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♫
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Are you sure you have to go?
-Yeah; I'll call you later. -Okay
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Ho, ho, ho
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What's wrong, Kerry?
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What? Are you blind?
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Her boyfriend didn't even
kiss her goodbye
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Stiffed at the door
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Rejected; Shot down; The hisman!!
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[Both laugh]
[Rory] Nice
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Guys; Knock it off!
You're so insensitive
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These things happen to everyone.
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It's happened to you?
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The heisman? Oh, yeah, right?
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Oh, Daaaad...
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Look who got a letter
from moooom!!
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Oooohhh!
Uuuuhhh!
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The nice stationery; The perfume...
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I wonder what it is
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I wonder what a lonely woman
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who cast out the best thing
that ever happened to her
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could possibly want
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Cate; Would you
do the honors?
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Dad; It's your letter.
-No, no, no...
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Begging always sounds
better out loud.
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All right; Okay
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"Dear Jim; I love you."
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[All] Ohh... Uhhh!
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"I'll always love you"
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[All] Ohh... Uhhh!
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"But I'm seeing someone else"
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[J.C.] Uhhh!
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Oh! She's seeing
someone else
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Sorry, dude.
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♫
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♫
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In a letter, mom?
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48 years together
and you tell dad
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you're seeing someone
else in a letter?
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Ah..ha!
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More humane?
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Right;
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Well; Is that why
you sent the picture
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of the two of you in a hammock?
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Look; I realy don't
think it matters
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one way or the other
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if I think he's cute!
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We're not 16
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Oh...
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Well, I don't know... a 4!
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Look, mom; He's not half
as attractive as dad.
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What the hell is that?!
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Look, mom, I'm gonna call you
back later. Yeah, Okay, Bye!
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[Sighs]
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Hey, dad;
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How you doing?
-Fine
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Are you sure?
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I mean, you've been awfully quiet ever
since you got that letter from mom.
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Com'ooon!
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Your mom can do as she
chooses. She's a big girl
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Granted, she wasn't quite
as big when I married her.
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You see? I knew it.
You're angry.
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No, no. I think you're
the angry one
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You know; Split-ups are
toughest on the kids.
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Hey, honey
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What's all this?
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I'm highlighting Kerry's hair
so Kyle will notice her.
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Why is she doing that?
Her hair is beautiful.
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Mom; It's okay. She can't hear us.
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It is!
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I knooow!
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It's okay. I kept the
music on. She can't hear us.
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Hey, Bridg';
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[Quietly] Go talk to your grandpa.
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[Sighs]
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What?
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I just want you to know
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I know what you're
going through.
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If you're gonna talk about this,
I'm gonna get up and go to my room
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[Bridget, incredulous] Hum..mm
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How'd you know I was bluffing?
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Mmm... The part about getting up
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So, talk to me
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[Kerry screaming] BRIDGET!!
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I think your sister
wants you, darling
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I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!!
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LOOK AT ME!
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You said you were
gonna highlight my hair!!
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I look like 'Dolly Parton'!!
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I'm sorry; I'm sorry!
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Now, look, Kerry; Just calm down
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[Laughing] It really doesn't look
that ba-
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Oh! I'm sorry, honey
Just sit down... sit down
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Oh, my!
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Oh, my! You really do look
like 'Dolly Parton'
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Mom!
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Honey; Come on!
She's the queen of country.
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[Front door opens]
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Woh! 'Papa Bear'!
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Somebody's been sitting
in my chair
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And she's still there
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[chuckles] -Nice!
-Nice!
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Now, look, Kerry;
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I will call Sylvia at
the Salon, immediately
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She is great with disasters
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It looks fine!
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[Doorbell rings]
Oh, my God! That's Kyle.
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He can't see me like this
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Relax. I'll take care of it.
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Okay; Tell him I'm sick
and I'll call him later.
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I said I'll take care of it
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-Look!!
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-Rory!!
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♫
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Rory; Is there anything you wish
you could say to your father?
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I miss him
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And, what do you think your
father would say to you?
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He'd say...
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Rory...
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I think you should have that Dick
Dale classic stratocaster,
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with the custom-fitted whammy bars
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featured in Quentin Tarantino's Pulp Fiction.
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[Laughs]-Nice try
-Very nice try.
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Bridget; You've been
awfully silent
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I'm Kerry
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Oh, sorry; The hair
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It was an accident
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There are no accidents; Kerry.
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I can't believe you just
called me 'Bridget'
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Don't just sit there, Kerry.
Thank him.
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Girls
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You know; I hate this
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Today I was reading an article,
and I couldn't understand it
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It's lile being blond
has made me stupider
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More stupid
-Ahh!!
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Girls
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All right
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So, are we normal yet?
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Who's to say what's normal?
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You, at these prices
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You didn't have much to
say today either, Cate
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How are you doing?
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I keep busy
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No, doctor. She
burns herself out
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doing everything for us,
and grandpa and C.J.
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Cate;
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It's time to take
care of yourself
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How do I do that?
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Treat yourself
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Do something you've never done
before -something impulsive
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[Sighs]
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Well, you know, Paul always
wanted to go skydiving
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for our 25th wedding anniversary; Ah!
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But I'm not gonna go jumping
out of some damn airplane
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Well; What's your skydiving?
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Mmm... I don't know
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Singing, I guess.
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Singing?
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She's a great singer
-Kiss-ass
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Bridget?
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I mean, I do. I sing
in the church choir
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but ever since I
was a little girl
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I allways had this
fantasy about singing
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You know, like a real singer.
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Tell me about that
little girl's fantasy
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Well, It's the same as
any little girl's fantasy
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You know, a 'Smoky Bar'
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a sequined cocktail dress
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A brandy snifter filled
with singles on the piano
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Actually, that's my fantasy
[Laughs]
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Shrink humor
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So, how come you
never pursued it?
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Well, my dad is a
very practical man
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And he just thought that
kind of stuff was frivolous
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Grandpa stopped you?
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Mom, you always tell us
we can do anything
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Oh, honey, I have to say that
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Well; That's 10
more sessions.
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Come on, now;
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It's just really a
very silly fantasy
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It's not like something that
I would ever actually, -Cate...
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Go skydiving.
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[Humming] ♪
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La, la, la ♪
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Cate
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Mmm ♪
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Yes, dad?
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Dad; I like to sing
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Don't you think I
have a nice voice?
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Well, sure, honey. But, uh...
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[C.J.] Grandma, you like him;
You know you do.
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You so-o-o-o, are
gonna marry him
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You will marry him.
I bet you do.
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C.J.
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Is Paco there right now?
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Oh, he isn't? Why
are you giggling?
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Ha, ha! You're a naughty
grammy; I didn't know that.
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Not now, mom.
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C.J.!
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Oh, uh... sorry, grandpa
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I forgot you and grandma
were kind of a thing.
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Oh, you were on the phone with Laura?
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You should have said 'Hi' for me.
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Come here, C.J.
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I'm worried about dad
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He seems happy.
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I'll take care of that
-No, no, no..no
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This is what he does
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He's buring his feelings
-Ahh
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He's only happy
on the outside
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He won't talk to
me or the kids
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He just won't open up.
He needs a man to talk to.
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So, C.J., Can you
make some calls?
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Hey; I'm a man
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I have manlike qualities
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Uh, I don't know if you've noticed
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but he kind of hates my guts.
[Cate] Oh...
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C.J.; You love him, don't you?
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Go talk to him. Take
him somewhere
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Show him a good time.
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It's too cold to
feed the pigeons.
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Then take him to a ball game
-I don't know
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I'll pay you
-I can make it work
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♫
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Ay, ay, ay!
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Grandpa; Hot babe
at nine o'clock.
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That's not nine o'clock
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More like 8:15, you idiot.
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Oh, here comes the
dreaded friend
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Listen; You were in Korea; Right?
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I need you to dive on a
grenade for me. -What?
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I need you to be my wingman.
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Oh; They got wings
here? I love wings.
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Not wings. Wingman! All right?
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I need you to talk to the buddy
while I make me move
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Maybe throw in that
I'm an astronaut.
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Gotcha!
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Hey, girls!
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Hey Ladies!
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He's 32, broke, unemployed. You
better get him before he gets away.
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He's... [Whistles]
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What's wrong with you?
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I don't want to be here
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I'm only here 'cos
Cate made me.
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Well, she paid me!
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Yeah, well, then, you're buying.
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Can I see you I.D.?
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Have you got any scotch
older than that line?
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This is happy hour
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We don't serve grumpy people.
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Well;Who died and
made you owner?
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My husband.
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Sorry
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I'll have a beer... today.
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Wow, gramps. It's like
'Sam and Diane-osaur'
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One beer for the skipper.
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What's 'Gilligan' gonna have?
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Uh, I'll have a light
beer, 'Mrs Howell'
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One, draft, one light.
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Oh, boy!
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What? -Ah... light beer;
Only sissies drink light beer.
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00:10:30,090 --> 00:10:32,534
Light beer is what's
wrong with this country.
263
00:10:32,584 --> 00:10:35,473
You know; When the 'angry
old man' primaries come up
264
00:10:35,474 --> 00:10:37,738
You should run on
that platform.
265
00:10:38,122 --> 00:10:42,181
Hey; Go ahead, make fun
But real men, real beer
266
00:10:44,753 --> 00:10:45,619
Ahh!
267
00:10:46,854 --> 00:10:49,178
I gotta go to the bathroom
268
00:10:50,055 --> 00:10:52,469
♫
269
00:10:53,315 --> 00:10:54,471
[Sighs]
270
00:10:54,810 --> 00:10:56,268
Kerry...
271
00:10:57,839 --> 00:11:01,252
I know you're...
mad about your hair
272
00:11:02,348 --> 00:11:05,484
And I know I probably should
have 'read the directions'...
273
00:11:07,593 --> 00:11:10,663
but, until Sylvia gets
back from vacation
274
00:11:10,664 --> 00:11:14,309
I have a little
surprise for... you!!
275
00:11:17,792 --> 00:11:19,799
[clapping] [chuckles]
276
00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:25,835
Oh; This is so sweet
of you, Bridget. Thanks.
277
00:11:25,836 --> 00:11:27,244
You know, 'cause I've
always wanted
278
00:11:27,245 --> 00:11:29,533
to look like 'An Irish Setter'!!
279
00:11:29,584 --> 00:11:30,332
Kerry:
280
00:11:30,333 --> 00:11:33,766
No, you don't. You look
more like 'Howard Stern'. -Ew!
281
00:11:36,324 --> 00:11:39,032
Guys; Are grandpa
and C.J. gone yet?
282
00:11:39,033 --> 00:11:40,114
Yeah, mom. What's up?
283
00:11:40,591 --> 00:11:42,430
Well, I'm going out
Don't stay up too late.
284
00:11:42,431 --> 00:11:45,153
Mom; What's going on?
-Yeah; You look all nervous.
285
00:11:45,154 --> 00:11:47,770
Well, I am kind of nervous
286
00:11:47,771 --> 00:11:49,451
Yesterday I took the plunge
287
00:11:49,454 --> 00:11:52,006
I signed up to sing at
an open-mic night
288
00:11:52,007 --> 00:11:53,289
Tonight is 'The night'.
289
00:11:53,290 --> 00:11:55,155
Mom; That's great -That's so cool!
-That's awesome! -Yeah
290
00:11:55,155 --> 00:11:58,607
I wasn't gonna say anything
'cause it's well, personal. But...
291
00:11:58,629 --> 00:12:02,012
I'm really scared. -Don't be scared
-You're gonna be awesome -So great.
292
00:12:02,018 --> 00:12:02,734
You know;
293
00:12:02,735 --> 00:12:06,430
Why don't you guys come with me?
-I'm not going out -I'm busy -I can't.
294
00:12:09,498 --> 00:12:11,227
I'm sorry. Let me
rephrase that
295
00:12:11,228 --> 00:12:13,269
Get you coats; Now!
296
00:12:13,270 --> 00:12:16,251
Mom, I can't go out looking
like this. -Oh sweetie...
297
00:12:16,252 --> 00:12:17,971
Now!
298
00:12:18,419 --> 00:12:21,278
Oh, thank you, kids!
Thank you so much
299
00:12:21,279 --> 00:12:23,544
It means, so much to me!
300
00:12:25,533 --> 00:12:26,336
[Sighs]
301
00:12:26,344 --> 00:12:27,837
Well, Paul...
302
00:12:28,332 --> 00:12:30,939
Guess who's going skydiving?
303
00:12:31,381 --> 00:12:32,521
♫
304
00:12:32,683 --> 00:12:34,682
Okay, so, in summary...
305
00:12:34,706 --> 00:12:36,418
You get low...
306
00:12:36,458 --> 00:12:39,424
You cram the nose bone
up, into the brain
307
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:41,330
kills him instantly
308
00:12:41,690 --> 00:12:44,187
So, anybody want
to buy me a drink?
309
00:12:44,210 --> 00:12:45,640
Get lost!
310
00:12:46,022 --> 00:12:48,233
Okay; I'll come back at last call
311
00:12:48,234 --> 00:12:50,345
when you're a little
bit more yourself
312
00:12:51,573 --> 00:12:52,885
Ay, ay, ay...
313
00:12:53,465 --> 00:12:54,504
Smooth!
314
00:12:54,505 --> 00:12:57,319
Yeah, well; I think if anyone
should sympathize with me,
315
00:12:57,320 --> 00:12:58,611
it should be you.
316
00:12:58,635 --> 00:13:01,028
You're comparing striking
out with bar chicks,
317
00:13:01,029 --> 00:13:02,194
with my, losing my wife?
318
00:13:02,202 --> 00:13:04,011
Look; I'm trying to do
a good deed here
319
00:13:04,012 --> 00:13:06,006
and get a senior citizen
hammered; All right?
320
00:13:06,007 --> 00:13:07,964
It's not like I don't
have my own stuff.
321
00:13:07,965 --> 00:13:11,055
I'm 32 and I got
nothing; Zip; Zero.
322
00:13:11,246 --> 00:13:13,570
-Thirty-two? Thirty-two?!!
-Here we go!
323
00:13:13,571 --> 00:13:15,970
You've got your whole
life ahead of you
324
00:13:15,971 --> 00:13:18,091
Oh boy! Complaining about 32' is
325
00:13:18,092 --> 00:13:20,648
like complaining about
a movie five minutes in.
326
00:13:20,703 --> 00:13:22,383
Calm down, gramps. It's okay.
327
00:13:22,384 --> 00:13:24,662
He's a little dizzy
from all the urinating.
328
00:13:25,212 --> 00:13:27,177
When I was a young man,
I was digging ditches
329
00:13:27,178 --> 00:13:28,645
You were a ditch digger?
330
00:13:28,646 --> 00:13:30,387
You bet; In all kinds of weather
331
00:13:30,388 --> 00:13:33,512
My hands were all calloused
and cut up, and I loved it.
332
00:13:33,520 --> 00:13:36,242
Of course you loved it.
'cos digging ditches is-¿?
333
00:13:36,517 --> 00:13:37,399
¿¿??
334
00:13:37,578 --> 00:13:39,333
I don't know. There's
nothing positive
335
00:13:39,334 --> 00:13:41,297
about digging ditches. It sucks!
336
00:13:41,298 --> 00:13:43,804
I loved it because I was
working towards something
337
00:13:43,819 --> 00:13:46,560
I was building a life, a
family to come home to.
338
00:13:46,654 --> 00:13:48,370
Now... marriage, gone;
339
00:13:48,371 --> 00:13:51,621
Home, gone. Work, gone.
340
00:13:51,809 --> 00:13:54,266
What's my legacy
after all these years?
341
00:13:54,316 --> 00:13:57,805
A twin bed in my
daughter's basement
342
00:13:58,150 --> 00:14:00,774
I guess that trumps
your 'Zip' and 'Zero'
343
00:14:00,775 --> 00:14:03,256
And so excuse me if
I don't get all misty
344
00:14:03,257 --> 00:14:06,171
over the plight of being 32.
345
00:14:07,112 --> 00:14:09,799
There goes happy
on the outside
346
00:14:11,024 --> 00:14:12,524
♫
347
00:14:13,794 --> 00:14:15,952
♫
348
00:14:21,423 --> 00:14:23,558
Wow, It's crowded.
349
00:14:24,095 --> 00:14:26,122
How come grandpa
didn't have to come?
350
00:14:26,857 --> 00:14:28,676
I mean, get to.
351
00:14:29,073 --> 00:14:32,197
Honestly, he make
me kind of nervous
352
00:14:32,316 --> 00:14:35,175
I use to sing around the
house when I was a little girl,
353
00:14:35,183 --> 00:14:37,420
and just one, I wanted
a little approval
354
00:14:37,421 --> 00:14:39,592
I just wanted to hear my dad say-
-Oh! Hot guys right there!
355
00:14:39,593 --> 00:14:42,220
We're gonna get a table; Come on!
356
00:14:43,389 --> 00:14:44,337
Hi!
357
00:14:48,777 --> 00:14:52,371
God; How do I look?
Like 'Kenny' from 'South Park'
358
00:14:54,097 --> 00:14:55,717
You ever hear that old saying:
359
00:14:55,718 --> 00:14:58,738
"You want to make God laugh,
just tell him your plans"?
360
00:14:58,745 --> 00:15:01,023
Well; Nothing worked
out the way I planed
361
00:15:01,158 --> 00:15:02,400
Legacy
362
00:15:02,401 --> 00:15:05,448
I don't even have a son
to carry on my name
363
00:15:05,482 --> 00:15:07,356
I love my girls, of course, but
364
00:15:07,357 --> 00:15:09,357
it would have been
nice to have a son
365
00:15:09,358 --> 00:15:11,734
to throw the ball
around with.
366
00:15:12,321 --> 00:15:14,664
You know; You do
have a grandson.
367
00:15:14,665 --> 00:15:17,442
Yeah; There's Rory.
368
00:15:18,587 --> 00:15:20,125
You know, gramps;
369
00:15:20,126 --> 00:15:21,805
Those cracks, hurt
370
00:15:21,992 --> 00:15:24,627
Do you ever think that
maybe, just maybe
371
00:15:24,706 --> 00:15:26,499
I would have turned
out a little better,
372
00:15:26,509 --> 00:15:28,889
if you'd paid a little
more attention to me?
373
00:15:29,204 --> 00:15:32,002
If maybe you'd ask me to
throw the-[Laughs]
374
00:15:32,247 --> 00:15:35,075
I'm sorry. I can't even
keep a straight face.
375
00:15:35,834 --> 00:15:37,514
You call yourself
a grandson?
376
00:15:37,515 --> 00:15:38,808
You call yourself
a grandfather?
377
00:15:38,809 --> 00:15:40,940
You're like the bad trees
in "The Wizard of Oz"
378
00:15:40,941 --> 00:15:44,109
"My apples aren't rotten!" Hee...!
379
00:15:44,216 --> 00:15:45,093
Hey!
380
00:15:45,094 --> 00:15:46,436
Stop it!
381
00:15:46,694 --> 00:15:48,335
You two babies;
382
00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:50,815
No wonder you fight.
You're exactly the same
383
00:15:50,816 --> 00:15:53,084
Now, why don't you just
shake hands, make up,
384
00:15:53,092 --> 00:15:55,335
and stop scaring
my lady customers
385
00:15:55,336 --> 00:15:58,090
Here; Put something
in your mouth!
386
00:15:59,594 --> 00:16:01,668
You know, I hate to say it, but...
387
00:16:01,692 --> 00:16:03,976
'Miss Kitty' may be right.
388
00:16:03,977 --> 00:16:06,225
Well; You're the one
scaring the ladies away.
389
00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:07,972
No, about making up.
390
00:16:08,451 --> 00:16:10,702
Should we shake?
-Oh, sure...
391
00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:13,192
Then we put on dresses
and kiss each other.
392
00:16:13,630 --> 00:16:15,921
You're not the first guy
to have his wife leave him
393
00:16:15,930 --> 00:16:17,810
You might be the oldest, but-
394
00:16:17,826 --> 00:16:20,891
Are you done? I got to
go to the men's room.
395
00:16:21,703 --> 00:16:23,396
There the old guy goes again.
396
00:16:23,397 --> 00:16:25,442
Who had 9:15 in the pool?
397
00:16:25,443 --> 00:16:26,357
[All laugh]
398
00:16:27,547 --> 00:16:29,483
You know, that old guy
399
00:16:29,484 --> 00:16:31,501
happens to be the toughest
guy I've ever met
400
00:16:31,502 --> 00:16:32,930
He dug ditches; All right?
401
00:16:32,931 --> 00:16:35,469
Why? I have no idea.
402
00:16:35,470 --> 00:16:36,768
But you're lucky he's letting
403
00:16:36,769 --> 00:16:38,005
me tell you to shut up or
404
00:16:38,006 --> 00:16:39,207
we'd be taking this outside.
405
00:16:39,208 --> 00:16:40,888
You want to mix
it up with me?
406
00:16:41,297 --> 00:16:42,687
Okay, let's go.
407
00:16:42,698 --> 00:16:43,467
Hey!
408
00:16:43,913 --> 00:16:45,549
You leave my
grandson alone.
409
00:16:45,550 --> 00:16:46,459
[Laughs]
Yeah
410
00:16:46,460 --> 00:16:49,741
I think that sounded a lot
more threatening in your head.
411
00:16:50,647 --> 00:16:53,091
My wife left me and I'm
living in a basement
412
00:16:53,223 --> 00:16:55,039
So you want to
deal with that?
413
00:16:55,110 --> 00:16:57,409
Okay, okay; Lighten up!
414
00:16:57,605 --> 00:16:58,305
Jeez!
415
00:16:59,873 --> 00:17:01,409
That was cool, grandpa.
416
00:17:01,448 --> 00:17:04,518
Yeah, well, I always wanted
to stand shoulder to shoulder
417
00:17:04,519 --> 00:17:06,824
with my son in a barroom fight
-All right
418
00:17:07,837 --> 00:17:09,361
Aw, Gee!
419
00:17:09,752 --> 00:17:11,431
I didn't know he was in a wheelchair.
420
00:17:11,432 --> 00:17:12,876
You didn't? I did.
421
00:17:14,016 --> 00:17:16,203
Let's get the hell out of here!
-[C.J. laughs]
422
00:17:16,385 --> 00:17:18,384
[Cheers and applause]
423
00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:19,798
Yeah! Go, mom!!
424
00:17:19,869 --> 00:17:21,048
All right!
425
00:17:22,945 --> 00:17:25,885
[Introduction plays] ♫
426
00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:28,485
My old man ♪
427
00:17:28,524 --> 00:17:31,627
I'm a chip off the old block ♪
428
00:17:31,819 --> 00:17:33,421
My old man ♪
[Jim] Cate?
429
00:17:33,422 --> 00:17:36,185
Oh, Yeah; I kind of brought
you here for another reason
430
00:17:36,186 --> 00:17:37,787
I thought you might
want to see this
431
00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:40,535
You know what that is up
there? Your legacy
432
00:17:40,890 --> 00:17:43,736
She's amazing. You
know, life sometimes-
433
00:17:43,737 --> 00:17:44,953
Shhh... shh
434
00:17:44,961 --> 00:17:46,727
My baby girl's singing
435
00:17:47,527 --> 00:17:49,936
daddy's shoes ♪
436
00:17:49,975 --> 00:17:53,248
I got his misery ♪
437
00:17:53,257 --> 00:17:56,353
I got good company ♪
438
00:17:56,354 --> 00:17:57,054
♫
439
00:17:57,087 --> 00:18:02,786
I guess I'll always be
my daddy's girl ♪
440
00:18:02,865 --> 00:18:07,076
♫
441
00:18:07,108 --> 00:18:12,797
You spend a lifetime saying
'This is who I am' ♪
442
00:18:12,798 --> 00:18:14,939
Ohh... ohhh... ♪
443
00:18:14,964 --> 00:18:15,947
♫
444
00:18:15,979 --> 00:18:17,732
Then you find yourself ♪
445
00:18:17,733 --> 00:18:21,389
saying something you
don't understand ♪
446
00:18:21,390 --> 00:18:24,095
You look in the mirror ♪
447
00:18:24,096 --> 00:18:26,805
and there you are ♪
448
00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:28,067
♫
449
00:18:28,068 --> 00:18:31,051
my old man ♪
450
00:18:31,067 --> 00:18:33,519
I'm a chip off
the old block ♪
451
00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:37,100
My old man is a... ♪
452
00:18:37,138 --> 00:18:39,153
That's my daughter
453
00:18:39,158 --> 00:18:41,603
Oh?! She's lovely
454
00:18:41,604 --> 00:18:43,414
You do good work
455
00:18:44,063 --> 00:18:45,842
Speaking of work;
456
00:18:45,861 --> 00:18:48,252
We close at 01:00
forever walkin' ♪
457
00:18:48,265 --> 00:18:51,786
in my daddy's shoes ♪
458
00:18:52,013 --> 00:18:54,401
Hey; I saw her first.
459
00:18:55,715 --> 00:18:58,631
I've got good company ♪
460
00:18:58,725 --> 00:19:04,092
I guess I'll always be
my daddy's girl ♪
461
00:19:04,093 --> 00:19:04,793
♫
462
00:19:04,802 --> 00:19:07,402
Yes, I'll always be
my ...♪
463
00:19:07,403 --> 00:19:11,615
daaaaaaaaaddy's girl ♪
464
00:19:11,694 --> 00:19:13,019
♫ ♫ ♫
465
00:19:13,168 --> 00:19:14,636
♫ ♫
466
00:19:14,746 --> 00:19:16,105
♫
467
00:19:16,603 --> 00:19:18,120
[Cheers and aplause]
468
00:19:18,167 --> 00:19:20,081
[Cheers]
[Jim] That's my girl!!
469
00:19:20,145 --> 00:19:22,148
Go mom!! -Whoo, mom!!
-All right!!
470
00:19:22,284 --> 00:19:24,839
[Cheers and aplause]
471
00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:27,695
Thank you, Rory; Thank you Bridget;
472
00:19:27,710 --> 00:19:30,789
Oh!! Kerry, we are dying that
hair back tomorrow
473
00:19:30,790 --> 00:19:32,963
Oohh... Can we wait
like a week or two?
474
00:19:32,964 --> 00:19:34,398
Nooo.
475
00:19:34,399 --> 00:19:36,622
Oh dad! What are
you doing here?
476
00:19:36,654 --> 00:19:38,948
My grandson brought me
-Ha, ha
477
00:19:39,244 --> 00:19:41,156
You sing like an angel.
478
00:19:41,173 --> 00:19:42,109
Oh!
479
00:19:42,146 --> 00:19:43,354
Oh, dad; That's...
480
00:19:43,378 --> 00:19:44,989
That's just
great to hear
481
00:19:44,990 --> 00:19:46,798
Thank you
-No, no...
482
00:19:46,923 --> 00:19:47,900
Thank you
483
00:19:48,424 --> 00:19:49,799
For what?
484
00:19:50,743 --> 00:19:52,579
I wouldn't know
where to begin.
485
00:19:52,595 --> 00:19:53,295
Oh, dad.
486
00:19:53,815 --> 00:19:56,506
♫
487
00:19:56,507 --> 00:19:58,037
[Laughs]
488
00:19:58,098 --> 00:19:59,254
♫
489
00:19:59,255 --> 00:20:01,686
♫
---oOo---
490
00:20:01,687 --> 00:20:02,640
---oOo---
491
00:20:02,641 --> 00:20:03,341
♫
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