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Mom. Mom. Wake up.
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- [Gasps]
- I think I'm having a heart attack.
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You're not having a heart attack.
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My chest is pounding,
and I'm slick from sweat...
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classic coronary event symptoms.
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I made a bad trade
in my stock market club.
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[Sighs] This is why bankers die at 40.
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So you have 28 years
until your first heart attack.
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Go rest up for it.
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[Sighs]
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[Snoring]
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Mama. [Gasps]
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Sweetie, what's the matter?
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I had my dream again.
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I was on the Titanic,
just like in the movie,
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but I was in bed with the old couple.
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Oh.
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Get in here.
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Taylor: Mom, I'm going for a run.
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[Gasps]
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Taylor...
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it's 5:30 in the morning!
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It's 6:25.
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You mixed up the big hand
and the little hand again.
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'Cause it's dark in my room!
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Because it's 5:30!
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[Sighs]
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Just buy me a digital clock already!
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[Snoring]
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Katie: How did he sleep through
all this?
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I'm gonna kill him!
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But then I'd have to take care
of these animals by myself.
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Damn it! Greg lives!
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com
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You don't need to Purell your belly.
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Oh, my little germaphobe.
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At this point,
she's more Purell than girl.
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Yo, Scooby, your stock market club
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is getting a little too serious.
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No more waking me up
in the middle of the night
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with fake symptoms
of a fake heart attack.
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Can't help it, Mom.
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It's this type of intensity
that's gonna make me rich...
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so I can afford things
like matching plates.
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First apartment. Red Lobster.
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Mom, I need you to sign this
permission slip for basketball,
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and here's my revised soccer schedule.
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You know, if you spent
as much time on schoolwork
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as you did on sports,
you'd be valedictorian.
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I can guarantee you that's not true.
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I feel great... a full nine hours.
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Who wants Kashi?
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[Computer chimes]
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Peter Felton sent you an e-mail?
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Huh.
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My old job has opened up again.
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Before he hires someone else,
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he wants to know if I'm interested.
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Yes!
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I mean, you are, aren't you? No?
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Only if you want to. Do you?
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Why don't you take the floor on this?
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Greg, you realize if I worked,
we would have to hire someone
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to clean the house and watch the kids,
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so there'd only be, like,
this much extra money.
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No, we wouldn't have to hire
someone to clean the house.
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You could do it on Saturdays.
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I retract that... obviously.
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I'll think about it.
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He wants to know by the end of the day.
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Can you drive Taylor to soccer
this afternoon?
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Oh, I'd love to, but I have to
go to campus to give a lecture.
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[Sighs]
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Taylor! Oliver! In the car!
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Anna-Kat?
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Anna-Kat, it will sting
if you put it there.
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Mama, Oliver hit me in the nuts.
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Sweetie, girls don't have nuts.
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I'm pretty sure they do.
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I didn't hit her.
I gave her her water bottle.
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Yeah, and you slammed it hard
right in my nuts.
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Okay, I'm too tired for this.
Everybody out.
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Mom, you're supposed to wait until
we're at the front of the line.
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Not today. Out!
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You can't let them out here!
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They're on the sidewalk!
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I bet running over Crossing Guard Sandy
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would make a real satisfying
"Tha-thunk!" sound.
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Guys, I'm not even here.
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I got to get groceries,
buy Taylor a digital clock,
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track down a thousand brown sugar cubes
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for Anna-Kat's Great Wall of China.
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Honestly, what is she going to learn
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by watching me build that thing?
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Okay, sit down a second.
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[Sighs]
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What is going on?
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Staying at home with the kids...
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is exhausting.
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I know!
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Shut up.
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You're a mother, and you stay at home,
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but you have a housekeeper, a nanny...
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A house manager... whatever that is.
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She manages my house.
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I never run out of anything.
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I don't even know what running
out of toilet paper feels like.
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It feels like a coffee filter.
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[Both laugh]
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Katie, look, you are
a real stay-at-home mom,
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not like some of these
other women in Westport...
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like her.
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I am not like them, okay?
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I'm way richer.
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[Chuckles]
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And Celeste and I share custody...
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three days on, four days off.
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- Dirty little secret about divorce?
- Mm-hmm.
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Just when you want
to slip your kids a Benadryl
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and leave them at the animal shelter,
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you get to give them back to your ex.
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Ohh, I can't leave Greg.
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Can I? Nah.
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Nah.
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No.
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I just went over the school calendar.
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My kids have 11 days of school
in the entire month of November.
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That's a straight-up war on women.
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You know what else
is a straight-up war on women?
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- That whole half-day thing.
- Mm.
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Can Mama stay at home
and watch "Unreal" on Lifetime
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- or not?!
- Mm-hmm.
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You know what you need, Katie?
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You need a break from being a mom.
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- A break?
- Yes!
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Do all that stuff tomorrow
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and do something for yourself today.
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- You're right.
- I know.
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I do need a break.
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I'm gonna take a nap.
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Oh! You never take naps.
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I know! That's what's going to
make this one so delicious.
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Ooh! [Chuckles]
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Oh! Call your housekeeper now
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so she puts lavender
underneath your pillow.
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[Sighs]
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I'm sensing you guys
are reaching maximum Doris.
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Yeah.
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But it's okay, because I'm taking a nap.
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[Laughter]
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[Engine starts]
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Ugh! That's Oliver's lunch!
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The curse of a stay-at-home mom.
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You know, if I had a job,
I'd be at work,
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and everyone would be like,
"Eh, she's at work."
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Man, I'd blame everything on work.
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All right.
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I'm in and out.
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Mrs. Otto!
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- You can't park there!
- You don't need to acknowledge her.
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- Just smile and keep going.
- Mrs. Otto!
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Like when you're watching
a movie with your parents
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- and people start doing it.
- Mrs. Otto, I know you can hear me!
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I bet Sandy's never done it.
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[Yawns]
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Can you please make sure
this gets to Oliver Otto?
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Mrs. Otto!
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Nurse Chapel. [Chuckles]
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I really need
the kids' vaccination dates.
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- I've e-mailed you three times!
- Mm-hmm. Right.
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The dates are right in my phone,
right here.
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This really should've been
taken care of weeks ago.
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I know,
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I've been ignoring many, many reminders.
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If I had a job,
I'd have my assistant do this.
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I'd have my assistant do everything.
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And he'd be cute.
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- Thank you.
- No, thank you.
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Katie!
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Ugh! Skinny mommies
in tight, white jeans.
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Good for you.
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We need to get your picture
for the school newsletter.
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Not now, Suzanne.
This is not what I look like.
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[Scoffs] It pretty much is.
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[Camera clicks]
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Chin up, Katie.
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I have a double chin, so...
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Try the other side.
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Okay, well, it's on that side, too.
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[Camera clicks]
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[Yawns]
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Mrs. Otto!
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You are not supposed to park
in the yellow!
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Do not make me write you up.
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Write me up?
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Is it possible this woman is insane?
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How are you supposed to talk
to an insane person?
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Okay, Sandy. You're the boss.
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[The Cranberries' "Dreams" plays]
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My nap is 5 feet away.
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It's never quite as it seems
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- Hey.
- [Music distorts, fades]
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What are you doing here?
I thought you were at work.
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I think I'm getting sick.
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What are you talking about?
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You were perfectly fine two hours ago.
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Yeah, but when I got in the car,
I started feeling clammy.
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My throat is scratchy,
and my tongue is big.
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[Mumbling] I'm, like,
very aware of my tongue.
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I need sleep and my neti pot.
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He's not even sick! He's man-sick.
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You know what I call
having a little cough
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and wanting to go back to bed?
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Every day of my life!
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Move over.
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I'm taking a nap.
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Oh, no, I totally forgot...
I'm supposed to be
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the Reading Rascal today
in Anna-Kat's class!
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You signed up for that on purpose?
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What are you, an idiot?
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I can't go. I might get her class sick.
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You have to cover for me.
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No.
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No, Greg. Mnh-mnh.
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But Anna-Kat picked the book.
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She's so excited.
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It's about a cat.
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I think you'll find it's got
some really surprising turns.
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Fine!
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But you should not be allowed
to wear that T-shirt!
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If you were a real feminist,
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you would down some DayQuil
and rally like a mommy would.
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You know what?
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You're right.
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I'm gonna take off this shirt.
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[Scoffs]
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"Hunky Mama Cat and her kittens
were on their way.
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Hunky Mama Cat said, 'Where's Patches?'"
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Daddy does voices.
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Daddy also gets
nine hours of sleep a night.
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"Hunky Mama Cat does every
last thing for her kittens.
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She feeds them, she plays with them,
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she licks them clean."
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Does she complain?
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No.
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Mnh-mnh.
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But she has every right to complain.
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Yeah, I know it was her choice,
but Hunky Mama Cat...
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still wonders...
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what the hell happened to her life.
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You know, before she decided
to spew kittens onto the planet,
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she had a great job.
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She was North American sales director
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of Rollaboo Stroller Company.
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Hunky Mama Cat?
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00:08:43,645 --> 00:08:45,111
Mm-hmm. Yes. She was.
262
00:08:45,213 --> 00:08:49,015
She got to wear high heels.
She got to fly in airplanes.
263
00:08:49,117 --> 00:08:52,952
She even had the special
golden corporate credit card.
264
00:08:53,021 --> 00:08:57,090
And Peter, the president
of the entire corporation,
265
00:08:57,192 --> 00:08:59,258
e-mailed Hunky Mama Cat
266
00:08:59,361 --> 00:09:02,128
and offered her her old job back!
267
00:09:02,230 --> 00:09:03,563
[Sighs]
268
00:09:03,665 --> 00:09:05,131
It was the best moment.
269
00:09:05,233 --> 00:09:07,467
I mean, they want her so much
270
00:09:07,569 --> 00:09:10,069
that after 12 years,
they're still coming after her.
271
00:09:10,171 --> 00:09:12,905
And every morning,
there's a box of pastries,
272
00:09:13,008 --> 00:09:14,674
and I don't know who brings them,
273
00:09:14,809 --> 00:09:15,908
and I don't care!
274
00:09:16,011 --> 00:09:17,243
[Laughs]
275
00:09:17,345 --> 00:09:20,079
It's okay. My mom had a breakdown, too.
276
00:09:27,122 --> 00:09:28,122
[Sighs]
277
00:09:28,189 --> 00:09:30,256
Screw it. I'm napping here.
278
00:09:30,358 --> 00:09:31,824
["Dreams" plays]
279
00:09:31,926 --> 00:09:34,327
And, oh, my dreams
280
00:09:34,429 --> 00:09:35,429
[Sighs]
281
00:09:35,530 --> 00:09:39,298
It's never quite as it seems
282
00:09:39,334 --> 00:09:41,668
'Cause you're a dream to me
283
00:09:41,770 --> 00:09:43,970
[Music distorts, fades]
284
00:09:44,072 --> 00:09:46,239
[Seat whirs]
285
00:09:53,515 --> 00:09:56,082
I patrol vehicles
for forgotten car-seat kids.
286
00:09:56,184 --> 00:09:57,184
[Smacks lips]
287
00:09:57,218 --> 00:09:58,951
It's rare to find a drugged-out mommy.
288
00:09:59,054 --> 00:10:00,054
I'm not drugged-out.
289
00:10:00,188 --> 00:10:01,721
I deserve to be, but I'm not.
290
00:10:01,823 --> 00:10:04,090
And button up down there!
291
00:10:04,192 --> 00:10:05,892
There are children within 100 yards.
292
00:10:05,994 --> 00:10:08,094
293
00:10:11,232 --> 00:10:12,298
Oh, how'd it go?
294
00:10:12,367 --> 00:10:14,767
I hate that evil witch, Sandy.
295
00:10:14,869 --> 00:10:16,536
You mean beloved Crossing Guard Sandy?
296
00:10:16,638 --> 00:10:18,371
She carries stunned birds
to the animal shelter.
297
00:10:18,473 --> 00:10:20,139
She caught me with my pants unbuttoned,
298
00:10:20,241 --> 00:10:21,908
and now she thinks
I'm a molester or something.
299
00:10:22,010 --> 00:10:23,250
Why were your pants unbuttoned?
300
00:10:23,278 --> 00:10:24,644
Because I'm fat, Greg!
301
00:10:24,779 --> 00:10:25,945
I was sleeping in the car,
302
00:10:26,047 --> 00:10:28,581
and I unbuttoned myself,
like a normal fat person.
303
00:10:28,716 --> 00:10:30,116
Not like a pervert.
304
00:10:30,218 --> 00:10:32,985
Scoot over. I need to rest my eyes.
305
00:10:33,087 --> 00:10:34,247
You were sleeping in the car?
306
00:10:34,322 --> 00:10:35,688
You know what...
you don't understand my life.
307
00:10:35,790 --> 00:10:38,324
All I do all the time
is think about other people...
308
00:10:38,426 --> 00:10:41,093
you, the kids, especially Anna-Kat.
309
00:10:41,196 --> 00:10:42,528
[Sighs heavily]
310
00:10:42,630 --> 00:10:44,063
At least you get a break.
311
00:10:44,132 --> 00:10:45,132
- A break?
- Mm-hmm.
312
00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:46,899
I go to work. You seem to forget that.
313
00:10:47,001 --> 00:10:48,768
I work all day, and then I come home
314
00:10:48,870 --> 00:10:50,603
and continue to work
by helping you with the kids.
315
00:10:50,705 --> 00:10:51,985
- I don't get a break.
- Oh, please.
316
00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:53,072
Work is a break.
317
00:10:53,174 --> 00:10:54,540
You go to work, you have a lunch break,
318
00:10:54,642 --> 00:10:56,409
an afternoon break, a break room.
319
00:10:56,511 --> 00:10:59,255
You have a whole room
dedicated to breaks.
320
00:10:59,280 --> 00:11:00,627
If work is a break,
why don't you go back to work?
321
00:11:00,652 --> 00:11:01,724
- Maybe I will.
- Good.
322
00:11:01,749 --> 00:11:03,626
- Don't think I won't.
- Fine. I just want you to be happy.
323
00:11:03,651 --> 00:11:05,929
Well, maybe I'll just
go back to work and be happy!
324
00:11:05,954 --> 00:11:07,954
You realize I'm agreeing with you and
your voice just keeps getting louder?
325
00:11:08,056 --> 00:11:11,123
It's 'cause I'm tired. And I need a nap.
326
00:11:11,226 --> 00:11:13,226
- [Telephone rings]
- [Groans] That's the landline.
327
00:11:13,328 --> 00:11:15,461
If someone is trying
to sell me solar power again,
328
00:11:15,563 --> 00:11:16,929
I'm gonna go ape turd on them!
329
00:11:17,031 --> 00:11:18,364
- [Beep]
- [Sighs]
330
00:11:18,433 --> 00:11:20,166
Take me off your list!
331
00:11:21,269 --> 00:11:22,335
Oh.
332
00:11:22,437 --> 00:11:23,469
Really?
333
00:11:24,906 --> 00:11:27,240
Okay. Somebody will be there.
334
00:11:27,342 --> 00:11:28,875
No, thank you.
335
00:11:28,977 --> 00:11:30,676
- [Beep]
- What is it?
336
00:11:30,779 --> 00:11:32,712
Oliver got caught insider-trading
337
00:11:32,814 --> 00:11:34,614
in his stock-market club.
338
00:11:34,716 --> 00:11:36,115
Is that even possible
339
00:11:36,217 --> 00:11:37,850
in a made-up club using pretend money?
340
00:11:37,919 --> 00:11:39,352
It's idiotic, but it's cheating.
341
00:11:39,487 --> 00:11:41,320
He's suspended for the rest of the day.
342
00:11:41,422 --> 00:11:42,355
You have to go pick him up.
343
00:11:42,457 --> 00:11:43,923
I took a double dose of DayQuil.
344
00:11:44,025 --> 00:11:44,857
So?!
345
00:11:44,959 --> 00:11:46,359
Well, I'm not good on uppers.
346
00:11:46,461 --> 00:11:47,660
It has the opposite effect on me.
347
00:11:47,762 --> 00:11:48,762
Up is down, down is up.
348
00:11:48,863 --> 00:11:50,329
I keep thinking I'm smelling mangos.
349
00:11:50,431 --> 00:11:51,330
Oh, Greg!
350
00:11:51,432 --> 00:11:53,266
Is there anything normal about you?
351
00:11:53,368 --> 00:11:56,202
I'm all jacked up, honey!
It's not safe for anybody!
352
00:11:56,337 --> 00:11:57,236
353
00:11:57,338 --> 00:11:58,805
Insider trading, Oliver?
354
00:11:58,907 --> 00:12:00,106
I used to have one goal in life...
355
00:12:00,208 --> 00:12:02,008
to have a man-made stream in my yard.
356
00:12:02,110 --> 00:12:03,276
Now I have a new one...
357
00:12:03,378 --> 00:12:05,845
keep my only son
out of white-collar prison.
358
00:12:05,947 --> 00:12:07,446
White-collar prison isn't that bad.
359
00:12:07,582 --> 00:12:09,882
Grant Windsor's dad was in
for 16 months.
360
00:12:09,984 --> 00:12:12,518
All he did was play squash
and get super-ripped.
361
00:12:12,587 --> 00:12:13,686
Which is why I'm going to make sure
362
00:12:13,788 --> 00:12:15,555
they put you in regular prison.
363
00:12:15,657 --> 00:12:18,191
That is now my new goal
in life, young man!
364
00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:19,859
Mrs. Otto.
365
00:12:19,961 --> 00:12:21,093
Nurse Chapel.
366
00:12:21,196 --> 00:12:23,262
I thought it was strange
that all of your children
367
00:12:23,364 --> 00:12:24,897
got their shots on their birthdays,
368
00:12:24,999 --> 00:12:26,599
so I troubled myself to put in a call
369
00:12:26,701 --> 00:12:28,100
to your pediatrician.
370
00:12:28,203 --> 00:12:29,602
I think you know where this is headed.
371
00:12:29,704 --> 00:12:31,804
I do. Can we just get to it?
372
00:12:31,906 --> 00:12:33,706
You just can't make up vaccination dates
373
00:12:33,775 --> 00:12:35,708
and put them
on official school documents.
374
00:12:35,810 --> 00:12:38,845
I don't know, Mom. I think
that falls under mail fraud.
375
00:12:38,947 --> 00:12:41,347
Good instincts, Oliver. Aggravate me.
376
00:12:41,449 --> 00:12:43,149
Anna-Kat needs a booster today.
377
00:12:43,251 --> 00:12:44,611
You have to pull her out of class.
378
00:12:44,652 --> 00:12:45,451
Now?!
379
00:12:45,553 --> 00:12:47,420
She could be teeming with disease.
380
00:12:47,522 --> 00:12:48,621
Teeming with it!
381
00:12:48,723 --> 00:12:51,123
Okay. Nurse Chapel, you are here.
382
00:12:51,226 --> 00:12:52,658
I'm gonna need you here.
383
00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:55,127
384
00:12:56,898 --> 00:12:59,832
You let me walk around
completely unprotected?!
385
00:12:59,934 --> 00:13:02,201
It's not a big deal.
It's an MMR booster.
386
00:13:02,303 --> 00:13:04,704
That's measles, mumps, and rubella.
387
00:13:05,506 --> 00:13:07,540
That's what I have. I have all of that!
388
00:13:07,675 --> 00:13:08,755
You don't have any of that.
389
00:13:08,810 --> 00:13:10,109
Hang on.
390
00:13:10,211 --> 00:13:11,577
I forgot something.
391
00:13:11,679 --> 00:13:14,247
There's no way I'm coming back
here for just one kid.
392
00:13:14,349 --> 00:13:16,682
I was right in the middle of practice.
393
00:13:16,784 --> 00:13:18,824
You were supposed to be
in the middle of math class.
394
00:13:18,853 --> 00:13:21,099
You said I could miss math today
to practice basketball
395
00:13:21,124 --> 00:13:22,688
because now I have soccer after school.
396
00:13:22,713 --> 00:13:23,803
When did I say that?!
397
00:13:23,827 --> 00:13:25,192
When you signed
the permission slip this morning.
398
00:13:25,193 --> 00:13:26,993
Ohh! I thought
it was for something else.
399
00:13:27,095 --> 00:13:28,335
I can't control what you think.
400
00:13:28,396 --> 00:13:30,263
401
00:13:31,900 --> 00:13:33,733
Ugh!
402
00:13:33,835 --> 00:13:34,934
[Gasps]
403
00:13:35,970 --> 00:13:37,904
What?!
404
00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:41,741
Sandy!!
405
00:13:41,843 --> 00:13:43,009
I can't.
406
00:13:43,111 --> 00:13:45,344
I can't do it anymore. I just can't.
407
00:13:45,446 --> 00:13:48,254
I have a marketing degree from Duke!
408
00:13:48,279 --> 00:13:49,599
[Sighs]
409
00:13:53,996 --> 00:13:55,064
[Sighs]
410
00:13:55,089 --> 00:13:56,878
The school gave you a boot?
411
00:13:56,903 --> 00:14:00,104
No, I bought it on eBay
with some of my Christmas tips.
412
00:14:01,723 --> 00:14:03,890
Thanks for the empty card, by the way.
413
00:14:03,959 --> 00:14:06,126
[Scoffs] Just let me go.
414
00:14:06,261 --> 00:14:07,961
I don't know who you think you are.
415
00:14:09,297 --> 00:14:11,865
I don't know who I am, either.
416
00:14:11,967 --> 00:14:13,767
What happened to me, Sandy?
417
00:14:13,869 --> 00:14:16,035
Look at you. You've got a job.
418
00:14:16,138 --> 00:14:18,371
You're in a position of authority.
419
00:14:18,473 --> 00:14:19,706
You have a purpose.
420
00:14:19,808 --> 00:14:21,074
Kind of.
421
00:14:21,176 --> 00:14:22,308
And I have seen you
422
00:14:22,410 --> 00:14:24,744
sitting on your folding chair
under the shade umbrella
423
00:14:24,846 --> 00:14:26,513
taking a nap.
424
00:14:26,615 --> 00:14:27,714
You got it all.
425
00:14:27,783 --> 00:14:29,949
A job, naps...
426
00:14:30,051 --> 00:14:31,751
everything.
427
00:14:31,853 --> 00:14:34,053
And I admire you.
428
00:14:34,156 --> 00:14:36,189
How sad is that?
429
00:14:36,291 --> 00:14:39,793
And all I have is a car
with three kids in it
430
00:14:39,895 --> 00:14:42,529
and a really bad smell
that I cannot seems to locate.
431
00:14:42,631 --> 00:14:44,264
I don't think it's me.
432
00:14:44,366 --> 00:14:45,565
[Sniffs]
433
00:14:45,667 --> 00:14:46,966
It might be me.
434
00:14:47,068 --> 00:14:49,169
When did this become my life?
435
00:14:49,271 --> 00:14:52,343
You're right, Crossing Guard Sandy.
436
00:14:52,441 --> 00:14:55,075
[Smacks lips] I need to go back to work.
437
00:14:57,212 --> 00:14:58,912
Next time I'll have you towed.
438
00:14:59,014 --> 00:15:01,147
439
00:15:01,216 --> 00:15:03,650
I open up to her,
and this is what I get!
440
00:15:03,752 --> 00:15:06,152
You know what? I'm taking these cones.
441
00:15:08,423 --> 00:15:09,489
Here.
442
00:15:10,892 --> 00:15:12,025
Why did you only take four?
443
00:15:12,127 --> 00:15:13,760
Because the last thing that I need
444
00:15:13,862 --> 00:15:15,962
is 12 traffic cones
garbaging up our garage
445
00:15:16,064 --> 00:15:17,330
for the rest of forever.
446
00:15:17,432 --> 00:15:18,932
[Tires squeal]
447
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,733
Seriously, Mom, this is ridiculous.
448
00:15:23,835 --> 00:15:26,102
I'm missing basketball
and soccer practice.
449
00:15:26,204 --> 00:15:28,838
Stop breathing your germs!
I'm completely defenseless!
450
00:15:28,940 --> 00:15:30,873
- [Exhales deeply]
- [Screams]
451
00:15:30,975 --> 00:15:32,508
Mom, regarding these allegations,
452
00:15:32,577 --> 00:15:34,577
I just overheard a conversation
at Grant Windsor's,
453
00:15:34,612 --> 00:15:35,978
and I made a few smart trades.
454
00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:37,557
I don't want to hear it, Oliver!
455
00:15:37,582 --> 00:15:40,642
You don't know what happens in business.
You don't even have a job!
456
00:15:41,119 --> 00:15:43,219
[Tires screech]
457
00:15:43,321 --> 00:15:44,587
[Horns blare]
458
00:15:44,689 --> 00:15:46,422
Wh... Wh... Why did we pull over?
459
00:15:46,524 --> 00:15:48,157
What did you just say?
460
00:15:49,127 --> 00:15:50,259
I love you?
461
00:15:50,361 --> 00:15:52,128
Did you just say
that I don't have a job?
462
00:15:52,230 --> 00:15:53,396
For your information,
463
00:15:53,464 --> 00:15:56,399
being a stay-at-home mom is my job!
464
00:15:56,501 --> 00:15:59,268
But apparently, today,
I'm pretty crappy at it!
465
00:15:59,370 --> 00:16:00,970
But not anymore!
466
00:16:01,072 --> 00:16:02,538
Get out of the car!
467
00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:04,807
468
00:16:09,147 --> 00:16:10,246
This is humiliating.
469
00:16:10,348 --> 00:16:11,514
Good.
470
00:16:11,616 --> 00:16:13,916
If you keep doing
whatever it takes to get rich
471
00:16:14,018 --> 00:16:15,751
by cutting corners and breaking laws,
472
00:16:15,854 --> 00:16:17,587
this is where you're going to wind up...
473
00:16:17,689 --> 00:16:19,522
cleaning up trash
by the side of the road,
474
00:16:19,624 --> 00:16:20,823
like a common criminal.
475
00:16:20,925 --> 00:16:22,525
Why do I have to do this?
476
00:16:22,627 --> 00:16:24,227
Because you're missing one booster shot.
477
00:16:24,295 --> 00:16:25,295
You're not gonna die,
478
00:16:25,363 --> 00:16:27,129
and a little dirt never killed anybody.
479
00:16:27,232 --> 00:16:29,031
Mama would never let that happen to you.
480
00:16:29,133 --> 00:16:30,600
Don't touch that needle!
481
00:16:30,702 --> 00:16:31,801
Taylor: This isn't fair!
482
00:16:31,903 --> 00:16:34,503
Come on. I want to pick up trash, too.
483
00:16:34,606 --> 00:16:37,138
No! You stay in there and keep studying.
484
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,498
And you're only playing one sport,
485
00:16:38,523 --> 00:16:39,821
so you can concentrate
on your schoolwork.
486
00:16:39,846 --> 00:16:40,912
That stinks!
487
00:16:40,937 --> 00:16:43,934
Well, it's what I think,
and you can't control it.
488
00:16:43,959 --> 00:16:45,024
No after-school babysitter
489
00:16:45,049 --> 00:16:46,716
could parent my kids the way I do.
490
00:16:46,818 --> 00:16:48,217
I'm not just looking after them.
491
00:16:48,319 --> 00:16:51,354
I am trying to shape them
into halfway-decent people.
492
00:16:51,456 --> 00:16:53,623
There's an old sock next to the shrub.
493
00:16:53,725 --> 00:16:54,725
I'm not touching that.
494
00:16:54,826 --> 00:16:56,659
In prison, you'd be touching worse.
495
00:16:58,830 --> 00:17:01,430
Besides, if some babysitter
made my kids do this,
496
00:17:01,532 --> 00:17:03,299
I'd probably have them arrested.
497
00:17:03,401 --> 00:17:07,069
John Adams and Thomas Jefferson
both died on July 4, 1826...
498
00:17:07,171 --> 00:17:09,572
the 50th anniversary
of American independence.
499
00:17:09,674 --> 00:17:10,674
They wrote...
500
00:17:10,775 --> 00:17:12,441
How could you support me taking a job
501
00:17:12,543 --> 00:17:14,744
when raising our kids is so important?
502
00:17:14,846 --> 00:17:17,367
Katie, I'm Skyping with my students.
Can this wait?
503
00:17:17,586 --> 00:17:19,834
Oh, they're five grad students,
and four of them are ladies.
504
00:17:19,859 --> 00:17:21,694
- They need to hear this.
- Can you hold that thought...
505
00:17:21,719 --> 00:17:25,922
Ladies, being a stay-at-home mom
suuucks.
506
00:17:26,024 --> 00:17:27,590
It does.
507
00:17:27,692 --> 00:17:29,225
But I'm like one of those Navy SEALs
508
00:17:29,327 --> 00:17:31,494
they sent to kill Osama bin Laden.
509
00:17:31,596 --> 00:17:34,096
They dodged the bullets
and didn't get a lot of sleep,
510
00:17:34,198 --> 00:17:36,465
but they were convinced
that they were doing
511
00:17:36,567 --> 00:17:38,234
the most important job in the world.
512
00:17:38,303 --> 00:17:40,369
And being at home with my kids
513
00:17:40,471 --> 00:17:43,205
is the most important thing
I could be doing right now.
514
00:17:43,308 --> 00:17:44,573
But don't fool yourselves.
515
00:17:44,676 --> 00:17:46,542
Being a working mom sucks, too...
516
00:17:46,644 --> 00:17:48,844
just in a different way.
517
00:17:48,947 --> 00:17:51,247
Guys, you've got it made.
518
00:17:51,349 --> 00:17:53,474
My husband is working in bed right now,
519
00:17:53,499 --> 00:17:54,763
and he's not wearing any pants.
520
00:17:54,788 --> 00:17:57,343
- Class dismissed.
- Oh, come on! They've met me!
521
00:17:57,452 --> 00:17:58,587
They know what you're dealing with.
522
00:17:58,690 --> 00:18:00,189
[Whispering]
These aren't my grad students.
523
00:18:00,291 --> 00:18:02,491
This is History 101.
524
00:18:02,593 --> 00:18:04,727
300 freshmen.
525
00:18:04,829 --> 00:18:06,395
[Gasps]
526
00:18:09,233 --> 00:18:10,399
Go, Cardinals.
527
00:18:12,704 --> 00:18:14,437
Why didn't you shut me up?
528
00:18:14,505 --> 00:18:16,172
You compared yourself with SEAL Team 6.
529
00:18:16,274 --> 00:18:17,874
I was curious to see where it was going.
530
00:18:17,942 --> 00:18:20,703
Besides, I didn't think you were gonna
bring up I'm not wearing pants.
531
00:18:21,612 --> 00:18:22,912
So, you're turning down the job?
532
00:18:23,014 --> 00:18:24,814
I'm turning down the job.
533
00:18:25,683 --> 00:18:27,049
Anna-Kat: Mama! You were right!
534
00:18:27,151 --> 00:18:28,851
It stings bad!
535
00:18:28,920 --> 00:18:30,319
[Sighs]
536
00:18:30,388 --> 00:18:32,321
No, no, no, no, no.
537
00:18:32,423 --> 00:18:33,823
You take your nap.
538
00:18:33,925 --> 00:18:35,358
I'll take care of this.
539
00:18:35,460 --> 00:18:36,759
Thank you.
540
00:18:44,402 --> 00:18:45,735
[Sighs heavily]
541
00:18:45,837 --> 00:18:47,837
["Dreams" plays]
542
00:18:47,939 --> 00:18:51,707
- [Indistinct talking, clanking in distance]
-
And, oh, my dreams
543
00:18:51,809 --> 00:18:55,411
It's never quite as it seems
544
00:18:55,513 --> 00:18:58,080
'Cause you're a dream to me
545
00:18:58,182 --> 00:19:00,216
[Greg moaning]
546
00:19:00,318 --> 00:19:02,318
[Moaning] No.
547
00:19:02,420 --> 00:19:03,886
[Moaning]
548
00:19:03,988 --> 00:19:06,789
Would you rather have hair
for teeth or teeth for hair?
549
00:19:06,858 --> 00:19:09,191
Hair for teeth. No-brainer.
Smoothies for every meal.
550
00:19:12,196 --> 00:19:13,416
Hey, what are you doing down here?
551
00:19:13,441 --> 00:19:14,807
I thought you needed a nap.
552
00:19:14,832 --> 00:19:16,098
I do.
553
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:18,267
But I don't want to miss the fun parts.
554
00:19:19,137 --> 00:19:22,204
And, Oliver, I don't want you
to miss the fun parts, either.
555
00:19:22,306 --> 00:19:25,274
I think it's time
we let the stock market club go.
556
00:19:25,376 --> 00:19:26,742
You need to be a kid.
557
00:19:26,844 --> 00:19:28,611
I promise you can be a capitalist pig
558
00:19:28,679 --> 00:19:30,046
when you grow up.
559
00:19:30,148 --> 00:19:31,148
Thanks, Mom.
560
00:19:31,182 --> 00:19:32,182
Can we eat?
561
00:19:32,283 --> 00:19:34,150
- Yeah. [Chuckling]
- [Laughs]
562
00:19:34,252 --> 00:19:35,484
Whoo!
563
00:19:37,155 --> 00:19:38,888
Okay, let's review.
564
00:19:39,023 --> 00:19:41,424
Being a stay-at-home mom does suck.
565
00:19:41,526 --> 00:19:43,426
And it's really important.
566
00:19:43,528 --> 00:19:47,430
But also, it can be
the best thing in the world.
567
00:19:47,532 --> 00:19:48,697
So yeah.
568
00:19:48,766 --> 00:19:50,966
This is what I would rather.
569
00:19:52,070 --> 00:19:53,569
[Laughs]
570
00:19:53,671 --> 00:19:55,704
571
00:20:01,231 --> 00:20:03,364
[Sighs]
572
00:20:04,368 --> 00:20:06,635
Whoever it is, leave now.
573
00:20:06,736 --> 00:20:07,969
I just need to brush my teeth.
574
00:20:08,071 --> 00:20:09,071
Anna-Kat!
575
00:20:09,172 --> 00:20:10,471
Mom, Crossing Guard Sandy
just dropped off
576
00:20:10,573 --> 00:20:11,739
a written warning for you.
577
00:20:11,841 --> 00:20:13,274
Let me file that right here.
578
00:20:13,376 --> 00:20:14,609
[Splash]
579
00:20:14,711 --> 00:20:15,944
Not looking. Not looking.
580
00:20:16,046 --> 00:20:18,279
Guys! We are not a naked family!
581
00:20:18,381 --> 00:20:20,214
Nice picture of you
in the school newsletter.
582
00:20:20,317 --> 00:20:22,617
Ugh. Another one for the tub.
583
00:20:22,719 --> 00:20:24,018
Now, everybody, get...
584
00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:25,687
- Sorry.
- Greg?!
585
00:20:25,789 --> 00:20:27,799
I'm trying to balance out four DayQuil,
two NyQuil, and a Pepto-Bismol.
586
00:20:27,824 --> 00:20:28,900
I'm really chasing the dragon here.
587
00:20:28,925 --> 00:20:29,624
Get out!
588
00:20:29,726 --> 00:20:30,558
Get out! [Screaming]
589
00:20:30,660 --> 00:20:33,328
Get out! Get out! Get out!
590
00:20:33,430 --> 00:20:34,495
[Door slams]
591
00:20:34,597 --> 00:20:37,565
[Sighs deeply]
592
00:20:37,615 --> 00:20:42,165
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