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"Tell your children..."
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"Marijuana, America's new drug menace."
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"A trained medical technician will be in attendance."
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"As certain scenes, may cause undue excitement in the faint of heart."
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This had better not be a stag film.
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What's in this movie? - I wanted to watch it ahead of time.
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But he said it'd spoil the emotional impact. A real show man, that one!
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You haven't seen it? You're the principal We're showin' it in your school.
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What if he is some kind of huckster? - Oh, no, no Mr. Mayor.
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This guy's on the up and up. He works with some federal agency.
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Federal ? I guess it's okay, then.
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Exactly what I thought.
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Maree...
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Maree -jew -wanna.
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Maree -jew... jew ?
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Maree...
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Excuse me. Do you know how to say this ? I don't speak Mexican.
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Good evening. - Good evening.
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I want to thank you all for braving the weather and coming out tonight
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Over the years your Benjamin Harrison High School
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has hosted numerous functions, Graduations, for example,
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Your annual Christmas pageants
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The Drama Club's recent and so I'm told, highly lauded presentation
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of Green Grow the Lilacs.
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But no purpose this room has ever served is more important
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than that which brings myself and my able assistant Mr. Blumsack
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to your community tonight.
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I assume worthy parents like yourselves have photos of your kids in your wallets.
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right ?
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Could you take them out and look at them ?
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Fine looking young lad.
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My, she's the spitting image, isn't she?
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You all looking carefully? Good.
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For those pictured before you could be the targets of a deadly assassin!
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An assassin of youth!
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A new drug menace, destroying our children in alarmingly increasing numbers.
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Marijuana, is that drug ! A violent narcotic,
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An unspeakable scourge.
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The real public enemy number one.
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CREEPING LIKE A COMMUNIST, IT'S KNOCKING AT OUR DOORS!
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TURNING ALL OUR CHILDREN INTO HOOLIGANS AND WHORES!
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VORACIOUSLY DEVOURING
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THE WAY THINGS ARE TODAY
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SAVAGELY DEFLOWERING THAT GOOD OLD U.S.A.
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IT'S...
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REEFER MADNESS,
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REEFER MADNESS!
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REEFER MADNESS, REEFER MADNESS!
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OH SO MAD!
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SEE THE KIDS,
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PRECIOUS KIDS,
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YES, THEIR HEADS ARE ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK
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CAN'T IGNORE ANYMORE IT COULD BE YOUR SON OR DAUGHTER,
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WITH A DEADLY STICK OF REEFER IN THE HAND!
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HEADING STRAIGHT FOR... - REEFER MADNESS, REEFER MADNESS!
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REEFER MADNESS, REEFER MADNESS!
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SAVE OUR KIDS!
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STEALTHY AS A SOCIALIST... IT SLITHERS UP OUR SHORES.
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TURNING ALL OUR CHILDREN INTO HOOLIGANS AND WHORES.
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THIS SMOKING BOWL OF EVIL, THIS SMOKING BOWL OF EVIL
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IT BURROWS LIKE AWEEVIL UNDER TENDER CHRISTIAN SKIN! YES!
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REEFER MADNESS, REEFER MADNESS. REEFER MADNESS, REEFER MADNESS!
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OH SO MAD!
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PULL THE WOOL! FROM YOUR EYES!
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WE'RE IN NEED OF RIGHTEOUS SOLDIERS FOR THIS MERRYWONDER
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HAS TO BE DESTROYED!
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FIGHT THE URGE OF THE SCOURGE, DESTRUCTIVE BUT SEDUCTIVE!
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SO SOME DRASTIC MEASURES HAVE TO BE DEPLOYED.
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PUT AN END TO... REEFER MADNESS, REEFER MADNESS.
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REEFER MADNESS, REEFER MADNESS. OH SO MAD!
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DEADLY AS THE DEMOCRATS, THAT EMPTY OUT OUR STORES!
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TURNING ALL OUR CHILDREN INTO HOOLIGANS AND WHORES!
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TEENAGERS ACROSS THE LAND, ARE GLUED AND OVER-SEXED.
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IF YOU FAIL TO DRAW THE LINE, YOU'RE BABIES WILL BE NEXT!
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REEFER MADNESS, REEFER MADNESS. REEFER MADNESS, REEFER MADNESS.
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OH SO MAD!
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TELL YOUR CHILDREN! REEFER MADNESS. FIGHT THE MENACE!REEFER MADNESS.
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KILL THE DEVIL! REEFER MADNESS. SAVE THE COUNTRY! REEFER MADNESS.
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MADNESS, MADNESS, MADNESS, MADNESS, REEFER'S MADE US CRAZY
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BARKING - MAD!
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Some of you may think I'm overreacting. - I'll say! I think
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You've come to the wrong town, pal. - That thing isn't a problem around here
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you don't know our kids! You'd be surprised how often I hear that.
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What makes this particular drug so dangerous, is that there are
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No forbidden needles or snorting powders ?
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Children smoke a reefer stick!
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Thinking it to be an ordinay, perfectly harmless cigarette.
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The kind we all enjoyed as teenagers.
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And before you can say Jack Robinson, they are enslaved!
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But don't take myword for it,
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hear the shocking, sordid facts, and judge for yourselves.
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The filmed presentation you're about to witness,
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chronicles, The Harper affair.
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A true stoy,exhaustively documented in the fine newspapers of
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Mr. William Randolph Hearst
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A true stoy, that took place in a tow
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vey much like your own.
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Meet Jimmy Harper, a young lad of some sixteen summers.
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Well mannered, hardworking, an all around credit to the community.
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Right now, Jimmy's hurying to school,
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Hoping to run into a vey special young lady, Mary Lane.
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Mary was a healthy young miss of good American breeding stock.
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God fearing, civic minded and vey much in love.
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Just a harmless old turtle. See?
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Off you go. I thought it was a rat.
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Mary I cary your books? Yes, Mary and Jimmywere destined,
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to share a love that would last a lifetime.
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Tragically, it would be the brief lifetime of a fruit fly.
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It's sweet of you to help me study Romeo and Juliet.
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Without your help, come exam time, I would've been on a trip for biscuits!
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Well it, it's my pleasure. Ah, where would you like to start?
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Probably the Pru-low-gwee. Pru-low-gwee.
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I think you mean prologue. I got that confused with Mon-tay-gwee.
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That's not even a real word. I looked it up in two dictionaries.
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Montague. It's Romeo's last name. You are so smart.
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My mother says you're a boy who's going places.
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you talk about me to your mother ? I talk about you to eveybody!
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Forsooth, fair Juliet. Wouldst thou likest yon hot chocolate?
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Wherever did you learn to speak like that?
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It's fancy talk. From Romeo and Juliet.
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'Cause, when a guy wants to, woo a girl, he needs you know, the right language.
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Are you tying to woo me, Jimmy Harper ?
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I NEED WORDS TO TELL YOU 'BOUT MY POUNDING HEART:
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FOUR DOLLAR WORDS THAT MAKE A GUY SOUND SMART.
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WELL I GUESS THAT'S WHY THEY INVENTED SHAKESPEARE
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HIS ARTICULATIONS OF A LOVER'S PALPITATIONS ARE SO KEEN.
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MY BOUNTY IS AS BOUNDLESS AS THE SEA!
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MY LOVE AS DEEP THE MORE I GIVE TO THEE.
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OH YOU SOUND SO DREAMY WHEN YOU TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE!
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A BIG VOCABULARY SHOULD BE CUSTOMARY WHEN YOU FALL IN LOVE...
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LA LA LA LA LA LA YOU'RE A SNOWY DOVE.
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LA LA LA PRODIGIOUS BIRTH OF LOVE.
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LA LA LA HIP HOORAY FOR SHAKESPEARE!
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SURE AS I AM BREATHING, YOU CAN MAKE
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ELIZABETHAN LANGUAGE FUN
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WE ARE JUST LIKE ROMEO AND JULIET. WE'RE HAPPY, YOUNG,
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AND BUBBLING WITH LOVE.
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I CAN'T WAIT, TO READ THE ENDING!
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I CAN'T EITHER! BUT I'M SURE, IT TURNS OUT REAL SWELL.
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I BET ROMEO, MARRIES HIS JULIET.
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AND THEY HAVE A BABY. AND MAKES LOTS OF FRIENDS.
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THAT'S PROBABLY THE WAY THE PLAY ENDS.
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YOU DOTH TEACH THE TORCHES HOW TO BURN REAL BRIGHT.
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HANGING LIKE A JEWEL UPON THE CHEEK OF NIGHT.
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HARK WHAT LIGHT THROUGH YONDER WINDOW BREAKS HERE?
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WILL BE FUTURE SPOUSES PUT A PLAGUE ON BOTH OUR HOUSES
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IF WE'RE WRONG. SHAKESPEARE!
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The sad truth is,
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That if our schools spent less time indoctrinating our children
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in the works of, Bill Shakespeare, and focused instead on the work
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of a far superior author...
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things might have turned out differently. And the delicate heart
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of young love might not have been stabbed.
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Stabbed, and pinned, to the shameful corkboard of, the reefer den!
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Come on, Mae! Get up off your duff!
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What time is it Jack? Time to give this place a goin' over.
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It looks like the Marines have landed. That bunch last night was high
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Party's over Sally.
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What a night. I was in more laps than a napkin.
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Great, now the damn baby's awake.
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Hold your water!
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Momma's coming.
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Damn stairs.
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Look at all this weed! Pastures of plenty!
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Keep your ham-hooks off my product! Just checking for bugs!
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We need a better class of clientele. he's old enough to know what he's doing.
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Not like those kids you bring up here. Ah, stop squawking at me!
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You got more static than the radio.
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I'll press bricks over to the Five & Dime Bring back a couple more kids.
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You got a problem with that? Well maybe I do!
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You better tune me in and get my signal right.
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Around here, I call the shots.
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Jack!
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Almost forgot.
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Can't get through the morning without a little toot, can you?
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See you in the funny papers.
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I OUGHTA LEAVE HIM.
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BUT SOMETHING MAKES ME STAY.
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IT'S THE STUFF.
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I'D TRY TO KILL HIM,
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BUT MY GUY GIVES ME LOVE AND THE STUFF.
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SOMETIMES HE'S ROUGH.
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HE THROWS ME DOWN THE STAIRS.
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BUT DEEP INSIDE HE CARES!
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HE BUYS ME LINGERIE.
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AND STUFF.
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I WAS A STUDENT.
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GOOD GRADES AND SO NAIVE.
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'TIL THE STUFF.
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A HANDSOME STRANGER,
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SOME EMPTY PROMISES,
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LOTSA STUFF.
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BUT I DON'T GET HOOKED. I'M NOT ADDICTED, NO!
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I JUST ENJOY THE GLOW! I LIKE TO HAVE MY FUN!
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NO HARM TO ANYONE.
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THOUGH THE FUN SOMETIMES ESCAPES ME,
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WHEN JACKS GETS STONED AND RAPES ME!
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NOTHING NUMBS ME BETTER THAN...
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THE STUFF.
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THAN THE STUFF.
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In the latest issue of Scientific American, the Federal Bureau of Narcotics tells us,
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that marijuana, posses an addictive power beyond
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even that of heroin, or cocaine.
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Yes?
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Are you sure about your facts there ? No, no. Shh. Shh.
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Why do you ask, mister... Kochinski.
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my wife's cousin had himself a problem with the heroin.
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And I'd done some readin', there's nothin' more addictive than that stuff.
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Kochinski.
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Russian name.
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Isn't it?
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It's Polish. Actually, it's Polish. Of course.
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I certainly applaud your brave, unwillingness to believe something
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simply because it's printed in a magazine with the word "American" in the title.
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You stand as a shining examplen to your comrades.
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And the rest of us.
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My wife, mighta mixed up the stoy.
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I think it was marijuana that her cousin was hooked on.
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It's bad, it's bad stuff.
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Bad stuff indeed.
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Would that it had been, mere heroin.
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For ladies and gentlemen, marijuana is an insidious master.
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Seeking slaves not in the dark jungles of Africa
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But right here! In each of our 48 states.
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AFTER SCHOOL HAS LET OUT, WE JUST LIKE TO GET OUT TO THE PLACE
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WHERE JITTERBUGGIN'S ALWAYS IN STYLE.
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ATCHMO IS A-SINGIN', DORSEY IS A-SWINGIN'
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A SYNCOPATED WONDERLAND THAT BRINGS ON A SMILE.
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COME AND STRETCH YOUR DANCE ABILITIES, NOBODY IS FEELIN' ILL AT EASE.
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WHEN YOUR TOES ARE TAPPIN',ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN, DOWN AT THE OL' 5 & DIME.
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DANCING, DANCING...
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RAUMATAU THAT ALWAYS HAS YOU SASHAYIN'
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BUY YOUR GAL SOME JUJUBES.
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SHE'LL BE SWOONIN', SPOONIN, DOWN AT THE OL' 5 & DIME!
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IF YOU'RE FEELIN' GLOOMY, GLIDE ON OVER TO ME.
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TRY THE FINEST CHERRY FIU IN ALL OF THE LAND.
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MY AFTER SCHOOL OASIS, GETS THE HOPELESS CASES,
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HOPPIN' AND A-BOPPIN' TO THE 5 & DIME BAND!
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YOU CAN BUYYOURSELF A PACK OF SMOKES. LAUGH AT ALL MY CORNY KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES.
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GOTTA TAKE THE GANG OUT TO THE LOCAL HANGOUT,
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WHERE BENNY GOODMAN IS KING!
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you're gonna give her your school ring? And how.
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Mary Lane is one slinky piece of homework. An E-flat Dillinger,
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a hop and a skip to Tasty Town. I would like a bite outta that tomato!
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Hands off, Mickey! I'm hep.
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HERE GOES NOTHIN'.
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DANCIN', DANCIN'.
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THEN ENJOY SOME FUNNY BOOKS!
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WE GET FRISKY, RISKY.
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COOL OFF WITH A MALTED MILK!
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WE'RE ALL BUMPIN', COME JUMP IN. DOWN AT THE OL' 5 & DIME.
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Mray! I got something to ask you. Did you heard the announcement today?
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President Roosevelt is coming to town. my pop says he's a labor-appeasing,
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Supreme Court packing Bolshevik? I don't know about all that boy stuff.
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but there's gonna be a big dance contest in his honor!
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And I want you to be my partner. Dance contest? Geez! I don't know.
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What's to know? I've been working on our routine.
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Feast your peepers on this!
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FEEL THE CRAZY RHYTHM IN YOUR FEET,
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BLUING BRIGHT AS NEON, MAYBE WE COULD BE ON
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MAJOR BOWES' AMATEUR HOUR!
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What's the wait, Nate? I got two left feet
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If Mary sees me dancin' I'll lose her.
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Mickey! I'm hep!
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I have to change into my coveralls for 4-H club tonight. see you there!
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Hey kid! I'm Jack. I'm Jimmy. Pleased to meet you.
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SOMETIMES MEN WOULD COME TO CALL WHO STANK OF SIN AND BARBASOL.
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THEY'D ASK KIDS IF THEY FELT AT ALL LIKE HAVING THEMSELVES A FEW KICKS.
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Jimmy, as in Jimmy Cagney?
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Don't I wish.
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Girl trouble ? I gotjust the cure.
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What sayyou and I blow this Popsicle stand and find ourselves a real party?
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that's amully nice Mr. Jack but I'm meeting my girlfriend at 4-H club
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Come on, we'll have some laughs. Half hour, tops.
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Gee. I don't know.
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Suite yourself.
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you're not the hep cat I took you for Cool.
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Wow! You sure shake a wicked calf!
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Can you teach me how to dance like that ? Time I get through, you'll make
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Fred Astaire look like Barney Google. if you're sure it'll only be a half hour.
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Kid, that's a promise from me to you.
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DANCIN', DANCIN'.
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CHARLESTON 'TIL YOUR TOOTSIES ACHE. WE'LL BE GRINNIN', SPINNIN'
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ROMPIN' TO THE SAVOY STOMP. WE'RE RUG-CUTTIN', STRUTTIN'
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WE'RE RUG-CUTTIN', STRUTTIN' HERE DOWN AT THE OL' FIVE AND DIME!
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Do your children enjoy, jazz music?
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For I am here to tell you that, Cab Calloway, Dizzy Gillespie,
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Duke Ellington and the whole weed blowing, ginger colored lot,
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merely masquerading as musicians and are in fact agents of evil.
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Reefer slows down the smoker's sense of time. Allowing him
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to squeeze in unnecessay "grace notes,"
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giving this voodoo music the power... To hypnotize white women into
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indulging in acts of unspeakable degradation.
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You will find this profane music, whereveryou find marijuana.
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Hear that? It's the national anthem of Sodom and Gomorrah.
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Faster, Sally, faster!
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Put it in me!
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Faster, Sally! Faster! Faster!
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Ah!
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Oh!
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Man, I'm starving. We got any eats?
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Eveybody take it on the heel! Get the lead outta your shorts!
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Damn cowbell!
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Damn baby
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Damn stuff!
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Come on in kid. Make yourself cozy.
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Who's that? Ralph. Used to be a college boy.
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Mae, this is Jimmy Harper. He's o-kay.
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Oh Jack, this kid can't be more than 15. Oh, 16, madam.
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The name's Mae. And a madam runs a different kind of house.
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Shut up!
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Good baby.
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Say,
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Say, who's the new fish? Oh.
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I'm J_immy.
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Sally, why don't you and J_immy, get better acquainted.
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Give him the usual. If I can't turn him on,
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he ain't got switches.
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How tall are you anyway? five feet nine inches.
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Let's forget the five feet and concentrate on the nine inches.
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Whoopsie!
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No harm done. Hero.
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I want that Jimmy kid outta here. He's too young. I got hooked at that age
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and I'm not doin' it to anybody else. Do I have water in my ear
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or are you giving me guff? This is my house! And I say he goes!
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Is evemhing okay? Just fell. That's all.
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let me light your cigarette for you
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This isn't a cigarette. It's a real smoke.
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Reefer. Let's share it.
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Oh, no I shouldn't.
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it's been great meetin' you folks but
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I oughta head over to 4-H club. I'm teaching how to make a potato clock.
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I didn't think you were such a moldy fig.
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Or maybe, you're scared.
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I'm not either!
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Prove it!
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COME ON JIMMY, COME ON JIMMY, SUCK IT DOWN FOR SALLY.
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COME ON JIMMY, COME ON JIMMY.
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Thank you Sally but I honestly don't think it's such a good idea.
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COME ON JIMMY, COME ON JIMMY SUCK IT DOWN FOR SALLY.
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I gotta get outta here. You got me all confused..
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TAKE A TOKE OF TEA-STICK, TAKE A TOKE OF TEA-STICK,
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SMOKE IT YOU MAY CHOKE AT FIRST BUT THEN THE WORST IS OVER.
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DON'T BE A CHICKEN, DON'T BE A CHICKEN,
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DON'T JIMMY, DON'T DO IT!
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DON'T CHA BE A FOOL! DON'T JIMMY, DON'T DO IT!
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SMOKE THE MARIJUANA
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SAIL THE SEA OF SIN
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REACH A HOT NIRVANA,
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TREMBLE FROM WITHIN.
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SERVE YOUR APPETITE.
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PLAN TO STAY THE NIGHT.
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I AM STANDING AT TEMPTATION'S DOORS.
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I HAVE NEVER, FELT THIS WAY BEFORE.
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JOIN THE WONDER DANCE.
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LOSE THE UNDERPANTS!
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SOMEONE SAVE ME, THERE'S NO PLACE TO HIDE.
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FROM THIS SALACIOUS MAGIC CARPET RIDE!
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OPEN UP YOUR MIND! LET YOUR BODY SOAR!
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ARMS AND LEGS ENTWINED CRY, MORE, MORE, MORE!
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IF AYEAR GOES BY, IT MIGHT SEEM A DAY.
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IF A DAY GOES BY, IT COULD TAKE AYEAR!
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SPACE RECEDES AT BLINDING SPEED, YOUR LUST IS ON THE RISE!
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Moloch!
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TENDER VIRGIN.
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FRESH AS MORNING DEW.
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I'VE BEEN EAGERLY EXPECTING YOU.
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LIVE THE GREATER LIFE!
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LIVE THE SATYR LIFE!
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EROS BECKONS,
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FEEL THE NEED INCREASE.
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EVERY FIBER BURNS
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FOR SWEET RELEASE.
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LIVE A LITTLE DREAM, LEAVE A LITTLE MESS.
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EVERYBODY SCREAM YES, YES, YES!
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CAN'T YOU FEEL THE FLUSH OF PULSING PAGAN FIRE?
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COME AND FEEL THE RUSH! FLY HIGHER AND HIGHER!
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DANCING NAKED AS THE SINFUL ADAM... VOODOO JUNGLE DRUM!
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COUPLED WITH AWICKED MADAM 'TIL THE MORNING COMES!
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WE'RE WAITING FOR YOUR BUSINESS IN THIS CARNAL CARNIVALE.
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TAKE A ONE-WAY TICKET TO THE BACCHANAL.
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SO COME ON JIMMY, COME ON, GIMME REEFER LOVE!
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SMOKE THE MARIJUANA,
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SAIL THE SEA OF SIN.
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REACH A HOT NIRVANA, TREMBLE FROM WITHIN!
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WE'RE WAITING FOR YOUR BUSINESS IN THIS CARNAL CARNIVALE.
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TAKE A ONE-WAY TICKET TO THE BACCHANAL!
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SO COME ON JIMMY, COME ON, GIMME REEFER LOVE!
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GIMME REEFER LOVE!
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Knock, knock!
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there for art thou Romeo!
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I've been looking foryou everywhere Well I haven't been everywhere!
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Well, what a thing to say!
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I was wondering ifwe could practice our steps for the presidential dance ?
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It's only a few days away, and with you being so mysteriously busy
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I wanted to make sure we could get in enough rehearsal.
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Jimmy, is something wrong? Why?
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Should something be wrong?
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Stop hounding me! Stop hounding me!
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I didn't think I was.
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Oh.
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It's me, isn't it? You don't love me anymore
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You haven't even tried to kiss me in almost a week!
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00:38:36,240 --> 00:38:39,190
A kiss? Is that what you want?
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Let me show you a few new moves...
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That was your tongue! Jimmy Harper! What's come over you?
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Mercifully, Mary had no idea what had come over Jimmy.
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But she feared the worst.
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THE SERMON TODAYWAS REALLY EXCITING.
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YAHWEH WAS MAD AND DID PLENTY OF SMITING.
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WITH LOCUSTS AND PLAGUES AND LITTLE GREEN FROGGIES.
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ALL THAT AND MORE THUNDERED DOWN FROM THE SKY.
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I REACHED FOR YOUR HAND LIKE I ALWAYS DO.
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BUT BESIDE ME WAS JUST...
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AN EMPTYWOODEN PEW.
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THERE'S HYMNALS AND A ROSARY
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BUT THEY DON'T KEEP ME COMPANY.
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THE WAFERS NOW DON'T TASTE SO GREAT.
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THEY WON'T TRANSUBSTANTIATE.
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WITHOUT YOU NEAR,
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THE GOSPEL CHOIR SOUNDS ASKEW.
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JIMMY COME BACK
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AND FILL MY LONELY PEW.
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A GLOOMY CHURCH THAT YOU'RE NOT IN.
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CAN LEAD A GIRL TO MORTAL SIN.
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A LADYASKED "IS THIS SEm TAKEN ?"
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I LIED, I GUESS
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I TOLD HER "YES."
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I PRAYA HOLY SHINING STAR SHINING TWINKLING STAR.
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WILL LEAD YOU HOME FROM WHERE YOU ARE. WHERE OH WHERE YOU ARE.
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IN A FOG OR LOST AT SEA?
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OR COULD IT BE YOU'RE TIRED OF ME?
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IT'S A LINE OF THOUGHT I'D RATHER NOT PURSUE.
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RATHER NOT PURSUE.
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JIMMY, COME BACK
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AND FILL MY LONELY
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PEW.
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I got the window open... Give me a boost!
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How much you think is in there ? Jack don't get his green, we don't get ours!
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Cool your jets! Hear that?
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We got more scratch than a sandpaper factoy.
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That's good. That's good!
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Frankincense. Wow!
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Reefer...madness.
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madness.
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Welcome to Club Celestial.
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I am your host, Joan of Arc.
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No Christian martyr works it harder.
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The many voices in my head tell me we have a special guest in the house tonight!
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James Fenimore Harper!
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Tonight, Jimmy will be taught the error of his ways.
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By the brightest star in our Heavenly Firmament
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the Lord of Hosts, The Stranger from the Manger...
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the hardest working man in the afterlife!
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Give it up, for Jesus!
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Jesus, I got a great high cookin' here. Don't bring me down.
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On the contrary Jimmy. I'm here to bring you up. With dope.
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Oh, not your brand of dope, but the straight dope.
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You think those reefer fiends are cool? I don't think you realize
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how cool God can be.
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I FLOATED DOWN FROM HEAVEN, WHEN I HEARD A LAMB HAD STRAYED.
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LOOK AT YOU HERE, YOUR BRAIN HAS TURNED TO MARMALADE.
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I'M HERE TO HELP YOU JIMMY, AND RETURN YOU TO THE FOLD.
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TRY FILLING YOUR LUNGS WITH GOD, AND NOT JAMAICAN GOLD.
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SATAN'S BOLD. LOVES TO LIE.
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DON'T REPLY.
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DO YOU WANNA MAKE THE ANGELS CRY?
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LISTEN TO JESUS, JIMMY.
469
00:45:15,720 --> 00:45:17,710
JUST SAY "NO" TO THE MARIJUANA.
470
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:19,790
LISTEN TO JESUS, JIMMY.
471
00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:22,390
THIS COMES STRAIGHT FROM THE MADONNA.
472
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:24,310
LISTEN TO JESUS, JIMMY.
473
00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:26,910
I'M THE FACE ON THE SHROUD OF TURIN.
474
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:28,430
LISTEN TO JESUS, JIMMY.
475
00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:30,910
DO I NEED TO TEST YOUR URINE?
476
00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:34,470
SAY _N...
477
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,270
WENT AND CONNED YA.
478
00:45:38,240 --> 00:45:41,870
MUSTN'T TOUCH HIS EVIL GANJA.
479
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:43,430
JIMMY,
480
00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:48,430
DON'T TURN YOUR BACK ON GOD.
481
00:45:48,720 --> 00:45:49,990
DONA EIS REQUIEM !
482
00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:53,750
REQUIEM
483
00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:59,270
CANNABIS
484
00:45:59,960 --> 00:46:03,430
YOU'LL BURN IN HELL!
485
00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:07,030
I'VE CURED A LOT OF LEPERS AND I'VE RISEN FROM THE DEAD. Howya doin'?
486
00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:11,350
IS THAT WHAT IT'S GONNA TAKE TO GET THIS THROUGH YOUR HEAD ? You can touch.
487
00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:16,110
IF YOU INSIST ON SMOKING, TO INDULGE THOSE TEENAGE KICKS,
488
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:20,150
YOU'LL BE FLOATING NAKED IN THE RIVER STYX.
489
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:24,670
SULFUR POOLS.
490
00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:26,630
TORTURE TOOLS.
491
00:46:26,720 --> 00:46:31,510
SEPARATION FROM YOUR FAMILY JEWELS!
492
00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:33,630
RAMA LAMA THEY'RE GONNA CUT YOUR DING DONG !
493
00:46:33,720 --> 00:46:35,230
LISTEN TO JESUS, JIMMY.
494
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:37,830
GOTTA GIVE IT UP FOR LENT, BOY!
495
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:39,510
LISTEN TO JESUS, JIMMY !
496
00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:42,070
OR WIND UP AS SATAN'S RENT-BOY!
497
00:46:42,400 --> 00:46:43,750
LISTEN TO JESUS, JIMMY.
498
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,270
DON'T LET REEFER KICK YOUR KEISTER !
499
00:46:46,520 --> 00:46:48,190
LISTEN TO JESUS, JIMMY.
500
00:46:48,320 --> 00:46:50,630
I'M THE POSTER-BOY FOR EASTER.
501
00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:56,470
JIMMY, LET ME SEE YA KICK THE SIN
502
00:46:57,560 --> 00:47:01,670
AND SINSEMILLA
503
00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:02,550
JIMMY, GO, GO, GO.
504
00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:05,830
GOTTA KICK IT, JIMMY. DON'T TURN YOUR BACK ON GOD.
505
00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:11,510
FOR THE LORD GOD OMNIPOTENT HATETH
506
00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:13,990
MARIJUANA! MARIJUANA!
507
00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:16,110
LISTEN TO JESUS, JIMMY.
508
00:47:16,240 --> 00:47:18,310
THOU SHALT HEED THIS HOLY OMEN.
509
00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:20,390
LISTEN TO JESUS, JIMMY.
510
00:47:20,480 --> 00:47:22,670
STOP INDULGING LIKE A ROMAN.
511
00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:24,590
LISTEN TO JESUS, JIMMY.
512
00:47:24,680 --> 00:47:26,830
ALL THE CHERUBIM SAYYOU GOTTA.
513
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:28,870
YOU GOTTA LISTEN TO JESUS, JIMMY.
514
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:31,430
TRUST THE MAN WITH THE STIGMATA.
515
00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:37,670
JIMMY, DON'T YOU TURN YOUR BACK ON GOD!
516
00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:41,670
ON GOD!
517
00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:49,990
You rock Jesus!
518
00:47:52,200 --> 00:47:53,950
Jimmy.
519
00:47:55,960 --> 00:48:00,350
Take a hit of God instead. You think you can, handle the high?
520
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:08,150
I got a new God now!
521
00:48:28,240 --> 00:48:32,630
Hey, that's my Mary Jane! Think so ? You don't own the Mary Jane.
522
00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:37,790
Mary Jane owns you. Listen up kid Get out now and don't look back!
523
00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:41,550
It's too late for us, but you, you're young.
524
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:45,670
You still got a chance. Why do you gotta steak on your eye?
525
00:48:46,720 --> 00:48:50,070
Just fell, that's all. I'm serious Jimmy.
526
00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:55,030
It's dangerous here. I got me a taste for danger!
527
00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:56,670
No!
528
00:48:57,680 --> 00:49:00,350
Back off! You're heaped to the gills.
529
00:49:00,480 --> 00:49:02,710
And you, zip it! You'll wake Sally's baby.
530
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:06,430
That's okay, Mae. Don't wory about it. Sally.
531
00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:09,870
I haven't heard your baby cying tonight?
532
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:15,070
Um!
533
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:18,310
I don't know.
534
00:49:26,640 --> 00:49:29,990
It is a matter of public record, that the addict will sell anything,
535
00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:35,870
anything at all, to obtain the decadent rush, of that next fix.
536
00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:41,510
You'll take good care of him, right? I mean, it's not true what they say
537
00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:43,950
about you people eating babies, is it?
538
00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:47,110
Care to stay for, dinner?
539
00:49:56,880 --> 00:50:00,950
You didn't really sell your baby for reefer money, did ya?
540
00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:04,830
It's okay. I got another one on the way. Light?
541
00:50:08,560 --> 00:50:11,390
that kindajoke, that ain't...
542
00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:20,990
So where'd you get this Packard ? I boosted it. From my girlfriend.
543
00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:24,950
Girlfriend ? You expect me to believe some little bobbysoxer's got
544
00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:28,990
what it takes to chop your suey? I'm steamed up like a pant's presser!
545
00:50:29,120 --> 00:50:33,510
That's the idea baby. Tonight you and me are gonna break out like the measles!
546
00:50:34,240 --> 00:50:38,190
Sally! Sally! keep your eyes on the road, Sally!
547
00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:52,270
Serves him right
548
00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:55,870
Hey mister! Ah, are you okay ? we didn't see you there.
549
00:50:56,560 --> 00:50:59,110
I think
550
00:51:01,120 --> 00:51:03,670
he's dead.
551
00:51:06,720 --> 00:51:09,190
I was never here.
552
00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:10,870
Okay.
553
00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:18,150
Damn lamp-post.
554
00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:24,350
I'm so sory.
555
00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:27,030
I'm so, sory.
556
00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:31,870
THERE'S BLOOD ON MY HANDS AND MUD ON MY NAME.
557
00:51:32,240 --> 00:51:34,950
MY ID THREW A PARTY AND EVERYONE CAME.
558
00:51:35,080 --> 00:51:37,750
MY INNOCENCE RAVISHED, MY VIRTUE DEVOURED.
559
00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:40,870
I CAN'T COUNT THE STRANGERS WITH WHOM I HAVE SHOWERED.
560
00:51:46,240 --> 00:51:49,030
I'VE TAKEN A LIFE,
561
00:51:49,240 --> 00:51:52,590
BEEN STRIPPED TO MY ESSENCE.
562
00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:58,190
AND TO THINK ALL I WANTED WAS SWING DANCE LESSONS.
563
00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:01,670
Police! Freeze!
564
00:52:12,240 --> 00:52:17,670
Police looks for a late model Packard, left the scene of a hit and run homicide!
565
00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:22,670
Mae was right about the Mary Jane. It owns me.
566
00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:26,990
MARYJANE, OH MARYJANE.
567
00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:30,750
YOU CRUMPLED ME LIKE CELLOPHANE.
568
00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:34,550
YOU STIR ME UP LIKE BEEF CHOW MEIN.
569
00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:37,790
YOU WRECK ME MARYJANE.
570
00:52:38,880 --> 00:52:42,270
MARYJANE, OH MARYJANE.
571
00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:46,110
YOU'VE CONQUERED ME LIKE CHARLEMAGNE.
572
00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:49,910
PLEASURE INTERTWINED WITH PAIN.
573
00:52:50,400 --> 00:52:53,710
YOU WRECK ME, MARYJANE.
574
00:52:54,680 --> 00:52:58,270
YOUR TOXIC KISSES MAKE MY HEART RACE,
575
00:52:58,520 --> 00:53:01,350
FASTER THAN A CHEETAH.
576
00:53:01,560 --> 00:53:05,510
I'VE BEEN STAPLED AND SPINDLED. MYWILLPOWER'S DWINDLED.
577
00:53:05,640 --> 00:53:09,670
YOU MELT RESISTANCE DOWN LIKE HOT VELVEETA.
578
00:53:11,720 --> 00:53:14,870
MARYJANE, OH MARYJANE.
579
00:53:15,480 --> 00:53:18,590
YOU FLUSHED MY FUTURE DOWN THE DRAIN.
580
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:22,350
YOU SMEARED ME LIKE A KETCHUP STAIN.
581
00:53:22,720 --> 00:53:24,670
BUT I NEED YOU...
582
00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:26,310
I LOVE YOU...
583
00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:28,750
I'M LOVED BY MARY...LANE.
584
00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:45,670
LOVED BY MARY, LOVED BY MARY, LOVED BY MARY LANE!
585
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:49,430
LOVED BY MARY, LOVED BY MARY...
586
00:53:49,520 --> 00:53:52,990
LOVED BY MARY LANE!
587
00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:57,310
There's only room for one Mary in my life. Mary Lane.
588
00:53:58,080 --> 00:54:01,550
with an "L" - for love! I love Mary Lane!
589
00:54:01,640 --> 00:54:09,030
LOVED BY MARY, LOVED BY MARY, LOVED BY MARY LANE!
590
00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:13,870
Jimmy! What are you doing here in the middle of the night? It's almost 9 pm.
591
00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:18,310
MARY LANE, OH MARY LANE.
592
00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:21,710
TWO WORDS THAT FALL LIKE GENTLE RAIN.
593
00:54:22,560 --> 00:54:25,750
YOU TOUCH MY HAND AND KILL MY PAIN.
594
00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:28,710
I LOVE YOU, MARY LANE.
595
00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:30,270
Jimmy, I'm in my nightgown!
596
00:54:30,720 --> 00:54:33,550
YOU FLOOD MYWORLD WITH ALL THE COLORS,
597
00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:37,550
OF THE SUNDAY FUNNIES.
598
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:41,670
THE INNOCENT SPLENDOR OF KISSES SO TENDER.
599
00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:45,950
SOFTER THAN A PILLOW STUFFED WITH BUNNIES!
600
00:54:46,040 --> 00:54:50,470
I don't knowwhat you're talking about, but I like the sound of it!
601
00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:56,950
MARY LANE, OH MARY LANE.
602
00:54:57,040 --> 00:55:00,710
WILL HELP YOU SING A NEW REFRAIN.
603
00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:04,230
WITH YOU BESIDE WE'LL START AGAIN.
604
00:55:04,640 --> 00:55:06,350
JUST ME AND MARY.
605
00:55:06,680 --> 00:55:08,310
YOU AND MARY.
606
00:55:08,480 --> 00:55:12,270
ME AND MARY LANE.
607
00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:19,990
WHEN LIFE BECOMES A ROLLER COASTER AND I CAN'T KEEP MY FOOTING.
608
00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:23,870
I'LL LOVE YOU COMPLETELY. AND STEADY ME SWEETLY!
609
00:55:24,080 --> 00:55:27,430
AS SWEET AS SHIRLEY TEMPLE, DIPPED IN PUDDING.
610
00:55:27,520 --> 00:55:31,550
SWEET AS SHIRLEY TEMPLE PUDDING! YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
611
00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:34,830
MARY LANE! OH MARY LANE !
612
00:55:35,320 --> 00:55:38,670
OUR HEARTS POUND LIKE A DIESEL TRAIN.
613
00:55:39,200 --> 00:55:42,590
THE WORLD MAY CRUMBLE, WE'LL REMAIN.
614
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:44,870
JUST ME AND MARY..
615
00:55:45,120 --> 00:55:46,670
YOU AND MARY.
616
00:55:46,920 --> 00:55:52,390
I'M LOVED BY MARY! LOVED BY MARY, LOVED BY MARY,
617
00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:55,590
LOVED BY MARY LANE!
618
00:55:56,480 --> 00:55:59,830
LOVED BY MARY, LOVED BY MARY...
619
00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:03,590
LOVED BY MARY LANE!
620
00:56:04,160 --> 00:56:11,030
LOVED BY MARY, LOVED BY MARY...
621
00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:15,190
LOVED BY MARY. Mary!
622
00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:18,550
LOVE MARY MAGDALENA LANE.
623
00:56:19,480 --> 00:56:22,990
LOVED BY MARY, LOVED BY MARY.
624
00:56:23,240 --> 00:56:26,430
LOVED BY MARY LANE.
625
00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:34,310
LOVED BY MARY, LOVED BY MARY, LOVED BY MARY LANE.
626
00:56:34,720 --> 00:56:38,630
YES I LOVE YOU.
627
00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:42,550
GOT TO, GOT TO, GOT TO, GOT TO LOVE ME!
628
00:56:42,640 --> 00:56:49,190
OH! I LOVE YOU JIMMYYEAH!
629
00:56:59,640 --> 00:57:04,230
WE'LL SING TO THE RAFTERS OF HAPPILYAFTERS.
630
00:57:04,440 --> 00:57:05,750
I LOVE YOU.
631
00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:07,830
YOU'RE LOVED BY...
632
00:57:07,920 --> 00:57:14,590
MARY LANE.
633
00:57:18,200 --> 00:57:23,310
Who can name for me the one all abiding, all powerful force, in the world ?
634
00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:30,470
Principal Short?
635
00:57:31,400 --> 00:57:35,270
What is the human condition so powerful, it can stave off
636
00:57:35,560 --> 00:57:39,950
all that is black and evil, in these confusing times?
637
00:57:44,120 --> 00:57:47,390
Love?
638
00:57:50,120 --> 00:57:53,150
In a time, in which our children
639
00:57:53,520 --> 00:57:58,630
are subjected to a daily diet of depravity in their film and popular music?
640
00:58:00,640 --> 00:58:03,670
In a time, in which the entire world
641
00:58:04,200 --> 00:58:07,550
is aligned against the American way of life?
642
00:58:07,680 --> 00:58:11,550
A time when our economy is in a state of total collapse and a
643
00:58:11,680 --> 00:58:15,510
reckless lunatic sits in the White House, I am relieved to hear
644
00:58:15,640 --> 00:58:18,510
our fatuous friend is so confident
645
00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:21,750
that love will cary the day.
646
00:58:27,920 --> 00:58:31,270
The correct answer is of course, vigilance.
647
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:35,990
Sirens!
648
00:58:36,120 --> 00:58:39,990
There's somethin' I want to give you and I may not get another chance.
649
00:58:40,120 --> 00:58:42,950
Oh Jimmy! Your school ring ?
650
00:58:43,680 --> 00:58:46,910
Is your finger swollen? Are you putting on weight?
651
00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:50,430
Maybe. I seem to be hungy all the time.
652
00:58:50,520 --> 00:58:53,550
A moment on the lips, forever on the hips!
653
00:58:54,160 --> 00:58:55,030
Wait!
654
00:58:55,160 --> 00:58:59,030
What do you mean not get another chance ? I have to run away. Far away!
655
00:58:59,160 --> 00:59:03,470
Well then I'm coming with you! You have no idea what I've done. -
656
00:59:03,760 --> 00:59:07,110
It doesn't matter. I'm wearing your school ring now...
657
00:59:07,840 --> 00:59:11,710
as soon as you get it offyour finger! And if Romeo has to run away,
658
00:59:11,840 --> 00:59:16,270
then so does Juliet! Okay. Pack a bag. I'll wait.
659
00:59:16,360 --> 00:59:19,310
I believe in you Jimmy Harper!
660
00:59:21,240 --> 00:59:24,270
Even if you do have pudgy fingers.
661
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:31,190
Goodbye, Mary.
662
00:59:31,320 --> 00:59:34,150
You deserve better.
663
00:59:35,640 --> 00:59:38,190
Hey kid.
664
00:59:39,240 --> 00:59:42,270
How's tricks? How'd you find me?
665
00:59:44,080 --> 00:59:46,910
It's all over the radio.
666
00:59:47,080 --> 00:59:51,870
Cops are looking foryou and the Packard. I drove 'round 'til I found it.
667
00:59:53,280 --> 00:59:57,150
I can't have you tellin' the cops where you get your stager-leaf.
668
00:59:57,480 --> 01:00:01,870
So what say we head back to Mae's, where it's safe and cozy.
669
01:00:03,080 --> 01:00:06,430
This'll calm you down for the ride. You're talkin' on a dead phone.
670
01:00:07,080 --> 01:00:09,950
I'm through with reefer, and I'm through with you.
671
01:00:10,080 --> 01:00:13,950
And don't pull any dirty tricks, 'cause it won't work.
672
01:00:15,080 --> 01:00:16,950
I see.
673
01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:20,110
then there's only one thing left to do:
674
01:00:22,800 --> 01:00:25,870
You like brownies ? Baked 'em myself.
675
01:00:28,880 --> 01:00:31,710
Well I am kinda hungy.
676
01:00:36,040 --> 01:00:37,790
Thank you.
677
01:00:45,520 --> 01:00:47,590
THIS BROWNIE, IS YUMMY.
678
01:00:48,200 --> 01:00:51,030
IT'S THE GREATEST BROWNIE KNOWN TO MAN.
679
01:00:51,160 --> 01:00:53,230
IT'S CHEWY, IT'S NUTTY.
680
01:00:53,640 --> 01:00:56,270
THIS BROWNIE'S REALLY GOOD! !
681
01:00:56,520 --> 01:00:59,350
DON'T OFFER ME A MACAROON,
682
01:00:59,480 --> 01:01:02,190
MY BROWNIE SUITS ME FINE.
683
01:01:02,400 --> 01:01:05,390
THERE'S FROSTING ON THE TOP AND BEST OF ALL IT'S MINE!
684
01:01:05,640 --> 01:01:10,590
EAT THE BROWNIE, EAT THE BROWNIE! EAT THE BROWNIE, EAT THE BROWNIE!
685
01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:13,110
LET'S GO HOME. OKAY!
686
01:01:13,240 --> 01:01:15,830
I SHIMMER, ELECTRIC.
687
01:01:16,160 --> 01:01:18,470
I'M A ONE-MAN MARCHING BROWNIE BAND.
688
01:01:18,560 --> 01:01:24,430
I LOVE IT, MY BROWNIE. AND MY BROWNIE LOVES ME TOO!
689
01:01:24,520 --> 01:01:27,110
IT'S SMOOTH, SWEET, IT'S CHOCOLADGE-Y!
690
01:01:27,320 --> 01:01:29,750
IT FORMS A PERFECT SQUARE.
691
01:01:29,840 --> 01:01:31,350
AND THE BESTEST PART OF ALL IS
692
01:01:31,440 --> 01:01:35,630
I DON'T HAVE TO SHARE! DOESN'T HAVE TO SHARE.
693
01:01:35,720 --> 01:01:40,270
AND THE BESTEST PART OF ALL IS I DON'T HAVE TO CARE!
694
01:01:40,400 --> 01:01:45,430
EAT THE BROWNIE! EAT THE BROWNIE!
695
01:01:45,800 --> 01:01:47,790
YEAH!
696
01:01:48,960 --> 01:01:52,190
Come on, kid. Get in the car. Where we goin' Jack?
697
01:01:52,320 --> 01:01:55,670
Back where you belong. You're one of us now. That's nice.
698
01:01:57,000 --> 01:01:58,750
Jimmy!
699
01:01:59,360 --> 01:02:00,310
Wait!
700
01:02:07,480 --> 01:02:10,710
Careful Jimmy, not too fast!
701
01:02:11,240 --> 01:02:13,990
This weed, is a triple scream !
702
01:02:14,120 --> 01:02:18,230
I need more, I tell ya, more! I'm always happy to oblige a customer.
703
01:02:20,920 --> 01:02:25,430
Make that a paying customer. I'm busted flat, Jack.
704
01:02:25,720 --> 01:02:28,550
you bled me dy!
705
01:02:28,720 --> 01:02:31,750
Oh, not quite! It doesn't come off
706
01:02:33,360 --> 01:02:36,310
I was saving that ring for May.
707
01:02:36,600 --> 01:02:39,350
Where else you gonna get your fix ?
708
01:02:39,480 --> 01:02:42,350
From the coloreds down the Jazz Quarter?
709
01:02:42,480 --> 01:02:47,270
Those chow-chows over at Madame Ling's ? They'd bounce you like a lead dime.
710
01:02:49,880 --> 01:02:52,430
Real gold.
711
01:02:54,680 --> 01:02:57,270
Smoke up pipsqueak.
712
01:02:57,400 --> 01:03:02,030
This'll get you through the weekend. See ya in the funny papers.
713
01:03:05,480 --> 01:03:08,430
He can be a really a nice guy.
714
01:03:33,680 --> 01:03:37,390
What have you gotten yourself into, Jimmy ?
715
01:03:51,560 --> 01:03:54,110
Oh yeah! Hotcha!
716
01:04:08,440 --> 01:04:11,390
Hey diddle diddle, a cat for my fiddle.
717
01:04:12,440 --> 01:04:14,990
One moment, please.
718
01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:18,230
I need the room!
719
01:04:19,320 --> 01:04:22,350
You mind takin' it upstairs ?
720
01:04:22,960 --> 01:04:25,790
Don't mind takin' it an_here.
721
01:04:43,440 --> 01:04:45,310
Hey there. I'm Ralph.
722
01:04:45,440 --> 01:04:49,750
Hello, my name's Mary Lane. I followed my boyfrriend here. Jimmy Harper.
723
01:04:49,960 --> 01:04:52,070
Have you seen him?
724
01:04:52,200 --> 01:04:57,590
Um, well hejust stepped out. To pick up some Bibles for our prayer breakfast.
725
01:04:57,680 --> 01:05:00,230
That's my Jimmy.
726
01:05:00,800 --> 01:05:03,750
Say, is this a fraternity sweater ?
727
01:05:04,400 --> 01:05:07,510
Is Jimmy hanging out with college boys ? Why yes.
728
01:05:08,480 --> 01:05:10,350
Yes, he is.
729
01:05:10,480 --> 01:05:14,350
We at Phi Beta Cannabis, were so taken with Jimmy that, we decided
730
01:05:14,480 --> 01:05:18,870
to pledge him. Early. While he's still in high school.
731
01:05:19,360 --> 01:05:22,230
Avoid the rush. Well that's the bees' knees!
732
01:05:22,360 --> 01:05:25,710
Wait 'til Susie Maybery hears about this! Let's celebrate
733
01:05:26,080 --> 01:05:28,750
with a smoke. Hold on!
734
01:05:28,880 --> 01:05:33,190
This isn't that "reefer" I've read about ?
735
01:05:34,080 --> 01:05:35,390
Of course not.
736
01:05:35,520 --> 01:05:38,070
This is a special cigarette.
737
01:05:38,200 --> 01:05:41,150
All the rage with the college girls.
738
01:05:42,240 --> 01:05:43,990
In Paris.
739
01:05:45,120 --> 01:05:47,670
Paris? Oh, yes.
740
01:05:49,480 --> 01:05:53,870
Well, if I'm going to be dating a fraternity man.
741
01:05:59,160 --> 01:06:01,630
LITTLE MARY SUNSHINE,
742
01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:05,990
WITH HER HEM CUT SO LOW.
743
01:06:06,520 --> 01:06:09,110
LITTLE MARY SUNSHINE,
744
01:06:09,440 --> 01:06:11,990
WITH HER DUCKS IN A ROW.
745
01:06:12,080 --> 01:06:13,790
It burns my lungs.
746
01:06:13,880 --> 01:06:16,590
LITTLE MARY SUNSHINE,
747
01:06:16,760 --> 01:06:20,710
NEEDS A CHANGE IN HER LIFE.
748
01:06:21,320 --> 01:06:23,870
LITTLE MARY SUNSHINE,
749
01:06:24,120 --> 01:06:28,070
NEEDS A MAN.
750
01:06:28,880 --> 01:06:29,830
Oh!
751
01:06:30,760 --> 01:06:33,910
NOW COME ON, MARY SUNSHINE.
752
01:06:34,240 --> 01:06:37,670
IT'S TIME THAT YOU LEARNED TO BE BAD.
753
01:06:38,520 --> 01:06:41,950
YOU MAKE A CHARMING ARMFUL,
754
01:06:42,040 --> 01:06:45,790
SO SNUGGLE UP, MY BUTTER CUP, 'CAUSE YOU'VE BEEN HAD.
755
01:06:46,280 --> 01:06:48,430
Oh Ralph, I think you tricked me.
756
01:06:49,520 --> 01:06:53,430
NOW, SMOKE IT, MARY SUNSHINE.
757
01:06:53,520 --> 01:06:57,030
DISSOLVE IN THE SWEET BURNING GLOW.
758
01:06:57,920 --> 01:07:01,030
COME LOSE YOURSELF IN PLEASURE,
759
01:07:01,320 --> 01:07:05,190
WHEN THE BAMBALACHA'S GOTCHA, YOU'LL FORGET THE WORD "NO"!
760
01:07:05,440 --> 01:07:07,790
Oh, I can't. What about, Jimmy ?
761
01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:12,430
JIMMY'S A RUBE, PROVINCIAL AND DULL.
762
01:07:12,600 --> 01:07:16,070
DON'T BE TRICKED, HE'S STRICTLY QUADRILATERAL.
763
01:07:16,320 --> 01:07:19,510
JIMMY'S A BOY, I'M READY FOR MEN.
764
01:07:19,640 --> 01:07:22,230
LET'S GO UP AND DOWN AND UP AND DOWN AND...
765
01:07:22,320 --> 01:07:23,310
DOWN AGAIN.
766
01:07:23,960 --> 01:07:26,590
May Sunshine, you are ultra, ultra!
767
01:07:27,720 --> 01:07:30,750
I FEEL A LITTLE NAUGHTY.
768
01:07:31,280 --> 01:07:33,590
BABY, I'LL HELP YOU RELAX.
769
01:07:35,160 --> 01:07:38,310
I'LL TIE YOU UP WITH PHONE CORD,
770
01:07:38,400 --> 01:07:42,110
WE'LL PLAY WITH THE WHIPS AND NIPPLE CLIPS AND CANDLE WAX!
771
01:07:42,680 --> 01:07:45,670
NOW HOLD ON, MARY SUNSHINE.
772
01:07:46,280 --> 01:07:48,310
LET'S NOT GET CARRIED AWAY.
773
01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:52,950
JUST CALL ME MARY "WANNA"
774
01:07:53,200 --> 01:07:56,710
AND MARY'S GOT SOME SCARY LITTLE GAMES TO PLAY !
775
01:07:56,960 --> 01:08:00,430
I'LL LATHER YOU UP. AND GIVE YOU A SHAVE !
776
01:08:00,520 --> 01:08:04,030
A PADDLING WHILE STRADDLING MY LITTLE SLAVE!
777
01:08:04,520 --> 01:08:06,230
DOWN ON YOUR KNEES.
778
01:08:06,520 --> 01:08:11,510
IT'S POINTLESS TO FIGHT. SAVE YOUR STRENGTH IT'S GONNA BE A LENGTHY NIGHT.
779
01:08:12,400 --> 01:08:15,910
HELP! THIS CRAZY TOMATO'S RAPIN' ME!
780
01:08:16,920 --> 01:08:21,350
GOODBYE TO MARY SUNSHINE.
781
01:08:21,440 --> 01:08:24,510
REEFER HAS BLOWN OUT HER MIND.
782
01:08:27,080 --> 01:08:31,030
SHE'S NOWA HOT HAY HUSSY.
783
01:08:31,720 --> 01:08:35,710
DON'T YOU RUN, I'M NOT DONE ! CAN'T YOU TELL, WE'VE JUST BEGUN !
784
01:08:35,960 --> 01:08:37,830
WHAT'S YOUR RUSH? YOU'RE NOT HAVING FUN?
785
01:08:38,880 --> 01:08:40,510
MARY.
786
01:08:41,320 --> 01:08:45,190
MARY SUNSHINE.
787
01:08:45,440 --> 01:08:54,590
BURNS FOR, YEARNS FOR DIRTY LOVE!
788
01:09:01,880 --> 01:09:04,430
Shut up bitch!
789
01:09:06,320 --> 01:09:08,470
I'm not buying any of this.
790
01:09:08,600 --> 01:09:12,150
You ask me, this guy's getting his jolly showing us blue movies.
791
01:09:13,120 --> 01:09:16,470
I'm sory, Mr. Kochinski, do you have something to share with the group ?
792
01:09:16,560 --> 01:09:17,430
No.
793
01:09:17,560 --> 01:09:20,510
We're interested in what you have to say.
794
01:09:21,320 --> 01:09:23,430
Look, it, it'sjust,
795
01:09:23,560 --> 01:09:26,150
One puff and the girl goes wacky?
796
01:09:26,280 --> 01:09:31,510
It's kinda far fetched. Not according to Mr. William Randolph Hearst.
797
01:09:34,880 --> 01:09:38,750
A recent edition, of his "San Francisco Examiner" tells us,
798
01:09:38,920 --> 01:09:42,270
that 314 of the crimes of violence in this county today are
799
01:09:43,000 --> 01:09:46,870
committed by dope slaves. That is a matter of cold record.
800
01:09:47,160 --> 01:09:50,590
You can't believe evemhing you read. and that don't make me a commie!
801
01:09:50,720 --> 01:09:54,590
Mr. Hurst is a man who attended Harvard. Where did you matriculate?
802
01:09:57,000 --> 01:09:59,550
Ma-tric-u-late?
803
01:10:01,000 --> 01:10:03,950
It means, where did you go to college?
804
01:10:08,080 --> 01:10:09,830
I didn't.
805
01:10:12,320 --> 01:10:14,830
I see.
806
01:10:14,960 --> 01:10:17,830
Well regardless, Mr. Kochinski I'm sure,
807
01:10:17,960 --> 01:10:21,870
we all take your opinions vey seriously. Given the extremity of your views,
808
01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:24,990
it would be unpatriotic not to.
809
01:10:33,080 --> 01:10:35,630
Mary ? Jimmy!
810
01:10:35,960 --> 01:10:38,990
Kid! It's not what it looks like.
811
01:10:59,840 --> 01:11:03,190
Holy socks! Billy, don't go!
812
01:11:03,880 --> 01:11:06,630
Don't you wanna learn to dance?
813
01:11:09,720 --> 01:11:12,190
Jack! Help me!
814
01:11:12,320 --> 01:11:14,870
He's killing me!
815
01:11:27,320 --> 01:11:31,710
Geez ! That stupid little weed freak. Is eveybody okay?
816
01:11:31,960 --> 01:11:34,910
I think, I've been shot.
817
01:11:38,480 --> 01:11:41,030
She fell down!
818
01:11:42,160 --> 01:11:45,110
Mae! Get me some smelling salts.
819
01:11:48,880 --> 01:11:52,750
Alright. You two blow. Don't talk to nobody. I will handle this.
820
01:11:54,280 --> 01:11:55,830
Go!
821
01:12:02,920 --> 01:12:05,470
Give me that!
822
01:12:29,920 --> 01:12:31,470
Mary?
823
01:12:32,880 --> 01:12:36,230
Mary! what happened ? You shot her dead, kid.
824
01:12:37,320 --> 01:12:39,750
Jack, no !
825
01:12:39,880 --> 01:12:42,830
Jimmy? I don't feel so good.
826
01:12:44,080 --> 01:12:46,990
It's, it's gonna be okay. I promise.
827
01:12:47,120 --> 01:12:49,670
feels so, cold.
828
01:12:55,200 --> 01:12:58,030
Give me the ring! Well, looky here.
829
01:12:58,720 --> 01:13:01,750
Casper milky toast is givin' me orders.
830
01:13:02,320 --> 01:13:06,190
I shot Mary. What makes you think I won't shoot you?
831
01:13:22,720 --> 01:13:25,550
Oh Jimmy, your school ring.
832
01:13:25,840 --> 01:13:29,150
it glitters. Like a star.
833
01:13:33,400 --> 01:13:38,590
WE ARE JUST LIKE ROMEO AND JULIET.
834
01:13:39,240 --> 01:13:42,110
WE'RE HAPPY, YOUNG AND...
835
01:13:46,480 --> 01:13:48,870
HEMORRHAGING BLOOD.
836
01:13:49,520 --> 01:13:54,750
DID YOU GET TO READ THE ENDING ? WAS IT PERFECT?
837
01:13:55,200 --> 01:13:59,950
DID THEY LOVE UNTIL THEY GOT OLD ?
838
01:14:08,160 --> 01:14:12,750
It was beautiful. They grew up, and eveyone came to the wedding.
839
01:14:13,760 --> 01:14:18,110
did they have babies ? Yeah. Six of 'em.
840
01:14:18,680 --> 01:14:21,510
That's good. I love babies
841
01:14:29,040 --> 01:14:34,830
IT MAKES ME HAPPY KNOWIN' THAT WE LOVED LIKE ROMEO AND...
842
01:14:41,800 --> 01:14:43,550
JULIET.
843
01:14:45,280 --> 01:14:48,550
Mary! How could I have shot you ?
844
01:14:57,040 --> 01:15:01,030
Coppers! Jimmy! Out the back! Hury!
845
01:15:01,280 --> 01:15:05,270
I have to face my punishment. Don't you get it?
846
01:15:05,480 --> 01:15:09,350
Jack was holding the gun. He's planning to frame you.
847
01:15:10,280 --> 01:15:13,190
Nobody move! Officer, thank God !
848
01:15:13,320 --> 01:15:17,590
This kid burst in here with a gun, and started shootin' and laughin'!
849
01:15:17,720 --> 01:15:20,950
We think he mighta been smoking that, reefer!
850
01:15:21,400 --> 01:15:24,430
Just like you read about in the papers.
851
01:15:25,680 --> 01:15:28,430
No! That's a lie!
852
01:15:28,560 --> 01:15:30,870
Tell 'em what really happened Mae!
853
01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:34,230
Ma'am, do you have anything to say ? Well, I...Jimmy I,
854
01:15:40,280 --> 01:15:43,110
Officer I... Mae, please !
855
01:15:52,520 --> 01:15:54,070
No.
856
01:15:55,560 --> 01:16:00,070
The kid burst in shooting. Just like the man said.
857
01:16:02,120 --> 01:16:03,670
Mae ?
858
01:16:04,040 --> 01:16:05,590
No !
859
01:16:06,040 --> 01:16:08,350
Kid's gonna burn for this.
860
01:16:08,480 --> 01:16:11,310
Pity. Attractive girl.
861
01:16:30,280 --> 01:16:34,230
After a swift trial James Fenimore Harperwas found guilty
862
01:16:34,360 --> 01:16:38,390
of the murder, of Mary Lane. And sent to death row.
863
01:16:39,080 --> 01:16:42,950
In his thought-provoking book "Marijuana, Weed of Madness "
864
01:16:43,080 --> 01:16:46,950
Earle A. Rowell explains how marijuana causes prison inmates to fall
865
01:16:47,080 --> 01:16:49,270
desperately in love with each other.
866
01:16:49,400 --> 01:16:53,270
Just as they would with women, outside prison walls.
867
01:17:04,400 --> 01:17:08,270
Hello, Mr. and Mrs. America Let's go to press.
868
01:17:08,400 --> 01:17:12,270
Tonight, Jimmy "The Cannabis Killer" Harper walks the last mile to the electric chair.
869
01:17:12,400 --> 01:17:16,590
Convicted of murder under the influence of the new drug menace, marijuana!
870
01:17:16,720 --> 01:17:19,030
Shut up, shut up!
871
01:17:19,160 --> 01:17:22,350
We can't just let Jimmy die. Shut up, shut up!
872
01:17:22,480 --> 01:17:26,350
Look, the kid's yesterday's headlines, there's nothing' we can do about it.
873
01:17:26,480 --> 01:17:30,790
When's Jack bringin' some new boys home ? Shut up, shut up!
874
01:17:30,920 --> 01:17:34,150
You shut up! What are you, nuts ?
875
01:17:36,520 --> 01:17:38,270
I'm fine.
876
01:17:40,160 --> 01:17:43,110
Perfectly in control !
877
01:17:53,680 --> 01:17:56,350
REMEMBER ME RALPH? I'M ABOUT TO FRY.
878
01:17:56,800 --> 01:18:01,270
WHILE YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS STAND IDLY BY MY LIFE IS NOWA TICKING BOMB.
879
01:18:01,880 --> 01:18:03,870
I'M GONNA MISS MY SENIOR PROM.
880
01:18:04,520 --> 01:18:06,990
YOU MURDERED ME RALPH!
881
01:18:07,560 --> 01:18:08,910
MURDERED ME! MURDERED YOU?
882
01:18:09,000 --> 01:18:10,510
MURDERED ME! MURDERED HIM ?
883
01:18:12,040 --> 01:18:15,870
Evemhing okay up there? It's the kid! He's in the toilet!
884
01:18:16,040 --> 01:18:18,870
Just flush him, Ralph.
885
01:18:27,040 --> 01:18:32,070
You better cool off on the muggles there Just a little hungy, that's all.
886
01:18:38,920 --> 01:18:41,230
REMEMBER ME RALPH ? I'VE BEEN SENT TO HELL.
887
01:18:41,600 --> 01:18:44,270
A PUBESCENT EDITION OF JEIEBEL.
888
01:18:44,440 --> 01:18:46,630
IT HURTS A LOT TO BEND,
889
01:18:46,920 --> 01:18:49,070
BUT AT LEAST I'VE MADE A FRIEND.
890
01:18:49,680 --> 01:18:52,590
YOU MURDERED HER, RALPH!
891
01:18:52,680 --> 01:18:53,990
MURDERED ME! MURDERED YOU?
892
01:18:54,080 --> 01:18:55,750
MURDERED ME! MURDERED THEM!
893
01:19:00,600 --> 01:19:03,510
What's eatin' him? Jack! I saw Satan!
894
01:19:03,640 --> 01:19:07,550
And the kid! And Satan! And the girl! That mug's wound up like an $ day clock !
895
01:19:07,680 --> 01:19:11,590
One too many giggle sticks. put your flaps down before you take off.
896
01:19:11,720 --> 01:19:15,590
Go get some air. No! Jack! Not out there, Jack!
897
01:19:28,800 --> 01:19:32,150
Just a little too much weed, that's all.
898
01:19:35,080 --> 01:19:38,030
Just an ordinay scarecrow !
899
01:19:51,680 --> 01:19:53,950
OPEN THE GATE AND ABANDON HOPE
900
01:19:54,120 --> 01:19:56,710
WITH THE GHOSTS OF THE KIDS THAT GOT HOOKED ON DOPE.
901
01:19:57,040 --> 01:19:59,470
WAY DOWN WHERE IT'S HOT,
902
01:19:59,560 --> 01:20:02,030
THEYARE SAVING US A SPOT.
903
01:20:02,120 --> 01:20:05,270
YOU MURDERED THEM, RALPH!
904
01:20:05,400 --> 01:20:08,150
MURDERED 'EM! MURDERED 'EM! MURDERED 'EM! MURDERED 'EM!
905
01:20:08,440 --> 01:20:10,990
Bad zombies!
906
01:20:13,560 --> 01:20:15,950
HE'S LOSING IT, JACK! GEE, YOU DON'T SUPPOSE.
907
01:20:16,280 --> 01:20:18,870
HE'S LIABLE TO CRACK AND SPILL ALL HE KNOWS
908
01:20:19,120 --> 01:20:21,590
HE'S REALLYACTING WEIRD.
909
01:20:21,680 --> 01:20:24,230
PERHAPS IT'S TIME HE DISAPPEARED!
910
01:20:24,440 --> 01:20:30,190
HE'D NEVER BE MISSED ! I COULD... MURDER HIM! MURDER HIM!
911
01:20:30,360 --> 01:20:33,590
Jack, no! you'll have the police right back here!
912
01:20:33,720 --> 01:20:37,070
Alright. We'll play it yourway, for now. for now.
913
01:20:38,560 --> 01:20:43,670
He bit me! Jack? I got me the munchies real bad.
914
01:20:44,160 --> 01:20:46,830
He's givin' me the creepin' heebie-jeebies
915
01:20:46,960 --> 01:20:51,590
Let's go get Ralph a bite. Yeah, he's liable to wake the neighbors
916
01:20:51,720 --> 01:20:54,670
You stay. Keep an eye on him.
917
01:20:56,560 --> 01:20:59,590
I don't like the way he's lookin' at me.
918
01:21:01,120 --> 01:21:06,390
Shake a leg with that grub ! Leg. Grub.
919
01:21:22,560 --> 01:21:25,910
Yoo hoo, Ralph! We have take-away from Dim Foo's!
920
01:21:26,240 --> 01:21:29,190
Sally? Ralph? Where'd they go ?
921
01:21:29,400 --> 01:21:32,750
They best not have skipped town. Sally? Ralph?
922
01:21:42,480 --> 01:21:43,430
Yah!
923
01:21:48,840 --> 01:21:50,590
Blumsack!
924
01:21:56,400 --> 01:21:57,950
Yah!
925
01:22:11,640 --> 01:22:14,110
I FOUND ME A SNACK IT WAS NICE AND FRESH.
926
01:22:14,320 --> 01:22:16,510
THE WEED MADE HIM HUNGRY FOR HUMAN FLESH !
927
01:22:17,200 --> 01:22:21,910
STEP AWAYYOU MUG. 'CAUSE THAT'S A BRAND NEW PERSIAN RUG
928
01:22:22,480 --> 01:22:24,750
HE'S NOT GONNA STOP!
929
01:22:25,440 --> 01:22:28,230
MURDER HIM! MURDER HIM! MURDER HIM! MURDER HIM!
930
01:23:16,240 --> 01:23:17,990
Ralph?
931
01:24:01,920 --> 01:24:04,950
Oh God, oh God, oh God,
932
01:24:05,240 --> 01:24:08,590
Oh God, oh God, oh God, Mae! Don't get queer on me now.
933
01:24:10,360 --> 01:24:12,910
Oh God, oh.
934
01:24:20,480 --> 01:24:23,030
Damn body!
935
01:24:31,600 --> 01:24:34,030
OPEN THE GATE AND ABANDON HOPE,
936
01:24:34,120 --> 01:24:36,670
WITH THE GHOSTS OF THE KIDS THAT GOT HOOKED ON DOPE.
937
01:24:37,160 --> 01:24:39,150
NOW I SEE THEM JACK!
938
01:24:39,480 --> 01:24:41,670
AND THEYALL WANT THEIR CHILDHOODS BACK !
939
01:24:42,360 --> 01:24:44,670
WE MURDERED THEM, JACK !
940
01:24:45,480 --> 01:24:48,510
MURDERED 'EM! MURDERED 'EM!
941
01:24:48,680 --> 01:24:51,350
OPEN THE GATE AND ABANDON HOPE
942
01:24:51,560 --> 01:24:54,830
WITH THE GHOSTS OF THE KIDS THAT GOT HOOKED ON DOPE!
943
01:24:55,000 --> 01:24:57,990
PULL IT TOGETHER. DON'T FLIP YOUR SKIRT.
944
01:24:58,080 --> 01:25:01,710
YOU DO THE THINGS YOU GOTTA DO IN THIS DOG EAT DOG EAT DOG WORLD.
945
01:25:02,080 --> 01:25:05,910
SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST THE WINNER IS THE LAST ONE LEFT ALIVE
946
01:25:06,000 --> 01:25:08,790
SO YOU MURDER 'EM, BEFORE THEY MURDER YOU.
947
01:25:37,160 --> 01:25:41,470
Well, on the bright side, we finally got the place to ourselves.
948
01:25:46,560 --> 01:25:49,110
Ralph and Sally, and little...
949
01:25:50,120 --> 01:25:53,990
whatsername are dead! Jimmy's on his way to the electric chair
950
01:25:54,120 --> 01:25:56,750
and you couldn't care less!
951
01:25:56,880 --> 01:26:01,270
I may be a monster, but you Jack, you're the devil!
952
01:26:03,800 --> 01:26:06,950
So long as I'm the number one guy.
953
01:26:09,240 --> 01:26:10,670
THE KID'S A GONER,
954
01:26:11,920 --> 01:26:16,550
THEY'RE GONNA MAKE HIM PAY FOR THE STUFF.
955
01:26:16,640 --> 01:26:18,710
Here, simmer down, will ya?
956
01:26:20,400 --> 01:26:22,510
I'VE SEEN MY HONOR,
957
01:26:23,240 --> 01:26:28,230
ROLLED UP AND BURNED AWAY, WITH THE STUFF
958
01:26:28,880 --> 01:26:30,550
WELL, IT'S GOTTA STOP.
959
01:26:31,160 --> 01:26:34,510
Let go of me! I'm tying to comfort you here.
960
01:26:34,640 --> 01:26:36,750
I said let go!
961
01:26:37,720 --> 01:26:40,510
I SHOULD SHOW HIM THE DOOR,
962
01:26:40,600 --> 01:26:43,310
HE TREATS ME LIKE AWHORE.
963
01:26:43,400 --> 01:26:46,710
I DON'T NEED JACK NO MORE
964
01:26:46,800 --> 01:26:48,790
OR THE STUFF!
965
01:26:53,400 --> 01:26:57,270
You dumb slut! That was half ajay of good mooteryou just wasted.
966
01:26:58,720 --> 01:27:00,470
I know.
967
01:27:05,600 --> 01:27:06,790
Hey!
968
01:27:06,920 --> 01:27:09,870
What are you doing with that garden hoe ?
969
01:27:10,000 --> 01:27:14,430
Taking care of a big, fat, weed !
970
01:27:16,840 --> 01:27:19,390
Oh, that's it.
971
01:27:19,880 --> 01:27:22,710
Say good night, Gracie.
972
01:27:28,040 --> 01:27:30,590
Good night, Gracie.
973
01:27:31,920 --> 01:27:33,670
SO THIS IS IT JACK,.
974
01:27:34,240 --> 01:27:38,270
LAST NIGHT OF BALLYHOO FOR THE STUFF.
975
01:27:39,200 --> 01:27:41,030
Get away from me,
976
01:27:41,120 --> 01:27:45,630
THIS ONE'S FOR RALPH, JACK ! HERE'S ONE FOR SALLY, TOO.
977
01:27:46,200 --> 01:27:47,150
HAD ENOUGH?
978
01:27:47,400 --> 01:27:49,750
YEAH, YOU'RE NOT SO TOUGH!
979
01:27:57,480 --> 01:27:59,470
YOU ONCE HAD ALL THE BRAINS,
980
01:27:59,600 --> 01:28:02,870
NOW THEY'RE JUST CARPET STAINS!
981
01:28:03,160 --> 01:28:07,510
YOU'RE IN NO SHAPE TO FIGHT.
982
01:28:07,880 --> 01:28:12,910
MY BID TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT.
983
01:28:13,720 --> 01:28:16,350
'CAUSE THERE'S BLOOD UPON YOUR NECKTIE,
984
01:28:16,440 --> 01:28:18,590
YOUR CORPUS IS DELECTI
985
01:28:18,680 --> 01:28:34,190
AND I HAVE BEEN DELIVERED FROM THE STUFF!
986
01:28:43,120 --> 01:28:47,030
You've sent Thelma into shock ! Yourwife's lack of fortitude
987
01:28:47,160 --> 01:28:51,030
is no fault of this presentation. I dare say our hardy pioneer women
988
01:28:51,160 --> 01:28:55,110
would have shared a laugh at her expense. So what of Mae Coleman ?
989
01:28:58,800 --> 01:29:03,350
With Jack out of the picture, Mae was determined to rescue doomed Jimmy.
990
01:29:03,720 --> 01:29:08,510
But fate was about to intervene in a most dramatic fashion.
991
01:29:37,720 --> 01:29:42,430
I see the Presidential motorcade turning onto Halpern Street.
992
01:29:44,120 --> 01:29:46,950
Mr. President. Ah, Mr. President!
993
01:29:48,400 --> 01:29:53,430
Mr. President,, I need to talk with you ! Step back, ma'am.
994
01:29:57,080 --> 01:30:00,950
It is a known scientific fact, that under the influence of marijuana,
995
01:30:01,080 --> 01:30:05,710
the user becomes insatiably violent. capable of staggering feats of strength.
996
01:30:06,400 --> 01:30:08,430
Unfortunately for Mae Coleman...
997
01:30:11,080 --> 01:30:13,030
she was no longer under the influence.
998
01:30:23,040 --> 01:30:26,390
I'm don't...so, terribly sorry. I don't know what came over me.
999
01:30:27,520 --> 01:30:30,350
Please, help me up.
1000
01:30:31,880 --> 01:30:36,630
Mr. President! An innocent boy is about to be executed! Listen to me!
1001
01:30:41,600 --> 01:30:44,950
Hold on boys! I, for one, would like to hear
1002
01:30:45,600 --> 01:30:48,630
what the blood-spattered young lady has to say.
1003
01:31:00,480 --> 01:31:02,990
James Fenimore Harper,
1004
01:31:03,120 --> 01:31:07,110
you have been convicted of the murder of Mary Lane
1005
01:31:07,760 --> 01:31:10,990
and sentenced to death by electrocution
1006
01:31:11,520 --> 01:31:15,470
in accordance with the laws of this great state.
1007
01:31:16,640 --> 01:31:19,470
Any last words?
1008
01:31:20,200 --> 01:31:23,150
Well put. Pull the switch.
1009
01:31:29,440 --> 01:31:32,110
Stop the execution !
1010
01:31:32,240 --> 01:31:35,190
We have a Presidential Pardon !
1011
01:31:37,800 --> 01:31:42,070
Mae, am I ever glad to see you ! ! And you too, Mr. President.
1012
01:31:44,280 --> 01:31:49,270
I knew you wouldn't let me die. I was hoping you wouldn't cut it so close.
1013
01:31:49,560 --> 01:31:52,910
I'm sorry kid. But now we're gonna be okay.
1014
01:31:53,520 --> 01:31:56,550
Jimmy, I've heard a lot about you.
1015
01:31:56,680 --> 01:32:01,710
and we've read all about you in school, Mr. President.
1016
01:32:02,280 --> 01:32:05,150
I promise never to touch the reefer again.
1017
01:32:05,280 --> 01:32:08,110
Oh, that's simply grand!
1018
01:32:08,720 --> 01:32:12,070
You know, a little orphan girl once told me
1019
01:32:12,760 --> 01:32:15,350
that the sun would come out tomorrow.
1020
01:32:15,480 --> 01:32:19,350
Her adopted father was a billionaire, so I suppressed the urge,
1021
01:32:19,640 --> 01:32:24,590
urge to laugh in her face, but now I think she might have been right !
1022
01:32:32,040 --> 01:32:35,670
THE TRAGIC VICTIM OF DRUG ABUSE
1023
01:32:35,920 --> 01:32:39,910
HAS NOW BEEN SPARED FOR A HIGHER USE.
1024
01:32:40,600 --> 01:32:43,870
THEYWERE READY TO COOK MY GOOSE,
1025
01:32:44,480 --> 01:32:47,550
BUT GOD HAD OTHER PLANS!
1026
01:32:47,640 --> 01:32:50,110
He works in mysterious ways, Jimmy.
1027
01:32:50,720 --> 01:32:54,510
I FEEL LIKE SOMETHING INSIDE HAS STIRRED.
1028
01:32:54,920 --> 01:32:59,270
AT LONG, LONG LAST LET THE TRUTH BE HEARD.
1029
01:32:59,360 --> 01:33:02,830
GO FORTH JIMMY, AND SPREAD THE WORD.
1030
01:33:03,400 --> 01:33:07,310
FROM SEA TO SHINING SEA. YOU HAVE BEEN SET...
1031
01:33:07,400 --> 01:33:14,070
FREE, TO TELL... THE TRUTH ABOUT THE WISDOM WE HAVE LEARNED !
1032
01:33:14,440 --> 01:33:17,950
GONNA TELL 'EM THE TRUTH, TRUTH, TRUTH. EVERYBODY GOTTA KNOW, OH, OH.
1033
01:33:18,480 --> 01:33:21,790
ALL ABOUT THE DEMON WEED. HOW IT GROWS FROM A DEMON SEED! Indeed!
1034
01:33:22,280 --> 01:33:25,750
THAT PUNGENT SMOKE WILL ROT YOUR BRAIN 'TIL YOU'RE INCURABLE INSANE.
1035
01:33:26,240 --> 01:33:28,910
TRUST US TO TELL THEM THE TRUTH.
1036
01:33:29,040 --> 01:33:32,670
GONNA TELL 'EM THE TRUTH, TRUTH, TRUTH. EVERYBODY GOTTA KNOW, OH, OH.
1037
01:33:33,080 --> 01:33:36,270
WITH VOICES RAISED IN SONG, WE'RE BANISHING THE BONG! So long!
1038
01:33:36,920 --> 01:33:40,310
OUR CHILDREN TEETER ON THE BRINK. WE NEED TO TEACH THEM WHAT TO THINK.
1039
01:33:41,040 --> 01:33:44,590
TRUST US TO TELL THEM THE TRUTH.
1040
01:33:45,880 --> 01:33:49,230
WE'VE GOT TO CAPTURE THE NATION'S EAR.
1041
01:33:49,520 --> 01:33:52,670
SPREAD THE WORD 'CROSS THE HEMISPHERE.
1042
01:33:53,200 --> 01:33:56,430
BUT THERE AREN'T THAT MANY PEOPLE HERE.
1043
01:33:56,920 --> 01:33:59,550
AND ONE OF US IS LAME !
1044
01:34:00,160 --> 01:34:02,190
Not to wory, Jimmy!
1045
01:34:02,440 --> 01:34:05,390
WE'LL USE THE PAPERS OF MR. HEARST.
1046
01:34:06,120 --> 01:34:09,350
FLOOD THE AIRWAYS UNTIL THEY'VE BURST
1047
01:34:09,640 --> 01:34:12,950
WITH CATCHY SLOGANS WE'VE ALL REHEARSED.
1048
01:34:13,080 --> 01:34:16,750
AND ICONOGRAPHY!
1049
01:34:16,840 --> 01:34:19,990
IT'S UNCLE SAM... GEORGE WASHINGTON...
1050
01:34:20,560 --> 01:34:27,270
AND LADY LIBERTY!
1051
01:34:27,520 --> 01:34:31,150
GONNA TELL 'EM THE TRUTH, TRUTH, TRUTH. EVERYBODY GOTTA KNOW, OH, OH.
1052
01:34:31,520 --> 01:34:34,510
JUST WHO TO DEMONIIE. WHAT POLITICS TO DESPISE!
1053
01:34:35,040 --> 01:34:39,110
WE'RE TAKING DOWN THE FINGERPRINTS OF JAZZ MUSICIANS AND IMMIGRANTS.
1054
01:34:39,520 --> 01:34:41,950
TRUST US TO TELL THEM THE TRUTH.
1055
01:34:42,080 --> 01:34:45,590
GONNA TELL 'EM THE TRUTH, TRUTH, TRUTH EVERYBODY GOTTA KNOW, OH, OH.
1056
01:34:46,160 --> 01:34:49,150
THE ABC'S OF SPIN. AND TURNIN' YOUR NEIGHBORS IN. Or kin!
1057
01:34:49,920 --> 01:34:53,510
IT ALL COMES DOWN TO APPLE PIE! GEORGE WASHINGTON WOULD NEVER LIE.
1058
01:34:54,000 --> 01:34:56,670
TRUST US TO TELL THEM,
1059
01:34:56,800 --> 01:35:00,350
GONNA TELL 'EM THE TRUTH, TRUTH, TRUTH. EVERYBODY GOTTA KNOW, OH, OH.
1060
01:35:00,720 --> 01:35:04,030
LET EVERY SIR AND MA'AM, OBBEY THEIR UNCLE SAM !
1061
01:35:04,480 --> 01:35:08,190
THAT FAMOUS FINGER'S SET TO POINT. I WANT YOU TO DROP THAT JOINT !
1062
01:35:08,880 --> 01:35:13,350
GONNA TELL 'EM THE TRUTH, TRUTH, TRUTH EVERYBODY GOTTA KNOW, OH, OH.
1063
01:35:13,440 --> 01:35:17,150
GIVE ME YOUR TIRED, GIVE ME YOUR POOR. GIVE ME YOUR HUDDLED MASSES
1064
01:35:17,720 --> 01:35:23,030
YEARNING TO BREATHE FREE OF REEFER SMOKE!
1065
01:35:23,160 --> 01:35:27,870
FREEDOM! FREEDOM!
1066
01:36:30,160 --> 01:36:33,030
I LOVE YOU ROMEO!
1067
01:36:33,560 --> 01:36:35,870
PLEASE WAIT FOR ME, JULIET!
1068
01:36:37,600 --> 01:36:41,190
ONE DAY I'LL GET CANCER OR HIT BYA TRAIN !
1069
01:36:42,200 --> 01:36:47,030
AND WE'LL BE REUNITED IN HEAVEN !
1070
01:37:30,920 --> 01:37:34,110
IT'S TIME FOR PARENTS TO TAKE A STAND
1071
01:37:34,440 --> 01:37:37,870
FOR THE PRESERVATION OF THIS GREAT LAND.
1072
01:37:38,320 --> 01:37:41,750
'TIL THE THINGS THAT SCARE US ARE BURNED OR BANNED
1073
01:37:42,080 --> 01:37:44,990
OR SMASHED TO SMITHEREENS!
1074
01:38:00,680 --> 01:38:04,110
AND ONCE THE REEFER HAS BEEN DESTROYED
1075
01:38:04,480 --> 01:38:07,670
WE'LL START ON DARWIN AND SIGMUND FREUD
1076
01:38:08,000 --> 01:38:11,430
AND SEX DEPICTED ON CELLULOID
1077
01:38:11,760 --> 01:38:14,670
AND COMMUNISTS AND QUEENS!
1078
01:38:15,400 --> 01:38:19,190
WHEN DANGER'S NEAR, EXPLOIT THEIR FEAR.
1079
01:38:19,560 --> 01:38:26,830
THE END WILL JUSTIFY THE MEANS...
1080
01:38:27,000 --> 01:38:36,510
MEANS...
1081
01:38:36,680 --> 01:38:40,110
REEFER MADNESS!
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