All language subtitles for Nada.S01E02-en

The Lord's shirts
must be washed separately.

Do not place more than three pieces
of clothes in the machine.

Select the "delicates" option.

Place a quarter of a lid
of liquid soap

In the container with the channels.

But in which channel, Celsa, honey?

Are only three!

Just to be sure,
I'm going to put a little in all three.

Then press the "start" button.

Start.

Ready!

Great!

DOES NOTHING

Nada.

second episode.

Paddle in dulce de leche.

Dedicate energy to solving
a very difficult problem.

The citizens of Buenos Aires
are called "gates."

It is almost impossible to define a port.

They can be welcoming and friendly
or sons of bitches.

You can drop dead on the sidewalk
and pass by

or they can be
the noblest people on the planet.

You can date a teddy bear
no one will judge you.

You can live 40 years in the same house
And don't even have an idea of who is your neighbor.

You can be
The happiest person in the world,

O u feel the most lonely

and sad, because the person
who took care of you all your life

has just died,
leaving it completely helpless.

It reminds me of New York.

Vov�, we have promotions.

Buy two and light three torRONES,

Buy two and take one
Pile or dressing.

Don't try to sell me
Intestile things, please.

Can you give me bags?

We no longer give bags.

And why not?

Non-biodegradable bags
are prohibited by law.

And how am I going to carry all this?

We have home delivery, how about that?

I don't see any other option,

unless the products levitate
and follow me.

Home delivery, yes or no?

- Yes my dear.
- Perfect.

The total is 38,178 pesos and ten centavos.

Do you have a loyalty card?

I don't know. You tell me. I have?

It doesn't.

You will pay by credit card,
debit or cash?

Credit card.

- It's fine.
- This one.

Who is Celsa Beatriz Chamorro?

My maid, may you rest in peace.

Sorry, but the card
It has to be in her name.

We will see. Okay, this one is in my name.

Insufficient funds.

Money? No, right?

No. I didn't get it.

Clear. Debt?

Debt! Yes!

- Right.
- Ready.

Here it is.

What do I do with this?

- The password.
- Password?

- Yes.
- I'm not leaving here today!

- Madam.
- I don't have all day.

There are four numbers, don't you remember?

It's not that I don't remember. I don't know!

My maid who took care of it.

If he can't pay, call the next one.

You're holding the line, grandma.

Don't have a virtual wallet?

No, I only have this analog wallet.

Well, if you have the Abonapp app
In your cellphone,

You can scan the QR code and then pay.

I don't have a cell phone, apps, anything.

Let's do this way.
Go to the ATM, withdraw the money

and we leave your purchases separate.

- Are you okay, grandma?
- Calling me grandpa again!

- Filme-o.
- I have a daughter,

ela teve filhos com um babaca,

So I have grandchildren.

- But I'm not your grandmother.
- Preciso pedir que se acalme.

I'm calm
And I'm not talking to you.

So I have grandchildren.

And you, stop talking to me
like I'm stupid.

I'm just an old man, nothing more.

Do not touch me!

Why is the rush?

What the hell is there?

I spent my whole life delegating these things

to a woman
who had the terrible idea of dying!

And you, Ranzinza, stop complaining.

Pregnancy does not generate impunity.

The business is the following, dear.

Find it all you know well where

And I don't never come back here!

- Thank you for everything.
- You are welcome.

Attency!

and you, Ranzinza, stop complaining.

G ravidity does not generate impunity.

the business is the following.

Put this all you know well where

Stop it. How do I get it off?

- Let me see.
- I never come back ...

Thanks for everything.

Who sent that?

Everyone.

It looks like it went viral.

So, I had to find out
through the Internet

that you are having a mental breakdown?

Why didn't you call me?

I'm perfectly fine.

I thought the thing
it would be ugly without Celsa,

but luckily I found this.

Let me see. What is it?

Celsa, as a great manager,

took notes for 40 years

everything that is needed
to keep this house

exactly how I like it.

The fragrance I want
in freshly ironed clothes,

how to choose the best artichokes.

Everything, everything.

She was strict.
I didn't know she did that.

Give it to me.

Look.

"Put the sheet upside down
and fold the top tip

on the cover the bristle of 40 centimeters,

this way the drawing is visible,
just the way you like it."

"Don't put too many pillows.

You don't like having to take them off."

The Capricho Bible.

Yes, what shit handwriting.

I'm still trying to understand everything,

but it's the first time in 40 years

that I don't have eyes always watching me,

the fake smile of a public servant
watching me all day.

I am free!

I can walk around naked and do whatever well
understand, whenever you want.

In short, I can be happy!

Let's do something.

Let's have lunch.

- This way you can cool your head.
- Let's go.

But go change.

Hold this.

- What?
- Wait, I'll close the buttons.

Ready.

Finish getting dressed and let's go.

Tell me why not
It's a good idea to go back.

We have affection for each other.

We know each other well,

70% of the work is done.

Wants to know?

Are you feeling lonely and exhausted,

then confuse it with love.

You don't need a girlfriend,

much less of me as one.

What you need is someone
make your bed.

Need a new maid
to help you get back on track.

Forget it.

My maid has a cousin
who arrived from Paraguay and wants to work.

Try. See what happens.

I'm saying no.
Celsa is irreplaceable.

Excuse me.

Happy cows cheese board.

Hope you like it.

- Thank you dear.
- I'm sorry!

I can ask a question?

- Manuel.
- Say.

You have two cheese boards on the menu.

What's the difference?

We have the regular house cheese board

which costs 3,500 pesos,

and the cheese board of happy cows,

which is the one you chose,

It costs a little more, seven thousand pesos.

Both options contain
a selection of cheeses

like Morbier, Gouland,

Reblochon,

but the difference
is that the normal floorboard of the house

contains dairy farm cheese,

while the cheese of happy cows

have a production system
totally different.

Can you explain the concept to me?
of "happy cow"?

No need to answer, dear.

They are cows that die happy, sir.

But you don't need to kill the cow
to make cheese.

Need yes! For example, burrata.

They hang the cow, and while
agonizing, they collect the serum.

But you can't milk a dead cow.

No, she is milked before she dies.

So why do they kill her afterwards?

Just for fun?

What are you saying
It doesn't make sense, girl.

Cows are the most mistreated animals
on farms.

They take away the newborns.

The horns are removed
with an electrical device

which is extremely painful.
They are artificially inseminated

- every two months.
- Enough talking about cows.

And the happy cows? How are they milked?

The cow comes alone and says:

"Drink, Jorge! Try this milk!
It's on the house!"

Manuel, don't make fun of the girl.

Happy cows graze freely,

eat natural food,
take care of their offspring...

And do they die for the cause? Is that it?

They die naturally of old age.

After all this

- the cheese is horrible!
- Stop, Manuel.

- You can go, darling. Thanks.
- Thanks.

She didn't notice.

- Excuse me.
- Yes?

If you don't know,
that guy is Manuel Tamayo Prats.

He is a famous food critic.

Thanks.

Why don't you sell this car
If you don't know how to drive?

You don't know how to cook,
but he never sold the kitchen.

But I don't pay insurance and taxes
through my kitchen.

At least learn to drive
and get your license.

I can't learn anything more
at this point in my life.

Then get rid of him.

I have a smart Armenian friend

who now works with purchasing
and sale of valuable used cars.

Tito Balsami�n.
Then I'll give you his phone number.

Mr. Manuel hates
pans stored in the oven.

This bothers him a lot,

as he says, he gets depressed

when the soap is used too much
and it gets cracked...

Yes?

Mister Manuel?

Who is it?

Antonia.

Sorry to bother you,
but Mrs. Graciela asked me to come.

She told me she was looking for someone
to work for you.

I don't understand anything.
Could you speak more slowly, please?

Ms. Graciela asked me to come.

Oh! Grace! Grace told you to come.

Yes, she said you
I needed a maid.

I'm sorry you came here

because of my friend's intrusion
who always does what he wants

instead of what is asked of you,

but I don't need anyone.

I apologize profusely.

- No, sir, but...
- See you later!

To iron cotton shirts,
adjust the board

at 160 degrees Celsius.

I can't read anything here.
Let's leave it like that.

Spray the piece with the gum.

Right, yes.

Iron the inner part first
from the collar

and then the external one, pressing hard.

- Mr Manuel!
- Yes?

How are you? Sorry, I'm Antonia.

Sorry, I don't have any clothes to give.

No. I didn't come for the clothes.
I came here for the job.

Oh! The girl Grace sent.

- Yes.
- Did you spend the night here?

No, sir!
I'm in the pension at Constituci�n.

I brought everything with me because

They say there is a lot of robbery in Argentina.

But I already told you
that I don't need anyone.

But I need work, sir.

- I just need an opportunity.
- You don't understand.

I had an irreplaceable person here.

Please let me try.
You will see that I am useful.

- I swear, sir.
- Do you know how to read and write?

Yes of course.

Has references to previous houses
where did you work?

No, because I just arrived from Paraguay.

Right. What is your parents' profession?

None. They passed away
when I was a child.

I was raised by my grandmother.

Oh...

Do you know how to cook?

I think so,

a little bit.

Listen,

I'll do a test with you.

A test?

You go shopping.

Great. Very good.

Rotten.

These were in the fridge.

Past.

Musty.

A disaster.

- Do you want me to change them?
- No.

You have to be careful at the time.

Greengrocers are like magicians,

trained to give it to you,
among the good products,

other shit
which they were unable to sell to anyone.

What do I do with this?

But they are beautiful. There aren't even any stains.

But they're runt bananas, honey.

No need to be an expert
in banana to understand.

You don't cook with Ecuadorian bananas.
They're too sweet.

In this house,
the Cavendish Valery variant is used.

At most, I accept the Muse variant,

like those in Colombia. Was I clear?

Yes sir.

Let's do the second test.
Come with me. Let's go.

This exercise

it was made by a great artist
with his disciples.

A great friend of mine.

Now he lives on a ranch in Jujuy.
He went crazy or something.

The point is that in the beginning,

the students laughed in his face,

but then they understood
the great importance of this exercise.

First, take everything away
which is stored in this corridor.

All. Leave nothing behind.

Then, clean all the shelves well,

and when you're done, put it all back

exactly where it was before. Did you understand?

- Yes sir.
- Great.

I'll leave you and be back in half an hour.

Time and memory!

- Yes sir.
- Let's get to work.

Well, let's see.

This saffron has been out of date for two years.

I tried to put everything in place
and he was there.

Time, memory and intelligence!

If something is expired, you have to throw it away.

- That's common sense.
- I am really sorry.

Do you know what saffron is?

No, sir. What is it?

It's a spice.

Each kilo costs five thousand euros.

And what does it taste like?

We will see. The taste is difficult to describe.

Astringent and spice,

with a touch of turmeric and sun-dried tomato.

A subtle touch of spicy,

and a dry earth-like aroma.

So you want me to throw it away?

Next test! Let's go.

Who taught you
cleaning windows, honey?

Nobody.

Listen. "Don't rub too hard
and do not let foam accumulate.

The movements have to be
transversal and not circular."

What did you add to the mix?

Window cleaner, sir.

Nothing more?

No. Is it wrong?

"Windows must be cleaned
with water and a little shampoo.

No bleach, degreaser or alcohol.

In winter, so as not to fog up,
take a final pass

with water and glycerin
and dry with a chamois cloth.

I didn't know, sir, sorry.

I see you don't know much. Continues.

The Paraguayan woman who sent me is a disaster.

Don't call her that.

But she is Paraguayan!
What do you want me to say?

"Person in a Paraguayan situation"?

Give her an opportunity.
Your standards are impossible.

Celsa was 40 years old
to learn all her quirks.

Yes, but I'm not 40 anymore
to teach her.

I'm very sorry,

but I'll hang up,
because I have a lot to do. Goodbye.

Antonia.

Yes sir.

Tell me how much I owe you
for the working day.

No. How can I charge if it was a test?

Please, I insist.

I passed?

Well, I see that it's not very intuitive.

No, of course, you didn't pass.

I'm not judging you as a person.

But, sir, I can learn.

You tell me how to do it and I do it.

I can even memorize your notebooks.

No.

I need to work, sir.

I have a daughter who stayed in Paraguay.

She is five years old.

She stayed with my grandmother in Guarambar�.

She's there while I

together money to bring her
to live with me.

Please sir.

We will do the following.

I'll give you the last test.

But you won't be able to work with me
if you don't know how to do this!

What is it?

Do you know how to drive or not?

I know, but I don't have a license.

So there are two of us. Let's go.

- To where?
- It's irrelevant.

Open it.

That.

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Let's go.

Are you sure you can drive, girl?

Yes!

The thing is, there aren't many cars
in my home town.

Get out, bruaca!

Who do you think you are,
Your Argentine asshole?

Get out of the front, straw!

Relax, darling!

Not worry about them. Pay attention.
Look forward. That.

Where now?

It's left. Now!

Holy shit!

Stay quiet, I speak. Open the window.

- Open it.
- Good afternoon.

Good afternoon!

Car document, license and insurance,
please.

Two from three, perfect.

- Said two from three?
- Yes.

Car document and safe.

Two from three. Not so bad.

Do you not have a skill?

No, she has no. Me neither.

The truth above all.

- Listen, sir...
- You don't need to thank me.

I could lie and say
that we are in an emergency,

or worse, try to bribe him.

Sir...

Or call some friends
who work in government

that would solve this in no time,

but I prefer to be honest,
because I respect your work.

What do you say? We can go?

Lord, are we far?

- Follow me.
- It's fine.

Holy shit!

You can stay here today.

I won't eat. But if you are hungry,

prepare something and eat.

Tomorrow I'll pay for your day's work
and you can leave.

- But, sir, please!
- No, that's enough, darling.

I know you tried hard,
but it didn't work.

We don't need to start over with this.

You'll soon find something.

When you go wrong
in a job after two tests,

means you are not qualified
for that specific position.

But, when you go really bad,
there may be hope.

I mean, the extremes touch,

and something really bad
you can overcome yourself and become something good.

But my friend Manuel,

That is a mountain of dogmas,
I would never understand that.

In this respect, we are very different.

Ali�s, maybe my friend and I
we don't have so many things in common.

First,

we live in the same country
and we don't speak the same lion.

But there are two things that unite us.

Being half-slutty old monkeys

And the pleasure of good food.