All language subtitles for Pajama Party English

♪ Hey, Mr. Sun
come on and shine ♪

♪ hey, Mr. Sun it's party time ♪

♪ we're feelin' great,
yeah we're feelin' fine ♪

♪ it's that kind of
day yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ hey, Mr. Sun
we'll be on time ♪

♪ hey, Mr. Sun
you've gotta shine ♪

♪ we're feelin' great,
yeah we're feelin' fine ♪

♪ it's that kind of day

♪ wanna whistle ♪

♪ Yeah, you're feelin'
like you wanna sing ♪

♪ feelin' happy ♪

♪ Happy 'cause you know
what the day's gonna bring ♪

♪ hey, Mr. Sun
you're right on time ♪

♪ hey, Mr. Sun the
pleasure's mine ♪

♪ we're feelin' great,
yeah we're feelin' fine ♪

♪ it's that kind of day

♪ We're feelin' great,
yeah we're feelin' fine ♪

♪ it's that kind of
day yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ We're feelin' great,
yeah we're feelin' fine ♪

♪ it's that kind of day

♪ wanna whistle ♪

♪ Yeah, you feel
like you wanna sing ♪

♪ feelin' happy ♪

♪ Happy 'cause you know
what the day's gonna bring ♪

♪ hey, Mr. Sun
you're right on time ♪

♪ hey, Mr. Sun the
pleasure's mine ♪

♪ we're feelin' great,
yeah we're feelin' fine ♪

♪ it's that kind of
day yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ it's that kind of
day yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ it's that kind of day

I say, let's call the
whole invasion off.

What do we need
with a crazy planet?

That's not it. We owe
it to the universe.

If those are earth teenagers, they've
got to cause trouble when they grow up.

You picked the biggest goof-off
on all Mars to be the advance man.

Naturally. He's so stupid that if
he's captured, he'll confuse the enemy.

That's part of our
plan. Here he comes.

It's not that I don't
like him. I can't stand him!

So if you'll excuse
me, I'll leave now.

Plang.

Plang.

-Plang.
-Plang. You look like some kind of nut.

I can't help it. This is the
way earth people dress.

I've been studying their
habits for the past three years.

So be it. Know your mission? To
prepare the way for the infiltration.

Good. In 48 hours then, be ready to
meet the first party of ten on earth.

Plang.

Ooh-yee-hoo-hoo!

Big Lunk? Hmm?

Look over there.

Doesn't that make you think
of something? Heck, yeah.

It's time for
volleyball practice!

Come on, team.

Big Lunk!

Mush!

What'd you go and do that for?

It is time for
volleyball practice!

I'm not asking why you did it, I’m
telling you you're right and he's wrong.

Thanks, Vikki. How do you know?

Don't you remember? I
went with him last year.

Come on, gang, let's head
for the beach and volleyball.

And leave the girls? No.
We need Vikki for setter.

What about love, romance,
cool lips and moonlight?

Sounds great. Never tried
playing volleyball in the moonlight.

Maybe we'll try it
tonight. Come on.

I'm
comin', I'm comin'.

All right! Will ya...

I'm comin', I told ya.

All right, will ya? Yeah?

Boss, it's Fleegle. Hello, Fleegle?
Where are ya? I'm gettin' waterlogged.

Are you in the bath tub? No,
stupid, I'm not in the bathtub.

Then where are you? Look,
Fleegle, listen very carefully.

But... boss, I got a problem.
No, you listen to me!

Right next door is more money
than you and me has ever seen.

Boss, I... I'm sitting here on
my big raft doing nothin'.

What? Stop
stuttering. But, boss...

Now look, get that Indian and that
Swede and get 'em up here right away.

Boss, I got something
to tell you. What's that?

I got a flat tire. So ya
got a flat! Fix it, idiot!

I'm not a mechanic.
Where are you?

Sycamore and valley. You knucklehead.
You're at the bottom of the hill.

Walk up here and try not to
attract any attention. Ya hear me?

Yeah, but... right away!

That stupid idiot.

Boss, that's a long
walk up the hill and it's...

But, but, but... what?

All right, team, let's go. Jilda, serve
the way I showed you. Come on, baby.

Come on. Jilda, I...

What happened to him?

Oh, you're all looking
so healthy this morning!

Now, breathe deeply.

Because we have a nice
warm summer coming,

and I want to bring the
color to your cheeks.

Ooh! Mmm.

Harold, Cynthia, not yet.

I shall have to talk to you
about the birds and the bees,

and the teenagers.

I know it takes self-control, but
there's a time and a place for everything.

Now, listen to the
leaves rustling,

and the birds singing. Psst!

Psst!

Oh, heavens, is it possible
there's a snake in the grass?

Psst! Up here!

You're casting
shadows on my roses.

Terribly sorry.

I should hope so. What if
I were having a sunbath?

It's kinda embarrassing for me, I
mean, coming from Mars and like that.

But my power jet pack
just pooped out... right here.

-Did you say from Mars?
-Yeah. Don't you believe me?

Do you believe I
talk to flowers?

Why, certainly. Why not?

Then I believe that
you come from Mars.

I thought maybe if you could throw
me up a rope, you could pull me down.

Oh, oh, certainly.

So, that nutty advance
man of yours made conduct.

With what? What's
an "aunt Wendy"?

An aunt Wendy is a reasonably
average earth adult.

If she's average, I don't see
why we want the place so badly.

Oh, gosh, Connie, I didn't mean
to hit Big Lunk on the head.

It happens. But his
head is his weak spot.

I'll say! I guess that
blows the volleyball game.

Volleyball?

What are you standing
around for? Let's get practicing!

Let's go, champ!

-Team, let's get cracking.
-Big Lunk?

-Aren't you forgetting something?
-Oh, yeah.

You can see better
from over here, honey.

All right, team, let's
go. Come on, hit it.

Oh! Him!

Him! Did I tell ya?
Did I tell ya right?

Yeah, you sure did
tell us right, boss.

Look at them, getting
footprints all over our beach.

That's right, boss. Footprints all
over except where they were sittin'.

We gotta chase them off the beach
before they got it all footprinted up.

Aah!

J.D., you and
Alberta take the lead.

I, Eric Von Zipper, your leader,
will personally bring up the rear.

Let's go!

Big Lunk!

They got the boss!

Boy, someone's
gonna get it for this!

Someone's really gonna get it.

Oh, boy, he's gonna
be mad. He hates fish.

They're responsible. Yeah!
You wait till he comes to!

You're gonna get Eric
Von Zipper's revenge, boy!

I can hardly wait!

Hey, what happened?

As usual, nothing! Here,
why don't you blow?

I don't understand you.
I tell you I'm a martian.

I tell you there'll be ten more like me
in 48 hours. What does that mean to you?

Forty-eight hours
? That's two days.

Now, now, keep
still, dear. Please.

You don't believe I’m
from Mars, right? I believe.

I'll prove it to you.
This is my transducer.

Oh, we don't use words
like that in this house, dear.

You're just the right size for
Big Lunk's last year's clothes.

A transducer is what you
earth people call a ray gun.

Oh, yes, I know. Big Lunk
used to play with them...

Before he discovered
the pogo stick.

I'll show you what it can do.

Oh! Isn't that nice?

Have you ever thought of becoming a
magician? On the stage? In vaudeville?

You'd look very
handsome in a tuxedo.

Listen, we're gonna take over!

Yes, I know. Young
people eventually do.

What a wonderful
color with your eyes.

I'll show you exactly
what's going to happen.

You just sit down
and wait a minute.

You're going to put
on a magic show for me?

Yeah, I'm gonna put
on a magic show for ya.

This is my teleporter.

It looks very convenient.
Is it a kind of radio?

Now, with this, I can send
anything I want directly to Mars...

In one hundred-thousandth of a millisecond
merely by adjusting these dials.

Can you now? What do they need?

-They don't need anything.
-Well, why send it to them?

-The sign's in there, right?
-Right.

Now, I turn the teleporter on,

position the function
dial to "transmit,"

um, set the time lapse to zero.

Now, watch.

I have just sent the
bus stop sign to Mars!

How wonderful! Do
they have buses there?

-No.
-Well, why do you send it there then?

They won't do anything
with the bus stop sign.

Don't worry, dear.
You did a very nice trick.

And I'm delighted to get
that old sign out of the room.

Listen, I'm trying to
tell you something.

There's going to be an invasion of
a whole army of others just like me!

Oh, isn't that nice.

But I suggest you get hotel reservations.
Summers at the beach can be awful.

People come from all over. Your
friends won't be able to get rooms.

Look, just by
reversing the process,

I set this dial to "receive."

I set the time lapse to
whatever time I want...

And whoever is in the
receiving area on Mars,

and eventually
it will be an army,

will materialize
one by one in there!

Oh, good! We have a lot of very
nice unattached girls around here.

And I would be happy to introduce any of
your friends to any of my young friends.

By the way, how do I introduce
you? Pleasantly, I hope.

I didn't mean that.
What's your name? Go go.

I beg your pardon? Go go.

Go go? Oh, that's ridiculous.
I shall call you George.

You follow me down to the pool house
and we'll get you into a proper swimsuit...

And out of that foolish-looking
usher's uniform.

Why do things have
to be so difficult?

George, are you coming?

George?

That's me!

What are we doing this for?

I don't know why you do
'em, I like 'em sensation.

Since you know how to
speak to her, will you get

that blonde here while I
go looking for the boss.

Ugh. Don't use that word
no more. I don't like it.

Yoo-hoo! Boss! Boss!

Cowabonga! Make chop-chop.

Yoo-hoo! Boss? Mr. Hulk! Yoo...

Oh. We go in house.

Mr. Hulk tell you what room,
then you take-um bath. Follow me.

Ja, ja, ja.

♪ Out where the sun
shines bright all day ♪

♪ down the coast
toward Malibu way ♪

♪ that's where we dance
that's where we swim ♪

♪ where there's a
her for every him ♪

♪ 'cause that's the way
it's done among the young ♪

♪ suntanned boys
in surfer pants ♪

♪ teaching all the
girls the latest dance ♪

♪ we walk the dog
we do the twist ♪

♪ we do the swim
it goes like this ♪

♪ 'cause that's the way
it's done among the young ♪

♪ Girls in bikinis
steal the show ♪

♪ yeah, walkin' down
the beach to and fro ♪

♪ it's summertime
we have a ball ♪

♪ we live it up till the fall ♪

♪ 'cause that's the way
it's done among the young ♪

♪ among the young

♪ that's the way it's done
among the very young ♪

♪ that's the way it's done
among the very young ♪

♪ that's the way it's
done among the young ♪

♪ 'cause that's the way

♪ that's the way it's done

♪ among the young

Yeah!

Mush!

Hello?

So we made a slight mistake. I thought
that house next door was yours.

I guess they're
still there.

You nitwit birdbrain!

That's the house where we're working
the scam, and I hope for your sake,

the blonde don't run into
the old lady's nephew, Big Lunk.

If she does, it could blow
the whole master plan.

Ow! Master plan.

That's got something to do with
what we're doing here, right, boss?

Listen and I'll give you a
rundown of the whole master plan.

We rented this house because
of the old tomato next door,

affectionately known to the teenager
element of the community as "aunt Wendy."

You gonna squeeze my nose again
if I ask a question? No. What is it?

Who is aunt Wendy? And what
the heck are we doing here?

Aunt Wendy happens to run the
most expensive dress shop in this town.

She sells only to teenagers.

She loses money on every dress
she sells, so how does she stay alive?

Volume? Wrong!

Keep hitting me like that
and I'm gonna hear birds.

Aunt Wendy's husband died 20
years ago. He was a millionaire.

Only he didn't leave no dough in
the bank. What does that mean to you?

I don't know, but
whatever you say, I agree.

I'll tell you. It means there's millions
of bucks of cash hidden in that house.

Every two weeks, that old ding-a-ling
sends her beetle-browed nephew,

who goes by the suspicious name
of Big Lunk, to the bank with 25 grand.

That's to make up the deficit of the
dress shop. Now, do you get the picture?

Yeah, we bust in, find the
dough and blast off, right?

Wrong! We don't use
brute force. We use brains!

Remember? Who's the king
of the con men? You, boss.

J. Sinister Hulk himself.

You can say that again.

Now then, obviously that
middle-aged fruitcake...

Ain't gonna show us where she stashed
the loot, right? Whatever you say, boss.

Now what do we do? We attack
the weakest link, "Big Lunk."

"Big link"? Big Lunk!

Aah!

Mmmmm!

Mmmmm.

Hi!

Really, I...

They like to be
formally introduced.

Hey, you forgot this!

Boss! Boss! They're coming!

See? I told you not to worry.

Gimme those opera glasses
before you hurt yourself.

Oh, yeah, that's my
blonde, all right.

Me good Indian! Me surrender.

Stop! Stop! You
forgot your brush!

That's what you call an intelligence
officer? That's what I call a nut!

I call him a nut too,
but look how nicely he

fits in on earth, chasing
Indians and blondes.

He's so stupid, he'll
probably catch the Indian.

Connie, how are you, my dear?

Fine, I guess.

No, I'm not. I'm just miserable.

It's the Big Lunk of a
nephew of mine, isn't it?

Yeah. He's just a
great big clown,

and he doesn't know a
good thing when he sees it.

You have nothing to worry about.

You're lovely, intelligent,
and a dear, sweet girl.

Somehow it doesn't
seem to be enough.

I have it! What?

The solution. We'll
make him jealous.

With who? Or is it "with whom"?

Don't look now, but he's
coming down the beach.

Is he nice-looking? He's
positively handsome.

What should I...

This afternoon I'll be at my shop.
You ask him to drive you there.

I've got a new dress for you to
try on that'll knock his eyes out.

Guaranteed... date bait.

But, but, but...

Stop sputtering like a motorboat,
and try to look seductive.

Oh, there you are,
my dear George!

George? Oh, yes,
George. My name is George.

My name is George.
Oh, silly boy!

Of course I
know. What's that?

Where did you get it? I went
back to the house to get a shirt.

There was someone in the
bathroom, and she dropped this.

Huh? Oh, dear. Are you sure
you were in the right house?

I'm certain. This person
appeared to be washing herself.

Then she hit me with a wet
sponge and started running.

An American Indian with a tomahawk
started chasing her into the bushes.

I ran after them,
but they disappeared.

This
kid is a kook!

No, dear, not a
kook. He's a martian.

A martian? Yes, from Mars.

Both you birds belong in a clock!

Forgive me, George.

May I introduce
Connie? How do you do?

Whoa!

Thank you.

Sure, sure.

How nice. I know the two of
you are going to like each other.

Be sure to come to
my shop this afternoon.

Shop this afternoon! You wouldn't
have to shop this afternoon...

If you hadn't messed things up.

What mess up? What
kind of Indian are you?

First you get lost
on the freeway,

then you go to the wrong
house, and you let her take a bath.

No can stop her once she
make-um up mind to take bath.

Oh, ja, ja, ja.

Ja, ja, ja. Will
you turn her off?

Ja, ja, ja...

How can a man run
an organization...

When he's surrounded
by stupid incompetents?

-I don't know, boss. How?
-You shut up.

And you take her into town to
that dress shop I told you about...

That that aunt Wendy flip runs.

The kids dig her stuff. And whatever
she spends, I'll take out of your salary.

Cowabonga!

You bet your fat
feathers, cowabonga!

And you, will you sit down someplace
and try to keep outta trouble?

Sure, boss. You don't have another
chair like this? No, stupid, one's enough.

What happens if you turn this?

Aah!

Boss, speak to me.

No can speak. Kiskas squashed.
The whole thing was an accident.

Being an intelligence officer, I shouldn't
have told aunt Wendy, but I am from Mars.

And I'm from Venus.

Here, do my back. It looks done.

Venus, that's strange.

Most of the girls I met from
Venus were green and had gills.

Lovely creatures.

I don't understand
you earth people...

After all the studying
I've done of earth habits.

Mmm. Earth habits?

Customs, idioms. Twenty-three
skidoo! We don't say that anymore.

Cowabonga? Some of us say that.

George Washington,
Abraham Lincoln, Mickey mantle,

Frankie Avalon... you certainly
have a well-rounded education.

And you have a
well-rounded... what?

All right. You gotta
cause disasters, huh?

Now, no more disasters.
Sure! Sure! Mumble, mumble.

Right, cutie? Ja, ja.

Cowabonga. Car ready.

Listen, featherbrain, I want you
to take this yellow-top canary...

Into that dress shop in
town that I told you about.

Now, no accidents, and I don't want
you to get lost this time, understand?

Chief rotten eagle
never get lost.

Sometimes he not know
where he is, but never lost.

Ja, ja, ja.

Ja, ja, ja. Now, get goin'.

And when you're in town keep your
eyes peeled for that Big Lunk kid.

If you see him, sic
Helga on him, got-um?

Got-um. How chief rotten eagle
know Big Lunk when he see him?

That's easy. He's always wearin' this
goofy broad-billed red baseball cap.

Got-um. Goofy broad...
Red baseball cap.

Forget it! It's
gonna do ya no good.

You're gonna stay tied up like
that for quite a while.

You know something?
You're accident prone.

Big Lunk, are you sure you
don't mind loaning me your car?

Of course not.
Anything you want.

You know I'm waiting
for another boy.

Good! Good! Then
you won't be lonesome.

What if he makes a pass
at me while we're driving?

Makes a pass? At you? Ha.

Oh, if you don't think... I trust
you, honey. You're a buddy.

Well, that does it!

Hey!

Isn't that my sport coat?
My slacks! And my shoes!

You're absolutely right. Your
aunt said you wouldn't mind.

Oh, my clothes, my car, my girl.

Is there anything
else you'd like?

Well, now that you mention it,

I've never seen a
hat like that before.

Harry,
you like this sidecar?

Jerome, when we attach
it, you're my chauffeur.

You sure gotta hand it
to that Eric Von Zipper.

Yeah, if you don't, he'll
take it from you anyway.

Man! Is this great?

J.D., listen,

how am I gonna recognize that kid
that's the leader of them volleyball kids?

Oh, he always wears that dopey
broad-billed red baseball hat.

Yeah? Him I want first. The
kid with the dopey broad...

Billed... I can say it.

The kid with the dopey...
With the red baseball cap.

Right? Right!

You're staring at me. I know.

That's rude. I'm sorry.

When you met me, did you
feel something... funny in here?

Boys aren't supposed
to ask questions like that.

Oh. I'm not sure
of the rules yet.

I felt something funny...

Like, like I went
all soft inside.

Are you for real?

It's the things you say. It's almost as
though you're from another world.

Did aunt Wendy tell
you? Tell me what?

That I'm from Mars. I am,
you know. I can believe it.

Can you? I don't know why, but it's
very important to me that you do.

Tell me, do people...
Get married there?

Certainly. We get numbers.

And when the central committee
feels we're ripe, we have a lottery...

And each boy gets the
girl whose number he holds.

Oh, that sounds real romantic!

That's what happened
inside me. What?

I said to myself, "when the numbers
are passed out, I hope I win her."

Oh, brother!

Are you angry at me?

I don't think so. You're a
flip, but a sweet one, I think.

♪ There has to be a reason ♪

♪ for every little thing

♪ there has to be a summer ♪

♪ to follow every spring

♪ there has to be a reason ♪

♪ for every night and day

♪ there has to be a reason ♪

♪ just why I feel this way ♪

♪ as a matter of fact

♪ it's easy to see

♪ it's really nothing new ♪

♪ it's a natural
act plain as can be ♪

♪ it's why there's me and you ♪

♪ there has to be a reason
♪♪there has to be a reason

♪ as sure as night and day
♪♪as sure as night and day

♪ I know you're the reason ♪
and I know you're the reason ♪

♪ why I feel this way

♪ as a matter of fact

♪ it's easy to see

♪ it's really nothing new ♪

♪ it's a natural
act plain as can be ♪

♪ it's why there's me and you ♪

♪ there has to be a reason
♪♪there has to be a reason

♪ as sure as night and day
♪♪as sure as night and day

♪ I know you're the reason ♪
and I know you're the reason ♪

♪ why
I feel this way

♪ and I know you're the reason
♪♪I know you're the reason

♪ why
I feel this way

-Hey, chief? Hey, chief?
-What?

-I think we got one.
-Are you sure, Robert?

Positive, Chief, that
we got the leader.

You know, the cat with the
dopey broad-billed red baseball hat.

Oh, he's the one I want. He is personally
gonna get Von Zipper's revenge.

I will show him no
mercy. I will stomp on him.

I will break him in half. I
will even break his glasses.

Boss, boss? What?

They're gettin' a head start on us, and
if you wanna catch 'em, we gotta hurry.

What are you making a speech?
Let's get them! Get off the bike!

Come on, let's
go! He's on my bike!

Will you get off his bike
? Get on your own bike!

Don't you know...
Jerome, you're driving.

Ready?

♪ Good afternoon,
ladies may we present ♪

♪ fashions to please
you that is our intent ♪

♪ first may we show for
that waltz 'round the town ♪

♪ the latest thing in
milady's evening gown ♪

♪ Wait a minute now
something's wrong ♪

♪ that kind of dancing
just doesn't belong ♪

♪ in my day we never
did it that way ♪

♪ in my day we used
to swing and sway ♪

♪ in my day we
never did it this way ♪

♪ where did I go wrong

♪ now back to the show
a play suit that's new ♪

♪ it's daring and bold
and just meant for you ♪

♪ hold everything I
know that's wrong ♪

♪ won't you tell me
now what's going on ♪

♪ in my day we never
did it that way ♪

♪ in my day we used
to swing and sway ♪

♪ in my day we
never did it this way ♪

♪ where did I go wrong

♪ now on with the show
if you want to impress ♪

♪ I know you'll enjoy
this lovely party dress ♪

♪ stop this minute
now that's all wrong ♪

♪ that's a party
dress not a sarong ♪

♪ in my day we never
did it that way ♪

♪ in my day the
hula was the way ♪

♪ in my day we
never did it this way ♪

♪ where did I go wrong

♪ but of course the show
for you to please him ♪

♪ here is a suit it's
just right for the swim ♪

♪ Wait a minute now
what's going on ♪

♪ you can't go swimming
when the water's gone ♪

♪ in my day we never
did it that way ♪

♪ in my day we used
to swing and sway ♪

♪ in my day we
never did it this way ♪

♪ where did I go wrong

Thanks! Wasn't that fun?

Now back to work.

Really! They're going to
model a topless bathing suit.

They wouldn't dare.

Do you see what I see?

It appears to be an Indian.

I'll tell him to make another
reservation... someplace else.

That exquisite creature with
him, doesn't she dress excitingly?

Ja, ja, ja, ja. Me like.

You like this outfit
?Outfit okay. Me like hair.

Good collector's
item.

Cowabonga!

Instant scalp.

If you like it, you may
keep it. May I help you?

Squaw got no clothes. Boss
man say fix her with soup to nuts.

Money no count. Must
look like Pocahontas.

Pocahontas? I'll see what
we can do. Follow me, dear.

Wait. Squaw foreigner.

No speak our forked
tongue. I tell her.

Ja, ja, ja.

Cowabonga.

Goofy broad with
red baseball cap.

Don't go away.

Hello, my dear. Hi, aunt Wendy.

What a pleasant surprise.

I have a lovely
new dress for you.

George.

You wanna see something?

I have a fine view
from here. Thank you.

That's not what I have in
mind. I was afraid of that.

You like-um? Oh, yes, it's
very nice. Very, very nice.

You want-um?

Well, I always wear
my hair this way. Short.

You make-um trade?

You stupid!

Jerome, who taught you
to drive crazy like that?

Don't you remember
? You taught me.

Okay. Chief rotten eagle
sic blonde bombshell on you.

You get what you deserve.

-Hey, boss!
-What?

-The guy with the red hat.
-He's in here.

Oh, yeah. Now he will
get lumped up. Follow me.

Aah!

I said "follow me."
Who is the leader?

You are.

Aaah!

Ugh. Me make mistake.

Oh, that's all right, madam.

"Madam"?

Ja, ja, ja!

Come now. We got work
do. Red cap out there.

Oh, ja, ja, ja.

I'm afraid we might be
in for some trouble.

Oh, is that all? Things like this
occasionally happened on Mars.

I am gonna wear your hat.

Gotcha, boss.

Now, what do you think of that?

I think it looks
very nice on you.

'Cause that's exactly what
I'm gonna... it does? Really?

Ja, ja, ja, ja!

What? What?

Stop. You're
breaking my glasses!

Oh, you're slippery.

You want some help, boss
?Mind your own business.

You have no clothes on. Stop-um.

Where is the rest of your
things? Got-um wrong red cap.

Where is... ooh! Ooh! Go get-um.

Wait, wait, stop. Please.

Mush!

Let him go! Let him go!

I think it's some
new teenage game.

What are you doing with my girl?
He took my girl! I like her. She's nifty!

-I think I'm jealous!
-I like her too. I think she's nifty.

Oh, dear,
oh, dear, it's commencing!

Stop this! Stop it immediately!

Big Lunk, you came for me
!I came for my baseball cap.

Cowabonga! Wrong paleface again.

His baseball cap?

Now we go catch-um
real red cap paleface.

Start-um car
before trouble start.

Why are we driving like this?

This no time to be fussy.

Charge!

Ja, ja.

Faster, faster!

Watch the bike! Be careful
and do not endanger us!

Faster.

What he done that for?

It's awfully nice of
you to give me this lift.

Yeah, yeah, lady.

Ah, don't call me lady.

Ya-hoo!

Get them! Get them! Come back!

Why me? Why me all the time?

Connie?

Well? I just wanted
to explain something.

I'm new here, and I’m
getting all mixed up.

Welcome to the club. No,
wait, please. Let me explain.

Explain what?

Nothing. Just that I
want to be with you.

Sure you do. You really looked
like you wanted to be with me...

When you were playing Romeo
and Juliet with that peroxide blonde.

But she grabbed me! I didn't
want to hurt her feelings.

What about my feelings?

I wouldn't hurt your
feelings for anything!

You're right! Not anymore,
buddy, not anymore.

♪ Stuffed animal

♪ a stuffed animal
is better than he ♪

♪ soft and cuddly
and stays close to me ♪

♪ always gentle as
a matter of fact ♪

♪ a stuffed animal
never talks back ♪

♪ a stuffed animal
is more than a toy ♪

♪ soft and cuddly
and not like a boy ♪

♪ when you're wondering
if he loves you so ♪

♪ a stuffed animal
never says no ♪

♪ sure a boy can
hold your hand ♪

♪ and whisper in your ear ♪

♪ but things he'll
say are not always ♪

♪ things you've been
waiting to hear ♪

♪ a stuffed animal
just loves to be kissed ♪

♪ soft and cuddly
and hard to resist ♪

♪ but one little thing
I'll have to agree ♪

♪ a stuffed animal
never kissed me ♪

♪ never kissed me

-Something's wrong.
-Nothing!

Okay, something. Uh-huh.

Just as I suspected. Connie,
you're in love with George.

But, boss, if that
Helga broad can't speak English,

how is she gonna get
that Big Lunk to talk?

And then, how is she
gonna tell it to you?

Here, take a look at this. So?

So, what does it look like

it's a wire recorder. I had
two of 'em made special.

Helga's wearing the other one.

Inside of this is a very
sensitive microphone.

At this very instant, our
blonde beauty is plying...

that lame brained
refugee from a volleyball

court with a question
that will bedazzle him.

But, boss, how do you know you'll
get the information you want?

J. Sinister hulk
thinks of everything.

I learned her to
talk a little English.

And that phrase will
win the ball game for me.

Rotten, forget
the fire.

I think I'm catching
a cold, anyway.

I was playing left tackle.
This was at high school.

The coach didn't like me much.
Something about my marks. Understand?

I gotta interrupt this
interesting story...

To tell you how
much I admire you.

You're one girl that
knows how to listen.

You're... not bad
at kissing, either.

"Dat" is very
interesting. Tell me.

Anything, baby.

Do you know where your
aunt keeps her money?

Tell me "Dee" answer.
Speak in here slowly.

A funny thing you should ask that
question about aunt Wendy's money.

It seems that...

Good evening, Henry.

Even though you're gone,
somehow I have a feeling...

That you're somewhere up
there looking out after me.

Your nephew, big
lunk, he's a good boy,

but I don't want
him to hurt Connie.

She's a fine girl. Hmm?

What's that?

They'll each find
their own happiness?

Oh, thank you, Henry.
You're such a comfort to me.

I know that you'll pardon
me if I get the money now.

Thank you, Henry. You
were a very good husband.

Gee, doll, it's been
a great night. Ja, ja.

The thing I like about you especially is
the way you carry on a conversation.

Ja, ja.

Before you go, could we
do it just one more time?

Son of a gun! Ja.

Can I see you again
tomorrow? Ja, ja.

Hey, Helga!

Ja. Ya-hoo!

All right, let's have it.

Play it fast, boss.
We're gonna be rich.

We're gonna all be
rich. Don't crowd me!

We're gonna get a
lot of wampum. Oh, boy.

Me buy Cadillac
car. Maybe oil well.

Hold it, hold it. Just be quiet.

Do you know where
your aunt keeps her money?

Tell me "Dee" answer.

Speak in here slowly.

A funny thing you should ask
that question about aunt Wendy's money.

Oh, boy, here it comes. Shh!

It seems she thinks I'm a
dope, so she never told me about the money.

Everybody knows it's
in the house somewhere.

What? Turn it off,
boss. I heard enough.

I may cry. Well,
I'm not beaten yet.

Tomorrow's another
day. You got a plan?

Have I got a plan!

Who's the king of the con
men? You, boss, you're the king.

Intelligence
operator 006 to Mars.

Intelligence
operator 006 to Mars.

Intelligence
operator 006 to Mars.

Attempting to resume interrupted
conversation of last earth evening.

Do you read me? You
are being heard and recorded.

Only 15 earth hours are left before
we send the first troops through.

Time for final
countdown and check.

Maybe you were right. Maybe he is
too much of a nut. I am ready.

The volunteers are assembling
for teleportation at this moment.

Stand by to set your
teleporter to precisely 15.

I will count down
from five. Complying.

Five, four,

three, two, one.

Set!

Teleporter set. Excellent.

Teleportation will now
proceed as scheduled.

Until earth landing time,
this is sucom signing off.

Off and out.

Connie!

You are a martian!

It wasn't a joke, a trick.

No, Connie, it was
no joke, no trick.

Holy cow! With everyone in the
whole world to fall in love with,

I had to pick a martian!

Well, good morning! Good morning,
my friends! What a beautiful day!

You know, I was lying in
bed thinking last night,

and with concentrated brain
power, I turned defeat into victory.

You figured out
how we can get the dough?

In elaborate detail.

Good morning, my
short-feathered friend.

What am I gonna have this
morning? I think I'll, uh...

I'll have two eggs, sunny side up,
toast and coffee, on the double.

I'll have some... nothing. Drink
your juice. You've got work to do.

Boss, on an empty stomach?

Couldn't be any worse than what
you've been doing on an empty head.

Tonight we're gonna have
a party... a pajama party.

That's what the kids like. We'll
get the old doll to chaperon.

Two eggs sunny-side up-um.

Two eggs sunny-side
up-um. Sunny-side up-um. Okay.

What's the occasion for the pajama
party? That's where you come in.

This party's gonna be for
our teenage relatives...

So they can meet the old
doll's teenage relatives.

That way we can get
everybody out of her house.

What teenage relatives do
we got? That's your department.

I want you to go into town. Try to dig up
some clean-cut, typical American youths.

Invite them to the
party, and tell them...

That if they act like my
nieces and nephews,

there's a five-spot in
it for every one them.

Typical American teenage youths.

One other thing,
old pal. One favor.

Try not to louse
me up this time!

If I was a typical American
teenage youth, where would I be?

Hold it. Walk slow. I don't want
no accidents today, understand?

Slowly. Right.

You like-um eggs scrambled?

No, no.

Touch the nice water. Alberta's
not afraid to touch the nice water.

Aah! How do you know
there ain't no sharks in there?

Well, what do we have here?

Some typical, clean-cut
American youths.

Listen, youths.

How would you all
like to make a five-spot?

Maybe you're not typical,
clean-cut American youths.

We are, we are. Tell him.

We are typical,
clean-cut American youths.

See? What did I tell you?

I like him. Him, I like.

And anything this gentlemen
wants us to do, we do.

I believe you mentioned
somethin' about a five-spot. Yeah.

But first, you're
invited to a pajama party.

I want to thank you,
Mrs. Carruthers,

for consenting to
chaperone our party tonight.

It was my pleasure. I welcome the
opportunity of meeting my new neighbors.

This is a pajama party?

♪ we're gonna get
together tonight, tonight ♪

♪ tell everybody
that the time is right ♪

♪ just after 8:00
we'll congregate ♪

♪ pajama party tonight

♪ gonna get together
and dance all night ♪

♪ and do some talkin'
while the moon is right ♪

♪ so get your date
and don't be late ♪

♪ pajama party tonight

♪ oh what a party tonight

♪ we'll have a party tonight ♪

♪ don't you know
it's the latest craze ♪

♪ havin' a party
wearin' your P.J.'s ♪

♪ gonna get together
tonight that's right ♪

♪ we're gonna dance
till the broad daylight ♪

♪ so gather 'round
where the fun is found ♪

♪ pajama party tonight

♪ Just after 8:00
we'll congregate ♪

♪ pajama party tonight

♪ So get your date
and don't be late ♪

♪ pajama party tonight

♪ oh, what a party tonight

♪ we'll have a party tonight

♪ don't you know
it's the latest craze ♪

♪ havin' a party
wearin' your P.J.'s ♪

♪ gonna get together
tonight that's right ♪

♪ we're gonna dance
till the broad daylight ♪

♪ so gather 'round
where the fun is found ♪

♪ pajama party
tonight yeah, yeah ♪

♪ pajama party tonight uh-huh ♪

♪ pajama party tonight

Yes, I love teenagers.

I'm so anxious to meet
your guests of honor.

So am I. They oughta
be here any minute.

Just typical, clean-cut
American youths.

And your ward, miss
Svenska. Oh, ja, ja.

When Big Lunk came
home talking about her,

I must confess I was
somewhat concerned.

But now, all I have
to worry about is...

Connie. Yes?

I've made my decision. Oh?

From now on, you're my people.

Or do I have to worry about her?

Boss?

What it is? We better get moving on
that important stock transfer deal.

Chief rotten eagle is waiting.

What about my guests of honor
?They just came up the driveway.

For once you did
something right.

Would you excuse us? My associate
and I have a business deal to conclude.

Of course. My
husband often said,

"business before pleasure."

I shall be delighted to
greet your guests for you.

Enchante.

Oh, you must be the
guests of honor.

We must? Oh, yeah.

Hey, boss, you know
who's here? Who?

Those volleyball kids. Oh, yeah.

Hey, there's that red cap fella.

What're they doin'?
He's fightin' with my girl!

Let's break this thing up.

Boys, please, let's not have
any trouble. Get her out of here!

Put me down! Let me down!

Stop it! How dare you! Stay
there and you won't get hurt.

Eric Von Zipper's gang
never hurts females.

Especially older dolls like
you. Let me down! Let me down!

Ooh! You stupid...

Look, boss! I found
something. A wall safe.

Don't touch it.

It's got dials
on it. You notice?

Let the old master have
a crack at it.

Now do the back. Yeah.

Get outta here.

I think it works electrically.

Huh?

It's on. You're a genius, boss.

In exactly five
minutes, teleportation will take place.

Earth is ready

you peanut brain! Why did
you tell me it was a wall safe?

It's on wall.

That really is great!

Hey, you! You! That's my girl!

She loves me! She kissed me!

You missed me!

Not the water. Not the water!

I am not yet done.

Eric Von Zipper
is never defeated.

I shall return.

Not if I have anything
to say about it.

Here we go again.

I think the party's over.

Wait a minute.

She's telling me something.
I don't hear anything.

It's mental. Telepathic waves.

Yeah. Yeah.

Ja, ja, ja.

Ja. Come on, let's go.

Where're we going
?Back to your house.

Fellas, girls, that was just the
beginning of the evening's entertainment.

-Go on with the party. Let's go.
-Wait a minute!

I don't know what
this is all about, but...

Good luck. Come on.

You sure it's in this
room? It's gotta be.

There ain't no other room big
enough to hold all that loot!

What are we looking
for? Anything suspicious.

Only thing suspicious is us.

Look, cowabonga, if I want your
opinion, I'll give it to you, all right?

I think we've got company. Why don't
you look out the door, you lamebrain?

You're an Indian scout.
You look out the door.

Time come to tell the truth.
Me red man with yellow streak.

Real name chief chicken feather.

We'll all look out the
door together, you stupid...

Now!

Take-um to hills!

Charge!

Boss, in here.

Boss, in here.

Yeah, good thinking for once.

Where'd they go?

What's going
on? What's the dial thing?

Funny. I had an idea they
might be inside there.

Guess I was wrong.
Maybe you weren't wrong.

What do you mean? I
think we're rid of them.

But our loss is somebody else's
gain. I don't understand any of this.

You don't have to. Let's
get back to the party.

I know you'll both be
very happy. Ja, ja, ja.

Thank you, aunt Wendy. Helga?

You know, the fun in being
young is being together...

With someone you like.

Connie?

For every man...
There is a woman.

But what have I got?

You! Come on! Let's have a swim.

Mush!

Mmm. Say, that's not bad.

Look, a shooting star!

I've been trying to figure
out where we went wrong.

I know. It wasn't the teenagers
on earth we had to be afraid of.

It was the adults.

Show me a crazy teenager, and in
ten years I'll show you a crazy adult.

I vote we forget
the whole thing.

We won't bother them,
and they won't bother us.

Listen to me. I can
explain. He can explain.

Pale face speak with forked tongue.
Chief rotten eagle on your side.

They invaded us?

Do you believe this?