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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:49,301 --> 00:00:51,542 Gentlemen, when I look at this battlefield, 2 00:00:51,543 --> 00:00:54,475 I see some of the bravest men ever to wear a uniform. 3 00:00:54,476 --> 00:00:55,717 Is that you, Johnson? 4 00:00:55,718 --> 00:00:57,309 You're a real lazy piece of shit. 5 00:00:58,761 --> 00:00:59,861 Johnson, wake up! 6 00:00:59,862 --> 00:01:01,583 Sorry, sir. Just guarding the tank. 7 00:01:01,584 --> 00:01:02,894 You were sleeping. I heard you. 8 00:01:02,895 --> 00:01:05,206 But it's just so comfortable up here. 9 00:01:05,207 --> 00:01:06,868 I, huh... 10 00:01:06,869 --> 00:01:08,940 Goddammit. 11 00:01:08,941 --> 00:01:10,532 And you there, stop posing. 12 00:01:10,533 --> 00:01:11,573 - Sorry, sir. - Sorry, sir. 13 00:01:11,574 --> 00:01:13,044 Fucking showboats. 14 00:01:13,045 --> 00:01:14,496 Excuse me, dear capitan. 15 00:01:14,497 --> 00:01:16,087 What do you want? 16 00:01:16,088 --> 00:01:17,399 Can I get some cigarettes? 17 00:01:17,400 --> 00:01:19,291 - No. - How about a rifle? 18 00:01:19,292 --> 00:01:20,672 You're a prisoner of war. 19 00:01:20,673 --> 00:01:22,574 That doesn't mean we can still be friends. 20 00:01:22,575 --> 00:01:24,886 - It does actually. - Does it really? 21 00:01:24,887 --> 00:01:27,058 I've never heard that. How about a bugle? 22 00:01:27,059 --> 00:01:28,890 We already have a guy who plays the bugle. 23 00:01:28,891 --> 00:01:30,962 I can for sure play better than him. 24 00:01:30,963 --> 00:01:32,234 It's true. I suck. 25 00:01:32,235 --> 00:01:33,895 I'm not giving you a bugle. 26 00:01:33,896 --> 00:01:36,308 If I had it my way I would kill all Germans in this place. 27 00:01:36,309 --> 00:01:39,112 But you already killed all the Germans in this place. 28 00:01:41,424 --> 00:01:44,456 I'd do it again in a heartbeat, so do not test me. 29 00:01:44,457 --> 00:01:46,558 Ouch. It's pretty mean to threaten someone 30 00:01:46,559 --> 00:01:48,010 with a war crime, my friend. 31 00:01:48,011 --> 00:01:49,251 We aren't fri... 32 00:01:49,252 --> 00:01:50,813 Sir, I see something over there. 33 00:01:50,814 --> 00:01:52,605 What is it was? Where's Johnson? 34 00:01:52,606 --> 00:01:54,466 Yeehaw. 35 00:01:54,467 --> 00:01:56,780 Johnson, you yahoo! Everybody run! 36 00:02:19,913 --> 00:02:23,047 This is the "Video Journal of Neurosurgery" with... 37 00:02:25,609 --> 00:02:27,500 Guys, I told you the list is endless. 38 00:02:27,501 --> 00:02:28,851 So, why wait? 39 00:02:28,852 --> 00:02:30,954 Call this toll-free number and order now. 40 00:02:30,955 --> 00:02:32,166 Please stop. 41 00:02:37,411 --> 00:02:38,893 Oh, wait. 42 00:02:41,445 --> 00:02:43,658 So good. 43 00:02:48,633 --> 00:02:50,453 Come on. 44 00:02:59,644 --> 00:03:01,465 Hey! 45 00:03:01,466 --> 00:03:03,226 Man, I'm getting crazy. 46 00:03:06,331 --> 00:03:07,751 Yeah! Yeah! 47 00:03:07,752 --> 00:03:09,403 I'm out of my fucking mind. 48 00:03:09,404 --> 00:03:11,475 Ahh! 49 00:03:11,476 --> 00:03:12,826 Fuck it up! 50 00:03:16,721 --> 00:03:18,762 Shh. Hey. What's up, bud. 51 00:03:18,763 --> 00:03:20,454 Get out of here! Stop! 52 00:03:20,455 --> 00:03:22,176 Hey, make sure you wipe. 53 00:03:22,177 --> 00:03:23,797 * Writing this down * 54 00:03:23,798 --> 00:03:25,940 * 'Cause she knows I'll never leave her * 55 00:03:25,941 --> 00:03:28,082 * 'Cause I can't live without her * 56 00:03:28,083 --> 00:03:29,353 Take it, take it down. 57 00:03:29,354 --> 00:03:31,226 You want some of that? 58 00:03:33,258 --> 00:03:34,779 This is my dick. 59 00:03:34,780 --> 00:03:37,161 That's right, it's big. 60 00:03:37,162 --> 00:03:38,684 Now, don't be a pussy. 61 00:03:39,995 --> 00:03:42,817 Oh, shit. Are you hurt? 62 00:03:42,818 --> 00:03:44,819 * I don't think you ever made a big mistake * 63 00:03:44,820 --> 00:03:47,792 * Cause I don't want to get you off my back * 64 00:03:47,793 --> 00:03:50,274 * No wonder we hate the same things * 65 00:03:50,275 --> 00:03:53,067 * I hate everyone else * 66 00:03:54,450 --> 00:03:56,971 Let's fuck it up! 67 00:03:56,972 --> 00:03:59,664 * I don't think you ever made a big mistake * 68 00:03:59,665 --> 00:04:02,116 Welcome, everyone, to party of... 69 00:04:02,117 --> 00:04:05,911 - Let's fuck shit up! - Let's fuck shit up! 70 00:04:11,157 --> 00:04:12,397 These are yours. 71 00:04:12,398 --> 00:04:13,678 That's the closest you'll be 72 00:04:13,679 --> 00:04:15,300 to any pussy everything. 73 00:04:15,301 --> 00:04:16,581 - Oh! - Shut the fuck up. 74 00:04:16,582 --> 00:04:17,853 I get pussy. 75 00:04:17,854 --> 00:04:19,614 - Oh you get what... - I get pussy. 76 00:04:19,615 --> 00:04:20,926 - Yeah. - Who's pussy? 77 00:04:20,927 --> 00:04:22,067 Dick. 78 00:04:26,663 --> 00:04:28,864 Let me get a shot of this fine piece of meat right here. 79 00:04:28,865 --> 00:04:31,046 Look at this. It looks good on you. 80 00:04:31,047 --> 00:04:32,558 Why do you look hotter than Rachel? 81 00:04:32,559 --> 00:04:34,399 - Who wore it better? - That's what I'm saying. 82 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:35,320 Poor Rachel. 83 00:04:35,321 --> 00:04:36,602 Don't even make that comparison. 84 00:04:36,603 --> 00:04:38,294 I'm fine as fuck, dude. 85 00:04:40,467 --> 00:04:43,539 Listen, this is a very special episode, 86 00:04:43,540 --> 00:04:45,431 because tonight, R.A.C.K is going on a mission. 87 00:04:45,432 --> 00:04:47,092 We're breaking into the Colony! 88 00:04:47,093 --> 00:04:49,375 Don't use that word, dumb-ass. What is wrong with you? 89 00:04:49,376 --> 00:04:50,956 We're visiting the Colony. 90 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:54,170 The infamous Colony Underground. 91 00:04:54,171 --> 00:04:56,102 Why do you got to keep acting so fruity lately? 92 00:04:56,103 --> 00:04:57,484 What's it you, Mohammed? 93 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:01,107 Anywho, for those of you born yesterday, 94 00:05:01,108 --> 00:05:03,389 The Colony Underground was this really wicked... 95 00:05:03,390 --> 00:05:04,900 It was an art collective. 96 00:05:04,901 --> 00:05:06,562 "It was an arts art collective?" 97 00:05:06,563 --> 00:05:10,636 So, this art collective had like hella shows all the time. 98 00:05:10,637 --> 00:05:12,779 It was all ages, and some pretty big bands 99 00:05:12,780 --> 00:05:15,151 would come from the city, like the KGB, 100 00:05:15,152 --> 00:05:19,986 Eddie Cash and the Star Fuckers, Valentine Fox, 101 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:22,058 mostly pumping hardcore stuff. Yeah. 102 00:05:22,059 --> 00:05:23,820 We totally would have played there. 103 00:05:23,821 --> 00:05:25,722 - Yeah. - For sure. 104 00:05:25,723 --> 00:05:27,323 - For real. - We would have if it weren't 105 00:05:27,324 --> 00:05:28,825 for the freak electrical fire 106 00:05:28,826 --> 00:05:31,798 that broke out three years ago to the day. 107 00:05:31,799 --> 00:05:35,552 - Wait, seriously? - Yeah, March 6, 1996. 108 00:05:35,553 --> 00:05:36,763 It's March 5th. 109 00:05:36,764 --> 00:05:38,626 Can you let him talk? God! 110 00:05:42,179 --> 00:05:45,602 Three years ago, a freak electrical fire 111 00:05:45,603 --> 00:05:47,914 barbecued the inside of The Colony Underground 112 00:05:47,915 --> 00:05:52,229 and claimed four innocent lives. 113 00:05:52,230 --> 00:05:57,164 The lives of the very band that headlined that night. 114 00:05:57,165 --> 00:05:58,996 Legend has it their bodies only burned 115 00:05:58,997 --> 00:06:03,760 after being trampled to death by their own fans. 116 00:06:03,761 --> 00:06:07,584 Fans so desperate to escape the towering flames 117 00:06:07,585 --> 00:06:11,699 they crushed their heroes under foot without a second thought. 118 00:06:11,700 --> 00:06:12,940 Dude, keep going. 119 00:06:12,941 --> 00:06:14,461 Hmm? 120 00:06:14,462 --> 00:06:16,844 Oh, yeah, yeah look how freaked out Ankur looks. 121 00:06:16,845 --> 00:06:19,216 Shut up, I'm fine. 122 00:06:19,217 --> 00:06:20,638 Oh, your left pocket. 123 00:06:20,639 --> 00:06:22,850 Is Ankur a little bitch? Let's see, let's see. 124 00:06:22,851 --> 00:06:25,983 Yo, it is turning! It is turning. 125 00:06:25,984 --> 00:06:27,745 Swear to God, look, look, look! 126 00:06:27,746 --> 00:06:29,026 Okay, okay, okay. 127 00:06:29,027 --> 00:06:34,272 So, that band was Bitch Cat. 128 00:06:34,273 --> 00:06:36,473 You can cut in stuff from the tape you have right there? 129 00:06:36,474 --> 00:06:38,176 - Yeah. - That'd be a cool transition. 130 00:06:38,177 --> 00:06:39,517 What tape? 131 00:06:39,518 --> 00:06:41,520 Oh, dude it's so sick. 132 00:06:47,736 --> 00:06:49,047 At church. Can't you tell? 133 00:06:52,431 --> 00:06:54,562 * You want it your way * 134 00:06:54,563 --> 00:06:59,087 * Well, why don't you stay so? * 135 00:07:01,440 --> 00:07:04,642 * Ah, keep stuffing your face * 136 00:07:04,643 --> 00:07:06,234 * Eat cake as you... * 137 00:07:06,235 --> 00:07:08,957 Well, we weren't made by a corporation. 138 00:07:08,958 --> 00:07:12,480 We grew our sound and our following grassroots. 139 00:07:12,481 --> 00:07:14,584 * What is it gonna take? * 140 00:07:17,006 --> 00:07:19,388 * I guess I've seen it all * 141 00:07:19,389 --> 00:07:22,080 * I know I've seen too much, oh * 142 00:07:22,081 --> 00:07:24,463 * My God, what could it take?* 143 00:07:24,464 --> 00:07:27,185 We got in Dierdre's van, and basically just played 144 00:07:27,186 --> 00:07:28,467 anywhere that'd take us. 145 00:07:28,468 --> 00:07:32,361 We're road warriors, man. Yeah. 146 00:07:32,362 --> 00:07:37,716 * Don't care about your angels * 147 00:07:37,717 --> 00:07:41,610 * Get off my back, boy * 148 00:07:41,611 --> 00:07:44,653 We don't even feel like we relate to LA anymore. 149 00:07:44,654 --> 00:07:46,866 Like, that stage is our home. 150 00:07:46,867 --> 00:07:49,758 Yeah and the fans our family, for sure. 151 00:07:53,183 --> 00:07:55,044 Our shows are these huge parties. 152 00:07:55,045 --> 00:07:57,807 Everyone belongs. Everybody has a killer time. 153 00:07:57,808 --> 00:08:00,319 * Too bad 'cause I say so * 154 00:08:00,320 --> 00:08:01,841 Sure. 155 00:08:01,842 --> 00:08:04,705 I mean, what's the party without a little bit of violence? 156 00:08:05,706 --> 00:08:07,887 * We came out to play * 157 00:08:07,888 --> 00:08:12,752 * Get off of my stage, bro * 158 00:08:12,753 --> 00:08:15,204 * Get off my fucking stage * 159 00:08:15,205 --> 00:08:17,096 * My God, what could it be? * 160 00:08:17,097 --> 00:08:20,280 I think America got, like, a rage revolution on the way. 161 00:08:20,281 --> 00:08:22,552 Everyone's just so mad. 162 00:08:22,553 --> 00:08:25,104 * Let's go, let's go * 163 00:08:25,105 --> 00:08:26,796 Everybody's daddy got too rich. 164 00:08:26,797 --> 00:08:30,220 Yeah, so give us all your fucking money, daddy. 165 00:08:30,221 --> 00:08:32,662 Give us your money! 166 00:08:32,663 --> 00:08:35,775 * Bad boy, you already know * 167 00:08:35,776 --> 00:08:40,810 * I'm no angel * 168 00:08:40,811 --> 00:08:47,718 * Diamonds turns black * 169 00:08:56,728 --> 00:08:58,488 Play or die. 170 00:08:58,489 --> 00:09:00,351 Play or die. 171 00:09:00,421 --> 00:09:02,252 Play or die. 172 00:09:02,253 --> 00:09:06,076 Play or die! 173 00:09:06,077 --> 00:09:08,429 Oh, my God, look he's fucked up. 174 00:09:08,430 --> 00:09:11,191 Hey! Hurry! Come on, come on. 175 00:09:11,192 --> 00:09:12,433 Yo, wait, wait. 176 00:09:12,434 --> 00:09:15,266 Tell everyone about the mission today. 177 00:09:15,267 --> 00:09:17,198 R.A.C.K is going to The Colony Underground 178 00:09:17,199 --> 00:09:19,119 to play a show on whatever is left at that stage. 179 00:09:19,120 --> 00:09:20,841 And we're going to suck though because we've been rehearsing, 180 00:09:20,842 --> 00:09:22,163 what, two months? 181 00:09:22,164 --> 00:09:23,764 Yeah, show out to your Nazi dictator dad. 182 00:09:23,765 --> 00:09:25,516 I hope that's... Oh my God, whatever. 183 00:09:25,517 --> 00:09:27,238 No, wait come on. Like, what else though? 184 00:09:27,239 --> 00:09:29,000 What else? I don't know. 185 00:09:29,001 --> 00:09:31,161 We're going to get the gear, if there's any that works. 186 00:09:31,162 --> 00:09:33,905 Yeah, but why'd you make a stop here? Your house? 187 00:09:33,906 --> 00:09:35,316 - Come on, K. - Hey, no. 188 00:09:35,317 --> 00:09:37,458 I just think inquiring minds want to know 189 00:09:37,459 --> 00:09:40,802 if you're really just scared little pussy bitch. 190 00:09:40,803 --> 00:09:43,394 That's all I want to know! Come on! 191 00:09:43,395 --> 00:09:46,537 Hey, I'm sorry. I meant to say a little scaredy baby 192 00:09:46,538 --> 00:09:48,810 who thinks he's going to meet some ghosts. 193 00:09:48,811 --> 00:09:53,234 Yo, Rachel, get the camera. Get the fucking camera, Rachel. 194 00:09:53,235 --> 00:09:55,066 Why's Ankur being a little bitch right now? 195 00:09:55,067 --> 00:09:56,438 Stop. 196 00:09:56,439 --> 00:09:58,439 Do you want your mommy because you don't come home. 197 00:09:58,440 --> 00:09:59,310 Get off me! 198 00:09:59,311 --> 00:10:01,754 Oh, no! The lady ghosts are going to eat me. 199 00:10:05,868 --> 00:10:07,549 Dude, I can't believe we're here right now. 200 00:10:07,550 --> 00:10:09,671 Come on, it's going to be fun. Come on, let's just go. 201 00:10:09,672 --> 00:10:11,042 Rach, those chicks seem kind nice. 202 00:10:11,043 --> 00:10:13,204 I just don't think we should fuck with their gravesite. 203 00:10:13,205 --> 00:10:14,726 But, like, you have to say why. 204 00:10:14,727 --> 00:10:17,019 Come on, it'll make a better video. 205 00:10:17,020 --> 00:10:18,841 I think it's cool. 206 00:10:20,333 --> 00:10:21,713 Okay, fine. 207 00:10:21,714 --> 00:10:23,775 So, you know these stories, okay? 208 00:10:23,776 --> 00:10:26,408 Hindu stories about bhuts. 209 00:10:26,409 --> 00:10:29,231 - Bhuts? - Yeah, dead people. 210 00:10:29,232 --> 00:10:33,105 Restless spirits with unfinished business, and supposedly 211 00:10:33,106 --> 00:10:36,278 if you bother them they'll like, they just like... 212 00:10:36,279 --> 00:10:37,660 They'll what? 213 00:10:37,661 --> 00:10:39,593 They'll fucking possess you, okay? 214 00:10:45,629 --> 00:10:48,180 - Yes! - We're in. 215 00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:51,464 So, that's why you went home and got a baggie of spices? 216 00:10:51,465 --> 00:10:54,327 They're like ghost killing spices. 217 00:10:54,328 --> 00:10:55,568 Dude, just stop, I don't want... 218 00:10:55,569 --> 00:10:56,849 Relax, spice boy. 219 00:10:56,850 --> 00:10:58,190 Get off my dick, motherfucker. 220 00:10:58,191 --> 00:11:01,063 Wow, calm your fucking tits, dude. 221 00:11:01,064 --> 00:11:02,375 Yo, hey, wait up. 222 00:11:05,509 --> 00:11:08,271 Welcome to what's left of The Colony Underground. 223 00:11:08,272 --> 00:11:10,723 Like, literally so far underground. 224 00:11:10,724 --> 00:11:13,246 Yeah, like six feet under. 225 00:11:13,247 --> 00:11:14,897 It's insane the whole audience 226 00:11:14,898 --> 00:11:16,349 actually got out of here alive. 227 00:11:16,350 --> 00:11:18,972 Yeah, well, they sacrifice the band to do it. 228 00:11:18,973 --> 00:11:22,355 Imagine dying in a stampede. 229 00:11:22,356 --> 00:11:24,808 Herd mentality, dude. Sheep. 230 00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:27,671 Still smells like a fire in here. 231 00:11:27,672 --> 00:11:29,363 Crispy bodies. 232 00:11:33,578 --> 00:11:36,720 Whoa. 233 00:11:36,721 --> 00:11:38,372 What? 234 00:11:39,684 --> 00:11:41,234 Rach, I don't... 235 00:11:41,235 --> 00:11:44,619 Dude, come on. Just go. Come on. Hurry up. 236 00:11:52,457 --> 00:11:53,767 Boo! 237 00:11:55,079 --> 00:11:57,941 This place is a total maze. 238 00:11:57,942 --> 00:12:01,465 So many hallways. 239 00:12:01,466 --> 00:12:02,916 We've been down here for 10 minutes. 240 00:12:02,917 --> 00:12:04,298 I have no idea how to get back out. 241 00:12:04,299 --> 00:12:06,820 Chill. I know the way. 242 00:12:10,135 --> 00:12:11,235 What is this? 243 00:12:11,236 --> 00:12:12,756 The hell if I know. 244 00:12:17,933 --> 00:12:20,654 I think somebody lives down here. 245 00:12:20,655 --> 00:12:23,527 Look, look. Come here. 246 00:12:23,528 --> 00:12:26,180 Look at this here. 247 00:12:26,181 --> 00:12:27,662 Why would anybody want to live here? 248 00:12:27,663 --> 00:12:30,324 Well, I mean, for a homeless guy, it's not that bad. 249 00:12:33,539 --> 00:12:35,159 - Yeah, I bet. - Look at all the... 250 00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:37,161 I bet we're not alone. 251 00:12:37,162 --> 00:12:38,953 Dude, seriously. It's just us here. 252 00:12:38,954 --> 00:12:41,195 I know it is. That's some crackhead, 253 00:12:41,196 --> 00:12:43,508 heroin-licking homeless guy here. 254 00:12:43,509 --> 00:12:44,889 Can you please stop? 255 00:12:44,890 --> 00:12:46,552 Sorry. 256 00:12:48,614 --> 00:12:50,965 What are you doing? Stop. Don't go in there. 257 00:12:50,966 --> 00:12:52,447 - Come on. - Whooo. 258 00:12:52,448 --> 00:12:53,758 Dude, seriously? 259 00:12:53,759 --> 00:12:55,140 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 260 00:12:55,141 --> 00:12:56,973 You're joking. 261 00:12:57,833 --> 00:13:00,565 - Not really. - Yeah, fuck that. 262 00:13:00,566 --> 00:13:04,670 Anyway, look, somebody made a shrine. 263 00:13:09,575 --> 00:13:11,777 - What'd you guys find? - Whoa. 264 00:13:11,778 --> 00:13:13,638 No way. 265 00:13:13,639 --> 00:13:16,271 Yo, Kaleb stop that. 266 00:13:16,272 --> 00:13:18,203 Yo, that's not cool. 267 00:13:18,204 --> 00:13:21,617 Stop, dude. 268 00:13:21,618 --> 00:13:23,479 Whatever, bro. 269 00:13:28,074 --> 00:13:30,936 Rachel, come here, come here. You see this? 270 00:13:30,937 --> 00:13:34,219 Eww. Is... is that a boot? 271 00:13:34,220 --> 00:13:36,493 Melted into the floor. 272 00:13:41,298 --> 00:13:43,299 These belong to one of the band chicks, you think? 273 00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:44,700 Yeah, my money's on the base player. 274 00:13:44,701 --> 00:13:45,881 She wore boots like that. 275 00:13:45,882 --> 00:13:47,283 I'm pretty sure they all wear boots. 276 00:13:47,284 --> 00:13:49,165 Stop saying that word. 277 00:13:49,166 --> 00:13:51,367 What? Boots? 278 00:13:51,368 --> 00:13:52,968 Yo, Rach, come here, you got to get this. 279 00:13:52,969 --> 00:13:54,170 - What? - Shit, no way. 280 00:13:54,171 --> 00:13:55,681 No fucking way. Yo, Rachel, come here. 281 00:13:55,682 --> 00:13:57,243 - What? What is it? - Okay, you remember 282 00:13:57,244 --> 00:13:59,135 Amanda Pears, right? Yeah. 283 00:13:59,136 --> 00:14:00,616 You cannot tell me I could squeeze her 284 00:14:00,617 --> 00:14:02,038 fat ass through here. 285 00:14:02,039 --> 00:14:03,639 - Dude, there's no way. - There's no way! 286 00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:05,321 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. 287 00:14:05,322 --> 00:14:07,974 Yeah, no one like ripped off after asking. 288 00:14:07,975 --> 00:14:10,697 That's why she can't a job anymore except the gas station 289 00:14:10,698 --> 00:14:12,078 because she walks too funny. 290 00:14:12,079 --> 00:14:14,771 Ah-ha-ha. 291 00:14:14,772 --> 00:14:17,574 Fuck! It felt like someone pulled me. 292 00:14:17,575 --> 00:14:19,536 Yeah, you fucking tripped, dude. 293 00:14:19,537 --> 00:14:21,368 Guys, come quick! 294 00:14:26,754 --> 00:14:27,894 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 295 00:14:27,895 --> 00:14:29,586 Yo, did you guys do this? 296 00:14:29,587 --> 00:14:31,788 No fucking way. 297 00:14:31,789 --> 00:14:35,031 Rachel, look at this. 298 00:14:35,032 --> 00:14:37,174 - Did you do this? - No. 299 00:14:37,175 --> 00:14:38,625 Hey, Ankur. 300 00:14:38,626 --> 00:14:39,726 Surprise, bitch! 301 00:14:39,727 --> 00:14:42,319 You guys fucking suck. 302 00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:44,731 Do you seriously think some ghost set up your kit? 303 00:14:44,732 --> 00:14:47,224 No. Did you, like, steal this out of my house? 304 00:14:47,225 --> 00:14:49,156 Yeah, I fucking did. What are you do about it? 305 00:14:49,157 --> 00:14:51,317 You going to cry about it? You guys are fucking unreal. 306 00:14:51,318 --> 00:14:52,569 Big cry baby. 307 00:14:52,570 --> 00:14:54,882 Alright, everyone try not to suck, okay? 308 00:14:54,883 --> 00:14:56,744 - Oh, for sure. - You're the boss. 309 00:14:56,745 --> 00:14:59,436 - Let's just go. - Thanks. 310 00:14:59,437 --> 00:15:01,930 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight! 311 00:15:04,933 --> 00:15:08,556 Hey, hey, hey! 312 00:15:08,557 --> 00:15:09,867 Let's go! 313 00:15:15,454 --> 00:15:17,074 Guys? 314 00:15:17,075 --> 00:15:18,806 Guys, what the fuck? 315 00:15:18,807 --> 00:15:21,329 Guys, seriously? 316 00:15:21,330 --> 00:15:23,461 Dude, cut it out. 317 00:15:23,462 --> 00:15:26,464 You guys think your having so much fun right now. 318 00:15:26,465 --> 00:15:30,028 If this is a joke, I'm going to fucking kill you all. 319 00:15:33,822 --> 00:15:37,345 Yes, let's go. 320 00:15:37,346 --> 00:15:40,138 He's so predictable. 321 00:15:40,139 --> 00:15:42,310 No, we like really got you with the whole... 322 00:15:42,311 --> 00:15:44,242 It's been like three times already. 323 00:15:44,243 --> 00:15:47,005 I know. Hey. 324 00:15:47,006 --> 00:15:48,316 Tell the people what you're... 325 00:15:48,317 --> 00:15:50,218 how your feeling right now? 326 00:15:50,219 --> 00:15:51,801 Mr. Ankur, tell them right here. 327 00:15:54,984 --> 00:15:56,745 What? 328 00:15:56,746 --> 00:15:58,426 Dude, you have to admit we got you so good. 329 00:15:58,427 --> 00:16:00,670 Yo, it was fucking fun, man. Seriously. 330 00:16:02,161 --> 00:16:04,753 Yo, like, we're just fucking around. 331 00:16:04,754 --> 00:16:07,066 - Look, it was my idea. - Come on. 332 00:16:10,199 --> 00:16:12,721 - I'm sorry. - Yikes. 333 00:16:12,722 --> 00:16:16,456 Why can't you learn how to take a fucking joke, spice boy? 334 00:16:17,937 --> 00:16:19,208 - Oh, what? - Ankur. 335 00:16:19,209 --> 00:16:20,529 What are you doing right now, bro? 336 00:16:20,530 --> 00:16:22,141 What the fuck? What are you doing? 337 00:16:22,142 --> 00:16:25,664 Don't be such a bitch about this, Ankur! Come back! 338 00:16:25,665 --> 00:16:29,148 I hope the bhuta get all of you! 339 00:16:29,149 --> 00:16:31,190 - Ankur, come on. - Damn. What? 340 00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:33,262 What the fuck is he talking about? 341 00:16:33,263 --> 00:16:35,714 So, are we still going do the jello thing? 342 00:16:35,715 --> 00:16:40,099 Four Bitch Cats. Four sex dolls. 343 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:41,851 Welcome back, sickos. 344 00:16:41,852 --> 00:16:43,512 We've come to The Colony Understand 345 00:16:43,513 --> 00:16:47,586 to find a very scientific answer to the age-old question. 346 00:16:47,587 --> 00:16:51,450 Just how hard is it to crush four chicks to death? 347 00:16:51,451 --> 00:16:53,282 Let's find out. 348 00:16:53,283 --> 00:16:55,284 You guys ready? 349 00:16:55,285 --> 00:16:57,627 Die, bitch! 350 00:16:57,628 --> 00:16:59,529 Oh! 351 00:16:59,530 --> 00:17:01,532 Oh, fuck. 352 00:17:02,703 --> 00:17:04,365 Are we having problems here? 353 00:17:09,370 --> 00:17:10,951 Die, bitch! 354 00:17:16,167 --> 00:17:18,689 Fuck you! Fuck you! 355 00:17:22,273 --> 00:17:24,204 Did you hear that? 356 00:17:24,205 --> 00:17:27,037 Yeah, it must be a car outside. 357 00:17:27,038 --> 00:17:29,249 Close the road, dude. 358 00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:30,841 Jesus! 359 00:17:30,842 --> 00:17:32,283 Ankur, is that you? 360 00:17:34,115 --> 00:17:36,978 Get off my fucking stage! 361 00:17:48,269 --> 00:17:50,100 What the fuck?! 362 00:18:42,044 --> 00:18:44,325 Play or die. 363 00:18:44,326 --> 00:18:46,188 Play or die. 364 00:18:46,258 --> 00:18:48,090 Play or die. 365 00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:49,981 Play or die. 366 00:18:49,982 --> 00:18:52,234 Play or die! 367 00:19:05,488 --> 00:19:07,380 Shit. Oh, shit, oh, fuck! 368 00:19:11,564 --> 00:19:13,735 Please help! Help! 369 00:19:13,736 --> 00:19:16,259 Oh, fuck, oh, fuck, oh, shit! 370 00:20:19,383 --> 00:20:24,358 May you peacefully go to your final resting place?! 371 00:20:43,658 --> 00:20:46,350 Psycho, man. I'm crazy. 372 00:20:53,318 --> 00:20:55,529 Please help me! 373 00:20:55,530 --> 00:20:57,221 Please! 374 00:20:57,222 --> 00:20:58,533 Please, anybody! 375 00:21:01,466 --> 00:21:03,427 Please! 376 00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:05,430 Cut it out! 377 00:21:06,992 --> 00:21:08,994 Help me! 378 00:21:10,545 --> 00:21:12,376 Anybody there?! 379 00:21:12,377 --> 00:21:13,648 Stop it! 380 00:21:13,649 --> 00:21:15,340 Stay away from me! 381 00:21:21,417 --> 00:21:24,009 Let me out! Let me out! 382 00:21:25,421 --> 00:21:26,901 No! 383 00:21:33,359 --> 00:21:36,151 No! 384 00:21:36,152 --> 00:21:38,154 Stop it! 385 00:22:28,104 --> 00:22:29,625 You can feel it in the shows now. 386 00:22:29,626 --> 00:22:33,008 Everyone's just so mad. 387 00:22:33,009 --> 00:22:34,890 What's a party without a little bit of violence? 388 00:22:38,395 --> 00:22:41,287 Let's fuck shit up! 389 00:23:04,111 --> 00:23:05,623 Quack, quack. 390 00:23:14,221 --> 00:23:15,603 Hmm. 391 00:23:18,506 --> 00:23:20,087 There you are. 392 00:23:51,119 --> 00:23:53,051 Hello. 393 00:23:56,675 --> 00:24:00,337 Hey. Um, I just... 394 00:24:00,338 --> 00:24:01,750 Okay. 395 00:24:02,891 --> 00:24:03,891 Hi. 396 00:24:03,892 --> 00:24:05,653 I just had to record this video 397 00:24:05,654 --> 00:24:09,657 after going to Beta Sigma Eta today and meeting all the girls. 398 00:24:09,658 --> 00:24:11,379 No, that's bad. 399 00:24:11,380 --> 00:24:13,181 That's bad. Okay. 400 00:24:13,182 --> 00:24:14,253 Okay. 401 00:24:17,146 --> 00:24:19,006 I just want you to know that from the moment 402 00:24:19,007 --> 00:24:20,598 that I walked into Beta Sigma Eta 403 00:24:20,599 --> 00:24:22,700 I knew that it was my home. 404 00:24:22,701 --> 00:24:24,632 I want you girls to be my friends for life, 405 00:24:24,633 --> 00:24:28,226 and I'm not going to apply to any more sororities. 406 00:24:28,227 --> 00:24:29,918 I knew from the moment that I met you 407 00:24:29,919 --> 00:24:32,020 that we will become soul sisters. 408 00:24:32,021 --> 00:24:34,753 - A suicide bid? - Helen? 409 00:24:34,754 --> 00:24:37,585 I thought you were studying at the library. 410 00:24:37,586 --> 00:24:41,099 You're only putting one sorority on your application. 411 00:24:41,100 --> 00:24:42,651 A suicide bid. Yeah, I know what 412 00:24:42,652 --> 00:24:43,652 a suicide bid is, Helen. 413 00:24:43,653 --> 00:24:45,283 I'm not stupid. 414 00:24:45,284 --> 00:24:46,865 So, what? 415 00:24:46,866 --> 00:24:48,597 Well, so, if they say no, 416 00:24:48,598 --> 00:24:51,800 you will be excluded from the whole sorority process. 417 00:24:51,801 --> 00:24:54,182 And that means spending your entire freshman year 418 00:24:54,183 --> 00:24:55,664 as an outcast. 419 00:24:55,665 --> 00:24:59,017 You really want to take that risk with those girls? 420 00:24:59,018 --> 00:25:01,781 What do you mean, those girls? 421 00:25:03,673 --> 00:25:07,436 I mean, you saw the way they looked at us 422 00:25:07,437 --> 00:25:09,408 when they showed us around? 423 00:25:09,409 --> 00:25:11,009 You mean you really think they'll say yes 424 00:25:11,010 --> 00:25:13,342 to people like us? 425 00:25:13,343 --> 00:25:16,006 No, not us. 426 00:25:18,899 --> 00:25:20,730 Do you have a cigarette? 427 00:25:21,631 --> 00:25:22,692 I can't do this. 428 00:25:28,979 --> 00:25:30,359 Jesus Christ, Annie. 429 00:25:30,360 --> 00:25:33,052 You're going to bring security over here. 430 00:25:33,053 --> 00:25:34,333 What took you guys so long? 431 00:25:34,334 --> 00:25:36,025 Don't get your panties in a twist. 432 00:25:36,026 --> 00:25:37,586 We had to get some supplies. Oh, my God. 433 00:25:37,587 --> 00:25:39,819 Turns out Lily here really likes to party. 434 00:25:39,820 --> 00:25:42,371 Oh, we are going to party. 435 00:25:42,372 --> 00:25:44,273 You guys, you got it? 436 00:25:44,274 --> 00:25:45,344 You got the keys? 437 00:25:45,345 --> 00:25:47,276 My dad will kill me if he finds out. 438 00:25:47,277 --> 00:25:49,549 Yeah, but do you have the keys? 439 00:25:49,550 --> 00:25:51,241 You know I do. 440 00:25:52,353 --> 00:25:53,903 Come on, let's go! 441 00:25:53,904 --> 00:25:56,556 Come on, it's time. 442 00:25:56,557 --> 00:25:58,698 Hey, Lindsay. 443 00:25:58,699 --> 00:25:59,910 - Oh, shit. - Oh my God. 444 00:26:02,293 --> 00:26:04,604 We're going to have a fun night. 445 00:26:04,605 --> 00:26:08,678 - Oh, my gosh. - Tote college. 446 00:26:08,679 --> 00:26:10,330 Isn't she the cutest? 447 00:26:10,331 --> 00:26:13,303 Welcome! 448 00:26:13,304 --> 00:26:16,267 Oh, my gosh, this place is incredible. 449 00:26:19,931 --> 00:26:23,073 Pretty cool, huh? 450 00:26:23,074 --> 00:26:25,585 Oh, man, we loved your message. 451 00:26:25,586 --> 00:26:27,968 It was so heartfelt. 452 00:26:27,969 --> 00:26:29,590 Wasn't it girls? 453 00:26:29,591 --> 00:26:31,942 - So cute. - Adorable. 454 00:26:31,943 --> 00:26:34,014 We were so flattered that you would suicide bid 455 00:26:34,015 --> 00:26:36,186 just to join our sorority. 456 00:26:36,187 --> 00:26:38,739 Yeah, friends forever. 457 00:26:38,740 --> 00:26:40,120 Yes, soul sisters. 458 00:26:40,121 --> 00:26:42,644 - Soul sisters! - Soul sisters! 459 00:26:45,607 --> 00:26:47,299 So, what are we doing here? 460 00:26:50,582 --> 00:26:53,205 Have you ever heard of The Legend of Guiltine? 461 00:26:55,477 --> 00:26:59,000 Guiltine, was a pretty young freshman who went here to TCU 462 00:26:59,001 --> 00:27:01,312 maybe 20 years ago. 463 00:27:01,313 --> 00:27:06,908 She wanted to join a sorority, our sorority just like you. 464 00:27:06,909 --> 00:27:10,321 And she was desperate and alone, just like you. 465 00:27:10,322 --> 00:27:13,434 And the girls took her back here and into the graveyard. 466 00:27:13,435 --> 00:27:16,467 And they told her that in order to be a part of their sorority, 467 00:27:16,468 --> 00:27:19,751 she had to spend the night buried in a coffin. 468 00:27:19,752 --> 00:27:22,924 Only they didn't just leave her there for a night. 469 00:27:22,925 --> 00:27:25,376 They left her there for an entire week. 470 00:27:25,377 --> 00:27:28,099 And when they finally dug her up... 471 00:27:28,100 --> 00:27:29,962 There was no one in it. 472 00:27:32,074 --> 00:27:33,415 What happened to her? 473 00:27:33,416 --> 00:27:34,936 No one knows. 474 00:27:34,937 --> 00:27:39,661 Some say she just crawled right through into the underworld. 475 00:27:39,662 --> 00:27:41,593 And if you listen closely, 476 00:27:41,594 --> 00:27:44,256 sometimes you can hear a knocking sound. 477 00:27:44,257 --> 00:27:48,160 It's Guiltine, desperate and alone. 478 00:27:48,161 --> 00:27:50,222 Looking for someone awake who she can take back 479 00:27:50,223 --> 00:27:51,784 into the underworld to play with. 480 00:27:53,226 --> 00:27:54,957 Drink up! 481 00:27:54,958 --> 00:27:57,991 Lily! Lily! Lily! Lily! 482 00:28:02,345 --> 00:28:04,177 We have something for you. 483 00:28:06,489 --> 00:28:07,619 Surprise, bitch. 484 00:28:07,620 --> 00:28:10,112 No way! 485 00:28:10,113 --> 00:28:12,975 We want you to join our family. Right, girls? 486 00:28:12,976 --> 00:28:15,497 We just need you to do one thing first. 487 00:28:15,498 --> 00:28:16,699 Thank you. Okay. 488 00:28:16,700 --> 00:28:20,122 One tiny thing. 489 00:28:20,123 --> 00:28:22,945 We need you to spend the night in a coffin. 490 00:28:22,946 --> 00:28:25,469 Just like Guiltine. 491 00:28:27,060 --> 00:28:30,062 Come on! 492 00:28:30,063 --> 00:28:31,784 You're going to have fun, I promise. 493 00:28:31,785 --> 00:28:32,995 Okay. 494 00:28:32,996 --> 00:28:34,378 You're going to be scared shitless. 495 00:28:36,860 --> 00:28:38,382 Oh. 496 00:28:43,557 --> 00:28:45,898 Um, Annie, I don't know if I'm actually want to do this. 497 00:28:45,899 --> 00:28:48,221 Oh, come on, Lily. 498 00:28:48,222 --> 00:28:50,153 We all had to do it. 499 00:28:50,154 --> 00:28:52,635 You... you all did this? 500 00:28:52,636 --> 00:28:56,119 Sure. 501 00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:58,161 It really isn't that bad. 502 00:28:58,162 --> 00:28:59,743 I promise. Okay. 503 00:28:59,744 --> 00:29:02,365 There's enough air in a coffin to last you 24 hours. 504 00:29:02,366 --> 00:29:04,127 The faster you breathe, the faster you use up 505 00:29:04,128 --> 00:29:05,920 your air so you can't panic. 506 00:29:07,582 --> 00:29:11,174 You can pull this cord at any time, and it'll ring the bell. 507 00:29:11,175 --> 00:29:13,136 And we'll come and dig you up. 508 00:29:13,137 --> 00:29:15,348 But if you do, you'll have forfeited your place 509 00:29:15,349 --> 00:29:17,801 in our sorority. 510 00:29:17,802 --> 00:29:19,933 Here you go. 511 00:29:19,934 --> 00:29:22,145 We want to see how scared you get. 512 00:29:22,146 --> 00:29:24,118 And so, you can see down there. 513 00:29:25,940 --> 00:29:28,051 Just be brave. 514 00:29:28,052 --> 00:29:29,883 It really isn't that bad. 515 00:29:29,884 --> 00:29:33,017 Annie probably won't let you stay on there all night. 516 00:29:38,853 --> 00:29:40,134 Take this. 517 00:29:40,135 --> 00:29:42,686 Only open it when you're most scared 518 00:29:42,687 --> 00:29:44,478 and about to pull the cord. 519 00:29:44,479 --> 00:29:47,411 It'll give you strength. I promise you. 520 00:29:47,412 --> 00:29:48,964 Thank you. 521 00:29:51,146 --> 00:29:53,077 Watch out for Guiltine. 522 00:29:53,078 --> 00:29:55,319 If you hear her knock, whatever you do, 523 00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:56,971 don't let her know you're down there. 524 00:29:56,972 --> 00:29:58,703 If you let her know you're alive, 525 00:29:58,704 --> 00:30:02,496 she will take you back to the world of the dead to play with. 526 00:30:02,497 --> 00:30:04,049 She's just fucking with you. 527 00:30:10,856 --> 00:30:18,313 B-S-E, B-S-E, B-S-E, B-S-E! 528 00:30:18,314 --> 00:30:21,826 Good luck down there. Don't get too scared. 529 00:30:21,827 --> 00:30:23,728 Oh, it's nice and cozy. 530 00:30:23,729 --> 00:30:25,000 Any last words? 531 00:30:27,733 --> 00:30:28,874 Alright. 532 00:30:30,216 --> 00:30:35,670 Lily! Lily! Lily! Lily! Lily! 533 00:30:35,671 --> 00:30:40,536 Lily! Lily! Lily! Lily! Lily! Lily! Lily! 534 00:30:41,747 --> 00:30:42,919 Whoo! 535 00:30:44,130 --> 00:30:46,782 Oh, earth, earth. 536 00:30:46,783 --> 00:30:49,234 Oh, moist earth. 537 00:30:49,235 --> 00:30:53,859 You took away my father and my dear mother. 538 00:30:53,860 --> 00:30:58,624 You took away my father and my dear mother, 539 00:30:58,625 --> 00:31:05,041 then take me also for I am very lonely. 540 00:31:10,737 --> 00:31:13,089 Nighty-night. 541 00:31:45,192 --> 00:31:47,193 It's okay. 542 00:31:47,194 --> 00:31:49,716 It's okay, just don't panic. 543 00:31:49,717 --> 00:31:51,158 Don't panic. 544 00:32:07,044 --> 00:32:09,386 [Exhales sharply It's okay. 545 00:32:09,387 --> 00:32:11,868 It's all just for show. 546 00:32:11,869 --> 00:32:14,321 They're not going to leave you down here. 547 00:32:14,322 --> 00:32:16,394 Come on, you knew they were going to do this. 548 00:32:18,876 --> 00:32:20,747 I'm not scared. 549 00:32:20,748 --> 00:32:22,370 I'm not scared. 550 00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:23,811 I'm not scared. 551 00:32:41,730 --> 00:32:44,252 Oh, Helen, if you could see me now. 552 00:32:53,602 --> 00:32:55,673 What did you do this weekend? 553 00:32:55,674 --> 00:32:59,407 Library? Oh, that's cool. Me? 554 00:32:59,408 --> 00:33:02,791 Oh, you know, the usual, just buried alive in a coffin. 555 00:33:25,504 --> 00:33:29,017 No, that's what you want, isn't it? 556 00:33:29,018 --> 00:33:32,470 You want me to fail so I can end up like you. 557 00:33:32,471 --> 00:33:35,333 Sad and alone every Friday night wishing a boy, 558 00:33:35,334 --> 00:33:39,167 any boy would ask you out. 559 00:33:39,168 --> 00:33:41,860 But I'm not like you. 560 00:33:41,861 --> 00:33:43,453 I'm like them. 561 00:33:48,037 --> 00:33:51,560 It's okay. 562 00:33:51,561 --> 00:33:53,493 It's all going to be okay. 563 00:34:03,293 --> 00:34:04,673 Hello? 564 00:34:04,674 --> 00:34:06,546 Hello? Hello? 565 00:34:09,199 --> 00:34:10,650 Hello? 566 00:34:24,935 --> 00:34:28,428 She's probably so scared. 567 00:34:30,190 --> 00:34:32,362 The box, the box. 568 00:34:56,077 --> 00:34:57,768 What the fuck? 569 00:35:01,042 --> 00:35:03,083 Aw, poor baby. 570 00:35:03,084 --> 00:35:04,704 Poor Lily. 571 00:35:22,063 --> 00:35:25,516 Let me out! Let me out! Let me out! 572 00:35:25,517 --> 00:35:27,688 Oh, my God. 573 00:35:27,689 --> 00:35:29,421 She's definitely shit herself. 574 00:35:36,878 --> 00:35:40,050 Let me out! Let me out! 575 00:35:40,051 --> 00:35:41,773 Let me out! 576 00:36:05,387 --> 00:36:07,629 Get the bell. 577 00:36:07,630 --> 00:36:09,420 If they find out we're doing a hazing prank, 578 00:36:09,421 --> 00:36:10,702 we'll all get expelled. 579 00:36:10,703 --> 00:36:12,223 Fuck! My dad will kill me! 580 00:36:12,224 --> 00:36:13,705 No one's getting expelled. 581 00:36:13,706 --> 00:36:15,296 We'll hide and we'll come back later. 582 00:36:15,297 --> 00:36:16,498 But what about Lily? 583 00:36:16,499 --> 00:36:18,430 I said we'll come back later. 584 00:36:18,431 --> 00:36:19,852 Let's go. 585 00:36:33,756 --> 00:36:36,348 Hey, dispatch for 1061 at the cemetery, 586 00:36:36,349 --> 00:36:38,871 do respond with an update. 587 00:36:42,835 --> 00:36:44,146 Fuck this. 588 00:36:44,147 --> 00:36:46,840 Let's get back inside before we catch pneumonia. 589 00:36:49,082 --> 00:36:50,913 Help! 590 00:36:50,914 --> 00:36:52,604 I need help! 591 00:36:52,605 --> 00:36:55,087 Let me out! Let me out! 592 00:36:55,088 --> 00:36:56,439 Let me out! 593 00:36:56,509 --> 00:36:58,611 Let me out! 594 00:36:58,612 --> 00:37:01,543 Let me out! Please! 595 00:37:01,544 --> 00:37:03,206 Please, somebody! 596 00:37:20,254 --> 00:37:23,606 Helen, if you ever see this, 597 00:37:23,607 --> 00:37:27,430 I just want you to know that I'm really sorry. 598 00:37:27,431 --> 00:37:30,713 I was such an idiot. 599 00:37:30,714 --> 00:37:33,306 You're my best friend. 600 00:37:33,307 --> 00:37:37,410 You're my only true friend. 601 00:37:37,411 --> 00:37:41,134 I don't know why I thought I could fit in with those girls. 602 00:37:41,135 --> 00:37:43,487 I don't know why I even I wanted to. 603 00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:07,722 Oh, my God. 604 00:38:12,417 --> 00:38:14,348 No! No! 605 00:38:14,349 --> 00:38:16,620 No! No! Let me out! 606 00:38:16,621 --> 00:38:18,803 Let me out! 607 00:38:30,986 --> 00:38:33,087 No! Help me! 608 00:38:33,088 --> 00:38:35,129 Let me out! 609 00:38:35,130 --> 00:38:36,190 Oh, my God! 610 00:38:36,191 --> 00:38:39,193 No! No! No! 611 00:38:39,194 --> 00:38:41,756 Please! No! 612 00:38:41,757 --> 00:38:46,000 Please help me! 613 00:38:46,001 --> 00:38:48,202 Please help! 614 00:38:51,106 --> 00:38:53,007 No! 615 00:38:53,008 --> 00:38:54,899 Help! 616 00:39:12,578 --> 00:39:15,340 Oh, my God! 617 00:39:15,341 --> 00:39:16,891 Annie? 618 00:39:16,892 --> 00:39:18,683 Annie, let me out! Let me out! 619 00:39:18,684 --> 00:39:20,036 Let me out! 620 00:39:20,106 --> 00:39:22,518 Let me out! 621 00:39:51,167 --> 00:39:52,339 Oh, my God! 622 00:40:47,054 --> 00:40:49,156 I'm going to be fucking sick. 623 00:40:50,298 --> 00:40:52,199 Are you fucking filming right now? 624 00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:53,510 We have to get her. 625 00:40:53,511 --> 00:40:55,372 It's too late. 626 00:40:55,373 --> 00:40:56,584 Imogen, no. 627 00:41:07,485 --> 00:41:09,626 It's empty. 628 00:41:09,627 --> 00:41:11,079 What are you talking about? 629 00:41:13,701 --> 00:41:15,983 The coffin is empty. 630 00:41:15,984 --> 00:41:18,355 Lily isn't inside. 631 00:41:18,356 --> 00:41:20,088 That's not possible. 632 00:41:37,966 --> 00:41:40,758 - What if Guiltine took her? - Don't be stupid. 633 00:41:40,759 --> 00:41:42,801 Guiltine's just a story. 634 00:41:46,635 --> 00:41:50,047 We were never here, okay? 635 00:41:50,048 --> 00:41:52,700 We never speak of this again. 636 00:41:52,701 --> 00:41:54,223 Understand? 637 00:42:47,317 --> 00:42:49,418 Hello? 638 00:42:49,419 --> 00:42:50,760 Hello?! 639 00:43:10,781 --> 00:43:12,471 Hello, Annie. 640 00:43:12,472 --> 00:43:15,304 I made a deal with Guiltine that if she let me go, 641 00:43:15,305 --> 00:43:19,479 I'd give her as many sisters as she could possibly want. 642 00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:21,551 Her own sorority... 643 00:43:21,552 --> 00:43:22,733 soul sisters. 644 00:43:31,742 --> 00:43:33,744 Let me out! 645 00:43:33,804 --> 00:43:36,297 Let me out! 646 00:43:36,367 --> 00:43:38,568 Let me out! 647 00:43:38,569 --> 00:43:40,371 Let... me... out! 648 00:44:08,429 --> 00:44:11,331 Oh, my God! Anderson, are you alive? 649 00:44:11,332 --> 00:44:14,575 Tell it to me straight, Sarge. Am I going to die? 650 00:44:14,576 --> 00:44:16,507 Uh, no, no. 651 00:44:16,508 --> 00:44:18,679 You're... going to be fine. 652 00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:21,232 My legs. I can't feel my legs. 653 00:44:21,233 --> 00:44:23,544 Why can I feel my legs? 654 00:44:23,545 --> 00:44:25,796 Y-You're in shock. Everything will be alright. 655 00:44:25,797 --> 00:44:27,348 It's all getting dark. 656 00:44:27,349 --> 00:44:30,141 So, so dark. 657 00:44:30,142 --> 00:44:32,313 Ah, dammit, he's dead. 658 00:44:32,314 --> 00:44:34,005 I really thought he was going to make it. 659 00:44:34,006 --> 00:44:36,978 Alright, no one else get bitten in half by the rat monster. 660 00:45:15,157 --> 00:45:17,739 * Oi * 661 00:45:17,740 --> 00:45:19,881 * Yeah, boy * 662 00:45:28,551 --> 00:45:32,244 Welcome, welcome. Welcome to "Ozzy's Dungeon," 663 00:45:32,245 --> 00:45:35,417 where boys and girls battle toe-to-toe 664 00:45:35,418 --> 00:45:38,660 for the opportunity to have their favorite wish granted. 665 00:45:38,661 --> 00:45:40,002 That's right, folks. 666 00:45:40,003 --> 00:45:43,145 Anything your heart desires can be yours 667 00:45:43,146 --> 00:45:45,217 if you make it through the obstacle course 668 00:45:45,218 --> 00:45:48,460 and into Ozzy's Dungeon. 669 00:45:48,461 --> 00:45:51,914 Let's kick things off with our first challenge! 670 00:45:51,915 --> 00:45:54,707 Are you ready? Okay. 671 00:45:54,708 --> 00:45:56,639 And... 672 00:45:56,640 --> 00:46:00,474 Pop those balloons! 673 00:46:01,895 --> 00:46:03,826 Oh, there we go. 674 00:46:05,619 --> 00:46:08,481 What do you wish for? 675 00:46:08,482 --> 00:46:11,724 I want to be the most famous and best basketball player 676 00:46:11,725 --> 00:46:13,556 ever in the world. 677 00:46:13,557 --> 00:46:15,458 You don't want to get dunked on, fool. 678 00:46:15,459 --> 00:46:17,290 He's going to be alright, folks. 679 00:46:17,291 --> 00:46:21,254 That's what makes Ozzy Dungeon, dungeon-y. 680 00:46:21,255 --> 00:46:24,978 Here we go with our first aid team always on standby 681 00:46:24,979 --> 00:46:26,569 to take care of the boys 682 00:46:26,570 --> 00:46:30,093 and girls who might just trip and fall. 683 00:46:30,094 --> 00:46:31,124 They'll be... 684 00:46:31,125 --> 00:46:33,506 They'll be okay eventually. 685 00:46:33,507 --> 00:46:35,548 Oh. 686 00:46:35,549 --> 00:46:39,993 I think my tum-tum is trying to tell me something. 687 00:46:39,994 --> 00:46:42,586 Anybody else hungry out there? 688 00:46:42,587 --> 00:46:43,828 - Me! - Me! 689 00:46:45,690 --> 00:46:49,212 Alrighty then! 690 00:46:49,213 --> 00:46:51,214 Who hasn't seen that movie? 691 00:46:51,215 --> 00:46:53,977 Now, our first team to successfully catch 692 00:46:53,978 --> 00:46:55,389 one of these delicious, 693 00:46:55,390 --> 00:46:59,503 beautiful turkey tonkas in their pie hole 694 00:46:59,504 --> 00:47:01,195 will go on to the next round. 695 00:47:01,196 --> 00:47:03,577 Let's get started. 696 00:47:03,578 --> 00:47:05,919 Ready, and... 697 00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:09,203 Catch that meat! 698 00:47:09,204 --> 00:47:10,544 Close, Blue team. 699 00:47:10,545 --> 00:47:12,997 Oh, Yellow team, we're going to have to open 700 00:47:12,998 --> 00:47:14,858 that pie hole a little more. 701 00:47:14,859 --> 00:47:16,140 Oh, there we go. 702 00:47:16,141 --> 00:47:18,763 Let's go. Let's get that mouth open. 703 00:47:26,702 --> 00:47:31,606 Oh, and we have ourselves a winner. 704 00:47:31,607 --> 00:47:33,738 Drop it. Drop it! 705 00:47:33,739 --> 00:47:37,191 Good girl. Tell us your name and where you're from. 706 00:47:37,192 --> 00:47:39,433 Donna, and I'm from Detroit, Michigan. 707 00:47:39,434 --> 00:47:41,886 Oh, Donna from the Big D. 708 00:47:41,887 --> 00:47:44,579 Well, you traveled quite some way to get here, didn't you? 709 00:47:44,580 --> 00:47:48,383 Mm-hmm. We drove all the way down. 710 00:47:48,384 --> 00:47:50,445 - You drove? - Mm-hmm. 711 00:47:50,446 --> 00:47:51,656 In a car? 712 00:47:51,657 --> 00:47:54,139 What? You're couldn't to afford to fly? 713 00:47:57,353 --> 00:47:59,043 - We're actually doing... - Alright. 714 00:47:59,044 --> 00:48:02,767 So, now you know how hard the next challenge is, don't you? 715 00:48:02,768 --> 00:48:05,330 Hmm? Now, not many people make it. 716 00:48:05,331 --> 00:48:09,434 In fact, nobody has, Donna. 717 00:48:09,435 --> 00:48:10,505 But I got a feeling. 718 00:48:10,506 --> 00:48:12,537 Oh, yeah, I got a feeling. 719 00:48:12,538 --> 00:48:14,649 And that feeling starts down in my feet. 720 00:48:14,650 --> 00:48:18,754 And it goes higher and higher, and it rises higher and higher. 721 00:48:18,755 --> 00:48:20,345 Does anybody else have that? 722 00:48:20,346 --> 00:48:22,998 Oh, yes. 723 00:48:22,999 --> 00:48:24,970 Oh, can you feel it Donna? 724 00:48:24,971 --> 00:48:26,211 Now tell me. 725 00:48:26,212 --> 00:48:28,453 What makes you think you are better 726 00:48:28,454 --> 00:48:31,977 than all the boys and girls that came before you? 727 00:48:31,978 --> 00:48:37,603 Well, my family says that I can do anything 728 00:48:37,604 --> 00:48:39,365 I put my mind to. 729 00:48:39,366 --> 00:48:41,117 I know I can. 730 00:48:42,809 --> 00:48:44,230 Right. Sure. 731 00:48:44,231 --> 00:48:45,681 We'll see about that. 732 00:48:45,682 --> 00:48:46,812 I like this one. 733 00:48:46,813 --> 00:48:48,194 Okay, well, Donna, 734 00:48:48,195 --> 00:48:51,617 let's just say that fate does smile upon you 735 00:48:51,618 --> 00:48:57,965 and by some absurd miracle you make it all the way... 736 00:48:59,036 --> 00:49:01,247 What are you going to wish for? 737 00:49:01,248 --> 00:49:02,628 I'm going to wish for... 738 00:49:05,833 --> 00:49:08,945 Any hidden talents out there I should know about? 739 00:49:19,747 --> 00:49:22,679 And welcome back to "Ozzy's Dungeon." 740 00:49:22,680 --> 00:49:24,891 I'm here with the two remaining contestants. 741 00:49:24,892 --> 00:49:28,485 We have Donna from the big D, Detroit, Michigan, 742 00:49:28,486 --> 00:49:31,167 and Timmy from the City of Angels, 743 00:49:31,168 --> 00:49:33,279 Los Angeles, California. 744 00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:37,174 Okay, so who's ready for the final challenge? 745 00:49:41,499 --> 00:49:43,390 Okay, kids, we are going to start 746 00:49:43,391 --> 00:49:48,155 by making our way through Ozzy's orifices 747 00:49:48,156 --> 00:49:50,607 and make our way back to find 748 00:49:50,608 --> 00:49:53,750 a hidden flag in the cracked rock. 749 00:49:53,751 --> 00:49:57,995 Then up the ladder we go and through the mouth hole 750 00:49:57,996 --> 00:50:04,521 and down the throat ended in this yucky, mucky mix stomach. 751 00:50:04,522 --> 00:50:06,894 And then through the green jello, 752 00:50:06,895 --> 00:50:08,655 we're going to search and we're going to find 753 00:50:08,656 --> 00:50:09,967 ourselves a red flag. 754 00:50:09,968 --> 00:50:11,178 And with that red flag, 755 00:50:11,179 --> 00:50:13,180 we're going to crawl on our hands 756 00:50:13,181 --> 00:50:15,773 and knees through the large intestine 757 00:50:15,774 --> 00:50:20,357 and then out through the poop chute escape route. 758 00:50:20,358 --> 00:50:21,909 Eww! 759 00:50:21,910 --> 00:50:23,671 Now, if you beat the clock, 760 00:50:23,672 --> 00:50:27,605 and you get me that red flag before the time runs out, 761 00:50:27,606 --> 00:50:29,717 you will be the first contestant 762 00:50:29,718 --> 00:50:32,610 to ever to make it to the dungeon, 763 00:50:32,611 --> 00:50:36,994 meet Ozzy and have that favorite wish... 764 00:50:36,995 --> 00:50:38,556 granted. 765 00:50:38,557 --> 00:50:41,039 Yay! 766 00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:46,494 Okay, now before anything, let us have one minute 767 00:50:46,495 --> 00:50:48,246 on the clock, please. 768 00:50:48,247 --> 00:50:52,360 Wait, kids, wait. Wait for my go. 769 00:50:52,361 --> 00:50:54,773 On your marks... 770 00:50:54,774 --> 00:50:57,255 ...get set... 771 00:50:57,256 --> 00:50:59,818 Go! Through the orifices. 772 00:50:59,819 --> 00:51:02,510 And they're off through the... Oh! 773 00:51:02,511 --> 00:51:04,713 Timmy, what a horrible start to the game. 774 00:51:04,714 --> 00:51:06,685 Let's go. That's a terrible start. 775 00:51:06,686 --> 00:51:09,718 Now go catch or get that flag. Let's get going. 776 00:51:09,719 --> 00:51:12,551 Oh, Donna's already gotten that red flag 777 00:51:12,552 --> 00:51:14,272 and has made her way up the ladder. 778 00:51:14,273 --> 00:51:15,834 Let's go, baby! 779 00:51:15,835 --> 00:51:18,837 And here she comes down the throat. 780 00:51:18,838 --> 00:51:21,320 Alright, let's dig around for that red flag. 781 00:51:21,321 --> 00:51:23,252 Oh, Timmy's closing the gap. 782 00:51:23,253 --> 00:51:25,914 Oh, adventurous. Very good, Timmy. 783 00:51:25,915 --> 00:51:27,606 You actually made it. 784 00:51:27,607 --> 00:51:30,609 Alright folks, we don't want to get the suit messy. 785 00:51:30,610 --> 00:51:33,092 Did we find... Oh, God, you got the flag. 786 00:51:33,093 --> 00:51:34,673 Into the intestine you go. 787 00:51:34,674 --> 00:51:37,856 Timmy is not very good at all. 788 00:51:37,857 --> 00:51:40,439 One of these... There he goes. 789 00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:43,652 Oh, Timmy almost stood up there for a second. 790 00:51:43,653 --> 00:51:45,825 Okay, let's see who's going to make it 791 00:51:45,826 --> 00:51:49,899 outside of this nice big, long pink hole first. 792 00:51:49,900 --> 00:51:52,141 Who is going to make it out of the long 793 00:51:52,142 --> 00:51:54,313 and winding intestine first? 794 00:51:54,314 --> 00:51:56,255 Oh, there she is. 795 00:51:56,256 --> 00:51:57,767 It's Donna coming out... 796 00:51:57,768 --> 00:52:00,811 Ooh, someone's got a boo-boo. 797 00:52:02,322 --> 00:52:04,574 No! No, Donna! 798 00:52:04,575 --> 00:52:06,365 Donna! No, let me go! 799 00:52:06,366 --> 00:52:08,157 I'mma get Timmy! You can't do this! 800 00:52:08,158 --> 00:52:10,019 Oh, Jesus. 801 00:52:10,020 --> 00:52:12,021 We might need a band-aid. 802 00:52:13,854 --> 00:52:16,586 Oh, for sakes. Don't get that on my shoes. 803 00:52:16,587 --> 00:52:18,448 Don't get that. There you go. 804 00:52:18,449 --> 00:52:20,971 You're out, keep going. Let's go, Donna. 805 00:52:32,043 --> 00:52:33,493 Stop the game, please. 806 00:52:33,494 --> 00:52:34,915 Please stop the game! 807 00:52:34,916 --> 00:52:36,596 - Wait, you mother! - Please stop the game! 808 00:52:48,549 --> 00:52:49,790 ...onna coming up. 809 00:52:49,791 --> 00:52:52,514 Ooh, someone's got a boo-boo. 810 00:52:55,447 --> 00:52:56,587 Donna coming up. 811 00:52:56,588 --> 00:52:59,210 Ooh, someone's got a boo-boo. 812 00:53:01,423 --> 00:53:02,663 Donna coming up. 813 00:53:02,664 --> 00:53:05,357 Ooh, someone's got a boo-boo. 814 00:53:07,259 --> 00:53:09,149 No, Donna! 815 00:53:09,150 --> 00:53:10,392 Donna! 816 00:53:24,516 --> 00:53:26,998 Take that shit off. 817 00:53:26,999 --> 00:53:28,730 Yes, mom. 818 00:53:34,737 --> 00:53:36,047 Do you know where you're at? 819 00:53:36,048 --> 00:53:37,739 Huh? 820 00:53:37,740 --> 00:53:38,911 Hmm? 821 00:53:40,562 --> 00:53:42,945 Does none of this look familiar to you? 822 00:53:44,296 --> 00:53:45,677 This is my set. 823 00:53:45,678 --> 00:53:47,750 It's a damn good replica, huh? 824 00:53:50,613 --> 00:53:53,505 Oh, come on. 825 00:53:53,506 --> 00:53:55,547 You're going to hurt Marcus' feelings. 826 00:53:55,548 --> 00:53:57,959 He worked real hard on this. Marcus? 827 00:53:57,960 --> 00:54:00,001 - Didn't you, baby? - I don't know a Marcus. 828 00:54:00,002 --> 00:54:03,034 Yeah. 829 00:54:03,035 --> 00:54:04,936 Okay, how about Donna, my daughter? 830 00:54:04,937 --> 00:54:06,828 - Who? - From Detroit? 831 00:54:06,829 --> 00:54:08,901 I don't know a Donna from Detroit. 832 00:54:13,216 --> 00:54:14,597 We got a lot of kids on the set. 833 00:54:15,979 --> 00:54:17,259 How many were made to? 834 00:54:17,260 --> 00:54:18,600 Ah! 835 00:54:18,601 --> 00:54:22,816 You signed waiver. You signed a waiver. 836 00:54:26,439 --> 00:54:29,372 Everyone... everyone signs a waiver. 837 00:54:31,895 --> 00:54:34,416 Baby? 838 00:54:34,417 --> 00:54:36,800 Baby? Come on, honey. 839 00:54:40,113 --> 00:54:44,597 Who gives a fuck about a Goddamn waiver, nigga? 840 00:54:44,598 --> 00:54:46,459 Honey, honey, your blood pressure. 841 00:54:46,460 --> 00:54:48,220 - Mama? - I just... 842 00:54:48,221 --> 00:54:51,223 I think I just need to this shirt off. 843 00:54:51,224 --> 00:54:52,396 You fuck. 844 00:54:56,950 --> 00:54:59,713 Just... 845 00:55:01,375 --> 00:55:03,546 Oh, my God. 846 00:55:03,547 --> 00:55:07,310 What are you doing? 847 00:55:07,311 --> 00:55:08,721 That's better. 848 00:55:08,722 --> 00:55:11,314 You know what it looked like to me? 849 00:55:11,315 --> 00:55:14,898 Is that you motherfuckers created an impossible ass 850 00:55:14,899 --> 00:55:18,701 obstacle course that mangled up a little star. 851 00:55:18,702 --> 00:55:20,493 She was going to be the one. 852 00:55:20,494 --> 00:55:23,156 She's going to be the one to get out. 853 00:55:23,157 --> 00:55:24,908 It's okay. 854 00:55:24,909 --> 00:55:26,570 But look at that leg! 855 00:55:28,472 --> 00:55:30,815 Show him that mangled shit! 856 00:55:33,267 --> 00:55:35,789 See? See? Ah! 857 00:55:35,790 --> 00:55:39,172 Why's it look...? 858 00:55:39,173 --> 00:55:41,866 Don't nobody want to see that on the big screen. 859 00:55:44,549 --> 00:55:47,070 What does it look like? 860 00:55:47,071 --> 00:55:49,453 - I don't know. It look... - What it look like? Say it! 861 00:55:49,454 --> 00:55:53,387 - I don't know, it looks... - It looks like dog meat! 862 00:55:53,388 --> 00:55:55,560 It looks like dog meat, okay? 863 00:55:56,841 --> 00:56:00,194 Fuck you, asshole. 864 00:56:00,195 --> 00:56:02,706 Don't do that, baby. 865 00:56:02,707 --> 00:56:04,508 I'm sorry. 866 00:56:04,509 --> 00:56:07,922 We almost had a winner before everything was canceled. 867 00:56:07,923 --> 00:56:11,405 Okay, I mean, the show isn't rigged. 868 00:56:11,406 --> 00:56:15,690 You showbiz, LA motherfuckers make my Goddamn pussy drier 869 00:56:15,691 --> 00:56:16,961 than the Sahary Desert. 870 00:56:16,962 --> 00:56:19,694 - Sahara, honey. - Shut the fuck up. 871 00:56:19,695 --> 00:56:24,458 Oh, fuck. 872 00:56:24,459 --> 00:56:27,041 Let's just... 873 00:56:27,042 --> 00:56:29,183 just say it's not rigged. No. 874 00:56:29,184 --> 00:56:30,915 Would you can't prove that theory? 875 00:56:30,916 --> 00:56:32,286 - What? - Huh?! 876 00:56:32,287 --> 00:56:34,569 What? What are you fucking talking about? 877 00:56:34,570 --> 00:56:37,782 Fred, get me the jug. 878 00:56:37,783 --> 00:56:40,024 W-Which one? 879 00:56:40,025 --> 00:56:43,268 The one that's not water. 880 00:56:43,269 --> 00:56:45,510 You can't do this, honey. 881 00:56:45,511 --> 00:56:46,861 I won't say it again. 882 00:56:46,862 --> 00:56:49,445 The fuck is in that? Huh? 883 00:56:50,656 --> 00:56:52,487 What the fuck is in that? 884 00:56:52,488 --> 00:56:54,519 Didn't I tell you I'd get your dream cast 885 00:56:54,520 --> 00:56:56,001 if you did what I told you to do? 886 00:56:56,002 --> 00:56:57,112 - Yeah. - The fuck? 887 00:56:57,113 --> 00:56:58,834 My people know I'm here. 888 00:56:58,835 --> 00:57:00,906 They're going to come for me, you know, right? 889 00:57:00,907 --> 00:57:02,948 They'll come for me. The fuck is that? 890 00:57:02,949 --> 00:57:04,669 Ah! Fuck! 891 00:57:04,670 --> 00:57:07,152 - Honey! - Keep that shit away from me. 892 00:57:07,153 --> 00:57:09,956 Get him up. 893 00:57:11,437 --> 00:57:15,200 Look if we gave every kid their wish, we'd be fucked. 894 00:57:15,201 --> 00:57:17,162 You know we're on a budget. 895 00:57:17,163 --> 00:57:18,784 Ah! 896 00:57:18,785 --> 00:57:21,447 Oh, what's the matter? Huh? 897 00:57:21,448 --> 00:57:24,550 Are you worried about that pretty face of yours bubbling up 898 00:57:24,551 --> 00:57:25,861 and melting off on my floor? 899 00:57:25,862 --> 00:57:28,654 - Just... - Huh? 900 00:57:28,655 --> 00:57:30,175 Smell that! 901 00:57:30,176 --> 00:57:33,319 Ooh. 902 00:57:33,320 --> 00:57:37,603 Welcome, welcome, welcome. 903 00:57:37,604 --> 00:57:39,605 The fuck you doing? 904 00:57:39,606 --> 00:57:42,808 This is the first challenge. 905 00:57:42,809 --> 00:57:45,881 No, No. No, I need helmet! 906 00:57:45,882 --> 00:57:48,404 Three, two, one! No, untie me! 907 00:57:48,405 --> 00:57:51,508 Until me! Charge! 908 00:57:53,750 --> 00:57:56,894 Oh! Oh, fuck! 909 00:58:04,491 --> 00:58:06,973 Are you ready for our next challenge? 910 00:58:06,974 --> 00:58:08,765 Huh? 911 00:58:08,766 --> 00:58:10,947 Are you hungry? 912 00:58:10,948 --> 00:58:13,771 'Cause it's lunchtime! 913 00:58:15,913 --> 00:58:17,534 Alright. What the fuck? 914 00:58:17,535 --> 00:58:21,678 Three, two, one! 915 00:58:21,679 --> 00:58:25,542 Catch that meat! 916 00:58:25,543 --> 00:58:26,893 No! No! No! 917 00:58:26,894 --> 00:58:29,306 - Ooh! - No! 918 00:58:29,307 --> 00:58:31,378 Come on, girl. 919 00:58:31,379 --> 00:58:32,719 There you go. No! 920 00:58:32,720 --> 00:58:35,972 Catch it! Come on, puppy, catch it! 921 00:58:35,973 --> 00:58:38,835 I can't really catch it. 922 00:58:38,836 --> 00:58:41,178 - Catch it. - I'm trying! 923 00:58:41,179 --> 00:58:43,871 - Catch it! - I'm trying! 924 00:58:43,872 --> 00:58:46,844 Come on, girl. Let me show you how you do this. 925 00:58:46,845 --> 00:58:48,256 I can't catch it. 926 00:58:49,367 --> 00:58:51,499 You got to go right up here and then... 927 00:58:53,301 --> 00:58:56,063 Just get it all up in his pie hole. 928 00:58:56,064 --> 00:58:58,576 Ah, that's right, puppy. 929 00:58:58,577 --> 00:58:59,817 Taste good? 930 00:58:59,818 --> 00:59:01,859 Oh, shit. 931 00:59:03,441 --> 00:59:04,483 Ah. 932 00:59:17,015 --> 00:59:18,906 Brandon, get that damn camera off the floor. 933 00:59:25,534 --> 00:59:28,436 Okay, Mr. game shows host. 934 00:59:28,437 --> 00:59:33,201 Now when I say, you're going to jump through these orifices. 935 00:59:33,202 --> 00:59:36,304 Go up to the ladder, climbing through the mouth, 936 00:59:36,305 --> 00:59:40,759 down the slide through the stomach into this pool here. 937 00:59:40,760 --> 00:59:42,280 Mm-mm-mmm. 938 00:59:42,281 --> 00:59:44,763 Oh, my God. 939 00:59:44,764 --> 00:59:48,937 Then you're going to find a flag. 940 00:59:48,938 --> 00:59:51,119 When you find that flag, 941 00:59:51,120 --> 00:59:53,672 you're going to come out this way, 942 00:59:53,673 --> 00:59:56,745 go through the guts, make your way through 943 00:59:56,746 --> 01:00:01,951 all their slip and slide until you get to the exit. 944 01:00:03,783 --> 01:00:05,714 You got 60 seconds. 945 01:00:15,795 --> 01:00:18,898 What's all the brown stuff? 946 01:00:20,250 --> 01:00:22,352 Well, it sure ain't bean dip. 947 01:00:25,425 --> 01:00:27,357 What if I don't finish? 948 01:00:29,159 --> 01:00:30,640 Don't! 949 01:00:35,195 --> 01:00:37,126 - Get set. - Okay. 950 01:00:37,127 --> 01:00:39,439 Get ready, go! 951 01:00:42,102 --> 01:00:45,375 Come on puppy, come on. 952 01:00:46,617 --> 01:00:50,180 Make that run, make that run, make that run! 953 01:00:51,972 --> 01:00:54,184 There you go. 954 01:00:56,357 --> 01:00:57,527 Yeah! 955 01:00:57,528 --> 01:01:00,700 I can't. I can't. 956 01:01:00,701 --> 01:01:02,363 You still got more to do! 957 01:01:06,777 --> 01:01:08,468 Down the pooper shooter. 958 01:01:08,469 --> 01:01:11,991 I don't think I can get through it. 959 01:01:11,992 --> 01:01:13,924 Push on through. 960 01:01:20,721 --> 01:01:22,652 Oh, oh, oh. 961 01:01:22,653 --> 01:01:24,764 Time is running down. 962 01:01:24,765 --> 01:01:27,248 Will he make it? 963 01:01:32,664 --> 01:01:33,944 Through shit city. 964 01:01:33,945 --> 01:01:35,806 Come on down. 965 01:01:35,807 --> 01:01:37,878 I'm coming. I'm coming. 966 01:01:37,879 --> 01:01:40,782 I can do it. I can do it. 967 01:01:47,819 --> 01:01:51,892 I did it! I did it! I did it! 968 01:01:51,893 --> 01:01:54,174 I won your stupid game. 969 01:01:54,175 --> 01:01:55,966 Just couldn't do it, could you, son? 970 01:01:55,967 --> 01:01:59,210 I beat the fucking clock. 971 01:01:59,211 --> 01:02:01,041 I beat the fucking clock. 972 01:02:01,042 --> 01:02:02,934 You're a few seconds too late. 973 01:02:06,908 --> 01:02:09,601 So sorry. 974 01:02:10,943 --> 01:02:13,504 Brandon, get him up. 975 01:02:13,505 --> 01:02:14,506 No! 976 01:02:18,470 --> 01:02:20,091 No winners. 977 01:02:20,092 --> 01:02:23,995 No wishes. 978 01:02:23,996 --> 01:02:25,336 Just pain. 979 01:02:25,337 --> 01:02:27,649 What's this? What is this? 980 01:02:27,650 --> 01:02:29,591 What is that thing? What is this? 981 01:02:29,592 --> 01:02:31,073 What is this? 982 01:02:33,906 --> 01:02:36,007 Wishes. 983 01:02:36,008 --> 01:02:39,491 This is all about wishes, right? Right? 984 01:02:39,492 --> 01:02:43,355 I can help get her wish granted. I can help you. 985 01:02:43,356 --> 01:02:45,707 Are you fucking with me right now? 986 01:02:45,708 --> 01:02:46,978 No, no. 987 01:02:46,979 --> 01:02:49,671 I thought Ozzy was off world, canceled. 988 01:02:49,672 --> 01:02:53,675 I know where it is. 989 01:02:53,676 --> 01:02:55,437 I know where it is. 990 01:02:55,438 --> 01:02:59,992 Baby, does that thing do super close ups? 991 01:02:59,993 --> 01:03:02,374 Because I'm going to show you all how to make a goddamned... 992 01:03:02,375 --> 01:03:05,137 No! No! I'll take you to it! 993 01:03:05,138 --> 01:03:08,001 I'll take you to it! 994 01:03:09,632 --> 01:03:11,324 I'll take you to it. 995 01:03:27,921 --> 01:03:29,131 What the hell? 996 01:03:32,065 --> 01:03:38,140 Security's gotten a little... beefy. 997 01:03:38,141 --> 01:03:41,033 Alright, that's okay. That's alright. 998 01:03:41,034 --> 01:03:43,726 We can't go in this way anymore. 999 01:03:43,727 --> 01:03:45,458 We got to go to the back. 1000 01:03:45,459 --> 01:03:47,560 What the fuck you mean he can't go in this way? 1001 01:03:47,561 --> 01:03:49,223 Goddamn it. 1002 01:03:49,673 --> 01:03:51,425 [Lights bang, hums] 1003 01:03:55,879 --> 01:03:59,162 You remember this, Donna? 1004 01:03:59,163 --> 01:04:00,683 Don't talk to him, baby. 1005 01:04:00,684 --> 01:04:02,375 It's okay. It's alright. 1006 01:04:02,376 --> 01:04:03,887 You leave my girl alone. 1007 01:04:03,888 --> 01:04:05,479 You did done enough. 1008 01:04:20,144 --> 01:04:21,706 It's okay. 1009 01:04:25,049 --> 01:04:26,880 Do you trust this guy, baby? 1010 01:04:26,881 --> 01:04:28,982 Hell no, 1011 01:04:28,983 --> 01:04:30,223 but this is where we have to be. 1012 01:04:37,852 --> 01:04:39,203 Oh, shit. 1013 01:04:48,523 --> 01:04:49,623 Oh, shit. 1014 01:04:56,081 --> 01:04:58,322 - Go ahead, honey. - Okay. 1015 01:04:58,323 --> 01:05:00,945 Go on, I'll follow you. 1016 01:05:00,946 --> 01:05:03,537 Alright, Donna baby. 1017 01:05:03,538 --> 01:05:07,261 Mama said she's gonna get your wish. 1018 01:05:07,262 --> 01:05:08,713 I'mma get your wish. 1019 01:05:21,036 --> 01:05:23,518 This is an actual cave. 1020 01:05:23,519 --> 01:05:26,801 What the fuck do you mean an actual cave? 1021 01:05:26,802 --> 01:05:29,113 I never been past the door before. 1022 01:05:29,114 --> 01:05:31,526 Oh, Goddammit. 1023 01:05:31,527 --> 01:05:33,258 We're gonna be alright. 1024 01:05:33,259 --> 01:05:36,811 I guarantee I'm meaner than anything we'll find down here. 1025 01:05:36,812 --> 01:05:42,847 We want that new car and $10... $15 million. Okay? 1026 01:05:42,848 --> 01:05:45,030 Don't' promise her all that stuff. 1027 01:05:45,031 --> 01:05:47,853 Shut the fuck up, Vinn. 1028 01:05:47,854 --> 01:05:50,166 Yeah, mama, I'm scared. 1029 01:05:53,069 --> 01:05:55,590 It's so dark in here. 1030 01:05:55,591 --> 01:05:58,383 Do you hear that music, baby? 1031 01:05:58,384 --> 01:05:59,596 - Mnh-mnh. - No? 1032 01:06:01,287 --> 01:06:03,118 Wha... What the? 1033 01:06:03,119 --> 01:06:05,871 What's that? 1034 01:06:05,872 --> 01:06:06,982 Baby? 1035 01:06:12,258 --> 01:06:13,298 Wait. 1036 01:06:16,753 --> 01:06:18,024 Wait. 1037 01:06:21,958 --> 01:06:24,201 What? 1038 01:06:28,655 --> 01:06:29,965 Here. 1039 01:06:29,966 --> 01:06:31,347 It's fine. 1040 01:06:31,348 --> 01:06:32,388 What are you doing? 1041 01:06:32,389 --> 01:06:33,799 It's fine. 1042 01:06:35,842 --> 01:06:37,663 It knows my aura. 1043 01:07:25,023 --> 01:07:26,683 Make it a good wish, kid. 1044 01:08:06,555 --> 01:08:09,757 Mom, Dad? What the fuck is that? 1045 01:08:09,758 --> 01:08:11,210 Mom, Dad, what... 1046 01:08:20,219 --> 01:08:22,430 - What the fuck? - No! 1047 01:08:22,431 --> 01:08:26,194 - Jesus! - Mom! 1048 01:08:26,195 --> 01:08:27,575 Dad! 1049 01:08:27,576 --> 01:08:28,817 What the fuck?! 1050 01:08:28,818 --> 01:08:30,579 What the... What the hell she... 1051 01:08:32,581 --> 01:08:34,823 Get down, get down. 1052 01:08:34,824 --> 01:08:37,025 What the...? 1053 01:08:37,026 --> 01:08:38,406 I don't understand. 1054 01:08:38,407 --> 01:08:40,790 What the fuck is going on? 1055 01:08:43,242 --> 01:08:44,554 Oh! 1056 01:08:47,867 --> 01:08:50,419 What did you do, bitch?! What did you do?! 1057 01:09:30,430 --> 01:09:33,222 What the fuck are you doing, loser? 1058 01:09:33,223 --> 01:09:34,504 Hey. Hey, is that my camera? 1059 01:09:34,505 --> 01:09:35,816 Don't tape over my new... 1060 01:09:44,234 --> 01:09:45,726 Hey. 1061 01:09:49,480 --> 01:09:51,171 Hey. 1062 01:09:51,172 --> 01:09:53,173 Oh. Oh, you like that? 1063 01:09:53,174 --> 01:09:56,045 Oh, you like these? Yeah, I thought you would. 1064 01:09:56,046 --> 01:09:58,628 Yeah, I'm a big boy. 1065 01:09:58,629 --> 01:10:01,292 Oh, you like big boys? Yeah, I though you did. 1066 01:10:03,014 --> 01:10:06,987 Somebody better call the vet, these pythons are sick. 1067 01:10:06,988 --> 01:10:08,748 Did you say something, honey? 1068 01:10:08,749 --> 01:10:10,991 Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't... don't come in. 1069 01:10:10,992 --> 01:10:12,712 Don't do that in. I'm studying. 1070 01:10:12,713 --> 01:10:15,305 Okay. What do you want for lunch? 1071 01:10:15,306 --> 01:10:17,097 Hot pockets. 1072 01:10:17,098 --> 01:10:19,580 God, of course. 1073 01:10:41,883 --> 01:10:44,916 Holy shit. 1074 01:10:48,440 --> 01:10:50,751 Hey, hey. Hey. Hey! Hey! 1075 01:10:50,752 --> 01:10:53,474 Hey, you there. Get... Is that a camera? 1076 01:10:53,475 --> 01:10:55,826 Do not... I will tell your parents. 1077 01:10:55,827 --> 01:10:57,518 No! 1078 01:10:57,519 --> 01:10:59,211 Goddammit! 1079 01:11:04,456 --> 01:11:06,218 Yo, shh, shh, shh. 1080 01:11:12,875 --> 01:11:14,186 Shh, shh. 1081 01:11:23,886 --> 01:11:26,138 Yo, should we get the cream? 1082 01:11:41,974 --> 01:11:43,846 Do it again, do it again. 1083 01:11:47,780 --> 01:11:49,781 Oh! 1084 01:11:49,782 --> 01:11:52,955 - Holy Shit. - Boner. 1085 01:11:52,956 --> 01:11:54,917 Boner, what happened, bro? What happened, buddy? 1086 01:11:54,918 --> 01:11:56,518 - Buster. - Did you just jizz on himself? 1087 01:11:56,519 --> 01:11:58,991 Was that streaming, bro? 1088 01:11:58,992 --> 01:12:01,583 Whoa, dude, this is fucking crazy. 1089 01:12:01,584 --> 01:12:02,584 - Whoa. - What the fuck? 1090 01:12:02,585 --> 01:12:05,618 Whoa, what is that? 1091 01:12:05,619 --> 01:12:07,309 What the... yo. 1092 01:12:07,310 --> 01:12:09,972 Ah, dude, that's one gnarly ass snake, bro. 1093 01:12:09,973 --> 01:12:11,454 Anaconda. 1094 01:12:13,527 --> 01:12:14,837 Look at that strip, dude. 1095 01:12:14,838 --> 01:12:17,249 Oh! 1096 01:12:17,250 --> 01:12:19,362 Yo! Eww! Shit, bro. 1097 01:12:19,363 --> 01:12:21,364 Hey, Boner, for 50 cents, eat it right now. 1098 01:12:21,365 --> 01:12:23,155 I'll eat your fucking mom for 50 cents, bro. 1099 01:12:23,156 --> 01:12:25,848 Yo. 1100 01:12:25,849 --> 01:12:27,990 Oh! 1101 01:12:27,991 --> 01:12:29,642 I don't believe this kid. 1102 01:12:29,643 --> 01:12:32,545 Yo, after this we should hit the stairs by Blockbuster, yeah? 1103 01:12:32,546 --> 01:12:34,066 Nah, dude, RadioShack's so much better. 1104 01:12:34,067 --> 01:12:35,718 No, dude, I was just there yesterday. 1105 01:12:35,719 --> 01:12:37,790 Nah. You're tripping, bro. 1106 01:12:37,791 --> 01:12:39,311 Bro, you know who they seem like to me? 1107 01:12:40,244 --> 01:12:41,554 Oh, shit. 1108 01:12:41,555 --> 01:12:42,695 - Fuck. - Dude. 1109 01:12:42,696 --> 01:12:44,558 Bro, you're good? 1110 01:12:46,420 --> 01:12:48,701 - I'm okay. - Oh! 1111 01:12:48,702 --> 01:12:50,223 Oh, dude. That's not right? 1112 01:12:50,224 --> 01:12:52,225 - Oh, shit. I-Is this normal? - No, no. 1113 01:12:52,226 --> 01:12:53,326 No, it is not normal. 1114 01:12:53,327 --> 01:12:55,538 Dave, it's not real. There's no way... 1115 01:12:55,539 --> 01:12:56,950 Okay, I'm telling you, it's real. 1116 01:12:56,951 --> 01:12:59,262 And you guys need to take this shit more seriously. 1117 01:12:59,263 --> 01:13:00,783 - Yeah, right. - Yeah, that'd be crazy. 1118 01:13:01,986 --> 01:13:03,296 Okay, you know what? Just watch. 1119 01:13:03,297 --> 01:13:04,928 Come New Years and all you nonbelievers 1120 01:13:04,929 --> 01:13:06,299 are gonna be fucked, and there's no way in hell 1121 01:13:06,300 --> 01:13:08,021 I'm letting you, either of you into my sick. 1122 01:13:08,022 --> 01:13:09,272 Y2K bomb shelter crib. 1123 01:13:09,273 --> 01:13:11,895 Oh no. What are we going to do without... 1124 01:13:11,896 --> 01:13:14,037 Boner's bomb shelter, dude. 1125 01:13:14,038 --> 01:13:15,208 Open the door. Shut up. 1126 01:13:15,209 --> 01:13:16,530 Yo, what the fuck are you writing? 1127 01:13:16,531 --> 01:13:17,901 My supplies, okay? 1128 01:13:17,902 --> 01:13:20,834 I need to have TP, condoms, obviously, and then... 1129 01:13:20,835 --> 01:13:22,666 - Why? - What do you mean why? 1130 01:13:22,667 --> 01:13:24,187 I think the world ending is more likely 1131 01:13:24,188 --> 01:13:25,359 than you get laid, bro. 1132 01:13:25,360 --> 01:13:27,431 100 fucking percent, dude. 1133 01:13:27,432 --> 01:13:29,263 - This is the dumbest... - It's gonna work. 1134 01:13:29,264 --> 01:13:31,775 - This is the dumbest... - It's gonna to work! 1135 01:13:31,776 --> 01:13:33,087 You're a fucking idiot. 1136 01:13:33,088 --> 01:13:35,129 Bro, it's for sure going to work. 1137 01:13:35,130 --> 01:13:37,962 I saw it on "Candid Camera." 1138 01:13:37,963 --> 01:13:39,023 God. 1139 01:13:39,024 --> 01:13:41,206 Look, it's practically invisible. 1140 01:13:43,518 --> 01:13:44,830 Hey, guys. Hey. Hehe. 1141 01:13:47,342 --> 01:13:49,765 - Follow me. - Alright, play it cool, bro. 1142 01:14:01,637 --> 01:14:04,158 Is he okay? 1143 01:14:04,159 --> 01:14:05,880 Hey, ladies. 1144 01:14:05,881 --> 01:14:07,782 What's going on? How you guys doing? 1145 01:14:07,783 --> 01:14:08,853 - Hi. - Hi. 1146 01:14:08,854 --> 01:14:10,925 What are you guys' names? 1147 01:14:10,926 --> 01:14:14,239 I'm Cassidy, and this is Emma. 1148 01:14:14,240 --> 01:14:17,482 Cassidy, Emma, Emma, Cassidy. Cool. 1149 01:14:17,483 --> 01:14:20,065 My name is Breckie, and my friends call me Brex. 1150 01:14:20,066 --> 01:14:23,348 Like music and stuff. Um, I got a question for you guys. 1151 01:14:23,349 --> 01:14:25,560 Um, I'm with some friends over here, 1152 01:14:25,561 --> 01:14:26,831 but we're kind of hungry. 1153 01:14:26,832 --> 01:14:28,944 - Is that a camera? - No. 1154 01:14:28,945 --> 01:14:30,495 - Are you serious? - No, no. 1155 01:14:30,496 --> 01:14:33,388 Wow, you are so perverted. You little creep. 1156 01:14:33,389 --> 01:14:34,699 Yeah, you better run, you creep. 1157 01:14:34,700 --> 01:14:35,842 I like your dress! 1158 01:14:52,348 --> 01:14:53,790 Oh, yeah. 1159 01:14:56,352 --> 01:14:58,244 Oh, shit. 1160 01:15:27,274 --> 01:15:31,318 So fucking hot. Shit. 1161 01:15:41,949 --> 01:15:43,741 Go, go. 1162 01:15:45,432 --> 01:15:49,195 Oh, my God. You weren't lying. 1163 01:15:49,196 --> 01:15:52,028 Dude, she's out there every day since she moved in. 1164 01:15:52,029 --> 01:15:54,341 How many times can you clean a car? 1165 01:15:54,342 --> 01:15:58,034 I'm telling you, my new top three in the spank bank, 1166 01:15:58,035 --> 01:16:00,207 Sarah Michelle Gellar, Britney Spears 1167 01:16:00,208 --> 01:16:03,039 and this chick over there. 1168 01:16:03,040 --> 01:16:05,282 You are so lucky you get to live across the street 1169 01:16:05,283 --> 01:16:07,454 from that piece of ass. Dude, I know, I know. 1170 01:16:07,455 --> 01:16:09,526 Look, she's bending over. Look. 1171 01:16:09,527 --> 01:16:10,908 - Oh. - Oh! 1172 01:16:13,771 --> 01:16:17,014 Hey, guys, what are you doing? 1173 01:16:17,015 --> 01:16:18,635 - Boo! - Mind your business, dickweed. 1174 01:16:18,636 --> 01:16:20,317 Hey, what did I say about coming to my room 1175 01:16:20,318 --> 01:16:21,678 with an invite? Come on, Dyl. 1176 01:16:21,679 --> 01:16:23,160 - Out! - I'm not intruding. 1177 01:16:23,161 --> 01:16:24,471 Now! 1178 01:16:24,472 --> 01:16:27,064 Goddammit. 1179 01:16:27,065 --> 01:16:28,505 Is he gonna snitch? 1180 01:16:28,506 --> 01:16:30,377 Nah, we're holding his Warhammer set hostage. 1181 01:16:30,378 --> 01:16:31,238 We're good. 1182 01:16:31,239 --> 01:16:33,201 - Dude, let's go. - Awesome. 1183 01:16:35,173 --> 01:16:37,315 Holy shit! 1184 01:16:38,517 --> 01:16:40,728 Look at her hand on that hose, bro. 1185 01:16:40,729 --> 01:16:42,279 Look at that grip, man. 1186 01:16:42,280 --> 01:16:43,801 Oh, yeah, dude. 1187 01:16:43,802 --> 01:16:46,283 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. - No! 1188 01:16:46,284 --> 01:16:47,945 - No! - No, move your van! 1189 01:16:47,946 --> 01:16:50,087 - Are you serious? - Right in front. 1190 01:16:50,088 --> 01:16:51,599 It's bullshit, man. 1191 01:16:51,600 --> 01:16:53,711 - Goddamn. - Come on, dude. 1192 01:16:53,712 --> 01:16:56,954 - Hate this guy. - This sucks, bro. 1193 01:16:56,955 --> 01:16:59,267 Hey, pull your shorts up a little. 1194 01:16:59,268 --> 01:17:00,438 Oh, he's got to get ready. 1195 01:17:00,439 --> 01:17:02,580 - No shot, bro. - Hey, man. Hey. 1196 01:17:02,581 --> 01:17:04,512 - Oh, does he think... - Come on. Come on. 1197 01:17:04,513 --> 01:17:06,114 Does he think she's going to go for that? 1198 01:17:06,115 --> 01:17:08,236 - Bro. - Oh, nah, dude. 1199 01:17:08,237 --> 01:17:11,860 You can see how disgusted she looks. 1200 01:17:11,861 --> 01:17:14,042 - Not that! Ow! - Oh, shit! 1201 01:17:14,043 --> 01:17:15,734 - She... she just went... - Wait. 1202 01:17:15,735 --> 01:17:17,625 Is that a new Macintosh? 1203 01:17:17,626 --> 01:17:19,347 She trying... she trying to fund my college? 1204 01:17:20,700 --> 01:17:21,980 You could do my sugar mama. 1205 01:17:21,981 --> 01:17:23,772 Oh, dude, you're telling me, man. 1206 01:17:23,773 --> 01:17:25,914 Dude, he's still talking to her. 1207 01:17:25,915 --> 01:17:27,255 - Get lost. - Hey! 1208 01:17:27,256 --> 01:17:29,197 - She's walking away. - She can't hear you. 1209 01:17:29,198 --> 01:17:30,609 She's not interested. 1210 01:17:30,610 --> 01:17:33,992 - Leave, dude. - Now. Get over yourself, bro. 1211 01:17:33,993 --> 01:17:35,924 - No! - No! 1212 01:17:35,925 --> 01:17:37,235 No, man! 1213 01:17:37,236 --> 01:17:39,858 Not the damn... oh! 1214 01:17:39,859 --> 01:17:42,381 Oh, shit, bro. 1215 01:17:42,382 --> 01:17:43,582 Oh, shit. 1216 01:17:43,583 --> 01:17:45,695 - Get out of here. - Bro. 1217 01:17:48,898 --> 01:17:52,010 What's with all the weird statues? 1218 01:17:52,011 --> 01:17:54,153 Maybe her family's European? 1219 01:17:54,154 --> 01:17:57,116 They are classy and sexually liberal. 1220 01:17:57,117 --> 01:17:58,949 - Mm. - Oh. 1221 01:18:02,502 --> 01:18:05,744 Dude, that is what I'm talking about. 1222 01:18:05,745 --> 01:18:06,886 I think I'm in love. 1223 01:18:10,030 --> 01:18:11,751 - Ooh. - Oh, my God. 1224 01:18:11,752 --> 01:18:14,173 She's going for the shower. Let's go, let's go, let's go. 1225 01:18:14,174 --> 01:18:16,686 - Please, please, please. - She's going to get naked. 1226 01:18:16,687 --> 01:18:18,447 - Please. - No, no! 1227 01:18:18,448 --> 01:18:20,069 - Don't do any more! - No! 1228 01:18:20,070 --> 01:18:22,281 Goddammit. 1229 01:18:22,282 --> 01:18:23,693 We've got to get a better angle. 1230 01:18:23,694 --> 01:18:26,426 Okay, I will buy the safe from you for $100. 1231 01:18:26,427 --> 01:18:28,217 Final offer. 1232 01:18:28,218 --> 01:18:30,049 Be off the chain, bro. 1233 01:18:30,050 --> 01:18:32,742 You got Limp Bizkit, you got Creed, 1234 01:18:32,743 --> 01:18:34,013 you got Whole, you got... 1235 01:18:34,014 --> 01:18:35,265 Hey, guys, let's her Boner out. 1236 01:18:35,266 --> 01:18:36,576 Let's here Boner out. 1237 01:18:36,577 --> 01:18:38,578 Ah! 1238 01:18:38,579 --> 01:18:40,160 Dude, I swear to... 1239 01:18:40,161 --> 01:18:42,121 - I got your concert. - Oh, come... Shut up, dude. 1240 01:18:42,122 --> 01:18:43,803 Come on, come on, I'm killing it right now. 1241 01:18:43,804 --> 01:18:46,066 - No. - Lame. 1242 01:18:46,067 --> 01:18:48,518 Your brother sucks. 1243 01:18:48,519 --> 01:18:50,280 Oh, shit. 1244 01:18:50,281 --> 01:18:51,341 - Oh. - Wait. 1245 01:18:51,342 --> 01:18:52,542 He's got his little baby pads. 1246 01:18:52,543 --> 01:18:55,215 - What is he doing? - Fuck. 1247 01:18:55,216 --> 01:18:58,178 I can't believe I'm related to him. 1248 01:18:58,179 --> 01:18:59,871 - Hey, look. - Oh. 1249 01:19:05,086 --> 01:19:06,566 He's not going to snitch on us, right? 1250 01:19:06,567 --> 01:19:09,160 'Cause I need this, like, really badly. 1251 01:19:10,572 --> 01:19:12,332 - What the fuck? - Yo, you don't just walk up 1252 01:19:12,333 --> 01:19:14,334 and talk to a girl like that. 1253 01:19:14,335 --> 01:19:16,987 - Get away from her. - What the fuck?! 1254 01:19:16,988 --> 01:19:19,620 Yo, did she just voluntarily touch him? 1255 01:19:19,621 --> 01:19:20,681 Is she holding his hand? 1256 01:19:20,682 --> 01:19:22,102 This is not happening right now. 1257 01:19:22,103 --> 01:19:25,175 - Whoa. - Is he... he's going inside. 1258 01:19:25,176 --> 01:19:27,067 Dude. Holy shit. 1259 01:19:27,068 --> 01:19:28,659 She probably feels bad for him. 1260 01:19:28,660 --> 01:19:31,252 Oh, my God. I want her to feel bad for me every day. 1261 01:19:31,253 --> 01:19:33,764 Brady is a Goddamn pimp. 1262 01:19:33,765 --> 01:19:35,187 Hey, shut up, man. 1263 01:19:37,769 --> 01:19:39,530 Brady, dude, mad respect. 1264 01:19:39,531 --> 01:19:41,012 Yo, does she have a boyfriend, though? 1265 01:19:41,013 --> 01:19:42,263 What does she smell like? 1266 01:19:42,264 --> 01:19:43,604 Does she have the hot girl stink? 1267 01:19:43,605 --> 01:19:45,366 Who? Sandra? 1268 01:19:45,367 --> 01:19:47,298 - Holy shit. - You're on a first name basis? 1269 01:19:47,299 --> 01:19:48,709 Hey, hey, hey, let the kid talk. 1270 01:19:48,710 --> 01:19:50,511 Oh, my God. 1271 01:19:50,512 --> 01:19:52,433 Yeah, I'm supposed to go over and help her set up 1272 01:19:52,434 --> 01:19:53,544 a webcam tomorrow so... 1273 01:19:53,545 --> 01:19:55,136 Oh, shit, dude. 1274 01:19:55,137 --> 01:19:57,548 Sounds like a date. 1275 01:19:57,549 --> 01:19:59,791 Yo, I never would have guessed he's got more game 1276 01:19:59,792 --> 01:20:00,973 than his big bro. 1277 01:20:02,104 --> 01:20:03,906 Yo, shut the fuck up! 1278 01:20:05,798 --> 01:20:07,490 I've got an idea. 1279 01:20:09,361 --> 01:20:12,495 Alright, just level me. Is it possible? 1280 01:20:14,326 --> 01:20:16,157 Yeah, I could install a spyware program, 1281 01:20:16,158 --> 01:20:18,740 but if I get caught, she'll... she'll kill me. 1282 01:20:18,741 --> 01:20:20,302 Then you'll die hero. 1283 01:20:20,303 --> 01:20:24,376 Brady, if you do this, you'll be a fucking legend, 1284 01:20:24,377 --> 01:20:27,999 plus you can hang out with us tonight. 1285 01:20:28,000 --> 01:20:29,382 Really? 1286 01:20:30,583 --> 01:20:31,693 He's in, boys. 1287 01:20:31,694 --> 01:20:33,556 There we go. 1288 01:20:38,251 --> 01:20:40,943 - Don't look... - Turn around! 1289 01:20:40,944 --> 01:20:43,145 - Oh, my God. - Fucking Brady. 1290 01:20:43,146 --> 01:20:44,837 Dude, your brother. Oh, my God. 1291 01:20:44,838 --> 01:20:46,428 Jesus Christ. 1292 01:20:46,429 --> 01:20:48,400 Hey. 1293 01:20:48,401 --> 01:20:49,742 Maybe she's a sculptor. 1294 01:20:49,743 --> 01:20:51,103 Dude, they kind of look like Boner. 1295 01:20:51,104 --> 01:20:53,066 - Hey, hey. - Okay, yeah. 1296 01:20:54,958 --> 01:20:56,128 Better looking. 1297 01:20:56,129 --> 01:20:58,722 Shut up. 1298 01:21:00,724 --> 01:21:02,516 Dear, Penthouse. 1299 01:21:04,758 --> 01:21:06,139 Goddamn. 1300 01:21:11,385 --> 01:21:13,045 Alright, alright, wrap it off. 1301 01:21:13,046 --> 01:21:15,558 Mm, I need this so badly. 1302 01:21:15,559 --> 01:21:18,050 - Shit, man. - I can't watch. 1303 01:21:18,051 --> 01:21:20,153 I'm going to throw up. 1304 01:21:20,154 --> 01:21:21,364 It's okay, Boner. 1305 01:21:21,365 --> 01:21:23,056 Yeah, I'm kind of nervous. 1306 01:21:23,057 --> 01:21:25,369 Now or never, dude. Go, go, go. 1307 01:21:26,440 --> 01:21:29,193 What the hell is spyware anyway? 1308 01:21:31,065 --> 01:21:32,815 - Okay. - Shit. 1309 01:21:32,816 --> 01:21:36,129 Come on, Brady, you got this. You got this. 1310 01:21:36,130 --> 01:21:37,340 - Oh, my God. - Oh, shit. 1311 01:21:37,341 --> 01:21:39,452 - Oh, my God. - You got to hurry. 1312 01:21:39,453 --> 01:21:41,455 - Jesus. - Oh, my God. 1313 01:21:44,729 --> 01:21:46,419 - We're done. - I can't watch this, dude. 1314 01:21:46,420 --> 01:21:47,861 - Fuck, fuck. - He's dead, he's dead. 1315 01:21:47,862 --> 01:21:49,212 He's dead. 1316 01:21:49,213 --> 01:21:53,146 - Is it... - I'm going to throw up. 1317 01:21:53,147 --> 01:21:54,738 - Oh, we got it. - Come on, come on. 1318 01:21:54,739 --> 01:21:55,839 Did he save it? 1319 01:21:55,840 --> 01:21:58,712 - Is it...? - Oh, shit. 1320 01:21:58,713 --> 01:22:01,716 Yo, that's some "Goldeneye" shit right there, dude. 1321 01:22:03,027 --> 01:22:05,479 This kid's taking way too long. 1322 01:22:05,480 --> 01:22:07,961 Let him do his thing. 1323 01:22:07,962 --> 01:22:09,793 Dear, God, I know I never really pray to you 1324 01:22:09,794 --> 01:22:11,655 about anything ever, 1325 01:22:11,656 --> 01:22:15,038 but please do not be an asshole about this. 1326 01:22:15,039 --> 01:22:16,170 Did it work? 1327 01:22:16,171 --> 01:22:17,241 We're in. 1328 01:22:17,242 --> 01:22:19,593 - Yes! - No shit. 1329 01:22:19,594 --> 01:22:21,555 - The kid did it. - Yeah. 1330 01:22:21,556 --> 01:22:23,047 Hey, he was a kid five minutes ago. 1331 01:22:23,048 --> 01:22:25,530 This gentleman is a man. 1332 01:22:26,531 --> 01:22:28,363 - Hey, you did good. - Cool. 1333 01:22:30,085 --> 01:22:31,876 - Cheers. - Cheers, bud. 1334 01:22:31,877 --> 01:22:33,988 Glorious. 1335 01:22:33,989 --> 01:22:35,509 Oh, wow. 1336 01:22:35,510 --> 01:22:37,752 Technology is amazing, man. 1337 01:22:37,753 --> 01:22:39,553 - Yo, Boner, that's my computer. - Hey, Boner. 1338 01:23:05,811 --> 01:23:08,093 Guys, guys, shower time. 1339 01:23:08,094 --> 01:23:09,744 Finally, bro. 1340 01:23:09,745 --> 01:23:12,787 My balls were about to discover a new shade of blue. 1341 01:23:12,788 --> 01:23:14,299 Holy shit. 1342 01:23:14,300 --> 01:23:15,820 I can't wait to see those titties. 1343 01:23:15,821 --> 01:23:16,892 Yeah. 1344 01:23:16,893 --> 01:23:18,293 This is the greatest day of my life. 1345 01:23:18,294 --> 01:23:19,605 Oh. 1346 01:23:21,557 --> 01:23:23,729 Come on, go for it. 1347 01:23:26,042 --> 01:23:27,974 - Whoa. - Oh, my God. 1348 01:23:31,838 --> 01:23:33,148 Hey. What's up? 1349 01:23:33,149 --> 01:23:35,390 Y-You don't like the beer? 1350 01:23:35,391 --> 01:23:37,573 I just feel like a creep. 1351 01:23:37,574 --> 01:23:39,505 Dude, we're just having some fun. 1352 01:23:39,506 --> 01:23:40,746 I know, it's just... 1353 01:23:40,747 --> 01:23:42,508 She trusted me, man. Just shut it off. 1354 01:23:42,509 --> 01:23:45,300 We will, we will, in a little while. 1355 01:23:45,301 --> 01:23:46,892 Hey, Brady, where are you going, man? 1356 01:23:46,893 --> 01:23:49,955 Oh, fuck it. The Internet is awesome. 1357 01:23:49,956 --> 01:23:51,478 Yeah. 1358 01:23:51,958 --> 01:23:53,549 Eww! 1359 01:23:53,550 --> 01:23:55,451 Yo, what? She's double jointed? 1360 01:23:55,452 --> 01:23:57,453 - Gross. - I'd still tap that. 1361 01:23:57,454 --> 01:23:59,316 Contortionist. 1362 01:24:01,598 --> 01:24:03,389 A wig. I knew it. 1363 01:24:03,390 --> 01:24:04,911 I fucking knew it. 1364 01:24:06,223 --> 01:24:07,803 - Oh! Oh! - What the fuck? 1365 01:24:07,804 --> 01:24:09,255 Oh, oh. 1366 01:24:09,256 --> 01:24:11,088 Uh... 1367 01:24:13,230 --> 01:24:15,611 Yo, wait, wait, wait. Is this that CGI thing? 1368 01:24:15,612 --> 01:24:17,253 Man, it's still... it's still kind of hot. 1369 01:24:17,254 --> 01:24:19,125 I do not... I don't like it. I don't like it. 1370 01:24:19,126 --> 01:24:20,366 Nah. 1371 01:24:20,367 --> 01:24:22,679 Holy shit. Guys, she sees us. 1372 01:24:22,680 --> 01:24:24,080 Like, you need to call an ambulance, 1373 01:24:24,081 --> 01:24:25,622 the police and then your parents. 1374 01:24:25,623 --> 01:24:27,063 Call your parents. I got it. 1375 01:24:27,064 --> 01:24:28,825 911, what is your emergency? 1376 01:24:28,826 --> 01:24:31,968 Yeah, I'm calling about a girl with snakes in her head. 1377 01:24:31,969 --> 01:24:34,130 - How many snakes, sir? - I don't know how many snakes! 1378 01:24:34,872 --> 01:24:37,384 Holy shit. 1379 01:24:37,385 --> 01:24:38,595 Yo, yo. Did you hear that? 1380 01:24:38,596 --> 01:24:39,806 What was that? 1381 01:24:39,807 --> 01:24:42,530 Yo, yo, yo. She's on the roof, dude. 1382 01:24:49,577 --> 01:24:51,579 - What the fuck? - Oh! 1383 01:24:54,062 --> 01:24:55,473 Oh! 1384 01:24:58,306 --> 01:24:59,657 Oh no. 1385 01:25:02,410 --> 01:25:03,932 Oh, my God! 1386 01:25:10,038 --> 01:25:11,629 Get the fuck out of here. 1387 01:25:14,322 --> 01:25:16,354 - What's going on? - Watch out! 1388 01:25:19,357 --> 01:25:21,359 Go, go, go, go, go! 1389 01:25:30,128 --> 01:25:32,209 Look, we need to get out, We need to get out of here. 1390 01:25:33,241 --> 01:25:34,623 Brady. 1391 01:25:36,134 --> 01:25:37,895 S-Sandra? 1392 01:25:37,896 --> 01:25:41,379 We... we didn't mean to hurt you, right? 1393 01:25:41,380 --> 01:25:43,251 Right, Dylan? We... 1394 01:25:43,252 --> 01:25:44,902 Oh, my G... 1395 01:25:46,905 --> 01:25:48,596 No! Nobody can kill him! 1396 01:25:48,597 --> 01:25:50,980 Leave him alone! 1397 01:25:54,503 --> 01:25:57,126 No! 1398 01:26:29,259 --> 01:26:34,233 - Jane McAllister, 48... - Sorry, hold up your release. 1399 01:26:34,234 --> 01:26:37,266 Jane McAllister, 48. 1400 01:26:37,267 --> 01:26:39,098 Got it. 1401 01:26:39,099 --> 01:26:42,691 This is where the vessel will lie during the ritual. 1402 01:26:42,692 --> 01:26:44,243 Are you nervous at all? 1403 01:26:44,244 --> 01:26:46,515 No, I'm not part of the coven. 1404 01:26:46,516 --> 01:26:48,557 I'm just the husband in the background. 1405 01:26:48,558 --> 01:26:50,871 But, yeah, I'm nervous. 1406 01:26:53,043 --> 01:26:54,523 Hey. 1407 01:26:54,524 --> 01:26:56,145 Did you eat something before we left? 1408 01:26:56,146 --> 01:26:57,807 Yeah, I grabbed one of your Gogurts. 1409 01:26:57,808 --> 01:27:00,710 That's not a meal, man. 1410 01:27:00,711 --> 01:27:02,221 I ate two of them. 1411 01:27:02,222 --> 01:27:04,604 So, tell us why you volunteered to be the vessel, 1412 01:27:04,605 --> 01:27:06,225 and start off by saying 1413 01:27:06,226 --> 01:27:08,367 I volunteered to be the vessel because. 1414 01:27:08,368 --> 01:27:10,820 Um, I volunteered to be the vessel 1415 01:27:10,821 --> 01:27:13,132 because I've always felt like I was destined 1416 01:27:13,133 --> 01:27:15,615 for something bigger than me, I guess. 1417 01:27:15,616 --> 01:27:17,236 Does that make sense? 1418 01:27:17,237 --> 01:27:19,659 And I just want to say, it is an absolute honor 1419 01:27:19,660 --> 01:27:21,241 to offer my body as the earthly vessel 1420 01:27:21,242 --> 01:27:23,002 of Our Lord Ukabon. 1421 01:27:23,003 --> 01:27:25,004 Thank you so much, Kirsten. Good luck tonight. 1422 01:27:25,005 --> 01:27:26,427 Yeah, good luck or... yeah. 1423 01:27:37,919 --> 01:27:39,329 You guys nervous to see one? 1424 01:27:39,330 --> 01:27:41,371 A demon? 1425 01:27:41,372 --> 01:27:44,474 You guys are in for a trip. 1426 01:27:44,475 --> 01:27:46,267 Have you seen one? 1427 01:27:47,688 --> 01:27:50,620 Wait, I thought it'd be like New Year's Eve, 1428 01:27:50,621 --> 01:27:52,482 Y2K for the whole thing to... 1429 01:27:52,483 --> 01:27:54,074 I mean, like, for big ones, yeah. 1430 01:27:54,075 --> 01:27:56,206 Julia, the book. 1431 01:27:56,207 --> 01:27:58,078 - Got to go. - Okay. 1432 01:27:58,079 --> 01:28:01,592 It's important to massage the doorway to the other realm, 1433 01:28:01,593 --> 01:28:03,844 but we won't call Ukabon into the vessel 1434 01:28:03,845 --> 01:28:05,906 until the stroke of midnight 1435 01:28:05,907 --> 01:28:08,710 when the veil is at its very thinnest. 1436 01:28:12,163 --> 01:28:13,475 Thank you. 1437 01:28:25,547 --> 01:28:27,378 - The window.... - Window. 1438 01:28:27,379 --> 01:28:29,520 - ...begins to crack. - Crack. 1439 01:28:29,521 --> 01:28:30,932 - The gate... - Gate- 1440 01:28:30,933 --> 01:28:32,874 - ...begins to open. - Open. 1441 01:28:32,875 --> 01:28:34,555 - The veil... - Veil 1442 01:28:34,556 --> 01:28:36,387 - ...begins to slip. - Slip. 1443 01:28:36,388 --> 01:28:37,810 - Ukabon. - Ukabon. 1444 01:28:37,880 --> 01:28:39,630 - Ukabon. - Ukabon. 1445 01:28:39,631 --> 01:28:41,672 We thread the needle with thy name 1446 01:28:41,673 --> 01:28:44,466 and pull thee to our earthly plane. 1447 01:28:48,400 --> 01:28:50,371 Troy. 1448 01:28:50,372 --> 01:28:51,613 Faces. 1449 01:29:00,032 --> 01:29:03,274 What was that. What? 1450 01:29:03,275 --> 01:29:04,556 - Hey. - What? 1451 01:29:04,557 --> 01:29:05,908 I think I saw something. 1452 01:29:14,807 --> 01:29:16,919 Something's here! 1453 01:29:18,431 --> 01:29:20,262 Is that Fergus again? 1454 01:29:20,263 --> 01:29:21,783 Just cast him out, honey. 1455 01:29:21,784 --> 01:29:23,265 - Okay, follow my lead. - Don't stop. 1456 01:29:23,266 --> 01:29:26,098 - We speak to thee uninvited. - Troy, get in there. 1457 01:29:26,099 --> 01:29:27,129 Uninvited. 1458 01:29:27,130 --> 01:29:29,171 Our anger thou hast ignited. 1459 01:29:29,172 --> 01:29:30,722 Ignited. 1460 01:29:30,723 --> 01:29:32,654 All thy power we... 1461 01:29:32,655 --> 01:29:33,826 No, no, no. 1462 01:29:33,827 --> 01:29:35,618 And do cast thee back... 1463 01:29:45,669 --> 01:29:48,220 May? 1464 01:29:48,221 --> 01:29:49,633 May, I can't see. 1465 01:29:54,398 --> 01:29:56,959 May? 1466 01:29:56,960 --> 01:29:58,201 May?! 1467 01:30:17,661 --> 01:30:19,153 What? 1468 01:30:21,115 --> 01:30:23,917 May? 1469 01:30:23,918 --> 01:30:25,298 Dude, how do we get outside? 1470 01:30:25,299 --> 01:30:26,669 Oh, dude, your head. 1471 01:30:26,670 --> 01:30:28,712 Woah, stop, look out. 1472 01:30:28,713 --> 01:30:29,994 Oh, shit. 1473 01:30:32,056 --> 01:30:34,789 - What the hell? - What is that? 1474 01:30:40,625 --> 01:30:41,756 Hey, what's happening? 1475 01:30:43,868 --> 01:30:45,660 Dude, what is that? Is that a person? 1476 01:30:48,563 --> 01:30:49,804 Hey! 1477 01:30:53,568 --> 01:30:55,499 Oh, oh, oh! Oh! 1478 01:30:55,500 --> 01:30:56,881 Oh, shit! 1479 01:31:03,338 --> 01:31:05,539 What was it? What was it? 1480 01:31:05,540 --> 01:31:07,441 Shh, shh! Turn the light off! 1481 01:31:07,442 --> 01:31:08,782 Turn it off! 1482 01:31:08,783 --> 01:31:11,545 Where's the button? 1483 01:31:11,546 --> 01:31:12,717 Shh, be quiet! 1484 01:31:18,864 --> 01:31:20,244 Something licked my hand. 1485 01:31:20,245 --> 01:31:22,046 - What? - Something licked my hand. 1486 01:31:22,047 --> 01:31:23,847 - Nothing licked your hand. - No, I'm serious. 1487 01:31:23,848 --> 01:31:25,079 Shut up. I do not care. 1488 01:31:25,080 --> 01:31:27,012 Shut up. Do not turn on the light. 1489 01:31:29,675 --> 01:31:32,497 Oh, what? 1490 01:31:32,498 --> 01:31:34,399 Oh, Jesus. 1491 01:31:52,758 --> 01:31:53,968 Oh, my God. 1492 01:31:53,969 --> 01:31:55,520 Shh, shh, shh, shh! 1493 01:31:55,521 --> 01:31:56,971 We're in Hell. 1494 01:31:56,972 --> 01:31:58,943 I shouldn't be in Hell! 1495 01:31:58,944 --> 01:32:00,875 Stop panicking! 1496 01:32:00,876 --> 01:32:03,018 I shouldn't be here. I go to church. 1497 01:32:03,019 --> 01:32:05,360 Listen to me, there's no such thing as Hell. Okay? 1498 01:32:05,361 --> 01:32:08,503 And you don't even go to church. Help! 1499 01:32:08,504 --> 01:32:10,295 Stay down. 1500 01:32:10,296 --> 01:32:12,778 - Hey! - Oh, shit! It saw me. 1501 01:32:12,779 --> 01:32:15,470 - Troy, shut up. - Oh, shit. 1502 01:32:15,471 --> 01:32:17,342 What are you doing? 1503 01:32:17,343 --> 01:32:20,476 It's coming. What do we do, Nate? 1504 01:32:25,902 --> 01:32:30,005 Wait! Ma'am, wait! Wait! 1505 01:32:30,006 --> 01:32:32,388 My friend and I are lost. We don't know where we are. 1506 01:32:32,389 --> 01:32:34,940 Thou art in the feeding grounds. 1507 01:32:34,941 --> 01:32:36,632 What's the feeding grounds? 1508 01:32:36,633 --> 01:32:37,803 The... 1509 01:32:37,804 --> 01:32:41,807 Oh, thou art fresh. 1510 01:32:41,808 --> 01:32:44,810 What great sin does thou commit? 1511 01:32:44,811 --> 01:32:47,473 I told you! 1512 01:32:47,474 --> 01:32:50,546 Look, Miss, me and my friend didn't do anything wrong. 1513 01:32:50,547 --> 01:32:53,409 Oh, of course not. 1514 01:32:53,410 --> 01:32:56,762 No, we really didn't. I don't think we died. 1515 01:32:56,763 --> 01:32:58,104 We were doing this ritual 1516 01:32:58,105 --> 01:32:59,866 with an old book, and everything went wrong. 1517 01:32:59,867 --> 01:33:01,207 Book? What book? 1518 01:33:01,208 --> 01:33:03,489 Troy, I think when those witches sent 1519 01:33:03,490 --> 01:33:07,043 that demon thing down here, we accidentally came with it. 1520 01:33:07,044 --> 01:33:08,835 Is that possible? These witches were trying 1521 01:33:08,836 --> 01:33:11,217 to summon a powerful demon into this woman's body. 1522 01:33:11,218 --> 01:33:13,429 What name? What name did the try to summon? 1523 01:33:13,430 --> 01:33:15,291 Shit, I don't remember. Something like... 1524 01:33:15,292 --> 01:33:19,676 It was like Qui-Gon or Pokémon or some shit. 1525 01:33:19,677 --> 01:33:21,478 The book upon the Blood Order? 1526 01:33:21,479 --> 01:33:22,919 Yes! Do you know him? 1527 01:33:22,920 --> 01:33:25,792 Yes. Oh, I hate Ukabon! 1528 01:33:25,793 --> 01:33:27,234 Thou art not far from him. 1529 01:33:33,901 --> 01:33:35,312 Eight minutes. 1530 01:33:35,313 --> 01:33:37,073 Troy, what we need is this Ukabon by midnight 1531 01:33:37,074 --> 01:33:38,755 when the witches take him through the vale. 1532 01:33:38,756 --> 01:33:40,387 Oh, yes! And then we can grab onto him 1533 01:33:40,388 --> 01:33:42,468 right when they take him through, and we can go home! 1534 01:33:42,469 --> 01:33:44,121 Yeah. 1535 01:33:44,122 --> 01:33:48,225 Please, can you take us to Ukabon? 1536 01:33:48,226 --> 01:33:50,267 We only have eight minutes, shit, seven minutes now. 1537 01:33:50,268 --> 01:33:52,990 If I return thee to Earth, wilt thou write my name 1538 01:33:52,991 --> 01:33:54,751 in the Great Book of the Witches? 1539 01:33:54,752 --> 01:33:55,853 Yeah, sure. 1540 01:33:55,854 --> 01:33:58,335 My name is Mabel the Skull Biter. 1541 01:33:58,336 --> 01:34:02,099 I took command of 30 legions. 1542 01:34:02,100 --> 01:34:04,032 Hurry, run! 1543 01:34:08,587 --> 01:34:09,628 This way. 1544 01:34:16,014 --> 01:34:17,636 What are you doing? Keep going. 1545 01:34:23,912 --> 01:34:26,123 Shh! 1546 01:34:26,124 --> 01:34:28,676 I almost messed up my hand on these spikes. 1547 01:34:28,677 --> 01:34:30,298 Get over here. 1548 01:34:37,446 --> 01:34:39,517 Hey, Mabel, can you go to Hell 1549 01:34:39,518 --> 01:34:41,659 for an isolated shoplifting incident? 1550 01:34:41,660 --> 01:34:44,072 Oh, yeah, Troy, that's the worst thing you've ever done. 1551 01:34:44,073 --> 01:34:46,284 - What's that supposed to mean? - Shut up. 1552 01:34:51,190 --> 01:34:52,910 No, seriously. What's that supposed to mean? 1553 01:34:52,911 --> 01:34:54,152 - Shut up! - Shh! 1554 01:34:54,153 --> 01:34:57,947 Remember, fresh souls taste best. 1555 01:35:15,865 --> 01:35:19,348 Mabel, slow down. 1556 01:35:19,349 --> 01:35:21,730 Dude, what if she's taking us to, like, 1557 01:35:21,731 --> 01:35:23,632 one of her little demon friends or something? 1558 01:35:23,633 --> 01:35:24,773 No, I don't think so. 1559 01:35:24,774 --> 01:35:26,876 I'm a pretty good judge of people. 1560 01:35:29,980 --> 01:35:31,500 Don't... Oh, excuse us. 1561 01:35:31,501 --> 01:35:32,882 No, don't engage. 1562 01:35:36,366 --> 01:35:38,478 Hey, keep moving. We're going to lose Mabel. 1563 01:35:41,341 --> 01:35:43,342 Why are you stopped, bro? Go, go, go! 1564 01:35:43,343 --> 01:35:45,555 Okay! 1565 01:35:46,867 --> 01:35:48,247 - Mabel! - Oh, dude. 1566 01:35:48,248 --> 01:35:50,941 I almost stepped right into that huge trap. 1567 01:35:57,768 --> 01:36:00,080 - Oh! - Nate, my hand! 1568 01:36:02,152 --> 01:36:04,884 Where did? 1569 01:36:04,885 --> 01:36:07,227 Mabel, my hand! 1570 01:36:11,612 --> 01:36:13,474 Hey! Stop! 1571 01:36:15,996 --> 01:36:17,687 Why art thou raising thy voice? 1572 01:36:17,688 --> 01:36:21,521 Maybe because you're leading us to our deaths. 1573 01:36:21,522 --> 01:36:24,214 Where the hell are you taking us? 1574 01:36:24,215 --> 01:36:26,596 No one speaketh to me this way. 1575 01:36:26,597 --> 01:36:28,178 In this world, I giveth the orders! 1576 01:36:28,179 --> 01:36:29,559 I'm a servant to no one! 1577 01:36:29,560 --> 01:36:35,185 Great Order, return me at once! 1578 01:36:35,186 --> 01:36:37,157 Mabel! 1579 01:36:37,158 --> 01:36:39,020 Mabel! 1580 01:36:40,882 --> 01:36:43,473 Mabel! Mabel! 1581 01:36:43,474 --> 01:36:45,746 Come back her, you oozing bitch! 1582 01:36:45,747 --> 01:36:47,437 We're lost. 1583 01:36:47,438 --> 01:36:50,441 Nate, take the light. Give me a turn with that. 1584 01:36:50,442 --> 01:36:52,272 What? No. You don't know how to fight. 1585 01:36:52,273 --> 01:36:54,314 Yes, I do. I took martial arts. 1586 01:36:54,315 --> 01:36:56,587 - No, you didn't. - When I was a kid I did. 1587 01:36:56,588 --> 01:36:58,039 Troy, just shut... Ah, shit! 1588 01:37:02,424 --> 01:37:03,634 Come on! 1589 01:37:06,808 --> 01:37:10,081 I'm going to stab you in the frigging face with this thing! 1590 01:37:10,082 --> 01:37:12,433 Oh, shit, Troy! Troy, we're running out of time, man! 1591 01:37:12,434 --> 01:37:13,814 She just left us here! 1592 01:37:13,815 --> 01:37:15,816 Maybe you shouldn't have been such a dick! 1593 01:37:15,817 --> 01:37:18,089 Well, shit, Troy, I'm sorry I'm not buddy-buddy 1594 01:37:18,090 --> 01:37:21,062 with every demon hellspawn that I meet. 1595 01:37:21,063 --> 01:37:22,783 It's called leadership, Troy. 1596 01:37:22,784 --> 01:37:24,345 Somebody has to take charge. 1597 01:37:24,346 --> 01:37:25,967 It's not going to be you. 1598 01:37:25,968 --> 01:37:30,101 Well, Mabel and I respond to a different leadership style! 1599 01:37:30,102 --> 01:37:31,833 Help me! 1600 01:37:31,834 --> 01:37:33,935 Mabel! 1601 01:37:33,936 --> 01:37:36,628 Troy, don't! 1602 01:37:36,629 --> 01:37:39,771 Troy, stop! 1603 01:37:39,772 --> 01:37:41,152 Mabel. 1604 01:37:41,153 --> 01:37:42,674 Help me. 1605 01:37:42,675 --> 01:37:43,875 Oh, help. 1606 01:37:43,876 --> 01:37:46,117 Uh... 1607 01:37:46,118 --> 01:37:47,850 Ma'am? 1608 01:37:51,544 --> 01:37:52,715 Run, Nate! 1609 01:37:57,720 --> 01:37:59,481 Why do thou scream like cowards? 1610 01:37:59,482 --> 01:38:01,443 Because there was this woman and then there was... 1611 01:38:01,444 --> 01:38:03,244 she needed help, but she's... her arms were... 1612 01:38:03,245 --> 01:38:06,779 Oh, thou met her. 1613 01:38:12,325 --> 01:38:14,467 They already got me. 1614 01:38:19,222 --> 01:38:21,603 Shit, man. 1615 01:38:21,604 --> 01:38:24,787 We only got like four minutes. We're not going to make it. 1616 01:38:24,788 --> 01:38:26,889 Men, we are here. 1617 01:38:26,890 --> 01:38:30,203 Hither be the back entrance to the dwelling of Ukabon. 1618 01:38:35,859 --> 01:38:40,623 Here, where Worm had gone about her business, you must crawl. 1619 01:38:40,624 --> 01:38:43,696 - Troy, you go first. - No. 1620 01:38:43,697 --> 01:38:45,777 I only have one good hand. I can't go hold the light. 1621 01:38:45,778 --> 01:38:46,559 We need the light. 1622 01:38:46,560 --> 01:38:48,401 I can't hold the light and crawl at the same... 1623 01:38:48,402 --> 01:38:51,184 I shall fix thy torch to thy head. 1624 01:38:51,185 --> 01:38:54,257 Wait, what? No. Gross. 1625 01:38:54,258 --> 01:38:55,779 Nate? 1626 01:38:57,991 --> 01:39:00,234 Oh, man. 1627 01:39:06,620 --> 01:39:08,272 Get in the Go, go, go, go! Go, go, go! 1628 01:39:09,763 --> 01:39:14,037 Go, go, go! 1629 01:39:14,038 --> 01:39:15,488 Troy, faster! 1630 01:39:15,489 --> 01:39:17,461 I'm trying, Nate! 1631 01:39:31,335 --> 01:39:33,747 What is that?! 1632 01:39:33,748 --> 01:39:36,791 Shh. Quiet, men. 1633 01:39:56,081 --> 01:39:58,052 Dude, you just pushed me into that creature thing! 1634 01:39:58,053 --> 01:40:00,845 No, I didn't. It was a reflex. 1635 01:40:00,846 --> 01:40:02,166 Stop acting like I'm a bad person. 1636 01:40:02,167 --> 01:40:03,518 Shh! 1637 01:40:16,832 --> 01:40:18,003 Snatch! 1638 01:40:42,298 --> 01:40:43,578 80 seconds. 1639 01:40:43,579 --> 01:40:45,340 I say we make a beeline to Ukabon at 60. 1640 01:40:45,341 --> 01:40:46,791 Okay. 1641 01:40:48,794 --> 01:40:50,375 Nate, you really think I'm a bad person? 1642 01:40:50,376 --> 01:40:51,826 You cannot be serious right now. 1643 01:40:51,827 --> 01:40:53,548 Well, excuse me for thinking it's a big deal 1644 01:40:53,549 --> 01:40:55,469 that my best friend thinks I'm a terrible person. 1645 01:40:55,470 --> 01:40:56,871 - Shh! - Okay, Nate, just shut me up 1646 01:40:56,872 --> 01:41:00,045 and ignore me like you always do. 1647 01:41:00,046 --> 01:41:02,457 You told my ex that I have a gambling addiction. 1648 01:41:02,458 --> 01:41:03,979 Two years ago. 1649 01:41:03,980 --> 01:41:05,741 I was just trying to make her feel better. 1650 01:41:05,742 --> 01:41:08,463 You never have my back, Troy. 1651 01:41:08,464 --> 01:41:11,267 Shit, 58 seconds. Let's go. 1652 01:41:18,895 --> 01:41:20,536 Don't forget to write my name in the book! 1653 01:41:20,537 --> 01:41:22,298 Oh, shit! 1654 01:41:25,282 --> 01:41:26,482 Almost, Troy. Come on! 1655 01:41:26,483 --> 01:41:28,765 Nate, look out! 1656 01:41:32,349 --> 01:41:34,040 Troy, just go! 1657 01:41:53,170 --> 01:41:54,440 Balls! 1658 01:42:04,942 --> 01:42:07,764 - Thee, the time is nigh. - The time is nigh. 1659 01:42:07,765 --> 01:42:09,947 - The time is nigh. - The time is nigh. 1660 01:42:10,017 --> 01:42:11,979 - The time is nigh. - The time is nigh. 1661 01:42:13,601 --> 01:42:16,023 - The time is nigh. - The time is nigh. 1662 01:42:16,083 --> 01:42:17,604 - The time is nigh. - The time is nigh. 1663 01:42:31,039 --> 01:42:32,379 15 seconds. 1664 01:42:32,380 --> 01:42:35,452 Wait! Mabel! 1665 01:42:35,453 --> 01:42:36,904 Come with us! 1666 01:42:36,905 --> 01:42:38,145 Ukabon. Ukabon. 1667 01:42:38,146 --> 01:42:41,418 Ukabon. Ukabon. Ukabon. 1668 01:42:41,419 --> 01:42:43,320 Write my name! 1669 01:42:43,321 --> 01:42:45,844 Just go, go, go! 1670 01:42:52,430 --> 01:42:53,711 He's coming! 1671 01:42:53,712 --> 01:42:55,783 Troy! 1672 01:42:55,784 --> 01:42:58,476 Troy, we made it! 1673 01:42:58,477 --> 01:43:01,168 W-wait, why... why am I tied up? 1674 01:43:01,169 --> 01:43:03,691 Nate, Nate, Nate! 1675 01:43:03,692 --> 01:43:06,514 - No! - Nate! 1676 01:43:06,515 --> 01:43:08,106 What are you doing? 1677 01:43:11,039 --> 01:43:12,970 How did this happen? 1678 01:43:12,971 --> 01:43:15,973 How did this happen?! Just try it again. 1679 01:43:15,974 --> 01:43:18,426 You think we can just do this again, just do it over? 1680 01:43:18,427 --> 01:43:19,777 Well, we can't! We can't! 1681 01:43:19,778 --> 01:43:21,399 Another one is in the book, honey. 1682 01:43:21,400 --> 01:43:22,710 How did you let this happen? 1683 01:43:22,711 --> 01:43:24,572 Well, the camera crew wasn't my idea. 1684 01:43:24,573 --> 01:43:26,534 You're going to blame me now? 1685 01:43:26,535 --> 01:43:28,096 I cleaned for you. I prepare for you. 1686 01:43:28,097 --> 01:43:30,508 I stop up for you, and this is how you thank me? 1687 01:43:30,509 --> 01:43:31,719 - Be quiet! - Blame me? 1688 01:43:31,720 --> 01:43:32,991 You should have listened to me. 1689 01:43:32,992 --> 01:43:36,204 Shut up. Julia, where are you going? 1690 01:43:36,205 --> 01:43:37,827 I'm getting a mop. 1691 01:43:59,088 --> 01:44:00,989 * Oh * 1692 01:44:10,650 --> 01:44:13,482 * Sold into slavery down in New Orleans * 1693 01:44:13,483 --> 01:44:16,105 * Goddess of the bayou light * 1694 01:44:16,106 --> 01:44:18,938 * Black dog's head on the killing bed * 1695 01:44:18,939 --> 01:44:21,730 * Severed and left to bleed * 1696 01:44:21,731 --> 01:44:24,593 * There on fire in the corner of the world * 1697 01:44:24,594 --> 01:44:27,216 * There in misery * 1698 01:44:27,217 --> 01:44:30,049 * There on fire in the corner of the world * 1699 01:44:30,050 --> 01:44:33,673 * Left for God to see * 1700 01:44:33,674 --> 01:44:39,098 * Do you want to take a life? * 1701 01:44:39,099 --> 01:44:43,132 * Do you want to cross that line? * 1702 01:44:43,133 --> 01:44:48,658 * 'Cause it's a long way back from Hell * 1703 01:44:48,659 --> 01:44:54,494 * And you don't want to go with * 1704 01:44:54,495 --> 01:44:57,186 * Me * 1705 01:45:06,087 --> 01:45:08,989 * Poison father of the human race * 1706 01:45:08,990 --> 01:45:11,751 * God of the tainted blood * 1707 01:45:11,752 --> 01:45:14,574 * Malevolence sneaking up the spine of the world * 1708 01:45:14,575 --> 01:45:17,237 * Ready for the bastard son * 1709 01:45:17,238 --> 01:45:20,240 * There on fire in the veins of man * 1710 01:45:20,241 --> 01:45:22,863 * There in misery * 1711 01:45:22,864 --> 01:45:25,726 * There on fire in the veins of man * 1712 01:45:25,727 --> 01:45:29,179 * Left for God to see * 1713 01:45:29,180 --> 01:45:34,775 * Do you want to take a life? * 1714 01:45:34,776 --> 01:45:38,429 * Do you want to cross that line? * 1715 01:45:38,430 --> 01:45:44,164 * 'Cause it's a long way back from Hell * 1716 01:45:44,165 --> 01:45:49,790 * And you don't want to go with * 1717 01:45:49,791 --> 01:45:52,273 * Me * 1718 01:46:14,226 --> 01:46:19,231 * Do you want to take a life? * 1719 01:46:19,301 --> 01:46:24,826 * Do you want to take a life? * 1720 01:46:24,827 --> 01:46:30,242 * Do you want to cross that line? * 1721 01:46:30,312 --> 01:46:34,596 * Do you want to cross that line? * 1722 01:46:34,597 --> 01:46:37,769 * Oh * 1723 01:46:39,492 --> 01:46:42,394 * Wanna cross that line * 1724 01:46:44,637 --> 01:46:49,020 * Oh, sold into slavery down in New Orleans * 1725 01:46:49,021 --> 01:46:51,883 * Goddess of the bayou light * 1726 01:46:51,884 --> 01:46:54,676 * Black dog's head on the killing bed * 1727 01:46:54,677 --> 01:46:57,269 * Severed and left to bleed * 1728 01:46:57,270 --> 01:47:00,342 * There on fire in the corner of the world * 1729 01:47:00,343 --> 01:47:02,965 * There in misery * 1730 01:47:02,966 --> 01:47:05,727 * Lucifer's face in the mirror when you look * 1731 01:47:05,728 --> 01:47:09,321 * Left for God to see * 1732 01:47:09,322 --> 01:47:14,837 * Do you want to take a life? * 1733 01:47:14,838 --> 01:47:18,911 * Do you want to cross that line? * 1734 01:47:18,912 --> 01:47:24,226 * 'Cause it's a long way back from Hell * 1735 01:47:24,227 --> 01:47:30,232 * And you don't want to go with * 1736 01:47:30,233 --> 01:47:32,585 * Me * 1737 01:47:41,285 --> 01:47:44,727 * Oh, poison father of the human race * 1738 01:47:44,728 --> 01:47:47,420 * God of the tainted blood * 1739 01:47:47,421 --> 01:47:50,183 * Malevolence sneaking up the spine of the world * 1740 01:47:50,184 --> 01:47:53,016 * Ready for the bastard son * 1741 01:47:53,017 --> 01:47:55,849 * There on fire in the veins of man * 1742 01:47:55,850 --> 01:47:58,431 * There is misery * 1743 01:47:58,432 --> 01:48:01,474 * There on fire in the veins of man * 1744 01:48:01,475 --> 01:48:05,308 * Left for God to see * 1745 01:48:05,309 --> 01:48:10,383 * Do you want to take a life? * 1746 01:48:10,384 --> 01:48:14,277 * Do you want to cross that line? * 1747 01:48:14,278 --> 01:48:19,943 * Because it's a long way back from Hell * 1748 01:48:19,944 --> 01:48:25,429 * And you don't want to go with me * 1749 01:48:25,430 --> 01:48:31,054 * Hey, it's a long way back from Hell * 1750 01:48:31,055 --> 01:48:35,439 * And you don't want to go... * 1751 01:48:35,440 --> 01:48:38,612 We thread the needle with thy name and pull thee 1752 01:48:38,613 --> 01:48:41,165 to our earthly plane, Mabel. 1753 01:48:41,166 --> 01:48:42,687 - Mabel. - Mabel. 1754 01:48:42,757 --> 01:48:44,729 - Mabel. - Mabel. 1755 01:48:44,789 --> 01:48:45,931 - Mabel. - Mabel. 1756 01:48:46,001 --> 01:48:47,621 - Mabel. - Mabel. 1757 01:48:47,622 --> 01:48:48,623 May... 1758 01:48:51,596 --> 01:48:53,078 Vroom. 119734