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hello my name is John farmer. i'm a paranormal
investigator and cryptozoologist. From a very
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early age i have experienced numerous encounters
of what people would consider to be paranormal
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activity. In this space and time i have witnessed
more than the average person would have in
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many lifetimes. I'm no spirit medium or clairvoyant
but i do possess a gift, a gift which allows
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me to experience this activity. I've been
possessed 47 times in my life, i've been attacked
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by unknown forces, i've seen many unidentified
objects in the sky, all leading to this point.
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It is now time for me to share my gift with
you the world, for the first time ever i will
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attempt to capture this evidence in a six-part
series as we look into the unknown to prove
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there is something in the shadows. What do
you think? huh? about that? Oh yeah it's good
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but it's a bit samey though, do you know what
i mean because it was hasn't really changed
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much. the sound I've fixed the sound. Oh right
yeah yeah yeah that humming's gone yeah good
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good nice good job pretty nice. I'm happy
with that yeah okay. What time are we? 3 a.m
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so we better get move on
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So um yeah so let it go. Right ladies and
gentlemen may i introduce to you mr Kirk Cumberland.
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Yeah alright? You can't say all right. Huh
ladies uh sorry uh hi hi I'm um Kirk cumberland
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a paranormal investigator and also uh well
sort of i'm also an i.t technician so yeah.
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Looking forward to this adventure uh as long
as you guys don't bum me
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okay i'll cut the um the sort of line. Yeah
and the bumming bit. it's got a sound legit,
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maybe edit that bit as well.
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Alright boys?
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Hey, get out my face,
Come in
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Jon Farmer!
You got all your stuff?
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Yes mate, all sorted out
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Here he is, Mr Cumberland
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We got chairs, toothbrush, and, we got a bottle of whisky. Soon as we are going to Scotland
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Anyone want anything from the fridge before we go? Speak now or forever hold your peace
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Can I have a banana? Theres two for you there mate
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Cheers mate
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Lets hit the road, scotland!
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Are we on? oh yeah road trip man. It's very
early in the morning but we're on our.. where
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are we? on our way. We are on our way. We've
only just started we're on our way. Road trip
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man. You excited fred? Yes, excited yeah very
excited. Brilliant great stuff let's get round.
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Are you excited? i'm excited about stuff i
suppose but. Check that out.
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How many bananas you had now? i was hungry
yeah yeah. It's like a giant eating a banana.
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You know how I love bananas.
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There's Steve. (shouting at Steve)
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Bless his cotton socks
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How many miles? We've only just started
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No, we will be on the road for a bit but..
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299 miles to go. i need a wee. that's the
time. Are we going to have a wee stop? are
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we sure oh yeah yeah did you actually think
that? Are we going to stop and have breakfast?
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I think we will stop yes
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What about Steve? anyone spoken to Steve?
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Steve is meeting us there.
He doesn't like being.. Steve doesn't like
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to be with anybody, he likes being with people
but he likes to do things on his own. Yeah
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as we know from experience in the past many
many times he does his own thing he's like
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he's like a lone ranger he just does his own
thing, and that's Steve. But he's a diamond
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And he's a dick
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But he's a good lad
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He is a good lad
But he's a dick
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i'm all right now getting a coffee down me
that's [ __ ] knackered mate, i know i ain't
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done my shoe laces up yet
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Sort em out mate
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i will in a minute. You know what, 10 quid for a
sandwich
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A cheese sandwich. Cheese sandwich ten pounds.
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And then you went and got one as well. Yep
free coffee. Did you? Did you just walk out
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with it? That's on camera that.
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There we go..sorted
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So Jon, what sort of things are we going to be looking
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for up there in bonny scotland sir? Well the
monster obviously. Geese, geese? Yeah egyptian
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not canadian. okay. Um egyptian geese, have
you ever seen them? oh man beautiful beautiful
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creatures. Um no no they look like they've
got egyptian eye paint on. Yeah yeah honestly
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i'm not joking i'm not joking um a bald eagle,
buzzards, buzzards. What are them massive ones? um
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Pteroddactyl?
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condors
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if we see one of them mate this is gonna be
a winner this is gonna be an absolute winner
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we might have to change it right now
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oh my god. Theres one right now
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Right we're coming up for loch
lomond now
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You know how I said it was my lucky day?i've just gone and found another banana
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Hey hey
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Get a shot of that. Absolutely beautiful.
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This is gonna be a two bouncer..at least
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One!
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what i meant was a oner. yeah a
oner. that was good, so one to beat
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two.. two.
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Still going for four. oh, yeah
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One!
Fuck you
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so that was the last stretch of the journey
of loch lomond. We're heading up now towards
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loch ness probably another hour to go. No
piss taking while i'm doing a take. Piss taking?
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yeah would we take the piss out of you? afterwards
don't get me laughing because I won't be able
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to do my thing. When you're doing your camera
thing mate you won't get any piss taking from
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us. Yeah, nothing. Yeah. No bananas you.We
are professionals mate, professionals
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I think he's gonna be sick
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Only joking
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Go on, throw up then
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I'm not gonna throw up.
Your not?
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i just feel a bit. What's that from then?
Just windy roads. Really? Yep and those sausage
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rolls. He's not gonna throw up, that's a shame.
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Right I'm getting in.
Sorry to disappoint
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No sick here then
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well let me know when you are sick so i can
get the camera in your face
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You alright Jon?
Yeah yeah
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23 miles 800 feet deep yeah? Yeah. 23 miles
wide.
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He's here
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Steve..hows it going dude?
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Alright geezer, bring it in
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Jonny boy
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Say hello Steve.
Alright?
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How you doing?
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Comes down on his
own. Always. At the back of the pack
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How long have you had that ringtone for Steve?
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forever yeah
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He was sick. He was nearly sick
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*Group mumblings*
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Okay you ready?
Well, is it alright with that in the background?
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yeah yeah, Kirk! There's ducks. Yeah you're
in shot though mate. Have you seen the ducks?
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Yes, yeah. Okay.. Good evening you join me
as i stand at the mouth of this huge body
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of water. Extending 23 miles its deepest point
is said to be around 800 feet. It is home
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to many species of wildlife and huge forests,
and if hundreds of reports are to be believed,
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a monster. A monster that's been seen by so
many people that it is famous throughout the
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world. Welcome to loch ness. hey come right
up to ya
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ducks come straight up to ya, look
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it is thought that the monster that dwells
within the lock is a survivor from the jurassic
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period or simply a creature that just hasn't
been discovered yet, one thing is for certain
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there is plenty of room for it to hide. There
is one other theory which may hold the key
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to this and many other mysteries throughout
the world.
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Portals. These portals or gateways are said
to be entrances into other dimensions where
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creatures can manifest at will. Beings such
as bigfoot, werewolves, aliens, shadowmen
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and even ghosts are said to travel through
these portals.
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One such portal is said to exist right here
at loch ness, not only the infamous nessie,
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but many other strange phenomena have been
witnessed in this area. Ufo sightings, strange
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cryptids that roam the vast forests and many
many ghost sightings. On this week's episode
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of there's something in the shadows, we'll
be spending three nights deep within the forest
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and within the portal.
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Was that alright? Yeah sounds good yeah. So
is this episode not about the monster? It's
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about the area really, the portal. I mean
how many people have come here looking for
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the monster? Loads. We could waste a bit of
time as well. Yeah. Yeah instead of getting
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food. We'd just be just be filming the water
for a week. Well , sorry captain kirk's orders.
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If you see me pulling my face at you by the
way it's not that i'm judging your performance,
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i'm disagreeing with all the bullshit You're
saying. You don't believe me man, you gotta be a believer
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*wind howling*
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alright? okay?
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Wait, wait up
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*sings* Jon Farmer
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i've never even seen a haggis. John, John,
how big are these woods? Big, vast. We've
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been walking for two hours
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Scotland!
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How are you feeling Daz? Good, we are here,
long journey but we finally made it. What's
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up John? Knackered. Long walk mate. long walk?
Yeah but we're nearly there.
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Watch out for the wild boars.Bumped into some
local gentleman who told us to watch out for
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the wild boars so he knows the territory better
than we do so. There better be more than wild
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boars mate
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maybe the spirits of wild boars. Yeah well
you never know. What do you reckon Daz? Oh
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no no you never know what you find out here
man do you?
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You certainly don't
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*whispers* Dear
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Here are the lads
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Nearly at the camp now
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Alright Fred?
Ayup
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Most important thing, chair. John's got his
mosquito net on. Oh man! With his knackered
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up chair.
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Never goes the right way up does it?
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What do you do? just throw it? Take the band
off first. Nobody told me that. Turn your
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phone off Steve. *ringtone*
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Now that is exactly how i want to sleep. So
Kirk, how's it going? All good mate, just
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uh got my emf meter out, just checking if
there's any electromagnetic fields. Okay so
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it's in the emf meter yeah? Emf, electromagnetic
meter well as you can see there's nothing
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going on right now but I do hope. You know ghosts
come to this realm using electromagnetic fields
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so uh as you know, yeah so yeah i mean no
reading yet but there's no electricity about
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so yeah no banana. So yeah I'll keep going.
Yeah let us know if there's any change in
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that one. Oh i will mate don't you. But i
mean i don't know, get your uh, what they
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call again those.. those things you put on
the back? *makes proton pack noise*
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Jon boy!
What we doing ?
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Bit to camera? Do you want to go over this side?
Yeah go on then. Can I take the mosquito net
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off? Yeah, you look like a dinner lady.
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So, after several hours trekking through the
very remote forest, we've decided to set up
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camp here, right in the heart of where the
paranormal portal is located. We're going
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to do a bit of a base check with the emf meter
and then we're going to settle down for the
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night.
Cool
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Say hello Steve.
Take your mask off mate
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Tell us why we've got the masks on Steve. The bloody
midges mate, eaten alive by midges.
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Can you see the one in the middle of my head
still? It's gone down a bit. Has it gone down?
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it's gone down . You look like a unicorn.
Looks like someones hit you in the head with
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a penis.
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Did you say he'll grow a third penis?
No, like someone had hit him on the head with one
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And that's why we're wearing masks.
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Ready? Oh you're already filming?
I'll go again then
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Yeah good job there Daz, good job. Wow. Wow
good stuff
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Ah man it's raining
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That's because you're meditating. Well i'm
trying to. His chins itching.
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His chins itching
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. You don't look like your meditating, your
getting rained on and your eyes are open.
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Looks like your having a poo mate,
like your warming up to drop one out
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Mate, I got some wet wipes
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Until you've tried it mate don't knock it,
all right? Well you know you keep telling
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me that. I'll do it in my tent next time.
It's crap. Is that supposed to be sticking
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out like that? No i'm just about to sort it,
that could have gone up my erm.. Story of
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his life.
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What were you filming then? what was Farmer
doing? Um John was.. he was meditating. Do
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you believe in meditating? I believe that
people do it. Yeah. So,
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good cheers Fred, thanks for that man that
was really good. How's it going Stevo? I believe
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children are the future. Do you think so,
how come? Teach them well and let them lead
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the way. That is words of wisdom sir, words
of wisdom. I learned that on the way.
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What's this, is this a backing shot or is
it a tracking shot what's it called? A back
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shot? I don't know.
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John what you're sitting
over there for?
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Just forget it.
What you sitting over there for?
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Just leave it out
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Go on, get on him, go on
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Whats the matter? Youve ruined my meditation haven't
you? Cheer up, captain says cheer up. What's
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up mate? I was meditating wasn't I? We're
only having a laugh. You should try it sometime.
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*Kirk mimics electronic noise*
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What is this? Can I have a look? I saw you
using this earlier. What's this for? What
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do you think it's for? I don't know. EMF mate,
electro magnetic fing. It looks like a ghostbuster
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gadget. It is actually. What you're looking
for earlier ?um ghosts obviously, paranormal
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activity. Paranormal activity? And there's
uh none over here.
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What about this geezer over here
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He's not happy is he? he's not a happy bunny
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He's not happy. I'm not taking the piss. He's not
going red is he? There you go, he's cheered
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up now. Come on then.
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Did you push this out when you were doing that meditation?
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Come here
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Come here..i'll let you teach me how to meditate
okay? Yo Daz. Yo, what's up? Good mate, good.
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So what's your role in this little outfit?
My role in this outfit is just to support
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my good friend john farmer and um just come
along and help out with the camp really made,
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to be fair. Yeah? Yeah, no ghosty stuff for
you? well, i'll go along with it mate, you
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know, you know me. So what's your role in
this.. organization ? I'm the one trying to
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find the... i think i think i'm here to, like
you say support old farmer and his uh portal
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idea and you know i'm behind him all the way
and i'm gonna help him find one I swear. Do
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you believe in the existence of a paranormal
portal? Do i believe in existence for paranormal
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portal? mate!
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Do i believe in the existence of a paranormal
portal?
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Yeah I do, thanks mate, yeah it's got a thumbs
up from there. For the record i'm not saying
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i don't believe , i'm not saying i don't believe.
Look, i know it is far-fetched right you know
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what i mean but, i've never seen one but i
know that the spirally whirly things exist.
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And what about the monster? What a scientific
explanation.
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That's the best i'd come up with. Do you believe
in the existence? Do i exist in it?do you
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believe in the existence? Do I believe in
the loch ness monster? What am I supposed
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to say? No i don't even know, i don't I think..
it's a hard question, am i supposed to believe
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in it? Just say yes or no. Yeah okay does
it matter? does it matter? Okay uh I'm not,
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I'm not, i'm not sure about the loch ness
to be honest um you know what I mean? It's
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not really.. not well, because there's no
bones is there? there's no like they get dinosaur
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bones and then you know there's never a loch
ness bone found. Oh yeah well they live in
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the loch. But it's a lake, that's not the
sea is it? You don't walk around and find
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whale bones in the forest.
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They live in the sea. Oh in that case then
yeah. Steve! Alright Fred? Talk to me. What
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do you want me to say? what do you want me
to do? Well we're talking about the paranormal
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paranormal portals what john's looking for,
do you believe in the existence of them? Well,
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i follow John to do what he wants to do, open
to either way happening, yeah it's one of
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them in it? So you're on the fence with this
one yeah? Oh massively yeah i mean probably
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more to not believing but you know i'll go
with me mate, he's got strong views on this
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so uh i'm here to support him.
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John farmer! Yes? How are you doing? All right.
So do I need to ask if you believe in the
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existence of the paranormal portal? You know
I do.Look, you've got to keep an open mind.
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Cool. Could be.
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You've got to believe, and I believe. I do.
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Why are you laughing?
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I believe I can
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fly. No you can't sing that, he's a nonce.
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What are you doing John?
I'm trying to get
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all the stuff off it . No you don't need to
ya numpty. Listen, I'm not being funny..Kirk!
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Kirk!
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i think you should get the emf up here mate.
Okay why? It's gone up three. Right. See.
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Okay. What did I say? [ __ ] hell, all right
then mate yep you win. I like aliens, will
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be my favorite um horror but sci-fi horror
isn't it? I'd say it was a horror and a sci-fi.
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So is that classed as a horror then? Yeah,
like event horizon would be classed as a horror
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and a sci-fi
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I was absolutely petrified of the exorcist
as a child. As a child? Again i watched it way
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too young, my dad would just used to let us
get on with it. Freddy krueger. I watched
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Nightmare on elm street when I was six ,yeah
i loved it, i stayed up and watched it. I
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used to watch American werewolf in London.
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I would watch that every week, yeah it was
mental, i love that. I couldn't watch where
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he transformed, it used to freak me out bad
but i was about what was i about 12 13 something
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like that so it was mental at that age to
watch that and he used to watch that. The
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slaughtered lamb, I've never missed that board.
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There's that bat again look.
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Where?
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No that's behind the tent again
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When you're shining the lights through your
eyes you're adjusting to it, you start seeing
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stuff don't you? the shadows and things. Oh
yeah. That might be real. There it is again.
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What? the bat there look. I think you're messing
the bat up.The bat's like "I don't know where
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to go". It's got like, bat blindness. It saying
"I just want to [ __ ] sit down. it's like..
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it's gone
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Look you have to keep an open mind, anything
can be a sign. Yeah okay. Wow, there's three
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bats.
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We're in the right place you know.
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We are in the right place
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oh he's playing hide and seek, but not very
well because he keeps shining the torch on
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Why are they rotating around us then?
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I was going to say, are they rotating
around this area because it's the center of
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the portal? Or maybe they want to suck our
[ __ ] blood
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*laughs*
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The running mans another good film. What's
with them candles? I was going to put them around the camp
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somewhere but I can't be arsed to get up.
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*General inaudible chatter*
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Ive seen candles work.
If only we had a massive
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flame in the middle of the camp. So what in
your opinion, what will be the proof of a
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portal? We need to see, we need to see something
happen or we need to see.. So okay let's say
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if we saw a ufo would in your opinion would
that would that be just a ufo sighting or
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would that be the existence of a portal? I
know what you say.. The portal exists. I can
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understand like different areas like say Wiltshire
in england it'd be like hot spots you could
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say yeah well that's because it's salisbury
and there's supposed to be a a portal or whatever
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there so yeah i can get that, but there's got
to be.. you can't just say um i've just heard
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a branch snap, it's definitely a portal. Yeah.
There's got to be something you know what
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I mean? Okay a ufo would be exciting but i
don't think that defines it okay for us i
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need to see, we want to see something. Paranormal
activity or a creature. Yes i know nothing
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about it, tell me about it. Okay so so okay
so there's the things that i've seen but what
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about the other hundreds and thousands of
people that have seen the same thing and how
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are they all linked how do they all end up
looking like the same the same thing or they've
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all heard the same noise or they've all heard
you know. (Steves Ringtone) Explain that,
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someone in south america and then someone
say, here.
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well i don't know you have to kind of have
to yeah you have to i don't have to research
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that. Exactly. But yeah yeah yeah. Fair play
i mean you know prove that it doesn't exist.
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Yeah yeah. I can't you know. But do you actually
see a portal or do you just see what come
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out? We're in the portal, i don't know where
the the gateway, the actual entrance in or
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out is but we are in it that's why the meter
readings are so high here.
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The meter readings are high in my house but
i've never seen nothing come out. Well it's
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not the same thing is it? At what point do
these things come out? a monster for example.It's
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not like monster inc where they just go through
a door and come out it's like they manifest
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that they appear through the portal. Yeah.
So they could just come out from over
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*sound of rain falling on the tent*
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Kirk!
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Kirk
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Kirk wake up
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Kirk!
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Wake up
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I'm tired man.
I know, shh shh
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Mate, I can here some noises
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Did you hear that?
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You ever heard of a branch falling from a tree?
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it was thrown oh just listen
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Mate your freaking me out
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Go asleep, don't worry about it
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*sound of the river*
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*fire sound with background conversation*
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I need a sleep
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All I heard was you snoring.
That wasn't me. It was you. Morning everybody.
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Morning! Mr Farmer! Morning mate. Did you
hear them noises last night? What the branches
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falling off the tree? I heard somebody snoring
at some point. That was you. I can't hear
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myself snore. Come on, you heard it.
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I told ya, it was branches falling off the
tress. What noises? what noises? I didn't
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hear any noises. Well it's like a stone, something
being thrown to the camp. I mean, it could
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Yeah
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He means the stuff on the floor
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What are they called?
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Pine cones.
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Okay go. So first night here in the forest
of loch ness and it was pretty eventful.
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*background voices*
We love you Jon farmer
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Shut up.
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Can we do it again? Yeah, quiet we're going
to do this take now.
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Right so first night here in the forest of
loch ness and it was pretty eventful. Everyone
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heard stones being thrown into the camp by
an unseen force. Unfortunately we were unable
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to capture this on camera but let's see what
happens later, overall a promising start
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Lovely. Sorted?
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It's having a poo, did you see?That's rude,
right in the middle of camp. I'm having a
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dump here pal.
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Maybe the robin has been used as a vessel
to communicate. Come on
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Come on! a robin?
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Let's see what Daz is up to? what kind of
scientific paranormal investigation Daz is
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conjuring up in his tent. Seems like he's
deep in meditation there, don't want to disturb
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it, we don't disturb it. I am though. Yeah
well. I'm only an I.T technician i've been
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dragged into this and look, i'm not good at
this stuff, i'm not that you know what i'm
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doing but i know that is going up to that,
that's crazy. Yeah. Even for this you know
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make sure you cut it so i look like a paranormal
detective. Yeah obviously , i've got to make
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this look like a cameraman, i just looked
at the camera and i'm filming up the tree.
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Yeah yeah yeah. John Farmer, how's it going?
How's it going? Alright. You getting anything?
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I'm sensing a strange static in the air. Okay,
what, what's that then? Can't you feel it?
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No. It's like um, it's like when you rub a
balloon on yourself and it you when you bring
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it near you can feel like the static coming
off it and i can i'm feeling that everywhere,
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and i'm also sensing a spirit. Look this way
John so I can hear you better.
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Yeah go on.
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I'm also sensing a spirit now whether that's
animal or human i don't know. Well, what's
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the difference? Well one's animal and one's
human
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Shall i do call out to spirit? Yeah go for
it.
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Are there any spirits present?
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Anyone wishing to make contact?
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We mean no harm?
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We're here to make contact, we want proof.
Okay so say that again. We said we've just
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heard you're making a noise what are you doing?
We didn't make it seriously. maybe we didn't
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make any noises. Oh okay then there's monkeys
in the forest guys, oh-oh, they didn't tell
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us about it.
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*wooping noises*
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All right, maybe it wasn't you. What what
the [ __ ] was that? Someone messing about.
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*Steve mimics noise*
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Hang on, what?
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*wooping noise again*
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I told ya
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That bloke told us about wild
boars. You still filming this?
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Yeah, still filming?
Everyone shhh
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So everyone in the camp has just heard a strange
whooping noise coming from the forest. We
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did a call out to spirit earlier so i'm guessing
this is a direct response to that, one other
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option is sasquatch or bigfoot as it's generally
known they've been known to make these strange
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kinds of whooping sounds, it's definitely
something we can look into
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Bigfoot? Yeah, what else can it be? Well,
people John. Who's gonna come all the way
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out here and make noises like that? Again,
you know, people, i mean whatever it is it's
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not bigfoot is it? come on. All right maybe
it is people but you've got to keep an open
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mind Fred. I know that but, i mean i can accept
ghosts probably exist, i know ufo's are real
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because i've seen one, yeah the Loch Ness
monster maybe but bigfoot? come on. Gorillas
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weren't discovered until 1902.
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I know, but john , people who see bigfoot
it's just like.. i mean think about it you've
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got what, an eight foot or whatever bipedal
monkey man running through the forest you
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would have them in museums and bloody zoos
and stuff, there's no way, it just can't happen
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can it? Whatever. Okay let's just say that
it's bigfoot. Which it definitly isn't.
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Well, what happens now? how do we look for
one? how are you gonna find a bigfoot? We
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can try tree knocking. Tree knocking, what's
that? You get a lump one you knock it on a
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tree and you wait for a response. John, the
exorcism episode is bad enough, no one's going
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to believe this are they? Best thing to do
is crack on with the portal scene, if we hear
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anything else we can do whatever. Yeah. Fair
enough, i'm just going to try a tree knocking.
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A what? a tree knock, yeah okay. So what's
this then? tell me what this is about. You
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knock on the tree, you wait,
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and you wait for a response sometimes they
mimic the sound it comes back. Okay
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*knocks on the tree, another knock is heard in response close by*
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*Laughing*
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You all heard it
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That fire is wickedly warm.
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It's beautiful isn't it?
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Thats the thing, you can't order them from the sky can you?
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So you've got to fabricate it
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The thing is if i'm pretty sure they do exist
but it's making other people believe they
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exist (Steves ringtone)
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So why would you want to make other people
believe that they exist? Because they probably
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do don't they? they do exist. Yeah I mean,
yeah I believe, i've seen a ufo so i know
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they exist but me trying to explain to say..
i don't know, somebody doesn't believe in
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ufos, what's the purpose for me apart from
you know i mean getting the weight off my
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shoulders sort of thing? Prove to all the
skeptics that they do exist. skepticism though,
419
00:40:43,700 --> 00:40:51,240
skeptics, until they see one with their very
own eyes, as in not on a youtube video not
420
00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:55,560
on anything like that because they're never
going to believe it, you could take, there
421
00:40:55,560 --> 00:41:01,011
could be a ufo land here tonight, a load of
aliens come around chase is all off get all
422
00:41:01,011 --> 00:41:07,060
of it on video and you're not going to believe
it, because they'll think it's cgi, puppets,
423
00:41:07,060 --> 00:41:12,833
little people whatever. But if they see something
with their own eyes that they can't explain
424
00:41:12,833 --> 00:41:16,053
that makes it a ufo, but until then you're
never going to convince some people. You know
425
00:41:17,406 --> 00:41:24,930
i don't think it helps with like the way people
have made money off selling alien stuff, i
426
00:41:24,930 --> 00:41:30,780
mean if someone says an alien to you it's
got like a big head and big funny eyes isn't
427
00:41:30,780 --> 00:41:41,004
it? Like Steve? Yeah a bit like Steve. I'm not
green though I think. This is what i mean are
428
00:41:41,004 --> 00:41:43,840
they green? this is what i mean
429
00:41:45,681 --> 00:41:46,617
*whispers*
It's not doing it now
430
00:41:49,161 --> 00:41:51,161
Okay..
431
00:41:52,304 --> 00:41:55,352
So we've just been woken up by footsteps in the camp
432
00:41:57,878 --> 00:42:05,792
really heavy footsteps. It could be one of
the crew but i don't see why they would.
433
00:42:11,815 --> 00:42:15,786
Surely if you want to go for a wee you're going
to go near your tent.
434
00:42:16,355 --> 00:42:18,355
Yeah yeah yeah
435
00:42:20,289 --> 00:42:21,896
Definitely heavy footsteps.
436
00:42:21,896 --> 00:42:23,372
Yeah, really heavy
437
00:42:25,420 --> 00:42:29,035
And we've heard that whooping sound.
That really strange wooping sound again.
438
00:42:34,378 --> 00:42:36,378
It's coming from over there.
439
00:42:37,823 --> 00:42:39,823
Maybe it's Steve messing about
440
00:42:42,543 --> 00:42:43,452
No
441
00:42:43,720 --> 00:42:45,720
I'm going to have a look
442
00:43:12,843 --> 00:43:14,843
Did you hear that?
443
00:43:21,019 --> 00:43:23,019
Could be Fred?
444
00:43:25,153 --> 00:43:27,153
No, he's snoring
445
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:31,360
Let's turn this off
446
00:43:41,050 --> 00:43:45,586
yeah this they're supposed to repel them but
it seems to make me attract them.
447
00:43:45,586 --> 00:43:47,586
I think they've evolved mate
448
00:43:47,903 --> 00:43:49,903
He's up
449
00:43:50,228 --> 00:43:52,228
Morning!
Cheers Kirk
450
00:43:53,675 --> 00:43:55,675
Morning.
Alright boys?
451
00:43:56,687 --> 00:43:58,076
Hows it going?
Did you go to the toilet last night?
452
00:43:58,076 --> 00:44:00,076
Did I what?
Go to the toilet?
453
00:44:00,297 --> 00:44:01,736
Did I go to the toilet?
454
00:44:01,736 --> 00:44:05,916
what kind of questions are first thing in
the morning? anyway where's this toilet i've
455
00:44:05,916 --> 00:44:09,366
been shitting in the river. you know what i
mean did you go for a pee or anything ?
456
00:44:09,366 --> 00:44:17,152
Did I go for a pee? i don't know yeah probably, why?
What
time i don't know i didn't [ __ ] i know or
457
00:44:17,152 --> 00:44:25,268
twelve maybe, one. Did you do it did you hear
anything? no well the river perhaps. why did you?
458
00:44:25,268 --> 00:44:28,792
yeah footsteps around the camp okay very big
ones.
459
00:44:28,792 --> 00:44:35,840
really big one i heard the footsteps but I also heard that whooping noise again did you
460
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:40,904
hear that? yeah I did. It was steve pissing about again.
461
00:44:41,540 --> 00:44:43,540
Not necessarily Steve
462
00:44:44,268 --> 00:44:46,268
Farmer!
463
00:44:46,607 --> 00:44:47,952
Oh come on, don't give me that look mate
464
00:44:47,952 --> 00:44:49,297
I'm not having a go at you.
I'm just saying..
465
00:44:49,297 --> 00:44:53,120
If you're setting it up dude,
let us know
466
00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:58,649
he's not setting it up
i swear man. All right then
467
00:44:58,649 --> 00:45:00,000
He's not
468
00:45:00,879 --> 00:45:02,879
Okay so, we heard loud noises then
469
00:45:03,191 --> 00:45:05,191
So, it woke you up as well did it? The footsteps.
470
00:45:05,977 --> 00:45:07,977
No you woke me up with your snoring mate
471
00:45:08,328 --> 00:45:10,328
It sounded like you died forty times in your sleep
472
00:45:10,544 --> 00:45:12,064
He got it on camera
473
00:45:12,064 --> 00:45:14,064
I nearly chocked then *laughter*
474
00:45:14,065 --> 00:45:15,454
Like I say we got it on camera
475
00:45:15,454 --> 00:45:16,533
It was loud anyway
476
00:45:16,533 --> 00:45:17,393
We got it on camera
477
00:45:17,393 --> 00:45:20,000
what, the footsteps?
No, you snoring like a
pig
478
00:45:22,096 --> 00:45:23,212
We can still use it I suppose
479
00:45:24,260 --> 00:45:27,520
This whooping sound then, what did it sound like?
was it the same ones before?
480
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:29,310
like
481
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:32,000
*mimics noise*
Woop
482
00:45:34,360 --> 00:45:36,360
And what time was that then?
483
00:45:36,425 --> 00:45:38,749
Around about the time you went out
484
00:45:39,233 --> 00:45:40,753
That's why I asked if you'd heard it
485
00:45:40,753 --> 00:45:41,694
Oh, half twelve?
486
00:45:41,953 --> 00:45:43,070
Around about then yeah
487
00:45:43,333 --> 00:45:44,853
I didn't hear nothing mate
488
00:45:44,853 --> 00:45:46,221
I did't make any noises anyway
489
00:45:46,221 --> 00:45:47,478
Well it wasn't me
490
00:45:49,617 --> 00:45:53,263
sounded like you could do on your mobile phone
for example, just amplify it
491
00:45:53,797 --> 00:45:55,797
That's why it's louder
492
00:45:55,797 --> 00:46:00,248
just to scare people for example if you're
making a horror film
493
00:46:02,122 --> 00:46:05,831
i'm just saying. He's not, he's not I swear.
494
00:46:06,442 --> 00:46:08,442
I thought he was as well but last night...
495
00:46:08,442 --> 00:46:14,967
I think Kirks on the payroll. I think your on the payroll
i swear at first i thought it was set up
496
00:46:14,967 --> 00:46:19,825
as well, and i'm like now i'm convinced
we were both in here last night [ __ ] ourselves
497
00:46:26,294 --> 00:46:27,469
okay action
498
00:46:32,051 --> 00:46:40,320
so as you can see our second night in camp
was also pretty eventful. Not only did we hear
499
00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:47,290
the strange whooping sounds again but we also
heard bipedal footsteps around our camp.
500
00:46:47,290 --> 00:46:53,510
It got me thinking of the many reports all over
the world of heavy footsteps outside of tents
501
00:46:53,510 --> 00:46:58,880
often like us in very remote areas
502
00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:07,460
could this be the mythical sasquatch or is
it the mischievous spirits of the forest.
503
00:47:07,460 --> 00:47:12,510
So you're still going with the bigfoot angle
then yeah? yeah why not? i mean we're not going
504
00:47:12,510 --> 00:47:16,960
to see nessie are we and we haven't needed
to exaggerate anything either.
505
00:47:16,961 --> 00:47:19,055
Have you seen Steve?
Um, is he not in his tent?
506
00:47:19,055 --> 00:47:21,753
I've looked all over camp for him mate, his tents empty
507
00:47:21,753 --> 00:47:23,054
He's got my deodorant in his bag
508
00:47:23,054 --> 00:47:24,225
Well he's got be up somewhere
509
00:47:24,226 --> 00:47:27,536
Have you got any deodorant ?
Yeah, I've got a can of spynx.
510
00:47:27,893 --> 00:47:30,591
Can I pinch some?
Yeah.
Spynx.
511
00:47:33,924 --> 00:47:35,593
Your doing a good job there Kirk
512
00:47:37,330 --> 00:47:38,125
Pass that to Steve
513
00:47:38,955 --> 00:47:40,232
where is Steve?
514
00:47:42,029 --> 00:47:43,113
Is he not back yet?
515
00:47:44,379 --> 00:47:45,724
Steve-o
516
00:47:46,097 --> 00:47:47,557
He's probably just gone for a shit
517
00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:49,347
Just give him a call
518
00:47:50,206 --> 00:47:51,398
Here, will you grab that mate?
519
00:47:53,193 --> 00:47:54,846
Is there any more sausages?
520
00:47:55,544 --> 00:47:57,053
when he comes back you can have that i'll
get some more sausages i suppose you can't
521
00:47:58,437 --> 00:48:00,437
I think we need another packet
522
00:48:02,053 --> 00:48:03,442
Is he in his tent, Steve?
523
00:48:04,092 --> 00:48:06,092
I'll put that down here, then when he comes back he can have that.
524
00:48:06,092 --> 00:48:07,433
I'll get some more sausages
525
00:48:07,433 --> 00:48:10,449
I'm surprised he can't smell the food
526
00:48:17,769 --> 00:48:20,573
straight to the answer machine boys
527
00:48:22,702 --> 00:48:23,609
Is it not ringing?
528
00:48:26,063 --> 00:48:30,880
You know what i'm going to do? you know why
he's doing it?
i found the biscuits
529
00:48:31,240 --> 00:48:33,458
Nice.
It's because we're doing that bloody seance today.
530
00:48:33,807 --> 00:48:37,315
He's gone for a walk mate, anything to get out of it.
531
00:48:37,780 --> 00:48:41,068
he's not going to sit around in a circle holding
hands and talking to ghosts is he? it's not
532
00:48:41,068 --> 00:48:44,738
his style. You might as well have that until he comes back.
Has he not done one before?
533
00:48:44,738 --> 00:48:46,738
Steve. Has he not done the seance before?
534
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:50,917
Didn't he do one at that fricken castle thing?
535
00:48:52,212 --> 00:48:54,212
Oh yeah he did, he got pissed though didnt he?
536
00:48:54,598 --> 00:48:56,598
He doesn't take it seriously.
Yeah yeah
537
00:48:59,185 --> 00:49:01,669
Is that when he drank all them cans first?
Yep
538
00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:08,080
I'm gonna crack another egg
539
00:49:10,869 --> 00:49:12,869
Steve! breakfast
540
00:49:15,681 --> 00:49:20,252
I'm eating your bap, what are you gonna do about it?
541
00:49:21,786 --> 00:49:23,786
*nature sounds*
542
00:49:34,072 --> 00:49:36,072
*wood knocking sounds*
543
00:50:06,127 --> 00:50:19,280
draw upon the energy. So we are gathered here
as a group to respectfully call upon the spirits
544
00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:28,333
of the forest all beings from the earth and
beyond make your presence known to us
545
00:50:29,425 --> 00:50:36,730
we are all part of a universal consciousness
draw upon our energies
546
00:50:38,127 --> 00:50:42,720
there's this robin that keeps coming back
and every time it comes back i get this really
547
00:50:42,720 --> 00:50:48,648
strong reading, it's like mad. So yeah ,there
he is look look at that there's a robin as
548
00:50:48,648 --> 00:50:50,240
soon as he comes back that's going to go mental
i swear
549
00:50:51,113 --> 00:50:57,340
so this is what i meant when i was when i
was saying that about the balloon earlier
550
00:50:57,340 --> 00:51:03,700
on and the static because where we are now
feels like we're on the edge of the portal
551
00:51:03,700 --> 00:51:11,840
i can feel it it's like it's like pressing
back on me it's it's like a force met with
552
00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:17,760
my force and also it's there's normally like
the smell of sulfur and i'm getting quite
553
00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:22,480
an eggy smell and that's generally when a
spirit is present or whether something has
554
00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:24,533
just traveled through the portal
555
00:51:26,344 --> 00:51:29,640
I think this
robin is a spirit, i mean it keeps coming back
556
00:51:29,640 --> 00:51:34,591
to the camp and the reading is really high.
It reminds me of the time when i got possessed
557
00:51:34,591 --> 00:51:40,266
by a Harris hawk. And i don't remember the
possession happening but i remember coming
558
00:51:40,266 --> 00:51:46,960
too and when i did come to i just i was flying
over salisbury the whole i just remember seeing
559
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:49,690
everything from a bird's-eye view
560
00:51:49,690 --> 00:51:55,900
Well he's left his shoes here, but i reckon
he's got his walking boots. Who?
561
00:51:56,499 --> 00:52:00,352
He's left his shoes here but..I reckon he's got his walking boots
562
00:52:00,694 --> 00:52:01,837
Who? Steve?
563
00:52:01,837 --> 00:52:07,007
Of course. Is he not in his tent now? have you checked?
he's not he's definitely not in his
564
00:52:07,007 --> 00:52:09,542
tent mate, we've checked that, i've tried his phone
i'm just getting straight through to the answer
565
00:52:09,542 --> 00:52:15,860
machine his shoes are there but says he's
got walking boots with him so, if he's gone
566
00:52:15,860 --> 00:52:18,571
the shop and not taken a list off everybody
i'll be pissed
567
00:52:19,088 --> 00:52:20,316
Won't you?
568
00:52:21,015 --> 00:52:23,627
Oh my nose is running like mad, that fire's
kicking off
569
00:52:25,721 --> 00:52:33,170
Right look at that, that is a well-established
tree, it's got hardly any branches so it's
570
00:52:33,170 --> 00:52:36,250
not like it's going to get blown, right? What's
going to do that?
571
00:52:38,607 --> 00:52:44,609
You've got to be at least eight foot tall
and probably 30 stone I say.
You reckon?
572
00:52:44,609 --> 00:52:45,609
how
573
00:52:46,493 --> 00:52:50,279
Do you think we could do it? snap it or break it? or push it down?
Well no but..
574
00:52:52,287 --> 00:52:55,481
look at that that was a well-established tree
575
00:52:59,453 --> 00:53:05,876
Okay so, just come across this in the clearing
it's obviously a deer
576
00:53:07,778 --> 00:53:09,900
Not a great deal left of it, his eye sockets
gone
577
00:53:11,559 --> 00:53:17,467
not a lot, not a lot remains of it
578
00:53:17,772 --> 00:53:20,550
it's got two, it's got one
back leg
579
00:53:20,550 --> 00:53:22,552
two front
580
00:53:29,405 --> 00:53:37,687
Yeah strange, there's only badgers and foxes
really, predators in these woods so that's
581
00:53:37,687 --> 00:53:45,280
pretty pretty unusual just left it the bottom
of this tree line
582
00:53:50,891 --> 00:53:51,951
hmm
583
00:53:58,497 --> 00:54:03,850
we are at the end of our third day in the
forests of loch ness, things are getting very
584
00:54:03,850 --> 00:54:10,860
strange here, not only are we hearing strange
noises in the night but one of our team members
585
00:54:10,860 --> 00:54:17,520
steve has gone missing. The popular theory
in camp is that he's gone for a walk but i
586
00:54:17,520 --> 00:54:25,160
think other things are afoot. He's been gone
all day, he's left his shoes behind and he's
587
00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:32,859
not answering any of his phone calls, whether
this is a coincidence or not he disappeared
588
00:54:32,859 --> 00:54:39,770
on the morning after we heard the heavy footsteps
in the camp and of course the shouting
589
00:54:40,599 --> 00:54:49,034
I have my theories but i'm keeping them to
myself, i just hope and pray that i'm wrong
590
00:54:54,948 --> 00:54:56,948
Hey remember Blackpool last year?
Ha yeah
591
00:54:59,510 --> 00:55:03,050
Set up camp on the friday night what did he
do on the saturday night? found a pub, went
592
00:55:03,050 --> 00:55:08,869
on his own and we never saw him again for
the rest of the weekend. So anybody else mate
593
00:55:08,869 --> 00:55:14,057
yeah, he's gone to the pub mate,
i mean how he's found the pub around here
594
00:55:14,057 --> 00:55:19,950
i don't know but i don't know mate it's Steve isn't it?
He'll turn up, he'll wander into camp
595
00:55:19,950 --> 00:55:22,720
at two o'clock in the morning pissed out of
his face.
Yeah.
596
00:55:22,721 --> 00:55:25,540
I agree mate, it's just um how
597
00:55:25,540 --> 00:55:30,630
you'd structure the episode dispose into it,
whether you interview the kids.
Interview the
598
00:55:30,630 --> 00:55:35,961
kids but maybe get a group of kids who've
had night terrors.
Yeah that are over it.
599
00:55:35,961 --> 00:55:40,738
Or maybe ones that are still having it and especially..
It's best speaking when they're adults really
600
00:55:40,738 --> 00:55:44,837
Best to speak to them when they are adults about when they were children
601
00:55:44,837 --> 00:55:46,051
Do you know what i mean
602
00:55:46,051 --> 00:55:47,284
Maybe and that yeah
603
00:55:47,859 --> 00:55:52,670
Maybe they could like have a kid being filmed
having a night terror and see what happens.
604
00:55:52,670 --> 00:55:54,337
and see if they can pick up anything...
Whats that up there?
605
00:55:54,338 --> 00:55:55,771
What?
606
00:55:55,771 --> 00:56:01,108
Ah, I told ya..it's Steve isn't it, come on.
No way [ __ ] come on
607
00:56:01,108 --> 00:56:04,160
Let's go, he's going to fall in the f*cking river
608
00:56:08,006 --> 00:56:09,613
Wait for me, I've got the light
609
00:56:15,768 --> 00:56:17,768
*Distant voices*
610
00:56:20,829 --> 00:56:22,829
I told ya
611
00:56:25,287 --> 00:56:28,378
Why is he coming through this way?
He's fell over now I bet you, drunk.
612
00:56:32,800 --> 00:56:35,455
Be prepared to find him o the floor pissed up lads
613
00:56:43,100 --> 00:56:45,443
why would he just hide like that?
Because he's a dick
614
00:56:45,443 --> 00:56:46,764
and he does stuff like that
615
00:56:46,764 --> 00:56:47,761
No man, that's weird man
616
00:56:48,760 --> 00:56:52,042
No, we're falling right into his hands
by even talking about this
617
00:56:53,002 --> 00:56:56,145
Alright Steve, we're gonna nick some beers
618
00:56:56,835 --> 00:56:58,835
Yeah, that was great Steve,
619
00:56:58,835 --> 00:57:00,835
Cheers mate, see you later
620
00:57:01,605 --> 00:57:03,058
Very funny
621
00:57:04,404 --> 00:57:06,971
We will see where he went anyway when we look at the camera footage
622
00:57:09,705 --> 00:57:11,705
*background voices*
623
00:57:15,849 --> 00:57:20,857
So, we just witnessed a strange light off over in the woods
624
00:57:21,609 --> 00:57:23,685
At first we thought it might be Steve
625
00:57:24,116 --> 00:57:27,818
but when we went over to the area, the light was nowhere to be seen
626
00:57:31,891 --> 00:57:33,220
He's actually doing a all-day
long joke
627
00:57:35,892 --> 00:57:36,922
He is actually a little bit crazy
628
00:57:38,189 --> 00:57:40,189
No way!! Come and look at this Jon
629
00:57:45,108 --> 00:57:45,930
Hold on..
630
00:57:48,730 --> 00:57:51,517
Right, hang on, back a bit more
631
00:57:52,187 --> 00:57:54,187
See the light?
Hmm
632
00:57:54,187 --> 00:57:56,187
Right, we go running off
633
00:57:57,099 --> 00:57:59,099
Watch watch
634
00:57:59,099 --> 00:58:00,575
Woh!!!
635
00:58:00,575 --> 00:58:02,449
It just fucking disappeared.
What was that?
636
00:58:03,108 --> 00:58:04,073
What? that's mad
637
00:58:05,615 --> 00:58:07,135
They're trying to make contact
638
00:58:07,479 --> 00:58:09,086
What? who are?
639
00:58:09,412 --> 00:58:11,071
I don't know.
It's a spirit light.
640
00:58:12,525 --> 00:58:15,834
It cant be a ufo, is it? it can't be, can it? no
641
00:58:17,183 --> 00:58:19,041
I'll tell you
what that'll look really good on the show
642
00:58:22,897 --> 00:58:24,897
We'll have to back that up you know
643
00:58:26,348 --> 00:58:29,375
That's good, that's good fucking footage mate
644
00:58:31,460 --> 00:58:33,460
I mean...what the hells that?
645
00:58:33,897 --> 00:58:35,897
I am literally speechless right now
646
00:58:36,420 --> 00:58:38,420
You know what?
647
00:58:38,520 --> 00:58:44,982
Whenever anything happens whether it's um
big foots ufos whatever it's nearly always...
648
00:58:44,982 --> 00:58:48,256
Is that on?
that's on
649
00:58:48,867 --> 00:58:50,396
It's nearly always about strange
650
00:58:50,396 --> 00:58:57,595
lights in the sky there's always a light around
at the time, i'm telling you
651
00:59:01,260 --> 00:59:05,986
right, well no.. i mean i can't explain
that if I'm honest but I dont know
652
00:59:07,601 --> 00:59:13,252
We all saw the light. We saw the light
indeed. That's pretty nuts. That is pretty cool
653
00:59:13,252 --> 00:59:18,012
Is that not the sort of prank that steve would
pull on us though?
654
00:59:18,012 --> 00:59:18,820
I don't know
655
00:59:18,820 --> 00:59:21,257
He aint that clever mate.
I know he's a bit thick
656
00:59:21,955 --> 00:59:24,653
It did look very good though, if that was him..
657
00:59:25,170 --> 00:59:27,019
well done steve if that was you mate.
658
00:59:27,019 --> 00:59:30,000
Yeah well done for making an orb just go into the sky and disappear
659
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:33,089
Come back and take
the credit man because that was ace
660
00:59:36,013 --> 00:59:41,150
That does look very cool and you got
it on camera.
That looked mint
661
00:59:41,151 --> 00:59:42,110
That did look mint
662
00:59:42,110 --> 00:59:45,500
It didn't make a sound though,
there's no noise from it was there?
663
00:59:45,500 --> 00:59:51,020
I didn't hear nothing.So it had gone, it's like it
reacted to us coming towards it
664
00:59:51,456 --> 00:59:54,736
So it was there..it was moving wasn't it?
So we scared it off?
665
00:59:54,736 --> 00:59:57,875
So was it blue? like a blueish light?
I don't know
666
00:59:59,490 --> 01:00:05,630
So if it wasn't a ufo then maybe it was a
spirit light? yeah but it was like it reacted
667
01:00:05,630 --> 01:00:10,355
to us coming didn't it? it was like moving
then it was like whoa! what's the difference
668
01:00:10,355 --> 01:00:13,883
between a spirit light and a ufo? One's a spirit
light and one's a ufo.
669
01:00:15,201 --> 01:00:17,985
And one's bloody Steve.
Steve!
670
01:00:18,378 --> 01:00:23,006
What is it? is it a ufo? is it a spirit light?
or is it a mate being a right [ __ ] in the
671
01:00:23,006 --> 01:00:28,207
bush? I'll tell you what, I'll.. I'll come.. i'll
come a little bit on your side of the fence
672
01:00:28,207 --> 01:00:31,877
here John, if it was Steve and he's heard our
reaction to that he would come over and take
673
01:00:31,877 --> 01:00:37,997
the credit for it. I will say that much.
He would not be able to stop himself from
674
01:00:37,997 --> 01:00:44,812
coming over and gloating like that. That would be his final little , what do you call it? cherry on the cake.
675
01:00:44,812 --> 01:00:48,760
So i'm i'm i'm a little bit concerned
about Steve boys, i'll be honest because i
676
01:00:48,760 --> 01:00:51,055
genuinely thought that was him
677
01:01:06,525 --> 01:01:08,339
What was that?
Did you hear that?
678
01:01:08,863 --> 01:01:09,863
What is it?
679
01:01:19,373 --> 01:01:21,373
*whooping sound*
680
01:01:29,836 --> 01:01:31,836
*louder whooping*
681
01:01:32,233 --> 01:01:34,233
What the hell?
682
01:01:39,550 --> 01:01:42,248
Shine your torch over there.
What was that?
683
01:01:42,248 --> 01:01:45,451
Dont shine the torch, put the torch down.
What do you mean?
684
01:01:45,451 --> 01:01:50,000
Okay yeah, let them come out of the dark, nice one
685
01:02:01,862 --> 01:02:05,974
*Distant wood knocks*
686
01:02:10,832 --> 01:02:11,953
*Strange vocal sound*
687
01:02:16,792 --> 01:02:18,792
This is nuts man
688
01:02:23,694 --> 01:02:25,502
I can't even look
689
01:02:27,510 --> 01:02:29,415
i've never heard anything like that
690
01:02:34,061 --> 01:02:37,097
How far away is that? that's pretty far away right?
691
01:02:38,839 --> 01:02:40,589
Right what we doin? because I'm not staying here
692
01:02:40,801 --> 01:02:43,935
I'm not staying here either. And that is definitely not Steve
693
01:02:44,212 --> 01:02:53,880
Right, if Steve is not back first thing in the morning then we go. Mate,
he's had plenty of time to come back, i say
694
01:02:53,880 --> 01:02:58,811
we go now. Yeah i'm up for it mate. I'm up
for doing that. Yeah i'm going man yeah deffo.
695
01:02:58,811 --> 01:03:00,200
Now?
Yeah
696
01:03:00,201 --> 01:03:03,118
Fuck that. Whatever that is, it's got Steve.
697
01:03:03,582 --> 01:03:05,713
It'll come and get us in a minute so I say we peg it now
698
01:03:06,598 --> 01:03:09,378
First light mate.
Yes, cool, safe
699
01:03:09,597 --> 01:03:12,246
Or else we are going to be stumbling in the dark, first light.
700
01:03:14,516 --> 01:03:23,531
I mean lets look at this,it's obviously someone pissing about but i
mean that's.. that's.. that's something
701
01:03:23,531 --> 01:03:31,200
else ,that's yeah, there's pissing about
and then.. that's scary do you know what I mean?
702
01:03:31,200 --> 01:03:34,402
Jon,what do you think man?
I think..
703
01:03:36,790 --> 01:03:41,583
okay i think we get our stuff ready but we
do stay and then go first light.
704
01:03:41,820 --> 01:03:45,336
Are we all sleeping in the same tent or something, I mean I'm not...
705
01:03:45,337 --> 01:03:47,170
I'm not going to sleep tonight mate
706
01:03:47,170 --> 01:03:48,609
If we all get our stuff together.
707
01:03:48,609 --> 01:03:55,373
Yeah, don't anybody go wandering around
alone. You reckon? yeah, that's not gonna happen.
708
01:03:55,373 --> 01:03:56,883
Definitely not
709
01:04:01,510 --> 01:04:07,413
okay it's 4am and i think a couple of
710
01:04:07,413 --> 01:04:13,262
the lads have gone to sleep it's been a very
711
01:04:13,262 --> 01:04:25,949
strange day. Steve still hasn't come back, the
light in the forest and now screaming i do
712
01:04:25,949 --> 01:04:31,752
believe that what we're dealing with here
is paranormal in origin
713
01:04:33,542 --> 01:04:41,630
the mixture between ufo and potential cryptids
all lead to the portal
714
01:04:47,217 --> 01:04:54,380
Either way, for the safety of our team we're
going to be heading home in the morning
715
01:04:55,558 --> 01:04:58,834
I think we have more than enough evidence on
film.
716
01:05:03,114 --> 01:05:05,463
The john farmer in me wants to stick
717
01:05:05,463 --> 01:05:14,059
around, but my gut feeling is telling me to
leave. If this really is a cryptid let's, say..
718
01:05:14,059 --> 01:05:20,387
sasquatch that we're dealing with here, then
we need to take note of what the first nation
719
01:05:20,387 --> 01:05:26,989
tribes say, if you come into contact with these
beings you are very unlikely to live to tell
720
01:05:26,989 --> 01:05:28,709
the tale
721
01:05:30,339 --> 01:05:37,151
Hundreds of people go missing in national
parks every year, it makes you wonder
722
01:05:38,932 --> 01:05:42,491
Morning.
Did you hear anything else last night?
723
01:05:43,320 --> 01:05:45,320
No, nothing thank God
724
01:05:45,320 --> 01:05:47,324
Daz? You hear anything else?
725
01:05:48,797 --> 01:05:50,000
No mate
726
01:05:50,500 --> 01:05:52,500
What's that?
Leaving a note for Steve
727
01:05:52,500 --> 01:05:54,875
For if he decides to show up.
Good idea
728
01:05:54,875 --> 01:05:57,050
Tell him he's a dick.
I have done, he is a dick.
729
01:06:00,996 --> 01:06:02,996
I thought it could have been the locals though
730
01:06:05,626 --> 01:06:09,738
But i've never heard anything like that ever,
like it could have been an animal or some
731
01:06:09,738 --> 01:06:11,174
creature or..
732
01:06:14,535 --> 01:06:23,005
I don't know mate, i mean you gotta look at it
this way i mean locals i mean what locals?
733
01:06:23,005 --> 01:06:26,637
how many people have we seen when we've been
here? nobody, we haven't seen anybody there's
734
01:06:26,637 --> 01:06:32,982
no locals around here. I thought it could have
been jon setting it up but...look at him.
735
01:06:33,240 --> 01:06:35,240
Yeah.
That's not Jon is it?
736
01:06:36,491 --> 01:06:38,491
We gonna sort these tents out or what?
737
01:06:38,491 --> 01:06:40,229
We need to get fucking out of here mate
738
01:06:40,229 --> 01:06:42,229
Forget the tents.
He'd be persuading us to stay.
739
01:06:42,229 --> 01:06:44,229
What, we're leaving the tents here?
We are leaving the tents here
740
01:06:44,229 --> 01:06:46,229
Let's get the hell out of here, we can come back for them.
741
01:06:46,229 --> 01:06:49,495
Well we've got to take our stuff obviously.
We'll take our stuff, just travel light.
742
01:06:53,109 --> 01:07:00,840
So our first time here at loch ness has come
to a close.. come to a close? End. And so our first
743
01:07:00,840 --> 01:07:05,980
time here at loch ness has come to an end
with a few nights of strange happenings increasing
744
01:07:05,980 --> 01:07:12,950
in intensity, we've decided that the safety
of our team has to be a priority. Ufos, strange
745
01:07:12,950 --> 01:07:22,250
beasts wandering the night and the unholy
screams one thing is for sure loch ness has
746
01:07:22,250 --> 01:07:30,932
many more mysteries to be solved. I'm john
farmer john join me next time on there's something
747
01:07:30,932 --> 01:07:32,562
in the shadows
748
01:07:36,796 --> 01:07:38,674
Wait, wait up
749
01:07:43,633 --> 01:07:45,633
*Walking through the bush sounds*
750
01:07:51,419 --> 01:07:55,725
Kirk! slow down man, slow down
751
01:08:10,000 --> 01:08:12,210
shhh
752
01:08:12,210 --> 01:08:13,748
Can you hear that?
753
01:08:14,599 --> 01:08:16,250
It's a person
754
01:08:16,639 --> 01:08:18,862
Mate that's Steve.
Steve?
755
01:08:19,229 --> 01:08:21,229
I'll give him a call.
756
01:08:26,760 --> 01:08:28,760
*Distant ringtone*
757
01:08:28,992 --> 01:08:30,992
It's ringing!
No!
758
01:08:30,992 --> 01:08:32,992
We've got him.
*excited laughter*
759
01:08:32,992 --> 01:08:34,992
I knew it.
Shh, be quiet
760
01:08:36,960 --> 01:08:37,888
We'll sneak up on him.
761
01:08:43,068 --> 01:08:45,068
*Steves ringtone getting louder*
762
01:08:59,648 --> 01:09:00,978
Are you ringing him?
763
01:09:03,933 --> 01:09:05,933
It's coming from up there.
764
01:09:09,317 --> 01:09:11,017
What the hell is that?
765
01:09:17,522 --> 01:09:19,522
Have you seen that?
766
01:09:20,801 --> 01:09:22,801
What the fuck man
767
01:09:24,815 --> 01:09:26,815
Is that Steve?
768
01:09:30,567 --> 01:09:31,833
is that real?
769
01:09:33,888 --> 01:09:35,321
I wanna go home man
770
01:09:35,321 --> 01:09:39,360
listen listen listen listen listen
listen we need to call the police, mate
771
01:09:43,448 --> 01:09:47,501
john i'm calling the police mate is there
anything i need to know mate before I ring this number?
772
01:09:47,501 --> 01:09:48,782
fuck off Daz, fuck off
773
01:09:51,821 --> 01:09:53,821
*Closer whooping*
774
01:09:54,020 --> 01:09:56,076
Fuckin hell, run
775
01:10:12,837 --> 01:10:14,837
*Choking sound*
776
01:10:21,873 --> 01:10:23,437
Wait boys hold on
777
01:10:23,680 --> 01:10:25,680
What?
Kirk, where's Kirk?
778
01:10:25,929 --> 01:10:28,594
Kirk!
What do you mean where's Kirk? He's here, he's
779
01:10:28,594 --> 01:10:32,778
is behind you. Where is he?
Kirk!
780
01:10:32,778 --> 01:10:34,036
He should be here
781
01:10:34,036 --> 01:10:35,407
There's his bag.
Kirk!
782
01:10:36,443 --> 01:10:41,291
I can't get a signal. Where is he?, he was behind John,
ring the police Daz. I'm ringing
783
01:10:41,291 --> 01:10:43,200
the police mate.
Ring the police Daz. I
784
01:10:43,200 --> 01:10:45,200
I'm trying to get through to them.
785
01:10:45,200 --> 01:10:47,200
Have you phoned the police?
Kirk!
786
01:10:47,200 --> 01:10:48,589
I'm calling them now Jon
787
01:10:48,815 --> 01:10:50,121
His bags here
788
01:10:52,827 --> 01:10:56,548
Kirk!
what's going on?
789
01:11:00,001 --> 01:11:02,001
*Heavy breathing*
790
01:11:03,094 --> 01:11:08,005
Where is he? he was here, he was behind you john
where is he? I was at the front.
791
01:11:09,599 --> 01:11:12,472
Listen, we can't stay here
792
01:11:13,615 --> 01:11:15,250
Hold on..
793
01:11:15,250 --> 01:11:23,300
don't touch anything, don't touch anything. okay
okay thank you thank you very much right listen
794
01:11:23,300 --> 01:11:25,213
up boys the
police
795
01:11:25,213 --> 01:11:28,522
He was behind you, he's not missing he's here..he's with us
796
01:11:28,522 --> 01:11:30,522
Listen Fred, calm down mate calm down
797
01:11:30,759 --> 01:11:32,628
Kirk!
Listen mate calm down
798
01:11:32,628 --> 01:11:34,628
I need to tell you what the police have said
799
01:11:34,628 --> 01:11:36,430
He's here. He's not fuckin here is he?
800
01:11:36,430 --> 01:11:40,219
he's clearly not here. listen the police have
said they're sending somebody out, they're
801
01:11:40,219 --> 01:11:45,730
going to look for the gps you know we can
either wait for them or we can get out
802
01:11:45,730 --> 01:11:49,130
of here. We can't stay here we've got to get
out and then someone can come back and look
803
01:11:49,130 --> 01:11:53,420
for the pair of them.I agree with that. What
are you putting a [ __ ] gopro on for? because
804
01:11:53,420 --> 01:12:00,646
if people are going missing mate we need the
evidence. Come on, I'm not hanging around... fred, fred
805
01:12:00,646 --> 01:12:05,889
He's gone mate. [ __ ] sake. Think about what
we've just seen i'm not staying here boys
806
01:12:05,889 --> 01:12:07,360
please come on
807
01:12:07,851 --> 01:12:09,157
go
808
01:12:23,080 --> 01:12:25,190
Woh! hang on a minute Jon
809
01:12:26,481 --> 01:12:28,481
What the hell?
Well we definitely didn't come this way.
810
01:12:33,340 --> 01:12:35,733
You got any water?
It's inside here.
811
01:12:37,106 --> 01:12:39,804
Go easy on it alright?
Fuck you Jon
812
01:12:39,804 --> 01:12:40,804
it's all ive got
813
01:12:40,804 --> 01:12:41,629
chill out
814
01:12:41,629 --> 01:12:42,931
It's not my fault ive been walking for an hour
815
01:12:43,392 --> 01:12:44,650
Well it's not my fault either is it?
816
01:12:44,650 --> 01:12:46,650
Chill out, come on.
817
01:12:50,559 --> 01:12:51,188
Where you going?
818
01:12:52,594 --> 01:12:55,664
I'm just gonna have a look over here, see if
we can find a way off this
819
01:13:06,502 --> 01:13:08,502
Fred we need to keep moving mate
820
01:13:08,502 --> 01:13:10,895
Lets get a move on guys. Hang on, before we go any further,
821
01:13:11,200 --> 01:13:13,855
can I at least just check?
Well check it then
822
01:13:14,511 --> 01:13:16,614
I'll just get the compass out.
What do you need that for?
823
01:13:16,920 --> 01:13:20,393
Make sure we're still going south.
Navigation has got us to the side of a cliff boys.
824
01:13:28,349 --> 01:13:30,327
oh we got a problem here
825
01:13:30,763 --> 01:13:34,116
The compass isn't moving.
Yeah exactly it's not moving
826
01:13:34,116 --> 01:13:35,287
Well what does that mean?
827
01:13:35,287 --> 01:13:37,362
Why is it not moving? how is that possible? Ive got no idea
828
01:13:37,362 --> 01:13:38,303
That, hold on...
829
01:13:39,284 --> 01:13:41,040
that's the electromagnetic field
830
01:13:42,373 --> 01:13:46,844
Wheres the emf metre?
Compasses don't just break. Get your toys out mate,
831
01:13:46,844 --> 01:13:51,739
great time to play with your toys, brilliant. Well
we've got to check haven't we? see if the compasses broke.
832
01:13:51,739 --> 01:13:55,397
what are you checking for? It's gonna take
two seconds, give me that give me that meter
833
01:13:58,781 --> 01:14:02,080
Look at that.
So..so what's that mean?
It's going absolutely mental.
834
01:14:02,861 --> 01:14:07,020
Well in a supernatural
sense it means..It means we have to go come on let's
835
01:14:07,020 --> 01:14:12,090
go. I'm calling the police again boys.
Good luck with that. We got to keep heading south.
836
01:14:12,090 --> 01:14:16,040
well that's the direction we've been going for an
hour, we don't know. If we just look like we're
837
01:14:16,040 --> 01:14:18,691
going in a straight line the compass is not
working we can't go to the compass
838
01:14:18,691 --> 01:14:19,520
anymore
839
01:14:19,520 --> 01:14:21,520
Let's just keep going.
Brilliant plan.
840
01:14:23,200 --> 01:14:24,320
I'm going to turn this off
841
01:14:27,376 --> 01:14:29,376
*Distant tree knocking*
842
01:14:41,639 --> 01:14:45,920
If you are tracking our last location, we have moved away.
Good luck with that.
843
01:14:46,324 --> 01:14:48,654
If the compass is on south how will they track our location?
844
01:14:48,654 --> 01:14:51,693
it's gps , I told you before.
Yeah but it's not going to work is it.
We need to keep moving.
845
01:14:52,125 --> 01:14:53,645
I lost signal
846
01:14:59,463 --> 01:15:03,284
If you want to tell us what this is in the
woods you just go ahead and do it will ya?
847
01:15:03,284 --> 01:15:06,878
It's obviously, come on, it's obviously not
john is it? now come on. I''m here aren't I?
848
01:15:06,878 --> 01:15:09,920
You know ive rung the police don't you?you'll have to explain this to them.
849
01:15:12,237 --> 01:15:19,264
Daz, which way are we going? Daz!
I haven't got a signal dont follow me
850
01:15:24,320 --> 01:15:29,358
If we keep going in this direction we've got
to come to a road or something, surely.
851
01:15:30,492 --> 01:15:34,348
Why aren't we getting anywhere? i swear we've walked
past these trees half an hour ago. We must
852
01:15:34,348 --> 01:15:41,396
be coming up on a road soon. Put your camera
away mate and check that we're not going around
853
01:15:41,396 --> 01:15:44,754
in circles. I told you what I'm doing, i'm trying
to record on so i'm trying to get whatever
854
01:15:45,750 --> 01:15:52,239
i can if, someone's messing about i want to
get it on camera. Starting to go dark boys,
855
01:15:52,239 --> 01:15:54,477
i'm not spending another night out here
856
01:15:56,309 --> 01:16:03,330
Help! Jon, we've tried that one we've tried that
haven't we, it's obviously.. It's not going to do any
857
01:16:03,330 --> 01:16:05,326
harm is it?
858
01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:11,000
Help!
859
01:16:27,870 --> 01:16:29,280
Whats up with you?
860
01:16:29,521 --> 01:16:33,480
i can't carry on mate i've twisted the ankle.
What are you going to do?You can't stay
861
01:16:33,480 --> 01:16:38,244
here can you? look. You got to hop or something. I
can't hop i've twisted have you ever twisted
862
01:16:38,244 --> 01:16:44,380
your ankle? Yeah. You can't walk on it, i'll
stay here, i'll stay here
863
01:16:44,380 --> 01:16:48,130
and just send somebody back. you're not
staying here don't be dramatic we're not leaving
864
01:16:48,130 --> 01:16:53,430
without you, use the stick to support you.
I can't mate, do you want to carry me? Use the stick to
865
01:16:53,430 --> 01:16:57,969
support yourself, you haven't even tried it.
I can't i'm telling you I can't. Nice one. Just
866
01:16:57,969 --> 01:17:03,860
carry on. Brill. Just carry on. Brilliant. And
send someone back to me. No.. nobody's coming
867
01:17:03,860 --> 01:17:06,930
back for us mate, that's the point, when i phoned
the police and they were going to get the
868
01:17:06,930 --> 01:17:14,840
gprs signal we were miles away from where
we are. Nobody's coming jesus [ __ ] christ
869
01:17:14,840 --> 01:17:20,270
Daz, i wouldn't do that mate. Don't start with
that bigfoot [ __ ] john we all know that
870
01:17:20,270 --> 01:17:24,600
there's some nutter walking around, running
around in the woods because you hired them,
871
01:17:24,600 --> 01:17:30,120
as part of your little film. Don't you think
if i had i would have said something by now?
872
01:17:30,120 --> 01:17:33,389
why haven't you said something by now mate? because
you've been scared and when it got too far
873
01:17:33,389 --> 01:17:37,199
what could you say? oh sorry lads all this
[ __ ] that's happening it's my fault. Is
874
01:17:37,199 --> 01:17:40,540
this really helping? You've got what you
want, we're all scared shitless and you're still
875
01:17:40,540 --> 01:17:44,250
filming. Yeah obviously. If i'm the only one
who's not in on this then will you please
876
01:17:44,250 --> 01:17:47,930
just tell me. We're not in on anything, how
do you explain the noises? the others going
877
01:17:47,930 --> 01:17:53,870
missing? Oh hang on..Woop woop woop woop!..those noises? it doesn't
take a professional actor to do that mate.
878
01:17:53,870 --> 01:17:57,501
People going missing, the blood, the stuff hanging
in the tree. Yeah how do we know that that
879
01:17:57,501 --> 01:18:01,910
was Steve? it was so conveniently placed high up in the tree so that we couldn't
880
01:18:01,910 --> 01:18:07,860
inspect the body. Well I can't explain it. Nice! I can't explain
it. [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you! Come on, we gotta
881
01:18:07,860 --> 01:18:11,800
get to a road, we got to keep our calm. Daz!
882
01:18:13,091 --> 01:18:13,956
What now?
883
01:18:15,758 --> 01:18:18,085
Well...you're gonna have to carry on Jon.
I can't.
884
01:18:18,785 --> 01:18:22,405
Well your gonna have to try aren't you? Give me that stick.
885
01:18:25,941 --> 01:18:28,952
You can't stay here can you with whatever is out there?
886
01:18:29,764 --> 01:18:32,375
I'd rather stay here than be with fucking him
887
01:18:32,375 --> 01:18:34,950
Well he's stressed isn't he?
Arnt we all?
888
01:18:34,950 --> 01:18:38,874
Yeah I know but you cant just stay here can you?
889
01:18:40,436 --> 01:18:42,785
I want to get out as well, so.
This aint gonna work.
890
01:18:43,109 --> 01:18:45,284
It is, just don't put all your weight on it.
891
01:18:45,284 --> 01:18:47,284
It'll take forever, it's going to get dark.
892
01:18:51,400 --> 01:18:54,669
Alright Jon?
The sticks [ __ ] useless man, I might as well just hop.
893
01:18:54,669 --> 01:18:56,014
Well it's helping you to walk isn't it?
894
01:18:56,014 --> 01:18:57,600
Sorry mate, I'll find you a crutch.
895
01:18:57,600 --> 01:18:59,731
Something with a bit sticking out at least
896
01:19:02,751 --> 01:19:07,360
It's going dark man.
Daz, slow down mate.
897
01:19:07,360 --> 01:19:09,360
What?
Nothing.
898
01:19:16,276 --> 01:19:19,806
We need to get somewhere higher up, at least we can
see where we are then.
899
01:19:21,112 --> 01:19:22,112
Where?
900
01:19:22,639 --> 01:19:24,032
Where's higher?
901
01:19:26,434 --> 01:19:28,434
I don't know
902
01:19:37,165 --> 01:19:39,165
Fucks sake
903
01:19:48,923 --> 01:19:50,443
You alright Jon?
Yeah.
904
01:19:51,193 --> 01:19:52,321
Dandy
905
01:19:56,110 --> 01:19:59,725
See any roads? No. Nothing at all? No
906
01:20:02,343 --> 01:20:04,343
There's a mountain over there
907
01:20:06,393 --> 01:20:13,626
That's not the one we came in on is it? the
mountain? No, no, because..I cant see nothing
908
01:20:13,626 --> 01:20:16,077
there's no roads, are you sure we haven't been here before
in fact?
909
01:20:20,960 --> 01:20:22,393
We better keep moving
910
01:20:25,523 --> 01:20:27,523
The suns going down, that's it
911
01:20:28,148 --> 01:20:30,541
This is utter bollocks.
I'm not walking around there at night.
912
01:20:30,541 --> 01:20:31,930
Or limping around there at night
913
01:20:31,930 --> 01:20:39,189
We can't go this way now can we? look at it,
just dense forest. nothing anywhere. And i can't
914
01:20:39,189 --> 01:20:40,189
get down there.
915
01:20:51,350 --> 01:20:58,812
So it's 1am, we've had to pitch a tent ,we're
still lost and we don't want to be running
916
01:20:58,812 --> 01:21:02,956
around in the woods with whatever it is that's
out there
917
01:21:05,400 --> 01:21:11,152
We haven't had a fire and we're trying to
be really quiet because we don't want to attract
918
01:21:11,152 --> 01:21:20,623
any attention to ourselves. We've got no battery
left on our phones, which isn't great but as
919
01:21:20,623 --> 01:21:22,782
soon as the sun comes up
920
01:21:24,527 --> 01:21:28,934
we're gonna head in the same direction and we are
gonna find a way out of these woods
921
01:21:32,276 --> 01:21:34,276
Right, I'll turn it off.
Yeah
922
01:21:42,199 --> 01:21:44,199
*Loud screaming from the forest*
923
01:21:44,199 --> 01:21:46,199
Shit!
What the flipping heck was that?
924
01:21:46,199 --> 01:21:48,199
Shh, keep it down man
925
01:21:53,582 --> 01:21:55,582
*loud screaming*
926
01:21:56,616 --> 01:21:57,830
Quiet
927
01:22:08,118 --> 01:22:10,118
What the heck? what's that?
928
01:22:14,123 --> 01:22:16,123
Oh my God
Jesus
929
01:22:22,206 --> 01:22:24,206
Come on, go
930
01:22:33,393 --> 01:22:35,393
Which way? down here
931
01:22:49,070 --> 01:22:51,070
*snapping and choking sound*
932
01:22:55,969 --> 01:22:58,624
Woh woh, what was that?
933
01:22:59,577 --> 01:23:02,276
Fred? Freddie?
934
01:23:04,165 --> 01:23:05,670
where is he? Fred Fred.
935
01:23:08,812 --> 01:23:11,023
what the [ __ ] is that?
936
01:23:11,983 --> 01:23:13,588
Mate is that?
937
01:23:13,588 --> 01:23:15,588
Can you see? Is that Fred?
938
01:23:15,588 --> 01:23:16,977
Let's get out of here
939
01:23:16,977 --> 01:23:18,421
Go go go go go
940
01:23:25,983 --> 01:23:27,983
*Branches snapping*
941
01:23:30,246 --> 01:23:32,246
Jesus! Fucking hell
942
01:23:38,761 --> 01:23:40,761
*Heavy breathing*
943
01:23:44,393 --> 01:23:46,393
Daz?
944
01:23:48,794 --> 01:23:50,794
Oh fuck
945
01:23:53,682 --> 01:23:54,634
I can't see
946
01:24:19,252 --> 01:24:20,117
I can't look
947
01:24:24,608 --> 01:24:25,779
Daz?
948
01:24:30,387 --> 01:24:32,387
Daz?
949
01:24:45,112 --> 01:24:47,112
*Heavy breathing, panic sounds*
950
01:25:49,012 --> 01:25:51,012
*Loud screaming*
951
01:26:21,590 --> 01:26:24,646
This is a message for
952
01:26:26,434 --> 01:26:29,239
anyone watching this
953
01:26:34,241 --> 01:26:36,241
*Loud grunting sounds close by*
954
01:26:58,552 --> 01:27:00,552
*Loud screams all around*
955
01:27:25,495 --> 01:27:27,955
i don't think i'm gonna make it out of this forest alive.
956
01:27:32,887 --> 01:27:34,316
steve
957
01:27:35,757 --> 01:27:37,019
kirk
958
01:27:40,000 --> 01:27:42,483
fred and now Daz
959
01:27:44,339 --> 01:27:46,129
have all gone
960
01:27:49,228 --> 01:27:51,878
and i think they're gonna be coming for me
soon
961
01:27:55,353 --> 01:27:57,353
*screaming*
962
01:28:07,635 --> 01:28:12,416
I can't run anymore, i feel like my whole
body is shutting down
963
01:28:21,103 --> 01:28:23,893
There are creatures in these woods
964
01:28:26,730 --> 01:28:32,248
intelligent creatures that must be destroyed
965
01:28:38,010 --> 01:28:38,989
Holly
966
01:28:41,930 --> 01:28:42,925
I'm sorry
967
01:28:42,927 --> 01:28:44,489
I love you
968
01:28:48,286 --> 01:28:50,570
i'm so so sorry
969
01:29:02,186 --> 01:29:04,186
*screaming and grunting sounds all around*
970
01:29:48,568 --> 01:29:50,568
*Heavy footsteps*
971
01:29:56,121 --> 01:29:58,121
*Jon screaming*
972
01:30:27,273 --> 01:30:29,273
*Screaming*
973
01:30:34,559 --> 01:30:36,559
*ripping sound*
974
01:30:49,700 --> 01:30:51,700
*Screaming and feeding frenzy*
975
01:31:06,120 --> 01:31:08,120
*wind blowing and distant screams*
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