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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,193 --> 00:00:03,168 Today, two completely segregated schools 2 00:00:03,202 --> 00:00:06,095 - start a new life together. - Get him! 3 00:00:06,171 --> 00:00:09,623 - A baby in his bag. - It's my baby. 4 00:00:09,640 --> 00:00:12,254 We start a rugby team, we get the lads training together. 5 00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:14,518 - Integrated. - Give us your sister's number. 6 00:00:14,587 --> 00:00:16,438 Why are you trying so hard to fit in? 7 00:00:16,459 --> 00:00:18,272 So you're... gay? 8 00:00:18,293 --> 00:00:20,800 All you can talk about is whether I'm screwing Sadiq. 9 00:00:20,846 --> 00:00:22,223 Who DO you like? 10 00:00:22,343 --> 00:00:23,440 The new teacher? 11 00:00:23,453 --> 00:00:25,240 She ain't going to go for it, Nas. 12 00:00:25,286 --> 00:00:26,542 Already has. 13 00:00:40,490 --> 00:00:41,699 Come on. 14 00:00:43,201 --> 00:00:45,447 Did you kiss her or didn't you? 15 00:00:46,299 --> 00:00:47,577 MISSY GASPS AND SQUEALS 16 00:00:47,869 --> 00:00:49,960 - Oh, my God! - Missy, shut up! 17 00:00:53,391 --> 00:00:54,499 Then what? 18 00:00:54,757 --> 00:00:56,509 She couldn't look me in the eye after that. 19 00:00:57,111 --> 00:00:59,086 Then the trip ended and so did the term, 20 00:00:59,098 --> 00:01:01,142 and I didn't think I'd ever see her again. 21 00:01:01,831 --> 00:01:03,866 Then I start here and there she is. 22 00:01:04,141 --> 00:01:07,153 I like her, like, I really like her. 23 00:01:08,724 --> 00:01:10,183 Don't even know what to talk to her about. 24 00:01:10,196 --> 00:01:11,728 She won't talk to me unless it's about 25 00:01:11,805 --> 00:01:13,526 ventricles or summat. 26 00:01:13,977 --> 00:01:15,367 Just talk to her. 27 00:01:15,561 --> 00:01:18,194 You know, you say summat, she says summat... 28 00:01:18,219 --> 00:01:19,617 I know what talking is! 29 00:01:19,671 --> 00:01:21,653 Well you've no problems then, have you? 30 00:01:22,539 --> 00:01:24,665 Or you could... 31 00:01:25,111 --> 00:01:29,111 Aa-aa-aah 32 00:01:29,802 --> 00:01:32,228 Suraj hua maddham 33 00:01:32,284 --> 00:01:35,031 Chaand jalne laga... 34 00:01:35,151 --> 00:01:37,831 - THEY JOIN IN - Aasmaan yeh haai 35 00:01:37,951 --> 00:01:40,525 Kyoon pighalne laga 36 00:01:40,586 --> 00:01:45,347 Main thehra raha, zameen chalne lagi 37 00:01:45,391 --> 00:01:49,465 Dhadka yeh dil, saans thamne lagi... 38 00:01:49,491 --> 00:01:51,539 I taught her everything she knows. 39 00:01:52,576 --> 00:01:53,854 What's she singing about? 40 00:01:53,888 --> 00:01:55,673 - First loves. - Oh, yeah? 41 00:01:56,099 --> 00:01:57,510 Who's yours? 42 00:01:58,071 --> 00:01:59,249 Mrs Baxter. 43 00:01:59,537 --> 00:02:02,213 She was a head teacher in the primary school. 44 00:02:03,375 --> 00:02:05,324 Nicely dodged. 45 00:02:07,407 --> 00:02:09,715 - No time like the present. - No Missy, I don't... 46 00:02:09,769 --> 00:02:11,840 - I don't know. - Go! Go! 47 00:02:12,191 --> 00:02:13,334 Hi. 48 00:02:13,356 --> 00:02:15,341 Erm... Hey. 49 00:02:19,950 --> 00:02:21,881 How... how was your summer? 50 00:02:22,111 --> 00:02:24,113 Did you go to the festival in the end? 51 00:02:24,145 --> 00:02:25,683 DRAMATIC MUSIC 52 00:02:25,721 --> 00:02:26,818 Yeah. 53 00:02:27,151 --> 00:02:29,830 It was ace. You'd have loved it. 54 00:02:30,511 --> 00:02:33,605 I, er, I checked out that band you were telling me about. 55 00:02:33,791 --> 00:02:36,703 They're really cool. They're playing Leeds soon. 56 00:02:36,911 --> 00:02:38,644 - Really? - Yeah. 57 00:02:45,271 --> 00:02:46,940 - COMMOTION - Get out the way! 58 00:02:46,969 --> 00:02:48,534 Oh, sorry. 59 00:03:08,490 --> 00:03:12,502 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 60 00:03:31,057 --> 00:03:33,824 What's the matter with you? I'll bang your bloody heads together! 61 00:03:33,858 --> 00:03:36,431 He pushed in! Whites privilege, innit? 62 00:03:36,551 --> 00:03:38,659 - Always trying to oppress a brother. - Hey! 63 00:03:38,693 --> 00:03:41,788 Get a grip, this is Ackley Bridge, not South LA. 64 00:03:41,835 --> 00:03:44,021 You listen to her and get to back. 65 00:03:44,191 --> 00:03:46,077 Get to back! Go! 66 00:03:49,031 --> 00:03:50,415 I was only getting a muffin. 67 00:03:51,271 --> 00:03:52,893 You should go on Jeremy Kyle. 68 00:03:53,379 --> 00:03:56,071 - You'd be perfect for that show. - No, you should. 69 00:03:56,313 --> 00:03:58,972 Episode could be called, "My mother abandoned me as a child". 70 00:04:01,791 --> 00:04:02,886 Touch?. 71 00:04:05,511 --> 00:04:07,725 - All right, girls? - Hey, Cory. 72 00:04:08,991 --> 00:04:11,257 He's a dog. He'll go for anything him. 73 00:04:11,309 --> 00:04:13,551 I'm not looking to marry him, Raz. 74 00:04:13,671 --> 00:04:14,881 BOTH: Whatever! 75 00:04:17,671 --> 00:04:19,274 Did she actually say, 76 00:04:19,558 --> 00:04:21,593 "They're playing Leeds soon"? 77 00:04:22,152 --> 00:04:24,407 Nas! She was asking you out! 78 00:04:25,018 --> 00:04:27,311 Don't be daft, she's me teacher. 79 00:04:27,431 --> 00:04:29,298 A teacher that you kissed. 80 00:04:29,772 --> 00:04:31,548 And from the way she were looking at you... 81 00:04:31,631 --> 00:04:32,662 SHE MIAOWS 82 00:04:32,744 --> 00:04:34,631 I mean, it's never going to happen, is it? 83 00:04:34,826 --> 00:04:36,910 She's not that much older than us, Nas. 84 00:04:36,911 --> 00:04:40,911 You're just two ordinary girls with the hots for each other. 85 00:04:41,483 --> 00:04:44,071 Just look her in the eye. Be confident. 86 00:04:44,142 --> 00:04:47,007 Say, "I'll see you there." 87 00:04:50,271 --> 00:04:52,875 PHONE RINGS 88 00:04:52,957 --> 00:04:54,059 Anjee. 89 00:04:54,911 --> 00:04:55,814 Huh? 90 00:04:57,391 --> 00:04:59,140 I'm coming right now. 91 00:05:00,255 --> 00:05:01,980 PHONE BEEPS 92 00:05:04,386 --> 00:05:09,591 _ 93 00:05:21,783 --> 00:05:24,653 _ 94 00:05:28,251 --> 00:05:29,688 PHONE BEEPS 95 00:05:42,502 --> 00:05:44,227 KNOCK ON DOOR 96 00:05:46,370 --> 00:05:48,224 I'm a bit busy, actually. 97 00:05:48,749 --> 00:05:49,971 It's about the rugby team. 98 00:05:50,173 --> 00:05:51,877 It could be the answer to our problems. 99 00:05:51,997 --> 00:05:54,742 Well, look at 'em. They're getting on all right in lessons, 100 00:05:54,755 --> 00:05:56,551 but as soon as the bell goes, they split. 101 00:05:56,671 --> 00:05:58,864 I think rugby might just do the trick. 102 00:05:59,311 --> 00:06:01,918 - Has anyone signed up, yet? - No, but I've got a plan. 103 00:06:02,431 --> 00:06:05,043 Do you think Sadiq would stump up the cash for a team strip? 104 00:06:05,111 --> 00:06:07,265 Yeah, I think he could stretch to that. 105 00:06:07,292 --> 00:06:08,862 All right, I'll ask him this evening at dinner. 106 00:06:08,868 --> 00:06:11,800 Oh, do, er, do we have to go? Can we cancel that? 107 00:06:11,859 --> 00:06:13,881 You've got to schmooze, it's part of the job. 108 00:06:22,868 --> 00:06:27,224 Hello, erm, yes, I... I dropped a bracelet in one of your rooms. 109 00:06:27,235 --> 00:06:29,349 I was just wondering if anyone had found it. 110 00:06:30,911 --> 00:06:32,216 QUIETLY: Nawaz. 111 00:06:32,336 --> 00:06:35,308 The, er, the room was booked under the name of Nawaz. 112 00:06:40,191 --> 00:06:41,837 You going to come then or what? 113 00:06:42,151 --> 00:06:43,946 What, rugby? 114 00:06:44,151 --> 00:06:46,591 - Nah. - Scared you might get hurt? 115 00:06:46,646 --> 00:06:49,722 - Lightweight. - I've got to look after this face, haven't I? 116 00:06:52,094 --> 00:06:55,025 PHONE BEEPS 117 00:06:56,940 --> 00:07:00,156 _ 118 00:07:00,537 --> 00:07:02,870 - What the... ? - I knew it! 119 00:07:02,871 --> 00:07:06,016 - Caught on, have we, gay boy?! - You're out of order! 120 00:07:06,017 --> 00:07:08,721 - YOU'RE out of order! - CHEERING 121 00:07:09,689 --> 00:07:13,287 Whoa, whoa, whoa! What's the problem, eh? 122 00:07:14,051 --> 00:07:15,390 Hey, get back to class. 123 00:07:15,510 --> 00:07:17,751 Go on, back to class. 124 00:07:18,299 --> 00:07:19,493 What's going on? 125 00:07:22,351 --> 00:07:23,543 No? 126 00:07:24,672 --> 00:07:26,274 Fair enough, you're both in the rugby team. 127 00:07:26,296 --> 00:07:27,471 - Rugby? - Yeah. 128 00:07:27,497 --> 00:07:28,938 But, sir, I'm a footballer! 129 00:07:28,990 --> 00:07:31,653 Well, you can both be in isolation, if you prefer. 130 00:07:35,921 --> 00:07:37,956 Six down, eight to go. 131 00:07:39,281 --> 00:07:40,816 GIRLS: Bye, sir. 132 00:07:41,049 --> 00:07:43,294 Have yourselves a lovely afternoon. 133 00:07:46,112 --> 00:07:47,480 - Freak. - Oi! 134 00:07:48,987 --> 00:07:50,187 You three. 135 00:07:50,428 --> 00:07:51,465 Detention. 136 00:07:52,046 --> 00:07:53,629 - What? - Tomorrow. 137 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:55,225 Bring your rugby boots. 138 00:07:57,901 --> 00:07:59,786 Come on, Jordan, you're going to be late for class, kid. 139 00:07:59,863 --> 00:08:01,636 No, sir, it's erm... 140 00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:03,375 it's Jamie. 141 00:08:03,921 --> 00:08:06,158 I'm not baby-sitting, if that's what you're after. 142 00:08:07,260 --> 00:08:08,714 Candice won't let me see him. 143 00:08:11,871 --> 00:08:13,567 Well, what's your dad say? 144 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:15,722 Still reckons kid's not mine. 145 00:08:16,910 --> 00:08:18,106 How fast can you run? 146 00:08:19,871 --> 00:08:20,760 What do you mean? 147 00:08:21,079 --> 00:08:22,292 If you come to rugby, 148 00:08:22,412 --> 00:08:23,962 I'll help you out with Jamie. 149 00:08:25,671 --> 00:08:26,530 Deal? 150 00:08:33,648 --> 00:08:35,193 PHONE VIBRATES 151 00:08:45,851 --> 00:08:48,842 _ 152 00:09:02,166 --> 00:09:03,095 Pataya. 153 00:09:09,205 --> 00:09:11,043 What you doing back?! 154 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:16,312 What way is that to greet your husband? 155 00:09:20,180 --> 00:09:22,155 Close the deal. The gig! 156 00:09:22,452 --> 00:09:24,083 - No, Missy, I can't. - You can. 157 00:09:24,087 --> 00:09:25,494 - I can't. - You can. Go! 158 00:09:26,031 --> 00:09:27,060 Hi. 159 00:09:27,249 --> 00:09:28,553 Oh, hey. 160 00:09:29,711 --> 00:09:31,267 So about the gig, 161 00:09:31,328 --> 00:09:32,851 - you were saying about. - Oh, yeah, 162 00:09:32,890 --> 00:09:34,576 I've got a flyer in here somewhere. 163 00:09:34,744 --> 00:09:36,242 Er, just... 164 00:09:36,276 --> 00:09:38,062 How do you ever find anything in that bag? 165 00:09:38,079 --> 00:09:39,937 Oh, I know, don't judge me. 166 00:09:40,591 --> 00:09:41,751 There. 167 00:09:41,989 --> 00:09:44,150 They're playing the Specials Bar on the 21st. 168 00:09:44,151 --> 00:09:45,156 Have you been? 169 00:09:45,694 --> 00:09:48,231 - Yeah. Once or twice. - It's a great venue. 170 00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:50,270 Support from Unicorn Flaps. 171 00:09:50,271 --> 00:09:51,679 Whoever they are. 172 00:09:52,591 --> 00:09:54,721 Well, I'll see you there. 173 00:09:58,641 --> 00:10:01,631 See? I told you she were asking you out! 174 00:10:01,795 --> 00:10:04,110 SHE HUMS CONTENTEDLY 175 00:10:08,068 --> 00:10:10,150 Why are you back three months early? 176 00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:11,791 Have you heard of a phone? 177 00:10:11,872 --> 00:10:13,811 What's going on, Iqbal? 178 00:10:14,650 --> 00:10:17,976 The business has taken a nosedive. 179 00:10:18,380 --> 00:10:20,440 - Huh? - I kept putting off telling you 180 00:10:20,466 --> 00:10:22,613 cos I thought we might turn a corner, but... 181 00:10:23,071 --> 00:10:24,231 Dad! 182 00:10:24,351 --> 00:10:25,577 Dad! 183 00:10:28,382 --> 00:10:29,995 You, too, princess. 184 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:32,413 And there's my grown-up girl. 185 00:10:33,226 --> 00:10:35,189 I thought you weren't coming back for months. 186 00:10:35,249 --> 00:10:37,745 Well, I was missing you lot, wasn't I? 187 00:10:38,261 --> 00:10:40,201 Six months is a long time. 188 00:10:44,130 --> 00:10:46,182 This were in Sindh, down south. 189 00:10:46,432 --> 00:10:47,641 Lots of desert. 190 00:10:47,895 --> 00:10:50,825 Lots of old forts and palaces. 191 00:10:51,591 --> 00:10:52,632 Who's that? 192 00:10:52,959 --> 00:10:54,744 Just some lad from the village. 193 00:10:54,791 --> 00:10:57,030 But, Dad, he's in all the pictures. 194 00:10:57,031 --> 00:10:59,167 Yeah, it's his real son, Saleem! 195 00:10:59,447 --> 00:11:01,409 Dad's only come here to tell you you're adopted! 196 00:11:01,482 --> 00:11:03,751 - Shut up, you! - LAUGHTER 197 00:11:03,871 --> 00:11:05,252 Oh, there he is. 198 00:11:05,811 --> 00:11:09,093 - And again. - OK, homework. Upstairs. Chel! 199 00:11:09,158 --> 00:11:12,266 - Oh, Mum, but Dad's just... - Chel! Chel! 200 00:11:22,247 --> 00:11:24,151 "Just some lad from the village," huh? 201 00:11:24,356 --> 00:11:26,862 Think I'm born yesterday and bloody daft? 202 00:11:26,905 --> 00:11:28,582 You've always known this were coming. 203 00:11:28,591 --> 00:11:30,390 We talked about it when she were a kid. 204 00:11:30,549 --> 00:11:32,550 That were bloody 16 year ago! 205 00:11:32,551 --> 00:11:35,261 - And now it's time. - Over my dead body. 206 00:11:35,876 --> 00:11:37,550 Life is different now, innit? 207 00:11:37,551 --> 00:11:39,337 Nasreen has a good education. 208 00:11:39,350 --> 00:11:41,066 You think I want to send her back to Pakistan, 209 00:11:41,092 --> 00:11:44,000 to marry some bloody pendu donkey from village? 210 00:11:45,071 --> 00:11:48,075 All I'm saying is, he's got a good future. 211 00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:50,239 You're not doing this. She's grown up here. 212 00:11:50,308 --> 00:11:52,111 Pakistan means nothing to her. 213 00:11:52,154 --> 00:11:54,227 I don't understand why you're so against it. 214 00:11:54,551 --> 00:11:55,410 We did it. 215 00:11:55,432 --> 00:11:57,394 And look at what I bloody ended up with, huh? 216 00:11:57,437 --> 00:11:59,271 I don't want the same for my daughter! 217 00:11:59,528 --> 00:12:00,526 HE SLAMS TABLE 218 00:12:14,535 --> 00:12:17,430 Oh, my Lord, look at the size of his gaff! 219 00:12:20,816 --> 00:12:22,490 I thought it was just us?! 220 00:12:33,391 --> 00:12:34,951 You OK? 221 00:12:35,126 --> 00:12:36,907 Yeah. Yeah, just erm... 222 00:12:36,921 --> 00:12:39,610 Just not in the mood for making conversation, you know. 223 00:12:40,268 --> 00:12:41,835 All right, listen. 224 00:12:42,211 --> 00:12:46,511 Just go like this if you're, if you're OK and want to stay. 225 00:12:46,809 --> 00:12:50,795 And then you go like this if you er, want to get ready to leave. 226 00:12:51,434 --> 00:12:53,383 This one's self explanatory. 227 00:12:54,991 --> 00:12:56,991 Soon as I see that, we'll go. 228 00:12:57,111 --> 00:12:58,997 OK, thanks. 229 00:12:59,671 --> 00:13:01,182 Come on. 230 00:13:04,456 --> 00:13:06,096 Oh. This is... 231 00:13:07,791 --> 00:13:09,316 This is great, Farida. 232 00:13:09,436 --> 00:13:12,543 Oh, thank you, would you like some juice? 233 00:13:12,576 --> 00:13:15,198 Oh, no, I better not it's a... It's a school night. 234 00:13:16,351 --> 00:13:19,510 So erm, what do you do? Do you work? 235 00:13:19,692 --> 00:13:21,722 Erm, I do the accounts for Sadiq. 236 00:13:21,749 --> 00:13:25,016 I gave up my full time job when I had the kids. 237 00:13:25,029 --> 00:13:27,765 It's a bit old-fashioned, but what's the point of having kids 238 00:13:27,779 --> 00:13:29,471 if you're not going to take care of them, right? 239 00:13:29,496 --> 00:13:32,662 What about er, you two? Are you planning on... ? 240 00:13:32,782 --> 00:13:34,920 Kids? No. Not me. 241 00:13:34,931 --> 00:13:37,270 I've just never wanted them, so... 242 00:13:38,792 --> 00:13:41,040 Er, well, I have. 243 00:13:41,072 --> 00:13:42,799 Actually, I've got a little boy. 244 00:13:44,686 --> 00:13:46,277 I didn't know that. 245 00:13:47,164 --> 00:13:50,031 Er, you looking forward to rugby practise, Riz? 246 00:13:50,381 --> 00:13:51,554 Yeah. 247 00:13:51,674 --> 00:13:53,743 - That's great. - You're playing Rugby! 248 00:13:53,947 --> 00:13:56,437 Yeah, he signed up today, didn't you? 249 00:13:56,485 --> 00:13:58,377 - Coerced more like, but... - Excuse me. 250 00:13:58,431 --> 00:13:59,802 Isn't that dangerous? 251 00:14:00,017 --> 00:14:01,889 Scared he might hurt his pwetty face? 252 00:14:01,916 --> 00:14:03,785 - Shut up, you. - Nonsense. 253 00:14:03,786 --> 00:14:06,708 I love rugby, grew up on the great Wigan team of the '80s. 254 00:14:06,828 --> 00:14:09,466 - Martin... - BOTH: Chariots of fire. 255 00:14:12,930 --> 00:14:15,479 - You all right? - No, this is awful. 256 00:14:15,845 --> 00:14:17,871 Your wife in there, Steve. 257 00:14:18,045 --> 00:14:19,492 It's fine. 258 00:14:19,928 --> 00:14:21,171 You're terrible. 259 00:14:23,839 --> 00:14:25,028 Am I? 260 00:14:29,781 --> 00:14:30,905 We should go. 261 00:14:38,143 --> 00:14:41,211 - Do you think Dad will come home tonight? - I don't know. 262 00:14:42,979 --> 00:14:45,104 Why did they argue this time? 263 00:14:45,431 --> 00:14:47,080 Are you all right? 264 00:14:47,732 --> 00:14:49,521 Yeah, I'm fine. 265 00:14:50,792 --> 00:14:52,486 Goodnight. 266 00:15:14,737 --> 00:15:16,418 How are you finding the new school? 267 00:15:18,509 --> 00:15:20,162 It's OK. 268 00:15:23,281 --> 00:15:24,976 Got yourself a girlfriend yet? 269 00:15:26,071 --> 00:15:27,846 I know what goes on, son. 270 00:15:28,021 --> 00:15:30,374 Just don't let it become a distraction, all right? 271 00:15:30,825 --> 00:15:32,794 You've got to learn to compartmentalise. 272 00:15:32,816 --> 00:15:34,752 Work, play, home. 273 00:15:35,725 --> 00:15:37,822 - We're going to be late! - I know. 274 00:15:38,408 --> 00:15:40,054 Great news about the rugby team. 275 00:15:40,075 --> 00:15:41,947 You're going to need some boots, aren't you? 276 00:15:42,447 --> 00:15:44,511 Get a good pair. Let me know how much you need. 277 00:15:44,813 --> 00:15:47,728 Right, come on. I've got a busy morning. 278 00:15:52,648 --> 00:15:54,143 What did your mum say? 279 00:15:54,263 --> 00:15:57,209 Over her dead body. Then Dad just stormed out. 280 00:15:57,241 --> 00:15:58,911 Was the guy fit? 281 00:15:59,145 --> 00:16:01,237 - He was wearing loafers. - Oh! 282 00:16:02,770 --> 00:16:04,308 Your mum won't let it happen. 283 00:16:04,625 --> 00:16:08,003 - Oh, my God, unless he kidnaps you?! - You're not helping. 284 00:16:20,762 --> 00:16:22,150 Give it up. 285 00:16:23,451 --> 00:16:26,285 OK, once you've identified the coronary arteries, 286 00:16:26,301 --> 00:16:28,840 then you can start to run water into the heart. 287 00:16:28,878 --> 00:16:30,311 Er, you freak. 288 00:16:30,431 --> 00:16:32,071 How are you getting on Alya? 289 00:16:32,343 --> 00:16:33,710 I'm not gay! 290 00:16:33,711 --> 00:16:34,736 Sure, 291 00:16:35,279 --> 00:16:37,753 that's why you gave me your own number instead of your sister's. 292 00:16:37,791 --> 00:16:39,431 I'd never give anyone my sister's number! 293 00:16:39,453 --> 00:16:41,513 - So why didn't you just say that then? - Because. 294 00:16:42,029 --> 00:16:43,669 Because you're gay. 295 00:16:47,956 --> 00:16:49,139 Miss, Erm... 296 00:16:49,397 --> 00:16:51,425 Can I talk to you after class? 297 00:16:52,586 --> 00:16:53,689 Sure. 298 00:16:55,705 --> 00:16:58,470 Look, I'm not gay. 299 00:16:58,791 --> 00:17:00,073 Right? 300 00:17:00,696 --> 00:17:01,966 I'm a virgin. 301 00:17:03,875 --> 00:17:05,698 I just wanted to know how a lad like you 302 00:17:05,746 --> 00:17:07,666 gets all these girls. 303 00:17:08,431 --> 00:17:09,613 Swear down?! 304 00:17:14,582 --> 00:17:15,985 Well you, my friend, 305 00:17:16,878 --> 00:17:18,540 have come to the right man. 306 00:17:23,536 --> 00:17:25,391 One hour, one bloody hour. 307 00:17:25,434 --> 00:17:27,343 I cook it quicker wi' bloody hairdryer. 308 00:17:27,364 --> 00:17:29,279 I'll try and get someone to have a look at it today, love. 309 00:17:29,317 --> 00:17:30,608 Today's no good. 310 00:17:30,619 --> 00:17:32,910 What do I bloody cook for bloody kids to eat? Huh? 311 00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:35,315 Oh, but you painted up this place lovely, eh? 312 00:17:35,358 --> 00:17:38,337 Very nice! But nobody cares about bloody kitchen, do they? 313 00:17:38,687 --> 00:17:40,461 Husband back, is he? 314 00:17:40,794 --> 00:17:42,386 Knock yourself out, kid. 315 00:17:42,506 --> 00:17:44,349 He's doing my bloody head in, Lorraine. 316 00:17:44,398 --> 00:17:47,168 When he's not here, everything good and right 317 00:17:47,205 --> 00:17:50,331 - and then he come back again and... - Oh, take two. 318 00:17:50,384 --> 00:17:52,450 He think he can bloody rule my house. 319 00:17:52,509 --> 00:17:55,822 You're a strong woman, Kaneez. Stay firm. 320 00:17:56,198 --> 00:17:58,865 More firm than he bloody stays. 321 00:18:01,145 --> 00:18:03,334 No bloody joke to me, I tell you. 322 00:18:05,549 --> 00:18:07,990 So, what's up? 323 00:18:12,621 --> 00:18:13,712 My... 324 00:18:14,487 --> 00:18:16,595 my dad wants me to get married... 325 00:18:17,682 --> 00:18:19,575 ... to someone I've never met... 326 00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:23,043 ... and I didn't know who else to talk to about it. 327 00:18:24,092 --> 00:18:26,770 OK, erm... 328 00:18:26,963 --> 00:18:29,071 He's already got me some lad in Pakistan. 329 00:18:29,098 --> 00:18:31,083 - Is he forcing you? - No! No! No! 330 00:18:31,492 --> 00:18:34,251 And my mum's dead against it but... 331 00:18:36,117 --> 00:18:37,865 I heard them rowing about it last night. 332 00:18:37,887 --> 00:18:39,974 Then, me dad walked out but he hasn't been back since. 333 00:18:40,006 --> 00:18:43,874 - Well that's not your fault. - I know, but I feel bad. 334 00:18:44,417 --> 00:18:46,563 My mum can be really harsh with him sometimes. 335 00:18:46,590 --> 00:18:48,387 Sounds like she's sticking up for you. 336 00:18:48,747 --> 00:18:51,194 Erm, I mean it's not what you want, is it? 337 00:18:53,001 --> 00:18:54,695 Course it's not what I want. 338 00:18:57,449 --> 00:18:58,702 Erm... 339 00:18:59,191 --> 00:19:00,724 Can you talk to them? 340 00:19:01,725 --> 00:19:04,435 About how you feel? 341 00:19:06,070 --> 00:19:08,351 - They wouldn't understand. - They might surprise you. 342 00:19:08,367 --> 00:19:09,555 No, they won't. 343 00:19:11,841 --> 00:19:13,431 Did you tell your parents? 344 00:19:13,551 --> 00:19:15,256 In a roundabout way. 345 00:19:16,090 --> 00:19:17,831 My dad's a taxi driver. 346 00:19:17,951 --> 00:19:19,280 He caught me kissing my girlfriend 347 00:19:19,297 --> 00:19:20,883 outside King Tut's when I was 17. 348 00:19:23,111 --> 00:19:24,653 And then what did he do? 349 00:19:25,529 --> 00:19:27,477 Stopped talking to me for a couple of months. 350 00:19:27,853 --> 00:19:29,811 Left the room every time I walked in. 351 00:19:30,559 --> 00:19:32,286 I don't think I could cope with that. 352 00:19:32,406 --> 00:19:34,345 He got over it eventually. 353 00:19:35,431 --> 00:19:36,679 Yeah. 354 00:19:37,458 --> 00:19:38,840 Well... 355 00:19:39,835 --> 00:19:41,577 My dad would disown me. 356 00:19:45,256 --> 00:19:46,449 So, erm, 357 00:19:46,616 --> 00:19:49,746 so have you had a lot of girlfriends or... ? 358 00:19:51,278 --> 00:19:55,338 I mean no-one's serious enough to really test his mettle... yet. 359 00:19:58,340 --> 00:19:59,738 Yet? 360 00:20:00,591 --> 00:20:01,868 Nas. 361 00:20:02,718 --> 00:20:04,697 You know we can't do this, right? 362 00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:07,204 What? But... 363 00:20:07,908 --> 00:20:09,689 You said about the gig and... and... 364 00:20:09,716 --> 00:20:12,529 - we have kissed. - Please don't mention that to anyone. 365 00:20:14,739 --> 00:20:17,143 - I thought you liked me. - I do. 366 00:20:18,149 --> 00:20:21,461 But there's no way anything can ever happen between us. 367 00:20:31,454 --> 00:20:33,696 Slugs mating. 368 00:20:33,702 --> 00:20:36,311 Uh, the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. 369 00:20:36,332 --> 00:20:38,079 I can send you the link, if you like. 370 00:20:41,274 --> 00:20:42,860 I know what you need. 371 00:20:43,054 --> 00:20:46,163 - Don't say chocolate. - A rebound date. 372 00:20:46,367 --> 00:20:50,013 - Need to get you a new girlfriend. - As if my life isn't complicated enough? 373 00:20:50,031 --> 00:20:51,998 It'll help you get over Lila! 374 00:20:52,289 --> 00:20:55,494 Missy. My dad wants me to have an arranged marriage. 375 00:20:55,614 --> 00:20:57,991 - Yeah, but you're not going to... - I just... 376 00:20:58,022 --> 00:20:59,894 I hate my dad not being there 377 00:21:00,544 --> 00:21:02,088 and Mum's trying to act like it's all normal 378 00:21:02,111 --> 00:21:04,110 saying "he's in Bradford on business". 379 00:21:04,395 --> 00:21:06,563 And then it's the thought of him being on his own. 380 00:21:06,789 --> 00:21:08,779 I don't want to upset him any more. 381 00:21:08,899 --> 00:21:10,178 So what you saying? 382 00:21:10,409 --> 00:21:13,862 I can't date girls, Missy. Not Lila, not anyone. 383 00:21:13,871 --> 00:21:16,175 How are you ever going to be happy if you can't be yourself? 384 00:21:16,998 --> 00:21:18,611 You don't get it, do you? 385 00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:22,109 Girls like me can't be themselves. Ever! 386 00:21:30,117 --> 00:21:32,570 Go! Come on. 387 00:21:34,471 --> 00:21:38,788 Cory and Riz, each of you pick a team and we'll get a game going. 388 00:21:39,272 --> 00:21:43,831 ALL SHOUT AT ONCE 389 00:21:45,853 --> 00:21:48,240 Come on. Get back in your line... Get back. 390 00:21:48,360 --> 00:21:51,103 I'll just wait till you lot have finished, then, shall I? 391 00:21:51,111 --> 00:21:53,074 - Not playing with no racists. - Zain, shut up. 392 00:21:53,111 --> 00:21:55,030 - Who do you think you are? - Thank you. 393 00:21:55,938 --> 00:21:58,983 Right, the object of the game 394 00:21:59,010 --> 00:22:02,950 is to get the ball over the opponents' try line. 395 00:22:03,131 --> 00:22:05,242 You've got six chances. 396 00:22:05,451 --> 00:22:07,091 If you don't manage to do it, 397 00:22:07,145 --> 00:22:09,060 it goes to the other team. 398 00:22:09,180 --> 00:22:12,885 Now, you can only pass the ball backwards. 399 00:22:12,912 --> 00:22:14,760 - Backwards? - Backwards, 400 00:22:15,110 --> 00:22:17,551 otherwise it would be American football, wouldn't it? 401 00:22:17,671 --> 00:22:21,685 Football is a gentleman's game played by thugs. 402 00:22:21,805 --> 00:22:26,075 Rugby is a thug's game played by gentlemen. 403 00:22:27,447 --> 00:22:30,667 Behave like gentlemen... 404 00:22:31,487 --> 00:22:32,791 ... gentlemen. 405 00:22:32,966 --> 00:22:36,838 By that, sir means, no punching... 406 00:22:37,638 --> 00:22:41,013 ... no stamping, no pulling of hair, no gouging. 407 00:22:41,031 --> 00:22:43,750 - No biting. - No biting. 408 00:22:43,783 --> 00:22:46,593 But everything else is fair game. 409 00:22:46,634 --> 00:22:48,421 Go. 410 00:22:50,551 --> 00:22:54,551 INDISTINCT SHOUTING 411 00:23:13,626 --> 00:23:15,918 All right. All right. Right. Right. 412 00:23:15,932 --> 00:23:17,590 We're going to mix these teams up, now. 413 00:23:17,591 --> 00:23:19,186 Riz, take half of Cory's. 414 00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:22,551 Cory, take half of Riz's. Mo, take your bib off. 415 00:23:22,557 --> 00:23:24,621 Zain, bib off. 416 00:23:25,945 --> 00:23:29,683 - Stay with me. - Pass, pass... 417 00:23:31,363 --> 00:23:34,066 To Jordan! Pass to Jordan now! 418 00:23:34,086 --> 00:23:37,051 Jordan, run! 419 00:23:41,166 --> 00:23:42,921 Yes! 420 00:23:49,139 --> 00:23:52,359 Let's have him up lads let's have him up, one, two, three... 421 00:23:52,386 --> 00:23:54,779 Whey! Three cheers for Jordan. 422 00:23:54,791 --> 00:23:56,413 - Hip hip. - Hooray! 423 00:23:56,466 --> 00:23:57,845 - Hip hip. - Hooray! 424 00:23:57,865 --> 00:23:59,834 - Hip hip. - Hooray! 425 00:24:00,144 --> 00:24:01,906 That was great. 426 00:24:02,134 --> 00:24:04,077 You got them all playing together. 427 00:24:04,353 --> 00:24:06,894 - Yeah, it was all right, wasn't it? - Yeah, more than. 428 00:24:07,231 --> 00:24:09,603 - Good work, Steve. - Yeah, well, there's a, 429 00:24:09,629 --> 00:24:11,976 there's a way to go yet, but we'll get there. 430 00:24:12,332 --> 00:24:14,732 - Well, look sharp. I've got us a game. - What? 431 00:24:16,353 --> 00:24:18,030 They, they're not ready. 432 00:24:18,031 --> 00:24:19,306 Well, they're going to have to be... 433 00:24:19,426 --> 00:24:20,877 Gary Williams from the grammar school 434 00:24:20,915 --> 00:24:23,111 was bad mouthing our lads, so I was going to chin him, 435 00:24:23,136 --> 00:24:24,421 but the mayor was there so 436 00:24:24,711 --> 00:24:26,502 I challenged him to a game instead. 437 00:24:27,093 --> 00:24:28,448 Get us ready for a winner, 438 00:24:28,502 --> 00:24:30,444 school's reputation's on the line. 439 00:24:36,714 --> 00:24:38,317 Listen, do you, erm... 440 00:24:38,682 --> 00:24:41,016 Do you fancy tea somewhere nice tomorrow night? 441 00:24:41,312 --> 00:24:42,408 My treat. 442 00:24:42,602 --> 00:24:45,356 I can't, I can't, I've got too much paperwork to do. 443 00:24:46,367 --> 00:24:49,454 But there is talk of staff karaoke, so... 444 00:24:49,574 --> 00:24:50,965 What, you're going to miss that? 445 00:24:51,085 --> 00:24:52,546 And deprive them of your Copacabana? 446 00:24:52,563 --> 00:24:54,762 Yeah, well, I think they'll live. 447 00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:57,307 But you should go. You should. 448 00:24:57,339 --> 00:24:58,839 You deserve a big night out. 449 00:24:59,270 --> 00:25:01,023 Why don't you just come with me, Mand? 450 00:25:01,921 --> 00:25:05,395 Come on, it's been ages since we went out and had a laugh. 451 00:25:06,283 --> 00:25:07,434 Yeah, I know. 452 00:25:07,697 --> 00:25:10,811 I will. I will. Soon, I promise. 453 00:25:20,751 --> 00:25:22,386 Come on, lads, hurry up. 454 00:25:22,506 --> 00:25:23,692 Come on. 455 00:25:24,531 --> 00:25:27,052 Hey look, your boyfriend's coming over. 456 00:25:27,665 --> 00:25:29,569 Oh, my God, he's looking! 457 00:25:30,437 --> 00:25:31,654 Oi. 458 00:25:31,876 --> 00:25:33,469 Yeah, you. 459 00:25:34,202 --> 00:25:36,428 What's this about you wanting to ask me out? 460 00:25:36,548 --> 00:25:37,980 Who told you? 461 00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:41,111 - Is it true? - So what if it is? 462 00:25:41,127 --> 00:25:43,151 Well, why don't you ask me and see what I say? 463 00:25:43,271 --> 00:25:44,496 All right, 464 00:25:45,545 --> 00:25:47,534 do you want to go out some time? 465 00:25:48,906 --> 00:25:50,324 No. 466 00:25:50,573 --> 00:25:52,927 What? Do you think you can just 467 00:25:52,974 --> 00:25:55,837 see a girl you like and pick her out like a pair of trainers? 468 00:25:56,859 --> 00:25:58,510 You don't even know me. 469 00:25:58,511 --> 00:26:00,348 You didn't even ask me, you asked my brother. 470 00:26:00,993 --> 00:26:03,138 How about you ask me when you grow up? 471 00:26:04,979 --> 00:26:08,280 Good on you, girl. He ain't even that buff, anyway. 472 00:26:08,509 --> 00:26:12,441 Oh, my God, Alya! You've just turned down Cory Wilson. 473 00:26:12,561 --> 00:26:14,126 Yeah, well, he would have to try a lot harder 474 00:26:14,143 --> 00:26:15,520 if he was really interested. 475 00:26:15,675 --> 00:26:17,271 Yeah, thanks for dropping me in it there, mate. 476 00:26:17,426 --> 00:26:18,711 I never said nothing! 477 00:26:18,743 --> 00:26:19,969 Yeah, then who did? 478 00:26:20,180 --> 00:26:22,434 You gotta admit, though. You got burnt, didn't yer? 479 00:26:22,770 --> 00:26:24,616 What was that, you thought you could get any girl? 480 00:26:24,624 --> 00:26:26,315 - Yeah, you just wait and see, mate. - Yeah. 481 00:26:26,332 --> 00:26:28,058 - Yeah. - You just wait and see. 482 00:26:31,129 --> 00:26:33,607 Oi. Watch and learn, loser. 483 00:26:35,088 --> 00:26:36,370 You all right, London. 484 00:26:37,409 --> 00:26:38,706 You enjoy the game? 485 00:26:39,313 --> 00:26:40,419 Um... 486 00:26:40,457 --> 00:26:43,056 - I didn't see it. I was in detention. - Oh what's the matter, 487 00:26:43,090 --> 00:26:44,849 don't you like watching lads getting sweaty? 488 00:26:45,659 --> 00:26:47,048 No, I'm only kidding. 489 00:26:47,483 --> 00:26:49,745 What you doing tomorrow night, after school? 490 00:26:51,588 --> 00:26:52,865 Not much. 491 00:26:53,249 --> 00:26:54,345 You want to go out? 492 00:26:57,124 --> 00:26:58,617 Yeah. OK. Sweet. 493 00:26:58,634 --> 00:26:59,615 All right. 494 00:27:00,006 --> 00:27:00,897 Cool. 495 00:27:03,823 --> 00:27:05,978 Go on, man. Just do it! 496 00:27:07,249 --> 00:27:08,296 Hayley, 497 00:27:09,958 --> 00:27:11,545 fancy going out as well? 498 00:27:12,481 --> 00:27:14,466 - Me? - Go on. 499 00:27:15,380 --> 00:27:16,536 Yeah. 500 00:27:17,381 --> 00:27:18,768 Yeah, all right. 501 00:27:26,569 --> 00:27:27,799 Well done, mate. 502 00:27:30,489 --> 00:27:32,059 Well played today, Jordan. 503 00:27:32,809 --> 00:27:35,779 - Thanks, sir. Not too bad yourself. - Come here. 504 00:27:40,088 --> 00:27:42,219 Listen, I've had a look into access for you 505 00:27:42,232 --> 00:27:44,764 and the first thing you're going to need is a DNA test 506 00:27:44,770 --> 00:27:46,066 to prove you're Jamie's dad. 507 00:27:47,179 --> 00:27:48,637 How am I going to get one of those? 508 00:27:48,803 --> 00:27:50,137 Don't know. 509 00:27:50,433 --> 00:27:52,284 Well, can your dad not stump up for it? 510 00:27:53,649 --> 00:27:55,457 All right, I'll pay for it, 511 00:27:55,577 --> 00:27:57,108 but, listen, I want the money back? 512 00:27:57,479 --> 00:27:59,368 All right, thanks, Steve. 513 00:27:59,369 --> 00:28:00,481 Mr Bell. 514 00:28:00,895 --> 00:28:02,654 Don't go pushing your luck. 515 00:28:10,204 --> 00:28:11,657 There you are. 516 00:28:14,969 --> 00:28:17,048 Did you not fancy your chances at rugby? 517 00:28:17,049 --> 00:28:19,089 No, I pulled my adductor. 518 00:28:19,209 --> 00:28:20,886 Oh, lucky you. Is she fit? 519 00:28:22,999 --> 00:28:24,747 Oh, come on, Sami, 520 00:28:24,795 --> 00:28:26,295 where's your sense of humour? 521 00:28:28,140 --> 00:28:30,872 Cory Wilson... pack it in! 522 00:28:31,372 --> 00:28:32,539 Sorry, miss. 523 00:28:35,868 --> 00:28:37,702 Look, can we, er, talk at some point? 524 00:28:37,729 --> 00:28:40,208 Do you want to grab a bite. Tomorrow? 525 00:28:40,209 --> 00:28:43,058 I'll tell you what, we'll do Crunchies, for old time's sake. 526 00:28:43,529 --> 00:28:44,889 Crunchies it is. 527 00:28:48,715 --> 00:28:52,797 _ 528 00:28:53,308 --> 00:28:54,787 - Hey. - Hey. 529 00:28:54,809 --> 00:28:57,409 - You're looking pleased with yourself. - Got myself a hot date. 530 00:28:57,444 --> 00:28:58,831 Watch this space. 531 00:29:00,009 --> 00:29:01,224 - Ready? - Yes. 532 00:29:01,344 --> 00:29:03,122 _ 533 00:29:03,169 --> 00:29:05,010 - Come on, then, babe. - Yep. 534 00:29:12,529 --> 00:29:15,481 - Where they taking yer? - Didn't say. 535 00:29:16,729 --> 00:29:18,768 Make sure it's somewhere decent. 536 00:29:18,769 --> 00:29:20,251 Greggs. 537 00:29:20,809 --> 00:29:23,808 And not the rec with a can of cider so they can cop a feel. 538 00:29:23,809 --> 00:29:26,449 - Watch that Cory. - I'm going with Riz. 539 00:29:26,569 --> 00:29:29,555 He's nice. And he's loaded. 540 00:29:29,809 --> 00:29:31,750 Yeah, well, they're all the same. 541 00:29:32,529 --> 00:29:34,529 Apart from Nas's fianc?. 542 00:29:34,649 --> 00:29:36,822 He's a prince in loafers. 543 00:29:37,129 --> 00:29:38,909 You getting married, love? 544 00:29:38,958 --> 00:29:40,727 Oh, congratulations. 545 00:29:41,469 --> 00:29:44,129 No, Nana, I'm not getting married. 546 00:29:44,249 --> 00:29:47,041 It's just Missy being a bit of a div, that's all. 547 00:29:47,100 --> 00:29:48,433 Oh! 548 00:29:48,471 --> 00:29:51,611 - What are you like? - Oh! Sorry, Hayley. 549 00:29:51,878 --> 00:29:53,371 It's all right, I'll go get another. 550 00:29:53,409 --> 00:29:56,490 'Spose you can ruin as many tops as you want when you marry moneybags. 551 00:29:56,491 --> 00:29:58,449 Please! Stop going on about that! 552 00:29:58,569 --> 00:30:00,251 I'm not the one making you do it. 553 00:30:00,290 --> 00:30:01,729 No one's making me do anything. 554 00:30:02,630 --> 00:30:04,136 Your dad's chilled, is he? 555 00:30:04,169 --> 00:30:05,711 Letting you do what you want, 556 00:30:06,145 --> 00:30:08,021 he's all right with you fancying girls? 557 00:30:08,606 --> 00:30:10,473 I kissed a girl once. 558 00:30:10,729 --> 00:30:13,244 Sharon Saunders. 559 00:30:13,409 --> 00:30:15,477 Oh, her breath was so sweet 560 00:30:15,489 --> 00:30:16,982 and to this day 561 00:30:17,305 --> 00:30:21,819 I still can't suck on a Murray Mint without thinking of her. Ooh! 562 00:30:30,264 --> 00:30:32,695 - Don't do anything you don't want to do. - Yeah. Yeah. 563 00:30:36,671 --> 00:30:38,069 We're going out. 564 00:30:42,369 --> 00:30:44,605 - This place. - A gay club. 565 00:30:44,854 --> 00:30:47,221 That's not really my thing, is it, Missy? 566 00:30:47,506 --> 00:30:49,614 More your thing than marrying some fella. 567 00:30:49,689 --> 00:30:53,255 - I'm not marrying him! - So why haven't you told your dad that? 568 00:30:53,489 --> 00:30:56,536 Cos if you tell him, you'd have to admit the truth, in't that right? 569 00:30:56,849 --> 00:30:58,719 No, it's... Oh... 570 00:30:59,741 --> 00:31:01,860 It's me dad's business, it's gone bust. 571 00:31:01,889 --> 00:31:04,928 - So at least if I marry this guy... - Stop making excuses! 572 00:31:04,929 --> 00:31:07,673 I know you, Nas. Better than you know yourself. 573 00:31:07,964 --> 00:31:09,572 It's not about your dad's business, 574 00:31:09,578 --> 00:31:12,471 it's about you not facing up to who you are. 575 00:31:13,089 --> 00:31:14,768 Remember in primary school? 576 00:31:14,769 --> 00:31:16,021 The Christmas Show? 577 00:31:16,064 --> 00:31:18,558 We worked out that dance routine to Girls Aloud 578 00:31:18,559 --> 00:31:23,438 only you chickened out at the last minute and I had to do it... 579 00:31:24,009 --> 00:31:25,486 ... on my own. 580 00:31:25,965 --> 00:31:27,864 I know, and you won. 581 00:31:27,896 --> 00:31:31,285 You couldn't speak to me for a whole week, you were so gutted. 582 00:31:31,769 --> 00:31:33,533 Don't make the same mistake again. 583 00:31:33,729 --> 00:31:37,328 - Don't be a coward, Nas. - I'm not like you, Missy! 584 00:31:37,329 --> 00:31:39,487 I didn't want to do that stupid dance routine. 585 00:31:39,503 --> 00:31:41,528 And I don't want to go to a gay club! 586 00:31:41,529 --> 00:31:45,096 There's a train to Leeds at 7.30. 587 00:31:45,329 --> 00:31:47,753 I'll be at top of the ginnel at seven. 588 00:31:48,129 --> 00:31:51,308 Be there, I'll give you bloody tuppa! 589 00:31:57,301 --> 00:31:58,562 He didn't even ID us. 590 00:32:00,859 --> 00:32:02,769 Hello, fitties. 591 00:32:02,889 --> 00:32:04,365 Follow my lead, bro. 592 00:32:05,049 --> 00:32:06,425 All right, London? 593 00:32:06,452 --> 00:32:08,856 Looking good. Nice jacket. 594 00:32:10,340 --> 00:32:11,598 Nice, er... 595 00:32:12,755 --> 00:32:14,733 - Your face looks nice. - Shut up! 596 00:32:14,776 --> 00:32:16,099 What we doing, then, guys? 597 00:32:16,129 --> 00:32:18,848 Well, thought we could start with some cider down the rec, 598 00:32:18,859 --> 00:32:21,354 - take it from there? - What goes on at the rec, then? 599 00:32:21,569 --> 00:32:25,011 Oh, you know. What happens at the rec, stays at the rec. 600 00:32:29,889 --> 00:32:32,545 No, don't think about it. Cos I'm not going. 601 00:32:34,649 --> 00:32:35,858 Give us a sec. 602 00:32:38,249 --> 00:32:40,649 - What's wrong with you? - They only want to go for one reason. 603 00:32:40,650 --> 00:32:42,924 - Yeah, and? - And is that all you're up for? 604 00:32:43,169 --> 00:32:44,516 What's wrong with that? 605 00:32:45,169 --> 00:32:46,560 He's hot. 606 00:32:47,129 --> 00:32:50,261 Up to you. But I think I'm worth more than a can of cider. 607 00:32:50,889 --> 00:32:52,546 You're such a baby. 608 00:32:52,821 --> 00:32:53,940 Everything all right? 609 00:32:54,623 --> 00:32:56,785 It's past Hayley's bedtime. 610 00:32:57,209 --> 00:32:59,993 - Do you need someone to take you home? - Whatever. 611 00:33:00,113 --> 00:33:02,248 - It's all right, Hayley. I'll take you home. - No! 612 00:33:02,419 --> 00:33:03,791 Not you, either. 613 00:33:08,175 --> 00:33:09,761 I don't think so. 614 00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:15,484 Stupid slag! 615 00:33:15,500 --> 00:33:17,323 - Wuss puss! - Oh! 616 00:33:19,249 --> 00:33:20,583 Nice one. 617 00:33:20,593 --> 00:33:23,234 - I didn't do anything. - Give us those. 618 00:33:23,649 --> 00:33:25,600 Where have you been hiding? 619 00:33:25,969 --> 00:33:27,316 Kaneez, come on... 620 00:33:27,574 --> 00:33:28,725 You been at your brother's? 621 00:33:28,773 --> 00:33:31,225 Tell 'im I'm a bad wife cos I don't won't to sell my daughter? 622 00:33:31,246 --> 00:33:34,249 I'm not going to force Nas into doing something she doesn't want. 623 00:33:34,312 --> 00:33:35,947 But this could be good for her. 624 00:33:36,129 --> 00:33:37,469 You happy with this? 625 00:33:37,834 --> 00:33:39,480 A damp house in Ackley Bridge, 626 00:33:39,529 --> 00:33:41,528 struggling to make ends meet every month? 627 00:33:41,529 --> 00:33:43,837 We wouldn't have to struggle if you could provide! 628 00:33:43,864 --> 00:33:45,665 They're loaded, Kaneez, 629 00:33:45,785 --> 00:33:48,284 she'll be set up for life. Big house, 630 00:33:48,306 --> 00:33:49,989 sunshine all year round. 631 00:33:50,005 --> 00:33:52,296 Won't do us any harm, but I'm thinking of her. 632 00:33:52,339 --> 00:33:54,323 Oh, you've got it all worked out, haven't you? 633 00:33:54,443 --> 00:33:56,088 Just stop it! 634 00:33:56,089 --> 00:33:58,173 I don't want the two of you fighting over me. 635 00:33:58,174 --> 00:33:59,328 That's the last thing I want. 636 00:33:59,329 --> 00:34:02,046 Tell her what you do want. Let her hear it from her uba. 637 00:34:02,049 --> 00:34:04,627 No, I know what this is about. I heard you fighting the other day. 638 00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:06,426 That's why she's not eaten all week. 639 00:34:06,444 --> 00:34:07,604 You happy now? 640 00:34:08,164 --> 00:34:09,786 I didn't mean to upset you, sweetheart. 641 00:34:09,816 --> 00:34:11,812 He thought it would be a nice surprise! 642 00:34:11,834 --> 00:34:13,783 - Mum, please. - All I'm asking 643 00:34:14,019 --> 00:34:16,825 is that you come to Pakistan and you meet this guy. 644 00:34:16,829 --> 00:34:19,088 - Say no. - We could all go. 645 00:34:19,329 --> 00:34:21,441 Family holiday, we're due a visit, 646 00:34:21,605 --> 00:34:23,339 not been back since you were three. 647 00:34:23,529 --> 00:34:25,969 You'd only speak Punjabi, do you remember? 648 00:34:26,089 --> 00:34:27,706 Refused to wear your jeans, 649 00:34:27,740 --> 00:34:30,429 said you wanted to be a proper Pakistani girl. 650 00:34:32,089 --> 00:34:33,325 I'd never hurt you... 651 00:34:35,950 --> 00:34:38,501 ... never make you do anything you didn't want. 652 00:34:41,449 --> 00:34:42,609 Please, Nas. 653 00:34:49,075 --> 00:34:50,336 Let me think about it. 654 00:35:05,912 --> 00:35:07,452 _ 655 00:35:07,736 --> 00:35:08,777 Oi, look. 656 00:35:08,958 --> 00:35:09,918 Oi! 657 00:35:10,107 --> 00:35:11,569 SHE SQUEALS 658 00:35:11,612 --> 00:35:12,869 Is that what you're wearing? 659 00:35:12,989 --> 00:35:15,304 No, I told them I was baby-sitting. 660 00:35:15,355 --> 00:35:17,256 So I'll just get ready at the station. 661 00:35:17,338 --> 00:35:19,132 Come on, we're going to be late! 662 00:35:19,631 --> 00:35:21,107 I thought you weren't coming! 663 00:35:21,296 --> 00:35:23,190 I just needed to get out. 664 00:35:24,501 --> 00:35:26,029 - How much? - Ta. 665 00:35:27,423 --> 00:35:28,825 - Thanks. - Hang on is that... ? 666 00:35:29,118 --> 00:35:30,241 Mo. 667 00:35:30,749 --> 00:35:32,220 CAR ENGINE STARTS 668 00:35:33,562 --> 00:35:34,681 Empty your pockets. 669 00:35:34,918 --> 00:35:36,140 You're not in school now, Sir. 670 00:35:36,183 --> 00:35:37,474 Empty your pockets. 671 00:35:37,551 --> 00:35:40,210 You ain't the feds, Sir. Trying to impress your goree girlfriend? 672 00:35:40,279 --> 00:35:42,211 You can wipe that smile off your face. 673 00:35:42,267 --> 00:35:43,657 What you playing at, Mo? 674 00:35:44,002 --> 00:35:46,412 - You shouldn't be round here, Miss. - Excuse me? 675 00:35:46,444 --> 00:35:48,849 Do you think I'm stupid? I know who was in that car. 676 00:35:48,850 --> 00:35:50,388 If you want to get involved with people like that, 677 00:35:50,405 --> 00:35:51,416 it ain't going to end well for you. 678 00:35:51,450 --> 00:35:54,140 Don't be fronting on me like you're some hard man. 679 00:35:54,260 --> 00:35:56,089 My dad's already told me about you. 680 00:36:08,464 --> 00:36:09,729 You all right, love? 681 00:36:09,806 --> 00:36:11,204 Stupid cow! 682 00:36:11,359 --> 00:36:14,495 Hey! Don't you get fresh with me, young lady. 683 00:36:14,538 --> 00:36:16,260 Not you, Nana! Chloe. 684 00:36:16,277 --> 00:36:18,303 She only wanted me to go down there so she could get with Cory 685 00:36:18,304 --> 00:36:20,033 and then she tried to make me look bad 686 00:36:20,076 --> 00:36:21,767 cos I wouldn't go down rec with them. 687 00:36:21,788 --> 00:36:24,129 Well, that's southerners for you: selfish. 688 00:36:24,249 --> 00:36:25,410 I thought we were friends. 689 00:36:25,419 --> 00:36:27,945 She can forget it. Me and her... 690 00:36:28,956 --> 00:36:31,086 - ... unfriended. - Never mind. 691 00:36:31,683 --> 00:36:34,445 - Have a custard cream. - Thanks, Nana. 692 00:36:35,725 --> 00:36:37,300 You want to go easy on that. 693 00:36:37,935 --> 00:36:40,108 - You having some? - No, thanks. 694 00:36:40,743 --> 00:36:42,674 - Still a wuss? - Yup. 695 00:36:42,850 --> 00:36:44,550 SHE LAUGHS 696 00:36:44,803 --> 00:36:47,810 Look, erm... I haven't been honest with you. 697 00:36:49,150 --> 00:36:51,511 I mean, I haven't even told you why I went inside. 698 00:36:52,436 --> 00:36:54,168 I used to deal drugs. 699 00:36:54,652 --> 00:36:58,227 Making money. I didn't care, wasted half the time. 700 00:36:58,587 --> 00:37:00,894 Racing around in stupid cars. 701 00:37:01,717 --> 00:37:03,728 And one night I went through a... 702 00:37:04,282 --> 00:37:05,960 red light and... 703 00:37:07,616 --> 00:37:10,752 ... I hit a woman and a six-year-old. 704 00:37:12,064 --> 00:37:13,924 I was lucky that they survived. 705 00:37:16,586 --> 00:37:17,985 I went to... 706 00:37:18,572 --> 00:37:20,949 went to prison and had a breakdown. 707 00:37:21,798 --> 00:37:23,449 That's what Mo was on about. 708 00:37:23,981 --> 00:37:25,918 I was on the same wing as his dad. 709 00:37:28,381 --> 00:37:29,908 And I met someone. 710 00:37:30,903 --> 00:37:32,210 Inside. 711 00:37:32,818 --> 00:37:35,921 She was a social worker, she used to 712 00:37:36,147 --> 00:37:37,852 come in and give us talks. 713 00:37:38,804 --> 00:37:41,133 You know, then I met her again. 714 00:37:41,590 --> 00:37:42,940 When I got out. 715 00:37:44,065 --> 00:37:46,318 You know, she's great. 716 00:37:49,029 --> 00:37:51,024 You know, I mean, the funny thing is I think you'd 717 00:37:51,228 --> 00:37:53,256 actually really like her. 718 00:37:55,912 --> 00:37:58,509 - I mean, you'll meet her. - I can't wait. 719 00:38:01,782 --> 00:38:04,545 - And we're engaged. - Oh. 720 00:38:05,836 --> 00:38:08,606 - We're getting married. - Yeah, I know what engaged means. 721 00:38:13,124 --> 00:38:15,231 Why didn't you tell me? You've had weeks. 722 00:38:15,259 --> 00:38:16,963 I know. I'm sorry. 723 00:38:18,313 --> 00:38:19,760 It's just... 724 00:38:21,519 --> 00:38:23,714 I was enjoying being around you. 725 00:38:27,510 --> 00:38:29,995 Well, that's... that's brilliant, Samir. 726 00:38:30,307 --> 00:38:31,904 I'm really happy for you. 727 00:38:32,673 --> 00:38:34,658 - When's the wedding? - Er. 728 00:38:34,778 --> 00:38:36,579 We haven't set a date. 729 00:38:36,594 --> 00:38:38,003 Well, you better hurry up. 730 00:38:38,299 --> 00:38:41,144 Before she comes to her senses! SHE CHUCKLES 731 00:38:42,579 --> 00:38:43,972 You not tucking in? 732 00:38:49,071 --> 00:38:50,787 Are you sure you don't want anything to eat? 733 00:38:51,062 --> 00:38:53,385 - No, I... - They've got, er, 734 00:38:53,505 --> 00:38:56,370 breaded mushrooms and chilli-beef nachos. 735 00:38:56,585 --> 00:38:58,586 Look Sadiq, I... 736 00:39:01,431 --> 00:39:03,620 You and me. It was a one-off. 737 00:39:03,659 --> 00:39:05,990 - It was a mistake and I... - Look, 738 00:39:06,361 --> 00:39:08,529 before you go any further. 739 00:39:09,475 --> 00:39:12,369 You know I've tremendous respect for you, Mandy. 740 00:39:12,428 --> 00:39:14,338 I like you. I like you a lot. 741 00:39:14,339 --> 00:39:16,898 - And I like you a lot, too, but... - But this, us, 742 00:39:17,018 --> 00:39:18,764 it should never have happened. 743 00:39:19,554 --> 00:39:20,899 It's too risky. 744 00:39:21,190 --> 00:39:23,975 Working with Steve and my kids being at the school. 745 00:39:25,352 --> 00:39:27,245 I hope you're not too upset. 746 00:39:27,713 --> 00:39:29,940 It were never meant to be anything serious. 747 00:39:33,989 --> 00:39:35,543 Sorry, it's just... Yeah. 748 00:39:35,586 --> 00:39:38,986 That's exactly what I was about to say, so. 749 00:39:39,244 --> 00:39:40,788 Course you were. 750 00:39:47,179 --> 00:39:48,258 I can't fool myself 751 00:39:48,259 --> 00:39:51,458 I don't want nobody else to ever love you 752 00:39:51,459 --> 00:39:55,970 You are my shinin' star My guiding light, my love fantasy 753 00:39:56,019 --> 00:40:00,225 There's not a minute, hour, day or night that I don't love you 754 00:40:00,259 --> 00:40:04,716 You're at the top of my list cos I'm always thinkin' of you 755 00:40:04,739 --> 00:40:09,072 You must have known that I had feelings deep enough to swim in... 756 00:40:09,192 --> 00:40:10,927 We should do a duet. 757 00:40:11,379 --> 00:40:14,321 - Don't Go Breaking My Heart. - I told you, I can't sing. 758 00:40:14,379 --> 00:40:16,058 Can't sing or won't sing? 759 00:40:16,059 --> 00:40:17,756 Trust me. Can't. 760 00:40:23,195 --> 00:40:27,059 MUSIC: Your Disco Needs You by Kylie Minogue 761 00:40:38,782 --> 00:40:40,804 I'm still not sure about this, Missy. 762 00:40:40,864 --> 00:40:42,714 We're not in Ackley Bridge now, Nas, 763 00:40:42,744 --> 00:40:44,430 we can be whatever we want! 764 00:40:52,500 --> 00:40:56,379 - Hey! Amazing dress. - This is going to be great! 765 00:40:56,499 --> 00:40:59,577 SHE SQUEALS 766 00:41:00,505 --> 00:41:02,939 - Hi. - Hi. Oh, don't look so scared, girls. 767 00:41:02,964 --> 00:41:05,888 We're very friendly here. Come on then. Get yourselves in. 768 00:41:17,956 --> 00:41:21,301 Oh, what fun we had But did it really turn out bad? 769 00:41:21,302 --> 00:41:22,737 Glasgow's nice. 770 00:41:22,857 --> 00:41:25,761 - I like it. - Yeah, you said. 771 00:41:26,019 --> 00:41:28,675 Bet you left a trail of broken hearts up there. 772 00:41:28,859 --> 00:41:31,098 You must be seeing someone, pretty girl like you. 773 00:41:31,099 --> 00:41:33,056 - Nope. - What is it, secret lover? 774 00:41:33,079 --> 00:41:34,498 - Husband? - No. 775 00:41:34,499 --> 00:41:36,094 Erm, listen. I'm going to go. 776 00:41:36,127 --> 00:41:37,540 Lots to do tomorrow. 777 00:41:37,559 --> 00:41:39,253 - Right. - See ya. 778 00:41:41,124 --> 00:41:43,741 She's single. I'm well in. 779 00:41:43,928 --> 00:41:45,167 Nice. 780 00:41:46,038 --> 00:41:47,658 Baggy trousers 781 00:41:47,659 --> 00:41:49,458 Baggy trousers 782 00:41:49,459 --> 00:41:51,418 Baggy trousers 783 00:41:53,579 --> 00:41:54,921 Baggy trousers. 784 00:41:55,361 --> 00:41:56,725 Woo! 785 00:41:56,796 --> 00:41:58,792 Baggy trousers. 786 00:42:01,059 --> 00:42:03,758 MUSIC: Woman's World by Cher 787 00:42:11,939 --> 00:42:14,233 Come on then, who do you fancy? 788 00:42:16,419 --> 00:42:18,200 Her? That one. 789 00:42:19,602 --> 00:42:21,808 Oh, my God, her! 790 00:42:24,205 --> 00:42:26,310 Don't worry, I'll do the talking. 791 00:42:40,976 --> 00:42:43,234 She's straight. Here on a hen do. 792 00:42:43,249 --> 00:42:45,138 MUSIC: Something Kinda Ooooh by Girls Aloud 793 00:42:45,139 --> 00:42:47,043 (SHE SQUEALS) Come on! 794 00:42:47,076 --> 00:42:49,738 No, Missy, I think I'm going to go outside and get some fresh air. 795 00:42:49,739 --> 00:42:51,445 Oh, all right. Are you sure? 796 00:42:51,469 --> 00:42:53,837 - You go... - I love this song! 797 00:43:15,471 --> 00:43:16,576 Not tonight. 798 00:43:16,849 --> 00:43:18,768 I'd just come out for some fresh air. 799 00:43:18,779 --> 00:43:20,146 We're full. 800 00:43:20,844 --> 00:43:23,769 - Please. - Listen, love, forget it. 801 00:43:24,939 --> 00:43:26,700 SHE SIGHS 802 00:44:06,358 --> 00:44:07,607 Nas? 803 00:44:08,631 --> 00:44:09,917 Hi! 804 00:44:13,499 --> 00:44:14,899 What are you doing here? 805 00:44:15,299 --> 00:44:18,512 No, I think you've mistaken me for somebody else. 806 00:44:19,264 --> 00:44:21,240 Cos my name is Zareena. 807 00:44:22,979 --> 00:44:24,427 - Zareena? - Mm. 808 00:44:25,346 --> 00:44:26,408 Right. 809 00:44:26,456 --> 00:44:27,733 What's your name? 810 00:44:29,599 --> 00:44:30,848 - Erm... - It's all right, 811 00:44:30,876 --> 00:44:33,087 we're not in Ackley Bridge now, you can be who you want to be. 812 00:44:33,250 --> 00:44:34,596 Erm... 813 00:44:36,376 --> 00:44:37,629 Sonali. 814 00:44:39,902 --> 00:44:40,974 Sonali? 815 00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:42,448 Yeah. 816 00:44:43,477 --> 00:44:46,348 Right. Well, pleased to meet you, Sonali. 817 00:44:46,616 --> 00:44:49,243 So, Zareena, what do you do, then? 818 00:44:49,563 --> 00:44:53,568 I am actually an Olympic gold medallist. 819 00:44:54,497 --> 00:44:55,722 Javelin. 820 00:44:56,196 --> 00:44:57,958 - Really? - Mmm. 821 00:44:58,168 --> 00:45:00,503 I am an astronaut. 822 00:45:00,537 --> 00:45:02,659 Yeah. But I only work two days a week. 823 00:45:02,676 --> 00:45:04,834 The rest of the time I'm... I'm writing a novel 824 00:45:05,016 --> 00:45:06,347 about cats. 825 00:45:06,710 --> 00:45:07,993 THEY GIGGLE 826 00:45:08,379 --> 00:45:09,285 Right! 827 00:45:11,179 --> 00:45:13,739 How was your night, then, Sonali? 828 00:45:13,783 --> 00:45:15,203 Karaoke? 829 00:45:15,491 --> 00:45:17,299 There's this guy, he's nice enough, 830 00:45:17,768 --> 00:45:19,185 but he spent the whole night following me around, 831 00:45:19,213 --> 00:45:20,897 asking me if I was single. 832 00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:25,290 - You? - I was at this club. 833 00:45:25,410 --> 00:45:28,625 It was all right. I mean, it was more Missy's thing than mine. 834 00:45:29,386 --> 00:45:31,371 That's why she's still there actually. 835 00:45:31,491 --> 00:45:33,180 THEY LAUGH 836 00:45:33,859 --> 00:45:37,161 Ah, I just spent the whole night wishing I was somewhere else. 837 00:45:37,825 --> 00:45:39,237 Yeah, me too. 838 00:45:44,338 --> 00:45:47,678 Erm, I'm sorry I have to go. 839 00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:42,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 840 00:47:05,214 --> 00:47:07,086 Just because a girl would go with anyone 841 00:47:07,283 --> 00:47:08,870 doesn't mean she isn't worth going with. 842 00:47:09,413 --> 00:47:10,642 Wise words that, bro. 843 00:47:11,294 --> 00:47:12,662 Deep stuff, innit? 844 00:47:13,768 --> 00:47:15,379 Deep stuff. 845 00:47:15,429 --> 00:47:19,979 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 60029

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