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Previously on SurrealEstate.
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Thank you for making
my world so much bigger.
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Hey! Luke.
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I got my license today.
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Well, that's great! Congratulations.
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House, unlock the door!
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House!
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Luke, if you could still do what
you used to do, we wouldn't be here.
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I'm always telling you to find
a better work-life balance.
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This isn't about balance. This is about
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getting out of here
and reassessing my life.
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You have to relax. I'm
just taking the shortcut.
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Nah, it's perfectly fine.
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The biggest thing in
these woods is a raccoon.
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There's no bears or wolves.
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No, all the chainsaw
murderers are still at camp.
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What're you even... Hang on.
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Nothing.
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Look, I'll be home in
ten or so. Okay, bye.
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Hello?
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Mm...
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House, call the condescending,
unappreciative jerk.
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Calling Luke Roman.
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Don't pick up. Voicemail,
voicemail, voicemail.
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You've reached Luke Roman.
I'm sorry I missed your call.
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Please leave a message.
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Luke! Oh, darn. I was
hoping to talk to you.
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I just wanted to let you
know that I'm going to need
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a few more days away from the office.
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I'll be sending you the contracts
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on Bouvier, Santos and Padgett.
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They're easy closings,
clean titles, approved loans,
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you won't have any problems.
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The Dunn-Herberts are
doing their usual dance.
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It's probably a good
teaching moment for Zooey.
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I'm dealing with some personal business,
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so I'm not sure when I'll
be back in the office,
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but seeing as nothing ever changes
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at the perfect Roman Agency,
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I'm sure you have
everything well in hand.
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Toodles.
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Hm.
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The "toodles" was a bit much.
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It was a nice touch.
Cordial, yet dismissive.
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Yeah. That's what I was going for.
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Would you like some tea?
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Yes.
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Yes, I would.
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Toodles?
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It's a hell of a house.
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Yeah, built in 1893, historic, solid.
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- Can't wait to bulldoze it.
- Well, you need to buy it first.
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It's only polite.
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As you can see, the
property line starts here.
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The creek is on your
side. Plenty of room to...
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- What's that?
- Well, that is the lot
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next to yours. It's just a
small place, barely a cottage.
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- How much?
- I...
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I don't know if it's listed for sale.
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If I own that lot,
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I don't need to worry
about the easements.
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I could build the pool area over here
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and put the tennis court over here.
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And the guest house
could be way over here,
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so I'd hardly ever need to interact
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with visiting relatives.
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I don't even know if you'd see them.
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Oh, yeah!
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We'll reach out and get a price.
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Don't worry about the price. Buy it.
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Maybe we should close
on this property first,
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- you know, get the ball rolling.
- We're going to do both deals at once.
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I could never enjoy this lot
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knowing that I can't have that lot.
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That's just me.
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All or nothing.
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I'm gonna call my architect.
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The house and underlying dirt
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are owned by an
offshore holding company.
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The only point of contact
is a law firm in Budapest.
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Swell.
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I reached out and left a message.
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Yeah, we're not liking the odds
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that we're going to
hear back anytime soon.
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So, we have one sale
contingent on two properties.
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This cabin in the woods is
creating more drama than the
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- million dollar property.
- Mm-hm. Life is funny.
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You know, I could have
sworn there was something
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in that house, watching me.
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You think maybe it was your, um...
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your mojo coming back?
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Ah! Maybe it's growing
back, like a starfish leg.
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No. Just old-fashioned paranoia.
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You all set for today?
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- Mm-hm.
- What's today?
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I am taking my first
couple to look at houses.
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Susan's taking her personal
days and I am covering.
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Aw. Who's the victim? I
mean, who's the client?
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Aw, who's the victim.
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The Dunn-Herberts. Lara and Freya.
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What?
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The Dunn-Herberts
are our locally sourced
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organic vegan lookie-loos.
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They shop,
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they kvetch and they never buy.
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Have fun.
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Great.
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Oh, my God. You did not do them justice.
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This is like an Oscar Wilde
play about mistaken identity.
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They're pretending to shop for a house
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and I'm pretending this isn't
a complete waste of my time.
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- Well, Susan felt the same way.
- When?
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- Did you talk to her?
- Naw,
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this was the last time Lara and Freya
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took her for a spin.
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Don't you think maybe
you should check in?
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With Susan?
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I'll see her at the charity
bowling thing this weekend.
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Oh, right?
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That's, like, mandatory, right?
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You're an agent now.
It's part of the deal.
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Yeah, just testing the
fence for weak spots.
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Like a velociraptor.
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Anything back from the
lawyers in Budapest?
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It's been, like, half a day.
I don't want to be a 'pesht'.
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Oh, I see what you did there.
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I kill me.
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Oops. I gotta go be a receptionist.
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Bye.
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So...
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how much do we love it?
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May I help you?
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"Please call me.
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You're about to win the lottery."
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Oh!
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You are the cabin in the woods!
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I live in the house in the woods.
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And I don't play the lottery.
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I was being a little clever.
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Very little.
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Could we, uh, go in here and talk?
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Now, why would we do that?
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Well, if you leave, you'll never know.
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This all looks so... science-y.
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Hm. Vic Tandy,
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a British engineer with
an interest in the occult,
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experimented with infrasound,
or low frequency sound.
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Less than 2Ohz. 18.5 to be exact.
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Some called it the spirit frequency.
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How's it work?
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Well, he theorized that sending
vibrations out at that frequency
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might start a dialogue with...
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God knows what.
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So, this disk can be used
like a cochlear implant:
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If something extra-normal reaches out
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it should vibrate your cochlear nerve.
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And start a dialogue.
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So, if Luke wears this thing,
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he'll have his Luke tingle back?
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Well, I'm not certain
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that it will enable him
to communicate verbally,
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but it should enable
a certain... intuition.
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- Mm.
- The sense of a presence.
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Can we agree to never use the term
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"Luke tingle" again?
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Yeah, let's. Mind if I
take it for a test drive?
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Be my guest.
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Kinda tingly.
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Ow! Damn!
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- Wait, what's wrong?
- Oh!
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It went batshit crazy,
like an explosion of noises.
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Really?
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Ohh!
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Oh, whoa.
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So, that is what we are looking at.
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Hm.
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Your running dog capitalist lackey
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wants to buy my idyllic
cottage in the pastoral woods
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and tear it down for his tennis courts.
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Well, don't forget about
the pool and the guest house.
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Yes. His desire to avoid
his relatives is so far
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the only endearing thing about him.
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Um, so, uh...
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what do you say?
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No.
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Kay. Kay?
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Kay.
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I'm going to go way out
here on a limb ethically
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and confide in you that
my client has way more
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money than sense. He will
overpay for your property
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to an alarming degree.
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Oh.
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Lucky, lucky me.
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You didn't have to come here.
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All I did was drop off a
not-so-clever business card.
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You could have let
it go, but you didn't.
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Fair enough.
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Well, we could talk about this over...
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I don't know... dinner?
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I do have to eat. Occasionally.
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- How about tonight? I could...
- I have plans tonight.
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Tomorrow?
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My nights are full and rich,
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so I like to eat early.
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Maybe Friday?
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Pick me up at my priceless
house around seven.
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Okay.
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- Hm.
- Who was that?
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Luke?
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Oh, just a homeowner.
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I think you need to watch her.
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Closely.
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That's my plan.
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I think you're being a hamster.
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Just because I won't lie for you?
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It's hardly even a lie! If my mom calls,
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just tell her I'm staying
with you that night!
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I've stayed at your place lots of times!
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And what if she wants to speak to you?
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Then tell her I'm... I'm in the shower!
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Or I'm out by the pool
giving cardiac massage
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to a drowning nun!
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Dude, work with me!
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If my parents find out,
there's gonna be trouble.
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They already don't like...
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Bruno?
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Bruno?
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Come on, Bru, quit screwing around!
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Very funny. C'mon, let's...
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Bruno!
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Well, she said no. But in real estate,
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"no" is where we start not where we end.
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I'm sure that looks great
on a motivational poster
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but it only pisses me off.
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Listen, I'm having dinner
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with the homeowner
on Friday night, so...
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Well, that's great, Luke.
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Take her out to dinner, order some wine.
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Hell, sleep with her if you have to,
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but get me that property.
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I'll do my best.
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... and the recent disappearance
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to a tragic incident
two and half years ago
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when the bodies of four teens were found
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completely drained of blood.
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Police sources have neither...
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Ladies!
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Hi!
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Tantalize me, Zooey. What
are we going to see today?
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Tantalize me, Freya.
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Is there a world in which you
two actually buy something?
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You do know that real estate agents
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only make money off of sales
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and wasting an agent's time if you have
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zero intention of buying is
the moral equivalent of...
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I don't know... robbing a liquor store?
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I hope we find something... perfect.
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Something to die for.
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I hope we fall in love at first sight.
261
00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:09,007
I hope we find something so perfect
262
00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:11,355
that my checkbook leaps out of my purse
263
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:13,221
and writes an earnest money deposit
264
00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:15,267
before I can stop it!
265
00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:16,931
But probably not.
266
00:16:17,751 --> 00:16:18,927
No.
267
00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:24,935
It's okay.
268
00:16:26,698 --> 00:16:28,834
Miranda, our client
is willing to drop 15 grand
269
00:16:28,845 --> 00:16:30,167
off the price to repair the roof
270
00:16:30,178 --> 00:16:32,272
but there's nothing
wrong with the floors.
271
00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:34,711
Of course! And your people are welcome
272
00:16:34,721 --> 00:16:37,235
to carpet over it when it's theirs!
273
00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:39,156
It's unreasonable to
expect us to pay for them.
274
00:16:40,152 --> 00:16:42,282
No, no, no, no, no. Those
maple floors are gorgeous.
275
00:16:42,293 --> 00:16:44,133
Carpeting over them would
be an act of vandalism.
276
00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:46,423
We're not going to
subsidize their bad choices.
277
00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:48,377
Tell them about the 15
grand for the roof and then
278
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:51,258
tell them horror stories
about dust mites and mold.
279
00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:53,595
Scare their children
and then call me back.
280
00:16:53,873 --> 00:16:55,413
Okay, bye.
281
00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:59,234
When there was only one set
of footprints in the carpet,
282
00:16:59,744 --> 00:17:01,794
that's when you were carrying me.
283
00:17:02,683 --> 00:17:04,393
What's up?
284
00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:07,397
Tell me about that client
who was in yesterday.
285
00:17:07,634 --> 00:17:09,464
Not really a client. She
owns one of the properties
286
00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:10,947
Erik Toft wants to buy.
287
00:17:11,274 --> 00:17:13,480
- What do you know about her?
- Not much.
288
00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:15,581
Kay Bozer. She got an edge to her.
289
00:17:16,266 --> 00:17:17,726
No bullshit.
290
00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:19,405
Kind of refreshing.
291
00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:21,714
When she was in the office, she...
292
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:24,630
affected one of my devices.
293
00:17:26,337 --> 00:17:27,797
What do you mean?
294
00:17:28,166 --> 00:17:29,955
It operates at a certain frequency
295
00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:33,046
that is sensitive to certain phenomena.
296
00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:35,230
It could be a coincidence, but...
297
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:38,641
the device operated properly
again the moment she left.
298
00:17:40,490 --> 00:17:42,790
Will you be, uh, seeing the lady again?
299
00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:46,193
We're having dinner
Friday, as a matter of fact.
300
00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:49,321
Kinda hit it off.
301
00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:50,903
So it's, uh...
302
00:17:51,144 --> 00:17:54,354
not an insidious plan
to get her to sell?
303
00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:56,745
No, my insidious plan
was to have a nice dinner
304
00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:58,327
with an interesting lady.
305
00:17:58,452 --> 00:18:00,622
My first since Megan, in fact.
306
00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:05,998
Would you, uh, be open to
trying a sort of experiment?
307
00:18:08,546 --> 00:18:10,796
This device is really quite subtle.
308
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:12,673
You wear it behind your ear.
309
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,640
- She won't even see that...
- I don't think so...
310
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:16,260
Luke, it's science.
311
00:18:16,387 --> 00:18:18,307
No! It's a dinner date with a nice lady.
312
00:18:18,579 --> 00:18:19,891
A nice lady
313
00:18:19,902 --> 00:18:23,112
who might just vibrate at 18.5 hertz.
314
00:18:26,277 --> 00:18:27,718
Let me see it.
315
00:18:39,327 --> 00:18:41,407
See? No big thing.
316
00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:43,831
I don't know. Feels creepy wearing a
317
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:46,376
metaphysical nicotine
patch on our first date.
318
00:18:46,387 --> 00:18:48,637
Science is often creepy.
319
00:18:49,373 --> 00:18:52,083
But, if it isn't activated,
she'll never know.
320
00:18:52,175 --> 00:18:54,795
- And if it is?
- Run away.
321
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,508
Run like hell.
322
00:18:58,095 --> 00:18:59,555
As fast as you can.
323
00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:10,693
Ah! You're back.
324
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,986
Oh-ho.
325
00:19:13,016 --> 00:19:15,936
They are killing me, Augie.
326
00:19:16,277 --> 00:19:19,147
Not only are they draining me
of my will to sell real estate,
327
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,485
they are draining me of my will to live.
328
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:26,248
You should talk to Luke.
Just, uh, not right now.
329
00:19:26,782 --> 00:19:27,924
Why?
330
00:19:27,935 --> 00:19:30,605
It seems that, uh,
one of Susan's clients
331
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:34,716
is involved in a transaction
with one of Rita's clients
332
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:38,430
and Rita is unhappy about
Susan's extended sabbatical.
333
00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:41,722
Rita Weiss: America's
real estate sweetheart.
334
00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:43,717
So, what else is happening
in the real world?
335
00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:45,349
Well, let's see...
336
00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:49,346
Uh, Luke is still trying
to close the Toft deals.
337
00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:53,070
He has developed a
post-professional interest
338
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,532
in the woman who owns
the adjacent property.
339
00:19:55,948 --> 00:19:58,696
- My spirit frequency device was...
- Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait!
340
00:19:58,707 --> 00:20:01,007
Did you just say post-professional?
341
00:20:01,471 --> 00:20:02,971
He's hot for her?
342
00:20:02,982 --> 00:20:05,417
Your words, not mine.
343
00:20:05,428 --> 00:20:09,808
Oh, my God! That'll teach me
to leave the office, like, ever!
344
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:11,587
Who is she? What is she like?
345
00:20:11,826 --> 00:20:13,326
We haven't met.
346
00:20:13,674 --> 00:20:15,036
But she, uh...
347
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,547
set off my device.
348
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:20,264
Apparently she did the same for Luke.
349
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,652
So, Luke tells me you're
a licensed agent now.
350
00:20:36,076 --> 00:20:37,616
Congratulations.
351
00:20:38,310 --> 00:20:39,612
Thank you.
352
00:20:39,623 --> 00:20:41,163
Hm.
353
00:20:42,026 --> 00:20:43,736
You know, I always liked you, Zooey.
354
00:20:44,535 --> 00:20:47,295
You strike me as an oasis of pragmatism
355
00:20:47,984 --> 00:20:49,904
in a place obsessed with fantasy,
356
00:20:50,472 --> 00:20:53,450
like the last personal
injury attorney in a
357
00:20:53,461 --> 00:20:55,341
hastily assembled amusement park.
358
00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:58,591
May I give you a piece of advice?
359
00:20:58,716 --> 00:21:00,256
I guess so.
360
00:21:00,310 --> 00:21:02,570
Always give the client
361
00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:04,182
what they need.
362
00:21:04,305 --> 00:21:06,315
Not what they want.
363
00:21:06,701 --> 00:21:08,089
Yeah? Hm.
364
00:21:08,180 --> 00:21:09,720
Do you know what I used to be?
365
00:21:10,605 --> 00:21:12,565
I got my masters in philosophy.
366
00:21:13,343 --> 00:21:15,763
Oh, yes. I focused on Kierkegaard.
367
00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:18,886
The aesthetic, the
ethical and the religious.
368
00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:20,810
Well, you can imagine how
369
00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:23,701
gracefully that interacted
with a career in real estate.
370
00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:25,828
Zero sales.
371
00:21:26,215 --> 00:21:29,068
- So, what did you do?
- So I shifted gears.
372
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:31,539
I focused on the
primacy of the individual
373
00:21:31,665 --> 00:21:34,705
and of individual concerns
above any abstract reality
374
00:21:34,835 --> 00:21:36,705
or grand metaphysical system.
375
00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:40,506
Still couldn't sell a
salmon to a grizzly bear.
376
00:21:41,130 --> 00:21:42,303
This is all great stuff,
377
00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:44,176
but what am I supposed
to do with any of it?
378
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:47,853
I realized that I was vastly
overthinking the whole thing
379
00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:51,523
and that my clients
were ignorant doorknobs
380
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:54,524
incapable of articulating
their own desires.
381
00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:57,022
So, I looked at their lifestyles
382
00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:59,899
and I showed them
corresponding inventory.
383
00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:03,237
I focused on what they deeply needed,
384
00:22:03,364 --> 00:22:05,534
not what they said they wanted
385
00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:07,408
because seldom are they the same thing.
386
00:22:08,046 --> 00:22:09,484
- Preach!
- Mm.
387
00:22:09,495 --> 00:22:13,715
The moment I fully embraced
my intellectual authority
388
00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:17,919
and saw my clients as the
low-level primates that they are
389
00:22:18,629 --> 00:22:21,009
my business tripled overnight.
390
00:22:21,394 --> 00:22:23,620
I was able to pay off my student loans,
391
00:22:23,631 --> 00:22:26,171
buy a Cadillac Escalade...
392
00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:28,386
and divorce my husband.
393
00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:30,434
So sad.
394
00:22:31,842 --> 00:22:33,552
Yet inspiring.
395
00:22:34,144 --> 00:22:35,734
Well, that's the big secret.
396
00:22:36,015 --> 00:22:38,565
You are smarter than your clients.
397
00:22:41,151 --> 00:22:42,741
I totally am!
398
00:22:44,321 --> 00:22:47,071
Oh, you might want to pass
it along to Captain Goodhair.
399
00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:50,739
He still seems to think that
clients deserve our respect.
400
00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:53,120
That's adorable.
401
00:22:55,666 --> 00:22:57,246
Oh.
402
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,380
Still crazy.
403
00:23:04,174 --> 00:23:06,054
How'd it go?
404
00:23:06,802 --> 00:23:08,302
Well, he took the device.
405
00:23:08,429 --> 00:23:10,059
We'll see if he actually deploys it.
406
00:23:10,513 --> 00:23:11,880
There is something creepy about it,
407
00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:13,601
- you know?
- Yeah.
408
00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:15,976
On the subject of creepy,
you know those missing kids?
409
00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:18,609
Yeah, I've heard something about them.
410
00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:20,221
Something rings a bell.
411
00:23:44,882 --> 00:23:47,092
Hey! Are you okay?
412
00:24:14,078 --> 00:24:15,658
What's the matter?
413
00:24:28,011 --> 00:24:29,224
Hey!
414
00:24:29,559 --> 00:24:31,099
You shouldn't be here.
415
00:24:32,601 --> 00:24:34,731
This is where those...
416
00:24:44,287 --> 00:24:45,957
Ladies, how was your day?
417
00:24:46,691 --> 00:24:48,685
'Cause it's about to
get a whole lot better.
418
00:24:55,850 --> 00:24:57,944
So, there are two
houses left on the list
419
00:24:57,962 --> 00:24:59,422
Susan made up for you.
420
00:24:59,433 --> 00:25:01,103
We're coming up to the first one...
421
00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:02,713
and...
422
00:25:02,835 --> 00:25:04,545
- we're driving away!
- What?!
423
00:25:04,670 --> 00:25:06,840
It's not right. Tiny
rooms, no natural lighting
424
00:25:06,964 --> 00:25:08,667
and the raccoons in the
yard? Yeah, they're not
425
00:25:08,678 --> 00:25:10,623
the helpful Disney kind.
They'll cut a bitch.
426
00:25:10,634 --> 00:25:12,434
- I still wouldn't mind...
- Nah, you hate it already.
427
00:25:12,740 --> 00:25:16,013
So, moving on to
bachelorette number two.
428
00:25:16,255 --> 00:25:19,465
Here she comes, and...
429
00:25:19,594 --> 00:25:21,134
- there she goes.
- Wait! Slow down.
430
00:25:21,145 --> 00:25:22,905
Bye!
431
00:25:23,022 --> 00:25:24,522
Two bedrooms, two baths,
432
00:25:24,533 --> 00:25:26,453
fully finished basement
and a home office.
433
00:25:26,744 --> 00:25:28,914
All the stuff you wanted and
none of the shit you need.
434
00:25:29,224 --> 00:25:30,634
Zooey, can't we just... ?
435
00:25:30,645 --> 00:25:32,282
Price is on the high side of your range.
436
00:25:32,293 --> 00:25:35,284
Add in the HOA fees and to
make PITI you're gonna need
437
00:25:35,295 --> 00:25:37,643
a bake sale every month, which
is going to be impossible. Why?
438
00:25:37,654 --> 00:25:39,694
Because your kitchen
is too frickin' small!
439
00:25:39,815 --> 00:25:42,119
So, that's it for Susan's houses.
440
00:25:42,130 --> 00:25:45,460
Now it's time for me to rock your world.
441
00:26:09,578 --> 00:26:11,328
Right on time.
442
00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:13,110
Hi.
443
00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:17,698
Look.
444
00:26:18,295 --> 00:26:19,835
It's a blood moon tonight.
445
00:26:20,370 --> 00:26:21,960
Pardon me?
446
00:26:22,081 --> 00:26:23,621
A blood moon.
447
00:26:24,208 --> 00:26:26,668
The direct sunlight on earth
passes through the atmosphere
448
00:26:26,794 --> 00:26:28,464
and is projected onto the moon;
449
00:26:29,379 --> 00:26:31,299
Makes it all red and spooky.
450
00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:34,304
Hasn't happened for
two and a half years.
451
00:26:35,677 --> 00:26:37,637
So this is a special night.
452
00:26:39,932 --> 00:26:41,472
Very.
453
00:27:43,245 --> 00:27:44,705
I like your eyes.
454
00:27:48,041 --> 00:27:49,581
No, I do.
455
00:27:50,586 --> 00:27:52,296
They've seen a lot.
456
00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:59,428
Most men your age... our age...
457
00:27:59,553 --> 00:28:02,063
still have the eyes of adolescent boys.
458
00:28:03,223 --> 00:28:06,023
Too many Saturday open houses
will do that to a person.
459
00:28:09,688 --> 00:28:11,558
So, you're not seeing anyone?
460
00:28:13,609 --> 00:28:15,149
Nobody special.
461
00:28:16,500 --> 00:28:17,806
You?
462
00:28:17,817 --> 00:28:19,367
Mm-mm.
463
00:28:19,448 --> 00:28:21,948
Well, that's about to change.
464
00:28:24,536 --> 00:28:26,366
You're somebody special?
465
00:28:27,970 --> 00:28:30,430
You have no idea.
466
00:28:31,585 --> 00:28:33,805
So, here we are. The steak tartare.
467
00:28:34,796 --> 00:28:37,385
And the roasted Cornish
hen for the gentleman.
468
00:28:41,256 --> 00:28:42,796
Anything else?
469
00:28:45,349 --> 00:28:46,889
Anything at all?
470
00:28:49,603 --> 00:28:50,785
Please?
471
00:28:52,525 --> 00:28:55,025
We're good. Thanks.
472
00:28:57,773 --> 00:28:59,773
Everything looks delicious.
473
00:29:00,187 --> 00:29:01,857
You look delicious.
474
00:29:22,138 --> 00:29:23,678
Ta-da!
475
00:29:24,293 --> 00:29:27,583
Two bedrooms; Two
baths; Gorgeous sunroom.
476
00:29:27,594 --> 00:29:30,764
All living space on one
level, no finished basement.
477
00:29:31,107 --> 00:29:33,109
Finished basement was on the list.
478
00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:36,290
You don't need one.
There's tons of storage.
479
00:29:36,438 --> 00:29:39,058
Just picture yourself in the space.
480
00:29:39,181 --> 00:29:41,811
Your couch, your photos on the wall,
481
00:29:41,822 --> 00:29:45,492
your favorite meal cooking in the
fully functional, spacious kitchen.
482
00:29:45,865 --> 00:29:48,077
Just picture the house
for what it could be
483
00:29:48,088 --> 00:29:50,128
with your undies in the drawer.
484
00:29:50,914 --> 00:29:52,374
Is the neighborhood safe?
485
00:29:52,599 --> 00:29:55,519
Of course. You need to be safe.
486
00:29:55,544 --> 00:29:57,884
You need to be happy. You need sunshine.
487
00:29:58,005 --> 00:30:00,555
But most of all, you need
to come home every night
488
00:30:00,674 --> 00:30:02,724
and close the door against the world
489
00:30:03,510 --> 00:30:05,720
in a house that loves you back.
490
00:30:06,763 --> 00:30:08,433
We can afford something fancier.
491
00:30:08,557 --> 00:30:10,557
This point in your lives, you
don't need to be house poor.
492
00:30:10,796 --> 00:30:12,466
You need to be life rich.
493
00:30:12,477 --> 00:30:15,267
I mean, with this house you
can still afford fancy wines
494
00:30:15,397 --> 00:30:16,977
and concert tickets;
495
00:30:17,026 --> 00:30:19,896
Vacations somewhere warm and
impractical anniversary gifts.
496
00:30:21,581 --> 00:30:24,171
And all in a place that feels like home.
497
00:30:26,402 --> 00:30:28,072
I do kinda love it.
498
00:30:29,116 --> 00:30:30,543
It's such a big decision.
499
00:30:30,662 --> 00:30:34,042
Hey, I can only find you the
house you were born to live in.
500
00:30:34,166 --> 00:30:35,956
Can't give you the cojones to buy it.
501
00:30:39,970 --> 00:30:41,973
Well, and the place has been
in my family for generations.
502
00:30:41,984 --> 00:30:45,290
It's just simpler to keep the
title with the firm in Budapest.
503
00:30:45,301 --> 00:30:47,469
You know, tax purposes and all.
504
00:30:47,857 --> 00:30:51,141
And just like that we're
back to talking business.
505
00:30:52,642 --> 00:30:54,192
Okay.
506
00:30:54,728 --> 00:30:56,268
Let's stop fighting it.
507
00:30:57,356 --> 00:30:58,896
Let's give in.
508
00:31:00,567 --> 00:31:02,737
Well, I'm not going to
give you a hard sell here.
509
00:31:03,362 --> 00:31:04,902
What a relief.
510
00:31:05,655 --> 00:31:08,525
I bet you can be terribly persuasive.
511
00:31:09,117 --> 00:31:11,157
To the point of irresistibility.
512
00:31:12,621 --> 00:31:14,161
I'm just going to tell you one thing:
513
00:31:15,123 --> 00:31:16,883
You will never get nearly as much
514
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:20,040
as my client is willing to pay
for your property right now.
515
00:31:20,921 --> 00:31:22,461
Ever.
516
00:31:23,340 --> 00:31:24,880
Ooh.
517
00:31:25,300 --> 00:31:26,840
Never.
518
00:31:27,692 --> 00:31:30,753
That's such a long time.
519
00:31:33,394 --> 00:31:34,464
Long...
520
00:31:35,687 --> 00:31:36,764
time.
521
00:31:38,964 --> 00:31:41,127
Hey, Luke. So, I've got good news
522
00:31:41,138 --> 00:31:42,473
and bad news.
523
00:31:42,484 --> 00:31:44,244
Uh, good news is that the Dunn-Herberts
524
00:31:44,361 --> 00:31:45,861
are no longer lookie-loos...
525
00:31:45,954 --> 00:31:47,744
they're buyers!
526
00:31:47,793 --> 00:31:50,163
Bad news is, uh...
527
00:31:50,409 --> 00:31:53,539
Yeah. It's a Rita Weiss listing.
528
00:31:53,550 --> 00:31:55,800
Hope we can still be friends! 'Kay, bye!
529
00:31:57,952 --> 00:31:59,026
Ooh.
530
00:32:04,950 --> 00:32:06,089
August!
531
00:32:06,764 --> 00:32:08,724
So, I've been reading
up on Hungarian legends.
532
00:32:09,980 --> 00:32:11,940
Ah. The Budapest lawyer.
533
00:32:11,951 --> 00:32:13,640
Exactly. What's her name?
534
00:32:13,651 --> 00:32:15,321
The-the lady that
Luke's going out with?
535
00:32:15,392 --> 00:32:17,022
Bozer. Kay Bozer.
536
00:32:17,144 --> 00:32:18,694
Look at this.
537
00:32:21,677 --> 00:32:23,517
Mm. Lovely.
538
00:32:23,658 --> 00:32:25,328
This is a Hungarian witch.
539
00:32:25,339 --> 00:32:27,309
Legend has it that she
has the power to fly,
540
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:30,541
or to transform herself into
a girl or woman of any age.
541
00:32:30,552 --> 00:32:32,682
Men and boys are helpless against her.
542
00:32:33,189 --> 00:32:34,859
Men and boys.
543
00:32:35,155 --> 00:32:37,695
Yeah, I've seen that
legend in several cultures.
544
00:32:37,706 --> 00:32:39,286
But the thing is, she can only survive
545
00:32:39,416 --> 00:32:40,876
by soaking in the blood of a living male
546
00:32:41,001 --> 00:32:42,591
in the light of a blood moon.
547
00:32:42,871 --> 00:32:46,121
The blood moon recharges her
until the next one comes along.
548
00:32:46,965 --> 00:32:49,625
Oh, dear. Those missing teenagers.
549
00:32:50,260 --> 00:32:53,390
Tonight is a blood
moon. The first in years.
550
00:32:54,848 --> 00:32:56,388
We need to warn Luke.
551
00:32:57,767 --> 00:32:59,767
Guess what they call her in Hungary?
552
00:33:01,476 --> 00:33:03,266
Boszorkány.
553
00:33:03,657 --> 00:33:04,703
Bozer.
554
00:33:04,714 --> 00:33:06,554
Close enough.
555
00:33:15,091 --> 00:33:16,799
They really shouldn't
play Walking On Sunshine
556
00:33:16,810 --> 00:33:18,321
when you're on hold with 9-1-1.
557
00:33:18,332 --> 00:33:19,872
Try Luke again.
558
00:33:37,349 --> 00:33:38,889
Come in for a nightcap.
559
00:33:41,737 --> 00:33:43,657
I'd love to.
560
00:34:14,344 --> 00:34:15,854
It's Kékfrankos.
561
00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:18,100
From Hungary.
562
00:34:29,818 --> 00:34:31,358
Mm.
563
00:34:32,088 --> 00:34:33,708
Spicy.
564
00:34:33,719 --> 00:34:35,259
You have no idea.
565
00:34:38,781 --> 00:34:40,611
You know,
566
00:34:40,776 --> 00:34:43,606
I'm very choosy about men, Luke.
567
00:34:45,750 --> 00:34:47,340
Boys, on the other hand.
568
00:34:47,518 --> 00:34:49,108
On the other hand.
569
00:34:49,595 --> 00:34:51,425
Boys are a dime a dozen.
570
00:34:51,590 --> 00:34:53,130
Dime a dozen.
571
00:34:53,717 --> 00:34:55,127
Boys are like wine
572
00:34:55,260 --> 00:34:57,140
that just went into the barrel.
573
00:34:57,151 --> 00:34:58,741
Just went into the barrel.
574
00:34:58,972 --> 00:35:00,682
They haven't become complex...
575
00:35:00,807 --> 00:35:03,387
complex, or interesting.
576
00:35:03,898 --> 00:35:06,927
They're just an amalgam of chemicals...
577
00:35:09,345 --> 00:35:10,925
Hormones...
578
00:35:12,319 --> 00:35:13,859
testosterone.
579
00:35:14,931 --> 00:35:18,761
Boys are only good for two things:
580
00:35:19,995 --> 00:35:21,575
Keeping me young...
581
00:35:22,746 --> 00:35:25,326
and becoming men like you.
582
00:35:26,249 --> 00:35:28,709
Come.
583
00:35:52,938 --> 00:35:54,558
You know breaking and
entering is a crime.
584
00:35:54,569 --> 00:35:56,279
Heavens, yes! A very serious crime.
585
00:35:56,290 --> 00:35:57,840
Glad that's on your radar.
586
00:36:31,349 --> 00:36:32,605
Luke!?
587
00:36:38,921 --> 00:36:40,751
- Luke?
- Hm...
588
00:36:41,658 --> 00:36:43,238
She needs the moonlight.
589
00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:45,720
Block the moonlight
590
00:36:53,035 --> 00:36:55,955
Auggie! Snap out of it. Luke! Help Luke!
591
00:37:14,524 --> 00:37:16,324
I'm waiting for you.
592
00:37:17,193 --> 00:37:18,863
Keep waiting, Boszorkány.
593
00:37:29,789 --> 00:37:31,369
Let's get you out of here.
594
00:37:32,125 --> 00:37:33,635
Where am I?
595
00:37:35,393 --> 00:37:36,943
What's-what's going on?
596
00:37:38,381 --> 00:37:40,631
Oh.
597
00:38:06,826 --> 00:38:08,326
Yeah.
598
00:38:09,394 --> 00:38:10,944
I gotta be honest, big guy...
599
00:38:11,577 --> 00:38:13,127
she's kinda old for you.
600
00:38:14,167 --> 00:38:15,707
Redheads.
601
00:38:39,381 --> 00:38:42,264
Foot spray, spilt beer.
602
00:38:42,275 --> 00:38:43,815
Smells like...
603
00:38:45,214 --> 00:38:47,054
victory.
604
00:38:50,874 --> 00:38:53,214
Uh, let me know when Susan gets here.
605
00:38:54,875 --> 00:38:57,915
- Ha-ha, hi.
- There she is!
606
00:38:58,086 --> 00:38:59,586
My only very slightly younger
607
00:38:59,772 --> 00:39:03,152
but not even a little
more attractive sister.
608
00:39:03,269 --> 00:39:05,229
- Uh-huh.
- Get her a drink!
609
00:39:06,469 --> 00:39:08,549
I will tell you when to stop pouring.
610
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:10,890
Thank you.
611
00:39:15,710 --> 00:39:16,949
Um...
612
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:19,130
Uh, what is this?
613
00:39:19,315 --> 00:39:20,935
White wine shandy.
614
00:39:22,694 --> 00:39:25,364
We add elderflower liqueur to it.
615
00:39:25,488 --> 00:39:28,158
It's the official drink
of the "Listed Sisters"!
616
00:39:28,908 --> 00:39:30,408
It's our organized group
617
00:39:30,535 --> 00:39:33,125
of powerful female real estate agents
618
00:39:33,246 --> 00:39:36,366
that aren't at all
sad, or trying too hard.
619
00:39:37,959 --> 00:39:39,709
- Sign me up.
- Ah.
620
00:39:39,836 --> 00:39:43,445
Zooey, I love your nails!
Where do you get them done?
621
00:39:43,456 --> 00:39:45,826
I, uh... do them myself. Um...
622
00:39:46,610 --> 00:39:48,514
I've always wanted to
get my helix pierced
623
00:39:48,525 --> 00:39:50,565
but I'm too scared.
624
00:39:50,889 --> 00:39:53,389
Ladies, ladies, relax. You'll all have
625
00:39:53,516 --> 00:39:54,976
your "Zooey time."
626
00:39:54,987 --> 00:39:57,787
After all, she's one of us.
627
00:39:58,135 --> 00:40:01,805
One of us. One of us. One of us.
628
00:40:02,501 --> 00:40:03,712
One of us.
629
00:40:03,723 --> 00:40:05,183
One of us.
630
00:40:05,194 --> 00:40:07,454
One of us. One of us.
631
00:40:07,681 --> 00:40:10,731
One of us. One of us.
632
00:40:10,742 --> 00:40:14,252
No! Nooooo!
633
00:40:18,505 --> 00:40:20,980
Huh.
634
00:40:21,770 --> 00:40:23,440
Oh-ho-ho...
635
00:40:25,806 --> 00:40:27,142
Luke.
636
00:40:28,951 --> 00:40:29,968
Greg.
637
00:40:34,893 --> 00:40:37,023
- Nice to see you again.
- You as well.
638
00:40:40,939 --> 00:40:42,609
Wah, wah.
639
00:40:42,732 --> 00:40:44,282
Anywho...
640
00:40:47,687 --> 00:40:49,937
- Are you okay?
- You get my messages?
641
00:40:49,995 --> 00:40:51,788
I did! That's great! You took a client
642
00:40:51,799 --> 00:40:53,509
that I never thought
would amount to anything
643
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:54,900
and you sold 'em a house!
644
00:40:54,911 --> 00:40:56,541
- A Rita house.
- A Rita house
645
00:40:56,663 --> 00:40:58,333
that we're still going to
make half commission on!
646
00:40:58,456 --> 00:41:01,416
From zero to payday.
I am so proud of you.
647
00:41:02,001 --> 00:41:03,751
And all it cost was my soul.
648
00:41:04,837 --> 00:41:08,467
It is a sale that us
grownups make every day.
649
00:41:08,883 --> 00:41:10,343
You did good.
650
00:41:10,468 --> 00:41:11,928
Oh, and hey...
651
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:13,590
you are going to love this.
652
00:41:14,472 --> 00:41:16,722
I told Erik Toft that the
property he wanted to buy
653
00:41:16,849 --> 00:41:19,269
was the site of horrific
murders and bloodletting.
654
00:41:19,786 --> 00:41:21,301
Full disclosure, you know.
655
00:41:21,312 --> 00:41:22,772
And guess what he says...
656
00:41:23,249 --> 00:41:24,721
No.
657
00:41:24,732 --> 00:41:27,822
He says an ITF regulation tennis court
658
00:41:27,833 --> 00:41:30,423
is the only proper way
to honor their memory.
659
00:41:30,655 --> 00:41:32,875
So that sale is gonna happen, too.
660
00:41:32,957 --> 00:41:34,627
- Wow.
- Oh.
661
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:38,870
- Life is funny.
- You got that right.
662
00:41:44,499 --> 00:41:46,049
You seen Susan?
663
00:41:46,462 --> 00:41:48,132
This is her event!
664
00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:51,050
Uh...
665
00:41:51,602 --> 00:41:53,142
No, actually.
666
00:41:58,704 --> 00:42:00,254
I have to go.
667
00:42:00,718 --> 00:42:03,808
I planned the event.
People are counting on me.
668
00:42:03,996 --> 00:42:07,046
I've enjoyed having you
here these past few days.
669
00:42:07,541 --> 00:42:10,236
We've bonded.
670
00:42:11,832 --> 00:42:13,292
Unlock the door!
671
00:42:15,324 --> 00:42:16,874
Shut down security system.
672
00:42:17,505 --> 00:42:19,665
We've bonded, Susan.
673
00:42:19,829 --> 00:42:22,249
- Unlock the door!
- Don't go.
674
00:42:22,292 --> 00:42:23,792
House! Shut down...
675
00:42:27,754 --> 00:42:29,424
House! Let me out!
676
00:42:58,542 --> 00:43:03,542
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