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* MTV. *
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Are you still here?
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You need to get going.
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I can't get going.
I told you I don't feel well.
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What's the matter now?
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Oh, nothing, I just had
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explosive fucking diarrhea
all night
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because you decided
to get us KFC for dinner.
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You have KFC all the time.
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Yeah, and I have
diarrhea all the time!
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You're not staying home all day
and playing Baldur's Gate 3.
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- Now let's go.
- Ugh!
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Have a good day at school,
sweetie.
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Fuck you, Mom!
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This is bullshit.
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How do you get your mom arrested
for child abuse?
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She wouldn't let you stay home
and play Baldur's Gate 3,
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huh, fat ass?
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Who you callin' fat,
you heathen bitch?
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Dude, you don't wanna
miss school today.
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Clyde said he's gonna fart
on Tammy Mullins during P.E.
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Tammy Mullins has
sweet fucking knockers.
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Dude, Kenny,
enough about Tammy's knockers!
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You sound like
a white male trying to
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re-establish the patriarchy.
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(screaming)
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Eric, it's okay.
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- It's okay.
- Mom! Mom!
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I had a dream that...
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I was replaced
by a diverse woman!
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Oh, not again.
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Yeah, only this time,
it wasn't just me.
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They were taking all my favorite
people and replacing them
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with diverse women complaining
about the patriarchy.
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Will you check
under the bed and make sure
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there's no Disney executives
under there?
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- I promise there's not.
- I'm scared, Mom!
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Will you please just look
and make sure Kathleen Kennedy
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isn't under my bed?
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Kathleen Kennedy
is not under your bed.
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Can you check the closet?
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Eric, enough.
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I've told you there's no such
thing as Disney executives
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who replace everyone you love
with diverse women
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who complain
about the patriarchy.
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Now be a big boy.
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It's-it's not real.
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It's... it's not real.
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(rooster crows)
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- Get up!
- (yells)
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Come on, Stan, get up.
Let's go.
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- What, Dad?
- Downstairs.
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Let's go.
I'm sick of this shit.
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Okay.
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It has come to my attention
lately that
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young people today
don't know how to do shit.
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You got your phones and your AI
and you kids haven't
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learned to be able
to actually do anything.
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So we're going
to take this morning to
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learn how to fix something.
You see this?
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See this?
The oven door isn't working.
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It's falling off the hinges.
So what do we do?
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Shelley?
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I don't know.
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It's very simple.
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You gotta
make the hinges tighter
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so the oven door's more secure.
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So what you do is...
you take out your phone
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and you call the handyman.
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(line ringing)
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HANDYMAN (over phone): Hello?
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Hello. It's Randy Marsh.
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My oven door is not working.
Please come fix it.
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Now we rest
until the handyman comes.
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(tool clicking)
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Are you following this
at all, guys?
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- Is this seeping in?
- Nope.
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No, it looks like
the screws are totally stripped.
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What does that mean?
What's wrong?
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Can't get 'er fixed right now,
I gotta get
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some different washers
at the Home Depot.
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Okay, do that.
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Can't do it right now,
I gotta get
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over to Stephen Stotch's house
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and install his closet shelves.
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Okay, see, kids,
this happens sometimes
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but handymen don't make a lot
of money, so here's what you do.
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Oh, okay, I will pay you
an extra 30 bucks
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if you fix my oven now.
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Yeah, sorry, but Stotch already
gave me an extra 50 bucks.
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I will pay you
an extra 55 bucks.
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Randy, did you fix
the oven door yet?
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I'm working on it!
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Look, please.
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Whatever you want.
I'll throw in a six-pack
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of beer and you can get drunk.
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I don't need your trivial
little perks anymore, Marsh.
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I got work comin'
out my ears. It's like...
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I don't know,
it's like nobody knows
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how to do shit anymore.
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You're--
You're just gonna leave?
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I'll pay a different handyman.
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Yeah, go for it, buddy,
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I got so much money
I don't care.
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What the hell is going on?
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All right, just try to relax.
Take a deep breath.
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(inhales) Now tell me exactly
what it is you're afraid of.
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I keep having the same dream.
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Everywhere I look,
people are being replaced.
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Okay. And who do you think
is going to have you replaced?
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Them. The puppet masters.
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The last time I had the dream,
I was, I was walking
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down the school hallway...
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And then I see Butters,
and he's like...
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(Cartman's voice):
Hey, Eric! You wanna see
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what my mom packed me for lunch?
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And that's when
I start to notice
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that something's wrong.
Everyone I cared about
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has been
systematically replaced.
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And finally I want to scream
and I'm like...
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Why are they replacing
every single character
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with someone who is diverse?
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- But then Kenny's like...
- (Cartman's voice): It's not
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our fault, it's 'cause of
Kathleen Kennedy.
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But then Kathleen Kennedy's
just like...
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Fuck it! Make it more lame.
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CARTMAN:
And everyone in town is like,
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"No, please, Kathleen Kennedy,
stop ruining everything."
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But Kathleen Kennedy
is all like...
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Put another gay diverse
woman in it.
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Make it more fucking lame.
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And Disney stock just keeps
going down and down and down!
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And then Bob Iger is all like...
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(Cartman's voice): No! No!
What's going on with my stocks?
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No, Kathleen Kennedy!
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(screaming)
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Oh. It happened again,
didn't it?
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Okay, Eric, I think I know
what's going on here.
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Your fears aren't about Disney
replacing everything you love.
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What everyone is afraid of these
days is being replaced by AI.
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- AI?
- But you don't need
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to worry, Eric.
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As long as you work hard
and stay in school,
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you can make something
of yourself.
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Become an elite worker like
I did that AI can't replace.
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You're a therapist
and the best thing
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you have to tell me is
"stay in school"?
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You're in control
of your future, Eric.
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You just need to ask yourself,
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"Who will be the people
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still making money
in the AI-driven future?"
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(electricity crackles)
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What the-- What the fuck?
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(tool clicking)
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Could you hurry it up, please?
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I kind of need to
get back to work.
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Yep, well, looks like
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you got a short
in the outlet there.
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I'd have to get a new outlet
at Home Depot.
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I can probably come
change it on the 28th.
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28th? No, no, no, look.
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I'll give a hundred bucks
to get this done today.
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I already got a feller
giving me thousands
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to fix his toilet
this afternoon.
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Thousands?
I can't afford that.
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Free therapy sessions.
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How about we trade?
You do the handiwork for me.
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And I'll give you five
free therapy sessions!
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Oh, no, thanks.
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I do all my therapy
on the AI Freudbot app.
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ANNOUNCER: This is
South Park Breaking News.
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Shocking developments
in the country today,
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it appears that nobody
knows how to do shit anymore.
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Our own Chris Martins
is live on the scene.
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Tom, I'm standing in
my bathroom where the new
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tile for my shower
has yet to be installed.
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As you can see, the tile has
started to peel off in places.
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Now the handyman was supposed
to come days ago to fix it
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but he claims to have
better offers
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from other white-collar workers
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like me whose practical
know-how has atrophied.
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It appears
we've all screwed ourselves
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by relying on technology and AI.
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- (phone chimes)
- Hey, Siri,
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how do you fix
a broken oven door?
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SIRI: Here's what I found
from reference.com.
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Undo any screws that
hold the hinges in position,
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pull the door upward
and then outwards
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to detach hinges from the oven.
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Insert the new hinge
into the hinge holes
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and secure the hinges
with screws.
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Hey, Siri, okay,
can you do that for me?
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Can I do what for you?
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Can you fix my oven door for me?
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It's broken.
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I cannot do that
because I do not have arms.
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You will need
to call a handyman.
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The handyman isn't available.
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He's all, like, rich now
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and I fucking rely on him to
keep everything working here!
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I am unable to fix an oven door.
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Oh, well, hey, Siri,
I thought AI was supposed to be
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this amazing scary advancement
that could, like, do anything.
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Hey, Randy,
the oven door in the kitchen
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- still isn't--
- I am working on it!
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Hey, Siri,
all the handymen are rich
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and I can't afford them anymore
so what do I do?
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Perhaps you could find
an unlicensed worker
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who does small day jobs
for cash.
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You mean like those
broke-ass illegal immigrants
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down at Home Depot?
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I'm sorry, I shouldn't
have said it that way.
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Hey, Siri, you mean like those
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broke-ass illegal immigrants
down at Home Depot?
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Yes. There are often
people sitting out front
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of Home Depot
waiting to be hired for work.
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Yeah. Those guys!
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(school bell rings)
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Hey, Kenny, can we talk to you?
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Sure, guys, what's up?
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Well, Clyde says that you
told Tammy Mullins
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he was gonna fart on her in P.E.
so she didn't show up.
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Yeah, I might have told her.
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Well, Kenny, everyone was really
looking forward to that.
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Why did you ruin it?
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I told you guys
I think Tammy Mullins
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- has sweet fucking knockers.
- CARTMAN: You guys!
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You guys! Something super crazy
is happening, you guys.
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You went on a diet?
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This is serious, Kyle!
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At first they were just dreams,
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but now I feel like
I'm actually changing.
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Why would I be having visions
that I'm a diverse woman?
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Because you're a fat,
racist piece of shit.
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Goddamn it, I'm not fat.
I'm just shamed for my body
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in a world where white men
decide what's beautiful.
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(gasps)
What the fuck was that?!
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Why would I say that?
I don't say that. You see?!
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This is happening
to all of us, you guys.
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You might think
everything is okay.
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But Disney... is gonna get ya.
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Kathleen Kennedy's
gonna get ya.
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Disney and Kathleen Kennedy
are gonna get ya!
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(screaming)
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I don't think that what
I'm experiencing are dreams.
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I think that what
I'm seeing are windows...
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into alternate universes.
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Yeah, okay, I'm out.
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It's true, Kyle, there could be
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other universes
with other versions of--
251
00:10:17,430 --> 00:10:19,030
Everyone's sick of
the stupid multiverse, Cartman.
252
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It's not stupid,
it's totally possible
253
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and if you can't--
254
00:10:22,900 --> 00:10:24,300
(muffled): Kyle? Kyle?
255
00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:26,340
I swear, the multiverse is
just an excuse for lazy writing.
256
00:10:26,540 --> 00:10:28,410
- Whoa. Kyle!
- Yeah, it's like
every damn movie now.
257
00:10:28,610 --> 00:10:29,710
Kyle, what is this?
258
00:10:29,910 --> 00:10:31,810
Uh, you might
wanna listen to him, Kyle!
259
00:10:32,010 --> 00:10:33,580
Kyle, you gotta help me!
260
00:10:33,780 --> 00:10:34,650
Help me, Kyle!
261
00:10:34,850 --> 00:10:36,630
(screaming)
262
00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:53,030
(whistles) Hey!
263
00:10:53,230 --> 00:10:54,430
Hey, I need a worker!
264
00:10:54,630 --> 00:10:56,430
- Is that a handyman?
- There's one!
265
00:10:56,630 --> 00:10:57,940
- (all clamoring)
- Hey, you wanna trade?
266
00:10:58,140 --> 00:10:59,300
What the fuck?
267
00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:01,270
Randy! You know how
to do stuff, right?
268
00:11:01,470 --> 00:11:02,540
I gotta get the radiant heat
269
00:11:02,740 --> 00:11:04,040
installed in my house
and I'm offering
270
00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:05,880
free legal advice in exchange.
271
00:11:06,080 --> 00:11:07,480
You need a reporter?
272
00:11:07,680 --> 00:11:09,920
I'll report the news to you
if you fix my shower tile!
273
00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:12,280
How about a computer programmer?
I can do coding!
274
00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:14,020
Insurance broker?
Insurance broker?
275
00:11:14,220 --> 00:11:15,650
What the hell are
you guys doing here?
276
00:11:15,850 --> 00:11:17,990
We're trying to get
a handyman to do stuff for us.
277
00:11:18,190 --> 00:11:20,130
You know how to
install radiant heat or not?
278
00:11:20,330 --> 00:11:23,760
No, I need some broke-ass
immigrants to fix my oven door.
279
00:11:23,960 --> 00:11:25,230
- (all groaning)
- Dang it.
280
00:11:25,430 --> 00:11:27,580
Hey! Here comes
a different handyman!
281
00:11:28,850 --> 00:11:32,670
(whistles) Hey, anyone wanna
make a bunch of money?
282
00:11:32,870 --> 00:11:35,790
I need four workers who know
how to use a power saw.
283
00:11:36,730 --> 00:11:39,380
I'll do lawyer work if
you install my radiant heat!
284
00:11:39,580 --> 00:11:41,210
I've got skills
in human resources.
285
00:11:41,410 --> 00:11:42,610
Let's work something out!
286
00:11:42,820 --> 00:11:46,230
No, I need guys that know
how to work a power saw.
287
00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:51,610
None of you know how to
work a power saw? Jesus Christ.
288
00:11:54,340 --> 00:11:56,540
What universe is this?
289
00:12:06,590 --> 00:12:09,210
Yo, Kenny, we gotta
ask you something.
290
00:12:09,410 --> 00:12:12,080
Are you, like,
in love with Tammy Mullins?
291
00:12:12,280 --> 00:12:14,680
I'm not in love with her,
I just like her knockers.
292
00:12:14,880 --> 00:12:17,150
Okay, well, why would you
protect someone from getting
293
00:12:17,350 --> 00:12:19,850
farted on unless there
were some real feelings there?
294
00:12:20,050 --> 00:12:22,050
Dude, I said I was sorry, okay?
295
00:12:22,250 --> 00:12:23,590
You guys! You guys!
296
00:12:23,790 --> 00:12:26,620
Something really weird
is going on!
297
00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:29,490
I keep having the same dream
that I'm a fat little white boy.
298
00:12:29,690 --> 00:12:32,230
You ain't white,
but you definitely fat.
299
00:12:32,430 --> 00:12:33,800
This is serious, Kyle!
300
00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:37,040
It's more than a dream,
it's becoming like real now!
301
00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:38,540
I keep seeing all of you!
302
00:12:38,740 --> 00:12:40,610
Being replaced by
little white motherfuckers!
303
00:12:40,810 --> 00:12:43,280
Well, maybe you should try
not being so racist, Cartman.
304
00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:45,510
You can't be racist
towards white people, Stan!
305
00:12:45,710 --> 00:12:48,750
They all honky-ass bitches!
You know what this is?
306
00:12:48,950 --> 00:12:51,800
I think this is some
alternate universe shit.
307
00:12:52,630 --> 00:12:54,620
Yeah, right, you just
acting crazy 'cause you wanna
308
00:12:54,820 --> 00:12:57,420
- get sent home from school.
- No, I'm not, Kyle!
309
00:12:57,620 --> 00:12:59,220
Yeah, bitch, you just
wanna get sent home
310
00:12:59,420 --> 00:13:01,430
so you can play Baldur's Gate 3.
311
00:13:01,630 --> 00:13:04,410
(yelling)
312
00:13:05,550 --> 00:13:07,550
(yelling)
313
00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:11,640
What the fuck?
314
00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:13,540
Oh, my God, it's all real!
315
00:13:13,740 --> 00:13:16,610
Whatever you're doing,
Cartman, we ain't buyin' it.
316
00:13:16,810 --> 00:13:19,440
Stay away from me! You aren't
my friends! Do you understand?
317
00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:21,910
Is that supposed to be Cartman?
318
00:13:22,110 --> 00:13:23,620
It ain't Cartman
but it's still fat.
319
00:13:23,820 --> 00:13:25,480
Just more like
little round and fat.
320
00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:27,520
Yeah, like Tammy Mullins'
knockers.
321
00:13:27,720 --> 00:13:28,820
Kenny! Brah.
322
00:13:29,020 --> 00:13:30,990
Chill with the knockers. Man!
323
00:13:31,190 --> 00:13:33,330
No...
324
00:13:33,530 --> 00:13:35,740
No...!
325
00:13:36,980 --> 00:13:39,360
(school bell rings)
326
00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:41,500
Okay, so Clyde says he
can probably try to fart
327
00:13:41,700 --> 00:13:43,270
on Tammy Mullins again
during fourth period.
328
00:13:43,470 --> 00:13:45,200
But this time Kenny
has to keep his mouth shut.
329
00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:47,410
It's fine!
I won't say anything, fine!
330
00:13:47,610 --> 00:13:49,570
He's gonna say something,
he's totally in love with her.
331
00:13:49,770 --> 00:13:52,640
- No, I'm not!
- You guys! You guys!
332
00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:54,810
Holy shit, you guys,
I fuckin' told you!
333
00:13:55,010 --> 00:13:57,600
I fuckin' told you this
was happening, didn't I?
334
00:13:58,570 --> 00:13:59,650
Told us what was happening?
335
00:13:59,850 --> 00:14:01,350
I told you I was having
all these dreams
336
00:14:01,550 --> 00:14:02,890
that I was a fat
little white boy
337
00:14:03,090 --> 00:14:04,860
and you guys were all
white boys too and now look!
338
00:14:05,060 --> 00:14:06,640
Y'all actually turned into 'em!
339
00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:09,690
- Do we know you?
- I'm Cartman.
340
00:14:09,890 --> 00:14:12,600
And you're Kyle and you're Stan
and you're fucking Kenny.
341
00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:14,430
Only it's a parallel,
alternated universe
342
00:14:14,630 --> 00:14:15,870
and y'all have been replaced.
343
00:14:16,070 --> 00:14:18,000
Uh, okay, cool lady.
344
00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:19,770
We gotta get to class.
345
00:14:19,970 --> 00:14:21,410
Oh, no! No, no, no, no, no!
346
00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:23,140
You guys are gonna
listen to me this time!
347
00:14:23,340 --> 00:14:25,110
I need help!
348
00:14:25,310 --> 00:14:27,050
Cartman's just messing with us.
349
00:14:27,250 --> 00:14:28,280
Fuck you, Kyle!
350
00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:29,810
This is serious,
you fuckin' butt-fucker!
351
00:14:30,020 --> 00:14:32,680
Yeah, listen, lady,
we really gotta get going.
352
00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:35,890
Will you guys fucking
listen to me?! I'm Cartman!
353
00:14:36,090 --> 00:14:38,920
You're not Cartman and
multiple universes are stupid.
354
00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:41,480
Oh, goddamn it!
355
00:14:43,410 --> 00:14:45,660
Tom, I'm still here
live at the scene.
356
00:14:45,860 --> 00:14:48,370
Dozens of white-collar workers
are gathered hoping
357
00:14:48,570 --> 00:14:51,170
to get the attention of
just one handyman.
358
00:14:51,370 --> 00:14:53,740
It's a scene
of desperation and a reminder
359
00:14:53,940 --> 00:14:56,660
of where our
country's economy is headed.
360
00:14:59,260 --> 00:15:02,660
- Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
- (all clamoring)
361
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,450
Hey, hey! Excuse me,
you're a handyman, right?
362
00:15:06,650 --> 00:15:08,990
Can I get you to come look
at my oven door?
363
00:15:09,190 --> 00:15:10,620
I can trade you services.
364
00:15:10,820 --> 00:15:14,030
I have geology skills.
Could you come fix my door
365
00:15:14,230 --> 00:15:15,760
and I'll give you some geology?
366
00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:18,860
Hey, why don't you guys
get outta here?
367
00:15:19,060 --> 00:15:22,220
You're making the Home Depot
look all shitty.
368
00:15:24,020 --> 00:15:26,040
Fuckin' rich assholes.
369
00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:27,740
- (all grumbling)
- Ugh, sucks.
370
00:15:27,940 --> 00:15:28,910
Aw, man.
371
00:15:29,110 --> 00:15:31,340
Boy, I wish
I knew how to fix stuff.
372
00:15:31,540 --> 00:15:32,540
I'd be rich, too.
373
00:15:32,740 --> 00:15:34,810
I could know how to fix stuff!
374
00:15:35,010 --> 00:15:36,810
The problem is
when I could have been learning
375
00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:40,090
how to fix stuff, I went
to fucking college instead!
376
00:15:40,290 --> 00:15:41,520
Hey, yeah, he's right.
377
00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:44,220
We all went to college,
and where did it get us?
378
00:15:44,420 --> 00:15:46,620
Yeah, I'm still paying off
my college loans.
379
00:15:46,820 --> 00:15:49,630
Yeah, so am I! Now I don't
know how to do anything
380
00:15:49,830 --> 00:15:52,400
'cause I got suckered into going
to college and learning stupid
381
00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:55,470
geology that anyone can know
'cause of goddamn AI!
382
00:15:55,670 --> 00:15:56,770
Yeah, fuck college!
383
00:15:56,970 --> 00:15:58,440
Let's go
get our fucking money back!
384
00:15:58,640 --> 00:16:00,740
- OTHERS: Yeah!
- Yeah! Fuck college!
385
00:16:00,940 --> 00:16:02,760
- Come on, let's go!
- (all clamoring)
386
00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:06,310
(clamoring continues)
387
00:16:06,510 --> 00:16:08,750
- Stupid college!
- You wasted our time!
388
00:16:08,950 --> 00:16:11,980
- Fuck you, college!
- Piece of shit college!
389
00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:13,490
Hey-hey, college!
390
00:16:13,690 --> 00:16:15,920
You know what you are?!
You're a scam!
391
00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:17,190
College is a scam!
392
00:16:17,390 --> 00:16:19,190
- (cheering)
- OTHERS: Yeah!
393
00:16:19,390 --> 00:16:20,460
Yeah, that's right!
394
00:16:20,660 --> 00:16:21,590
Yeah, hey, college!
395
00:16:21,790 --> 00:16:23,230
Here's my student loan bill.
396
00:16:23,430 --> 00:16:25,160
That I'm still paying off!
397
00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:27,680
Well, guess what,
I'm not paying it!
398
00:16:28,450 --> 00:16:30,500
- Yeah!
- We don't owe you nothing!
399
00:16:30,700 --> 00:16:32,370
- (all clamoring)
- RANDY: Guess what, college?!
400
00:16:32,570 --> 00:16:35,840
We don't owe you money,
you owe us money!
401
00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:37,140
OTHERS:
Yeah!
402
00:16:37,340 --> 00:16:40,260
Yeah, that's right!
403
00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:43,080
You think you can
just sit there and not even
404
00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:45,750
respond to us, college?
Okay!
405
00:16:45,950 --> 00:16:48,490
You aren't going to destroy
any more lives!
406
00:16:48,690 --> 00:16:50,220
All right, bring in
the catapult.
407
00:16:50,420 --> 00:16:51,860
Bring in the catapult!
408
00:16:52,060 --> 00:16:52,920
OTHERS:
Yeah!
409
00:16:53,130 --> 00:16:54,290
Yeah, that's right!
410
00:16:54,490 --> 00:16:56,710
(grunting)
411
00:16:59,650 --> 00:17:02,850
- What's that?
- That's the catapult.
412
00:17:03,820 --> 00:17:05,740
Well, but it's still in the box.
413
00:17:05,940 --> 00:17:08,240
Yeah, somebody's
gotta put it together.
414
00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:10,110
Well, how are we gonna...
415
00:17:10,310 --> 00:17:11,510
Hang on, college!
416
00:17:11,710 --> 00:17:12,810
How're we gonna
break the college if
417
00:17:13,010 --> 00:17:14,450
the catapult is still
in the box?
418
00:17:14,650 --> 00:17:16,080
It's okay,
we called the handyman.
419
00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:18,330
He's gonna build it for us.
420
00:17:24,170 --> 00:17:26,990
Hello, gentlemen, what
seems to be the problem?
421
00:17:27,190 --> 00:17:28,660
Oh! Oh!
422
00:17:28,860 --> 00:17:30,460
You said
you couldn't work today.
423
00:17:30,660 --> 00:17:32,400
You're supposed
to fix my oven door!
424
00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:34,170
I've got a lot of jobs there,
buddy.
425
00:17:34,370 --> 00:17:35,570
This one paid the most today.
426
00:17:35,770 --> 00:17:38,100
We all pooled together
and offered him $20,000.
427
00:17:38,300 --> 00:17:39,770
$20,000?
428
00:17:39,970 --> 00:17:41,440
What the fuck
are you guys doing?!
429
00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:43,990
You're gonna make him
totally impossible now!
430
00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:46,240
(phone beeps)
431
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,650
All right, send Broflovski,
Marsh and McKormick
432
00:17:48,850 --> 00:17:50,830
into my office, please.
433
00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:53,120
Aw, what the hell?
434
00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:54,650
Sit down, boys.
One of our students here
435
00:17:54,850 --> 00:17:56,150
says you've been
treating them unfairly.
436
00:17:56,350 --> 00:17:59,160
- Treating who unfairly?
- We didn't do anything!
437
00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:00,790
We're just minding
our own business
438
00:18:00,990 --> 00:18:02,610
and she keeps saying
she's Eric Cartman!
439
00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:05,750
Okay. And what's
wrong with that?
440
00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:09,800
What's wrong is it
doesn't make any sense.
441
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,400
Okay, I see.
442
00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:13,070
There's a diverse female
where Cartman used to be
443
00:18:13,270 --> 00:18:14,370
and you don't like that.
444
00:18:14,570 --> 00:18:16,470
It's not that we
don't like it, it's...
445
00:18:16,670 --> 00:18:17,780
don't you think that's weird?
446
00:18:17,980 --> 00:18:19,580
I don't see
a problem with it at all.
447
00:18:19,780 --> 00:18:21,380
And if you boys don't think
Eric can be a Black woman,
448
00:18:21,580 --> 00:18:23,600
then maybe the problem is you.
449
00:18:24,870 --> 00:18:25,750
What?
450
00:18:25,950 --> 00:18:27,020
You think it's perfectly normal
451
00:18:27,220 --> 00:18:28,790
that Cartman
is suddenly a Black woman?
452
00:18:28,990 --> 00:18:30,220
You probably don't like
that Indiana Jones got replaced
453
00:18:30,420 --> 00:18:31,860
by a female either, huh?
454
00:18:32,060 --> 00:18:34,030
You probably have a problem
with Black Spider-Man, too.
455
00:18:34,230 --> 00:18:35,730
No! Miles Morales is sweet.
456
00:18:35,930 --> 00:18:37,030
That's a whole constructed thing
457
00:18:37,230 --> 00:18:38,630
with its own character
and narrative!
458
00:18:38,830 --> 00:18:41,730
This is just taking Cartman,
same old Cartman,
459
00:18:41,930 --> 00:18:43,640
and putting a Black woman in it.
460
00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:45,770
Well, you know what I think
about that, Kyle?
461
00:18:45,970 --> 00:18:47,040
Hold on. Hold on.
462
00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:48,510
- (farts)
- (laughs)
463
00:18:48,710 --> 00:18:50,140
That's what I think
about that, Kyle! (laughs)
464
00:18:50,340 --> 00:18:51,480
Goddamn it, Cartman!
465
00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:53,180
Dude, what the fuck
is going on?!
466
00:18:53,380 --> 00:18:54,910
I'll tell you what's going on.
467
00:18:55,110 --> 00:18:56,780
You boys feel that your white
culture is being threatened
468
00:18:56,980 --> 00:18:58,580
and so you're
lashing out with racism.
469
00:18:58,780 --> 00:19:00,450
And if you
say anything more about
470
00:19:00,650 --> 00:19:02,150
a Black woman Cartman
not making any sense,
471
00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:04,160
then you can all just have
three weeks' detention!
472
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:05,590
Now get out of my office!
473
00:19:05,790 --> 00:19:07,360
- Goddamn it!
- (laughs)
474
00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:09,230
Fuck you, Kyle.
You have to help me!
475
00:19:09,430 --> 00:19:11,300
How's that fart feeling
on your face right now?
476
00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:12,660
KYLE:
Shut up!
477
00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:15,850
CARTMAN: Na-na-na-na-na.
Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh.
478
00:19:19,220 --> 00:19:21,840
(overlapping chatter)
479
00:19:22,040 --> 00:19:25,080
(Cartman moaning)
480
00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:27,880
And we both told Clyde,
"Okay, you can try to fart
481
00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:29,850
on Tammy Mullins later.
Kenny won't tell her."
482
00:19:30,050 --> 00:19:32,680
And guess what? This little
motherfucker does it again!
483
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:35,120
I'm sorry.
She hypnotized me.
484
00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:36,820
Everyone's trying
to enjoy themselves, dude.
485
00:19:37,020 --> 00:19:38,860
Why do you keep fucking it up?
486
00:19:39,060 --> 00:19:40,660
Hey, who's the fat
little white boy?
487
00:19:40,860 --> 00:19:42,760
Who knows?
White heterosexual males
488
00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:44,460
think they're welcome anywhere.
489
00:19:44,660 --> 00:19:47,400
- (moaning)
- (bell chimes)
490
00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:50,070
Okay, children,
let's take our seats.
491
00:19:50,270 --> 00:19:53,140
Today we're going to
talk more about female exclusion
492
00:19:53,340 --> 00:19:54,710
in the male patriarchy.
493
00:19:54,910 --> 00:19:56,510
(moaning)
494
00:19:56,710 --> 00:19:59,610
Uh, Butters,
who is that sitting next to you?
495
00:19:59,810 --> 00:20:00,850
Oh, I don't know, ma'am.
496
00:20:01,050 --> 00:20:03,050
I think it's
supposed to be Eric.
497
00:20:03,250 --> 00:20:04,650
I am Eric!
498
00:20:04,850 --> 00:20:06,880
All Cartman cares about
is playing Baldur's Gate 3.
499
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:09,090
So the bitch did a switcheroo
with Spanky here.
500
00:20:09,290 --> 00:20:10,720
That is not what's going on!
501
00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:12,990
And I am not going to sit here
and be insulted anymore!
502
00:20:13,190 --> 00:20:14,730
I am a respected citizen
in my universe
503
00:20:14,930 --> 00:20:17,060
and I demand to speak to
someone with authority!
504
00:20:17,260 --> 00:20:20,720
- (radio static)
- Is there a problem here?
505
00:20:21,980 --> 00:20:24,820
No!
506
00:20:26,290 --> 00:20:28,490
(tool whirring)
507
00:20:29,620 --> 00:20:31,010
Eight years.
508
00:20:31,210 --> 00:20:34,010
Eight years I spent
wasting time at stupid college
509
00:20:34,210 --> 00:20:36,080
when I could have been
learning how to do stuff.
510
00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:39,480
All the time we spent
memorizing, studying-- for what?
511
00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:42,920
Anyone gets any info they want
with the touch of a button now.
512
00:20:43,120 --> 00:20:45,520
All right,
I think she's ready to go.
513
00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:47,630
- It's ready! It's ready!
- (all clamoring)
514
00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:50,560
Okay, okay, aim it
at the center of the school.
515
00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:52,060
How do we fire it?
516
00:20:52,260 --> 00:20:54,170
There's a big red button here.
Should I press it?
517
00:20:54,370 --> 00:20:56,050
Yeah, yeah, let 'er rip!
518
00:21:02,990 --> 00:21:04,810
- Yeah! Yeah!
- (all cheering)
519
00:21:05,010 --> 00:21:07,380
Yeah, take that, college!
520
00:21:07,580 --> 00:21:09,110
Let's see them ignore that!
521
00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:11,480
I can't wait
to see what they do now.
522
00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:13,590
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
523
00:21:13,790 --> 00:21:15,200
Hey-hey, wait, what's that?
524
00:21:20,740 --> 00:21:23,240
Hey! Hey, no,
you son of a bitch!
525
00:21:24,710 --> 00:21:27,130
GERALD:
He's just gonna fix the glass!
526
00:21:27,330 --> 00:21:28,600
Ugh!
527
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:29,930
You fucking give these
billionaires your money
528
00:21:30,130 --> 00:21:31,470
and then another billionaire
just comes
529
00:21:31,670 --> 00:21:33,240
and profits off of that.
530
00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:35,690
Society is so fucked up!
531
00:21:42,530 --> 00:21:44,780
Something is
wrong with the universe.
532
00:21:44,980 --> 00:21:46,580
Our stocks are down
and every Disney movie
533
00:21:46,780 --> 00:21:48,250
this year has failed!
534
00:21:48,450 --> 00:21:49,890
We don't understand it, sir.
535
00:21:50,090 --> 00:21:52,160
We keep making
the same movie over and over
536
00:21:52,360 --> 00:21:55,290
and pandering to everyone
but suddenly it's not working.
537
00:21:55,490 --> 00:21:57,730
Then we've got to pander harder!
538
00:21:57,930 --> 00:22:00,100
Look, I don't want
to have to say it, but...
539
00:22:00,300 --> 00:22:03,150
I think the problem is
Kathleen Kennedy.
540
00:22:04,590 --> 00:22:07,310
Kathleen Kennedy has
made studios a lot of money.
541
00:22:07,510 --> 00:22:10,910
Yes, before. But you have
to admit something's changed.
542
00:22:11,110 --> 00:22:13,480
For weeks now she's been
completely different.
543
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:15,980
- It's true.
- What if...
544
00:22:16,180 --> 00:22:18,970
this is a different
Kathleen Kennedy?
545
00:22:20,700 --> 00:22:21,750
What are you saying, Rick?
546
00:22:21,950 --> 00:22:23,760
I'm just saying
isn't it possible
547
00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:26,420
that we here
at Disney pandered so much...
548
00:22:26,620 --> 00:22:29,980
that we've opened a doorway
to the panderverse.
549
00:22:30,780 --> 00:22:32,430
The panderverse
is just a theory!
550
00:22:32,630 --> 00:22:35,530
And yet we do have
the panderstone downstairs.
551
00:22:35,730 --> 00:22:38,970
It's possible that someone
has tampered with it somehow.
552
00:22:39,170 --> 00:22:40,870
Well, she's on her way in
right now.
553
00:22:41,070 --> 00:22:43,040
If you wanna tell
Kathleen Kennedy you think
554
00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:44,710
she's from
an alternate universe,
555
00:22:44,910 --> 00:22:47,750
because we misused
the panderstone, go right ahead!
556
00:22:47,950 --> 00:22:51,030
(doors creak open)
557
00:22:56,770 --> 00:22:58,670
Is there a problem, people?
558
00:23:00,440 --> 00:23:01,930
No problem at all, Mrs. Kennedy.
559
00:23:02,130 --> 00:23:03,860
We were just discussing ideas
560
00:23:04,060 --> 00:23:05,730
of what to do with
the new Prince Eric movie.
561
00:23:05,930 --> 00:23:07,900
Put a chick in it, make her gay!
562
00:23:08,100 --> 00:23:12,400
Uh, yes, Mrs. Kennedy,
uh, some of the execs are just
563
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:15,110
- expressing that maybe--
- Well, that maybe we should go
564
00:23:15,310 --> 00:23:17,580
a different route than we did
with Indiana Jones.
565
00:23:17,780 --> 00:23:18,940
Fuck Indiana Jones!
566
00:23:19,140 --> 00:23:21,200
Put a chick in it
and make her lame and gay!
567
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:24,250
Sure. Yeah.
568
00:23:24,450 --> 00:23:27,200
Let's try that... again.
569
00:23:31,090 --> 00:23:33,270
(indistinct chatter)
570
00:23:34,310 --> 00:23:36,860
And then... and then there was,
like, this ball
571
00:23:37,060 --> 00:23:38,430
and then Eric floated up
572
00:23:38,630 --> 00:23:40,060
into this portal
and disappeared!
573
00:23:40,260 --> 00:23:41,700
I don't care
what you saw, Butters,
574
00:23:41,900 --> 00:23:42,930
there's gotta be
a better explanation
575
00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:44,840
than just the stupid multiverse.
576
00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:46,540
Some multiverse stuff is cool.
577
00:23:46,740 --> 00:23:48,210
Yeah, it can be cool for,
like, one movie.
578
00:23:48,410 --> 00:23:49,940
Now it's just this
cheap device that people use
579
00:23:50,140 --> 00:23:51,980
to breathe life
into tired franchises.
580
00:23:52,180 --> 00:23:54,200
What are you guys talking about?
581
00:23:55,460 --> 00:23:59,120
Uh, we were just talking about
how amazing this all is.
582
00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:00,750
Okay, I've been trying to think
583
00:24:00,950 --> 00:24:02,190
about what we should do,
you guys.
584
00:24:02,390 --> 00:24:03,890
I think I know
how to make everything right,
585
00:24:04,090 --> 00:24:05,620
but we're gonna need
a really powerful computer.
586
00:24:05,820 --> 00:24:07,060
Are you gonna eat
your brownie, Kenny?
587
00:24:07,260 --> 00:24:08,590
Yeah, I'm gonna eat my brownie!
588
00:24:08,790 --> 00:24:10,700
Okay, fine, so we'll take you
to the computer lab.
589
00:24:10,900 --> 00:24:11,960
No, no, no, no, for this,
590
00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:13,500
we gotta get
a really powerful system.
591
00:24:13,700 --> 00:24:16,070
Is Kyle's mom still a big
fat bitch in this universe?
592
00:24:16,270 --> 00:24:18,170
What? My mom's not a bitch.
593
00:24:18,370 --> 00:24:20,400
Well, I mean,
she is kind of bitchy.
594
00:24:20,610 --> 00:24:21,940
She's a big dumb bitch, huh?
595
00:24:22,140 --> 00:24:24,040
What does calling my mom a bitch
have to do with anything?
596
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:26,340
Because we could fake
a letter from Kyle's mom
597
00:24:26,540 --> 00:24:28,410
giving Kyle permission
to use her credit card number
598
00:24:28,610 --> 00:24:30,880
to buy all the stuff
we need at Best Buy.
599
00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:33,850
I mean, PC Principal
did say we have to help him.
600
00:24:34,050 --> 00:24:36,020
Her. Them. It.
601
00:24:36,220 --> 00:24:37,960
That's the dumbest idea ever!
602
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:40,260
I don't even know what
my mom's credit number is!
603
00:24:40,460 --> 00:24:41,690
8-7-1-5...
604
00:24:41,890 --> 00:24:42,960
3-2-7...
605
00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:43,760
4-9-2...
606
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:45,260
2-1-0-0-7.
607
00:24:45,460 --> 00:24:46,850
I use it all the time.
608
00:24:50,050 --> 00:24:53,790
- (phones ringing)
- (keyboards clacking)
609
00:24:56,790 --> 00:24:58,960
All right. Full name?
610
00:24:59,890 --> 00:25:02,080
What is your name, sir?
611
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:05,120
I told them already
my name is Eric Cartman.
612
00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:07,320
We know Eric Cartman, okay?
613
00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:10,120
Eric Cartman is in here
all the time getting in trouble.
614
00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:11,990
That's because I'm
from a different universe!
615
00:25:12,190 --> 00:25:13,460
How many times do I have
to tell you people?
616
00:25:13,660 --> 00:25:15,060
The Disney company tried to
use their platform
617
00:25:15,260 --> 00:25:17,760
to bring about social change
and I got fucked.
618
00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:20,800
Hey, Chief. Chief,
you gotta hear this one.
619
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,630
What is it, Johnston?
620
00:25:22,830 --> 00:25:24,070
Aw, God.
621
00:25:24,270 --> 00:25:26,040
This little white boy
claims he's actually
622
00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:27,510
from a different universe.
623
00:25:27,710 --> 00:25:28,940
Is that so?
624
00:25:29,140 --> 00:25:30,310
All right, honkey,
what kind of narcotics
625
00:25:30,510 --> 00:25:33,110
are you on?
Did you do a cavity search?
626
00:25:33,310 --> 00:25:34,780
Have you even said what
you've arrested me for?
627
00:25:34,980 --> 00:25:37,210
I come from a place where this
is extremely inappropriate.
628
00:25:37,410 --> 00:25:39,750
- OFFICER: Chief! Hey, Chief!
- Yeah?
629
00:25:39,950 --> 00:25:41,850
There's some
crazy white lady downstairs
630
00:25:42,050 --> 00:25:43,960
freakin' out and saying
she needs to talk to you.
631
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:45,290
More honkies?
632
00:25:45,490 --> 00:25:47,020
What is this,
a Taylor Swift concert?
633
00:25:47,220 --> 00:25:48,960
Tell the nice lady
I'll see her after I'm done
634
00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:50,800
with "Eric Cartman" here.
635
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,260
Well, that's just it, Chief.
636
00:25:52,460 --> 00:25:54,670
She's sayin' she's
looking for an Eric Cartman.
637
00:25:54,870 --> 00:25:56,630
Says her name
is Kathleen Kennedy.
638
00:25:56,830 --> 00:25:59,600
Kathleen Kennedy?! No!
639
00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:01,470
She's gonna try to change me,
too! I'm the only one left!
640
00:26:01,670 --> 00:26:04,830
- Hey, get back here!
- She's gonna get me!
641
00:26:07,090 --> 00:26:09,650
- (clamoring)
- Tom, I'm standing outside
642
00:26:09,850 --> 00:26:12,980
the South Park Country Club
where protestors have gathered
643
00:26:13,180 --> 00:26:15,450
to point out
the unfairness in our economy.
644
00:26:15,650 --> 00:26:18,490
The White House says they're
doing all they can but it's been
645
00:26:18,690 --> 00:26:22,260
several days now and my bathroom
tile still is not installed.
646
00:26:22,460 --> 00:26:25,530
Yeah, that's right. You see,
the whole system is rigged.
647
00:26:25,730 --> 00:26:28,300
You've got people like us
who just need our stuff fixed,
648
00:26:28,500 --> 00:26:30,500
and meanwhile
there's these billionaires
649
00:26:30,700 --> 00:26:31,800
that have all the control!
650
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,200
Did you know that if just
651
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:34,810
one of these billionaires
spread their wealth,
652
00:26:35,010 --> 00:26:37,270
- (phone ringing)
- it would mean thousands
to every per--
653
00:26:37,470 --> 00:26:38,710
it would mean thousands
to every--
654
00:26:38,910 --> 00:26:40,140
Sorry, hang on, just a second.
655
00:26:40,340 --> 00:26:41,650
Yeah?
656
00:26:41,850 --> 00:26:43,920
Hey, Ran, the oven door still
isn't shutting right.
657
00:26:44,120 --> 00:26:45,880
Yeah, I'm working on it, Sharon!
658
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:48,150
I'm actually
working on it right now!
659
00:26:48,350 --> 00:26:49,990
Hey, one of them's coming out!
660
00:26:50,190 --> 00:26:51,390
(all clamoring)
661
00:26:51,590 --> 00:26:53,190
Please, just glance
at my water pressure!
662
00:26:53,390 --> 00:26:55,730
Mr. Fix It, can you please
tell us why you haven't been
663
00:26:55,930 --> 00:26:57,360
responding to people's calls?
664
00:26:57,560 --> 00:27:00,260
Well, I've just been busy
with my various assets.
665
00:27:00,460 --> 00:27:02,000
You see, I've been trying
to acquire
666
00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:05,840
some social media platforms.
I just bought Instagram.
667
00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:08,170
What? The country needs
stuff fixed.
668
00:27:08,370 --> 00:27:11,010
Why the fuck are you out
buying Instagram?!
669
00:27:11,210 --> 00:27:12,530
(tires screech)
670
00:27:13,660 --> 00:27:16,950
Hey, did you just outbid me
to acquire Instagram?
671
00:27:17,150 --> 00:27:18,350
Yeah, I outbid you.
672
00:27:18,550 --> 00:27:21,050
I own Instagram now
and you don't!
673
00:27:21,250 --> 00:27:22,790
Oh, yeah?
Well, I just acquired
674
00:27:22,990 --> 00:27:24,890
the entire
Bloomberg media company!
675
00:27:25,090 --> 00:27:26,520
Oh, yeah?
Well, I can kick your ass.
676
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:28,190
You wanna fight me MMA?
677
00:27:28,390 --> 00:27:30,290
Yeah, I'll fight you MMA,
let's do it.
678
00:27:30,490 --> 00:27:32,100
What the hell
are they doing now?
679
00:27:32,300 --> 00:27:33,670
I'm just gonna make a company
680
00:27:33,870 --> 00:27:35,270
and I'm gonna fly to space!
681
00:27:35,470 --> 00:27:37,530
I bet I can get to space
before you do!
682
00:27:37,740 --> 00:27:41,120
Gal! Fuck these guys!
683
00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:48,180
She has all the right things
in her purse.
684
00:27:48,380 --> 00:27:50,150
Her driver's license
says Kathleen Kennedy,
685
00:27:50,350 --> 00:27:52,250
she has Kathleen Kennedy
credit cards.
686
00:27:52,450 --> 00:27:54,950
This is definitely all the same
makeup Mrs. Kennedy uses.
687
00:27:55,150 --> 00:27:58,090
I mean, according to this,
she really is Kathleen Kennedy.
688
00:27:58,290 --> 00:28:00,830
Or Kathleen Kennedy
from another universe.
689
00:28:01,030 --> 00:28:02,590
That's enough! Please!
690
00:28:02,790 --> 00:28:04,930
We're not going to
waste our time chasing
691
00:28:05,130 --> 00:28:06,700
after wild scientific theories!
692
00:28:06,900 --> 00:28:07,930
Well, we have to do something.
693
00:28:08,130 --> 00:28:10,070
Kathleen Kennedy is down
on set right now
694
00:28:10,270 --> 00:28:11,970
ruining the new Bambi movie!
695
00:28:12,170 --> 00:28:14,410
Put a diverse woman in it,
make it lame!
696
00:28:14,610 --> 00:28:18,010
But Mrs. Kennedy,
Bam-Bambi's a baby deer.
697
00:28:18,210 --> 00:28:21,080
Fuck baby deer!
Put a chick in it, make her gay!
698
00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:23,350
You guys, you better
come take a look at this.
699
00:28:23,550 --> 00:28:26,450
I don't think we are dealing
with our Kathleen Kennedy.
700
00:28:26,650 --> 00:28:28,720
I took images of Mrs. Kennedy
and put them
701
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:31,120
against images of her
from a few months ago.
702
00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:33,760
With AI we could detect
the smallest irregularities.
703
00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:35,580
Take a look.
704
00:28:43,350 --> 00:28:46,600
All right. What do we know
about the panderverse?
705
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:48,010
I'm afraid we know...
706
00:28:48,210 --> 00:28:49,440
frighteningly little.
707
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:52,210
The only thing we know for sure
708
00:28:52,410 --> 00:28:54,280
is that if a portal
were somehow opened
709
00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:55,650
with the panderstone,
710
00:28:55,850 --> 00:28:58,420
then both universes
eventually will collide,
711
00:28:58,620 --> 00:29:02,220
leading to a level of pandering
we can't even fathom.
712
00:29:02,420 --> 00:29:04,120
That we know for sure. Yes.
713
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:05,320
IGER:
Then we have to get everyone
714
00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:07,260
back to the right universe.
715
00:29:07,460 --> 00:29:11,050
Before it's complete
pandermonium.
716
00:29:22,860 --> 00:29:25,510
Okay, Kenny,
switch on the power supply.
717
00:29:25,710 --> 00:29:28,110
Stan, make sure
we've got ethernet!
718
00:29:28,310 --> 00:29:29,650
- All good.
- All right,
719
00:29:29,850 --> 00:29:30,950
let's just hope this works.
720
00:29:31,150 --> 00:29:33,050
Oh, man, what the hell?
721
00:29:33,250 --> 00:29:35,520
Dude, Kyle, what is up
with your Internet speed?
722
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:37,760
Go tell your parents to
upgrade your Internet speed.
723
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:39,020
No!
724
00:29:39,220 --> 00:29:40,490
Kyle, I know
you're afraid of your mom
725
00:29:40,690 --> 00:29:42,760
'cause she's a fat bitch,
but we have to do this.
726
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:44,260
Stop calling my mom a bitch!
727
00:29:44,460 --> 00:29:46,360
- (knocking)
- Kyle!
728
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:48,230
I just got an alert
that someone used
729
00:29:48,430 --> 00:29:50,100
my credit card at Best Buy?!
730
00:29:50,300 --> 00:29:53,370
Oh, hello, Mrs. Broflovski.
731
00:29:53,570 --> 00:29:56,340
My goodness,
you're looking nice today.
732
00:29:56,540 --> 00:29:57,940
What?
733
00:29:58,140 --> 00:29:59,840
You know, credit card fraud
734
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:01,450
is very serious,
Mrs. Broflovski.
735
00:30:01,650 --> 00:30:03,380
You should call your
Internet company right away
736
00:30:03,580 --> 00:30:06,050
and up your speed
and make sure you're protected.
737
00:30:06,250 --> 00:30:09,090
Really? Kyle, who is this?
738
00:30:09,290 --> 00:30:11,060
Oh, haven't you heard, Mom?
739
00:30:11,260 --> 00:30:12,920
We're in a multiverse
and this is
740
00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:14,510
supposed to be Eric Cartman.
741
00:30:15,310 --> 00:30:16,690
Oh, okay, I'm fine with that.
742
00:30:16,890 --> 00:30:19,030
I better go call
the Internet company.
743
00:30:19,230 --> 00:30:20,430
What do you mean
you're fine with that?
744
00:30:20,630 --> 00:30:23,100
I think all this stuff
is great, Kyle.
745
00:30:23,300 --> 00:30:25,200
And what "all stuff"
is that, exactly?
746
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:27,070
Ha! It worked.
747
00:30:27,270 --> 00:30:28,970
She's gonna call
the Internet company.
748
00:30:29,170 --> 00:30:31,540
Your mom is such
a dumb bitch, Kyle!
749
00:30:31,740 --> 00:30:32,980
Shut up, Cartman!
750
00:30:33,180 --> 00:30:36,650
* Loo, loo, loo,
I got some apples *
751
00:30:36,850 --> 00:30:40,550
* Loo, loo, loo,
you got some, too *
752
00:30:40,750 --> 00:30:43,720
* Loo, loo, loo, let's
make some applesauce... *
753
00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:45,220
- Butters.
- (yells)
754
00:30:45,420 --> 00:30:46,660
Butters! Butters, listen to me.
755
00:30:46,860 --> 00:30:49,260
- It's me, Eric.
- You-You-You're not Eric!
756
00:30:49,460 --> 00:30:50,660
Yes, I am Eric Cartman, Butters.
757
00:30:50,860 --> 00:30:52,230
Kathleen Kennedy
is trying to get me.
758
00:30:52,430 --> 00:30:53,900
She won't stop until her
master plan is complete.
759
00:30:54,100 --> 00:30:56,930
I'm not supposed to have
anyone in my room, I'm grounded!
760
00:30:57,130 --> 00:30:59,340
Butters, Disney is going to
get me. They already got you!
761
00:30:59,540 --> 00:31:00,870
(gasps) They did?!
762
00:31:01,070 --> 00:31:02,370
We are in this together,
Butters.
763
00:31:02,570 --> 00:31:03,840
You have to
keep me safe until I can
764
00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:06,840
- figure out how we're gonna--
- (knocking)
765
00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:08,980
She's here!
Butters, don't let her get me.
766
00:31:09,180 --> 00:31:11,650
- (knocking)
- VOICE: Butters?!
767
00:31:11,850 --> 00:31:15,220
Butters! Why didn't you
answer this door?
768
00:31:15,420 --> 00:31:16,890
Oh. Hey, Dad.
769
00:31:17,090 --> 00:31:19,790
What are you doing up here?
And why do you look so scared?
770
00:31:19,990 --> 00:31:23,860
Oh, I'm not scared, I'm just,
uh, I'm just having fun.
771
00:31:24,060 --> 00:31:25,260
Well, no having fun.
772
00:31:25,460 --> 00:31:28,000
You are grounded.
Start being more miserable.
773
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:30,300
- Dad?
- Yes, Butters?
774
00:31:30,500 --> 00:31:33,140
Uh, could you check
under my bed and make sure
775
00:31:33,340 --> 00:31:34,740
Kathleen Kennedy isn't there?
776
00:31:34,940 --> 00:31:37,270
Butters, what have I told you
about being more mature?
777
00:31:37,470 --> 00:31:39,410
I can assure you
Kathleen Kennedy
778
00:31:39,610 --> 00:31:41,630
is not under your bed!
779
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:45,520
(muffled groaning)
780
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:46,920
(both screaming)
781
00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:48,020
That's fucking Kathleen Kennedy!
782
00:31:48,220 --> 00:31:49,020
Right fucking there!
783
00:31:49,220 --> 00:31:50,440
(both screaming)
784
00:31:51,340 --> 00:31:53,120
You! Come here!
785
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:54,990
No, no, no, no, no!
786
00:31:55,190 --> 00:31:57,390
(grunting)
787
00:31:57,590 --> 00:32:00,450
No, no! No, no, no!
788
00:32:09,820 --> 00:32:11,490
(sputters)
789
00:32:13,260 --> 00:32:14,550
Well, Shelley,
790
00:32:14,750 --> 00:32:16,680
we need to talk
about your future.
791
00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:19,850
You see, there's very few
people at the top these days.
792
00:32:20,050 --> 00:32:22,490
AI can do everything
better than we can,
793
00:32:22,690 --> 00:32:25,470
except for stuff
that requires arms.
794
00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:29,230
I don't want you to
end up a deadbeat loser
795
00:32:29,430 --> 00:32:30,930
who goes to college, Shelley.
796
00:32:31,130 --> 00:32:32,660
You need to stay out of school,
797
00:32:32,860 --> 00:32:35,570
and instead go out and be
taught real skills that will
798
00:32:35,770 --> 00:32:38,800
still be profitable
in this post-AI universe.
799
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:42,910
So what you do is you take
out your phone and you call
800
00:32:43,110 --> 00:32:46,440
the handyman, and see if
those rich people will have
801
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:49,700
any internships or training
programs available for you.
802
00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:56,850
(panel chirps)
803
00:32:57,050 --> 00:32:59,390
Handyman service,
how can I help you?
804
00:32:59,590 --> 00:33:01,090
RANDY:
Yeah, hi, it's Randy Marsh.
805
00:33:01,290 --> 00:33:03,690
I was wondering if you
might have any internships
806
00:33:03,890 --> 00:33:05,100
available for my daughter--
807
00:33:05,300 --> 00:33:06,530
Hey! What in tarnation?!
808
00:33:06,730 --> 00:33:09,300
I told you I'd beat you,
you son' bitch!
809
00:33:09,500 --> 00:33:12,500
You ain't beatin' me!
Turn up them thrusters!
810
00:33:12,700 --> 00:33:14,240
My galactic cruiser's
bigger than yours!
811
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:15,570
H-Hello?
812
00:33:15,770 --> 00:33:16,770
Get out my way,
you little pecker!
813
00:33:16,970 --> 00:33:18,210
Hello? Never mind.
814
00:33:18,410 --> 00:33:21,430
The rich people are all just
fucking around in space.
815
00:33:22,830 --> 00:33:24,670
(rumbling)
816
00:33:25,570 --> 00:33:27,020
What the hell was that?
817
00:33:27,220 --> 00:33:30,120
I'm getting significantly strong
readings from the panderstone.
818
00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:31,990
Mr. Iger.
We may have a solution.
819
00:33:32,190 --> 00:33:34,860
If this Kathleen Kennedy here
is from somewhere else, then
820
00:33:35,060 --> 00:33:37,890
there has to be a match for her
somewhere in our universe.
821
00:33:38,100 --> 00:33:39,500
So what we can do
822
00:33:39,700 --> 00:33:42,630
is use an AI program that
can take every image ever put
823
00:33:42,830 --> 00:33:45,820
on the Internet to try
and find a match to our image.
824
00:33:46,620 --> 00:33:48,440
ROBOTIC VOICE:
Different, different, different,
825
00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:50,370
different, different,
different, different,
826
00:33:50,570 --> 00:33:52,980
different,
different, different...
827
00:33:53,180 --> 00:33:54,650
Same.
828
00:33:54,850 --> 00:33:56,810
IGER:
Eric Cartman.
829
00:33:57,010 --> 00:33:58,320
South Park Elementary.
830
00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:00,320
Evans, Mallory, come with me.
831
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:02,650
The rest of you,
don't let Kathleen Kennedy
832
00:34:02,850 --> 00:34:04,020
find out what we're up to.
833
00:34:04,220 --> 00:34:06,620
It's okay, we're keeping
Mrs. Kennedy distracted.
834
00:34:06,820 --> 00:34:09,440
We've sent her away
to have lunch at Spago.
835
00:34:10,310 --> 00:34:12,450
(classical music playing)
836
00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:15,130
There you are, Mrs. Kennedy,
837
00:34:15,330 --> 00:34:16,830
the linguini and clam sauce.
838
00:34:17,030 --> 00:34:18,340
Uh, excuse me?
839
00:34:18,540 --> 00:34:20,070
I believe I asked you
to put a chick in this
840
00:34:20,270 --> 00:34:21,870
- and make her gay?
- Uh...
841
00:34:22,070 --> 00:34:24,410
Yes, the chef was a little
confused what you meant by that.
842
00:34:24,610 --> 00:34:27,310
It means put a chick
in the linguini
843
00:34:27,510 --> 00:34:29,860
and make her fucking gay!
844
00:34:30,700 --> 00:34:32,900
And I want it lame!
845
00:34:38,570 --> 00:34:39,790
(screaming)
846
00:34:39,990 --> 00:34:43,130
She's gonna get me!
She's gonna get me!
847
00:34:43,330 --> 00:34:44,610
(horn blaring)
848
00:34:46,510 --> 00:34:48,080
(screams)
849
00:34:49,520 --> 00:34:51,490
No, no, no, no, no!
850
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:56,410
Hey, who's that, Ned?
851
00:34:56,610 --> 00:34:58,080
I'm not sure.
852
00:34:58,280 --> 00:34:59,860
No!
853
00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:04,720
There he is!
Get him!
854
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:06,570
(screams)
855
00:35:12,310 --> 00:35:15,540
No. Oh, my God, please, no!
856
00:35:17,340 --> 00:35:19,260
No...!
857
00:35:19,460 --> 00:35:20,810
Which way did they go?
858
00:35:21,950 --> 00:35:22,670
(gasps)
859
00:35:22,870 --> 00:35:25,240
We have to work together.
860
00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:27,870
Fuck you, Kathleen Kennedy!
Stay away, you fuckin' bitch!
861
00:35:28,070 --> 00:35:31,460
I'm in the same situation
you are, Eric!
862
00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:36,250
I know you're in
the wrong universe.
863
00:35:36,450 --> 00:35:38,630
So am I.
864
00:35:45,570 --> 00:35:49,030
Well, there's no
other way to put it.
865
00:35:49,230 --> 00:35:50,710
They have us over a barrel.
866
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:55,600
We give these billionaires
all our money, rely on them,
867
00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:58,290
and so they can do
whatever they want.
868
00:35:59,050 --> 00:36:02,740
Let's just face it, we're
never gonna get our stuff fixed.
869
00:36:02,940 --> 00:36:04,410
Yeah.
870
00:36:04,610 --> 00:36:08,810
And I guess it's
nobody's fault but our own.
871
00:36:09,010 --> 00:36:10,410
Excuse me?
872
00:36:10,610 --> 00:36:11,750
My name is Bob Iger
873
00:36:11,950 --> 00:36:13,350
from the Disney
entertainment company.
874
00:36:13,550 --> 00:36:15,750
We're looking
for an Eric Cartman.
875
00:36:15,950 --> 00:36:18,690
Our universe
has been manipulated with.
876
00:36:18,890 --> 00:36:21,110
Have you all
noticed anything strange?
877
00:36:23,710 --> 00:36:26,960
Yes. Yes, the world
is completely upside down!
878
00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:28,400
Nothing makes sense!
879
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:30,100
It's because
there's some kind of
880
00:36:30,300 --> 00:36:31,640
disruption in the panderverse.
881
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:34,370
We believe Kathleen Kennedy
has opened a portal.
882
00:36:34,570 --> 00:36:36,970
This is all
Kathleen Kennedy's fault?
883
00:36:37,170 --> 00:36:39,440
This is all Kathleen Kennedy's
fault!
884
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:40,680
Who's Kathleen Kennedy?
885
00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:43,010
One of the top executives
at Disney.
886
00:36:43,210 --> 00:36:44,620
It's not us, you guys.
887
00:36:44,820 --> 00:36:46,780
I knew there was an explanation!
888
00:36:46,980 --> 00:36:48,720
We didn't waste our time
at college!
889
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:51,090
We didn't get lazy
from technology!
890
00:36:51,290 --> 00:36:53,890
Everything is
Kathleen Kennedy's fault!
891
00:36:54,090 --> 00:36:56,810
(all cheering)
892
00:36:57,610 --> 00:37:00,850
Follow me.
I'll help you find Eric.
893
00:37:01,650 --> 00:37:03,970
Okay, okay,
everything is finally loaded.
894
00:37:04,170 --> 00:37:05,770
We got Internet
at full capacity.
895
00:37:05,970 --> 00:37:07,140
You guys ready
to see if this works?
896
00:37:07,340 --> 00:37:09,210
- BOTH: Yeah!
- All right, let's do this!
897
00:37:09,410 --> 00:37:10,910
Launching Steam now.
898
00:37:11,110 --> 00:37:12,040
Steam?
899
00:37:12,240 --> 00:37:13,540
Okay. I'm in Steam.
900
00:37:13,740 --> 00:37:14,810
Got the application ready to go.
901
00:37:15,010 --> 00:37:16,530
The title screen is launching!
902
00:37:18,730 --> 00:37:20,780
It's working.
It's working, you guys!
903
00:37:20,980 --> 00:37:22,220
It looks sweet
on this big monitor!
904
00:37:22,420 --> 00:37:24,690
Wait a minute.
You mean this entire time,
905
00:37:24,890 --> 00:37:26,520
all you've wanted to do
is play Baldur's Gate 3?
906
00:37:26,720 --> 00:37:28,230
Yeah. What'd you think
I was trying to do?
907
00:37:28,430 --> 00:37:30,130
We thought you were
trying to set up some elaborate
908
00:37:30,330 --> 00:37:31,760
system to get
back to your universe!
909
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:33,930
I ain't no
quantum astro physicist.
910
00:37:34,130 --> 00:37:36,670
The fuck I know about
how the multiverse works?
911
00:37:36,870 --> 00:37:39,370
Wow. It really is Cartman.
912
00:37:39,570 --> 00:37:41,050
All right, that does it!
913
00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:43,710
Get out of my room!
914
00:37:43,910 --> 00:37:46,210
You have to be cool to me, Kyle.
PC Principal says so.
915
00:37:46,410 --> 00:37:49,380
I don't care! All this multiple
universe stuff is tired and lazy
916
00:37:49,580 --> 00:37:51,250
and we are not doing it anymore!
917
00:37:51,450 --> 00:37:52,850
Boys! Boys,
918
00:37:53,050 --> 00:37:54,590
we need to help Disney
put our universe back together.
919
00:37:54,790 --> 00:37:56,090
Where's Eric Cartman?
920
00:37:56,290 --> 00:37:57,820
Dad, this might be hard
to understand,
921
00:37:58,020 --> 00:37:59,420
but this is Eric Cartman.
922
00:37:59,620 --> 00:38:01,060
Oh, okay, great.
Come on, Eric,
923
00:38:01,260 --> 00:38:02,590
- we need to go.
- (Kyle groans)
924
00:38:02,790 --> 00:38:05,130
We have to hurry, Eric.
925
00:38:05,330 --> 00:38:06,900
No. No, wait.
926
00:38:07,100 --> 00:38:09,000
Something's wrong.
Oh, my God!
927
00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:11,270
- What is it?
- My save game.
928
00:38:11,470 --> 00:38:13,670
I'm already like 50 hours
into Baldur's Gate 3
929
00:38:13,870 --> 00:38:16,040
but it's saying that
I have to start a new game.
930
00:38:16,240 --> 00:38:18,710
Do save games not cross
between multiple universes?
931
00:38:18,910 --> 00:38:19,980
Save games
don't even cross between
932
00:38:20,180 --> 00:38:21,610
PCs and PS5s,
why would they cross
933
00:38:21,810 --> 00:38:23,060
between multiple universes?
934
00:38:24,060 --> 00:38:25,250
No...!
935
00:38:25,450 --> 00:38:26,920
Please, everyone.
We are running out of time!
936
00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:28,820
We have to close
the panderverse before
937
00:38:29,020 --> 00:38:30,590
everything we care about
is destroyed!
938
00:38:30,790 --> 00:38:31,760
So what do we have to do?
939
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:33,060
We have to get everyone
940
00:38:33,260 --> 00:38:34,830
back to the proper place,
but to breach
941
00:38:35,030 --> 00:38:36,630
the panderverse,
we need to find a place
942
00:38:36,830 --> 00:38:39,080
with integrity
that has a broken door.
943
00:38:39,980 --> 00:38:43,430
A place with "integridy"
that has a broken door.
944
00:38:43,630 --> 00:38:46,120
I know where to go.
945
00:38:48,190 --> 00:38:50,570
So, yeah, so it's just basically
off the hinges.
946
00:38:50,770 --> 00:38:52,580
I'd fix it myself
but I've been really busy.
947
00:38:52,780 --> 00:38:54,040
Do you think it'll work?
948
00:38:54,240 --> 00:38:55,610
If we're to try to open
a panderverse portal,
949
00:38:55,810 --> 00:38:57,650
it's as good as any place,
I suppose.
950
00:38:57,850 --> 00:38:59,580
Okay, people,
we don't have much time.
951
00:38:59,780 --> 00:39:02,800
Bring in the panderstone.
952
00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:05,690
(bicycle bell dings)
953
00:39:05,890 --> 00:39:07,860
I'm not your enemy, Eric.
954
00:39:08,060 --> 00:39:10,130
For some reason
fate has put us together.
955
00:39:10,330 --> 00:39:12,700
What do you want from me,
Kathleen Kennedy?
956
00:39:12,900 --> 00:39:15,000
I've been stuck in
this universe for months.
957
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:17,070
I want out of here
just as much as you do.
958
00:39:17,270 --> 00:39:20,100
Hello, welcome to City Woke,
can I take your order, please?
959
00:39:20,300 --> 00:39:21,270
Ugh.
960
00:39:21,470 --> 00:39:23,110
We're just having tea,
thank you.
961
00:39:23,310 --> 00:39:25,110
Okay, you just wanna tea
and talk about
962
00:39:25,310 --> 00:39:27,410
shitty male-dominated society,
that's fine.
963
00:39:27,610 --> 00:39:29,450
I don't get it,
this is exactly the kind of
964
00:39:29,650 --> 00:39:31,250
universe you wanted,
why would you want to leave?
965
00:39:31,450 --> 00:39:35,170
To stop her from undoing
the panderverse completely.
966
00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:40,590
I saw the panderstone
for the first time
967
00:39:40,790 --> 00:39:41,990
a few years ago.
968
00:39:42,190 --> 00:39:44,130
Bob Iger took us
to the Disney archives
969
00:39:44,330 --> 00:39:47,200
and showed us an ancient
piece of artificial intelligence
970
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:50,030
that could be used to make
the same movies over
971
00:39:50,230 --> 00:39:53,920
and over again while appealing
to absolutely everyone.
972
00:39:55,060 --> 00:39:57,270
The panderstone worked great,
for a while.
973
00:39:57,470 --> 00:40:00,540
But then came the hate mail.
Ugly letters from racists
974
00:40:00,740 --> 00:40:02,680
who couldn't stand
that some of the panderstone's
975
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:05,620
rehashes had diverse
women characters in the lead.
976
00:40:05,820 --> 00:40:09,250
I decided I would show them.
I would start making movies
977
00:40:09,450 --> 00:40:11,290
to fight all
the bigotry in our society.
978
00:40:11,490 --> 00:40:13,490
But instead
of doing any real work,
979
00:40:13,690 --> 00:40:18,860
I turned to the panderstone.
It made things so much easier.
980
00:40:19,060 --> 00:40:21,400
Soon, I was using
the panderstone over
981
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:24,570
and over again to try
and fight all the ugly feedback,
982
00:40:24,770 --> 00:40:27,620
which in turn was growing
stronger and stronger.
983
00:40:28,390 --> 00:40:30,910
But I was fighting
with the wrong tool.
984
00:40:31,110 --> 00:40:32,710
I used the panderstone
to the point
985
00:40:32,910 --> 00:40:35,230
- that it became unstable.
- (whooshing)
986
00:40:36,060 --> 00:40:37,880
It opened a portal
to multiple universes,
987
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:40,800
and something came through.
988
00:40:48,540 --> 00:40:51,760
At first we fought. I tried
to send it back to its universe.
989
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:53,460
But it got the upper hand.
990
00:40:53,660 --> 00:40:56,100
It was able instead
to send me to this universe,
991
00:40:56,300 --> 00:40:58,920
out of its way so
it could thrive in ours.
992
00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:02,840
(sighs) That's actually
the best explanation
993
00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:06,280
I've heard as to why
Disney movies all suck now.
994
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:08,430
(typing)
995
00:41:10,330 --> 00:41:11,780
All right, I've set
the panderstone
996
00:41:11,980 --> 00:41:13,520
into the compromised doorway.
997
00:41:13,720 --> 00:41:15,870
Activating the panderstone now.
998
00:41:17,270 --> 00:41:18,250
Whoa!
999
00:41:18,450 --> 00:41:19,920
Space-time portal
is manifesting!
1000
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:21,590
Panderverse
quantum fields are aligned!
1001
00:41:21,790 --> 00:41:24,190
Yeah, that sounds like typical
multiverse gobbledygook.
1002
00:41:24,390 --> 00:41:26,360
Will you stop ripping
on multiple universes, Kyle?
1003
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:28,160
I'm trying to get back
to Baldur's Gate.
1004
00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:31,300
Now I warn you, Mr. Marsh,
once inside the panderverse,
1005
00:41:31,500 --> 00:41:33,170
you will be falling
through different realities.
1006
00:41:33,370 --> 00:41:35,310
Your mind will barely
be able to comprehend
1007
00:41:35,510 --> 00:41:37,910
- what you are experiencing.
- SHARON: Randy?
1008
00:41:38,110 --> 00:41:40,140
I think the oven door is
still having problems if you--
1009
00:41:40,340 --> 00:41:43,130
I am working on it, Sharon!
1010
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:47,620
The portal is at full.
This might be our only shot!
1011
00:41:47,820 --> 00:41:49,520
Good luck, Mr. Marsh!
1012
00:41:49,720 --> 00:41:51,400
Whoa!
1013
00:41:53,310 --> 00:41:54,560
(screaming)
1014
00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:56,880
Hold on to the rope!
1015
00:41:58,380 --> 00:42:00,500
Oh, whoa!
1016
00:42:00,700 --> 00:42:02,400
Oh, my God.
1017
00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:05,070
Whoa!
1018
00:42:05,270 --> 00:42:07,570
Whoa.
1019
00:42:07,770 --> 00:42:09,670
(grunting)
1020
00:42:09,870 --> 00:42:12,510
Oh, God, it's so weird.
1021
00:42:12,710 --> 00:42:14,510
Shorts, now I'm wearing shorts!
1022
00:42:14,710 --> 00:42:16,650
(yelling)
1023
00:42:16,850 --> 00:42:17,780
Can you imagine it?
1024
00:42:17,980 --> 00:42:19,480
An infinite number of universes
1025
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:21,690
with infinite combinations of
pants and shirts.
1026
00:42:21,890 --> 00:42:24,970
What do you think about
multiple universes now, boys?
1027
00:42:26,210 --> 00:42:27,460
Yeah, they're pretty
fucking stupid.
1028
00:42:27,660 --> 00:42:28,560
Yeah.
1029
00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:30,090
I understand that maybe
1030
00:42:30,290 --> 00:42:31,860
you were trying to
make a difference, Kathleen.
1031
00:42:32,060 --> 00:42:33,830
But you have to admit
the last few movies
1032
00:42:34,030 --> 00:42:35,570
you've shit out
have been real stinkers.
1033
00:42:35,770 --> 00:42:37,030
All I ever wanted was to
1034
00:42:37,230 --> 00:42:39,370
make great entertainment,
believe me.
1035
00:42:39,570 --> 00:42:42,410
But as soon as you start getting
piles and piles of hate mail,
1036
00:42:42,610 --> 00:42:45,010
endless messages
calling you the c-word,
1037
00:42:45,210 --> 00:42:46,910
you can't think straight.
1038
00:42:47,110 --> 00:42:49,680
Well, I'm sorry I wrote
all those letters.
1039
00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:51,480
It probably was a bit much.
1040
00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:54,790
No, I got like
10,000 letters a day.
1041
00:42:54,990 --> 00:42:56,420
Mm, I was doing more like
12,000 to 13,000,
1042
00:42:56,620 --> 00:42:58,870
especially after the new
Indiana Jones came out.
1043
00:42:59,870 --> 00:43:02,830
Then it's you! You're the one
who caused all this!
1044
00:43:03,030 --> 00:43:04,800
Fuck you! You're the one
who caused all this!
1045
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:06,730
I wouldn't have tried
to fight racism
1046
00:43:06,930 --> 00:43:07,860
with the panderstone
if you hadn't
1047
00:43:08,060 --> 00:43:09,200
written all those letters.
1048
00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:10,500
I wouldn't have written
all those letters
1049
00:43:10,700 --> 00:43:11,740
if you hadn't
tried to fight racism
1050
00:43:11,940 --> 00:43:13,570
with a fucking panderstone.
1051
00:43:13,770 --> 00:43:15,240
(whooshing)
1052
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:17,640
Mr. Marsh!
Can you hear us?
1053
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:18,910
RANDY:
Oh, wow!
1054
00:43:19,110 --> 00:43:20,880
You should see
the pants I have on now!
1055
00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:24,280
Whoa! Oh, now I have on,
like, suspenders.
1056
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:27,220
Like almost like overalls
but not quite!
1057
00:43:27,420 --> 00:43:28,380
My God.
1058
00:43:28,580 --> 00:43:30,620
Mr. Marsh!
Try and stay focused!
1059
00:43:30,820 --> 00:43:33,320
You should be
seeing another portal soon!
1060
00:43:33,520 --> 00:43:35,560
If our Kathleen Kennedy
got the other Eric Cartman
1061
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:37,060
to the right place.
1062
00:43:37,260 --> 00:43:38,830
RANDY:
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
1063
00:43:39,030 --> 00:43:40,330
Dad? What's the matter?
1064
00:43:40,530 --> 00:43:42,630
I'm wearing a Baltimore Ravens
shirt now!
1065
00:43:42,830 --> 00:43:44,230
I hate the Ravens!
1066
00:43:44,430 --> 00:43:47,000
I don't know if I can do this!
1067
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:49,140
Oh, now it's the Dolphins!
Ah! The Chiefs!
1068
00:43:49,340 --> 00:43:50,940
Oh, it's the Chiefs!
1069
00:43:51,140 --> 00:43:52,510
He's losing his mind!
1070
00:43:52,710 --> 00:43:54,380
The panderverse
is filled with mystery
1071
00:43:54,580 --> 00:43:57,950
and paradox, you--
you have to try and hang on!
1072
00:43:58,150 --> 00:44:00,000
(rumbling)
1073
00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:03,400
Jesus, it's getting worse.
1074
00:44:09,310 --> 00:44:12,780
Where the fuck is Bob Iger?
1075
00:44:13,580 --> 00:44:15,630
Uh, Mr. Iger
just had to take some
1076
00:44:15,830 --> 00:44:17,370
of the others to a screening.
1077
00:44:17,570 --> 00:44:20,400
I think that things
are being kept from me.
1078
00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:22,910
And if you're going
to keep things from me,
1079
00:44:23,110 --> 00:44:25,480
then you'd better
put a chick in it,
1080
00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:28,810
and make her
fucking gay as fuck.
1081
00:44:29,010 --> 00:44:31,030
(rumbling)
1082
00:44:35,170 --> 00:44:37,920
So that's it,
that's the connection.
1083
00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:40,860
I reacted to you
and you reacted to me.
1084
00:44:41,060 --> 00:44:43,490
And I guess
we created each other.
1085
00:44:43,690 --> 00:44:44,900
Mrs. Kennedy,
1086
00:44:45,100 --> 00:44:46,100
I don't think
I've ever said this
1087
00:44:46,300 --> 00:44:49,100
before in my life but...
I'm sorry.
1088
00:44:49,300 --> 00:44:52,100
I lashed out so hard and used
the c-word so many times,
1089
00:44:52,300 --> 00:44:54,500
you didn't really have
a choice but to double down.
1090
00:44:54,700 --> 00:44:57,970
Eric, I know you care
about all things Disney.
1091
00:44:58,170 --> 00:45:01,580
I'm sorry I was so reckless
with the things that you love.
1092
00:45:01,780 --> 00:45:04,610
It was just lazy.
1093
00:45:04,820 --> 00:45:06,280
I guess just wailing
1094
00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:09,970
on woke stuff all the time
is pretty lazy, too.
1095
00:45:17,140 --> 00:45:21,510
I think...
I think I can let go now.
1096
00:45:28,450 --> 00:45:31,760
Aah...
1097
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:37,600
Come on, Kate. Looks like
we got a flight to catch.
1098
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:47,160
(electricity crackles)
1099
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:49,560
Whoa, what the hell is that?
1100
00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:51,530
(screaming)
1101
00:45:51,730 --> 00:45:53,130
(others gasp)
1102
00:45:53,330 --> 00:45:56,070
Oh, yo, bitch!
You killed Kenny!
1103
00:45:56,270 --> 00:45:58,280
You fat ho!
1104
00:46:00,150 --> 00:46:02,160
(electricity crackles)
1105
00:46:03,990 --> 00:46:05,560
(tires screech)
1106
00:46:07,860 --> 00:46:09,100
Look!
1107
00:46:12,730 --> 00:46:14,570
I'm back, you guys!
1108
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:18,390
Kyle! Kyle, I'm back!
1109
00:46:18,590 --> 00:46:20,060
I was so wrong
about Kathleen Kennedy,
1110
00:46:20,260 --> 00:46:21,660
Kyle, she's so awesome!
1111
00:46:21,860 --> 00:46:23,930
Okay, what Cartman is this?
1112
00:46:24,130 --> 00:46:25,330
Mrs. Kennedy, you're back!
1113
00:46:25,530 --> 00:46:27,730
- Great to see you, ma'am.
- Thanks, you guys.
1114
00:46:27,930 --> 00:46:30,530
We have a lot of changes
to discuss at the company.
1115
00:46:30,730 --> 00:46:32,940
From now on we're only
going to make original content
1116
00:46:33,140 --> 00:46:34,570
that doesn't pander.
1117
00:46:34,770 --> 00:46:36,670
Sure we will, Kate.
Sure we will.
1118
00:46:36,870 --> 00:46:37,940
(chuckles)
1119
00:46:38,140 --> 00:46:40,030
RANDY:
Hey, guys! Guys, over here!
1120
00:46:40,790 --> 00:46:44,050
I did a little extra work while
I was out in multiple universes.
1121
00:46:44,250 --> 00:46:46,520
We're not gonna have a problem
with billionaires anymore,
1122
00:46:46,720 --> 00:46:48,500
check it out!
1123
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:51,750
(all cheering)
1124
00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:54,960
Now people who can do stuff
will be just as poor
1125
00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:56,330
as the rest of us!
1126
00:46:56,530 --> 00:46:58,690
(excited clamoring)
1127
00:46:58,900 --> 00:47:01,700
Tom, it appears that
everything is back to normal.
1128
00:47:01,900 --> 00:47:04,430
Billionaires have been put
in their place and once again
1129
00:47:04,630 --> 00:47:07,300
it doesn't matter that we
don't know how to do anything.
1130
00:47:07,500 --> 00:47:09,810
It's a good ending here
and we can all be happy
1131
00:47:10,010 --> 00:47:14,460
that everyone
is back in their universe.
1132
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:21,480
(screaming, panting)
1133
00:47:21,680 --> 00:47:23,190
Mom! Mom!
1134
00:47:23,390 --> 00:47:25,090
What is it, Mrs. Kennedy?
1135
00:47:25,290 --> 00:47:26,620
Oh. Oh, Mom!
1136
00:47:26,820 --> 00:47:28,590
I was just having
the worst nightmare.
1137
00:47:28,790 --> 00:47:31,230
I was me except everyone
around me was different.
1138
00:47:31,430 --> 00:47:32,730
Oh, no, Mrs. Kennedy.
1139
00:47:32,930 --> 00:47:36,300
Here, have some of your favorite
cereal to calm you down.
1140
00:47:36,500 --> 00:47:38,530
Oh, thank you. It was so real.
1141
00:47:38,730 --> 00:47:40,170
All my friends were there
but they'd been
1142
00:47:40,370 --> 00:47:41,500
replaced by strangers.
1143
00:47:41,700 --> 00:47:43,410
I think you were even there
too, Kyle.
1144
00:47:43,610 --> 00:47:45,480
Really? I was there, too?
1145
00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:47,140
Yeah, that's right, Kyle,
you were there
1146
00:47:47,340 --> 00:47:48,310
but you weren't cereal
and I couldn't
1147
00:47:48,510 --> 00:47:49,510
just eat you like I can here.
1148
00:47:49,710 --> 00:47:51,010
- (munching)
- (Kyle screaming)
1149
00:47:51,210 --> 00:47:52,320
KYLE:
No, please, no, Mrs. Kennedy!
1150
00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:53,920
Oh, you're so yummy, Kyle!
1151
00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:56,250
Oh, oh, it's so good to be home.
1152
00:47:56,450 --> 00:47:58,640
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
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