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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:43,440 Dave? 2 00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:51,320 Dave, don't fuck with me, you shit. 3 00:02:00,719 --> 00:02:01,760 Ed. 4 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:23,560 How is ourwar hero today? 5 00:02:23,759 --> 00:02:25,000 Ed. 6 00:02:25,319 --> 00:02:27,280 Still having nightmares? 7 00:02:29,719 --> 00:02:31,240 War hero? 8 00:02:31,400 --> 00:02:33,640 Here, he's called a war hero. 9 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:37,000 -ln psychiatric terms, he's suicidal. No shit. 10 00:02:37,159 --> 00:02:40,280 He charged an enemy stronghold single-handed. 11 00:02:40,439 --> 00:02:43,000 Planted a flag in the rubble, that's how they found him. 12 00:02:43,159 --> 00:02:46,960 Sitting, flag in hand, surrounded by corpses. 13 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:49,120 What you think 14 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:55,760 You look pretty handsome in uniform. 15 00:02:59,479 --> 00:03:01,240 Wake up, you little fucker. 16 00:03:01,680 --> 00:03:04,840 l wanna ask you a few questions, boy. 17 00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:14,920 Well, this is it, lads. 18 00:03:15,080 --> 00:03:16,800 Sixteen hours compassionate leave. 19 00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:19,600 My advice is enjoy them... 20 00:03:19,759 --> 00:03:22,240 ...because on your return, make no mistake... 21 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:25,880 ...we are going to war, gentlemen, and right to its heart. 22 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:27,440 We're flying to Baghdad. 23 00:03:27,599 --> 00:03:31,200 No dummy rounds. Real bullets, real casualties. 24 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:33,080 lt's what you trained for. 25 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:36,560 Fuck. 26 00:03:37,479 --> 00:03:40,360 l can't believe it. You got one night and you're off to Iraq... 27 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:42,480 ...and you're going out with your girlfriend. 28 00:03:42,639 --> 00:03:44,040 Why would l hang out with you? 29 00:03:44,199 --> 00:03:46,840 Not this silly fucker again. Jesus. 30 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:49,640 Stupid. If he's gonna nick a car, don't nick a hearse. 31 00:03:50,039 --> 00:03:51,600 l mean, do me a favor. 32 00:03:51,759 --> 00:03:53,920 Hello, sweetheart. 33 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:56,320 l'm surprised you haven't been raped in the army. 34 00:03:56,479 --> 00:03:59,040 The people you hang with, you are a strange fucker. 35 00:03:59,199 --> 00:04:02,880 Yeah, tell you what, piss off. Don't come back. Don't come back, mate. 36 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:04,600 This is for you: 37 00:04:55,199 --> 00:04:56,520 Where's Jen? 38 00:04:56,680 --> 00:04:58,440 Don't know, mate. 39 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:06,240 Oh, it's been like this all sodding week. 40 00:05:06,399 --> 00:05:08,720 l'll leave a message. Where's the rave, what time? 41 00:05:08,879 --> 00:05:11,200 Just got to get the details. 42 00:05:13,360 --> 00:05:15,440 You don't know where it is, do you? 43 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:19,080 Oh, for fuck's sake. 44 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:22,360 We find the rave, we find Jen. 45 00:05:22,519 --> 00:05:23,760 And why's that? 46 00:05:24,319 --> 00:05:27,480 l don't know, just got this feeling. 47 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:33,640 Shit. 48 00:05:34,360 --> 00:05:35,920 Do you remember last Friday... 49 00:05:36,079 --> 00:05:38,120 ...when you blew Jen out? 50 00:05:45,399 --> 00:05:47,080 Necro. 51 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:49,280 ls Ed seeing someone else? 52 00:05:49,879 --> 00:05:51,000 No. 53 00:05:51,759 --> 00:05:54,080 Like you'd tell me anyway. 54 00:07:22,639 --> 00:07:24,280 Some fucking pal you are, Nec. 55 00:07:24,439 --> 00:07:26,760 Well, l figured if l could get you to the rave... 56 00:07:26,920 --> 00:07:29,320 -...then you'd sort things out. -lf it had been me... 57 00:07:29,480 --> 00:07:31,440 -...l'd have taken Jen home. -Yeah, but 58 00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:33,360 l don't know, it was really weird. 59 00:07:33,519 --> 00:07:34,520 The girl.... 60 00:07:34,759 --> 00:07:36,200 l wasn't thinking straight. 61 00:07:36,360 --> 00:07:37,720 For fuck's sake. 62 00:07:38,720 --> 00:07:40,160 Look at that. Oh, mate. 63 00:07:40,319 --> 00:07:41,680 She left it on me. 64 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:44,040 -Don't you ever wash, mate? -Not this bit. 65 00:07:44,199 --> 00:07:46,160 lt's a souvenir. 66 00:07:46,319 --> 00:07:48,440 ''F.B.P.'' What the fuck's that mean? 67 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:50,120 Fucking big penis? 68 00:07:50,759 --> 00:07:52,400 So you didn't shag her, then. 69 00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:55,920 Ed, she was drop-dead gorgeous. 70 00:07:58,040 --> 00:08:00,120 Where the fuck is my girlfriend? 71 00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:02,400 Ain't got a clue. 72 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:37,920 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 73 00:08:38,080 --> 00:08:40,640 There's a drought on, you know. 74 00:08:42,279 --> 00:08:43,960 No girlfriend. 75 00:08:44,120 --> 00:08:45,440 No party. 76 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:47,320 No weed. 77 00:08:47,480 --> 00:08:49,120 Turn around. l'm going to Bristol. 78 00:08:49,279 --> 00:08:52,520 -Chill out, it's gonna happen. -Don't do this to me tonight, Nec. 79 00:08:52,679 --> 00:08:54,040 Please. 80 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:11,160 Come on, Terence. It'll be dark in an hour. 81 00:09:11,320 --> 00:09:12,960 Shut up. 82 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:18,680 Bollocks! Fucking bollocks. Who's that? 83 00:09:18,840 --> 00:09:21,000 -Little wanker. Where's me money? -What? 84 00:09:21,159 --> 00:09:23,000 -Pay up. -What do you fucking want? 85 00:09:23,159 --> 00:09:25,720 l was wondering if you could sort us out for tonight. 86 00:09:25,879 --> 00:09:27,960 l ain't got nothing, give us a bell later. 87 00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:31,160 By the way, you just lost me 50 quid, you prick. 88 00:09:32,159 --> 00:09:34,000 No joy. 89 00:09:34,159 --> 00:09:36,080 Good boy. Love it. 90 00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:38,720 Come on, then, get them balls. Let's fuck off. 91 00:09:42,399 --> 00:09:43,760 Forgot about him, didn't we? 92 00:09:43,919 --> 00:09:45,680 Oh, my Lord, you all right there, babe? 93 00:09:45,840 --> 00:09:48,360 Come on, love. Let's get you out. 94 00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:51,040 Fucking heavy for a skinny cunt, eh? 95 00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:55,840 Next time, you posh fucking middle-class cunt, pay up. 96 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:57,840 You fucking little letch. 97 00:09:58,000 --> 00:09:59,480 Fucking little shit. 98 00:09:59,639 --> 00:10:02,320 Right, listen, tell you what we'll do. 99 00:10:02,759 --> 00:10:04,560 l'll drop you off and pick up fat boy. 100 00:10:04,720 --> 00:10:07,760 l'll see the big man, see if we can get a little bit more on tick. 101 00:10:07,919 --> 00:10:10,280 -Then l'll meet you down the club. -Let's do it. 102 00:10:11,519 --> 00:10:13,920 l'll ring your mum, tell herto come and pick you up. 103 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:15,840 Take his shorts off, leave him naked. 104 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:18,560 Fuck it, l'll reverse over him, the div. 105 00:10:39,120 --> 00:10:41,000 Where is the fucking rave... 106 00:10:41,159 --> 00:10:42,600 ...that's what l wanna fucking know. 107 00:10:42,759 --> 00:10:45,960 -Phone in and let me know. -See? It's not just me. 108 00:10:46,120 --> 00:10:48,280 lt's gonna happen, it'll be wicked. 109 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:50,920 -who they work for, but l wanna meet these guys. 110 00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:52,880 Who is having the party? 111 00:10:53,039 --> 00:10:54,640 Please phone in. 112 00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:04,200 Hello? -We've come to claim our prize. 113 00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:06,680 We're the ones throwing the party tonight. 114 00:11:08,240 --> 00:11:09,480 All right, boys. 115 00:11:09,639 --> 00:11:12,480 We've come to rearrange a few things. 116 00:11:13,919 --> 00:11:16,160 Okay, actually, l was won 117 00:11:16,320 --> 00:11:18,840 Could you make sure he doesn't touch the? 118 00:11:19,039 --> 00:11:20,880 Shh. 119 00:11:22,480 --> 00:11:25,360 -We come bearing gifts. -Oh, well, that's more like it. 120 00:11:26,559 --> 00:11:28,560 Mate, that is huge. 121 00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:31,560 l can't do all that on my own. 122 00:11:32,840 --> 00:11:34,480 Go on, then. 123 00:11:39,799 --> 00:11:41,000 Oh, my God. 124 00:11:41,159 --> 00:11:42,720 Seconds? 125 00:11:43,759 --> 00:11:45,000 All right. 126 00:11:48,759 --> 00:11:50,800 And another one. 127 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,120 Oh, God. 128 00:11:58,679 --> 00:12:01,480 Oh, no, seriously. The fuck 129 00:12:01,639 --> 00:12:03,440 Breathe in... 130 00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:07,640 ...and breathe out. 131 00:12:10,639 --> 00:12:13,640 And breathe in... 132 00:12:13,799 --> 00:12:17,480 ...and breathe out. 133 00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:09,240 Hello? 134 00:13:12,399 --> 00:13:14,040 Melech. 135 00:13:17,279 --> 00:13:18,840 Hello? 136 00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:22,720 Hello? 137 00:13:29,039 --> 00:13:30,880 Hello, Jen. 138 00:13:32,039 --> 00:13:34,120 Come to join the party? 139 00:13:40,919 --> 00:13:41,920 Hi. 140 00:13:57,039 --> 00:13:58,320 Gentlemen. 141 00:13:58,480 --> 00:14:00,200 You remember Jen. 142 00:14:04,679 --> 00:14:06,840 Lunatics on my land. 143 00:14:07,679 --> 00:14:10,000 What in God's name is going on here? 144 00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:14,800 Come on, you mentals. Answer me. 145 00:14:15,559 --> 00:14:18,400 l'd hoped you were a man of reason. 146 00:14:18,759 --> 00:14:23,080 l'd hoped we could reach an agreement. 147 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:33,080 And you'll be gone by morning. 148 00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:45,160 There's a tightrope to walk... 149 00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:47,240 ...when you're getting the word out to Joe Public. 150 00:14:47,399 --> 00:14:50,280 Bang the drum too early and the world and his wife will appear. 151 00:14:50,440 --> 00:14:52,680 But leave it too late and you'll find yourself... 152 00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:55,080 ...dancing around your handbag all on your own... 153 00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:58,120 ...wondering if you might be a little long in the tooth... 154 00:14:58,279 --> 00:15:00,040 ...for these sorts of shenanigans. 155 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:02,000 But luckily for you... 156 00:15:02,159 --> 00:15:06,320 ...my boys run awell-oiled public-relations machine. 157 00:15:50,919 --> 00:15:52,280 Here. 158 00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:54,040 Here it is. 159 00:15:54,879 --> 00:15:56,440 You can have it. 160 00:16:22,799 --> 00:16:26,160 Yeah? What? Okay, okay. No. 161 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:28,840 We'll be there in five minutes. Don't let them leave. 162 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:30,480 Whoo-hoo! 163 00:16:30,639 --> 00:16:34,800 -You heard where the rave's on? -No, but l know a man who does. 164 00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:19,080 Hold up, son. 165 00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:20,920 This is a strip club, not a gay bar. 166 00:17:21,079 --> 00:17:24,120 -You'd love a bit ofthat, wouldn't you? -Come here. 167 00:17:24,279 --> 00:17:27,040 Jim - Jimmy, fuck. Come on, mate. Come on, we're in a hury. 168 00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:29,120 Come on, in you go. 169 00:17:33,039 --> 00:17:35,360 You know this is a fanny bar, right? 170 00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:39,320 Unless you're here to audition. 171 00:17:47,119 --> 00:17:49,480 l wouldn't mind giving her one up the arse. 172 00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:52,280 Hold up. Tina ain't no bimbo. 173 00:18:06,759 --> 00:18:10,200 -Which one of these pricks snogged Jen? -Let me handle this, Ed, okay? 174 00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:15,800 Look at fucking Casanova over there. 175 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:17,400 l'm gonna smash his teeth in. 176 00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:21,000 Fucking pricks. 177 00:18:23,119 --> 00:18:26,320 Ed, if you cause any trouble, you won't be able to see Jen tonight. 178 00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:28,280 Let's get over there and fucking do them. 179 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:30,760 -Ready? -Let's do it. 180 00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:36,080 Tina. Tina, get. Move. 181 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:39,160 You. All right. Like her, do you? 182 00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:42,120 And you don't look like the type who likes tits, you know? 183 00:18:42,279 --> 00:18:44,720 What you fucking laughing at, muppet? 184 00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:47,040 l appear to have offended you gentlemen. 185 00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:49,200 Fucking offended me? 186 00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:53,160 The fucking hell you laughing at? 187 00:18:53,319 --> 00:18:55,120 Go back to play school. 188 00:18:55,279 --> 00:18:58,880 Right, you lot, take it outside. Outside, now. 189 00:18:59,559 --> 00:19:03,000 All right, you cunts, outside, 10 minutes. 190 00:19:07,039 --> 00:19:09,760 Jim, we need to talk to these guys about the rave. 191 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:16,920 Rich, l'm down at the club. 192 00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:19,360 Do what? 193 00:19:19,519 --> 00:19:21,240 What's fucking happened? 194 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:24,080 Keep the cunt there, l'm coming in now. 195 00:19:24,559 --> 00:19:26,240 l don't fucking believe it, look. 196 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:28,080 Fucking dolly mixtures turned up. 197 00:19:30,119 --> 00:19:32,760 l forgot to mention the cracker, didn't l? 198 00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:34,600 What, these two fucking toe rags? 199 00:19:34,759 --> 00:19:38,080 You, you little cunt. Two of you, deal with him. 200 00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:39,640 And you.... 201 00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:46,440 Let me have a go. 202 00:19:46,599 --> 00:19:47,720 Turn him around. 203 00:19:48,799 --> 00:19:50,800 Fuck that. 204 00:19:51,319 --> 00:19:53,160 Still funny, is it? 205 00:19:53,799 --> 00:19:55,760 Fucking little letch motherfucker. 206 00:20:00,319 --> 00:20:02,200 Go on, give it to him. 207 00:20:02,359 --> 00:20:04,280 You fucking pair of mugs. 208 00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:07,040 Give it to him. Hold up. 209 00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:09,320 -Fuck off, Private Ryan. What's your problem? 210 00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:11,440 What? How do you wanna be? 211 00:20:11,599 --> 00:20:13,320 You want a little bit? -Go on, then. 212 00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:17,200 Go on, then. Come on. Challenge me. 213 00:20:18,519 --> 00:20:19,520 Get out of here. 214 00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:21,920 -Where have they gone? Get the fuck out of here. 215 00:20:22,079 --> 00:20:24,080 Look, where they gone? -Get out of here. 216 00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:25,760 Fuck have they gone? 217 00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:27,120 Fucking wankers. 218 00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:29,320 That's right. 219 00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:49,200 All l wanted was to get loved-up with Jen. 220 00:20:49,359 --> 00:20:53,000 Forget about tomorrow and get the war out of my head for one bloody night. 221 00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:55,360 Why did you join the army, Ed? 222 00:20:55,519 --> 00:20:57,760 l never thought l'd have to do any killing. 223 00:20:57,920 --> 00:20:59,560 Or dying. 224 00:21:00,279 --> 00:21:03,840 Remind me, what is it a soldier does again? 225 00:21:06,319 --> 00:21:09,120 What about your dad? Does he know about Iraq? 226 00:21:09,279 --> 00:21:11,080 Oh, fuck. 227 00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:13,480 l forgot all about him. 228 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:15,080 l need to go and see him. 229 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:18,160 -You got any Rizlas? -Yeah, in there. 230 00:21:32,599 --> 00:21:33,840 Ed? 231 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,640 Wait, mate. 232 00:21:35,799 --> 00:21:37,600 Come on, share the love. 233 00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:40,960 Okay, finish that, then. 234 00:21:43,079 --> 00:21:44,720 Cheers. 235 00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:22,440 What do you make of that, then? 236 00:22:22,599 --> 00:22:24,640 l hate having this bitch around. 237 00:22:24,799 --> 00:22:27,360 She cramps my style. 238 00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:32,960 She's smitten with Dr. Jekyll. Wait till she meets Mr. Hyde. 239 00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:36,280 This.... 240 00:22:37,319 --> 00:22:39,080 This is our swan song. 241 00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:41,240 Our big farewell. 242 00:22:42,079 --> 00:22:45,320 We leave tomorrow for distant shores on a boat. 243 00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:48,760 ls there a berth with your name on it? 244 00:22:50,519 --> 00:22:52,000 All right, Jim, watch out. 245 00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:53,840 Watch out, son. 246 00:22:55,079 --> 00:22:56,600 What the fuck is? 247 00:22:56,759 --> 00:22:58,560 A flag. 248 00:23:00,720 --> 00:23:02,960 Seriously, what the fuck have you got a flag for? 249 00:23:03,119 --> 00:23:04,720 We're going to a party. 250 00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:06,440 My dad gave it to me. 251 00:23:06,599 --> 00:23:08,160 Well, you can't leave it in here. 252 00:23:08,319 --> 00:23:10,400 Not forever. You always leave your shit here. 253 00:23:10,559 --> 00:23:12,040 -What's it for? -Mate, calm down. 254 00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:15,160 -What you doing with it? -lt's just a long stoy. Let's go. 255 00:23:15,319 --> 00:23:16,800 Come on, let's go. 256 00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:18,240 Fucking hell. 257 00:23:19,799 --> 00:23:21,360 Cor, l could murder a beer, Tel. 258 00:23:21,519 --> 00:23:23,600 Shoot up the offy and get some beers, will you? 259 00:23:23,759 --> 00:23:25,800 -Piss off. Send him. -Bollocks, you go. 260 00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:28,240 He ain't old enough, mate. He can't even buy fags. 261 00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:30,200 Go on, mate. 262 00:23:30,359 --> 00:23:31,960 Yeah, all right. 263 00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:34,320 Why does a hearse have a radio? 264 00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:35,920 lt's souped up. 265 00:23:36,079 --> 00:23:39,280 But when you're taking people around, why would you have the radio on? 266 00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:42,080 -Please admit your car is a piece of shit. -Love it. 267 00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:45,120 -lt's a piece of shit. -lt is actually just a stretch Cortina. 268 00:23:45,279 --> 00:23:47,000 lt's not, though, is it? 269 00:23:53,799 --> 00:23:56,600 Oh, mate. Fucking you again? You want it, do you, cunt? 270 00:23:57,640 --> 00:23:59,360 Fuck you. Fuck you. 271 00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:04,120 Fuck you. 272 00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:09,680 Cunt. Get off me, you slag. 273 00:24:09,839 --> 00:24:12,280 Fuck you, mother fucking cunt. 274 00:24:12,440 --> 00:24:15,000 Get off me. You fucking mug. 275 00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:18,720 You fucking mother fucker. 276 00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:21,800 You're fucking dead you mother fucker You freak fuck. 277 00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:22,960 Bugger. 278 00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:26,800 Fucking 279 00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:30,760 Fucking 280 00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:36,280 Oh, God, l'm gonna fucking kill you. 281 00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:40,840 Fucking hell. 282 00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:52,040 Mother fucker. 283 00:25:16,279 --> 00:25:20,120 How much washing-up powder do the Crockers cut this shit with? 284 00:25:21,359 --> 00:25:22,400 Got anything? 285 00:25:29,359 --> 00:25:31,960 Even Black Cat's given up and gone home. 286 00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:35,120 So this is it. 287 00:25:35,279 --> 00:25:37,440 Ed's big sendoff. 288 00:25:41,799 --> 00:25:44,560 Nine, 8.7. 289 00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:53,400 -to the frequeny. Pam is on at Mllards Pike. 290 00:25:53,559 --> 00:25:55,560 follow the signs and bring your friends. 291 00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:57,520 Yes! 292 00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:04,800 Ladies and gemlemen, welcome to the frequeny. Pam is om 293 00:26:10,599 --> 00:26:13,200 Hury up and open the fucking door. 294 00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:19,960 All right, all right, all right. 295 00:26:20,119 --> 00:26:21,680 Fucking hell. 296 00:26:21,839 --> 00:26:23,240 What the fuck do you want? 297 00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:25,320 You better watch your mouth, you mug. 298 00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:28,200 You cunt. Go on, what you doing here? 299 00:26:28,359 --> 00:26:30,240 -l got a message for you. -Come on, then. 300 00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:32,840 From the boss, he wants his money within 24 hours. 301 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,040 Tell him two days. l ain't got it. Two days. 302 00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:39,640 -Your bollocks. Your bollocks. One more. -Yeah, l know it's my bollocks, you prick. 303 00:26:39,799 --> 00:26:41,320 -One more thing. -What? 304 00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:43,400 You been looking for those geezers, right? 305 00:26:43,559 --> 00:26:45,560 -Yeah. -Well, l might know where they are. 306 00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:48,080 What you mean, you might know? You do or don't. 307 00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:49,520 A score says l do. 308 00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:51,160 Fucking score, you little prick? 309 00:26:51,319 --> 00:26:53,760 Watch your bollocks, man. 310 00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:57,040 Do you know what? Come here, l like you. 311 00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:59,720 Here's a score. Look. Here's 50 pound. Spend it well. 312 00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:01,400 -Where are they? -Nice one. 313 00:27:01,559 --> 00:27:03,440 -Come on, then, tell me. -Down the Pike. 314 00:27:03,599 --> 00:27:05,240 Fucking Pike 315 00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:07,520 Mate. Right, lovely. Cheers, boy. 316 00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:09,200 Good luck. 317 00:27:09,359 --> 00:27:11,920 -Dan. Fucking mug. 318 00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:13,720 Yeah. Mallards Pike. 319 00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:15,160 Follow the signs. 320 00:27:15,319 --> 00:27:18,440 Cheers, mate. See you there. Cheers, mate. 321 00:27:18,599 --> 00:27:21,960 Pam is on at Mllards Pike. 322 00:27:22,119 --> 00:27:24,320 follow the signs and bring your friends. 323 00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:46,840 Now, listen, we're gonna iron these two queer cunts out... 324 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:50,640 ...for what they done to Tery, but only after we've sold the gear... 325 00:27:50,799 --> 00:27:53,360 ...and we've cleared the debt with our Albanian friend. 326 00:27:53,519 --> 00:27:56,320 -Not before, after. -Yeah, Richie. 327 00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:58,960 Terence, do l make myself clear? 328 00:27:59,519 --> 00:28:02,720 -l said, do l make myself clear? -l fucking heard you the first time. 329 00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:05,200 Right. Now, fucking turn it in, the pair ofyou. 330 00:28:05,359 --> 00:28:06,600 And let's do this. 331 00:28:06,759 --> 00:28:08,400 Right. 332 00:28:09,079 --> 00:28:11,200 l don't fucking need this, do l? 333 00:28:32,119 --> 00:28:33,720 Frankie? 334 00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:37,760 Frankie boy. 335 00:28:39,559 --> 00:28:41,360 ls that you, mate? 336 00:28:49,079 --> 00:28:51,760 This isn't funny anymore, Frankie. 337 00:28:55,559 --> 00:28:58,160 Leave it out, mate. You know l'm tripping. 338 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:06,240 Do you hearthat? 339 00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:07,880 What? 340 00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:10,920 Oh, it's nothing. 341 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,720 Come on. 342 00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:48,760 Welcome. 343 00:30:06,359 --> 00:30:07,360 Ed! 344 00:30:09,519 --> 00:30:11,320 l knew you'd come. 345 00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:15,160 Oh, my God. l can't wait to introduce you to eveyone. 346 00:30:15,319 --> 00:30:17,080 Outside. 347 00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:22,800 Guess who. 348 00:30:29,839 --> 00:30:31,640 Why haven't you been returning my calls? 349 00:30:32,559 --> 00:30:34,000 What calls? 350 00:30:36,319 --> 00:30:38,960 11:41 p.m., Friday, Ed. 351 00:30:39,119 --> 00:30:41,680 10:36 p.m., Friday, Ed. 352 00:30:41,839 --> 00:30:44,360 9:31 p.m., Friday, Ed. 353 00:30:45,119 --> 00:30:46,120 Fine. 354 00:30:46,279 --> 00:30:47,720 lf we're playing those games. 355 00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:50,480 Where the fuck were you on our anniversay? 356 00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:52,720 Where were you last Friday when we had a date? 357 00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:53,880 l've been training. 358 00:30:54,039 --> 00:30:56,440 You've been so far up your own arse, Ed. 359 00:30:56,599 --> 00:30:58,680 -So don't think you have the right to -Jen. 360 00:30:59,359 --> 00:31:02,200 l'm going to Iraq tomorrow. 361 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,320 Sweet. Look, there he is. Oi. Oi! 362 00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:10,360 Dicksplash. Do you remember me? 363 00:31:10,519 --> 00:31:13,600 -Fucking prick. Ah! What did l tell you? Leave it. 364 00:31:13,759 --> 00:31:15,920 lf you wanted to dance, you could have asked. 365 00:31:16,079 --> 00:31:18,160 You, you little mug, l'll deal with you later. 366 00:31:18,319 --> 00:31:19,960 You all right, Tel? 367 00:31:20,119 --> 00:31:21,440 Hello, darling. 368 00:31:21,599 --> 00:31:23,880 What you doing with this mug? You all right, mate? 369 00:31:24,039 --> 00:31:27,520 Why don't you come and see me later and l'll show you a real fucking man? 370 00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:30,880 You all right, son? l'll deal with you later, prick. 371 00:31:31,039 --> 00:31:33,240 l want him fucking dead! 372 00:31:36,599 --> 00:31:38,800 l'm gonna die, aren't l? 373 00:31:39,759 --> 00:31:41,200 No. 374 00:31:42,039 --> 00:31:43,800 -You're gonna stay with me. -Oh, Jesus. 375 00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:46,280 Not tonight, Jen. Please. 376 00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:49,200 My aunt has a place on the Isle of Skye. We can just go. 377 00:31:50,279 --> 00:31:53,920 My granddad won the Victoria Cross, for fuck's sake. 378 00:31:54,079 --> 00:31:57,720 Honor and duty, it's in my blood. 379 00:31:58,599 --> 00:32:00,960 lf l deserted, he'd never speak to me again. 380 00:32:05,839 --> 00:32:07,520 Listen to yourself, Ed. 381 00:32:08,279 --> 00:32:09,880 Look what the war did to your dad. 382 00:32:10,359 --> 00:32:12,400 l'm going, Jen. 383 00:32:12,559 --> 00:32:13,760 Fine. 384 00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:17,760 But ifyou come back in a body bag, l'm not gonna cy over it. 385 00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:21,080 Where you going, Jen? 386 00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:22,560 You gonna fuck the DJ again? 387 00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:26,760 Last Friday night? Nec told me eveything. 388 00:32:27,319 --> 00:32:29,040 Last Friday. 389 00:32:30,079 --> 00:32:32,120 The night you didn't call me. 390 00:32:33,279 --> 00:32:36,760 The night you and your fuckwit squaddie mates went to Bristol. 391 00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:43,160 The night you fucked that tart. 392 00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:16,440 What is it? 393 00:33:16,599 --> 00:33:17,760 Tarantula. 394 00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:20,000 Looks like an ordinay pill... 395 00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:23,560 ...but it's laced with the blood of the immortals. 396 00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:27,920 Also, makes you dance like a mother fucker. 397 00:33:28,079 --> 00:33:29,320 Ty one. 398 00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:32,280 No, thanks, mate. l'll stick to the bevvies. 399 00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:35,280 Last time l did a pill, l cried like a baby. 400 00:33:40,079 --> 00:33:41,800 Fuck it. 401 00:33:46,039 --> 00:33:47,960 That's my last three. Give me 120. Have three. 402 00:33:48,119 --> 00:33:50,400 Hundred twenty? -For 120. Come on, mate, just do it. 403 00:33:50,559 --> 00:33:53,960 -l wanna get the fuck out of here, right? -Here you go, here you go. 404 00:33:54,119 --> 00:33:57,560 You ain't a bad little thing, are you? Go on, you've had a right result. 405 00:33:57,720 --> 00:33:59,320 What's happening? What do you want? 406 00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:02,000 -Some coke. Give us some paper. 407 00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:04,000 There, son. 408 00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:05,760 -Get on that, my boy. -Sound. 409 00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:07,520 Get up there. Go on, my son. 410 00:35:19,239 --> 00:35:21,240 Play with me? 411 00:35:22,159 --> 00:35:23,600 It's a bomb, Ed! 412 00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:26,760 What are you waiting for? Take her down! 413 00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:30,440 lt's a bomb, Ed. rake herdmn. 414 00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:33,440 Take her down now! 415 00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:38,840 Play with me? 416 00:35:48,199 --> 00:35:49,840 Whoa, whoa. Watch it, mate. 417 00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:19,960 Cheers. 418 00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:31,480 Whoa. 419 00:36:32,840 --> 00:36:34,600 That shit's strong. 420 00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:40,600 l smell death on you, soldier. 421 00:36:47,119 --> 00:36:50,320 Just gotta go and find my girlfriend. 422 00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:56,120 Deep into the darkness. 423 00:36:56,320 --> 00:37:01,920 Dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before. 424 00:37:31,519 --> 00:37:32,680 Hey. 425 00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:34,600 Ooh, what have we got here? 426 00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:37,440 That's a handsome little friend you've got there. 427 00:37:37,599 --> 00:37:41,120 Thank you. Do you want to touch it? 428 00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:43,120 That's a bit cheeky, isn't it? 429 00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:45,920 -Vey. -You're cheeky. 430 00:37:46,079 --> 00:37:47,800 Cheeky monkey. 431 00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:49,520 ls that what you are? 432 00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:52,760 He's lovely. 433 00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:57,040 -Can we keep him? -Yes. You cheeky monkey. 434 00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:00,120 You want me to put it away? 435 00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:02,880 l think you can leave it out, actually. 436 00:38:03,039 --> 00:38:04,840 What do you think, Lucretia? 437 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:08,200 -l think you might be right. -What do you want to do with it? 438 00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:10,160 What would you like us to do with it? 439 00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:12,240 Suck it. 440 00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:17,640 l think we should take him for a little walk. 441 00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:19,600 l think you're right. 442 00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:21,520 -What do you say? Mm. 443 00:38:21,679 --> 00:38:24,080 -Yeah. Come on, then. -Yeah. 444 00:38:24,239 --> 00:38:26,360 Come with us, honey. 445 00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:30,680 -Oh, fuck. -Shit, man. 446 00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:32,720 l gave you a Pavarotti. Where's my Heny? 447 00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:34,720 -A what? -My Heny. 448 00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:37,360 -No, no, what's the thing you gave me? -A Pavarotti. 449 00:38:37,519 --> 00:38:39,000 A what? 450 00:38:39,159 --> 00:38:40,760 A Pavarotti. Now, where's my Heny? 451 00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:43,320 l spend time tying to understand what you're saying. 452 00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:47,200 lt's doing my fucking head in. All you ever do is talk shit. 453 00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:49,080 Look, mate, you got too much bunny. 454 00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:50,760 More rabbit than Sainsbuy's. 455 00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:52,880 And to top it off, l give you a Pavarotti... 456 00:38:53,039 --> 00:38:54,280 ...you cane my Heny. 457 00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:56,600 Well, why don't you go and get some weed, then? 458 00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:59,000 Silence! 459 00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:15,640 Buy the hatchet, my friends. 460 00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:17,880 Life is too short. 461 00:39:19,079 --> 00:39:20,800 Thank you vey much, you're vey kind. 462 00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:22,680 Yeah, safe, mate. 463 00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:27,960 l've been smoking this shit for 168 years. 464 00:39:29,639 --> 00:39:33,520 So how comes you're so old, then, mate? 465 00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:38,160 Because... 466 00:39:38,599 --> 00:39:40,480 ...l'm a vampire. 467 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:54,960 Some of my peers relish the cat-and-mouse. 468 00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:59,080 The stench of fear and panic. 469 00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:03,000 l find that a little barbaric myself. 470 00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:06,760 So l offer my victims a choice. 471 00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:10,040 lt's quite painless, l promise you. 472 00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:15,440 Death comes on like a dreamless sleep. 473 00:40:18,159 --> 00:40:19,880 Nice one. Cheers, mate. 474 00:40:20,039 --> 00:40:21,520 Thanks. 475 00:40:26,519 --> 00:40:28,640 As you wish. 476 00:40:35,199 --> 00:40:37,200 Who the fuck was that? 477 00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:45,360 Jay! 478 00:41:09,599 --> 00:41:12,240 It may help to ease the pain. 479 00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:18,240 Seems a shame to waste it. 480 00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:43,560 Here. What's happened to you, you little div? 481 00:41:43,719 --> 00:41:45,520 -You had one of them fucking pills? -No. 482 00:41:45,679 --> 00:41:47,240 -No. -Don't fucking lie. 483 00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:50,880 Your jaw's going like you're chewing a Mars bar with the wrapper on. 484 00:41:51,039 --> 00:41:52,080 He's all right. 485 00:41:52,239 --> 00:41:55,040 Listen, enjoy yourself. We don't need him. 486 00:41:55,199 --> 00:41:58,240 Two-on-two. We'll kick the cunt out of them fucking irons. 487 00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:02,040 Come on, let's go. Come on, go, go, go. 488 00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:14,840 Come away with us. Leave behind the chaos and turmoil... 489 00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:16,960 ...and join us in paradise. 490 00:42:23,639 --> 00:42:25,600 Come away with us. 491 00:42:28,719 --> 00:42:30,880 Join us in paradise. 492 00:42:39,679 --> 00:42:40,840 You fuck! 493 00:43:01,599 --> 00:43:05,960 No hard feelings. l didn't realize you were so in love. 494 00:43:06,119 --> 00:43:09,640 Just calm down, son. -lt's okay. It's okay. 495 00:43:10,599 --> 00:43:12,440 l'm not gonna do anything. 496 00:43:13,159 --> 00:43:15,360 l just wannatalk to Jen. 497 00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:24,320 Don't wory about it, you were drunk. 498 00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:26,680 -No one cares. -l don't know what l was doing. 499 00:43:26,840 --> 00:43:28,720 Yeah, but it's 500 00:43:29,280 --> 00:43:31,600 All right? 501 00:43:32,159 --> 00:43:34,400 Jen, you wanna take awalk with me? 502 00:43:35,079 --> 00:43:36,720 Please? 503 00:44:01,719 --> 00:44:04,320 Who told you l slept with a prostitute? 504 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,640 Dave's sister heard him talking about it. 505 00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:11,480 Listen, it was some shit nightclub, we were trolleyed. 506 00:44:11,639 --> 00:44:13,880 l can barely remember it. 507 00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:16,280 lt was the night l got my post. 508 00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:19,560 l promise you, l did not sleep with any prossie. 509 00:44:20,280 --> 00:44:22,240 How do l know that? 510 00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:25,200 l swear, Jen, on my life. 511 00:44:25,559 --> 00:44:27,840 l went in to save face with the lads. 512 00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:30,120 Regular army bullshit. 513 00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:35,480 Gave her 40 quid, we had a chat and she gave me some good advice. 514 00:44:36,599 --> 00:44:38,400 Which was? 515 00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:41,120 To never drink and drive. 516 00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:43,160 No, Jen, Jen, Jen. 517 00:44:46,199 --> 00:44:48,760 She told me to... 518 00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:50,920 ...tell you that l love you. 519 00:44:51,679 --> 00:44:53,040 Sory? 520 00:44:53,199 --> 00:44:54,200 You heard me. 521 00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:57,600 -l didn't quite - l didn't quite get that. -That l love you. 522 00:45:00,679 --> 00:45:02,400 l love you too. 523 00:45:07,599 --> 00:45:09,680 Drink and drive. 524 00:45:18,199 --> 00:45:24,000 Ladies and gentlemen, girls and boys, party people in the house! 525 00:45:24,159 --> 00:45:26,640 Make some noise! 526 00:45:28,599 --> 00:45:30,280 ls eveybody in? 527 00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:36,400 l said, is eveybody in? 528 00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:42,000 Then let the ceremony begin! 529 00:45:42,159 --> 00:45:44,920 She's hungy again. Change gear. 530 00:46:01,239 --> 00:46:02,920 Come here, you. 531 00:46:03,599 --> 00:46:06,200 Take it off. -Okay. 532 00:46:06,639 --> 00:46:08,280 Get down. 533 00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:10,440 What you gonna do to me? 534 00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:15,120 That tickles. 535 00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:17,440 Keep them closed. 536 00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:21,560 Okay. Open them. 537 00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:29,560 We'll do it properly when l get back. 538 00:46:30,639 --> 00:46:32,360 ls that ayes? 539 00:46:34,599 --> 00:46:36,080 Yes. 540 00:48:21,360 --> 00:48:24,760 Take me. Take me. 541 00:49:21,679 --> 00:49:23,120 How'd they do that? 542 00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:26,920 Don't know, man, but it looks wicked. 543 00:49:48,559 --> 00:49:51,400 So you lot go thieving on the side, right? 544 00:49:51,840 --> 00:49:54,240 Melech has ataste for finer things in life. 545 00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:58,040 Yeah? What's he organizing raves for, then? 546 00:50:03,039 --> 00:50:04,600 That's me. 547 00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:08,360 Gettysburg, 1862. 548 00:50:08,519 --> 00:50:10,920 That was taken three days after the battle. 549 00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:14,560 That was a hell of a party. 550 00:50:14,719 --> 00:50:19,280 You expect me to believe you haven't aged in 130...? 551 00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:22,280 One hundred and forty-five years. 552 00:50:24,159 --> 00:50:27,800 Well, it's great what you can do in Photoshop. 553 00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:30,640 l mean, it looks wicked. 554 00:50:30,800 --> 00:50:32,720 Really does. 555 00:50:33,559 --> 00:50:35,720 Can you do this in Photoshop? 556 00:50:38,079 --> 00:50:39,640 Fuck! 557 00:50:44,920 --> 00:50:46,720 What's wrong? 558 00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:56,120 Where's Nec? l don't know. 559 00:50:56,280 --> 00:50:58,960 -He snuck off with that goth bird. -Bet he did. 560 00:50:59,119 --> 00:51:01,400 We have some news. 561 00:51:06,360 --> 00:51:08,760 Oh, guys. 562 00:51:08,920 --> 00:51:11,640 Guys. Good on you, bud. 563 00:51:13,079 --> 00:51:16,040 lt begins now. 564 00:51:19,239 --> 00:51:21,640 Chop-chop, come on, you're missing all the action. 565 00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:24,320 Come, come, this way, this way. Come, come. 566 00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:26,080 Let's go. Come, come. 567 00:51:26,559 --> 00:51:28,720 What you got? -Four and a half. 568 00:51:28,880 --> 00:51:30,600 Sweet. 569 00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:33,560 What you gonna have, then? 570 00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:38,640 Look at them. Look, look, look. Bruce fucking Lee. 571 00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:42,040 Fucking idiot. Fucking Clouseau. 572 00:51:42,599 --> 00:51:44,040 Got some ofthat. 573 00:51:44,199 --> 00:51:46,480 That's the way forward. Good English cricket bat. 574 00:51:46,639 --> 00:51:48,600 Come on, son. 575 00:51:48,760 --> 00:51:50,240 Come on, you fucking queer cunt. 576 00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:53,920 Do for me. -What you got there, then? 577 00:51:54,079 --> 00:51:55,200 Spike, isn't it? 578 00:51:55,880 --> 00:51:57,200 Sweet? 579 00:51:57,360 --> 00:51:59,320 What, do l look sweet? 580 00:52:00,119 --> 00:52:01,840 -That's the way forward, son. -Yeah. 581 00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:04,240 Look at that lot. Up and under. 582 00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:08,000 Let's see how that fucking queer cunt likes this stuffed up his Harris. 583 00:52:08,159 --> 00:52:11,120 We ain't fucking messing about, Iet's do it. 584 00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:50,520 -What the fuck is that? -Nitrous. 585 00:52:50,679 --> 00:52:52,600 -Nice. -Nice. 586 00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:19,120 Fuck! 587 00:53:28,159 --> 00:53:30,640 Your face. 588 00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:32,400 You're terrified. 589 00:53:32,559 --> 00:53:35,120 Of course l'm fucking terrified. 590 00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:37,640 You're a fucking vampire. 591 00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:43,880 Don't be scared. It's me. 592 00:53:44,039 --> 00:53:45,720 lt's me. 593 00:53:46,719 --> 00:53:49,160 -lt's me. -No. Whoa. 594 00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:52,000 Take my hand. 595 00:53:55,559 --> 00:53:57,520 Come with me. 596 00:53:58,199 --> 00:53:59,640 Where? 597 00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:07,720 Somewhere where there's no pain, no misey. 598 00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:12,560 Take my hand, Necro. 599 00:54:14,480 --> 00:54:19,040 Wait, wait, just hold on. 600 00:54:22,280 --> 00:54:24,200 You don't want me now? 601 00:56:01,639 --> 00:56:04,160 Going away to this island. 602 00:56:04,320 --> 00:56:06,680 Melech's taking Jen. 603 00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:09,520 You should come with us. 604 00:56:09,679 --> 00:56:11,440 What about the others? 605 00:56:11,599 --> 00:56:13,760 Can Ed come? 606 00:56:14,039 --> 00:56:17,920 l don't think Melech could deal with the competition, to be honest. 607 00:56:18,599 --> 00:56:20,800 But if you want, you can come. 608 00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:30,760 What's wrong? 609 00:56:31,599 --> 00:56:34,600 The island is a really long way away. 610 00:56:34,760 --> 00:56:37,280 And we're vampires, Necro. 611 00:56:37,920 --> 00:56:39,840 Okay. 612 00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,840 Vampires need blood to survive. 613 00:56:44,800 --> 00:56:47,800 Killing sailors isn't an option. 614 00:56:49,440 --> 00:56:51,040 So...? 615 00:56:51,679 --> 00:56:54,800 So this is why this is happening tonight. 616 00:56:55,800 --> 00:56:57,520 We're harvesting blood. 617 00:56:59,719 --> 00:57:03,880 You mean, harvesting people? 618 00:57:04,039 --> 00:57:05,800 Yes. 619 00:57:07,559 --> 00:57:09,720 But what about Ed? 620 00:57:09,880 --> 00:57:12,320 And Tina and Big Jim? 621 00:57:12,880 --> 00:57:15,200 lt's too late for them now. 622 00:57:15,880 --> 00:57:16,960 l'm so sory. 623 00:57:17,119 --> 00:57:18,800 No. 624 00:57:20,119 --> 00:57:22,400 Why didn't you stop ? No. 625 00:57:23,360 --> 00:57:25,360 Where are you going? 626 00:57:26,599 --> 00:57:30,160 You can't help them now. They're already dead. 627 00:58:00,639 --> 00:58:02,160 Shit. 628 00:58:36,079 --> 00:58:40,040 Naughty, naughty, naughty, what are you doing up and about? 629 00:58:40,599 --> 00:58:42,840 Go to sleep. 630 01:00:52,039 --> 01:00:55,360 Listen, all l want is the one that fucking clumped me in that alleyway. 631 01:00:55,519 --> 01:00:57,920 You can have who you like, they're all gonna go over. 632 01:00:58,639 --> 01:01:01,120 -Fucking hell. -Oh, Jesus, fuck me. 633 01:01:01,280 --> 01:01:03,280 The fuck's that? 634 01:01:03,440 --> 01:01:04,600 ls that real? 635 01:01:04,760 --> 01:01:05,840 Fucking hell. 636 01:01:06,599 --> 01:01:08,760 We're in a right bit of bother here, aren't we? 637 01:01:08,920 --> 01:01:11,000 l ain't too sure about this. 638 01:01:12,960 --> 01:01:14,960 -What do you reckon? -Go on, get them out. 639 01:01:15,119 --> 01:01:16,480 l'll deal with them out here. 640 01:01:16,639 --> 01:01:20,120 What do you mean? You're bigger than me. You fucking go get them out. 641 01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:15,280 Enjoying the show, are we? 642 01:02:16,519 --> 01:02:18,080 You know... 643 01:02:18,239 --> 01:02:23,680 ...l think l'm going to leave you till last. 644 01:02:51,280 --> 01:02:54,320 All right, Rich, let's fucking sort these cunts out, yeah? 645 01:03:02,880 --> 01:03:04,600 You all right, handsome? 646 01:03:12,079 --> 01:03:14,640 Hey, open up! 647 01:03:14,800 --> 01:03:17,240 Open the fucking door! 648 01:03:19,519 --> 01:03:22,120 The fuck is that smell? You smell that? 649 01:03:22,280 --> 01:03:25,160 -You dropped your guts again? -Yeah, that's fucking old, mate. 650 01:03:25,320 --> 01:03:27,560 Let's ty round the side, eh? 651 01:03:27,719 --> 01:03:30,800 Gotta stop eating them rats. They're doing your asshole no favors. 652 01:03:30,960 --> 01:03:33,320 Smells better than your mouth. Fucking hold up. 653 01:03:33,480 --> 01:03:35,560 Fucking gas. They're only gassing the cunts. 654 01:03:35,719 --> 01:03:38,600 That must be what the smell is. Jesus Christ. Fuck me. 655 01:03:38,760 --> 01:03:41,040 Fuck's sake. Come on. Let's get them out of there. 656 01:03:41,199 --> 01:03:43,680 -Come on, let's go. -Fucking bollocks. 657 01:03:43,840 --> 01:03:46,360 l'll do it. No, l'll do it. -Go on. 658 01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:49,680 Hit it, you poof. 659 01:03:49,880 --> 01:03:51,440 Come on. 660 01:03:54,920 --> 01:03:57,040 Come on. Let's go. 661 01:03:59,239 --> 01:04:00,400 Fuck me. 662 01:04:00,559 --> 01:04:03,360 Fucking hell. Something's not right here, mate. 663 01:04:03,519 --> 01:04:05,440 Fucking hell, Dan. 664 01:04:05,599 --> 01:04:06,840 Dan! 665 01:04:07,440 --> 01:04:08,600 The fuck's going on? 666 01:04:08,760 --> 01:04:11,120 Tel, there's some freaky shit going on here, mate. 667 01:04:11,280 --> 01:04:14,080 Just cut him down and let's just get the fuck out of here. 668 01:04:39,559 --> 01:04:41,960 Oh, Jesus Christ. What the fuck is going on here? 669 01:04:42,119 --> 01:04:44,280 Come here, Dan. Come on, Danny, wake up. 670 01:04:44,440 --> 01:04:46,680 -Move, you fat fuck. Come on, wake up, you. 671 01:04:56,119 --> 01:04:57,360 Oh, fuck. 672 01:04:58,719 --> 01:05:04,400 Fuck you. Who are you, you fucking freak? 673 01:05:04,559 --> 01:05:08,000 l'm gonna fucking kill you. 674 01:05:12,719 --> 01:05:14,400 Shit. 675 01:05:30,920 --> 01:05:34,400 Guard the barn. No one gets out alive. 676 01:05:39,119 --> 01:05:41,400 Fuck, fuck. 677 01:06:16,320 --> 01:06:18,360 Tel. Terence. 678 01:06:19,719 --> 01:06:21,000 lt's gonna be all right, mate. 679 01:06:21,159 --> 01:06:24,360 Tel, Tel. Get up. You all right? 680 01:06:24,519 --> 01:06:27,240 -Fuck me. What happened here? -Fucking what happened? 681 01:06:27,400 --> 01:06:30,400 Look at that cunt over there. l just kicked the cunt out of him. 682 01:06:30,559 --> 01:06:32,720 Come on. Let's get Danny and get out of here. 683 01:06:32,880 --> 01:06:34,880 -Feel a bit weird, mate. You're all right. 684 01:06:44,239 --> 01:06:46,080 Jen! Ed! 685 01:06:46,239 --> 01:06:49,680 Jen. Oh, thank God you're alive. 686 01:06:52,679 --> 01:06:55,080 Ed. Ed! 687 01:07:05,800 --> 01:07:07,720 Enjoy the show. 688 01:07:36,679 --> 01:07:38,920 Let's get the fuck out of here. 689 01:07:48,880 --> 01:07:49,880 Oh, shit. 690 01:07:50,039 --> 01:07:52,400 Fucking - You have one and all. 691 01:07:57,440 --> 01:08:00,600 Fuck that. Let's get out of here. Come on. 692 01:08:12,880 --> 01:08:15,080 Fuck. Let's go this way. Go, go, go. 693 01:08:17,840 --> 01:08:19,600 Pick yourself up, bro, please, please. 694 01:08:19,760 --> 01:08:20,880 Dan, you all right, son? 695 01:08:21,039 --> 01:08:23,280 Come on, mate. Get through this. Get through this. 696 01:08:23,439 --> 01:08:25,400 Wake up. For fuck's sake, wake up, man. 697 01:08:26,000 --> 01:08:28,360 Fucking little ponce. 698 01:08:28,960 --> 01:08:30,160 Come on, then. 699 01:08:30,319 --> 01:08:32,440 Wake up. Look at me. Breathe. Shit. 700 01:08:32,600 --> 01:08:33,840 For fuck's sake, breathe. 701 01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:35,680 Come on, then, you fucking wrong'uns. 702 01:08:35,840 --> 01:08:37,720 Come on. Come on. 703 01:08:38,039 --> 01:08:40,400 Come on, then, you fucking leech cunt. 704 01:08:40,560 --> 01:08:41,800 Fucking you again, yeah? 705 01:08:41,960 --> 01:08:44,320 l'll fucking do these freaks, come on. 706 01:08:44,479 --> 01:08:45,800 -Come on! -Couple of pricks. 707 01:08:45,960 --> 01:08:48,480 You think l'm scared ofyou, you fucking knob jockey? 708 01:08:48,640 --> 01:08:51,040 Go on, lad, we'll take one each, eh? 709 01:08:51,199 --> 01:08:52,360 Yeah, go on. Go on. 710 01:08:52,520 --> 01:08:54,960 Let's see what you got now, you fucking wrong'un. 711 01:08:55,119 --> 01:08:56,840 Come on. Come on, you cunt. 712 01:08:57,000 --> 01:08:58,480 Dan! 713 01:09:00,279 --> 01:09:03,000 Fuck off, you bloody You fucking whore. 714 01:09:04,439 --> 01:09:06,120 Go on, then. Bring it. 715 01:09:06,720 --> 01:09:10,600 You fucking little girl. Get away from me, you fucking leech. 716 01:09:10,760 --> 01:09:12,080 Get away from me. 717 01:09:13,960 --> 01:09:16,360 Yeah? l fucking like blood too, you little whore. 718 01:09:19,279 --> 01:09:22,960 You fucking leech! You fucking - Get the 719 01:09:24,079 --> 01:09:25,280 You fucking shit. 720 01:09:25,439 --> 01:09:27,240 You cun 721 01:09:28,720 --> 01:09:31,800 Get - Get off me, fucking shit. 722 01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:36,880 Oh, you tit! 723 01:09:40,159 --> 01:09:41,280 Bite me, then, you cunt. 724 01:09:41,439 --> 01:09:44,880 Bite me, and l'll come back and l'll fucking kill you. l'll kill you. 725 01:10:36,680 --> 01:10:41,840 Tonight's only disappointment... 726 01:10:42,560 --> 01:10:48,800 ...was that l couldn't give your whore the one thing she truly craved. 727 01:10:52,760 --> 01:10:58,080 She fell in love with me, you know. They always do. 728 01:10:58,680 --> 01:11:05,040 There is the sweetest sensation... 729 01:11:08,079 --> 01:11:13,240 ...in the eyes right before the moment of betrayal. 730 01:11:15,640 --> 01:11:17,400 Die, fucker. 731 01:11:40,560 --> 01:11:42,960 Sweet dreams, my love. 732 01:12:22,439 --> 01:12:25,520 You, seal the barn and continue the harvest. 733 01:12:25,680 --> 01:12:27,080 Now. 734 01:12:29,239 --> 01:12:31,280 We'll follow their scent. 735 01:12:31,560 --> 01:12:34,160 The female comes back alive. 736 01:12:39,520 --> 01:12:41,120 Keys. Hot-wire it. 737 01:12:41,279 --> 01:12:44,000 It's not fucking movies, mate. -Let's get a move on. 738 01:12:44,159 --> 01:12:48,880 Wait, wait. l made a promise to my dad. 739 01:12:50,039 --> 01:12:51,600 Can we go now? 740 01:13:10,840 --> 01:13:12,200 Keys. 741 01:13:21,439 --> 01:13:22,440 Boo. 742 01:13:42,840 --> 01:13:44,640 Wait. 743 01:13:45,279 --> 01:13:48,960 He's their friend. He can help us. 744 01:14:38,359 --> 01:14:40,640 -Jim, come on. Get up, get up. No, no. 745 01:14:41,640 --> 01:14:43,840 All l can think about is Tina. 746 01:14:44,000 --> 01:14:47,320 Go on, go. Look afterJen. You've got a good one there. 747 01:14:47,479 --> 01:14:49,960 Come on. Go. 748 01:14:57,680 --> 01:15:00,920 Jim, what are you doing? JIM: Go. 749 01:15:12,800 --> 01:15:14,760 No reception. 750 01:15:15,239 --> 01:15:16,520 Wait. 751 01:15:17,640 --> 01:15:20,360 Hello? If anyone can hear me, this is Ed Hargest. 752 01:15:20,520 --> 01:15:22,400 We're in the bunker by the old warehouse. 753 01:15:22,560 --> 01:15:26,080 Call the police, call the army, there's been a massacre. 754 01:15:26,239 --> 01:15:28,080 Oh, shit. 755 01:15:35,760 --> 01:15:37,200 Come on. 756 01:15:57,079 --> 01:15:59,120 Just get it over with. 757 01:16:00,239 --> 01:16:02,720 l think l'm gonna give you a chance. 758 01:16:03,880 --> 01:16:06,560 l'm gonna do you with my left hand. 759 01:16:08,840 --> 01:16:11,400 Well, now you'll fucking have to. 760 01:16:22,800 --> 01:16:25,920 Jim. Jim, look, there's a way out of this. 761 01:16:26,680 --> 01:16:28,600 No one else has to die tonight. 762 01:16:29,239 --> 01:16:30,760 Don't! 763 01:16:44,239 --> 01:16:46,000 Fetch your friends. 764 01:16:46,479 --> 01:16:50,000 lf she comes with us, he can go. 765 01:16:50,159 --> 01:16:51,840 And what if he won't leave her? 766 01:16:52,039 --> 01:16:54,400 None are refused. 767 01:17:08,560 --> 01:17:11,520 Ed. Ed, it's Necro. 768 01:17:13,680 --> 01:17:15,760 Ed, open up. 769 01:17:29,760 --> 01:17:32,280 That chick you were with, she's one of them, isn't she? 770 01:17:32,960 --> 01:17:35,960 lt's not what you think. She's cool. 771 01:17:36,119 --> 01:17:38,200 Oh, she's ice-cool. She's fucking dead. 772 01:17:38,359 --> 01:17:39,400 No. 773 01:17:39,560 --> 01:17:40,720 She's immortal. 774 01:17:42,760 --> 01:17:47,480 Look, there's a boat leaving tomorrow for an island off the coast of Africa. 775 01:17:47,960 --> 01:17:50,240 lt's off the fucking grid, man. 776 01:17:50,560 --> 01:17:53,800 No war, no militay police breathing down your neck. 777 01:17:53,960 --> 01:17:56,240 You're going away with those freaks, aren't you? 778 01:17:56,680 --> 01:17:59,040 They killed our friends. They kill innocent people. 779 01:17:59,199 --> 01:18:00,560 And you won't in Iraq? 780 01:18:02,560 --> 01:18:04,640 Do you remember the first time we did a pill? 781 01:18:05,239 --> 01:18:07,000 The rush. 782 01:18:07,680 --> 01:18:12,200 Well, this beats the fuck out ofthat. Forthe first time in my life, l feel alive. 783 01:18:12,399 --> 01:18:14,560 Yeah, but you're not, are you? 784 01:18:24,800 --> 01:18:26,760 Fuck, Nec. 785 01:18:26,920 --> 01:18:29,720 You're gonna have to kill people and drink their blood. 786 01:18:29,920 --> 01:18:32,040 And never grow old. 787 01:18:32,800 --> 01:18:34,600 Never die. 788 01:18:36,000 --> 01:18:37,560 Do you really wanna go to war? 789 01:18:39,119 --> 01:18:43,560 Do you really wanna stack shelves in a supermarket for the rest of your life? 790 01:18:46,199 --> 01:18:47,800 Come with us. 791 01:18:49,319 --> 01:18:52,840 l've made my decision, Nec. Jen? 792 01:19:02,520 --> 01:19:05,960 Well, l tried. 793 01:19:07,399 --> 01:19:09,960 Come on. Give us a hug. 794 01:19:12,159 --> 01:19:15,560 lt's me. Nec. 795 01:19:17,920 --> 01:19:20,320 Don't fucking bite me. 796 01:19:29,720 --> 01:19:31,160 Be good. 797 01:19:33,920 --> 01:19:35,680 There's another way out of this place. 798 01:19:35,840 --> 01:19:39,760 He's got a quad bike out back, it's just around the corner. 799 01:19:44,199 --> 01:19:45,760 Bye, Jen. 800 01:20:21,079 --> 01:20:22,560 Get off! 801 01:20:29,640 --> 01:20:30,680 Sory. 802 01:20:38,079 --> 01:20:39,440 Jen. 803 01:20:40,319 --> 01:20:41,960 Are you all right? 804 01:21:02,359 --> 01:21:03,960 Here it is. 805 01:21:15,520 --> 01:21:17,240 Ed, hury. 806 01:21:19,039 --> 01:21:20,840 Ed, hury up. 807 01:21:54,560 --> 01:21:56,800 l think we made it. Jen! 808 01:21:57,000 --> 01:21:58,000 Fuck. 809 01:21:58,800 --> 01:21:59,960 Jen. 810 01:22:00,319 --> 01:22:03,480 Jen. Jen! 811 01:22:13,800 --> 01:22:17,960 -Ed, l love you. -l know, l know. l love you too. 812 01:22:18,119 --> 01:22:20,320 l'm so sory. 813 01:22:21,359 --> 01:22:24,440 -l'm so sory. -No. No. 814 01:22:25,319 --> 01:22:27,000 lt's okay. 815 01:22:28,119 --> 01:22:30,920 Jen, don't. Don't give up. Jen. 816 01:22:31,680 --> 01:22:34,040 Ed. Ed.... 817 01:22:34,800 --> 01:22:37,640 Jen. No, no, Jen. 818 01:22:43,880 --> 01:22:47,000 Jen, no. No. Jen. 819 01:22:48,680 --> 01:22:50,120 No! 820 01:22:58,760 --> 01:22:59,760 l love you. 821 01:23:01,760 --> 01:23:02,840 l love you. 822 01:24:36,159 --> 01:24:39,000 Your species never ceases to amaze me. 823 01:24:39,159 --> 01:24:43,400 Eternal life or death. It's so simple... 824 01:24:44,199 --> 01:24:47,800 ...and yet you have to make it so vey difficult. 825 01:25:49,239 --> 01:25:50,640 Help! 826 01:25:53,720 --> 01:25:54,720 Unbelievable! 827 01:25:54,880 --> 01:25:56,640 Fucking hell, talk ofthe devil, mate. 828 01:25:56,800 --> 01:25:59,200 Thought you'd run away from the army. What you doing here? 829 01:25:59,399 --> 01:26:01,960 -Gotta go get Jen. -Where the fuck have you been? 830 01:26:02,119 --> 01:26:04,520 -Gotta find Jen. -Gotta be in the air in 10 minutes. 831 01:26:04,680 --> 01:26:06,680 Jen? Have you been taking those drugs again? 832 01:26:06,840 --> 01:26:08,760 Is that your bird's blood? -Airport. Now. 833 01:26:08,960 --> 01:26:10,400 Got to get Jen. Disgusting. 834 01:26:10,560 --> 01:26:13,520 l don't give afuck about any stupid bird. Get in the fucking back. 835 01:26:13,680 --> 01:26:16,640 That's terrible. Dirty bastard. He's taking those drugs again. 836 01:26:16,840 --> 01:26:20,280 -Look at the state ofyou. We've gotta go back forJen! 837 01:26:45,920 --> 01:26:48,960 Fucking hell, man. 838 01:26:55,880 --> 01:26:57,880 Position 4A. 839 01:26:58,520 --> 01:27:02,240 Three bodies, somewhat mutilated. 840 01:27:03,479 --> 01:27:05,600 Jesus Christ. 841 01:27:06,399 --> 01:27:08,920 l don't know what the fuck's gone on here. 842 01:27:12,560 --> 01:27:15,200 Can vampires get lung cancer? 843 01:27:17,439 --> 01:27:19,800 Vampires can't get anything. 844 01:27:21,359 --> 01:27:22,800 Cool. 845 01:27:35,720 --> 01:27:37,040 Ready? 846 01:27:38,560 --> 01:27:39,960 Ready. 847 01:27:41,439 --> 01:27:42,440 Ready, uncle? 848 01:27:44,199 --> 01:27:45,440 Ready. 59018

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