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{\an7}{Om Alec Khaoli's "Say You Love Me" plays}
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♫ ♫
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It was irresponsible.
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- Irresponsible?
- Absolutely.
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They spent what?
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A trillion dollars plus countless man hours,
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not to mention political capital,
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trying to get one dude back from Mars.
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- Political capital?
- It united the world.
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Yeah, for a hot second, but what if they failed?
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Everyone would have been like, um, excuse me,
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you know there are people dying here, right?
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People are always dying on Earth.
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You can't change that.
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But if you get the opportunity
to bring back Matt Damon--
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No, screw Matt Damon.
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That's just harsh.
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Dude, it costs an average
of $1,200 to save a life.
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12--what?
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When you give money to charity--
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the ones that are actually gonna save lives
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are the ones that clean water and give out
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medicine and stuff, right?
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Matt Damon's charity literally cleans water.
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So when you factor in administrative costs,
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and how many people would
actually die without help,
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that works out to 1,200 bucks per life.
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Okay, so what you're saying
is, you take a trillion
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and divided by 1,200 and you can save
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833 million people's lives on Earth?
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You just do that math right now?
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I'm wicked smart.
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I know, it's just, you look like so dumb.
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Okay.
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Checkmate.
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- Dang.
- Boom.
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Okay.
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♫ ♫
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You really don't think
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they're sending anybody to save us?
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I mean...
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I'm sure they're doing what they can.
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Within reason.
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Benson would probably take your side.
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Yeah, well, Benson went crazy.
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- Play again?
- You wanna lose again?
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I just don't think we should wait around
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to be saved, you know?
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We gotta save ourselves.
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Or accept the inevitability of our fates.
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One of the two.
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Two of the three.
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- Three of the four.
- Comme ci, comme ça.
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♫ Girl, it feels so good ♫
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♫ To know you're mine ♫
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♫ ♫
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♫ You've got the love that keeps me going ♫
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♫ Forever and ever ♫
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♫ You've got the love ♫
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♫ You've got the love that keeps me going ♫
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♫ Forever and ever ♫
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♫ ♫
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- Come on! Come on!
- Come on! Come on!
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You might as well give up now.
I'm clearly dominating you.
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I'll dominate your face!
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♫ ♫
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Yes.
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Wait, two?
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Don't you only have, like, ten left?
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Yeah, I know, but...
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my blueberry and marijuana hybrid won't flower,
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so blowing off some steam.
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Well, go nuts, kid.
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But don't pop and drive.
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Pew.
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♫ ♫
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Morning.
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Your mama called!
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She said she doesn't miss you
and you're gonna lose.
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Oh. Your mama called.
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And she said she's your sister,
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you smell like poop, and you're gonna lose.
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My mom is my sister?
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♫ ♫
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Come on, we gon' watch a movie.
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Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on.
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- Okay.
- Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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- "Die Hard."
- "Casablanca."
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- "Die Hard."
- "Casablanca." Come on.
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"Casablanca" is the best love story ever.
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Blargh.
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I want Hans Gruber.
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Why would you do that?
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Hans Gruber.
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Okay.
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"Sense and Sensibility."
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It's Hans Gruber in a love story.
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Come on.
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- Okay.
- Boom. Look at that.
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Get comfortable.
This is kinda great.
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♫ ♫
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Hey, girl.
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Error. Comms fail.
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Please contact your nearest NASA representative.
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Hello.
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Earth?
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{\an7}{Frank McComb's "White Line in the Sky" plays}
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It's your girl DJ J-J-Jane.
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Coming to you live from outer space.
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And we've got a sick lineup for you all,
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so buckle up and enjoy the ride.
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Navigation failed.
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♫ I wanna be ♫
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♫ As free as that white line in the sky ♫
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♫ You can stay ♫
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♫ In these last evil days if you want to ♫
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You ready?
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Dur.
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Well, have you tried the
raspberries or the blackberry?
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Yes, I've tried everything.
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But the blueberry is the one
that's most genetically in line
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with the marijuana plant, so it should work.
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Well, I believe in you.
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You'll figure it out.
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Thanks, Mom.
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- All right.
- What's the verdict?
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Oh, you're gonna see.
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Oh, no.
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No, not the cowboy hat.
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Can you at least play Dolly?
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Not gonna happen.
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When you played Bieber, I didn't say anything.
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It's my turn, and I wanna two-step.
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We can two-step, that is fine,
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but could we do it to something
less soul suckingly awful?
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- No.
- Please?
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Come on, I'm sure you have something in there
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that's actually good.
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Okay.
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{\an7}{Stirling March's "Under Cover Lover" plays}
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Oh.
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Ooh.
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Yeah.
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- Oh.
- Now you go forward.
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Bring it back.
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Then it's one, two, three, jump rope.
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- That's cute.
- Then you turn.
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- You did this lots, right?
- Yeah.
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One, two, three, then you jump.
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- Hey.
- Okay, okay.
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- Turn. Oh.
- Oh.
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Okay.
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both:
Oh!
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- Uh, uh, uh, ah!
- Hey.
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Ha, ha, ha, turn.
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♫ An old-fashioned girl ♫
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♫ But her style was hard to beat ♫
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Hey! Oh-ho-ho-ho!
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Clap. Oh, oh, oh, bang!
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Give me that snake.
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both:
Oh. Oh.
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Pause. Get it. Get it.
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Whoo! Ah.
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There it is. There it is.
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Go back, go back.
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♫ Under cover lover, baby ♫
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Mm. Mm.
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- Oh.
- Oh, we're turning.
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Mm. Mm.
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So...
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I need to call you out on something.
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Okay.
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I was walking through the greenhouse this morning,
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and I stepped in some milky goop.
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- Oh.
- My bad.
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- Dude.
- What?
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I thought I cleaned it all up.
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That's where our food grows.
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That's where the girls sleep.
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Oh, my God, were they...
Watching you?
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They're chickens.
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- Ew.
- All right.
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That's enough slut shaming.
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I am not shaming you.
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Masturbation is, like, super healthy.
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But I keep it in my room
because I'm not a dirty ho.
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Dirty ho?
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Maybe we should do it.
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Do what?
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It.
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- What?
- What?
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What? I'm serious.
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Oh, man. He's lost it.
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Look, in case you haven't noticed,
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we're doomed to spend the
rest of our miserable lives
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floating around on this ship.
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So it would be crazy for us not to bang, right?
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Well, when you put it like that.
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So you're in?
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- No.
- Why not?
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Look, first of all,
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I don't need a reason not to sleep with you.
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I need a reason to have sex with you.
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Uh, floating through space.
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Uh, boredom.
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The fact that, other than Benson,
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I'm your only viable option.
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See, I can think of three excellent reasons
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right off the top of my head why we shouldn't,
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as you put it so romantically, bang.
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- Oh.
- Okay.
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Well, moment of clarification.
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I'm not talking about romance, okay?
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This is completely void of emotion.
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All right?
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This is all about us
using sex as a stress reliever.
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Oh, no, I get it.
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Okay, so what are your three great--
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Ow! Oh.
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- Sorry. No, actually--
- Are you okay?
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It's nothing. Yeah.
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- What were you saying?
- What happened?
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It's really--it's just a little scratch.
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Ah!
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That's not a scratch.
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It was just the freaking tool cart.
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Look, you need some antibiotics.
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No, we only have one course left.
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I am not using it on this little cut.
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Well, what if the infection spreads?
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People don't die from little cuts.
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Yeah, because they use antibiotics.
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It's fine.
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So you were saying?
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What?
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You were saying why we
shouldn't do sex on each other.
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Oh.
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Well, number one, I'm not attracted to you.
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That's an argument for, not against.
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How?
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Because if we were attracted to each other,
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then "banging" could possibly turn into something
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and it would get messy.
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- Super messy.
- Right.
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So the fact that you're not attracted to me
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is a benefit because we don't have to worry
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about getting messy.
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Quick pinch.
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Ow!
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So wait.
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You are not attracted to me, either?
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Absolutely not.
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Okay.
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- Do you want me to be?
- No.
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Obviously, not.
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I'm just surprised this is the first time
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us "banging" has occurred to you.
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I didn't say that.
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You've never thought about it?
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I mean, you have the only
penis for a million miles.
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See?
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There you go.
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So let's keep this dry and clean.
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And if it starts to hurt, you let me know ASAP.
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Okay?
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Yep.
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So was this a debate, or are
you making a formal proposal?
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Ah, it's a debate.
271
00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:53,690
Unless I'm convincing you,
272
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then we definitely should do it.
273
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My point still stands.
274
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How so?
275
00:15:00,030 --> 00:15:02,323
Well, we're not attracted now,
276
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but if we started having sex,
277
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even if we just said it was "banging,"
278
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our hormones would eventually take over
279
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and we would emotionally attach.
280
00:15:11,249 --> 00:15:14,377
And when you say attach, you mean fall in love?
281
00:15:14,419 --> 00:15:16,087
Sure.
282
00:15:16,129 --> 00:15:18,673
That's the whole reason why
arranged marriages work.
283
00:15:18,715 --> 00:15:20,383
Maybe you think the other person's gross
284
00:15:20,425 --> 00:15:22,886
when you meet them, but your
brain knows you're stuck.
285
00:15:22,927 --> 00:15:24,387
Biology takes over.
286
00:15:24,429 --> 00:15:25,972
You're such a romantic.
287
00:15:26,014 --> 00:15:27,724
Dude, it's science.
You are a scientist.
288
00:15:27,766 --> 00:15:29,851
Yeah, and as a scientist, I can point out
289
00:15:29,893 --> 00:15:32,354
all sorts of evolutionary benefits
290
00:15:32,395 --> 00:15:34,147
to emotional connection.
291
00:15:34,189 --> 00:15:37,317
But that doesn't mean I think
love is a chemical reaction.
292
00:15:37,359 --> 00:15:39,486
No, not at all.
293
00:15:39,527 --> 00:15:41,071
People are meant to be together.
294
00:15:41,112 --> 00:15:43,948
And it has nothing to do with
scent or a primal instinct
295
00:15:43,990 --> 00:15:49,037
or unavoidable circumstances, it's just...
296
00:15:49,079 --> 00:15:53,291
I don't know, they just, like,
belong together, you know?
297
00:15:55,210 --> 00:15:57,379
- Oh, sorry.
- Is this--is this on?
298
00:15:57,420 --> 00:15:58,588
Okay.
299
00:15:58,630 --> 00:16:00,090
Lame.
300
00:16:00,131 --> 00:16:01,216
Can I get a lame?
301
00:16:01,257 --> 00:16:04,678
Uh, yes, because we are all just robots.
302
00:16:04,719 --> 00:16:06,388
Yeah, and by your logic, it doesn't matter
303
00:16:06,429 --> 00:16:10,266
if we have sex or not, because we're emotionally
304
00:16:10,308 --> 00:16:13,728
attached anyhow, because our
monkey brains will tell us
305
00:16:13,770 --> 00:16:15,438
that's our best chance at survival.
306
00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:19,025
Or one of us kills the other to gain full control
307
00:16:19,067 --> 00:16:21,403
over our limited resources.
308
00:16:24,698 --> 00:16:26,324
What's number two?
309
00:16:26,366 --> 00:16:28,618
Reason number two.
310
00:16:28,660 --> 00:16:30,036
We're both married.
311
00:16:34,916 --> 00:16:37,001
Like I was saying, I don't
see what the problem is.
312
00:16:37,043 --> 00:16:39,212
You don't think the fact that we're both married
313
00:16:39,254 --> 00:16:41,256
should have an impact
on whether we sleep together?
314
00:16:41,297 --> 00:16:42,799
I mean, granted, I haven't read
315
00:16:42,841 --> 00:16:44,259
my marriage license in a while,
316
00:16:44,300 --> 00:16:46,928
but I'm sure being adrift in space
317
00:16:46,970 --> 00:16:49,472
with no hope of rescue gives you a hall pass.
318
00:16:49,514 --> 00:16:53,351
Okay, first of all, there's
not no possibility of rescue.
319
00:16:53,393 --> 00:16:56,980
We literally talked about this yesterday.
320
00:16:57,022 --> 00:16:59,649
That was two weeks ago.
321
00:16:59,691 --> 00:17:01,735
- Really?
- Yeah.
322
00:17:01,776 --> 00:17:03,778
Man, time out here is whacked.
323
00:17:03,820 --> 00:17:06,322
Look, maybe we don't get saved,
324
00:17:06,364 --> 00:17:08,950
but I, for one, still think we can fix this.
325
00:17:08,992 --> 00:17:11,244
Ah, how's that working out for you?
326
00:17:11,286 --> 00:17:12,787
You know, I'm so glad you asked,
327
00:17:12,829 --> 00:17:15,373
because it would be better if someone helped.
328
00:17:15,415 --> 00:17:17,542
There are hundreds of wires over there.
329
00:17:17,584 --> 00:17:20,545
That means there's billions
of possible combinations.
330
00:17:20,587 --> 00:17:23,465
It's a waste of time.
331
00:17:23,506 --> 00:17:26,176
What else am I supposed to be doing?
332
00:17:28,636 --> 00:17:30,680
Okay. You have a hall pass.
333
00:17:30,722 --> 00:17:32,223
I don't want one.
334
00:17:32,265 --> 00:17:35,185
What, because your brain
chemically reacts with Todd's?
335
00:17:35,226 --> 00:17:37,896
Tom and I have been together since college
336
00:17:37,937 --> 00:17:39,856
and we are very committed to each other.
337
00:17:39,898 --> 00:17:43,902
And how much of that time did
you spend deployed or in space?
338
00:17:43,943 --> 00:17:46,946
What has that got to do with anything?
339
00:17:46,988 --> 00:17:48,531
I had a job to do.
340
00:17:48,573 --> 00:17:50,742
Okay. All right. Sorry.
341
00:17:53,161 --> 00:17:56,790
And are you seriously going
to claim to love Atlanta...
342
00:17:56,831 --> 00:17:58,041
Savannah.
343
00:17:58,083 --> 00:17:59,667
More than I love Tom, while you are
344
00:17:59,709 --> 00:18:01,336
begging me to cheat with you?
345
00:18:01,378 --> 00:18:03,463
I'm not begging you to do anything.
346
00:18:03,505 --> 00:18:05,840
This is a debate between friends to pass time.
347
00:18:05,882 --> 00:18:12,847
♫ ♫
348
00:18:12,889 --> 00:18:14,057
Okay, flip them.
349
00:18:14,099 --> 00:18:16,726
- Both?
- Yep.
350
00:18:16,768 --> 00:18:19,854
All right.
351
00:18:22,482 --> 00:18:25,777
Testing navigation.
352
00:18:25,819 --> 00:18:28,363
Error. Navigation failed.
353
00:18:28,405 --> 00:18:29,364
Test fail.
354
00:18:33,284 --> 00:18:35,745
Testing comms.
355
00:18:35,787 --> 00:18:37,247
Error.
356
00:18:37,288 --> 00:18:40,208
Please contact your nearest NASA representative.
357
00:18:40,250 --> 00:18:41,876
Test fail.
358
00:18:41,918 --> 00:18:43,086
Mm.
359
00:18:46,089 --> 00:18:49,426
Why didn't they just label these goddamn wires?
360
00:18:51,845 --> 00:18:54,014
- How's your cut doing?
- It's fine.
361
00:18:56,891 --> 00:18:58,435
You know what you wanna watch tonight?
362
00:18:59,686 --> 00:19:02,230
I don't know.
Something upbeat?
363
00:19:02,272 --> 00:19:04,315
- "Princess Bride"?
- Ugh.
364
00:19:04,357 --> 00:19:05,775
Huh? What?
365
00:19:05,817 --> 00:19:06,943
I've watched it, like, a thousand times.
366
00:19:06,985 --> 00:19:09,112
- Well, let's watch it 1,001.
- It works.
367
00:19:09,154 --> 00:19:11,698
Plus you always spend the whole next day all...
368
00:19:11,740 --> 00:19:14,409
Hello.
My name is Inigo Montoya.
369
00:19:14,451 --> 00:19:18,705
You killed my father.
Prepare to die.
370
00:19:20,290 --> 00:19:22,500
I'm really not seeing the problem here.
371
00:19:22,542 --> 00:19:26,546
Can we please just try something different?
372
00:19:26,588 --> 00:19:29,716
I have, like, ten movies
we haven't watched at all yet.
373
00:19:29,758 --> 00:19:30,967
Okay, all right. Okay.
374
00:19:31,009 --> 00:19:33,887
Great. Thank you.
375
00:19:36,431 --> 00:19:39,392
Ooh, "Alien"?
376
00:19:39,434 --> 00:19:40,852
Never seen it.
377
00:19:42,729 --> 00:19:43,980
You have never seen "Alien"?
378
00:19:44,022 --> 00:19:45,523
I've never seen it, no.
379
00:19:45,565 --> 00:19:52,072
Bro, you are in for a serious treat.
380
00:19:52,113 --> 00:19:53,698
Oh, my God.
381
00:19:53,740 --> 00:19:55,492
Sweet. Okay.
382
00:20:01,873 --> 00:20:03,208
Oh, Sigourney Weaver.
383
00:20:03,249 --> 00:20:04,501
I know.
384
00:20:13,468 --> 00:20:15,970
Why the hell did we watch that movie?
385
00:20:21,434 --> 00:20:23,311
Can you walk me to the bathroom?
386
00:20:24,688 --> 00:20:26,398
Yeah. Okay, sure.
387
00:20:33,446 --> 00:20:38,284
♫ ♫
388
00:20:38,326 --> 00:20:39,703
Hey.
389
00:20:39,744 --> 00:20:41,496
Ha?
390
00:20:41,538 --> 00:20:43,456
What are you doing?
391
00:20:43,498 --> 00:20:46,584
- Sleeping.
- You didn't hear me call you?
392
00:20:46,626 --> 00:20:48,962
I'm scared.
393
00:20:49,003 --> 00:20:51,881
And I don't think the girls can protect me,
394
00:20:51,923 --> 00:20:55,010
so I think I'ma just sleep in here?
395
00:20:55,051 --> 00:20:57,470
Whatever. Just stop talking.
396
00:20:57,512 --> 00:20:58,972
Okay.
397
00:21:04,728 --> 00:21:06,604
Use this.
398
00:21:06,646 --> 00:21:11,234
Make a wall, your side.
399
00:21:11,276 --> 00:21:13,028
Not doing anything.
400
00:21:15,739 --> 00:21:16,656
Oh.
401
00:21:23,872 --> 00:21:25,457
Good morning, Jane.
402
00:21:25,498 --> 00:21:28,501
It's day 1,022.
403
00:21:38,636 --> 00:21:43,600
♫ ♫
404
00:21:43,641 --> 00:21:44,893
Oh.
405
00:21:44,934 --> 00:21:47,062
Hi.
406
00:21:47,103 --> 00:21:49,689
Hi.
407
00:21:49,731 --> 00:21:52,150
So those squishy round thingamabobs
408
00:21:52,192 --> 00:21:54,110
that were pressed against my chest, I guess--
409
00:21:54,152 --> 00:21:56,112
Yeah, yep, my boobs.
410
00:21:58,156 --> 00:22:01,868
Um, when you came in, I may have forgotten
411
00:22:01,910 --> 00:22:05,622
my general lack of clothing.
412
00:22:05,663 --> 00:22:06,581
Yeah.
413
00:22:11,044 --> 00:22:14,839
Are you feeling better after--
414
00:22:14,881 --> 00:22:17,467
Oh, stop it.
415
00:22:17,509 --> 00:22:19,761
I'm fine.
416
00:22:19,803 --> 00:22:21,096
Well...
417
00:22:26,267 --> 00:22:28,853
- Get out of here.
- Right. Thanks.
418
00:22:30,021 --> 00:22:32,315
Chickies, Gertie.
419
00:22:35,527 --> 00:22:42,450
♫ ♫
420
00:22:46,621 --> 00:22:48,665
All right. Now sit.
421
00:22:48,707 --> 00:22:49,624
Sit.
422
00:22:58,883 --> 00:23:01,970
♫ ♫
423
00:23:02,012 --> 00:23:04,681
One, two, go get!
424
00:23:06,099 --> 00:23:07,100
Come on.
425
00:23:07,142 --> 00:23:14,232
♫ ♫
426
00:23:21,573 --> 00:23:23,783
So I've been thinking about the other morning.
427
00:23:23,825 --> 00:23:26,828
How you squished your boobs against me.
428
00:23:26,870 --> 00:23:28,997
- Yeah.
- Okay.
429
00:23:29,039 --> 00:23:31,624
It was pretty great, right?
430
00:23:31,666 --> 00:23:32,625
Okay.
431
00:23:32,667 --> 00:23:33,710
Come on, let me look at your leg.
432
00:23:33,752 --> 00:23:34,794
Come on.
433
00:23:37,005 --> 00:23:38,631
- Look at that.
- Told you.
434
00:23:38,673 --> 00:23:39,924
Yeah.
435
00:23:39,966 --> 00:23:42,302
It's 'cause of my mad hydrogen peroxide skills.
436
00:23:42,344 --> 00:23:45,180
So, like, from a mental health perspective,
437
00:23:45,221 --> 00:23:48,350
skin on skin contact is crazy good for you.
438
00:23:48,391 --> 00:23:51,102
Increased serotonin and dopamine and oxytocin,
439
00:23:51,144 --> 00:23:53,104
lowered blood pressure.
440
00:23:53,146 --> 00:23:55,273
Is this your excessively clinical way
441
00:23:55,315 --> 00:23:57,984
of telling me you wanna naked cuddle more?
442
00:23:58,026 --> 00:24:00,487
Well, I mean--
443
00:24:00,528 --> 00:24:01,863
What are your thoughts?
444
00:24:01,905 --> 00:24:04,449
Well, I'm just surprised that you're so willing
445
00:24:04,491 --> 00:24:06,326
to cede the moral high ground.
446
00:24:06,368 --> 00:24:09,496
- Moral high ground?
- It's a mental health issue.
447
00:24:09,537 --> 00:24:13,124
For you, but it's a stress relief issue for me.
448
00:24:13,166 --> 00:24:16,503
So if we get to cuddle naked, then I--
449
00:24:16,544 --> 00:24:19,964
So, like, cuddling is on the
same sliding scale as banging?
450
00:24:20,006 --> 00:24:21,257
I'm glad you agree.
451
00:24:21,299 --> 00:24:22,592
So we shouldn't do either?
452
00:24:22,634 --> 00:24:25,595
That's not where I expected that to go.
453
00:24:25,637 --> 00:24:26,596
Sorry.
454
00:24:28,223 --> 00:24:29,724
Shall we?
455
00:24:41,236 --> 00:24:48,368
♫ ♫
456
00:24:58,253 --> 00:25:05,385
♫ ♫
457
00:26:01,107 --> 00:26:04,069
We haven't discussed reason number three.
458
00:26:04,110 --> 00:26:05,862
What's three?
459
00:26:05,904 --> 00:26:07,280
You could knock me up.
460
00:26:12,369 --> 00:26:14,204
So you don't have birth control?
461
00:26:14,245 --> 00:26:18,083
Well, I had an IUD, but it
was giving me weird cramps,
462
00:26:18,124 --> 00:26:21,336
so Benson removed it from me
463
00:26:21,378 --> 00:26:23,129
before the, you know...
464
00:26:23,171 --> 00:26:25,965
- both: The crazy.
- Yeah.
465
00:26:26,007 --> 00:26:28,885
There's no condoms or Plan B in Medical?
466
00:26:28,927 --> 00:26:31,304
Amazingly, the government didn't send
467
00:26:31,346 --> 00:26:33,515
three married astronauts into space
468
00:26:33,556 --> 00:26:35,850
with a supply of condoms.
469
00:26:35,892 --> 00:26:37,310
Bad planning.
470
00:26:37,352 --> 00:26:41,898
No, it's like the gray wire
situation all over again.
471
00:26:41,940 --> 00:26:42,899
Totally.
472
00:26:47,112 --> 00:26:49,614
Let's just say, like, for argument's sake,
473
00:26:49,656 --> 00:26:52,325
you did get knocked up,
474
00:26:52,367 --> 00:26:54,577
would it be that bad?
475
00:26:54,619 --> 00:26:56,413
I said for argument's sake.
476
00:26:58,790 --> 00:27:03,128
You want to raise a child adrift in space?
477
00:27:03,169 --> 00:27:05,463
It's beautiful out here.
478
00:27:05,505 --> 00:27:07,757
All of our life support and food sources
479
00:27:07,799 --> 00:27:10,844
are self-sustainable.
We have movies.
480
00:27:10,885 --> 00:27:13,596
What kid doesn't like space?
481
00:27:13,638 --> 00:27:15,807
So you're losing your mind.
482
00:27:18,643 --> 00:27:23,690
I didn't wanna say it, but it should be mentioned.
483
00:27:23,732 --> 00:27:25,692
As long as we've been out here
with all the radiation,
484
00:27:25,734 --> 00:27:27,944
you're probably sterile anyway.
485
00:27:31,781 --> 00:27:34,075
What?
486
00:27:36,202 --> 00:27:39,622
You're such a jerk.
487
00:27:39,664 --> 00:27:41,791
I told you I didn't wanna say it!
488
00:27:41,833 --> 00:27:44,419
I mean, can you believe it?
489
00:27:44,461 --> 00:27:46,421
All the man can think about is sex.
490
00:27:46,463 --> 00:27:49,132
And before you say anything, yes, obviously,
491
00:27:49,174 --> 00:27:50,967
I think about it too.
492
00:27:51,009 --> 00:27:53,845
Did I turn four different
electric drills into vibrators?
493
00:27:57,390 --> 00:27:59,309
That was more about innovation.
494
00:28:04,147 --> 00:28:07,150
You've gotta be rational about it, you know?
495
00:28:07,192 --> 00:28:11,488
He's like my big brother and my little sister.
496
00:28:11,529 --> 00:28:13,782
Yo, and he's kind of like my dog.
497
00:28:15,116 --> 00:28:16,576
Am I really supposed to believe
498
00:28:16,618 --> 00:28:18,495
that he's not into this?
499
00:28:18,536 --> 00:28:20,455
Really? Come on.
500
00:28:20,497 --> 00:28:24,209
And all these quote, unquote,
"reasons" she's throwing out
501
00:28:24,250 --> 00:28:27,003
is complete BS.
502
00:28:27,045 --> 00:28:28,797
And even if we did make it home,
503
00:28:28,838 --> 00:28:31,758
which we're not, by the way...
504
00:28:33,885 --> 00:28:36,763
There's no way Savannah wouldn't understand that.
505
00:28:40,058 --> 00:28:42,602
Yeah, I think about it every day.
506
00:28:42,644 --> 00:28:44,145
Work is good.
507
00:28:44,187 --> 00:28:46,064
Not to brag, but I am kind of rocking
508
00:28:46,106 --> 00:28:47,482
this whole mayor thing.
509
00:28:47,524 --> 00:28:49,192
I got the funding for the universal lunch program,
510
00:28:49,234 --> 00:28:51,403
so yay.
511
00:28:54,155 --> 00:28:57,659
I don't like that I'm living without you,
512
00:28:57,701 --> 00:28:59,035
but I'm proud of you.
513
00:28:59,077 --> 00:29:01,121
I'm proud of you, and I'm proud of me.
514
00:29:03,248 --> 00:29:05,792
Oh, and I may have killed
that fern in the kitchen,
515
00:29:05,834 --> 00:29:08,378
so you should probably get back
516
00:29:08,420 --> 00:29:09,629
because you're the only one
517
00:29:09,671 --> 00:29:12,257
with the green thumb around here.
518
00:29:12,298 --> 00:29:14,092
Even the plants miss you.
519
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:19,848
I'd be devastated if she waited for me.
520
00:29:21,933 --> 00:29:24,102
She deserves better than that.
521
00:29:29,107 --> 00:29:32,110
- Hi.
- Hey, how's it going up there?
522
00:29:32,152 --> 00:29:35,530
Are you going nuts on that tiny little shuttle?
523
00:29:35,572 --> 00:29:37,073
So many questions.
524
00:29:37,115 --> 00:29:39,617
Tom would love it up here.
525
00:29:39,659 --> 00:29:41,161
Are you kidding me?
526
00:29:41,202 --> 00:29:44,039
Sitting around watching movies every night,
527
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:46,166
it's like his heaven.
528
00:29:46,207 --> 00:29:50,920
I was always like, let's go for a hike,
529
00:29:50,962 --> 00:29:54,299
let's try a new restaurant or take a road trip.
530
00:29:54,341 --> 00:29:58,178
I did screw up the universal remote again,
531
00:29:58,219 --> 00:30:01,556
and now the sound of the TV doesn't work.
532
00:30:01,598 --> 00:30:03,099
That's gonna have to wait.
533
00:30:03,141 --> 00:30:04,851
I think he was hoping this mission
534
00:30:04,893 --> 00:30:06,936
would be, like, my ultimate adventure,
535
00:30:06,978 --> 00:30:12,484
and then I would come home
and finally be able to just...
536
00:30:14,277 --> 00:30:15,820
Be.
537
00:30:15,862 --> 00:30:18,948
All right, I love you,
and I can't wait to see you.
538
00:30:18,990 --> 00:30:21,242
Have a blast.
539
00:30:21,284 --> 00:30:24,037
End of message.
540
00:30:24,079 --> 00:30:26,831
- Hi.
- How's it going up there?
541
00:30:26,873 --> 00:30:29,459
Are you going nuts on that tiny little shuttle?
542
00:30:33,046 --> 00:30:34,673
♫ ♫
543
00:30:34,714 --> 00:30:36,633
My very last Pop-Tart.
544
00:30:36,675 --> 00:30:43,807
♫ ♫
545
00:30:48,561 --> 00:30:49,729
Mmm.
546
00:30:55,276 --> 00:30:59,072
We add that to the list
of things I'll never do again.
547
00:31:07,205 --> 00:31:10,834
If he could see me now...
548
00:31:18,216 --> 00:31:19,175
Shut up.
549
00:31:21,177 --> 00:31:22,762
I need some music.
550
00:31:34,024 --> 00:31:34,983
Uh-oh.
551
00:31:40,071 --> 00:31:40,989
Uh-oh.
552
00:31:45,869 --> 00:31:48,079
Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
553
00:31:56,296 --> 00:31:57,505
-Uh-oh.
554
00:31:57,547 --> 00:31:59,132
No.
555
00:32:10,268 --> 00:32:12,395
♫ ♫
556
00:32:12,437 --> 00:32:13,605
Adam!
557
00:32:13,646 --> 00:32:16,399
- You hurt yourself?
- Um...
558
00:32:16,441 --> 00:32:17,567
it's just so weird.
559
00:32:17,609 --> 00:32:22,030
I can't--my music's not working.
560
00:32:22,072 --> 00:32:22,989
Let me see it.
561
00:32:30,705 --> 00:32:32,582
Oh.
562
00:32:32,624 --> 00:32:34,292
I tried that.
563
00:32:40,131 --> 00:32:41,424
Oh, no.
564
00:32:41,466 --> 00:32:42,759
Don't say that. What?
565
00:32:44,636 --> 00:32:48,890
It says the root file for your music is corrupted.
566
00:32:48,932 --> 00:32:50,225
Okay, well, fix it.
567
00:32:50,266 --> 00:32:53,311
- Well, that was--I mean--
- Fix it.
568
00:32:53,353 --> 00:32:54,312
Okay.
569
00:32:59,442 --> 00:33:00,610
I'm so sorry.
570
00:33:00,652 --> 00:33:01,903
No, no. Come on.
571
00:33:01,945 --> 00:33:03,154
I don't think I can do this.
572
00:33:03,196 --> 00:33:06,282
I can't do this.
I can't do this.
573
00:33:06,324 --> 00:33:09,369
- I still have my music, right?
- You like Sinatra, right?
574
00:33:09,411 --> 00:33:10,662
Garth Brooks?
575
00:33:10,704 --> 00:33:13,581
No, I can't listen to your music.
576
00:33:13,623 --> 00:33:15,834
- Your music sucks!
- No.
577
00:33:15,875 --> 00:33:17,627
I mean, you like Kenny Rogers, right?
578
00:33:17,669 --> 00:33:19,295
- What?
- You like Eminem?
579
00:33:19,337 --> 00:33:22,298
Who's your favorite singer?
580
00:33:22,340 --> 00:33:23,842
Um.
581
00:33:23,883 --> 00:33:25,176
Lionel Richie.
582
00:33:25,218 --> 00:33:26,845
- Lionel Richie.
- Good, good, good, good, good.
583
00:33:26,886 --> 00:33:29,097
What's your favorite Lionel Richie song?
584
00:33:29,139 --> 00:33:32,308
- "All Night Long."
- "All Night Long," okay.
585
00:33:32,350 --> 00:33:33,309
Here we go.
586
00:33:36,646 --> 00:33:38,523
Whoa.
587
00:33:38,565 --> 00:33:39,524
Doesn't work.
588
00:33:39,566 --> 00:33:41,985
♫ Whoa ♫
589
00:33:42,027 --> 00:33:44,988
♫ Well, my friends, the time has come ♫
590
00:33:46,948 --> 00:33:50,452
♫ To raise the roof and have some fun ♫
591
00:33:50,493 --> 00:33:54,122
♫ Throw away your work to be done ♫
592
00:33:54,164 --> 00:33:55,331
Come on.
593
00:33:55,373 --> 00:33:58,752
♫ Let the music play on, play on ♫
594
00:34:00,211 --> 00:34:04,007
♫ Everybody sing, everybody dance ♫
595
00:34:04,049 --> 00:34:06,926
♫ Lose yourself in one romance ♫
596
00:34:06,968 --> 00:34:10,347
♫ We're going to party, karamu ♫
597
00:34:10,388 --> 00:34:13,266
Fiesta forever.
598
00:34:13,308 --> 00:34:16,519
♫ Come on and sing along ♫
599
00:34:16,561 --> 00:34:18,396
both: ♫ All night long ♫
600
00:34:18,438 --> 00:34:20,690
♫ All night, all night ♫
601
00:34:20,732 --> 00:34:23,693
♫ All night long ♫
602
00:34:23,735 --> 00:34:25,362
♫ All night ♫
603
00:34:25,403 --> 00:34:29,115
♫ All night long, all night, all night ♫
604
00:34:29,157 --> 00:34:31,326
♫ All night long ♫
605
00:34:31,368 --> 00:34:34,162
♫ All night, all night ♫
606
00:34:34,204 --> 00:34:35,497
Yeah!
607
00:34:35,538 --> 00:34:38,917
♫ Once you get started, you can't sit down ♫
608
00:34:38,958 --> 00:34:42,921
{\an7}{Lionel Richie's "All Night Long" plays}
609
00:34:42,921 --> 00:34:45,048
My name is Inigo Montoya.
610
00:34:45,090 --> 00:34:47,008
You killed my father.
611
00:34:47,050 --> 00:34:50,387
Prepare to die.
612
00:34:50,428 --> 00:34:54,683
♫ Everyone's dancing their troubles away ♫
613
00:34:54,724 --> 00:34:58,061
♫ ♫
614
00:34:58,103 --> 00:35:03,692
♫ Come join our party, see how we play ♫
615
00:35:03,733 --> 00:35:05,485
You wanna hang?
616
00:35:05,527 --> 00:35:10,407
♫ ♫
617
00:35:10,448 --> 00:35:11,574
Hey!
618
00:35:11,616 --> 00:35:13,410
♫ ♫
619
00:35:13,451 --> 00:35:15,412
You flinched and you're cheating.
620
00:35:15,453 --> 00:35:17,205
♫ Tam bo li de say de moi ya ♫
621
00:35:17,247 --> 00:35:19,082
♫ Yeah, jambo, jambo ♫
622
00:35:19,124 --> 00:35:21,918
♫ Way to parti, oh, we goin' ♫
623
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:23,753
♫ Oh, jamboli ♫
624
00:35:23,795 --> 00:35:25,797
♫ Tam bo li de say de moi ya ♫
625
00:35:25,839 --> 00:35:28,508
This might be your best work yet.
626
00:35:28,550 --> 00:35:30,051
Thank you.
627
00:35:30,093 --> 00:35:32,053
You know what you want?
628
00:35:32,095 --> 00:35:33,304
I don't know.
629
00:35:33,346 --> 00:35:38,101
Just something cool right here.
630
00:35:38,143 --> 00:35:40,645
Who's your favorite, me or Adam?
631
00:35:40,687 --> 00:35:43,481
I know what's the answer.
632
00:35:43,523 --> 00:35:45,025
And I won't tell him.
633
00:35:45,066 --> 00:35:46,484
Okay, I won't tell him.
634
00:35:46,526 --> 00:35:48,028
Are you juggling our eggs?
635
00:35:48,069 --> 00:35:50,864
Feed the input and output for me, please.
636
00:35:52,323 --> 00:35:54,451
Input.
637
00:35:54,492 --> 00:35:57,620
- Mm-hmm.
- 000.
638
00:35:57,662 --> 00:36:00,248
- Okay.
- 010.
639
00:36:02,292 --> 00:36:03,960
100.
640
00:36:21,144 --> 00:36:23,021
It's gonna flower soon.
641
00:36:23,063 --> 00:36:24,564
I can feel it.
642
00:36:24,606 --> 00:36:26,066
I believe you.
643
00:36:26,107 --> 00:36:30,195
And we can get high off
these amazingly juicy berries.
644
00:36:30,236 --> 00:36:34,032
And when I get back to Earth,
I'll be a billionaire.
645
00:36:36,951 --> 00:36:38,620
Well, you'll still have to cook it.
646
00:36:42,332 --> 00:36:44,334
What?
647
00:36:44,376 --> 00:36:50,340
THC and weed needs to be
heated in order to activate.
648
00:36:50,382 --> 00:36:52,634
So you're gonna have to, you know, like,
649
00:36:52,676 --> 00:36:54,928
bake it or smoke it.
650
00:36:54,969 --> 00:36:59,683
Like, you can't just eat one
of these weeds and get stoned.
651
00:36:59,724 --> 00:37:01,685
But you know, maybe I'm wrong.
652
00:37:01,726 --> 00:37:06,648
Maybe you made the first
raw plant ever to get you high.
653
00:37:06,690 --> 00:37:08,566
Hey, it's still gonna be great.
654
00:37:10,527 --> 00:37:11,945
Don't look. Don't look.
Don't look.
655
00:37:11,986 --> 00:37:13,071
What is it?
656
00:37:14,906 --> 00:37:16,991
Dude, are you ready for this?
657
00:37:17,033 --> 00:37:18,201
Yes, what is it?
658
00:37:18,243 --> 00:37:21,162
- No peeking!
- Jeez!
659
00:37:21,204 --> 00:37:23,289
Okay, it's probably thicker than the real thing
660
00:37:23,331 --> 00:37:26,167
and not as dry and crumbly, but what do you think?
661
00:37:31,172 --> 00:37:32,716
Are you serious?
662
00:37:32,757 --> 00:37:34,259
Yeah.
663
00:37:36,886 --> 00:37:38,596
Oh. Here.
664
00:37:45,729 --> 00:37:49,566
♫ I told the woman it was high time ♫
665
00:37:49,607 --> 00:37:53,570
♫ I picked it up and walked the line ♫
666
00:37:53,611 --> 00:37:57,365
♫ Don't want to have to look back, no, no ♫
667
00:37:57,407 --> 00:38:00,452
♫ And say that I never tried ♫
668
00:38:00,493 --> 00:38:04,581
You know what, country music is not that bad.
669
00:38:08,793 --> 00:38:09,961
What?
670
00:38:20,805 --> 00:38:22,557
We should get her out of here.
671
00:38:25,143 --> 00:38:27,145
I don't want the girls to see her.
672
00:38:40,825 --> 00:38:41,951
Do we have to?
673
00:38:41,993 --> 00:38:43,870
It would be crazy not to.
674
00:38:43,912 --> 00:38:45,622
But we didn't eat Benson.
675
00:38:49,125 --> 00:38:51,127
Benson was a person.
676
00:38:51,169 --> 00:38:53,171
Gertie was here for food purposes.
677
00:38:53,213 --> 00:38:56,132
For milk purposes.
678
00:38:56,174 --> 00:38:57,717
How much do we have left, anyway?
679
00:38:57,759 --> 00:39:01,888
I think we only have, like,
12 pints left in the freezer.
680
00:39:01,930 --> 00:39:07,310
But now we also have 50-plus meals worth of meat.
681
00:39:09,813 --> 00:39:11,064
Together.
682
00:39:11,106 --> 00:39:18,196
♫ ♫
683
00:39:23,410 --> 00:39:24,411
One.
684
00:39:24,452 --> 00:39:25,245
Two.
685
00:39:25,286 --> 00:39:26,371
both:
Three.
686
00:39:35,380 --> 00:39:38,174
- That's so good.
- Oh, my God.
687
00:39:38,216 --> 00:39:40,010
- Mama mia.
- Oh.
688
00:39:40,051 --> 00:39:42,012
Oh, zut alors.
689
00:39:42,053 --> 00:39:43,346
Come on.
690
00:39:46,766 --> 00:39:53,732
♫ ♫
691
00:40:15,170 --> 00:40:19,090
♫ ♫
692
00:40:19,132 --> 00:40:21,134
- I'm sorry.
- Don't be.
693
00:40:21,176 --> 00:40:22,552
It was a mistake.
694
00:40:24,596 --> 00:40:26,473
Yeah, but what if you have a mistake?
695
00:40:26,514 --> 00:40:27,515
I won't.
696
00:40:48,787 --> 00:40:49,913
Thank you.
697
00:40:49,954 --> 00:40:51,122
You're welcome.
698
00:41:00,674 --> 00:41:04,260
You haven't asked to bang in while.
699
00:41:04,302 --> 00:41:07,263
Well, technically, I never asked.
700
00:41:07,305 --> 00:41:08,765
It was more of a debate.
701
00:41:08,807 --> 00:41:11,935
Yeah. Okay.
702
00:41:11,976 --> 00:41:15,230
So for the sake of debate,
703
00:41:15,271 --> 00:41:18,983
what would your theoretical stance
704
00:41:19,025 --> 00:41:25,031
be on everything but?
705
00:41:25,073 --> 00:41:26,616
You mean, like, hand stuff?
706
00:41:26,658 --> 00:41:28,743
Yeah.
707
00:41:28,785 --> 00:41:30,120
And mouth stuff?
708
00:41:30,161 --> 00:41:32,747
Everything but.
709
00:41:32,789 --> 00:41:37,419
That you could, you know, hypothetically think of.
710
00:41:37,460 --> 00:41:40,463
Well, hypothetically,
711
00:41:40,505 --> 00:41:43,341
I'd wanna make sure you were sure.
712
00:41:43,383 --> 00:41:47,387
I mean, I still have my husband,
713
00:41:47,429 --> 00:41:52,142
but he's still a billion miles away.
714
00:41:52,183 --> 00:41:54,477
And it's just a matter
of time before something vital
715
00:41:54,519 --> 00:41:57,439
on the ship breaks that we can't fix.
716
00:41:57,480 --> 00:42:00,066
Plus, you are hot.
717
00:42:01,484 --> 00:42:03,445
And I've have seen the outline of your penis
718
00:42:03,486 --> 00:42:04,904
when you wear gym shorts,
719
00:42:04,946 --> 00:42:08,366
and I feel like it wouldn't disappoint.
720
00:42:08,408 --> 00:42:10,368
Wow, we're being honest today.
721
00:42:10,410 --> 00:42:13,663
But it isn't just me, right?
722
00:42:13,705 --> 00:42:18,877
Like, you are attracted to me too?
723
00:42:20,754 --> 00:42:21,713
Theoretically?
724
00:42:21,755 --> 00:42:24,883
No, do you find me attractive?
725
00:42:27,052 --> 00:42:29,220
Yeah. Very.
726
00:42:31,348 --> 00:42:35,185
- Okay.
- Okay.
727
00:42:35,226 --> 00:42:36,936
Yeah, okay.
728
00:42:40,732 --> 00:42:42,984
So did you just go from pretty sure to sure?
729
00:42:43,026 --> 00:42:45,737
There is one other thing.
730
00:42:45,779 --> 00:42:47,697
What's that?
731
00:42:47,739 --> 00:42:50,033
Okay, so I'm not saying this romantically,
732
00:42:50,075 --> 00:42:51,951
so please don't get it twisted.
733
00:42:51,993 --> 00:42:53,286
Oh, boy.
734
00:42:53,328 --> 00:42:58,917
But you are literally my entire world.
735
00:42:58,958 --> 00:43:00,335
- Oh!
- Shut up.
736
00:43:00,377 --> 00:43:04,881
You are my only friend.
737
00:43:04,923 --> 00:43:07,592
You're my only coworker.
738
00:43:07,634 --> 00:43:10,011
You are the only person who can check
739
00:43:10,053 --> 00:43:13,723
that weird ass mole for me.
740
00:43:13,765 --> 00:43:17,811
So what if you're bad at sex?
741
00:43:21,439 --> 00:43:23,900
I'm serious.
742
00:43:23,942 --> 00:43:26,152
Like, what if we do it and you can't find my clit
743
00:43:26,194 --> 00:43:29,406
and you're, like, one of
those sweaty, dripping dudes
744
00:43:29,447 --> 00:43:31,032
who always has to be on top,
745
00:43:31,074 --> 00:43:33,076
and then I have to call it off,
and then things get weird,
746
00:43:33,118 --> 00:43:38,623
and this awesome thing
we have going on gets ruined.
747
00:43:38,665 --> 00:43:43,461
Okay. All right. Stop. Stop.
748
00:43:43,503 --> 00:43:48,341
First of all, I love the clit, okay?
749
00:43:48,383 --> 00:43:50,301
We're best friends.
750
00:43:50,343 --> 00:43:53,430
Second of all...
751
00:43:53,471 --> 00:43:56,307
we're still just talking about banging, right?
752
00:43:58,601 --> 00:44:00,520
- Yeah, right.
- Okay.
753
00:44:00,562 --> 00:44:05,942
So if one of us wants to stop, we just stop.
754
00:44:05,984 --> 00:44:07,569
No hard feelings.
755
00:44:07,610 --> 00:44:09,404
No explanations needed.
756
00:44:09,446 --> 00:44:12,115
None asked for.
757
00:44:12,157 --> 00:44:15,076
- Yeah?
- Totally.
758
00:44:15,118 --> 00:44:16,536
Promise?
759
00:44:17,954 --> 00:44:23,460
I promise on my delicious dead goat.
760
00:44:23,501 --> 00:44:25,712
Our delicious dead goat.
761
00:44:27,922 --> 00:44:28,882
Okay.
762
00:44:31,885 --> 00:44:32,844
Okay.
763
00:44:38,183 --> 00:44:39,642
So what did we just decide?
764
00:44:39,684 --> 00:44:43,480
I think we just decided to try everything but.
765
00:44:43,521 --> 00:44:45,065
Oh, wow.
766
00:44:45,106 --> 00:44:47,275
Just--okay.
767
00:44:47,317 --> 00:44:49,361
So, right now?
768
00:44:49,402 --> 00:44:50,528
I guess.
769
00:44:53,615 --> 00:44:54,824
Actually, you know what?
770
00:44:54,866 --> 00:44:56,326
I haven't done any personal maintenance
771
00:44:56,368 --> 00:44:57,827
in, like, a really long time.
772
00:44:57,869 --> 00:44:59,871
Do you think we could do it tomorrow night?
773
00:45:01,456 --> 00:45:03,500
I'll check my calendar.
774
00:45:03,541 --> 00:45:05,210
- Cool.
- Dope.
775
00:45:05,251 --> 00:45:06,878
- Sick.
- Looking forward to it.
776
00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:08,546
It's a date.
777
00:45:08,588 --> 00:45:11,299
Be there or be square.
778
00:45:11,341 --> 00:45:12,926
Coolio.
779
00:45:12,967 --> 00:45:14,010
Slamming.
780
00:45:19,683 --> 00:45:21,101
Good morning, Jane.
781
00:45:21,142 --> 00:45:22,852
It's day 1,051.
782
00:45:33,655 --> 00:45:35,490
- Oh.
- Whoa.
783
00:45:35,532 --> 00:45:38,326
- Lieutenant.
- Captain.
784
00:45:43,748 --> 00:45:47,669
Okay, what about this?
785
00:45:49,254 --> 00:45:50,171
No.
786
00:45:52,382 --> 00:45:53,466
Ow.
787
00:45:53,508 --> 00:45:55,176
No?
788
00:45:55,218 --> 00:45:56,219
Nope.
789
00:45:56,261 --> 00:45:58,096
Are you sleepy? 'Cause I'm not.
790
00:45:58,138 --> 00:45:59,097
No.
791
00:46:03,685 --> 00:46:04,978
Yo, you look good tonight.
792
00:46:05,020 --> 00:46:06,021
No.
793
00:46:06,062 --> 00:46:12,986
♫ ♫
794
00:46:15,697 --> 00:46:18,450
I'm still gonna try.
795
00:46:22,454 --> 00:46:25,081
Comms fail.
796
00:46:25,123 --> 00:46:26,082
Yo, Earth.
797
00:46:26,124 --> 00:46:27,667
We miss you, bruh.
798
00:46:32,797 --> 00:46:35,633
Navigation engaged.
799
00:46:38,720 --> 00:46:40,263
Oh, my God.
800
00:46:44,017 --> 00:46:46,019
Oh...
801
00:46:46,061 --> 00:46:47,187
Fuck.
802
00:46:49,356 --> 00:46:51,900
We have navigation.
803
00:46:51,941 --> 00:46:53,985
Yeah.
804
00:46:54,027 --> 00:46:55,612
But no comms.
805
00:46:57,989 --> 00:47:00,825
We don't need comms to get home.
806
00:47:00,867 --> 00:47:02,702
So you can fly us home?
807
00:47:04,496 --> 00:47:05,830
Yeah.
808
00:47:09,709 --> 00:47:11,544
How long would it take?
809
00:47:16,132 --> 00:47:17,550
Three weeks.
810
00:47:24,516 --> 00:47:26,476
So I guess...
811
00:47:29,479 --> 00:47:32,190
♫ ♫
812
00:47:35,402 --> 00:47:42,534
♫ ♫
813
00:48:29,956 --> 00:48:32,208
Ow.
814
00:48:32,250 --> 00:48:33,626
Are you okay?
815
00:48:33,668 --> 00:48:35,086
What's this?
816
00:48:35,128 --> 00:48:36,713
Oh.
817
00:48:36,755 --> 00:48:39,215
Let me show you.
818
00:48:45,096 --> 00:48:46,931
♫ Looking for that good stuff ♫
819
00:48:46,973 --> 00:48:50,977
{\an7}{The Fatback Band's "Backstrokin'" plays}
820
00:48:48,558 --> 00:48:50,977
♫ Why don't you tighten up
on your back stroke? ♫
821
00:48:53,480 --> 00:48:55,398
♫ Looking for that good stuff ♫
822
00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:57,776
♫ ♫
823
00:48:57,817 --> 00:48:59,402
Oh, my God!
824
00:48:59,444 --> 00:49:01,363
♫ ♫
825
00:49:01,404 --> 00:49:03,448
♫ Looking for that good stuff ♫
826
00:49:03,490 --> 00:49:05,325
♫ ♫
827
00:49:05,367 --> 00:49:07,577
♫ Why don't you tighten up
on your back stroke? ♫
828
00:49:07,619 --> 00:49:09,454
♫ ♫
829
00:49:09,496 --> 00:49:11,664
♫ Looking for that good stuff ♫
830
00:49:22,175 --> 00:49:24,761
I'm gonna have to get up
and pee in, like, 30 seconds.
831
00:49:24,803 --> 00:49:26,763
Shh. Shh, shh.
832
00:49:37,691 --> 00:49:41,611
If this gets infected
and I die before we get home,
833
00:49:41,653 --> 00:49:45,448
I'm gonna haunt you so hard.
834
00:49:45,490 --> 00:49:46,700
Understandable.
835
00:49:50,161 --> 00:49:52,831
It's gonna be a hard one
to explain to the husband.
836
00:49:57,460 --> 00:50:01,881
Yeah, well, we'll cross
that bridge when we get to it.
837
00:50:04,926 --> 00:50:11,683
♫ ♫
838
00:50:47,010 --> 00:50:48,678
It's weird, right?
839
00:50:48,720 --> 00:50:49,846
Totally.
840
00:50:52,140 --> 00:50:56,936
Do you think there will be,
like, flying cars and stuff?
841
00:50:56,978 --> 00:50:59,439
We've only been gone for three years.
842
00:50:59,481 --> 00:51:01,983
Still.
843
00:51:02,025 --> 00:51:05,904
I think it'll be exactly the same.
844
00:51:05,945 --> 00:51:07,864
And completely different.
845
00:51:10,116 --> 00:51:12,535
What are you looking forward to most?
846
00:51:12,577 --> 00:51:14,496
Mm.
847
00:51:14,537 --> 00:51:16,873
Floating down Alcorn River.
848
00:51:16,915 --> 00:51:19,751
Having my music back.
849
00:51:19,793 --> 00:51:22,754
Never eating another egg for
the rest of my goddamn life.
850
00:51:22,796 --> 00:51:24,756
- Preach.
- You?
851
00:51:36,559 --> 00:51:39,145
I'm looking forward to hugging Savannah.
852
00:51:40,855 --> 00:51:42,691
Can I say that?
853
00:51:42,732 --> 00:51:44,401
Yeah, of course.
854
00:51:44,442 --> 00:51:45,527
She's your wife.
855
00:51:45,568 --> 00:51:46,569
I know, but we're--
856
00:51:46,611 --> 00:51:49,406
I can't wait to see Tom.
857
00:51:49,447 --> 00:51:51,741
I mean, he probably waited
a dignified three months
858
00:51:51,783 --> 00:51:54,577
before marrying a nice, stable farm girl
859
00:51:54,619 --> 00:51:56,246
and filling her full of babies.
860
00:51:56,287 --> 00:51:58,289
You think?
861
00:52:02,961 --> 00:52:04,504
I don't know.
862
00:52:07,298 --> 00:52:11,344
It would just be nice to get off this dumb rocket.
863
00:52:11,386 --> 00:52:13,054
Get back to life.
864
00:52:19,060 --> 00:52:21,312
Can we still be best friends when we get back?
865
00:52:23,189 --> 00:52:24,149
Please?
866
00:52:26,818 --> 00:52:30,905
Like you said, you've been my
entire world for three years.
867
00:52:34,534 --> 00:52:36,828
Your world's about to get a lot bigger.
868
00:52:42,292 --> 00:52:48,298
{\an7}{Lael Neale's "Every Star Shivers in the Dark" plays}
869
00:52:48,340 --> 00:52:55,263
♫ ♫
870
00:53:08,735 --> 00:53:13,490
♫ Every star shivers in the dark ♫
871
00:53:13,531 --> 00:53:18,912
♫ I've been shooting with a heavy, heavy heart ♫
872
00:53:18,953 --> 00:53:26,044
♫ ♫
873
00:53:26,086 --> 00:53:30,674
♫ Talking to losers at the stadium ♫
874
00:53:30,715 --> 00:53:34,219
♫ Telling them it's all right,
let's have some fun ♫
875
00:53:34,260 --> 00:53:38,348
♫ Why can't I have some fun? ♫
876
00:53:38,390 --> 00:53:42,394
♫ Why can't I have some fun? ♫
877
00:53:42,435 --> 00:53:48,274
♫ ♫
878
00:53:48,316 --> 00:53:52,612
♫ Shaping the clay in the dark pre-dawn ♫
879
00:53:52,654 --> 00:53:56,324
♫ God made man to love someone ♫
880
00:53:56,366 --> 00:54:00,412
♫ Why can't I love someone? ♫
881
00:54:00,453 --> 00:54:04,958
♫ Why can't I love someone? ♫
882
00:54:04,999 --> 00:54:09,003
♫ I'd like to love someone ♫
883
00:54:09,045 --> 00:54:10,505
♫ ♫
884
00:54:10,547 --> 00:54:13,550
♫ Making my way
through the grocery... ♫
885
00:54:13,591 --> 00:54:15,010
Hey!
886
00:54:23,018 --> 00:54:26,980
♫ So I feel for you ♫
887
00:54:27,022 --> 00:54:31,109
♫ I work in service too ♫
888
00:54:31,151 --> 00:54:37,407
♫ ♫
889
00:54:37,449 --> 00:54:41,411
♫ Alameda street-side prison tower ♫
890
00:54:41,453 --> 00:54:44,998
♫ A man pressed his hand on the window ♫
891
00:54:45,040 --> 00:54:49,419
♫ I waved a little while ♫
892
00:54:49,461 --> 00:54:53,548
♫ I waved a little while ♫
893
00:54:53,590 --> 00:54:58,261
♫ I'm gonna love someone ♫
894
00:54:58,303 --> 00:55:01,056
♫ I'm gonna love someone ♫
895
00:55:01,097 --> 00:55:07,687
♫ ♫
896
00:55:25,205 --> 00:55:26,539
Goodbye.
897
00:56:15,505 --> 00:56:17,674
The successful return of Captain Kwan
898
00:56:17,716 --> 00:56:19,509
and lead science officer Adam Gherrity
899
00:56:19,551 --> 00:56:22,679
is cause for celebration the world over.
900
00:56:22,721 --> 00:56:25,598
And perhaps none will be more
elated than their spouses,
901
00:56:25,640 --> 00:56:27,976
Tom Campbell and Governor Savannah Gherrity,
902
00:56:28,018 --> 00:56:29,227
who are en route as we speak.
903
00:56:29,269 --> 00:56:30,478
Governor?
904
00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:32,522
At the same time, we are saddened
905
00:56:32,564 --> 00:56:34,649
to learn of the passing of lead medical officer
906
00:56:34,691 --> 00:56:37,736
Megan Benson, who passed away early in the mission
907
00:56:37,777 --> 00:56:39,529
from as-yet-unknown causes.
908
00:56:39,571 --> 00:56:41,573
What do you think happened?
909
00:56:45,243 --> 00:56:46,911
Uh...
910
00:56:48,496 --> 00:56:50,957
No, no, Benson, stop! Benson!
911
00:56:54,085 --> 00:56:56,796
Uh, she passed in her sleep.
912
00:56:58,006 --> 00:57:00,175
And as far as we can tell,
913
00:57:00,216 --> 00:57:04,137
it was either cardiac arrest or an aneurysm.
914
00:57:05,555 --> 00:57:08,016
I'm sure you all have endless questions.
915
00:57:08,058 --> 00:57:09,184
Captain Kwan, Lieutenant Gherrity?
916
00:57:09,225 --> 00:57:11,102
Adam?
917
00:57:11,144 --> 00:57:15,899
Savvie.
918
00:57:19,069 --> 00:57:25,575
♫ ♫
919
00:57:25,617 --> 00:57:28,161
Hi.
920
00:57:28,203 --> 00:57:30,580
- One more question.
- One question.
921
00:57:30,622 --> 00:57:31,664
Let's go home.
922
00:57:34,042 --> 00:57:35,502
What are you gonna do first?
923
00:57:51,643 --> 00:57:53,436
- Hi.
- So next up is the MRI.
924
00:57:53,478 --> 00:57:55,689
- They're just getting set up.
- Okay.
925
00:57:55,730 --> 00:57:57,273
Thank you.
926
00:57:58,608 --> 00:58:00,235
Oh, my God.
927
00:58:00,276 --> 00:58:03,154
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
928
00:58:10,203 --> 00:58:11,413
Yep.
929
00:58:13,998 --> 00:58:15,333
Hi.
930
00:58:15,375 --> 00:58:18,962
♫ ♫
931
00:58:19,003 --> 00:58:20,505
Tom.
932
00:58:20,547 --> 00:58:22,632
Um.
933
00:58:22,674 --> 00:58:24,968
Hi.
934
00:58:25,010 --> 00:58:26,845
Oh.
935
00:58:29,222 --> 00:58:31,558
Wait. Wait one second.
936
00:58:31,599 --> 00:58:35,770
Uh, if you have gone and pulled a "Castaway" on me
937
00:58:35,812 --> 00:58:38,815
and married someone else, totally cool.
938
00:58:38,857 --> 00:58:40,483
Just tell me now because I don't think
939
00:58:40,525 --> 00:58:41,985
- I could actually do--
- No.
940
00:58:42,027 --> 00:58:43,695
No?
941
00:58:45,321 --> 00:58:46,448
Still here.
942
00:58:50,201 --> 00:58:52,829
Didn't you think I was dead?
943
00:58:56,541 --> 00:58:59,210
Do we have to do this now?
944
00:58:59,252 --> 00:59:01,296
Yeah, I mean, why not?
945
00:59:01,337 --> 00:59:03,506
What else is there to talk about?
946
00:59:03,548 --> 00:59:06,509
I mean, I wanna know.
947
00:59:06,551 --> 00:59:10,555
After about a year, my sister
set me up with someone.
948
00:59:10,597 --> 00:59:11,848
Sure.
949
00:59:11,890 --> 00:59:14,559
And then...
950
00:59:14,601 --> 00:59:18,063
there were three or four
other short things after that.
951
00:59:18,104 --> 00:59:20,482
They--they--they just--they--
952
00:59:22,901 --> 00:59:24,736
Nothing ever took.
953
00:59:28,865 --> 00:59:31,368
They couldn't hold a candle to you.
954
00:59:41,753 --> 00:59:45,382
Sorry about the whole kiss attack thing earlier.
955
00:59:47,384 --> 00:59:49,803
I was just really excited to see you.
956
00:59:49,844 --> 00:59:52,639
And I had my team in my head just telling me
957
00:59:52,681 --> 00:59:54,432
what an important moment this was,
958
00:59:54,474 --> 00:59:58,311
and everything had to go just right, and...
959
00:59:58,353 --> 01:00:03,817
inside, I was just terrified.
960
01:00:03,858 --> 01:00:06,820
Of what?
961
01:00:06,861 --> 01:00:09,406
I don't know.
962
01:00:09,447 --> 01:00:11,199
Three years is a long time.
963
01:00:11,241 --> 01:00:12,617
-Yeah.
964
01:00:14,285 --> 01:00:17,038
I really didn't think I was
ever gonna see you again.
965
01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:18,456
Same.
966
01:00:21,668 --> 01:00:25,088
God knows what you must think
of all this governor stuff.
967
01:00:26,631 --> 01:00:28,758
No, because I feel like
I need to explain this to you
968
01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:31,928
because listen, when you disappeared,
969
01:00:31,970 --> 01:00:36,641
there was suddenly this spotlight on me.
970
01:00:36,683 --> 01:00:39,227
And I couldn't just go out
and have death rebound sex
971
01:00:39,269 --> 01:00:41,813
like a normal person.
972
01:00:43,314 --> 01:00:47,027
I had to just play the part
and meet the expectations,
973
01:00:47,068 --> 01:00:48,737
and I was stuck.
974
01:00:50,655 --> 01:00:55,118
All I had was my work.
975
01:00:55,160 --> 01:00:59,372
So then this opportunity to run
came up, and I just took it.
976
01:00:59,414 --> 01:01:03,043
Listen, babe, I'm proud of you.
977
01:01:05,086 --> 01:01:06,671
- You are?
- Yeah.
978
01:01:13,011 --> 01:01:16,973
♫ ♫
979
01:01:17,015 --> 01:01:21,978
So here, you have the marijuana kush or flower.
980
01:01:22,020 --> 01:01:24,314
Here, you have the blueberry, luscious, wholesome.
981
01:01:24,356 --> 01:01:27,359
She was, like, screaming at Adam...
982
01:01:27,400 --> 01:01:29,235
coming toward, um...
983
01:01:29,277 --> 01:01:31,613
♫ Can't you see? ♫
984
01:01:31,654 --> 01:01:36,159
{\an7}{Ariel Days' "You Love Me In My Dreams" plays}
985
01:01:33,823 --> 01:01:36,159
♫ And do you ever ♫
986
01:01:36,201 --> 01:01:38,244
♫ ♫
987
01:01:38,286 --> 01:01:40,455
♫ Dream of me? ♫
988
01:01:40,497 --> 01:01:42,707
♫ ♫
989
01:01:42,749 --> 01:01:45,085
♫ Please just listen ♫
990
01:01:45,126 --> 01:01:47,337
♫ ♫
991
01:01:47,379 --> 01:01:49,214
We have one that goes like this.
992
01:01:51,049 --> 01:01:52,425
Slower.
993
01:01:52,467 --> 01:01:53,927
And it's erratic,
994
01:01:53,968 --> 01:01:55,428
but that's what I like about it.
995
01:01:58,598 --> 01:01:59,724
You wanna try?
996
01:02:02,394 --> 01:02:03,478
Yeah, I'm fine.
997
01:02:04,938 --> 01:02:06,898
I'm fine.
998
01:02:06,940 --> 01:02:08,441
I'm okay.
999
01:02:10,068 --> 01:02:12,737
Just...
both: Just happy to be home.
1000
01:02:16,074 --> 01:02:17,450
Where is this guy?
1001
01:02:17,492 --> 01:02:19,661
They run out of ink?
1002
01:02:19,703 --> 01:02:22,122
It's NASA, don't--don't they have printers here?
1003
01:02:22,163 --> 01:02:23,415
Sign these papers.
1004
01:02:23,456 --> 01:02:25,083
Sign this paper.
1005
01:02:25,125 --> 01:02:28,378
It doesn't feel real.
1006
01:02:28,420 --> 01:02:30,380
- I'm here.
- I know.
1007
01:02:30,422 --> 01:02:32,215
I'm so sorry.
1008
01:02:32,257 --> 01:02:34,259
We just need a few more security guards out there
1009
01:02:34,300 --> 01:02:36,219
to help keep the press at bay.
1010
01:02:36,261 --> 01:02:39,139
- No worries.
- Not a problem.
1011
01:02:39,180 --> 01:02:42,392
I promise it's gonna start feeling normal soon.
1012
01:02:42,434 --> 01:02:43,601
Yeah.
1013
01:02:43,643 --> 01:02:45,812
Oh, I'm so glad we didn't miss you guys.
1014
01:02:45,854 --> 01:02:47,397
- Hey, guys.
- Hi.
1015
01:02:47,439 --> 01:02:48,898
It's so good to see you, Jane.
1016
01:02:48,940 --> 01:02:50,608
- You too, Savannah.
- Hi.
1017
01:02:50,650 --> 01:02:52,944
That farewell dinner feels like a lifetime ago.
1018
01:02:52,986 --> 01:02:55,405
Oh, my God, yeah, two lifetimes ago.
1019
01:02:55,447 --> 01:02:56,406
- I know.
- Hey.
1020
01:02:56,448 --> 01:02:57,532
Hey. How's it going?
1021
01:02:57,574 --> 01:02:58,908
Thanks for taking care of my girl.
1022
01:02:58,950 --> 01:03:00,285
More like she took care of me.
1023
01:03:03,121 --> 01:03:05,415
I'm keeping the girls.
1024
01:03:05,457 --> 01:03:06,499
- Oh.
- Yeah.
1025
01:03:06,541 --> 01:03:07,751
- The girls?
- The hens.
1026
01:03:07,792 --> 01:03:09,794
- That's what we call the hens.
- Oh.
1027
01:03:09,836 --> 01:03:12,130
Unless you guys want some.
1028
01:03:12,172 --> 01:03:13,923
- Oh, um--
- Why not?
1029
01:03:13,965 --> 01:03:15,925
- We've got the space.
- I don't know.
1030
01:03:15,967 --> 01:03:18,053
- You know, if I deployed--
- Come on.
1031
01:03:18,094 --> 01:03:20,889
You guys are international space heroes now.
1032
01:03:20,930 --> 01:03:22,599
Your deployment days are behind you.
1033
01:03:22,640 --> 01:03:24,184
- I mean, you're celebrities.
- Okay, okay.
1034
01:03:24,225 --> 01:03:25,685
- It's just they make a mess.
- Wait, wait, wait.
1035
01:03:25,727 --> 01:03:27,896
How much of a mess are we talking about here?
1036
01:03:27,937 --> 01:03:29,481
- Oh, no, they're great.
- They're great.
1037
01:03:29,522 --> 01:03:31,149
I'm really glad you're taking them.
1038
01:03:31,191 --> 01:03:35,612
I wanted to take Benson home,
but they said no, so--
1039
01:03:37,280 --> 01:03:39,908
Okay, so your discharge papers are ready now.
1040
01:03:39,949 --> 01:03:41,659
- All right.
- Hey, you know what?
1041
01:03:41,701 --> 01:03:42,911
Why don't Tom and I handle this?
1042
01:03:42,952 --> 01:03:45,288
You guys just take a minute.
Say goodbye.
1043
01:03:45,330 --> 01:03:46,790
- Oh.
- Yeah. I got it.
1044
01:03:46,831 --> 01:03:48,291
- Are you sure?
- Yeah, yeah, of course.
1045
01:03:48,333 --> 01:03:49,876
- Yeah. Yeah.
- All right.
1046
01:03:54,714 --> 01:03:56,299
Ate a Pop-Tart this morning.
1047
01:03:56,341 --> 01:03:58,218
Oh, yeah? How was it?
1048
01:03:58,259 --> 01:04:01,388
Well, after your homemade
ones, I'm a little ruined.
1049
01:04:01,429 --> 01:04:04,140
Mm, well.
1050
01:04:04,182 --> 01:04:05,809
I'll get you the recipe.
1051
01:04:05,850 --> 01:04:08,186
All you need is a steady supply of fresh,
1052
01:04:08,228 --> 01:04:10,855
unpasteurized goat's milk.
1053
01:04:12,774 --> 01:04:15,276
So I'll hear from you.
1054
01:04:15,318 --> 01:04:16,945
- Yeah, of course.
- I mean, we'll see each other.
1055
01:04:16,986 --> 01:04:18,154
We've got interviews coming up--
1056
01:04:18,196 --> 01:04:19,155
Not like that.
1057
01:04:21,533 --> 01:04:23,326
Will you be a part of my life?
1058
01:04:23,368 --> 01:04:30,250
♫ ♫
1059
01:04:31,209 --> 01:04:32,961
No.
1060
01:04:33,002 --> 01:04:35,380
Come on.
1061
01:04:35,422 --> 01:04:38,967
Just a phone call every now and then, you know?
1062
01:04:39,009 --> 01:04:41,011
Old friends checking up on each other.
1063
01:04:41,052 --> 01:04:44,681
Adam, we were stuck in a box for three years,
1064
01:04:44,723 --> 01:04:47,517
and it messed with our heads.
1065
01:04:47,559 --> 01:04:48,893
And now we're out of that box.
1066
01:04:51,396 --> 01:04:52,772
This is real.
1067
01:04:52,814 --> 01:04:55,734
Up there, it wasn't real.
1068
01:04:57,235 --> 01:04:59,362
You ready?
1069
01:04:59,404 --> 01:05:02,032
Huh. Yeah.
1070
01:05:03,783 --> 01:05:07,495
So, well, bye.
1071
01:05:07,537 --> 01:05:09,622
- See you guys.
- Bye.
1072
01:05:09,664 --> 01:05:10,749
See you, Adam.
1073
01:05:13,501 --> 01:05:17,172
- Discharged.
- Discharged.
1074
01:05:17,213 --> 01:05:23,011
We're on in five, four, three, two...
1075
01:05:23,053 --> 01:05:24,929
Adam, the world wants to know.
1076
01:05:24,971 --> 01:05:27,682
How did you survive in space?
1077
01:05:27,724 --> 01:05:29,017
Well, that's a loaded question.
1078
01:05:29,059 --> 01:05:30,602
Yeah.
1079
01:05:30,643 --> 01:05:33,897
We basically had a living, breathing ecosystem
1080
01:05:33,938 --> 01:05:35,899
on the ship, so we were able
1081
01:05:35,940 --> 01:05:37,400
to sustain our own food,
1082
01:05:37,442 --> 01:05:39,569
and the ship created oxygen.
1083
01:05:39,611 --> 01:05:42,489
And we, um,
1084
01:05:42,530 --> 01:05:44,324
we made our way through it.
1085
01:05:44,366 --> 01:05:46,868
He was just circling the grocery parking lot.
1086
01:05:46,910 --> 01:05:48,078
Is this the parking lot story again?
1087
01:05:48,119 --> 01:05:49,371
- Over and over.
- Come on.
1088
01:05:49,412 --> 01:05:51,748
- I wanna, like, close it.
- There we go.
1089
01:05:55,460 --> 01:05:58,088
So what have the two of you
been doing to reconnect,
1090
01:05:58,129 --> 01:06:00,632
I mean, after three years?
1091
01:06:00,674 --> 01:06:02,175
Well, we've been trying to make up
1092
01:06:02,217 --> 01:06:04,260
for lost time, you know?
1093
01:06:04,302 --> 01:06:11,267
♫ ♫
1094
01:06:14,020 --> 01:06:16,648
And my wife's the governor.
1095
01:06:16,690 --> 01:06:19,317
Yeah, so that's a little...
different.
1096
01:06:19,359 --> 01:06:21,027
- Yeah, you know what, Frank?
- I don't wanna hear it.
1097
01:06:21,069 --> 01:06:23,196
This bill's gonna go through with or without you.
1098
01:06:23,238 --> 01:06:25,532
So you can either choose to be
on the side of the poor kids
1099
01:06:25,573 --> 01:06:27,909
who wanna learn their colors
and their goddamn ABCs
1100
01:06:27,951 --> 01:06:30,412
or you can cast a losing vote against equal access
1101
01:06:30,453 --> 01:06:33,289
to education and deal with the voters in November.
1102
01:06:35,542 --> 01:06:37,127
Good choice, Frank.
1103
01:06:37,168 --> 01:06:38,670
- Hi.
- You know, this isn't fair.
1104
01:06:38,712 --> 01:06:40,463
- What?
- I orbit Jupiter,
1105
01:06:40,505 --> 01:06:43,133
I come home, and I'm still
a schlub in this relationship.
1106
01:06:43,174 --> 01:06:45,260
Yeah, well, you're my schlub.
1107
01:06:45,301 --> 01:06:47,887
Uh, Governor.
1108
01:07:01,401 --> 01:07:05,071
You know, this one is my favorite.
1109
01:07:07,490 --> 01:07:08,825
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
1110
01:07:08,867 --> 01:07:11,161
I thought you hated tattoos.
1111
01:07:11,202 --> 01:07:13,663
Well, yeah, normally I do, but...
1112
01:07:13,705 --> 01:07:16,916
all of these, they're like--
1113
01:07:16,958 --> 01:07:20,754
you know, like a map of your
grand adventure up there.
1114
01:07:20,795 --> 01:07:23,006
I like that.
1115
01:07:23,048 --> 01:07:24,883
I can just, boop, boop.
1116
01:07:26,426 --> 01:07:27,385
Hello.
1117
01:07:30,847 --> 01:07:32,390
What was your favorite part?
1118
01:07:34,768 --> 01:07:37,520
Um...
1119
01:07:37,562 --> 01:07:41,733
I guess the dancing.
1120
01:07:41,775 --> 01:07:45,362
Adam made a surprisingly good dance partner.
1121
01:07:48,573 --> 01:07:50,575
That's good.
1122
01:07:50,617 --> 01:07:54,204
I'm guessing the worst part
was losing Benson, right?
1123
01:07:54,245 --> 01:07:55,705
You know, I actually never asked.
1124
01:07:55,747 --> 01:07:59,125
Who found her? Was it you?
1125
01:07:59,167 --> 01:08:00,543
No.
1126
01:08:00,585 --> 01:08:02,462
- Adam found her.
- Good.
1127
01:08:11,596 --> 01:08:14,099
What do you think about going on a trip?
1128
01:08:15,850 --> 01:08:17,977
A trip?
1129
01:08:18,019 --> 01:08:21,731
Yeah, Iceland, to see the northern lights.
1130
01:08:21,773 --> 01:08:23,400
Iceland, huh?
1131
01:08:23,441 --> 01:08:24,359
Mm-hmm.
1132
01:08:26,903 --> 01:08:28,613
Yeah, sure.
1133
01:08:28,655 --> 01:08:31,241
But, I mean, I--I--
1134
01:08:31,282 --> 01:08:32,951
it feels like you just gone back
1135
01:08:32,992 --> 01:08:35,620
and you're ready to leave again so soon?
1136
01:08:35,662 --> 01:08:37,914
Oh, no, I just,
1137
01:08:37,956 --> 01:08:41,960
um, thought it would be a nice way to reconnect.
1138
01:08:43,628 --> 01:08:46,423
No, ah...
1139
01:08:46,464 --> 01:08:47,966
I'm sorry.
1140
01:08:50,468 --> 01:08:52,387
Look, of course you wanna go on a trip.
1141
01:08:52,429 --> 01:08:57,058
I keep forgetting that you were trapped
1142
01:08:57,100 --> 01:08:59,436
in a box for the last three years.
1143
01:08:59,477 --> 01:09:01,146
Yeah.
1144
01:09:01,187 --> 01:09:05,066
We can go on a trip, anywhere
you want, just you and me.
1145
01:09:12,866 --> 01:09:18,119
{\an7}{Jimmy Lewis' "How Long Is a
Heartache Supposed to Last" plays}
1146
01:09:16,119 --> 01:09:22,333
♫ To keep from crying,
I be talking... ♫
1147
01:09:22,375 --> 01:09:24,836
And how are you getting on now that you're home?
1148
01:09:24,878 --> 01:09:27,005
Um, very well. Thank you.
1149
01:09:27,047 --> 01:09:30,425
I'd imagine the boredom would be the worst bit.
1150
01:09:30,467 --> 01:09:32,969
You know, we never really experienced boredom.
1151
01:09:33,011 --> 01:09:34,804
There was always things to do.
1152
01:09:34,846 --> 01:09:36,306
For instance?
1153
01:09:36,348 --> 01:09:40,143
Well, uh, we would bet on chicken races,
1154
01:09:40,185 --> 01:09:42,687
tried to write the next great pop song.
1155
01:09:42,729 --> 01:09:44,522
We would invent handshakes.
1156
01:09:44,564 --> 01:09:48,151
And I spent quite a bit of time
trying to crossbreed
1157
01:09:48,193 --> 01:09:51,154
a marijuana blueberry plant.
1158
01:09:51,196 --> 01:09:53,782
Actually, still working on that one.
1159
01:09:53,823 --> 01:09:55,992
Marijuana's still legal, right?
1160
01:09:56,034 --> 01:09:57,327
As long as I'm governor.
1161
01:10:01,039 --> 01:10:02,999
♫ I know the feeling ♫
1162
01:10:03,041 --> 01:10:05,794
♫ When I feel like I'm dying ♫
1163
01:10:05,835 --> 01:10:08,171
♫ ♫
1164
01:10:08,213 --> 01:10:11,508
♫ I put my baby's picture in bed with me ♫
1165
01:10:11,549 --> 01:10:13,760
♫ ♫
1166
01:10:13,802 --> 01:10:16,096
♫ Then I feel fine ♫
1167
01:10:16,137 --> 01:10:18,223
♫ But I wanna know ♫
1168
01:10:18,264 --> 01:10:21,601
♫ Oh, I wanna know ♫
1169
01:10:21,643 --> 01:10:25,021
♫ Why can't she be ♫
1170
01:10:25,063 --> 01:10:26,815
♫ ♫
1171
01:10:26,856 --> 01:10:29,693
♫ Just another woman ♫
1172
01:10:29,734 --> 01:10:36,408
♫ That I've loved
in my past? ♫
1173
01:10:36,449 --> 01:10:37,617
♫ ♫
1174
01:10:37,659 --> 01:10:40,161
♫ Oh, oh ♫
1175
01:10:40,203 --> 01:10:42,664
♫ Oh, oh, oh ♫
1176
01:10:42,706 --> 01:10:48,044
♫ How long is the heartache
supposed... ♫
1177
01:10:50,380 --> 01:10:52,257
Excuse me, ma'am.
Can you help me?
1178
01:10:52,298 --> 01:10:56,428
I think I may have dropped something.
1179
01:10:56,469 --> 01:11:00,390
Um, sure.
1180
01:11:00,432 --> 01:11:01,516
Ew!
1181
01:11:04,519 --> 01:11:07,147
So one of them pooped on my shoe.
1182
01:11:07,188 --> 01:11:08,523
Are you sure it was them?
1183
01:11:08,565 --> 01:11:09,566
Was it you?
1184
01:11:09,607 --> 01:11:10,942
Come on.
Poop is a sign of love.
1185
01:11:10,984 --> 01:11:12,444
Stop it.
1186
01:11:12,485 --> 01:11:14,237
I think we need to talk about
moving the coop outside.
1187
01:11:15,572 --> 01:11:17,032
Baby, they're indoor chickens.
1188
01:11:17,073 --> 01:11:18,742
- That's all they know.
- They're chickens.
1189
01:11:18,783 --> 01:11:21,119
I feel like they'll adjust.
1190
01:11:28,084 --> 01:11:33,136
{\an7}{Lionel Richie's "All Night Long" plays}
1191
01:11:30,962 --> 01:11:33,136
♫ ♫
1192
01:11:46,603 --> 01:11:48,730
♫ Well, my friends, the time has-- ♫
1193
01:11:59,324 --> 01:12:01,701
I'm sorry this is taking so long.
1194
01:12:01,743 --> 01:12:04,120
Just ten more minutes, okay?
1195
01:12:04,162 --> 01:12:05,288
That's fine.
1196
01:12:07,499 --> 01:12:10,168
Do you maybe wanna take this dance class with me?
1197
01:12:17,759 --> 01:12:19,010
You know I have two left feet.
1198
01:12:19,052 --> 01:12:21,137
Come on. I'd kill myself.
1199
01:12:23,640 --> 01:12:24,599
All right.
1200
01:12:30,438 --> 01:12:34,067
- Who's Amber?
- She's nobody.
1201
01:12:34,109 --> 01:12:36,611
What's she wanna talk about?
1202
01:12:36,653 --> 01:12:37,570
I don't know.
1203
01:12:48,581 --> 01:12:49,916
Okay.
1204
01:12:49,958 --> 01:12:52,001
We, um,
1205
01:12:52,043 --> 01:12:53,503
we went on a few dates.
1206
01:12:53,545 --> 01:12:55,547
Okay. Recently?
1207
01:12:58,216 --> 01:12:59,426
How many dates?
1208
01:13:01,011 --> 01:13:02,053
Five or six.
1209
01:13:02,095 --> 01:13:04,556
Tom, you need to call her.
1210
01:13:06,141 --> 01:13:07,684
Why?
1211
01:13:07,726 --> 01:13:10,437
I mean, you had a relationship with this person.
1212
01:13:10,478 --> 01:13:12,188
She deserves to know where you are.
1213
01:13:12,230 --> 01:13:14,482
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Babe, no. No.
1214
01:13:14,524 --> 01:13:16,526
I definitely did not have a relationship with--
1215
01:13:16,568 --> 01:13:18,945
Maybe we should talk to her together.
1216
01:13:18,987 --> 01:13:20,113
What are you talking about?
1217
01:13:20,155 --> 01:13:21,573
Yeah, like, maybe that would help.
1218
01:13:21,614 --> 01:13:23,199
Help what?
1219
01:13:23,241 --> 01:13:24,826
I mean, it's not her fault that your wife
1220
01:13:24,868 --> 01:13:27,662
miraculously returned after three years.
1221
01:13:27,704 --> 01:13:30,331
I mean, what is she supposed to do?
1222
01:13:30,373 --> 01:13:32,876
Act like nothing happened, like you didn't have
1223
01:13:32,917 --> 01:13:35,128
a meaningful connection,
1224
01:13:35,170 --> 01:13:38,048
like it wasn't going somewhere?
1225
01:13:38,089 --> 01:13:39,257
- Like--
- Jane, Jane.
1226
01:13:40,884 --> 01:13:43,136
What?
1227
01:13:43,178 --> 01:13:44,721
What's happening?
1228
01:13:47,932 --> 01:13:49,309
Um...
1229
01:14:02,364 --> 01:14:04,115
I slept with Adam.
1230
01:14:14,542 --> 01:14:15,585
Oh.
1231
01:14:25,428 --> 01:14:28,056
Okay, so we got 15 minutes
for this meet and greet,
1232
01:14:28,098 --> 01:14:30,183
and then, we head into the event.
1233
01:14:30,225 --> 01:14:31,768
Okay?
1234
01:14:31,810 --> 01:14:32,727
Okay.
1235
01:14:35,146 --> 01:14:37,941
Everything okay?
1236
01:14:37,982 --> 01:14:39,442
Yeah.
1237
01:14:39,484 --> 01:14:41,569
Just been going nonstop since I got back.
1238
01:14:41,611 --> 01:14:43,613
I know.
1239
01:14:43,655 --> 01:14:45,824
I don't know, maybe we could
pull back a little bit,
1240
01:14:45,865 --> 01:14:47,242
find some time to talk.
1241
01:14:47,283 --> 01:14:49,244
We could talk right now.
1242
01:14:50,995 --> 01:14:52,455
Baby, I'm the governor.
1243
01:14:52,497 --> 01:14:54,416
I have responsibilities.
I can't just stop.
1244
01:14:54,457 --> 01:14:57,252
Yeah, your job is meet and greets and fundraisers.
1245
01:14:57,293 --> 01:14:59,963
Yeah, that's the job.
1246
01:15:00,005 --> 01:15:01,131
What?
1247
01:15:01,172 --> 01:15:02,215
What is it that you wanna talk about
1248
01:15:02,257 --> 01:15:03,675
that we can't talk about right now?
1249
01:15:03,717 --> 01:15:06,136
I don't know, maybe the time
Benson tried to kill me
1250
01:15:06,177 --> 01:15:09,681
and Jane had to axe her
in the back to save my life.
1251
01:15:13,560 --> 01:15:15,061
God is that what you wanna talk about?
1252
01:15:15,103 --> 01:15:16,521
No.
1253
01:15:23,069 --> 01:15:29,159
See, I think I know what
you wanna talk about, but...
1254
01:15:29,200 --> 01:15:32,829
I really don't wanna talk about it.
1255
01:15:32,871 --> 01:15:39,502
So if you could just tell me that it's over,
1256
01:15:39,544 --> 01:15:41,671
maybe that would be enough.
1257
01:15:41,713 --> 01:15:43,882
It is.
1258
01:15:43,923 --> 01:15:45,216
Good.
1259
01:15:48,386 --> 01:15:49,596
Are we good?
1260
01:15:53,683 --> 01:15:54,642
Yeah.
1261
01:15:57,145 --> 01:16:00,774
I'll see what I can cancel
over the next few weeks, okay?
1262
01:16:00,815 --> 01:16:02,317
Thank you.
1263
01:16:04,569 --> 01:16:06,321
There is one thing we can't avoid, though.
1264
01:16:06,363 --> 01:16:08,031
- What?
- Eh.
1265
01:16:11,076 --> 01:16:12,410
♫ ♫
1266
01:16:52,450 --> 01:16:53,952
Hi, Jane. You look lovely.
1267
01:16:53,993 --> 01:16:56,246
Thank you. So do you.
1268
01:16:56,287 --> 01:16:57,539
Long time.
1269
01:16:57,580 --> 01:16:59,249
It's been nine days.
1270
01:16:59,290 --> 01:17:00,917
- Seriously?
- Mm-hmm.
1271
01:17:00,959 --> 01:17:04,504
Man, I guess time's messed up here, too, right?
1272
01:17:04,546 --> 01:17:06,423
Where's your sweet husband?
1273
01:17:07,507 --> 01:17:09,884
Oh, um...
1274
01:17:09,926 --> 01:17:12,929
the story for tonight is that he has the flu.
1275
01:17:12,971 --> 01:17:16,850
But we are actually splitting up.
1276
01:17:16,891 --> 01:17:19,310
- Wait, you're what?
- Yeah. I know.
1277
01:17:19,352 --> 01:17:21,688
It must sound--
1278
01:17:21,730 --> 01:17:26,109
And Tom, he really is perfect.
1279
01:17:26,151 --> 01:17:28,945
I think when we got married,
I thought that would be enough,
1280
01:17:28,987 --> 01:17:30,739
you know, the fact that we make sense
1281
01:17:30,780 --> 01:17:33,450
for each other or something.
1282
01:17:33,491 --> 01:17:37,078
But we just never really fit.
1283
01:17:37,120 --> 01:17:41,041
And as much as we wanted to,
it just wasn't meant to be.
1284
01:17:42,250 --> 01:17:43,752
Wow.
1285
01:17:43,793 --> 01:17:44,669
Poor Tom.
1286
01:17:44,711 --> 01:17:46,129
Oh, he is better off.
1287
01:17:46,171 --> 01:17:47,339
I'm sure.
1288
01:17:49,090 --> 01:17:50,675
Oh, I didn't mean that how it sounded.
1289
01:17:50,717 --> 01:17:53,595
- I'm sorry.
- That's okay.
1290
01:17:53,636 --> 01:17:57,182
Well, don't let us keep you from mingling.
1291
01:17:57,223 --> 01:17:59,351
Yeah, right, um...
1292
01:18:00,769 --> 01:18:01,686
Okay.
1293
01:18:06,816 --> 01:18:10,445
So what I usually do is crumble the Pop Tarts
1294
01:18:10,487 --> 01:18:12,322
into the eggs and scramble.
1295
01:18:12,364 --> 01:18:13,990
Yeah, every Halloween.
1296
01:18:14,032 --> 01:18:15,075
Little astronaut.
1297
01:18:17,410 --> 01:18:19,496
What were you--
1298
01:18:22,582 --> 01:18:24,084
Madame President.
1299
01:18:24,125 --> 01:18:27,754
I understand you both are excellent dancers.
1300
01:18:27,796 --> 01:18:30,006
- Oh.
- Uh, um...
1301
01:18:30,048 --> 01:18:32,676
- No.
- Please.
1302
01:18:32,717 --> 01:18:34,969
Won't you honor us with a dance?
1303
01:18:35,011 --> 01:18:37,389
- I don't think--
- Oh, no, I feel--
1304
01:18:37,430 --> 01:18:38,723
I insist.
1305
01:18:40,475 --> 01:18:41,643
Of course.
1306
01:19:05,208 --> 01:19:11,256
{\an7}{Japanese Breakfast's "Head Over Heels" plays}
1307
01:19:11,297 --> 01:19:18,430
♫ ♫
1308
01:19:25,186 --> 01:19:30,650
♫ I wanted to be with you alone ♫
1309
01:19:30,692 --> 01:19:31,943
♫ ♫
1310
01:19:31,985 --> 01:19:36,740
♫ And talk about the weather ♫
1311
01:19:36,781 --> 01:19:39,826
♫ But traditions I can trace ♫
1312
01:19:39,868 --> 01:19:45,373
♫ Against the child in your face ♫
1313
01:19:45,415 --> 01:19:48,668
♫ Won't escape my attention ♫
1314
01:19:48,710 --> 01:19:52,005
♫ ♫
1315
01:19:52,047 --> 01:19:57,427
♫ You keep your distance with a system of touch ♫
1316
01:19:57,469 --> 01:19:59,512
♫ ♫
1317
01:19:59,554 --> 01:20:02,515
♫ And gentle persuasion ♫
1318
01:20:02,557 --> 01:20:04,601
♫ ♫
1319
01:20:04,642 --> 01:20:07,729
♫ I'm lost in admiration ♫
1320
01:20:07,771 --> 01:20:11,775
♫ Could I need you
this much? ♫
1321
01:20:11,816 --> 01:20:14,611
♫ You're wasting my time ♫
1322
01:20:14,652 --> 01:20:18,573
♫ You're just wasting time ♫
1323
01:20:18,615 --> 01:20:24,579
♫ Something happens and I'm head over heels ♫
1324
01:20:24,621 --> 01:20:27,916
♫ I never find out ♫
1325
01:20:27,957 --> 01:20:32,545
♫ Till I'm head over heels ♫
1326
01:20:32,587 --> 01:20:38,093
♫ Something happens and I'm head over heels ♫
1327
01:20:38,134 --> 01:20:44,265
♫ Oh, don't take my, don't break my heart, don't ♫
1328
01:20:44,307 --> 01:20:46,434
♫ Don't throw it away ♫
1329
01:20:46,476 --> 01:20:53,233
♫ ♫
1330
01:21:40,572 --> 01:21:41,906
That was great.
1331
01:21:47,912 --> 01:21:50,206
Well, we are so glad that you're back.
1332
01:21:50,248 --> 01:21:51,291
It's been great.
1333
01:21:51,332 --> 01:21:53,334
And that waltz, you were wonderful.
1334
01:21:53,376 --> 01:21:55,920
- Thank you, Madame President.
- I told you you would be.
1335
01:21:55,962 --> 01:21:57,380
Happy campaigning to you.
1336
01:21:57,422 --> 01:21:59,591
I know you'll do a wonderful job for your state.
1337
01:21:59,632 --> 01:22:02,302
- They're lucky to have you.
- Thank you.
1338
01:22:02,344 --> 01:22:03,762
Well, take care.
1339
01:22:03,803 --> 01:22:05,889
Thank you.
1340
01:22:22,572 --> 01:22:24,282
Just say it.
1341
01:22:24,324 --> 01:22:26,534
I love you.
1342
01:22:26,576 --> 01:22:27,702
You're an asshole.
1343
01:22:34,626 --> 01:22:36,044
What happened up there?
1344
01:22:36,086 --> 01:22:37,379
Nothing.
1345
01:22:41,383 --> 01:22:42,967
And everything.
1346
01:22:47,305 --> 01:22:49,766
It's okay.
1347
01:22:49,808 --> 01:22:51,643
I mean, it's not okay.
1348
01:22:57,315 --> 01:22:58,858
Can I...
1349
01:23:10,453 --> 01:23:12,747
Tell Jane I hate her.
1350
01:23:28,805 --> 01:23:30,223
Thank you.
1351
01:23:30,265 --> 01:23:37,188
♫ ♫
1352
01:23:53,121 --> 01:23:54,998
Hi.
1353
01:23:55,040 --> 01:23:56,332
Hey.
1354
01:24:00,003 --> 01:24:01,546
Where's Savannah?
1355
01:24:01,588 --> 01:24:03,506
She left.
1356
01:24:03,548 --> 01:24:05,133
Oh.
1357
01:24:05,175 --> 01:24:07,344
She wanted me to let you know that she hates you.
1358
01:24:07,385 --> 01:24:08,345
She does?
1359
01:24:08,386 --> 01:24:10,263
Yeah.
1360
01:24:10,305 --> 01:24:11,765
Why is that?
1361
01:24:18,104 --> 01:24:20,398
Oh.
1362
01:24:20,440 --> 01:24:21,816
Yeah.
1363
01:24:21,858 --> 01:24:23,777
Okay. So...
1364
01:24:23,818 --> 01:24:30,867
♫ ♫
1365
01:24:30,909 --> 01:24:33,703
Is this just, like, an elaborate ploy
1366
01:24:33,745 --> 01:24:35,121
for my Pop-Tart recipe?
1367
01:24:35,163 --> 01:24:37,248
Shh.
1368
01:24:40,001 --> 01:24:41,753
You wanna get a drink?
1369
01:24:44,381 --> 01:24:46,966
You know, we should probably--
1370
01:24:47,008 --> 01:24:48,093
Oh, my God. Are you pregnant?
1371
01:24:48,134 --> 01:24:50,220
- No.
- You touched your stomach.
1372
01:24:50,261 --> 01:24:51,179
So?
1373
01:24:51,221 --> 01:24:52,347
We had all that unprotected sex.
1374
01:24:52,389 --> 01:24:55,350
Oh, is this why you're choosing me?
1375
01:24:55,392 --> 01:24:57,227
'Cause bro, if this is just, like,
1376
01:24:57,268 --> 01:24:59,979
your biological urge to procreate--
1377
01:25:00,021 --> 01:25:02,357
Oh, God, no.
1378
01:25:03,775 --> 01:25:05,151
I choose you.
1379
01:25:06,611 --> 01:25:10,365
And not because I chemically
attached, which I did.
1380
01:25:10,407 --> 01:25:14,452
And not because I wanna
have your babies, which I do.
1381
01:25:16,121 --> 01:25:17,997
It's because we're meant to be.
1382
01:25:19,374 --> 01:25:20,750
Lame.
1383
01:25:20,792 --> 01:25:22,419
We're all robots.
1384
01:25:22,460 --> 01:25:23,962
Yeah.
1385
01:25:24,003 --> 01:25:25,922
What I was gonna say this, we should probably
1386
01:25:25,964 --> 01:25:28,299
keep this on the down-low for a little while.
1387
01:25:28,341 --> 01:25:29,592
Right. Down low.
1388
01:25:29,634 --> 01:25:31,094
You don't wanna cause a stir.
1389
01:25:31,136 --> 01:25:33,179
- No stir.
- No stir.
1390
01:25:45,942 --> 01:25:47,235
Do you wanna go on a trip?
1391
01:25:50,238 --> 01:25:51,614
Yeah.
1392
01:25:54,659 --> 01:25:56,786
♫ ♫
1393
01:25:56,828 --> 01:25:59,289
- Okay.
- Okay.
1394
01:25:59,330 --> 01:26:03,293
So this might be crazy, but...
1395
01:26:03,334 --> 01:26:08,298
what do you think about renting "Aliens"?
1396
01:26:08,340 --> 01:26:10,091
You wanna watch "Alien" again?
1397
01:26:10,133 --> 01:26:13,386
No, "Aliens."
1398
01:26:13,428 --> 01:26:14,637
The second one.
1399
01:26:14,679 --> 01:26:17,640
They made anoth-- oh, hell--absolutely not.
1400
01:26:17,682 --> 01:26:20,727
- No.
- Come on.
1401
01:26:20,769 --> 01:26:23,146
That's, like, our movie.
1402
01:26:23,188 --> 01:26:24,981
Let's watch "Casablanca."
1403
01:26:25,023 --> 01:26:27,108
Okay. We can watch both.
1404
01:26:27,150 --> 01:26:29,486
You wanna make it a double feature?
1405
01:26:29,527 --> 01:26:32,322
Perfect--the double feature will be "Casablanca"
1406
01:26:32,364 --> 01:26:33,907
and "The Princess Bride."
1407
01:26:33,948 --> 01:26:36,826
Okay, why don't we shut your dumb mouth
1408
01:26:36,868 --> 01:26:39,162
- and we watch "Aliens"?
- Okay.
1409
01:26:39,204 --> 01:26:41,581
With the double feature
of "Casablanca."
1410
01:26:41,623 --> 01:26:43,500
We can talk through it.
1411
01:26:43,541 --> 01:26:45,335
And you have to press your boobs against me.
1412
01:26:45,377 --> 01:26:47,504
Mm.
1413
01:26:47,545 --> 01:26:48,838
Deal.
1414
01:26:48,880 --> 01:26:54,511
{\an7}{Barrie's "Frankie" plays}
1415
01:26:50,715 --> 01:26:54,511
♫ Wait for the break when we get some rain ♫
1416
01:26:54,552 --> 01:26:58,306
♫ Swim in the creeks that the New Deal laid ♫
1417
01:26:58,348 --> 01:27:01,768
♫ Can't break even but can't complain ♫
1418
01:27:01,810 --> 01:27:04,854
♫ Pushed right back to try it again ♫
1419
01:27:07,857 --> 01:27:14,614
♫ ♫
1420
01:27:34,759 --> 01:27:38,388
♫ Born with devotion ♫
1421
01:27:38,430 --> 01:27:42,559
♫ Pushed into motion, God, don't stop ♫
1422
01:27:42,600 --> 01:27:49,399
♫ ♫
1423
01:27:49,441 --> 01:27:53,695
♫ Making it harder ♫
1424
01:27:53,737 --> 01:27:59,075
♫ Ooh, all the time ♫
1425
01:27:59,117 --> 01:28:04,080
♫ ♫
1426
01:28:04,122 --> 01:28:07,792
♫ Just wanna move to Virginia ♫
1427
01:28:07,834 --> 01:28:12,005
♫ Get a dog and a house with a human name ♫
1428
01:28:12,047 --> 01:28:19,012
♫ ♫
1429
01:28:19,054 --> 01:28:22,599
♫ Call me Linda Tomorrow ♫
1430
01:28:22,640 --> 01:28:26,895
♫ Give me something to dance to in 6/8 ♫
1431
01:28:26,936 --> 01:28:33,818
♫ ♫
1432
01:28:33,860 --> 01:28:37,822
♫ Wait for the break when we get some rain ♫
1433
01:28:37,864 --> 01:28:41,618
♫ Under the lights of the TVA ♫
1434
01:28:41,659 --> 01:28:45,455
♫ Can't break even but can't complain ♫
1435
01:28:45,497 --> 01:28:48,208
♫ Pushed right back to try it again ♫
1436
01:28:51,252 --> 01:28:58,385
♫ ♫
1437
01:29:33,503 --> 01:29:37,048
♫ Wait for the break when we get some rain ♫
1438
01:29:37,090 --> 01:29:40,719
♫ Swim in the creeks that the New Deal laid ♫
1439
01:29:40,760 --> 01:29:44,431
♫ Can't break even but can't complain ♫
1440
01:29:44,472 --> 01:29:47,600
♫ Pushed right back to try it again ♫
1441
01:29:49,686 --> 01:29:53,356
♫ They get you to give it up ♫
1442
01:29:53,398 --> 01:29:56,985
♫ They want you to give ♫
1443
01:29:57,027 --> 01:30:00,780
♫ They get you to give it up ♫
1444
01:30:00,822 --> 01:30:02,407
♫ They want you to ♫
1445
01:30:11,207 --> 01:30:18,340
♫ ♫
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