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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:06,560 OK, no, put the first string of lights close to the trunk of the tree 2 00:00:06,778 --> 00:00:08,618 and then zigzag it down. 3 00:00:08,771 --> 00:00:10,171 Yeah, make it tight, Cate. 4 00:00:10,266 --> 00:00:13,026 The goal is to achieve maximum brightness. 5 00:00:13,213 --> 00:00:15,653 - Would you shut up? - What? 6 00:00:15,871 --> 00:00:19,471 I think I can handle it. Who do you think usually decorates the tree? 7 00:00:19,732 --> 00:00:23,492 Those little tiny Charlie Brown trees that you usually buy. 8 00:00:23,759 --> 00:00:27,839 I got a bigger one dangling from my rearview mirror. 9 00:00:28,077 --> 00:00:30,157 This year I wanna do it right. 10 00:00:30,360 --> 00:00:32,600 Yeah, by buying the biggest tree on the lot? 11 00:00:32,768 --> 00:00:35,328 This isn't Christmas, it's lumbering. 12 00:00:35,509 --> 00:00:38,309 Honey, I want it to be perfect, the best Christmas ever. 13 00:00:38,498 --> 00:00:40,538 Oh, hell, good enough. 14 00:00:40,740 --> 00:00:42,980 Cate, come on, it's Christmas, don't do that. 15 00:00:43,148 --> 00:00:45,948 Lindsay, I have to be careful what I get Kyle this year. 16 00:00:46,137 --> 00:00:49,937 I don't wanna look needy. I also don't want to look pale. Do you have bronzer? 17 00:00:50,165 --> 00:00:53,285 You don't? Well, you should. 18 00:00:54,815 --> 00:00:57,855 Daddy, can I have a party here on Christmas Eve? 19 00:00:58,094 --> 00:00:59,934 Astonishing. No. 20 00:01:00,087 --> 00:01:02,087 - You're right, just Kyle then. - No. 21 00:01:02,246 --> 00:01:04,606 You said no to the party. Meet me halfway. 22 00:01:04,737 --> 00:01:06,817 What kind of life lessons are you teaching me? 23 00:01:07,021 --> 00:01:08,981 - Bridget. - Dad. 24 00:01:09,138 --> 00:01:10,898 The Doyles just unloaded a generator 25 00:01:11,048 --> 00:01:12,888 and a huge plastic reindeer for the roof. 26 00:01:13,041 --> 00:01:18,361 Oh yeah? We can't let the Doyles beat us like last year, son. 27 00:01:18,687 --> 00:01:21,687 - And whose fault was that? - I couldn't help it! 28 00:01:21,843 --> 00:01:25,523 I hate this competition. It's like the neighborhood is a bunch of losers. 29 00:01:25,746 --> 00:01:28,506 And this year, we're gonna be number one. 30 00:01:28,652 --> 00:01:32,452 We're gonna have the best tree and the best decorations on Oakdale Avenue. 31 00:01:32,638 --> 00:01:34,838 How about a best present for the family? 32 00:01:34,963 --> 00:01:38,763 Yeah, Dad and nothing from the airport this time. 33 00:01:38,948 --> 00:01:41,948 I cannot believe you are still making me pay for last year. 34 00:01:42,145 --> 00:01:46,025 There was a snowstorm. I was delayed by the weather. I did the best I could. 35 00:01:46,255 --> 00:01:49,335 I love my "I heart Chicago" coffee mug. 36 00:01:50,905 --> 00:01:54,505 Don't forget the little teddy bear with the "I heart Chicago" T-shirt. 37 00:01:54,725 --> 00:01:57,845 And the "I heart Chicago" bar towel. 38 00:01:58,047 --> 00:02:02,207 Everybody knows that airport gift shops are crowded during the holidays. 39 00:02:02,447 --> 00:02:04,527 Aw, and Chicago's a hub. 40 00:02:06,018 --> 00:02:08,218 - You poor baby. - OK, make fun. 41 00:02:08,343 --> 00:02:11,863 I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna get everybody the best Christmas presents ever. 42 00:02:12,080 --> 00:02:15,160 This is gonna be the best Christmas of all time. It's like that, um... 43 00:02:15,360 --> 00:02:19,080 you know, that, uh, James Stewart movie, where he gets hit on the head 44 00:02:19,304 --> 00:02:23,064 and he wakes up in Potterville, in a bar with drunks and hookers, 45 00:02:23,290 --> 00:02:26,370 and he realizes that he has more friends than anybody. 46 00:02:27,275 --> 00:02:30,349 Subtitles downloaded from www.OpenSubtitles.org 47 00:02:32,465 --> 00:02:33,785 It's a Wonderful Life. 48 00:02:34,998 --> 00:02:37,318 - Sounds like it. - [Paul] OK. 49 00:02:37,489 --> 00:02:39,769 What does everybody want for Christmas? 50 00:02:39,938 --> 00:02:42,578 - All right, just give me some hints. - A motorcycle. 51 00:02:42,803 --> 00:02:45,043 Anybody. 52 00:02:45,211 --> 00:02:49,571 - I want Kyle to come over. - Anybody? Don't be shy. 53 00:02:49,820 --> 00:02:53,620 Look what I found running in the street. Can I keep him? 54 00:02:55,923 --> 00:02:58,523 Anybody? 55 00:03:22,993 --> 00:03:24,993 When was the last time that dog ate? 56 00:03:25,151 --> 00:03:28,711 Well, if you include tinsel, about five minutes ago. 57 00:03:28,888 --> 00:03:30,928 There is no way Kerry's keeping that dog. 58 00:03:31,047 --> 00:03:33,127 Well I support you one hundred percent. 59 00:03:33,331 --> 00:03:35,371 I've done my tour of duty with pets. 60 00:03:35,531 --> 00:03:39,891 There must be a dozen Popsicle stick crosses out behind the garage. 61 00:03:40,139 --> 00:03:44,219 It's like a tiny little Normandy. I'm off. 62 00:03:44,457 --> 00:03:46,217 - Where you going? - Choir practice. 63 00:03:46,326 --> 00:03:49,126 Christmas Eve is closing in and I hope we're ready. 64 00:03:49,315 --> 00:03:53,275 With all the years I've put in, you'd think they'd give me a shot at solo, 65 00:03:53,508 --> 00:03:56,988 but they always give it to Mary Beth. And you know why? Politics. 66 00:03:57,203 --> 00:04:01,563 She always bakes brownies for everybody. Probably eats half of 'em herself. 67 00:04:01,812 --> 00:04:04,092 Oh, am I a bad person, Paul? 68 00:04:04,261 --> 00:04:06,701 So I have to tell Kerry about the dog? 69 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:09,321 I swear to God, Paul. 70 00:04:10,614 --> 00:04:13,254 - Don't step in the tinsel. - Yeah. 71 00:04:15,015 --> 00:04:17,455 - Come here. Come here. - Kerry? 72 00:04:17,672 --> 00:04:18,912 Come on, Puppy. 73 00:04:19,042 --> 00:04:21,762 Come on, Puppy. Oh, Dad, isn't he cute? 74 00:04:21,948 --> 00:04:22,868 I named him... 75 00:04:23,028 --> 00:04:26,028 - No. Don't do that. Don't name him. - How come? 76 00:04:26,225 --> 00:04:30,905 Because if you name him, it'll make me feel worse for what I'm about to say. 77 00:04:31,996 --> 00:04:33,396 - Dad... - Kerry, 78 00:04:34,528 --> 00:04:37,168 your mother says you can't keep the dog. 79 00:04:38,638 --> 00:04:39,878 What? Why? 80 00:04:39,967 --> 00:04:43,887 Because he needs attention, a lot of it. No one's at home to take care of him. 81 00:04:44,119 --> 00:04:46,639 - You're at home. - That's just an expression. 82 00:04:47,648 --> 00:04:50,488 Honey, look, I tried talking to your mom. 83 00:04:50,679 --> 00:04:52,119 Dad, you can't! 84 00:04:52,256 --> 00:04:55,856 You can't take him to the pound. Do you know what they do to dogs at the pound? 85 00:04:56,076 --> 00:04:59,476 It's not the pound. It's a shelter. They'll find him a good home. 86 00:04:59,730 --> 00:05:02,490 - But, come... - Honey, I'm sorry. 87 00:05:03,840 --> 00:05:05,880 Fine. 88 00:05:07,452 --> 00:05:10,652 Oh, Dad, look. He found a ball. He wants to play. 89 00:05:10,856 --> 00:05:14,696 Wait a minute. This is from my autographed baseball collection. 90 00:05:14,925 --> 00:05:17,885 [growling] 91 00:05:24,599 --> 00:05:27,159 Best wishes, Ty Cobb. 92 00:05:29,457 --> 00:05:30,697 No big deal. 93 00:05:32,321 --> 00:05:33,721 [Rory] Dad, can I get a... 94 00:05:33,816 --> 00:05:37,416 No motorcycle, no monkey, and no monkey on a motorcycle. 95 00:05:37,594 --> 00:05:40,154 Lindsay's on the case, I'll have the info in no time. 96 00:05:40,334 --> 00:05:42,214 Ooh, thank God. About what? 97 00:05:42,369 --> 00:05:44,409 About how much Kyle spent. If I spend more, 98 00:05:44,569 --> 00:05:46,569 I look needy and lose the upper hand. 99 00:05:46,728 --> 00:05:49,688 And her heart grew three sizes that day. 100 00:05:49,883 --> 00:05:52,243 God! I hate these crowds, 101 00:05:52,375 --> 00:05:56,495 annoying holiday Muzak, herding lemmings to their spiritual death. 102 00:05:56,692 --> 00:05:59,092 Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la. 103 00:06:00,471 --> 00:06:01,631 Paul, honey. 104 00:06:01,758 --> 00:06:04,318 At least somebody's in the Christmas spirit. Hi. 105 00:06:04,498 --> 00:06:06,618 - Something great happened. - What? 106 00:06:06,781 --> 00:06:08,581 You know Mary Beth who gets the solo? 107 00:06:08,733 --> 00:06:10,973 - Yeah? - She fell off a ladder. 108 00:06:13,217 --> 00:06:15,257 - I was at the hospital. She's fine. - Good. 109 00:06:15,417 --> 00:06:17,417 But there is no way she can do a solo! 110 00:06:18,074 --> 00:06:21,874 - I think they're gonna give it to me. - Oh, Cate. 111 00:06:22,101 --> 00:06:25,461 - Ooh. I'm a bad person. - No. Well, no. 112 00:06:25,672 --> 00:06:28,392 - Did you wipe your prints off? - Oh, stop. 113 00:06:28,578 --> 00:06:30,378 - That's great. - Congratulations. 114 00:06:30,530 --> 00:06:32,850 - Ah, big whoop. - Kerry. 115 00:06:33,021 --> 00:06:36,301 Puppy's at a shelter with 100 dogs that are never gonna find a home. 116 00:06:36,508 --> 00:06:38,788 But maybe he made a lot of little doggie buddies. 117 00:06:38,916 --> 00:06:41,716 Who knows? Maybe he's got a little doggie girlfriend. 118 00:06:41,864 --> 00:06:42,984 I'm not five. 119 00:06:43,110 --> 00:06:45,190 I know. It didn't work then, either. 120 00:06:45,352 --> 00:06:47,672 About as good as, "Goldie's gone to the ocean." 121 00:06:47,843 --> 00:06:49,243 What? 122 00:06:51,164 --> 00:06:54,404 Dad, now I know what I really want. A chemistry set. 123 00:06:54,652 --> 00:06:57,172 Think of the explosions... 124 00:06:58,305 --> 00:07:00,945 ...of knowledge in my brain. 125 00:07:01,128 --> 00:07:05,448 Uh-uh. No. No chemistry set. Absolutely not. Paul, do you hear me? 126 00:07:05,695 --> 00:07:07,295 Loud and clear. 127 00:07:07,439 --> 00:07:09,959 No. 128 00:07:10,096 --> 00:07:12,496 - I mean it. - Right. 129 00:07:12,670 --> 00:07:16,670 - No. - No chemistry set whatsoever. 130 00:07:16,905 --> 00:07:19,265 Kids, come with me and help me look for your father. 131 00:07:19,396 --> 00:07:21,076 - Dad's not our father? - I knew it! 132 00:07:21,223 --> 00:07:22,263 Told you. 133 00:07:22,386 --> 00:07:25,866 I mean, a gift for your father, smart guys. Come on. 134 00:07:30,316 --> 00:07:34,076 [Bridget] Lindsay saw him coming out of Spencer's Gifts and he said my name. 135 00:07:34,301 --> 00:07:36,341 Of course she wore these stupid shoes... 136 00:07:36,502 --> 00:07:38,262 [Cate vocalizing] 137 00:07:38,412 --> 00:07:41,012 If he got me something from a novelty store, it so over. 138 00:07:41,152 --> 00:07:43,712 - [vocalizing continues] - For the love of God, be quiet! 139 00:07:43,892 --> 00:07:45,292 [Cate stops vocalizing] 140 00:07:46,342 --> 00:07:49,062 So much for the Christmas spirit, huh, Paul? 141 00:07:49,248 --> 00:07:51,888 Not you, honey, Bridget. Mostly Bridget. 142 00:07:52,113 --> 00:07:53,033 [vocalizes] 143 00:07:53,151 --> 00:07:54,831 Would you? 144 00:07:55,019 --> 00:07:56,979 I'm just trying to write here. 145 00:07:57,095 --> 00:07:58,975 I don't have time to get mad at you. 146 00:07:59,088 --> 00:08:02,008 I have to go get ready to rehearse for my solo. 147 00:08:02,202 --> 00:08:04,562 Oh, no, did I let that slip? 148 00:08:04,734 --> 00:08:07,374 They gave it to... [vocalizes]... you? 149 00:08:10,131 --> 00:08:11,051 Congratulations. 150 00:08:11,211 --> 00:08:15,891 - I'm gonna go get ready for practice. - I'm so proud of you. Way to go! Woo! 151 00:08:16,152 --> 00:08:21,192 Dad, code red. The Doyles just unloaded a blow-up Santa bigger than their house! 152 00:08:21,466 --> 00:08:24,586 Rory, I'm writing. Bigger than their house? 153 00:08:24,787 --> 00:08:27,987 I gotta see this. No, I gotta write. I'm sorry. 154 00:08:28,150 --> 00:08:30,550 Maybe you can write us some Christmas lights. 155 00:08:30,724 --> 00:08:34,124 Because we're losing, man. And it's your fault. 156 00:08:41,270 --> 00:08:43,870 Santa heard that. 157 00:08:44,052 --> 00:08:46,612 - Well, Santa can bite my... - Hey! 158 00:08:50,238 --> 00:08:52,038 Feel good about yourself, Dad? 159 00:08:52,189 --> 00:08:54,549 I'm guessing no? 160 00:08:54,722 --> 00:08:57,722 I just went to the shelter to visit Puppy, and guess what? 161 00:08:57,877 --> 00:09:01,797 They placed one dog this week and 15 came in. 162 00:09:02,029 --> 00:09:05,029 That's like the circus. Remember when they put that dog 163 00:09:05,267 --> 00:09:09,627 in the clown car and then 15 came out of the trunk? 164 00:09:09,834 --> 00:09:13,074 Where do they all come from? 165 00:09:14,443 --> 00:09:17,203 I mean, everybody wants the perfect pedigreed dog. 166 00:09:17,391 --> 00:09:19,791 I can't believe how superficial people can be. 167 00:09:19,965 --> 00:09:23,245 OK, Kyle better not be getting me anything from the soap store. 168 00:09:26,276 --> 00:09:29,036 Kerry, honey, 169 00:09:31,424 --> 00:09:33,464 - this might cheer you up. - What is it? 170 00:09:33,707 --> 00:09:37,107 I wanted to help so I wrote a column encouraging my readers 171 00:09:37,361 --> 00:09:39,561 to adopt pets from animal shelters. 172 00:09:39,727 --> 00:09:40,647 Really? 173 00:09:40,765 --> 00:09:43,045 This is my present to you. It was from the heart. 174 00:09:43,215 --> 00:09:45,895 OK, see, "shar pei" is two words. 175 00:09:46,038 --> 00:09:50,918 Thank you. There's no need to hug me or tear up, just Merry Christmas to you. 176 00:09:51,186 --> 00:09:53,626 OK. If you really wanna get me a present, 177 00:09:53,802 --> 00:09:55,882 you can help me with the pet adoption fair 178 00:09:56,044 --> 00:09:57,924 at the mall on Christmas Eve, all of you. 179 00:09:58,078 --> 00:10:01,998 - But, Kerry, that's Christmas Eve. - Sorry, I have plans with Kyle. 180 00:10:02,230 --> 00:10:05,070 And I've got numbness in my extremities. 181 00:10:05,718 --> 00:10:08,518 Dad, eww. 182 00:10:09,662 --> 00:10:13,462 Dad's right. Christmas Eve should be like the very first Christmas, 183 00:10:13,648 --> 00:10:17,648 cavemen sitting around the tree with Jesus opening presents. 184 00:10:17,924 --> 00:10:21,684 OK, that's it! We're all going to Christmas Eve services, 185 00:10:21,910 --> 00:10:24,630 especially you, Rory, and pay attention this time. 186 00:10:24,816 --> 00:10:27,216 We're gonna hear your mother sing a solo. 187 00:10:27,390 --> 00:10:30,190 - Oh... - "Oh," what, honey? 188 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:33,300 Well, I just realized I'm gonna be singing in front of you guys and 189 00:10:33,493 --> 00:10:36,253 what if I screw up? I don't wanna screw up in front of you. 190 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:40,320 You won't even notice us. There's gonna be a couple hundred people in church. 191 00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:42,254 Oh. 192 00:10:42,337 --> 00:10:45,737 Don't look at it like you're singing for a church packed with people. 193 00:10:45,949 --> 00:10:48,029 You're singing for God. 194 00:10:49,063 --> 00:10:50,143 Oh. 195 00:10:51,595 --> 00:10:52,875 You guys can't come. 196 00:10:52,965 --> 00:10:55,245 What? Wait a minute, this is your first solo. 197 00:10:55,456 --> 00:10:57,016 Exactly and I'm nervous enough. 198 00:10:57,159 --> 00:10:59,639 Paul, please, just think of it as a present to me. 199 00:10:59,774 --> 00:11:02,974 Hang on. Everybody was counting on spending Christmas Eve together. 200 00:11:03,179 --> 00:11:05,139 I've gotta hold this to a family vote. 201 00:11:05,255 --> 00:11:09,815 Kids, your mother doesn't want us to come to midnight services. 202 00:11:10,071 --> 00:11:10,991 - Cool. - OK. 203 00:11:11,109 --> 00:11:12,229 - Fine by me. - See ya. 204 00:11:15,717 --> 00:11:19,357 - Dad, I can't get these untangled. - It's OK. Maybe we have enough. 205 00:11:19,537 --> 00:11:22,217 Sure you don't need help? Kyle is great with undoing knots. 206 00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:25,400 - And hooks. And buttons. And snaps. - Rory, shut up! 207 00:11:25,599 --> 00:11:27,199 OK, here we go. 208 00:11:29,169 --> 00:11:32,769 Hey, Fred. Fred Doyle. Think I have a chance this year? 209 00:11:32,989 --> 00:11:36,749 [Jingle Bells plays] 210 00:11:41,541 --> 00:11:44,581 - Would you keep up? - People might think we're together. 211 00:11:44,780 --> 00:11:48,140 God forbid anyone think we're a family. Come on. 212 00:11:48,350 --> 00:11:51,550 Kerry's not gonna be with us Christmas Eve, we'll go be with her. 213 00:11:51,755 --> 00:11:55,315 OK, fine, I'll keep it three steps behind you, only because it's Christmas. 214 00:12:06,245 --> 00:12:07,285 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 215 00:12:07,407 --> 00:12:08,927 - What now? - Hide me, it's Kyle. 216 00:12:09,026 --> 00:12:11,946 If he hasn't figured out we're together by now, he's a moron. 217 00:12:14,507 --> 00:12:16,947 I can't believe him! He got me jewelry! 218 00:12:17,122 --> 00:12:18,802 This is the worst Christmas ever. 219 00:12:18,949 --> 00:12:22,469 - Why would you say a thing like that? - Because I only got him massage oil. 220 00:12:22,644 --> 00:12:25,764 - You got him massage oil? - Yeah, and now I'm gonna look cheap. 221 00:12:25,966 --> 00:12:27,526 - Uh, yeah. - OK, you're right. 222 00:12:27,668 --> 00:12:30,988 Level the playing field. Get something better. Rory, help me. Come on. 223 00:12:31,944 --> 00:12:35,344 Don't buy anything you have to rub on him, sweetie. 224 00:12:47,472 --> 00:12:51,272 Make it a real Christmas. Take a homeless dog home. 225 00:12:51,541 --> 00:12:53,581 Idiot. 226 00:12:53,700 --> 00:12:55,500 Hey, Care Bear. 227 00:12:55,651 --> 00:12:58,291 - Dad, what are you doing here? - Where else would I be? 228 00:12:58,516 --> 00:13:01,156 It's Christmas Eve and I wanna spend it with all my kids. 229 00:13:01,339 --> 00:13:03,139 Then where's Bridget and Rory? 230 00:13:04,121 --> 00:13:06,721 I don't know. Come on, honey, let's go. 231 00:13:06,903 --> 00:13:10,143 No, I am not leaving until I find at least one dog a home. 232 00:13:10,349 --> 00:13:14,349 I can't even get people to stop. It's like they just don't care. 233 00:13:14,625 --> 00:13:18,945 Hey, you're a good-looking family. But, you know what's missing? 234 00:13:19,192 --> 00:13:23,192 A good-looking dog. Hey, kid, you want a dog? 235 00:13:23,427 --> 00:13:24,507 - Puppies. - Please. 236 00:13:25,752 --> 00:13:28,752 Thanks. Thanks a lot. 237 00:13:36,463 --> 00:13:39,183 - Hey, what's going on? - We found one a home. 238 00:13:39,370 --> 00:13:41,250 - I thought you were hiding from... - Dad! 239 00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:44,564 Hiding from Santa, because he knows when you've been bad or good. 240 00:13:44,767 --> 00:13:48,887 Don't worry, babe, that's just an urban legend. 241 00:13:50,247 --> 00:13:53,767 OK, come on, let's go. We got a dog adopted, which is... 242 00:13:55,520 --> 00:13:57,120 ...not nearly enough. 243 00:13:57,264 --> 00:14:00,464 Bridget, Rory, Kyle grab a dog. 244 00:14:02,703 --> 00:14:04,903 - Great sad face. - Thanks. It's new. 245 00:14:14,245 --> 00:14:18,445 Merry Christmas. Enjoy your pre-owned dog. 246 00:14:22,756 --> 00:14:25,516 - You guys, thank you so much. - No, Kerry, this was nice. 247 00:14:25,704 --> 00:14:28,264 It was odd, but a nice way to spend Christmas Eve. 248 00:14:28,444 --> 00:14:31,804 I got what I wanted. I got to spend Christmas Eve with all my kids. 249 00:14:32,015 --> 00:14:34,455 - Dad, don't touch me! - We're in public. 250 00:14:35,627 --> 00:14:37,467 Don't even think about it, Dad. 251 00:14:38,824 --> 00:14:40,824 You're the dog nobody wants to play with. 252 00:14:40,983 --> 00:14:41,903 [growls] 253 00:14:42,021 --> 00:14:45,341 Well, been there, pal. Been there and back. 254 00:14:47,127 --> 00:14:49,607 - Bye. - Bye. 255 00:14:50,947 --> 00:14:54,267 Thanks for your help. I'll take it from here. Merry Christmas. 256 00:14:54,476 --> 00:14:57,116 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. 257 00:14:57,341 --> 00:14:59,021 [dog whimpers] 258 00:14:59,209 --> 00:15:02,809 - I'm gonna miss him. - Me, too. 259 00:15:04,731 --> 00:15:07,811 - Nobody should be alone tonight. - Well, we better get going. 260 00:15:08,011 --> 00:15:11,531 We have to make a stop on the way home. Oh, sorry. 261 00:15:15,775 --> 00:15:18,935 This isn't the Home of the Big Boy. 262 00:15:19,138 --> 00:15:21,338 You know, in a way it is. 263 00:15:22,667 --> 00:15:24,827 [whispering] Sir, could you move down... 264 00:15:30,846 --> 00:15:32,726 Mary Beth. 265 00:15:37,779 --> 00:15:38,699 Bridget! 266 00:15:38,817 --> 00:15:41,097 Dad, I gotta do it or it'll drive me crazy. 267 00:15:41,267 --> 00:15:44,387 - Do it. I dare you. - Dad, there's Mom. 268 00:15:54,843 --> 00:15:58,683 # Silent night 269 00:15:58,912 --> 00:16:02,712 # Holy night 270 00:16:02,898 --> 00:16:06,618 # All is calm 271 00:16:06,842 --> 00:16:10,562 # All is bright 272 00:16:10,786 --> 00:16:14,786 # Round yon Virgin 273 00:16:14,979 --> 00:16:17,779 # Mother and Child 274 00:16:18,924 --> 00:16:21,964 # Holy Infant 275 00:16:22,162 --> 00:16:26,602 # So tender and mild 276 00:16:26,854 --> 00:16:32,574 # Sleep in heavenly peace 277 00:16:35,074 --> 00:16:40,794 # Sleep in heavenly peace 278 00:16:47,281 --> 00:16:51,281 - # Silent night - # Silent... 279 00:16:51,515 --> 00:16:55,155 - # Holy night! - # Shepherds... 280 00:16:55,377 --> 00:16:59,177 # Shepherds quake 281 00:16:59,404 --> 00:17:03,164 # At the sight 282 00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:06,710 # Glories stream 283 00:17:06,919 --> 00:17:11,119 - # From heaven afar - # Alleluia... 284 00:17:11,361 --> 00:17:14,641 # Heavenly hosts 285 00:17:14,849 --> 00:17:18,889 # Sing Alleluia 286 00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:22,445 # Christ, the Savior 287 00:17:22,612 --> 00:17:27,012 # Is born 288 00:17:27,221 --> 00:17:30,661 # Christ, the Savior 289 00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:34,195 # Is born 290 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:39,480 # Christ, the Savior 291 00:17:39,676 --> 00:17:45,396 # Is born # 292 00:17:50,305 --> 00:17:54,705 [choir humming melody] 293 00:17:54,955 --> 00:17:57,035 [mouthing] 294 00:18:00,934 --> 00:18:04,654 Tell the truth. If we hadn't shown up, you'd have been mad, wouldn't you? 295 00:18:04,878 --> 00:18:08,918 Well, it's Christmas Eve and I was a solo. 296 00:18:09,154 --> 00:18:10,274 You sang beautifully. 297 00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:13,440 And you guys showing up was the best Christmas present ever. 298 00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:14,960 - Was it? - Thank you, honey. 299 00:18:15,133 --> 00:18:16,333 [door opens] 300 00:18:17,084 --> 00:18:18,724 [all] Eww. 301 00:18:19,783 --> 00:18:21,823 What are you doing outside? It's freezing. 302 00:18:21,983 --> 00:18:23,863 We were looking at the Doyle's lights. 303 00:18:24,018 --> 00:18:26,138 [groans] The Doyle's lights. 304 00:18:26,550 --> 00:18:29,670 - Can we open presents? - Rory, not until tomorrow morning. 305 00:18:29,830 --> 00:18:32,390 - Come on. - OK, you can each open one. 306 00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:35,970 Rory, you first. There's one right over there by the bookcase. 307 00:18:37,220 --> 00:18:39,100 I think you'll like it. 308 00:18:42,784 --> 00:18:46,144 A chemistry set! Thanks, Dad. 309 00:18:46,354 --> 00:18:47,354 Paul! 310 00:18:47,558 --> 00:18:49,118 [Bridget] So... 311 00:18:51,586 --> 00:18:52,866 So where are our presents? 312 00:18:53,039 --> 00:18:56,239 Uh, well, why don't you look under the tree, Kerry and Bridget, 313 00:18:56,485 --> 00:19:01,485 if you're ready for your presents. If you're ready for your presents. 314 00:19:02,256 --> 00:19:04,256 - [Bridget] Where? - [Kerry] Yeah, I mean... 315 00:19:04,373 --> 00:19:07,053 ...none of these have our names. - Keep looking. 316 00:19:07,861 --> 00:19:08,781 [door shuts] 317 00:19:08,899 --> 00:19:11,499 Oh, this could take all night. Girls, turn around. 318 00:19:13,134 --> 00:19:18,094 [gasps] Puppy! Oh, my God! Thank you, Daddy. 319 00:19:18,323 --> 00:19:21,763 [giggling] Thank you. 320 00:19:21,977 --> 00:19:26,257 - Kyle, help me find my present. - I am your present. 321 00:19:26,502 --> 00:19:30,262 Oh, Daddy, thank you. 322 00:19:30,447 --> 00:19:32,847 I'll feed him, walk him, and play with him every day. 323 00:19:33,021 --> 00:19:35,261 I will too. 324 00:19:36,010 --> 00:19:37,850 Hey, everybody, it's snowing. 325 00:19:38,418 --> 00:19:39,418 Oh, wow. 326 00:19:41,532 --> 00:19:44,692 - Nah, I'm just kidding. - Rory! 327 00:19:44,895 --> 00:19:47,655 - [electricity crackling] - Whoa! What the hell happened? 328 00:19:47,843 --> 00:19:50,443 It looks like the Doyles' lights blew out. 329 00:19:50,624 --> 00:19:52,904 Totally blew out. 330 00:19:53,987 --> 00:19:55,867 Rory. 331 00:19:56,022 --> 00:19:58,702 I didn't do anything. I swear we were just looking. 332 00:19:58,845 --> 00:20:03,445 You mean it just happened? Thank you. 333 00:20:05,031 --> 00:20:07,871 [all] Merry Christmas, Dad! 334 00:20:08,103 --> 00:20:11,983 I just... I just don't know what to say. This is the perfect Christmas. 335 00:20:12,214 --> 00:20:15,054 - I'm here with my family and... - And puppy. 336 00:20:15,245 --> 00:20:16,885 - And puppy. - And Kyle. 337 00:20:17,030 --> 00:20:19,390 And... Kyle. 338 00:20:19,562 --> 00:20:24,522 And the Doyles are gonna lose this year. I'm the richest man in town. 339 00:20:25,043 --> 00:20:29,563 God bless us, every one. 340 00:20:29,817 --> 00:20:32,377 # Deck the halls with boughs of holly 341 00:20:32,558 --> 00:20:34,678 [all] # Fa la la la la La la la la 342 00:20:34,841 --> 00:20:36,841 # 'Tis the season to be jolly 343 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,760 # Fa la la la la La la la la... 344 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:52,520 - You got me soap? - Gourmet soap. 345 00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:56,760 See, it says right there on the box. This one's made of oatmeal. 346 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,480 I think you use that one in the morning. 347 00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:03,960 I saw you coming out of the jewelry store. 348 00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:07,720 Oh, yeah. Check out this awesome watch. Three time zones. 349 00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:09,560 - You got yourself a watch? - Yeah. 350 00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:10,840 Ask me what time it is. 351 00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:13,760 - I think it's time for you to leave. - Not in London. 352 00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:17,440 Best watched using Open Subtitles MKV Player 353 00:21:17,490 --> 00:21:22,040 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 28114

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