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And finally,
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The top liberty middle school
scandal of the week
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The Honor Society claimed that
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their car wash was a huge success
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Ha, ha, ha. It wasn't!
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[Gloomy voice] Oooh, yeah!
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This is webmaster 'X',
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signing, off
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Rory,
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You do drugs?
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No
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For a second there
this all made sense
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I was shooting a segment
for my webcast
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Webmaster 'X';
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-That's me.
-Yeah.
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Yeah; You know; I was gonna call you loser.
But you saved it with the arm thing.
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So, how many hits you get?
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-That's the thing. Kind of having trouble building a following.
-Hmm
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You think it's cause you're reporting
on car washes in a monkey mask.
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Dude, you got to spice things up
if you want to get paying customers
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Paying customers?
No; My website's free
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Ha, ha! Not anymore; Partner!
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Step aside!
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What are you doing?
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I'm rigging you up a pay website
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That's right
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I need some quick money
for an investiment that went sour.
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-What did you invest in?
-Pistons by 3
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I probably shouldn't have bet all
of next semester's tuition money
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but, come on! By 3!!
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I'm so excited for the dance
this weekend; Aren't you?
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Oh, I don't have the best
experiences at schools dances
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Last one I went to, I spent most of
the night with my face in the toliet
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You weren't drinking, were you?
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No; But I think the senior
holding my head down, was.
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You know; Can't we just
go see a movie, instead?
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Jeremy; Don't take this the wrong
way, but hobbits, are stupid.
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If you just read the book first-
-Honey! Stupid!
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I got to go with Jeremy.
Hobbits, are no stupid
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Hey! She's got a name. Okay?
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Hiii! I'm Beth Doyle
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And you must be the cousin I've heard-
-Weird girl! Too much energy!
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Can't deal with it
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-Oh, Hi, Beth.
-Hello, Mrs Hennessy.
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Our family won this cake at
church for gospel trivia
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Thank you. Anyway, we can't eat
it, because it has gluten in it
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Oh, Beth
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Is your mom trying to fatten me up?
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Actually, yes. She thinks now that you're
single, you're a distraction to dad.
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Yeah; That's super
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Hi, Kerry
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Hi, Kyle
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Hi, Bridget
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Hi, 'latest'
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Latest?
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Oh; She didn't tell you
she's had others?
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Like my brother Donny
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And he was handsome
and sensitive and smart
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and he had pecs that looked like
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they'd been carved out of marble
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Should you be talking about
your brother like this?
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Oh; It's okay.
We're all adopted.
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Anyway; She dumped Donny
and broke his heart
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like every other guy
she's ever dated.
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But I'm sure it'll be
different for you.
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Good luck!
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[Doorbell rings]
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Yeah, yeah, yeah!
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[Doorbell again]
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Hey; Keep your shirt on.
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-Hi.
-Hi.
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Is Cate here?
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I'm Judy McKenna with the PTA
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For a minute, I thought our
mailman got a hell of a lot prettier
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Is that Judy?
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Would you like a drink?
What are you? A scotch girl?
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[Both laugh]
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Oh, Judy; I'm sorry.
I missed the meeting.
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I forgot to call, but I had
to work late again
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You know what happens when
you miss a meeting, Cate.
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They elected me an officer?
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Congratulations, recording
secretary.
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Here are your minutes
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A brandy? How about
a brandy, Judy?
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Uh, dad; She doesn't
want a drink
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Is your name Judy?
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The main thing that
we talked about..
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Was how inappropriate
the dancing has became
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so, the PTA has voted to
outlaw provocative dancing
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What would that look like, Judy?
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Oh, excuse me, dad.
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Have you seen some of
the moves that they do?
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Aw; I tell you, the kids today-
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I don't know where
they get their values
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What, gin and tonic?
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Give it up! Cause
you're like, 100
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Chardonnay for the lady?
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[Chuckles]
I think I'll be going now.
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You want me to walk
you to your car?
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Okay, sure. What a gentleman!
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I take it easy, Scarlett, I just
needed a ride to my dorm.
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Ohh.
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-Hey, Guys!
-Hey, Kerry!
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The PTA has outlawed
suggestive dancing
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So, watch it! At the dance.
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What? That's ridiculous!
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Dancing is a form of expression!
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The first amendment
protects anyone
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who wants to dance like this
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or like this
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-Ohh.!! All right, Cate, Cate, Cate!!
-Kerry, Stop!! Kerry!
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Good God!
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I used to hold that in my arms!
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Kerry; Stop it!
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Look; It's just a new
rule. Obey it.
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It's nothing to get all
worked up about.
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Easy for you to say.
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Oh; I don't care what they say!
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I am gonna dance however I want!
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I just think you're missing
the important issue here
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-What?
-Beth Doyle was mean to me.
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I mean I have real feeling
for Jeremy.
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Oh, Bridget; Get over it.
You're fickle!
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Sure, you're madly in
love with Jeremy
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But you were also madly
in love with Donny,
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when Damian came along.
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Damian? I have no idea who
you're talking about.
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[Spanish guitar plays]
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[Spanish guitar continues plays]
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Hey!
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Hey!
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So, what time do you want me
to pick you up on saturday?
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She's spoken for!
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Yes, I am spoken for
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So under no circumstances
are you ever
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to call me at this phone number
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And, if this number is busy,
this phone number,
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And, if this number is busy,
this cellphone number.
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And if you ever come to this
address on Oakdale Avenue.
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Well; You'll be stepping in
some very hot water, Mister.
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And I mean, hot.
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Okay; I admit I may...
have been drawn
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to Damian's devil-may-care
attitude
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but, Jeremy and I connect
on a way higher level.
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We have so much in common
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We talk about books.
That he's read.
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Besides, I heard
Damian moved away
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So, you have no feelings
for Damian at all?
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I am so over him
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Good!
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'Cause I heard he
just moved back.
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And finally, we have a
webmaster X-clusive
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Brian Munson and Megan Gibbs
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played a little tonsil hockey
last night
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[Creepy vomiting sound]
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Yes; The same Brian Munson
who dates
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Megan's best friend, Ashley Cook
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Megan,
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You got some 'splainin' to do!
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Signing Off.
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This is Webmaster 'X'.
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Nice; Much better.
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A Cosmo-Girl!, but I like it.
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So, who's your source?
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I got it from Bridget's diary
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Whooo!
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Wait a second
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You went into your sister's
room, stole her diary
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and broadcast it
on the Internet?
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Well, yeah.
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Dude...
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Pretty soon, you're
not gonna need me.
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What's the matter?
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Hmm... I'm worried about Chemistry
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Okay; Look, I know Damian
is back in town
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Yes; We had great
chemistry but it's so over.
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No; I meant I'm worried
about my chemistry test
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But, thanks. Now I'm worried
about your old boyfriend, instead
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[Telephone rings]
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[Telephone rings]
Kerry; Get that.
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I'm busy. Let the
machine pick up.
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[Machine beeps incoming message]
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[Spanish guitar sound]
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Hey! It's Damian
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I've been looking for you
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and dreaming about you
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Sorry I missed you
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Well, I got to go meet
up with my posse
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Call me
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[Machine beeps]
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Bridg'; Damian called
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Well; I got to go
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No, Jeremy; Wait!
It's not what it seems!
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Hot guys leave message
for me all the time
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No, seriously; I got to go meet
up with my, uh,
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posse.
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Ooh! Chess Club?
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Oh, I get it. The nerd
goes to Chess Club.
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Rocket Club?
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None of your business.
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Hey! I'm watching that.
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What's wrong with you?
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A hawk try to scoop
you up again?
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I'm looking for some new
dance moves, you know;
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To tick off the morality police.
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Really?
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Well...
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Why didn't you come to the
Master Of Dance-Aster
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All right. Don't beg.
You'll get to see a few.
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Start out with a
little 'Thriller'
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[Humming Michael Jackson's, Triller]
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That's a fun one.
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Then you go into MC.Hammer
to shake it up a bit
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[Humming]
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Stop!
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And a little missy Elliott
just to get a little nasty
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[Humming]
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Ooh!!
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C.J.!
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Ooh!!
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-C.J.!!
-Heeey!
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Hi!
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So; If anyone asks you to
dance like that...
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you say no. I mean, this is
serious. You saw 'Footloose'
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Hey; I got your back, aunt Cate.
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Thanks, C.J.; But
we got it covered.
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So, Grandpa and I are gonna
chaperone the dance
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You're chaperoning
the dance?! Why?
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Well; Because I want
to stay more involved
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And Judy could use an extra hand
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Yes. I was calling
Damian back.
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It would be rude not to.
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Everyone knows I always
return my messages
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Stop grilling me!!
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God! You still like him.
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No; I just wanted
to hear his voice!
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And the guitar
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What guitar?
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You don't hear-
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Oh, My God!
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Kerry; What is
happening to me?
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I'm so mixed up. I'm with
this fantastic guy,
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and then Damian has to
come back into my life.
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And someone stole my diary!
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Bridget; It's not your
fault you're fickle.
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I am not!
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In fact, I'm only thingking
of Jeremy, starting now
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[Guitar]
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Okay; Starting now.
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Dude; We're way down on hits
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At this rate, I'll never
get out of debt
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That's your problem
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Then I'll have to drop out of
College and move back in here
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That's my problem
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Don't panic; awkward stage
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There's got to be something
juicy in Bridget's diary
257
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to get our customers back
258
00:10:47,792 --> 00:10:49,604
Let's see
259
00:10:49,792 --> 00:10:51,970
"Today, our cousin C.J.
came to stay with us.
260
00:10:51,971 --> 00:10:55,138
He's, like, totally creepy
and smells like mold"
261
00:10:55,819 --> 00:10:58,326
Blah, blah, blah...
"I so hate her"
262
00:10:58,732 --> 00:11:01,662
Blah, blah, blah...
"I so love my hair"
263
00:11:02,616 --> 00:11:04,326
Here's something!
264
00:11:04,327 --> 00:11:07,000
"Today, Ashley heard about
Megan kissing Brian Munson
265
00:11:07,001 --> 00:11:08,763
Ashley's so upset, she's
gonna kick Megan's ass
266
00:11:08,764 --> 00:11:09,935
at the dance, tonight"
267
00:11:09,951 --> 00:11:12,981
Hee, hee, hee! Oh my God!
Bingo! That's it.
268
00:11:12,982 --> 00:11:16,686
We broadcast a live chick
fight on the Internet
269
00:11:16,906 --> 00:11:19,535
With this little 'Baby'.
270
00:11:19,544 --> 00:11:21,643
-Where'd you get that?
-In the Army.
271
00:11:21,652 --> 00:11:24,124
They let you take stuff
when you leave
272
00:11:24,539 --> 00:11:26,378
Combs, duffel bags
273
00:11:26,395 --> 00:11:28,191
Million-dollar Top-scret
spy cameras?
274
00:11:28,231 --> 00:11:30,315
Boots, trail mix, Yeah!
275
00:11:30,316 --> 00:11:32,800
All we got to do is get this,
276
00:11:32,871 --> 00:11:35,100
into the dance somehow.
277
00:11:35,249 --> 00:11:37,391
Come on, dad! We're gonna
be late for the dance
278
00:11:37,392 --> 00:11:38,869
I'm coming; I'm coming.
279
00:11:38,885 --> 00:11:39,939
Grandpa, wait!
280
00:11:39,940 --> 00:11:42,463
Got something for you.
281
00:11:42,477 --> 00:11:44,468
Well; Thank you, Rory
282
00:11:44,469 --> 00:11:47,763
Kind of sissy of you
but, thank you.
283
00:11:51,936 --> 00:11:55,469
[Chuckles]
No. Thank you, 'grampy-cam'
284
00:11:58,060 --> 00:11:59,715
[Music]
285
00:12:02,903 --> 00:12:05,556
Ugh; Look at all
these lemmings
286
00:12:05,581 --> 00:12:08,888
I can't believe these people are
actually listening to the PTA.
287
00:12:09,265 --> 00:12:11,632
There's no bumping no grinding
288
00:12:11,633 --> 00:12:13,788
And no chicken dance.
289
00:12:13,789 --> 00:12:15,390
What cowards!
290
00:12:16,125 --> 00:12:17,596
Hi, guys!
291
00:12:18,299 --> 00:12:18,999
What?
292
00:12:19,922 --> 00:12:23,212
Honey; I am sorry that your
grandfather and I are chaperones
293
00:12:23,275 --> 00:12:26,008
And I'm sorry, Kyle, that it
makes it harder for you
294
00:12:26,009 --> 00:12:27,703
to put the moves on my daugther.
295
00:12:27,711 --> 00:12:31,614
Hey! Your're just doing your
job, and I'm doing mine
296
00:12:32,068 --> 00:12:34,125
Okay, Kyle. I'm not kidding
297
00:12:37,675 --> 00:12:39,786
You know; I don't
really need this cane
298
00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:41,466
It's just a walking stick
299
00:12:41,495 --> 00:12:44,320
-Oh, it's nice. May I see it?
-Oh, sure, sure
300
00:12:50,067 --> 00:12:51,207
[Chuckles]
301
00:12:52,953 --> 00:12:55,722
So; Are you having
a good time?
302
00:12:56,199 --> 00:12:58,513
Yes. I have to admit that I am
303
00:12:58,514 --> 00:13:00,107
Hmm. Well, then say it.
304
00:13:00,436 --> 00:13:02,908
-Don't make me.
-Yes, say it right now. Come on.
305
00:13:02,909 --> 00:13:03,950
Okay;
306
00:13:04,224 --> 00:13:07,251
This dance is better than
'The Battle of Mordor'
307
00:13:08,223 --> 00:13:09,903
Wow; I must like you a lot
308
00:13:09,904 --> 00:13:12,891
I mean, I never say anything
disparaging about the rings-
309
00:13:15,749 --> 00:13:16,635
Whewp!
310
00:13:16,636 --> 00:13:18,179
I need punch.
311
00:13:19,352 --> 00:13:21,769
-Wow!
-He's so cute.
312
00:13:22,410 --> 00:13:23,880
You're so into him
313
00:13:24,162 --> 00:13:25,681
Yeah
314
00:13:25,769 --> 00:13:29,322
[Motorcycle engine revs]
[Spanish guitar plays]
315
00:13:29,554 --> 00:13:31,140
Damian!
316
00:13:31,703 --> 00:13:32,895
It's just a motorcycle
317
00:13:32,903 --> 00:13:35,621
It doesn't mean that it's
Damian's motorcycle
318
00:13:35,625 --> 00:13:37,204
Damian's outside
319
00:13:37,673 --> 00:13:39,789
Bridget; He wants to see you
320
00:13:39,797 --> 00:13:42,288
Well; If he wants to see me, why
doesn't he just come inside?
321
00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:43,811
He says tough guys don't dance
322
00:13:43,812 --> 00:13:45,002
Then why doesn't he just leave?
323
00:13:45,013 --> 00:13:46,646
He says tough guys don't leave
324
00:13:46,647 --> 00:13:47,943
Doesn't he know I
have a boyfriend?
325
00:13:47,959 --> 00:13:49,639
He says tough guys don't care
326
00:13:49,640 --> 00:13:51,320
And if you want my opinion-
327
00:13:51,321 --> 00:13:52,478
Kyle! Punch, now.
328
00:13:52,479 --> 00:13:53,879
Hey! No girl's gonna-
329
00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:55,006
Now!!
330
00:13:55,077 --> 00:13:56,639
Right.
331
00:13:56,922 --> 00:13:59,050
All right, Kerry. Cover for me.
I'll be right back, okay?
332
00:13:59,051 --> 00:14:01,878
Bridget! What are you doing?
You're just gonna leave Jeremy here?
333
00:14:01,879 --> 00:14:04,717
I've to see Damian to make
sure there's nothing there. Okay?
334
00:14:04,718 --> 00:14:05,639
I owe it to Jeremy
335
00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:07,780
It'd be unfair if I didn't go out
and see Damian right now.
336
00:14:07,781 --> 00:14:09,858
Unfair and inconsiderate.
337
00:14:09,882 --> 00:14:12,657
Wow; Jeremy's lucky, lucky guy
338
00:14:12,723 --> 00:14:15,599
Look; I hope I don't feel anything
for Damian, but I've to make sure.
339
00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:17,007
Hey, Bridget. Where you going?
340
00:14:17,008 --> 00:14:19,785
Nowhere!! God! Will everyone
just get off my back?!
341
00:14:19,786 --> 00:14:20,986
You're still here?
342
00:14:21,006 --> 00:14:23,070
Do you know who's waiting
outside? For you?
343
00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:24,932
On a motorcycle?
344
00:14:25,267 --> 00:14:26,360
Damian?
345
00:14:27,095 --> 00:14:29,298
You are, like, scary smart.
346
00:14:29,495 --> 00:14:31,019
Jeremy; I can explain all this
347
00:14:31,020 --> 00:14:32,340
No. You don't have time to explain
348
00:14:32,341 --> 00:14:33,902
Tough guys don't wait
around forever.
349
00:14:33,903 --> 00:14:36,613
-Kyle, go!
-But this is the good part!!
350
00:14:40,286 --> 00:14:41,101
Look,
351
00:14:41,109 --> 00:14:45,420
Bridget; If there's someone outside that
you need to talk to; You know; Go ahead.
352
00:14:45,803 --> 00:14:49,247
But just remember, smart guys
don't wait around forever either.
353
00:14:49,524 --> 00:14:50,481
Of course,
354
00:14:50,482 --> 00:14:53,852
smart guys will wait around
a little bit longer than tough guys
355
00:14:54,317 --> 00:14:56,613
[Motorcycle revs, departs]
356
00:14:58,551 --> 00:14:59,621
Bridget?
357
00:15:00,613 --> 00:15:01,706
Bridget?
358
00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:03,151
Yeah?
359
00:15:03,517 --> 00:15:05,079
Are you okay?
360
00:15:07,150 --> 00:15:08,400
Yes.
361
00:15:09,138 --> 00:15:10,436
Let's go dance
362
00:15:10,523 --> 00:15:11,944
Sure
363
00:15:19,322 --> 00:15:21,488
What if this chick fight
doesn't happen?
364
00:15:21,489 --> 00:15:23,482
Then you're gonna have to
explain to your classmates
365
00:15:23,483 --> 00:15:25,412
why you made them pay
to see your grandpa
366
00:15:25,413 --> 00:15:26,843
go to the bathroom 5 times.
367
00:15:27,834 --> 00:15:28,950
Oh! Here it comes!
368
00:15:28,951 --> 00:15:34,077
-Oh! Chick fight!
In 5... 4... 3... 2...1
369
00:15:34,369 --> 00:15:35,769
[Indistinct shouting]
370
00:15:35,805 --> 00:15:37,454
[Jim] Enjoy the dance, Mrs Mckenna?
371
00:15:37,455 --> 00:15:39,853
Why, yes, Jim,
Please, call me Judy
372
00:15:40,038 --> 00:15:42,314
What's he doing?!! Cm'n
Turn your body!
373
00:15:42,315 --> 00:15:43,336
You're missing it!
374
00:15:43,337 --> 00:15:44,470
Oh, my God!
375
00:15:44,487 --> 00:15:47,204
It's either Miss Mckenna
or the bathroom
376
00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:49,393
You skank!
You stole my boyfriend!
377
00:15:49,396 --> 00:15:50,689
Let go of me!
378
00:15:50,775 --> 00:15:52,237
We're missing the whole fight!
379
00:15:52,253 --> 00:15:54,194
I'm not giving the money back
380
00:15:54,195 --> 00:15:55,096
[Crowd cheering]
381
00:15:55,097 --> 00:15:56,108
Oh, my Gosh!
382
00:15:56,297 --> 00:15:58,524
Look at the way
that girl is dancing
383
00:15:58,798 --> 00:16:00,198
Oh, Lordy; That's...
384
00:16:00,925 --> 00:16:01,790
Kerry!
385
00:16:01,791 --> 00:16:03,452
[Cheers and applause]
386
00:16:04,670 --> 00:16:06,491
This could work
387
00:16:07,782 --> 00:16:09,462
Kerry Hennessy, knock it off!
388
00:16:11,740 --> 00:16:12,670
Kerry!
389
00:16:12,928 --> 00:16:14,608
Excuse me.
Kerry, Kerry, Kerry!
390
00:16:15,962 --> 00:16:16,988
Well, excuse me,
391
00:16:16,989 --> 00:16:19,957
but why is my
daughter dancing on a cellphone?
392
00:16:19,958 --> 00:16:22,991
It's an Internet feed.
It's Webmaster 'X'
393
00:16:22,992 --> 00:16:26,150
But who in God's name
is filming this?!
394
00:16:27,831 --> 00:16:30,491
Have you seen what your
daughter is doing?
395
00:16:30,508 --> 00:16:33,559
Ow! Damn carnation keep shocking me!
396
00:16:33,599 --> 00:16:34,939
[Crowd cheering]
397
00:16:34,940 --> 00:16:35,950
Rory,
398
00:16:35,951 --> 00:16:38,046
You are so dead!
399
00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:41,030
Dude, you are so deee..ad
400
00:16:44,029 --> 00:16:47,421
You mean, they can get an
itty-bitty camera in there?
401
00:16:47,492 --> 00:16:49,109
I'll be damned
402
00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:52,363
Well, I guess, if they can get
a snapshot of my colon
403
00:16:55,573 --> 00:16:58,326
So, Kerry; About this dancing
404
00:16:58,327 --> 00:17:00,451
All right, mom. I'm sorry. I'll
never dance like that again
405
00:17:00,452 --> 00:17:01,385
Oh, no, no, no
406
00:17:01,398 --> 00:17:05,242
I was gonna say I didn't realize
you were such a great dancer
407
00:17:05,281 --> 00:17:07,768
You know; I did this so that
I could be more involved
408
00:17:07,784 --> 00:17:10,583
But you do realize that
they will now never let me
409
00:17:10,584 --> 00:17:12,560
chaperone a dance again
410
00:17:12,928 --> 00:17:14,842
Thank you.
411
00:17:20,413 --> 00:17:22,615
I had a really good time tonight
412
00:17:22,632 --> 00:17:23,332
Well, actually,
413
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:26,314
it kind of seemed like you
were some place else all night
414
00:17:26,502 --> 00:17:29,722
What do you mean? Damian was outside
and I didn't go out to see him
415
00:17:29,753 --> 00:17:31,456
I stayed with you.
416
00:17:31,472 --> 00:17:33,651
Well; That's one
interpretation
417
00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:36,475
Another is that you stayed
with me because he left
418
00:17:36,693 --> 00:17:38,912
Oh, Potato, potato.
419
00:17:39,007 --> 00:17:41,915
All that matters is that
we're together, now.
420
00:17:43,072 --> 00:17:45,438
Well; Let me just ask
you one question,
421
00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:48,009
and I swear I'll never
bring it up again
422
00:17:48,408 --> 00:17:51,450
Do you still have
feelings for Damian?
423
00:17:54,403 --> 00:17:58,536
I think I just got my answer
-No! Wait! What are you doing?
424
00:17:58,599 --> 00:18:01,745
Look Bridget; You didn't get on
Damian's motorcicle tonight,
425
00:18:02,302 --> 00:18:05,670
but... another night,
another motorcycle
426
00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:07,439
You don't know
what's gonna happen
427
00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:09,530
You can't tell me how
I'm gonna feel
428
00:18:09,531 --> 00:18:12,233
I don't know a lot
about girls; Okay?
429
00:18:12,234 --> 00:18:14,358
But I did see that
look on your face
430
00:18:14,359 --> 00:18:17,259
when you found out Damian
was outside waiting for you.
431
00:18:17,406 --> 00:18:20,061
I mean, you never gave
me that look [Scoffs]
432
00:18:20,070 --> 00:18:21,221
Oh, no?
433
00:18:26,401 --> 00:18:27,774
What are you doing?
434
00:18:27,775 --> 00:18:29,712
I'm giving you that look
435
00:18:31,973 --> 00:18:33,816
Nope! That's not it.
436
00:18:34,973 --> 00:18:36,879
That's not it either.
437
00:18:37,092 --> 00:18:40,079
Listen, Bridget; Before you
can be in a real relationship
438
00:18:40,090 --> 00:18:42,535
I think you have some
stuff you need work out
439
00:18:42,546 --> 00:18:46,743
This is not how Beth Doyle
said it would end
440
00:18:51,082 --> 00:18:52,066
[Sighs]
441
00:18:55,637 --> 00:18:57,685
And stay away from Rory!!
442
00:18:57,686 --> 00:18:58,864
I'm sorry!
443
00:18:58,865 --> 00:19:01,799
But can I still bring
my laundry by tomorrow?
444
00:19:02,161 --> 00:19:05,024
I'm kidding. I'll
see you at dinner.
445
00:19:07,227 --> 00:19:08,827
Hey honey; Are you okay?
446
00:19:09,244 --> 00:19:10,993
Jeremy dumped me.
447
00:19:10,999 --> 00:19:11,699
Ooohh...
448
00:19:12,382 --> 00:19:14,118
I'm sorry
449
00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:16,908
I just can't believe this.
I'm all alone.
450
00:19:17,002 --> 00:19:18,634
I've never been all alone.
451
00:19:18,635 --> 00:19:21,625
Oh, no, honey. Unh, unh,
You're not alone
452
00:19:21,657 --> 00:19:23,203
Come here!
453
00:19:23,526 --> 00:19:27,263
[Motorcycle] -Mom; That's Damian! Get off,
get off, go, go, go!! Right now! Get in!!!
454
00:19:27,264 --> 00:19:29,915
Well, Gee! That
didn't take long!
455
00:19:36,140 --> 00:19:37,226
Hey!
456
00:19:37,518 --> 00:19:38,641
Hey!
457
00:19:39,985 --> 00:19:42,276
I thought tough guys
don't wait around forever
458
00:19:42,291 --> 00:19:44,491
We don't;
Let's go.
459
00:19:46,929 --> 00:19:49,148
What's wrong?
460
00:19:56,858 --> 00:19:59,884
I don't hear guitars anymore
461
00:19:59,900 --> 00:20:01,345
Oh, no?
462
00:20:08,836 --> 00:20:11,663
There's nothing sexy
about a hard-boiled egg
463
00:20:12,593 --> 00:20:15,436
There is if you're
deathly allergic
464
00:20:16,195 --> 00:20:18,249
Good night, Damian.
465
00:20:25,008 --> 00:20:28,031
[sound of motorcycle moving away]
466
00:20:28,133 --> 00:20:29,992
Good night, Jeremy.
467
00:20:33,355 --> 00:20:37,460
I thought, smart guys waited around
468
00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:44,253
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