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Well, no matter
how many times I total it,
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the slip comes out the same.
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Business at the bar
last night was down.
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- All right.
- You told me that.
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Now, how much are we losing?
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I didn't say we were losing.
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Then what the hell
are you saying?
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I just said we were down.
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It's just like
your intelligence,
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it's there but it's down.
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Oh, I get it.
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Uh, but it even so,
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I don't put no faith
in no gizmo like this.
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It says made in Tijuana.
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Taiwan.
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Tijuana, Taiwan,
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it's all Puerto Rico.
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Hey, Arch.
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There's a guy here
who wants to see you.
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Oh, well, tell him to come back
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at 9:00 when we're open.
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Well, he says
he's an old school buddy,
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you know him well,
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so I let him in already.
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You let him in?
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Geez.
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This is probably some deadbeat,
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wants to put the arm
on me for a loan
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and he lets him in.
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- Yes, sir.
- What can I do for you?
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Archie Bunker.
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Do I know you?
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Don't you remember?
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Well, to tell you the truth,
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I, uh, I can't say that I do.
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Oh, Arch, you disappoint me.
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We were buddies
in high school together.
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- Are you sure?
- I went to Bryant High
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over in Long Island City.
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Yeah. And I sat in front
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of you during Homeroom.
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Phil Weber.
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Oh, Phil Weber.
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Oh, yeah.
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Geez, well, what the hell
happened to you?
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What do you mean?
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You used to be black.
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Black?
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No, I've always been white.
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Are you sure?
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Sure, I'm sure.
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Oh, I know what you mean.
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Yeah, there was another Weber...
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He was black.
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Oh, any relation?
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No.
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Uh, he spells his name
with two Bs.
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- Oh, that's it.
- Yeah.
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Well, uh, as you can see,
we ain't open yet,
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but, uh, uh,
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can we serve you anything?
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Yeah, a cup of coffee.
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Yeah, Harry, give us
a couple of cups of coffee, huh?
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- Coming up.
- Would you like a little, uh,
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bourbon eye-opener
with that, huh?
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Are you gonna have one with me?
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- Sure, sure.
- Yeah.
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Sure, thanks.
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This is my bartender
here, Harry Snowden.
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Hi, Harry.
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And coming up behind you there
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is my partner, Murray Klein.
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Murray, this is, uh,
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Phil Weber with one B,
he's white.
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That's right.
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Phil and me, we went
to Bryant High together.
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Yeah. Archie, I wanna
show you something.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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Remember this?
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Oh, for God's sakes,
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look at this,
the old high school
yearbook.
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Yeah, that was the year
we graduated, Arch.
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Oh, geez.
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Yeah, that's why I'm here.
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What do you mean?
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Well, I represent the committee
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for the class of 1940
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and they've chosen you,
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Archie Bunker,
to be our Man of the Year.
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- You?
- Me?
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- Him?
- Yeah.
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Why?
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Oh, hey, hey, come on, Phil.
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Hey, who put you up to this gag?
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There's no gag,
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you are the Man of the Year.
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We've chosen other men before,
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doctors, lawyers,
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you know, distinguished men.
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We always reach for the top.
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Now, you're reaching
for the bottom.
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They wanna be fair.
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- Come on, Arch.
- What do you say?
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- Uh, well...
- Arch,
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you'll have the time
of your life.
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And these
man-of-the-year things,
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well, they're great
for fundraising,
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and it's for an important cause.
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Yeah. Well, what is this
particular cause?
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A new organ for the high school.
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Organ?
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Yeah.
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Well, geez.
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It ain't often in a man's life
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he gets a chance to make
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such a classy donation.
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Maybe they could
name it after you.
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How do you mean?
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The Archie Bunker Organ.
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Uh, no, uh,
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I don't think
I wanna push my name
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out in front.
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Uh, I better leave
my organ monogamous.
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Yeah, Arch,
it's more stylish that way.
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Yeah. Uh, well,
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when would you guys
wanna hold this affair?
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On the 15th.
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Whereabouts?
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Well, we thought
of the high school gymnasium,
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but we can't
because we wanna serve booze.
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And, uh, we want a place
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large enough to make
a lot of money.
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You're talking about
making a lot of money,
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how do you go about it?
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Well, my fellow
committee members
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and myself, we sell tickets
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for $25 a shot,
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$10 goes to the house.
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And the rest goes to his organ?
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Yeah.
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Well, I guess that's
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only something I ought to do
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for my old alma ladder, huh?
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Arch, let me be
the first to toast
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to the Man of the Year.
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Yeah, sure.
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Hey.
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Now, all we got to do is, uh,
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find a place to hold it.
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Well, listen, couldn't
our large supply room...
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Sure.
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Wait a minute.
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Wait a minute.
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We can have it right here.
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Here, right?
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We can honor the Man of the Year
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in his own establishment.
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Could we do that?
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I don't know.
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We have to check
with the committee.
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They might go for it.
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Well, why not?
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Listen, Murray.
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Here, take my card
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and call me within the hour.
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Archie:
Hey, Veronica, open up.
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Just a minute, I got a new
telephone number here.
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What do you want?
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Listen, Thursday night the 15th,
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I want you to whip up
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a very special buffet.
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What's the occasion?
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The occasion
is my high school class
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is naming me Man of the Year.
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Hey, hey, hey,
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that ain't no joke.
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I know a joke when I see one.
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All I wanna know from you
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is what are you
gonna serve on Thursday?
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Thursday, I'll serve
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leftover corned beef hash
from Wednesday.
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These people ain't gonna
wanna eat no leftovers.
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They believe
you're Man of the Year,
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they'll swallow anything.
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They made him what?
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Man of the Year.
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Gee, that's neato.
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Veronica, que pasa?
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Senor Bunker...
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nominado por hombre del ano.
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That's what I said.
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Does anyone ever pick a woman
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to be Man of the Year?
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Only if she's the wife
of the president,
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or a starving nun in India,
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or the girlfriend
of a rock star.
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Do you think
we'll ever have
a woman president?
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Women don't elect presidents
in this country.
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Who does?
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Guys like your Uncle Archie.
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I guess it's hopeless.
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Hey, Stephie,
don't you ever give up.
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Remember, we women didn't
get the vote until 1920.
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Who did you vote for in 1920?
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Drink your milk.
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Phil Weber Enterprises.
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May I say who's calling, please?
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One moment, I'll see
if I can ring his office.
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It's Murray Klein.
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Hello, Murray?
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Hey, Phil.
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- What'd you hear?
- Well, I talked
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to the committee
and they thought
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it was a great idea.
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Hey, that is terrific.
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Listen, we'll get
the whole thing rolling
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and I'll see you Thursday.
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Right, Murray. Listen,
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it's gonna be a terrific affair.
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Bye-bye.
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Aah.
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Well, that's the last
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Man of the Year award
this month.
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Are they falling for it?
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They always do.
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Next week at this time,
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we'll be selling condos
in the Everglades.
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- Two Rye & Cokes, huh?
- Great night, Arch.
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Oh, hiya, George.
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Glad to see you.
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I wouldn't
have missed it
for the world.
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Oh, it's nice of you to come.
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Freddy, Freddy, over here.
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- Where do I pay?
- Right here.
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Oh.
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Twenty-five bucks.
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What's your name?
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Alfred.
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There you go, Al.
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- Thank you.
- Have a good time.
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Table, there's a table
in front of you.
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Easy, easy, fella.
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To tell you the truth,
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school was the saddest
time in my life.
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No, I went to Flushing.
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Hey, listen, Arch.
We're running real low
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on bourbon, rye, and vodka.
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So soon?
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What the hell time is it?
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Bourbon and water, please.
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It's, uh,
quarter past 9:00, Arch.
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Oh, Mr. Van,
it can't be.
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- I'm sure it is.
- Either that
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or somebody moved
the dots on my watch.
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All right.
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Frank, open a couple more cases.
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Frank:
All right.
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Murray:
Hey, Archie, huh.
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I never expected this, huh?
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Archie:
Uh-huh.
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Look at this,
they're still coming in.
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And this guy Phil Weber,
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he's really raking in
the dough over there.
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- Archie: Hiya there, Phil.
- How you doing, huh?
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To tell you the truth,
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I always felt
unwanted in school.
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Archie.
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Oh, God...
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Mariam Tightenscrew.
270
00:11:43,803 --> 00:11:45,404
Oh, it's Gilford now.
271
00:11:45,504 --> 00:11:46,806
Oh, uh, that's a...
272
00:11:46,906 --> 00:11:48,808
that's an improvement.
273
00:11:48,908 --> 00:11:50,710
You know Bernard,
don't you, Archie?
274
00:11:50,810 --> 00:11:51,911
Oh, you brought Bernard.
275
00:11:52,011 --> 00:11:54,146
- How are you, Arch?
- Bashful Bernard.
276
00:11:54,246 --> 00:11:55,848
Bashful?
277
00:11:55,948 --> 00:11:57,216
Why do you call him that?
278
00:11:57,316 --> 00:11:58,384
Well, let me tell her now.
279
00:11:58,484 --> 00:12:00,453
Bernard was the only guy,
280
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:01,921
who after gym class,
281
00:12:02,021 --> 00:12:03,889
he would never
take his underwear off
282
00:12:03,989 --> 00:12:05,624
in the showers.
283
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,660
We got married
right after graduation.
284
00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:08,928
- You did?
- Uh-huh.
285
00:12:09,028 --> 00:12:10,329
Did you guys have kids?
286
00:12:10,429 --> 00:12:11,564
Yeah, six.
287
00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:13,132
Six?
288
00:12:13,232 --> 00:12:14,300
Wow. Well, Bernard,
289
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,902
you finally
took off your underwear.
290
00:12:19,271 --> 00:12:20,406
All right. Hey, hey.
291
00:12:20,506 --> 00:12:21,841
When you're my age,
292
00:12:21,941 --> 00:12:24,019
you better hope you have
as many friends as this here.
293
00:12:24,043 --> 00:12:26,112
Would you believe
that all of these people here
294
00:12:26,212 --> 00:12:28,314
were my old classmates?
295
00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:30,983
Knowing you, I expected
a much older crowd.
296
00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:35,521
- There.
- Thank you.
297
00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:40,059
Hi, $25 please.
298
00:12:40,159 --> 00:12:42,328
Okay.
299
00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:43,896
You alone?
300
00:12:43,996 --> 00:12:44,996
Yeah.
301
00:12:47,299 --> 00:12:49,935
- Thank you.
- Where's Archie?
302
00:12:50,035 --> 00:12:51,403
He's around someplace.
303
00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:52,504
What's your name?
304
00:12:52,571 --> 00:12:54,607
Oh, he'll know me.
305
00:13:02,014 --> 00:13:04,183
No, I went to Groton.
306
00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:06,485
Hey, Archie.
307
00:13:06,585 --> 00:13:08,387
Archie:
Al, Al Witherspoon.
308
00:13:08,487 --> 00:13:09,487
How are you?
309
00:13:09,555 --> 00:13:11,457
Look at all ballplayers, huh.
310
00:13:11,557 --> 00:13:12,925
The whole infield.
311
00:13:13,025 --> 00:13:15,861
Oh, gee, the whole infield
all together again.
312
00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:17,963
Whatever happened
to the outfield?
313
00:13:18,063 --> 00:13:21,433
Struck out by that
big pitcher in the sky.
314
00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:22,668
Oh, geez. Well,
315
00:13:22,768 --> 00:13:25,938
that outfield never could hit.
316
00:13:26,038 --> 00:13:28,240
Archie, guess who.
317
00:13:28,340 --> 00:13:29,575
I can't guess.
318
00:13:29,675 --> 00:13:32,344
Bryant, Bryant you're a giant,
319
00:13:32,444 --> 00:13:35,047
B-R-Y, try, try, try,
320
00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:37,650
A-N-T for victory,
321
00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:40,152
- Bryant, Bryant, Bryant.
- All: Bryant, Bryant, Bryant!
322
00:13:44,924 --> 00:13:47,526
I bet you don't remember me.
323
00:13:47,626 --> 00:13:49,728
Oh, yes, I do, Margaret.
324
00:13:50,796 --> 00:13:52,731
How can I forget
the most beautiful
325
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,233
cheerleader of them all?
326
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:57,369
- Oh.
- Oh, God.
327
00:13:57,469 --> 00:14:00,806
Every guy in the school
had a crush on you.
328
00:14:00,906 --> 00:14:02,541
Did you?
329
00:14:02,641 --> 00:14:04,243
Me? Hey,
330
00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:06,478
I was gone on you.
331
00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:08,881
You never asked me for a date.
332
00:14:08,981 --> 00:14:10,883
Well, I was always scared
you'd turn me down.
333
00:14:10,983 --> 00:14:11,983
I mean, after all,
334
00:14:12,051 --> 00:14:13,285
you was keeping steady company
335
00:14:13,385 --> 00:14:15,454
with handsome Hank Wallis.
336
00:14:15,554 --> 00:14:16,789
Oh, yeah.
337
00:14:16,889 --> 00:14:17,957
Good old Hank.
338
00:14:18,057 --> 00:14:20,459
Did you ever hear
from him after that?
339
00:14:20,559 --> 00:14:22,061
I heard a lot from him.
340
00:14:22,161 --> 00:14:23,529
I married him.
341
00:14:23,629 --> 00:14:25,497
Oh.
342
00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:26,932
How is he?
343
00:14:27,032 --> 00:14:28,032
Dead.
344
00:14:29,134 --> 00:14:31,136
Oh, Margaret, I'm sorry.
345
00:14:31,237 --> 00:14:33,272
Don't be.
346
00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:34,372
Okay.
347
00:14:36,075 --> 00:14:38,611
Well, what, uh,
348
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:41,881
what are you doing
after the party, Archie?
349
00:14:41,981 --> 00:14:43,048
Oh, well, uh,
350
00:14:43,148 --> 00:14:44,550
- I...
- Archie?
351
00:14:44,650 --> 00:14:46,352
How's Edith?
352
00:14:47,186 --> 00:14:48,854
Uh, Edith is fine.
353
00:14:48,954 --> 00:14:50,089
What do you call, uh...
354
00:14:50,189 --> 00:14:51,323
She'll probably be along
355
00:14:51,423 --> 00:14:53,325
a little later, Veronica.
356
00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:58,230
Who's Edith?
357
00:14:58,330 --> 00:14:59,999
Who?
358
00:15:00,099 --> 00:15:01,533
Edith.
359
00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:03,569
Oh, oh, well, Edith
360
00:15:03,669 --> 00:15:06,672
used to be Edith Baines.
361
00:15:06,772 --> 00:15:08,707
Did I know Edith Baines?
362
00:15:08,807 --> 00:15:10,418
- No, I don't think so.
- Edith didn't go to Bryant,
363
00:15:10,442 --> 00:15:12,144
she went to Bayside.
364
00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:13,846
- Oh, good.
- Yeah.
365
00:15:13,946 --> 00:15:15,881
- And then...
- and she later became
366
00:15:15,981 --> 00:15:17,650
Edith Bunker.
367
00:15:19,485 --> 00:15:20,485
Oh.
368
00:15:22,721 --> 00:15:24,590
I'm glad you're happy, Archie.
369
00:15:25,724 --> 00:15:27,459
Thank you, Margaret.
370
00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:29,695
Where can I find a drink?
371
00:15:29,795 --> 00:15:33,632
Hey, you haven't changed a bit.
372
00:15:33,732 --> 00:15:36,135
When I heard they made
you Man of the Year,
373
00:15:36,235 --> 00:15:37,336
I just had a beer
374
00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:39,672
to congratulate you, Archie.
375
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,373
Oh, I'm not Archie.
376
00:15:42,508 --> 00:15:44,410
Didn't you graduate in '40?
377
00:15:44,510 --> 00:15:46,245
Yes.
378
00:15:46,345 --> 00:15:47,513
Bryant?
379
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:50,182
No, Flushing.
380
00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:51,917
Are you from Flushing?
381
00:15:52,017 --> 00:15:53,385
No. Astoria.
382
00:15:55,220 --> 00:15:57,189
I think you're a liar.
383
00:15:59,258 --> 00:16:00,826
Ready?
384
00:16:00,926 --> 00:16:03,228
Twenty-eight hundred dollars.
385
00:16:09,935 --> 00:16:11,170
Get the car,
386
00:16:11,270 --> 00:16:12,771
bring it around front.
387
00:16:18,410 --> 00:16:20,079
Son?
388
00:16:20,179 --> 00:16:21,179
Yes.
389
00:16:21,246 --> 00:16:23,115
This is Archie's cup.
390
00:16:23,215 --> 00:16:24,259
Will you bring it to Murray
391
00:16:24,283 --> 00:16:26,251
and, uh, have Murray, uh,
392
00:16:26,352 --> 00:16:27,753
- present it to him?
- Oh, sure.
393
00:16:27,853 --> 00:16:29,355
- Thank you.
- Uh-hmm.
394
00:16:37,029 --> 00:16:40,399
Archie, you old son of a gun.
395
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,669
You haven't changed a bit.
396
00:16:43,769 --> 00:16:46,739
I'm not Archie, he's Archie.
397
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:50,075
Archie, you old son of a gun.
398
00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:52,444
You haven't changed a bit.
399
00:16:53,579 --> 00:16:54,579
Nice to be remembered,
400
00:16:54,613 --> 00:16:55,848
huh, Arch?
401
00:17:00,219 --> 00:17:01,487
Oh, excuse me. I'm sorry.
402
00:17:01,587 --> 00:17:02,588
Come on in, come on in.
403
00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:03,922
Enjoy yourself.
404
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,190
It's on the house.
405
00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:09,828
No, I went to Flushing.
406
00:17:16,368 --> 00:17:18,203
Uh, ladies and gentlemen.
407
00:17:19,638 --> 00:17:21,940
Ladies and gentlemen,
408
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,151
if I could have your attention
409
00:17:23,175 --> 00:17:24,176
for just a minute.
410
00:17:24,276 --> 00:17:25,377
I've written a little poem
411
00:17:25,477 --> 00:17:26,645
about our Man of the Year,
412
00:17:26,745 --> 00:17:27,980
Archie Bunker.
413
00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:30,482
And, uh, here it is.
414
00:17:33,118 --> 00:17:35,721
He's as straight
as a bamboo shoot,
415
00:17:35,821 --> 00:17:38,557
and a spruce
and an oak tree to boot,
416
00:17:38,657 --> 00:17:40,225
but Archie never cared
417
00:17:40,325 --> 00:17:42,561
with what tree he's compared,
418
00:17:42,661 --> 00:17:44,463
as long as it isn't a fruit.
419
00:17:54,306 --> 00:17:56,742
I hope that tells you
something, Arch.
420
00:17:56,842 --> 00:17:58,811
Yeah, it tells me
who's been doing the writing
421
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,479
on the men's room wall.
422
00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:06,418
Okay, Arch.
423
00:18:06,518 --> 00:18:07,962
Folks, can you hold it
down for a minute?
424
00:18:07,986 --> 00:18:09,054
Just another minute.
425
00:18:09,154 --> 00:18:10,489
Hold it for a minute.
426
00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:13,125
Maestro, can I have fanfare?
427
00:18:13,225 --> 00:18:15,594
That's it.
428
00:18:15,694 --> 00:18:16,805
Friends, I just wanna read you
429
00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:18,630
what's written
on this loving cup.
430
00:18:18,730 --> 00:18:21,200
It says Bryant High
431
00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:24,470
Man of the Year 1979,
432
00:18:24,570 --> 00:18:25,571
Archibald...
433
00:18:25,671 --> 00:18:28,006
Archibald?
434
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,576
Read the damn thing, will you?
435
00:18:30,676 --> 00:18:33,378
Archibald Bunker, Class of '40.
436
00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:44,756
Well, uh, first of all,
437
00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:45,857
I wanna, uh, thank
438
00:18:45,924 --> 00:18:47,759
my friend and partner here.
439
00:18:55,234 --> 00:18:56,602
Uh, I wanna thank
440
00:18:56,702 --> 00:18:59,338
all of you here,
441
00:18:59,438 --> 00:19:01,140
coming together tonight
442
00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:02,875
to honor me.
443
00:19:09,681 --> 00:19:11,717
I can't tell you
what a thrill it is
444
00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:13,886
for me to see all of you
445
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:15,420
after so many years.
446
00:19:15,521 --> 00:19:17,389
I'll never forget it.
447
00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:18,524
I want you to know, too,
448
00:19:18,624 --> 00:19:20,893
that we raised, uh,
449
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:22,828
a good piece
of change tonight, you know.
450
00:19:22,928 --> 00:19:24,796
And it's going
for a very good cause.
451
00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:26,498
It will always fill my heart
452
00:19:26,598 --> 00:19:27,933
with pride and joy
453
00:19:28,033 --> 00:19:31,570
to know that the students
of Bryant High School
454
00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:33,071
when they file
into that auditorium
455
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,240
every Friday morning,
456
00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:36,518
that the main thing
they're gonna see up
457
00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:38,810
on that stage is my organ.
458
00:19:44,316 --> 00:19:47,085
All right. Hey, hey.
459
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,987
All of yous,
eat, drink, and be merry.
460
00:19:49,087 --> 00:19:50,122
Go on.
461
00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:56,962
Hey, Murray.
462
00:19:58,964 --> 00:20:01,667
Operator, I did dial 911,
463
00:20:01,767 --> 00:20:03,101
it's busy.
464
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,503
Murray. Murray, 911,
465
00:20:04,603 --> 00:20:05,647
- what are you doing?
- Calling the police?
466
00:20:05,671 --> 00:20:06,881
- That's right.
- Oh, no, no, don't call
467
00:20:06,905 --> 00:20:08,016
- the police.
- What? What are you doing?
468
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,484
- Get your hands off it.
- No, no, no, no.
469
00:20:09,508 --> 00:20:10,552
- What are you doing?
- Murray.
470
00:20:10,576 --> 00:20:11,810
What's the matter with you?
471
00:20:11,910 --> 00:20:13,212
Don't call the police.
472
00:20:13,312 --> 00:20:14,313
Don't be ridiculous.
473
00:20:14,413 --> 00:20:15,573
We've got to call the police.
474
00:20:15,614 --> 00:20:16,982
We've just been had.
475
00:20:17,082 --> 00:20:18,450
Your classmate
and his girlfriend,
476
00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:19,710
they took off with the money,
477
00:20:19,751 --> 00:20:21,162
we're left with a big food
and liquor bill.
478
00:20:21,186 --> 00:20:22,421
And look what they did to you.
479
00:20:22,521 --> 00:20:23,665
Now, give me
the phone, will you?
480
00:20:23,689 --> 00:20:25,200
- Wait a minute.
- Wait a minute, Murray.
481
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:26,792
Please.
482
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:28,126
They made me Man of the Year.
483
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,762
They made you
schnook of the year.
484
00:20:30,862 --> 00:20:33,365
- Now, give me the phone.
- Murray, Murray, Murray.
485
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,568
You know that and I know that,
486
00:20:36,668 --> 00:20:38,770
but them people out there,
487
00:20:38,870 --> 00:20:41,540
they don't know that.
488
00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:43,308
Let me to talk to you, huh?
489
00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:44,919
Will you sit down a minute
and let me talk to you?
490
00:20:44,943 --> 00:20:46,011
What is with you?
491
00:20:46,111 --> 00:20:49,615
Please, listen, listen.
492
00:20:49,715 --> 00:20:52,884
All my life, I've been nobody,
493
00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:54,152
you know?
494
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:56,221
I could never make
anything work for myself,
495
00:20:56,321 --> 00:20:59,157
you know, like,
I wanted to be a
major league ballplayer,
496
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:02,461
but, uh, I could never
get over the sandlots.
497
00:21:02,561 --> 00:21:03,595
And in the Army, uh,
498
00:21:03,695 --> 00:21:06,231
I couldn't even make PFC.
499
00:21:08,033 --> 00:21:09,234
But here tonight, you know,
500
00:21:09,334 --> 00:21:11,803
for the first time in my life,
501
00:21:11,903 --> 00:21:14,239
I'm somebody.
502
00:21:14,339 --> 00:21:18,043
Archie, everybody is somebody.
503
00:21:18,143 --> 00:21:20,512
Oh, not me.
504
00:21:20,612 --> 00:21:22,014
I...
505
00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:24,850
I tried to be somebody,
you know?
506
00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:28,754
Well, I tried hard, everything.
507
00:21:28,854 --> 00:21:30,622
I remember one time
I said to my old man,
508
00:21:30,722 --> 00:21:33,125
God rest his soul,
you know, I said,
509
00:21:33,225 --> 00:21:34,660
Pop...
510
00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:37,195
boy, I wanna be somebody.
511
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:41,500
I wanna be somebody
even bigger than you.
512
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:43,368
That's what I told my old man.
513
00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:46,371
What did your old man
say to you?
514
00:21:46,471 --> 00:21:47,471
Well,
515
00:21:48,540 --> 00:21:50,108
he hit me with a shovel.
516
00:21:51,610 --> 00:21:53,245
Mine laughed.
517
00:22:01,219 --> 00:22:02,587
Hey, listen.
518
00:22:04,222 --> 00:22:06,692
We're taking the loss
of a thousand dollars
519
00:22:06,792 --> 00:22:08,994
or more tonight, and...
520
00:22:09,094 --> 00:22:10,395
I'm gonna take
the fall for that.
521
00:22:10,495 --> 00:22:12,264
No, you're not.
No, you're not.
522
00:22:12,364 --> 00:22:14,499
We'll both take
the fall together.
523
00:22:14,599 --> 00:22:16,601
- Why?
- Why? We're...
524
00:22:16,702 --> 00:22:18,136
we're partners.
525
00:22:18,236 --> 00:22:20,672
Yeah, but I got
to tell you something.
526
00:22:22,307 --> 00:22:24,876
When Weber and his girlfriend
527
00:22:24,976 --> 00:22:27,245
scrammed out the door
with all the dough...
528
00:22:30,215 --> 00:22:32,351
I seen them go.
529
00:22:34,653 --> 00:22:37,456
All:
530
00:22:38,623 --> 00:22:39,691
Hey, hey.
531
00:22:40,926 --> 00:22:42,828
Listen to all them
swell people out there.
532
00:22:42,928 --> 00:22:45,697
Hey, we don't wanna
disappoint them, huh?
533
00:22:45,797 --> 00:22:47,975
Come on, let's go out there
and be with them, Murray, huh?
534
00:22:47,999 --> 00:22:49,735
- Come on.
- Come on, let's go.
535
00:22:58,610 --> 00:23:00,579
All:
536
00:23:07,052 --> 00:23:10,322
♪ Which nobody can deny
537
00:23:10,422 --> 00:23:12,257
♪ Which nobody can deny
538
00:23:12,357 --> 00:23:14,960
♪ Which nobody can deny
539
00:23:24,102 --> 00:23:27,072
♪ Which nobody can deny
540
00:23:47,759 --> 00:23:48,759
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