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- Previously on "All Night"...
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- To maybe slightly
salvaging this night.
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- Here's to that.
- I have a broken penis.
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- There was no lacrosse
dick breaking.
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- Fine, yeah, I cheated.
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- I know you'll come out
when you want, if you want.
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- Roni Sweetzer
is effing single.
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- I've been waiting
for this for so long.
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Roni Sweetzer's effing single.
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- You bailed on me.
- In 20 years
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I may actually need
a boner pill, but tonight?
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Purely recreational.
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- I'm coming out!
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P.S., I'm gay.
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[cheers and applause]
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[cheers and applause intensify]
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- ? It's not the question
of whether I like you ?
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? It's just the question
of whether I feel like it ?
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? You want an answer
for the things that I do ?
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? I cannot tell you that
I exactly know why yet ?
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? ?
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? And I don't want to ?
[chuckles]
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? ?
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? Baby I got ?
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? A dirty disposition... ?
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- Did you know she was gonna
come out via karaoke?
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? ?
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- Nope.
It was a total surprise,
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a fun, sexy,
surprising surprise.
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- If you say surprise
one more time,
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I might believe
you didn't hate it.
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- Duty calls.
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- Ah, I can't believe
you guys are a thing...
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- [giggles]
- And right under our noses.
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It feels like so many things
are happening,
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and I don't see any of them.
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- I want a love like yours
where you can share clothes.
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- You guys are the sweetest.
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Thank you so much
for your support.
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We love it.
Right, bae?
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- Yeah, it's--it's great
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to have your support
during this surprising moment.
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- [laughs]
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[gong sounds]
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- What?
Is this a drill?
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[dramatic music]
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- Graduates,
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the countdown begins.
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ALL: Three, two, one!
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- Midnight Madness!
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[cheers and applause]
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[rock music]
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? ?
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- What is happening?
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? ?
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Hey, guys, uh, can somebody
tell me what's going on?
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ALL: Midnight Madness!
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- Yeah, I got that,
but, like, what is it?
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- It's the most epic game
ever invented.
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The seniors prep for it
literally all year.
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- And some of us since birth.
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It's kind of like a scavenger
hunt mixed with an escape room.
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- Mixed with capture the flag.
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- And a little speck
of book of the dead.
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- Okay, but how do you play?
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- Each person is sorted into
one of the five teams
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based on the list.
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- And your bandanna
denotes your team.
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Don't let people
take your bandanna
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in any of the designated
war zones,
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or you're eliminated.
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You and your team compete
against the other teams
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for points
based on a series of challenges
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both physical and mental.
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- And there's outfits!
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- The person with the most
points on each team
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who's still alive
when the last gong rings
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competes in the reckoning.
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ALL: The reckoning!
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- What happens if you win?
- You become a total legend.
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Both my sisters
won their years,
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and I plan to complete
the Haversham hat trick.
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Ooh, villagers!
- Rogues!
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- Aristocracy!
- Okay, no, no, no, see,
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I'm gonna win and bring glory
to my team,
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uh, team, uh, clergy.
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[all laugh]
- Sucks, man.
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The clergy starts with
the least amount of points.
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[gong sounds]
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- The diadem of Montecito
has been placed!
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? ?
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[makes opening whistle]
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[gong sounds]
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- Aw, man, it's midnight.
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- So?
- Midnight Madness?
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This was something I was
really looking forward to.
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I mean, I could live
with missing the rest
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of the events tonight,
but this?
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The guys and I talked
about it all year.
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- I'm sorry.
That really sucks.
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- I'm FOMOing at the mouth.
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- Hey, what if we just play
our own version?
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- Of Midnight Madness?
[scoffs]
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Not unless you happen
to be hiding a 20-sided die,
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seven parachutes,
and a sacred gong.
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- No, I do not have
any of those things,
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but we could still play a game.
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How about Would You Rather?
- Would You Rather is boring.
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- Would you rather
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have a 2- to 3-inch penis
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on your elbow...
- [laughs]
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- Or every time
you sneeze you poop
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a little bit, like a nugget?
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- [laughs]
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Wow, you're good at this.
- Mm-hmm.
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Choose.
- Hmm.
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Okay, is the penis sensitive,
or is it flaccid?
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- Mm, flaccid.
It's just decorative.
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- Mm, okay, and how big
a nugget are we talking here?
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- It's bigger than a marble
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but definitely smaller
than a tennis ball.
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- Yeah, well, I have pretty bad
seasonal allergies,
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so the poop would be
kind of hard to work around.
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Yup, I'm going
with the elbow wiener.
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- Excellent choice.
Okay, your turn.
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- Okay, would you rather have
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an unflavored snow cone or...
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[distant rock music]
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- So...
- Yeah, I saw.
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Congratulations.
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- I wanted to tell you,
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and I know I gave
you shit earlier
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for saying
that I had a crush on her.
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- Oh, it's--it's fine.
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You just wanted
to respect your girlfriend.
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Alexis wanted to come out
on her own time
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in her own very flashy way.
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- I get you don't like her.
- No, I l--I like her.
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- Just know I wanted
to talk to you about this.
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There were so many
crazy close calls,
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like the time I told you I went
to Pittsburgh to visit my aunt,
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almost ran into you
at the movies.
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- Oh, my God, so crazy.
- And that stomach flu
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I had three Saturday
nights in a row?
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- Was even one of those real?
- No.
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[both laugh]
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- Wait, one of those Saturdays
was my birthday.
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- Was it?
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- Yeah.
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- Aristocracy meeting
in the game room.
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Oh, and, uh, Cassie, Alexis?
Respect.
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- To be continued.
- Deanna--
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[exhales]
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- [sighs]
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[mimicking camera clicking]
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- Ugh, I want my phone.
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I really want to take pictures.
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I totally understand
phantom limb pains now.
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You okay, Roni?
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- She's at
an existential impasse.
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We need to leave her be.
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- Roni, I know you're pissed,
but you can't let this
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off-brand Ken doll Oz
ruin tonight for you.
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- That's the problem.
I'm not pissed.
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I'm at a existential impasse.
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I thought I'd met
the love of my life,
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and then he broke his penis
in another girl.
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I just feel so stupid
and out of control
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and--and not even that pretty.
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- Is there anything we can do
to make you feel better?
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- Cut Oz's dick off.
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But that seems unreasonable,
so...
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- How about
the next best thing?
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- Balls?
- I have this friend
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and she broke
her boyfriend's penis too.
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If I can remember correctly,
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he said even half a chub
was incredibly painful.
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- So if I get Oz super hard,
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I'll inflict actual
searing pain?
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- Yup.
The only problem is
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I don't know how we can
accomplish that considering
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he probably
won't let anyone near it.
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- Bernie has a boner pill.
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We could give Oz a boner pill.
- Yeah.
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- Yes, yes, in all this
Midnight Madness craziness
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it'll be super easy
to steal it.
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- Yeah, but do you guys mind
if we do that after,
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just 'cause
of my family legacy?
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No, you're right.
We should do this now.
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[rock music]
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[whistle blows]
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- All right, Jack,
go under my legs.
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Callie, you go over
Fig's right arm.
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All right.
Nice.
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- Oh!
- Nice, eggo high five.
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- So big news about Cassie
and Alexis.
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Did you know?
- No idea,
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and, I'm kind of worried
that makes me a bad twin.
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- Yeah, maybe.
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A lot of romantic revelations
happening tonight.
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Cassie and Alexis
are getting together,
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and Roni and Oz broke up.
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Other stuff happened.
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- Hey, has anyone found
Poseidon's pestle?
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- Uh, it's right over
by the computers.
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- Thank you.
Cool merman harp.
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- Yeah, yeah,
it's nonfunctional.
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- What?
- Nothing.
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- Dude, that was so bad.
- Shut up, man.
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- Just talk to her
like a person.
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Don't you guys both
play the ukulele?
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- I play guitar.
I don't know.
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I don't want to hound her,
like, ten seconds
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after she broke up
with Oz, you know?
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- Oh, okay.
- What?
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- Look, I know I only know
you through Cassie,
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so this may not be my place,
but dude, just go for it.
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You just don't want
to make this,
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like, your whole
gap year thing.
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- What whole thing?
- You know, Deanna
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and you talk about it.
She's doing it.
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You're not
because you freaked out
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and convinced yourself
you didn't want to.
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- That is not what happened.
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- Well, isn't that
what you told Cassie?
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- No, I never said that.
Is that what she thinks?
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- No, I probably dreamed that.
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[whistle blows]
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? ?
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[whistle blows]
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? ?
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- Wait for it, Haversham.
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Wait for it.
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- [mumbles, grunts]
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- Back off. He has asthma.
- I have asthma?
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- Yes, and you need
your inhaler.
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? ?
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False alarm.
He just sucks at this.
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Help the man to his feet.
- There's my inhaler.
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- We've all moved on.
- Oh.
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? ?
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[footsteps approaching]
- Melinda!
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Melinda--oh!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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I come in peace.
Look, I know you're a rogue,
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and I'm one of the much
less-skilled sea folk,
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and that means that we can
never be seen together,
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but I have a quest
I need help with.
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- If this is a trick to thwart
me, I will take you out.
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- I would never thwart.
I'm not a thwarter.
251
00:10:51,259 --> 00:10:53,429
Look, I swear, I speak to you
not as the sea folk,
252
00:10:53,430 --> 00:10:55,099
genus merman, House of Tidus,
253
00:10:55,100 --> 00:10:57,605
but as my given name,
Christian Fulner,
254
00:10:57,606 --> 00:11:00,236
genus senior,
House of my mom's.
255
00:11:01,739 --> 00:11:03,241
- [laughs]
You may proceed.
256
00:11:03,242 --> 00:11:04,869
- Oh, thank you.
257
00:11:04,870 --> 00:11:07,165
The alcohol has runneth dry.
258
00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:09,378
The people are thirsty,
and anger is mounting.
259
00:11:09,379 --> 00:11:11,340
Do you, in your vast knowledge,
260
00:11:11,341 --> 00:11:12,927
know where
the heretofore confiscated
261
00:11:12,928 --> 00:11:15,933
nectar of the gods could be?
262
00:11:15,934 --> 00:11:18,897
- I did see Lord Saperstein
sequester the remains
263
00:11:18,898 --> 00:11:23,155
in the trunk of her
sensible Kia hatchback here,
264
00:11:23,156 --> 00:11:27,540
though her keys are likely
hidden in her satchel here.
265
00:11:27,541 --> 00:11:31,130
- So if I pilfer the keys
to her chariot,
266
00:11:31,131 --> 00:11:33,719
will you join me in this
very daring campaign?
267
00:11:33,720 --> 00:11:35,639
[suspenseful music]
268
00:11:35,640 --> 00:11:39,522
- Though the risks are high...
269
00:11:39,523 --> 00:11:40,900
I'm in.
270
00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:42,444
The booze shall be shanghaied.
271
00:11:42,445 --> 00:11:44,114
- Yes, a triumph!
272
00:11:44,115 --> 00:11:45,701
- Oh, wait, wait.
273
00:11:45,702 --> 00:11:47,580
Um, also...
274
00:11:47,581 --> 00:11:50,168
I just killed you.
275
00:11:50,169 --> 00:11:54,134
- Oh, sh--I'm so gonna get
you back for that.
276
00:11:54,135 --> 00:11:55,429
[laughs]
277
00:11:59,688 --> 00:12:01,608
[whistle blows]
278
00:12:01,609 --> 00:12:04,154
- Ladies and lords,
selected rogues
279
00:12:04,155 --> 00:12:07,620
and chosen aristocracy,
what say you?
280
00:12:07,621 --> 00:12:10,501
[cheers and applause]
281
00:12:10,502 --> 00:12:12,964
It is time to air
the dirty laundry
282
00:12:12,965 --> 00:12:14,968
of the drama department,
283
00:12:14,969 --> 00:12:16,596
the shirts of shirts past.
284
00:12:16,597 --> 00:12:18,850
[cheers and applause]
285
00:12:18,851 --> 00:12:20,688
Your task is simple.
286
00:12:20,689 --> 00:12:22,692
Arrange the memorabilia
287
00:12:22,693 --> 00:12:26,073
of Sherman Grove High's
performances past
288
00:12:26,074 --> 00:12:29,287
in the order it was produced.
289
00:12:29,288 --> 00:12:31,291
[cheers and applause]
290
00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:32,920
- Nice!
- Yeah, I'm about to make
291
00:12:32,921 --> 00:12:35,299
this musical theater timeline
my bitch.
292
00:12:35,300 --> 00:12:36,928
[whistle blows]
- Begin!
293
00:12:36,929 --> 00:12:40,894
[dramatic rock music]
294
00:12:40,895 --> 00:12:42,690
- Last year was "Wicked,"
295
00:12:42,691 --> 00:12:45,821
"Bye-Bye Birdie,"
"Chicago," "'Lil Abner."
296
00:12:45,822 --> 00:12:47,198
- Over here is the decade
297
00:12:47,199 --> 00:12:48,577
they only did
anti-communist musicals.
298
00:12:48,578 --> 00:12:49,829
- Yeah, the '90s was weird.
299
00:12:49,830 --> 00:12:52,167
- "The Sound of Music," 1964.
300
00:12:52,168 --> 00:12:53,754
- You think they got the rights
to do "Sound of Music"
301
00:12:53,755 --> 00:12:55,591
five years
after it was written?
302
00:12:55,592 --> 00:12:57,970
- Oh, you're a musical theater
nerd now thanks to Alexis.
303
00:12:57,971 --> 00:12:59,891
That must be so fun for you.
304
00:12:59,892 --> 00:13:02,062
- You know what?
It is.
305
00:13:02,063 --> 00:13:04,232
- Great.
Everything's just perfect.
306
00:13:04,233 --> 00:13:06,571
Fig can go date Roni,
and, you know, you guys
307
00:13:06,572 --> 00:13:08,449
can all go on a double date
and just leave me behind.
308
00:13:08,450 --> 00:13:10,078
- Deanna, guess what?
309
00:13:10,079 --> 00:13:12,792
Sometimes things have nothing
to do with you.
310
00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:14,336
- Those shirts are artifacts.
311
00:13:14,337 --> 00:13:16,508
Treat them as such.
312
00:13:16,509 --> 00:13:18,930
Proceed with caution.
313
00:13:20,224 --> 00:13:22,435
- I have the cloak
of sustained theatrics.
314
00:13:22,436 --> 00:13:26,360
"Into the Woods" was performed
in both 1989 and 2003.
315
00:13:26,361 --> 00:13:27,988
- You are correct.
316
00:13:27,989 --> 00:13:31,245
Deanna Hoffman and
the aristocracy, 400 points!
317
00:13:31,246 --> 00:13:32,790
[cheers and applause]
318
00:13:32,791 --> 00:13:34,334
- A winner!
319
00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:37,550
- Oh, this is the best night
of your life.
320
00:13:37,551 --> 00:13:40,722
- Tough luck, rogues.
321
00:13:40,723 --> 00:13:43,728
[electronic music]
322
00:13:43,729 --> 00:13:50,743
? ?
323
00:14:09,113 --> 00:14:12,912
- Guys, I've obtained the magic
fairy dust of Agamemnon.
324
00:14:12,913 --> 00:14:14,749
- I don't remember there
being any fairy dust.
325
00:14:14,750 --> 00:14:17,379
- Shut up.
It's fairy time!
326
00:14:18,716 --> 00:14:20,553
Oh.
327
00:14:21,847 --> 00:14:23,809
Oh, man.
Oh.
328
00:14:25,228 --> 00:14:26,857
Ah.
329
00:14:31,032 --> 00:14:34,037
- [grunting]
330
00:14:34,038 --> 00:14:35,791
Yes, a villager!
331
00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:38,420
It's 200 points, right?
- No, no, no.
332
00:14:38,421 --> 00:14:41,886
A priest cannot hit
a low-level villager.
333
00:14:41,887 --> 00:14:44,391
That is a crazy abuse of power.
334
00:14:44,392 --> 00:14:46,813
This kingdom does not respond
to your good looks.
335
00:14:46,814 --> 00:14:48,482
Just because
you're a cute priest
336
00:14:48,483 --> 00:14:50,236
doesn't give you more power.
337
00:14:50,237 --> 00:14:53,283
You are the moral compass
of this kingdom,
338
00:14:53,284 --> 00:14:56,456
and a noodle does not
represent compassion.
339
00:14:56,457 --> 00:14:58,587
100 points off.
340
00:15:02,428 --> 00:15:05,391
You may go.
341
00:15:05,392 --> 00:15:07,312
Kid does not listen.
342
00:15:12,824 --> 00:15:15,454
- Never have I ever
gotten a tattoo.
343
00:15:17,416 --> 00:15:19,546
[laughs]
344
00:15:21,299 --> 00:15:22,341
Where?
345
00:15:22,342 --> 00:15:24,429
- Mm-mm.
- Aw, come on.
346
00:15:24,430 --> 00:15:26,224
- We definitely don't know each
other well enough for that.
347
00:15:26,225 --> 00:15:29,105
- Good point.
- Never have I ever
348
00:15:29,106 --> 00:15:31,194
made out with a celebrity.
349
00:15:32,906 --> 00:15:34,407
- Really?
Okay, come on.
350
00:15:34,408 --> 00:15:35,994
I mean,
I've seen your Instagram.
351
00:15:35,995 --> 00:15:38,792
- They're just friends.
- Hmm.
352
00:15:38,793 --> 00:15:42,256
Okay, I've got
a good one for you.
353
00:15:42,257 --> 00:15:45,472
Never have I ever seen
a Batman movie.
354
00:15:48,687 --> 00:15:51,483
Oh, no, no, no, never.
- What?
355
00:15:51,484 --> 00:15:53,112
- Never, never, never,
none of them.
356
00:15:53,113 --> 00:15:54,489
- But you're a--
- Nerd?
357
00:15:54,490 --> 00:15:56,243
Yeah, perhaps,
but you know what?
358
00:15:56,244 --> 00:15:57,328
I've never gotten the appeal
of his whole
359
00:15:57,329 --> 00:15:58,748
brooding antihero thing.
360
00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:00,502
I mean, you can save
people's lives.
361
00:16:00,503 --> 00:16:01,879
Would it kill you to smile?
362
00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:04,050
- Okay, fair assessment.
363
00:16:04,051 --> 00:16:06,764
Never have I ever
364
00:16:06,765 --> 00:16:09,521
had a fun night
with any of my classmates.
365
00:16:10,188 --> 00:16:12,860
- Hmm.
- Until now.
366
00:16:12,861 --> 00:16:15,866
[soft music]
367
00:16:15,867 --> 00:16:20,499
? ?
368
00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:21,961
- Mm.
- Mm-mm.
369
00:16:21,962 --> 00:16:23,798
- Mm, mm, mm-mm.
- Mm-mm, mm-mm.
370
00:16:23,799 --> 00:16:24,926
BOTH: Mm-mm.
371
00:16:26,513 --> 00:16:27,724
- [screeches]
372
00:16:29,268 --> 00:16:32,274
[cheers and applause]
373
00:16:37,492 --> 00:16:40,498
[gong sounds]
374
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:44,214
- The final five
have been found.
375
00:16:44,215 --> 00:16:46,343
Now they must race
376
00:16:46,344 --> 00:16:47,930
to place their artifact
377
00:16:47,931 --> 00:16:51,186
into the well of authenticity.
378
00:16:51,187 --> 00:16:52,773
- And then there's
the reckoning!
379
00:16:52,774 --> 00:16:54,568
ALL: The reckoning!
380
00:16:54,569 --> 00:16:56,864
[cheers and applause]
381
00:16:56,865 --> 00:16:59,663
ALL: [chanting]
The reckoning!
382
00:17:12,522 --> 00:17:13,940
[whistle blows]
[cheers and applause]
383
00:17:13,941 --> 00:17:16,946
[rock music]
384
00:17:16,947 --> 00:17:23,961
? ?
385
00:17:48,009 --> 00:17:51,015
[cheers and applause]
386
00:17:53,604 --> 00:17:54,938
- [sobbing]
387
00:17:54,939 --> 00:17:57,903
- Yes!
We have our final two!
388
00:17:57,904 --> 00:18:00,659
Cassie Fulner, Deanna Hoffman
389
00:18:00,660 --> 00:18:03,706
will compete in the reckoning!
390
00:18:03,707 --> 00:18:07,338
[cheers and applause]
391
00:18:07,339 --> 00:18:10,345
ALL: [chanting]
The reckoning!
392
00:18:14,353 --> 00:18:16,608
- Yes! Yes!
ALL: [chanting] The reckoning!
393
00:18:21,283 --> 00:18:23,286
[soft dramatic music]
394
00:18:23,287 --> 00:18:25,332
- It's all going according
to plan.
395
00:18:25,333 --> 00:18:27,169
- Totally, except for the part
396
00:18:27,170 --> 00:18:29,048
where I didn't
win Midnight Madness,
397
00:18:29,049 --> 00:18:31,177
which would have been great,
398
00:18:31,178 --> 00:18:33,766
but there's more
important things in life.
399
00:18:33,767 --> 00:18:36,438
I just can't think
of any right now.
400
00:18:36,439 --> 00:18:39,152
[crying]
401
00:18:39,153 --> 00:18:41,991
- Welcome to the reckoning!
402
00:18:41,992 --> 00:18:44,998
[cheers and applause]
403
00:18:50,300 --> 00:18:53,013
- Ready to lose?
- You mean win?
404
00:18:53,014 --> 00:18:54,683
- The only thing
you'll be winning is
405
00:18:54,684 --> 00:18:57,354
the stupid baby crying
all the way home contest.
406
00:18:57,355 --> 00:18:58,900
- Yeah, well,
I never entered that contest,
407
00:18:58,901 --> 00:19:01,196
so, ha, joke's on you.
408
00:19:01,197 --> 00:19:02,908
- Oh, is that trash talking?
409
00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:05,037
That's, like, the worst trash
talking I've ever heard.
410
00:19:05,038 --> 00:19:07,291
[whistle blows]
411
00:19:07,292 --> 00:19:09,671
- Choose your weapons wisely,
412
00:19:09,672 --> 00:19:12,761
for while the two-pronged
sword of tragedy
413
00:19:12,762 --> 00:19:14,765
cuts through
the shield of triumph,
414
00:19:14,766 --> 00:19:17,771
it is smashed by
the mountain of mercy,
415
00:19:17,772 --> 00:19:21,570
which is only defeated
by the shield.
416
00:19:21,571 --> 00:19:23,198
- Are you kidding me?
417
00:19:23,199 --> 00:19:26,997
This whole bloodbath
was rock, paper, scissors?
418
00:19:26,998 --> 00:19:28,543
- What say you?
419
00:19:28,544 --> 00:19:31,508
[cheers and applause]
420
00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:33,761
- Oh.
421
00:19:33,762 --> 00:19:35,305
Okay.
422
00:19:35,306 --> 00:19:38,311
[dramatic rock music]
423
00:19:38,312 --> 00:19:40,399
? ?
424
00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:42,947
[gong sounds]
425
00:19:46,328 --> 00:19:48,164
- Begin!
426
00:19:48,165 --> 00:19:51,171
[cheers and applause]
427
00:20:07,495 --> 00:20:10,167
- Wait, Cassie, I'm sorry.
428
00:20:10,168 --> 00:20:12,171
I'm really happy that you found
somebody that you care about.
429
00:20:12,172 --> 00:20:14,425
- No, I'm sorry.
Alexis and I fell asleep,
430
00:20:14,426 --> 00:20:15,970
and when I woke up,
it was 3:00 a. m.
431
00:20:15,971 --> 00:20:17,641
and I had missed
your whole party,
432
00:20:17,642 --> 00:20:19,352
and I feel beyond terrible.
I should have told you--
433
00:20:19,353 --> 00:20:20,980
- Girls, this is not therapy.
434
00:20:20,981 --> 00:20:23,194
It's the reckoning.
435
00:20:24,446 --> 00:20:26,199
- I don't want to reckon
against you.
436
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:29,038
- Neither do I.
437
00:20:29,039 --> 00:20:32,253
[all groaning, shouting]
438
00:20:35,218 --> 00:20:38,056
[booing]
439
00:20:38,057 --> 00:20:40,645
- I will not yield!
440
00:20:40,646 --> 00:20:43,859
[rock music]
441
00:20:43,860 --> 00:20:44,987
? ?
442
00:20:44,988 --> 00:20:47,909
Whoo! I win! I win!
443
00:20:47,910 --> 00:20:49,705
[all gasp]
444
00:20:49,706 --> 00:20:51,499
- She can't do that, can she?
445
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,921
- My God, she can.
- What?
446
00:20:53,922 --> 00:20:56,969
- Lyssee Haversham has
won Midnight Madness!
447
00:20:56,970 --> 00:20:59,975
- [screaming]
[cheers and applause]
448
00:20:59,976 --> 00:21:02,981
[uplifting rock music]
449
00:21:02,982 --> 00:21:09,996
? ?
450
00:21:10,329 --> 00:21:12,792
- Medic! I need help!
451
00:21:12,793 --> 00:21:15,548
Someone call 911!
452
00:21:15,549 --> 00:21:18,555
[all laugh]
453
00:21:19,515 --> 00:21:22,228
Oh, God.
[exhales sharply]
454
00:21:23,481 --> 00:21:27,530
You did this.
You did this!
455
00:21:27,531 --> 00:21:29,033
- Hell, yeah, I did.
456
00:21:29,034 --> 00:21:31,370
[both laugh]
457
00:21:31,371 --> 00:21:33,416
Feels good to be back.
458
00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:35,546
? ?
459
00:21:35,547 --> 00:21:37,968
- Hey, Veronica.
460
00:21:39,137 --> 00:21:41,517
Can I talk to you for a second?
461
00:21:41,518 --> 00:21:45,900
? ?
462
00:21:45,901 --> 00:21:47,862
- Yeah.
463
00:21:47,863 --> 00:21:49,616
- Great.
464
00:21:49,617 --> 00:21:56,631
? ?
465
00:22:04,772 --> 00:22:07,777
[rock music]
466
00:22:07,778 --> 00:22:14,792
? ?
467
00:22:14,842 --> 00:22:19,392
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