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Gampy, what are you doing?
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You're supposed to be
writing down korean war stories
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to tell my history class.
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Don't worry.
I got them all right up here.
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Well, that's comforting.
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Write them down.
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That's a great idea, C.J. --
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having grandpa speak
to your class
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so you can impress
the school board.
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School board?
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Yeah.
Didn't you get the memo?
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The school board is sending
representatives
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to evaluate the faculty
and staff.
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My job's on the line?
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Writey downy.
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No, no, no.
Don't answer that.
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Why not?
Who is it?
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It's dorky Dwayne macdougal.
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Yeah, the guy who tortured me
in chemistry last semester.
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Uh, I think you mean tutored.
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Same thing.
Shh.
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Uh, hi, Bridget. It's Dwayne.
Dwayne macdougal.
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Well, not
Dwayne Dwayne macdougal --
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Dwayne isn't my middle name,
too.
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It's just Dwayne.
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Good lord, son.
Keep it together.
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I hope he's not calling about
that stupid promise I made.
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Remember that promise
you made?
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You said if I helped you
pass chemistry,
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you'd go to the spring fling
dance with me.
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So I guess we're going.
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We'll work out the details
at school tomorrow.
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Ciao for now!
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"Ciao for now"?
I am not going with him.
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Wait a minute, Bridget.
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Did you promise that boy
you'd go to the dance with him?
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Like six months ago.
Whatever.
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Well, I don't care
when it was.
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He helped you pass chemistry,
so you have to go.
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You heard me.
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They don't call him dorky
Dwayne macdougal for nothing!
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Oh, she doesn't get it.
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See, his name is Dwayne
macdougal, but he's dorky,
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so they add that
onto his name.
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Not that tricky.
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You're going.
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Oh, my god.
It's him again.
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I forgot to tell you.
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I upgraded my memory card
on my digital camera.
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Now we can take 325 pictures
of us --
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or 650 at low res!
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Ciao for now!
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I'm so ruined.
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There's a chance some of them
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might not end up
on the Internet.
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No.
No. No.
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I got a great one
for family movie night.
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Oh, boy.
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Oh, I love
family movie night.
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What'd you get?
Action? Adventure? Horror?
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"Freaky Friday."
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The mother and daughter
switch places.
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Horror.
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You said "horror."
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'Cause if you guys
switched...
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I'd watch it.
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Oh, now, come on, care bear.
It'll be fun.
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It's lots of crazy girl stuff.
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Oh, yeah, good times.
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You know,
I think I'd better go down
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and write my stories
for C.J.'s class.
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I thought you said
you had them all right up here.
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I did? Really?
When did I do that?
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Who's president, anyway?
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Well, where are you going?
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Uh, I am gonna go help him
pick out an outfit
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for tomorrow's class.
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You know, something that says
"korean war,"
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but is still kind of...
Hip?
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Hi, mom.
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Hey, Rory, get settled.
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It is time for family mov--
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what in the world is that?
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Oh, it's will's hamster.
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His mom said she was sick of
having a filthy rodent
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stink up her house.
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I'm gonna go show him
his new room.
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Rory, you can't bring someone
else's unwanted vermin
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into this house
without asking me.
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You didn't ask us
when C.J. moved in.
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I heard that!
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Oh, my god. Oh, my god.
Oh, my god, Marissa!
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Okay, I'll call you back.
Bye.
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Mom, I just got off the phone
with Marissa.
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I gathered that.
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Justin Murphy just broke up
with Amber Mitchell.
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So?
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So Justin broke up
with Amber
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so he could take me
to the dance.
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You know how long
I've been waiting for this?
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Three weeks, mom.
It was like an eternity!
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Honey, you should have
thought about that
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before you promised
the other boy.
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How could I have done that?
It hadn't happened yet.
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Look, it's just one dance.
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The spring fling is, like,
the most important dance.
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What about prom?
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Okay.
Prom, then spring fling.
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What about homecoming?
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Prom, homecoming,
then spring fling.
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Are you done
quizzing me now?
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Look, Bridget, you promised.
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I-I can't let you disappoint
this boy.
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I know.
Kerry can go with macdougal.
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What?
Yeah!
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Even you're a step up
from the girls he usually dates.
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He doesn't date.
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Well, you're a step
in the right direction.
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Come on. Like anyone else is
gonna ask you.
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Mom!
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Bridget, I am not budging
on this one.
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Mom, you can't run
my entire life.
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Yes, I can, and I just did.
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I can't wait to see you
with Dwayne macdougal.
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You know, I hear that he
slow-dances with his pillow.
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Ciao for now!
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I can't believe
you're doing this.
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You have no idea what it's like
to be a teenager.
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And you have no idea
what it's like to be a mother,
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trying to teach your children
about commitment and compassion,
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trying to teach them right
from wrong.
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Wrong -- blah!
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This is the worst day
of my whole life!
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Well, what about
"freaky Friday"?
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I don't need anyone to have
family movie night.
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I'll just have family movie
night all by myself.
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Why am I sleeping on the couch?
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And why am I, like,
wearing mom's clothes?
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And why do they fit?
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Oh, my god. Oh, my god.
Oh, my god!
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I'm my mother!
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Mom!
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I mean --
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I mean, me!
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Come on, Bridget, get up.
We're gonna be late for school!
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Why am I in Bridget's bed?
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Uh, 'cause you're Bridget.
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No, it's me.
It's mom.
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Oh, my god.
I'm in Bridget's body.
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What is going on?
This cannot be happening.
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Bridget, cut it out.
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No, kerry, it's me!
It's mom!
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Oh, please.
Are you drunk?
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No, I'm n--
are you saying Bridget drinks?
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If she does and you knew,
you are so grounded, missy.
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What the...
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What the hell am I doing
in C.J.'s cot?
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Oh, good lord.
My back is gonna kill me.
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My back feels great.
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It's a miracle.
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Hey, gampy,
keep it down, huh?
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Oh, and what is wrong
with my back?
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Aah!
Aah!
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What's going on?
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We switched bodies.
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You've got my body.
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And you have my body.
What's the dealio?
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I got the hairy arms,
I got your knobby knees,
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and I got your...
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Don't hear you complaining now,
Sonny boy.
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Oh, this is not good.
This is not good.
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You're starting to scare me.
You're not mom.
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Yes, I am, care bear.
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Oh, really?
Then prove it.
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The square root of nine
is three.
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Mom?
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Mom, what did you do?
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I was watching "freaky Friday,"
and then I fell asleep.
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And then I woke up
in your body.
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And I woke up in your body.
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Well, whatever's happening here,
it has to be temporary, right?
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It'd better.
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Justin Murphy will never
ask me out in this.
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You better be talking about
the clothes.
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Okay, if this is some elaborate
joke that I'm not in on --
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shut it, you little pinhead!
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Do not talk to your sister
that way.
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I think I'm just gonna
go back to bed.
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Well, how long am I
gonna be like this?
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How did the movie end?
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I don't remember.
I fell asleep.
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You know I can't stay awake
when we start movies after 9:00.
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Well, what are we
gonna do, mom?
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What are we gonna do?!
Oh!
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Bridget, you need to
just calm down.
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Okay, look, today is
my evaluation at school.
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First thing we're gonna do
is get ready to go.
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Are you high?
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I'm not going to school
like this.
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You are going to school,
young lady.
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I might be in your body, but i'm
still in charge here, missy.
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Then I'll just be
the world's suckiest nurse
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and get you fired today.
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Then I'll just make out
with dorky Dwayne macdougal
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in front of the entire school.
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You heard me.
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This switch could be really fun
after all.
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All right.
Truce.
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That's what I thought.
I will prep you on the way.
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Don't you need to wake up Rory?
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I'm Bridget.
I'm mom.
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Like I didn't have enough
to talk about in therapy.
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Come on, Rory. Wake up!
It's time for school!
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God, mom. How do you walk around
with these things?
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Rory, wake up.
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Mom, something's not right.
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And my water's empty.
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With this bag of bones
how doyou call a body?
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It's all yours now, C.J.
you can keep it.
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Whoo!
I feel fantastic!
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I feel like a gymnast!
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Well, knock it off.
We gots to get to school.
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Oh, ho.
I'm not staying inside today.
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I'm going out for once.
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I'm playing golf, tennis.
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Might even throw
the old medicine ball around.
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Whoa, dog.
I'm a teacher.
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The school board's expecting
that body --
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me body --
to be in class today.
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Hmm.
Tough dart, son.
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This body's gonna be tap-dancing
down main street.
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Hey, old man, if you don't
show up, I'm gonna lose my job.
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00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:03,600
Please, gampy,
help a player out.
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All right.
I'll go to school with you.
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Aw, dude, you rock!
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You the man!
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Race you up the stairs
to breakfast!
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There's a total buzz kill.
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Okay, Bridget,
just remember,
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when the lady from
the school board gets here,
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you have got to convince her
you're a qualified nurse.
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Okay, mom.
God.
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Would you get rid of the gum,
please?
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Fine.
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But if you're gonna be me,
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you should unbutton a few
buttons and show some thong.
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I wish I could stay
for this.
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I am not doing any of that.
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You're not walking around
like some sort of hussy.
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Yeah, mom. You don't want to
ruin Bridget's bad reputation.
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Well, at least I'm still
a virgin.
252
00:10:43,240 --> 00:10:44,210
Mrs. Whitley!
253
00:10:44,280 --> 00:10:45,550
I beg your pardon.
254
00:10:45,610 --> 00:10:47,280
Um, I-I didn't expect you
so soon.
255
00:10:47,350 --> 00:10:49,050
I mean,
neither did nurse hennessy.
256
00:10:49,120 --> 00:10:51,650
Is that how you normally speak
to the students?
257
00:10:51,720 --> 00:10:53,720
Don't wig out.
It's just a joke.
258
00:10:53,790 --> 00:10:57,060
Well, everyone at the school
board enjoys a good virgin joke.
259
00:10:57,120 --> 00:10:59,930
But talking to a student
that way is inappropriate.
260
00:10:59,990 --> 00:11:03,160
Actually, you know, the kids --
I mean, we kids --
261
00:11:03,230 --> 00:11:05,100
enjoy when she speaks
our language.
262
00:11:05,170 --> 00:11:07,600
It's...the bomb.
263
00:11:07,670 --> 00:11:10,670
Da bomb,
and nobody says that anymore.
264
00:11:10,740 --> 00:11:13,870
Don't mind me.
Just go about your day.
265
00:11:13,940 --> 00:11:15,210
I'm not here.
266
00:11:15,280 --> 00:11:17,010
Well, you're in for
quite a treat.
267
00:11:17,080 --> 00:11:18,910
Even though you're not here.
268
00:11:18,980 --> 00:11:21,480
...because Mrs. Hennessy is
an excellent nurse,
269
00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:23,480
very professional,
very by-the-book.
270
00:11:26,350 --> 00:11:28,960
Oh, and, uh...
271
00:11:29,020 --> 00:11:31,730
Well, I was, um...
I was just, uh,
272
00:11:31,790 --> 00:11:33,390
like, giving her a checkup.
273
00:11:36,230 --> 00:11:39,630
Ooh, right.
Um, okay.
274
00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:41,300
Let's see here.
275
00:11:42,940 --> 00:11:45,040
Oh, my god.
What's wrong?
276
00:11:45,110 --> 00:11:46,140
Gross!
277
00:11:46,210 --> 00:11:49,080
What is that thing
hanging back there?
278
00:11:51,140 --> 00:11:52,250
She always quizzes me
279
00:11:52,310 --> 00:11:54,550
ever since I told her
I wanted to be a nurse.
280
00:11:54,610 --> 00:11:56,580
That thing is the uvula.
281
00:11:56,650 --> 00:11:57,990
Way up here?
282
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,390
Yes.
Where it's supposed to be.
283
00:12:02,460 --> 00:12:04,060
I think I've seen enough.
284
00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:06,390
Don't you want to see me do
the arm-band thing
285
00:12:06,460 --> 00:12:08,130
and the rubber pssh,
pssh, pssh?
286
00:12:08,190 --> 00:12:11,460
What I would really like
is to speak to you alone.
287
00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:13,530
Oh, alone?
288
00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:14,670
But I think I should --
289
00:12:14,730 --> 00:12:15,970
uh, run along to class.
290
00:12:20,310 --> 00:12:21,440
Isn't she hot?
291
00:12:21,510 --> 00:12:23,480
Wouldn't she make
a great model?
292
00:12:23,540 --> 00:12:26,350
So tell me
about your training.
293
00:12:26,410 --> 00:12:27,510
Oh, well, sure.
294
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:30,420
Uh, horseback riding,
tennis, or tap?
295
00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:31,580
Nursing.
296
00:12:31,650 --> 00:12:33,820
Oh.
297
00:12:33,890 --> 00:12:35,920
Right.
298
00:12:38,290 --> 00:12:39,830
Hey, Rory.
299
00:12:39,890 --> 00:12:41,090
Um, I was just wondering
300
00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:43,860
if you wanted to go to
the spring fling dance with me.
301
00:12:46,030 --> 00:12:47,500
Never mind.
302
00:12:47,570 --> 00:12:49,200
Get away from me!
303
00:12:51,140 --> 00:12:52,170
Hey, Bridget.
304
00:12:52,240 --> 00:12:54,710
Mrs. Hennes--
Bridget, yes, I am.
305
00:12:54,770 --> 00:12:55,710
Yes. Hi.
306
00:12:55,780 --> 00:12:57,740
And you are?
307
00:12:58,810 --> 00:13:00,950
It's me -- Dwayne.
308
00:13:01,010 --> 00:13:01,950
Macdougal.
309
00:13:02,020 --> 00:13:03,320
Oh! Dwayne.
310
00:13:03,380 --> 00:13:05,220
You're dorky dw--
Dwayne, hi.
311
00:13:05,290 --> 00:13:06,750
So nice to see you.
312
00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:09,360
I just wanted to know
if you got my messages.
313
00:13:09,420 --> 00:13:10,720
Yes.
Yes, I did.
314
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:13,090
A-and I have every intention
of honoring my commitment
315
00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:14,730
to go to the spring fling
with you.
316
00:13:14,790 --> 00:13:16,200
Really?
317
00:13:16,260 --> 00:13:17,700
Seriously?
318
00:13:17,760 --> 00:13:19,000
Yes.
319
00:13:19,070 --> 00:13:21,030
That is all I committed to,
isn't it?
320
00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:22,570
Yeah.
321
00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:24,700
Then it's a date.
322
00:13:24,770 --> 00:13:28,040
Man, wait till I tell
the quantum physics club.
323
00:13:28,110 --> 00:13:30,710
They're gonna go
critical mass!
324
00:13:32,010 --> 00:13:34,050
Uh, Dwayne, Dwayne.
325
00:13:34,110 --> 00:13:37,050
Um, I want to give you
a little tip about my sister.
326
00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:39,290
She loves being kissed
in public.
327
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:41,760
Thanks.
328
00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:47,990
So, nurse hennessy,
how did it go?
329
00:13:48,060 --> 00:13:49,430
Do you still have a job?
330
00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:51,230
I totally kicked butt.
331
00:13:51,300 --> 00:13:52,970
She totally did.
332
00:13:53,030 --> 00:13:56,470
I've never met a nurse who's
so connected to her students.
333
00:13:56,540 --> 00:13:58,170
It's like she's one of them.
334
00:13:58,240 --> 00:13:59,740
Duhr.
335
00:13:59,810 --> 00:14:01,410
Delightful.
336
00:14:01,470 --> 00:14:04,580
I'm giving nurse hennessy
a top rating.
337
00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:06,980
You so owe me.
338
00:14:07,050 --> 00:14:10,220
Oh, and thanks
for the makeup tips.
339
00:14:11,450 --> 00:14:13,990
I can't believe this.
We are pulling this off.
340
00:14:14,050 --> 00:14:15,020
I know, so relax.
341
00:14:15,090 --> 00:14:16,260
Open up a few buttons.
342
00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:18,260
Oh, stop.
I'm not opening buttons.
343
00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:21,560
Nurse hennessy, please report
to the gym immediately.
344
00:14:21,630 --> 00:14:23,800
It's about your son, Rory.
345
00:14:23,860 --> 00:14:26,870
What did that little twerp
do now?
346
00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:32,770
So what's wrong?
347
00:14:32,840 --> 00:14:34,370
He won't get off
the treadmill.
348
00:14:48,630 --> 00:14:51,130
For god's sake, son,ents
tuck your shirt in.
349
00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:53,130
Chill, grandpa.
350
00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:55,200
Well, his pants are hanging off
his hips.
351
00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:57,540
Hey, I'm Mr. Barnes,
the cool teacher,
352
00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:59,340
not crabby mcshirt Tucker.
353
00:14:59,410 --> 00:15:01,510
Let's just get
the class started.
354
00:15:01,580 --> 00:15:02,780
Fine.
355
00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:04,710
Okay, class, as promised,
356
00:15:04,780 --> 00:15:08,050
I have my...
Grandfather here
357
00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:10,820
to tell you about
the korean war.
358
00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:14,820
So without further ado,
war hero sergeant Jim egan.
359
00:15:14,890 --> 00:15:17,760
Right, right. Uh, war.
The korean war.
360
00:15:17,830 --> 00:15:20,130
Well, technically,
it was not even a war.
361
00:15:20,190 --> 00:15:21,660
It was a police action.
362
00:15:21,730 --> 00:15:24,930
You know, I remember once,
I was part of a police action.
363
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:28,800
Luckily, uh, before the police
could take action,
364
00:15:28,870 --> 00:15:30,940
I threw the bag out the window.
365
00:15:33,740 --> 00:15:36,110
Well, well.
Who's this vision of loveliness?
366
00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:41,550
Agnes whitley.
School board, district 12.
367
00:15:41,620 --> 00:15:42,750
I'm not here.
368
00:15:42,820 --> 00:15:45,220
Well, someone's pulling
on my heartstrings.
369
00:15:45,290 --> 00:15:48,720
Hey, dude, what's going on?
What are you doing?
370
00:15:48,790 --> 00:15:50,020
She's beautiful.
371
00:15:50,090 --> 00:15:53,560
I know she's a little young
for me, but hubba hubba.
372
00:15:53,630 --> 00:15:57,030
Hey, grandpa,
keep it in my pants.
373
00:15:57,100 --> 00:15:58,800
Listen,
you just keep talking.
374
00:15:58,870 --> 00:16:00,870
I'm gonna get me a date
with an angel.
375
00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:05,970
Uh, the point is,
war is a very serious matter.
376
00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:08,140
This may not be the time
or the place.
377
00:16:08,210 --> 00:16:11,480
But, uh,
I find you intoxicating.
378
00:16:11,550 --> 00:16:13,350
Excuse me?
379
00:16:13,410 --> 00:16:17,620
Mr. Barnes, you do understand
that I am here to evaluate you.
380
00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:20,490
Well, perhaps you'd like to
evaluate me over dinner.
381
00:16:26,030 --> 00:16:27,790
You wanted to see me,
Mrs. Hennessy?
382
00:16:27,860 --> 00:16:31,370
Oh.
Hi, Justin.
383
00:16:31,430 --> 00:16:33,870
Um, come on in.
384
00:16:33,930 --> 00:16:35,940
Uh, so...
385
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,140
Have you asked anyone
to the spring fling yet?
386
00:16:38,210 --> 00:16:39,470
N-no.
387
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:41,740
Well, then,
your choice is obvious.
388
00:16:41,810 --> 00:16:44,410
You have to ask
the hottest girl in school.
389
00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:45,910
Tiffany Jacobson?
390
00:16:45,980 --> 00:16:48,150
What?
That slut?
391
00:16:48,220 --> 00:16:51,620
Uh, I mean no.
Bridget hennessy.
392
00:16:51,690 --> 00:16:54,050
But I thought Bridget was going
with macdorkal.
393
00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:55,590
I have no idea why, but --
394
00:16:55,660 --> 00:16:57,590
well, high school is full
of rumors.
395
00:16:57,660 --> 00:17:00,330
And it's a big, fat lie
and so not happening.
396
00:17:00,390 --> 00:17:01,600
Really?
Yeah.
397
00:17:01,660 --> 00:17:04,770
In fact,
Bridget is totally into you.
398
00:17:04,830 --> 00:17:06,330
She is?
Yeah.
399
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:10,340
She likes your hair and...
Your eyes and...
400
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:12,670
Your muscular arms.
401
00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:14,310
She thinks you're
a total hottie.
402
00:17:15,510 --> 00:17:18,210
First of all, Mr. Barnes,
I don't jitterbug.
403
00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:20,680
And if I did,
it wouldn't be with you.
404
00:17:20,750 --> 00:17:24,380
But I'm a great dancer.
I won a trophy in 1949.
405
00:17:24,450 --> 00:17:26,450
Lame.
406
00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:29,120
And they way you look in your
basketball uniform and...
407
00:17:29,190 --> 00:17:31,360
Well, you're so sweaty and...
408
00:17:31,430 --> 00:17:33,290
Oh, what the hell?
Let's make out.
409
00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:36,160
Mrs. Hennessy!
I will not make out with you!
410
00:17:36,230 --> 00:17:38,770
Mrs. Hennessy!
411
00:17:38,830 --> 00:17:41,170
What were you doing
with that young man?
412
00:17:41,230 --> 00:17:43,070
Well, nothing,
thanks to you.
413
00:17:43,140 --> 00:17:44,270
What?
414
00:17:44,340 --> 00:17:46,870
I mean, look,
I-I know what this looks like,
415
00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:49,510
but -- but it's really not
what it looks like.
416
00:17:49,580 --> 00:17:51,880
I want the truth,
and I want it now.
417
00:17:51,950 --> 00:17:53,410
All right.
418
00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:55,550
You see,
I'm in my mom's body,
419
00:17:55,620 --> 00:17:57,820
and my mom is in my body,
and -- and we switched.
420
00:17:57,880 --> 00:17:59,420
I-I know it sounds
really weird.
421
00:17:59,490 --> 00:18:01,320
Am I, like,
totally busted?
422
00:18:01,390 --> 00:18:03,790
I'm going to need
a urine sample.
423
00:18:06,660 --> 00:18:08,060
Kerry, where's your brother?
424
00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:10,660
After you got him off the
treadmill, he scampered away.
425
00:18:10,730 --> 00:18:11,830
When did he get so fast?
426
00:18:11,900 --> 00:18:14,330
Bridget,
your mom is crazy.
427
00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:15,670
Oh, what did she do?
428
00:18:15,740 --> 00:18:17,810
I can't even talk about it.
429
00:18:17,870 --> 00:18:19,770
Are we going to the dance
together or not?
430
00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:21,510
And if we are,
you're picking me up.
431
00:18:21,580 --> 00:18:23,680
There is no way I'm going
to your house.
432
00:18:23,740 --> 00:18:26,280
Oh, good.
You're talking.
433
00:18:26,350 --> 00:18:27,450
So, did you ask her yet?
434
00:18:27,510 --> 00:18:29,020
Stay away from me.
435
00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:30,350
What did you do?
436
00:18:30,420 --> 00:18:31,720
Hey, baby.
437
00:18:31,790 --> 00:18:34,420
I'll pick you up at 8:00
on Friday.
438
00:18:34,490 --> 00:18:35,720
What did you do?
439
00:18:35,790 --> 00:18:37,060
Ew! God!
440
00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:38,830
That's the first of many.
441
00:18:38,890 --> 00:18:39,830
What are you doing?
442
00:18:39,890 --> 00:18:41,360
I thought you were going
with me.
443
00:18:41,430 --> 00:18:43,760
I thought you were going with me.
Which one is it?
444
00:18:47,770 --> 00:18:48,870
What is that?
445
00:18:48,940 --> 00:18:50,300
Rory hennessy.
446
00:18:50,370 --> 00:18:53,970
He got up in the air ducts.
We can't get him down.
447
00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:55,510
Have you seen Mrs. Whitley?
448
00:18:55,580 --> 00:18:57,480
The hef here
practically jumped her.
449
00:18:57,540 --> 00:18:58,750
You hit on Mrs. Whitley?
450
00:18:58,810 --> 00:19:00,710
I'm your grandfather.
And how could I resist?
451
00:19:00,780 --> 00:19:01,950
She looks like Ava gardner.
452
00:19:02,020 --> 00:19:04,080
You guys switched, too?
Everyone switched but me?
453
00:19:04,150 --> 00:19:05,420
Who's Ava gardner?
454
00:19:05,490 --> 00:19:06,920
I called the school board.
455
00:19:06,990 --> 00:19:08,590
You're all fired.
456
00:19:08,660 --> 00:19:11,660
You can't fire me. I support this family.
Dude, that's harsh.
457
00:19:11,730 --> 00:19:13,190
Mrs. Whitley,
that's so not fair!
458
00:19:13,260 --> 00:19:14,390
You want to talk about fair?
459
00:19:14,460 --> 00:19:16,000
I didn't get to switch
with anyone.
460
00:19:16,060 --> 00:19:17,770
Catey, tell her
what a good dancer I am.
461
00:19:17,830 --> 00:19:19,500
I lose my job,
I can't pay my rent.
462
00:19:19,570 --> 00:19:21,770
You're keeping your promise, right?
I thought you're going with me.
463
00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:24,270
Mom, I can't go to the dance
with dorky macdougal!
464
00:19:24,340 --> 00:19:25,810
It's 'cause i'm
the middle child.
465
00:19:25,870 --> 00:19:28,640
Back up, everybody.
Grandpa's gonna do a backflip.
466
00:19:30,010 --> 00:19:32,750
Mom, how come I didn't get to
switch with anyone?
467
00:19:32,810 --> 00:19:34,720
Mom? Mom? Mom!
468
00:19:34,780 --> 00:19:36,220
Mom? Mom? Mom!
469
00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:38,920
Leave me alone. Leave me alone!
This is too much!
470
00:19:38,990 --> 00:19:40,520
Mom, are you okay?
471
00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:43,360
Oh.
472
00:19:43,420 --> 00:19:45,330
Yeah...i am.
473
00:19:45,390 --> 00:19:46,730
I'm -- I'm me.
474
00:19:46,790 --> 00:19:49,300
I'm -- I'm okay.
I...
475
00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:53,500
Oh, I just had
the most bizarre dream.
476
00:19:53,570 --> 00:19:55,400
You and I switched bodies.
477
00:19:55,470 --> 00:19:58,040
A-and then grandpa switched
with C.J.
478
00:19:58,110 --> 00:20:00,980
Oh, I'm just so glad
it was just a dream.
479
00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:03,280
Rory?
480
00:20:03,340 --> 00:20:06,250
I'm looking for the hamster.
He got out.
481
00:20:07,580 --> 00:20:09,720
Well, who did I switch with?
482
00:20:09,780 --> 00:20:10,720
No one.
483
00:20:10,780 --> 00:20:12,450
Figures.
484
00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:14,020
Gotcha.
485
00:20:14,090 --> 00:20:15,890
You must be hungry.
486
00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:17,520
I'll get you some food.
487
00:20:17,590 --> 00:20:19,060
Listen, Bridget,
488
00:20:19,130 --> 00:20:22,560
I forgot how weird and
complicated high school can be.
489
00:20:22,630 --> 00:20:23,730
A-and you were right.
490
00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:26,470
I can't tell you
how to live your life.
491
00:20:26,530 --> 00:20:29,500
Look, mom, I've been thinking
about this whole Dwayne thing --
492
00:20:29,570 --> 00:20:32,740
if you don't want to go out
with Dwayne, I-I don't like it.
493
00:20:32,810 --> 00:20:35,180
But you were right.
It's your decision.
494
00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:37,680
What? You're not making her go?
This is so warped.
495
00:20:37,740 --> 00:20:39,980
I mean, the rules are always
bent for Bridget.
496
00:20:40,050 --> 00:20:41,080
God, I hate my life!
497
00:20:41,150 --> 00:20:42,420
Don't anybody talk to me!
498
00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:45,450
Oh, it's so good to be back!
499
00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:48,920
And the funny thing is she's mad
over nothing,
500
00:20:48,990 --> 00:20:51,060
'cause I've decided to go
to the dance with Dwayne.
501
00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:52,060
What?
502
00:20:52,130 --> 00:20:53,330
Yeah, you were right.
503
00:20:53,390 --> 00:20:55,830
A promise is a promise,
and I don't want to be mean.
504
00:20:55,900 --> 00:20:57,700
Let's face it --
one date with this geek,
505
00:20:57,760 --> 00:20:59,400
it'll probably make
his entire life.
506
00:20:59,470 --> 00:21:02,000
Honey, that is so
the right thing to do.
507
00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:05,670
You know,
that dream really threw me.
508
00:21:05,740 --> 00:21:09,040
The really weird part
was that Rory switched places
509
00:21:09,110 --> 00:21:10,110
with his hamster.
510
00:21:10,180 --> 00:21:11,350
What?
Yeah.
511
00:21:11,410 --> 00:21:13,650
And Rory did everything
the hamster does,
512
00:21:13,710 --> 00:21:15,950
and the hamster did everything
Rory does.
513
00:21:16,020 --> 00:21:17,280
Wow.
Yeah.
514
00:21:21,090 --> 00:21:23,960
Oh, my god.
What is he doing?
515
00:21:25,230 --> 00:21:27,190
I think he's hamsterbating.
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