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ZACK: (IN FALSETTO) Cody!

Just the man I wanted to see.

Zack. Just the man
I want to see walking away.

Now, normally I'd be insulted by that,

but I need to talk to you,

so I'll return just the insult later.

But just know,
it's gonna be about that shirt.

Look, Zack, now's not a good time.

You still haven't told Bailey yet,
have you?

Why are you so scared to tell Bailey

you're doing an internship
over spring break?

Because, you know,
we've made special plans for the week,

and this is also the last spring break
before our graduation.

-And because she can take you.
-She cannot take me.

She put you in a headlock with her thumb.

-You blacked out.
-You missed November.

They had to re-inflate your lungs
with a bicycle pump.

Okay, maybe she can take me.

Which is why
I wrote everything in this letter.

She'll understand when she reads it,

and I'll be nowhere near when she does.

Cody, I've got good news.

You're a hologram and I'm an only child?

Better. I think I can help you
with this pesky Bailey situation.

(SCOFFS) Then think again,

unless the first time exhausted you.

(LAUGHS) Good one.

-Sorry.
-Out!

CODY: Come on.

Okay, so, here's my proposal.

Let me break the news to Bailey,

therefore, giving her time to break
other things rather than your bones,

-and in return, you give me the car.
-What car?

Dad's vintage sports car,
that he and Mom promised you.

For getting into college.

Which is a big building
where people go to learn things.

Oh, well, then, maybe they can teach you

how to get along without a car,
because I want it.

Why? The only place you go
more than once a day is the bathroom.

And how much nicer
would it be to drive there?

-I call shotgun!
-Forget it.

The car is mine, and I certainly
don't need your help with Bailey.

No, you need me.

Zack, give that back.
Zack! Hey, come on, let that go!

Careful with that, Zack.
Give me that. No! No!

(LAUGHS)

ZACK: First, it's special delivery.

And now, it's air mail.

ZACK: Guess you're gonna have to
write another letter.

That took me 14 hours to compose.

Why is it whenever something
is important to me,

you always find a way to ruin it?

It's fun...

Oh. Now, I have to explain to Bailey

something I was able to write
so eloquently in Sanskrit.

Go away, Zack.

I don't want you standing
anywhere near here when I talk to Bailey.

When you say, "near here..."

Everywhere!

Wow, wow!

Try and help out your brother
for no other reason

than to get something from him,
and this is the thanks you get?

Come, Woodster, we're leaving.

You know, between Moseby and Cody,

we're not really not welcome
anywhere on this ship.

Which is weird because we're adorable.

-I know, right?
-Quite.

(CLEARING THROAT)

So, then the neutron asked, "Hey, waiter,

how much is the soda?"
And the waiter responded with,

"For you, no charge!"

(LAUGHS) Oh, this day is perfect.

Yes, it is. So far.

Okay, so let's talk about spring break.

I am so excited.
I've been planning our trip for a month.

Yeah, well, that's not very thorough.

Can you believe we're finally going to see
the majestic ancient redwoods?

Oh, uh, did you know
that over 7,000 species

of lethal insects
make colonies in aged wood?

Duh! Okay, and then, we're going to watch
the Northwestern Lemming Run,

where lemmings instinctively
hurl their furry little bodies

right off of those picturesque cliffs.

Well, nothing says spring break
like dodging falling rodents.

Okay. What is going on?

I've been trying to tell you
this whole time...

Cody, just the man I wanted to see...

Zack!

Look, this is only gonna take a sec,
and I wanna tell you...

Woody, Woody...

Down. Like I showed you.

I'm not good with machinery that moves.

I once fell down an escalator
for over an hour!

Easy, Woody, easy.

Zack, what are you doing here?

You said not to "stand" anywhere near you
while you talk to Bailey.

But I'm not standing. I'm swinging.

Is this about that car?

Yes.

Mom and Dad promised it to you,

so they won't let me have it
unless you say it's okay.

Zack, I'm talking to Bailey right now.
I would really prefer...

You haven't told her yet?

Bailey, Cody is going to do an internship
at a biology reserve over spring break.

(GASPS) Excuse me?

Cody is what?

Guess not.

Wait, our last spring break together, and
you choose some biology reserve over me?

No, Bailey...

Okay, yes.

I've been trying to tell you,
but I couldn't.

Look, I wrote it all down in a letter
explaining everything,

-but Zack lost it.
-A letter?

You... You put this in a letter?

Can you believe that?

You let me go on and on, talking about
how much this spring break meant to me,

when the whole time, you made other plans.

I know.

One word. Inconsiderate.

Or is that two words?

I can't even look at you right now.

No, it's one word.

What just happened?

For starters, you should've
explained to Bailey

that the only reason
you're doing the internship

is because you want
to get a scholarship to Yale?

That's what was in the letter!

-(BOTH STRUGGLING)
-Why did you drop it then?

-Snacks.
-Thanks.

Hey, Woody. Catch!

Not very nice.

Ooh! Sandwich!

Whoa!

(WATER SPLASHING)

Sorry.

This facility is breathtaking.

-I literally can't breathe.
-(DOLPHINS CHITTERING)

Oh, my. What an incredible opportunity.

I'll say. Having one of you
gone over spring break

means half the possibility of disaster.

Something I've been longing for
since the dawn of time itself.

You were in your teens then, right?

(GRUNTS)

Zack.

What are you doing here?
And by here, I mean earth!

London brought me.

And I thought I'd give you another chance
to reconsider the whole car thing.

Oh, forget it.

Bailey is still not talking to me.

Can you blame her?

No, I can blame you!

(ZACK STAMMERS)

Wouldn't they look cute in a hat?

Or as a hat?

(CHUCKLING) I just love fishies.

Actually, London, they're not fish.
They're mammals.

But they don't have humps.

Not camels. Mammals.

As in they breathe air.

Fishies do not breathe "air,"
that's why they live in the water.

-They're not fishies. They're mammals.
-Then why don't they have humps?

Ooh, yummy! A fruit plate.

They must have known I was coming.

Mmm. Ooh! This is so delicious.

Uh, uh... London...

Ugh! (SQUEALS)

I ate fish food! I ate fish food!

Actually, it's mammal food.

LONDON: Then why don't they have humps?

Zack, please go away
before you mess this up for me, too.

Whoa, whoa, whoa,
it's like you don't trust me.

It's not like that.
It is that.

Cody? Cody Martin.

Welcome. Donald Spaulding,
renowned scientist.

It says so on my parking spot.

I know. I saw. I gushed.

Sir, I can't tell you how excited I am
about this internship.

As we are excited to have you.

Oh, Society of Super Scientists!

Since I was your age.

BOTH: Test tube, beaker, isotope!

You can't be us and be a dope!

-Go, scientists!
-Go, scientists!

So lame!

CODY: This is my brother, Zack.

I got the all the brains, and he got...

Hey, how you doin'?

Hey, you're ugly.

Well, nothing, really.

Mmm. Well, follow me,
and I'll show you to the lab.

Oh, kill me now.

I designed this entire facility myself,

so, it's completely state of the art
and wicked cool!

Well, that looks promising.

Come on in.

All are welcome. Perfect.

(DOLPHINS CHITTERING)

Hello, there. I'm Zack Martin.

I'm having trouble trying to decide
who is cuter,

you or the dolphin.

I'm Nellie.

Nellie... Nellie, so,

what do you do around here
besides, you know, look amazing?

I'm a lab tech.

Your brother Cody is doing
an internship here, right?

-Are you as smart as he is?
-Smarter.

You know, I recently posted
the highest score ever on Kangaroo Kaboom.

So, can you operate... that?

ZACK: Oh!

Let's find out!

Cody, out of 2,000 applicants,
your paper was the most intriguing.

I almost sent a duplicate in Latin,
to show diversity.

I should have.
I never listen to that voice in my head.

Mostly because it's in Latin.

Well. A brilliant essay.

"Theories of Communicating
With Another Species,

or What It's Like to Have a Twin Brother."

The culmination of a lifetime
of unwilling research.

DR. SPAULDING: I know just how you feel.

I have a lesser twin myself.

I think you'll be inspired
by the research we're working on.

I'm just inspired that you iron your tie.

MR. MOSEBY: Oh! Me, too!

I iron my pocket hankie.

-No one cares.
-Okay.

Sir, I can't wait to see what other
wonders will unfold.

Well, I've discovered a rare fruit,

that, when combined with the DNA
of these jellyfish,

could enable dolphins
to telepathically communicate with us,

making our two worlds one.

Do you know what this means?

That we can talk to dolphins.
I'm sorry, was that not clear?

It was clear. Just very strange.

No, it isn't.
Uh... uh... This could change the world!

Just imagine it, Cody.
By feeding dolphins this substance,

we could potentially teach them
about humanity and science,

and they could teach us about...

(MAKING DOLPHIN NOISES)

Follow me.

Zack.

This is so exciting!
I have so many questions!

As would Zack, if he were here!

Not here?

-Zack's not... here.
-No, he is not!

So, why don't I take a casual,

nonchalant little stroll

to see if I can locate
the harmless little lad.

(CHUCKLING) I'll just be right...

Here they are.

Obviously, we use dolphins

because they are incredibly intelligent.

(THUDS)

(DOLPHIN VOCALIZING)

Except Wally.

The closer the research
comes to its conclusion,

the more I know
that they want it as much as we do.

And exactly how close are you?

Just really good friends.
Why? What have you heard?

I... I meant, with the research.

I know. I mean,
I knew that was what you were...

There are a series of steps
to converging our minds with dolphins.

But I know you'll be
a vital part of our work here.

Sir, I'm honored
that you've put such trust in me.

-Just one thing.
-Yes?

Can I have a name tag?

How's that? (CHUCKLES)

Here you go.

And it's laminated!

Did it myself.

These are the most technically advanced
submersibles in the world.

Why don't you get in
and get a feel for it?

(EXCLAIMS)

Zack Martin, get out of there this second!

Don't worry.
I'm not gonna do anything, uh...

-(WHIRRING)
-Like that?

What did you do?

I don't know.

I just pressed this thing-a-majig
and played with this hoozie-ma-whats,

and flipped the lever
that said... "start."

That explains it.

I insist you cease and desist.

Okay, fine. I can unpress them all.

Don't unpress. Press was bad.

Unpress, even worse than press.

Well, I guess we could find out.

(SUB POWERING UP)

(EXCLAIMING)

So, it's my understanding
that you graduated from Yale.

With top honors.

I know.

-How?
-I did a little research of my own.

Well, now,
Yale is begging me for my research.

Uh-huh.

Mmm-hmm. Yes.

Well, and Harvard, and Princeton,

and quite a few community colleges.

(INAUDIBLE)

And one vocational school.

As well they should.

-(MOUTHING)
-(CHUCKLING) Well, you know, not to brag,

but do you know
what the other researchers call me?

Idiot!

No.

Well, not to my face.

Not you, sir. Him!

(GASPING) Oh, no!

Zack! Get out of there!

Can you hear me?

Oh, Cody! What are you doing?

CODY: What are you doing?

Turn around and go back now!

Sure, that would be the not fun option.

CODY: Zack!

ZACK: That's Sea Captain Zack to you.

Whoa!

CODY: Turn around!

Do something! Stop them!

-CODY: You don't know what you're doing!
-ZACK: You don't know what you're doing!

-Sea wall!
-Of course, I see the wall.

It's a big glass wall.

(BOTH SCREAM)

You're heading towards the sea wall!

(THUDS)

(GLASS CRACKING)

If that sea wall goes,
you'll be sucked out to sea!

Eject!

No, you're a reject!

Not reject, you, reject! Eject!

Wall!

(ALARM BEEPING)

Eject! Eject!

SPAULDING: Eject now! The red button!

(BOTH GASPING AND COUGHING)

ZACK: Okay...

Some of you may look at this tank
as half empty,

but it's more like a quarter.

Dr. Spaulding, I can explain.

(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

(DOLPHIN SQUEAKING)

Is that a dolphin?

Fired!

Fired from my internship.

There goes my scholarship to Yale.

And my girlfriend won't even talk to me!

It's all your fault, Zack!

Hey, hey, hey, I totally understand
that you feel the need

to put the blame on anyone
who happens to be nearby.

That was my one shot, Zack.

Look, it looks bad now.

But we're going
to look back at this and laugh.

(CHUCKLES) And remember,
"He who laughs last,

thinks the slowest."

This wasn't like all the other times
you messed up.

This affects my whole my future.

That's unforgivable.

Hey, I didn't mean to.

You never mean to do it, Zack.

You just do it!

I'll never forgive you for this! Ever!

I hate you!

That's harsh.

I'm done, man.

We're through.

We may be twins,

but we are not brothers.

Did I do a good job, sir?

BAILEY: Cody and I were supposed
to spend spring break together,

and he went off to do something
that just he wanted.

Oh, that is sad.

You want to count my money?

You can't have it, but you can count it.

-(CELL PHONE RINGING)
-Oh.

Ha! It's Cody. Again!

So, answer him.

Are you kidding? And let him off
that easy? No, think again.

Okay, I'll try.

(SCOFFS)

You know, Cody hurt me.
He abandoned me.

And now, he needs to know
what it feels like to be ignored.

I'm sorry, what?

Cody won't hear from me
until he's so worried

he's trembling like a hound dog
pushing out a peach pit.

Ha! I am woman, hear me ignore!

I'm sorry, what?

(DOLPHIN SQUEAKING)

Oh, thanks! They're Arturo Vitali.

They're made from eel skin.

I hope they're not anybody you know.

(CODY PLAYING PIANO)

Cody, there you are.

Go away!

Didn't you get my e-mail
about me constructing my emotional borders

forbidding you from
entering the country that is my soul?

All your e-mails go directly to trash.

Besides, I think you're gonna cheer up
once you see who I've found.

Good day, Mr. Martin.

-Dr. Spaulding?
-Yes.

What are you doing here?

Well, although there is no chance
you'll ever work for me again, ever,

in this, or in any parallel universe,

there is another internship
that I think you're right for.

Are you serious?

Don't toy with me now.
I'm fragile and broken.

No, I'm quite serious.

It would be a shame to see
your talents go to waste.

Sir, you don't know
how much this means to me,

just getting a second chance.

Well, the Gemini Project,
about 50 miles from us,

is an isolated science camp

doing research similar to ours,
but on twins.

-I'm a twin!
-Yes.

The superior twin.

It's true. I'm proof.

You certainly are.

Well, I sent your application paper
to the scientist who runs it, Dr. Olsen.

He was quite excited.

There's just one thing.

Anything. I'll do anything.

Well, because the work Dr. Olsen is doing
is on twins,

you and your brother would need to attend.

(SIGHS) Just not that thing.

(GROANS)

That is Dr. Olsen's one requirement.

After reading your paper, he thinks

that you could be the ideal twins
to participate in his research.

Me and Zack?

In a lab?

Hey, it's not like I'm just some idiot
who doesn't know anything about science.

Oh, yeah? What's matter?

Nothing. What's the matter with you?

See? See?

I can't go anywhere with him.

Yeah? Well,
I don't wanna go anywhere with you first!

And when I get there, you're not welcome!

Ouch.

Well, that is a shame.

(SIGHS)

You know,
this internship could help you qualify

for a scholarship to Yale.

It would?

Cody...

are you really going to let your anger
towards your brother

jeopardize your entire future?

(LOONS CALLING)

Is this your lunch?

Oh, it was.

Cody, next time you throw up,
at least tell me so I can grab my camera.

Oh, I love you, dock.

Oh. Mmm.

You must be the Martin twins,
Zack and Cody.

Oh, hi. I'm Cody.

It's an honor to meet you, Dr. Olsen.

I know. Come on,
I have so much to show you.

Come on, don't dawdle.

Come on.

(GRUNTS)

-Let me help you with that.
-Oh, it's really heavy. Watch out.

Yeah. This way.

I think you're both gonna see
that this is someplace very special.

I'll say.

CODY: This facility is fantastic.

DR. OLSEN: This was actually
an abandoned mill complex.

The actual sawmill
is on the other side of the lake.

We're planning on renovating it.

I have two words for you
that might change your life.

Hot. Tub.

There you go.
My contribution to science.

Now, I must warn you.

My brother's idea of research

is discovering how
to simultaneously burp and sneeze.

I can almost do it
without my eyes popping out.

You must be very proud.

(ELEVATOR DINGS)

Welcome to the most advanced

subterranean neuroscientific
laboratory on earth.

Gentlemen, I give you the Gemini Project.

It kind of just looks
like a giant basement.

So, you don't think it's too much?

Well, it doesn't really scream "science."

'Cause I decorated it myself.

Is that the Hydro-isotope Caloubometer,

capable of reading
the undetectable electrical charges

in a miniscule brain wave?

Yes. Isn't she beautiful?

Oh, I love her.

(ELECTRONIC HUMMING)

Oh. Shh.

Baby, don't speak.

Cody, come, come, this way.
I have to show you this.

This is my mind transference facilitator.

Every apparatus
in this Shangri-La of science...

It... It's astounding.

What's this?

Uh, that's a cappuccino machine.

Dibs on this.

And dibs on these.

Hey, hey, Nellie.

Nellie. I'm Zack. Remember me?

I crashed that trillion-dollar sub.

Kind of a legend in the science world.

Hello, Zack. This is my sister, Kellie.

We sometimes help Dr. Spaulding
with his work as well.

Since the research is so similar.

So, what exactly are you working on?

My colleague, Dr. Spaulding,

is developing a substance
that will allow dolphins

to communicate with humans telepathically.

It's noble, sure, it's noble,

but my goal is to use it
to perfect communication between humans.

For what result?

Imagine. If we could connect
with each other's minds,

we'd actually be able
to feel what others feel.

And where there's more empathy
between people, there's less conflict.

So, you chose Zack and me

because we have conflict?

Exactly! Now, initially my research
was on twins because of your similar DNA,

but it's progressed far beyond that.

If I can resolve
the irresolvable conflicts

between twins such as yourselves,

I can expand that to all mankind,

and create a world free of fighting,
and anger, and aggression.

Well, that'll make hockey fun.

Perhaps it will be better if I show you.

So, why am I wired up
to this thing again?

I need to establish a baseline
for your brain processing speed.

Why even bother?

He's asked that question three times.

Now, Zack,

words will flash on the screen

in a series of colors.
Red, green, blue...

But the color of the letters
won't correspond to the word.

For example, the word "blue"
is written in red.

Can this thing kill asteroids?

No.

Kind of a waste of money then.

You see what I have to live with?

Zack, your job

is to correctly touch the color
the word is spelling in the allotted time.

-Got it!
-Really?

-No. No.
-No?

-Did you get all the brains?
-Yeah. Pretty much.

Ow!

Keep in mind
that if you don't respond fast enough,

the machine administers a small shock.

Okay. Wait, what?

Cody, you register reply times.

Mmm-hmm.
This is going to be fun.

So, uh...

Okay.

-(CHIMES)
-Huh.

(CHUCKLES) What do I win?

Mom and Dad's car?

(BEEPING)

-(MACHINE WHIRRS)
-Ow! Ooh, that hurt.

Concentrate. Next one's up.

(GROANING)
Hey, that's not fair, I was talking.

Yeah, that's usually
where your troubles begin.

-(MACHINE WHIRRS)
-(EXCLAIMING)

Ow. I felt that one in my toes.

Ow! Ow!

Ow!

Get them right
and there won't be a problem.

Ow!

(EXCLAIMING IN PAIN)

How can I... How can I get them right
if they're moving too fast?

Oh, very disappointing results...

(EXCLAIMING IN PAIN)

Hey, take your revenge now.
As long as this makes us... Ow! ...even.

Let's get one thing straight.

We will never be even.

(SIGHS)

(TRILLING LIPS)

(HORNS BLARING)

BAILEY: You know, right about now,

Cody and I would be romantically feasting
on edible fungi

we picked off the organically fertilized
forest floor.

Wow. You're a cheap date.

(SIGHS) But none of that matters now.

Yeah, because Cody made his choice,

and he chose science over chemistry.

Did it ever occur to you that he
might have had a very good reason...

-You know what? Not good enough.
-But if you two could just communicate...

You know what, after this moment,
I'm done talking about Cody.

(GROANS) Works for me.

-I am in.
-Great.

Aw, look at the cute crabs.

Oh, that one looks
just like my Uncle Carmine.

He had those same beady red eyes,
and claw-like hands,

-and scaly complexion.
-Oh.

It's okay, it's okay. He met a woman
who looks just like a lobster.

Now, they're really happy together.

No. Cody loves crabs.

Especially, that little bib
you get to wear when you eat them.

He calls it his "crustacean catcher."

You two are a barnyard full of crazy.

Okay, good luck!

Good luck with what?

Fine. Keep your claws on.
I won't tell them.

Tell us what?

About the escape.

Escape? What escape?

If I told you I wouldn't
"not be telling you!" Hello!

Sorry, boys. You're about to be lunch.

(SCREAMING)

We got a runner! We got a runner!

Sit!

Boo, you, little crabby! Boo, you!

Help.

(ALL CHATTERING)

Salt?

Thank you.

More water?

Read my mind!

Napkin?

Oh, absolutely!

You guys are all so nice to each other.

NELLIE: Why wouldn't we be?

That's what I was going to say!

Twins should always be nice to each other,
don't you agree, Ben and Sven?

-Yeah.
-Yeah.

NELLIE: We love being twins.

Don't you?

(CHUCKLES) Well, if by love
you mean a dark bottomless pit

of constant burning
of a thousand white hot suns, then yes.

So, you two don't get along?

Sure. We got a long...

list of things that
we can't stand about each other.

Well, you know, how can I get along
with someone

who's constantly ruining my life?

Or someone who is
constantly telling you what's wrong?

Well, everything you do is wrong!

Oh, like coming here to help you?

Oh, please. You only did that

because I agreed
to give you Mom and Dad's car if you did!

-Only because you had no other choice!
-Zack, Cody, you're twins.

Why are you hurting each other?

Yeah, hurting each other...

Hurts each other.

-Yeah.
-Yeah.

It would be the same as hurting...

ALL: Yourself.

No, no, I don't really agree.

Let me demonstrate.
See, if I pinch Zack...

(EXCLAIMING IN PAIN)

It doesn't cause me any pain.

And if I, for example,

splash this glass of ice-cold water
in Cody's face,

I don't feel anything.

Thirsty, dry even.

And if I flip Zack out of his chair

using the element of surprise...

(GRUNTING)

See? I feel nothing.

I've proved my point!

So, uh, whose grandmother
is missing a finger?

(LAUGHS)

These look worse
than Mom's apricot tuna roll ups.

This is the Corsican fruit,
the key to all my research.

(EXHALES)

I guarantee you'll find it's the most
delicious fruit you've ever tasted.

-More delicious than mango?
-Yes.

-More delicious than blueberries?
-Yes.

-More delicious than...
-Just eat it.

That is amazing!

Yeah, it's like...

It's like it slithered down my throat,
and sent my tummy into a yummy frenzy.

It is like,
right before it entered my mouth,

it swirled around
the world's largest lollipop.

It's like my tongue
just took a bath in a rainbow.

Mine just swam in a peach nectar river.

A peach nectar river? Seriously?

Oh, like you can take a bath in a rainbow!

(GRUNTING)

CODY: Mmm, Bailey...

Please forgive me.

Cody wuv Bailey.

Does Bailey wuv Cody?

Ow! Oh, no, my fingers
don't bend that way, Bailey, stop!

(BOTH GROANING)

Why'd you hit me?

I didn't hit you.

I must've just fell.

Then why does my arm hurt?

I... I guess I hit it on the way down.

Let's just go to sleep.

You go to sleep.

No, you go to sleep.

CODY: Oh, I really need to call Bailey.

I thought she was annoyed with you?

Her and I finally had something in common.

Well, she was.

That's why I decided
to give her all that time.

You know, it's scientifically proven,

you never confront a woman
when she's angry.

Or calm, for that matter.

Oh, Cody...

No cell phones.

It's one of the few rules
we have around here.

-I really need to call my girlfriend.
-It's impossible.

(CHUCKLING) I know, right?
No, no, no, it's true.

He has a girlfriend.

Well, he had a girlfriend.

No, what I meant was
that the cell phone's microwave radiation

may affect some of our
more delicate instruments.

We wouldn't wanna risk a malfunction.

(SIGHS)

Good man.

I hope you both slept well.
Today, I'm going to be observing

while you both perform a series
of sports and training exercises...

Pass.

ZACK: Actually, he can't pass.

Or run, or kick, or hit, or score...

Sports and I have
a complicated relationship.

Walking and you have
a complicated relationship.

Still, it may provide valuable insights

as to how well twins
work together as a unit.

Well, I guess if it's for science,
then okay.

Good man.

(BOTH EXCLAIMING)

Hey, here's a fun fact.

You can actually hit the ball
with these things.

Oh, hit it?

I couldn't even see the thing.

How come we don't have matching outfits?

You sicken me.

(GRUNTS)

-Watch it!
-Hey, you watch it.

No.

(GRUNTING)

(BOTH EXCLAIMING)

It's okay. You'll do...

Better next time.

-Yeah.
-Yeah.

-The double team!
-The double team!

They seem weird to you?

I think they're nice.

-Yeah!
-Yeah!

Here goes nothing.

Whoa!

(GRUNTS) Ow!

(BOTH LAUGHING)

No, I'm climbing back down.

Are you serious?

Well, actually,
I'm a little more introspective.

If they can do it, we can.

(BOTH GRUNTING)

GIRLS: Don't look down!

-(FABRIC TEARS)
-(BOY SCREAMS)

(GROANING)

ZACK: Man, you're so weak.

How do you even button your shirt?

My muscles are crying.

It's called sweat!

Don't fall, Cody. Cody, don't fall! Cody!

CODY: (SCREAMS) I'm falling!

I'm falling, I'm falling!

(BOTH GIGGLING)

Are you feeling something weird?

Can't a guy scratch in peace?

No, not that.

I'm feeling whatever you're feeling.

You know how crazy this is?

CODY: Forget it. I've flossed
with thicker strings than this.

ZACK: What do they have
that we don't have?

Lack of fear, upper body strength.

Wills that are notarized.

Trust me, I'm a five-star athlete.

(BOTH GRUNTING)

-My leg is falling asleep.
-Oh, no!

-My leg is falling asleep, too.
-Push!

I am pushing. You push!

You know I have weak wrists!

(BOTH GRUNTING)

BAILEY: No, no, no. Don't take it!

Every fallen petal is gonna represent

one more phone call
you don't get from him.

Maybe Cody hasn't called
because his phone ran out of battery,

or he's been abducted by aliens,

or a secret society of pilgrims,

disguised as aliens
so we don't know that they're pilgrims.

And you really think that's possible?

Sure! People's phones
run out of battery all the time!

No, no, no. See, Cody stopped calling me
just because I was ignoring him.

Well, lots of people ignore me.

Just do what I do. Ignore them back.

Except I'm not sure if they notice
because they're ignoring me.

He thinks by not calling me
after I didn't answer his calls,

that I'll be weakened, call him,
and then he doesn't have to call me again.

But didn't he call you the first time?

Only so I could ignore him.

He thinks he's the ultimate strategist.

But like my Grammy Pickett says,

"You can put your boots in the oven,
but that don't make 'em biscuits."

Unless you add flour and eggs.
I mean, sure, they're still chewy, but...

You know what? Game on, Cody.
I'll show him.

What are you going to do?

-Check this.
-(GASPS)

Not the big "D."

Oh, yes. Oh, it must be done.

I can't watch. Tell me when it's over.

Cody Martin,
you are now and forever...

(ECHOING) ...deleted!

Dr. Olsen,

Zack and I

have been experiencing
some strange phenomenon.

-Seems almost a little too improbable.
-I feel what he feels.

Why must you complicate everything?

Well, it wouldn't be complicated
if you didn't only have one brain cell

which is going to die alone.

This is perfect.
This is better than perfect.

Wait a minute. What's better than perfect?

Let's stick with perfect.
Come with me.

Just to be clear,

I'm hooked up to this thing again because?

The results should be different this time.

Starting.

(CHUCKLES)

Ow!

What are you complaining about?

I'm the one who got shocked.

I definitely felt pain.

-Ow!
-Ow!

-Would you stop that?
-No, you stop it!

It's the effects of the Corsican fruit.

When eaten by twins,
it creates a telepathic communication.

-That's genius.
-Yes, it is.

And that's only stage one.

Zack, Cody, are you ready for stage two?

Yes, we are.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold the joy buzzer.

What's stage two?

Empathy.
Creating an emotional connection

where stage one created a physical one.

Are you prepared?

Yes. Ow!

That's a no.

No. That's a yes. Ow!

I heard a no. Dr. Olsen has vision!

(GROANS)

Just like you
to run off before you finish something.

Oh yeah? Well, I'm finished
being a human lightning rod.

By now, I can recharge my own cell phone.

You know, if you leave,
I can't finish my internship.

But you couldn't care less, could you?

Wow, Cody. Actually, I could care less.

And I'm sick of you blaming me

for everything
that goes wrong in your life.

I only do that because you are to blame!

(SIGHS) Yeah?

Give me one example
of how I ruined your life!

-Two weeks...
-That doesn't count.

-What about when...
-Nope, not that time either.

Fine. If you hadn't completely messed up
my internship with Dr. Spaulding,

I could be there,
as far away from you as possible.

That's not my fault,

because if you had just given me the car
in the first place,

I wouldn't have needed
to follow you down to Spaulding's

to make you change your mind!

A car you're never gonna see now!

Oh, ok. Cool. Cool guy. Goodbye, Cody.

Fine, go!

Just one more on the list of things
I'll never forgive you for.

You know, out of all the twins
I could have gotten stuck with,

why did it have to be you?

Oh. Because you think it's so easy

to be the twin of a guy who actually cares

why a carrot
is more orange than an orange!

Yeah? How about this?

Don't you do it!

Take that digit away
from that nasal vestibule.

Unsanitary! Unsanitary.

You know that sound
that you just love so much?

No, don't do it! Don't do it, Cody.

-Here it comes.
-(CRACKING KNUCKLES)

(GROANS) Ooh, cracking!

Oh, yeah? How about this, huh?

-(UNDERWEAR STRETCHING)
-(GROANS IN PAIN)

That's not fair. Zack, that's not fair.
I'm wearing briefs!

Yeah, well, now they'll have a nice runway
for when you take them off!

(BOTH PANTING)

Yeah? You ready for this?

You're not even gonna see this coming.

(BOTH GROANING)

(BOTH STRAINING)

(BOTH GRUNTING)

NELLIE: Are you leaving?

ZACK:
I wouldn't say leaving. More escaping.

Can we go for a walk first?

I can't. I really have to...

After you.

It's hard to be a twin, huh?

No. It's hard to be Cody's twin.

Being Kellie's twin
looks like a lot of fun.

Kellie and I used to fight.

But through the noble work
Dr. Olsen is doing,

we learned how to get along.

Besides, once the merge happens,

everything will feel right to you.

The merge?

I like where this is going.

Not with me, silly. With Cody.

(CHOKING SOFTLY)

And I just threw up in my mouth
a little bit.

Zack, your brother needs you.

-Cody doesn't need anyone but Cody.
-You're wrong.

You'll see.
The merge will fix everything.

Cody needs you here.

We all need you here.

Please, Zack?

(CODY SIGHS)

She's never gonna forgive me.

I'm sorry, Cody,

but without Zack, you're of no use to me.

-But, Dr. Olsen, can you just...
-No.

Fine.

I'll do the next stage.

Why'd you come back?

I thought you said you hated this.

Nellie convinced me I should stay.

Besides, there's no plane
till tomorrow anyway, so...

Good choice, Zack. Kellie.

Let's just get this over with.

What do I have to do?

The Corsican fruit,

stage two.

Mmm!

Mmm!

Oh, my God. That's like a lusciousness
of lemon and lime.

It's like a symphony of citrus.

-It's like a...
-Got it! They're fruity. I know.

-You want one?
-They're for you. Don't.

(MUTTERING)

...talking to yourself.
Bad sign.

MR. MOSEBY: There's the happy couple.

-(BAILEY MUMBLES)
-I sent you a fruit cake. (CHUCKLING)

-Also, there's...
-Hello, Bailey!

There you are.
I have been looking for you.

Mr. Moseby, I've deleted Cody.

I'm sorry to hear about that.

I mean... He just got me so mad.

Do you think I went too far?

You know, really not for me to say.

Look, I found this on the deck.
It's addressed to you.

My work is done.

(GASPS) It's from Cody. Should I open it?

I'm gonna take a leap here.

I think that was his intention.

No. No, you know what?

I'm not gonna give him that satisfaction.

All right. Then don't open it!

On the other hand,
don't I at least owe him that?

Then open it.

Well, when he texted me
and I didn't reply, he stopped calling.

(EXCLAIMS) Don't open it.

But on the other hand,
he was reaching out to me.

Open it!

-But what if he...
-(SHOUTS) Open it!

Open it!
For the love of brevity, open it!

I should, right?

(MR. MOSEBY WHIMPERS)

Okay.

"Dear Bailey,
forgive me for writing this in a note."

More like a novel.

"Internship," blah, blah, blah.

"Spring break," blah, blah, blah.

"Scholarship to Yale?"

Wait. So...

"So, if I want to go
to the school of my dreams,

I can't be with the girl of my dreams.

I'm sorry.
And please recycle this after reading.

Love, Cody."

Oh!

Oh, no. What have I done?

-It wasn't even that good.
-I know. Right?

(LONDON GIGGLES)

Hey, guys. Guys, I was all wrong.

About that hillbilly hairdo,
those hoe-down heels,

or thinking it's cute to call flossing
your teeth, "goin' ropin"?

No. I mean, this whole time
I've been wrong about Cody.

Good, good. Let it out.

He's selfish, he's a know-it-all...

Don't you dare criticize
the sweetest fellow on earth!

He has the wings of an angel.

LONDON: An angel!

You didn't let me finish.

(WHISPERS) I know.

He didn't want to spend
his spring break with me,

but he couldn't if he wanted
to get a scholarship to Yale.

I know, I know.
He was trying to tell you that, but...

I know! He's emotionally stunted.
Isn't it wonderful?

We have to go
to the Marine Biology Reserve

and find Cody and apologize.

Why do I have to apologize?
I didn't do anything to him.

-Wait, which one's Cody again?
-Come on.

ZACK: You feeling anything yet?

CODY: Not yet.

Thanks for coming back.

ZACK: Whatever.

Darn right I saved your butt.

I didn't say that.

Oh, well, you should have.

No, I didn't say it.

I felt it.

I'm going to think of an emotional memory.

You tell me if you feel what I feel.

Come on, you're not still bummed
about that stupid little hamster, are you?

(GASPS) That's incredible.

Zack, that's exactly what I was...

You set my hamster Sigmund Freud free?

How did you know that?

I can feel your paralyzing guilt.

Well, you're the one who should be guilty,

saddling him with a name like Sigmund.

I saved him years
of hamster high school embarrassment.

I loved Sigmund Freud.

Mommy and I bonded over him.

(BOTH CRYING)

Okay.

Not only are you gonna break my spirit,

but you're gonna mock me as well?

I'm not mocking you.

I'm... I'm feeling empathy.

(ZACK MOANS)

Why are you crying harder?

Because... (SNIFFS)

I finally see what it meant to you
to get into Yale.

It was your life, and...

and I messed it all up.

I'm sorry.

I know you're sorry.

You're really sorry, Zack.

You really are.

-I know. Oh, no.
-I know you know.

And I know you know I know.
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

-Yeah.
-Yeah.

Oh. Zack.

That's why you wanted the car?

Exactly.

Cody...

you know what you wanna do with your life.

So does Bailey.

Even London knows exactly who she is.

I'm the only one who doesn't.

I know that somewhere out there
I'm great at something.

I just need to find it.

And I could find it a lot faster
with a cool sports car.

You will find it.

And when you do,
I know you'll be great at it.

Come on.

Come on.

Mmm.

Mmm.

That feels great.

You're warm, kid.

We should really...

We should do this more often.

-OLSEN: Good work getting Zack to stay.
-NELLIE: Thank you, Dr. Olsen.

DR. OLSEN: Nellie, you have been
invaluable to this project.

I think Zack and Cody
are almost ready for the merge.

Nellie was telling me
something about the merge.

Although, unfortunately,
it wasn't what I hoped it would be.

It's a shame Cody has to lose his brain.

He's so talented.

But everyone must sacrifice
for the greater good.

Except me.

My good is greater than the greater good.

It is greater, isn't... Yes, come on.

Well, that doesn't sound promising.

Lose my brain?

But I love my brain.

I'm the brainy one, Zack.

Without my brain I'd just be (STAMMERS)

the one?

Okay, okay, okay. Hold on, hold on.

Now, while we still have our brains,

I suggest that we listen to them
telling us to leave.

We can't leave. We can't leave.

If this is what Dr. Olsen
has planned this for us,

then what about all the other twins?

We have to save them.

(GRUNTS) I can feel that you're right.

Man, I hate empathy.

Okay, we have to get into his office.

We got to find a way
and find out what's going on.

Come on, let's go. Careful.

Okay. Go, go! Secretly, secretly!

Okay.

Now...

We can climb that catwalk,
shimmy down that pole,

go in through the air vent,
come out near the lighting system,

then we just kick a hole
through the ceiling

and we drop down
right above the instrument panels.

Or...

Well, sure.
If you want to do it the boring way.

This. This.

Oh, here we go.

"Stage one, the physical connection.

Stage two, the emotional connection.

Stage three.

-The merge."
-Okay.

"During the merge, the twins become one.

No longer individuals,
their identities consolidated

into a single self,
able to be controlled."

Even not knowing what that means,
I know it's not good.

It gets worse.

How could it get any worse?

"Stage four.

Hive mind."

(WITH MOUTH FULL)
Yeah, that sounds worse.

"Once the merged twins are assembled,

they can be controlled
under a single voice."

I hear a single voice.

It's saying, "Run!"

We've got to free all those other twins.

And most important, we have to avoid
eating any more of that fruit.

Which you are eating now!

It was here, and I was like,
"Mmm, that looks good. I'll take one."

Zack, how could you do that?

It's... It's impulse eating.
It's a real problem.

What happens
if only one of us eats the fruit?

-I don't know.
-I don't know.

-Why are you repeating me?
-Why are you repeating me?

I'm repeating you, aren't I? Ugh.

That's weird. It's like you say something
and then I feel the need to say it.

The next stage.

You're becoming me.

I don't want to be you.

I want to be me.

I gotta be me.

Well, well, well, well,

well.

That's a pretty deep well.

(DOLPHIN VOCALIZING)

(THUDDING)

Trust me, Wally. There is a wall there.

BAILEY: Dr. Spaulding?

Dr. Spaulding?

May I help you?

Hi. My name is Bailey.
I'm looking for Cody Martin.

I haven't seen Mr. Martin

since he and his brother
destroyed our submarines

and I banned them for life.

Mine and theirs. See?

I have no idea where he is.

(CHITTERING)

They're in the mountains,
about 50 miles from here.

How do you know that?

The dolphins told me.

You can understand the dolphins?

Yup. Ever since I was here last time

and ate that ugly fruit,
whenever I'm near a fish,

-I can hear what they're thinking.
-(VOCALIZING)

Actually, London, dolphins are mammals.

Then why don't they have humps?

Wait, you ate the Corsican fruit

and now you can hear the dolphins?

Not just dolphins.
I got cursed out by a crab.

But I got even with him at dinner.

That's the key to my research.

Humans and dolphins have to eat the fruit.

It was right in front of my eyes,
and under my nose,

and a little to the left the entire time.

What else did the dolphins say?

Hey, were they talking about me?

Did they mention my zit?
You know, they are so judgmental.

They said I look great in this skirt,

and that Zack and Cody
are at this place called

the Gemini Project
with this guy named Ronald.

What?

I think Zack and Cody may be in danger.

-Oh, no!
-It could be a matter of life or death.

Those are two really different choices.

Bailey, call Mr. Moseby,

tell him to meet us at the Gemini Project

on the New Old Sawmill Road.

So. You know about the merge.

-Great stuff.
-Great stuff.

And apparently,
you've discovered the next phase.

The hive mind.

CODY: Groundbreaking research.

You know, I'd really love to stick around
and talk about it.

Stick around and talk about it.

Who said that?

-I did. He did.
-I did. He did.

Look at that.

A half merge.

-No, it isn't.
-No, it isn't.

A delay from the one to the other.

It's astounding!

It's a little annoying,
but it's astounding.

Dr. Olsen, if you let us go
we won't tell anyone what we saw here.

I can't do that.

Your participation in this work is
far too important.

(TELEPATHICALLY) Can you hear me?

Yeah.

Cool, right?

So cool.

Wait a minute.
Are you reading each other's minds?

Shh! I didn't even say anything.

I think you should shh
'cause I can hear everything.

Can you just pay attention, please?

Stop doing that!

You know what I'm thinking, right?

That's a really long hair
coming out of his nose?

Oh, yeah, it's gross.

And also, run!

(ALL GRUNTING)

-CODY: Go, go, go, go, go, go!
-ZACK: I knew we shouldn't have come here!

Apparently, stage four must commence
earlier than planned.

(BEEPING)

Quick! This way!

OLSEN: Where are you going, Zack and Cody?

ALL: Where are you going,
Zack and Cody?

Oh, great. Hive mind.

Oh, great. Hive mind.

Join us.

No.

No.

Get Zack and Cody!

ALL: Get Zack and Cody!

Get Zack and Cody!

-Get Zack and Cody!
-Zip line!

CODY: That didn't work so well
the last time.

Get Zack and Cody!
Get Zack and Cody!

Get Zack and Cody!
Get Zack and Cody!

Get Zack and Cody!
Get Zack and Cody!

-Just keep them off the platform.
-Hurry.

I don't know
how long I can hold them off.

ALL: Get Zack and Cody!
Get Zack and Cody!

(GRUNTS)

Zack, helmet. Helmet.

-Why?
-Zip line regulations.

Get back!
Get back!

I said stay back!

It's just out of my reach.

Stay!

Okay, on the count of three,
you jump up and grab on.

Okay.

Three, three, three!
Three, three, three!

Zack!

Get Zack and Cody!

Zack! Zack!

Zack!

ZACK: (LAUGHS) We did it!

-CODY: That was awesome.
-ZACK No, no, no.

-CODY: Just hold on.
-ZACK: No, no, no, no.

-Yeah!
-(WHOOPS)

That put some hair on my chest.

(BOTH SCREAMING)

ALL: Get Zack and Cody!

And now the hair's gone.

Let's hide in there!

Oh, yeah, yeah. Let's hide
in the creepy, old, abandoned sawmill.

That's safe. Why don't we bring
some toddlers in there with us?

ALL: Get Zack and Cody!

Okay, I think we're safe here.

(MACHINERY POWERING UP)

Or not.

ALL: Get Zack and Cody!

Get Zack and Cody!

Quick! Climb up that ladder!

Oh, that looks rusty!

I should've got my monthly tetanus shot.

Dirty ladders
are the least of our problems right now.

ALL: Get Zack and Cody!

Get Zack and Cody!

Get Zack and Cody!

Blades! Why is it always blades?

Where's Blankie when I need him?

GROUP: Get Zack and Cody!

(BOTH PANTING)

Get Zack and Cody!

Get Zack and Cody!

Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run!

Get Zack and Cody! Go, go!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Get Zack and Cody!

ZACK: Brother, hide in the trees!

Okay.
What's happening?

We're never going to outrun
those more athletic twins.

We don't have to outrun them.

I just have to outrun you.

If I perish from heat exhaustion,

bury me in a stone tomb, standing up

-with a piece of broken gold.
-(CODY STUTTERING)

Shh, I think I hear something!

Tell Bailey
that I respect her as a woman.

-No.
-Okay.

(ZACK GASPING)

I think we're safe.

BOTH: Get Zack and Cody!

(ZACK AND CODY SCREAMING)

Get Zack and Cody!

(BOTH EXCLAIMING)

ZACK: Climb, climb!

(ZACK AND CODY STRAINING)

BOTH: (YELLING) Get Zack and Cody!

-(LOUD BANG)
-(BOYS GASPING)

ZACK: Okay. Question.

-You think it's as far down as it looks?
-It looks like Middle-earth.

Zack, I want you to know

if our bones get crushed like...

cheap test tubes, which is very likely,

I just want you to know that...

Yeah.

Me, too.

(CRASHING)

Okay. On three.

One, two...

(BOTH SCREAMING)

(GROANING) I landed on my tummy.

Are you okay?

Yeah. Let's see.

Leg. Knee. Ribs.

Not sure what that is.

Yeah, I'm all right.

-We did it, Zack. We made it!
-(BOTH LAUGHING)

Get Zack and Cody!
Get Zack and Cody!

Get Zack and Cody!
Get Zack and Cody!

Get Zack and Cody!
Get Zack and Cody!

Or not.

Get Zack and Cody!

(CHUCKLES) Oh, good. You're awake.

Oh, good. You're an evil idiot.

Right. I'm an idiot, you're the one
that's locked down and wired.

He's got a good point.

Cody, why are we strapped
down to the Mind Transference Facilitator?

Because once I push this button,

the electrons in your brains
are gonna violently smash together,

and merge into one brain.

That sounds like
it's really going to hurt.

Yes.

BAILEY: Where are they? There they are!

-SPAULDING: Let them go!
-OLSEN: Stay back!

(ELECTRONIC HUMMING)

Careful! Nobody move.

-Cody!
-Bailey!

-Woody!
-Zack!

London!

-Woody.
-DR. SPAULDING: Uh, son...

-Woody, what are you...
-No, no, don't...

Dang it.

There's an electrical force field
surrounding the perimeter of the platform.

Duh.

Perfect timing, Dr. Spaulding.

We meet once again, Dr. Olsen.

I'm going to disintegrate
your individual minds now.

Ronald, before you merge them,

why don't you show them
who you really are?

Wow, that is a pretty
intense chemical peel.

I had a feeling this guy was two-faced!

Meet Ronald Spaulding,
my evil twin brother

who disappeared two years ago

when the scientific community
threw him out.

But I was here the whole time, waiting,

developing my brilliant plan.

But if you're also a twin

then why would you want
all twins to think alike?

So, no one would ever have to suffer
the pain that I did as a twin.

Him, getting all the awards.

Him, the brilliant one.

Him, the award winner.

I feel you, brother.

So, you stole my work
to use for your own evil.

-I did.
-But how?

It was easy.

First, I posed as a janitor

where I methodically stole your data.

I designed this entire facility myself.

It's completely state of the art
and wicked cool!

Well, that looks promising.

When I read Cody's paper on twins,

I thought he and his brother
would be a great asset.

So, I went to the boat
and I spied on them.

I am so excited.
I've been planning our trip for a month.

Whoa, whoa! Hey!

CODY: That's what was in the letter!

ZACK: Why did you drop it, then?

Hey! Hey, hey!

I knew if I could lure them here,

I could use them in my research.

Then all of my years of pain
would finally have a purpose.

I could create a controlled,
peaceful society!

Through violence?

Well, no plan is perfect!

Can I just say something?

Someone had a big bowl of grumpy
this morning.

(POWERING UP)

(GRUNTS SOFTLY)

DR. OLSEN: The merge is happening!

CODY: We should merge into my brain.

I have the superior intellect.

You also have the inferior personality.

I'd rather merge with a rock.

DR. OLSEN: Stop fighting!
You're ruining everything!

-ZACK: Stop it!
-CODY: You stop it!

CODY: I told you to get your head checked

but I'm sure the results
would come back as empty.

My brain, my brain!

ZACK: No! No, wait!

Your brain is all boring.
All you ever do is think.

CODY: That's not true.

I also spend an inordinate amount of time

worrying about global warming

and looking at things in my closet
that need to be pressed.

ZACK: Thanks for proving my point.
We're going into my brain.

(ZACK AND CODY PANTING)

Zack... I

I'm tired, Zack.

(BOTH GRUNTING)

Cody. If you can hear me,
keep fighting with Zack.

By fighting, they're creating
a resistance and a power surge

to the machine that wants to merge them.

It's as if the thing
they do best, arguing,

is the one thing that can save them.

I shop really well. Can we use that?

CODY: No,

I can't go into your brain!

You never use your brain.
How do we know it works?

Well, at least it's not jam-packed
with stupid facts

and math thingies
with numbers and letters.

You mean equations?

Stop! You'll destroy everything.

You know, I can't spend
the rest of my life in the head of someone

who orders sushi well-done.

Hey, Bailey,
where'd you get your hair done?

At the groomer's?

-London!
-What? I thought we're all joining in.

One, the number of people who
find you interesting. Including yourself.

Give in to the merge! Give in!

Well, I may not be interesting,
but at least I have a car!

(SCREAMING)

No!

No! No!

(SCREAMS)

DR. OLSEN: No!

No!

Come here, give me a hug!

Ooh!

You've ruined all my work.

Now, you'll all pay the consequences!

I'll merge all your minds!

Wow, you really are a fruit basket.

Fruit! Zack, fruit!

But I'm not hungry.

Got it!

Bailey. See that rope on the ground?

Yeah. Mmm-hmm.

Here's what I need you to do.

DR. OLSEN: Come on! Full power!

Now!

Yee-haw!

Get along, little crazy scientist.

Time!

-Let me go!
-No.

-I will destroy all of you!
-Cody.

Let me go!

Dr. Spaulding, eat this, and think
good thoughts about your brother.

Chew it.

Donald?

Really?

You... You were always jealous of me?

But you had everything.

True. But that's all I knew.

I didn't know
how to have fun like you did.

So, all those years
that I was wishing I could be you,

you were wishing you could be me?

More than that.

I was wishing that we... were us.

Ah! Boys, are you all right?

We're fine, Mr. Moseby.

Oh! Thank goodness.

One more minute and our personalities
would have been gone.

Huh! The one time
I get a parking spot right out front!

Donald.

I was wrong the whole time.
I'm sorry.

I forgive you, Ronald.

When I get out of prison,
let's have lunch.

I'll be here. Waiting.

I'll be 143, and hungry, but waiting.

Okay. No fruit.

(LAUGHS) No fruit. Fruity tale.

You know, they make you guys
seem almost normal.

(ALL CHUCKLING)

-LONDON: That was fun. Wanna go shopping?
-BAILEY: No. No shopping.

WOODY: How about a sandwich?

See what we can accomplish
when we work together?

You know,

we make a pretty good team.

(BOTH CHUCKLE)

BAILEY: Okay, this was
the best spring break ever,

and we managed to do
everything on my list,

including the museum
of microscopic magnets.

What was your favorite?

Well, it's a toss-up between the Erosional
Granite Sandstone Sea Cave,

and that giant ball of twine.

"Do not park. Zack Martin exempted."

-Perfect.
-WOODY: Sweet ride!

Hey!

Thanks for the car.

Isn't she pretty?

No. No, no. Zack, Zack!

Oh, no!

Ooh, goody! My summer wardrobe's here!
(CHUCKLES)

Well, spring break's over.

Now, If I could
just make it to summer vacation.

(MUSIC PLAYS)