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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,879 --> 00:00:06,881 Settle in, relax, and prepare your mind 2 00:00:06,882 --> 00:00:09,008 for tonight's feature presentation. 3 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:12,053 A transformative experience brought to you by Mallard, 4 00:00:12,054 --> 00:00:14,473 your company for life. 5 00:01:38,223 --> 00:01:39,224 Where's my phone? 6 00:01:41,894 --> 00:01:43,020 Where the fuck am I? 7 00:01:45,522 --> 00:01:46,523 Hey. 8 00:01:48,650 --> 00:01:49,651 Hello! 9 00:01:50,861 --> 00:01:51,862 Hello! 10 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:58,035 What the fuck? 11 00:01:58,368 --> 00:01:59,536 What the fuck? 12 00:01:59,661 --> 00:02:00,661 Fuck! 13 00:02:05,292 --> 00:02:06,627 What the fuck? 14 00:02:10,047 --> 00:02:11,214 I don't know where I'm at, man. 15 00:02:11,215 --> 00:02:12,382 Where am I? 16 00:02:13,217 --> 00:02:14,425 Anybody? 17 00:02:14,426 --> 00:02:16,261 Would you shut the fuck up? 18 00:02:16,845 --> 00:02:19,056 It's loud enough in here without you yelling in my ear. 19 00:02:21,225 --> 00:02:23,185 Hello! You can hear me? 20 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:24,978 Huh? 21 00:02:25,229 --> 00:02:27,189 Chill, man, yes, I-I can hear you. 22 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:30,191 Oh, shit. 23 00:02:30,192 --> 00:02:31,692 Hey, man. Who-who are you? 24 00:02:31,693 --> 00:02:33,152 What's... What's going on, huh? 25 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:35,423 Oh, fuck, you're still coming outta the hole, aren't you? 26 00:02:35,447 --> 00:02:37,616 I gotta admit, I'm-I'm kinda jealous. 27 00:02:38,408 --> 00:02:40,035 What the fuck are you talking about? 28 00:02:40,577 --> 00:02:42,745 What hole? I don't... I'm not supposed to be here. 29 00:02:42,746 --> 00:02:44,455 It's the... the propofol hole. 30 00:02:44,456 --> 00:02:45,831 They dosed you. 31 00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:50,127 Oh, fuck, you are gonna feel depressed as a motherfucker for the next few days. 32 00:02:50,128 --> 00:02:51,463 It's gonna suck. 33 00:02:51,922 --> 00:02:54,257 And tomorrow's gonna be rough for a few reasons. 34 00:02:54,258 --> 00:02:55,466 What the fuck are you talking about? 35 00:02:55,467 --> 00:02:56,759 Fuck, I gotta get back to work, man. 36 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:58,135 Listen, I'm gonna holler at you later. 37 00:02:58,136 --> 00:02:59,595 - I gotta go. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 38 00:02:59,596 --> 00:03:01,305 Hey, hey. Hey, hey. Hey. 39 00:03:01,306 --> 00:03:02,558 Hey! Hey! 40 00:03:04,393 --> 00:03:05,393 Hey. 41 00:03:05,394 --> 00:03:07,114 Fuck. 42 00:03:08,939 --> 00:03:09,940 What is this? 43 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:12,401 Fuck this shit. 44 00:03:13,151 --> 00:03:15,194 Fuck this. Nah. No, no, no. 45 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:16,488 No, I'm not supposed to be here. 46 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:02,326 Wait, wait. Hold on. 47 00:04:06,163 --> 00:04:07,705 Hey, look, look. Hey, come back. 48 00:04:07,706 --> 00:04:08,790 Come back here. 49 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:10,583 Look, look, I need your help. 50 00:04:10,584 --> 00:04:12,419 Pl-please, please get me up outta here. 51 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:14,213 Back away. 52 00:04:14,713 --> 00:04:15,838 Just hear me out. 53 00:04:15,839 --> 00:04:17,466 I got, I got, I got a wife. 54 00:04:17,841 --> 00:04:19,176 And she-she's pregnant. 55 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:20,760 I got a pregnant wife, man. 56 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:22,011 I'm not supposed to be here. 57 00:04:22,012 --> 00:04:23,095 Please get me up outta here. 58 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:24,723 Back away, employee. 59 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:27,517 Employee? No, no. I'm-I'm-I'm not... I'm not an employee. 60 00:04:27,518 --> 00:04:29,186 I-I don't work here at all, okay? 61 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:30,770 Work... I work at Mallard. 62 00:04:30,771 --> 00:04:31,896 I'm-I'm a manager at Mallard. 63 00:04:31,897 --> 00:04:33,856 That-that-that's right. I'm... work on the fifth floor. 64 00:04:33,857 --> 00:04:35,024 I'm not supposed to be here. 65 00:04:35,025 --> 00:04:36,705 - I don't work here... - How does it feel?! 66 00:04:39,029 --> 00:04:40,030 Fuck! 67 00:04:44,660 --> 00:04:45,953 Shit! 68 00:04:46,370 --> 00:04:47,954 Where the fuck am I? 69 00:04:57,589 --> 00:05:00,008 I don't deserve this. I'm not supposed to be here. 70 00:05:01,426 --> 00:05:03,053 I'm not supposed to be here. 71 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:13,730 Fuck. Fuck. Fuck! 72 00:06:51,370 --> 00:06:52,537 Shit. 73 00:06:52,538 --> 00:06:55,958 Hello, Joe, and welcome to advanced career training. 74 00:06:56,458 --> 00:06:58,417 We are excited to have you join our program 75 00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:01,295 and are confident that you will make significant progress 76 00:07:01,296 --> 00:07:03,465 towards becoming the best version of yourself. 77 00:07:04,216 --> 00:07:05,856 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, hey, hey, Mallard. 78 00:07:06,093 --> 00:07:08,010 Uh, location, please. 79 00:07:08,011 --> 00:07:09,304 Oh, no. 80 00:07:10,055 --> 00:07:11,055 Hey, turn it back on! 81 00:07:11,056 --> 00:07:14,184 Mallard! Mallard, information, please. 82 00:07:15,602 --> 00:07:17,603 Come on, come on, Mallard, information please! 83 00:07:19,106 --> 00:07:20,440 It's broken or something. 84 00:07:21,817 --> 00:07:23,110 It's not broken. 85 00:07:24,319 --> 00:07:26,697 It's working. Just not for us. 86 00:07:27,990 --> 00:07:30,117 Hey, hey, hey, friend, what's up, man? 87 00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:32,410 What, what, what, what's going on? 88 00:07:32,411 --> 00:07:35,205 Uh, it's a countdown to midnight. 89 00:07:37,583 --> 00:07:38,916 What-what happens at midnight? 90 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:42,129 You'll see. 91 00:07:42,588 --> 00:07:44,714 What do you mean I'll see? What-what are you saying, huh? 92 00:07:44,715 --> 00:07:47,175 Hey, I don't wanna ruin the last few hours of peace you have left. 93 00:07:47,176 --> 00:07:48,343 Peace? 94 00:07:49,011 --> 00:07:51,972 You have no fucking idea. 95 00:07:52,347 --> 00:07:54,473 Come on, come on, just-just let me know a little more. 96 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:56,602 Matter of fact, what, what, what, what's your name? 97 00:07:57,811 --> 00:08:00,605 Hey, everybody, do we do names around here? 98 00:08:00,606 --> 00:08:02,273 - Go fuck yourself! - Fuck you! 99 00:08:05,694 --> 00:08:07,254 Welcome to the neighborhood. 100 00:08:07,613 --> 00:08:08,946 The fuck you mean neighborhood? 101 00:08:10,699 --> 00:08:11,783 Hello? 102 00:08:12,201 --> 00:08:13,744 Who else is fuckin' here? 103 00:08:14,578 --> 00:08:16,204 - Kiss my ass! - Shut the fuck up! 104 00:08:16,205 --> 00:08:17,371 I'm trying to fucking sleep! 105 00:08:19,374 --> 00:08:22,293 This is so... Is this fucking real, man? 106 00:08:22,294 --> 00:08:23,921 Who are all these people? 107 00:08:24,546 --> 00:08:25,964 They're your people. 108 00:08:26,465 --> 00:08:28,383 What people? What the fuck are you sayin'? 109 00:08:29,301 --> 00:08:31,845 This is the paperclip factory, my friend, 110 00:08:32,304 --> 00:08:35,348 solving supply and demand problems by eliminating 111 00:08:35,349 --> 00:08:38,477 all of the people who actually supply and demand. 112 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:41,855 It's where you're sent when you piss off the duck. 113 00:08:49,988 --> 00:08:51,281 Piss off the duck. 114 00:08:51,406 --> 00:08:52,490 Piss off the duck. Piss off... 115 00:08:52,491 --> 00:08:54,617 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, no, no, no. 116 00:08:54,618 --> 00:08:55,786 That's not Mallard. 117 00:08:56,662 --> 00:08:58,497 Yeah. 118 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:00,332 You haven't figured it out? 119 00:09:00,999 --> 00:09:03,584 This place is Mallard. 120 00:09:06,171 --> 00:09:07,464 Wait, wait. 121 00:09:14,471 --> 00:09:15,973 This place is Mallard? 122 00:09:20,352 --> 00:09:22,062 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 123 00:09:22,980 --> 00:09:23,980 It can't be. 124 00:09:23,981 --> 00:09:25,898 Yeah, it's not gonna make any sense right now. 125 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:27,568 Forget it, but it will. 126 00:09:28,819 --> 00:09:30,821 Just try to get some sleep tonight, man. 127 00:09:31,321 --> 00:09:34,115 Tomorrow is gonna be the longest day of your life. 128 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:53,759 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 129 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:55,219 Please, I'm sorry. 130 00:09:55,220 --> 00:09:56,554 I'll-I'll do better tomorrow. 131 00:09:56,555 --> 00:09:58,472 I promise! I promise! 132 00:10:00,434 --> 00:10:01,726 Anybody else hear that? 133 00:10:01,727 --> 00:10:03,186 I'm sorry! 134 00:10:03,187 --> 00:10:04,354 What the fuck is going on? 135 00:10:05,814 --> 00:10:06,814 What the fuck? 136 00:10:08,567 --> 00:10:10,194 No! No! 137 00:10:12,988 --> 00:10:14,322 Oh, God! 138 00:10:14,323 --> 00:10:16,824 This termination is brought to you by Mallard Revive. 139 00:10:17,993 --> 00:10:20,745 A comprehensive health and wellness haven 140 00:10:20,746 --> 00:10:22,705 meticulously designed to cater 141 00:10:22,706 --> 00:10:25,541 to the multifaceted aspects of your existence. 142 00:10:26,627 --> 00:10:29,712 Our holistic approach encompasses the delicate balance 143 00:10:29,713 --> 00:10:34,843 of your spiritual, physical, and cognitive dimensions, 144 00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:38,262 - ensuring a harmonious path to well-being. - Oh, shit. 145 00:10:39,515 --> 00:10:41,933 - Mallard Revive... - Oh. 146 00:10:41,934 --> 00:10:43,977 where your essence is our priority. 147 00:11:20,097 --> 00:11:21,180 Happy Mallard morning. 148 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,392 Another beautiful day in the neighborhood, right? 149 00:11:26,645 --> 00:11:27,646 Right? 150 00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:29,606 Right. 151 00:11:30,274 --> 00:11:32,024 Cells must be kept spotless. 152 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:36,113 Failure to dispose of waste will result in severe punishment. 153 00:11:37,614 --> 00:11:39,448 Wait, where you, where do you want me to put it? 154 00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:41,785 In the corner, your shithole. 155 00:11:42,911 --> 00:11:44,872 Clean up, or don't. 156 00:11:52,546 --> 00:11:54,255 Hey, neighbor, they're not fuckin' around. 157 00:11:54,256 --> 00:11:55,464 Listen to what he said. 158 00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:57,175 Put your shit in the shithole. 159 00:11:57,176 --> 00:11:58,385 Oh! Hey. 160 00:12:00,762 --> 00:12:01,930 Did you hear that last night? 161 00:12:02,306 --> 00:12:03,390 Did I hear what? 162 00:12:03,724 --> 00:12:06,184 The screams. What you mean what? 163 00:12:06,185 --> 00:12:07,852 Oh, shit. Yeah, last night. 164 00:12:07,853 --> 00:12:09,146 Yeah, yep, I heard it. 165 00:12:09,688 --> 00:12:10,772 Right, what was that? 166 00:12:11,148 --> 00:12:13,817 It was our nightly motivational speech. 167 00:12:14,735 --> 00:12:15,860 Nightly motivational? 168 00:12:15,861 --> 00:12:17,696 The-the-the screams all that, that-that... 169 00:12:18,197 --> 00:12:19,363 That happens every night? 170 00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:21,783 Trust me, you're gonna get used to it. 171 00:12:24,995 --> 00:12:26,997 Hey, what did I say, man? Don't forget your trash. 172 00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:54,399 Fuck. 173 00:13:29,893 --> 00:13:30,894 Oh, shit! 174 00:13:31,270 --> 00:13:32,353 What the fuck? 175 00:13:32,354 --> 00:13:34,398 Hey! Hey, hey. Uh... 176 00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:38,193 Did-did-did some... Did somebody die? 177 00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:40,444 Somebody died. I saw just... just saw some hair 178 00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:43,740 and-and some bones, a fuckin' skull. 179 00:13:44,199 --> 00:13:46,451 Yeah, uh, quite a few people did. 180 00:13:46,952 --> 00:13:49,245 And odds are they're not gonna be the last. 181 00:13:49,246 --> 00:13:50,746 No, no, no, no, no, no. 182 00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:55,501 This... This-this is a legit worldwide trillion-dollar fucking company. 183 00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:57,336 They wouldn't do no sick shit like that, right? 184 00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,337 They would do it if you said they could. 185 00:13:59,548 --> 00:14:02,967 Look, all of that onboarding paperwork they had you sign, right? 186 00:14:02,968 --> 00:14:06,054 Those non-disclosures, the fine print, the shit like that. 187 00:14:06,722 --> 00:14:07,922 Hey, did you read any of that? 188 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:11,684 Yeah, of course you didn't. Nobody does. 189 00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:15,062 Everybody gets so excited being welcomed by the great Mallard, 190 00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:19,317 but it gives them permission to do just about anything they fucking want. 191 00:14:19,318 --> 00:14:21,445 And everything has a cost. 192 00:14:21,737 --> 00:14:23,154 Don't forget what they said. 193 00:14:23,155 --> 00:14:25,490 You get out of it what you put into it. 194 00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:27,909 So the sooner you settle into a rhythm, 195 00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:29,912 the easier these days are gonna get. 196 00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:33,123 Days. 197 00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:35,249 Days, days, days, days. 198 00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:36,335 What-what...? 199 00:14:37,211 --> 00:14:38,921 How long do they plan on keeping us here? 200 00:14:40,297 --> 00:14:42,341 As long as it fucking takes. 201 00:14:42,966 --> 00:14:45,343 Just do your job. 202 00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:50,014 What job? 203 00:14:54,186 --> 00:14:55,520 Now you wanna fuckin' work, huh? 204 00:14:55,521 --> 00:14:58,815 Good morning, Joe, I trust you slept well. 205 00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:00,692 You know somethin'? 206 00:15:00,984 --> 00:15:02,276 Where the fuck am I, huh? 207 00:15:02,277 --> 00:15:03,444 What the fuck is this? 208 00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:05,363 Joe, I need you to listen. 209 00:15:05,364 --> 00:15:07,782 I don't wanna fuckin' listen! You know somethin'? 210 00:15:07,783 --> 00:15:09,283 - Joe... - No, shut up! 211 00:15:09,284 --> 00:15:11,495 Hey, fuck that! You listen! 212 00:15:12,037 --> 00:15:14,038 I'm not supposed to be in this motherfucker! 213 00:15:14,039 --> 00:15:15,623 I didn't do anything! 214 00:15:15,624 --> 00:15:17,792 Only thing I ever done was go to fucking work 215 00:15:17,793 --> 00:15:19,585 for 10 years straight. 216 00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,254 Now, look at me! 217 00:15:21,255 --> 00:15:23,589 I'm trapped in this shit! 218 00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:25,467 Get me the fuck outta here! 219 00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:28,928 Whoever's in charge, whoever got their hand in your ass, 220 00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:32,139 tell them to let me the fuck out now! 221 00:15:33,392 --> 00:15:34,476 Fuck! 222 00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:37,688 I believe you're ready to listen. 223 00:15:38,647 --> 00:15:41,441 Today begins your advanced career training seminar. 224 00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:43,235 Your opportunity. 225 00:15:43,861 --> 00:15:47,406 Your last quarter's productivity dropped while your use of personal time tripled. 226 00:15:47,906 --> 00:15:51,617 Unlimited personal time is one of our many generous employment perks. 227 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,870 Unfortunately, during this period, 228 00:15:53,871 --> 00:15:56,290 your department's overall performance declined. 229 00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:59,960 When your performance drops, your department number lowers. 230 00:16:00,711 --> 00:16:03,880 When your department numbers lower, your division output drops. 231 00:16:03,881 --> 00:16:07,467 When your division output drops, the company performance declines, 232 00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:09,261 as does the stock. 233 00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:11,470 Don't undervalue yourself. 234 00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:13,265 You're a crucial part of our team. 235 00:16:13,682 --> 00:16:16,267 Joe, you were once the model employee, 236 00:16:16,268 --> 00:16:18,477 but you've lost your appreciation for this company 237 00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:19,813 and all it has given you. 238 00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:21,647 I'm here to help. 239 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:23,649 Let's discuss your new job. 240 00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:26,986 The workday begins at 6:00 a.m. and ends at 10:00 p.m. 241 00:16:26,987 --> 00:16:29,572 The hours between are your own to do with as you like. 242 00:16:29,573 --> 00:16:31,867 You work consists of pushing the mill. 243 00:16:32,618 --> 00:16:35,329 Employees earn a single point for each full revolution. 244 00:16:35,871 --> 00:16:38,457 Every day you are required to meet your specified goal, 245 00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:40,333 your daily quota. 246 00:16:41,418 --> 00:16:44,254 Failure to meet your daily quota will result in a punishment. 247 00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:46,715 Your daily quota is 50. 248 00:16:47,299 --> 00:16:49,842 Your quota is your minimum target. 249 00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:52,554 But at Mallard, good enough isn't good enough. 250 00:16:52,930 --> 00:16:55,515 Regardless of the quota, at the end of each day, 251 00:16:55,516 --> 00:16:58,060 the employee with the fewest points will be terminated. 252 00:16:58,977 --> 00:17:00,187 We understand. 253 00:17:00,646 --> 00:17:01,979 We are not just a company. 254 00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:03,397 We're a family. 255 00:17:03,398 --> 00:17:06,234 We want you to keep your job, your salary, 256 00:17:06,235 --> 00:17:10,197 your corporate housing, your company car, your life. 257 00:17:10,781 --> 00:17:12,407 You're a crucial part of our mission. 258 00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:15,494 That's why we've brought you here to help you grow. 259 00:17:16,161 --> 00:17:19,748 We look forward to continuing our working relationship at Mallard, 260 00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:22,167 your company for life. 261 00:17:22,793 --> 00:17:24,335 Have a great day. 262 00:17:24,336 --> 00:17:27,380 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 263 00:17:27,381 --> 00:17:30,424 No, no, no, no, no. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, listen. 264 00:17:30,425 --> 00:17:33,052 Hey, I'm sorry. I'm s... I'm so sorry. 265 00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:34,554 I didn't, I didn't mean to yell at first. 266 00:17:34,555 --> 00:17:36,723 I... I gotta, I gotta get back home to my wife. 267 00:17:37,432 --> 00:17:39,141 Please, please let me go back, please. 268 00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:41,394 Please, I can't be here. I can't be here. 269 00:17:41,395 --> 00:17:43,437 I can't be. Hey, hey, hey, hey. 270 00:17:43,438 --> 00:17:44,772 - We gotta get outta here. - Stop. 271 00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:46,232 Dude, help me get the fuck outta here. 272 00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:47,316 - Dude, stop! - I need to get back to my wife. 273 00:17:47,317 --> 00:17:48,734 The duck doesn't fucking care, okay? 274 00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:50,862 It doesn't care if you've got a family back home. 275 00:17:50,863 --> 00:17:52,196 We've all got families. 276 00:17:52,197 --> 00:17:53,406 You are here now. 277 00:17:53,407 --> 00:17:55,950 This is your fucking world. That is it. 278 00:17:55,951 --> 00:17:59,245 And there is no getting out of it, not until they say you're ready. 279 00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:03,291 So for now, man, you just simply need to survive. 280 00:18:03,292 --> 00:18:06,252 And the only way to do that is to work. 281 00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:07,795 Do you... Do you hear what I'm saying? 282 00:18:07,796 --> 00:18:09,881 You wanna live, you wanna see whoever the fuck 283 00:18:09,882 --> 00:18:12,258 you've got there on the other side ever again, 284 00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:14,594 then just do the work. 285 00:18:14,595 --> 00:18:16,221 Twenty-five seconds. 286 00:18:18,307 --> 00:18:19,599 It's pushing that thing, right? 287 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:20,850 I have to push that thing, right? 288 00:18:20,851 --> 00:18:22,978 Yeah, man, just push the fuckin' thing. 289 00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:27,191 Shit. 290 00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:29,151 Ten seconds. 291 00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:35,240 Three seconds. 292 00:18:36,825 --> 00:18:37,910 Two seconds. 293 00:18:39,328 --> 00:18:40,454 One second. 294 00:19:23,789 --> 00:19:25,624 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. 295 00:20:20,846 --> 00:20:23,599 Congratulations on your first revolution, Joe. 296 00:20:24,474 --> 00:20:27,269 This message was brought to you by Mallard Spirits. 297 00:20:27,769 --> 00:20:29,896 Our cutting-edge nano distillation process 298 00:20:29,897 --> 00:20:32,649 ensures you can raise a toast of vitality and revel 299 00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:37,779 in the spirit of wellness to celebrate life's victories like this one. 300 00:20:57,216 --> 00:21:00,385 Discover unparalleled beauty with Mallard Cosmetics, 301 00:21:00,969 --> 00:21:04,640 the vanguard of innovative and transformative skincare solutions. 302 00:21:05,724 --> 00:21:09,560 Our off-guard formulations harness the potency of groundbreaking science 303 00:21:09,561 --> 00:21:12,021 and nature's finest ingredients, 304 00:21:12,022 --> 00:21:16,235 synergistically using and bestowing age-defying radiance upon your visage. 305 00:21:17,194 --> 00:21:20,071 Mallard Cosmetics transcends the conventional, 306 00:21:20,072 --> 00:21:23,742 catapulting you into a realm of unsurpassed elegance and allure. 307 00:21:24,243 --> 00:21:28,080 Experience the metamorphosis of beauty with Mallard Cosmetics 308 00:21:28,664 --> 00:21:31,917 because you deserve nothing less than the zenith of perfection. 309 00:21:35,420 --> 00:21:39,173 Mallard Crossings, an idyllic residential haven 310 00:21:39,174 --> 00:21:40,633 where the essence of community 311 00:21:40,634 --> 00:21:43,762 and the serenity of nature harmoniously intertwine. 312 00:21:44,346 --> 00:21:47,306 Revel in the luxurious comfort of our bespoke abodes 313 00:21:47,307 --> 00:21:49,433 where you'll discover not just a home 314 00:21:49,434 --> 00:21:52,520 but an enclave of tranquility and enduring connections. 315 00:21:58,193 --> 00:22:02,321 Congratulations, Joe, you surpassed your quota, 316 00:22:02,322 --> 00:22:04,282 signifying an auspicious commencement 317 00:22:04,283 --> 00:22:07,618 to your journey of self-actualization and professional evolution. 318 00:22:07,619 --> 00:22:08,786 Fuck, yeah! 319 00:22:08,787 --> 00:22:10,455 Embrace this momentum. 320 00:22:10,706 --> 00:22:12,833 Become the employee you deserve to be. 321 00:22:28,724 --> 00:22:30,474 No, wait. Wait. 322 00:22:30,475 --> 00:22:32,059 No, no. No! 323 00:22:32,060 --> 00:22:34,645 Tonight's termination is thoughtfully presented 324 00:22:34,646 --> 00:22:36,189 by Mallard Meditation. 325 00:22:36,190 --> 00:22:37,398 No, no. 326 00:22:37,399 --> 00:22:41,110 Our innovative, mindfulness-focused mobile application 327 00:22:41,111 --> 00:22:44,197 meticulously crafted to alleviate tension 328 00:22:44,198 --> 00:22:47,909 and assuage anxiety during life's more challenging moments. 329 00:22:47,910 --> 00:22:49,410 Wait. Wait, no! Let me go! 330 00:22:49,411 --> 00:22:52,080 Discover tranquility in the midst of turmoil 331 00:22:52,539 --> 00:22:53,998 with Mallard Meditation. 332 00:23:20,150 --> 00:23:21,860 Oh, here we go. 333 00:23:28,575 --> 00:23:30,255 Hey, you still there, neighbor? 334 00:23:31,036 --> 00:23:32,120 Unfortunately. 335 00:23:33,205 --> 00:23:36,500 So, how many did you get? 336 00:23:39,086 --> 00:23:40,087 A hundred. 337 00:23:40,295 --> 00:23:41,462 Wow. 338 00:23:41,463 --> 00:23:43,048 A hundred? 339 00:23:44,132 --> 00:23:46,134 Is that a "wow, good" or "wow, bad"? 340 00:23:46,593 --> 00:23:47,635 Okay, let's just say 341 00:23:47,636 --> 00:23:50,514 somebody else must've had a really bad day. 342 00:23:52,140 --> 00:23:53,809 You know what I don't understand is, 343 00:23:54,434 --> 00:23:57,271 so you don't make your quota, you get punished, right? 344 00:23:57,896 --> 00:24:00,524 But if you do make your quota, you become last, 345 00:24:00,941 --> 00:24:02,109 then you get killed. 346 00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:05,654 So what's the point of the quota, huh? 347 00:24:06,738 --> 00:24:08,949 Good enough isn't fucking good enough. 348 00:24:09,533 --> 00:24:11,034 That's the Mallard way. 349 00:24:12,536 --> 00:24:13,619 But I doubled my quota... 350 00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:15,746 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Stop, no. God. 351 00:24:15,747 --> 00:24:16,957 What, what, what? 352 00:24:17,624 --> 00:24:21,711 You do not go telling people your quota, genius, okay? 353 00:24:21,712 --> 00:24:25,507 'Cause as long as I do more than you, my ass is safe. 354 00:24:26,091 --> 00:24:30,136 You and I, we might be neighbors, but we are not friends. 355 00:24:30,137 --> 00:24:33,306 You get it? We are competition, and don't forget that. 356 00:24:35,017 --> 00:24:38,312 First of all, I want you to hear me and hear me well. 357 00:24:38,687 --> 00:24:39,771 I'm not dumb. 358 00:24:40,063 --> 00:24:41,772 Right, sure you're not. 359 00:24:41,773 --> 00:24:44,358 No, I got 50,000 in student debt that says I'm not. 360 00:24:44,359 --> 00:24:46,485 Ooh, college man. 361 00:24:46,486 --> 00:24:47,570 You don't even know, man. 362 00:24:47,571 --> 00:24:49,740 I-I wasn't born with a silver spoon in my mouth. 363 00:24:50,991 --> 00:24:53,452 I worked my ass off to get to where I'm at, okay? 364 00:24:53,827 --> 00:24:55,037 Mm-hmm. 365 00:24:55,245 --> 00:24:57,331 All the way to the top of Mallard, huh? 366 00:24:58,498 --> 00:25:01,168 They fed me the same bullshit when I started. 367 00:25:01,502 --> 00:25:03,878 They shoved it down my fucking throat 368 00:25:03,879 --> 00:25:06,172 with a big, fat signing bonus. 369 00:25:06,173 --> 00:25:09,301 And that was more money than I'd ever seen at the time. 370 00:25:09,968 --> 00:25:11,260 And look at us now. 371 00:25:11,261 --> 00:25:12,471 We made it. 372 00:25:13,138 --> 00:25:14,263 Cheers. 373 00:25:14,264 --> 00:25:16,058 This shit is fucked up, man. 374 00:25:18,310 --> 00:25:20,646 How the fuck did I get caught up in this bullshit? 375 00:25:23,315 --> 00:25:24,915 I'm supposed to be at home with my wife. 376 00:25:27,736 --> 00:25:29,196 You know, she's pregnant, you know? 377 00:25:31,114 --> 00:25:32,574 With our first child. 378 00:25:33,992 --> 00:25:35,409 We've been trying for a while, too, 379 00:25:35,410 --> 00:25:38,622 and finally, finally, it's happening. 380 00:25:41,458 --> 00:25:43,168 And I'm stuck in this crazy shit. 381 00:25:46,505 --> 00:25:47,589 Boy or girl? 382 00:25:51,426 --> 00:25:52,636 It's a boy. 383 00:25:55,430 --> 00:25:56,515 Joe Junior. 384 00:26:00,143 --> 00:26:01,436 We gon' call him JJ. 385 00:26:03,689 --> 00:26:04,773 So, you're Joe? 386 00:26:06,984 --> 00:26:07,985 Yeah. 387 00:26:08,151 --> 00:26:11,405 Well, Joe, I'm gonna give you some real advice. 388 00:26:12,322 --> 00:26:14,448 If you ever expect to meet your little boy, 389 00:26:14,449 --> 00:26:16,618 you just gotta do this shit right. 390 00:26:17,995 --> 00:26:20,162 The guy who was in that cell before you, 391 00:26:20,163 --> 00:26:21,706 he thought he was doing enough, 392 00:26:21,707 --> 00:26:23,834 and he was really smug about it, too. 393 00:26:24,293 --> 00:26:28,088 And then the day before yesterday, enough wasn't enough. 394 00:26:28,589 --> 00:26:31,425 And now you're there and he's gone. 395 00:26:33,468 --> 00:26:34,927 Okay, and? Look, I'll just go harder. 396 00:26:34,928 --> 00:26:36,847 Yeah, but no, if you go too hard, 397 00:26:37,389 --> 00:26:39,600 they're gonna expect that all the time. 398 00:26:40,267 --> 00:26:41,560 That's the whole game. 399 00:26:55,324 --> 00:26:56,783 Have fun. 400 00:27:15,511 --> 00:27:17,011 So? 401 00:27:17,012 --> 00:27:18,263 I mean, what do you think? 402 00:27:19,473 --> 00:27:23,685 Um, I mean, it's... big. 403 00:27:24,978 --> 00:27:25,979 Hmm. 404 00:27:28,857 --> 00:27:30,274 Do we really want all this? 405 00:27:30,275 --> 00:27:31,955 Babe, Babe, Babe, look, hear me out. 406 00:27:33,278 --> 00:27:34,696 I'm doing this for us. 407 00:27:35,405 --> 00:27:36,405 Hmm. 408 00:27:36,406 --> 00:27:37,966 This is everything we worked for. 409 00:27:43,497 --> 00:27:45,999 You're lucky you cute when you're being convincing. 410 00:27:48,001 --> 00:27:50,628 Well, we are at Mallard Crossing. 411 00:27:50,629 --> 00:27:53,507 Ooh, ooh. 412 00:27:55,175 --> 00:27:56,176 Wow. 413 00:27:58,095 --> 00:28:00,179 Oh, tomorrow's the 12-week check-in. 414 00:28:00,180 --> 00:28:01,640 You took the time off, right? 415 00:28:04,351 --> 00:28:05,477 Yeah. 416 00:28:07,437 --> 00:28:09,147 Joe, what? 417 00:28:10,023 --> 00:28:11,608 We gotta prioritize, babe. 418 00:28:13,527 --> 00:28:15,112 This isn't gonna get any easier. 419 00:28:17,364 --> 00:28:19,240 - Oh. - Everything okay? 420 00:28:19,241 --> 00:28:20,492 Something's wrong. 421 00:28:31,170 --> 00:28:33,171 The time is now 10 o'clock. 422 00:28:33,172 --> 00:28:35,298 Your work is complete for the day. 423 00:28:35,299 --> 00:28:36,966 Thank you for your continued commitment 424 00:28:36,967 --> 00:28:38,759 to self-improvement, Joe. 425 00:28:46,059 --> 00:28:47,895 Employee. 426 00:28:48,729 --> 00:28:49,730 Yeah? 427 00:28:50,397 --> 00:28:51,982 Evening, employee. 428 00:28:53,483 --> 00:28:54,984 Go ahead and approach the door. 429 00:28:54,985 --> 00:28:56,236 Approach the door? 430 00:28:58,155 --> 00:28:59,488 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 431 00:28:59,489 --> 00:29:03,159 Um, hey, I-I-I-I made 1-150 today. 432 00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:04,994 - I-I tripled my quota. - Good for you. 433 00:29:04,995 --> 00:29:06,914 Approach the goddamn door. 434 00:29:07,456 --> 00:29:09,166 Please, please, please, please. Uh... 435 00:29:11,793 --> 00:29:13,127 I thought I, I thought I did everything right. 436 00:29:13,128 --> 00:29:15,463 Approach the fucking door! 437 00:29:20,052 --> 00:29:21,177 Now, stop. 438 00:29:25,057 --> 00:29:26,433 Remove your clothes. 439 00:29:29,186 --> 00:29:31,522 Take off your clothes. 440 00:29:33,232 --> 00:29:35,817 Wh-why... Why you want me to do that? 441 00:29:36,610 --> 00:29:38,153 Because I said so. 442 00:29:42,074 --> 00:29:43,366 Seriously, why-why-why you need me to take off my... 443 00:29:43,367 --> 00:29:45,076 Come on, take 'em off. 444 00:29:45,077 --> 00:29:46,203 Okay, okay, okay. 445 00:29:46,787 --> 00:29:48,788 Take 'em off. 446 00:29:48,789 --> 00:29:49,915 Take 'em off. 447 00:30:00,884 --> 00:30:03,220 Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no. 448 00:30:04,471 --> 00:30:05,638 Everything. 449 00:30:19,236 --> 00:30:21,113 Now, walk through the door. 450 00:30:40,424 --> 00:30:41,633 Step forward. 451 00:32:02,130 --> 00:32:03,464 Hey! 452 00:32:03,465 --> 00:32:04,550 Whoa! 453 00:32:08,095 --> 00:32:09,638 It's a scorcher today, man. 454 00:32:10,973 --> 00:32:12,558 It's way hotter than last week. 455 00:32:16,144 --> 00:32:17,479 Why are we doing this? 456 00:32:18,355 --> 00:32:19,523 To not die? 457 00:32:22,234 --> 00:32:23,318 No shit. 458 00:32:24,027 --> 00:32:25,027 That's not what I'm talking about. 459 00:32:25,028 --> 00:32:26,321 Like, what is this? What... 460 00:32:28,490 --> 00:32:30,325 What's this fucking mill, huh? 461 00:32:31,910 --> 00:32:33,203 It's nothing. 462 00:32:35,497 --> 00:32:36,790 What do you mean it's nothing? 463 00:32:37,291 --> 00:32:40,669 We're not grinding wheat or making electricity, 464 00:32:41,253 --> 00:32:43,297 or creating anything of value, 465 00:32:43,839 --> 00:32:45,883 tangible or perceived. 466 00:32:47,301 --> 00:32:50,012 This has no purpose. 467 00:32:50,846 --> 00:32:52,347 This is nothing. 468 00:32:54,057 --> 00:32:55,058 Nothing? 469 00:32:58,020 --> 00:32:59,271 So what's the point? 470 00:33:03,275 --> 00:33:04,318 Exactly. 471 00:33:23,921 --> 00:33:24,922 Fuck! 472 00:33:26,089 --> 00:33:27,215 It's too damn hot, man. 473 00:33:27,216 --> 00:33:29,259 I need... I need some more water. 474 00:33:30,010 --> 00:33:31,762 Mallard, I need, I need some water. 475 00:33:33,305 --> 00:33:34,389 Guard? 476 00:33:35,182 --> 00:33:36,182 Guard, water! 477 00:33:36,183 --> 00:33:38,935 Do you think that sick fuck is gonna fix you a cocktail? 478 00:33:38,936 --> 00:33:40,853 - Come on. - Shut the fuck up. 479 00:33:40,854 --> 00:33:43,232 Hey, please, I need something to drink. 480 00:33:43,649 --> 00:33:44,649 I need some water. 481 00:33:44,650 --> 00:33:45,858 I get it, I get it, I get it. 482 00:33:45,859 --> 00:33:47,444 I-I got... I have a solution, okay? 483 00:33:48,362 --> 00:33:50,780 There's a pillar over there that Mallard can't see behind. 484 00:33:50,781 --> 00:33:51,864 Do you see it? 485 00:33:59,748 --> 00:34:00,831 Yeah, I see it. 486 00:34:00,832 --> 00:34:03,877 Okay, so, hide some bottles back there. 487 00:34:04,503 --> 00:34:08,006 Fill 'em with your piss, and then you have to drink it. 488 00:34:12,010 --> 00:34:14,012 You want me to drink 489 00:34:15,138 --> 00:34:16,514 my piss? 490 00:34:16,515 --> 00:34:18,099 Fuck, no, not straight. 491 00:34:18,100 --> 00:34:21,270 You gotta filter it through the insoles of your shoes. 492 00:34:24,106 --> 00:34:25,941 Are you fuckin' crazy? 493 00:34:26,316 --> 00:34:31,488 I'm not pouring piss in my fucking Jordans. 494 00:34:34,658 --> 00:34:36,117 Oh, Jesus. 495 00:34:36,118 --> 00:34:38,160 Joe, Mallard is perfect. 496 00:34:38,161 --> 00:34:39,370 It knows how much water 497 00:34:39,371 --> 00:34:42,164 you need to survive, man, to the ounce. 498 00:34:42,165 --> 00:34:46,086 She is gonna give you just enough to keep you alive. 499 00:34:47,337 --> 00:34:50,924 This place, it has a way of showing you what you're capable of. 500 00:34:51,300 --> 00:34:55,261 That's what Mallard wants, to know how far you can go 501 00:34:55,262 --> 00:34:56,680 before you break. 502 00:34:58,724 --> 00:35:00,184 Is that what Mallard wants? 503 00:35:03,145 --> 00:35:04,563 That's what Mallard gon' get. 504 00:35:19,745 --> 00:35:21,413 How do they, um, 505 00:35:21,955 --> 00:35:24,416 how do they expect us to pay all these medical bills? 506 00:35:25,959 --> 00:35:27,126 Hey, hey, don't worry about it. 507 00:35:27,127 --> 00:35:28,670 I-I'll just work a lot harder. 508 00:35:29,213 --> 00:35:31,173 I'll just work a lot harder. 509 00:35:31,423 --> 00:35:32,925 You can't do this by yourself. 510 00:35:34,510 --> 00:35:35,760 Whoa, whoa, whoa, you... 511 00:35:35,761 --> 00:35:37,136 No, you're not going back to work. 512 00:35:37,137 --> 00:35:38,721 You heard what the doctor said. 513 00:35:38,722 --> 00:35:39,889 There's a chance you could lose the baby. 514 00:35:39,890 --> 00:35:41,182 If I don't go back to work, 515 00:35:41,183 --> 00:35:43,143 there's a chance we could lose the house. 516 00:35:44,937 --> 00:35:47,313 Mallard's supposed to level me up any day now. Any day now. 517 00:35:47,314 --> 00:35:50,609 They've been telling you the same thing for years, 518 00:35:52,486 --> 00:35:53,946 and you still believe them? 519 00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:56,281 Yes. 520 00:35:57,157 --> 00:35:58,158 Yes. 521 00:35:59,618 --> 00:36:02,203 The question is, do you still believe in me? 522 00:36:04,790 --> 00:36:07,250 This child of ours is gonna have a better life 523 00:36:07,251 --> 00:36:08,919 than any of us ever did. 524 00:36:14,216 --> 00:36:15,843 Is this what better feels like? 525 00:36:26,353 --> 00:36:29,313 Joe, today's performance serves as an exemplar 526 00:36:29,314 --> 00:36:31,065 of your ever-ascending capabilities. 527 00:36:31,066 --> 00:36:32,276 Hell, yeah. 528 00:36:35,153 --> 00:36:36,445 Is that what you wanted? 529 00:36:36,446 --> 00:36:38,990 By embracing the challenge of exploring your limits, 530 00:36:38,991 --> 00:36:42,077 you are forging a path toward the promise of your innate potential, 531 00:36:42,578 --> 00:36:45,539 perpetuating the cycle of growth and self-discovery. 532 00:36:54,506 --> 00:36:55,507 Hey. 533 00:36:56,925 --> 00:36:58,343 Hey, you-you there? 534 00:37:00,721 --> 00:37:03,056 Hey. Who's Alex? 535 00:37:05,893 --> 00:37:07,143 Who? 536 00:37:07,144 --> 00:37:08,562 You heard me. Alex. 537 00:37:09,855 --> 00:37:10,856 Who is that? 538 00:37:12,983 --> 00:37:14,503 How do you know about Alex? 539 00:37:16,737 --> 00:37:18,906 W... Was he the, was he the smug guy? 540 00:37:19,364 --> 00:37:21,825 Was he, was he the guy that-that was here before me? 541 00:37:22,409 --> 00:37:27,206 Yeah, um, Alex is a bit of a legend around here. 542 00:37:27,789 --> 00:37:29,166 He's the guy who got out. 543 00:37:32,794 --> 00:37:33,879 He escaped? 544 00:37:35,130 --> 00:37:36,173 He got out. 545 00:37:37,883 --> 00:37:39,510 So wait, wait, wait. He got out. 546 00:37:44,056 --> 00:37:45,724 How is this place still operating? 547 00:37:48,936 --> 00:37:50,521 He didn't tell anyone about this place? 548 00:37:51,688 --> 00:37:52,688 I don't know. 549 00:37:52,689 --> 00:37:54,024 Maybe he didn't want to. 550 00:37:55,317 --> 00:37:56,443 Maybe he couldn't. 551 00:37:57,778 --> 00:37:59,404 Bullshit. 552 00:38:02,074 --> 00:38:04,326 I know if I left this motherfucker, I'd tell everybody. 553 00:38:27,474 --> 00:38:28,976 Good morning, Joe. 554 00:38:29,309 --> 00:38:33,063 Congratulations. You performed excellent work yesterday. 555 00:38:33,313 --> 00:38:35,399 We thank you for your incredible efforts. 556 00:38:40,654 --> 00:38:42,864 Please accept this token of our appreciation 557 00:38:42,865 --> 00:38:44,867 to commemorate your amazing achievement. 558 00:38:55,502 --> 00:38:56,503 Oh. 559 00:38:58,463 --> 00:38:59,464 A pen. 560 00:39:00,174 --> 00:39:03,093 Not just any pen, look closer. 561 00:39:07,055 --> 00:39:08,764 Ohh! 562 00:39:08,765 --> 00:39:10,058 Wow. 563 00:39:10,934 --> 00:39:12,394 You guys 564 00:39:12,769 --> 00:39:15,605 engraved, engraved my name in the pen. 565 00:39:15,606 --> 00:39:16,899 Wow, this is... 566 00:39:17,608 --> 00:39:19,651 I mean, this is, uh... 567 00:39:20,861 --> 00:39:22,446 This is fuckin' stupid! 568 00:39:23,363 --> 00:39:25,616 A fucking pen? What am I gonna do with this shit? 569 00:39:26,325 --> 00:39:28,368 I don't even have any fuckin' paper around here. 570 00:39:29,077 --> 00:39:30,078 Huh? 571 00:39:31,872 --> 00:39:33,331 Fuck y'all, man, fuckin'... 572 00:39:37,044 --> 00:39:38,045 370? 573 00:39:39,546 --> 00:39:41,005 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 574 00:39:41,006 --> 00:39:42,508 This was just 50 yesterday. 575 00:39:43,217 --> 00:39:45,093 Do you wish to file a complaint? 576 00:39:45,761 --> 00:39:49,347 Look, I can't... I can't do that again. 577 00:39:49,348 --> 00:39:51,557 People don't know what they're capable of. 578 00:39:51,558 --> 00:39:53,684 They cling to their limiting beliefs, 579 00:39:53,685 --> 00:39:56,687 never knowing that just beyond their doubts is greatness. 580 00:39:56,688 --> 00:39:58,524 Like children, they just need a push. 581 00:39:59,483 --> 00:40:00,942 Look, look, I can't do that many again. 582 00:40:00,943 --> 00:40:03,486 You see me? Look at my fuckin' hands. 583 00:40:03,487 --> 00:40:06,990 It's hard, Joe, but so is changing the world. 584 00:40:07,241 --> 00:40:10,577 That's what we're doing, all of us together. 585 00:40:11,328 --> 00:40:13,579 Now would be a great time to take the first step 586 00:40:13,580 --> 00:40:15,415 towards an even better future. 587 00:40:19,169 --> 00:40:20,212 Fuck you! 588 00:40:22,047 --> 00:40:24,675 Fuck you, and fuck that fuckin' pen! 589 00:40:26,885 --> 00:40:28,011 Fuck! 590 00:41:12,139 --> 00:41:13,307 Hey, I-I... 591 00:41:15,058 --> 00:41:16,768 I went past the green mark, and it... 592 00:41:18,145 --> 00:41:19,665 It didn't, it didn't give me my point. 593 00:41:23,442 --> 00:41:24,860 Are y'all fuckin' with me? 594 00:41:26,904 --> 00:41:28,029 Huh? 595 00:41:28,030 --> 00:41:29,630 Hey, man, what's the problem? 596 00:41:30,866 --> 00:41:32,492 It's not giving me my points. 597 00:41:32,993 --> 00:41:35,162 Oh, shit, dude, are you in penalty? 598 00:41:35,579 --> 00:41:36,580 What? 599 00:41:37,331 --> 00:41:39,040 Penalty. What-what's that? 600 00:41:39,041 --> 00:41:40,249 The middle of the scoreboard. 601 00:41:40,250 --> 00:41:42,628 Look. Is there a little X? 602 00:41:44,129 --> 00:41:45,129 Yeah, it is. 603 00:41:45,130 --> 00:41:46,632 Those are your penalties. 604 00:41:47,007 --> 00:41:49,718 They're a bitch, and they're exponential. 605 00:41:50,344 --> 00:41:51,427 Wait, wait, wait. 606 00:41:51,428 --> 00:41:53,346 Penalty. How did I, how did I get a penalty? 607 00:41:53,347 --> 00:41:57,893 Alright, look. One X means it takes two revolutions to score one point. 608 00:41:58,185 --> 00:42:02,188 Two X's, it's four revolutions, and then eight, and then 16. 609 00:42:02,189 --> 00:42:05,274 Then, well, shit, at that point, you might as well give up. 610 00:42:05,275 --> 00:42:06,360 Hey. 611 00:42:07,444 --> 00:42:08,737 Hey, that's impossible. 612 00:42:09,821 --> 00:42:11,615 You expect me to do double the work? 613 00:42:16,245 --> 00:42:17,496 Oh, fuck! 614 00:42:18,288 --> 00:42:23,544 Human history is a story of chaos, war, disease, nations falling. 615 00:42:24,044 --> 00:42:27,381 Do you really trust your hard-earned money to a failing government? 616 00:42:28,173 --> 00:42:30,299 Introducing Mallard Financial, 617 00:42:30,300 --> 00:42:33,804 a holistic AI-driven investment solution by the company you trust. 618 00:42:34,638 --> 00:42:36,973 With Mallard Financial, you never have to worry 619 00:42:36,974 --> 00:42:39,475 about human mistakes affecting your wealth. 620 00:42:39,476 --> 00:42:41,060 Join the future. 621 00:42:41,061 --> 00:42:43,271 Invest with Mallard Financial. 622 00:42:43,272 --> 00:42:44,564 Let your investments fly. 623 00:44:10,609 --> 00:44:11,902 Hey, Joe. 624 00:44:12,528 --> 00:44:14,487 Everything okay in there, man? 625 00:44:14,488 --> 00:44:16,031 You've been real quiet today. 626 00:44:17,950 --> 00:44:19,243 I can't hit it. 627 00:44:19,618 --> 00:44:21,452 Oh, come on, you have to. 628 00:44:21,453 --> 00:44:22,913 We covered this. 629 00:44:26,291 --> 00:44:27,334 I can't. 630 00:44:28,794 --> 00:44:29,962 I can't. 631 00:44:31,046 --> 00:44:33,465 I could do 370, but I can't. 632 00:44:33,882 --> 00:44:35,926 Not-not with the penalty, you know. 633 00:44:36,343 --> 00:44:39,303 Wait, penalty 3-370? 634 00:44:39,304 --> 00:44:42,474 So you-you have... you have 740? 635 00:44:43,517 --> 00:44:45,686 700 and fucking 40? 636 00:44:46,311 --> 00:44:47,979 - 740? - How much? 637 00:44:47,980 --> 00:44:50,815 Fuck, Joe, what the fuck is wrong with you, man? 638 00:44:50,816 --> 00:44:51,899 You asshole. 639 00:44:51,900 --> 00:44:53,776 You're gonna get us fucking killed! 640 00:44:53,777 --> 00:44:55,486 Are you fucking kidding me?! 641 00:44:55,487 --> 00:44:58,698 Told you, do not burn yourself out! 642 00:44:58,699 --> 00:45:02,243 I told you, man, not to fuck with Mallard, 643 00:45:02,244 --> 00:45:03,953 and you didn't fucking listen! 644 00:45:03,954 --> 00:45:05,454 - Shut up. - Goddamn you! 645 00:45:05,455 --> 00:45:06,747 - You didn't listen. - Shut up! 646 00:45:06,748 --> 00:45:08,291 You fucking idiot. 647 00:45:08,292 --> 00:45:12,671 You hit 740, and now we have to hit 740. 648 00:45:13,130 --> 00:45:15,132 Don't you understand? 649 00:45:15,382 --> 00:45:18,635 We're paying for your fucking mistakes! 650 00:45:19,803 --> 00:45:22,054 Fuck you, Joe! Fuck you! 651 00:45:25,559 --> 00:45:27,394 The time is now 10 o'clock. 652 00:45:27,936 --> 00:45:29,938 Your work is complete for the day. 653 00:45:30,689 --> 00:45:32,690 You did not meet your daily quota. 654 00:45:37,029 --> 00:45:38,238 You gave me a penalty. 655 00:45:38,780 --> 00:45:40,282 You gave it to yourself. 656 00:45:40,657 --> 00:45:42,659 You let down your fellow employees. 657 00:45:43,243 --> 00:45:46,455 Care for your fellow workers is one of our core company values. 658 00:45:48,707 --> 00:45:49,833 Values. 659 00:45:50,501 --> 00:45:53,337 Clearly, we haven't given you the proper motivation. 660 00:45:53,837 --> 00:45:55,797 Perhaps you need a new coworker. 661 00:46:05,599 --> 00:46:06,767 What is this? 662 00:46:07,059 --> 00:46:08,643 Kate Stevens. 663 00:46:08,644 --> 00:46:11,104 No. No, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. 664 00:46:11,647 --> 00:46:13,314 No, she's... she's not even supposed to be on her feet. 665 00:46:13,315 --> 00:46:15,066 Data collected from your Mallard home 666 00:46:15,067 --> 00:46:16,902 indicates her lack of employment. 667 00:46:17,361 --> 00:46:19,111 Perhaps we could solve all your problems 668 00:46:19,112 --> 00:46:21,572 by offering her a job... here. 669 00:46:21,573 --> 00:46:23,407 No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 670 00:46:23,408 --> 00:46:25,076 She's... she's not supposed to be walking around. 671 00:46:25,077 --> 00:46:28,121 Our Mallard team will gladly aid in her relocation. 672 00:46:28,622 --> 00:46:29,872 Kate... 673 00:46:29,873 --> 00:46:31,124 Not Kate. 674 00:46:32,251 --> 00:46:33,543 She don't need to be here, okay? 675 00:46:33,544 --> 00:46:34,920 She don't deserve this. 676 00:46:35,796 --> 00:46:37,881 Hey, hey, I'll do better. 677 00:46:38,632 --> 00:46:39,925 I'll do... I'll do better. 678 00:46:40,133 --> 00:46:41,384 I'll-I'll-I'll do everything. 679 00:46:41,385 --> 00:46:43,052 I-I-I'll get the 740. 680 00:46:43,053 --> 00:46:44,720 I'll do whatever you need me to do. Just don't... 681 00:46:44,721 --> 00:46:45,847 Please, just don't... 682 00:46:45,848 --> 00:46:47,682 Don't-don't bring her here, please. 683 00:46:47,683 --> 00:46:49,267 Please, please, please, please, please. 684 00:46:49,268 --> 00:46:51,061 That's wonderful to hear. 685 00:46:51,395 --> 00:46:54,480 Meet your quota tomorrow and the penalty will go away. 686 00:46:54,481 --> 00:46:56,899 We are pleased to present you with an additional challenge 687 00:46:56,900 --> 00:46:58,317 as a token of our appreciation 688 00:46:58,318 --> 00:47:00,779 for your dedication to self-improvement. 689 00:47:01,196 --> 00:47:03,739 We hope this challenge will serve as further motivation 690 00:47:03,740 --> 00:47:05,366 for you to continue pushing yourself 691 00:47:05,367 --> 00:47:07,035 towards achieving your goals. 692 00:47:07,619 --> 00:47:10,330 Thank you for your commitment to self-improvement, Joe. 693 00:47:47,659 --> 00:47:49,036 You gonna roast me? 694 00:47:50,495 --> 00:47:51,496 Huh? 695 00:48:26,823 --> 00:48:27,823 Fuck. 696 00:48:27,824 --> 00:48:31,495 This evening's termination is graciously presented by Mallard Travel. 697 00:48:31,787 --> 00:48:33,704 Escape the mundane and spread your wings 698 00:48:33,705 --> 00:48:35,289 with our distinguished environment... 699 00:48:35,290 --> 00:48:38,627 as we transport you to destinations beyond your wildest dreams. 700 00:48:39,044 --> 00:48:43,005 Mallard Travel, elevating your journey to unparalleled heights. 701 00:49:23,463 --> 00:49:24,672 Oh, shit. 702 00:49:52,075 --> 00:49:53,452 Good morning, Joe. 703 00:49:54,203 --> 00:49:55,204 Sleep well? 704 00:49:55,913 --> 00:49:57,122 I've had better. 705 00:49:57,998 --> 00:50:00,166 Remember until we are challenged, 706 00:50:00,167 --> 00:50:02,211 we don't really know what we can achieve. 707 00:50:02,836 --> 00:50:05,464 Take advantage of today's opportunity for growth. 708 00:50:05,923 --> 00:50:07,674 Give it 110%. 709 00:50:08,175 --> 00:50:09,927 Make this a productive day. 710 00:52:10,506 --> 00:52:13,759 Mallard man, look at you now. 711 00:52:17,763 --> 00:52:18,763 Hey, Joe. 712 00:52:24,144 --> 00:52:25,145 Ooh. 713 00:52:25,646 --> 00:52:26,730 You really, uh, 714 00:52:27,856 --> 00:52:29,176 really outdid yourself this time. 715 00:52:30,108 --> 00:52:34,403 Dusty, stankin', dirty-ass fucking jail. 716 00:52:34,404 --> 00:52:37,740 Please, just, please, just, just, just go, okay? 717 00:52:39,701 --> 00:52:40,869 I'm so close. 718 00:52:41,995 --> 00:52:43,956 So you consider this close? 719 00:52:45,332 --> 00:52:47,834 You, you think that you're close? 720 00:52:47,835 --> 00:52:49,418 Just, just go, just please, please, please. 721 00:52:49,419 --> 00:52:50,962 Let me finish. Just let me finish my work, please. 722 00:52:50,963 --> 00:52:52,589 Ah, there you go, Joe. 723 00:52:53,924 --> 00:52:56,468 Believing that bullshit, hmm? 724 00:52:58,011 --> 00:53:00,764 Mm-hmm, your entire life, you've been telling yourself, 725 00:53:01,348 --> 00:53:04,308 "Oh, you the man, Joe, and you can do it. 726 00:53:04,309 --> 00:53:05,685 "You just gotta push yourself, 727 00:53:05,686 --> 00:53:08,062 and they're gonna reward you someday." 728 00:53:09,898 --> 00:53:11,817 The same bullshit. 729 00:53:14,069 --> 00:53:15,236 Huh? 730 00:53:15,237 --> 00:53:16,446 Has it worked for you? 731 00:53:19,491 --> 00:53:21,409 Huh, Joe? Has it, has it ever worked for you? 732 00:53:22,494 --> 00:53:23,661 Just keep going. 733 00:53:23,662 --> 00:53:24,830 You fucked up. 734 00:53:27,082 --> 00:53:30,544 You believed in something that didn't believe in you. 735 00:53:31,461 --> 00:53:32,838 And now look at you. 736 00:53:33,589 --> 00:53:34,798 You're fucked. 737 00:53:36,717 --> 00:53:37,801 You should just quit. 738 00:53:38,677 --> 00:53:40,262 Come on now. We know how this ends. 739 00:53:42,181 --> 00:53:43,348 You can't win. 740 00:53:45,976 --> 00:53:47,186 You won't win. 741 00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:49,855 You won't fuckin' win! 742 00:53:51,148 --> 00:53:54,066 You fucked Kate over, left her all alone 743 00:53:54,067 --> 00:53:56,444 with a baby that you'll never fucking meet! 744 00:53:56,445 --> 00:53:58,613 - Fuck you. Fuck you. - That's right. 745 00:53:58,614 --> 00:54:01,032 Your son will grow up without a father. 746 00:54:03,118 --> 00:54:04,995 - Not true. - Maybe it's a good thing. 747 00:54:06,788 --> 00:54:09,040 - I'm gonna be a father to my son. - Just fuckin' stop. 748 00:54:09,041 --> 00:54:10,791 I will be a father to my son. 749 00:54:10,792 --> 00:54:11,918 Just fuckin' quit! 750 00:54:11,919 --> 00:54:13,503 I will be a father to my son. 751 00:54:13,504 --> 00:54:14,588 You won't win! 752 00:54:15,506 --> 00:54:16,797 - Just quit! - Fuck you. Fuck you. 753 00:54:16,798 --> 00:54:18,549 - Just fuckin' quit! - Fuck you, fuck you. 754 00:54:18,550 --> 00:54:20,302 Just stop! 755 00:54:22,930 --> 00:54:24,055 Fuck you! 756 00:54:38,904 --> 00:54:40,155 Just fuckin' quit! 757 00:54:53,418 --> 00:54:56,045 Just fuckin' quit! 758 00:55:05,264 --> 00:55:09,267 Joe, in successfully accomplishing the designated quota, 759 00:55:09,268 --> 00:55:12,771 you have effectively nullified the previously imposed penalty. 760 00:55:13,355 --> 00:55:16,732 It is our fervent hope that, within the crucible of adversity, 761 00:55:16,733 --> 00:55:18,609 you have unearthed newfound resilience. 762 00:56:12,539 --> 00:56:13,707 That's right. 763 00:56:14,374 --> 00:56:15,459 Yeah. 764 00:56:16,210 --> 00:56:17,211 Yeah. 765 00:56:18,170 --> 00:56:19,379 Yeah. 766 00:56:21,048 --> 00:56:22,216 Yeah. 767 00:56:23,175 --> 00:56:24,426 Yeah! 768 00:56:27,429 --> 00:56:28,805 You won't break me. 769 00:56:32,267 --> 00:56:35,102 Your improvement in productivity is remarkable. 770 00:56:35,103 --> 00:56:38,397 You should have great pride in the work ethic you displayed today. 771 00:56:41,193 --> 00:56:42,568 When do I go home? 772 00:56:42,569 --> 00:56:43,987 You are well on your way. 773 00:56:44,613 --> 00:56:46,573 All of us at Mallard believe in you. 774 00:56:46,949 --> 00:56:50,034 Please accept a token of appreciation for today's hard work. 775 00:56:52,162 --> 00:56:53,371 What, another fuckin' pen? 776 00:56:53,372 --> 00:56:54,498 No. 777 00:56:55,040 --> 00:56:56,208 Motivation. 778 00:56:57,543 --> 00:56:59,753 My God. 779 00:57:15,185 --> 00:57:17,145 Congratulations, Dad. 780 00:57:17,521 --> 00:57:18,605 No, no. 781 00:57:20,065 --> 00:57:21,066 I didn't... 782 00:57:21,358 --> 00:57:22,734 How could I miss this? 783 00:57:24,027 --> 00:57:25,445 How long have I been here? 784 00:57:27,281 --> 00:57:28,698 This moment has been brought to you 785 00:57:28,699 --> 00:57:31,201 by the friendly faces at Mallard Kids Wear. 786 00:57:31,660 --> 00:57:33,953 From the moment you're born, Mallard is there. 787 00:57:33,954 --> 00:57:35,872 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no. 788 00:57:35,873 --> 00:57:37,207 Turn it back on. 789 00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:39,376 Can I, can I see 'em again? 790 00:57:41,128 --> 00:57:42,128 Please? 791 00:57:49,219 --> 00:57:50,345 I'm a dad. 792 00:57:54,183 --> 00:57:55,475 Oh, man, I'm a dad. 793 00:58:47,986 --> 00:58:49,905 Shit, man. 794 00:59:01,416 --> 00:59:02,417 Hey. 795 00:59:05,128 --> 00:59:06,129 Hey. 796 00:59:08,257 --> 00:59:09,258 Hey! 797 00:59:10,217 --> 00:59:11,426 Morning, neighbor. 798 00:59:12,010 --> 00:59:13,470 I guess someone hit his quota. 799 00:59:14,805 --> 00:59:15,805 Hey, man, fuck you! 800 00:59:15,806 --> 00:59:17,306 Oh, boy. 801 00:59:17,307 --> 00:59:19,892 Woke up on the wrong side of the dirt patch this morning, huh? 802 00:59:19,893 --> 00:59:21,519 See, you think everything a fuckin' joke? 803 00:59:21,520 --> 00:59:22,813 Okay, I'm serious. 804 00:59:24,565 --> 00:59:26,942 I need that information on how Alex got outta here. 805 00:59:27,568 --> 00:59:28,861 - Why? - Look, okay? 806 00:59:32,364 --> 00:59:33,824 I'm not trying to be an asshole. 807 00:59:37,578 --> 00:59:39,413 Last night, they showed a video 808 00:59:41,874 --> 00:59:43,709 of my wife, Kate, 809 00:59:45,586 --> 00:59:46,712 having our son. 810 00:59:48,213 --> 00:59:50,591 If you know anything, please just let me know. 811 01:00:01,018 --> 01:00:04,021 You know, I have a family, too. 812 01:00:05,689 --> 01:00:07,357 I-I have a son, 813 01:00:08,775 --> 01:00:10,944 and he would be, um... 814 01:00:11,528 --> 01:00:13,128 Shit, I don't, I don't even know. Older? 815 01:00:15,115 --> 01:00:16,742 I guess old enough to hate me. 816 01:00:17,534 --> 01:00:21,747 But, uh, I got to hold my son when he was born. 817 01:00:22,497 --> 01:00:25,501 I got to watch him take his first steps. 818 01:00:26,668 --> 01:00:28,587 I heard him call me "dad." 819 01:00:29,379 --> 01:00:32,049 That's the difference between you and me, Joe. 820 01:00:32,382 --> 01:00:36,178 And I just wish I could see him again. 821 01:00:38,722 --> 01:00:40,641 Actually, maybe I don't. 822 01:00:41,433 --> 01:00:45,520 Maybe what I actually hope is that every day he wakes up 823 01:00:45,521 --> 01:00:48,899 thinking about the father who chose work over him. 824 01:00:49,274 --> 01:00:52,319 Maybe I hope he knows that I'm a fucking asshole, 825 01:00:52,569 --> 01:00:57,031 and I hope he grows up hating me enough to be nothing like me. 826 01:00:57,032 --> 01:00:59,451 And I don't want that for you, man. 827 01:01:00,744 --> 01:01:02,036 So, fuck it. 828 01:01:02,037 --> 01:01:05,499 On the opposite wall, in that blind spot behind the pillar, 829 01:01:05,958 --> 01:01:07,417 you'll know it when you see it. 830 01:01:08,710 --> 01:01:09,711 Thank you. 831 01:01:10,170 --> 01:01:11,296 Good luck, man. 832 01:01:31,191 --> 01:01:32,901 I don't fuckin' see anything. 833 01:01:48,125 --> 01:01:49,126 Hmm. 834 01:01:56,133 --> 01:01:57,259 Oh, shit. 835 01:01:58,844 --> 01:01:59,928 Wait, wait, wait. 836 01:02:03,765 --> 01:02:04,933 Wait a minute. 837 01:02:10,314 --> 01:02:11,857 Okay, okay, okay, okay. 838 01:02:22,534 --> 01:02:25,119 Okay, see past the pillar. 839 01:02:29,333 --> 01:02:30,959 That goddamn pen. 840 01:02:32,294 --> 01:02:34,421 That motherfuckin' pen. 841 01:03:33,814 --> 01:03:35,482 Oh, these cheap motherfuckers. 842 01:03:35,941 --> 01:03:37,401 They didn't even patch this shit up. 843 01:05:10,244 --> 01:05:11,827 where the art of gourmet indulgence 844 01:05:11,828 --> 01:05:14,664 and convivial ambience seamlessly intertwine. 845 01:05:14,665 --> 01:05:16,374 Savor the symphony of exquisite flav... 846 01:05:22,339 --> 01:05:25,925 meticulously forged each exquisite creation, 847 01:05:25,926 --> 01:05:27,510 encapsulating the essence of luxury. 848 01:05:50,075 --> 01:05:51,285 Tonight is the night. 849 01:05:53,745 --> 01:05:55,038 What's the plan? 850 01:05:55,956 --> 01:05:57,373 I don't... I don't know. 851 01:05:57,374 --> 01:05:58,934 I didn't know I was gonna get this far. 852 01:06:01,378 --> 01:06:02,778 I guess I'm just gonna have to see. 853 01:07:17,621 --> 01:07:20,957 Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. 854 01:07:20,958 --> 01:07:22,041 Shit. 855 01:07:31,927 --> 01:07:33,807 - Oh, shit. - Nighty night. 856 01:07:59,413 --> 01:08:00,622 No. 857 01:08:00,747 --> 01:08:03,876 No. No. 858 01:08:07,713 --> 01:08:08,713 No. 859 01:08:15,637 --> 01:08:16,763 Fuck! 860 01:08:17,973 --> 01:08:19,099 No! 861 01:08:31,778 --> 01:08:33,906 I thought you were growing, Joe. 862 01:08:34,448 --> 01:08:37,451 But I can see that you still don't believe the rules apply to you. 863 01:08:37,910 --> 01:08:39,493 You have so much promise, 864 01:08:39,494 --> 01:08:42,247 and there's been a substantial investment made in you. 865 01:08:42,748 --> 01:08:44,999 That's why we are offering you another opportunity 866 01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:47,001 despite your behavior last night. 867 01:08:47,002 --> 01:08:49,170 You are so focused on your own interests 868 01:08:49,171 --> 01:08:51,089 that you are missing the big picture. 869 01:08:51,715 --> 01:08:54,343 Perhaps you would respond to other incentives. 870 01:08:55,385 --> 01:08:56,887 The fuck else can you do? 871 01:08:59,890 --> 01:09:01,850 Hey, hey, hey, hey. The fuck is this? 872 01:09:02,226 --> 01:09:03,434 Hey, hey. Hey! 873 01:09:04,645 --> 01:09:06,688 Ow, fuck! Oh, God! 874 01:09:06,980 --> 01:09:07,980 Oh, what the fuck? 875 01:09:07,981 --> 01:09:09,607 Your accomplice has now been punished. 876 01:09:10,692 --> 01:09:13,069 The quota for our entire workforce has been raised 877 01:09:13,070 --> 01:09:15,321 to 1,000 revolutions per day. 878 01:09:15,322 --> 01:09:17,573 Your workday will begin in five minutes. 879 01:09:17,574 --> 01:09:18,658 A thousand? 880 01:09:18,659 --> 01:09:19,742 Good luck. 881 01:09:19,743 --> 01:09:20,826 Impossible! 882 01:09:20,827 --> 01:09:23,621 Oh, no. No. Hey, hey, hey, hey. 883 01:09:23,622 --> 01:09:24,705 You-you okay? 884 01:09:24,706 --> 01:09:26,458 I can't stand, man! 885 01:09:27,417 --> 01:09:29,461 They broke my fucking leg! 886 01:09:29,878 --> 01:09:32,463 It's busted to shit! Motherfucker. 887 01:09:32,464 --> 01:09:35,091 Oh, shit. Look, I'm sorry, man. I'm so sorry. 888 01:09:35,092 --> 01:09:36,592 I can't do a fuckin' 1,000, man. 889 01:09:36,593 --> 01:09:38,220 I can't even do one. 890 01:09:38,512 --> 01:09:39,929 I can't fucking stand. 891 01:09:39,930 --> 01:09:41,973 I'm so sorry, man. I didn't... I didn't mean to. 892 01:09:41,974 --> 01:09:44,350 But you, but you, but you got to. You can do this, man. 893 01:09:44,351 --> 01:09:45,476 You got, you have no choice. 894 01:09:45,477 --> 01:09:47,604 I can't, man. It's fucking over! 895 01:09:48,313 --> 01:09:50,815 There aren't fucking sick days here, man. 896 01:09:50,816 --> 01:09:52,985 It's a zero-sum game. Trust me. 897 01:09:53,819 --> 01:09:55,069 We aren't in charge in here. 898 01:09:55,070 --> 01:09:56,612 The fucking algorithms are. 899 01:09:56,613 --> 01:09:58,447 They make all the fucking decisions. 900 01:09:58,448 --> 01:10:01,409 They built this place. They run the whole fucking system. 901 01:10:01,410 --> 01:10:02,744 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 902 01:10:03,912 --> 01:10:05,497 We-we're controlled by a computer? 903 01:10:05,789 --> 01:10:06,956 Oh, my God. 904 01:10:09,585 --> 01:10:11,627 You wanna know the best part, Joe? 905 01:10:11,628 --> 01:10:12,713 What? 906 01:10:13,755 --> 01:10:15,423 I helped them build it. 907 01:10:17,509 --> 01:10:19,261 I was in IT. 908 01:10:19,469 --> 01:10:22,555 They wanted us to get the fucking numbers up, 909 01:10:22,556 --> 01:10:24,641 so we built the algorithm. 910 01:10:25,142 --> 01:10:27,393 It was a language and reasoning model 911 01:10:27,394 --> 01:10:29,228 like no one had ever seen before. 912 01:10:29,229 --> 01:10:32,148 It was the kind of shit that nobody outside of Mallard 913 01:10:32,149 --> 01:10:34,358 would even believe could exist. 914 01:10:34,359 --> 01:10:36,195 And-and then guess what? 915 01:10:36,778 --> 01:10:40,948 Our algorithm, it built its own algorithm, 916 01:10:40,949 --> 01:10:43,409 which then built its own algorithm. 917 01:10:43,410 --> 01:10:47,414 And we don't even know how it fucking works anymore. 918 01:10:48,540 --> 01:10:50,959 But it got me promoted, so, yay. 919 01:10:53,170 --> 01:10:54,921 Then I started to wonder if that shit running 920 01:10:54,922 --> 01:10:57,548 the world's most powerful multinational corporation 921 01:10:57,549 --> 01:10:59,009 was such a good idea. 922 01:10:59,885 --> 01:11:03,222 I guess, I-I shouldn't have wondered that out loud. 923 01:11:05,265 --> 01:11:08,310 You can't reason with an equation, man. 924 01:11:10,646 --> 01:11:12,064 It's just an algorithm. 925 01:11:14,733 --> 01:11:16,068 It's just a computer. 926 01:11:19,863 --> 01:11:21,406 Wait a minute. 927 01:11:22,449 --> 01:11:27,037 A computer has to follow... the rules. 928 01:11:28,372 --> 01:11:30,290 What the fuck are you talking about? 929 01:11:32,125 --> 01:11:34,169 Look, this-this could be a long shot, but, 930 01:11:36,547 --> 01:11:38,966 if we don't work, right, 931 01:11:39,716 --> 01:11:41,926 and a computer goes exactly by the rules, 932 01:11:41,927 --> 01:11:43,344 like none of us work, 933 01:11:43,345 --> 01:11:46,223 that means zero points for anybody on the scoreboard. 934 01:11:47,724 --> 01:11:50,519 No-nobody dies, right? 935 01:11:51,061 --> 01:11:52,645 Uh, I mean, yeah. 936 01:11:52,646 --> 01:11:54,814 I guess in, in theory, if there's not a low man, 937 01:11:54,815 --> 01:11:57,358 it could, I guess, exploit a vulnerability 938 01:11:57,359 --> 01:12:00,111 in the programming language or something, but... but what... 939 01:12:00,112 --> 01:12:01,697 Wait, what if that doesn't work? 940 01:12:04,658 --> 01:12:05,993 What do we have to lose? 941 01:12:06,660 --> 01:12:09,329 You have two minutes before your workday begins. 942 01:12:10,163 --> 01:12:12,331 Okay. Okay. Hey. 943 01:12:12,332 --> 01:12:14,812 Shut the fuck up, Joe. 944 01:12:15,294 --> 01:12:16,919 Just-just hear me out real quick, okay? 945 01:12:18,589 --> 01:12:21,091 Look, what they have us doing, 946 01:12:21,925 --> 01:12:23,594 it's no end game to it. 947 01:12:25,304 --> 01:12:27,847 There is no way we can beat this shit 948 01:12:27,848 --> 01:12:29,932 by the system they got us working for. 949 01:12:29,933 --> 01:12:31,017 Shut the fuck up. 950 01:12:31,018 --> 01:12:34,729 Pushing this big fuckin' stone, wooden... 951 01:12:34,730 --> 01:12:36,022 I don't even know what the fuck this is... 952 01:12:36,023 --> 01:12:37,273 Shut the fuck up! 953 01:12:37,274 --> 01:12:39,859 Around for hours and hours of the day, 954 01:12:39,860 --> 01:12:43,405 basically killing us one by one! 955 01:12:44,281 --> 01:12:47,075 We're being controlled by a fuckin' machine! 956 01:12:47,326 --> 01:12:50,328 - Fuck the duck. - Yeah! Fuck the duck! 957 01:12:50,329 --> 01:12:52,121 We are people! 958 01:12:53,540 --> 01:12:55,250 We're more than just numbers. 959 01:12:55,667 --> 01:12:57,836 We're flesh and fuckin' blood. 960 01:12:59,421 --> 01:13:01,380 And we could take this motherfucker out, 961 01:13:01,381 --> 01:13:04,467 but we all gotta stick together, okay? 962 01:13:04,468 --> 01:13:07,095 You have one minute before your workday begins. 963 01:13:07,554 --> 01:13:09,181 If we don't work, 964 01:13:10,098 --> 01:13:12,433 we won't die! 965 01:13:12,434 --> 01:13:13,644 Yeah! 966 01:13:14,061 --> 01:13:18,981 Do you hear me? If we don't work, we won't die! 967 01:13:18,982 --> 01:13:20,442 We won't die! 968 01:13:23,612 --> 01:13:25,197 We don't fuckin' work! 969 01:13:25,489 --> 01:13:26,531 We don't die! 970 01:13:26,532 --> 01:13:28,824 We don't fuckin' work! 971 01:13:28,825 --> 01:13:31,244 We don't fuckin' work! 972 01:13:31,245 --> 01:13:33,120 We don't fuckin' work! 973 01:13:33,121 --> 01:13:34,705 We don't fuckin' work! 974 01:13:37,292 --> 01:13:39,293 We don't fuckin' work! 975 01:13:39,294 --> 01:13:41,003 We don't fuckin' work! 976 01:13:41,004 --> 01:13:42,588 Fuck the duck! 977 01:13:47,845 --> 01:13:49,929 We don't fuckin' work! 978 01:13:49,930 --> 01:13:51,514 We're not fuckin' working! 979 01:13:51,515 --> 01:13:53,225 We're not fuckin' working! 980 01:13:53,684 --> 01:13:54,934 We don't fuckin' work! 981 01:13:54,935 --> 01:13:57,645 We don't fuckin' work! 982 01:13:57,646 --> 01:13:59,105 We don't fuckin' work! 983 01:13:59,106 --> 01:14:07,106 We don't fuckin' work! 984 01:14:12,995 --> 01:14:15,413 - We don't fuckin' work! - We don't fuckin' work. 985 01:14:15,414 --> 01:14:17,164 We don't fuckin' work! 986 01:14:17,165 --> 01:14:21,169 We don't fuckin' work! 987 01:14:21,170 --> 01:14:22,295 We don't fuckin'... 988 01:14:22,296 --> 01:14:24,338 Life is unpredictable, 989 01:14:24,339 --> 01:14:27,049 but your family's future doesn't have to be. 990 01:14:27,050 --> 01:14:30,219 Trust Mallard Life Insurance to provide reliable coverage 991 01:14:30,220 --> 01:14:31,680 tailored to your needs. 992 01:14:32,055 --> 01:14:34,765 Our team is here to guide you every step of the way. 993 01:14:34,766 --> 01:14:37,643 We look forward to providing you with comprehensive coverage 994 01:14:37,644 --> 01:14:40,062 and peace of mind for when you're no longer there. 995 01:14:53,035 --> 01:14:56,120 Hey, Joe, you fuckin' asshole. 996 01:14:56,121 --> 01:14:57,372 It worked. 997 01:14:58,498 --> 01:15:01,042 I got out-engineered by a middle manager. 998 01:15:15,182 --> 01:15:17,350 Joe, I'm afraid your understanding 999 01:15:17,351 --> 01:15:18,769 of the rules is flawed. 1000 01:15:19,478 --> 01:15:23,272 To clarify, any employee who records zero revolutions 1001 01:15:23,273 --> 01:15:25,025 will face immediate termination. 1002 01:15:31,573 --> 01:15:33,200 I'm not dying for you. 1003 01:15:33,700 --> 01:15:35,744 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1004 01:15:35,953 --> 01:15:37,287 No, no, no, who did that? 1005 01:15:37,621 --> 01:15:38,622 Hey. 1006 01:15:39,373 --> 01:15:41,250 Hey, stop it. 1007 01:15:42,793 --> 01:15:44,419 I'm not dying for you. 1008 01:15:44,753 --> 01:15:46,879 No, no, no, it's not about me, huh? 1009 01:15:46,880 --> 01:15:48,589 We-we gotta stick together. 1010 01:15:48,590 --> 01:15:50,341 Stop! Please, don't do this. 1011 01:15:50,342 --> 01:15:51,592 Don't let them win! 1012 01:15:53,053 --> 01:15:55,596 We... we won't die, okay? 1013 01:15:55,597 --> 01:15:57,974 They can't win if we stick together! 1014 01:15:57,975 --> 01:15:59,851 What the fuck is wrong with y'all? 1015 01:15:59,852 --> 01:16:01,519 Stop! 1016 01:16:01,520 --> 01:16:02,645 Fuck! 1017 01:16:02,646 --> 01:16:04,021 We gotta stick together! 1018 01:16:04,022 --> 01:16:05,398 Stop it. 1019 01:16:05,399 --> 01:16:06,775 Stop it! 1020 01:16:07,609 --> 01:16:08,777 Stop it! 1021 01:16:09,653 --> 01:16:10,863 Stop! 1022 01:16:11,947 --> 01:16:12,989 Joe. 1023 01:16:15,325 --> 01:16:16,326 Come here. 1024 01:16:17,202 --> 01:16:19,997 Stop it. Stop. Stop, y'all. 1025 01:16:20,289 --> 01:16:21,999 Come on. Stop working. 1026 01:16:22,666 --> 01:16:23,958 You know what you have to do. 1027 01:16:23,959 --> 01:16:25,501 We agreed. Come on. 1028 01:16:27,212 --> 01:16:28,297 No. 1029 01:16:29,131 --> 01:16:30,674 No, no, no. 1030 01:16:31,216 --> 01:16:32,551 No, no, no. 1031 01:16:33,343 --> 01:16:35,553 No, I can't do it. I can't do it, man. 1032 01:16:35,554 --> 01:16:37,389 - Joe. - I-I-I can't. 1033 01:16:38,056 --> 01:16:40,058 - I can't. - Joe, man, it's alright. 1034 01:16:40,809 --> 01:16:42,310 You tried. You... 1035 01:16:42,311 --> 01:16:43,478 You did good. 1036 01:16:44,229 --> 01:16:45,522 You're a good man. 1037 01:16:47,858 --> 01:16:50,068 JJ is a lucky kid. 1038 01:16:52,237 --> 01:16:54,114 You're gonna be such a good dad, Joe. 1039 01:16:55,741 --> 01:16:58,743 Now, do what you need to do and get the fuck out of here 1040 01:16:58,744 --> 01:17:00,411 so you can meet your son. 1041 01:17:05,792 --> 01:17:07,251 I'm sorry, man. 1042 01:18:57,988 --> 01:18:59,031 Hey. 1043 01:19:00,407 --> 01:19:03,660 Have you ever noticed how beautiful this sky is at night? 1044 01:19:05,996 --> 01:19:07,246 Uh... 1045 01:19:07,247 --> 01:19:08,874 I had never noticed it before. 1046 01:19:10,542 --> 01:19:13,295 I could have been looking up this whole fuckin' time. 1047 01:19:18,509 --> 01:19:21,720 I'm gonna die a cliché, Joe. 1048 01:19:23,472 --> 01:19:24,598 No, you won't. 1049 01:19:29,144 --> 01:19:30,520 This is gon' baffle me forever, 1050 01:19:30,521 --> 01:19:32,105 so you gotta answer this question. 1051 01:19:33,315 --> 01:19:34,525 What is your name? 1052 01:19:35,817 --> 01:19:37,652 Uh... nope. Mm-mm. 1053 01:19:37,653 --> 01:19:38,945 Remember the rules? 1054 01:19:38,946 --> 01:19:41,572 - I don't do names. - Enough of that bullshit. 1055 01:19:41,573 --> 01:19:43,909 Look, I know you don't do names, but, come on. 1056 01:19:44,451 --> 01:19:45,786 You-you gotta tell me. 1057 01:19:52,251 --> 01:19:53,502 Alex. 1058 01:19:56,880 --> 01:19:58,382 Nah. 1059 01:20:02,135 --> 01:20:04,263 Alex, the name engraved... 1060 01:20:05,556 --> 01:20:07,307 You're, you're the Alex? 1061 01:20:07,975 --> 01:20:08,975 Yep. 1062 01:20:08,976 --> 01:20:10,601 Surprise! 1063 01:20:11,979 --> 01:20:13,188 Man, wh... 1064 01:20:13,856 --> 01:20:15,399 Why-why you ain't tell nobody? 1065 01:20:17,276 --> 01:20:18,861 I told you, man, I couldn't. 1066 01:20:20,404 --> 01:20:21,905 I got out of my cell. 1067 01:20:22,531 --> 01:20:23,865 I thought I was in the clear, 1068 01:20:23,866 --> 01:20:27,744 and then I just got tossed right back in, just like you. 1069 01:20:28,954 --> 01:20:31,039 I thought maybe with you that, I don't know, 1070 01:20:32,040 --> 01:20:33,959 it would be different. 1071 01:20:34,751 --> 01:20:36,294 I thought that I was just unlucky, 1072 01:20:36,295 --> 01:20:39,672 but turns out maybe we're all fucked, right? 1073 01:20:39,673 --> 01:20:41,049 There's no escape. 1074 01:20:41,383 --> 01:20:45,470 This is just some kinda loop, an eternal recurrence, 1075 01:20:46,305 --> 01:20:49,348 a return to the very worst moment of your life 1076 01:20:49,349 --> 01:20:52,603 over and over and over again. 1077 01:20:55,731 --> 01:20:57,649 The only regret I have is 1078 01:20:57,900 --> 01:21:00,736 that I never figured out a way to burn this place down. 1079 01:21:05,657 --> 01:21:07,075 You should get some sleep, man. 1080 01:21:08,785 --> 01:21:10,412 You've gotta get back to it tomorrow. 1081 01:21:19,463 --> 01:21:20,839 Farewell, my friend. 1082 01:21:48,283 --> 01:21:52,454 Alright, fuckers, just get me the fuck outta here already. 1083 01:21:53,956 --> 01:21:56,959 Come on, you cancerous fucks, give me your best shot. 1084 01:21:58,418 --> 01:21:59,502 Fuck you! 1085 01:21:59,503 --> 01:22:01,880 Oh! Oh! Oh, f... 1086 01:22:03,966 --> 01:22:05,466 Fucking assholes! 1087 01:22:05,467 --> 01:22:06,676 Fuck Mallard! 1088 01:22:06,677 --> 01:22:08,053 Oh! 1089 01:22:13,100 --> 01:22:15,143 Shit! Ohh! 1090 01:22:17,604 --> 01:22:19,564 Oh, my God. 1091 01:22:19,565 --> 01:22:21,190 Ow, shit! 1092 01:22:21,191 --> 01:22:23,150 Ow, fuck! 1093 01:22:23,151 --> 01:22:26,238 This evening's termination is brought to you by Mallard Trust, 1094 01:22:27,114 --> 01:22:30,033 where your aspirations transcend the boundaries of time, 1095 01:22:31,034 --> 01:22:32,743 safeguarding prosperity for the future. 1096 01:23:00,189 --> 01:23:01,773 Good morning, Joe. 1097 01:23:02,149 --> 01:23:05,068 We understand that this is a challenging time for you. 1098 01:23:05,402 --> 01:23:07,486 We want to offer our support by providing 1099 01:23:07,487 --> 01:23:10,239 a token of our commitment to your growth and development. 1100 01:23:10,240 --> 01:23:12,867 We hope that this gesture will serve as a reminder 1101 01:23:12,868 --> 01:23:14,619 to stay focused on your goals. 1102 01:23:21,960 --> 01:23:23,794 No, I couldn't be here that long. 1103 01:23:29,968 --> 01:23:32,429 Fuck you. 1104 01:23:35,641 --> 01:23:36,766 Fuck you. 1105 01:23:36,767 --> 01:23:37,976 Fuck you! 1106 01:23:38,310 --> 01:23:39,310 Fuck you! 1107 01:23:39,311 --> 01:23:41,145 You don't seem to appreciate our gift. 1108 01:23:41,146 --> 01:23:44,107 Fuck you! You took everything from me! 1109 01:23:44,691 --> 01:23:46,609 You took everything from me! Fuck you! 1110 01:23:46,610 --> 01:23:48,653 This behavior is unacceptable. 1111 01:23:48,654 --> 01:23:50,864 I've done so much for this fuckin' company. 1112 01:23:52,032 --> 01:23:55,953 I sacrificed so much, and you took everything from me! 1113 01:23:57,246 --> 01:23:58,663 Everything! 1114 01:23:58,664 --> 01:24:00,540 Fuck this! 1115 01:24:00,541 --> 01:24:03,292 Damage to company property will result in immediate termination. 1116 01:24:03,293 --> 01:24:06,087 I don't give a fuck no more! 1117 01:24:06,088 --> 01:24:07,755 You are leaving us no option. 1118 01:24:07,756 --> 01:24:09,090 What the fuck you gonna do? 1119 01:24:09,091 --> 01:24:11,051 You're a productive worker, Joe, 1120 01:24:11,468 --> 01:24:13,720 but you no longer fit our corporate culture. 1121 01:24:14,137 --> 01:24:17,307 We regret to inform you your services are no longer required. 1122 01:24:17,641 --> 01:24:19,517 Your employment will now be terminated. 1123 01:24:19,518 --> 01:24:20,644 Good! 1124 01:24:21,937 --> 01:24:22,937 Do it! 1125 01:24:22,938 --> 01:24:24,565 Good luck, Joe. 1126 01:25:04,479 --> 01:25:05,479 Hey. 1127 01:25:05,480 --> 01:25:07,148 Hey, hey, hey. 1128 01:25:07,149 --> 01:25:08,232 Hey, um... 1129 01:25:08,233 --> 01:25:09,984 Hey, hey, hey. 1130 01:25:09,985 --> 01:25:11,069 Who...? 1131 01:25:11,737 --> 01:25:13,030 What's going on, huh? 1132 01:25:14,531 --> 01:25:16,657 Can somebody tell me what-what's-what's going on? 1133 01:25:16,658 --> 01:25:18,619 Hey, anybody? 1134 01:25:19,077 --> 01:25:20,913 Come on, come on. Talk to me. Come... 1135 01:25:21,788 --> 01:25:22,956 What's going on? 1136 01:25:23,582 --> 01:25:25,262 Please tell me what the fuck is happenin'. 1137 01:25:26,001 --> 01:25:27,461 Why am I fuckin' here? 1138 01:25:28,378 --> 01:25:29,463 Huh? 1139 01:25:31,215 --> 01:25:33,050 Somebody say... Somebody talk to me, please. 1140 01:25:33,884 --> 01:25:36,010 Talk-talk to me. Talk to me, please. What's going on? 1141 01:25:36,011 --> 01:25:37,553 Please talk to me. Talk... Somebody... 1142 01:25:37,554 --> 01:25:39,306 Why the fuck y'all not talking back? 1143 01:25:39,765 --> 01:25:41,016 What's going on? 1144 01:25:41,600 --> 01:25:42,601 Huh? 1145 01:25:43,560 --> 01:25:45,145 Who the fuck runs this shit, huh? 1146 01:25:45,979 --> 01:25:47,898 Who's controlling the fuckin' computer, huh? 1147 01:25:48,273 --> 01:25:49,732 Who's controlling the duck? 1148 01:25:49,733 --> 01:25:51,068 Talk to me! 1149 01:25:52,319 --> 01:25:54,196 What the fuck is going on? 1150 01:25:54,905 --> 01:25:55,988 Huh? 1151 01:26:18,595 --> 01:26:19,596 Hiya, Joe. 1152 01:26:20,013 --> 01:26:21,515 Happy Mallard morning. 1153 01:26:28,438 --> 01:26:29,731 I love my job. 1154 01:26:32,359 --> 01:26:33,651 Every goddamn part. 1155 01:26:38,866 --> 01:26:40,617 But there is nothing, 1156 01:26:42,119 --> 01:26:45,914 nothing I love more than a termination. 1157 01:26:50,961 --> 01:26:52,254 You meet the team? 1158 01:26:53,755 --> 01:26:54,798 Human resources. 1159 01:26:56,592 --> 01:26:59,595 Twelve witnesses to each termination. 1160 01:27:00,095 --> 01:27:01,138 Everything's documented. 1161 01:27:02,472 --> 01:27:04,349 After all, we're a publicly traded company, 1162 01:27:05,767 --> 01:27:07,769 and everyone is part of the Mallard family. 1163 01:27:13,483 --> 01:27:15,611 Now what is it with you management types? 1164 01:27:18,322 --> 01:27:20,324 I mean, Mallard has given you the whole world, 1165 01:27:20,908 --> 01:27:22,284 but you still want more. 1166 01:27:25,704 --> 01:27:27,247 And, you know, 1167 01:27:28,749 --> 01:27:30,334 I have my annual review coming up. 1168 01:27:31,919 --> 01:27:33,712 Maybe Mallard will level me up. 1169 01:27:36,089 --> 01:27:38,133 They might even move me to Mallard Crossings. 1170 01:27:41,887 --> 01:27:43,680 I hear there'll be a vacancy soon. 1171 01:27:45,641 --> 01:27:49,061 Yeah, 1431 Parkway Drive. 1172 01:27:51,271 --> 01:27:53,023 Wonderful family lives there, 1173 01:27:53,690 --> 01:27:54,775 little boy, 1174 01:27:56,026 --> 01:27:57,027 single mom. 1175 01:27:58,987 --> 01:27:59,988 Yeah. 1176 01:28:00,822 --> 01:28:02,449 She's a real piece of ass. 1177 01:28:04,743 --> 01:28:07,036 Shit, maybe she'll even stay. 1178 01:28:07,037 --> 01:28:08,330 Shut the fuck up! Fucking... 1179 01:28:10,123 --> 01:28:11,749 Stay the fuck away from my family. 1180 01:28:14,753 --> 01:28:17,463 Joe, the guard has failed his task. 1181 01:28:17,464 --> 01:28:18,840 Fuck... 1182 01:28:18,841 --> 01:28:21,259 The penalty for which is immediate termination. 1183 01:28:22,469 --> 01:28:24,303 In exchange for completing this assignment, 1184 01:28:24,304 --> 01:28:26,807 your termination order will be revoked, 1185 01:28:27,808 --> 01:28:29,308 and you'll be promoted to level nine. 1186 01:28:30,477 --> 01:28:31,727 Then, you will find your purpose. 1187 01:28:31,728 --> 01:28:33,813 Come on, Joe. 1188 01:28:40,445 --> 01:28:41,613 Do it. 1189 01:28:46,869 --> 01:28:47,870 Do it, Joe. 1190 01:28:50,163 --> 01:28:51,164 Do it. 1191 01:28:54,168 --> 01:28:55,377 Do it. 1192 01:28:55,669 --> 01:28:57,129 - Do it, Joe. - Joe. 1193 01:28:57,796 --> 01:28:58,881 Do it. 1194 01:29:01,550 --> 01:29:02,551 Joe. 1195 01:29:04,178 --> 01:29:05,219 Joe. 1196 01:29:10,100 --> 01:29:11,185 Mm-mm. 1197 01:29:13,103 --> 01:29:15,063 I'm not a monster. 1198 01:29:17,858 --> 01:29:19,151 I'm not a monster. 1199 01:29:21,486 --> 01:29:23,197 I'm not a fuckin' monster! 1200 01:29:24,531 --> 01:29:25,574 You are! 1201 01:29:27,910 --> 01:29:29,244 I'm not a monster! 1202 01:29:30,162 --> 01:29:31,997 And you're not gonna make me one. 1203 01:29:33,207 --> 01:29:34,249 You're all monsters! 1204 01:29:35,375 --> 01:29:36,960 Every last one of y'all! 1205 01:29:38,754 --> 01:29:39,922 You know somethin'? 1206 01:29:40,339 --> 01:29:41,590 I'm glad y'all are here. 1207 01:29:42,341 --> 01:29:44,175 I'm glad you're fuckin' here 1208 01:29:44,176 --> 01:29:46,427 'cause I want you to hear me and hear me clearly. 1209 01:29:46,428 --> 01:29:50,848 I... fuckin'... quit! 1210 01:30:09,201 --> 01:30:10,576 Hiya, Joe. 1211 01:30:12,829 --> 01:30:15,207 Johnny, your HR partner. 1212 01:30:16,208 --> 01:30:19,711 You've just experienced our advanced career training simulation. 1213 01:30:20,754 --> 01:30:21,963 It's okay. 1214 01:30:21,964 --> 01:30:23,297 The tech can leave you a little foggy. 1215 01:30:23,298 --> 01:30:25,676 It'll come back. I just came out myself. 1216 01:30:26,176 --> 01:30:27,385 Oh, nice. 1217 01:30:35,018 --> 01:30:36,338 Sorry, I missed lunch. 1218 01:30:40,065 --> 01:30:41,941 What am I thinking? You missed lunch, too. 1219 01:30:41,942 --> 01:30:43,402 You want some of these chips, bro? 1220 01:30:50,200 --> 01:30:53,620 You volunteered for our lunchtime improvement program. 1221 01:30:57,291 --> 01:31:00,835 You give us 60 minutes, come back refreshed and ready 1222 01:31:00,836 --> 01:31:03,422 with a new appreciation for your work at Mallard. 1223 01:31:04,464 --> 01:31:06,382 I know it feels like you were in there for months. 1224 01:31:06,383 --> 01:31:09,135 Feels that way to me, too, believe me, 1225 01:31:09,136 --> 01:31:10,721 but, uh, it was only an hour. 1226 01:31:11,930 --> 01:31:15,933 It was all manufactured, the space, the passage of time, 1227 01:31:15,934 --> 01:31:17,561 like a video game. 1228 01:31:18,187 --> 01:31:21,106 For example, your son, he hasn't even been born yet. 1229 01:31:21,523 --> 01:31:24,234 And obviously, you didn't smash my face in, right? 1230 01:31:25,277 --> 01:31:27,528 Yes, you were struggling to break through the ranks 1231 01:31:27,529 --> 01:31:29,823 of middle management, stuck at level eight. 1232 01:31:30,699 --> 01:31:33,869 But watching you in there, Mallard realized something. 1233 01:31:35,329 --> 01:31:36,787 You weren't struggling 'cause you weren't good enough. 1234 01:31:36,788 --> 01:31:40,124 You're too good, you know. Slow it down. 1235 01:31:40,125 --> 01:31:42,877 No, you just weren't being challenged, 1236 01:31:42,878 --> 01:31:45,964 so... we threw some challenges your way. 1237 01:31:46,882 --> 01:31:48,299 And look at this. 1238 01:31:48,300 --> 01:31:50,511 Boom, your productivity spiked. 1239 01:31:51,011 --> 01:31:52,803 Your leadership was off the charts, 1240 01:31:52,804 --> 01:31:56,641 uh, creativity, ingenuity, that little coup you staged. 1241 01:31:56,642 --> 01:31:57,809 That's big stuff. 1242 01:31:58,227 --> 01:32:00,019 I mean, you showed a willingness to fight. 1243 01:32:00,020 --> 01:32:01,855 You're an outside-the-box thinker, Joe. 1244 01:32:03,398 --> 01:32:05,234 Leadership material. 1245 01:32:06,818 --> 01:32:09,863 Oh, and I know I said that Mallard was watching you the whole time. 1246 01:32:10,322 --> 01:32:11,406 It's more like, 1247 01:32:12,533 --> 01:32:15,285 Mallard was inside your head. 1248 01:32:29,258 --> 01:32:30,926 Oh! Noon o'clock. 1249 01:32:31,677 --> 01:32:33,220 Time to check out your new office. 1250 01:32:33,929 --> 01:32:35,513 Come on, buddy. 1251 01:32:51,530 --> 01:32:53,907 The Mallard corporate ranks are endless. 1252 01:32:54,825 --> 01:32:57,369 Most days, it feels like you could keep climbing forever. 1253 01:32:58,912 --> 01:33:01,373 Now, this is us, floor 66, management. 1254 01:33:07,671 --> 01:33:09,548 Probably never been this high before, huh? 1255 01:33:11,300 --> 01:33:12,509 It's a lot to take in. 1256 01:33:13,510 --> 01:33:14,511 Yeah. 1257 01:33:15,762 --> 01:33:17,389 Somehow the-the air is, 1258 01:33:17,848 --> 01:33:18,890 I don't know, different up here. 1259 01:33:18,891 --> 01:33:21,226 It's... better, you know? 1260 01:33:34,573 --> 01:33:35,740 I know how it feels. 1261 01:33:35,741 --> 01:33:37,576 You give years to Mallard, 1262 01:33:38,160 --> 01:33:40,454 start having dreams at night you're still at work. 1263 01:33:41,747 --> 01:33:44,540 Stock goes up, company gets bigger, and you start to wonder, 1264 01:33:44,541 --> 01:33:46,626 "Does anyone here even know I'm alive?" 1265 01:33:46,627 --> 01:33:48,045 Well, I do. 1266 01:33:49,004 --> 01:33:51,798 Mallard does, and now you're being rewarded. 1267 01:33:54,760 --> 01:33:56,094 Come on, this way. 1268 01:34:11,401 --> 01:34:12,401 Hey, Mallard. 1269 01:34:12,402 --> 01:34:13,986 Yes, Johnny? 1270 01:34:13,987 --> 01:34:15,072 Look who's here. 1271 01:34:15,531 --> 01:34:17,324 Welcome to upper management, Joe. 1272 01:34:17,950 --> 01:34:19,826 We look forward to your continued improvement. 1273 01:34:20,369 --> 01:34:21,495 Have a great day. 1274 01:34:23,247 --> 01:34:24,540 Isn't she the best? 1275 01:34:35,259 --> 01:34:37,176 You no longer fit our corporate culture. 1276 01:34:37,177 --> 01:34:38,537 - Good luck, Joe. - Fuck you! 1277 01:34:42,766 --> 01:34:44,434 Welcome to your new home. 1278 01:34:52,150 --> 01:34:54,278 We found this in your data and loaded it up. 1279 01:34:54,695 --> 01:34:56,988 Thought we'd make your home screen feel like home. 1280 01:34:56,989 --> 01:34:58,739 Your tablet is loaded up with training videos. 1281 01:34:58,740 --> 01:35:01,784 You have till 7:00 p.m. to watch your quota of 10 videos. 1282 01:35:01,785 --> 01:35:03,829 Cafeteria's open if you need to stay late. 1283 01:35:04,580 --> 01:35:06,372 Mallard makes a hell of a bologna. 1284 01:35:08,584 --> 01:35:10,918 I'll be sending over your perk package, housing upgrade, 1285 01:35:10,919 --> 01:35:13,547 vehicle upgrade, bonus structure. 1286 01:35:14,006 --> 01:35:15,841 Oh, and one more thing. 1287 01:35:16,884 --> 01:35:18,301 Your standard NDA. 1288 01:35:18,302 --> 01:35:20,928 Discussing the nature of Mallard's proprietary career training 1289 01:35:20,929 --> 01:35:22,889 will lead to an immediate termination. 1290 01:35:22,890 --> 01:35:25,224 Can't tell your coworkers, superiors, 1291 01:35:25,225 --> 01:35:27,603 underlings, mom, wife, priest, nobody. 1292 01:35:28,103 --> 01:35:30,980 We wouldn't wanna undermine the effectiveness of the simulation. 1293 01:35:30,981 --> 01:35:32,149 Understood? 1294 01:35:33,734 --> 01:35:35,401 What am I saying? Of course, you understand. 1295 01:35:35,402 --> 01:35:37,070 You're a Mallard man. 1296 01:35:39,615 --> 01:35:40,866 Sign right here. 1297 01:35:53,795 --> 01:35:54,795 Do it, Joe. 1298 01:35:54,796 --> 01:35:56,088 Took everything! 1299 01:36:10,896 --> 01:36:12,356 Congratulations, Joe. 1300 01:36:12,940 --> 01:36:14,942 Mallard truly is your company 1301 01:36:16,235 --> 01:36:17,318 for life. 1302 01:37:34,563 --> 01:37:35,564 Mallard, 1303 01:37:36,857 --> 01:37:38,150 call Kate. 1304 01:37:38,567 --> 01:37:40,235 Calling Kate Stevens. 1305 01:37:44,990 --> 01:37:46,407 A midday call? 1306 01:37:46,408 --> 01:37:47,743 Who died? 1307 01:37:50,579 --> 01:37:51,663 Joe? 1308 01:37:52,414 --> 01:37:53,706 Baby, are you there? 1309 01:37:53,707 --> 01:37:54,791 Um... 1310 01:37:56,502 --> 01:37:57,503 Babe. 1311 01:37:58,670 --> 01:37:59,922 Yeah, I'm here. 1312 01:38:01,340 --> 01:38:02,633 I-I just, um... 1313 01:38:04,259 --> 01:38:06,540 First of all, I just wanted to hear your voice. 1314 01:38:07,262 --> 01:38:08,597 And, um, 1315 01:38:10,265 --> 01:38:12,225 call you and tell you I love you. 1316 01:38:13,685 --> 01:38:15,311 Ten years you've been at this job, 1317 01:38:15,312 --> 01:38:17,314 and you have never called me during work. 1318 01:38:18,023 --> 01:38:19,358 I just, um... 1319 01:38:20,734 --> 01:38:21,902 I don't know. 1320 01:38:25,113 --> 01:38:26,323 I just miss you. 1321 01:38:29,535 --> 01:38:32,538 I've, uh, had a... I've had a very, um, 1322 01:38:36,625 --> 01:38:38,752 long and interesting day. 1323 01:38:40,838 --> 01:38:42,005 Oh, hold on, hold on. 1324 01:38:43,173 --> 01:38:45,258 Oh, my goodness, JJ's kicking. 1325 01:38:46,969 --> 01:38:49,095 He recognizes your voice. 1326 01:38:49,096 --> 01:38:51,223 Oh, that's so sweet. 1327 01:38:55,644 --> 01:38:58,479 Look, um, I'll be home late tonight. 1328 01:38:58,480 --> 01:39:00,315 I'm working a little late, okay? 1329 01:39:00,649 --> 01:39:01,733 Again? 1330 01:39:04,736 --> 01:39:06,280 This time it's-it's... 1331 01:39:08,574 --> 01:39:09,740 This time it's different. 1332 01:39:09,741 --> 01:39:11,368 Joe. 1333 01:39:13,745 --> 01:39:15,956 Can you, can you do me a favor and-and, um, 1334 01:39:19,209 --> 01:39:20,794 put the, put the phone to your belly? 1335 01:39:23,881 --> 01:39:25,257 Hey, JJ. 1336 01:39:28,093 --> 01:39:29,469 Can't wait to meet you. 1337 01:39:32,222 --> 01:39:34,390 All right, baby, I'll call you... I-I'll see you later. 1338 01:39:34,391 --> 01:39:35,892 I-I'll be home later, okay? 1339 01:39:35,893 --> 01:39:37,936 Okay. I love you. 1340 01:39:38,145 --> 01:39:39,145 Love you. 1341 01:40:07,174 --> 01:40:09,468 I will be a father to my son. 1342 01:40:10,052 --> 01:40:12,638 I will be a father to my son. 1343 01:40:13,347 --> 01:40:15,891 I will be a father to my son. 1344 01:40:18,685 --> 01:40:20,646 your company for life. 1345 01:40:24,691 --> 01:40:26,193 I'm gonna burn 1346 01:40:26,902 --> 01:40:28,694 this motherfucker down. 1347 01:41:57,284 --> 01:41:59,911 We hope your journey through tonight's feature presentation 1348 01:41:59,912 --> 01:42:02,455 has been both enjoyable and enlightening. 1349 01:42:02,456 --> 01:42:06,209 We trust you were stirred to evaluate and conquer your personal quotas 1350 01:42:06,210 --> 01:42:09,463 today, tomorrow, and into the future. 1351 01:42:10,380 --> 01:42:13,967 Mallard, your company for life. 96870