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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,401 --> 00:00:05,030 Why are you breaking up with me? We've been going out for two weeks. 2 00:00:05,099 --> 00:00:07,863 And I've never had a girlfriend for two weeks. 3 00:00:07,930 --> 00:00:12,060 I believe in dreams. And last night, I had a dream that you were with Lindsay. 4 00:00:12,127 --> 00:00:14,493 She was all over you and you were all over her. 5 00:00:14,559 --> 00:00:17,119 But that was a dream. I was at the movies last night. 6 00:00:17,223 --> 00:00:20,317 Check. Call Kevin. No. Call Tyler. 7 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:24,286 It's too late, Kyle. You can't take back a dream. 8 00:00:28,316 --> 00:00:30,341 Hey, Bridget. Hey, Kyle. 9 00:00:30,414 --> 00:00:31,745 Kyle! 10 00:00:31,814 --> 00:00:32,940 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 11 00:00:33,013 --> 00:00:34,173 What is going on here? 12 00:00:34,278 --> 00:00:37,338 Uh... It's... it's OK, Papa H. 13 00:00:37,409 --> 00:00:39,775 No, please call me Mr. Hennessey. 14 00:00:39,841 --> 00:00:41,775 - G to G. - Pardon me? 15 00:00:41,840 --> 00:00:42,807 Got to go. 16 00:00:43,472 --> 00:00:47,340 Got to go? And he's leaving? G to G? That's the code? 17 00:00:47,402 --> 00:00:49,563 You say that and he leaves? Kyle, G to G. 18 00:00:51,733 --> 00:00:54,668 That was so rude! Would I do that to one of your friends? 19 00:00:54,731 --> 00:00:57,097 My house. Cate! 20 00:00:57,163 --> 00:01:01,657 Cate! You had a daughter downstairs alone with a boy on a couch! 21 00:01:02,292 --> 00:01:03,259 Cate! 22 00:01:04,124 --> 00:01:07,287 - Dad! - I'm sorry. Where's your mom? 23 00:01:07,356 --> 00:01:10,052 - She went out. - Dad, you so embarrassed me! 24 00:01:10,120 --> 00:01:13,180 - You know the rules. - So does Kerry. Gonna say anything? 25 00:01:13,252 --> 00:01:16,710 Oh, sorry. Hi, I'm Paul Hennessey, Kerry's dad. 26 00:01:16,783 --> 00:01:19,445 - I'm Guy, Kerry's study partner. - Nice to meet you. 27 00:01:19,514 --> 00:01:23,177 Amazing. I'm sitting on a couch with a boy, and you go psycho Dad. 28 00:01:23,245 --> 00:01:25,372 She's in bed with him and you do nothing? 29 00:01:25,443 --> 00:01:28,344 We're on the bed, not in the bed. Learn a preposition. 30 00:01:29,807 --> 00:01:31,900 We were just studying biology. 31 00:01:31,972 --> 00:01:35,464 That's it. Just... just bio... I gotta go. 32 00:01:36,535 --> 00:01:39,368 - It was nice meeting everybody. - Yeah. 33 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:40,400 Bye. 34 00:01:40,500 --> 00:01:44,630 - Bridget, you totally chased Guy away! - Dad chased Kyle away, so we're even. 35 00:01:44,696 --> 00:01:46,755 Wait, what kinda name is Guy? 36 00:01:46,828 --> 00:01:49,524 - It's French. He's French Canadian. - Ew. 37 00:01:49,593 --> 00:01:53,359 Bridget, one world. French Canadian? 38 00:01:54,156 --> 00:01:55,282 Sorry, sorry. 39 00:01:56,455 --> 00:02:00,084 Kerry was obviously studying. I don't have to worry about her. 40 00:02:00,152 --> 00:02:01,915 - What? - I've done that trick. 41 00:02:02,018 --> 00:02:04,919 You lay books and papers around just in case you come in. 42 00:02:04,982 --> 00:02:07,542 - Really? - No. 43 00:02:08,613 --> 00:02:11,741 - You don't have to worry about me? - You don't understand. 44 00:02:11,811 --> 00:02:15,872 You're the good guy in this scenario. When the dust settles, I want credit. 45 00:02:15,942 --> 00:02:18,809 - Why do you think I'm always good? - So I'm the bad girl? 46 00:02:20,739 --> 00:02:24,266 What's it called when you're damned if you do, damned if you don't? 47 00:02:24,335 --> 00:02:25,859 Oh, yes, fatherhood. 48 00:02:27,667 --> 00:02:30,192 Maybe I was laying books around to fool you. 49 00:02:30,265 --> 00:02:33,098 - It's not hard. - Is that what you want me to believe? 50 00:02:33,163 --> 00:02:35,927 Don't worry, Dad. They weren't messing around. 51 00:02:37,593 --> 00:02:39,356 Wait, this isn't my room. 52 00:02:39,425 --> 00:02:40,392 - What! - Get out! 53 00:02:40,491 --> 00:02:43,460 - Get out of here! - Rory! 54 00:02:43,726 --> 00:02:46,800 Subtitles downloaded from www.OpenSubtitles.org 55 00:03:02,276 --> 00:03:06,178 Kerry, sweetie, take a look at this. I think you'll like it. 56 00:03:06,241 --> 00:03:09,506 - Whatcha reading? - Rule of the Bone by Russell Banks. 57 00:03:09,571 --> 00:03:13,667 God, he writes with such a measured rage. What's that? 58 00:03:15,500 --> 00:03:19,368 It's my column on how dogs start to look like their owners. 59 00:03:20,663 --> 00:03:22,688 I don't know, maybe now's not the time. 60 00:03:22,762 --> 00:03:24,730 Rory, shouldn't you be in bed? 61 00:03:24,827 --> 00:03:28,558 I can't sleep. I'm worried 'cause... 62 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:32,061 ...'cause Bridget's not home yet and it's past her curfew. 63 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:38,785 Well, Rory, son, that's not worrying, that's tattling. 64 00:03:38,852 --> 00:03:40,513 And I thank you. 65 00:03:42,582 --> 00:03:46,643 OK, there she is now. Bridget is starting to take advantage. 66 00:03:46,712 --> 00:03:51,274 Her curfew is 11:30. Not 11:35 or 11:37. 67 00:03:51,375 --> 00:03:55,106 - You know where this is leading? - 11:40? 68 00:03:55,173 --> 00:03:57,698 Not on my watch. I'm gonna have a talk with Kyle. 69 00:03:57,772 --> 00:03:59,433 She broke up with Kyle today. 70 00:03:59,504 --> 00:04:03,372 - She broke up with Kyle? - Yeah, she's out with some jock. 71 00:04:03,434 --> 00:04:05,402 So she's done grieving. 72 00:04:06,432 --> 00:04:09,265 Yeah, some basketball player. I hate them. 73 00:04:09,330 --> 00:04:11,491 White boys thinking they're all ghetto. 74 00:04:11,562 --> 00:04:15,328 "I'm a baller, holla! Holla back, brotha, uh-huh." 75 00:04:16,659 --> 00:04:18,889 I hate it when they do that. 76 00:04:20,023 --> 00:04:22,389 - Hi, honey. - I thought you were Bridget. 77 00:04:22,488 --> 00:04:25,048 Bridget? She's on the front porch with her date. 78 00:04:25,152 --> 00:04:29,452 It is 11:37 and she's past her curfew. 79 00:04:29,516 --> 00:04:32,485 Well, by a few minutes. Can't you be a little flexible? 80 00:04:32,581 --> 00:04:33,912 What's the big deal? 81 00:04:33,979 --> 00:04:36,948 It was a big deal when we negotiated this. 82 00:04:37,044 --> 00:04:39,478 I wanted 10:30. You said midnight. 83 00:04:39,543 --> 00:04:42,603 I said 11. But the girls wanted two holes in each ear. 84 00:04:42,674 --> 00:04:47,134 So we settled on 11:30, one hole in the ear. 85 00:04:48,203 --> 00:04:50,899 I was there, Paul. I took the minutes. 86 00:04:50,968 --> 00:04:54,267 I can't believe it! Look, it's 11:38. 87 00:04:54,332 --> 00:04:57,790 - You were always in by curfew? - Always! 88 00:04:57,863 --> 00:04:59,797 - Really, Mom? - No way. 89 00:05:00,262 --> 00:05:02,992 I just don't like to bring my exes up to your father. 90 00:05:03,059 --> 00:05:06,995 He's all, "Was he cuter than me, was he cuter than me?" 91 00:05:07,056 --> 00:05:08,717 I'm just too tired. 92 00:05:09,855 --> 00:05:13,757 - Was who cuter than me? - No one, honey. No one. 93 00:05:13,819 --> 00:05:16,754 Thank God that we have one kid we don't have to worry about. 94 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:19,786 There you go again! You don't have to worry about me 95 00:05:19,848 --> 00:05:22,316 just 'cause I'm not Miss Blonde Bobble Head? 96 00:05:22,380 --> 00:05:24,814 "Like, oh, my God, my name's Bridget. 97 00:05:24,878 --> 00:05:28,439 I can't believe how much my head shakes when I talk." 98 00:05:37,302 --> 00:05:39,770 That's... that's really mean. 99 00:05:41,633 --> 00:05:43,794 Really, really mean. 100 00:05:45,131 --> 00:05:48,225 Maybe I'm sneakier about my boyfriends. Ever think of that? 101 00:05:48,295 --> 00:05:50,729 You are too young. We have rules about that. 102 00:05:50,794 --> 00:05:54,093 - Well, ooh-la-la. - Is that French? 103 00:05:56,023 --> 00:05:59,459 Dad, I'm getting real worried. 104 00:06:00,820 --> 00:06:02,788 Bridget still hasn't come in yet. 105 00:06:02,852 --> 00:06:06,151 Enough, you already have the job. Upstairs. 106 00:06:09,014 --> 00:06:10,948 Daddy! Don't you knock? 107 00:06:14,877 --> 00:06:17,345 Bridget, time to come in! 108 00:06:17,409 --> 00:06:20,276 Honey, wipe your feet, take off the boy. 109 00:06:22,205 --> 00:06:26,767 Hi. Paul "Hit-man" Hennessey. You might have seen some of my fights. 110 00:06:26,869 --> 00:06:29,360 I didn't catch your name, don't really care to. 111 00:06:29,433 --> 00:06:31,162 Travis Smith. 112 00:06:31,232 --> 00:06:33,928 Travis Smith? You're the basketball player? 113 00:06:33,997 --> 00:06:35,362 - Yeah. - He's a baller. 114 00:06:35,463 --> 00:06:37,624 - Holla. - Holla back, brotha. 115 00:06:37,728 --> 00:06:39,093 Uh-huh. 116 00:06:41,093 --> 00:06:43,220 - No flirting. - No problem. 117 00:06:43,291 --> 00:06:48,194 Cate, you didn't tell me Bridget was going out with The Rainman. 118 00:06:48,953 --> 00:06:51,683 The Rainman. Wow. 119 00:06:51,752 --> 00:06:55,518 - Who's The Rainman? - Travis. He rains down three-pointers. 120 00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:58,210 This guy is the best guard in the state. 121 00:06:58,280 --> 00:07:01,010 He's the son of Steve Smith. 122 00:07:01,079 --> 00:07:03,047 "Canned Heat" Smith. Ring any bells? 123 00:07:03,143 --> 00:07:06,635 - No. - Ace pitcher for the Detroit Tigers. 124 00:07:06,708 --> 00:07:09,677 What, you live under a rock? 125 00:07:09,739 --> 00:07:11,900 No, but I'm willing to move. 126 00:07:12,804 --> 00:07:15,534 The Smiths are Michigan sports royalty. 127 00:07:15,601 --> 00:07:18,695 - Smith is a big name in Michigan. - I think I've heard of it. 128 00:07:18,766 --> 00:07:22,930 Hey, can I get you kids anything? 129 00:07:23,697 --> 00:07:27,133 Un, Daddy, I was kinda hoping Travis could take me out for a bite? 130 00:07:27,194 --> 00:07:28,354 Da! 131 00:07:29,526 --> 00:07:31,153 - Can we, please? - No. 132 00:07:31,224 --> 00:07:33,749 - Sure. - Ha, ha. Wait a minute. 133 00:07:33,822 --> 00:07:37,155 Weren't you just discussing your precious 11:30 rule? 134 00:07:37,220 --> 00:07:40,189 Can't you be a little flexible? This is a special occasion. 135 00:07:40,284 --> 00:07:44,118 It's not every day my daughter goes out with the state's leading scorer. 136 00:07:44,182 --> 00:07:45,479 Yeah, lead... 137 00:07:49,512 --> 00:07:51,776 OK, it's 1 am. Why are you still up? 138 00:07:51,843 --> 00:07:54,209 I couldn't wait to hear all about your date. 139 00:07:54,275 --> 00:07:56,743 Well, there's not much to it. We went to the... 140 00:07:57,340 --> 00:07:58,830 Shut up. 141 00:07:59,338 --> 00:08:01,363 I am so angry at Dad. 142 00:08:01,437 --> 00:08:05,669 He thinks of me as some sort of virgin spinster, like Miss Havisham. 143 00:08:06,932 --> 00:08:08,229 Great Expectations? 144 00:08:09,564 --> 00:08:10,861 Charles Dickens? 145 00:08:11,896 --> 00:08:13,261 A book. 146 00:08:15,360 --> 00:08:18,591 Hardee's was closed so we went to get ice cream at The Parlor. 147 00:08:18,659 --> 00:08:21,492 Dad didn't even wait up for me. So cool. How are my abs? 148 00:08:21,556 --> 00:08:23,114 Perfect. 149 00:08:23,188 --> 00:08:26,123 - So you like this Guy guy? - He's like a friend. 150 00:08:26,186 --> 00:08:28,950 - Not like you and Travis. - Travis? No, he's OK. 151 00:08:29,018 --> 00:08:31,486 I went out with him because Lindsay liked him. 152 00:08:31,549 --> 00:08:34,313 When she gave me this top back it was all stretched out 153 00:08:34,381 --> 00:08:38,147 and had a stain from a party she wasn't going to because I wasn't invited. 154 00:08:38,245 --> 00:08:39,974 Nice try, Linds. 155 00:08:42,475 --> 00:08:46,809 Wow. So, OK, you're not going out with him again? 156 00:08:46,872 --> 00:08:49,306 Oh, I'm going out with him again. Dad loves him. 157 00:08:49,371 --> 00:08:53,205 He lets me stay out as late as I want. It is a whole other world past 11:30. 158 00:08:53,267 --> 00:08:56,828 Hardee's is closed, but there are other places. 159 00:08:57,498 --> 00:09:01,764 - Isn't that like using someone? - Uh, yeah. 160 00:09:01,829 --> 00:09:05,788 Little sister, you have much to learn. Why Dad thinks you're the book girl. 161 00:09:05,892 --> 00:09:08,759 OK, well, from now on I am Madame Bovary. 162 00:09:09,856 --> 00:09:11,756 Another book girl. 163 00:09:12,621 --> 00:09:16,387 I'm gonna act like you in front of Dad and freak him out. 164 00:09:16,485 --> 00:09:18,043 Ohhh! 165 00:09:18,117 --> 00:09:19,675 That's good. 166 00:09:25,678 --> 00:09:27,202 Hennessy! 167 00:09:27,278 --> 00:09:29,644 Tommy, hey. Listen, I gotta go. Sorry. 168 00:09:32,374 --> 00:09:34,842 There something on your mind, Tom? 169 00:09:34,906 --> 00:09:36,931 Do you see fear in my eyes? 170 00:09:37,870 --> 00:09:39,235 - No. - Because it's hate! 171 00:09:39,336 --> 00:09:40,428 What's wrong? 172 00:09:40,501 --> 00:09:44,062 What's wrong? Your little girl, Barbarella, broke my son's heart. 173 00:09:44,166 --> 00:09:46,896 My baby boy, Kyle, is devastated. 174 00:09:46,964 --> 00:09:49,694 Found somebody better, she says? Nobody's better. 175 00:09:49,762 --> 00:09:54,893 - Not in this life, buddy. - She is starting to see Travis Smith. 176 00:09:54,959 --> 00:09:59,521 I don't care if she's starting to see... Travis Smith, The Rainman? 177 00:09:59,622 --> 00:10:02,250 - Yeah! - Our Bridget is dating The Rainman? 178 00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:05,221 It's getting serious. He was even over at the house. 179 00:10:05,284 --> 00:10:06,308 Oh, yeah. 180 00:10:06,384 --> 00:10:08,875 - Hey, Papa H. - Oh, shut up. 181 00:10:08,949 --> 00:10:10,678 Kyle. 182 00:10:10,747 --> 00:10:13,181 - Why isn't Kyle in school? - There's no school. 183 00:10:13,246 --> 00:10:15,612 - It's Take Your Kid to Work Day. - No, it's not. 184 00:10:15,678 --> 00:10:17,339 - No, it's not! - Dad! 185 00:10:18,842 --> 00:10:21,003 So Kyle's really upset? 186 00:10:21,074 --> 00:10:24,202 Throwing up, crying, sleeping under the bed. 187 00:10:24,271 --> 00:10:27,502 Never mind that now. Are you kidding me? That's so great. 188 00:10:27,570 --> 00:10:30,437 See if your daughter can make him commit to Michigan. 189 00:10:30,501 --> 00:10:32,731 - Take us to the Final Four. - I'll do my best. 190 00:10:32,799 --> 00:10:34,858 - I'm talking about her best. - Hey! 191 00:10:34,931 --> 00:10:37,195 - You follow? - That's my baby girl. 192 00:10:37,262 --> 00:10:39,628 - Well... - My baby girl dating Travis Smith! 193 00:10:39,727 --> 00:10:42,628 That's what I'm saying. 194 00:10:46,057 --> 00:10:50,619 - Can I sit in the cart? - No! Now go get the popcorn. 195 00:10:53,884 --> 00:10:56,717 - Hi, Kerry. - Guy, what are you doing here? 196 00:10:56,782 --> 00:11:01,913 - You told me to meet you here. - Nice try, Madame Ovary. 197 00:11:01,979 --> 00:11:05,415 - What? - It's a book, Dad. 198 00:11:05,910 --> 00:11:08,003 Guy, let's get out of here. Come on. 199 00:11:08,074 --> 00:11:09,632 Harmless. 200 00:11:09,741 --> 00:11:13,768 - Travis! - Travis is here? Oh, my God. 201 00:11:13,838 --> 00:11:17,672 What is with you? You've got a man crush on Bridget's boyfriend. 202 00:11:17,735 --> 00:11:21,193 No, it's his father. I mean, he's with his father. 203 00:11:22,864 --> 00:11:25,196 Mr. and Mrs. Hennessy, this is my dad. 204 00:11:25,263 --> 00:11:27,629 - Steve Smith. - No, I'm Steve Smith. 205 00:11:28,860 --> 00:11:30,327 No, I meant I'm Paul. 206 00:11:30,393 --> 00:11:33,362 - You used to cover the Tigers. - For a couple of years. 207 00:11:33,423 --> 00:11:35,687 A few seasons in the sun. 208 00:11:35,756 --> 00:11:38,691 Now he writes the column where Peanuts used to be. 209 00:11:38,753 --> 00:11:41,620 - Excuse me. Is this your wife? - Yes. Cate, Steve Smith. 210 00:11:41,685 --> 00:11:43,414 - Hi. - Mr. Canned Heat. 211 00:11:43,483 --> 00:11:45,383 [Kerry giggling] Stop it. 212 00:11:45,449 --> 00:11:49,681 Sounds to me like we got a little hein' and shein' going on in aisle three, 213 00:11:49,746 --> 00:11:51,304 if you catch my drift. 214 00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:54,836 That's just my little girl Kerry with her study buddy. 215 00:11:54,909 --> 00:11:59,039 - Study buddy? - I didn't do anything. 216 00:11:59,106 --> 00:12:01,131 I gotta go. 217 00:12:01,205 --> 00:12:03,639 So cute. 218 00:12:03,703 --> 00:12:05,796 - Nice meeting you. - Nice meeting you. 219 00:12:05,869 --> 00:12:07,200 Bridget is a great girl. 220 00:12:07,267 --> 00:12:09,929 - You got a hell of a son. - Yeah, boys are great. 221 00:12:09,999 --> 00:12:13,162 That's my little fella over there sitting in the cart. 222 00:12:13,230 --> 00:12:16,791 - The one that's stuck? - He'll be fine. 223 00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:19,022 - See you around? - An honor to meet you. 224 00:12:19,092 --> 00:12:20,059 Just an honor. 225 00:12:20,159 --> 00:12:22,286 - Take care. - You too. Bye-bye. 226 00:12:22,690 --> 00:12:27,059 - Could Travis and I hang out tonight? - No, it's family movie night. 227 00:12:27,154 --> 00:12:29,122 Well, she could miss it just once. 228 00:12:29,185 --> 00:12:31,517 Paul, it's also a school night. 229 00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:34,815 - Oh, I forgot it's a school night. - Please? 230 00:12:35,448 --> 00:12:38,178 Oh, hell, she doesn't study. Go have a good time. 231 00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:48,735 Details, please? 232 00:12:48,805 --> 00:12:52,172 Uh, last night? Three parties. Stayed out till 12:30. 233 00:12:52,236 --> 00:12:54,796 Tonight, we'll go to the dance and an after party. 234 00:12:54,868 --> 00:12:57,632 I'm pushing for 2am. A personal best. 235 00:12:58,399 --> 00:12:58,731 What about you? Details, please? 236 00:12:58,731 --> 00:13:00,824 What about you? Details, please? 237 00:13:00,897 --> 00:13:02,865 I'm going to the dance too. 238 00:13:02,929 --> 00:13:05,693 No, I mean, what's with you and this Guy guy? 239 00:13:05,793 --> 00:13:09,490 Our father has to be the dumbest man that ever lived. 240 00:13:10,057 --> 00:13:13,026 Then why is he always on my case when I get a C? 241 00:13:17,019 --> 00:13:20,386 I am practically throwing myself all over Guy and he's, like, 242 00:13:20,484 --> 00:13:23,612 "Cute, so cute. Aren't they cute, Cate?" 243 00:13:23,681 --> 00:13:26,980 Hmm. Maybe Guy's the problem. Maybe you need another prop. 244 00:13:28,012 --> 00:13:29,479 That is so mean. 245 00:13:31,276 --> 00:13:35,940 Oh, good afternoon, Your Highness. Is this breakfast or lunch? 246 00:13:36,972 --> 00:13:40,237 - Did you have a good time with Travis? - Yes, Daddy. 247 00:13:40,303 --> 00:13:43,568 - I had a good time too. - No you didn't, you were with us. 248 00:13:43,634 --> 00:13:47,161 [phone ringing] 249 00:13:47,231 --> 00:13:49,756 Hello? Steve! 250 00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:51,798 - Is Travis here? - No. 251 00:13:51,862 --> 00:13:54,387 He wants to talk to me. Yeah. 252 00:13:54,460 --> 00:13:56,758 Uh... just a sec. 253 00:13:56,825 --> 00:13:58,087 - Tonight? - No. 254 00:13:58,158 --> 00:13:59,523 Yeah, we'd be happy to. 255 00:14:00,123 --> 00:14:03,354 Cool. OK, see you later, partner. 256 00:14:03,421 --> 00:14:07,915 So, I guess that date we've planned is now dinner with Canned and Mrs. Heat? 257 00:14:07,984 --> 00:14:11,943 Oh, I wish. No, he wanted us to help chaperone the school dance tonight. 258 00:14:12,047 --> 00:14:14,811 - What could I say? - How about no? 259 00:14:14,913 --> 00:14:17,848 Paul, this is my first Saturday night off in weeks. 260 00:14:17,911 --> 00:14:21,472 - I don't wanna chaperone a dance. - You're gonna chaperone the dance? 261 00:14:21,541 --> 00:14:24,704 We have to. Travis' dad is in charge of the booster club. 262 00:14:24,773 --> 00:14:26,240 - No. - No. 263 00:14:26,837 --> 00:14:29,738 Maybe it's time for me to give a little something back. 264 00:14:31,034 --> 00:14:32,365 Oh, bull. 265 00:14:33,267 --> 00:14:36,759 Maybe I care about children, while you just want dinner and a movie. 266 00:14:36,831 --> 00:14:38,799 - Yeah! - Yeah! 267 00:14:40,162 --> 00:14:42,426 You at the dance is an invasion of privacy. 268 00:14:42,494 --> 00:14:45,861 I'm not gonna bother you and Travis. You won't know I'm there. 269 00:14:45,924 --> 00:14:49,883 - I want you guys to have fun. - I don't want you at the dance, either. 270 00:14:51,055 --> 00:14:53,216 Why? What's going down? 271 00:14:53,719 --> 00:14:56,279 If you're there, my social status. 272 00:14:58,216 --> 00:15:00,514 [rock music playing] 273 00:15:01,514 --> 00:15:03,880 OK, stop walking so loud! 274 00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:06,506 I am just as unhappy about being here as you are. 275 00:15:06,610 --> 00:15:09,306 Why don't you dance with one of your little friends? 276 00:15:09,376 --> 00:15:12,539 My little friends? Where is Guy? 277 00:15:14,538 --> 00:15:17,507 Hi Mr. H, Mrs. H. 278 00:15:17,603 --> 00:15:19,764 Poor Kyle. He looks so sad. 279 00:15:19,868 --> 00:15:23,895 Yeah. There's Bridget and Travis! Hey, guys! How are ya? 280 00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:27,298 Listen, I haven't seen your dad around. I hope he's not sick. 281 00:15:27,363 --> 00:15:29,297 Man crush. 282 00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:32,729 He never comes to these things. He gets people to volunteer. 283 00:15:34,491 --> 00:15:38,450 So now that Steve has stood you up, can we please go to a restaurant? 284 00:15:38,555 --> 00:15:40,318 I thought he'd be here. 285 00:15:41,053 --> 00:15:42,486 You're, like, nine. 286 00:15:46,383 --> 00:15:49,682 You know what, honey, you are right. I'm sorry. 287 00:15:49,747 --> 00:15:51,806 I know what that feels like. 288 00:15:51,879 --> 00:15:54,211 I remember when I met Dr. Christian Barnard. 289 00:15:54,278 --> 00:15:56,212 The heart guy? Was he cuter than me? 290 00:15:56,276 --> 00:16:00,542 No. But I was in total awe, so I know what it's like. 291 00:16:00,606 --> 00:16:04,372 Just don't let your intoxication get in the way of your parenting. 292 00:16:04,470 --> 00:16:07,928 - Like I'd let that happen. - Well, don't be so sure. 293 00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:13,462 - Bridget is not above playing you. - I think I'm a little more savvy. 294 00:16:15,096 --> 00:16:19,123 Have you noticed how many times lately Bridget has asked you for something 295 00:16:19,194 --> 00:16:22,425 starting with the word "Daddy"? 296 00:16:22,491 --> 00:16:24,459 [Bridget] Daddy? 297 00:16:25,723 --> 00:16:29,284 - Can Travis and I go to a party after? - What time will you be home? 298 00:16:29,386 --> 00:16:31,684 - I don't know. Late. - Well... 299 00:16:31,751 --> 00:16:33,048 - Please, Daddy? - No. 300 00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:34,482 Thanks. 301 00:16:34,550 --> 00:16:39,317 - I said me and Travis, The Rainman. - I heard what you said. 302 00:16:39,413 --> 00:16:43,782 Your curfew's still 11:30. Guess what, cupcake? Daddy's back. 303 00:16:51,139 --> 00:16:53,369 Oh, my God, Cate. Look over there. 304 00:16:53,437 --> 00:16:57,305 - Come on, dance with me. - No, no. I am not gonna embarrass her. 305 00:16:57,367 --> 00:16:59,528 OK, fine. I'll do it myself. 306 00:17:16,588 --> 00:17:21,150 - This was our date night. - Mine too. 307 00:17:45,368 --> 00:17:48,929 - Wow, you are a great dancer. - Thanks. 308 00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:59,089 - What are you doing? - What? 309 00:17:59,192 --> 00:18:03,652 Well, I just thought that how cool it is being study partners, 310 00:18:03,722 --> 00:18:06,452 maybe we could go to the next level. 311 00:18:08,285 --> 00:18:10,947 Guy, I like you, 312 00:18:11,017 --> 00:18:13,110 but I just like you as a friend. 313 00:18:13,182 --> 00:18:16,151 But the way you were dancing with me... 314 00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:19,306 Awww... Forget it. 315 00:18:25,340 --> 00:18:27,865 Dad, stop spying on me! 316 00:18:27,938 --> 00:18:30,406 I wasn't spying. 317 00:18:30,470 --> 00:18:33,803 OK, maybe I was spying at first, but then I got into the music. 318 00:18:33,867 --> 00:18:37,303 - It's... Are you OK? - No. 319 00:18:38,598 --> 00:18:41,567 He's a nice guy and I hurt his feelings. 320 00:18:42,995 --> 00:18:44,087 I led him on. 321 00:18:45,559 --> 00:18:49,518 I don't want to be a girl like that. I hate girls like that. 322 00:18:49,590 --> 00:18:51,956 - I share a room with... - I know, I know. 323 00:18:52,554 --> 00:18:56,183 So why did you do it? Just to get a rise out of me? 324 00:18:56,252 --> 00:18:57,879 - Yes! - Why? 325 00:18:58,784 --> 00:19:02,311 Because I'm tired of you looking at me like I'm a little girl. 326 00:19:03,614 --> 00:19:07,573 Well, after watching you dance, I'm sure I won't being doing that again. 327 00:19:07,644 --> 00:19:09,373 Good. 328 00:19:09,443 --> 00:19:12,105 It's nice to be treated like an adult once in a while. 329 00:19:12,174 --> 00:19:13,698 I'll try to remember that. 330 00:19:14,906 --> 00:19:18,398 Honey, please don't ask me to apologize 331 00:19:18,470 --> 00:19:20,961 for wanting to keep you my little girl. 332 00:19:27,198 --> 00:19:29,723 - Hey, you wanna dance? - Yeah. 333 00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:35,219 Not with you. 334 00:19:40,454 --> 00:19:42,752 - You wanna dance? - No. 335 00:19:45,052 --> 00:19:47,111 Hey, what's that over there? 336 00:19:47,184 --> 00:19:49,345 - Bridget and Travis broke up. - What? 337 00:19:49,448 --> 00:19:51,609 Yeah. She didn't like him that much. 338 00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:53,841 She loved the free ride you were giving her. 339 00:19:53,946 --> 00:19:55,846 Where is Bridget? I wanna talk to her. 340 00:19:55,911 --> 00:19:59,142 She was a little upset, so I let her go home with... 341 00:19:59,209 --> 00:20:00,437 Kyle! 342 00:20:01,207 --> 00:20:04,074 Last night, I had a dream that we were both in your truck, 343 00:20:04,138 --> 00:20:07,699 but I couldn't see you because I was wearing my Kate Spade sunglasses, 344 00:20:07,769 --> 00:20:11,205 which makes it hard for me to see because the tint is too dark. 345 00:20:11,267 --> 00:20:14,236 - I had the same dream. - Oh, my God! 346 00:20:15,364 --> 00:20:17,696 Daddy, didn't we talk about knocking? 347 00:20:21,493 --> 00:20:23,461 Who said you could be alone with a boy? 348 00:20:23,559 --> 00:20:25,049 She did. 349 00:20:26,390 --> 00:20:31,327 Hi, Kyle. Paul, you locked Kerry and me in the car again. 350 00:20:31,952 --> 00:20:33,920 - Kyle, why don't you G to G? - What? 351 00:20:34,018 --> 00:20:35,178 - Leave! - Dad! 352 00:20:36,649 --> 00:20:40,176 - I'll see you in your dreams. - Hey, you stay out of her dreams. 353 00:20:41,913 --> 00:20:47,215 You know what, no boys allowed after 11:30, and it is exactly... 354 00:20:47,975 --> 00:20:49,806 ...11:30. 355 00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:52,434 You are so mean! You owe me an apology. 356 00:20:56,070 --> 00:20:57,594 No, I don't. 357 00:20:57,668 --> 00:20:59,932 Not my hair. God, I spent all day on my hair. 358 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,662 Now it's gonna smell like my father. 359 00:21:04,790 --> 00:21:07,851 Best watched using Open Subtitles MKV Player 360 00:21:07,901 --> 00:21:12,451 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 28810

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