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Katie: Ugh. There are Raisinets in here.
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Why put health food in
a perfectly good bag of candy?
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Hey, hon.
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Oh, no.
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Did someone buy the Halloween
candy too early again this year?
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No. Yes. Maybe.
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Yes.
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Yeah.
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Here. Hide this.
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No, wait. Okay.
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Hide it someplace where
if I really, really want it,
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I can find it.
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But not someplace where
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if I just accidentally stumble upon it,
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I go, "Hey, candy!"
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You're always giving me instructions
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I don't know how to execute.
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Mm-hmm. I know.
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No. Mnh-mnh.
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I know where that is.
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Hey, hon, did you see this?
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"In honor of Halloween,
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Westport is hosting
a 5K zombie obstacle course."
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You can sign up
to be a zombie or a runner.
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[Sighs] This town is unbelievable.
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They take a holiday which is
very specifically about candy,
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and make it about exercise.
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It's just not right.
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I signed up to be a zombie.
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Oh, come on, man.
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Sounds like fun.
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Runners have to get past obstacles
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while dodging zombies.
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Do it with me.
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Hmm.
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Sometimes you say things
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that make me feel
like we have never met.
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I want to be a zombie, too!
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What's a zombie?
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A zombie is a corpse
that's come back to life
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and feeds primarily on human brains.
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Okay. I'm in.
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All right, then.
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Hey, Oliver, you want
to do some zombie-ing
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with me and Anna-Kat this weekend?
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Halloween is a celebration of handouts
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and encourages a welfare-state
mentality in our kids.
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And you don't like Halloween
because you freak out.
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[Screams]
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Anna-Kat: You peed on Daddy's neck!
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Yeah, it went down my back, too.
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Remember how powerful
his urine used to be?
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He was like a male cat.
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- I was marked.
- Yeah.
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- Hey, Mom.
- Hey, Taylor.
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- [Door closes]
- And Viv.
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Hey, Viv.
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Bonsoir, Ottos.
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Taylor, I thought you said
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you were giving tennis lessons
to a friend.
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Taylor: I was.
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Friend, neighbor,
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Weight Watchers success story, hello.
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So, are all your houses this cozy?
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- Just the one.
- Oh.
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Why are you guys dressed alike?
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Viv gave me some of her hand-me-downs.
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Taylor and I are the same size.
Isn't that funny?
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So funny. All I do is laugh
at how skinny you are.
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[Laughs]
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[Gasps]
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- Pier 1!
- Mm-hmm.
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How cute. That reminds me
of my old dorm room at Vassar.
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- Oh, you got to apply.
- I will.
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Okay, let me give you more memories.
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Target, Target, Walmart.
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That was here when we moved in.
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Costco, CVS, and see ya later.
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[Gasps]
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- Bye, Viv.
- Bye-bye.
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Hey, kind of an older addition
to your squad, huh?
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Viv and I have a lot in common.
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What do you have in common,
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other than never having paid
for your own dinner?
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She's athletic, fun, super-positive.
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- Mm.
- You know what it is?
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Hmm?
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She gets me.
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[Chuckles]
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Okay. Asked and answered.
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"She gets me."
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Do you see what's happening here?
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You know I don't.
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Taylor is looking up to Viv and not me.
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That woman is turning her
into a mini-version
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of her fakey-fake-fake self.
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Or maybe Viv's just being nice.
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[Sighs]
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Really, Greg?
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The freezer?
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I asked you to hide the candy,
not make it more delicious.
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Right.
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[Indistinct conversations]
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"Being nice"? Please.
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Greg's the one who's nice... too nice.
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And, sweetie, sometimes a little stupid.
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Yeah, and why does he always have
bread in his car to feed the birds?
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- It's weird, right?
- It's real weird.
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So, I'm not being crazy
about this Viv thing?
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So not crazy.
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You need to stop this
relationship in its tracks.
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You want me to introduce her
to North and South Korea?
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[Laughs]
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Now, that's the reaction
I was looking for.
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I can always count on you guys
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for clear, irrational, angry opinions.
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Listen, I know horrible women.
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I married one, I cheated with one,
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and I think I am one.
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So, what's my plan for Viv?
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Call her on her crap!
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Mnh-mnh. Viv is sneaky. She'll deny it.
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But at least she'll know
you're onto her,
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and nobody wants Katie Otto
all over them.
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Mm. Except me.
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When we first met,
I did have a little crush.
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- You did?
- Mm-hmm.
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That's sweet.
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I'd be into those, but not that.
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Okay.
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[Viv grunting]
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Hey, Viv?
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Just a sec.
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I gotta...
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Just excuse me!
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Just quick talk.
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Can you hear me?
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Gotta talk to you.
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Excuse...
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Gotta...
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Viv...
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Right here.
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Lookin' at ya.
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We can't talk. Okay.
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Gonna get the machine.
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[Grunting continues]
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Oh.
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Okay.
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Aah!
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[Clicking]
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- [Laughs]
- Oh. Oh, my.
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You're so funny. Just leave it.
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You remind me of me when I was big...
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so jolly, unable to control your body.
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I didn't know everything I
hated could fit into a size 0.
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Listen, I know you have been spending
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a lot of time with Taylor.
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Oh, I love her.
She's so different than you.
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- Mm-hmm.
- It's like the apple fell off of your tree
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and just rolled right over to mine.
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- Right?
- Yeah.
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But just to be clear, she's my apple.
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[Gasps] Of course.
I'm not trying to be her mom,
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just a super-cool neighbor.
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Tay's words, not mine.
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"Tay"? I wonder what happens
to Botox if you punch it.
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Can you believe
Andrew Hartsfield texted her?
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I love that she can talk to us
about that stuff.
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You should hear
what she talks to just me about.
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Ooh! [Chuckles]
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Who the hell is Andrew Hartsfield?
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I hope he's not that weirdo
at the gas station.
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Hey, did she tell you we're
doing the zombie run together?
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Of course, she did.
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I'm doing it, too.
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How exciting!
I didn't know you were a runner.
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I am so proud of you.
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Well, I don't run
for your approval, Viv.
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Yay. I love it!
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[Laughs] That's not something
to love, Viv.
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That, I love.
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Viv, are we in
the same conversation right now?
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I'm telling you I'm going to beat you.
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I love it!
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All right.
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Hey! We should play sometime.
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- Never gonna happen!
- Viv: Bye!
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[Sighs]
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Was it a bit impulsive of me
to say I could beat Viv?
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Yes, it was, but, remember,
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I was the fastest girl in sixth grade.
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Yes, many, many years ago.
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Hey, winning is 51% mental.
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And 49% running.
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Honey, why can't you just accept
that Taylor's at the age
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where she pushes her parents away?
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Yes, but she could push me away
for boys or drugs,
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but not Viv.
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Is being crazy part
of your mental preparation?
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They're becoming best friends.
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I should be her best friend.
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And they're texting!
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I want her to text me,
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not some aggressively annoying
Westport-y woman.
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You know what?
I'm gonna text her right now.
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[Cellphone keyboard clicking]
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"Hi."
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[Cellphone noise]
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That's a terrible text.
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Yeah.
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Are you texting me?
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Wanted to let you know
I'm doing the Fun Run.
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Why?
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Can't a mom do a fun run
with her daughter?
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You always say running
is for criminals and showoffs.
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Maybe I want to show off.
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Who do you think you got
your athleticism from... him?
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Hey, Greg, catch.
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[Tissue box clatters]
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You know about my sloped eye.
I have no depth perception.
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I'm gonna go now.
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Bye, Tay-Tay.
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Don't call me that!
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That was tough to watch.
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[Evil laughter]
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I want to be a zombie from the Titanic,
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so I need to look like I froze
during the prime of my life.
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Specificity... I like it.
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I'm going more old-school zombie...
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tattered clothes, leg drag.
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Oliver, last chance to join.
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Honestly, Dad, the only reason I'm here
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is because I wanted to see how
seasonal businesses stay afloat.
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Daddy, this could work for my
Catherine Nellie Johnston zombie
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who met her icy death
at the tender age of seven.
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Dork.
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At least I don't pee on my own dad.
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No, you pee in the yard.
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- I...
- Guys, everyone could pee better.
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- Excuse me.
- Hey.
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Well, who's that there?
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Alice McCarthy.
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She's like the queen of Oliver's class.
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Every boy wants to kiss her lips.
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Whatever.
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Well, get her attention, do something...
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double-thumbs up, finger guns.
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Go on, go on.
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Oh, what's up, Alice?
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Hey.
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I've got my eye on you.
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Nice. Using your environment.
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- Smart.
- Yeah.
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I'm looking for something to wear
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for the Fun Run tomorrow.
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Cool. Cool. Me too.
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Cool.
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- [Roars]
- [Groans]
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Ooh! Yeah, that's pretty much
what I expected.
268
00:08:53,543 --> 00:08:54,909
269
00:08:54,978 --> 00:08:57,645
And then the toy skeleton lunged at him,
270
00:08:57,714 --> 00:08:59,614
and he screamed [laughs]
271
00:08:59,683 --> 00:09:02,183
like when Dad had to play
in that basketball game.
272
00:09:02,252 --> 00:09:03,384
Yeah, well...
273
00:09:03,453 --> 00:09:04,619
Alice thinks I'm a wuss.
274
00:09:04,688 --> 00:09:05,954
It's no big deal, Oliver.
275
00:09:06,022 --> 00:09:07,989
You're a sensitive guy.
It's in the Otto blood.
276
00:09:08,058 --> 00:09:09,657
It doesn't make you any less of a man.
277
00:09:09,726 --> 00:09:11,693
You can change her mind. I promise you.
278
00:09:11,761 --> 00:09:14,028
When I first met your dad,
I thought he was a wuss, too.
279
00:09:14,097 --> 00:09:17,999
He was my college T.A.,
and he carried a purse to class.
280
00:09:18,068 --> 00:09:19,367
It was a satchel.
281
00:09:19,436 --> 00:09:21,302
The point is, now Mama loves me.
282
00:09:21,371 --> 00:09:24,205
You know what? You should get in the
race, maybe battle some zombies.
283
00:09:24,274 --> 00:09:25,473
Show her you're not a wuss.
284
00:09:25,542 --> 00:09:29,110
Tonight, in the tradition
of pre-race meals,
285
00:09:29,179 --> 00:09:30,411
we carbo-load.
286
00:09:30,480 --> 00:09:31,579
How is this different
287
00:09:31,648 --> 00:09:33,748
from our regular Saturday night noodles?
288
00:09:33,817 --> 00:09:35,016
We're gonna eat more of it,
289
00:09:35,085 --> 00:09:36,485
and no side salad that nobody eats,
290
00:09:36,553 --> 00:09:38,686
and I throw away
feeling like a bad mommy.
291
00:09:38,755 --> 00:09:40,655
Taylor! Dinner!
292
00:09:40,724 --> 00:09:42,123
She's across the street at Viv's.
293
00:09:43,393 --> 00:09:45,026
Oh, well, why don't I just go ahead
294
00:09:45,095 --> 00:09:47,562
and run right over and get her?
295
00:09:47,631 --> 00:09:49,163
Roadie!
296
00:09:51,301 --> 00:09:52,400
It was a satchel.
297
00:09:52,469 --> 00:09:53,901
- [Door opens]
- Okay, Daddy.
298
00:09:53,970 --> 00:09:55,370
- [Door closes]
- Wow, is she actually running?
299
00:09:55,438 --> 00:09:56,771
We can eat.
300
00:09:56,840 --> 00:09:59,407
[Panting]
301
00:10:01,811 --> 00:10:04,145
Mom, what are you doing here?
302
00:10:04,214 --> 00:10:05,214
[Wheezing]
303
00:10:05,281 --> 00:10:06,714
I...
304
00:10:06,783 --> 00:10:08,249
just came to get my...
305
00:10:08,318 --> 00:10:09,017
girl for dinner.
306
00:10:09,085 --> 00:10:10,785
We're carbo-loading.
307
00:10:10,854 --> 00:10:13,287
Whoo! Let's get it! All right!
308
00:10:13,356 --> 00:10:15,223
She's been training
for the Fun Run all week.
309
00:10:15,291 --> 00:10:16,724
What the hell?!
310
00:10:16,793 --> 00:10:20,128
[Grunting]
311
00:10:20,196 --> 00:10:21,963
Winners win!
312
00:10:22,032 --> 00:10:23,097
Drop it!
313
00:10:23,166 --> 00:10:24,265
I'm a ninja!
314
00:10:24,334 --> 00:10:25,500
Ninja! Ninja!
315
00:10:25,568 --> 00:10:27,068
Holy Fudruckers!
316
00:10:27,137 --> 00:10:28,302
[Imitates Tarzan yell]
317
00:10:28,371 --> 00:10:29,303
Whoo!
318
00:10:29,372 --> 00:10:30,405
Hey, Katie.
319
00:10:30,473 --> 00:10:31,706
Whoo!
320
00:10:31,775 --> 00:10:33,274
Way to go, Viv!
321
00:10:33,343 --> 00:10:35,810
- One, two...
- Isn't she amazing?
322
00:10:35,879 --> 00:10:38,479
No, the woman who let the doctor
go elbow deep inside her
323
00:10:38,548 --> 00:10:41,249
to flip you around... she's amazing.
324
00:10:41,317 --> 00:10:43,217
Feel it! Let's go deep!
325
00:10:43,286 --> 00:10:45,420
Ugh! I can't lose my daughter to Viv.
326
00:10:45,488 --> 00:10:48,356
I gotta hunker down
and do what I do best...
327
00:10:48,425 --> 00:10:49,957
cheat.
328
00:10:53,347 --> 00:10:57,082
329
00:10:57,107 --> 00:10:58,317
Here are your flags.
330
00:10:58,387 --> 00:11:00,887
Once the zombies
take all three, you're done.
331
00:11:00,955 --> 00:11:03,288
Thank you... sexy cat.
332
00:11:03,357 --> 00:11:04,456
Meow.
333
00:11:04,525 --> 00:11:06,158
Ugh.
334
00:11:07,194 --> 00:11:09,728
Okay, what's scarier... this... [Groans]
335
00:11:09,797 --> 00:11:11,872
or this... [Groans]?
336
00:11:11,966 --> 00:11:14,700
Um, the first one. But what about this?
337
00:11:14,769 --> 00:11:17,202
[High-pitched groans]
338
00:11:17,271 --> 00:11:18,737
You sound like a boiling lobster.
339
00:11:18,806 --> 00:11:20,973
Meeting its torturous, watery death,
340
00:11:21,042 --> 00:11:23,008
like Mary Smith's husband, Lucian,
341
00:11:23,077 --> 00:11:25,511
who would never see
his unborn child alive.
342
00:11:25,579 --> 00:11:27,746
[High-pitched groans]
343
00:11:27,815 --> 00:11:29,415
Strapped in and ready to win.
344
00:11:29,483 --> 00:11:32,284
Are these what you're after?
Huh, huh, huh, huh, huh?
345
00:11:32,353 --> 00:11:34,353
If I were a human,
I'd find you so sexy right now.
346
00:11:34,422 --> 00:11:35,688
[Laughs]
347
00:11:40,761 --> 00:11:41,827
Is that her?
348
00:11:41,896 --> 00:11:43,662
Oliver, I don't care
what anyone else says,
349
00:11:43,731 --> 00:11:44,963
she's not out of your league.
350
00:11:45,032 --> 00:11:46,332
No one has said that.
351
00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:48,811
Man: Runners, take your mark
at the starting line!
352
00:11:48,905 --> 00:11:50,608
Zombies, stake your claim in the field.
353
00:11:50,718 --> 00:11:51,904
Okay. I guess this is it.
354
00:11:51,972 --> 00:11:53,105
Good luck, baby.
355
00:11:53,174 --> 00:11:54,174
[High-pitched groan]
356
00:11:54,208 --> 00:11:55,641
Let's just take that elsewhere.
357
00:11:55,710 --> 00:11:56,842
- You.
- Huh?
358
00:11:56,911 --> 00:11:59,411
Forget all the other runners.
Just kill Viv.
359
00:11:59,480 --> 00:12:01,647
Steal her flags
and knock her out of the race.
360
00:12:01,716 --> 00:12:03,382
Katie, the Zombie Fun Run
Rules of Conduct waiver
361
00:12:03,451 --> 00:12:04,750
may not mean anything to you,
362
00:12:04,819 --> 00:12:06,219
but it still means something to me.
363
00:12:06,287 --> 00:12:08,687
[Sighs]
364
00:12:08,756 --> 00:12:10,356
- [Groans]
- [Sighs]
365
00:12:10,424 --> 00:12:13,625
366
00:12:13,694 --> 00:12:16,595
You're being insane.
I don't know why, but you are.
367
00:12:16,664 --> 00:12:18,364
Winning isn't insane.
368
00:12:18,432 --> 00:12:19,732
It's so insane.
369
00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:21,100
Are you dehydrated or something?
370
00:12:21,168 --> 00:12:22,501
Katie, run with us.
371
00:12:22,570 --> 00:12:24,303
We're gonna take the long way
to avoid the zombies.
372
00:12:24,372 --> 00:12:26,839
Plus, we get to do
extra running. Right, Tay?
373
00:12:26,907 --> 00:12:28,974
Oh, coward route? No, thank you.
374
00:12:29,043 --> 00:12:30,309
I'm gonna take the short course
375
00:12:30,378 --> 00:12:32,311
and plow right through the
zombies on my way to victory.
376
00:12:32,380 --> 00:12:33,379
- I love it!
- [Laughs sarcastically]
377
00:12:33,447 --> 00:12:34,713
I hate her.
378
00:12:34,782 --> 00:12:36,749
- Man: On your mark... get set...
- You ready?
379
00:12:36,817 --> 00:12:38,217
...run for your lives!
380
00:12:38,285 --> 00:12:39,118
[Gunshot]
381
00:12:39,186 --> 00:12:41,220
Whoo! Let's win it!
382
00:12:41,288 --> 00:12:43,555
[Indistinct shouting]
383
00:12:44,395 --> 00:12:45,891
Aah!
384
00:12:45,960 --> 00:12:48,127
[Zombies groaning]
385
00:12:48,195 --> 00:12:52,264
386
00:12:52,333 --> 00:12:54,199
Luckily, I had someone on the inside,
387
00:12:54,268 --> 00:12:57,169
a volunteer who could give me
an unlimited amount of flags.
388
00:12:57,238 --> 00:13:00,139
Why would your husband sponsor
such a stupid event?
389
00:13:00,207 --> 00:13:02,841
Oh, he poisoned some drinking
water in New Jersey.
390
00:13:02,910 --> 00:13:04,476
We're winning back the public's trust.
391
00:13:04,545 --> 00:13:06,211
- Suck it in.
- [Inhales deeply]
392
00:13:10,618 --> 00:13:11,618
Oh, hey.
393
00:13:11,652 --> 00:13:14,586
Whaaaa!
394
00:13:14,655 --> 00:13:15,788
[Sighs]
395
00:13:15,856 --> 00:13:18,056
396
00:13:20,094 --> 00:13:21,760
[People screaming]
397
00:13:21,829 --> 00:13:23,729
Cheating's the best.
398
00:13:23,798 --> 00:13:25,731
[Screaming continues]
399
00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:26,899
[Flag tears]
400
00:13:30,538 --> 00:13:33,172
[Zombies groaning]
401
00:13:33,240 --> 00:13:34,506
[Flag tears]
402
00:13:35,509 --> 00:13:38,010
For the walking dead,
these guys are a little handsy.
403
00:13:40,147 --> 00:13:41,680
No!
404
00:13:41,916 --> 00:13:43,549
- [Breathing heavily]
- [Flag tears]
405
00:13:43,617 --> 00:13:45,784
- [Groans]
- Seriously?!
406
00:13:45,853 --> 00:13:47,186
Shut up!
407
00:13:47,254 --> 00:13:48,420
Three flags left
408
00:13:48,489 --> 00:13:50,055
and the obstacle course still ahead.
409
00:13:50,124 --> 00:13:51,423
What the hell am I gonna do?
410
00:13:51,492 --> 00:13:53,559
By flag count, you've lost
this race like 30 times.
411
00:13:53,627 --> 00:13:54,793
Are you even trying?
412
00:13:54,862 --> 00:13:56,962
I need more flags, Doris.
I need 'em bad.
413
00:13:57,031 --> 00:13:58,063
I'm out of flags.
414
00:13:58,132 --> 00:13:59,965
Besides, is Taylor really worth it?
415
00:14:00,034 --> 00:14:01,533
You've got like two others.
416
00:14:01,602 --> 00:14:03,035
Oh! I'm freaking out here!
417
00:14:03,103 --> 00:14:05,003
If I lose these flags,
then I lose to Viv,
418
00:14:05,072 --> 00:14:08,340
then I lose the chance to show
my daughter how great I am!
419
00:14:08,409 --> 00:14:10,709
Ow! Don't pinch my bingo wing.
420
00:14:10,778 --> 00:14:12,511
This isn't a pity party!
421
00:14:12,580 --> 00:14:14,713
You are Katie "Badass" Otto!
422
00:14:14,782 --> 00:14:16,682
You are strong. You are powerful.
423
00:14:16,750 --> 00:14:19,351
You raised three kids with no nannies,
424
00:14:19,420 --> 00:14:20,886
no housekeepers.
425
00:14:20,955 --> 00:14:23,856
Your whole life is this hideous,
depressing obstacle,
426
00:14:23,924 --> 00:14:26,024
and yet... you thrive.
427
00:14:26,093 --> 00:14:28,994
- Yeah.
- Oh, Katie, you can do this.
428
00:14:29,063 --> 00:14:31,196
Now, go!
429
00:14:31,265 --> 00:14:33,232
[Inhales deeply]
430
00:14:34,935 --> 00:14:38,370
I shouldn't have taken a deep breath.
431
00:14:38,439 --> 00:14:40,439
[Zombies groaning]
432
00:14:40,508 --> 00:14:43,375
433
00:14:46,514 --> 00:14:48,496
Doris is right. I can do this!
434
00:14:48,597 --> 00:14:49,948
I live this hell every day.
435
00:14:50,017 --> 00:14:51,083
[Screams]
436
00:14:52,353 --> 00:14:54,086
[Grunts]
437
00:14:54,154 --> 00:14:56,021
That's the smell!
438
00:14:59,059 --> 00:15:01,660
FYI... teenage girls are disgusting.
439
00:15:01,729 --> 00:15:03,595
[Zombies groaning]
440
00:15:07,067 --> 00:15:08,534
Piece of cake.
441
00:15:08,602 --> 00:15:12,838
I don't know what it is.
My socks feel heavy today.
442
00:15:12,907 --> 00:15:15,541
[Giggles]
443
00:15:15,609 --> 00:15:16,975
[Zombies groaning]
444
00:15:18,412 --> 00:15:19,811
Pretty sure that's my dentist.
445
00:15:25,319 --> 00:15:27,686
I may not be a size 0 like Viv,
446
00:15:27,755 --> 00:15:30,556
but I have my way of getting
into tight spaces.
447
00:15:30,624 --> 00:15:32,994
Let me in!
448
00:15:33,073 --> 00:15:34,805
- Would you please respect my privacy?
- No!
449
00:15:34,883 --> 00:15:37,229
- This is my house! My rules!
- Oh, my gosh.
450
00:15:37,298 --> 00:15:39,898
Mommy rage beats kid rage any day.
451
00:15:52,446 --> 00:15:54,112
Here. I'll give you a boost.
452
00:15:54,181 --> 00:15:55,681
Aren't you afraid they're gonna get you?
453
00:15:55,749 --> 00:15:57,549
No. Your safety is more important.
454
00:15:59,853 --> 00:16:00,853
Oliver!
455
00:16:01,889 --> 00:16:04,590
It's too late for me. Go!
456
00:16:07,494 --> 00:16:08,794
[Flags tearing]
457
00:16:08,862 --> 00:16:09,661
No!
458
00:16:09,730 --> 00:16:12,497
No!
459
00:16:12,566 --> 00:16:13,498
Oliver!
460
00:16:13,567 --> 00:16:15,267
Oh, my God.
461
00:16:15,336 --> 00:16:17,536
This kid just wet himself.
462
00:16:19,373 --> 00:16:22,441
Mom! I didn't think
you'd make it this far.
463
00:16:22,509 --> 00:16:23,842
That's what I thought about you
464
00:16:23,911 --> 00:16:25,310
when you rolled off
the changing table at 5 months.
465
00:16:25,379 --> 00:16:26,778
Is Viv gone?
466
00:16:26,847 --> 00:16:28,146
Did they kill her and eat her brains?
467
00:16:28,215 --> 00:16:29,548
Nah, when we came off the long course,
468
00:16:29,617 --> 00:16:30,749
some zombies chased her up a tree.
469
00:16:30,818 --> 00:16:32,784
Ah! Viv's going down!
470
00:16:32,853 --> 00:16:35,120
Why are you so obsessed with Viv?
471
00:16:35,189 --> 00:16:37,022
[Sighs] Okay.
472
00:16:37,091 --> 00:16:39,725
If I'm gonna be real,
473
00:16:39,793 --> 00:16:42,628
I guess I am just a little jealous.
474
00:16:42,696 --> 00:16:43,629
Of what?
475
00:16:43,697 --> 00:16:45,330
Remember our BBF Club?
476
00:16:45,399 --> 00:16:47,833
Yeah, Best Buds Forever.
477
00:16:47,901 --> 00:16:49,468
Just you and me, nobody else.
478
00:16:49,536 --> 00:16:51,570
Pinkie swears
to keep each other's secrets.
479
00:16:51,639 --> 00:16:52,704
[Laughs]
480
00:16:52,773 --> 00:16:53,972
- [Zombie groans]
- Not now!
481
00:16:54,041 --> 00:16:55,874
What the hell, lady?
It's just a fun run.
482
00:16:55,943 --> 00:16:57,142
Look, I get it.
483
00:16:57,211 --> 00:16:59,746
14 is the age where you're
supposed to push your mom away.
484
00:16:59,813 --> 00:17:00,879
That lady just kicked me in the head.
485
00:17:00,948 --> 00:17:02,714
Shut up!
486
00:17:02,783 --> 00:17:05,150
But I just don't want you
to turn into Viv.
487
00:17:05,219 --> 00:17:06,485
I know it's selfish,
488
00:17:06,553 --> 00:17:08,353
but I want you to turn into me.
489
00:17:08,422 --> 00:17:10,922
Mom, please.
I'm not gonna turn into Viv.
490
00:17:10,991 --> 00:17:12,758
She has some great clothes,
491
00:17:12,826 --> 00:17:15,193
but her life is kind of sad.
492
00:17:15,262 --> 00:17:17,229
Play it cool. Play it cool.
Play it cool.
493
00:17:17,297 --> 00:17:19,731
- How so?
- Well, she's new in town.
494
00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:21,299
She has zero friends.
495
00:17:21,368 --> 00:17:23,035
I mean, she's obvi-kind of desperate,
496
00:17:23,103 --> 00:17:24,403
hanging with a 14-year-old.
497
00:17:24,471 --> 00:17:27,272
I mean, obvi. What about her own kids?
498
00:17:27,341 --> 00:17:28,974
Her two stepsons are so mean.
499
00:17:29,043 --> 00:17:30,575
You know what they call her?
500
00:17:30,644 --> 00:17:31,576
- What?
- Nothing.
501
00:17:31,645 --> 00:17:33,045
They won't even acknowledge her.
502
00:17:33,113 --> 00:17:35,213
And her husband is never, ever home.
503
00:17:35,282 --> 00:17:36,548
She's actually pretty lonely.
504
00:17:36,617 --> 00:17:39,184
And that's why you've
been hanging out with her.
505
00:17:40,988 --> 00:17:43,088
[Sighs] You, my sweet girl,
506
00:17:43,157 --> 00:17:44,523
are pretty amazing.
507
00:17:44,591 --> 00:17:45,857
[Chuckles] Thanks, Mom.
508
00:17:45,926 --> 00:17:47,426
- [Zombies groaning]
- [Screams]
509
00:17:47,494 --> 00:17:49,628
The apple didn't roll
under Viv's tree or my tree.
510
00:17:49,697 --> 00:17:51,163
It rolled under Greg's.
511
00:17:51,231 --> 00:17:53,799
My teenager is a good person,
just like her dad.
512
00:17:53,867 --> 00:17:55,701
But this apple is heavy,
and I need to cut bait.
513
00:17:55,769 --> 00:17:58,203
Sorry, honey, for everything,
but I still gotta win!
514
00:17:58,272 --> 00:18:00,105
Aah! I respect that!
515
00:18:00,174 --> 00:18:01,673
Thank you, honey!
516
00:18:04,712 --> 00:18:06,978
Got nothing in the Mommy memory
bank for this bad boy.
517
00:18:07,047 --> 00:18:08,747
So the zombie path it is.
518
00:18:10,851 --> 00:18:13,085
Well, it looks like
it's come down to thi...
519
00:18:13,153 --> 00:18:14,153
I wasn't finished!
520
00:18:14,188 --> 00:18:16,621
I wasn't finished!
521
00:18:16,690 --> 00:18:19,157
522
00:18:19,226 --> 00:18:20,559
- [Zombie groans]
- [Gasps]
523
00:18:20,627 --> 00:18:23,061
Do not touch my last flag!
I'm about to beat Viv!
524
00:18:23,130 --> 00:18:24,830
- [Groans]
- Greg, please!
525
00:18:24,898 --> 00:18:27,666
I know you're a rule-follower,
but just let me live.
526
00:18:27,735 --> 00:18:29,334
[Groans]
527
00:18:29,403 --> 00:18:30,802
Go make your daughter proud.
528
00:18:30,871 --> 00:18:33,105
You just earned yourself
a quickie after this race.
529
00:18:33,173 --> 00:18:36,007
I might just have to lay there,
but I'll say dirty stuff.
530
00:18:36,076 --> 00:18:37,342
[Groans]
531
00:18:37,411 --> 00:18:39,111
[Grunts]
532
00:18:39,179 --> 00:18:40,712
Ow! My ankle!
533
00:18:40,781 --> 00:18:42,681
Oh, baby, this is my chance!
534
00:18:42,750 --> 00:18:44,116
[Groans]
535
00:18:44,184 --> 00:18:45,717
Aah!
536
00:18:45,786 --> 00:18:47,452
[Crowd cheering]
537
00:18:47,521 --> 00:18:49,721
Oh, my God. I'm gonna beat Viv.
538
00:18:49,790 --> 00:18:51,189
I'm gonna win.
539
00:18:51,258 --> 00:18:52,958
Whoo!
540
00:18:53,026 --> 00:18:54,326
[Groans]
541
00:18:54,394 --> 00:18:55,861
Whoo!
542
00:18:58,999 --> 00:19:00,132
[High-pitched groan]
543
00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:01,500
Anna-Kat, you little rat!
544
00:19:01,568 --> 00:19:04,603
Why did you do that?
You could've let Mama win.
545
00:19:04,671 --> 00:19:06,271
Unh-unh.
546
00:19:06,340 --> 00:19:08,540
-
Let me go
- [Laughs]
547
00:19:08,841 --> 00:19:10,142
All right.
548
00:19:10,210 --> 00:19:12,677
-
I don't wanna be your hero
- It's a win for Viv.
549
00:19:12,746 --> 00:19:15,177
And by the sound of it,
she could use it.
550
00:19:15,263 --> 00:19:17,895
-
I don't wanna be a part of your parade
- Me... I've already won.
551
00:19:17,989 --> 00:19:21,887
My kids will always be mine.
I can't lose them to anybody.
552
00:19:21,954 --> 00:19:23,826
-
Everyone deserves a chance to
- They may not take after me,
553
00:19:23,850 --> 00:19:25,691
like Taylor or Oliver...
554
00:19:25,692 --> 00:19:26,825
-
Walk with everyone else
- ...who are like Greg,
555
00:19:26,894 --> 00:19:30,862
but this dirty, rotten, little apple...
556
00:19:30,931 --> 00:19:33,098
she is all me.
557
00:19:33,167 --> 00:19:35,734
[Cheers and applause]
558
00:19:39,782 --> 00:19:41,756
Anna-Kat, it's time to wash your face.
559
00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:42,668
We're done being zombies.
560
00:19:42,754 --> 00:19:45,760
[Groans]
561
00:19:45,829 --> 00:19:47,595
Anna-Kat, wash your face. Come on.
562
00:19:47,664 --> 00:19:48,897
[Groans]
563
00:19:48,965 --> 00:19:50,205
Anna-Kat, come on. I'm serious.
564
00:19:50,267 --> 00:19:52,100
[Groans]
565
00:19:52,169 --> 00:19:53,568
[Groans]
566
00:19:53,637 --> 00:19:54,869
[Groans]
567
00:19:54,938 --> 00:19:56,271
[Groans]
568
00:19:56,339 --> 00:19:57,539
[Groans]
569
00:19:57,607 --> 00:19:59,040
[Groans]
570
00:19:59,109 --> 00:20:01,509
[Groaning] Okay.
571
00:20:01,578 --> 00:20:04,712
[Groaning]
572
00:20:06,961 --> 00:20:11,961
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00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:16,561
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