All language subtitles for Angie Tribeca s02e07 Boyz II Dead.eng

[Cheering]

[Indistinct conversations]

[Pop music playing]

[Cheering]

Alhambra!

We are Boypocalypse Wow!

We are back!

And better than ever!

And here's the one that started it all.

"Young, Fast, and Firm."

[Harmonizing]
I'm

-
Yes, I'm

[Screaming]

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

[Camera shutter clicks]

Where's Tribeca?

She had to take a personal day.

We get personal days?

I came in when I had meningitis.

[Camera shutter clicks]

Damn. Boypocalypse Wow.

[Chuckles]
I always looked up to Denarius.

I figured if a black kid
from the suburbs

can be pressured by a creepy
manager into joining a boy band,

so can I.

Uh, listen, don't leave
me alone with Scholls.

She's still a little bitter
about the breakup

and the whole lying about the baby

we were raising together thing.

I'm sorry, what?

Never mind.

Scholls, what we looking at?

P.T. Cruiser, Boypocalypse
Wow's bad boy.

His t-shirt cannon malfunctioned,

leaving a fatal amount of space
between his head and his body.

So, where's the head?

On eBay. There was no
"Buy It Now" option,

so we're bidding on it. Fingers crossed.

Was this an accident?

Man: Absolutely not.

Hi. Jack Pfoopa.

Manager of Boypocalypse Wow,
Boysters on the Half-Shell,

and Sir Ian McKellen.

So, you're saying you don't
think this was an accident?

We've done this routine 800 times.

The boys do their moves,
the girls scream bloody murder,

I get my 80%, I go home to my parrots.

No, if something went wrong,

- somebody wanted this to go wrong.
- He's right.

The firing mechanism
on the t-shirt cannon

was tampered with,

so even if P.T. didn't look
straight down the barrel,

his tips were frosted
the moment he stepped onstage.

[Sighs] All right,
I'll talk to the band.

Tanner, canvass the audience
and production crew,

and Scholls, return my
copy of "Total Recall"

and stop texting me after midnight.

Let me get this straight. So
you're Skylar, the pretty one;

Chad, the fat one...

Funny. Funny one.

Funny one.

Denarius, the ethnic one.

Man... life's so precious.

You think you're gonna have
your head on your body

your entire life, and then... snap!...

everything changes.

How are things internally
within the band? Any friction?

Oh, we get along great.

I mean, we've been together so
long, we finish each other's...

[Coughs, sniffles]

Did P.T. have any personal problems?

He was the bad boy.
Bad boys have problems.

That's why he wrote the song
"Bad Boys Have..."

After him and Lori Loughlin broke up,

he made a few bad
Beanie Baby investments

and then hit hard times.

I hear that.

I got a garage full of
pogs I can't unload.

But all we can do is keep going.

I mean, what we gonna do?
Have a funeral?

- Mind if I look at this stuff?
- Knock yourself out.

Wow.

Are all these from your fans?

Boypocalypse Wow
has the best fans in the world.

- Who's Fran Tabuto?
- She's our number-one fan.

She's been to every concert,
all the mall openings,

a few dentist appointments, one shower.

She's harmless.

Seems like P.T. was her favorite.

"If I can't have you, no one will.

Marry me or die. XO, Fran."

Do you guys mind if I have this?

- Sure.
- Thanks.

[Buzzer]

Name, prisoner's name. Reason for visit.

[Buzzer in distance]

Detective Tribeca, Diane Duran.

"Seeking answers about the
location of a former boyfriend

I believed to be dead
but is actually alive

and part of an elaborate conspiracy

of which I've only
scratched the scarface."

Surface.

[Buzzer in distance]

Stall 4.

You dirty rat. I want my money.

You're gonna give it to me.
It's my money.

No, no. I'm a detective with the LAPD.

Man: I'll take a look at it.

[Buzzer]

Tribeca.

I never thought I'd see you again.

Would you care for a glass of pinot?

It's from the vineyard in my toilet.

Sergeant Pepper.

I know he's still alive.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Yes, you do.

[Gasps]

Tell me where to find him.

You don't find him. He finds you.

Damn it, Duran!
You give me his exact loc...

Hold on a second.
I'm getting another call.

Hello? Okay.

All right, give me a minute.

I have to take this,

but if you're serious
about finding Pepper,

he'll meet you here.

But only go if you're serious

about knowing what the world really is.

Thank you for holding.

Okay, I'm taking off my top,

and then I'm gonna go
to the grocery store

and I'm gonna buy some Kombucha.

["Young, Fast, and Firm"
playing on stereo]

Someone's home.

[Sighs]

Ms. Tabuto?

LAPD! Open up!

Let's rock and roll.

1, 2, 3.

Hello?

[Toilet flushes]

[Scoffs] Really?

I step out one time in eight hours.

Eddie.

I can't believe it.

Angie... we have a lot to talk about.

But could you just go outside again

so I could be in the chair?

You're under arrest for
probably murdering P.T. Cruiser.

I didn't kill him. I love him.
Why would I kill him?

Hey, we'll ask the questions
around here.

Why would you kill him?

- I didn't.
- You think we got the right person?

This place looks pretty normal.

Mind if we take a look around?

Sure. As long as you don't
go into that room.

I think that's where we'll start.

[Scoffs]

You have the right to remain silent.

Anything you say can
and will be used against you

in the court of law.

This offer cannot be combined
with any other rights.

Void where prohibited by law.

Some assembly required.

Driver does not carry cash.

[Romantic music playing]

I have so many questions.

I thought you were dead.

How could you do that to me?

Does that answer your question?

Yes... but then what about
the phone calls?

If you were alive, why not just...

Oh. That makes sense.

But then how did you...

I guess that covers it.

No more questions.

You remember how to do this, right?

I think I can figure it out.

Mm. Mm...

Uh...

No. No.

All right, maybe I-I need a refresher.

You wanted to see me?

I have no desire to see you,
but it's my job to report to you

what I find about your cases.

There's no way Fran Tabuto
murdered P.T. Cruiser.

We were in the apartment. That
woman's guilty of something.

Nothing we found in that apartment
incriminates her in this murder.

You want us to set free
the lunatic that made this?

Not all those teeth are his.

Out of all of Fran's
letters, only the one

you found in the dressing
room threatens violence,

and it wasn't in her handwriting.

Are you saying we got the wrong guy?

I'm saying if I were you,

I'd get back together with me
and reopen your investigation.

Why are you talking to me?

Really.

I mean, didn't you already
arrest a murderer?

Her handwriting didn't match
the threatening letter,

so we're thinking she was framed.

[Laughing] Oh!

So, who...

Who are you looking at?

I'm looking at you, Mr. Pfoopa.

You've gotten a lot of press
since Cruiser's death.

Ticket sales are through the roof,

and GQ just named you
Scumbag of the Year.

[Laughs]

Am I profiting off P.T. Cruiser's death?

Yes!

Is Boypocalypse Wow playing arenas now

instead of rec centers? Yes!

Did I place an order this morning

for 1 million detachable
bobbleheads in P.T.'s likeness?

No, 'cause I just thought of that.

Look.

If I had known that his death
would be this good for business,

I would have killed
the son of a bitch years ago,

but I didn't know.

I didn't kill him.

So cool your jets.

See, the thing is, once
we get a new bad boy,

no limit to Boypocalypse Wow.

You want to investigate me,
go right ahead.

I got nothing to hide.

So you're saying if the
LAPD does some digging,

we're not gonna find
any skeletons in your closet?

I bought every one of
those skeletons online legally.

Fran Tabuto was set up...

something three dating
sites weren't able to do.

The murderer thought Fran
would be a perfect patsy.

It had to be someone
with backstage access.

The whole crew had alibis.

Hmm. I'm thinking somebody
in the band killed him.

Since Pfoopa's cooperating,

I say we place somebody
undercover with the band.

I mean, they got to be
believable, though.

They got to know the dance
moves and the songs cold.

Now, who do we have
that can pass for a pop star?

Geils: If for one second
they think that he's a cop

and not a handsome versatile musician,

the whole operation's blown.

Not to mention we'll have
a dead cop on our hands.

- Detective Green!
- Yes?

- Is that soy milk in my coffee?
- Sorry.

- I can do it.
- You sure, Tanner?

I mean, I did "The Wiz" for six
months down at the Pantages.

Which you all would have known about
if you'd have came to one of my shows.

- Oh, that was a crazy time for me.
- Your e-mail must be going to my spam.

It'll never work!

You can't just say
that you're in a boy band!

I mean, most kids go to
eight years of boy-band school

before they even think about
putting on a hat the wrong way.

You got to earn it.

Geils: We don't have another choice.

This is the only way to draw him out.

Nobody will believe it!

Look, can he sing? Can he even dance?

Sir, you'll be able to see
that I can do both.

Okay. Let's see.

Go ahead.

Huh! [Panting]

Congratulations!

This is the moment
when a man becomes a boy.

[Romantic music playing]

[Both coughing]

[Sighs] I wish we could just
stay here forever,

but eventually, we have to
go back to our real lives.

I'm a cop, and you're
the people we catch.

Well, we have this Airbnb
until noon tomorrow,

so we have plenty of time to
talk about our future together.

I'm gonna go pee so I don't get a UTI.

[Grunts]

Whoa.

Aww.

Whoa.

Aww.

Whoa.

Aww.

Whoa.

Aww!

[Toilet flushes]

Pieced it all together?

Almost.

Now I'm done.

Nice.

When I was on the force,

I found out that the biggest criminal

is not out on the streets.

He's in the mayor's office.

Mayor Perry?

Off-duty, I tracked
crime after crime to him.

Voter fraud, racketeering,
money laundering,

racketeering fraud, voter laundering.

Th-The list goes on and on.

- [Woman screaming]
- I don't understand.

Why didn't you just bring it
to the Lieutenant?

You can't change things from the inside.

Trust me. I tried.

- [Leprechaun cackles]
- What about Mayhem Global?

I am Mayhem Global.

As soon as we get
Mayor Perry out of there

and elect Dick Dreyfuss,

we can start to make real change,

crack down on crime...

Well, actually, Mayor Perry launched

a really effective
crime initiative last year.

All right, environmentally,
we can get the city off coal,

get a train that goes
from downtown to the beach.

Actually, Perry pledged
to get us off coal by 2020

and he just expanded the
Expedition line to Santa Monica.

Mayor Perry sucks!

There's one number
programmed into this phone.

When you're ready to be
part of the revolution, call it.

[Sighs]

Do you have, like,
a charger or something?

Gentlemen, meet Daniel Tanner.

Boypocalypse Wow has a new bad boy.

It's a pleasure meeting you all.

I am such a fan.

Hey, what's up, man?

I'm the diversity
in this group. Step off.

Denarius, he's the bad boy,
you're the ethnic one.

- There can be overlap.
- Yeah, man.

- It's 2016.
- Yeah, I know what year it is.

You're gonna get hazed
for a little while,

but eventually, you'll
just be one of the guys.

Thanks, man.

Don't thank me, dickweed.

[Laughter] Whoo!

Chad: All right, guys. Here we go.

Here we go. Let's get
it right this time.

5, 6, 7, 8.

[Groans]

- Come on, rook!
- You got to be better than this, dude!

Keep up!

Here we go. 5, 6, 7...

[Groans] Okay.

You all went on 7 that time.

You got to be ready to go
on anything, rookie.

5...

[Laughs]

[Groans]

Yeah, welcome to Boypocalypse Wow, son!

Ooh! Welcome to Boypocalypse!

And it took us a little bit longer

to cross the I's and dot the T's,

so please accept this
LAPD gift basket as an apology.

[Police radio chatter]

- So, who did it?
- Well, it's still an open case,

so we're not allowed to discuss it.

- No idea?
- We have a man undercover right now.

He's posing as the new bad boy,

so we should have the murderer
in a matter of minutes.

Good.

I just feel so bad for Skylar.

All he's ever wanted
is to be the bad boy,

and Pfoopa won't even give him a shot.

- Skylar, the pretty boy?
- Yeah.

He originally auditioned
to be the bad boy,

but since he can't really
grow a mustache...

Do you have a sample
of Skylar's handwriting?

Uh, a note or an autograph?

Scholls: That's a perfect match.

Over 16 points of similarity.

The statistical probability

of this being someone else's
handwriting is negligible.

Thanks so much, ma'am.

You can remove the pixelation
and put your shirt back on.

Thanks, Monica.

I know we ended on a sour note,
but we work well together.

I just hope one day that
things can be good between us.

It means so much to hear you say that.

Angie!

[Both grunt]

You want to go catch a murderer?

Rescue our buddy
at a big Hollywood party?

Yeah, sure.

If you start to cry...

this is gonna get awkward.

Tanner's still not picking up.

Floor it.

[Siren wails]

It's gonna be parties like this
for the rest of your life, man.

Come on.

Let me show you the house.

"Tingly Feelings" started it all.

Wow.

- I remember that.
- [Chuckles]

That was P.T.'s biggest song.

Yeah. It's yours now.

You know, all I ever wanted
to be was the bad boy,

but the moment I walked
into the audition,

Jack Pfoopa said, "We
found our pretty boy!"

Wow.

Is this Jack's trophy
and antique weapons room?

I'm more than just a pretty boy.

Sure, I'm angular,
great smile, blue eyes,

butt cheeks like two vanilla cupcakes,

but I can be bad.

You know what I had
for breakfast? Cookies.

I don't floss. I don't make my bed.

[Scoffs] It's been over 48
hours since I talked to my mom,

but Pfoopa's got me pigeonholed.

- [Chuckling]
- I don't know, man.

I mean, you're the pretty boy.

Seems like a sweet gig to me.

- [Chuckles]
- Exactly.

That's all anyone ever
wants me to be... sweet.

If I'm hearing you right,

you'd do anything to be the
bad boy, wouldn't you?

- You got that right.
- Maybe even kill P.T. Cruiser.

Maybe.

Skylar, do me a favor.

Put your hands on your head.

I'll do that, Danny...

right after I do this.

Tanner! Turns out
Skylar is the murderer!

Oh, you found out already. Good.

Skylar, drop the crossbow.

Come on. You don't... You don't have
to do this. You're not the bad boy.

[Sighs]

[Voice breaking] He's right.

I'm not.

Skylar, don't!

But if he's feeling it...

[Screams]

Oh, damn. That's a shame.

Tanner, the honor's all yours.

Congratulations.

You're going to jail...

bad boy.

[Siren wails]

Reporter: The Boypocalypse Wow singer

has been found not guilty
by reason of insanity.

I can't believe it.

I can't believe he got off.

Pleads insanity.

Now all he has to do is six
months in a psych ward,

a charity concert, and
he's back out on tour.

Tanner... can you get us tickets?

Maybe the San Diego show.

What's the point of any of this?
We have evidence, a confession,

and the bad guy doesn't
spend one night in jail?

That's the system, Tribeca.

The system sucks.

[Sighs]

Maybe we don't take her to San Diego.

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