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Uncle Archie, quick,
turn on the television,
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where is he?
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He's in the kitchen
giving the cook a hard time.
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What do you want here, kiddo?
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Turn on the television.
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No.
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Look, I told you once.
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I told you 20 times,
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the menus is my business.
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Well, I ain't okay in this menu.
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Wait a minute now,
just a minute.
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Why not?
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Because she's putting her name
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on one of the specials here,
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Filet of Sole Veronica.
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- I saw that.
- That's Veronique.
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That means "with grapes."
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It adds class, pal.
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Please, let me decide
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what's class around here.
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You know as much about class
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as Jackie Onassis
knows about food stamps.
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Ah.
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- Won't anybody listen to me?
- Yes. What is it?
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Uncle Archie,
turn on the television
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quick on channel two.
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It's "The Phil Farrell Show."
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The guest star is a friend
of uncle Archie.
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A friend of Archie is on TV?
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- Nah.
- That's impossible.
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The only friends he has
are right here.
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Yeah.
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It's Sammy Davis Jr.
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Sammy Davis Jr.?
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- Oh, no.
- Wait a minute.
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Archie knows Sammy.
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What's this I hear?
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Sammy Davis on TV?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Barney says that you know him.
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Is that true?
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Certainly it's true.
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He happens to be a very
close friend of mine.
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Sammy Davis is a close
friend of yours?
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Don't make me laugh.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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- Hey, listen.
- Hey, listen there, huh,
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- Sammy Davis Jr.
- Once kissed me in my house.
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Were the lights on?
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He's on channel two.
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All right, Harry, Harry,
go turn on channel two, huh?
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It's somewheres
between one and four.
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I was there
when Sammy kissed him.
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Phil:
Ladies and gentlemen,
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if you have a question
for Sammy,
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the number to call is 555-9345.
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Now, we'll be right back
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after these messages.
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Harry:
Oh, we don't need commercials.
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Stephanie:
Go ahead, uncle Archie, call.
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- No. No.
- Go ahead.
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Go ahead, Archie,
go ask him a question.
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- Yeah.
- I don't need to know nothing.
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Ask him if being short
helps his tap dancing.
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- Sure it does.
- Everybody knows that.
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Both:
We do?
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Well, sure.
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It takes brains
to tap dance good.
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And if you're short like Sammy,
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your brains is closer
to your feet.
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Did it ever occur to you
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how stupid you are?
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Hey, come on,
Mr. Big shot.
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- Go ahead.
- Call the man.
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Get a free plug on TV.
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No. It ain't fair for me
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to tie up the line
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when Sam wants to talk
to all the little people.
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Hey, Archie,
I'm gonna make it
interesting for you.
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I'm gonna bet you 10 bucks
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that he doesn't remember you.
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Now, call him up.
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Ten bucks?
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Ten bucks.
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Okay. Youse all
heard that, huh?
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All right. Yeah. Yeah.
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You're on. You're on,
buddy, you're on.
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Go ahead. Don't forget
to plug the restaurant.
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Oh yeah, and mention
my name, Veronique.
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Oh, geez.
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What's the number again, eh?
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555-9345.
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- Okay.
- Hey, mention me too, Arch.
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He might remember me.
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- Why?
- Did he kiss you too?
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Only me, only me.
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Hey, you know something?
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It would really be terrific
if he did drop in.
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You know, the last time
I was close to a star
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was when I was waiting tables
at Gustafeste's Grotto.
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I spilled hot minestrone
on George Raft's lap.
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Oh, did he slug you?
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No. George is a gentleman.
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He slugged Gustafeste.
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Hello.
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Put me right through
to Sammy Davis Jr., huh?
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I'm a very good friend of his.
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I met him twice,
even in my house.
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- Yes. All right.
- I'll wait. I'll wait.
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All right. He told me
to hold the phone here.
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- I'm gonna be next on the line.
- Harry: Hey, he's back on.
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Murray:
All right. We'll see, yeah.
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Man:
Wasn't it you in the theater
in New York?
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Yeah, uh, Mr. Wonderful.
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- Man: Oh, yeah.
- Wasn't that the story of your life?
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Oh, no.
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Man:
Didn't you go on
to play Idi Amin?
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No. I only do singers
and dancers.
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Thank you for calling anyway.
Goodbye.
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Hello. You're on the line
with Sammy Davis Jr.
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- Oh, is that me?
- Hey, hello.
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Hello, hey, Sammy.
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Hey, Sammy, you remember me?
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No. You wanna
give me a hint?
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Hey, don't you recognize
me here, huh?
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Sammy, I drove you once
in my cab.
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You left your briefcase
in there,
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then you had to come
pick it up at my house.
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I'm sorry.
It doesn't ring a bell.
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Oh. Hey, you sat
in my living room.
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We had a nice long talk.
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Still doesn't ring a bell.
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Oh, come on, Sam.
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You sat in my chair there,
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and I treated you
like any regular American.
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Ding dong.
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Archie Bunker.
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Phil: Sammy,
you've quite a memory.
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Well, when it comes
to meeting Archie Bunker,
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you remember him
for the rest of your life.
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You carry him with you,
it's like a...
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Like a surgical scar.
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I feel the same way
about you, Sammy.
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Thank you, Arch.
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Hey, what are you doing now,
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still driving a cab?
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Oh, no, I'm into
something else, Sammy.
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I own a bar and grill now.
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I wish you could see
this joint here.
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We cater to all colors,
creeds, and minorities.
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And you're at least two of them.
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Well, Archie,
unfortunately like always,
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my schedule is very, very heavy.
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Tell him the address,
the address.
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Leave me alone here.
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The cook, mention the cook.
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Shut up.
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Huh?
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Archie:
Oh, no, not you, Sammy.
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I was talking
to a bag lady here.
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If you ever had the time,
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it'd be wonderful
if you turned up here.
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I'll give you the address.
5279 at Northern Boulevard.
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- Queens.
- Yeah.
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It's in... it's in Queens, Sammy.
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Yeah. It's Archie Bunker's
Place, ask anybody.
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Hey, Sam, I got a little girl
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here who's dying to talk to you.
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It's my little niece, okay?
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Sammy:
Oh, of course.
Put her on, Archie.
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Archie:
Yeah. Here, here.
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Oh, go ahead.
Go ahead, talk. Talk.
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Hey, tell him you're Jewish,
he'll like that.
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Hi, Mr. Davis.
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Sammy:
Hello, darling.
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How old are you?
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I'm 10.
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- Archie:
Tell him. Tell him.
- And I'm Jewish.
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You're what?
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Stephanie:
I'm Jewish.
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I saw you on TV from Las Vegas.
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You were great.
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Thank you, darling.
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Let me get this straight.
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You're Archie Bunker's niece,
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and you're Jewish?
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Stephanie:
It's a long story.
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I got no place to go.
You tell it to me.
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Phil:
Sam, we got other calls.
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This story
I've got to hear, Phil.
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And the nice people
will wait, I know.
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Go ahead, darling.
Tell it all to me.
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Well, my aunt Edith
told me that I'm her
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and uncle Archie's niece
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by a marriage of her second
cousin-in-law,
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once removed to my mother,
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who is Jewish, in that relation.
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That certainly makes sense.
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Archie, I think I can find
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a little time to come over
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and see you and see the place.
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Besides, there's somebody
that I know
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that I want you to meet,
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and I want them to meet you.
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Tell him he can bring
anybody he wants.
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You can bring anybody you want.
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- Archie: Yeah. Yeah.
- Anybody you want, Sammy.
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Murray:
Here, here, here,
here try this.
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Archie:
Oh, give me... give me the phone.
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Sammy, you can bring
anybody you want,
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irregardless of complexion,
if you follow my meaning.
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I follow your meaning, Archie.
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And do me a favor,
Arch, if you will,
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would you give me a couple
of spaces for my limousine?
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Archie:
Oh, you got it, Sam.
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And we'll be over early
in the evening.
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Thanks for calling.
Goodbye, Archie.
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Archie:
Goodbye, Sammy.
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- Phil: Hello.
- You're on the line with Sammy Davis Jr.
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Wow. He's coming over.
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Oh, boy, well, isn't that...
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Well, isn't that nice talking
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to Sammy Davis Jr.?
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Yeah. You're damn right
it was nice.
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And it was nice earning $10
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while I was doing it.
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What do you mean?
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Give it up.
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I wonder who he's gonna
bring with him.
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Maybe Dean Martin.
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Oh, wouldn't that be nice
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if Dean Martin passed out
on our floor, huh?
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Hey, do you know
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that that could make this joint?
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Well, now, everything all right?
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- How's it going?
- Oh, fine.
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Oh, beautiful, beautiful.
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You know, we were kind of hoping
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we'd run into Sammy Davis
here tonight.
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Well, there's a chance.
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Are you the Archie Bunker
that he talked to on the show?
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No, no, no, honey.
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Archie Bunker is the man
that seated us.
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This is the guy
that brought us from
the back of the bar.
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Enjoy.
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I'm so excited about
Sammy Davis coming here.
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Yeah. Yeah. I know.
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God, can't you get rid
of that earring?
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I got dressed for our guest.
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Listen, if you wanna be
a pirate,
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get yourself a wooden leg.
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And if you wanna be
Marlene Dietrich,
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get another earring
and a lamp post.
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Is that Sammy Davis Jr.?
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Well, it ain't Ruby Begonia.
256
00:10:53,119 --> 00:10:54,754
Sammy. Sammy.
257
00:10:54,854 --> 00:10:56,522
How nice it is to see you.
258
00:10:56,622 --> 00:10:57,899
- Nice to see you, Archie.
- Oh, geez.
259
00:10:57,923 --> 00:11:00,693
Sammy Davis, you really showed.
260
00:11:00,793 --> 00:11:02,261
Oh, boy.
261
00:11:02,361 --> 00:11:04,030
You know, you're cute
even in person.
262
00:11:04,130 --> 00:11:06,108
Well, thank you. I like
to think of myself sometimes
263
00:11:06,132 --> 00:11:09,435
as a well-done Robert Redford.
264
00:11:09,535 --> 00:11:10,670
Okay. Say hello to him.
265
00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:17,243
Mr. Davis, I am one
of your biggest fans.
266
00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:18,387
Can I just shake your hand?
267
00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:20,112
Well, of course you can, my man.
268
00:11:20,212 --> 00:11:22,882
Hey, I dig your earring.
269
00:11:22,982 --> 00:11:24,016
Why, thank you.
270
00:11:24,116 --> 00:11:26,385
Some people think men
shouldn't wear them.
271
00:11:26,485 --> 00:11:28,988
Well, they used to say
the same thing about my rings.
272
00:11:29,088 --> 00:11:32,158
Hey, Sammy, I admire
gorgeous jewelry
273
00:11:32,258 --> 00:11:33,826
on certain men, you know,
274
00:11:33,926 --> 00:11:37,430
but fly away, huh, Fred?
275
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:39,799
It's nice to see that
you appreciate people, Archie,
276
00:11:39,899 --> 00:11:41,067
for what they are.
277
00:11:41,167 --> 00:11:43,669
Sammy,
you know, you got to move
with this world, right?
278
00:11:43,769 --> 00:11:45,071
Hey, come on in.
Come on in.
279
00:11:45,171 --> 00:11:47,073
Make yourself at home.
I want you to sit down.
280
00:11:47,173 --> 00:11:48,917
- Hey, get a chair for him there.
- -Hey, get him a chair.
281
00:11:48,941 --> 00:11:50,776
Get back all of youse, huh?
282
00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:53,846
Get back.
Geez, don't crowd around here.
283
00:11:53,946 --> 00:11:56,082
- Yeah, now.
- Hey, stay where youse are,
284
00:11:56,182 --> 00:11:58,050
all of youse, huh?
285
00:11:58,150 --> 00:11:59,494
I want you to hang in
with me on this,
286
00:11:59,518 --> 00:12:01,654
because you're gonna get
some wild Americano
287
00:12:01,754 --> 00:12:02,754
laid on you down here.
288
00:12:02,822 --> 00:12:03,823
I'm getting it.
289
00:12:03,923 --> 00:12:04,923
Ah.
290
00:12:04,990 --> 00:12:06,258
Oh, by the way, everybody,
291
00:12:06,358 --> 00:12:07,927
this is Olivia Belladonna.
292
00:12:08,027 --> 00:12:09,729
- How do you do?
- Hi. Yeah.
293
00:12:09,829 --> 00:12:11,097
She follows me around.
294
00:12:11,197 --> 00:12:12,465
She follow... what is she, Sam,
295
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:13,899
one of your "gropies"?
296
00:12:15,167 --> 00:12:16,167
No.
297
00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:17,369
She's doing an article.
298
00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:18,470
Oh.
299
00:12:18,537 --> 00:12:20,906
Racial attitudes in America.
300
00:12:21,006 --> 00:12:24,110
And I figured that you were
one person, Archie,
301
00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:26,045
that Olivia had to meet.
302
00:12:26,145 --> 00:12:27,213
Ah.
303
00:12:27,313 --> 00:12:28,657
Now, where is that
little niece of yours?
304
00:12:28,681 --> 00:12:30,950
Oh, oh, Sam, she's due here
any minute now.
305
00:12:31,050 --> 00:12:32,318
- Oh, good.
- Hey, look at this,
306
00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:33,953
the press is covering us here.
307
00:12:34,053 --> 00:12:36,021
- Oh, yeah.
- What paper do you work for?
308
00:12:36,122 --> 00:12:37,122
Freelance.
309
00:12:37,189 --> 00:12:39,658
I've never read that one.
310
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,293
No. I work for myself.
311
00:12:41,393 --> 00:12:42,828
I sell to anyone.
312
00:12:42,928 --> 00:12:45,097
Oh, well. Hey, listen,
you get your facts straight,
313
00:12:45,197 --> 00:12:46,832
keep your stories honest there,
314
00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:49,201
and you could sell
to the "National Enquirer."
315
00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:52,638
- Hello there, Sam.
- Barney Hefner.
316
00:12:52,738 --> 00:12:54,240
Oh, pleased to meet you.
317
00:12:54,340 --> 00:12:56,375
Oh, we've met before.
318
00:12:56,475 --> 00:12:57,595
I'm sorry, I don't remember.
319
00:12:57,643 --> 00:12:59,545
- Oh, sure.
- We met at Archie's house.
320
00:12:59,645 --> 00:13:01,413
- He's my closest friend.
- Oh.
321
00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:03,349
My dog even uses his lawn.
322
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,319
- That's close.
- Yeah.
323
00:13:07,419 --> 00:13:11,557
Do you know
how disgusting that is?
324
00:13:11,657 --> 00:13:12,792
Hey, Arch, come on.
325
00:13:12,892 --> 00:13:15,094
Oh, my partner's here,
Sammy, my partner.
326
00:13:15,194 --> 00:13:16,195
Hello Sammy.
327
00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:17,630
Murray Klein.
328
00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:19,999
My pleasure.
Murray Klein?
329
00:13:20,099 --> 00:13:21,133
Yes.
330
00:13:21,233 --> 00:13:22,234
A landsman?
331
00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:27,406
What the hell is a landsman?
332
00:13:27,506 --> 00:13:29,542
Well,
that's like a Jewish
soul brother.
333
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,277
Oh. Oh, yeah.
334
00:13:31,377 --> 00:13:33,579
So, you're his partner, huh?
335
00:13:33,679 --> 00:13:35,414
Yes.
336
00:13:35,514 --> 00:13:38,651
Sometimes I even
surprise myself.
337
00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:40,586
A Jewish partner.
338
00:13:40,686 --> 00:13:42,154
Yeah.
339
00:13:42,254 --> 00:13:44,990
Your story's getting better
all the time.
340
00:13:45,090 --> 00:13:46,368
- Mr. D, excuse me.
- Sammy: Yes?
341
00:13:46,392 --> 00:13:48,427
The next plane leaves
at 9:47.
342
00:13:48,527 --> 00:13:49,562
Thank you, babe.
343
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,997
- Sammy?
- I'm going to Vegas.
344
00:13:52,097 --> 00:13:53,532
Oh, Sammy, please, hey geez.
345
00:13:53,632 --> 00:13:55,501
Don't flash the gems around
346
00:13:55,601 --> 00:13:56,769
too much, you know.
347
00:13:56,869 --> 00:13:58,571
I mean, I can't even vouch
348
00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,973
for some of the white
people in here.
349
00:14:03,375 --> 00:14:05,044
- Mr. Davis.
- What?
350
00:14:05,144 --> 00:14:07,479
As a token
of my admiration for you,
351
00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:09,381
I'm gonna let you try
one of my specials.
352
00:14:09,481 --> 00:14:11,016
Well, thank you very, very much.
353
00:14:11,116 --> 00:14:13,152
Sammy, this is Veronica,
our chef.
354
00:14:13,252 --> 00:14:14,286
How do you do?
355
00:14:14,386 --> 00:14:16,288
- Pleased to meet you...
- No, I'm pleased.
356
00:14:16,388 --> 00:14:18,591
But, as you can see,
I'm on a diet.
357
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:20,526
Eat it. Eat it, Sammy.
358
00:14:20,626 --> 00:14:22,628
Yeah. To have you eat
something I cook
359
00:14:22,728 --> 00:14:24,029
would give me such a thrill.
360
00:14:24,129 --> 00:14:26,765
Yeah. Yeah. Just give it
a little taste, Sammy.
361
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:29,201
You know, she don't get
many thrills.
362
00:14:29,301 --> 00:14:31,337
- All right.
- For you, darling.
363
00:14:31,437 --> 00:14:33,572
- Mr. Davis.
- Yeah?
364
00:14:34,907 --> 00:14:37,443
I love you.
365
00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:38,820
Well, I don't deserve
that, darling,
366
00:14:38,844 --> 00:14:39,844
but thank you very much.
367
00:14:39,912 --> 00:14:41,413
We just wanted to meet you.
368
00:14:41,513 --> 00:14:42,513
Where is your hand?
369
00:14:42,581 --> 00:14:45,451
Right under my rings.
370
00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:48,387
Hey.
371
00:14:48,487 --> 00:14:51,290
- Just look at them.
- Don't eat them.
372
00:14:52,992 --> 00:14:56,028
Hmm, this is delicious.
373
00:14:56,128 --> 00:14:57,129
What is it?
374
00:14:57,229 --> 00:14:58,264
Oh, Swiss steak.
375
00:14:58,364 --> 00:15:00,633
Two bites and you start
to yodel.
376
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,201
Well, I better take
another bite then
377
00:15:02,301 --> 00:15:04,036
because I don't wanna yodel,
378
00:15:04,136 --> 00:15:05,804
I wanna sing straight.
379
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,007
It's really good,
it's been marinating.
380
00:15:08,107 --> 00:15:10,376
We ain't interested
in what the cow was doing
381
00:15:10,476 --> 00:15:12,144
before you cooked it.
382
00:15:14,546 --> 00:15:15,814
- Arch?
- What's the matter?
383
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,516
- You all right? Huh?
- Mr. Davis?
384
00:15:17,616 --> 00:15:19,227
- I think... oh, he's choking.
- Sammy, what happened?
385
00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:20,362
- Oh, my God.
- Sammy, talk to me.
386
00:15:20,386 --> 00:15:21,787
Mr. Davis, don't choke.
387
00:15:21,887 --> 00:15:23,127
Hey, don't pat him on the back.
388
00:15:23,155 --> 00:15:24,875
- Don't him.
- Don't you tell me what to do.
389
00:15:25,991 --> 00:15:27,035
- Stop talking and do something.
- Stand back. Stand back.
390
00:15:27,059 --> 00:15:28,294
Oh, my God.
391
00:15:28,394 --> 00:15:30,529
Oh, Sammy, don't move,
and don't worry.
392
00:15:30,629 --> 00:15:32,064
And for God's sakes, don't die.
393
00:15:32,164 --> 00:15:33,299
Here, just a minute.
394
00:15:33,399 --> 00:15:34,399
Get back. Get back.
395
00:15:34,466 --> 00:15:36,402
One, two, three.
396
00:15:36,502 --> 00:15:37,502
Sammy:
Ugh!
397
00:15:37,569 --> 00:15:38,569
Barney:
Oh, he's okay.
398
00:15:38,637 --> 00:15:39,637
- Yeah.
- He's all right.
399
00:15:39,705 --> 00:15:40,973
He's all right.
400
00:15:44,243 --> 00:15:46,512
And let's hear it
for our hero, Archie.
401
00:15:50,649 --> 00:15:52,985
- Hey, Sam.
- What's the matter?
402
00:15:53,085 --> 00:15:55,120
- Sam, what's the matter?
- What?
403
00:15:55,220 --> 00:15:59,091
I think the mashugana
cracked some of my ribs.
404
00:16:04,863 --> 00:16:06,265
Veronica:
Come on, Archie.
405
00:16:06,365 --> 00:16:07,475
Archie:
We shouldn't do this.
406
00:16:07,499 --> 00:16:08,944
Veronica:
You owe him one. You got to.
407
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,679
- Murray: Come on now. Come on.
- Why don't youse two go
and see him?
408
00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:11,703
He don't wanna see me.
409
00:16:11,770 --> 00:16:12,871
Stay right here.
410
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,974
Mr. Davis, where is he?
411
00:16:15,074 --> 00:16:17,609
- Are you friends of Mr. Davis?
- Friends? Of course.
412
00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:18,887
You know, if it wasn't
for this man,
413
00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:21,547
Mr. Davis wouldn't be
where he is today.
414
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:24,616
♪ I'm a fool I are
415
00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:27,453
♪ To go to Archie's bar
416
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:29,821
Woman:
Okay, Mr. D,
417
00:16:29,888 --> 00:16:31,690
your reservations are all set.
418
00:16:31,790 --> 00:16:33,092
Groovy.
419
00:16:33,192 --> 00:16:35,294
Open that up, Bryce, will you?
420
00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:39,031
- Hey, welcome.
- Come on in. Entree.
421
00:16:39,131 --> 00:16:40,699
Hey, Sammy, how do you feel?
422
00:16:40,799 --> 00:16:41,834
Oh, I'm hurt.
423
00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:43,135
I'm getting out of here.
424
00:16:43,235 --> 00:16:45,137
No, you're not,
you're gonna talk to him.
425
00:16:45,237 --> 00:16:46,839
Come on.
Face him now.
426
00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:49,441
Hi there, sis.
427
00:16:49,541 --> 00:16:52,144
Mr. Davis, I am real sorry
that my Swiss steak
428
00:16:52,244 --> 00:16:53,445
put you in the hospital.
429
00:16:53,545 --> 00:16:54,856
It was supposed to stick
to your ribs,
430
00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:56,815
not break them.
431
00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,618
It was delicious.
432
00:16:59,718 --> 00:17:02,421
And beside, Veronica,
it's not your fault.
433
00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:04,023
It's not Murray's fault.
434
00:17:04,123 --> 00:17:05,858
Ah.
435
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,929
Tell him what I told you.
436
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,498
How, uh, what did you tell me?
437
00:17:12,598 --> 00:17:14,233
Tell him that you feel bad.
438
00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:16,201
I feel very bad, Sam.
439
00:17:16,301 --> 00:17:18,470
He thinks you're going
to sue him, Mr. Davis.
440
00:17:18,570 --> 00:17:20,339
No, he doesn't.
441
00:17:20,439 --> 00:17:22,374
Yes, I do.
442
00:17:23,575 --> 00:17:25,411
Oh, come on, Arch.
443
00:17:25,511 --> 00:17:27,112
Why would I sue you?
444
00:17:27,212 --> 00:17:28,914
After all, you save my life.
445
00:17:29,014 --> 00:17:30,516
He cracked your ribs.
446
00:17:30,616 --> 00:17:31,616
We don't know.
447
00:17:31,650 --> 00:17:33,318
The X-rays ain't back yet.
448
00:17:33,419 --> 00:17:36,221
And when he finally found
the right place to squeeze,
449
00:17:36,321 --> 00:17:38,157
he stopped Sammy from choking.
450
00:17:38,257 --> 00:17:39,525
Archie:
That's is right.
451
00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:41,193
And if Sammy had chocked there,
452
00:17:41,293 --> 00:17:43,495
he would've been one dead...
453
00:17:43,595 --> 00:17:46,331
Hey!
454
00:17:46,432 --> 00:17:48,200
Superstar.
455
00:17:49,601 --> 00:17:50,645
Now, what the hell of a word
456
00:17:50,669 --> 00:17:52,638
did you think I was gonna use?
457
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:54,098
You don't expect me
say it, do you?
458
00:17:54,173 --> 00:17:55,173
Say what?
459
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:58,143
Spade, Sammy. Spade.
460
00:18:00,179 --> 00:18:01,280
A word I ain't used
461
00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:03,749
since I last seen Sammy, right?
462
00:18:03,849 --> 00:18:05,350
Yeah.
463
00:18:05,451 --> 00:18:08,220
I remember.
464
00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:10,255
How are we feeling,
Mr. Davis?
465
00:18:10,355 --> 00:18:12,691
We're feeling fine,
Nurse Wilson.
466
00:18:12,791 --> 00:18:14,726
I see someone set us up.
467
00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:16,662
Yes, one of the other
nurses did that.
468
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:18,997
And took us
to the little boys room.
469
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,800
I'm afraid I did that myself.
470
00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:23,836
I'd like you to meet
some friends of mine.
471
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:28,006
This is Veronica who almost
gave me my last meal.
472
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,408
And this is Murray Klein.
473
00:18:29,508 --> 00:18:30,508
- Hello, hi.
- Hi.
474
00:18:30,576 --> 00:18:33,145
And this is Archie Bunker.
475
00:18:33,245 --> 00:18:35,080
Yeah. Hi.
Are you sure youse people here
476
00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:37,349
at the hospital are giving
Sammy all he needs?
477
00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:40,052
Are you the honky
who wasted Sammy?
478
00:18:43,088 --> 00:18:45,791
She called me a honky, Sammy.
479
00:18:45,891 --> 00:18:48,160
Yes, I heard her.
480
00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:49,928
What did the X-ray show?
481
00:18:50,028 --> 00:18:51,430
They show no break,
Mr. Davis.
482
00:18:51,530 --> 00:18:52,631
Oh, good.
483
00:18:52,731 --> 00:18:54,375
Now you just wait
until the doctor comes in.
484
00:18:54,399 --> 00:18:56,068
He wants to put
a little tape around you,
485
00:18:56,168 --> 00:18:57,269
just for comfort.
486
00:18:57,369 --> 00:18:59,638
Good. And thank you
very much, Nurse Wilson.
487
00:18:59,738 --> 00:19:02,708
- Sure.
- Jeez, honky. That ain't nice.
488
00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:05,277
What is she so sore about?
489
00:19:05,377 --> 00:19:06,745
The way you talked to her.
490
00:19:06,845 --> 00:19:08,080
Huh?
491
00:19:08,180 --> 00:19:10,382
She's indignant
because blacks
who have it made
492
00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:11,984
are treated with great respect,
493
00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:15,220
as supposed to average blacks
with average jobs,
494
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:19,491
and in spite of the strides
made by some blacks,
495
00:19:19,591 --> 00:19:21,360
the pervading attitude
in this country
496
00:19:21,460 --> 00:19:24,530
is still selective
discrimination.
497
00:19:27,533 --> 00:19:30,369
Geez, I didn't hear
the nurse say all of that.
498
00:19:31,703 --> 00:19:33,205
That's what she feels.
499
00:19:33,305 --> 00:19:34,873
It's obvious.
500
00:19:34,973 --> 00:19:36,008
Wait a minute.
501
00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:38,544
It's the same
for white people too.
502
00:19:38,644 --> 00:19:39,945
Ain't it, Sammy?
503
00:19:40,045 --> 00:19:41,413
Uh, I mean to say,
504
00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:44,550
people treat Dean Martin
way better than they treat
505
00:19:44,650 --> 00:19:47,319
an ordinary drunk, don't they?
506
00:19:49,054 --> 00:19:50,989
- True.
- There.
507
00:19:51,089 --> 00:19:52,257
And don't forget, miss,
508
00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:54,826
Sammy was invited to his house.
509
00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:57,596
But would
he invite someone
like Nurse Wilson?
510
00:19:57,696 --> 00:20:01,033
Well, yes, certainly,
if I needed a nurse.
511
00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:04,136
You invited Sammy Davis
because he's a star.
512
00:20:04,236 --> 00:20:06,405
He was born
with a special talent.
513
00:20:06,505 --> 00:20:07,739
Damn right he was.
514
00:20:07,839 --> 00:20:09,841
And lucky to have it too.
515
00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:12,611
Hey, I mean, how many
little black kids
516
00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:15,447
can grow up to be the world's
greatest entertainer
517
00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:18,317
because they was too short
to play basketball.
518
00:20:22,521 --> 00:20:25,157
Mr. Bunker,
I haven't heard you say,
519
00:20:25,257 --> 00:20:27,693
one thing all day
that wasn't racist
520
00:20:27,793 --> 00:20:30,362
from start to finish.
521
00:20:30,462 --> 00:20:32,422
You wanna hear me say something
that ain't racist?
522
00:20:32,464 --> 00:20:34,399
What? -
523
00:20:36,034 --> 00:20:37,636
I'll leave it
to Mr. Davis,
524
00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:39,671
am I right or wrong?
525
00:20:41,473 --> 00:20:44,576
Well, you're right
about what he said,
526
00:20:44,676 --> 00:20:47,679
but you might be wrong
about what he is.
527
00:20:47,779 --> 00:20:50,215
- Oh, come on.
- Do you wanna listen to this?
528
00:20:50,315 --> 00:20:51,683
No, no, no.
Put that thing away.
529
00:20:51,783 --> 00:20:54,686
I was there when it all went
into the machine, remember?
530
00:20:54,786 --> 00:20:58,023
Look, let me put it
to you this way.
531
00:20:58,123 --> 00:21:01,260
That machine couldn't
possibly pick up
532
00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:03,762
the look in his eyes
533
00:21:03,862 --> 00:21:06,431
when we walked into that joint.
534
00:21:06,531 --> 00:21:09,968
Nor could that tape recorder
pick up the feeling that I felt
535
00:21:10,068 --> 00:21:11,937
when Archie took my hand
536
00:21:12,037 --> 00:21:14,339
and said, "Welcome Sammy."
537
00:21:14,439 --> 00:21:16,275
Now then, Mr. Davis,
538
00:21:16,375 --> 00:21:18,375
you take these pictures
to your doctor in Hollywood
539
00:21:18,410 --> 00:21:19,578
so he can look at them.
540
00:21:19,678 --> 00:21:20,679
Okay.
541
00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:22,281
- Hey, nurse.
- Hey, hey, just listen.
542
00:21:22,381 --> 00:21:23,382
Yes?
543
00:21:23,482 --> 00:21:25,450
Will you come to my house
for dinner?
544
00:21:25,550 --> 00:21:27,419
I might,
545
00:21:27,519 --> 00:21:30,022
if there was a famine
up in Harlem.
546
00:21:34,159 --> 00:21:37,362
Sammy, you know, my guy
has come a long way.
547
00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:39,131
- Yeah, yeah.
- He's right, Sammy.
548
00:21:39,231 --> 00:21:41,466
I mean, after all, I got
a Jewish partner.
549
00:21:41,566 --> 00:21:42,566
True.
550
00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:45,671
And he's got me too,
God help me.
551
00:21:45,771 --> 00:21:47,673
- But what are you?
- Are you Jewish?
552
00:21:47,773 --> 00:21:49,574
- No, Catholic.
- Oh.
553
00:21:49,675 --> 00:21:51,376
We had to hire one of them, Sam,
554
00:21:51,476 --> 00:21:53,345
you know, for looks.
555
00:21:55,247 --> 00:21:57,582
And he's got my nephew,
Fred, too.
556
00:21:57,683 --> 00:21:58,850
Oh, what's he?
557
00:21:58,950 --> 00:22:02,120
- Fred...
- Fred, can't... forget it.
558
00:22:02,220 --> 00:22:04,222
- Nothing in particular.
- Oh.
559
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:06,058
He wears earrings
and dances backwards.
560
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:08,360
Oh, geez.
561
00:22:08,460 --> 00:22:11,463
Well, thanks for all
your help, Mr. Davis.
562
00:22:11,563 --> 00:22:14,466
I'm off. I'll ring you
when I'm on the coast.
563
00:22:14,566 --> 00:22:16,411
All right. Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
564
00:22:16,435 --> 00:22:19,037
Would you like,
uh, a final quote?
565
00:22:19,137 --> 00:22:20,672
Love it.
566
00:22:20,772 --> 00:22:21,940
All right.
567
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:24,643
Now, I want you to look at me
when I talk to you
568
00:22:24,743 --> 00:22:25,987
because I got to tell
you something.
569
00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:28,547
Words alone don't make it.
570
00:22:28,647 --> 00:22:30,415
See, the older I get,
571
00:22:30,515 --> 00:22:31,983
the more I realize
572
00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:35,854
that it's not what a person
is that counts,
573
00:22:35,954 --> 00:22:39,024
it's what a person wants to be,
574
00:22:39,124 --> 00:22:40,492
can you dig it?
575
00:22:40,592 --> 00:22:42,294
I dig it.
576
00:22:42,394 --> 00:22:44,596
Uh-oh, my tape recorder
wasn't on,
577
00:22:44,696 --> 00:22:45,831
but that's okay.
578
00:22:45,931 --> 00:22:49,534
I've got the most important
stuff anyway.
579
00:22:49,634 --> 00:22:51,636
Ciao.
580
00:22:51,737 --> 00:22:55,140
Hey, lady, I hate
your little white hat.
581
00:22:57,542 --> 00:22:59,411
Hey, Sammy,
582
00:22:59,511 --> 00:23:02,581
how do you handle
somebody like that, huh?
583
00:23:02,681 --> 00:23:05,150
Very carefully, Murray.
584
00:23:05,250 --> 00:23:06,494
Stephanie:
Move it, move it, move it,
move it, move it.
585
00:23:06,518 --> 00:23:07,853
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey.
586
00:23:07,953 --> 00:23:10,055
What are youse
two doing in here?
587
00:23:10,155 --> 00:23:11,723
I didn't get
to meet Mr. Davis.
588
00:23:11,823 --> 00:23:13,267
I just had to show him
my new earring.
589
00:23:13,291 --> 00:23:15,460
Oh, help me Lord.
590
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:16,600
This is your niece, right?
591
00:23:16,661 --> 00:23:18,039
Yeah, that's Stephanie,
Stephanie. Yeah.
592
00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:19,998
- Stephanie, come on.
- Come up here.
593
00:23:20,098 --> 00:23:22,167
- Step up here.
- Sit there with me
594
00:23:22,267 --> 00:23:24,403
and give us a hug,
but be careful now.
595
00:23:24,503 --> 00:23:25,503
- Okay.
- Okay.
596
00:23:25,570 --> 00:23:27,906
There you go. Oh.
597
00:23:28,006 --> 00:23:30,575
Did you really kiss
my uncle Archie?
598
00:23:30,675 --> 00:23:32,744
Yes, I did, once.
599
00:23:32,844 --> 00:23:34,846
Once was enough, huh?
600
00:23:34,946 --> 00:23:36,581
Would you like
to see me do it again?
601
00:23:36,681 --> 00:23:39,885
- Yeah.
- Hold it. Hold it. Hold it.
602
00:23:39,985 --> 00:23:42,788
- Let him kiss you.
- No.
603
00:23:42,888 --> 00:23:43,955
Hey, what do you mean, no?
604
00:23:44,055 --> 00:23:46,324
Do you really mean, no?
605
00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:49,127
Sammy, look that way.
606
00:23:49,227 --> 00:23:52,464
Now, I ain't gonna
let you kiss me this time,
607
00:23:52,564 --> 00:23:54,800
because this time
608
00:23:54,900 --> 00:23:56,968
it's on me.
609
00:24:17,422 --> 00:24:17,454
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610
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00:24:17,588 --> 00:24:17,620
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