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Hey; Bear, how
was school today?
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Well, remember that art
program in Europe this summer?
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-Uh-huh.
-Guess who got in?
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-You?
-Mm-hmm.
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And guess who can't go
because her mom forgot
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to turn in her medical
records even though
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she works at the very
hospital where I was born?
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Okay, look, I... I'm
really really sorry.
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We'll... we'll go down;
We'll talk to the principal;
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We'll get it all
sorted out. Okay?
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Now give me a hu... oh, okay.
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I don't think I could spend
an entire summer in Europe.
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I'd miss my family too much.
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And Rory, of course.
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She got it bad.
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Yeah, it is a long time to
be away from my family.
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And Kyle, of course.
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Oh! Don't anyone go
in there for an hour.
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But I'll cope.
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Oh, what? You're talking
about Europe again?
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You know, there are
plenty of things that you can
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get excited about
right in your backyard.
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Hey;
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There's 2 squirrels
honeymooning on the clothesline.
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It's absolutely...
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See? Right in your backyard.
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Ah, you got me.
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Oh; The mystery
of attraction.
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What does he
see in her anyway?
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She's probably
one sexy squirrel.
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He meant Kyle and Kerry.
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No, I didn't.
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Anyway, they say
that opposites attract.
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Well, if that's true,
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I should be with
someone pretty, tall,
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and hates the
cool music I like.
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Hi,
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I'm missy's sister. Sissy.
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C.J.
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Do you like Aerosmith?
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Not particularly.
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Please come in.
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Hi, Sissy.
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Hey; missy, what you doin'?
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Keepin' busy.
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That's our little routine.
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It's excellent.
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I love you.
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I mean, I... yeah, I
love your laugh. It's nice.
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You know, I did not know
that missy had a sister Sissy.
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That's funny. You
know, the "C" in C.J.
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-Stand for Corey.
-No, it doesn't.
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Hey; Rory, what you
doin'? It's your cousin Corey.
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Watching you make
an ass out of yourself.
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Hey; Rory, Great news.
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You bought that
cane with a sword in it?
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I wish.
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The Sergio
Leone film festival
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begins tonight at the mall.
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Hours of Clint Eastwood
smoking a cigar
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wearing a poncho!
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You wanna go?
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You're not gonna wear
the poncho tonight, are you?
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I might.
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Enjoy the show.
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Well, shoot.
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I wish I had somebody
to go with me.
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Uh, dad?
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I'm concerned.
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You haven't made
any friends out here.
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That's because
everybody's an idiot.
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Well, humor me. I got
this address for you.
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You're kicking me out?
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I'll make a friend.
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Oh, ah! The V.F.W.
Hall? No way.
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I'm not gonna be one
of those sad old soldiers
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stuck in the past,
reminiscing endlessly.
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But dad, you
could tell them how
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you drove Ted
Williams around Korea.
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That could cheer them up.
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Now look, honey,
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Mr. Gibb can kind of
be a tough nut to crack,
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so when I signal you,
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give him the Kerry face.
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Excuse me?
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Well, you know: Sad, pouty,
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kinda teary-eyed...
The Kerry face.
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You have a name for it?
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Oh. Oh, honey, I'm sorry.
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Ha! I am that good.
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Back again.
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Next time's free.
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I'll be with you in a minute.
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Kyle, what are
you doing here?
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Well, Kerry,
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they've tested me and
apparently I'm a genius.
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Carole,
you gave me the wrong file.
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-I meant Kyle Anderson.
-Where did that come from?
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So, um, have you
found out anything
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about your art trip yet?
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No, we just got here.
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Well, I have mixed feelings
about you going to France:
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They didn't support
us in the war,
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but I really
want a present.
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I can see your conundrum.
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It's been in my
wallet for three years!
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I swear I've never
used it, Mrs. Hennessy.
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And he thought he
was a genius. Kyle!
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Oh my God! Mom!
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Mom, did you see
those poor lab frogs?
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Mrs. Hennessy, you and
your daughter can go in now.
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Okay, well, say
hi to your mom
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and good luck with that
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whole not-my-cup-of-pee thing.
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Okay, honey; Grab your bag.
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-Hi, Ed.
-Hi.
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-Thanks for seeing me.
-Ed?
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Uh, look, this
is all my fault.
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Kerry's medical
records? I just forgot.
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Well, it's
understandable, Cate.
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You seem to
forget a lot of things.
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Cate?
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Medical records, deadlines,
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cool guys you may have
known in high school.
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Feeling uncomfortable.
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Oh, I remember
all the cool guys.
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Good one, mom. Now
ask him for a favor.
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Oh yeah, right. Uh,
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please... please, Mr. Gibb,
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don't punish Kerry
for my mistakes.
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Not now.
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Kerry missed the
deadline for the art trip.
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If I make an
exception for her,
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I have to make an exception
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for the other two
kids who like art.
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Come on, please.
Kerry's been wanting
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to go to Europe since
she was a little girl.
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A little baby girl.
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Oh, the Kerry face...
I've been expecting you.
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But rules are...
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Rules are meant to be broken.
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Get her out of here.
Get the forms in.
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Hey; dad.
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How was the V.F.W.?
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Oh my God! You bought a car?
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-Marry rich, sweetie.
-Duh!
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I took your advice
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and I went to
the veterans' hall
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-and guess what?
-What?
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-I had an accident.
-What?
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Yeah. Yeah, it's
gonna cost a fortune.
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Well...
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I'm missing something.
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You had an accident
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and yet you're smiling?
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Yeah, well you see,
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I had this little
Fender-bender with...
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-Hi.
-Her.
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Hi.
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Cate, you remember Tina?
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She's the one who owns the
bar where you did the singing.
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-Oh, yeah. Hi.
-Yeah.
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-Nice to see you.
-Hi.
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Hey; Jimbo,
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You forgot your
sunglasses in my car.
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Yeah.
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She calls me Jimbo.
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-Jimbo?
-Yeah.
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Are you working
for the circus now?
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Tina, you could have just
given them to me tonight.
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Oh! Oh, right.
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What was I thinking?
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-A date?
-Mm-hmm.
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You have a date?
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Well, Cate, you're the one who
wanted me to make a new friend.
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And whoo-ee, did I!
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Hey; grandpa, what's up?
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Blood pressure
and bad cholesterol.
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Honey, your mom wanted
me to give you these towels.
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Hey; K-bear,
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What's wrong, sweetie?
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Grandpa,
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I have a chance
to go to Europe...
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Something I've
always wanted to do...
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And I'm really excited but...
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Okay, and don't
tell Bridget this...
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I'm also a little scared.
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Oh, Hey; that's normal.
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The first time I took a trip
without my parents,
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I was scared.
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-Where did you go?
-Korean war.
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Well, Cate,
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How do I look?
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Uh...
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I'd button the shirt.
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Ah, got ya.
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Oh, and you might
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want to zip up the fly.
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Hmm? Oh.
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Check.
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And dad, lose the slippers.
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Damn it.
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Cate, I'm not sure
I'm ready to date.
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Well, sure you are, dad.
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Where are you going?
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I was gonna take Tina
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to dinner and a movie.
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What kind of food goes
good with a western?
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Chow!
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Grandpa, you must be
excited about your date.
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Oh, it shows, huh?
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Yeah, you trimmed
your ear hair.
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At least someone noticed.
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Dad, if you really
want good chow,
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there's this great
French restaurant
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that Paul and
I used to go to.
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-A French restaurant?
-Wow.
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I haven't seen
grandpa eat a snail
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since my eighth birthday
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when he fell asleep
on a lawn chair
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and I dropped one in his
mouth and took a picture.
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-You what?
-It was my birthday!
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-Hey.
-Hey.
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Oh, I was just
over at Missy's.
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Sissy likes you.
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Oh, come on.
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A girl like that
could never like...
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A guy like me.
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Come on! Dude!
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That's your cue,
radar, to say,
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"no, no ,no. She thinks
you're awesome."
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No no no. She thinks
you're awesome.
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I knew it!
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She wants us all to go
out to dinner together.
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Mmm...
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Why do I need you?
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The Rory-Corey-
what-you-doin' bit.
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-That was gold.
-Mmm.
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All right, great.
Let's do it.
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I would, but...
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I don't have any money, man.
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Here's an idea: Don't eat.
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I lie a lot better
when I'm not hungry.
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Ah!
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Fine.
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All right, but you have to
laugh at everything I say.
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-All right.
-Let's hear it.
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No.
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That... that'll get
you, like, breadsticks.
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There
you go.
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That will get you salad.
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Thanks. With Kerry
going off to Europe,
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I needed a good laugh.
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So... tell me about Jim.
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Well, I was born on a
ranch near Tulsa, Oklahoma.
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I learned to ride and
shoot before I could crawl.
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You must have been
a very dangerous baby.
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So they tell me.
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So where are you now?
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Having dinner with
a beautiful woman.
262
00:10:56,832 --> 00:11:00,048
Ahh. Flattery's gonna
get you everywhere.
263
00:11:00,049 --> 00:11:01,812
So are you widowed?
264
00:11:01,813 --> 00:11:02,942
Yeah.
265
00:11:03,115 --> 00:11:05,072
Actually three times.
266
00:11:05,294 --> 00:11:07,094
All named Jim.
267
00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:09,375
All died mysteriously.
268
00:11:10,051 --> 00:11:13,031
Look at you!
God, you're easy.
269
00:11:15,423 --> 00:11:18,021
Hey; this is
nice... you and me.
270
00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:20,398
-Grampy!
-Oh!
271
00:11:20,399 --> 00:11:21,843
What are you doing here?
272
00:11:21,844 --> 00:11:23,511
You know this isn't home.
273
00:11:24,638 --> 00:11:25,788
Go away.
274
00:11:25,789 --> 00:11:27,163
Hey; grandpa.
275
00:11:27,250 --> 00:11:28,210
Ah, Rory.
276
00:11:28,211 --> 00:11:30,456
Tina, this is Rory,
missy and Sissy.
277
00:11:30,713 --> 00:11:31,798
Hi.
278
00:11:32,149 --> 00:11:34,427
So what's good here?
279
00:11:34,689 --> 00:11:37,480
Um, I'm looking
at the shrimp.
280
00:11:37,548 --> 00:11:40,211
-Yeah, so am I.
-Relax.
281
00:11:40,275 --> 00:11:41,279
Rory,
282
00:11:42,022 --> 00:11:45,530
-I'm getting this weird vibe
from your cousin. -Oh?
283
00:11:45,536 --> 00:11:48,618
Rory; You did tell him that
Sissy is getting engaged, right?
284
00:11:48,753 --> 00:11:51,256
Oh, yeah. He says
congratulations.
285
00:11:58,262 --> 00:12:00,603
This is pricey.
286
00:12:02,406 --> 00:12:04,363
I hear the
breadsticks are good.
287
00:12:04,566 --> 00:12:06,522
Practically a meal.
288
00:12:06,523 --> 00:12:08,880
Some people eat the
breadsticks and go home.
289
00:12:09,509 --> 00:12:11,233
Do they have lobster?
290
00:12:11,234 --> 00:12:12,556
Yeah, it's called
"Soup du jour."
291
00:12:12,557 --> 00:12:13,932
Grandpa, this
is pricey. Help.
292
00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:15,071
No.
293
00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:18,237
Um, you know, it's tough,
but they have to learn
294
00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:20,036
to survive on
their own two feet.
295
00:12:20,038 --> 00:12:21,464
Yeah, well,
296
00:12:21,697 --> 00:12:23,730
It isn't like you
haven't done enough,
297
00:12:23,809 --> 00:12:25,873
letting your daughter
and the whole family
298
00:12:25,874 --> 00:12:27,654
move into your
house with you.
299
00:12:28,516 --> 00:12:31,389
Well... funny
story about that...
300
00:12:31,390 --> 00:12:32,448
A moment, a moment.
301
00:12:32,449 --> 00:12:35,331
Uh, I'll pay for
Rory and Missy,
302
00:12:35,332 --> 00:12:36,594
but that's it.
303
00:12:36,595 --> 00:12:38,374
Fine. I have a credit card.
304
00:12:38,383 --> 00:12:41,353
Well, just make sure
they'll take gas credit cards.
305
00:12:43,090 --> 00:12:44,629
Wait. Why wouldn't they?
306
00:12:45,453 --> 00:12:49,707
Um, excuse moi, mon cherie.
307
00:12:49,772 --> 00:12:52,387
I think it's going well.
308
00:12:53,755 --> 00:12:55,583
Wait'll I say something funny.
309
00:12:55,646 --> 00:12:57,113
That may never happen.
310
00:13:01,541 --> 00:13:02,950
Unbelievable.
311
00:13:02,951 --> 00:13:05,598
My Biology Final is
on anatomy of a frog...
312
00:13:05,599 --> 00:13:07,073
Anatomy of a frog!
313
00:13:07,074 --> 00:13:09,116
I'm not gonna cut up a
poor defenseless creature
314
00:13:09,117 --> 00:13:10,560
just so I can pass a class!
315
00:13:10,635 --> 00:13:12,541
It's a living,
breathing, feeling entity
316
00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:14,248
with a purpose
in this world!
317
00:13:14,303 --> 00:13:15,842
Frogs are stupid.
318
00:13:15,842 --> 00:13:17,818
Did mom buy yogurt?
319
00:13:26,323 --> 00:13:27,266
Hi, missy;
320
00:13:27,267 --> 00:13:29,247
Rory, Sissy's totally into C.J.
321
00:13:29,311 --> 00:13:32,474
She is? Is she nuts?
322
00:13:32,540 --> 00:13:34,443
She broke off her engagement!
323
00:13:34,448 --> 00:13:35,791
I was gonna be a bridesmaid
324
00:13:35,792 --> 00:13:37,345
and try champagne
when no one was looking,
325
00:13:37,346 --> 00:13:38,976
but thanks to
your little plan,
326
00:13:38,977 --> 00:13:40,607
you've ruined
Sissy's whole life!
327
00:13:40,932 --> 00:13:42,306
Well...
328
00:13:42,674 --> 00:13:44,794
We did have lobster.
329
00:13:46,231 --> 00:13:47,591
Yeah.
330
00:13:48,609 --> 00:13:50,678
Dad, I need the phone.
331
00:13:50,745 --> 00:13:53,294
That was so funny
when you said that.
332
00:13:53,362 --> 00:13:54,484
Yeah.
333
00:13:54,550 --> 00:13:57,241
No no. You shut up.
334
00:13:58,386 --> 00:14:00,985
No, you shut up.
No, you shut up!
335
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:01,874
Okay
336
00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:04,068
All right. I'll see
you tomorrow
337
00:14:04,133 --> 00:14:05,705
after work, huh?
338
00:14:05,772 --> 00:14:07,872
All right, bye, Tina.
339
00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:10,039
No, you hang up.
340
00:14:11,070 --> 00:14:12,272
No, you.
341
00:14:13,305 --> 00:14:14,732
No, you!
342
00:14:16,102 --> 00:14:18,067
Dad, you are acting
like a teenager.
343
00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:22,224
It was none of your beeswax.
344
00:14:22,290 --> 00:14:24,659
You know, you've been
seeing an awful lot of this Tina.
345
00:14:24,683 --> 00:14:25,724
So what's it to you?
346
00:14:25,791 --> 00:14:28,870
Don't you get smart with me.
347
00:14:29,282 --> 00:14:31,992
I am your daughter
and I think you're too old
348
00:14:31,993 --> 00:14:33,853
to be going steady.
349
00:14:34,201 --> 00:14:36,914
Well, you're not
the boss of me.
350
00:14:37,461 --> 00:14:39,739
Now look, dad, I know
nothing about her.
351
00:14:39,806 --> 00:14:41,387
I mean, where did
she come from?
352
00:14:41,410 --> 00:14:43,204
Has she ever been
married before?
353
00:14:43,205 --> 00:14:45,290
What are her parents like?
354
00:14:46,958 --> 00:14:49,021
Dead.
355
00:14:51,220 --> 00:14:53,401
And it's just that
after meeting you,
356
00:14:53,467 --> 00:14:56,002
I realized that I
didn't love Tim.
357
00:14:56,068 --> 00:14:59,832
And it didn't matter that
he had money or two homes
358
00:14:59,911 --> 00:15:01,771
or that he was a doctor.
359
00:15:02,339 --> 00:15:05,072
I had to tell him
that I didn't love him.
360
00:15:06,263 --> 00:15:08,227
Did he cry?
361
00:15:09,373 --> 00:15:10,769
Like a baby.
362
00:15:13,787 --> 00:15:16,153
That's excellent. I win.
363
00:15:16,986 --> 00:15:20,585
See? You're everything
I never wanted in a man.
364
00:15:20,839 --> 00:15:23,372
-Oh.
-And more.
365
00:15:23,373 --> 00:15:25,779
-Oh
-Oh
366
00:15:26,207 --> 00:15:29,719
♪What you doin'? ♪
367
00:15:30,021 --> 00:15:32,574
I'm sorry. What did you say?
368
00:15:32,639 --> 00:15:34,165
It's the rhyme
game, you know?
369
00:15:34,166 --> 00:15:36,072
I say, ♪"what you doin'?"
370
00:15:36,073 --> 00:15:38,671
And you say, ♪"Keepin' busy!"
371
00:15:39,718 --> 00:15:41,648
Are you serious?
372
00:15:43,368 --> 00:15:45,141
Were you, like,
in a car accident
373
00:15:45,142 --> 00:15:47,051
I should know
about or something?
374
00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:48,964
Shh! You're spoiling it.
375
00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:52,226
♪ What you doin'?
376
00:15:52,609 --> 00:15:55,617
Trying to get out of this
death grip you have me in.
377
00:15:56,567 --> 00:15:58,122
Say it!
378
00:16:00,145 --> 00:16:01,550
Keepin' busy.
379
00:16:01,615 --> 00:16:03,636
Sing it!
380
00:16:03,703 --> 00:16:06,239
♪ Keepin' busy. ♪
381
00:16:13,013 --> 00:16:14,828
So, how did it go
with Sissy last night?
382
00:16:14,829 --> 00:16:17,139
♪ Keepin' busy! ♪
383
00:16:17,638 --> 00:16:20,140
Oh, dude, she's
not with you, is she?
384
00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:22,357
Rory, did you get
the newspaper?
385
00:16:22,358 --> 00:16:23,737
-No.
-Honey, go get it,
386
00:16:23,739 --> 00:16:26,564
'cause your grandfather will
want to read it when he wakes up.
387
00:16:28,627 --> 00:16:29,685
Grandpa?
388
00:16:29,861 --> 00:16:31,946
Good morning.
389
00:16:33,068 --> 00:16:35,583
Dad, were you out all night?
390
00:16:35,648 --> 00:16:38,022
Let me handle this one.
391
00:16:38,363 --> 00:16:39,509
Let me see;
392
00:16:39,510 --> 00:16:41,640
Yesterday's outfit,
393
00:16:42,321 --> 00:16:44,023
unshaven...
394
00:16:45,642 --> 00:16:48,467
Ooh, a little Chanel #5.
395
00:16:48,468 --> 00:16:51,886
Yes, sir! Somebody had
an away game last night.
396
00:16:52,313 --> 00:16:53,564
An away game?
397
00:16:54,152 --> 00:16:55,339
Oh!
398
00:16:57,263 --> 00:17:00,114
Dad; What were you
doing with Tina last night?
399
00:17:00,115 --> 00:17:01,349
Keepin' busy.
400
00:17:02,137 --> 00:17:04,705
-Oh.
-Come on.
401
00:17:04,706 --> 00:17:07,287
We had dinner at
her place. It got late,
402
00:17:07,310 --> 00:17:09,027
so I just spent the night.
403
00:17:09,030 --> 00:17:11,922
High five, gland-daddy.
404
00:17:12,757 --> 00:17:14,120
Doesn't somebody
have school?
405
00:17:14,178 --> 00:17:15,719
My tummy hurts.
406
00:17:15,784 --> 00:17:18,110
Oh, him. Yeah.
Go to school.
407
00:17:18,111 --> 00:17:19,842
All right. Now
out, both of you.
408
00:17:20,529 --> 00:17:21,584
Dad,
409
00:17:21,585 --> 00:17:24,088
I wanted you to have
some companionship,
410
00:17:24,089 --> 00:17:26,571
but are you having a
relationship with this woman?
411
00:17:26,572 --> 00:17:28,850
Well, I'm enjoying
myself. I like Tina.
412
00:17:28,851 --> 00:17:31,236
I'm not sure it's a
relationship
413
00:17:31,237 --> 00:17:32,098
... yet.
414
00:17:32,817 --> 00:17:34,099
Yet?
415
00:17:34,165 --> 00:17:36,068
But... but I
always thought...
416
00:17:36,069 --> 00:17:37,972
Well, you know, I'd hoped
that you and mom
417
00:17:37,973 --> 00:17:40,262
would both stop acting
crazy and get back together.
418
00:17:40,263 --> 00:17:41,754
She left me.
419
00:17:41,910 --> 00:17:44,444
Can I help it if I'm
coping so damn well?
420
00:17:45,427 --> 00:17:47,360
So you're just
gonna play around
421
00:17:47,361 --> 00:17:48,901
and live under my roof?
422
00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:51,329
You know, this arrangement
was not supposed to last forever.
423
00:17:51,330 --> 00:17:53,254
Catie, I thought
you'd be happy for me.
424
00:17:53,503 --> 00:17:54,992
I'm a man who
thought he was done
425
00:17:54,993 --> 00:17:57,049
and now I feel
like I'm living again.
426
00:17:57,577 --> 00:18:00,674
I can't believe you'd
prefer living to mom.
427
00:18:00,675 --> 00:18:02,269
It's scary, isn't it?
428
00:18:02,317 --> 00:18:03,776
Moving on.
429
00:18:03,894 --> 00:18:05,546
But let me ask
you a question:
430
00:18:06,145 --> 00:18:08,577
Did you think that
this arrangement...
431
00:18:08,578 --> 00:18:10,632
Your dad being the
only man in your life...
432
00:18:10,633 --> 00:18:12,511
Was going to last forever?
433
00:18:15,402 --> 00:18:17,143
I can't have this
conversation now.
434
00:18:17,144 --> 00:18:19,084
I have to go to work.
435
00:18:19,372 --> 00:18:21,072
And you're wrong, dad.
436
00:18:21,073 --> 00:18:22,830
I know that you
still love mom.
437
00:18:22,831 --> 00:18:26,072
And you don't just move on
when you still love someone.
438
00:18:30,794 --> 00:18:31,668
Kerry?
439
00:18:31,669 --> 00:18:34,487
Excuse me. Kerry,
what are you doing?
440
00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:36,323
Well, I'm leading a sit-in.
441
00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:37,716
In my skirt?
442
00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:39,657
Which, by the way,
you can't pull off.
443
00:18:39,862 --> 00:18:41,902
You know, Bridget, why
don't you just get out of here?
444
00:18:41,903 --> 00:18:43,363
You don't care
about anything.
445
00:18:43,364 --> 00:18:45,331
Well, I know that you
care about your Europe trip.
446
00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:46,707
If Mr. Gibb finds
out you did this,
447
00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:48,388
he's never gonna let you go.
448
00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:50,105
Oh my God, I never
thought about that.
449
00:18:50,106 --> 00:18:51,902
Bridget, mind
your own business.
450
00:18:51,902 --> 00:18:53,837
Frogs are people
too, you know.
451
00:18:54,308 --> 00:18:56,392
Well, they sort of are
452
00:18:56,393 --> 00:18:58,510
when you put little
hats and vests on them
453
00:18:58,511 --> 00:18:59,841
and tape little
canes to their hands.
454
00:18:59,842 --> 00:19:02,152
Sometimes...
455
00:19:02,971 --> 00:19:05,357
Sometimes you have to
stand up for your beliefs.
456
00:19:05,358 --> 00:19:08,615
Which is, like, weird,
'cause it's called a "sit-in."
457
00:19:09,814 --> 00:19:14,114
Is anyone else tickled
by the irony here?
458
00:19:14,967 --> 00:19:17,372
Kerry, look, don't miss
out on this opportunity
459
00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:18,661
and don't listen to Kyle.
460
00:19:18,662 --> 00:19:20,930
You're just worried that when
she's there, some cool guy
461
00:19:20,931 --> 00:19:22,935
named giorgio is gonna
take her for a gondola ride.
462
00:19:22,943 --> 00:19:25,744
You know what? That
better be Italian for "boat."
463
00:19:25,744 --> 00:19:27,942
Excuse me. What the
hell is going on here?
464
00:19:27,943 --> 00:19:29,733
What... why aren't
you all in class?
465
00:19:29,734 --> 00:19:31,980
We're having, like, a sit-in.
466
00:19:32,027 --> 00:19:34,025
You've got five seconds
to get back to class
467
00:19:34,026 --> 00:19:36,411
or there are gonna
be consequences.
468
00:19:37,681 --> 00:19:38,677
No?
469
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:41,108
All right, whose
bright idea was this?
470
00:19:41,907 --> 00:19:44,278
Somebody better tell
me who is responsible
471
00:19:44,279 --> 00:19:46,406
or you're all in
deep deep trouble.
472
00:19:52,629 --> 00:19:53,977
I am.
473
00:19:54,882 --> 00:19:56,820
Well, I might have figured.
474
00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:58,088
Bridget Hennessy...
475
00:19:59,562 --> 00:20:00,859
You're suspended.
476
00:20:04,324 --> 00:20:05,728
---oOo---
477
00:20:05,729 --> 00:20:06,429
---oOo---
478
00:20:06,430 --> 00:20:07,130
---oOo---
479
00:20:07,131 --> 00:20:07,831
---oOo---
480
00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:08,532
---oOo---
481
00:20:08,533 --> 00:20:10,219
---oOo---
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