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Good morning, Lemon.
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Ugh. I hate January.
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It's dark and freezing,
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and everyone's wearing bulky coats.
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You can do some serious subway flirting
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before you realize the guy is homeless.
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[elevator dings]
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Work is awful.
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Everyone's snippy and tense.
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Well, the lack of sun
makes people depressed.
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It's called seasonal affective disorder.
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Oh, is that where
the word "sad" comes from?
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What?
You think "sad" is an acronym
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invented by psychologists?
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I've been stuck inside
playing online boggle.
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It's messing with my head.
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Star, rats, arts, tars.
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[cell phone vibrates]
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It's from Nancy.
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She said she's in line
behind the female Larry Bird.
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Oh, God.
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There's a photo.
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Oh, come on.
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How is female Larry Bird
holding hands with a guy?
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What am I doing wrong?
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[shutter snaps]
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What's that for?
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I'm telling Nancy that
I'm with female Kevin McHale.
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So what's going on
with you and Nancy, anyway?
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We're just friends.
It's platonic.
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I have elaborate fantasies
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of her husband dying in a boat explosion.
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But she's getting divorced, right?
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Well, she hasn't mentioned it.
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It's not the sort of thing
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you discuss by text or email.
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Well, this is my stop.
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Stop. Pots.
Tops. Opts. Post.
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Morning, Kenneth.
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Good morning, Miss Lemon.
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I'm sorry.
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I didn't mean to snap at you.
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I've got winter madness.
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Lutz, do the right thing.
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What's going on?
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It's Lutz's turn
to pick where we eat today.
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Oh, boy.
Lutz, don't do this.
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It's my turn to pick.
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I'm the picker.
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Lutz, look at me.
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It's a long year.
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Think of the group.
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- Subway.
- I hope you die!
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Are you out of your mind?
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Whoa, you guys.
Calm down.
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I know we're all tired and cranky,
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but we just got to get
to the end of the season.
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And, hey, who knows?
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Maybe some people
won't be coming back next year.
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I don't care.
Worth it.
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I hate the new guy.
[all muttering and murmuring]
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Loser.
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[exciting jazz music]
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Season 4 Episode 11
Winter Madness
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Subtitles downloaded from www.OpenSubtitles.org
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[computer chimes]
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Oh, hello.
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Hey, Jack.
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Go to the...
--Portant...
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--Ing over the...
Octopus.
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Nancy, I'm sorry.
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The audio's bad.
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Jonathan, why do I have
an Indian assistant
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if my computer is always...
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Jack.
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I'm messing with you.
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Oh, very funny, Donna.
The...
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Aw, the computer froze.
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Nice.
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So, uh...
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To what do I owe the pleasure?
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I wanted to tell you
I'm coming down to New York.
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Oh, really?
When?
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June 5th.
For my son's graduation.
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So five months from now.
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Okay.
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Well, maybe you'll
come up here before then?
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Well, my 25th reunion
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from Harvard Business School
is...
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June 5th.
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[sighs]
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That's too bad.
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Well, I should go.
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I got to scrape the icicles
off the gutters.
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I'm tired of waking up
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to a porch full of dead squirrels.
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God, I miss Boston.
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See ya.
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Liz, I have an idea.
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Something to boost morale.
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Pete, no.
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I listened to you
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when you wanted to take the staff
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to see that "R" rated hypnotist,
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and that sucked.
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He was pretty bad.
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Nutmeg.
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Rodeo, rodeo, rodeo.
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Look, I think we can take
the show to Miami for a week.
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What?
Can we afford to do that?
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If we do it on the cheap,
double up rooms.
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Think about it, Liz.
Florida.
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I can rent a convertible,
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You can complain about the heat
with elderly people.
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I can sell this to Jack.
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Cross promotional,
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Deal mechanics,
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Revenue streams,
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Jargon,
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Synergy.
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That's the best presentation
I've ever seen.
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Get started right away.
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Whoo!
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One little thing.
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Instead of Miami, make it Boston.
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But I... I bought a parrot shirt.
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[sighs]
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Whoo! Okay.
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Exciting news, guys.
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This week, TGS is going on
the
road
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[gasping]
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There's a rumor
that it's Miami. Is it Miami?
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Close.
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It is a city with an NBA team.
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And even though Will Smith
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never wrote any raps about it,
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the poet Robert Lowell lived there.
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Okay, we're going to Boston.
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No one's happy about it.
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[all groan]
Oh, it's freezing there.
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No, no, no, it's gonna be fun.
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How?
Their bars close at 2:00.
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You know, I went to college in Boston.
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Well, not in Boston, but nearby.
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No, not tufts...
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Shut up.
It's 14 degrees up there.
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How is that supposed
to make us feel better?
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- Harvard.
- You have been told to shut up.
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Come on. Silver lining.
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It's a fun vacation on the show's dime.
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FYI, to pay for this vacation,
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we need to cut some corners,
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so we sill be doubling up hotel rooms,
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and we are going by bus.
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[all groan]
By bus?
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Also, there is no
Spectravision or Internet
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in the hotel,
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So plan ahead, gentlemen, porn-wise.
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[all groan]
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Did Pete just say
we're doubling up rooms?
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Did he?
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Oh, this is the worst.
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Well, what if, uh,
you and I room together?
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Oh, no. Toofer and I
already talked about it.
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You can't have talked about it!
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You just said
you didn't even know about it.
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You think I like sharing
a room with Toofer?
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Dude is still playing that Obama song.
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And yeah, I know you're standing there!
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Hey, fellas, we're
getting Tracy his own room,
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So I assume you two will pair up?
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Why would you just assume
we would room together?
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Why would he assume we wouldn't?
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I don't know.
Maybe because one of us
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still hasn't read
the other's screenplay.
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I read it.
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I just didn't like it.
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Hey, Cerie, I thought
you and I could be roommates.
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Go out, meet guys,
share clothes like twinsies.
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What size are you?
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Usually designers
just make clothes for me,
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But when I do buy stuff,
I'm a child's medium.
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Well, I only wear designer labels.
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These are Jamie Foxx for assfarm.
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But I can't room with you.
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Sue and I already talked about it.
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Why? You know sue says stuff
about you behind your back.
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She always says stuff to me about you.
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Wait, what?
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I was making my thing up.
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You bitch!
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[German accent] What did you
tell her, you vondruke?
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Liz Lemon,
I can't go to Boston.
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Oh, Tracy, come on.
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You don't understand.
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I get in trouble on the road.
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Thank you, thank you.
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It's great to be here, Cleveland.
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You suck.
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I suck?
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The rock and roll hall of fame sucks!
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- Oh, yeah?
- Hello.
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The road is a minefield, L.L.
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All those angry drunks
and new temptations?
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Yeah, I don't know
what to tell you.
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This Boston thing
is Jack's idea.
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That stupid, Irish piece of...!
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Oh, boy.
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Boston is not gonna go well.
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[sighs]
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-
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WBHD, Boston
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[screaming]
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Hey, leave him alone.
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Stop it.
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Miss Lemon.
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These gentlemen are
the writers for Bruins Beat,
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Whose offices we'll be sharing.
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They are all named Sean.
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They are mean, and I hate it here.
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Liz, Mr. Donaghy would like
to see you in his office...
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What? What?
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Boys, come on.
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Ow! Ow!
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Please! Please help!
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Please! Please!
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You've got to be kidding me.
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What, are you not using
an office-replication service
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while we're here in Boston?
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Is it identical?
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Not quite.
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Seven items are different.
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See if you can spot which ones.
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So how's the show looking for Friday?
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Like it may not happen, actually.
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Oh, that'll really disappoint
your key demographic
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of drunken 11-year-olds.
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Look, I know for you
this is all just a way
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to meet married ladies,
but it is my job.
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Let me give you some advice
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on uniting a dividing people...
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Find a common enemy.
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A common enemy?
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For example,
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What keeps people polite on airplanes?
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A shared hatred of the CBS sitcoms
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They're forced to watch.
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No,
I understand the concept,
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Because with these dummies,
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The common enemy is always me.
And I'm sick of it.
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I'm not gonna be the bad guy this time.
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Then find someone else.
I recommend Lutz.
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Why do I always
want to choke that guy?
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You just do.
But that is not...
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Am I interrupting?
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Of course not.
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- Oh.
- Oh.
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You're not a part of this, Liz.
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Why didn't you tell me
you were coming up here?
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I wanted it to be a surprise.
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And I hope that you
and of course Mark
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will come to the show on Friday.
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I can't believe
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I'm in the same building
as Bruins Beat.
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- Come on. Give me a tour.
- Of course.
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Ooh, actually I'm gonna tag along.
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I still haven't had a formal
tour of the facility.
268
00:09:00,479 --> 00:09:03,781
So I'm gonna...
Stay here.
269
00:09:03,851 --> 00:09:05,217
Why the long face?
270
00:09:05,284 --> 00:09:07,252
Your boss there
making your life miserable?
271
00:09:07,319 --> 00:09:08,753
It's complicated, Sean.
272
00:09:08,822 --> 00:09:09,921
Yeah, I know what it's like.
273
00:09:09,988 --> 00:09:12,557
I'm the head writer
at Bruins Beat.
274
00:09:12,625 --> 00:09:14,527
Trying to have it all...
275
00:09:14,594 --> 00:09:17,063
It's wicked hard.
276
00:09:19,333 --> 00:09:21,367
Is this where they do the news?
277
00:09:21,435 --> 00:09:23,037
It's small, isn't it?
278
00:09:23,104 --> 00:09:25,104
I find that news anchors and breasts
279
00:09:25,174 --> 00:09:27,373
are always smaller than they look on TV.
280
00:09:27,441 --> 00:09:28,607
You can try it.
281
00:09:28,675 --> 00:09:32,277
Feel like Chet Curtis
and Natalie Jacobson.
282
00:09:32,345 --> 00:09:34,480
Tonight's top story,
283
00:09:34,547 --> 00:09:35,647
A Worcester man accused
284
00:09:35,715 --> 00:09:37,616
of trading his foster son for gasoline.
285
00:09:37,684 --> 00:09:38,852
And later in the hour,
286
00:09:38,919 --> 00:09:41,186
Ten tips on how to make
your cat's birthday
287
00:09:41,254 --> 00:09:43,022
go purr-fectly.
288
00:09:43,089 --> 00:09:45,857
Back to you, Nat.
289
00:09:45,925 --> 00:09:47,359
Nancy, are you okay?
290
00:09:47,426 --> 00:09:48,561
Oh, God.
291
00:09:48,628 --> 00:09:52,598
I swore I wasn't
gonna cry in front of you.
292
00:09:52,666 --> 00:09:53,866
Mark left.
293
00:09:53,933 --> 00:09:56,368
Yesterday.
He took a job in New Orleans.
294
00:09:56,436 --> 00:09:58,370
What?
What about his roofing company?
295
00:09:58,437 --> 00:10:00,440
Apparently Brad Pitt and Sharon Stone
296
00:10:00,506 --> 00:10:02,574
did a crap job rebuilding
those Katrina homes,
297
00:10:02,641 --> 00:10:04,743
and Mark thinks he can make
a fortune down there.
298
00:10:04,812 --> 00:10:06,244
But I know the real reason he left.
299
00:10:06,312 --> 00:10:09,115
He wants to force me to be
the one to ask for the divorce.
300
00:10:09,182 --> 00:10:11,282
So you guys are having problems?
I'm sorry.
301
00:10:11,351 --> 00:10:13,018
Oh, Jack, it's a mess.
302
00:10:13,085 --> 00:10:14,986
Suddenly he has his own bank account.
303
00:10:15,054 --> 00:10:17,190
We've had our house
on the market for a year,
304
00:10:17,257 --> 00:10:19,992
and neither one of us
know what to do about the dog,
305
00:10:20,061 --> 00:10:21,261
'cause we both hate it.
306
00:10:21,327 --> 00:10:22,894
Have you talked openly about divorce?
307
00:10:22,962 --> 00:10:24,831
Yeah, we talked to Dr. Phil,
308
00:10:24,898 --> 00:10:27,533
and then we made a collage
in our dream journals.
309
00:10:27,602 --> 00:10:28,533
No.
310
00:10:28,602 --> 00:10:29,768
You know how it is up here.
311
00:10:29,836 --> 00:10:30,770
People don't talk.
312
00:10:30,837 --> 00:10:32,136
They just run off to New Orleans
313
00:10:32,205 --> 00:10:35,107
And jump on that B.S. Saints bandwagon.
314
00:10:35,174 --> 00:10:36,941
Go pats.
315
00:10:37,008 --> 00:10:40,110
Oh, Donovan, I hate seeing you like this.
316
00:10:40,178 --> 00:10:41,745
Well, I... I got to get going.
317
00:10:41,813 --> 00:10:43,480
I... I got an open house tomorrow,
318
00:10:43,549 --> 00:10:45,050
and Mark was supposed
to shovel the walk
319
00:10:45,117 --> 00:10:46,184
and salt the carport.
320
00:10:46,252 --> 00:10:47,720
I can barely understand you,
321
00:10:47,787 --> 00:10:48,954
but let me help while I'm here.
322
00:10:49,022 --> 00:10:50,790
Do you know how to rewire a doorbell?
323
00:10:50,857 --> 00:10:53,861
I do if you can resuscitate
an electrocuted person.
324
00:10:53,927 --> 00:10:57,329
Can you wire the doorbell to the dog?
325
00:10:57,397 --> 00:10:58,731
Okay, that's lunch.
326
00:10:58,799 --> 00:11:00,834
Dude, why do you keep
fixing my spelling?
327
00:11:00,903 --> 00:11:02,036
We're back in at 3:00.
328
00:11:02,105 --> 00:11:04,840
No, 3:30.
329
00:11:04,907 --> 00:11:06,575
Enjoy the town, everyone.
330
00:11:06,642 --> 00:11:07,775
You're welcome.
331
00:11:07,844 --> 00:11:09,344
Now who would like to join me
332
00:11:09,411 --> 00:11:11,113
on a morale-boosting tour
333
00:11:11,180 --> 00:11:13,915
of Boston's historic freedom trail?
334
00:11:13,983 --> 00:11:15,684
Ooh, I would...
335
00:11:15,751 --> 00:11:17,653
N't.
336
00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:18,955
Now what am I supposed to do?
337
00:11:19,021 --> 00:11:20,689
I got free time in a strange city.
338
00:11:20,757 --> 00:11:22,724
Why don't you come on
the freedom trail with me?
339
00:11:22,792 --> 00:11:24,694
It's an educational walking tour.
340
00:11:24,761 --> 00:11:25,826
Purr-fect!
341
00:11:25,895 --> 00:11:27,494
Like a cat birthday.
342
00:11:27,563 --> 00:11:30,563
How could I possibly get
in trouble on a walking tour?
343
00:11:30,630 --> 00:11:32,397
Smash-cut to...
344
00:11:32,465 --> 00:11:34,801
And I, John Hancock,
345
00:11:34,869 --> 00:11:36,969
With one stroke of my pen,
346
00:11:37,035 --> 00:11:39,536
set all Americans free.
347
00:11:39,604 --> 00:11:41,842
You lying, white devil!
348
00:11:41,907 --> 00:11:43,575
The only people you set free
349
00:11:43,642 --> 00:11:46,145
were rich, white dudes like yourself!
350
00:11:46,213 --> 00:11:49,248
I think my good friend
and supervisor Paul Revere
351
00:11:49,317 --> 00:11:50,415
can address that.
352
00:11:50,483 --> 00:11:51,916
I'm out, Kenny.
353
00:11:51,984 --> 00:11:54,051
Hey, you know what?
We're gonna go.
354
00:11:54,120 --> 00:11:55,353
Man, no.
355
00:11:55,421 --> 00:11:57,690
Most dudes that signed
that declaration of independence
356
00:11:57,756 --> 00:11:58,690
owned slaves!
357
00:11:58,756 --> 00:12:01,058
What about you, John Hancock?
358
00:12:01,125 --> 00:12:02,459
Well, technically,
359
00:12:02,526 --> 00:12:05,194
I just inherited my slaves.
360
00:12:05,262 --> 00:12:06,195
I knew it.
361
00:12:06,262 --> 00:12:07,363
For a dude that has
362
00:12:07,431 --> 00:12:09,566
the most hilarious last name
I ever heard,
363
00:12:09,634 --> 00:12:10,734
you blow.
364
00:12:10,801 --> 00:12:13,036
We didn't land on Plymouth Rock.
365
00:12:13,104 --> 00:12:15,906
Plymouth Rock landed on Mars!
366
00:12:15,973 --> 00:12:17,273
All right.
367
00:12:17,341 --> 00:12:18,674
Give it a try.
368
00:12:18,742 --> 00:12:21,610
'kay.
369
00:12:21,679 --> 00:12:25,880
[electricity crackles]
370
00:12:25,948 --> 00:12:27,182
Ugh.
371
00:12:27,250 --> 00:12:29,418
I have many other valuable skills.
372
00:12:29,485 --> 00:12:30,818
It'll be the new owner's problem.
373
00:12:30,888 --> 00:12:33,055
Just like the water heater.
And the ghost.
374
00:12:33,122 --> 00:12:35,224
Well, it is a buyer's market right now.
375
00:12:35,291 --> 00:12:37,091
I think it'll turn around
in the next year or so.
376
00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:38,628
Oh,
I can't wait that long.
377
00:12:38,695 --> 00:12:40,663
I got to sell this place
if I want to get divorced.
378
00:12:40,731 --> 00:12:41,831
What do you mean?
379
00:12:41,900 --> 00:12:43,166
Well, there's no money, Jack.
380
00:12:43,234 --> 00:12:44,700
If I can get some cash
out of this place,
381
00:12:44,769 --> 00:12:46,369
Then I can start a new life.
382
00:12:46,437 --> 00:12:48,139
Buy a condo in Marina Bay.
383
00:12:48,205 --> 00:12:51,540
Open a store for redheaded girls
to buy cosmetics...
384
00:12:51,609 --> 00:12:54,643
From someone who understands.
385
00:12:54,711 --> 00:12:57,247
So you need to sell this house
to get divorced?
386
00:12:57,314 --> 00:12:58,681
Basically.
387
00:12:58,750 --> 00:13:03,488
You looking for a country estate
in Waltham?
388
00:13:03,553 --> 00:13:04,553
[doorbell rings]
389
00:13:04,620 --> 00:13:06,822
There it is. See?
390
00:13:06,890 --> 00:13:08,990
Why did you even get
to pick lunch again?
391
00:13:09,058 --> 00:13:10,192
Because it's my birthday.
392
00:13:10,258 --> 00:13:11,226
And thanks for remembering.
393
00:13:11,292 --> 00:13:13,294
I'm 45.
It's kind of a big deal.
394
00:13:13,361 --> 00:13:15,396
Who orders food from a gas station?
395
00:13:15,463 --> 00:13:17,398
The Shell by me has good hot dogs.
396
00:13:17,466 --> 00:13:19,632
[all protest]
397
00:13:19,700 --> 00:13:20,634
Guys, guys, come on.
398
00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:21,836
We're all in this together.
399
00:13:21,903 --> 00:13:23,069
Shut up, Liz.
400
00:13:23,137 --> 00:13:24,404
This is your fault.
401
00:13:24,472 --> 00:13:25,406
It's not my fault.
402
00:13:25,473 --> 00:13:26,639
I tried to do something nice.
403
00:13:26,707 --> 00:13:27,640
It was Jack...
404
00:13:27,708 --> 00:13:29,442
Sure, find a scapegoat.
405
00:13:29,511 --> 00:13:32,647
Just like John Hancock did
with the good King George.
406
00:13:32,713 --> 00:13:35,548
Jack made us come to Boston.
407
00:13:35,617 --> 00:13:36,951
This isn't about Boston.
408
00:13:37,018 --> 00:13:39,553
Boston was just the match
that lit the powder keg.
409
00:13:39,620 --> 00:13:42,423
Like the tragic events
at Lexington and Concord.
410
00:13:42,490 --> 00:13:43,557
- That's right.
- Yes.
411
00:13:43,625 --> 00:13:45,126
We are sick of the long hours,
412
00:13:45,193 --> 00:13:46,627
The crappy food,
413
00:13:46,696 --> 00:13:47,896
sharing offices with
414
00:13:47,963 --> 00:13:50,565
the one black guy
in New York who sucks.
415
00:13:50,632 --> 00:13:52,032
Getting stuck with new cast members
416
00:13:52,100 --> 00:13:53,199
who don't even hit on us once.
417
00:13:53,268 --> 00:13:54,835
Stop trying to send
dirty text messages
418
00:13:54,903 --> 00:13:56,035
to my land line, Jenna.
419
00:13:56,104 --> 00:13:57,038
And the winter.
420
00:13:57,106 --> 00:13:58,406
Oh, lord.
421
00:13:58,474 --> 00:13:59,772
The winter.
422
00:13:59,841 --> 00:14:01,777
Really?
You're blaming me for winter?
423
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,676
Well, we've got to blame someone.
424
00:14:03,744 --> 00:14:05,210
Who's it gonna be if it's not you?
425
00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:06,679
You want someone to blame?
426
00:14:06,747 --> 00:14:10,716
I'll give you someone to blame.
427
00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:12,050
Dale Snitterman.
428
00:14:12,117 --> 00:14:14,453
Okay, I'm out.
429
00:14:14,519 --> 00:14:16,020
Who the hell is Dale Snitterman?
430
00:14:16,087 --> 00:14:18,822
Dale Snitterman is the guy at NBC
431
00:14:18,889 --> 00:14:21,557
who makes all the decisions
that make us unhappy.
432
00:14:21,625 --> 00:14:23,191
Snitterman is the one
433
00:14:23,258 --> 00:14:25,361
Who cancelled taco night
in the commissary.
434
00:14:25,429 --> 00:14:28,264
Snitterman is the one
who okayed that cast photo
435
00:14:28,332 --> 00:14:29,398
where your hair looks green.
436
00:14:29,466 --> 00:14:31,334
He's the one who keeps rejecting
437
00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:33,736
your "summer shorts for the pages" idea.
438
00:14:33,805 --> 00:14:35,172
Sounds like one of King George's
439
00:14:35,239 --> 00:14:36,706
hated tax collectors.
440
00:14:36,774 --> 00:14:39,775
Exactly.
Thank you, Tracy.
441
00:14:39,843 --> 00:14:41,110
You guys think I'm the bad guy?
442
00:14:41,177 --> 00:14:42,577
Fine. I don't care.
443
00:14:42,645 --> 00:14:45,514
But I fight for you every day.
444
00:14:45,581 --> 00:14:47,650
And if Dale Snitterman had his way,
445
00:14:47,716 --> 00:14:49,320
the show wouldn't even be on.
446
00:14:49,384 --> 00:14:50,652
That vondruke!
447
00:14:50,721 --> 00:14:53,889
And all we can do to get back at him
448
00:14:53,955 --> 00:14:56,824
is put on the best damn show that we can,
449
00:14:56,892 --> 00:14:58,993
and not give him the satisfaction
450
00:14:59,061 --> 00:15:00,994
of everybody turning on each other.
451
00:15:01,062 --> 00:15:02,062
Or me.
452
00:15:02,130 --> 00:15:03,063
Yeah.
453
00:15:03,131 --> 00:15:04,197
Yeah.
454
00:15:04,265 --> 00:15:06,733
Yeah! Yeah!
455
00:15:06,801 --> 00:15:08,402
I love you guys.
456
00:15:09,231 --> 00:15:09,231
-
457
00:15:13,523 --> 00:15:16,860
You wanted to see
the world's greatest manager?
458
00:15:16,929 --> 00:15:19,329
Is Kiyoshi Kawashima of Honda here?
459
00:15:19,397 --> 00:15:21,731
No, it's me.
I'm a genius.
460
00:15:21,799 --> 00:15:24,167
I made up a fake NBC executive
461
00:15:24,236 --> 00:15:26,838
and blamed everything
that has ever gone wrong on him.
462
00:15:26,905 --> 00:15:28,273
The imaginary enemy.
463
00:15:28,340 --> 00:15:30,174
Classic move, Lemon.
464
00:15:30,242 --> 00:15:32,843
The Salem witch trials,
the red scare, global warming.
465
00:15:32,911 --> 00:15:34,547
Now that you've cleaned up
your little mess,
466
00:15:34,613 --> 00:15:36,081
I'll need to borrow some of your people
467
00:15:36,149 --> 00:15:38,549
to go to an open house in Waltham for me.
468
00:15:38,617 --> 00:15:39,652
Charlie what now?
469
00:15:39,717 --> 00:15:41,252
Nancy spilled everything.
470
00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:42,320
Her husband left.
471
00:15:42,387 --> 00:15:44,521
And they're getting divorced
472
00:15:44,588 --> 00:15:46,155
If she can find someone
to buy their house.
473
00:15:46,222 --> 00:15:48,158
And that someone is you.
474
00:15:48,225 --> 00:15:50,059
I'm just going to be
the money man.
475
00:15:50,127 --> 00:15:52,061
The transaction will be
conducted by one of your staff,
476
00:15:52,129 --> 00:15:54,231
Who will be operating
under the alter ego
477
00:15:54,298 --> 00:15:56,600
Silas Marymount-Peppercorn,
478
00:15:56,667 --> 00:15:58,367
Uh, a name I came up with.
479
00:15:58,436 --> 00:15:59,669
Oh,
you should have come to me
480
00:15:59,737 --> 00:16:00,670
for your fake name.
481
00:16:00,737 --> 00:16:03,871
My executive?
Dale Snitterman.
482
00:16:03,939 --> 00:16:05,206
Amazing, Lemon.
483
00:16:05,274 --> 00:16:06,875
Where do you come up with this stuff?
484
00:16:06,943 --> 00:16:08,009
Well, you know,
485
00:16:08,077 --> 00:16:09,410
The creative process is always a mystery.
486
00:16:09,478 --> 00:16:10,944
I just wish I could get inside
487
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:13,013
that marvelous brain of yours.
488
00:16:13,081 --> 00:16:14,247
Oh, wait.
489
00:16:14,316 --> 00:16:17,317
I can.
490
00:16:19,752 --> 00:16:21,453
Okay, in this instance,
491
00:16:21,521 --> 00:16:24,291
The creative process
was that I saw that name,
492
00:16:24,357 --> 00:16:25,692
forgot that I saw it,
493
00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:28,162
and said it later.
494
00:16:30,764 --> 00:16:34,402
Then, in 1754,
I graduated from university
495
00:16:34,469 --> 00:16:35,603
here in Boston.
496
00:16:35,669 --> 00:16:38,573
Well, not in Boston, but nearby.
497
00:16:38,639 --> 00:16:40,040
No, not tufts.
498
00:16:40,107 --> 00:16:41,309
Don't listen to him!
499
00:16:41,376 --> 00:16:43,812
We fell for his lies 300 years ago.
500
00:16:43,878 --> 00:16:45,745
Don't let this slave-owning
time traveler
501
00:16:45,813 --> 00:16:47,079
fool us again!
502
00:16:47,147 --> 00:16:50,615
Excuse me, John Hancock was a patriot.
503
00:16:50,683 --> 00:16:52,117
Then patriots are overrated.
504
00:16:52,186 --> 00:16:53,252
Hey!
505
00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:54,922
What'd you say about the patriots?
506
00:16:54,988 --> 00:16:56,589
I said they suck!
507
00:16:56,656 --> 00:16:57,623
[laughs]
508
00:16:57,692 --> 00:16:59,460
Uh-oh.
Here come the punches.
509
00:16:59,526 --> 00:17:02,228
This was all Snitterman's fault.
510
00:17:02,296 --> 00:17:05,232
[doorbell rings,
electricity crackles]
511
00:17:05,299 --> 00:17:07,768
Are you here for the open house?
512
00:17:07,837 --> 00:17:09,103
Hello.
513
00:17:09,170 --> 00:17:11,472
We are here from a different
town for the open house,
514
00:17:11,540 --> 00:17:12,807
because we are interested
515
00:17:12,875 --> 00:17:14,910
in purchasing a house in this area.
516
00:17:14,977 --> 00:17:16,877
I'm Nancy, the owner.
517
00:17:19,981 --> 00:17:22,284
I am Silas Marymount-Peppercorn,
518
00:17:22,350 --> 00:17:24,584
And this is my first wife...
519
00:17:24,652 --> 00:17:25,952
Moronica.
520
00:17:26,024 --> 00:17:28,755
It's nice to meet you.
I'm British.
521
00:17:28,823 --> 00:17:32,024
My wife and I have disparate
levels of attractiveness,
522
00:17:32,092 --> 00:17:33,959
because I am a successful inventor.
523
00:17:34,027 --> 00:17:35,962
Well, I got to be honest.
I was wondering.
524
00:17:36,029 --> 00:17:37,130
Well, all right.
525
00:17:37,197 --> 00:17:38,798
It's a...
it's a three bedroom,
526
00:17:38,865 --> 00:17:40,501
and a partially-finished basement.
527
00:17:40,567 --> 00:17:41,867
Partially finished?
528
00:17:41,935 --> 00:17:45,372
I'll take it!
529
00:17:45,438 --> 00:17:47,706
Dudes, you are not gonna believe this.
530
00:17:47,774 --> 00:17:49,643
Snitterman is here.
531
00:17:49,710 --> 00:17:51,011
What?
532
00:17:51,078 --> 00:17:52,345
I was wandering around upstairs,
533
00:17:52,413 --> 00:17:54,248
Checking out the local
cleaning lady talent,
534
00:17:54,316 --> 00:17:56,317
And I found that
son of a bitch's office.
535
00:17:56,384 --> 00:17:57,350
He's in Boston?
536
00:17:57,418 --> 00:17:58,785
We should go up there and mess him up
537
00:17:58,854 --> 00:18:00,588
for all the crap he's put us through.
538
00:18:00,655 --> 00:18:05,057
Right, Liz?
539
00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:07,127
Let's get him!
540
00:18:07,194 --> 00:18:08,927
Yeah!
541
00:18:08,995 --> 00:18:10,230
Kill!
542
00:18:10,298 --> 00:18:11,465
Okay, don't...
543
00:18:11,533 --> 00:18:14,870
Oh, boy.
Okay. Oh, boy.
544
00:18:14,936 --> 00:18:16,370
You little bitch.
545
00:18:16,438 --> 00:18:17,537
- What?
- Look at you.
546
00:18:17,605 --> 00:18:19,239
You're just a suit.
You're nobody!
547
00:18:19,306 --> 00:18:21,573
I don't even know why
I was scared of this guy.
548
00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:23,208
Look, there must be some mistake.
549
00:18:23,276 --> 00:18:24,876
Don't try to explain
yourself, Snitterman.
550
00:18:24,943 --> 00:18:26,311
You don't talk.
551
00:18:26,379 --> 00:18:27,413
You don't talk at all.
552
00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:28,413
Aah!
553
00:18:28,481 --> 00:18:31,017
Hey! Hey! Hey!
554
00:18:31,084 --> 00:18:32,752
Okay, I think he's really scared.
555
00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:33,922
We've done enough here.
556
00:18:33,987 --> 00:18:34,921
Never.
557
00:18:34,988 --> 00:18:36,756
Lutz!
Truffle-shuffle him!
558
00:18:36,823 --> 00:18:39,994
Truffle shuffle!
Truffle shuffle!
559
00:18:40,061 --> 00:18:44,596
- Truffle shuffle!
- Hey, what are you...?
560
00:18:44,664 --> 00:18:47,065
Yeah, take that, Snitterman.
561
00:18:47,133 --> 00:18:49,668
That's what you get for
making us work late tonight.
562
00:18:49,735 --> 00:18:51,034
Yeah!
563
00:18:51,102 --> 00:18:53,470
We're working late tonight
because of you!
564
00:18:55,606 --> 00:18:56,739
So how was the open house?
565
00:18:56,807 --> 00:18:59,577
Well, somebody actually came, for once.
566
00:18:59,644 --> 00:19:01,412
Nice young couple.
567
00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:02,947
Weird last name, though.
568
00:19:03,014 --> 00:19:06,584
I'm sure your name is weird to them.
569
00:19:06,651 --> 00:19:09,085
Any reason to open this?
Did they make an offer?
570
00:19:09,153 --> 00:19:10,688
No, they didn't.
571
00:19:10,754 --> 00:19:12,156
Really? Are you sure?
572
00:19:12,223 --> 00:19:14,024
Yeah.
That house is never gonna sell.
573
00:19:14,091 --> 00:19:15,291
I'm gonna take it off the market
574
00:19:15,359 --> 00:19:16,859
And see what happens in a year or so.
575
00:19:16,928 --> 00:19:18,027
Well, what about your plans?
576
00:19:18,094 --> 00:19:20,628
The condo?
The store for pale teens?
577
00:19:20,696 --> 00:19:22,931
I can't run a store,
make change for people.
578
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,399
Have another open house.
579
00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:25,767
I bet someone offers cash this time.
580
00:19:25,834 --> 00:19:27,434
Not with that broken doorbell.
581
00:19:27,505 --> 00:19:28,437
We'll have it fixed.
582
00:19:28,503 --> 00:19:29,838
I had an offer, okay?
583
00:19:29,905 --> 00:19:31,207
For ten grand over the asking price.
584
00:19:31,273 --> 00:19:32,607
So what's the problem?
585
00:19:32,674 --> 00:19:35,776
The problem is that I've
been married for 23 years.
586
00:19:35,844 --> 00:19:37,979
The dumb house
is just an excuse to stay put.
587
00:19:38,048 --> 00:19:40,648
You know, I'm not ready
for a new life, Jack.
588
00:19:40,717 --> 00:19:42,450
Not ready?
Nancy, we're 50.
589
00:19:42,518 --> 00:19:44,486
Yeah, and that's too old
to rush into anything.
590
00:19:44,553 --> 00:19:46,488
You know, you're not
from here anymore.
591
00:19:46,556 --> 00:19:48,090
You know, down in New York
people are like,
592
00:19:48,158 --> 00:19:49,524
"let's get divorced.
593
00:19:49,592 --> 00:19:50,927
"you marry the butler,
594
00:19:50,993 --> 00:19:52,427
And I'll be a gay octomom."
595
00:19:52,495 --> 00:19:53,762
It's different here.
596
00:19:53,828 --> 00:19:54,996
People judge you.
597
00:19:55,063 --> 00:19:56,730
Who cares what people
around here think?
598
00:19:56,798 --> 00:19:58,499
Your neighbors named
their daughter Belichick!
599
00:19:58,567 --> 00:20:00,033
I don't want
to talk about it anymore.
600
00:20:00,102 --> 00:20:01,535
Of course you don't want
to talk about it,
601
00:20:01,602 --> 00:20:03,637
- You repressed, Irish maniac.
- Don't want to talk about it.
602
00:20:03,705 --> 00:20:04,906
You must know that I have
feelings for you.
603
00:20:04,974 --> 00:20:06,341
No. Not talking.
604
00:20:06,408 --> 00:20:08,408
I don't want to pressure you,
but if you were divorced...
605
00:20:08,478 --> 00:20:10,644
No, let's go to Kelly's.
Let's get some roast beef.
606
00:20:10,711 --> 00:20:12,813
Nancy, let me talk.
607
00:20:15,417 --> 00:20:18,552
I'll give you two words.
608
00:20:18,619 --> 00:20:19,753
Ten.
609
00:20:19,820 --> 00:20:20,755
Four.
610
00:20:20,821 --> 00:20:21,821
Final offer.
611
00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:24,124
I'll wait.
612
00:20:24,191 --> 00:20:26,291
Not forever.
613
00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:28,060
I'll try.
614
00:20:28,128 --> 00:20:29,561
Wicked hard.
615
00:20:33,329 --> 00:20:33,329
-
616
00:20:35,933 --> 00:20:38,000
Tracy, there you are.
617
00:20:38,068 --> 00:20:40,437
I want you to meet
my fellow revolutionary
618
00:20:40,504 --> 00:20:42,438
And dear friend,
Crispus Attucks,
619
00:20:42,507 --> 00:20:45,741
So you can see John Hancock
has black friends.
620
00:20:45,810 --> 00:20:48,077
Uh-huh.
And where did you two meet?
621
00:20:48,144 --> 00:20:52,049
Why, we met at
the sons of liberty gathering.
622
00:20:52,116 --> 00:20:53,115
Uh, when was that, Crispus?
623
00:20:53,182 --> 00:20:55,284
1775?
624
00:20:55,351 --> 00:20:56,285
Really?
625
00:20:56,352 --> 00:20:58,286
So five years after
626
00:20:58,354 --> 00:21:00,922
Crispus Attucks was killed
in the Boston massacre?
627
00:21:00,989 --> 00:21:02,757
Run, Crispus.
628
00:21:02,827 --> 00:21:05,593
He... he's on to us!
629
00:21:05,661 --> 00:21:07,729
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630
00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:08,634
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