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[Electronic beep,
gears whirring]
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Whoever's down here,
I'm armed.
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- [Chains rattling]
- [Gasps]
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- Did you hear that?
- Yeah, yeah.
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That came from your walls!
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It's all right, I got it.
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[Gasps]
Oh, my God, our clothes.
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Something moved our clothes.
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Oh, no,
we moved our clothes...
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- Off our bodies.
- Oh.
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[Printer beeps and whirs]
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What the hell?
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Marcus.
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- Did you get it, Will?
- [Screams]
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- Marcus?
- What is happening?
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Marcus?
This is not cool, man.
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I cracked
your network pass code.
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You may not want to use
"password" as your password.
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It's a little simplistic.
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- Marcus?
- Will?
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[Low]
Marcus?
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Will?
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Hi.
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We have a dumbwaiter?
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This is all one house, Will.
Isn't this awesome?
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We live together!
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We do not live together.
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Cool, a bra.
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Okay, this just got
a little too weird.
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Uh, Jenny... Jenny!
Please don't go.
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You have a kid in a wall.
[Laughs]
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- Wha... that's not my kid.
- It's your wall.
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Yeah, but...
Please.
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- Oh, hi, Dakota.
- Who's Dakota?
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Oh...
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Good-bye, Will.
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Gosh, you really have a type,
don't you?
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Hi, mom.
Did you ask him yet?
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Did you put my son
in the wall?
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I took your son
out of the wall.
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You can babysit for me
tomorrow, right, Will?
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Oh, yes.
I have a job interview.
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And since you don' a job
or clearly do anything...
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Whoa, okay.
All right, you know what?
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I may not have a job,
but I do... things.
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Actually,
you're free and clear.
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I checked your iCal
when I hacked your printer.
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Why do you have
a waxing appointment?
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Listen, I just...
You know, thursdays in general,
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they're not good for me.
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Why?
What happens on thursdays?
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Things just kinda come up.
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Like, my bagel store
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sometimes makes these
special bagels, asiago cheese.
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So if they're
making asiagos,
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I kinda need to be available
at a moment's notice.
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Oh. Well, if something urgent
like a bagel comes up,
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perhaps you could
take Marcus with you.
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Yeah, you know,
it's just... thur...
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You know, I'd prefer
to keep things open, so...
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All right, well,
I'll... I'll try to reschedule it.
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Probably hurt my chances but...
Come on, darling.
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Get out of the wall.
Come on.
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Please, Will?
She really needs the job.
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And I bet
that we could be
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The best of friends
in the end
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Aw...
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So just a couple of hours,
right?
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- Right.
- Thank you, Will.
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And thank you, dumbwaiter,
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for opening our walls
and our hearts.
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Aww.
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- [Upbeat music]
-
Here we go
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Well, maybe
it's the common curse
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Maybe things get bad
before they get worse
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I don't want
to become someone
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Who can't live up
to what I've already done, no
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Here comes the comeback
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The kid is back,
he's back on track
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And there goes my hero
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He's the underdog
who's coming out on top
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The walls are closing in
around me.
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The kid has no boundaries.
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He literally came through
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the walls of my house,
Andy.
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How does he think it's okay
for him to do that?
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Kids are annoying.
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Not you guys.
You guys are great.
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The point is, I need
to establish some boundaries.
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I mean, it's one thing if
he comes around and I'm around
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and he just shows up
or whatever.
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It's cool.
But I need to protect Will time.
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- Right?
- "Will time."
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First, I'm babysitting
for two hours.
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And then I'm taking him
to the movies.
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And before you know it, I'm
taking him to look at colleges.
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I haven't seen a movie
since 2008.
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I gotta
draw some lines here.
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It was the duchess.
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You know what?
I'm not gonna do it.
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I'm out.
I am done.
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I'm gonna tell them
that I'm sick.
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I'm gonna tell them
that I have food poisoning.
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Seriously?
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You're right.
I look too good to be sick.
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I'm gonna tell them
that I forgot the time.
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Dude, you can't cancel.
All right?
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She's a single mom
who just moved to town.
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What if something comes up?
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You'll get an asiago
next thursday.
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What's an asiago?
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It's just a bagel, sweetie.
It's just a bagel.
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You dirty vixen!
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No one throws fireballs
at jago!
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I'm so sorry.
[Knock at door]
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Hi!
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Marcus said you offered
to share your printer.
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- No, I did not...
- I just thought
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- I should make an extra copy...
- Ever...
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- Of my C.V., just in case.
- Say that.
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C.V.?
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- [Whirring, beeping]
- Curriculum vitae.
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It's Latin for
"the story of my life."
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Yeah, I'd go with "resume."
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You know,
until Latin comes back.
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Um, just have
a few suggestions
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for when you and Marcus
are together.
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Uh, if you
could stay off screens,
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that would be good.
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TV, computer, video games.
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Oh, also, if you could make sure
that he doesn't eat
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meat, fish, fowl,
gluten, sugar, or dairy.
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Okay, what...
What can he eat?
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Well, everything else.
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Of course, if he eats a nut,
he's dead.
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Dead?
Dead dead?
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- Close enough.
- Close enough.
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Uh, so this
curriculum B.J. of yours,
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it, um...
It'd a bit untraditional.
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- Thank you.
- Huh. Yeah.
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"2006 to 2008:
The nomadic years"?
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Oh, yes, that was
a period of my life
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when I didn't
take a traditional job.
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I was just exploring life.
Do you mind?
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Exploring life. Yeah.
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You can't put that
on a resume.
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Why not? I live my life
with complete honesty.
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- I have nothing to hide.
- You really do.
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If they didn't like
my resume,
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why would they have asked me
for an interview?
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I don't know,
but you need to take a step
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closer to the world that we're
all living in and just lie.
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- I don't lie.
- Everyone lies.
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- Not I.
- Okay, George Washington.
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- That rebel.
- Still bitter?
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This is my feelings wheel.
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Because we're
hanging out together,
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I'm coloring in "excited,"
"comforted," and "fulfilled."
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I'm totally fulfilled.
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Will, stop!
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You're coloring in
"total exuberance."
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You can't do that.
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I've never experienced
total exuberance.
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[Frantic knock at door]
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[Gasping]
Lil Jon... TJ...
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Charity, pool.
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Okay, h-hold on.
Hold on.
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Little Jon is having
a-a charity pool party...
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- Yes!
- And TJ got us on the list?
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- Yes!
- Yes! Yes!
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Yes!
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No...
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Hey, Andy, want
to feelings wheel with us?
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I'd love to do that,
but I gotta go to a party
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with rock
stars and supermodels
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and ice luges,
so I'll see you guys.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hey, hold on.
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Hold on.
You're married with kids.
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I'm unmarried without kids.
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By all rights, I should
be the one going to the party.
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So I'll pay you 50 bucks
to stay here and watch the kid.
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- [Laughs]
- Okay, 60 bucks.
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I'm gonna send you
some pics of me and women
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that I have
no business talking to.
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Andy, you know I live
for these parties!
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- Bye, Will.
- You're killing me!
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[Tires screech]
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Here I am once again
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At the other end
of the spectrum
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You know, Will, I was really
looking forward to this,
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but you've been a grumpy puss
the whole time.
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Why is hanging out with me
any less exciting
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than hanging out with
those women with bathing suits
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that are way too small?
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One day,
you'll understand.
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If you're
gonna be like this,
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why don't we
just go to the party?
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Because your mom
would kill me.
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My mom
doesn't have to know.
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What, so you're saying
you'd lie to your mom?
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I've never done it before,
but I'll do it for you, Will.
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I mean, it is a charity
at a swimming pool.
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For all we know,
there'll be kids there.
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Tons of kids.
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Lots and lots
of little 11-year-old kids
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splashing about,
and the fact is,
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we can't just
sit in the house all day
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without getting out
into the world.
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We need to get some sun.
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- I am pale.
- Disturbingly pale.
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Freakishly pale.
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Whoo!
Let's go!
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[Club music]
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Whoa,
it's going down in here
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So hot, girls stripping
to they underwear
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[Leopard growls]
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- Bro code of silence?
- Bro code of silence.
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Will, look!
A high diving board,
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just like
at the Dallas YMCA!
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Yeah, uh, Dallas YMCA.
That's cool.
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No, hot.
It's very hot there.
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I actually got heat stroke
eight times.
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The doctor said my brain
almost melted.
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- That's awesome.
- I gotta get on that board!
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My mom wouldn't
let me do it at the "Y."
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I'm feeling the urge
to color in so many wedges
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on my feelings wheel.
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Excited, terrified, anxious.
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You didn't bring that thing,
did you?
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No. I don't want people
to think I'm a weirdo.
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To the high dive, Will.
Here come the bros.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey, Marcus.
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Uh, t-this isn't really
a swimming kind of pool party.
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But I got my swimmers on.
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And there's a mermaid
swimming in the pool.
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Well, yeah,
she's decorative.
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And the thing is, like,
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I can't go up
on the high dive with you.
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I see what's going on here.
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You too are scared
of the high dive.
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[Chuckles]
Yeah.
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- You sound scared.
- I'm not scared.
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How about we work up to it?
248
00:08:54,660 --> 00:08:56,511
Five, six games
of ping-pong.
249
00:08:56,512 --> 00:08:59,313
You know, then we
can do some visualization.
250
00:08:59,314 --> 00:09:00,731
You know,
here's the thing.
251
00:09:00,783 --> 00:09:03,417
I kind of feel like if we hang
out together the whole time,
252
00:09:03,418 --> 00:09:05,303
we're gonna
have too much fun, right?
253
00:09:05,304 --> 00:09:07,638
So, like, why don't we
spend some time on our own,
254
00:09:07,639 --> 00:09:09,073
you know, both of us,
and then we'll meet
255
00:09:09,074 --> 00:09:11,042
at that main cage
in about an hour.
256
00:09:11,076 --> 00:09:13,994
And we can do visual checks
every 15 minutes.
257
00:09:13,995 --> 00:09:16,130
- Visual checks, sounds good.
- Yeah.
258
00:09:16,131 --> 00:09:17,148
Okay, cool.
259
00:09:20,969 --> 00:09:22,403
Will!
Where have you been, man?
260
00:09:22,404 --> 00:09:23,905
This is the party
of the decade.
261
00:09:23,906 --> 00:09:25,072
I've already
gotten three numbers
262
00:09:25,073 --> 00:09:26,508
from three different models.
263
00:09:26,509 --> 00:09:29,710
It's not a competition, TJ.
And I just got here, so...
264
00:09:29,711 --> 00:09:30,978
From t- look at this.Models.
265
00:09:30,979 --> 00:09:33,013
What kind of idiot brings a kid
to a party like this?
266
00:09:33,014 --> 00:09:34,699
- Oh, no idea.
- That's a good question, TJ.
267
00:09:34,750 --> 00:09:36,551
Yeah, who does that?
268
00:09:36,552 --> 00:09:38,069
I'm getting a drink.
269
00:09:38,070 --> 00:09:39,720
- You brought him!
- It's cool, man.
270
00:09:39,721 --> 00:09:41,789
- It was his idea.
- He's 11.
271
00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:43,341
I'm gonna get stuck
babysitting him, aren't I?
272
00:09:43,342 --> 00:09:44,959
You're gonna run off
with a supermodel,
273
00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:46,344
and then I'm gonna end up
watching this kid,
274
00:09:46,345 --> 00:09:47,812
even though this is the first
non-bouncy house party
275
00:09:47,813 --> 00:09:49,030
I've been to in three years!
276
00:09:49,031 --> 00:09:51,065
I am not gonna
unload him on you, okay?
277
00:09:51,066 --> 00:09:53,935
We're doing visual checks.
278
00:09:53,936 --> 00:09:56,103
See?
Chill, man.
279
00:09:56,104 --> 00:09:58,489
Let's get our party on.
Come on.
280
00:10:00,008 --> 00:10:03,444
Looking fresh when
I'm stepping in the V.I.P.
281
00:10:03,445 --> 00:10:05,696
Everybody gonna notice me
282
00:10:05,697 --> 00:10:08,148
Just zip by like an f-16
283
00:10:08,149 --> 00:10:11,319
They stare with
they mouth wide open
284
00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:14,071
Close your mouth
and let me buy you drinks
285
00:10:14,072 --> 00:10:16,323
While I kick it
with this chick in pink
286
00:10:16,324 --> 00:10:17,959
She compliment me
on my cufflinks
287
00:10:17,960 --> 00:10:19,861
[All cheering]
288
00:10:19,862 --> 00:10:21,779
I compliment her
on some other things
289
00:10:21,780 --> 00:10:24,298
Where all my fresh,
fly people on the east side?
290
00:10:24,299 --> 00:10:27,301
Where all my fresh, fly people
on the east side?
291
00:10:27,302 --> 00:10:30,755
[All cheering]
292
00:10:30,756 --> 00:10:32,740
Hey!
293
00:10:32,741 --> 00:10:34,775
294
00:10:34,776 --> 00:10:37,812
You know, being seen here
could be very good for sriracha.
295
00:10:37,813 --> 00:10:40,298
Sriracha?
Our band broke up ten years ago.
296
00:10:40,299 --> 00:10:42,633
Right, yeah, but everybody
loves a comeback.
297
00:10:42,634 --> 00:10:44,402
You know, we need
to brand up, okay?
298
00:10:44,403 --> 00:10:46,053
You know what I mean?
Publicity, yo.
299
00:10:46,054 --> 00:10:47,187
Watch me here.
Here we go.
300
00:10:47,206 --> 00:10:49,223
Whoo!
301
00:10:49,224 --> 00:10:50,174
- Aah!
- Oh!
302
00:10:50,225 --> 00:10:51,776
Sriracha!
303
00:10:51,777 --> 00:10:54,428
Whoa, I've lost visuals
on Marcus.
304
00:10:54,429 --> 00:10:55,830
Uh, excuse me, guys.
305
00:10:55,831 --> 00:10:59,684
Does anyone have eyes
on a small, pale kid...
306
00:11:00,802 --> 00:11:03,287
Who I can look for later?
307
00:11:03,322 --> 00:11:04,922
Hi. I'm Will.
308
00:11:04,923 --> 00:11:06,573
Hi. Veronica.
309
00:11:06,574 --> 00:11:07,925
- Veronica.
- Mm-hmm.
310
00:11:07,926 --> 00:11:09,277
Wow.
311
00:11:09,278 --> 00:11:11,062
Ice luges, that's so...
312
00:11:11,063 --> 00:11:12,580
- Totally wild.
- Juvenile.
313
00:11:12,581 --> 00:11:14,615
- Wildly juvenile, yeah.
- [Laughs]
314
00:11:14,616 --> 00:11:15,967
I don't even know
what I'm doing here.
315
00:11:15,968 --> 00:11:17,685
- Right?
- Like, ice luges, really?
316
00:11:17,686 --> 00:11:19,120
What, are we at a frat party?
We're adults.
317
00:11:19,121 --> 00:11:21,005
- It's so immature.
- [Laughs] Right?
318
00:11:21,039 --> 00:11:24,675
And what kind of jerk brings
a kid to a party like this?
319
00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:26,260
Oh, that's so wrong.
320
00:11:26,278 --> 00:11:28,896
Hey, because we're here,
why don't we go
321
00:11:28,914 --> 00:11:30,864
to that juvenile, silly,
322
00:11:30,865 --> 00:11:32,366
pointless ice luge
and have a drink?
323
00:11:32,367 --> 00:11:35,569
- Sure.
- Beautiful.
324
00:11:35,570 --> 00:11:37,872
Or we could go to
the chocolate fountain this way.
325
00:11:37,873 --> 00:11:39,257
- Will!
- It's better than that way.
326
00:11:39,258 --> 00:11:40,958
- So...
- Will! Will!
327
00:11:40,959 --> 00:11:42,376
Will, I have shocking news!
328
00:11:42,377 --> 00:11:44,278
The mermaid
is smoking a cigarette!
329
00:11:44,279 --> 00:11:46,030
And she uses the f-word
a lot.
330
00:11:46,031 --> 00:11:47,548
Wait, you two
know each other?
331
00:11:47,549 --> 00:11:49,166
I'm Marcus.
We're best friends.
332
00:11:49,217 --> 00:11:50,635
Best friends?
Oh, that is so dear.
333
00:11:50,636 --> 00:11:53,571
Yeah, see, I saw him earlier,
and as a concerned citizen,
334
00:11:53,572 --> 00:11:55,239
I kind of took him
under my wing, right, bud?
335
00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:57,174
Wow.
That is so kind of you.
336
00:11:57,175 --> 00:11:59,176
Well, technically,
we're neighbors,
337
00:11:59,177 --> 00:12:01,345
but I'd say we're
a whole lot closer than that.
338
00:12:01,346 --> 00:12:03,531
Will and my mom fight a lot,
but I think that may be
339
00:12:03,532 --> 00:12:06,500
because of some deep-seated
animal attraction.
340
00:12:06,501 --> 00:12:09,336
Wait,
you brought him here?
341
00:12:09,337 --> 00:12:10,604
Will you define "brought"?
342
00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:12,106
I need you to help me
do a nut check.
343
00:12:12,107 --> 00:12:14,025
- What?
- A nut check, Will.
344
00:12:14,026 --> 00:12:16,243
Okay, we are nowhere near
that close, man.
345
00:12:16,244 --> 00:12:17,995
At parties, my mom
always takes me around
346
00:12:17,996 --> 00:12:19,613
to check on which
hors d'oeuvres have nuts.
347
00:12:19,631 --> 00:12:20,765
You're 11 years old, okay?
348
00:12:20,766 --> 00:12:21,915
You're old enough
to check your own nuts.
349
00:12:21,916 --> 00:12:25,403
And besides,
I am talking to...
350
00:12:25,404 --> 00:12:28,622
Great.
She's gone. Awesome.
351
00:12:28,623 --> 00:12:30,124
I know, finally.
Some us time.
352
00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:32,293
You wanna see a really long
trail of ants?
353
00:12:32,294 --> 00:12:34,128
No, I don't!
354
00:12:34,129 --> 00:12:37,181
Dude, you cannot ever
come up to another dude
355
00:12:37,182 --> 00:12:38,316
when he's talking to a girl.
356
00:12:38,317 --> 00:12:39,466
You got it?
It's bro code.
357
00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:40,934
Bro code?
358
00:12:40,935 --> 00:12:42,703
What about you were supposed
to meet me at the main cage
359
00:12:42,704 --> 00:12:44,205
20 minutes ago?
360
00:12:44,206 --> 00:12:45,656
Isn't that in the bro code?
361
00:12:45,707 --> 00:12:48,009
I thought we were going
to this party together, Will.
362
00:12:48,043 --> 00:12:49,794
You know what?
Forget it.
363
00:12:49,845 --> 00:12:51,912
Whoa, Marcus.
Come back.
364
00:12:51,913 --> 00:12:53,097
No, it's fine.
365
00:12:53,098 --> 00:12:56,467
Like you said,
I can do my own nut check.
366
00:12:56,518 --> 00:13:00,721
367
00:13:00,722 --> 00:13:02,523
I'm trying
to go home with you
368
00:13:09,108 --> 00:13:11,359
- Oh, my God!
- Welcome, welcome.
369
00:13:11,393 --> 00:13:13,295
"Okay!"
How is that?
370
00:13:13,296 --> 00:13:14,495
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry about that.
371
00:13:14,496 --> 00:13:15,680
- Isn't that what you say?
- I'm sorry.
372
00:13:15,681 --> 00:13:17,182
- He says that.
- No, I'm sorry about this guy.
373
00:13:17,233 --> 00:13:18,266
- Hi, I'm Will.
- How you doing?
374
00:13:18,267 --> 00:13:19,317
This is Andy.
This is TJ.
375
00:13:19,368 --> 00:13:20,702
We are huge fans,
376
00:13:20,736 --> 00:13:22,520
and this is just
the sickest event, man.
377
00:13:22,521 --> 00:13:23,989
- This is so cool.
- Oh, thank you, man.
378
00:13:23,990 --> 00:13:25,974
It's all about the American
diabetes association.
379
00:13:25,975 --> 00:13:27,943
Just trying to do
a little good in this world.
380
00:13:27,944 --> 00:13:28,860
- You know?
- Nice one, man.
381
00:13:28,894 --> 00:13:30,262
Yeah, diabetes
is awesome, man.
382
00:13:30,263 --> 00:13:32,264
- No.
- You got a visual lately?
383
00:13:32,265 --> 00:13:33,315
- Visual?
- What?
384
00:13:33,316 --> 00:13:34,950
A visual.
Visual...
385
00:13:34,951 --> 00:13:36,150
Oh.
386
00:13:36,168 --> 00:13:38,286
Whoa.
387
00:13:38,287 --> 00:13:39,587
What the hell?
388
00:13:39,588 --> 00:13:42,490
Will! Will! Will!
389
00:13:45,177 --> 00:13:46,261
Who's gil?
390
00:13:46,262 --> 00:13:47,445
You gonna handle
this situation, gil?
391
00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:49,864
Yep.
392
00:13:49,898 --> 00:13:54,502
[Panting]
393
00:13:54,503 --> 00:13:56,471
Okay, this is high.
394
00:13:56,505 --> 00:13:57,689
This is high.
395
00:13:57,690 --> 00:14:00,008
Will! Will!
My body's given up on me.
396
00:14:00,009 --> 00:14:01,293
It's gone into
full survival mode.
397
00:14:01,327 --> 00:14:03,044
I never thought
I'd die like this.
398
00:14:03,045 --> 00:14:06,748
This is no big deal,
buddy, all right?
399
00:14:06,782 --> 00:14:09,918
I'm just gonna come out there
and I'm gonna get you.
400
00:14:09,919 --> 00:14:13,221
Do not come out here.
Don't shake the board.
401
00:14:13,222 --> 00:14:15,190
Don't worry, all right?
402
00:14:15,191 --> 00:14:16,391
Now just...
[Board creaks]
403
00:14:16,409 --> 00:14:17,926
- Oh, my God!
- I'm sorry! I shook the board!
404
00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:19,844
- I shook the board.
- [Waili]
405
00:14:19,845 --> 00:14:21,313
I'm really sorry.
All right.
406
00:14:21,347 --> 00:14:24,766
What I want you to do
is turn around slowly.
407
00:14:24,767 --> 00:14:26,985
Slowly...
408
00:14:26,986 --> 00:14:28,770
Slowly...
Good.
409
00:14:28,771 --> 00:14:32,157
Now reach out.
I'm gonna grab your hand.
410
00:14:32,158 --> 00:14:34,426
Grab my...
Grab my... grab! Grab!
411
00:14:34,427 --> 00:14:35,427
- Aah!
- Oh, my God!
412
00:14:35,428 --> 00:14:36,895
Ooh!
413
00:14:36,896 --> 00:14:38,396
Are you okay?
414
00:14:38,397 --> 00:14:40,815
Oh, God.
This is it, Will.
415
00:14:40,816 --> 00:14:44,085
This is where I Will live out
the rest of my days.
416
00:14:44,119 --> 00:14:46,421
- Gil, you got this?
- Yeah, gil.
417
00:14:46,455 --> 00:14:47,889
I'm scared, Will.
418
00:14:47,890 --> 00:14:51,109
I'm feeling feelings
I don't have colors for.
419
00:14:51,110 --> 00:14:52,844
- Jump!
- Get off!
420
00:14:52,878 --> 00:14:54,429
- Do it!
- Jump!
421
00:14:54,430 --> 00:14:55,463
Shut up.
422
00:14:55,464 --> 00:14:57,432
Just block...
Block those people out.
423
00:14:57,466 --> 00:14:58,650
Just listen to me.
424
00:14:58,651 --> 00:15:01,402
Listen to the soothing sound
of my voice, okay?
425
00:15:01,403 --> 00:15:05,373
I've heard your voice.
It says I'm in the way.
426
00:15:07,793 --> 00:15:12,130
Marcus, look at me.
427
00:15:12,131 --> 00:15:15,383
I wasn't a good friend
to you today, all right?
428
00:15:15,384 --> 00:15:20,822
But one thing I know for sure
is you are not in the way.
429
00:15:20,823 --> 00:15:24,225
Okay.
430
00:15:24,226 --> 00:15:25,927
Thanks, Will.
431
00:15:25,928 --> 00:15:28,913
All right,
we're gonna do this.
432
00:15:28,948 --> 00:15:30,915
- Take my hand.
- [Grunts]
433
00:15:30,916 --> 00:15:32,300
Yes! Okay.
434
00:15:32,334 --> 00:15:35,303
Now inch up.
Good. Perfect.
435
00:15:35,304 --> 00:15:36,821
Perfect.
Okay, come on.
436
00:15:36,856 --> 00:15:38,907
Here we go, man.
[Crowd cheers]
437
00:15:38,941 --> 00:15:41,092
[Groans] If there's
one thing I learned today,
438
00:15:41,093 --> 00:15:42,877
I am not cut out
for the high dive.
439
00:15:42,878 --> 00:15:45,096
I'm just not that guy.
440
00:15:45,097 --> 00:15:47,365
I'm the guy who hangs out
at the kiddie pool all day,
441
00:15:47,366 --> 00:15:50,335
stays out of trouble.
442
00:15:51,754 --> 00:15:53,121
Marcus, wait.
443
00:15:53,122 --> 00:15:54,472
Hold on a second.
Wait a minute.
444
00:15:54,473 --> 00:15:56,191
There was one thing
that you wanted
445
00:15:56,192 --> 00:15:57,758
when you walked in here
today, right?
446
00:15:57,759 --> 00:15:58,860
And that was
the high dive board.
447
00:15:58,861 --> 00:15:59,944
Y-you wanted it!
448
00:15:59,979 --> 00:16:01,329
Yeah?
449
00:16:01,330 --> 00:16:03,047
And you may never
have this chance again.
450
00:16:03,048 --> 00:16:05,199
I mean, there are very few
high diving boards anymore.
451
00:16:05,217 --> 00:16:07,668
Probably cause they're
springboards to certain death.
452
00:16:07,669 --> 00:16:09,971
Well, there's also one wedge
in your feelings wheel
453
00:16:09,972 --> 00:16:12,724
that you have never
colored in.
454
00:16:12,725 --> 00:16:16,211
- Total exuberance.
- Total exuberance.
455
00:16:16,245 --> 00:16:19,898
Okay, now, it's totally
up to you, all right?
456
00:16:19,899 --> 00:16:22,483
You can walk
down that ladder...
457
00:16:22,484 --> 00:16:25,086
Or you can go for it.
458
00:16:25,121 --> 00:16:28,089
[Rufus Wainwright's
slideshow plays]
459
00:16:28,090 --> 00:16:34,729
460
00:16:34,730 --> 00:16:37,332
And I better be
461
00:16:37,366 --> 00:16:41,186
Prominently featured
462
00:16:41,187 --> 00:16:44,155
In your next
463
00:16:44,190 --> 00:16:49,077
Slideshow
464
00:16:49,078 --> 00:16:50,762
Aah!
465
00:16:50,763 --> 00:16:53,181
- [Crowd cheers]
- Oh! Marcus!
466
00:16:53,182 --> 00:16:54,549
Marcus?
467
00:16:54,583 --> 00:16:57,852
Yeah!
[Crowd cheers]
468
00:16:57,853 --> 00:16:59,520
I did it, Will!
I did it!
469
00:16:59,521 --> 00:17:01,873
- Total exuberance!
- Whoo-hoo!
470
00:17:01,874 --> 00:17:03,658
- You gotta do it, Will!
- Oh, no, no, no.
471
00:17:03,659 --> 00:17:05,710
Total exuberance.
Share it with me, Will.
472
00:17:05,761 --> 00:17:09,814
I'll be blue, you'll be yellow.
Together we'll make green!
473
00:17:09,815 --> 00:17:11,266
And we'll make green!
474
00:17:11,267 --> 00:17:14,802
Slideshow
475
00:17:14,803 --> 00:17:17,238
I don't know
476
00:17:17,239 --> 00:17:20,525
What I'm gonna do
477
00:17:20,526 --> 00:17:22,827
Whoo!
We did it, Marcus!
478
00:17:22,828 --> 00:17:24,496
We did it!
Whoo!
479
00:17:24,497 --> 00:17:26,030
I think this
is a hug moment.
480
00:17:26,031 --> 00:17:28,816
I don't know, buddy.
Hugging in water is super hard.
481
00:17:28,817 --> 00:17:31,002
Okay.
All right.
482
00:17:32,653 --> 00:17:35,629
Okay, let's get changed
before your... okay, there she is....
483
00:17:35,630 --> 00:17:37,612
All right, bro code.
Remember?
484
00:17:37,613 --> 00:17:38,742
Bro code.
485
00:17:38,743 --> 00:17:39,910
- Hi.
- Hi.
486
00:17:39,911 --> 00:17:41,778
I really need to talk to you
about something.
487
00:17:41,779 --> 00:17:42,779
Did you go swimming?
488
00:17:42,780 --> 00:17:44,030
- Uh...
- Oh, yeah.
489
00:17:44,031 --> 00:17:45,398
Yeah, I thought we should
get some sun, you know?
490
00:17:45,399 --> 00:17:46,533
It's not good to sit
in front of screens
491
00:17:46,534 --> 00:17:47,534
all day, I think.
492
00:17:47,535 --> 00:17:48,535
How was your playdate?
493
00:17:48,536 --> 00:17:51,070
Uh... good.
494
00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:52,672
Really?
495
00:17:52,673 --> 00:17:54,908
No.
It was great!
496
00:17:54,909 --> 00:17:57,127
I did my own nut check!
I became a man!
497
00:17:57,178 --> 00:17:58,261
I met a mermaid!
498
00:17:58,262 --> 00:17:59,512
She wasn't actually
a mermaid.
499
00:17:59,513 --> 00:18:01,414
She was a video ho!
500
00:18:01,415 --> 00:18:02,432
[Coughs]
501
00:18:02,466 --> 00:18:04,267
I'm sorry, Will.
502
00:18:04,268 --> 00:18:07,687
Bro code aside,
I cannot lie to my mother.
503
00:18:07,688 --> 00:18:08,805
Yeah, I picked up on that.
504
00:18:08,806 --> 00:18:11,441
May I talk to you
in private, please?
505
00:18:11,475 --> 00:18:13,109
Where did you take my son?
506
00:18:13,110 --> 00:18:15,612
You said if something came up,
I should bring Marcus with me.
507
00:18:15,613 --> 00:18:17,597
For asiagos,
not video hoes.
508
00:18:17,598 --> 00:18:19,833
How could you take him
to a party with prostitutes?
509
00:18:19,867 --> 00:18:21,735
Oh, no, video hoes
are actually not prostitutes.
510
00:18:21,736 --> 00:18:23,737
It's a...
The "ho" is silent.
511
00:18:23,738 --> 00:18:25,789
See, the fact that you know
that means that you're
512
00:18:25,790 --> 00:18:28,408
even more of a giant twit
than I'd previously thought.
513
00:18:28,409 --> 00:18:30,410
From now on,
we're just neighbors, okay?
514
00:18:30,411 --> 00:18:32,796
You stay out of our lives,
and we'll stay out of yours.
515
00:18:32,797 --> 00:18:34,831
- [Cell phone ringing]
- That sounds good. Hello?
516
00:18:34,832 --> 00:18:36,883
Who? The nomadic company?
I don't even...
517
00:18:36,884 --> 00:18:39,469
Oh, my God!
W-w... put it on hold!
518
00:18:39,470 --> 00:18:40,837
- Put 'em on hold!
- Uh, excuse me.
519
00:18:40,838 --> 00:18:42,756
May I put you on hold
for one moment?
520
00:18:42,757 --> 00:18:45,976
Thank you so much.
I'll be right back.
521
00:18:45,977 --> 00:18:49,012
Uh, just
in my interview today,
522
00:18:49,063 --> 00:18:53,633
I-I might have said that you
were the founder and ceo
523
00:18:53,634 --> 00:18:55,101
of the nomadic company
524
00:18:55,102 --> 00:18:57,928
and that we were
the world's leading supplier
525
00:18:57,939 --> 00:18:59,689
of organic staplers,
526
00:18:59,690 --> 00:19:03,326
and that I was the wind
beneath your wings.
527
00:19:03,327 --> 00:19:06,329
Wow.
[Scoffs]
528
00:19:06,330 --> 00:19:10,817
Wow.
I mean, shame on you.
529
00:19:10,818 --> 00:19:12,535
- You lied.
- But you told me to lie.
530
00:19:12,536 --> 00:19:13,653
So let me
just get this straight.
531
00:19:13,654 --> 00:19:17,774
You want this "giant twit"
to bail you out?
532
00:19:17,808 --> 00:19:19,676
I'm gonna need an apology.
533
00:19:19,710 --> 00:19:20,927
You want me to apologize
to you?
534
00:19:20,928 --> 00:19:23,263
Oh, yeah. To me.
I did a good thing today.
535
00:19:23,264 --> 00:19:24,514
I mean, it was partly bad.
536
00:19:24,515 --> 00:19:26,933
It was...
It almost became very bad.
537
00:19:26,934 --> 00:19:30,136
But the fact is, Marcus had
the time of his life,
538
00:19:30,137 --> 00:19:31,221
and he needed that.
539
00:19:31,222 --> 00:19:33,640
He needed to experience
total exuberance.
540
00:19:33,641 --> 00:19:37,277
I trusted you not to take him
to a party with alcohol
541
00:19:37,278 --> 00:19:39,679
and mermaid video hoes
and God knows what else.
542
00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:43,116
Live leopards.
And that wasn't an apology, no.
543
00:19:43,117 --> 00:19:46,703
All right.
Maybe you were a little right.
544
00:19:46,704 --> 00:19:48,905
And maybe I shouldn't
micromanage every second
545
00:19:48,906 --> 00:19:49,990
that I'm not with Marcus.
546
00:19:49,991 --> 00:19:52,125
And you know,
he probably does need
547
00:19:52,126 --> 00:19:55,245
to experience
total exuberance.
548
00:19:55,246 --> 00:19:59,382
And maybe I should lie
a little bit on my resume
549
00:19:59,383 --> 00:20:03,386
like every other
good American citizen.
550
00:20:06,590 --> 00:20:11,594
If you'll excuse me,
I have a call.
551
00:20:11,645 --> 00:20:13,396
I'm so sorry
about the delay.
552
00:20:13,397 --> 00:20:16,316
I was in the middle
of an intense negotiation.
553
00:20:16,317 --> 00:20:18,401
Sorry. You'd like to hear
about Fiona Bowa.
554
00:20:18,402 --> 00:20:22,072
I don't even know
where to begin.
555
00:20:22,073 --> 00:20:24,157
But I gotta tell you,
556
00:20:24,158 --> 00:20:27,610
she was the wind
beneath my wings.
557
00:20:27,611 --> 00:20:28,828
That's right, yeah.
558
00:20:28,829 --> 00:20:31,748
The air right underneath
those wings.
559
00:20:31,749 --> 00:20:34,200
She's odd,
that's for sure.
560
00:20:35,970 --> 00:20:38,371
Really?
My God, thank you.
561
00:20:38,372 --> 00:20:40,707
I got a job!
I got a job!
562
00:20:40,708 --> 00:20:42,358
I did it!
I did it! I did it!
563
00:20:42,376 --> 00:20:43,693
Oh, my God,
that's awesome!
564
00:20:43,694 --> 00:20:45,862
I know!
We have to celebrate!
565
00:20:45,863 --> 00:20:47,130
Yeah!
566
00:20:47,131 --> 00:20:49,632
Both:
Open up your mind
and see like me
567
00:20:49,633 --> 00:20:52,368
Open up your plans
and then you're free
568
00:20:52,386 --> 00:20:57,991
Look into your heart and
you'll find love, love, love
569
00:20:57,992 --> 00:20:59,859
[Drill whirs]
570
00:20:59,860 --> 00:21:01,428
Dance and sing
571
00:21:01,429 --> 00:21:03,763
We're just one big family
[Drill continues whirring]
572
00:21:06,311 --> 00:21:10,332
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