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[sighs]
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Jason and I just aren't happening.
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Maybe we're too much alike.
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My romantic ideal guy
is a rugged, spiritual adventurer
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who's intense and stoic,
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- but also really, really funny.
- Hmm.
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Shoulder-length hair, piercing eyes,
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Italian accent, rides a Vespa.
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Answers to the name Furio.
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Eww.
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Oh, I'm sorry, honey, I'm just
thinking about my ideal guy.
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I thought that was Dad.
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Sometimes I call him Daddy.
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Uh... Anyway, honey, I spent a long time
waiting for my perfect guy,
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until one day my mom told me
if I'd let go of the fantasy,
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someone real could come in
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and, in time, become
the man of my dreams.
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[Paul] Cate, I can't find my socks.
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And it happened.
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Mom, do you think I'll ever have
another boyfriend?
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Oh, honey, you just don't know
how beautiful you are, do you?
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- Stop it.
- Never.
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I'm gonna go get ready for work.
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- [sighs] Did you find them?
- Sock drawer.
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Incredible.
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Hey, Care Bear.
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What were you and your mother
talking about?
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- Nothing.
- You OK? Your face is puffy.
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- Dad!
- Not bad puffy.
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Oh, right, you mean the good puffy.
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- Look, Jason and I broke up.
- You broke up?
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Yeah, but I talked it out with Mom,
and I'm OK, OK?
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Sure. OK.
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You know, if you need another
perspective on this, I'm here.
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Your choice.
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Not prying. Did he dump you?
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No, it was mutual.
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Mutual? Get ready for a slew
of phone calls
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from him trying to get back together.
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He hasn't called.
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Give him a day. If you meant anything
at all to him, he'll come begging.
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[sniffles] We broke up last week!
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- Um... Hey...
- [sobbing, sniffling]
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You talked to Dad?
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What were you thinking?
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Paul!
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She just needed a good cry.
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[screams] Don't sneak up on people!
What are you doing?
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- I'm loving you, if you don't mind.
- Sorry, working.
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Me too.
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Hey, you know what I was
daydreaming about?
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Huh?
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Our dream vacation
we always talked about.
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You, me, Italy.
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Alone, just you and me.
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Or...
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...we rent a 40-foot RV,
load up the kids
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and visit all 30 of the
Major League Baseball parks.
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- Yeah!
- Hey!
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- Daddy, is this a good time?
- No, not really.
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I know you told me I couldn't go out
because my grades were slipping.
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Danielle's having this major party.
I have to go. Jenna will be there.
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She's moving in on my friends,
copying me. Now she's after Danielle,
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my fifth-best friend
since, like, forever.
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Bridge, you might want
to sit down for this.
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- OK.
- Um... No.
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[door opening]
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- Hey, guys.
- Hey.
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Wait a minute.
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Is that little Christina?
I haven't seen you...
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...since you and Kerry
were in the fifth grade.
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Hi.
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I haven't been over here
since your tenth birthday party
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with the Spice Girl impersonators.
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- It was fun. What was wrong with it?
- They were Spice Girl impersonators.
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Five middle-aged women with wigs...
who'd been drinking.
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- Yeah, it was a lame party, Dad.
- You said she'd like it.
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- Yeah.
- You...
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Listen, I have to go to that party
if Jenna's gonna be there.
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'Cause if she makes her move,
it's gonna be tonight.
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- Let's go upstairs.
- Wait. Please. I'm riveted.
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[scoffs]
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Mom, what are you doing?
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Oh, I just can't stand the mess anymore.
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I found pop bottles, candy wrappers,
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and under your bed,
books, clothes, and a tire.
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- That's gonna be part of my first car.
- Uh-huh.
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Honey, we need to talk.
You're on a tear.
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- What's with the cleaning frenzy?
- The kids keep this house so messy.
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It just makes me Furio...
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Furious.
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- I'll give you some privacy.
- What's in the box?
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- Nothing!
- Nothing? What's... Cate!
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Paul, it's just his secret box.
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I'm giving him his small measure
of privacy.
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That's the difference
between you and me.
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I want to know what's going on
in our kids' lives.
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I bet you don't know
who Kerry is with right now.
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- Christina.
- Christi...
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- You don't know what room she's in?
- Basement.
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- Why'd you even come up here?
- Do you even remember Christina?
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Oh, yeah. She was one of the friends
Kerry cut loose
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after your Spice Girls disaster.
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It wasn't that bad.
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Hey, I'm the one who had
to take their keys
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and drive them home in the Spicemobile.
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And that Baby Spice? Mean drunk.
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Since then Christina has grown
into a walking cloud of gloom.
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I remember her as just such a happy
little girl on the playground, smoking.
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I'm just afraid that since
her breakup with Jason
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Kerry will move to the dark side...
Or, well, further toward the dark side.
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OK, Paul, sit down.
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You are my husband,
and I say this with love...
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[shouting] Do not get involved!
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Bridget, I've decided
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- to let you go to the party...
- Daddy!
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...but I drop you off
and pick you up.
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- Around the corner, without talk radio.
- Fine. I'll be there at midnight.
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- Ish.
- You have to take your sister.
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- Never gonna happen.
- Deal breaker.
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- That's blackmail.
- It's bartering.
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I do something,
you do something for me.
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I don't wanna go with my sister.
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They'll call me "girl that goes
to parties with little sister."
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Could call you "girl who
stays home Saturday night
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while Jenna and Danielle
became fourth-best friends."
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Didn't want to have to say that.
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Why do you want Kerry
to go to Danielle's party?
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I want her to expand her horizons.
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There'll be a wider range of kids there
than the one she's zeroed in on.
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So my friends would be
a good influence on her?
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No! Well, yeah, kind of.
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It's like when a prisoner
has a matching kidney.
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OK, bartering.
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I could use $40 for a new top
for tonight.
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- Forty dollars? I'm not paying you.
- OK, fine.
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What about 20?
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[rock music playing]
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Bridget!
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Jenna! [fake laughter]
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[sighs] OK, remind me, why am I here?
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Well, you're hurting
and you're my baby sister.
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I want you to know I'm here for you.
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- Danielle! Hi!
- [Danielle] Bridget!
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Oh, wow, who are they?
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My brother and his friends from college.
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College boys? They look like they do
in the magazines.
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Excuse me, but isn't that Kyle,
your boyfriend, over there?
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See? You do know somebody.
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OK, for the next five minutes
I'm in college.
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Hey, Kerry. What are you doing here?
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I'm with Bridget.
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Yeah, me too.
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- Why do you put up with her?
- Same reason you do.
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Well, I put up with her
'cause she's my sister.
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Right. Has nothing to do
with how hot she is.
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So, you read any good books lately?
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Rule of the Bone by Russell Banks.
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- Really?
- I know! I get that a lot.
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- Hi, Kyle.
- Hey, Jenna.
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You know, Kyle, I admire you.
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The fact that you can stay
with a stuck-up princess
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who totally waxes her upper lip
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and isn't happy unless she's
the center of attention... Bridget.
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Jenna, her sister.
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Oh... I'm totally sorry.
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[Kerry] No, please, go on.
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Who's superficial, self-centered,
narcissistic, full of herself,
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like, "Hi, I'm God's gift
to the entire planet..."
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...fashion disaster,
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thinks she's cutting edge
'cause she knows who Moby is...
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Bridget!
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Oh, my God, I can't stand this party.
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It's not so bad. See?
Bridget's having a good time.
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- You want to go dance?
- Yeah.
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[rock music playing]
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[both chuckling]
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- You're a good dancer.
- Yeah, you too, for the '80s.
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Hey!
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It's funny, I've known you all this time
and don't really know you.
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Yeah. I never knew you liked to read.
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I never knew you could read.
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Hey, you know, thanks
for keeping me company.
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Ah, no problem.
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- Oh, man!
- That did not happen.
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Didn't happen! I'm sorry, sorry.
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- Did you think Bridget saw?
- Oh, my God!
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No, I think we're good.
How did that happen?
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I don't know. Let's see.
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We were talking, then you hugged me,
your hair smelled good, then...
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- Kyle!
- That did not happen!
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[doorbell rings]
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Yo, Mr. Hennessy.
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Oh, God, Anthony,
you were invited?
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Invited? Yo, this my crib, dawg.
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Danielle be my sib-lang.
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Look at you, all bundled up
like some kind of pig in a blanket,
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making me all hungry and whatnot. Shoot.
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Where's Bridget and Kerry?
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Oh, Boo One, Boo Two,
they be around here somewheres
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shakin' they barump-a-bump-bumps.
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Mom? You promised you'd stay upstairs.
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Dad, you can't be here, inside.
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I know, it ain't cool.
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I be out in my rig for over 20 minutes
just a-honkin' and a honk-a-lackin'.
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And I will continue talking this way...
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OK, Dad, we got it!
Jeez, we're leaving. Relax.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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Mom, do we have to?
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I don't want to hear any complaining.
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The least you girls can do
is put away your own laundry.
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What's her problem?
What's your problem?
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Do you think I'm blind?
I saw you with...
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- Oh, my God!
- Jenna.
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How can you be friends with her?
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Friends with Jenna... Yes, I am.
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I am friends with her.
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Excuse me, this is my shirt.
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No, it is my shirt.
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- You ripped my shirt!
- You ripped my shirt!
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Done. Finally.
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Hey, honey, I was thinking, um,
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why don't we have a nice dinner tonight
and... turn in early?
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Good idea. I'm beat.
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- [Bridget and Kerry screaming]
- [thudding]
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[stammering, sighing]
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[both continue screaming]
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- Hair, hair, hair!
- OK, sorry, I'm sorry.
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[screams] Get off of me!
You shouldn't be sitting on me!
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- You should thank me!
- For what?
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- For taking you to the party!
- Abandoning me at the party.
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If you didn't want me there
you shouldn't have invited me.
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The only reason you were was
because Dad paid me to take you.
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What?
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Oh, words, words, come back, words.
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Kerry, I am so, so sorry. [sighs]
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- He paid you?
- Oh, God, I am such a bad person.
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I told you something you weren't
supposed to hear and it hurt you.
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- Tell me something that will hurt me.
- I can't.
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I'm not letting you go until we're even.
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- OK.
- OK.
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Your eyebrows don't match.
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[sobbing] OK, we're even.
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Cate, aren't you even curious
about what's inside Rory's box?
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Of course I am. But I'm choosing
to take a high road here
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and respect the personal boundaries
of our children.
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I respect our children's
personal boundaries.
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I can't believe you paid Bridget
to take me to that stupid party!
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You did what?
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Don't listen to her.
She's talking in riddles.
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You know, Paul, when I said
"do not get involved,"
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it meant don't do, you know, this.
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- I'm going to Christina's.
- Don't go to...
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Paul, Paul!
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Now look, I've been married to you
for 20 years
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and I am fond of you.
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But I have to ask, are you insane?
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If loving my children is wrong,
I don't want to be right.
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No, no, no. You're not gonna Motown
your way out of it this time.
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Uh-uh.
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When are you gonna get it?
You cannot fix everything.
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I'm a man. Men fix things.
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We can't help ourselves.
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When the sink backs up
what do I do?
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You call a man to fix it.
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That's right, Cate, a man.
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Do you want to watch TV
or listen to music or something?
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- No.
- You're no fun.
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- Sorry.
- No, I like it.
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[woman] Christina,
Kerry's father is here.
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Oh, my God. [sighs]
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Hi, Kerry.
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Hi, Christina.
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Nice room.
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Kerry, I'm just gonna,
you know, go upstairs,
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so I don't have to be uncomfortable.
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More uncomfortable.
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Kerry, honey, I'm sorry.
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I just wanted you to recover
from the Jason thing a little too fast,
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- so I got Bridget to help out a little.
- I'm doing fine, thank you.
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No, no. I'm...
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...actually not sure you are.
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For your information, Christina's
got, like, a four-point-million GPA,
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and can get early admission
to any lvy League school.
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- How early?
- Dad!
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Sorry.
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I don't care how smart Christina is.
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You and she are too young to have
such a negative worldview.
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- Why can't you love me for who I am?
- I do, honey.
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- I don't know who that is.
- Yeah?
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Well, me neither.
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Bear.
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No, no, you're right.
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I don't fit in with Christina's group.
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I don't fit in with Bridget's group.
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Jason and I aren't gonna happen
and I just... I feel so...
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...so mixed up all the time.
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Well, honey, you...
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You should tell these things
to your mother and me.
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I talk to Mom a lot, but...
today she was busy cleaning
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- and talking about Vespas and Italy.
- Oh.
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Ohh...
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[groans] Oh.
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Well, you can tell me anything.
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It'll just be between us.
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- Anything?
- Yeah.
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I don't know, it's pretty bad.
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00:17:19,905 --> 00:17:22,373
Honey, I'm not here to judge.
I just... How bad?
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No, you just tell me. Go ahead.
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Make it fast.
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Kyle and I kissed.
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You did?
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Are you OK?
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00:17:33,919 --> 00:17:36,251
I don't know, Dad.
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00:17:37,689 --> 00:17:40,453
It's just more confusion, you know.
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- Dad?
- Huh? Sorry.
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00:17:46,198 --> 00:17:49,099
I'm just still mentally
burying his body.
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00:18:01,013 --> 00:18:03,379
Kyle, why are you looking at me funny?
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I'm not, I swear.
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00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:09,387
Yes, you are. I know what it's about.
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You do?
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It's my eyebrows, isn't it?
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Oh, hi.
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I'm gonna go upstairs.
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You know!
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[Cate] Rory Joseph Hennessy, let go!
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[Rory] You let go!
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00:18:47,392 --> 00:18:50,054
- No!
- What is in the damn box?
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00:18:51,897 --> 00:18:53,558
Cate, honey, come here, stop.
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00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:57,864
Look, I've been cleaning around it
for three days. It's driving me nuts!
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[taunting] Aah!
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- Key, key, key! Come on.
- Easy!
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- Easy.
- Move it.
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OK, OK.
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00:19:15,554 --> 00:19:17,522
Oh, Paul, it...
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00:19:17,623 --> 00:19:21,684
It's a picture of me holding Rory
when he was a baby.
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00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:28,364
These are newspaper clippings of
when I was a sportswriter, my columns.
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- You kept these?
- Yeah.
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00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:33,032
All of 'em.
341
00:19:33,105 --> 00:19:35,471
Why didn't you just tell us?
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00:19:35,541 --> 00:19:40,376
I didn't want anybody to think
I was... corny, OK?
343
00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:43,143
I think I need some alone time.
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00:19:43,215 --> 00:19:44,580
Oh... Yeah...
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- OK, honey.
- Sure.
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00:19:47,319 --> 00:19:48,877
Look, I'm sorry.
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00:19:48,954 --> 00:19:50,421
I forgive you.
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00:19:58,997 --> 00:20:00,328
Yeah, Dad.
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00:20:01,066 --> 00:20:03,034
I kept your clippings...
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00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:06,337
...on top of my false bottom
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00:20:06,405 --> 00:20:09,533
to hide my fireworks.
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00:20:10,576 --> 00:20:12,942
- All right, hand them over.
- Let's go, Rory.
353
00:20:13,011 --> 00:20:15,479
You think we're that stupid?
Give me that box.
354
00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:19,813
Oh, Paul, look at this.
It's like an ammo dump in here.
355
00:20:20,819 --> 00:20:24,346
Ugh! You are right. We can have
no secrets in this family.
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00:20:24,423 --> 00:20:26,687
Speaking of secrets, hey,
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00:20:26,758 --> 00:20:28,521
I'm ready to go to Italy.
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00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,196
Just you, me, alone.
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00:20:31,296 --> 00:20:32,854
[speaks Italian]
360
00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:38,394
But you know, the Italy upstairs,
not the real Italy.
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00:20:38,470 --> 00:20:39,437
Oh, yeah. OK.
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00:20:39,538 --> 00:20:42,006
[Bridget screams]
I'm gonna kill you!
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00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:43,564
What is going on?
364
00:20:43,642 --> 00:20:46,805
I talked to Amanda, who talked
to Michelle, who talked to Walker,
365
00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:50,473
- who dates Josie, that you...
- Kyle kissing Kerry meant nothing.
366
00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:51,947
...borrowed my sweater!
367
00:20:57,256 --> 00:21:00,817
- What?
- You borrowed her sweater?!
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