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Got my keys.
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Got my wallet. What...?
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Ah...
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Grocery list.
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You know the drill.
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Mommy never knows.
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♪ Yes, no, maybe
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♪ I don't know
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♪ Can you repeat the question?
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ And you're not so big
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ You're not
the boss of me now ♪
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♪ You're not the boss
of me now ♪
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♪ And you're not so big
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♪ Life is unfair.
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Stevie,
for the last time,
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I'm not going to
partner up with you
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for wheelchair
basketball.
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I smell... chicken.
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I'm not
in a wheelchair.
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It's creepy.
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It's taking a spot
from somebody
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who's really
handicapped.
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Why don't you ask
that drooling kid
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with the hot nurse?
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Norm's...
a ball hog.
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Hello, boys.
Mr. Kenarban,
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don't you think
it's ethically suspect
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for someone to participate
in wheelchair basketball
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if they're not
actually handicapped?
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Even if his best
friend needs to win...
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for his mother?
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Son, after being
gone two months,
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your mom will be happy as
a duck just to see you.
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I know she's been
gone a long time, Stevie,
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but it just doesn't
feel right to me.
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I've always...
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been there...
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for you.
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Please don't
do this to me.
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Seventh grade...
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first dance...
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open fly.
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All right, fine. But
I'm sick and tired of you
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throwing that in
my face all the time.
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Save it... for the game.
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Come on, Jamie,
I got to get to work.
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Eat. You'll stick a cockroach
in your mouth,
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and you won't even taste this?
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Here, Dewey,
you're good with the baby.
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No, I'm not. You're
just saying that.
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Aw, you caught me.
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Your reward is you
get to feed the baby.
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I got to run.
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What are you doing with
my high school diary?
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I was looking for a baby book
we can use for Jamie.
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Turns out we didn't even take
the cellophane off Dewey's.
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Malcolm, Reese,
get a move on!
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What on earth
are you doing?
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I have to practice
being in a wheelchair.
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Oh...
I suppose that makes sense.
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You never know.
All it takes is one
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horrible accident,
and you end up
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in one of those
for the rest of your life.
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It's just for basketball.
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That's the spirit.
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Reese!
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What is taking you so long?
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Why don't you
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just admit it--
nobody in this house
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cares about my hair but me!
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Let's go! Come on!
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Come on, Jamie,
just eat it.
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It's not that bad.
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See?
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I don't hate it.
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Mmm!
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What did the vet
say about Paint Can?
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Oh, she's fine.
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Just fine.
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It's terrible news.
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She has acute laminitis
in her hoof.
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I'm afraid we will
have to put her down.
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You mean kill her?
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Uh-huh.
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Oh, the poor thing.
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Who's going
to have to do it?
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We will have
to do it, Francis.
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You're kidding.
We have no choice.
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After all,
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we are real ranchers.
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We must be strong
and determined,
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and never shirk from
our responsibilities,
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no matter how unpleasant
they may be.
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You're going to make me do this,
aren't you?
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Otto?
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LOIS:
Dewey, get out here or I'm going
to throw your dinner away!
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Okay.
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This meal
looks fantastic, Lois.
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Thank you so much
for the invitation.
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Well, we figured with Kitty
coming home tomorrow,
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you'd like one last chance
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to enjoy meat.
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You're not
going to believe
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what happened to me
at school today.
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Some girl dropped her diary
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into my backpack by mistake.
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Do you know whose it is?
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No, but it's awesome.
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She talks about her teachers,
classes, friends.
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It's like a whole world
I never knew existed.
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Dig in, Stevie.
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That's real butter
pooling on your plate.
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Can't eat. Too excited...
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about Mom coming home.
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I made her... a card.
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Baked her a cake.
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Wrote her a song.
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Stevie, you're going
to black out again.
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Can we put up
Chinese lanterns?
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You bet, son.
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Anything you want.
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Hal, I wonder if I could
see you for just a moment.
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Oh, sure.
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Stevie is certainly excited
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about his mother
coming home tomorrow.
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Kitty isn't
on a business trip.
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She divorced me
two months ago.
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She's never coming home.
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What?
Kitty isn't
on a business trip.
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She divorced me
two months ago.
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She's never coming home.
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What?
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Kitty isn't on
a business trip...
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No, it's not
that kind of "what."
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Stevie thinks
she's coming back tomorrow.
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I know I should
have told him,
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but every time I'd
look in his face--
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you know me, Hal.
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I've always had
a hard time being...
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you know... direct.
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That was one of my
problems with Kitty.
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That, and the utterly mechanical
nature of our sex life.
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Look, Stevie has to know that
his mother isn't coming back.
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You're absolutely right.
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Any way you could tell him?
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Why would I tell him?
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What's the matter?
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Kitty divorced Abe.
She's not coming home.
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Oh, my God!
What on earth happened?
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The truth is,
the last few years,
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she only stayed with me
because of Stevie.
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He's always been
so sick and helpless.
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The whole marriage was built
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around taking care of him.
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Oh, I had no idea.
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Then,
two months ago,
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she walked in and announced
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that Stevie was finally
doing just fine.
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Then she packed her bags
and left.
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Now, look, Abe,
I'm really sorry,
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but Stevie
still has to know.
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Abe, you have got
to tell Stevie.
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Tell him what?
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None of your business.
Get back to the table.
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How do I tell that poor boy
his mother is never coming home?
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I'll tell him.
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I told you
to get out of here.
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What's going on?
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Kitty and Abe
got a divorce.
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Now, leave us alone.
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What?
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Abe, you have got
to do the right thing
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and go in there now.
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What about Malcolm?
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Why can't he tell him?
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Wouldn't it be more comforting
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coming from his best friend?
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I said I'd tell him.
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Reese, out. Now!
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Why should I tell him?
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Well, you're not entirely
blameless in this.
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What?
You're the one
who always pushed him
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to try new things--
dances, ski trips, basketball.
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Before he met you,
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that boy could
hardly handle a yo-yo.
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By what stretch
of the imagination
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is this considered
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one full serving?
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Not now, Dewey.
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Abe, we are through talking
about this. Now, go!
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Okay, I told him.
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What?
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He's taking it
pretty hard.
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Somebody should
probably go over there
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and talk to him.
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It's really weird.
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It's only been three days
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since Stevie found out
about him mom,
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but he's regressed, like,
ten years.
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So, I think
we can beat these guys.
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We just can't be afraid
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to get physical
under the boards.
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Come on, Stevie.
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I know you're going
through a hard time,
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but we're
in the tournament.
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This might help take your
mind off of it for a while.
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Just talk
to me, Stevie.
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I know you're
not this far gone.
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VOICE BOX:
You don't know anything
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about what I am going through
or how I feel.
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Now, if you don't mind,
I'd like to conserve
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my remaining strength
for breathing.
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And stop using that.
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You can
talk perfectly...
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You don't
need that thing.
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Fine.
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MALCOLM:
If you're not going
to talk to me,
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I'm out of here.
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DEWEY:
This whole
growing up thing's unfair.
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When you're born,
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everything's perfect,
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but before you know it,
it all goes bad.
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Every day, you get
a little less attention,
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you got
to do more stuff.
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and they love you
a little less.
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No. That's
just this family.
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Reese!
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How many time do
I have to tell you,
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don't leave your filthy socks
on the kitchen table!
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LOIS:
"September 18.
What an aggravating day.
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"Some idiot named Hal
streaked our gym class.
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"He didn't see
the volleyball net,
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"and they ended up carrying him
off in a stretcher.
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"And then, at lunch,
"this other guy...
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Excuse me.
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You want to pick that up?
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Why should I?
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Because it's trash.
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Or are you one
of those charming people
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who thinks that's just someone
else's responsibility?
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That the rest of us
should follow you
around your whole life
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and clean up all the little
messes you leave behind?
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Let me ask you a question.
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Were you, like, born 45?
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People like you are the reason
I am moving
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to Paris the
second I graduate!
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Oh, my God!
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This girl rocks.
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When I tell you to pick
something up, pick it up!
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ABE:
I don't know what to do.
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Stevie's
just devastated.
Mm-hmm.
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I try to talk to him,
but he just shuts me out.
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Well, he'll come around.
You'll see, Abe.
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Everything will be fine.
Now, come on.
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You don't want to be
late for your meeting.
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I don't know
what's happening with Jamie.
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We're going through
all this baby food,
262
00:10:05,706 --> 00:10:07,274
and he still
always wants to nurse.
263
00:10:07,307 --> 00:10:08,642
Honey, not now.
264
00:10:08,676 --> 00:10:10,110
I'm dealing with a
family thing here.
265
00:10:10,143 --> 00:10:11,611
Now, if you get
a little weepy
266
00:10:11,645 --> 00:10:13,080
during your presentation,
do what I do:
267
00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:14,982
spill coffee on yourself
and leave the room.
268
00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:16,884
You're too good to me.
269
00:10:18,485 --> 00:10:20,954
Hal, what exactly
are you doing with Abe?
270
00:10:20,988 --> 00:10:22,622
I've seen you pulling
the yarn balls
271
00:10:22,656 --> 00:10:23,857
off his sweater,
and yesterday,
272
00:10:23,891 --> 00:10:25,458
you were
massaging his feet.
273
00:10:25,492 --> 00:10:26,694
I know he means
a lot to you,
274
00:10:26,727 --> 00:10:28,428
but you can't
replace Kitty.
275
00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:30,463
That's ridiculous, Lois.
276
00:10:30,497 --> 00:10:32,966
I'm just being a good friend.
277
00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,468
You matter.
278
00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:43,677
Francis?
279
00:10:43,711 --> 00:10:45,612
Yes?
280
00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:48,281
You haven't taken care
of Paint Can yet, have you?
281
00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:50,150
What kind of a
question is that?
282
00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:51,952
If I had, would I be
hiding from you?
283
00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:53,553
It's all right, Francis.
284
00:10:53,586 --> 00:10:55,823
It's unfair of me
to put this burden on you.
285
00:10:55,856 --> 00:10:57,524
We will do this
thing together.
286
00:10:57,557 --> 00:11:00,728
Just think.
We will be sending her
287
00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:02,029
to a much better place,
288
00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:05,032
with open fields
and cool mountain springs
289
00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:06,399
where she can
run all day,
290
00:11:06,433 --> 00:11:09,002
and horses ride people.
291
00:11:09,036 --> 00:11:11,304
Unless, of course,
she's been a bad horse.
292
00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:14,341
Then she will have to spend
eternity in a lake of fire,
293
00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:17,077
with a delicious bale of hay
just out of reach.
294
00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:19,412
Otto, I've never killed anything
bigger than a poodle.
295
00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:21,048
And that was a total accident.
296
00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:24,852
Francis, as hard as it will be,
I know we can do this.
297
00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:27,354
No one said
the cowboy life was easy.
298
00:11:28,588 --> 00:11:31,191
I'll meet you here
at 5:00, after yoga.
299
00:11:35,929 --> 00:11:37,898
Stevie, what
are you doing?
300
00:11:37,931 --> 00:11:40,233
I've seen you do wheelies
up and down this ramp.
301
00:11:40,267 --> 00:11:44,371
Why don't you find yourself
another project?
302
00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:47,107
Lloyd looks happy.
303
00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:48,942
Why don't you destroy
his family?
304
00:11:48,976 --> 00:11:51,344
Stevie, I know what your
mom did was horrible,
305
00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:53,680
but you've got to stop
feeling sorry for yourself.
306
00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,282
Get mad.
307
00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:57,851
That's what I would do if
my mom walked out on me.
308
00:11:57,885 --> 00:11:59,753
Okay, not my mom.
309
00:11:59,787 --> 00:12:02,522
But the point is, you have
every right to be angry.
310
00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,925
You're right.
311
00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:07,795
That's exactly what
I needed to hear.
312
00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:08,796
Thanks very much.
313
00:12:08,829 --> 00:12:10,163
There you go.
314
00:12:11,298 --> 00:12:13,400
This thing sucks at sarcasm.
315
00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:15,368
Fine.
316
00:12:15,402 --> 00:12:18,105
"My mommy left me, and now
I'm a helpless baby."
317
00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:20,073
Well, I'm not going to let
you just sit there
318
00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:21,374
and feel sorry for yourself.
319
00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:23,710
Think fast.
320
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,979
Come on, you're not
that big of a wuss.
321
00:12:26,013 --> 00:12:29,983
You are not in charge
of how big a wuss I am.
322
00:12:30,017 --> 00:12:31,518
I know you can use your arms.
Catch it!
323
00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:35,322
Look at the helpless
little boy in the wheelchair.
324
00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:36,489
Look at the
little cripple.
325
00:12:36,523 --> 00:12:37,958
Are you going to cry?
326
00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:39,960
Are you going to cry,
little cripple boy?
327
00:12:39,993 --> 00:12:42,095
Ooh, it's a baby
in a wheelchair.
328
00:12:42,129 --> 00:12:43,964
I might be going down
a bad road here,
329
00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:45,765
but if I stop
before I make my point,
330
00:12:45,799 --> 00:12:47,434
this could look kind of bad.
331
00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:51,571
MALCOLM:
"I'm a little baby.
332
00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,173
"I can't move my legs.
Kick his ass.
333
00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:54,341
Where's my mommy?"
334
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,514
Well, this is interesting.
335
00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:04,284
I now officially qualify
for wheelchair basketball.
336
00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:06,353
Never help anyone.
337
00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:10,057
You've never been in love,
have you?
338
00:13:12,692 --> 00:13:14,194
LOIS:
October 12.
339
00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:17,097
At lunch, J.J.
was telling my fortune.
340
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,532
Wow, "girl" again.
341
00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:21,668
I keep telling you,
I'm only going to have girls.
342
00:13:21,701 --> 00:13:23,436
That's if I have kids at all.
343
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,038
I mean, the whole
suburban mom thing
344
00:13:25,072 --> 00:13:26,506
seems like such a nightmare.
345
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,009
Who is that?
346
00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:31,778
I don't know.
347
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,213
But he's getting to second base,
348
00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:34,848
if I have
anything to say about it.
349
00:13:34,882 --> 00:13:36,549
Whoa.
350
00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:38,685
I just have to figure out
a way to get him to notice me.
351
00:13:38,718 --> 00:13:40,553
I don't think you have
to worry about that.
352
00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:41,554
What do you mean?
353
00:13:41,588 --> 00:13:43,623
Well, you know,
354
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:45,525
he'll probably
do something you don't like,
355
00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:47,494
and you'll unload on him.
356
00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:48,628
What?!
357
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,730
I don't unload on people.
358
00:13:50,763 --> 00:13:53,000
Honey, I hate to be the one
to tell you this,
359
00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:57,871
but the truth is,
everyone calls you "The Mouth."
360
00:13:57,905 --> 00:13:59,572
The Mouth?
361
00:13:59,606 --> 00:14:01,808
Yeah, but they're just
a bunch of immature jerks.
362
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,944
And the principal,
he's just trying to fit in.
363
00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:15,355
Abe, you're not getting the flu.
364
00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:16,990
It's just your allergies.
365
00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:19,192
Did you take your spray?
366
00:14:19,226 --> 00:14:20,860
Look in your vest pocket.
367
00:14:20,894 --> 00:14:22,195
Uh-huh.
368
00:14:22,229 --> 00:14:23,863
What am I going
to do with you?
369
00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:25,765
Can you pat my back?
370
00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:28,368
Thanks.
371
00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:30,003
FRANCIS:
Here you go, Paint Can.
372
00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:32,772
Got you the biggest,
nicest carrot I could find.
373
00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:34,707
Please, Francis,
let us not drag this out
374
00:14:34,741 --> 00:14:36,109
any longer
than we have to.
375
00:14:37,244 --> 00:14:39,179
Okay, let's just do it.
376
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,118
Don't worry, Paint Can.
377
00:14:45,152 --> 00:14:46,886
It will all
be over soon.
378
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:49,856
One quick pull of the trigger,
379
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,191
and we will
put an end
380
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,625
to her misery.
381
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:55,963
Ready...
382
00:14:57,064 --> 00:14:58,731
aim...
383
00:14:58,765 --> 00:15:01,234
fire!
384
00:15:01,268 --> 00:15:02,402
Why didn't you shoot?
385
00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:03,703
Well, you didn't shoot, either.
386
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,038
I wasn't ready.
387
00:15:05,072 --> 00:15:06,373
I'm ready now.
388
00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:08,041
Good. Here we go.
Ready...
389
00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:09,576
aim...
390
00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,544
fire!
391
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:13,580
Oh, come on, Francis,
you're being a coward.
392
00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:14,647
Me?
You totally chickened out.
393
00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:16,383
All right.
394
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:17,550
One the count
of three,
395
00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:20,553
we both shoot, no matter what.
396
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:21,721
One...
397
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,190
two...
398
00:15:24,091 --> 00:15:24,992
BOTH:
Bang!
399
00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:25,993
Oh...
Come on.
400
00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:27,060
If you're not...
401
00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:30,430
You could have killed me.
Only after you killed me.
402
00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:31,898
You cannot kill a horse,
What's wrong with you?
403
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:32,932
but you have no problem
killing Otto.
404
00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:35,802
Paint Can?
405
00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:40,307
What's the matter with her?
406
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:44,311
I think she choked
on the carrot.
407
00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:47,580
Well, I guess
no one can say
408
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,349
we're not real
ranchers now.
409
00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:50,517
Yeah.
410
00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:52,585
I just hope
we don't develop
411
00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:55,422
too much of a taste
for killing.
412
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:56,789
HAL:
I've been thinking about
413
00:15:56,823 --> 00:15:58,758
picking up Stevie
some of those baggy pants
414
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,093
he's been wanting.
415
00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:01,261
Hal, we've been
through this.
416
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:02,929
All the kids
are wearing them.
417
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,431
It's not like
he's joining a gang.
418
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:05,698
Well, maybe you're right.
419
00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:07,434
You do know best
about these things.
420
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:08,968
He's lucky to
have you, Hal.
421
00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:10,670
Can I get you anything
from the kitchen?
422
00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:11,804
No, I'm fine.
423
00:16:11,838 --> 00:16:13,173
Thanks, honey.
424
00:16:14,874 --> 00:16:16,109
Abe?
425
00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:18,178
Huh?
426
00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:20,213
You just tried
to kiss me.
427
00:16:20,247 --> 00:16:21,448
No.
428
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:24,317
No, that was
a lip twitch.
429
00:16:24,351 --> 00:16:26,453
See? There it goes again.
430
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:27,554
You know what?
431
00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:28,888
I'm glad this happened.
432
00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:31,791
Because it made me
realize something.
433
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:32,859
Get out.
434
00:16:32,892 --> 00:16:33,826
What?
435
00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:35,528
I can't replace Kitty.
436
00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:37,630
And I'm not doing you
any favors by trying.
437
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,699
But what am I supposed
to do without you?
438
00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:42,135
What am I supposed
to do about Stevie?
439
00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:43,803
I don't have
the slightest idea.
440
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,638
But you're his father.
441
00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:47,006
So just get in there.
442
00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:49,309
I know you'll be able
to figure it out.
443
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:50,743
You can do this.
444
00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:53,213
Now, go.
445
00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:54,214
All right.
446
00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:55,382
Hold on.
447
00:16:58,118 --> 00:16:59,919
Okay.
448
00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:03,156
Mom,
449
00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:04,723
I have a proposal for you.
450
00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:06,492
Now, before you start
poking holes in it,
451
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,060
I'd like you to hear me out.
452
00:17:08,095 --> 00:17:10,063
All I want is
no more school
453
00:17:10,097 --> 00:17:11,830
and no more big boy clothes.
454
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:14,101
I'd liked to be bathed
and rocked before I go to sleep
455
00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:15,702
and have all my
food mashed up.
456
00:17:15,734 --> 00:17:18,003
In return,
I'll be adorable and...
457
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,939
Are you wearing a diaper?
458
00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:22,742
I want you to know
my level of commitment.
459
00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:29,282
LOIS:
Oh, my God!
460
00:17:29,316 --> 00:17:30,783
Stevie!
461
00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:33,786
Stevie, where are you, son?
I want to...
462
00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:39,192
Come on.
463
00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:40,727
For God's sake, son,
464
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,529
what are you
doing out here?
465
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:43,930
You're soaking wet.
466
00:17:43,963 --> 00:17:47,534
At last you tell me the truth
about something.
467
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:50,303
Son, I know you've
had a terrible shock,
468
00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:52,605
and you need your father
to get you through this.
469
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,475
Well, that's not
going to happen
470
00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:58,511
because your daddy
is a weak, weak man.
471
00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:05,252
Son, what your mother
did to you was horrible.
472
00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:07,754
And what I did to you
wasn't any better.
473
00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:09,422
I'm sorry.
474
00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:12,091
Keep going.
475
00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:14,161
Stevie, I know
your whole life
476
00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:16,796
you've had to face
tremendous adversity.
477
00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:18,064
You've shown more courage
478
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:20,933
than I've had any
right to expect.
479
00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:23,936
And now you're going to
have to show even more.
480
00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:26,839
I know it's not fair,
481
00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:29,176
but believe me,
you can do this.
482
00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:32,111
I've learned to be amazed
when it comes to you.
483
00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:35,081
And if it helps, I promise
I'll always be there.
484
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:41,321
Frightened and full
of denial, but there.
485
00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:49,329
Let's go... home.
486
00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:54,501
I'll catch...
I didn't mean to!
487
00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:56,002
You better...
It was a joke!
488
00:18:56,035 --> 00:18:58,271
You're making it
worse!
I'm a big boy!
489
00:18:58,305 --> 00:19:00,173
Okay, you drive to the hoop.
490
00:19:00,207 --> 00:19:02,008
When they double-team you,
kick it out to me,
491
00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:03,142
and I'll take the shot.
492
00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:06,145
I'll... take the shot.
493
00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:09,949
I don't... have a mom.
494
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,518
Okay, that's
the third time today
495
00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:12,719
you've played
the "mom card."
496
00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:15,722
Get... used to it.
497
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:17,990
Hey, jackass,
498
00:19:18,024 --> 00:19:19,792
think it's a big joke
to be in a wheelchair?
499
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,228
No, no, no, this
is real, you know.
500
00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:22,662
I was in a... oh!
501
00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:26,399
Ow! Oh!
502
00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:32,239
LOIS:
October 17.
503
00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:35,074
I kept my mouth shut
around Jason for a whole week,
504
00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:37,510
and he asked me out.
505
00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:40,146
I will never go back
to the old me.
No!
506
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,548
Something wrong?
507
00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:42,815
Do you think it's right
508
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,317
to totally change
who you are
509
00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:46,253
and turn your back
on everything you believe in
510
00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:48,521
just to impress a hot guy?
511
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:51,758
Burt Reynolds hot or Sting hot?
512
00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:52,892
Forget it.
513
00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:56,162
JASON: So then we put in
dual exhaust,
514
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,097
and now the thing
just flies.
515
00:19:58,130 --> 00:20:00,733
I got it up to 130 miles
an hour last night.
516
00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:02,168
Mm-hmm.
517
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,370
I like talking to you.
518
00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:04,771
You're a good listener.
519
00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:07,206
So we're all going
to ditch class on Friday.
520
00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:09,542
Dave's dad is out of town.
521
00:20:09,576 --> 00:20:11,544
We're going to borrow
his speedboat.
522
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,382
So do you want to?
523
00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:17,183
Okay, that's got to stop.
Huh?
524
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,085
I'm trying to be nice
and not criticize,
525
00:20:19,118 --> 00:20:20,753
but I just have
to say that
526
00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:24,023
that is the most filthy,
disgusting habit I've ever seen.
527
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:26,058
Yes! That's my girl.
528
00:20:26,092 --> 00:20:27,627
Someone's gonna
lean against that
529
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:29,929
and get it stuck to
their clothes, but do you care?
530
00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:31,764
No, because you're nothing
but a self-absorbed,
531
00:20:31,798 --> 00:20:34,567
inconsiderate slob.
532
00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:36,235
I'm sorry.
533
00:20:36,269 --> 00:20:38,538
Wow.
534
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:41,374
I love how you're so passionate
about ecology and stuff.
535
00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:42,409
Really?
536
00:20:42,442 --> 00:20:43,410
Yeah.
537
00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:44,577
It's cool.
538
00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:48,114
I could hardly breathe.
539
00:20:48,147 --> 00:20:51,017
I knew he was going to kiss me.
540
00:20:58,858 --> 00:21:01,127
You are so hot.
541
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:02,695
So are you.
542
00:21:04,331 --> 00:21:05,898
LOIS:
Reese!
543
00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:09,235
I thought I told you
to take out the...
544
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,837
What are you doing
with my old diary?
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