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I got my bridesmaid's dress
for Cerie's wedding.
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It is a Vietnamese size two.
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Dressing up isn't
any easier for men.
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Do you know what it's like when a man
shows up wearing the same cufflinks?
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- You might as well be invisible.
- I'm not gonna let this dress win.
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I have a plan.
This morning, I joined...
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- A suicide cult!
- ... a gym. What do you want?
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I just received a call
from Don Geiss' estate lawyer.
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Apparently,
I've been named in his will.
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I know this is
a difficult time for you,
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but word of advice:
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if you have to spend the night
in a haunted house,
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you better hope that everybody else
there is black guys and sluts.
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I want something
to remember the man by.
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His pen or his tie clip.
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Maybe that boyhood sled
he held so dear.
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I believed he called it...
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Sleddy.
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Something which I, in turn,
can then pass on to my...
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protege.
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Any chance
it's one of those bendy hospital beds?
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Maybe.
He did have three.
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He was such an amazing man.
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- Feygnasse Team -
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.:: La Fabrique ::.
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Arrow - Valpi
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Jarick - Collioure
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4x19: Argus
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Before we rehearse,
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I have an announcement to make.
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Our boy Grizz is getting married
on may 22nd.
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Jeez, another wedding.
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Life is like TV.
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Testing tells us that people
like weddings, births,
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and episodes where a character dies.
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- That's dumb.
- My heart!
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So I thought
Grizz might want to take this time
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to announce who's gonna
be his best man.
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I haven't decided yet.
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"I haven't decided yet."
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You sound like my mother
talking to the planned parenthood lady.
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Seriously, which one
of your rich and famous friends
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with hepatitis B
are you going to pick?
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Let's not do this
in front of everybody.
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Let's not
do this in front of everybody?
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You sound like my mother
being pulled onstage
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at a 2 live crew concert.
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Damn.
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My mother had problems.
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Brother, we have to tell Jenna
we can't do her Kardashian sketch
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because Jack is "bros"
with Lamar Odom.
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- You are such a coward!
- You think I care what you think?
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So look, we can't do
the Kardashian sketch.
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Okay, I understand.
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Pete, there you are you.
I heard one of your kids broke his arm.
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- The shed I built collapsed on him.
- Is he gonna be okay?
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What's going on?
Why are you being so happy and nice?
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Are you soaking your tampons
in vodka again?
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No, it's just...
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I met a guy, okay?
It's just been a few weeks.
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We're not putting labels on anything yet
because the glue is abrasive.
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But I'm really happy.
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Is there any chance
this might make our lives easier?
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No way.
I have seen this 100 times.
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She gets psyched about some guy,
he reveals himself to be crazy,
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then there's a terrible breakup,
and we suffer.
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Remember when she dated that sniper?
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And so it's over.
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- There's a laser on your forehead.
- Please. He's not gonna fire.
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For God's sakes,
he's scared of his own mother!
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Aren't cha, Alan?
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Whoever this new guy is,
we need to figure out his deal
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before she gets burned
and takes it out on us.
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Tell me about it.
Remember this breakup, when she bit me?
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- That was, like, two years ago.
- It just won't heal.
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That concludes Mr. Geiss'
financial disbursements.
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I believe all have
been accounted for.
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His daughter.
His lovely wife.
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His even lovelier mistress.
The secret canadian family.
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And his even more secret
attic family.
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All that remains
are a few personal items.
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"To my daughter Cathy,
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"I bequeath my pocket watch.
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"It comes with very specific
instructions for care,
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"the most important of which
is to not let the piece get wet."
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"To my protege and friend,
John Francis Donaghy,
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"I leave a gift
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"from the gardens of my estate
in Connecticut.
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"My beloved pet peacock, Argus."
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Hello, old friend.
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Vietnamese size two.
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I hope it wasn't awkward for you
when Tracy brought up my wedding.
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- Why would it be awkward?
- Our sexual past.
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Leave it open. I'd feel safer.
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- How could I help you, Grizz?
- Tracy keeps pushing...
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To be your best man.
Yeah, I noticed that.
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- But I wanna pick Dotcom and...
- You're afraid Tracy will freak out.
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So you want me to help you
convince him to step aside.
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You know my every thought. We were
the Sam and Diane of this place.
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I want you to meet someone.
This is my boyfriend Paul.
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You can call me Dallas.
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This could be
the start of something for me.
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It's really nice to meet you,
and I'm a big fan of the show.
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Yeah, so, Paul, what's your deal?
How did you guys meet?
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- Through a mutual fund.
- Friend, Jenna.
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Of course.
Through a friend fund.
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Noted.
And what do you do for a living, Paul?
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I work for a bank.
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... rupt circus.
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He works for a bankrupt circus.
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Okay, he's hiding something.
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I'm guessing...
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Already-married cat strangler.
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Hey, could I just get a signa...
Living dinosaur!
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This is Argus.
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He was a gift from Don Geiss.
His last gift, to be exact.
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Why did Don Geiss have a peacock?
Is that an NBC thing?
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No, Don owned Argus
long before he bought NBC.
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Peacocks can live up to 40 years,
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longer if they're not part
of Mike Tyson's home zoo.
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- What a weird gift.
- Not at all.
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When Don was first
taking me under his wing,
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he and I would sit on the veranda
of his home in Connecticut,
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talking about business, politics,
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how to avoid getting paper cuts
while making love on a pile of money.
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And our friend Argus would strut
proudly through the garden.
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We three peacocks felt like
we owned the world.
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Well, that's a...
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How did he get up here so quick?
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I never told anybody this before,
Lemon,
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but Don and I had nicknames
for each other.
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Like we might someday, J-Town?
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We called each other
Sempa� and Koha�.
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Master and pupil.
Terms we learned on a trip to japan
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because they played the movie
Rising Sun on the airplane.
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Don was my Sempa�.
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Now this bird is...
all that remains.
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Jack, I'm really sorry for your...
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His feather went in my mouth.
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It's so oily.
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He's marked you.
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He thinks you're his wife.
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Get out.
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Grizz and I were just talking.
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Of course.
You guys are very close.
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Continue.
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And we had an amazing idea.
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We thought that maybe,
at the wedding,
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you could be
the lead singer of the band.
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Really?
I'd be awesome at that.
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You would.
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Now, of course you couldn't
sing and...
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But who's gonna tell you two?
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- The wedding band is U2?
- No! You two idiots!
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I see what you're trying to do.
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You're trying to manipulate me
into not being the best man.
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And, damn it, Grizz,
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I've known you
since you was six feet tall!
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I'm gonna be your best man!
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I am the leader of this entourage!
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And because of you,
I'm having a tantrum!
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Now pick up that table
and smash it for me!
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I know that.
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What are you doing?
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I'm just feeling the weight
of Jenna's jewelry on my finger pads.
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- Dallas.
- What's up?
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Paul is getting weirder.
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We've got to step it up.
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We should follow him.
I don't care how long it takes.
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What's going on?
Your kids have a play tonight?
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Oklahoma.
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They haven't cowboy hats
big enough for my kid,
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- they're wearing turbans.
- It's on.
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When Paul leaves, we follow him,
CIA style.
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And afterwards, I go to the gym.
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Words are the first step
on the road to deeds!
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You wanted to see me, sir?
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Oh, my, what a gorgeous swamp eagle.
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This is Argus.
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He is very special to me.
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- Is he okay?
- I don't know.
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He's become listless.
And he won't eat any of the peacock food
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I got at the crazy
rich person's pet store.
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Frankly, I don't know what to do.
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He's recently taken a mate.
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Good luck, Argus.
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Sir, there's nothing wrong
with this bird.
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He's just very old.
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Argus probably doesn't have
very long to live.
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All of your page duties
stop right now.
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The welfare of this bird
is your only concern.
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He lives... or you die.
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I was about to suggest
the same thing.
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Hey, dummy,
what are you doing to Grizz?
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You watch your mouth,
before I show you the back of my hand.
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You gotta grow up
about this best man thing.
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I don't even want to be best man.
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Why would I?
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Show up one time, not lose a ring,
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keep my shirt on through a dinner?
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Then why are you
throwing a fit about it?
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Because I'm trying
to protect Dotcom, dummy.
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He's in love with Grizz's fiancee...
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Feyonce!
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Your stutter is back.
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Grizz's fiancee's name is Feyonce.
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Like Beyonce with an "F".
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- Come on.
- Listen...
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We cannot make Dotcom get up there
and give a speech at that wedding.
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It'd kill him!
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I can't believe that you are using
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your infantile selfishness for good.
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- I'm impressed, Tracy.
- You think that's impressive,
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watch me stand on one foot.
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- Hang on. I did it earlier.
- You're right, Tracy.
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You've got to convince Grizz
to choose you.
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No, you do.
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Why do I have to do everything?
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- I am never gonna fit in that dress.
- Bored!
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What?
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That's a bar.
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We're gonna have
to drink a lot to fit in.
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I don't understand where he went.
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Can I get five more beers here?
Name's Dallas.
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I don't get it. Did we lose him?
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What if he's in a secret back room
doing pot?
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Ladies and gentlemen,
put your hands together
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for Miss Jinah Baloney!
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- What did he say?
- Is that Jenna?
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No, it's Paul.
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My muffin top is all that
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whole grain, low fat
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I know you want a piece of that
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but I just want to dance
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I'm Jenna. Naturally.
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Jenna's boyfriend is
a Jenna Maroney impersonator.
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- Work it, miss thang.
- Oh, God.
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I'm gonna need
five more cranberry juices over here!
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I just found out that Jenna
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is dating a guy who does
a drag show...
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as her.
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What is with this food layout?
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Kenneth says he needs
some sumac bark
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and shrub yellow root
to make a poultice for Argus.
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How is your thing weirder than mine?
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I am not letting that bird die.
And why does he have to?
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00:12:18,162 --> 00:12:21,046
For God's sakes,
if we can put an ear on a mouse's back,
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we can certainly
make a peacock immortal.
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I know this is important to you,
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but it is just a bird.
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I mean, do you think maybe
you're so worked up about Argus
253
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because you never let yourself
grieve for Don?
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I did grieve for Don.
255
00:12:34,789 --> 00:12:38,215
As soon as Jack Welch told me,
I went through all five stages of grief.
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Don is dead.
257
00:12:40,663 --> 00:12:41,427
What?
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You didn't do anything.
259
00:12:43,722 --> 00:12:45,472
Let me retell it...
In slow motion.
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Don is dead.
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00:13:04,358 --> 00:13:05,358
See?
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Sir, I just wanted to let you know,
Argus is sleeping.
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And you left him alone?
264
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What if he rolls over on his back
and his cloaca fills with mucous?
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00:13:15,587 --> 00:13:18,431
Brother. This is not about some peacock.
We're gonna have to help him.
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I have an idea,
but you're gonna have to take the lead,
267
00:13:20,792 --> 00:13:24,011
- because I am stretched pretty thin.
- Not New York thin, but...
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00:13:25,237 --> 00:13:26,925
Don't worry, I'm on it, Ms. Lemon.
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Sorry... Mrs. Argus.
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00:13:31,634 --> 00:13:33,645
Beth, I need you
to do something for me.
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I need to talk to you
about the wedding.
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I'm too upset to talk.
Look at me.
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00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:41,921
What's this?
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Grizz has asked me
to read this to both of you.
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"Dear friends, I don't want any more
fighting or bad feelings.
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"Tracy, I love you,
but I've known Dotcom
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"ever since we went
to above the beanstalk,
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"a free summer camp for giants.
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"I want him to be my best man.
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"And if you care about me,
you'll respect my decision.
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00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:05,459
"I will always be your"...
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Oh, no, I'm white.
I can't read that word.
283
00:14:08,621 --> 00:14:10,641
"... friend from the neighborhood.
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"Grizz."
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I'm so honored.
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Now no one is getting hurt.
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00:14:17,374 --> 00:14:18,565
No one at all.
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00:14:18,748 --> 00:14:19,775
Thanks, guys.
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00:14:19,944 --> 00:14:21,094
I'm so happy.
290
00:14:31,877 --> 00:14:33,377
So nice to meet Paul!
291
00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:34,906
Interesting guy.
292
00:14:35,238 --> 00:14:36,750
How much do you know about him?
293
00:14:36,919 --> 00:14:39,920
Well, I lost a toe ring in him,
so I'd say a lot.
294
00:14:40,089 --> 00:14:42,381
No, I mean, like, what he does...
295
00:14:42,506 --> 00:14:45,384
at night, and what he wears there
and who he's being.
296
00:14:46,713 --> 00:14:48,386
You know about Paul's act.
297
00:14:48,633 --> 00:14:51,445
- Wait, you know about Paul's act?
- How do you think we met?
298
00:14:51,570 --> 00:14:53,789
Paul won a Jenna Maroney
impersonator contest,
299
00:14:53,914 --> 00:14:55,310
at which I came in fourth.
300
00:14:56,149 --> 00:14:57,896
And now you're dating him?
301
00:14:58,217 --> 00:14:59,481
That's it, right there.
302
00:14:59,650 --> 00:15:00,482
That face.
303
00:15:00,696 --> 00:15:03,694
That is exactly why I didn't tell you
about Paul in the first place.
304
00:15:04,135 --> 00:15:06,238
Your judgmental badger face.
305
00:15:06,407 --> 00:15:09,154
Jenna, even for you, this is weird.
306
00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:11,785
Be a friend, Liz.
Until then, I don't want to talk to you.
307
00:15:14,511 --> 00:15:16,582
Looks like one of us is in trouble.
308
00:15:23,451 --> 00:15:25,758
- How is he?
- He's awake. But...
309
00:15:25,927 --> 00:15:27,677
- But what?
- Well, sir,
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00:15:27,897 --> 00:15:29,926
I've spent a lot of time
with peafowl.
311
00:15:30,051 --> 00:15:32,204
They make all sorts
of different noises.
312
00:15:37,239 --> 00:15:39,271
- That's a car alarm.
- What's your point?
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00:15:39,641 --> 00:15:42,020
It's just I've never in all my life
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00:15:42,145 --> 00:15:43,566
heard a peacock say
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00:15:43,691 --> 00:15:45,935
Sempa� and Koha�.
316
00:15:46,396 --> 00:15:49,281
- What did you say?
- Sempa� and Koha�.
317
00:15:49,770 --> 00:15:51,408
At least,
that's what it sounded like.
318
00:15:53,585 --> 00:15:55,496
I've been
under a lot of strain lately.
319
00:15:55,772 --> 00:15:57,896
But do you believe a human soul
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00:15:58,021 --> 00:16:00,147
could be transferred
into an animal vessel?
321
00:16:00,835 --> 00:16:04,148
There's a lot about this world
that we don't understand.
322
00:16:04,273 --> 00:16:05,464
Like the afterlife.
323
00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:08,052
Or how bread turns into toast.
324
00:16:13,223 --> 00:16:15,766
I am in love
with Grizz's fiancee, Feyonce.
325
00:16:15,966 --> 00:16:17,016
Oh, my God!
326
00:16:17,141 --> 00:16:18,727
I definitely didn't know that.
327
00:16:18,896 --> 00:16:20,648
Would you talk to Grizz
and convince him
328
00:16:20,773 --> 00:16:22,356
Tracy should be his best man?
329
00:16:23,842 --> 00:16:26,294
I'll try to help.
But can I please go to the gym first?
330
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:33,941
Badger. It's another badger.
331
00:16:34,066 --> 00:16:35,994
The third badger has taken the bait.
332
00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:38,329
Why is everyone code named badger?
333
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:41,500
- You said you wanted to do it this way.
- No, I said I didn't care.
334
00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:51,387
Jenna, can we please talk about this
335
00:16:51,512 --> 00:16:53,261
before it becomes a big...
336
00:16:54,909 --> 00:16:57,182
Jenna told me I didn't need
to hide from you anymore.
337
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:58,975
All right, let's cut to the chase.
338
00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:00,769
What's your game, friend?
339
00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:03,522
- What are you getting out of this?
- What am I getting out of this?
340
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,441
I am the luckiest "shman"
in the world.
341
00:17:06,610 --> 00:17:09,095
I get to be with the most talented,
342
00:17:09,220 --> 00:17:10,904
beautiful, sexy woman ever.
343
00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:13,198
So you aren't just using her
for your act?
344
00:17:13,367 --> 00:17:14,367
My act?
345
00:17:14,665 --> 00:17:17,285
I'd never tuck my penis again
if she asked me.
346
00:17:17,542 --> 00:17:18,745
All I want to do
347
00:17:18,913 --> 00:17:22,231
is spend my days
listening to her talk and sing
348
00:17:22,356 --> 00:17:24,625
and scream at her cleaning lady
on the phone.
349
00:17:25,344 --> 00:17:26,295
To be honest,
350
00:17:26,808 --> 00:17:28,588
I don't understand
what she gets out of it.
351
00:17:29,406 --> 00:17:30,856
I think I do, Paul.
352
00:17:31,248 --> 00:17:34,343
She finally gets to love herself.
It's perfect.
353
00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:36,096
What are you two talking about?
354
00:17:36,988 --> 00:17:37,973
You, Jenna.
355
00:17:40,996 --> 00:17:43,421
This situation is empirically weird.
356
00:17:43,606 --> 00:17:45,556
But... I'm glad you're happy.
357
00:17:46,547 --> 00:17:48,423
I heard what you said about me.
358
00:17:48,674 --> 00:17:49,984
You're so sweet.
359
00:17:50,153 --> 00:17:51,803
God, you're incredible.
360
00:17:53,861 --> 00:17:55,611
Okay, guys, let's just...
361
00:17:57,173 --> 00:17:59,623
Jenna, why are you
grabbing his boobs?
362
00:18:08,129 --> 00:18:09,629
I don't know, Argus.
363
00:18:10,364 --> 00:18:13,164
Maybe it's the scotch talking,
but I think...
364
00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:17,135
There might be a man's soul
inside you.
365
00:18:23,930 --> 00:18:25,728
This is crazy, but, Don,
366
00:18:25,993 --> 00:18:27,543
if you're in there...
367
00:18:28,999 --> 00:18:30,249
Give me a sign.
368
00:18:36,879 --> 00:18:38,229
You want a drink.
369
00:19:05,318 --> 00:19:06,318
Sempa�...
370
00:19:06,689 --> 00:19:09,231
There's just a few things
I want you to know.
371
00:19:10,678 --> 00:19:12,526
You're the father that I never had.
372
00:19:13,779 --> 00:19:14,695
Let me finish.
373
00:19:15,066 --> 00:19:17,781
I want to live the rest of my life
in a way that'll make you proud.
374
00:19:19,631 --> 00:19:22,159
I just wish you could be here
to watch me do it.
375
00:19:31,695 --> 00:19:32,895
Good-bye, sir.
376
00:19:38,688 --> 00:19:41,554
All right, Grizz.
I'm gonna speak frankly to you now.
377
00:19:41,761 --> 00:19:43,562
And I can do that because of our...
378
00:19:43,687 --> 00:19:44,808
sexual past.
379
00:19:44,977 --> 00:19:46,684
Damn, Beth, let it go.
380
00:19:47,889 --> 00:19:49,739
Don't even have a best man.
381
00:19:51,066 --> 00:19:52,366
Your wedding day
382
00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:54,693
is about you and your bride.
383
00:19:54,950 --> 00:19:56,889
So who cares what anyone thinks?
384
00:19:57,156 --> 00:19:58,391
Love isn't judgmental.
385
00:19:58,516 --> 00:19:59,816
Love is patient.
386
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:01,883
Love is weird.
387
00:20:02,454 --> 00:20:03,744
And sometimes gross.
388
00:20:05,179 --> 00:20:06,479
Love is elusive.
389
00:20:07,019 --> 00:20:08,204
And you found it.
390
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:09,498
So treasure it.
391
00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:12,251
And maybe don't leave it alone
with Dotcom.
392
00:20:12,458 --> 00:20:13,908
That was beautiful.
393
00:20:14,393 --> 00:20:15,526
Look at me...
394
00:20:15,767 --> 00:20:17,155
Crying like a baby.
395
00:20:18,844 --> 00:20:22,387
So now I am Grizz and Feyonce's
woman of honor.
396
00:20:22,556 --> 00:20:24,139
He wants me to give the same speech
397
00:20:24,307 --> 00:20:27,142
at the hunts point Marriott
while wearing a dashiki.
398
00:20:27,311 --> 00:20:29,774
- So you're...
- In three weddings in the same day.
399
00:20:29,899 --> 00:20:31,149
You're welcome.
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00:21:00,621 --> 00:21:01,921
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