All language subtitles for Nada.S01E05-en

Ladies and gentlemen,

we will arrive in a few minutes

to the International Airport
Minister Pistarini.

It's 1:10 am local time in Buenos Aires.

The weather conditions are good.

Clean sky and temperature
of about eight degrees Celsius.

In the name of the commander
and the entire crew,

We wish you a great day.
Thank you for flying with...

THE DOES NOTHING

Nothing.

Antonia!

Hey! The package arrived!

Hello, friend! You have arrived!

My friend.

Fifth episode.

Put your foot in the jackfruit.

Wasting so much ostentation

something someone has in abundance.

You must be tired.

Now, let's go to sleep. We'll talk tomorrow.

It's fine.

- Antonia.
- Yes?

- Help you, sir.
- It's fine.

- See you tomorrow. Ciao.
- See you tomorrow. Ciao.

Hey.

- Thanks.
- It's fine.

Thanks.

Goodnight.

No, no.

Like this.

I...

phobia.

Fo...

One moment.

I need at least one open door.

Always. I beg you.

- Do you understand?
- Yes good night.

Goodnight. Thanks.

Thanks.

Sorry!

Sorry.

Always an open door.

Sorry.

- Good morning.
- Good morning dear friend.

- Did you sleep well?
- Very well, thank you.

What are you doing without socks?

I learned from Antonia.

She stays barefoot all day.

It's liberating.

Since when old dog
learn new tricks? But, beauty.

Ready for breakfast?

Yes.

Antonia!

This is very good. Very practical.

Pay attention, Antonia.

- This class is for you too.
- Yes.

Repeat with me.

Medialuna.

The shape says it all. Crescent moon.

Media... medialuna.

I know the medialuna.

This is a "vigilante."

A guard. One cop.

- Security guard.
- Perfect.

Now it gets complicated.

Little dulce de leche cannon.

A cannon. Like in war, you know?

Yes.

Cannon. Boom!

No. Cannon.

With your mouth, "no".

- Cannon.
- That.

With dulce de leche.

- What?
- With dulce de leche.

- Milk cream.
- Next.

This is a churro.

Pay attention to the double "r". Churro.

Churro.

Great.

One last thing.

The hardest of all.

fraile ball.

- What it means?
- Monk's testicle.

It's very explicit.

These are the balls,

the testicles of a monk.

fraile ball.

Perfect.

You are a real Argentine.

Thanks.

With the.

Very, very sweet.

Too sweet.

Yes.

Have a mate tea to cut the sweetness.

Drink it.

It's strong.

Go get half a trimebutine tablet.

I think his stomach is weak

and I need him to be okay
for lunch.

It's fine.

Strong?

Strong, yes. Thanks.

Interesting.

The Obelisk is the symbol of Buenos Aires.

Initially, it was heavily criticized,

but it seems that the gates
they ended up liking the phallic symbol.

- Did you understand?
- Yes.

But I...

I think the one in Washington is bigger.

- huh?
- Yes.

Do you think so?

Who would say?

Gentleman, how are you?

Great. Starving.

A good fillet, then?

Clear.

- With eggs, right?
- Clear.

Baking?

He doesn't understand.

Bring it to him the way I like it.

I want to introduce my friend Vincent.

Serve him well,
because he is a very important person.

Really? And what does the gentleman do?

He is a writer, journalist.
One of the most important in the world.

- No.
- Not "one".

The most important.

You don't speak
not even a little Spanish?

Sorry, I don't speak Spanish.

A little bit.

I'll explain the rest, darling.

Chorizo, morcilla sausage, some soft serve

and chicory and garlic salad
with olive oil.

Here is the wine list.

Don't be in a hurry.

Any wine would be buried
for the chorizo steak,

So, it doesn't matter.

Bring a house wine
and sparkling water, please.

Waiter.

Chimichurri, please.

It's obvious.

Chimichurri I know.

Antonia seems really nice.

How old is she?

- Twenty years.
- Oh.

Perfect.

It will last a lifetime.
Her whole life.

Antonia can come to work
for me in New York?

No way.

No!

What happened to that girlfriend?
What was there the last time I came?

That beautiful woman.

Grace?

Yes, Grace.

- She's still beautiful.
- Oh.

But we didn't last long.

We're friends.

You will see it in the presentation.

If you are interested.

- No, thank you.
- And you?

Are you still a womanizer?

I'm looking for my next ex-wife.

The third time always works.

You know, I meet women all the time,

but it never works.

He understands? I'm not like you.

You are married to the city, it is different.

I'm in a "parrilla"...

No, parrilla.

Parrilla.

Well done, parrilla.

With an old friend, a wonderful lunch,

but usually I'm on a plane,
I go here, I go there...

I'm at a university,
receiving awards or giving lectures,

or having lunch with a president.

I'm here, there, I'm everywhere.
I'm nowhere.

So what woman
You're going to put up with it, right?

I already know that two of them couldn't stand it

and they cost me a fortune.

Excuse me. Here is our star.

Check it out!

Fed Angus veal
with 900 grams of pasture.

Pure softness.

Oh, no.

That spoon can only be sharp.

He said the spoon must be sharp.

Then let's cum.

Right.

How wonderful.

He said it's wonderful.

Wonder.

Look here. More together.

More together.

Like this. Say "whiskey!"

One more.

Yes, "whiskey".

Ready.

We will see.

- It was great.
- Good.

- Bye guys.
- Goodbye.

Let's go.

We walked a lot, I'm dead.

My feet are killing me.

Well, I'm sweating.

It's a very big city.

Huge.

So?

This is called fire broth.

It is an invigorating broth,
this way they recover from the walk.

Holy shit, it's delicious.

What did he say?

Shit means bad.

He thought it was horrible.

Why are you eating it if you don't like it?

Antonia, you cook very well.

You should leave this guy
and open your own restaurant.

Said it's so bad

that you will never get a job
at a restaurant.

Tell him I don't care.

No. Don't say anything.

Very very good.

So he liked it?

I didn't understand what he said.

But for me, the knower,
It's impeccable.

You could even open your own restaurant.

If Celsa saw you, poor thing.

Poor thing, nothing.
She had a strong temper.

Don't say that.

Delicious.

Delicious.

I don't understand anything.

Very tasty.

- What else?
- And then, in the same week,

you have the meeting
with the Prime Minister of Japan...

just before the G7 in Brussels.

Then I have that other thing
in Brussels too.

Be awarded the diploma Honoris Causa

at the Université Libre de Brussels.

And.

In Paris, there will be MasterClass at...

We are not going to do the MasterClass.
Tell them...

Let's postpone it. Postpone, no.

- Let's reschedule it.
- I'll try.

- I can't take it.
- Well...

How are things in Buenos Aires?

I'm having fun at my friend's house,

a picturesque house. But it's interesting.

I'll send some photos.

This afternoon I'm going to do it
the presentation of the book

and then I go to the airport,
so I'll be in New York tomorrow.

What time do I arrive tomorrow?

- It will land at 9:30am...
- It's fine.

And let's go straight to brunch
with the editors.

I can't eat a lot.

I can't think about food
for a few days.

- I'm going to do something, but simple.
- Okay.

Then I'll ease up.
A light breakfast, something simple.

- Are you okay?
- Right. So, see you later.

- Goodbye.
- Bye.

See you tomorrow.

A POLYPHONIC SPACE
FOR CULTURE

I'll park and go in.

Are you ready?

Yes let's go.

Hello?

Hi Aunt. Did something happen?

Hello everyone, it's a pleasure

being here with my friend Manuel
and I would like to start

reading an excerpt from his book.

I have the text in English because

I don't speak Spanish, so

I don't have the courage to read in Spanish.

So have patience with me
and I hope to do justice to Manuel's work.

"The enigma of the chorizo.

It is necessary to have faith"

Open door, please? Open it.

The door, please.

The door must be
always open, please.

- Thanks.
- Continues.

"The enigma of the chorizo.
It is necessary to put faith

and surrender to the vital experience
of such a noble element

of national idiosyncrasy.

Its mysterious content
and its controversial variants

remain prodigiously hidden
until it's too late.

Let's move on to the biggest manifestation
from the chorizo:

the chorip�n.

Essential, minimalist, austere and rustic.

A chorizo with a piece of bread. That's it."

Sorry.

Excuse me.

"I propose that we delve deeper into some aspects

not chorizo cuisine,

the sociological and anthropological part"

Antonia, where are you, dear?

It's already started.

I came home.

I wanted to keep everything clean
before leaving.

Go to where?

To Paraguay.

Paraguay? What there was?

My grandmother had a stroke.

She is hospitalized.

It's very serious.

I was about to enter
when my aunt called me,

but I didn't mean anything
so as not to spoil the presentation.

My bus leaves from Liniers Station
in two hours.

Tell him I'm sorry.

"Now we will talk about a medical aspect
related to chorizo.

How we know,
chorizo has a high fat content,

which leads us to assume

that your consumption
It would take your cholesterol through the roof.

None of that. The chorizo is completely
harmless to health.

There is a scientific explanation
convincing and irrefutable.

Chorizo is not harmful
because you eat happily.

You eat with excellent immune defense.

At that moment, you are completely immune.

It's the famous good cholesterol,

despite what medical eminences say

who don't know anything."

Thanks. Now I leave you with Manuel.

- What's the matter?
- My friend, I need to leave.

I need it to end
the presentation alone.

It's an emergency,

Antonia.

Use my notes if you need to.

Ladies and gentlemen

an unforeseen event arose.

But I leave them in very good hands.

Thanks.

Give me money.

When it's over,
He needs to go to the airport.

Can I count on you?

Ever.

Great. Thanks.

Thanks.

There was a small change of plans.

Hello.

Can you take me to Rocha
and Garibaldi for 500 pesos?

It's not enough.

But I accept card, transfer,
virtual wallet...

I have none of that.

Come on, take me for 500 pesos.

Son of a bitch!

Manuel had an emergency, so

He asked me to read his notes.

So...

"Don't forget to thank the clowns

from the publisher."

One ticket, please.

I'm going to Rocha and Garibaldi.

What bad luck. Another imbecile.

- As?
- Don't have a card?

I have money. How much does it cost?

I can't accept money.
You must have a card

and carry it, then you can come.

Accept this.

Sorry, but I can't accept it.

But it's 500 pesos.
It's much more than the fare!

Yes but...

Damn! Let him in!
I'm late for work!

Come in, hurry up.

- Ready.
- Good morning. Come on up, let's go.

Good morning, come up.

- Grandma, sit down.
- Grandma, the bastard. Screw you.

Alright, chubby. Stay seated.

I'll be honest with you.

I would like to end this presentation

telling a little about my friend

Manuel Tamayo Prats.

Manuel is the reason
why everyone is here.

Everyone except him, so...

I met him in the late 80s,
on a trip to Buenos Aires.

The local committee gave me a tour
gastronomy around the city

and Manuel was in charge
to choose the restaurants.

Antonia!

That's how we met.

Mr. Manuel, I'm sorry
for leaving in a hurry.

My grandmother is hospitalized
and I need to take care of my daughter.

Vou para Asunción às 17h
no Expresso Guaraní.

I promise I'll call you as soon as I get home.

Thank you so much for everything you did for me.

The Manuel I met 30 years ago

It has nothing to do with today's Manuel.

GARAGE

That Manuel, full of dogmas and manias,

emotionally incapacitated,

unable to perform
the simplest tasks,

so dependent, but at the same time,
capricious like no one else...

Brilliant, yes,
but also snobbish and frivolous,

that idiotic genius no longer exists.

And the force behind this change
It's a Paraguayan girl

four times younger than him,

but with five times more
life experience and history.

INFORMATION

The triumph of the ordinary over the banal.

Sir!

What happened?

My grandmother is very sick.

My daughter is with my aunt,
who can no longer take care of her.

What the hell.

But it's going to be okay.

It's fine. Good luck, Antonia.

Thanks. You didn't need to come.

It's not every day that the best employee
returns to Paraguay.

The best?

The second best.

I'll pay you the whole month.

I wanted to say something to you, sir.

What?

- I lied to you!
- About what?

About my license.

I didn't pass the exam,
So they didn't give me my license.

I didn't want you
kick me out again. Sorry!

I'm sorry.

Have a good trip.

Now my friend is a better person
thanks to her.

Willing to venture out,
able to take care of himself,

something you've never done.

Enjoy Manuel's book. It's unique.

Thanks.

NEW YORK
U.S

How did it end?

Well, as expected,
Manuel did not forget Antonia.

And the story continued
in a humble village in Paraguay.

Snack bar
BUENOS AIRES

- Thanks.
- Enjoy.

PARAGUAY POST OFFICE

Why am I counting today
Manuel's whole story?

Because he's going to have surgery today.

Finally he took courage and made up his mind.

I like the fact that he chose
for having the surgery.

I think it was a vital and optimistic decision.

Bravo, Manuel.

Excuse me.

Remember I made a reservation
for dinner today?

I want to toast with you
by my friend Manuel,

and that everything goes well in the damn surgery.

Manuel!

Kisses.

Telephone.

Glasses too, please.

Thanks.

Speak of the devil.

It's a message from Manuel.

Hi. You know I must submit
to a difficult procedure.

I recorded this video in case something goes wrong.

If I die.

I had a lot to say
in this message,

which can turn into pstuma.

But I realized that things

that I always believed
that were transcendent and important

now I think it's nonsense.

To be honest,
I don't have anything to say.

All the nonsense I had to say
I've already said it in my life.

So my repertoire is finished.

But, not to disappoint
my dear audience,

I'm going to say something very important:

Live and let live, don't bother.

Kisses.

What else can I say about Manuel?

Anything.