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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:48,840 [clock ticking] 4 00:00:48,923 --> 00:00:51,468 [soft music] 5 00:01:00,518 --> 00:01:03,104 Do you mind taking the glasses off? 6 00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:05,190 Yeah. Whatever. 7 00:01:05,273 --> 00:01:07,901 [soft music] 8 00:01:11,029 --> 00:01:14,157 [Therapist] Tell me about your childhood, Charlie. 9 00:01:14,449 --> 00:01:17,827 Okay, well, once upon a time, 10 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:18,912 I was a child. 11 00:01:18,995 --> 00:01:23,208 Then I grew up, and that, that's pretty much it covered. 12 00:01:23,291 --> 00:01:26,628 [soft music] 13 00:01:28,797 --> 00:01:31,841 -Oh, sorry, there's no smoking in here. 14 00:01:32,300 --> 00:01:33,510 Really? 15 00:01:34,302 --> 00:01:35,720 Since when? 16 00:01:35,887 --> 00:01:37,639 2007. 17 00:01:40,433 --> 00:01:41,184 Brilliant. 18 00:01:41,267 --> 00:01:42,977 [soft music] 19 00:01:43,061 --> 00:01:45,814 [Charlie] I can chew these, but I'm not allowed to smoke? 20 00:01:47,982 --> 00:01:49,984 [paper rattling] 21 00:01:50,485 --> 00:01:52,529 [soft music] 22 00:01:52,612 --> 00:01:55,865 I don't think you're supposed to eat the whole packet. 23 00:01:56,533 --> 00:01:59,035 [clock ticking] 24 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:01,830 [soft music] 25 00:02:01,913 --> 00:02:05,333 So what are we, what are we doing here, Doc? 26 00:02:05,416 --> 00:02:06,668 We're just talking. 27 00:02:06,751 --> 00:02:07,836 Are we really, though? 28 00:02:07,919 --> 00:02:09,462 About what, what are we talking about? 29 00:02:09,546 --> 00:02:11,631 Whatever you want to talk about. Just chitchat. 30 00:02:11,714 --> 00:02:13,675 Chitchat, chitchat. 31 00:02:14,300 --> 00:02:16,469 No offence, but I got plenty of people 32 00:02:16,553 --> 00:02:19,389 in my life I can chitchat with. 33 00:02:19,472 --> 00:02:22,142 [soft music] 34 00:02:23,768 --> 00:02:27,647 I would like you tell me why you think you're here. 35 00:02:29,107 --> 00:02:34,571 I'm here because of a broad, a fraulein, a chick. 36 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:37,448 A chiquita. A dame, if you will. 37 00:02:37,532 --> 00:02:39,868 Maybe it was a fucking woman. 38 00:02:41,035 --> 00:02:43,037 [soft music] 39 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:47,167 Why don't you tell me what happened? 40 00:02:49,460 --> 00:02:51,171 Start from the beginning. 41 00:02:51,546 --> 00:02:54,841 Okay, if you really, really wanna know. 42 00:02:57,051 --> 00:03:00,805 So it all started with this fucking tattoo. 43 00:03:01,222 --> 00:03:04,893 [upbeat dramatic music] 44 00:03:05,977 --> 00:03:09,189 [Mitch] My girlfriend's not returning any of my calls. 45 00:03:10,398 --> 00:03:12,817 She, she says I'm unstable. 46 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:15,236 I just don't know what to do with myself anymore. 47 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:16,779 I just find myself 48 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:20,867 at home crying and cuddling my cat. 49 00:03:21,409 --> 00:03:23,661 And I cuddle it too hard sometimes. 50 00:03:23,745 --> 00:03:26,039 Have you ever squeezed a cat too hard? 51 00:03:26,497 --> 00:03:29,876 Stuff is, there's stuff popping inside him. 52 00:03:29,959 --> 00:03:33,463 I was like, Sorry, Craig, but it feels like I'm not me. 53 00:03:33,546 --> 00:03:36,299 It feels like I've got like a hood on my head, so... 54 00:03:37,425 --> 00:03:38,635 so do you know what I've done? 55 00:03:38,885 --> 00:03:42,347 It's terrible. I put one of my socks on my cat's head. 56 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:44,349 So he knows how I feel. 57 00:03:44,432 --> 00:03:46,267 [dramatic music] 58 00:03:46,351 --> 00:03:49,979 [footsteps echoing] 59 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:53,066 [soft upbeat music] 60 00:03:53,149 --> 00:03:56,277 [footsteps echoing] 61 00:03:56,361 --> 00:03:59,447 [soft upbeat music] 62 00:04:07,497 --> 00:04:08,498 Sorry I'm late. 63 00:04:08,581 --> 00:04:11,834 [soft upbeat music] 64 00:04:16,714 --> 00:04:18,967 [Tattoo girl exhaling] 65 00:04:21,594 --> 00:04:25,223 [Advisor Sue] Um. Well, thank you, Mitch for sharing. 66 00:04:25,306 --> 00:04:26,975 Some appreciation please, thank you. 67 00:04:27,058 --> 00:04:28,226 [group applauding] 68 00:04:28,309 --> 00:04:29,143 For Mitch. 69 00:04:29,227 --> 00:04:31,145 Thank you, thank you. 70 00:04:31,479 --> 00:04:32,480 So, who's next? 71 00:04:32,563 --> 00:04:36,276 [upbeat dramatic music] 72 00:04:43,741 --> 00:04:46,703 So, gonna miss this. 73 00:04:47,745 --> 00:04:49,080 What, what do you mean? 74 00:04:49,163 --> 00:04:52,709 I'm moving on. New horizons, gonna see the world and shit. 75 00:04:52,917 --> 00:04:54,085 Wait, where you going? 76 00:04:54,168 --> 00:04:55,461 Winchester. 77 00:04:56,796 --> 00:04:58,381 Winche-- What the fuck's in Winchester? 78 00:04:58,464 --> 00:05:00,591 I met a girl. Yeah, she lives there. 79 00:05:00,675 --> 00:05:01,843 You met a girl? 80 00:05:01,926 --> 00:05:03,678 Yeah, I met a girl. How hard is that to believe? 81 00:05:03,761 --> 00:05:05,388 No, sorry, no. Um... 82 00:05:05,930 --> 00:05:07,640 How long have you been dating her? 83 00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:10,351 A few months, yeah. Yeah, we met online. 84 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:12,228 We've been sending stuff back and forth. 85 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:13,479 Mm, stuff? 86 00:05:13,563 --> 00:05:16,190 Yeah, sent her a DVD. 87 00:05:17,608 --> 00:05:18,693 DVD? 88 00:05:18,776 --> 00:05:20,278 I borrowed my brother's video camera, yeah. 89 00:05:20,361 --> 00:05:22,196 Set out by the end of the bed. 90 00:05:22,488 --> 00:05:25,616 Laid out some candles, you know, set the mood. 91 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:28,202 And then press record, yeah. 92 00:05:28,286 --> 00:05:29,829 Slip me old khaks off, 93 00:05:30,121 --> 00:05:32,832 did the good stuff all over meself, you know. 94 00:05:32,915 --> 00:05:35,585 Took the tape out, took it down Dixon's little couriers. 95 00:05:35,668 --> 00:05:37,462 Went to the same place. 96 00:05:37,795 --> 00:05:40,381 I gave it to the fella, paid 399, 97 00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:42,008 it was ready in a couple of days. 98 00:05:42,091 --> 00:05:46,512 Picked it up, stuck a stamp on it, sent it to Winchester. 99 00:05:46,596 --> 00:05:49,390 She's probably rubbing herself off to it as we speak. 100 00:05:49,807 --> 00:05:51,225 So you haven't actually met her? 101 00:05:51,309 --> 00:05:52,769 No. No, not yet, no. 102 00:05:52,852 --> 00:05:54,604 How do you know she's not a catfish? 103 00:05:54,687 --> 00:05:55,730 She's not a fish. 104 00:05:55,813 --> 00:05:57,357 What if she's got a dick, Dave? 105 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:59,650 What, like a hermaphrodite? 106 00:05:59,734 --> 00:06:00,818 No, like a man. 107 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:02,945 I don't know. I'll cross that bridge when I come to it. 108 00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:05,698 Well, you're fucking me, Dave. You are fucking me here. 109 00:06:05,782 --> 00:06:08,576 I'm sorry, Charlie. I'm sure you can find another dealer. 110 00:06:08,659 --> 00:06:09,535 Where? 111 00:06:09,619 --> 00:06:10,661 I don't know, go to a rough area. 112 00:06:10,745 --> 00:06:12,914 Strike up a conversation, Jesus. 113 00:06:12,997 --> 00:06:16,334 Rough area? And get stabbed in the neck? 114 00:06:16,501 --> 00:06:19,462 It's better than getting stabbed in the back? 115 00:06:20,088 --> 00:06:21,589 That's a dig at me, isn't it? 116 00:06:23,007 --> 00:06:24,759 I just don't know what I'm gonna do. 117 00:06:25,134 --> 00:06:28,346 You're the only reason I come to these fucking meetings. 118 00:06:28,638 --> 00:06:31,891 Without you, what have I got? 119 00:06:32,183 --> 00:06:33,226 Hm? 120 00:06:36,979 --> 00:06:38,439 Fuck you, Dave. 121 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:43,277 Fuck you. 122 00:06:44,779 --> 00:06:48,991 Well all that, bit harsh. I'm a person. 123 00:06:50,159 --> 00:06:53,579 [traffic passing] 124 00:06:53,663 --> 00:06:55,665 [Charlie sighing] 125 00:06:55,748 --> 00:06:58,960 [traffic passing] 126 00:07:11,639 --> 00:07:12,765 Excuse me. 127 00:07:12,849 --> 00:07:14,308 Have you got a um... 128 00:07:16,644 --> 00:07:18,646 [lighter clicking] 129 00:07:19,188 --> 00:07:22,316 [traffic passing] 130 00:07:25,736 --> 00:07:28,448 Haven't seen you at any of these meetings before. 131 00:07:29,907 --> 00:07:31,492 It's my first time. 132 00:07:33,703 --> 00:07:35,371 How'd you find it? 133 00:07:35,830 --> 00:07:37,165 Google Maps. 134 00:07:38,916 --> 00:07:41,294 Oh no, sorry, I meant like, did you enjoy it? 135 00:07:41,377 --> 00:07:43,087 I know, I was joking. 136 00:07:43,421 --> 00:07:44,839 [Charlie chuckling] 137 00:07:44,922 --> 00:07:47,133 - Yeah, of course. 138 00:07:48,509 --> 00:07:50,011 It was great. 139 00:07:51,762 --> 00:07:53,014 Cool. 140 00:07:53,431 --> 00:07:55,558 I'm Charlie, by the way. 141 00:07:55,641 --> 00:07:58,519 [traffic passing] 142 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:03,483 Cool. 143 00:08:06,110 --> 00:08:08,529 I have a, I have, I've got a car. 144 00:08:08,905 --> 00:08:12,325 If you wanna, if you wanna ride or something. 145 00:08:12,783 --> 00:08:14,827 [soft upbeat music] 146 00:08:14,911 --> 00:08:15,995 Sure. 147 00:08:16,078 --> 00:08:19,499 [soft upbeat music] 148 00:08:21,375 --> 00:08:24,253 [engine revving] 149 00:08:26,797 --> 00:08:28,257 What's your thing? 150 00:08:30,718 --> 00:08:31,719 Heroin. 151 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:34,096 Glamorous. 152 00:08:34,305 --> 00:08:35,097 Yeah. 153 00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:37,433 What about you? What's your vice? 154 00:08:38,267 --> 00:08:39,560 Sex. 155 00:08:40,853 --> 00:08:42,104 Sex? 156 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:43,356 Yeah. 157 00:08:43,439 --> 00:08:44,357 Okay. 158 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:46,400 I like to fuck. 159 00:08:46,651 --> 00:08:48,528 I love it. 160 00:08:49,779 --> 00:08:50,988 [Charlie breathing] 161 00:08:51,072 --> 00:08:54,075 Doesn't seem like the worst addiction in the world. 162 00:08:58,037 --> 00:08:59,956 What makes you wanna stick a needle in your arm? 163 00:09:00,039 --> 00:09:01,749 It's pretty fucking gross. 164 00:09:01,832 --> 00:09:04,418 No, I don't inject. No. 165 00:09:04,835 --> 00:09:06,087 It doesn't matter, yeah. 166 00:09:06,170 --> 00:09:07,588 There are plenty of more glamorous drugs out there. 167 00:09:07,672 --> 00:09:08,923 I'll give you that. 168 00:09:09,006 --> 00:09:10,258 But you chose heroin? 169 00:09:10,341 --> 00:09:12,885 No, you don't choose heroin. Heroin chooses you. 170 00:09:12,969 --> 00:09:14,720 [snorts] Fuck off. 171 00:09:14,804 --> 00:09:15,721 What? 172 00:09:15,805 --> 00:09:17,848 Don't get all poetic about it. 173 00:09:17,932 --> 00:09:19,725 It doesn't choose who does it. 174 00:09:19,809 --> 00:09:21,727 It's not a living, breathing thing. 175 00:09:23,062 --> 00:09:24,272 You make your own decisions. 176 00:09:24,355 --> 00:09:27,149 Don't use wanky poetry to try and cover it up. 177 00:09:28,943 --> 00:09:31,654 So who were you waiting for? 178 00:09:32,363 --> 00:09:33,072 Where? 179 00:09:33,155 --> 00:09:35,449 Back at the community centre. 180 00:09:37,118 --> 00:09:38,327 My boyfriend. 181 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:41,330 Oh, you have a boyfriend? 182 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:42,456 - Yeah. 183 00:09:42,790 --> 00:09:43,874 - Cool. 184 00:09:44,208 --> 00:09:46,377 Why, did you think I was gonna fuck you tonight? 185 00:09:46,460 --> 00:09:47,837 No, not at all. That's not what I... 186 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:48,838 No, I was just trying to-- 187 00:09:48,921 --> 00:09:51,090 I'm fucking with you. 188 00:09:51,674 --> 00:09:53,134 Yeah, okay. 189 00:09:54,176 --> 00:09:56,804 Anyway, I'm gonna break up with him tomorrow, so whatever. 190 00:09:56,887 --> 00:09:58,139 - Oh really, why's that? 191 00:09:58,222 --> 00:10:01,225 [exhales] Because I don't love him anymore. 192 00:10:01,309 --> 00:10:03,019 Don't see the point in staying with someone 193 00:10:03,102 --> 00:10:07,648 if you don't love them, even if he does have a monster cock. 194 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:10,484 Monster 195 00:10:10,901 --> 00:10:12,153 cock? 196 00:10:12,903 --> 00:10:14,822 What's a monster cock? 197 00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:19,702 Wow, sounds brilliant. 198 00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:21,454 - Such a shame I don't love him anymore. 199 00:10:21,537 --> 00:10:22,663 Yeah, tragic. 200 00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:25,833 So when did you quit? 201 00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:28,085 Heroin. 202 00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:29,503 I haven't quit. 203 00:10:30,212 --> 00:10:31,964 Why are you going to the meetings? 204 00:10:32,590 --> 00:10:36,969 I'll tell you something, but it's like a super secret. 205 00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:39,555 You can't ever, ever repeat it. 206 00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:42,141 I haven't told anyone this. You ready? 207 00:10:42,224 --> 00:10:43,851 My lips are sealed. 208 00:10:43,934 --> 00:10:45,227 Okay. 209 00:10:45,728 --> 00:10:48,314 I actually meet my dealer there. 210 00:10:49,065 --> 00:10:50,399 What? 211 00:10:50,816 --> 00:10:53,569 Yeah, but he's um, he told me today 212 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,988 that he's fucking off to Winchester 213 00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:57,406 with a girl that he's never met, 214 00:10:57,490 --> 00:11:01,327 so that, that's Charlie out in the cold. 215 00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:04,872 It's that the only reason you go? 216 00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:07,833 It makes me feel normal to be around 217 00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:09,627 a load of other fuck-ups. 218 00:11:09,710 --> 00:11:10,836 No offence. 219 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:12,505 None taken. 220 00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:17,176 Is that what you want? To be normal? 221 00:11:18,969 --> 00:11:20,221 Maybe. 222 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,557 I know I don't wanna die. 223 00:11:24,975 --> 00:11:27,228 We all gotta die at some point. 224 00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:30,106 Yeah, but I want, I wanna be old. 225 00:11:30,189 --> 00:11:36,195 I wanna be like 100, old, like creaky bones. 226 00:11:39,657 --> 00:11:41,492 You know what would suck? 227 00:11:41,575 --> 00:11:42,618 What's that? 228 00:11:43,494 --> 00:11:46,872 Dying the night before your 100th birthday. 229 00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:50,376 Yeah, that would suck. 230 00:11:51,293 --> 00:11:54,422 Almost feel like your whole life was just a waste of time. 231 00:11:54,505 --> 00:11:55,506 Yeah. 232 00:11:55,589 --> 00:11:58,134 [soft music] 233 00:12:00,678 --> 00:12:01,804 Hm. 234 00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:04,807 [engine revving] 235 00:12:08,352 --> 00:12:10,813 Well, thanks for the ride. 236 00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:12,273 Anytime. 237 00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:16,610 Are you gonna be at next week's meeting? 238 00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:20,448 Yeah, I think so. Are you? 239 00:12:21,031 --> 00:12:23,325 Might be, if you're lucky. 240 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:26,620 Cool. 241 00:12:28,706 --> 00:12:31,792 -Well, good luck trying to find a new dealer. 242 00:12:32,376 --> 00:12:35,838 Mm, yeah. Yeah, I gotta do that. 243 00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:36,964 Thanks. 244 00:12:41,093 --> 00:12:42,428 Okay. 245 00:12:43,971 --> 00:12:45,347 Well, thanks. 246 00:12:55,983 --> 00:12:58,652 [soft music] 247 00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:08,204 [window squeaking] 248 00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:12,750 Did I mention I was a sex addict? 249 00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:16,086 [Tattoo girl moaning] 250 00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:20,299 [upbeat music and singing] 251 00:13:23,093 --> 00:13:24,595 [Tattoo girl moaning] 252 00:13:24,678 --> 00:13:27,515 [phone ringing] 253 00:13:28,849 --> 00:13:30,142 [Charlie moaning] 254 00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:32,686 [phone ringing] 255 00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:36,023 [phone ringing] 256 00:13:39,568 --> 00:13:42,822 - Hi, hi, is that Dom, Dominic? 257 00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:44,240 Hi there, Dom. 258 00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:47,326 I'm Charlie. I'm calling from Hillcooks and Sons Insurance. 259 00:13:47,409 --> 00:13:49,411 Yeah, yeah, that's right. 260 00:13:50,788 --> 00:13:51,831 Sorry. 261 00:13:52,414 --> 00:13:54,500 Yeah, that's okay, don't, yeah. 262 00:13:56,377 --> 00:13:58,546 [Charlie sighing] 263 00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:08,180 Charlie? Quick word. 264 00:14:08,305 --> 00:14:09,223 - Yeah. 265 00:14:09,473 --> 00:14:12,184 Money! Let's go, people! 266 00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:13,894 Yep, thanks. 267 00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:16,897 [Mark snorting] 268 00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:19,900 - Oh, watch out [coughs]. 269 00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:22,736 Oh, I mean-- 270 00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:27,116 She, she, she, she's gonna fucking kill me. 271 00:14:27,199 --> 00:14:28,367 Okay, Charles. 272 00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:31,328 I mean, I can't even stand to look at her. 273 00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:33,414 Just looking at her, and her voice. 274 00:14:33,497 --> 00:14:36,333 Her voice is like, just every time she speaks, 275 00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:37,501 just wants to make me, you know, 276 00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:39,545 fucking punch myself in the dick! 277 00:14:39,628 --> 00:14:43,674 You know, and she's like some annoying, little Smurf twat. 278 00:14:43,757 --> 00:14:47,928 Always with the mah mah mah, I'm so brave. Shut up! 279 00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:49,638 I don't give a shit! 280 00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:50,639 I know. 281 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:53,058 - Really gets on my tits. Really gets on my tits! 282 00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:54,184 Do you understand? 283 00:14:54,518 --> 00:14:57,980 Well, maybe it's time to get a divorce, Mark. 284 00:14:58,188 --> 00:14:59,732 - I just, I just, I just can't be asked. 285 00:14:59,815 --> 00:15:02,860 It's the paperwork, it's the dog. I fucking love that dog! 286 00:15:02,943 --> 00:15:03,986 I know you do. 287 00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:05,946 I love that dog! It's just a ball ache. 288 00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:07,364 What's, what's the other option? 289 00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:09,909 Are you gonna stay married to someone that you hate? 290 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:12,453 Well, yeah. 291 00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:14,121 Yeah, probably. 292 00:15:14,204 --> 00:15:15,456 I mean, is that, is that, is that stupid or? 293 00:15:15,539 --> 00:15:18,000 Yeah, it's pretty fucking stupid. 294 00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:19,335 - Yeah. 295 00:15:20,127 --> 00:15:21,879 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 296 00:15:21,962 --> 00:15:24,632 [Mark snorting] 297 00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:26,008 Cowabunga. 298 00:15:27,551 --> 00:15:29,553 So, uh, so what's happening to you? 299 00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:31,639 Are you, are you seeing any, seeing any, 300 00:15:31,722 --> 00:15:35,809 got any steam, any flavours, you got any tang? 301 00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:37,227 Charlie tang in the bag. 302 00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:38,187 I don't know what you mean. 303 00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:40,397 -Any, any women? Pussy. 304 00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:46,028 -Oh, funny enough, I did meet someone, yeah, at group. 305 00:15:46,153 --> 00:15:47,237 Oh, yeah, heroin? 306 00:15:47,321 --> 00:15:51,367 - No. I don't think I should. 307 00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:52,743 Come on, tell me, tell me, tell me. 308 00:15:52,826 --> 00:15:55,829 Yeah, it's sex, she's a sex addict, yeah. 309 00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:59,291 Sex, sex, sex? Fuck off! 310 00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:00,376 What? 311 00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:03,003 I mean fucking hell. Fucking hell, no! 312 00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:05,297 No no, no no no! No. 313 00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:06,924 You're seeing a sex addict? 314 00:16:07,007 --> 00:16:08,092 I didn't say I'm seeing her. 315 00:16:08,175 --> 00:16:10,344 Like, we spent the night together. 316 00:16:10,427 --> 00:16:11,679 Spent the night together. Spent the night together. 317 00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:13,055 Spent the night together, I know, 318 00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:14,431 you banged her, didn't you? 319 00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:17,685 You Casanova, you hero! Uh! 320 00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:18,978 Yes! 321 00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:21,689 Fucking hell. What was it like? 322 00:16:22,439 --> 00:16:23,524 -Yeah, it was um... 323 00:16:23,607 --> 00:16:25,776 It was good, yeah? It was great, tell me. 324 00:16:25,859 --> 00:16:26,986 Tell me, yeah? 325 00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:27,903 It was good, yeah. 326 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:28,946 Yeah? Good, good. 327 00:16:29,029 --> 00:16:30,030 It was sex. 328 00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:32,199 Good, good, good, great, great, great. 329 00:16:32,282 --> 00:16:33,492 Tell me, tell me some more about it. 330 00:16:33,575 --> 00:16:37,329 What happened? What was she, what was it? 331 00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:38,747 Talk to me about it. 332 00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:40,165 No. 333 00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:41,041 - No, you know. 334 00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:42,084 No. 335 00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:43,210 Please, motherfucker. I need this. 336 00:16:43,293 --> 00:16:44,461 I need this, I need this. 337 00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:45,754 I sleep next to the same, you know, 338 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,756 miserable old vagina every night. 339 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,175 I fucking need this for the midnight wang bang. 340 00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:51,176 Please tell me. 341 00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:52,553 I don't want you thinking about me 342 00:16:52,636 --> 00:16:54,888 while you're masturbating, Mark, so I'm good. 343 00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:56,473 It's too late. 344 00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:57,599 What do you mean too late? 345 00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:58,767 Too late, you need to leave. 346 00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:00,060 -What the f-- what are you doing? 347 00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:00,894 You need to go right now. 348 00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:01,478 Oh. 349 00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:02,730 Get out of here! 350 00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:04,815 Where are you-- 351 00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:06,650 -Keep up the good work. -Okay. 352 00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:09,987 [Woman] You're all so much stronger than you think you are. 353 00:17:10,779 --> 00:17:13,490 I mean, look at you, you've all been through such hardship 354 00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:17,036 and you're all still here, triumphant. 355 00:17:17,911 --> 00:17:18,912 It's great. 356 00:17:21,665 --> 00:17:29,048 Look, remember, most pain in life is temporary. It passes. 357 00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:32,551 We've got to give ourselves a chance, 358 00:17:32,634 --> 00:17:37,389 some time to mend and heal. 359 00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:38,932 It's important. 360 00:17:39,349 --> 00:17:40,601 Because, 361 00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:44,480 we don't want to put pressure on ourselves. 362 00:17:44,688 --> 00:17:49,777 We don't wanna feel pressure to be okay again straight away. 363 00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:50,778 Pain... 364 00:17:51,987 --> 00:17:53,280 is why we're here. 365 00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:58,243 Pain is the root 366 00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:02,081 of all our various addictions. 367 00:18:02,956 --> 00:18:05,084 Now I know you're all here for different things, 368 00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:07,211 but I want you to take a minute, 369 00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:11,298 look inside yourself, and ask yourself, 370 00:18:12,257 --> 00:18:14,635 What do I want from today's session? 371 00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:18,972 [upbeat dramatic music] 372 00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:58,137 [Tattoo girl moaning] 373 00:18:59,179 --> 00:19:02,808 [upbeat dramatic music] 374 00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:11,358 Yeah. 375 00:19:11,441 --> 00:19:14,903 [soft upbeat music] 376 00:19:27,374 --> 00:19:29,084 [knocking on door] 377 00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:44,057 [Charlie] What happened to your eye? 378 00:19:45,225 --> 00:19:46,393 I tripped. 379 00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:49,730 Who did this to you? 380 00:19:50,314 --> 00:19:51,732 Does it matter? 381 00:19:54,484 --> 00:19:55,652 It was your boyfriend. 382 00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:57,613 It was my fault. 383 00:19:59,239 --> 00:20:00,782 - [scoffs] Why, what did you do? 384 00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:04,119 I hit him. He hit me back. 385 00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:07,539 I don't know why you think that's okay. 386 00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:09,374 Did I say that, Charlie? 387 00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:12,169 Shit happens. Why you here anyway? 388 00:20:12,252 --> 00:20:13,545 Well, you weren't at group. 389 00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:16,882 I'm sorry. I couldn't find anything to wear. 390 00:20:17,591 --> 00:20:19,259 Is that really why you're here? 391 00:20:20,093 --> 00:20:23,847 Yeah, I was just, I was just making sure you're okay. 392 00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:26,767 No you didn't. You wanted to fuck me again. 393 00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:29,686 That's not true. 394 00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:31,480 Bullshit, you thought you were gonna 395 00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:33,315 get your dick sucked tonight. 396 00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:34,691 Not everything is about sex. 397 00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:36,443 Everything that matters is. 398 00:20:36,526 --> 00:20:38,237 You really believe that? 399 00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:42,241 I believe that you came here to fuck me. 400 00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:43,617 That's what I believe. 401 00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:45,452 Well, I didn't, so. 402 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:49,790 So what is it then? 403 00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:51,959 Why are you here? 404 00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:53,502 I don't know. I... 405 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:57,881 I don't have this like fancy poetic answer for you. 406 00:20:57,965 --> 00:21:01,927 I just, all week I've been thinking about what was gonna be 407 00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:05,305 the first thing I'd say when I saw you again. 408 00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:08,976 What did you come up with? 409 00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:11,478 Hi. 410 00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:13,814 I come up with "hi". 411 00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:18,151 Not the most original thing in the world. 412 00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:21,613 [soft music] 413 00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:23,991 But I would have said "hi" back. 414 00:21:26,159 --> 00:21:26,827 Really? 415 00:21:26,910 --> 00:21:30,289 [soft upbeat music] 416 00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:32,332 Hi. 417 00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:33,875 Hi. 418 00:21:34,751 --> 00:21:36,878 Do you wanna come inside? 419 00:21:43,343 --> 00:21:44,845 You can sit down. 420 00:21:45,345 --> 00:21:47,264 Yeah, I know. I'm good. 421 00:21:47,347 --> 00:21:49,850 [soft music] 422 00:21:52,269 --> 00:21:53,729 How was the meeting? 423 00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:54,855 Boring. 424 00:21:54,938 --> 00:21:57,190 Full of boring people telling a boring story 425 00:21:57,274 --> 00:21:58,942 about their boring lives. 426 00:21:59,026 --> 00:22:00,610 Did it make you feel normal? 427 00:22:00,694 --> 00:22:05,032 No, not tonight. Tonight, it made me feel sad. 428 00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:05,741 - Why? 429 00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:07,242 Because you weren't there. 430 00:22:07,617 --> 00:22:09,536 Well, you're here now. 431 00:22:11,121 --> 00:22:11,913 - Yeah. 432 00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:14,249 So what are you complaining about? 433 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:17,336 [soft music] 434 00:22:17,419 --> 00:22:19,046 I like you. 435 00:22:20,422 --> 00:22:21,298 You don't know me. 436 00:22:21,381 --> 00:22:22,549 Yeah, but what I know I like. 437 00:22:22,632 --> 00:22:23,675 You like fucking me. 438 00:22:23,759 --> 00:22:27,346 Yeah, yeah, I do, I did. It was lovely. 439 00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:30,557 But I think it might be more than that. 440 00:22:31,266 --> 00:22:35,062 I've been thinking about you nonstop all week. 441 00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:36,480 Really? 442 00:22:36,563 --> 00:22:37,606 - Yeah. 443 00:22:37,689 --> 00:22:38,940 What have you been thinking about? 444 00:22:39,024 --> 00:22:43,070 I've been thinking what it would be like to 445 00:22:43,528 --> 00:22:45,489 wake up next to you every morning. 446 00:22:45,572 --> 00:22:46,782 That's pathetic. 447 00:22:46,865 --> 00:22:48,075 That's rude. 448 00:22:48,617 --> 00:22:50,077 [Tattoo girl sighing] 449 00:22:53,538 --> 00:22:54,498 Let me take you out. 450 00:22:54,581 --> 00:22:55,582 Out where? 451 00:22:55,665 --> 00:22:56,875 Outside. 452 00:22:57,459 --> 00:22:58,668 - What do you mean outside? 453 00:22:58,752 --> 00:23:00,962 Out there, in the real world. Me and you. 454 00:23:01,713 --> 00:23:03,924 I like it better in my world. 455 00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:06,760 And why is that? 456 00:23:06,843 --> 00:23:09,304 Because in my world, 457 00:23:10,639 --> 00:23:12,265 I am God. 458 00:23:13,433 --> 00:23:14,434 You're God? 459 00:23:14,518 --> 00:23:15,310 -Mm. 460 00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:17,938 That's cool. Very cool. 461 00:23:19,689 --> 00:23:21,316 You don't strike me as a particularly 462 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,026 religious girl, though. 463 00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:26,780 Just because I believe in God doesn't make me religious. 464 00:23:26,863 --> 00:23:28,573 Mm, true. 465 00:23:28,949 --> 00:23:31,785 A friend of mine used to say that 466 00:23:31,868 --> 00:23:35,997 the feeling of heroin was like God's petting you. 467 00:23:37,124 --> 00:23:39,126 He wasn't religious either. 468 00:23:41,628 --> 00:23:43,296 Almost makes me wanna try it. 469 00:23:43,380 --> 00:23:45,632 I wouldn't [sighs]. 470 00:23:46,716 --> 00:23:48,176 So what do you say? 471 00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:49,302 - To what? 472 00:23:49,886 --> 00:23:50,679 Let me take you out. 473 00:23:50,762 --> 00:23:51,930 - I don't know, Charlie. 474 00:23:52,013 --> 00:23:54,808 I don't really feel that pretty tonight. 475 00:23:54,891 --> 00:23:57,352 Okay, well, what about the weekend? 476 00:23:57,436 --> 00:23:58,603 - Busy. 477 00:23:58,812 --> 00:23:59,896 Doing what? 478 00:23:59,980 --> 00:24:02,232 Fucking my boyfriend probably. 479 00:24:02,315 --> 00:24:04,985 [laughs] Yeah. 480 00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:09,656 Wait what? Are you-- 481 00:24:09,865 --> 00:24:11,158 What? 482 00:24:11,741 --> 00:24:12,534 You're still with him? 483 00:24:12,617 --> 00:24:13,368 -Yeah. 484 00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:14,494 -Why? 485 00:24:15,328 --> 00:24:17,873 I just haven't got around to breaking up with him yet. 486 00:24:17,956 --> 00:24:19,958 I figured, whilst I'm still with him, 487 00:24:20,041 --> 00:24:21,710 I might as well keep fucking him. 488 00:24:21,793 --> 00:24:23,628 What about me? What about us? 489 00:24:23,712 --> 00:24:24,838 -What about us? 490 00:24:24,921 --> 00:24:26,882 I, I don't mean anything to you? 491 00:24:26,965 --> 00:24:30,886 Charlie, we met once. We fucked. 492 00:24:30,969 --> 00:24:32,053 A week later, you turn up high 493 00:24:32,137 --> 00:24:33,763 on my doorstep asking me out. 494 00:24:33,847 --> 00:24:34,598 What do you want me to say? 495 00:24:34,681 --> 00:24:36,516 I'm not high. 496 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:37,726 -Right. -Thanks. 497 00:24:37,809 --> 00:24:39,644 You asked me what I was doing this weekend, 498 00:24:39,728 --> 00:24:40,604 and I told you. 499 00:24:40,687 --> 00:24:42,230 We're not a couple, Charlie. 500 00:24:42,856 --> 00:24:45,108 [soft music] 501 00:24:45,192 --> 00:24:47,360 You don't love him. You don't love him. 502 00:24:47,444 --> 00:24:48,528 What, and I love you? 503 00:24:48,612 --> 00:24:50,197 -That's not what I said. 504 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:50,780 Mm. 505 00:24:50,864 --> 00:24:51,865 I didn't say that. 506 00:24:51,948 --> 00:24:53,366 So what are you saying, Charlie? 507 00:24:53,450 --> 00:24:55,494 I'm saying why don't you, 508 00:24:55,577 --> 00:24:56,453 fucking, 509 00:24:57,120 --> 00:24:59,331 why don't you fucking fuck me instead then? 510 00:24:59,414 --> 00:25:00,248 Instead of him? 511 00:25:00,332 --> 00:25:01,082 -Yeah. 512 00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:02,709 Right, what would that make you? 513 00:25:02,792 --> 00:25:04,753 Um, it would make me the guy that you're fucking 514 00:25:04,836 --> 00:25:06,963 that doesn't punch you in the face, for one. 515 00:25:07,047 --> 00:25:09,174 Charlie, it's not that simple. 516 00:25:09,257 --> 00:25:09,925 Why not? 517 00:25:10,008 --> 00:25:11,092 Because he's not the kind of guy 518 00:25:11,176 --> 00:25:13,220 you can just walk away from. 519 00:25:14,638 --> 00:25:15,597 No shit. 520 00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:18,433 [soft music] 521 00:25:19,809 --> 00:25:21,394 He said he'd kill me. 522 00:25:23,021 --> 00:25:25,398 If I ever left him, he said he would, 523 00:25:26,691 --> 00:25:28,235 he would slit my throat 524 00:25:28,985 --> 00:25:31,112 and no one would ever find the body. 525 00:25:34,449 --> 00:25:35,492 I believe him. 526 00:25:35,575 --> 00:25:38,245 [soft music] 527 00:25:40,705 --> 00:25:42,249 Well... 528 00:25:43,708 --> 00:25:45,418 we need to go to the police. 529 00:25:45,502 --> 00:25:46,628 Obviously. 530 00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:48,838 Since when did you and I become a we? 531 00:25:48,922 --> 00:25:50,715 I'm serious. I wanna help you. 532 00:25:50,799 --> 00:25:51,841 You can't help me, Charlie. 533 00:25:51,925 --> 00:25:53,051 -I can. -No one can. 534 00:25:53,134 --> 00:25:54,761 No, this is my life, I've accepted that. 535 00:25:54,844 --> 00:25:56,054 You need to do the same. 536 00:25:56,137 --> 00:25:59,224 Fuck just accepting it. Fuck that, no way. 537 00:25:59,516 --> 00:26:03,270 We could just, we could literally just disappear forever. 538 00:26:04,646 --> 00:26:07,482 You watch too many movies, Charlie. 539 00:26:09,025 --> 00:26:10,819 Yeah, we can just do that. 540 00:26:10,902 --> 00:26:11,820 With what money? 541 00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:14,364 I haven't got a penny to my name, and I'm guessing 542 00:26:14,447 --> 00:26:16,866 all your life savings are stored in your fucking arm. 543 00:26:16,950 --> 00:26:19,035 I smoke it. I don't inject it. 544 00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:23,039 [sighs] Reality is, we're gonna wake up tomorrow morning 545 00:26:23,123 --> 00:26:27,294 and carry on living these same fucking lives. 546 00:26:30,672 --> 00:26:32,299 How much you think we'd need? 547 00:26:34,676 --> 00:26:35,677 What? 548 00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:36,928 -How much money to start a new life? 549 00:26:37,012 --> 00:26:38,430 - Did you not just listen to a word I said? 550 00:26:38,513 --> 00:26:41,725 Yeah, but you just, humour me. Humour me here. 551 00:26:41,808 --> 00:26:43,018 How much you think we'd need? 552 00:26:43,101 --> 00:26:45,353 Oh, God, I don't know. 553 00:26:46,730 --> 00:26:47,522 50 grand? 554 00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:49,691 50 grand, what's 50 grand? 555 00:26:50,025 --> 00:26:51,359 Who do you know that's got 50 grand? 556 00:26:51,443 --> 00:26:54,029 Ugh! Um... 557 00:26:54,863 --> 00:26:55,739 The bank. 558 00:26:55,822 --> 00:26:56,990 The bank. Plan A, rob a bank. 559 00:26:57,073 --> 00:26:58,199 Wow, that's Plan A? 560 00:26:58,283 --> 00:26:59,743 Yeah, it's not a great plan, but it's a plan. 561 00:26:59,826 --> 00:27:01,286 I'm thinking on my feet here. 562 00:27:01,369 --> 00:27:03,747 Do you know anyone else that's got 50 grand? 563 00:27:03,830 --> 00:27:04,998 Rich people. 564 00:27:05,081 --> 00:27:08,877 Rich people, good one. Plan B, rob a rich person. 565 00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:09,669 Any rich person? 566 00:27:09,753 --> 00:27:11,379 Yeah, no. 567 00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:13,131 No. 568 00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:16,801 We rob a rich person who isn't gonna call the police. 569 00:27:16,885 --> 00:27:19,512 You know, because they got dirty money. 570 00:27:19,596 --> 00:27:20,555 Dirty. 571 00:27:21,765 --> 00:27:22,599 Ooh. 572 00:27:22,682 --> 00:27:24,517 Dirty money, filthy as fuck. 573 00:27:24,601 --> 00:27:25,602 Okay. 574 00:27:25,935 --> 00:27:27,062 You can't report something stolen 575 00:27:27,145 --> 00:27:29,147 that's already been stolen, right? 576 00:27:29,230 --> 00:27:31,232 Wait, surely you know a bunch of drug dealers. 577 00:27:31,316 --> 00:27:34,319 I know one drug dealer. He wears a Casio watch. 578 00:27:34,402 --> 00:27:36,571 And anyway, he's fucked off to Winchester. 579 00:27:36,655 --> 00:27:38,073 What about a porn star? 580 00:27:38,156 --> 00:27:39,366 What about a porn star? 581 00:27:39,449 --> 00:27:42,243 A porn star who moonlights in fucking lonely women, 582 00:27:42,327 --> 00:27:44,329 and those women pay him in cash, 583 00:27:44,412 --> 00:27:46,831 and that cash he puts in a safe in his wardrobe. 584 00:27:46,915 --> 00:27:47,749 Would something like that work? 585 00:27:47,832 --> 00:27:49,000 I don't know. 586 00:27:49,084 --> 00:27:50,293 Is there a lot of money in fucking lonely women? 587 00:27:50,377 --> 00:27:52,170 He gets around five grand a fuck. 588 00:27:52,253 --> 00:27:53,880 Five grand a... 589 00:27:53,963 --> 00:27:56,174 Fucking, five grand? 590 00:27:56,257 --> 00:27:58,760 That's, who is this guy? 591 00:27:58,843 --> 00:28:01,805 His name's Jimmy. He's my boyfriend. 592 00:28:01,888 --> 00:28:04,307 [soft music] 593 00:28:04,391 --> 00:28:06,601 Monster Cock is a porn star. 594 00:28:06,976 --> 00:28:07,727 Yep. 595 00:28:07,977 --> 00:28:11,064 Mm, course he is. Course he is. 596 00:28:11,356 --> 00:28:12,899 He's pretty successful as well. 597 00:28:12,982 --> 00:28:15,026 Is he? Yeah, successful porn star, is he, yeah? 598 00:28:15,110 --> 00:28:16,277 Oh he's great. 599 00:28:16,361 --> 00:28:17,946 Wait just one second. Let me get this right. 600 00:28:18,029 --> 00:28:20,740 You wanna rob your boyfriend? 601 00:28:21,866 --> 00:28:22,909 Yeah. 602 00:28:24,828 --> 00:28:26,746 [Charlie chuckling] 603 00:28:27,747 --> 00:28:30,041 Go on. Tell me what you'd do. 604 00:28:30,125 --> 00:28:32,711 [soft music] 605 00:28:33,837 --> 00:28:36,256 [upbeat dramatic music] 606 00:28:36,339 --> 00:28:38,133 [Tattoo Girl] The first thing you need to know about Jimmy 607 00:28:38,216 --> 00:28:41,553 is that he is in love with every inch of his body. 608 00:28:41,636 --> 00:28:44,514 And believe me, there are a lot of inches. 609 00:28:44,597 --> 00:28:47,016 [Charlie] Oh thank you. You haven't mentioned that. 610 00:28:47,100 --> 00:28:48,727 [Tattoo Girl] He's been making adult movies 611 00:28:48,810 --> 00:28:50,311 since he was 18. 612 00:28:50,395 --> 00:28:53,815 By the time he was 21, he'd fucked over 1,000 women. 613 00:28:53,898 --> 00:28:55,066 You know how I know this? 614 00:28:55,150 --> 00:28:57,569 Because it's a fact that he is very proud of. 615 00:28:57,652 --> 00:29:00,780 But porn is not where he makes his money. 616 00:29:00,864 --> 00:29:02,115 The housewives are. 617 00:29:02,198 --> 00:29:03,491 [women moaning] 618 00:29:03,575 --> 00:29:06,703 He keeps all of that money in a locker by his bed. 619 00:29:06,786 --> 00:29:08,329 After all, he can't bank it. 620 00:29:08,413 --> 00:29:10,373 It's not exactly legal what he's doing. 621 00:29:10,457 --> 00:29:12,000 [Charlie] It's dirty money. 622 00:29:12,083 --> 00:29:13,376 [Tattoo Girl] Just like you wanted. 623 00:29:13,543 --> 00:29:14,961 [Charlie] So what happens next? 624 00:29:15,044 --> 00:29:16,296 [Tattoo Girl] We go back to reality. 625 00:29:16,379 --> 00:29:17,881 Fuck off! We don't have to go back to reality. 626 00:29:17,964 --> 00:29:19,883 Fuck reality. We can do this. 627 00:29:19,966 --> 00:29:22,552 This is a solid plan. We can do this. 628 00:29:22,635 --> 00:29:23,303 He'll kill us. 629 00:29:23,386 --> 00:29:24,971 Only if he catches us. 630 00:29:26,306 --> 00:29:28,808 Do you know the combination? 631 00:29:28,892 --> 00:29:30,018 What? 632 00:29:30,101 --> 00:29:31,144 To the safe. Do you know the combination to the safe? 633 00:29:31,227 --> 00:29:32,061 Yes. Fuck, yes. 634 00:29:32,145 --> 00:29:33,146 -What is it? 635 00:29:33,229 --> 00:29:35,774 Two four four, three four two five. 636 00:29:36,399 --> 00:29:37,609 It spells "big dick". 637 00:29:37,692 --> 00:29:39,277 Oh fuck, we get it, mate. Jesus Christ. 638 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:41,279 Look, Charlie, you have no idea what he's capable of. 639 00:29:41,362 --> 00:29:45,325 Well, you've got no idea what I'm capable of. So... 640 00:29:45,408 --> 00:29:47,076 You're a junkie, Charlie. 641 00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:49,204 You're unstable, confused, fucked up. 642 00:29:49,287 --> 00:29:50,330 You probably won't even remember 643 00:29:50,413 --> 00:29:52,624 this conversation in the morning. 644 00:29:53,249 --> 00:29:54,584 What conversation? 645 00:29:54,667 --> 00:29:57,462 I'm joking. Don't roll your eyes at me. 646 00:29:57,670 --> 00:29:58,630 I'm joking. 647 00:29:59,005 --> 00:30:01,090 But I've been a junkie for five years, 648 00:30:01,174 --> 00:30:03,176 and I still remember to tie my shoes 649 00:30:03,259 --> 00:30:06,262 and brush my teeth and wipe my ass, all right? 650 00:30:06,471 --> 00:30:09,808 I've never been more serious about anything in my life 651 00:30:09,891 --> 00:30:11,893 than I am right now about this. 652 00:30:12,393 --> 00:30:15,396 I wanna rob your abusive porn star boyfriend 653 00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:19,692 and then sail off into the fucking sunset with you. 654 00:30:20,777 --> 00:30:21,903 You sail? 655 00:30:22,612 --> 00:30:23,446 We'll get a plane! 656 00:30:23,530 --> 00:30:25,365 [Therapist] Wait a second. 657 00:30:26,032 --> 00:30:27,367 Wait a second. 658 00:30:28,034 --> 00:30:31,788 I'm not sure how I feel about this story. 659 00:30:31,871 --> 00:30:32,747 How you f-- 660 00:30:33,414 --> 00:30:36,125 Am I not supposed to be the one that's feeling things, Doc? 661 00:30:36,209 --> 00:30:39,587 I mean, I'm not sure I like 662 00:30:40,088 --> 00:30:41,214 where it's going. 663 00:30:41,297 --> 00:30:43,007 Well that's what makes it an interesting story. 664 00:30:43,091 --> 00:30:44,259 Who wants to listen to a story 665 00:30:44,342 --> 00:30:45,635 where you know how it's gonna end? 666 00:30:45,718 --> 00:30:47,220 I didn't say it wasn't interesting. 667 00:30:47,303 --> 00:30:50,223 Okay, but how about we pretend for a minute 668 00:30:50,306 --> 00:30:51,474 you're not my therapist? 669 00:30:51,558 --> 00:30:53,768 Just imagine that we're just two friends, 670 00:30:53,852 --> 00:30:54,853 we're sitting in a bar. 671 00:30:54,936 --> 00:30:55,937 I don't think so. 672 00:30:56,020 --> 00:30:57,313 It's a little bit of role play. 673 00:30:57,522 --> 00:30:59,315 I'm sure you and Mr. Therapist do it all the time. 674 00:30:59,399 --> 00:31:02,068 That's none of your business, Charlie. 675 00:31:04,404 --> 00:31:05,864 It's weird. 676 00:31:05,947 --> 00:31:07,156 Weird how uncomfortable you get 677 00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:09,701 when I mention anything about your life. 678 00:31:10,410 --> 00:31:13,079 We're not here to talk about me, Charlie. 679 00:31:14,664 --> 00:31:15,582 Mm. 680 00:31:18,084 --> 00:31:21,880 And how does that make you feel, Doc? 681 00:31:22,130 --> 00:31:25,300 [clock ticking] 682 00:31:25,383 --> 00:31:27,135 So do you wanna know what happened? 683 00:31:27,594 --> 00:31:31,347 Okay, so, a few days later, there's a knock on my door. 684 00:31:31,431 --> 00:31:32,307 Guess who it is? 685 00:31:32,390 --> 00:31:34,058 [door opening] 686 00:31:36,978 --> 00:31:38,563 Hi, what? 687 00:31:39,022 --> 00:31:40,064 Hi. 688 00:31:40,231 --> 00:31:42,609 What are you doing here? How do you know where I live? 689 00:31:42,692 --> 00:31:44,819 You told me to meet you here at 11. 690 00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:46,613 You texted me your address. 691 00:31:47,530 --> 00:31:48,948 You don't remember? 692 00:31:50,241 --> 00:31:52,785 So much for never forgetting anything. 693 00:31:53,411 --> 00:31:55,121 Did I mention why I wanted to see you? 694 00:31:55,204 --> 00:31:56,122 No. 695 00:31:56,205 --> 00:31:57,916 -Aw. 696 00:31:59,083 --> 00:32:00,501 -Charlie? 697 00:32:00,835 --> 00:32:02,045 Fuck, man, I-- 698 00:32:02,128 --> 00:32:04,422 Charlie, Charlie? 699 00:32:04,672 --> 00:32:07,800 Charlie, why the fuck are you wearing a balaclava? 700 00:32:09,594 --> 00:32:14,515 Fuck, oh well, that's embarrassing. Sorry, yeah. 701 00:32:15,350 --> 00:32:18,227 Oh fuck, yeah, I think this might be why 702 00:32:18,311 --> 00:32:19,854 I wanted you to come over. 703 00:32:19,938 --> 00:32:21,105 To show me your balaclava? 704 00:32:21,189 --> 00:32:23,232 Yeah, yeah, I thought we could maybe 705 00:32:23,316 --> 00:32:24,484 wear them when we rob Jimmy. 706 00:32:24,567 --> 00:32:25,902 You really made me get on a bus 707 00:32:25,985 --> 00:32:28,029 all the way over here to tell me that? 708 00:32:30,073 --> 00:32:32,867 Um, yeah. 709 00:32:33,242 --> 00:32:34,243 You're a fucking idiot, Charlie. 710 00:32:34,327 --> 00:32:35,620 Wait wait, don't go. Don't go. 711 00:32:35,703 --> 00:32:37,205 You're here now. You might as well stay. 712 00:32:37,288 --> 00:32:38,998 Well might as well I do that? 713 00:32:39,874 --> 00:32:40,625 Um. 714 00:32:40,708 --> 00:32:42,377 You say um a fucking lot, don't you? 715 00:32:42,460 --> 00:32:45,046 Only when I can't think of anything else to say. 716 00:32:46,130 --> 00:32:47,048 Uh. 717 00:32:47,632 --> 00:32:50,677 But look, I've got, I've got coffee, 718 00:32:51,552 --> 00:32:53,721 and fruit loaf. 719 00:32:54,347 --> 00:32:57,350 It's like fruit, and it's like bread. 720 00:32:57,433 --> 00:32:59,143 It's like a fruity bread. 721 00:33:00,019 --> 00:33:01,604 But look, I'm sorry, I just, 722 00:33:01,688 --> 00:33:04,732 I really think I just wanted to see you. 723 00:33:05,024 --> 00:33:07,568 [soft music] 724 00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:10,863 Have you got a bed? 725 00:33:11,781 --> 00:33:12,865 Um. 726 00:33:12,949 --> 00:33:16,411 [Tattoo girl moaning] 727 00:33:20,039 --> 00:33:21,207 I'm coming. 728 00:33:21,290 --> 00:33:24,711 [Tattoo girl moaning] 729 00:33:31,134 --> 00:33:32,010 Shit. 730 00:33:35,304 --> 00:33:36,556 Oh, shit. 731 00:33:37,974 --> 00:33:39,058 Whew. 732 00:33:40,643 --> 00:33:44,564 No one has ever made me come from going down on me before. 733 00:33:45,481 --> 00:33:46,232 Really? 734 00:33:46,315 --> 00:33:49,944 [Tattoo girl panting] 735 00:33:53,656 --> 00:33:55,908 [Tattoo girl laughing] 736 00:33:57,660 --> 00:33:59,245 -Can I ask you something? 737 00:34:00,329 --> 00:34:01,581 Yeah. 738 00:34:01,873 --> 00:34:03,583 -Why, uh, 739 00:34:05,334 --> 00:34:06,586 sex? 740 00:34:07,628 --> 00:34:10,840 How did you get addicted to it? 741 00:34:10,923 --> 00:34:14,802 [sighs] That's not a fun story to tell. 742 00:34:16,637 --> 00:34:18,931 Yeah, you don't need to tell me obviously. 743 00:34:19,015 --> 00:34:21,350 I was just curious. 744 00:34:21,434 --> 00:34:22,727 -It's fine. 745 00:34:23,436 --> 00:34:24,896 You asked. 746 00:34:25,688 --> 00:34:29,567 Might as well tell you so you don't imagine the worst. 747 00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:35,615 When I was 13, my parents split. 748 00:34:36,282 --> 00:34:37,909 I stopped talking. 749 00:34:40,536 --> 00:34:43,498 At first, they thought it was a protest, but... 750 00:34:43,873 --> 00:34:46,000 after a few weeks, they realised they should 751 00:34:46,084 --> 00:34:48,795 probably send me to a professional. 752 00:34:49,420 --> 00:34:50,838 [soft music] 753 00:34:50,922 --> 00:34:52,799 Dr. Clark. 754 00:34:54,801 --> 00:34:58,054 And that didn't really work either at first, because 755 00:34:58,638 --> 00:35:01,307 I was a master at staying in silence, so... 756 00:35:01,724 --> 00:35:04,769 why would I open my mouth to a complete stranger? 757 00:35:04,852 --> 00:35:09,148 Thing is, Dr. Clark didn't really mind 758 00:35:09,232 --> 00:35:11,150 that I sat in silence. 759 00:35:11,943 --> 00:35:15,947 If anything, it was better for the physical therapy. 760 00:35:19,575 --> 00:35:22,703 I would sit there from 5:30 in the afternoon 761 00:35:22,787 --> 00:35:26,249 with the door locked, whilst I was told 762 00:35:26,332 --> 00:35:28,334 to remove my underwear. 763 00:35:30,711 --> 00:35:36,551 I would sit there, whilst Dr. Clark asked me questions like, 764 00:35:37,468 --> 00:35:41,347 "Does that make your tummy feel funny when I touch you there?" 765 00:35:42,181 --> 00:35:43,975 [soft music] 766 00:35:44,058 --> 00:35:47,061 I would sit there with a tongue in my ear, 767 00:35:49,021 --> 00:35:50,189 in my mouth, 768 00:35:52,733 --> 00:35:58,698 all over my body, whilst Dr. Clark made me feel special. 769 00:36:02,451 --> 00:36:04,162 I knew it was wrong, but 770 00:36:07,290 --> 00:36:09,083 I didn't tell anyone. 771 00:36:10,918 --> 00:36:14,213 The thing is, what's so fucked up is that, 772 00:36:17,216 --> 00:36:18,718 I liked it. 773 00:36:19,802 --> 00:36:23,347 I know that's not what I'm meant to say, but I did. 774 00:36:24,390 --> 00:36:26,684 [soft music] 775 00:36:26,767 --> 00:36:29,228 My mum started seeing a difference in me. 776 00:36:31,314 --> 00:36:33,107 I was talking again. 777 00:36:34,734 --> 00:36:39,906 So she figured that therapy must be doing something right. 778 00:36:41,657 --> 00:36:43,743 And I stopped going. 779 00:36:45,828 --> 00:36:48,873 But I missed the way it made me feel. 780 00:36:52,627 --> 00:36:54,378 I never went back. 781 00:36:56,214 --> 00:36:59,091 But I know what I'd do if I did. 782 00:37:01,010 --> 00:37:04,931 I'd kill Dr. Clark for making me who I am today. 783 00:37:13,773 --> 00:37:15,775 I need a shower. 784 00:37:25,243 --> 00:37:27,912 [organ music] 785 00:37:28,537 --> 00:37:30,456 [Charlie] So, what's his place like? 786 00:37:30,539 --> 00:37:31,749 [Tattoo Girl] Immaculate, that would be 787 00:37:31,832 --> 00:37:33,251 the best way of describing it. 788 00:37:33,334 --> 00:37:34,752 Not a single thing out of place. 789 00:37:34,835 --> 00:37:37,255 He takes pride in everything he owns. 790 00:37:37,338 --> 00:37:38,673 [Charlie] So how do we get in? 791 00:37:38,756 --> 00:37:40,174 [Tattoo Girl] We walk through the front door. 792 00:37:40,258 --> 00:37:41,259 How else would we get in? 793 00:37:41,342 --> 00:37:42,843 [Charlie] Won't it be locked? 794 00:37:42,927 --> 00:37:44,512 [Tattoo Girl] Yes, but I'll unlock it when I let you in. 795 00:37:44,595 --> 00:37:45,972 [Charlie] You're gonna let me in? 796 00:37:46,055 --> 00:37:47,348 [Tattoo Girl] You really need to let me 797 00:37:47,431 --> 00:37:48,349 finish here, Charlie. 798 00:37:48,432 --> 00:37:49,684 [Charlie] Sorry. 799 00:37:49,850 --> 00:37:51,477 [Tattoo Girl] After I let you in, we both put on 800 00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:53,020 the balaclavas and head to the bedroom. 801 00:37:53,104 --> 00:37:54,480 [Charlie] Wait, why are we gonna rob him 802 00:37:54,563 --> 00:37:55,856 when he's in there? 803 00:37:55,940 --> 00:37:57,316 [Tattoo Girl] Because there's only one key, 804 00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:58,734 which funnily enough, he has. 805 00:37:58,818 --> 00:38:00,194 And he doesn't allow anyone in his house 806 00:38:00,278 --> 00:38:01,320 when he's not there. 807 00:38:01,404 --> 00:38:02,405 [Charlie] Okay, that makes sense. 808 00:38:02,488 --> 00:38:03,698 So, what happens in the bedroom? 809 00:38:03,781 --> 00:38:04,907 [Tattoo Girl] I will carefully go over 810 00:38:04,991 --> 00:38:06,784 to the locker and open the safe. 811 00:38:06,867 --> 00:38:08,786 [Charlie] But what am I gonna be doing then? 812 00:38:08,869 --> 00:38:10,705 [Tattoo Girl] Making sure he doesn't wake up. 813 00:38:10,913 --> 00:38:13,165 [Charlie] And what if he does wake up? 814 00:38:13,666 --> 00:38:16,127 [Jimmy growling] 815 00:38:16,210 --> 00:38:17,503 Then we shoot him. 816 00:38:18,629 --> 00:38:19,672 Shoot him? 817 00:38:19,755 --> 00:38:20,840 -Yeah. 818 00:38:20,923 --> 00:38:23,009 In the leg or something, stop him running after us. 819 00:38:23,092 --> 00:38:23,676 With what? 820 00:38:23,759 --> 00:38:24,927 With a gun, you idiot. 821 00:38:25,011 --> 00:38:28,514 A gun? Have you got a gun, have you? 822 00:38:28,597 --> 00:38:29,557 No. 823 00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:31,350 No, because I haven't got a gun. 824 00:38:31,434 --> 00:38:32,351 Then we'll get a gun. 825 00:38:32,435 --> 00:38:33,436 -Where will we get a gun? 826 00:38:33,519 --> 00:38:35,187 I know a guy. 827 00:38:36,605 --> 00:38:37,648 Have you ever even fired a gun? 828 00:38:37,732 --> 00:38:39,650 No. But how hard can it be? 829 00:38:39,734 --> 00:38:42,695 Just point and pull the trigger, right? 830 00:38:42,778 --> 00:38:43,779 Yeah, just like that. 831 00:38:43,863 --> 00:38:45,364 -Yes, just like that, Charlie. 832 00:38:45,448 --> 00:38:46,991 Can you stop being such a fucking pussy? 833 00:38:47,074 --> 00:38:49,702 Okay, okay, who is this guy then? 834 00:38:49,785 --> 00:38:52,371 Some American, all right? 835 00:38:52,913 --> 00:38:54,373 Word on the street is there was a drug deal. 836 00:38:54,457 --> 00:38:55,666 Word on the street. 837 00:38:55,750 --> 00:38:56,751 -Can you let me finish my story? 838 00:38:56,834 --> 00:38:58,044 Finish it. 839 00:38:58,127 --> 00:39:01,088 -There was a drug deal that went wrong in New York. 840 00:39:01,172 --> 00:39:03,632 Two local lads killed his brother. 841 00:39:03,716 --> 00:39:05,843 Left him dead, shot in the head. 842 00:39:05,926 --> 00:39:09,055 So, he's now over here looking for them. 843 00:39:09,138 --> 00:39:10,681 Apparently, he drives around with a fucking 844 00:39:10,765 --> 00:39:12,224 arsenal in his boot. 845 00:39:12,558 --> 00:39:15,895 Figure we could just get one of those guns. 846 00:39:15,978 --> 00:39:18,939 [snickers] Sorry, that's your plan? 847 00:39:19,023 --> 00:39:22,234 [fake laughs] Yes it is, Charlie. 848 00:39:22,818 --> 00:39:24,278 You have a better one? 849 00:39:24,528 --> 00:39:26,489 No. No. 850 00:39:26,947 --> 00:39:29,909 All right, where would we find this American then? 851 00:39:29,992 --> 00:39:31,786 Sat right over there. 852 00:39:32,244 --> 00:39:34,413 [soft music] 853 00:39:34,497 --> 00:39:37,583 [patrons chattering] 854 00:39:41,796 --> 00:39:44,131 Okay, let's say that is him. 855 00:39:44,215 --> 00:39:46,675 What are you gonna do, just waltz over there, 856 00:39:46,759 --> 00:39:48,677 be like, "excuse me, Mr. Cowboy, sir, 857 00:39:48,761 --> 00:39:50,137 can I buy a gun from you?" 858 00:39:50,221 --> 00:39:51,389 No way. 859 00:39:51,639 --> 00:39:52,306 Yes. 860 00:39:52,390 --> 00:39:53,599 No, no, no. 861 00:39:53,682 --> 00:39:57,603 [patrons chattering] 862 00:39:57,686 --> 00:39:58,521 Hi. 863 00:39:58,604 --> 00:40:01,148 [soft music] 864 00:40:02,316 --> 00:40:05,694 Can we, uh, buy you a drink? 865 00:40:05,778 --> 00:40:07,405 I'm good, thanks. 866 00:40:07,488 --> 00:40:08,489 Okay. 867 00:40:08,864 --> 00:40:12,243 How about some nuts or... 868 00:40:12,576 --> 00:40:13,786 pork scratchings? 869 00:40:13,869 --> 00:40:16,288 What the fuck are pork scratchings? 870 00:40:16,664 --> 00:40:21,627 Sort of like dried up bits of pig skin 871 00:40:21,710 --> 00:40:22,711 with hair. 872 00:40:23,295 --> 00:40:26,632 [coughs] They're actually a lot nicer than they sound. 873 00:40:27,633 --> 00:40:29,760 I think I'll stick with the whiskey. 874 00:40:29,844 --> 00:40:31,637 That's fair enough. 875 00:40:34,432 --> 00:40:38,686 So, we were wondering... 876 00:40:38,769 --> 00:40:40,980 If you can buy a gun from me? 877 00:40:42,523 --> 00:40:43,774 Yeah, how did you know that? 878 00:40:43,858 --> 00:40:45,651 You talk very loudly, 879 00:40:45,734 --> 00:40:49,155 and I could hear every single word you said. 880 00:40:50,781 --> 00:40:51,782 That's a bit embarrassing. 881 00:40:51,866 --> 00:40:52,867 Yeah, a little bit. 882 00:40:52,950 --> 00:40:55,494 Your friend didn't seem so keen. 883 00:40:57,329 --> 00:40:58,664 He's just a, 884 00:40:59,999 --> 00:41:03,169 he just needs to grow a pair of balls. 885 00:41:03,669 --> 00:41:04,962 She right? 886 00:41:06,839 --> 00:41:07,756 Excuse me? 887 00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:09,341 Do you need to grow a pair? 888 00:41:10,801 --> 00:41:12,887 I, I, I don't know. I don't think so. 889 00:41:12,970 --> 00:41:14,180 So you've got some then? 890 00:41:14,263 --> 00:41:14,680 Some? 891 00:41:14,763 --> 00:41:15,806 Balls? 892 00:41:15,890 --> 00:41:18,684 Yes, I got some, two of them, thank you. 893 00:41:18,767 --> 00:41:19,643 Prove it. 894 00:41:19,727 --> 00:41:20,978 Come again? 895 00:41:21,061 --> 00:41:25,524 I don't trust you. I don't deal with people I don't trust. 896 00:41:26,150 --> 00:41:30,196 If you wanna gun, get your balls out 897 00:41:30,946 --> 00:41:32,490 and put them on the bar. 898 00:41:32,781 --> 00:41:36,035 [patrons chattering] 899 00:41:36,952 --> 00:41:38,162 Right. 900 00:41:39,038 --> 00:41:42,666 Can we just, we're just gonna have a little regroup. 901 00:41:42,750 --> 00:41:43,584 Come over here. 902 00:41:43,667 --> 00:41:44,710 -Okay. -Sweetheart. 903 00:41:44,793 --> 00:41:45,920 So this guy's insane. 904 00:41:46,003 --> 00:41:47,338 Of course he is. He's fucking American. 905 00:41:47,421 --> 00:41:48,672 Well I'm not getting my balls out for him. 906 00:41:48,756 --> 00:41:49,924 Why not? 907 00:41:50,007 --> 00:41:51,258 Because it's a weird thing to ask someone you just met. 908 00:41:51,342 --> 00:41:52,301 Why so weird? 909 00:41:52,384 --> 00:41:53,719 I don't know how many germs are on the bar either. 910 00:41:53,802 --> 00:41:55,054 I don't wanna do it. 911 00:41:55,137 --> 00:41:56,388 Look, just do it real quick. Just whip them out. 912 00:41:56,472 --> 00:41:57,598 Just whip them out? 913 00:41:57,681 --> 00:41:58,682 Whip your tits out. How about that? 914 00:41:58,766 --> 00:41:59,558 He doesn't want my tits. 915 00:41:59,642 --> 00:42:00,768 Whip your fanny out. 916 00:42:00,851 --> 00:42:01,852 -He doesn't want my fanny. -Fuck me. 917 00:42:01,936 --> 00:42:02,978 He wants your balls, Charlie. 918 00:42:03,062 --> 00:42:04,313 Come on. What is the problem? 919 00:42:04,396 --> 00:42:05,898 I'll tell you what. I'll do it. How about that? 920 00:42:05,981 --> 00:42:07,399 He's not giving you very many options, is he? 921 00:42:07,483 --> 00:42:08,400 Fine. 922 00:42:08,484 --> 00:42:09,944 -Fine. -Fine. 923 00:42:10,402 --> 00:42:11,737 What will it be? 924 00:42:14,949 --> 00:42:16,325 We gonna do this? 925 00:42:16,408 --> 00:42:18,953 [soft music] 926 00:42:21,914 --> 00:42:23,374 [fly unzipping] 927 00:42:23,457 --> 00:42:25,751 Stop right there. 928 00:42:27,670 --> 00:42:29,755 You some kinda fag? 929 00:42:30,965 --> 00:42:31,757 What? 930 00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:33,884 A total stranger in a bar 931 00:42:33,968 --> 00:42:36,303 ask you take your balls out. 932 00:42:37,096 --> 00:42:39,848 That just makes me think of two things. 933 00:42:39,932 --> 00:42:41,850 [soft music] 934 00:42:41,934 --> 00:42:45,646 You're either a fag, or you're desperate. 935 00:42:47,940 --> 00:42:49,233 Which is it? 936 00:42:49,650 --> 00:42:50,776 The second one. 937 00:42:50,859 --> 00:42:52,611 You sure about that? 938 00:42:53,529 --> 00:42:55,072 Yeah, I'm pretty sure. 939 00:42:55,739 --> 00:42:59,451 Okay, meet me tonight at midnight. 940 00:43:00,536 --> 00:43:03,289 Warehouse 19 at the docks. 941 00:43:04,123 --> 00:43:05,416 Don't be late. 942 00:43:06,417 --> 00:43:08,377 The price is 2,000. 943 00:43:08,460 --> 00:43:10,421 Right, 2,000. 944 00:43:10,504 --> 00:43:13,090 Is that, so is that pounds or? 945 00:43:13,591 --> 00:43:14,425 Pounds. 946 00:43:14,508 --> 00:43:17,011 Right. You don't take cards? 947 00:43:17,803 --> 00:43:20,180 Thank you. It's cash, he's cash. 948 00:43:20,431 --> 00:43:22,224 Cannot believe you were gonna get your balls out. 949 00:43:22,308 --> 00:43:25,144 Fuck off. I don't have 2,000 pounds either. 950 00:43:25,227 --> 00:43:27,187 Yeah, right, just leave it with me. 951 00:43:27,271 --> 00:43:29,982 Meet me outside the big Tasco at 11, all right? 952 00:43:30,190 --> 00:43:31,442 So you gonna come to group tonight? 953 00:43:31,525 --> 00:43:32,651 -Obviously not. 954 00:43:32,735 --> 00:43:33,944 [Tattoo Girl] Nice to meet you. 955 00:43:34,028 --> 00:43:35,613 [The American] See you later. 956 00:43:35,946 --> 00:43:38,407 [soft music] 957 00:43:38,490 --> 00:43:39,825 It was at a party. 958 00:43:39,908 --> 00:43:43,454 I don't know how it happened. It just kinda did. 959 00:43:45,831 --> 00:43:48,375 And, yeah, since then I feel like 960 00:43:48,917 --> 00:43:53,797 my life's been a bit foggy and hazy, 961 00:43:54,048 --> 00:43:57,676 kinda like I'm in a, like a dream or something. 962 00:43:58,010 --> 00:44:01,096 You, you ever had that dream where you're, you're falling? 963 00:44:01,180 --> 00:44:03,140 You know, you're falling and you're falling 964 00:44:03,223 --> 00:44:07,102 and just before you wake up, you jolt awake. 965 00:44:07,186 --> 00:44:09,104 Like, I feel like, since I first used 966 00:44:09,188 --> 00:44:11,857 my life's been like that, I been falling. 967 00:44:12,066 --> 00:44:15,402 And, I've just been waiting for something to, 968 00:44:15,486 --> 00:44:17,488 to wake me up. 969 00:44:20,032 --> 00:44:23,535 Wow. That's so depressing. 970 00:44:25,913 --> 00:44:27,081 Depressing, okay. 971 00:44:27,164 --> 00:44:28,957 Sorry, Nick, expecting something a little bit 972 00:44:29,041 --> 00:44:32,419 more uplifting here, were you? 973 00:44:32,503 --> 00:44:33,796 Fucking depressing. 974 00:44:33,879 --> 00:44:37,383 -No, I, I just mean, it's just 975 00:44:38,008 --> 00:44:39,218 sad. 976 00:44:41,261 --> 00:44:45,224 That bit about falling, totally get it. 977 00:44:46,058 --> 00:44:48,268 It touched me on a 978 00:44:48,602 --> 00:44:51,605 like deep profound level, like a human level. 979 00:44:51,689 --> 00:44:53,399 You know, like really, 980 00:44:53,941 --> 00:44:55,567 whew, it's just sad. 981 00:44:57,277 --> 00:44:58,737 And depressing. 982 00:44:58,821 --> 00:44:59,905 -Mm. 983 00:44:59,988 --> 00:45:01,990 You see, I seem to remember about a week ago, 984 00:45:02,074 --> 00:45:05,411 you told a story for about 45 minutes about the time 985 00:45:05,494 --> 00:45:08,914 you got so pissed you shat yourself in a car park. 986 00:45:08,997 --> 00:45:10,749 Whew. 987 00:45:12,042 --> 00:45:13,043 Whoa. 988 00:45:13,627 --> 00:45:15,921 I mean, you didn't have to attack me, man. 989 00:45:16,004 --> 00:45:18,966 I'm just saying, we all have this in common. 990 00:45:19,049 --> 00:45:21,677 Yeah, like, it binds us together. 991 00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:24,555 It's just sad. 992 00:45:24,638 --> 00:45:26,140 And, um, 993 00:45:27,307 --> 00:45:28,308 and depressing. 994 00:45:28,392 --> 00:45:29,935 I come to these things every week, 995 00:45:30,018 --> 00:45:32,062 and I don't say anything, and the one time I do, 996 00:45:32,146 --> 00:45:33,939 you're kinda like jumping on it. 997 00:45:34,022 --> 00:45:35,274 And it's 998 00:45:36,024 --> 00:45:37,067 annoying. 999 00:45:37,151 --> 00:45:40,571 His hand's up, isn't it? Yeah. 1000 00:45:41,613 --> 00:45:44,450 [upbeat music] 1001 00:45:47,327 --> 00:45:50,456 [engine idling] 1002 00:45:52,791 --> 00:45:54,001 He said midnight. 1003 00:45:54,084 --> 00:45:56,837 Why say midnight if he doesn't turn up at midnight? 1004 00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:58,714 It's just, I hate people who are late. 1005 00:45:58,797 --> 00:46:01,258 - Ugh. He'll be here soon. 1006 00:46:01,341 --> 00:46:04,094 You've been saying that for the last seven minutes. 1007 00:46:04,386 --> 00:46:05,512 [Tattoo girl exhaling] 1008 00:46:05,596 --> 00:46:07,639 You're just nervous, that's all. 1009 00:46:12,144 --> 00:46:16,482 Yes, I am nervous. How are you not nervous? 1010 00:46:16,648 --> 00:46:17,858 -I don't know. 1011 00:46:19,359 --> 00:46:21,779 And where did you get this two grand from? 1012 00:46:23,363 --> 00:46:27,493 [Tattoo Girl] Baby, I've seen some shoes. 1013 00:46:27,576 --> 00:46:28,243 Oh. 1014 00:46:28,327 --> 00:46:31,371 -Mm, they're red. 1015 00:46:32,706 --> 00:46:34,708 And they're latex. 1016 00:46:35,209 --> 00:46:41,340 And I think that they would go perfectly with this outfit. 1017 00:46:43,175 --> 00:46:44,176 They sound really nice. 1018 00:46:44,259 --> 00:46:47,888 You're gonna love them, I promise. 1019 00:46:47,971 --> 00:46:50,516 Go on. How much are they? 1020 00:46:51,266 --> 00:46:52,267 2,000? 1021 00:46:52,351 --> 00:46:54,353 Baby, that is a lot of money. 1022 00:46:54,436 --> 00:46:59,566 Well, you did forget my birthday last month. 1023 00:47:00,025 --> 00:47:03,028 And you know, they're just as much for you 1024 00:47:03,111 --> 00:47:04,905 as they are for me. 1025 00:47:05,197 --> 00:47:07,115 Baby, you're turning me on. 1026 00:47:07,491 --> 00:47:11,620 -They're one of a kind, just like you. 1027 00:47:11,703 --> 00:47:13,205 Just like me. 1028 00:47:13,372 --> 00:47:15,040 Oh, I think I'm gonna come. 1029 00:47:15,123 --> 00:47:17,543 Oh, can I buy the shoes? 1030 00:47:17,626 --> 00:47:18,710 Oh, baby. 1031 00:47:19,294 --> 00:47:21,004 Can I buy the shoes? 1032 00:47:21,088 --> 00:47:21,964 Oh, I'm coming. 1033 00:47:22,047 --> 00:47:23,799 Can I buy the fucking shoes? 1034 00:47:23,882 --> 00:47:26,760 Yes, buy the fucking shoes! 1035 00:47:26,844 --> 00:47:27,803 Thank you. 1036 00:47:27,886 --> 00:47:30,848 [Jimmy groaning] 1037 00:47:32,307 --> 00:47:33,684 You fucked him again? 1038 00:47:33,767 --> 00:47:36,311 What the fuck? No, did you not just listen to the story? 1039 00:47:36,395 --> 00:47:38,230 The story where you just made him come? 1040 00:47:38,313 --> 00:47:39,982 But we didn't fuck. 1041 00:47:40,065 --> 00:47:41,275 I beg to differ. 1042 00:47:41,441 --> 00:47:43,569 You beg to differ that we fucked? 1043 00:47:43,861 --> 00:47:46,780 Well how would you feel if it was the other way around? 1044 00:47:46,989 --> 00:47:48,574 [soft upbeat music] 1045 00:47:48,657 --> 00:47:50,409 Hello, Charlie. 1046 00:47:51,869 --> 00:47:52,619 I'm sorry. 1047 00:47:52,703 --> 00:47:55,873 [soft upbeat music] 1048 00:47:57,249 --> 00:48:00,752 Yeah. You did what you had to do, I guess. 1049 00:48:01,211 --> 00:48:04,131 [soft upbeat music] 1050 00:48:04,214 --> 00:48:07,843 This is fucking ridiculous now. Where the fuck is he? 1051 00:48:07,926 --> 00:48:09,094 He'll be here. 1052 00:48:09,177 --> 00:48:12,639 [soft upbeat music] 1053 00:48:15,225 --> 00:48:16,310 What if he shoots us? 1054 00:48:16,393 --> 00:48:18,312 Why would he shoot us? 1055 00:48:19,146 --> 00:48:21,398 I don't know. He's an American, isn't he? 1056 00:48:21,481 --> 00:48:23,483 Don't they just walk around and shoot anyone willy-nilly? 1057 00:48:23,567 --> 00:48:26,653 [chuckles] Willy-nilly, who the fuck says that? 1058 00:48:26,737 --> 00:48:27,321 I say that. 1059 00:48:27,404 --> 00:48:28,614 -Right. 1060 00:48:30,324 --> 00:48:31,074 Give me your hand. 1061 00:48:31,158 --> 00:48:31,909 -What? 1062 00:48:31,992 --> 00:48:32,784 Give me your hand. 1063 00:48:33,243 --> 00:48:35,954 Feel how fucking fast my heart is beating right now. 1064 00:48:36,538 --> 00:48:38,081 Probably got something to do with the amount 1065 00:48:38,165 --> 00:48:39,499 of heroin that's been through your system. 1066 00:48:39,583 --> 00:48:41,919 No no no, this is different, this is different. 1067 00:48:43,128 --> 00:48:45,964 This feels, this is bad, it's bad. 1068 00:48:46,048 --> 00:48:47,215 We should go, we should leave this. 1069 00:48:47,299 --> 00:48:48,592 No, no, what the fuck are you doing? 1070 00:48:48,675 --> 00:48:49,927 Charlie, just look at me. Let's breathe. 1071 00:48:50,010 --> 00:48:52,220 [Tattoo girl breathes] 1072 00:48:52,304 --> 00:48:53,138 Breathe with me. 1073 00:48:53,221 --> 00:48:56,475 [Charlie breathing] 1074 00:48:56,558 --> 00:48:58,435 Okay, breathe it out. 1075 00:48:58,518 --> 00:49:00,938 Maybe, we should just go inside 1076 00:49:01,021 --> 00:49:02,314 and have a look if he's in there. 1077 00:49:02,397 --> 00:49:04,816 Hm? How's that sound? 1078 00:49:07,069 --> 00:49:09,196 Yeah, that's actually a really good idea. 1079 00:49:09,279 --> 00:49:10,280 -Yeah. Okay. 1080 00:49:10,364 --> 00:49:11,573 We shoulda done that when we got here. 1081 00:49:11,657 --> 00:49:12,366 -Right. 1082 00:49:12,449 --> 00:49:14,159 Let's go look inside. 1083 00:49:14,701 --> 00:49:15,744 Okay. 1084 00:49:15,827 --> 00:49:18,997 [door sliding] 1085 00:49:19,081 --> 00:49:22,918 [soft dramatic music] 1086 00:49:23,001 --> 00:49:24,211 You're late. 1087 00:49:24,378 --> 00:49:27,839 [soft dramatic music] 1088 00:49:43,939 --> 00:49:45,524 Have you got the gun? 1089 00:49:48,026 --> 00:49:49,695 I've got the gun. 1090 00:49:53,198 --> 00:49:54,533 Can we see it? 1091 00:49:55,033 --> 00:49:56,868 Money first. 1092 00:49:58,036 --> 00:49:59,538 Get the money. 1093 00:50:02,416 --> 00:50:03,542 Uh. 1094 00:50:04,876 --> 00:50:05,752 Throw it over. 1095 00:50:05,836 --> 00:50:09,089 [soft dramatic music] 1096 00:50:11,091 --> 00:50:12,009 Oh. 1097 00:50:12,175 --> 00:50:14,344 The wallet, you stupid fucking idiot. 1098 00:50:14,428 --> 00:50:16,388 Put the money in the wallet and throw it over. 1099 00:50:16,471 --> 00:50:18,181 Yeah, yeah, sorry. 1100 00:50:18,849 --> 00:50:22,102 [soft dramatic music] 1101 00:50:26,356 --> 00:50:28,400 [money rattling] 1102 00:50:28,483 --> 00:50:32,029 [soft dramatic music] 1103 00:50:39,161 --> 00:50:41,079 You're such an idiot. 1104 00:50:41,663 --> 00:50:45,083 [soft dramatic music] 1105 00:50:54,926 --> 00:50:56,094 It's in the trunk. 1106 00:50:57,345 --> 00:50:58,805 You mean the boot? 1107 00:50:59,097 --> 00:51:00,932 I mean the trunk. 1108 00:51:01,558 --> 00:51:03,310 That's what Americans call boots. 1109 00:51:03,393 --> 00:51:04,770 I know. 1110 00:51:06,063 --> 00:51:07,105 Don't worry. 1111 00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:10,776 I won't shoot you in the back. 1112 00:51:11,526 --> 00:51:14,112 [footsteps thudding] 1113 00:51:14,196 --> 00:51:17,616 [soft dramatic music] 1114 00:51:25,123 --> 00:51:26,625 What is that? 1115 00:51:26,958 --> 00:51:28,126 It's a gun. 1116 00:51:29,586 --> 00:51:30,796 What are we supposed to do with that? 1117 00:51:30,879 --> 00:51:32,714 You ordered a gun. That's a gun. 1118 00:51:32,798 --> 00:51:34,674 That is a gun. Yeah, that is a gun. 1119 00:51:34,758 --> 00:51:39,096 That is a gun used to shoot deer with in about 1880. 1120 00:51:39,971 --> 00:51:41,348 You haven't got anything smaller, have you? 1121 00:51:41,431 --> 00:51:43,391 You didn't specify size. 1122 00:51:43,475 --> 00:51:45,143 No, I know that, but I mean, 1123 00:51:45,227 --> 00:51:46,478 what am I supposed to do with this? 1124 00:51:46,561 --> 00:51:49,523 I can't hide this. It isn't very subtle, is it? 1125 00:51:49,606 --> 00:51:51,191 Wear an overcoat. 1126 00:51:51,274 --> 00:51:52,776 I don't have an overcoat. 1127 00:51:52,859 --> 00:51:53,819 Well, buy one. 1128 00:51:53,902 --> 00:51:55,112 Brilliant, so now I have to buy 1129 00:51:55,195 --> 00:51:56,655 an overcoat as well as this? 1130 00:51:56,738 --> 00:51:58,657 We don't, I don't actually want this. 1131 00:51:58,740 --> 00:52:02,452 So, so you take that, I'll take the money back 1132 00:52:02,536 --> 00:52:04,371 and then we'll just go our separate ways. 1133 00:52:04,454 --> 00:52:06,540 No refunds. 1134 00:52:07,499 --> 00:52:09,334 What the fuck do you mean no refunds? 1135 00:52:09,417 --> 00:52:11,753 I mean no fucking refunds. 1136 00:52:11,837 --> 00:52:14,297 You ordered a gun. That's a gun! 1137 00:52:14,506 --> 00:52:15,590 That's bullshit. 1138 00:52:15,674 --> 00:52:18,218 Tell someone who gives a shit. 1139 00:52:18,301 --> 00:52:19,511 [dramatic music] 1140 00:52:19,594 --> 00:52:20,637 You netted us 2,000-- 1141 00:52:20,720 --> 00:52:21,721 [fist striking] 1142 00:52:21,805 --> 00:52:23,849 - Oh, Charlie, wait. What the fuck? 1143 00:52:25,058 --> 00:52:26,351 Whoa, whoa whoa whoa. 1144 00:52:26,434 --> 00:52:30,063 Okay, why doesn't everyone just chill out? 1145 00:52:30,438 --> 00:52:32,440 We're cool. We're cool. 1146 00:52:32,524 --> 00:52:35,193 Just that is, 1147 00:52:35,360 --> 00:52:36,903 is like exactly what we need. 1148 00:52:36,987 --> 00:52:38,196 Can we not have that one? 1149 00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:39,573 This is my gun. 1150 00:52:39,656 --> 00:52:41,575 But it's literally the perfect size. 1151 00:52:41,658 --> 00:52:44,828 So is my dick. You want some of that? 1152 00:52:45,328 --> 00:52:48,081 My advice to you is take that rifle 1153 00:52:48,165 --> 00:52:50,834 and get the fuck outta here. 1154 00:52:51,334 --> 00:52:52,419 -Okay. -Okay. 1155 00:52:52,627 --> 00:52:53,712 Okay. 1156 00:52:54,421 --> 00:52:57,424 One second, though. Is this thing even loaded like? 1157 00:52:57,507 --> 00:52:58,842 - Of course it's fucking loaded. 1158 00:52:58,925 --> 00:52:59,551 [gun firing] 1159 00:52:59,634 --> 00:53:01,011 - Ah! 1160 00:53:01,094 --> 00:53:02,470 Ah! I'm so sorry. 1161 00:53:02,554 --> 00:53:04,973 That was, my finger was on the, I... 1162 00:53:05,056 --> 00:53:05,974 You shot me, kid! 1163 00:53:06,057 --> 00:53:08,268 I did. I did, but that was an accident. 1164 00:53:08,351 --> 00:53:10,312 Now I'm gonna shoot you! 1165 00:53:10,395 --> 00:53:13,064 [gun firing] 1166 00:53:13,148 --> 00:53:16,067 [clock ticking] 1167 00:53:20,405 --> 00:53:21,531 [tyres squealing] 1168 00:53:21,615 --> 00:53:24,784 Oh, fuck me! I can't believe he shot me! 1169 00:53:24,868 --> 00:53:25,535 Ow! 1170 00:53:25,619 --> 00:53:27,954 Oh Jesus, it's a fucking graze. 1171 00:53:28,038 --> 00:53:31,416 From a bullet. It's a graze from a fucking bullet. 1172 00:53:31,499 --> 00:53:33,293 Will you stop being such a fucking baby? 1173 00:53:33,376 --> 00:53:35,086 Have you ever been shot? 1174 00:53:35,170 --> 00:53:35,754 What? 1175 00:53:35,837 --> 00:53:37,088 Have you ever been shot? 1176 00:53:37,172 --> 00:53:38,131 No. 1177 00:53:38,215 --> 00:53:40,217 No, then until you get shot, you can't say anything. 1178 00:53:40,300 --> 00:53:42,260 Fuck me. Ow! 1179 00:53:43,345 --> 00:53:44,221 Ow! 1180 00:53:47,307 --> 00:53:49,226 [Charlie exhaling] 1181 00:53:49,309 --> 00:53:51,728 [knocking on door] 1182 00:53:52,103 --> 00:53:54,272 [knocking on door] 1183 00:54:00,111 --> 00:54:01,404 [punch striking] 1184 00:54:03,740 --> 00:54:06,076 Ah! Ah! 1185 00:54:07,535 --> 00:54:10,163 Please don't hurt me. Please don't hurt me! 1186 00:54:10,247 --> 00:54:11,665 Ow! Ow! 1187 00:54:12,874 --> 00:54:14,751 Who the fuck are you? 1188 00:54:17,462 --> 00:54:19,089 [punch striking] 1189 00:54:19,714 --> 00:54:22,175 [Charlie breathing hard] 1190 00:54:22,259 --> 00:54:24,594 [dramatic music] 1191 00:54:24,678 --> 00:54:28,014 [punches striking] 1192 00:54:32,852 --> 00:54:34,271 Are you hibernating? 1193 00:54:35,730 --> 00:54:37,357 Did you hear what I said? 1194 00:54:37,732 --> 00:54:39,818 Are you hibernating? 1195 00:54:41,861 --> 00:54:44,614 Are you a dirty little hedgehog? 1196 00:54:44,698 --> 00:54:46,491 I can see that. 1197 00:54:47,617 --> 00:54:48,827 What I can't see 1198 00:54:49,160 --> 00:54:54,332 is what my girl would see in a fucking junkie hedgehog. 1199 00:54:54,624 --> 00:54:56,543 Can you explain it to me? 1200 00:54:56,626 --> 00:54:57,752 Mm-hm. 1201 00:54:57,836 --> 00:55:00,630 Yeah, she's with me for my big dick. 1202 00:55:00,714 --> 00:55:02,299 What did you say? 1203 00:55:02,882 --> 00:55:06,511 You got fucking balls, I'll give you that. 1204 00:55:06,803 --> 00:55:08,513 Let's have a little bet, huh? 1205 00:55:08,972 --> 00:55:14,352 Whoever hast he biggest dick gets the girl. 1206 00:55:16,313 --> 00:55:17,314 What? 1207 00:55:21,776 --> 00:55:22,819 How's that for you? 1208 00:55:22,902 --> 00:55:25,238 Did you seriously just get your dick out? 1209 00:55:25,322 --> 00:55:26,531 Your turn. 1210 00:55:27,866 --> 00:55:29,534 No, thank you. 1211 00:55:29,617 --> 00:55:30,744 Why not? 1212 00:55:30,952 --> 00:55:33,079 Well, I don't want to. 1213 00:55:33,163 --> 00:55:35,623 I want you to look at it. 1214 00:55:35,707 --> 00:55:37,000 I don't want to. 1215 00:55:37,083 --> 00:55:38,877 Look at my dick. 1216 00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:40,170 Please text me a picture of it-- 1217 00:55:40,253 --> 00:55:44,591 I'm not asking. Look at my fucking dick. 1218 00:55:44,674 --> 00:55:45,550 I'm actually not gonna. 1219 00:55:45,633 --> 00:55:49,387 Look at my fucking dick. 1220 00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:53,433 Aw, fuck, yeah. I saw it, mate. 1221 00:55:53,516 --> 00:55:55,268 Come closer. 1222 00:55:55,685 --> 00:55:57,103 -What? 1223 00:55:57,479 --> 00:55:58,730 Come 1224 00:55:58,813 --> 00:55:59,814 closer. 1225 00:55:59,898 --> 00:56:02,317 What? What? 1226 00:56:02,525 --> 00:56:04,319 Come closer. 1227 00:56:04,402 --> 00:56:06,863 -What the fuck is going on? 1228 00:56:07,614 --> 00:56:08,907 -Don't make me ask again. 1229 00:56:09,115 --> 00:56:12,952 I'm gonna fucking do it, just give me a second. 1230 00:56:14,287 --> 00:56:15,455 There you go. 1231 00:56:15,538 --> 00:56:16,581 Closer. 1232 00:56:18,500 --> 00:56:21,378 You are fucking odd. Odd. 1233 00:56:22,629 --> 00:56:23,713 -Closer. 1234 00:56:23,797 --> 00:56:27,300 [soft dramatic music] 1235 00:56:27,384 --> 00:56:28,468 Closer. 1236 00:56:28,676 --> 00:56:31,304 [Charlie groaning] 1237 00:56:31,388 --> 00:56:32,597 [penis smacking] 1238 00:56:33,515 --> 00:56:36,184 [soft dramatic music] 1239 00:56:36,267 --> 00:56:37,435 What happened? 1240 00:56:37,685 --> 00:56:40,563 [Charlie spitting] 1241 00:56:40,647 --> 00:56:44,109 -Now, if you ever 1242 00:56:44,609 --> 00:56:47,404 come near my girl 1243 00:56:47,612 --> 00:56:48,905 ever again, 1244 00:56:49,072 --> 00:56:52,117 and I will fucking kill you with it. 1245 00:56:52,659 --> 00:56:54,661 You understand me, Hedge? 1246 00:56:54,994 --> 00:56:57,497 Do you understand? 1247 00:56:58,623 --> 00:57:01,376 Capiche. Got it. 1248 00:57:01,668 --> 00:57:03,128 Fucking got it. 1249 00:57:03,753 --> 00:57:04,963 Good. 1250 00:57:06,381 --> 00:57:07,298 Fuck me. 1251 00:57:07,382 --> 00:57:11,219 [soft dramatic music] 1252 00:57:11,302 --> 00:57:13,054 [door closing] 1253 00:57:13,430 --> 00:57:14,514 [Advisor Sue] Charlie? 1254 00:57:19,394 --> 00:57:20,478 Charlie? 1255 00:57:21,104 --> 00:57:22,147 Charlie? 1256 00:57:24,732 --> 00:57:25,525 Hi. 1257 00:57:25,608 --> 00:57:27,152 -Hi. -Welcome back. 1258 00:57:28,903 --> 00:57:31,281 Is everything okay? 1259 00:57:31,531 --> 00:57:32,449 Yeah. 1260 00:57:34,784 --> 00:57:35,994 Great. 1261 00:57:37,203 --> 00:57:40,373 Have you got something you want to share with the group? 1262 00:57:40,999 --> 00:57:45,378 I'm not really in the mood for share tonight, actually. 1263 00:57:46,796 --> 00:57:50,383 I don't even know why I came. I'm gonna go. 1264 00:57:50,467 --> 00:57:52,135 -Charlie, um, 1265 00:57:52,927 --> 00:57:54,387 what are you saying? 1266 00:57:56,431 --> 00:57:57,640 I'm saying 1267 00:57:58,266 --> 00:58:01,895 fuck sharing, I'm gonna be selfish for a bit. 1268 00:58:02,395 --> 00:58:05,648 -But what if, what if I suggested to you, 1269 00:58:05,732 --> 00:58:08,485 perhaps, and, and just something for you 1270 00:58:08,568 --> 00:58:10,320 to think about and work on? 1271 00:58:10,403 --> 00:58:11,488 [Charlie] What? 1272 00:58:12,155 --> 00:58:15,450 Maybe that selfishness is what brought 1273 00:58:15,533 --> 00:58:17,368 you here in the first place. 1274 00:58:17,911 --> 00:58:21,831 Uh, it's not. Heroin is. 1275 00:58:22,248 --> 00:58:26,044 And I wasn't selfish. I always shared my needles. 1276 00:58:27,795 --> 00:58:28,963 That was, 1277 00:58:29,214 --> 00:58:31,549 I, I smoke heroin, I don't even inject it. 1278 00:58:31,633 --> 00:58:34,802 That was a joke. Fucking lighten up, tough crowd. 1279 00:58:34,886 --> 00:58:36,638 I think I can speak for the group 1280 00:58:36,721 --> 00:58:38,848 when I say that wasn't funny. 1281 00:58:39,390 --> 00:58:43,061 Yeah, I sensed that when nobody laughed. 1282 00:58:44,979 --> 00:58:46,189 And look, 1283 00:58:47,565 --> 00:58:48,566 to be honest, 1284 00:58:49,108 --> 00:58:51,736 I don't think this is working out for me. 1285 00:58:53,154 --> 00:58:57,283 Because, I'll be honest with you right now, 1286 00:58:58,743 --> 00:59:01,037 I get high all the time still. 1287 00:59:02,038 --> 00:59:03,414 I'm still using. 1288 00:59:03,957 --> 00:59:05,708 I'm high right now. 1289 00:59:06,709 --> 00:59:08,086 Sh. 1290 00:59:08,878 --> 00:59:09,754 Thank you. 1291 00:59:09,837 --> 00:59:10,964 -Welcome. -Yeah. 1292 00:59:11,381 --> 00:59:14,509 That's brave, and you are among friends. 1293 00:59:14,759 --> 00:59:17,762 And there is no judgement here, Charlie, 1294 00:59:18,012 --> 00:59:20,306 but please, I implore you. 1295 00:59:21,015 --> 00:59:26,104 Just take a minute, just for yourself, get centred. 1296 00:59:27,689 --> 00:59:29,315 Maybe have a cup of tea. 1297 00:59:30,024 --> 00:59:31,901 Something nice and hot, and a nice biscuit. 1298 00:59:31,985 --> 00:59:33,653 -I'm not a kid. 1299 00:59:34,195 --> 00:59:35,822 None of us are kids. 1300 00:59:36,114 --> 00:59:38,825 And talking about this shit 1301 00:59:38,908 --> 00:59:40,159 doesn't actually make it any easier. 1302 00:59:40,243 --> 00:59:43,580 In fact, it makes it fucking harder. 1303 00:59:44,372 --> 00:59:48,293 Okay, I come here every week, and we talk and, 1304 00:59:48,918 --> 00:59:51,629 and it reminds me that the only thing that's ever 1305 00:59:51,713 --> 00:59:54,632 made me happy in my life 1306 00:59:56,426 --> 00:59:57,176 is heroin. 1307 00:59:57,260 --> 00:59:58,678 Charlie, go to your happy place. 1308 00:59:58,761 --> 01:00:01,514 My happy place is me doing heroin. 1309 01:00:02,432 --> 01:00:04,142 You're not a smart woman. 1310 01:00:05,059 --> 01:00:06,060 Uh. 1311 01:00:06,311 --> 01:00:10,148 Fine, I don't think there's any need for an insult. 1312 01:00:12,734 --> 01:00:16,821 I'm sorry. I'm, I didn't mean to insult you. 1313 01:00:17,447 --> 01:00:21,826 I was just questioning your intelligence. That's all. 1314 01:00:24,829 --> 01:00:27,665 Ugh. That's a shame, Charlie, 1315 01:00:27,749 --> 01:00:29,876 because I really feel like we were, 1316 01:00:29,959 --> 01:00:33,504 we were making some progress, but I'm so sorry. 1317 01:00:33,588 --> 01:00:36,633 I think maybe it's time 1318 01:00:36,716 --> 01:00:38,134 that you left. 1319 01:00:38,468 --> 01:00:39,344 Yeah, great. 1320 01:00:39,427 --> 01:00:42,472 I been trying to do that for like 10 minutes, so 1321 01:00:42,555 --> 01:00:44,057 it's cool with me. 1322 01:00:47,018 --> 01:00:50,730 Jess. Say hi to your cat, mate. 1323 01:00:53,149 --> 01:00:54,150 [door opening] 1324 01:00:54,233 --> 01:00:55,860 [Charlie] Good night, children. 1325 01:00:57,195 --> 01:00:58,446 [door closing] 1326 01:00:58,529 --> 01:01:02,867 You just can't help people that won't help themselves. 1327 01:01:04,035 --> 01:01:06,579 It's a really big lesson tonight, guys. 1328 01:01:07,121 --> 01:01:10,208 [sighs] Let's regroup. 1329 01:01:12,794 --> 01:01:16,381 [Tattoo girl exhaling] 1330 01:01:16,464 --> 01:01:17,382 Hey. 1331 01:01:21,761 --> 01:01:22,762 Can we talk? 1332 01:01:34,065 --> 01:01:36,693 Fuck, Charlie, I'm so sorry. 1333 01:01:38,111 --> 01:01:39,779 Why did you tell him? 1334 01:01:40,029 --> 01:01:41,114 I didn't want to. 1335 01:01:41,656 --> 01:01:44,826 He beat it out of me, saw the texts. I'm sorry. 1336 01:01:44,909 --> 01:01:46,244 Had to. 1337 01:01:50,373 --> 01:01:52,583 You know he slapped me with it. 1338 01:01:54,544 --> 01:01:57,588 His penis, he slapped me with it. 1339 01:01:58,673 --> 01:01:59,882 What? 1340 01:01:59,966 --> 01:02:01,884 He beat the shit out of me, and he made me crawl over 1341 01:02:01,968 --> 01:02:05,012 to it and then he was like, "look at it". 1342 01:02:05,471 --> 01:02:08,766 And you know what? It looked right back at me. 1343 01:02:09,100 --> 01:02:13,187 [chuckles] Sorry. I'm sorry. 1344 01:02:13,521 --> 01:02:17,150 You're laughing, okay. Fuck you. 1345 01:02:17,775 --> 01:02:18,651 -I'm sorry. 1346 01:02:19,026 --> 01:02:21,988 You've got really shitty taste in men. 1347 01:02:22,280 --> 01:02:23,740 Not all men. 1348 01:02:25,700 --> 01:02:26,576 Come on. 1349 01:02:26,951 --> 01:02:29,662 You've gone from abusive porn star to junkie bum. 1350 01:02:29,746 --> 01:02:31,289 You're not a bum. 1351 01:02:34,125 --> 01:02:37,420 Look at me. What have I got? 1352 01:02:38,171 --> 01:02:41,424 Got no money. Got no friends. 1353 01:02:41,966 --> 01:02:43,843 I have a job. Do have a job. 1354 01:02:44,093 --> 01:02:46,804 Makes me wanna kill myself every time I clock in. 1355 01:02:48,806 --> 01:02:49,766 What have I got? 1356 01:02:50,975 --> 01:02:52,268 You got me. 1357 01:02:58,065 --> 01:03:02,487 Did you, uh, did you tell him about the plan? 1358 01:03:02,904 --> 01:03:03,821 No. 1359 01:03:03,905 --> 01:03:05,323 No? 1360 01:03:05,573 --> 01:03:06,657 Good. 1361 01:03:07,325 --> 01:03:09,494 Because I don't just wanna rob him, 1362 01:03:10,119 --> 01:03:11,704 I wanna fucking kill him. 1363 01:03:14,081 --> 01:03:16,375 So it's pretty much still the exact same plan, 1364 01:03:16,459 --> 01:03:17,794 just have a different ending. 1365 01:03:17,877 --> 01:03:19,295 So we're not gonna rob him anymore? 1366 01:03:19,378 --> 01:03:22,298 What? Of course we're gonna rob him. You're not listening. 1367 01:03:22,381 --> 01:03:24,634 It's just that this time I'm gonna use the gun 1368 01:03:24,717 --> 01:03:27,678 and I'm gonna blow his fucking brains out. 1369 01:03:28,513 --> 01:03:30,556 So you shoot him in the head? 1370 01:03:31,015 --> 01:03:33,142 Yes, I'm gonna shoot him in the head. 1371 01:03:33,226 --> 01:03:34,727 Why, where were you thinking of shooting him? 1372 01:03:34,811 --> 01:03:37,313 Don't know, the head just seems kinda harsh, isn't it? 1373 01:03:37,396 --> 01:03:39,357 Harsh? Look at your face. 1374 01:03:39,440 --> 01:03:42,026 Look at my face. This guy deserves fucking harsh. 1375 01:03:42,109 --> 01:03:43,945 The guy's lucky I don't fucking 1376 01:03:44,362 --> 01:03:46,364 cut his dick off or something. 1377 01:03:48,783 --> 01:03:50,451 Ooh. 1378 01:03:50,701 --> 01:03:51,619 Let's do that. 1379 01:03:51,702 --> 01:03:53,287 I was joking. I was, that was a joke. 1380 01:03:53,371 --> 01:03:55,581 You're, that's not a joke face. 1381 01:03:55,873 --> 01:03:57,083 No, obviously not. 1382 01:03:57,166 --> 01:04:00,336 No [clears throat]. Shoot him in the head then. 1383 01:04:02,880 --> 01:04:04,924 So you actually wanna do this? 1384 01:04:06,634 --> 01:04:07,218 Yeah. 1385 01:04:07,301 --> 01:04:08,803 -Yeah? -Yeah. 1386 01:04:08,970 --> 01:04:09,846 Okay. 1387 01:04:11,055 --> 01:04:12,390 To justice. 1388 01:04:13,391 --> 01:04:14,559 Yeah, I'm not gonna do that. 1389 01:04:14,642 --> 01:04:15,268 Okay. 1390 01:04:15,351 --> 01:04:16,143 I'll just cheers you. 1391 01:04:16,227 --> 01:04:17,019 It felt right. 1392 01:04:17,103 --> 01:04:18,271 [glasses clinking] 1393 01:04:20,064 --> 01:04:22,859 [soft music] 1394 01:05:18,789 --> 01:05:19,916 I love you. 1395 01:05:23,502 --> 01:05:25,963 [knocking on door] 1396 01:05:27,506 --> 01:05:29,467 Who the fuck is that? 1397 01:05:30,593 --> 01:05:32,970 I don't know. I don't know. 1398 01:05:33,304 --> 01:05:34,764 Get the gun. 1399 01:05:36,265 --> 01:05:39,977 [soft suspenseful music] 1400 01:05:40,937 --> 01:05:41,812 Who is it? 1401 01:05:41,896 --> 01:05:45,524 [soft suspenseful music] 1402 01:05:57,453 --> 01:05:58,412 Freeze! 1403 01:05:58,496 --> 01:05:59,413 Fucking hell! 1404 01:05:59,497 --> 01:06:00,873 Oh fuck, Mark, I'm so sorry. 1405 01:06:00,957 --> 01:06:02,041 I just pissed my pants! 1406 01:06:02,124 --> 01:06:03,960 Look at that, proper pissed myself. 1407 01:06:04,043 --> 01:06:07,046 Yeah. You, do you want some new trousers? 1408 01:06:07,129 --> 01:06:07,922 Come in. 1409 01:06:08,005 --> 01:06:09,507 Why have you got a gun? 1410 01:06:11,008 --> 01:06:12,468 Why is it so big? 1411 01:06:14,220 --> 01:06:16,514 Are these really all you have? 1412 01:06:17,264 --> 01:06:19,809 Yeah, everything else was dirty. 1413 01:06:20,017 --> 01:06:22,019 Great, great. 1414 01:06:22,645 --> 01:06:23,562 Great. 1415 01:06:23,646 --> 01:06:26,190 So do you wanna talk about what happened or? 1416 01:06:26,983 --> 01:06:28,734 [Charlie] With what? 1417 01:06:28,818 --> 01:06:29,902 With what, with what? 1418 01:06:29,986 --> 01:06:32,989 With the whole, the whole pointing a gun in my face. 1419 01:06:33,072 --> 01:06:34,907 You know, me pissing my pants. 1420 01:06:34,991 --> 01:06:35,783 Yeah, that. 1421 01:06:35,866 --> 01:06:36,784 [Mark] Yeah, that. 1422 01:06:37,410 --> 01:06:40,579 Yeah, well, it's a, it's a funny story. 1423 01:06:42,373 --> 01:06:44,500 Um, I'm actually babysitting it. 1424 01:06:44,583 --> 01:06:46,460 It's not my, it doesn't belong to me. 1425 01:06:46,544 --> 01:06:47,878 That's not funny. 1426 01:06:47,962 --> 01:06:49,046 [Charlie] What? 1427 01:06:49,338 --> 01:06:51,173 Well, you said funny story. That's not a funny story. 1428 01:06:51,257 --> 01:06:52,550 It's barely even a story. 1429 01:06:52,633 --> 01:06:56,178 I mean, who the fuck babysits a gun? It's stupid. 1430 01:06:56,262 --> 01:06:58,639 Whose gun is it anyway? I'm Mark, by the way. 1431 01:06:58,723 --> 01:07:00,057 Oh yeah, so Mark, this is-- 1432 01:07:00,141 --> 01:07:02,393 Oh, oh oh, oh oh oh. 1433 01:07:02,476 --> 01:07:05,813 The, uh, sex addict. 1434 01:07:05,896 --> 01:07:07,523 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1435 01:07:07,606 --> 01:07:08,691 You told him that? 1436 01:07:08,774 --> 01:07:09,608 - Addict. 1437 01:07:09,692 --> 01:07:11,902 [Charlie] It just came up really briefly. 1438 01:07:11,986 --> 01:07:13,112 Nice. 1439 01:07:13,362 --> 01:07:14,405 You know I can see you? 1440 01:07:14,488 --> 01:07:16,407 Don't worry about the gun thing. 1441 01:07:16,490 --> 01:07:20,202 She, she's left, she's left me. 1442 01:07:20,286 --> 01:07:21,245 Who has? 1443 01:07:21,328 --> 01:07:23,122 My bastard wife, she fucking left me. 1444 01:07:23,205 --> 01:07:26,208 Hey, that's, that's fantastic news. 1445 01:07:26,292 --> 01:07:27,418 That's exactly what you wanted. 1446 01:07:27,501 --> 01:07:28,210 I didn't want that. 1447 01:07:28,294 --> 01:07:29,336 Yes, you did. 1448 01:07:29,420 --> 01:07:30,713 No, no no, I wanted to leave her. 1449 01:07:30,796 --> 01:07:32,506 But the fucking bitch has beaten me to it. 1450 01:07:32,590 --> 01:07:34,175 Said she wasn't happy or something. 1451 01:07:34,258 --> 01:07:35,342 I wasn't fucking listening. 1452 01:07:35,426 --> 01:07:36,886 Yeah, Mark, you weren't happy. 1453 01:07:36,969 --> 01:07:39,638 I know. Do you understand what I'm saying? 1454 01:07:39,722 --> 01:07:43,517 Do you know, seven years. Seven, seven, seven years. 1455 01:07:43,601 --> 01:07:46,395 And then, then, then, see ya. 1456 01:07:46,479 --> 01:07:47,480 Like, like it's nothing. 1457 01:07:47,563 --> 01:07:49,482 Like it's, like it's not my house, 1458 01:07:49,565 --> 01:07:51,275 and it's my fucking house. 1459 01:07:51,358 --> 01:07:52,443 Watch the beer. 1460 01:07:52,526 --> 01:07:53,819 And she's so like smug about it. 1461 01:07:53,903 --> 01:07:56,614 [groans] It's like she didn't give a shit about it. 1462 01:07:56,697 --> 01:07:57,490 Do you know what I mean? 1463 01:07:57,573 --> 01:07:58,657 Mark, Mark. 1464 01:07:58,741 --> 01:08:00,201 You didn't give a shit. 1465 01:08:00,284 --> 01:08:02,828 Of course I give a shit! Of course I give a shit! 1466 01:08:02,912 --> 01:08:03,829 Seriously, the carpet. 1467 01:08:03,913 --> 01:08:06,332 Do you know what? Fuck the fucking carpet. 1468 01:08:06,415 --> 01:08:08,209 Fuck the fucking carpet. 1469 01:08:08,292 --> 01:08:11,128 Fuck off the fucking carpet! 1470 01:08:11,879 --> 01:08:12,588 Mark! 1471 01:08:12,671 --> 01:08:14,298 Fucking carpet! 1472 01:08:18,511 --> 01:08:22,014 Wow, I'm so sorry about that. That's not-- 1473 01:08:22,264 --> 01:08:24,058 Yes, that-- 1474 01:08:24,141 --> 01:08:25,434 Sorry about that. 1475 01:08:25,518 --> 01:08:27,394 Have you got a flannel or a tea towel or? 1476 01:08:27,478 --> 01:08:29,146 I'll clean it up right now. 1477 01:08:29,230 --> 01:08:30,648 Don't worry about it. 1478 01:08:32,650 --> 01:08:35,236 [Charlie sighing] 1479 01:08:35,319 --> 01:08:37,279 [Mark sighing] 1480 01:08:39,031 --> 01:08:39,990 You okay? 1481 01:08:46,413 --> 01:08:47,998 Do you still love her? 1482 01:08:49,792 --> 01:08:52,670 Then maybe you need to do something to show her that. 1483 01:08:52,837 --> 01:08:55,756 Like, like buy her some flowers, 1484 01:08:55,840 --> 01:08:59,426 or maybe like take her out for a dinner or something. 1485 01:08:59,510 --> 01:09:03,180 And, uh, just something to make, 1486 01:09:03,514 --> 01:09:06,851 make, make her realise that you care still. 1487 01:09:07,977 --> 01:09:10,354 Oh, maybe, yeah. 1488 01:09:11,939 --> 01:09:14,400 [Tattoo Girl] Oh for fuck sake. 1489 01:09:14,483 --> 01:09:18,154 Can you stop being such a whiny little bitch? 1490 01:09:19,155 --> 01:09:20,531 You don't love her. 1491 01:09:20,906 --> 01:09:23,701 You're just fucked off because she left you. 1492 01:09:23,784 --> 01:09:26,537 Makes you feel small and pathetic, 1493 01:09:26,704 --> 01:09:28,622 like you're not a proper man. 1494 01:09:28,706 --> 01:09:30,166 You're looking at this the wrong way. 1495 01:09:30,249 --> 01:09:31,917 You need to look at the positives. 1496 01:09:32,001 --> 01:09:33,169 Positives. 1497 01:09:33,544 --> 01:09:36,255 -Yeah. I mean, you're okay looking. 1498 01:09:36,589 --> 01:09:38,716 I bet you got a few quid in your pocket. 1499 01:09:38,799 --> 01:09:41,427 Yeah, I mean. I do okay. 1500 01:09:41,510 --> 01:09:44,680 Right, so with an okay face and money, 1501 01:09:45,181 --> 01:09:48,184 you could probably bang some half-decent women. 1502 01:09:48,976 --> 01:09:52,897 It's not your heart that's hurting. It's your pride. 1503 01:09:55,566 --> 01:09:58,277 [exhales] Pretty fucking deep. 1504 01:09:58,360 --> 01:10:01,614 It's not deep. It's just honest. 1505 01:10:02,489 --> 01:10:04,617 It's late. I'm tired. 1506 01:10:05,242 --> 01:10:06,493 Charlie, can you hurry up? 1507 01:10:06,577 --> 01:10:08,621 Because I wanna come before we go to sleep. 1508 01:10:09,455 --> 01:10:12,208 Big day tomorrow. Nice to meet you, Mark. 1509 01:10:12,291 --> 01:10:13,918 -Yeah, good night. 1510 01:10:17,796 --> 01:10:19,423 [Mark groaning] 1511 01:10:24,553 --> 01:10:26,263 Marry her. 1512 01:10:27,723 --> 01:10:30,893 [birds chirping] 1513 01:10:57,294 --> 01:10:58,045 [door opening] 1514 01:10:58,128 --> 01:10:59,129 Oh fuck me! 1515 01:10:59,213 --> 01:11:00,673 [Mark shouting] 1516 01:11:01,548 --> 01:11:03,300 What are you doing? 1517 01:11:03,384 --> 01:11:06,345 I, I, just, just, just sleeping. 1518 01:11:06,428 --> 01:11:08,055 Why are you sleeping on my toilet? 1519 01:11:08,138 --> 01:11:09,265 -I don't know. 1520 01:11:09,348 --> 01:11:11,809 I mean, I must have just come in to do a shit last night 1521 01:11:11,892 --> 01:11:12,977 and fell asleep on the-- 1522 01:11:13,060 --> 01:11:14,311 What the fuck is all the shouting about? 1523 01:11:14,395 --> 01:11:16,021 -Nothing. -Morning. 1524 01:11:17,314 --> 01:11:18,440 Are you shitting? 1525 01:11:18,524 --> 01:11:21,902 Um, I don't, I don't even know, to be honest. 1526 01:11:21,986 --> 01:11:23,570 For fuck sake, fucking gross. 1527 01:11:23,654 --> 01:11:25,364 Sorry, sorry. 1528 01:11:26,949 --> 01:11:29,076 Why the fuck have you got a balaclava? 1529 01:11:29,159 --> 01:11:30,577 Yeah, that's the important thing, isn't it? 1530 01:11:30,661 --> 01:11:32,413 Why are you sleeping on my toilet? 1531 01:11:32,496 --> 01:11:34,164 Get the fuck out of my bathroom. 1532 01:11:34,248 --> 01:11:37,084 Yeah, uh, issue, um. 1533 01:11:37,459 --> 01:11:38,669 I've been sitting here for hours. 1534 01:11:38,752 --> 01:11:40,087 I can't even feel my legs. 1535 01:11:40,170 --> 01:11:42,298 Can you, I can't even feel them at all. 1536 01:11:42,381 --> 01:11:43,841 Can you help me get-- 1537 01:11:44,758 --> 01:11:45,551 Can you? 1538 01:11:45,634 --> 01:11:48,012 [Mark] Ow, ow ow, owie! 1539 01:11:48,929 --> 01:11:51,223 Okay, nice to meet you. 1540 01:11:51,849 --> 01:11:53,434 [Charlie] That's enough. 1541 01:11:53,517 --> 01:11:57,021 [Mark groaning] 1542 01:11:57,104 --> 01:11:58,188 Yeah. 1543 01:11:59,106 --> 01:12:01,900 You're not gonna put on the piss trousers again? 1544 01:12:01,984 --> 01:12:04,862 Yeah, they'll be dry. They'll be fine. 1545 01:12:04,945 --> 01:12:07,197 Yeah, but the smell. 1546 01:12:07,573 --> 01:12:08,407 Oh, the smell? 1547 01:12:08,490 --> 01:12:09,783 Yeah. 1548 01:12:09,867 --> 01:12:11,702 [sniffs] Yeah. [sniffs] Yeah, a little bit pissy still. 1549 01:12:11,785 --> 01:12:15,205 But that's all right. What are you gonna do? 1550 01:12:16,790 --> 01:12:19,251 Probably not gonna come into work today, Mark. 1551 01:12:19,335 --> 01:12:23,172 Okay, yeah, I think that's, think that's fair enough. 1552 01:12:23,672 --> 01:12:24,882 Yeah. 1553 01:12:26,508 --> 01:12:27,343 You're um, 1554 01:12:29,261 --> 01:12:31,597 you're not gonna do anything, you know, 1555 01:12:31,680 --> 01:12:33,515 stupid, are you, Charles? 1556 01:12:33,599 --> 01:12:35,642 [soft music] 1557 01:12:35,726 --> 01:12:36,769 What do you mean? 1558 01:12:36,852 --> 01:12:38,687 The whole guns and balaclavas thing 1559 01:12:38,771 --> 01:12:42,232 doesn't exactly say sensible. 1560 01:12:44,109 --> 01:12:46,236 And heroin does? 1561 01:12:47,237 --> 01:12:48,280 Good point. 1562 01:12:49,198 --> 01:12:50,240 Yeah. 1563 01:12:51,784 --> 01:12:54,203 It's just that, you know, I, I like you, man. 1564 01:12:54,286 --> 01:12:56,497 You're a good guy. 1565 01:12:56,580 --> 01:12:59,291 [soft music] 1566 01:12:59,375 --> 01:13:00,584 Thanks, Mark. 1567 01:13:00,667 --> 01:13:02,378 -Yeah. 1568 01:13:02,461 --> 01:13:03,545 Right. 1569 01:13:03,879 --> 01:13:06,423 Mark, your, your coat? 1570 01:13:06,507 --> 01:13:07,549 -Yeah. 1571 01:13:07,633 --> 01:13:09,676 Can I borrow that for a couple of days? 1572 01:13:10,010 --> 01:13:13,472 Um, yeah, yeah. Fits you, yeah. 1573 01:13:14,056 --> 01:13:14,932 -Thanks. 1574 01:13:15,015 --> 01:13:17,101 You know what? You can, you can keep that one. 1575 01:13:17,184 --> 01:13:17,976 -Yeah? 1576 01:13:18,060 --> 01:13:20,270 Yeah. Yeah, thanks for having me. 1577 01:13:20,854 --> 01:13:21,980 No, thanks for coming. 1578 01:13:22,064 --> 01:13:24,525 Same time next week or something. 1579 01:13:24,608 --> 01:13:25,609 -Yeah, maybe. 1580 01:13:25,692 --> 01:13:27,986 -All right, see ya. 1581 01:13:35,202 --> 01:13:36,120 Hm. 1582 01:13:38,747 --> 01:13:42,501 Well, what do you think? Big enough to hide a musket? 1583 01:13:42,584 --> 01:13:44,002 I love it. 1584 01:13:44,545 --> 01:13:45,712 So I have today off. 1585 01:13:45,796 --> 01:13:47,548 Oh, really? 1586 01:13:47,631 --> 01:13:49,591 Mm-hm. What do you wanna do? 1587 01:13:49,675 --> 01:13:52,428 [upbeat music] 1588 01:14:00,436 --> 01:14:01,645 [Therapist] Charlie. 1589 01:14:02,813 --> 01:14:06,984 You need to stop with the sex stuff. 1590 01:14:07,693 --> 01:14:08,819 Why? 1591 01:14:08,902 --> 01:14:12,573 You don't need to go into so much detail every time. 1592 01:14:12,948 --> 01:14:14,575 It's an important part of the story. 1593 01:14:14,658 --> 01:14:19,788 How is you having sex an important part of the story? 1594 01:14:19,872 --> 01:14:24,793 Surely the whole planning a murder is the important part. 1595 01:14:24,877 --> 01:14:27,463 Well, it's a subplot, isn't it? 1596 01:14:27,546 --> 01:14:28,714 It's character development. 1597 01:14:28,797 --> 01:14:32,342 These aren't characters, Charlie. 1598 01:14:32,426 --> 01:14:37,181 This isn't a made-up story. This is your life, isn't it? 1599 01:14:37,973 --> 01:14:40,225 Or is this all some sort of joke? 1600 01:14:40,309 --> 01:14:42,644 Glad to see you think my life's a joke, Doc. 1601 01:14:42,728 --> 01:14:43,645 Unbelievable. 1602 01:14:43,729 --> 01:14:45,522 I need a drink. 1603 01:14:52,529 --> 01:14:55,491 [top unscrewing] 1604 01:14:57,451 --> 01:14:59,036 Can I get one of those? 1605 01:15:02,456 --> 01:15:03,624 [glass banging] 1606 01:15:03,874 --> 01:15:05,292 So should I-- 1607 01:15:05,501 --> 01:15:06,251 Go ahead. 1608 01:15:06,335 --> 01:15:07,169 Okay, great. 1609 01:15:07,252 --> 01:15:08,670 Supposed to get to Jimmy's place by 1:00 AM, 1610 01:15:08,754 --> 01:15:10,589 on the dot, not a minute later. 1611 01:15:10,672 --> 01:15:14,718 [radio stations changing] 1612 01:15:16,929 --> 01:15:18,972 Oh banger, banger. 1613 01:15:19,056 --> 01:15:21,725 [soft music] 1614 01:15:22,935 --> 01:15:26,230 [Charlie singing] 1615 01:15:26,980 --> 01:15:30,192 Some girls, the never forget it 1616 01:15:30,609 --> 01:15:35,572 No [indistinct singing] 1617 01:15:40,869 --> 01:15:44,081 It's so easy 1618 01:15:44,998 --> 01:15:50,546 All you got to do is try a little tenderness 1619 01:15:53,048 --> 01:15:57,135 Tenderness 1620 01:15:57,219 --> 01:16:00,305 Squeeze her, don't you tease her, never leave her 1621 01:16:00,389 --> 01:16:02,391 You've got to, oh, you've got to, oh 1622 01:16:02,474 --> 01:16:08,272 You've got to fucking try a little tenderness 1623 01:16:10,607 --> 01:16:13,318 Yeah yeah 1624 01:16:15,112 --> 01:16:18,824 Squeeze her, don't you tease her, never leave her 1625 01:16:18,907 --> 01:16:20,659 You've got to, oh, you've got to, oh 1626 01:16:20,742 --> 01:16:21,827 You've got to 1627 01:16:21,910 --> 01:16:24,288 Oh fuck, fuck I'm gonna be late. 1628 01:16:53,734 --> 01:16:56,820 [suspenseful music] 1629 01:17:14,963 --> 01:17:18,675 [upbeat suspenseful music] 1630 01:18:03,887 --> 01:18:05,347 [door clicking] 1631 01:18:07,683 --> 01:18:08,684 Shh. 1632 01:18:09,893 --> 01:18:10,852 Where is he? 1633 01:18:10,936 --> 01:18:12,145 He's in there. You're late. 1634 01:18:12,229 --> 01:18:16,608 Yeah, I know. Traffic was pretty bad. 1635 01:18:16,692 --> 01:18:18,527 Traffic, at 1:00 AM? 1636 01:18:18,860 --> 01:18:19,945 Yeah. 1637 01:18:20,028 --> 01:18:20,904 For fuck sake, where's the balaclava? 1638 01:18:20,987 --> 01:18:22,239 Yeah. 1639 01:18:22,823 --> 01:18:26,451 [soft suspenseful music] 1640 01:18:27,369 --> 01:18:29,913 Wait. Do we even need to wear these? 1641 01:18:29,996 --> 01:18:31,206 We're gonna kill him. 1642 01:18:31,289 --> 01:18:33,750 Yeah, absolutely not, no. 1643 01:18:34,710 --> 01:18:36,086 Good thinking. 1644 01:18:36,169 --> 01:18:37,087 Very warm. 1645 01:18:37,170 --> 01:18:38,422 Shh, shh. 1646 01:18:38,672 --> 01:18:40,757 Okay. Go. 1647 01:18:40,841 --> 01:18:44,594 [soft suspenseful music] 1648 01:18:55,689 --> 01:18:56,940 Why is he fucking naked? 1649 01:18:57,023 --> 01:18:59,776 He always sleep naked. 1650 01:18:59,860 --> 01:19:00,944 Just don't look at it. 1651 01:19:01,027 --> 01:19:03,029 Look at it? It's looking at me again. 1652 01:19:03,113 --> 01:19:04,990 Shut up. Let me get the money. 1653 01:19:05,073 --> 01:19:05,782 Kill him. 1654 01:19:05,866 --> 01:19:06,950 Fine. 1655 01:19:11,788 --> 01:19:13,290 [safe banging] 1656 01:19:19,004 --> 01:19:20,922 [Jimmy snoring] 1657 01:19:21,006 --> 01:19:21,965 Fuck it. 1658 01:19:26,678 --> 01:19:27,804 Will you hurry the fuck up? 1659 01:19:27,888 --> 01:19:28,972 Shh. 1660 01:19:41,151 --> 01:19:43,612 What are you waiting for? Shoot him. 1661 01:19:46,156 --> 01:19:47,741 I can't do it. 1662 01:19:47,824 --> 01:19:49,743 You can't do it? 1663 01:19:49,826 --> 01:19:50,660 I can't do this. 1664 01:19:50,744 --> 01:19:53,246 [Charlie whimpering] 1665 01:19:53,330 --> 01:19:55,415 Wait, where the fuck are you going? 1666 01:19:55,832 --> 01:19:57,542 What the fuck are you doing? 1667 01:19:57,626 --> 01:19:58,543 I can't breathe. 1668 01:19:58,627 --> 01:19:59,419 What? 1669 01:19:59,503 --> 01:20:00,712 I think I'm having a panic attack. 1670 01:20:00,796 --> 01:20:01,630 Are you fucking serious? 1671 01:20:01,713 --> 01:20:02,506 Go in there. 1672 01:20:02,589 --> 01:20:04,341 -Go in there! -Sorry, sorry. 1673 01:20:04,424 --> 01:20:05,717 Just breathe. Just breathe. 1674 01:20:05,801 --> 01:20:09,679 [Charlie breathing deeply] 1675 01:20:12,349 --> 01:20:15,519 [dramatic music] 1676 01:20:16,728 --> 01:20:18,480 Hello, Hedgehog. 1677 01:20:19,189 --> 01:20:20,899 [Jimmy screaming] 1678 01:20:20,982 --> 01:20:22,651 Jimmy, no no, no no no. 1679 01:20:23,151 --> 01:20:25,654 Get off him, Jimmy. What the fuck? 1680 01:20:26,071 --> 01:20:26,822 [Charlie groaning] 1681 01:20:26,905 --> 01:20:27,614 Get off him! 1682 01:20:27,697 --> 01:20:28,907 [glass breaking] 1683 01:20:31,284 --> 01:20:33,245 Get off him, Jimmy! 1684 01:20:33,954 --> 01:20:35,413 You think you can rob me? 1685 01:20:35,497 --> 01:20:39,125 You come in my house, you try and fucking rob me? 1686 01:20:39,209 --> 01:20:42,504 [Charlie choking] 1687 01:20:43,839 --> 01:20:45,090 [gun clicking] 1688 01:20:45,507 --> 01:20:47,759 [Tattoo Girl] Get off him, Jimmy. 1689 01:20:49,803 --> 01:20:50,804 Baby. 1690 01:20:50,887 --> 01:20:54,057 I said get the fuck off him, Jimmy! 1691 01:20:54,140 --> 01:20:57,018 [soft suspenseful music] 1692 01:20:57,102 --> 01:21:00,397 [Charlie gasping] 1693 01:21:03,108 --> 01:21:04,901 You okay, Charlie? 1694 01:21:07,279 --> 01:21:09,072 Get on your knees. 1695 01:21:09,656 --> 01:21:11,992 What are you gonna do, shoot me? 1696 01:21:12,075 --> 01:21:14,077 Get the fuck on your knees! 1697 01:21:14,160 --> 01:21:17,873 [soft suspenseful music] 1698 01:21:27,132 --> 01:21:30,010 What did I ever do to you, hm? 1699 01:21:30,093 --> 01:21:32,888 [dramatic music] 1700 01:21:34,097 --> 01:21:36,600 [gun firing] 1701 01:21:40,478 --> 01:21:42,939 [Charlie] I told you it was a good story. 1702 01:21:44,733 --> 01:21:49,779 You're aware I now have to inform the authorities? 1703 01:21:49,863 --> 01:21:53,783 I mean, you committed a murder. 1704 01:21:56,036 --> 01:21:57,454 Would we really call it a murder? 1705 01:21:57,537 --> 01:22:00,206 You knowingly planned to kill someone, yes. 1706 01:22:00,290 --> 01:22:01,458 We would call that a murder. 1707 01:22:01,541 --> 01:22:06,046 Yeah, but don't you think that some people, 1708 01:22:06,129 --> 01:22:09,966 some people just deserve to die? 1709 01:22:12,010 --> 01:22:13,178 You're basically insane. 1710 01:22:13,261 --> 01:22:14,763 Is that the same thing as crazy? 1711 01:22:14,846 --> 01:22:16,348 Because that seems a little bit more harsh. 1712 01:22:16,431 --> 01:22:17,599 I'm calling the police. 1713 01:22:17,682 --> 01:22:18,975 No, we haven't even gotten to the real reason 1714 01:22:19,059 --> 01:22:20,226 as to why I'm here yet. 1715 01:22:20,310 --> 01:22:21,478 What are you talking about? 1716 01:22:21,561 --> 01:22:22,687 The twist. Every story needs a twist, right? 1717 01:22:22,771 --> 01:22:23,897 The twist. 1718 01:22:23,980 --> 01:22:26,524 Yeah, that last part where the audience just go, Fuck me! 1719 01:22:26,608 --> 01:22:27,233 Fuck me? 1720 01:22:27,317 --> 01:22:28,485 Yeah, fuck you, indeed, Doc. 1721 01:22:28,568 --> 01:22:29,945 Don't dial another fucking number. 1722 01:22:30,528 --> 01:22:34,157 [soft suspenseful music] 1723 01:22:35,200 --> 01:22:37,827 Do you remember that story she told me in bed? 1724 01:22:38,203 --> 01:22:40,205 About the doctor, used to touch her 1725 01:22:40,288 --> 01:22:41,957 when she was a little kid? 1726 01:22:44,042 --> 01:22:45,502 It was you, wasn't it? 1727 01:22:46,378 --> 01:22:47,253 Hm? 1728 01:22:47,337 --> 01:22:49,297 You see, after we killed Jimmy 1729 01:22:49,381 --> 01:22:51,216 and seemingly got away with it, 1730 01:22:51,299 --> 01:22:53,301 we put our heads together and we thought, 1731 01:22:53,385 --> 01:22:56,972 who else in our lives has fucked us over? 1732 01:22:57,055 --> 01:22:59,683 You were the top of her list. 1733 01:23:00,558 --> 01:23:03,144 I have no idea what you're talking about. 1734 01:23:03,228 --> 01:23:05,063 Really? Really? 1735 01:23:05,146 --> 01:23:06,690 [chuckles] Funny that. 1736 01:23:07,774 --> 01:23:09,985 [Charlie groaning] 1737 01:23:10,068 --> 01:23:11,111 [gun clicking] 1738 01:23:11,194 --> 01:23:13,029 Made up with the American, by the way. 1739 01:23:14,239 --> 01:23:16,074 You know what I find funny? 1740 01:23:16,574 --> 01:23:18,660 Is that you sit there every day, 1741 01:23:18,743 --> 01:23:21,329 listen to people's problems, you jot it down 1742 01:23:21,413 --> 01:23:24,165 in our little notepad and then you go home 1743 01:23:24,249 --> 01:23:29,129 to Mr. Therapist, who I'm assuming has no idea 1744 01:23:29,212 --> 01:23:31,589 that what really turns you on 1745 01:23:31,673 --> 01:23:34,217 is raping little girls. 1746 01:23:34,300 --> 01:23:37,303 [soft dramatic music] 1747 01:23:37,387 --> 01:23:40,348 You're delusional, Charlie. 1748 01:23:40,807 --> 01:23:43,601 You have serious mental health issues. 1749 01:23:45,562 --> 01:23:47,272 Then why have you stopped dialing? 1750 01:23:47,355 --> 01:23:49,899 [dial tone] 1751 01:23:50,984 --> 01:23:51,609 Hm? 1752 01:23:51,693 --> 01:23:56,197 [upbeat suspenseful music] 1753 01:23:56,281 --> 01:23:58,283 [phone hanging up] 1754 01:23:58,366 --> 01:23:59,284 There you go. 1755 01:23:59,367 --> 01:24:02,495 [upbeat suspenseful music] 1756 01:24:02,579 --> 01:24:03,872 What do you want? 1757 01:24:05,081 --> 01:24:06,249 What's the time? 1758 01:24:06,332 --> 01:24:10,170 [upbeat suspenseful music] 1759 01:24:10,253 --> 01:24:12,047 Just gone one. 1760 01:24:13,173 --> 01:24:14,215 Perfect. 1761 01:24:16,009 --> 01:24:17,469 [knocking on door] 1762 01:24:19,095 --> 01:24:21,890 Um, I think that's for you. 1763 01:24:23,308 --> 01:24:24,267 Go on. 1764 01:24:24,350 --> 01:24:28,063 [upbeat suspenseful music] 1765 01:24:37,322 --> 01:24:38,782 [door clicking] 1766 01:24:40,033 --> 01:24:41,326 Hi, Doc. 1767 01:24:41,409 --> 01:24:44,788 [dramatic music] 1768 01:24:44,871 --> 01:24:45,955 Bye, Doc. 1769 01:24:47,415 --> 01:24:50,085 [gun firing] 1770 01:24:59,511 --> 01:25:03,389 [Tattoo girl breathing heavily] 1771 01:25:03,473 --> 01:25:07,310 Oh my God. I think I'm getting used to that. Well done. 1772 01:25:07,393 --> 01:25:08,812 [Mark] Hey, guys. 1773 01:25:09,354 --> 01:25:12,107 Mark, what the fuck are you doing here? 1774 01:25:12,190 --> 01:25:13,399 Don't shoot! 1775 01:25:13,900 --> 01:25:16,402 We're in, we're in couples therapy. 1776 01:25:16,486 --> 01:25:18,279 This is my wife, by the way. 1777 01:25:18,363 --> 01:25:21,699 Linda, Charlie. Charlie, Linda. 1778 01:25:22,200 --> 01:25:23,243 Hi. 1779 01:25:23,326 --> 01:25:24,577 -Hi, Linda. -Hi. 1780 01:25:24,661 --> 01:25:27,288 -Yeah, turns out no other women wanted to fuck me, so. 1781 01:25:27,372 --> 01:25:30,041 How did you not see them when you... 1782 01:25:30,125 --> 01:25:31,417 I don't know. 1783 01:25:31,501 --> 01:25:33,128 I just walked in, knocked on the door. It went so quickly. 1784 01:25:33,211 --> 01:25:34,671 -You guys didn't even say anything. -[Charlie] Fuck me! 1785 01:25:34,754 --> 01:25:36,256 No, no, she's right. We didn't. 1786 01:25:36,339 --> 01:25:37,340 I think it was the shock. It all happened so fast. 1787 01:25:37,423 --> 01:25:39,509 Is she dead in there? 1788 01:25:39,592 --> 01:25:40,969 Yes! 1789 01:25:41,052 --> 01:25:42,011 Right. 1790 01:25:43,555 --> 01:25:44,597 Right. 1791 01:25:44,681 --> 01:25:47,308 You can put your hands down, by the way. 1792 01:25:47,392 --> 01:25:48,852 All right, yeah. 1793 01:25:50,937 --> 01:25:52,981 Whew, so. 1794 01:25:53,815 --> 01:25:58,736 So what, what, what do we do now? What do we do, now? 1795 01:26:00,530 --> 01:26:01,573 I don't know. I don't know. 1796 01:26:01,656 --> 01:26:02,490 Baby, what do we do? 1797 01:26:02,574 --> 01:26:03,700 I have no idea. 1798 01:26:03,783 --> 01:26:05,368 I mean, there's two ways we could go about this. 1799 01:26:05,451 --> 01:26:07,078 We could shoot them. 1800 01:26:07,162 --> 01:26:08,329 No, no. 1801 01:26:08,413 --> 01:26:10,123 That's one option. Or? 1802 01:26:10,206 --> 01:26:13,501 We let them go and hope that they'll not telltale tits. 1803 01:26:13,835 --> 01:26:14,919 [Tattoo girl clears throat] 1804 01:26:15,003 --> 01:26:16,713 What's it gonna be, Mark? 1805 01:26:17,547 --> 01:26:19,340 Yeah, I like, like the second one more. 1806 01:26:19,424 --> 01:26:21,342 [Charlie] Yeah? Linda? 1807 01:26:23,261 --> 01:26:24,345 Second one please. 1808 01:26:24,429 --> 01:26:25,722 Second one. 1809 01:26:26,389 --> 01:26:28,016 Okay, great. 1810 01:26:28,099 --> 01:26:29,225 [Mark] Great. 1811 01:26:29,309 --> 01:26:31,519 This is what you say when the police come. 1812 01:26:31,603 --> 01:26:33,438 You opened the door to the doctor's office, 1813 01:26:33,521 --> 01:26:35,315 and that is when you found her dead. 1814 01:26:35,398 --> 01:26:36,941 And then you immediately called the police. 1815 01:26:37,025 --> 01:26:39,402 You immediately called the police. 1816 01:26:39,485 --> 01:26:40,445 -Yep. -Yeah? 1817 01:26:40,528 --> 01:26:41,446 Where's my phone? Here. 1818 01:26:41,529 --> 01:26:42,989 Killers were long gone. 1819 01:26:43,072 --> 01:26:44,157 [Mark] Mm-hm. 1820 01:26:44,240 --> 01:26:45,283 Is that clear? 1821 01:26:45,366 --> 01:26:48,036 Crystal clear, yes. Crystal clear. 1822 01:26:48,494 --> 01:26:50,580 Well, we should go. 1823 01:26:50,663 --> 01:26:51,748 Yeah. 1824 01:26:52,665 --> 01:26:57,128 You're a good guy, too, Mark. Thanks for everything, mate. 1825 01:26:57,212 --> 01:26:59,547 [soft music] 1826 01:26:59,631 --> 01:27:01,090 [Mark] Thanks, man. 1827 01:27:01,424 --> 01:27:04,719 [upbeat music] 1828 01:27:14,395 --> 01:27:16,439 Ah, so? 1829 01:27:18,024 --> 01:27:19,025 So. 1830 01:27:19,108 --> 01:27:20,276 Where to now? 1831 01:27:20,610 --> 01:27:22,111 Mexico? 1832 01:27:22,195 --> 01:27:23,279 Mexico. 1833 01:27:23,363 --> 01:27:24,572 Mexico. Mexico. 1834 01:27:24,656 --> 01:27:26,491 -Mexico! -Mexico! 1835 01:27:26,574 --> 01:27:28,534 Mexico! Woo! 1836 01:27:28,618 --> 01:27:31,788 [engine revving] 1837 01:27:32,580 --> 01:27:35,541 [upbeat music on radio] 1838 01:27:35,625 --> 01:27:37,835 You should probably put that away now. 1839 01:27:37,919 --> 01:27:40,171 The police will probably see that. 1840 01:27:40,755 --> 01:27:44,300 [upbeat music on radio] 1841 01:27:46,386 --> 01:27:48,263 What are you doing? 1842 01:27:50,306 --> 01:27:52,141 What the fuck are you doing? 1843 01:27:53,393 --> 01:27:54,477 Don't. 1844 01:27:55,561 --> 01:27:56,646 Fuck off. 1845 01:27:56,729 --> 01:27:58,231 Stop the car, Charlie. 1846 01:27:58,439 --> 01:27:59,315 What do you mean stop the car? 1847 01:27:59,399 --> 01:28:00,316 Stop the car, Charlie. 1848 01:28:00,400 --> 01:28:01,567 I'm not stop, I'm gonna-- 1849 01:28:01,651 --> 01:28:03,945 Stop the fucking car, Charlie! 1850 01:28:04,279 --> 01:28:07,115 [upbeat music] 1851 01:28:09,409 --> 01:28:12,328 [Tattoo girl laughing] 1852 01:28:12,412 --> 01:28:13,246 What? 1853 01:28:13,329 --> 01:28:15,748 I'm fucking with you [laughs]. 1854 01:28:15,832 --> 01:28:17,417 I nearly shit myself then. 1855 01:28:17,500 --> 01:28:19,419 -You were afraid. -Fuck me! 1856 01:28:19,502 --> 01:28:20,586 Fucking hell. 1857 01:28:20,670 --> 01:28:22,463 You are another breed. Fucking hell. 1858 01:28:22,547 --> 01:28:26,592 Ah, why would I shoot you? I fucking love you. 1859 01:28:26,676 --> 01:28:29,512 [upbeat music] 1860 01:28:31,055 --> 01:28:34,350 Think you just, you just said you love me. 1861 01:28:35,101 --> 01:28:35,768 Yeah. 1862 01:28:35,852 --> 01:28:38,813 [upbeat music] 1863 01:28:40,898 --> 01:28:42,358 Are you crying? 1864 01:28:42,525 --> 01:28:45,528 Mm, mm-mm [clears throat]. No. 1865 01:28:45,611 --> 01:28:46,738 Oh my God, you're crying. 1866 01:28:46,821 --> 01:28:49,073 I'm not, you are. I'm not. 1867 01:28:49,157 --> 01:28:52,869 [laughs] You're a fucking pussy, Charlie. 1868 01:28:53,328 --> 01:28:54,787 [upbeat music] 1869 01:28:54,871 --> 01:28:56,456 It's just that nobody's ever said that to me before. 1870 01:28:56,539 --> 01:28:59,208 Oh my God, shut up. I love this song. 1871 01:29:00,335 --> 01:29:02,587 Looks like a Jaguar 1872 01:29:02,670 --> 01:29:04,005 Not quite. 1873 01:29:04,422 --> 01:29:06,549 It's got leather seats 1874 01:29:06,632 --> 01:29:08,051 This is half leather. 1875 01:29:08,134 --> 01:29:12,180 It's got a CD player, player, player, player, player, 1876 01:29:12,263 --> 01:29:17,393 Player, player, player, player 1877 01:29:17,477 --> 01:29:18,978 [siren blaring] 1878 01:29:19,062 --> 01:29:22,357 I don't wanna talk about it anymore 1879 01:29:22,440 --> 01:29:25,360 [siren blaring] 1880 01:29:26,652 --> 01:29:29,822 I think we're gonna save it, yeah 1881 01:29:29,906 --> 01:29:37,246 So don't you try and fake it anymore 1882 01:29:37,330 --> 01:29:39,040 Anymore 1883 01:29:39,123 --> 01:29:41,959 [upbeat music] 1884 01:29:49,842 --> 01:29:53,137 We'll start over again 1885 01:29:54,013 --> 01:29:57,141 Grow ourselves new skin 1886 01:29:57,934 --> 01:30:01,229 Get a house in Devon 1887 01:30:01,938 --> 01:30:07,402 Drink cider from a lemon [echoes] 1888 01:30:12,115 --> 01:30:16,411 But I don't wanna talk about it anymore 1889 01:30:16,494 --> 01:30:19,831 I think we gotta make it 1890 01:30:19,914 --> 01:30:23,835 I think we gotta save it, yeah 1891 01:30:23,918 --> 01:30:28,131 So don't you try and fake it 1892 01:30:28,589 --> 01:30:30,591 Anymore 1893 01:30:30,675 --> 01:30:32,468 Anymore 1894 01:30:32,552 --> 01:30:35,930 I think we gotta make it 1895 01:30:36,013 --> 01:30:39,809 I think we gotta save it, yeah 1896 01:30:39,892 --> 01:30:44,147 So don't you try and fake it 1897 01:30:44,605 --> 01:30:46,482 Anymore 1898 01:30:46,566 --> 01:30:48,776 Anymore 1899 01:30:48,860 --> 01:30:51,154 [upbeat music] 1900 01:30:51,237 --> 01:30:54,657 He's got a brand new car 1901 01:30:55,575 --> 01:30:59,036 He's got a brand new car 1902 01:30:59,996 --> 01:31:03,166 A brand new car 1903 01:31:03,833 --> 01:31:07,003 A brand new car 1904 01:31:07,837 --> 01:31:09,004 A brand new car 147502