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He's struck again, hasn't he?
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I received this by mail
with no return address.
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Apparently, it's a replica
of some statue
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located off the coast of New York City.
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Give me.
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[Sniffs]
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Oh, that's him.
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Before I help you, I want to
hear how you're doing.
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I don't have time for
your nonsense today.
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Neither does Mr. Sniglet's next victim.
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I'm doing fine, okay?
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[Chuckles]
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[Vocalizing]
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That won't do at all.
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I want to hear intimate,
personal things...
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things that may have
metaphorical parallels
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to the case.
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[Sighs]
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Well, I guess Geils and I broke up.
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Do you know that the rat and cheetah
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are the only animals
that don't fear intimacy?
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You have terrible trust issues,
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and they stem from your childhood.
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Tell me about Calvin Sniglet.
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Calvin Hobbes Sniglet is also
a product of his childhood.
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If he can't make peace with his past,
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he won't stop killing trophy hunters
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using their clothes
to make outfits for animals.
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When will you come to peace
with your past, Angela?
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You don't know anything about my past.
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I know that your father cared for your
stepmother more than he cared for you.
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What happened the night
of the eight-grade dance?
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You're crazy.
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You're just a crazy, old serial killer
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who will be pooping in a chrome
toilet for the rest of his life.
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I'd start checking police
bulletins for Manhattan.
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Yeah, I'll be sure to do that.
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Run along.
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Hey, do you guys validate?
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The first two hours are free.
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- Oh! Great.
- Yeah.
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- See ya.
- Bye.
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Angie Tribeca
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Lieutenant, you left this on the door.
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Damn it, Tribeca.
This better be important.
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Wiedner, Tribeca. Tribeca, Wiedner.
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Wiedner, why don't you take a break.
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Tell Sergeant Gutierrez I said you
could fire that tear gas cannon.
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Okay.
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I need to go to New York City.
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Tribeca, every cop gets the Broadway bug
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at one point or another.
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But your name doesn't open a show,
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and you don't have the
legs for the chorus.
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A story just came off the New York wire
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about a missing middle-aged white man.
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I don't know if he's rich
or a trophy hunter,
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but it sure does sound like the
serial killer we've been tracking.
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If it doesn't happen in L.A.,
it's none of our business,
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and we don't know if serial
killing's illegal in New York.
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It's not that simple, Lieutenant.
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I am developing an obsessive
interest in this murderer,
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and I think he may be The One.
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Let me put this in the
plainest terms I can.
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Under no circumstances,
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no matter what persuasive
techniques are employed,
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even if our very lives depended on it,
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will I allow you to go to New York.
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- Is that clear?
- Yes, Lieutenant. Crystal.
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Oh, I have a volleyball
tournament tomorrow,
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- so I'm gonna need the day off.
- Fair enough.
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Also, Geils, Hoffman, and Tanner
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are bringing the snacks,
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and Scholls has the ball.
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Great! Good luck, Tribeca.
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Thanks.
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Angie Tribeca
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_
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I still feel guilty about this.
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I didn't hear you complaining
when we cut the security line.
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Woman: Please do not leave your baggage
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or any of your belongings unattended.
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They will be confiscated.
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I just hope you're right about this
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being the work of Calvin Sniglet
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because all of our careers
are on the line by being here.
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My gut is telling me it's Sniglet,
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and I can count on one hand
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the number of times my gut's been wrong.
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Oh! There she is.
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I called ahead to N.Y.P.D. They
sent a detective to come get us.
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Hi! Jessie Goldstein.
How are you? Come on in.
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Come on in. Thank you for
meeting us, Detective.
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Oh, please. It was my pleasure.
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Oh, you guys must be exhausted.
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All right, let's go!
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So, I don't know how much you've heard,
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but the disappearance of Anton Chekhov
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made me think that it could be
the work of a serial killer
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we've been tracking.
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What about it seemed similar?
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Well, the fact that a
white male was kidnapped,
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and I got this thing in the mail.
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- It's hard to explain.
- Okay.
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And here we are.
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Okay. Take care, now.
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Uh, Detective Goldstein, I don't
mean to be a backseat driver,
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but we're in the middle
of the Lincoln Tunnel.
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[Horns honking]
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Oh, my God! You are so right.
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Now, get the [bleep] out of my car.
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Look, you think you can come to my city
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with your stupid L.A. clothes
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and your stupid Hollywood haircuts
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and tell me how to solve a case?
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Chekhov was Russian mob.
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This wasn't any serial killer.
This was a mob hit.
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So you can get your
[bleep] out of my car
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and get back to [bleep] Angeles.
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Go! Get out!
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[Horns honking]
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So longs, jerks! [Laughs]
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[Tires screech]
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[Horns honking]
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[Knock on window]
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Can you at least take us
back to the airport?
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Can you take us to the
end of the tunnel?
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Can you at least give us our clothes?
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[Tires screech]
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[Honking continues]
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Well, we didn't make it here,
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so I guess we can't make it anywhere.
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Hang on, guys.
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If I were the type of
person to give up easily,
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none of y'all would have
seen "The Good Wife."
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I know we're in an unfamiliar
city, we're cold, we're alone,
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but we're cops, and I have a hunch.
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Sure, it wasn't easy growing up
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with the kids teasing me about it,
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but it made me who I am today.
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So we're gonna go back to L.A.
with our tails between our legs?
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Or are we gonna take a big
breath of New York fresh air
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and get on with it?
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[All coughing]
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[Russian accent] Welcome to Louse House.
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We are not nice to lice. Can I help you?
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Tribeca and Geils, L.A.P.D.
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We'd like to speak to Masha Chekhov.
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I am Masha, Ms. Chekhov if you're nasty.
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Ma'am, I'm not sure if you're aware,
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but your husband went
missing a few days ago
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according to a missing-persons
report that you filed.
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I don't know anything about a
report, the police, or my husband.
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Russians are notoriously
suspicious of law enforcement.
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Please. Have a seat.
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Mm. My husband is good man.
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He just fall in with bad people.
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Eh, when you move here from Russia,
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you don't have choice of profession
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that you did in old country.
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I was Surgeon General of Volgograd,
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and look at me now.
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I'm nothing more than a nitpicker.
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- Irregardless...
- Regardless, eh?
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So you think the mob had something to do
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with your husband's disappearance?
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When did I say that? No.
All the mob love Anton.
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He always kill on time and
always come in under budget.
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Oh! You have lice.
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Next.
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Besides, Anton is dying of liver cancer.
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If someone wanted him
dead, why not just wait?
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Was your husband a big game
hunter, by any chance?
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No. Anton has very strict code.
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He only kill people.
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Oh! You also have lice!
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Hmm. Ooh, sorry!
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I accidentally grab
comb from dirty pile.
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Chekhov's not a trophy hunter,
he's not rich. It's not our guy.
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Let's just cut our losses
and get out of here.
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I'm telling you, Sniglet has Chekhov,
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and I'm not the only one who thinks so.
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Oh, don't tell me you've been
consulting with that maniac
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who's been in maximum-security
prison for 10 years.
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He has a name. It's the Zookeeper.
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Ladies, L.A.P.D. We're
gonna need your seats.
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We paid $4,000 for these.
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Oh, leave the M&Ms.
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You too, ma'am.
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There is a man missing,
and if we leave New York now,
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he's gonna end up dead
and stripped of his clothes.
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You need to get this obsession you
have with Sniglet under control.
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I mean, what do you care?
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And this is not just about my career.
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Your ass is on the line, too.
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Look, I don't know
what you want me to say.
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There was a time when
my partner, Jay Geils,
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would have followed me anywhere.
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Yeah, well, your partner, Jay Geils,
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got to have sex and eat dinner with you.
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Let's see what Tanner and Hoffman
turn up at the taxi dispatch.
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If they come up empty, we'll go home.
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Oh, this is a singing play?
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I'll be in the lobby.
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Tanner: So, Anton Chekhov was last
seen getting into one of your cabs.
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Louie: I told you, we found the
cab abandoned out in Queens.
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- Anyone in it?
- Oh, yeah.
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It's the kind of abandoned car
that had nine people in it.
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So you haven't heard from the driver?
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I didn't tell ya?
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Right after he ditched the car
in the middle of nowhere,
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we went out and got
bananas splits together.
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All right, sir. Well,
we're gonna need statements
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from all nine people
that was inside that car
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and the name of the ice cream place.
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Thanks for coming to New York
on short notice, Dr. Scholls.
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I wanted to try my new bicycle anyway.
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Anything turn up in the cab?
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I found some fingerprints on the wheel,
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which I'm checking against the database.
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There were two wool fibers
in the backseat... and this.
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This is the original driver of the cab.
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Sir, would you mind
handing me that button?
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Thank you, sir.
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Mind fingers.
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According to the missing-persons report,
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Anton Chekhov was wearing an
overcoat with this type of button.
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So Chekhov was in the car.
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But who took him? [Computer beeps]
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The fingerprints match those we
have on file for Calvin Sniglet.
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Tribeca was right!
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Wait a minute. I thought he
only killed trophy hunters.
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Well, that explains this.
Rhino horn powder.
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The Chinese use it to treat
cancer and make fireworks.
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"Take twice a day for liver cancer
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or throw in the air on New Year's Eve."
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Thanks, Tanner.
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Okay, it's him. He's here.
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He took Chekhov, who was taking
rhino horn for his cancer.
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Wow. You called it. Let's rock and roll.
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Hey, Babe, where's
the lieutenant's office?
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Excuse me, Lieutenant?
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[Irish accent] Paddy Atkins, N.Y.P.D.
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Jay Geils.
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Angie Tribeca. L.A.P.D.
252
00:11:29,755 --> 00:11:32,055
L.A.P.D. I have a cousin
that works in the L.A.P.D.
253
00:11:32,157 --> 00:11:33,991
- Pritikin Atkins?
- It's a pretty big force.
254
00:11:34,093 --> 00:11:36,426
- Doesn't ring a bell.
- Well, a cop's a cop.
255
00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,696
So, what can New York's
finest do you for?
256
00:11:38,798 --> 00:11:39,864
Well, we're fairly sure
257
00:11:39,966 --> 00:11:41,665
that a serial killer
named Calvin Sniglet
258
00:11:41,767 --> 00:11:44,334
is responsible for the
disappearance of Anton Chekhov.
259
00:11:44,436 --> 00:11:46,703
I thought I smelled
quinoa and tanning spray.
260
00:11:46,805 --> 00:11:48,995
Lieutenant, Chekhov was a mob hit.
261
00:11:48,996 --> 00:11:51,374
I've already rounded up
the usual suspects.
262
00:11:51,483 --> 00:11:53,216
It's just garbage killing garbage.
263
00:11:53,217 --> 00:11:55,044
I respectfully disagree, sir.
264
00:11:55,146 --> 00:11:58,258
We found Sniglet's prints in
the taxi Chekhov was riding in.
265
00:11:58,259 --> 00:12:01,417
This isn't one of your big
Hollywood movies, Tribeca.
266
00:12:01,519 --> 00:12:03,251
This is New York City,
where they've shot
267
00:12:03,353 --> 00:12:05,286
over 400 episodes of "Law and Order."
268
00:12:05,389 --> 00:12:07,990
Now, then, Goldstein, you're gonna help
these detectives follow their lead.
269
00:12:08,091 --> 00:12:09,901
You're also gonna put
them up in your apartment.
270
00:12:09,903 --> 00:12:10,566
Lieutenant...
271
00:12:10,566 --> 00:12:12,828
You have the most space since
Cappelli sold his one-bedroom.
272
00:12:12,930 --> 00:12:15,163
Now, I don't want to
hear another word about it.
273
00:12:15,265 --> 00:12:16,698
But I warn you, detectives.
274
00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:18,566
We don't take too kindly
to having our chains yanked
275
00:12:18,668 --> 00:12:21,068
by a bunch of fancy
West Coast chain yankers.
276
00:12:21,170 --> 00:12:25,205
277
00:12:32,882 --> 00:12:35,615
[Sirens wailing]
278
00:12:35,717 --> 00:12:39,553
279
00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:13,316
Morning, sleepyhead.
280
00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:16,286
Coffee is on the toilet
if you need some.
281
00:13:17,427 --> 00:13:18,820
Where's Tribeca?
282
00:13:18,922 --> 00:13:22,124
Oh, Tribeca and Goldstein
were both gone when I woke up.
283
00:13:22,226 --> 00:13:24,419
[Sighs]
284
00:13:24,420 --> 00:13:29,598
285
00:13:31,835 --> 00:13:34,303
Thank you for seeing me,
Mr. and Mrs. Sniglet.
286
00:13:34,405 --> 00:13:36,370
I won't take too much of your time.
287
00:13:36,473 --> 00:13:38,234
When was the last time you saw your son?
288
00:13:38,289 --> 00:13:40,274
Oh, he was here for Christmas.
289
00:13:40,376 --> 00:13:43,144
We had a nice dinner. Vegan, of course.
290
00:13:43,246 --> 00:13:45,216
He won't eat anything with a face.
291
00:13:45,681 --> 00:13:48,782
Thank you for also seeing me,
Mr. and Mrs. Sniglet.
292
00:13:48,884 --> 00:13:50,408
I won't take too much of your time,
293
00:13:50,409 --> 00:13:52,848
but when was the last
time you saw you son?
294
00:13:52,849 --> 00:13:54,345
Oh, he was here for Christmas.
295
00:13:54,346 --> 00:13:56,656
We had a nice dinner. Vegan, of course.
296
00:13:56,758 --> 00:13:58,891
He won't eat anything with a face.
297
00:13:58,994 --> 00:14:01,661
I actually thought it was pretty rude
298
00:14:01,763 --> 00:14:04,197
that he wouldn't try my
world-famous hog's face.
299
00:14:04,299 --> 00:14:07,379
Oh, come on!
Can't you two get past this?
300
00:14:08,003 --> 00:14:11,270
Martha's Calvin's stepmother,
and as you can I see,
301
00:14:11,372 --> 00:14:13,731
they haven't always seen eye to eye.
302
00:14:16,076 --> 00:14:18,444
Martha's Calvin's step-mom,
and as you can I see,
303
00:14:18,446 --> 00:14:20,212
they haven't always seen eye to eye.
304
00:14:20,233 --> 00:14:22,367
Both: So, there was some tension there?
305
00:14:22,556 --> 00:14:24,656
Calvin's mom,
the first Mrs. Sniglet, uh,
306
00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:27,113
she died when he was 6 years old.
307
00:14:27,287 --> 00:14:31,298
They were very close.
They shared a love of animals.
308
00:14:33,460 --> 00:14:34,825
That was for the both of you.
309
00:14:34,927 --> 00:14:36,911
Thank you so much for your time.
310
00:14:36,958 --> 00:14:38,640
I'd really like to talk to your son.
311
00:14:38,641 --> 00:14:40,241
Do you have any idea where he could be?
312
00:14:40,311 --> 00:14:43,400
Oh, sorry, no. He moves around a lot.
313
00:14:43,502 --> 00:14:46,036
He usually just gets in contact with us.
314
00:14:46,138 --> 00:14:49,839
Well, if you do hear from him,
please have him give me a call.
315
00:14:49,941 --> 00:14:53,009
Yes, I will, uh,
Detective Angie Tribeca.
316
00:14:53,111 --> 00:14:54,322
Mm-hmm.
317
00:14:59,151 --> 00:15:00,583
What's your deal, Goldstein?
318
00:15:00,685 --> 00:15:02,652
Why don't you just stick
to your mob hit theory
319
00:15:02,753 --> 00:15:04,654
and stay out of my investigation?
320
00:15:04,755 --> 00:15:06,556
I'm starting to like your theory.
321
00:15:06,658 --> 00:15:08,224
You don't even know my theory.
322
00:15:08,326 --> 00:15:09,425
You just like it 'cause I like it.
323
00:15:09,527 --> 00:15:10,759
Ain't no cuff on that wrist,
324
00:15:10,861 --> 00:15:13,396
so until there's an arrest,
it's fair game.
325
00:15:13,498 --> 00:15:15,665
[Cellphone rings, beeps]
326
00:15:15,766 --> 00:15:18,366
Tribeca. Oh, hey. This is Larry Sniglet.
327
00:15:18,468 --> 00:15:22,571
Calvin's dad. Oh. Hi, Dr. Cannoli.
328
00:15:22,673 --> 00:15:24,372
[Whispering] It's my gynecologist.
329
00:15:24,374 --> 00:15:26,508
Look, uh, Calvin's a good kid.
330
00:15:26,522 --> 00:15:29,123
He just [chuckles] likes to kill people.
331
00:15:29,292 --> 00:15:31,525
You see, he was bullied
most of his life,
332
00:15:31,627 --> 00:15:33,394
even when we home-schooled him.
333
00:15:33,496 --> 00:15:36,046
Well, I guess that kind of
pounding takes it toll.
334
00:15:36,465 --> 00:15:39,031
Anyway, you might want to
look in Central Park.
335
00:15:39,134 --> 00:15:43,403
He loved to sit on this bench
just south of Strawberry Fields
336
00:15:43,505 --> 00:15:46,473
and feed the stray cats.
337
00:15:46,575 --> 00:15:48,341
Anywhere else besides the pussy area?
338
00:15:48,443 --> 00:15:50,810
Oh, no. That's where he liked to go.
339
00:15:50,912 --> 00:15:54,480
But the park is locked at night,
so you might have to sneak in.
340
00:15:54,582 --> 00:15:56,648
I'll see if I have any luck
with the back entrance.
341
00:15:56,750 --> 00:16:00,419
Oh, but be careful because
the gate will lock after you.
342
00:16:00,521 --> 00:16:02,221
I'll just jam something in there.
343
00:16:02,323 --> 00:16:03,788
Thank you, Doctor.
344
00:16:03,890 --> 00:16:05,890
[Cellphone beeps]
345
00:16:05,993 --> 00:16:07,504
I have the same thing.
346
00:16:11,777 --> 00:16:13,177
We have to get to Central Park.
347
00:16:13,279 --> 00:16:14,611
We'll fan out, we'll...
348
00:16:14,713 --> 00:16:16,413
What's wrong with everybody?
349
00:16:19,672 --> 00:16:21,599
- Atkins: [Clears throat]
- Hello, Lieutenant.
350
00:16:21,658 --> 00:16:22,752
How was the volleyball tournament?
351
00:16:22,854 --> 00:16:25,389
- Great. We won.
- Congratulations.
352
00:16:25,972 --> 00:16:28,871
Unfortunately, an earthquake has
totally wiped out Los Angeles,
353
00:16:28,871 --> 00:16:31,488
and we need every first
responder we can get.
354
00:16:31,902 --> 00:16:32,961
Let's move.
355
00:16:33,928 --> 00:16:36,098
Good to see you, Paddy.
356
00:16:38,096 --> 00:16:40,336
And nice to see you, as well, Pritikin.
357
00:16:40,438 --> 00:16:42,505
All right, thank you.
358
00:16:42,607 --> 00:16:44,073
I know where to find him.
359
00:16:44,175 --> 00:16:45,773
Then why are you telling me?
360
00:16:45,875 --> 00:16:47,175
'Cause you're all I've got.
361
00:16:47,844 --> 00:16:50,011
Also, I don't know how
to get to Central Park.
362
00:16:52,749 --> 00:16:55,016
You're a great detective, Tribeca.
363
00:16:55,118 --> 00:16:57,721
Maybe you Hollywood types
are not so bad after all.
364
00:16:57,729 --> 00:17:00,934
Thank you. I still find you
New Yorkers pretty abrasive.
365
00:17:00,935 --> 00:17:02,490
[Chuckles]
366
00:17:03,477 --> 00:17:05,025
Where'd you get that?
367
00:17:05,127 --> 00:17:07,861
I have no idea.
It just came in the mail.
368
00:17:07,963 --> 00:17:10,085
It's a replica of a statue
in the New York Harbor.
369
00:17:10,086 --> 00:17:12,004
I'll explain on the way. Let's go.
370
00:17:16,543 --> 00:17:18,960
Nothing yet. Are you in position?
371
00:17:18,962 --> 00:17:20,328
Look how high the crown is!
372
00:17:20,329 --> 00:17:21,602
I like the torch!
373
00:17:22,578 --> 00:17:24,544
Yeah. Nothing here, either.
374
00:17:24,645 --> 00:17:26,411
Hang on, I'm getting a call.
375
00:17:26,514 --> 00:17:27,306
[Cellphone beeps] Tribeca.
376
00:17:27,307 --> 00:17:29,174
Sniglet: Looking for someone?
377
00:17:29,175 --> 00:17:30,494
Sniglet. Where are you?
378
00:17:30,495 --> 00:17:33,252
Oh, I'm around somewhere.
379
00:17:33,354 --> 00:17:37,189
380
00:17:38,771 --> 00:17:42,299
But am I around you or
around Detective Goldstein?
381
00:17:42,300 --> 00:17:44,311
- Where's Chekhov?
- Chekhov?
382
00:17:44,312 --> 00:17:46,283
Oh, you mean the human.
383
00:17:46,330 --> 00:17:49,229
I've released him into the wild
so that I could hunt him.
384
00:17:49,230 --> 00:17:51,057
It's only fair, after all.
385
00:17:51,058 --> 00:17:53,343
Who do you think's gonna find him first?
386
00:17:53,344 --> 00:17:56,889
Okay, look. I know your
upbringing wasn't that great.
387
00:17:57,115 --> 00:17:58,653
How do you know that?
388
00:17:58,654 --> 00:18:01,119
Because I spoke to your dad
and your step-mom.
389
00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:03,767
You mean the Wicked Witch
of the West Village?
390
00:18:03,768 --> 00:18:05,364
I know she was kind of a B to you.
391
00:18:05,365 --> 00:18:07,609
Oh, she was more than a B.
392
00:18:07,610 --> 00:18:09,353
She was an FB.
393
00:18:09,354 --> 00:18:11,120
Look, you should have seen my step-mom.
394
00:18:11,221 --> 00:18:12,888
I used to call her Voldemom.
395
00:18:12,990 --> 00:18:15,957
Wait, didn't you grow up
before Harry Potter came out?
396
00:18:16,060 --> 00:18:17,458
Yeah, huge coincidence.
397
00:18:17,561 --> 00:18:19,861
Anyway, what I'm saying is I understand,
398
00:18:19,963 --> 00:18:22,164
but you can't take your
crap out on everybody,
399
00:18:22,265 --> 00:18:23,765
because it doesn't change anything.
400
00:18:23,867 --> 00:18:26,935
Trust me... I've been taking out
my past on just about everybody,
401
00:18:27,037 --> 00:18:29,269
and I am the least
popular person at work.
402
00:18:29,371 --> 00:18:31,572
Seems like we're not
so different, Tribeca.
403
00:18:31,674 --> 00:18:34,199
Maybe you'll get lucky
and find Chekhov first.
404
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:36,687
Oh, wait... Never mind. There he is.
405
00:18:36,688 --> 00:18:38,179
Sniglet, don't.
406
00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:39,379
[Dial tone]
407
00:18:39,481 --> 00:18:40,647
[Cellphone beeps]
408
00:18:40,750 --> 00:18:42,850
Chekhov's here. I see him.
409
00:18:42,952 --> 00:18:45,218
[Cellphone beeps]
410
00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:46,485
- [Cellphone beeps]
- Sniglet?
411
00:18:46,588 --> 00:18:48,287
- Too late.
- [Gunshot]
412
00:18:48,389 --> 00:18:50,656
[Sighs]
413
00:18:53,829 --> 00:18:55,862
[Cow moos]
414
00:18:56,811 --> 00:18:58,898
Uh, Tribeca?
415
00:19:01,502 --> 00:19:03,602
- Thanks for the ride.
- That was kind of a weird one.
416
00:19:03,704 --> 00:19:05,570
Yeah, they all are these days.
417
00:19:05,672 --> 00:19:10,142
Well, if it's any consolation,
Chekhov wasn't such a great guy.
418
00:19:11,011 --> 00:19:13,678
But that's not really
what's bothering you, is it?
419
00:19:15,582 --> 00:19:17,616
I'm taking your father to the dance.
420
00:19:17,718 --> 00:19:19,617
It's a father-daughter dance!
421
00:19:19,719 --> 00:19:22,253
Maybe if you were prettier,
he would have taken you.
422
00:19:22,355 --> 00:19:23,264
Dad!
423
00:19:23,266 --> 00:19:25,991
You know how jealous
your stepmother gets.
424
00:19:26,092 --> 00:19:27,625
Let me take her to the dance,
425
00:19:27,727 --> 00:19:29,493
and I'll make it up to you later.
426
00:19:29,595 --> 00:19:32,897
You wanted to go to that
cop convention next weekend.
427
00:19:35,334 --> 00:19:37,500
Sniglet is trying to protect animals
428
00:19:37,602 --> 00:19:40,203
because he sees them as vulnerable,
429
00:19:40,305 --> 00:19:42,857
like he was when I was a child.
430
00:19:48,103 --> 00:19:49,112
Take it easy, Goldstein.
431
00:19:49,214 --> 00:19:53,149
All right, you too.
Hmm. Why is my head so itchy?
432
00:19:53,251 --> 00:19:55,785
- I got to go. Bye.
- Okay. See ya!
433
00:19:56,754 --> 00:19:59,255
[Crows cawing in distance]
434
00:19:59,372 --> 00:20:02,207
435
00:20:02,208 --> 00:20:05,301
_
436
00:20:06,798 --> 00:20:07,874
Hey, Dad.
437
00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:10,962
I was hoping to talk to you.
438
00:20:11,835 --> 00:20:15,670
439
00:20:21,422 --> 00:20:23,729
_
440
00:20:23,779 --> 00:20:28,329
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