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Ehh... Look what the Valentine's
day elf brought you.
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The bag says 'Car Wash' on it.
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It was on the way home;
Aunt Cate;
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Be mine.
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Car freshener!
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Well, you know C.J. Nothing says
'Be mine', like 'Your Car Stinks'
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And, Bridget.
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A genuine bobblehead doll
of Mr. Wayne Gretzky. Ha, ha, ha!
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You're welcome.
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And, what did the elf get
for 'Kerry the elf'?
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Some water... from 'Frannnce'
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Sure, they're cowards, but
they do make the best water.
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And, Rory, I'm sorry; There's
nothing in the elf bag for you.
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Except,
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a postcard of two
gorillas drinking beer.
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It doesn't sound like much,
but it made me laugh.
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Two gorillas drinking
beer, made you-Ha, ha, ha..!!
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And for my favorite 'Gampy'
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Sea monkeys?
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They say pets make
old people live longer.
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For every action and
opposite reaction.
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When you sit in your chair-
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-Anyway, I really like the
high-rise thong..
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..but all the seem to make
are the low-riding kind.
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- That is so true.
- I just hate that.
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You know; I appreciate
your underwear dilemma..
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..but I'm trying to listen to
the teacher.
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I'm trying to tisten, too.
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Anyway, the low-riding thong drive
me nuts. I can't stand the way-
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- Excuse me!
- I'm talking -Nonstop.
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Jeremy!, Bridget; Is there a problem?
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- No. -I'm fine.
- Science geek. -Moron.
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Okay!; Jeremy and Bridget,
are going to be lab partners.
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And Kelly and Jenna,
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and Scott and Sharon.
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Great, Yay!
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You know what? Now we
have to work together.
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Just keep your mouth shut
and we'll both get A's.
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You know what? Keep your mouth
shut and we'll both get D's.
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You know what I mean.
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- Did you say, you're getting an "A" in this class?
- Yep!
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How 'bout English? Getting
an "A" in that, too?
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What about English?
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No; I asked: Are you getting an 'A'?
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No. It's: "What about english?"
Not: "How about english?"
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I mean, maybe if you
spoke english-
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And maybe if you spoke..
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..Regular.
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Okay; Here's the thing.
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See, my grades are just
a wee bit lower..
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- ..than they need to be for me to get into College -Shocker!
- Yeahh.
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My mom's totally freaking out
about me going to College,
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as if my entire future rides on it!
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But, look at me. You know,
I'm gona marry well.
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- And often.
- That is so sweet!
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So, you know, what I was
thinking is maybe
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you could be my lab partner in
'English' and in 'Science'.
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Don't you mean your 'Tutor'?
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Tutor, lab partner...
What's the difference?
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About 10 bucks an hour.
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Ahh.. Come on! You get to be with me.
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$15
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This is just gonna be the most
romantic Valentine's day, ever!
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Why's that?
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Dylan's gonna pick me up in his
convertible and 'shooower' me with gifts.
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I just love Valentine's day!
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- It's totally stupid!
- Huuuh?
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It's a made-up corporate holiday.
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There's so much pressure
to do something big,
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but everyone just winds up
doing something mechanical
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and rote and with no feeling at all.
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Yeah! And those little
hearts taste like chalk.
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I remember in High School,
I needed a duffel bag..
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..to carry all the cards I got.
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Ah, you don't believe me?
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Sure, I may not be much now,
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as a result of some hard and,
yes, questionable living.
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But back, in High School, I was buff,
young, and 'tan', good-looking.
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Yeah! I was: 'The man'.
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Oh, yeah? Show us a picture.
Let's see your yearbook.
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'The man' was sick on picture day.
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- Grandpa; What are you doing for Valentine's day?
- Nothing.
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Nothing?
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No. That's one of the great things
about having your wife leave you.
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You don't have to do a single thing
on Valentine's day; Nothing; Nada; Zippo.
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Well, if you were getting 'Gram' something-
Ohh please; You can't win that one.
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Every year you got to top what
you gave the year before.
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You give 'em flowers,
you got to give 'em more flowers.
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And not he ones from the yard, no, no..
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You got to pay those jacked-up
store prices
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for the same damn flowers,
except they have cellophane.
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And don't get me
started on candy.
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- Don't worry; I got the point.
- You get 'em a big box of chocolates..
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..and it's like, "Hey! What'd
you get me that for?
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It's so fattening".
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You get 'em a little bitty
box and it's like.
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"Oh! So you think I'm fat."
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Now, jewelry is the worst. You can-
Gramps! I got to go.
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No, Dylan; You shut up!
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No, you shut up!
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No, you shut up!
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Okay! You shut up!
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Okay; Bye.
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My new boyfriend; He so, gets me!
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Mm-Hmm.
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All right.
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So; What is Euripides trying to say
about war and the trojan women?
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Why am I getting the impression
that you didn't even read the play?
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Well, I kind of got as far as the
trojan and started to giggle.
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All right, Bridget.
You have to listen, okay?
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Now, Helen is the face that
launched a thousand ships.
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Let me put it in your words;
Um, she was, like, totally hot!
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Ohhh..
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So, that's why men
went to war for her.
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That actually brings up
an interesting point.
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Do you think the war
started over a woman? Or,
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do you think the greeks were trying
to get control over a waterway?
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Can I use a lifeline?
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Mom.
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What's the best gift dad
ever got you for Valentine's day?
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Well, your dad and I
had this tradition.
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He would get me my favorite
bottle of champagne.
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An amazing box of chocolate
truffles, and one red rose.
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Just one? Dad was cheap?
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No.
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Well...
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No.
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It's just that we decided,
a long time ago..
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..that a small taste of
the best of something..
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..was better than a huge amount
of something just so-so.
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- That's really romantic.
- Yeah.
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And, cheap!
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Jeremy, please, don't go!
I need to study!
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Bridget, I have my own
studying to do.
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I'm not gonna waste my time with..
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..someone who use her cellphone like..
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..it's providing oxygen.
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What?!!
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Bridget; You know you're not
supposed to have a guy in your room.
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I am trying to get into College.
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Did he say he could
get you into College?
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So, what are you and Kyle
doing for Valentine's day?
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Oh, we're going to the
movies; It's no big deal.
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You know, Kerry; This is your
first Valentine's day..
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..with a boyfriend instead
of a stuffed animal.
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You might want to
lighten up and enjoy it.
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It's totally stupid;
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It's a day that exists
to point out..
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..who has somebody
and who doesn't.
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And it makes the people
who don't feel awful.
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Oh, Kerry; It's Okay. You're
not one of them anymore.
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That is the past, and this
year you'll be getting..
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..a Vanlentine's card, that
you didn't mail to yourself.
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I never mailed-
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And Kyle is going to
wine and dine you and..
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..shower you with presents and..
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..and the end of the night, you
are gonna feel like a princess.
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Well; I guess feeling like a princess
just once wouldn't totally suck.
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It's Dylan! Probably
wants to know what..
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..to get me for Valentine's.
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Hi Dylan! I like dark chocolate,
anything gummy, and-
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What?
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What?
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Hugh!! Okay! Whatever.
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Bye!
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I cant't believe this!
He just had to cancel.
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- Why?
- Something about appendicitis.
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Appendicitis?
That's awful.
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Yeah! And on Valentine's day!
Why does everything happen to me?!!
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Kerry, I live for Valentine's day
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I mean, it's a day set aside
for beautiful girls.
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So, you don't think that
unattractive people fall in love?
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Oh, Kerry; That's not love.
That's company.
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Hi grandpa!
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Did you name your sea monkeys yet?
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C.J. Would you come
over here for a minute?
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I want to talk to you.
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Where's the cane?
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Throw it over there.
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You know, C.J.
It really hurts my feelings..
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..when you make jokes
about me being old.
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Really?
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Grandpa; I feel terrible.
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I think I need to drink
something to feel better.
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Or... or you could do me
a little favor.
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Sure; What do you need?
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Well; I want you to
buy me some drugs.
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Is this a sting?
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No, no. It's medication
for my hip.
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Oh; Cool; Right; Okay.
Why don't you get a pen..
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..and if you could write it down on a..
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..piece of paper.
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'Acetylsalicylic acid'?
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- All right; I'm on it.
- Hey, thank you, son.
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Ah..a..the thing of it is...
it's on back order right now.
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- And the only place you can get it is Canada.
- What?!!
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Dude; I'm not going to Canada
for you on Valentine's day.
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I'll never make it back
in time for last call,
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and that's when I
get good-looking.
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All right, old yeller. I'll go.
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- I'll be back as soon as I can.
- Thank you son.
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What a tool!
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- Hey, honey.
- Hey, mom.
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Oh!
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Oh, my God; I can't
believe you did this.
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-Well I-
-Rory; This is the sweetest thing..
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..anyone has ever done for me.
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Honey; Thank you so much.
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Thank you, really, from
the bottom of my heart.
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Oh, Rory!
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Happy Valentine's day, mom!
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- Hey, 'Ror'!
- Hey, Missy!
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Happy Valentine's day.
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Wow... this is so cool!
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I have to tell you, Kerry, this is
the best Valentine's day ever.
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That is so sweet.
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So, do you want to
exchange gifts now..
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..or, do you want to wait for later?
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Ha!! Good one!
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Thanks.
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You know, and to think, last year
I bought your sister all that stuff.
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I mean, I'm saving, like,
so much money.
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So, what movie do you want to see?
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There's that lovey-dovey
Sandra Bullock movie.
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Yeah! I would have definitely got
stuck seeing that one last year.
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But not this year.
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I love going out with you.
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Yeah; I love going out
with you, too.
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"Night Of The Gory Dead Corpses."
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One, please.
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You know; Al first, I thought
the play was really romantic,
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but then, the end is so sad.
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It's like Euripides is
saying war is bad.
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Wow!
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You actually understand the play.
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You know, you're not
as dumb as you look.
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Thank you.
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And you're not as dull as you look.
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Well; Look, at, you...
A grammatically correct insult.
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- Shut up!
- You shut up!
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00:12:34,414 --> 00:12:37,324
No! You shut up!
No! You shut up!
242
00:12:37,371 --> 00:12:39,666
Hello, Bridget!; Jeremy.
243
00:12:39,901 --> 00:12:41,713
Hey, Jenna.
244
00:12:41,716 --> 00:12:45,812
Well, I'm gonna go find our waitress
see what's happening with our shakes.
245
00:12:47,030 --> 00:12:48,311
Wow.
246
00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:51,670
- Don't you two make a cute couple.
- Me and Jeremy?
247
00:12:51,673 --> 00:12:53,483
No, no. You don't think
ww're together, together.
248
00:12:53,486 --> 00:12:57,122
- He's my tutor.
- Oh, really? What's he tutoring you in...?
249
00:12:57,139 --> 00:12:58,740
..Looove?
250
00:12:58,937 --> 00:13:01,560
We were studying at my house and
wanted to get something to eat.
251
00:13:01,563 --> 00:13:03,988
I'm totally going out with Dylan,
who's got appendicitis.
252
00:13:04,012 --> 00:13:05,144
Yeah; Right, 'Bridg'
253
00:13:05,154 --> 00:13:07,852
He was gonna take my out anyway,
but I was like, "Dylan, you can't drive.."
254
00:13:07,872 --> 00:13:10,955
..with your guts hanging out"?
Call, the hospital; He's there.
255
00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:15,249
I'm just teasing. I promise I won't tell
anyone you're here. Okay? - Okay.
256
00:13:16,640 --> 00:13:19,015
Happy Valentine's Day!
257
00:13:20,946 --> 00:13:21,977
Well...
258
00:13:21,980 --> 00:13:25,329
Our shakes are coming. Something
about the machine being broken.
259
00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:29,383
That two-face liar!
260
00:13:29,386 --> 00:13:33,352
No, I think she was telling the truth.
The manager's back there working on it.
261
00:13:33,355 --> 00:13:35,074
So; Where were we?
262
00:13:35,090 --> 00:13:38,212
Oh; That's right. You were pretending
never to have noticed me.
263
00:13:38,236 --> 00:13:39,271
What?!
264
00:13:39,274 --> 00:13:41,853
Can we just stick to the stuff
that's gonna be on the test?!!
265
00:13:41,856 --> 00:13:43,806
Why? You know the material
backwards and forwards.
266
00:13:43,822 --> 00:13:45,768
You can go back to telling me
to shut up and stuff.
267
00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:47,522
- Okay; Shut up.
- No; You shut up!
268
00:13:47,550 --> 00:13:49,925
Do you have to talk so loud?
269
00:13:50,002 --> 00:13:52,103
What's the big deal?
270
00:13:58,659 --> 00:14:00,330
Oh; I get it.
271
00:14:00,961 --> 00:14:02,570
You do?
272
00:14:02,656 --> 00:14:03,977
Yeah;
273
00:14:04,001 --> 00:14:06,368
Yeah; It's pretty clear.
274
00:14:06,399 --> 00:14:08,852
Well; I got to go.
275
00:14:08,855 --> 00:14:13,091
My girlfriend's waiting, and
marching-band practice just got out.
276
00:14:13,094 --> 00:14:17,539
I got to go meet her. We're
gonna go shopping for xylophones.
277
00:14:19,601 --> 00:14:20,785
Thank you.
278
00:14:21,035 --> 00:14:22,135
Yeah.
279
00:14:22,137 --> 00:14:24,972
So, if you just want to pay me,
I'll get out of here.
280
00:14:27,381 --> 00:14:28,674
Double.
281
00:14:28,677 --> 00:14:30,254
It's a holiday.
282
00:14:39,553 --> 00:14:41,943
Here; These are for you.
283
00:14:41,967 --> 00:14:45,006
Oh, Rory; This is so sweet.
284
00:14:45,061 --> 00:14:48,137
Aren't these the silk flowers
from the bathroom?
285
00:14:48,823 --> 00:14:50,908
Ah... eh...
286
00:14:50,911 --> 00:14:53,379
Women.
287
00:14:54,942 --> 00:14:56,199
Rory!
288
00:14:56,590 --> 00:14:59,285
- Wait here one sec.
- Okay.
289
00:14:59,605 --> 00:15:04,036
Oh, honey; About these gifts,
you know, the cider and chololate.
290
00:15:04,044 --> 00:15:06,130
I realized, I made a mistake.
291
00:15:06,133 --> 00:15:08,065
Make sure the get to
their rightful owner.
292
00:15:08,068 --> 00:15:10,802
No, mom. They're for you.
You keep them.
293
00:15:10,834 --> 00:15:14,664
Um, honey; Those silk flowers
from the bathroom,
294
00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:17,726
they are really expensive.
295
00:15:18,698 --> 00:15:21,000
Get 'em back!
296
00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:28,201
Here; Happy Valentine's day.
297
00:15:28,204 --> 00:15:31,212
Oh, Rory; This is so romantic!
298
00:15:31,215 --> 00:15:32,668
Thank you.
299
00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:35,159
- Should I get us two glasses?
- Okay.
300
00:15:36,157 --> 00:15:38,681
Hey!! This is used chocolate.
301
00:15:39,673 --> 00:15:40,704
What?
302
00:15:40,728 --> 00:15:43,691
Yeah! Someone ate,
like half the box.
303
00:15:43,727 --> 00:15:45,570
(sorry)
304
00:15:50,135 --> 00:15:52,080
Isn't a small amount of
something really good
305
00:15:52,083 --> 00:15:55,949
better than a whole lot of
something that's only so-so?
306
00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:59,464
Sounds like a fancy
way of saying 'cheap'
307
00:16:00,169 --> 00:16:03,316
But I... let me...
I'll just see just see you monday.
308
00:16:06,708 --> 00:16:09,395
I told ya'
309
00:16:14,356 --> 00:16:17,308
Look at the bouquet that girl has.
310
00:16:17,316 --> 00:16:19,372
It's so gigantic, she can barely walk.
311
00:16:19,488 --> 00:16:23,189
Yeah; Fool; Probably spent
like 50 bucks on that.
312
00:16:23,192 --> 00:16:25,683
Well, I dont necessarily
think he's a fool.
313
00:16:25,691 --> 00:16:27,313
'Dumb Corporate Holiday'
314
00:16:27,316 --> 00:16:30,256
Flower for the pretty lady?
Nooo... Thank you.
315
00:16:30,756 --> 00:16:32,161
God, Kyle!
316
00:16:32,764 --> 00:16:34,217
What's wrong?
317
00:16:34,338 --> 00:16:35,870
- What's wrong?
318
00:16:35,873 --> 00:16:37,660
It's Valentine's day!
319
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:40,245
Everywhere you look, people
are being showered with gifts
320
00:16:40,248 --> 00:16:42,596
and having the best, most
romantic night of their lives,
321
00:16:42,599 --> 00:16:45,182
and you make me buy my
own ticket to a movie
322
00:16:45,206 --> 00:16:47,984
where people in the audience
are literally vomiting.
323
00:16:49,073 --> 00:16:51,448
You said, you hated
Valentine's day.
324
00:16:51,464 --> 00:16:53,604
I know. I do!
325
00:16:54,074 --> 00:16:57,873
Then, stupid Bridget got
me all excited about it.
326
00:16:58,475 --> 00:17:00,060
Never mind; Just take me home.
327
00:17:00,076 --> 00:17:02,110
What?! No, no.
328
00:17:02,113 --> 00:17:06,110
Look; Okay. I wasn't gonna give
you this until after midnight
329
00:17:06,113 --> 00:17:08,907
because then it wouldn't be
Valentine's day anymore
330
00:17:08,910 --> 00:17:12,207
but your own 'special' day.
331
00:17:13,035 --> 00:17:15,465
Well; You look so sad, so...
332
00:17:15,481 --> 00:17:16,481
Here.
333
00:17:16,837 --> 00:17:18,465
What is it?
334
00:17:18,590 --> 00:17:20,719
Open it.
335
00:17:30,430 --> 00:17:32,500
Oh, my God!
336
00:17:33,691 --> 00:17:36,941
These are all of our e-mails.
337
00:17:37,722 --> 00:17:41,187
- You made our e-mails into a book?
- Yeah.
338
00:17:42,679 --> 00:17:43,791
This is...
339
00:17:43,944 --> 00:17:46,604
so incredibly romantic.
340
00:17:47,307 --> 00:17:50,687
And I am such a good writer!
341
00:17:52,289 --> 00:17:55,809
Mom; It was so close. I mean, my
reputation could have been ruined.
342
00:17:55,812 --> 00:17:58,556
What was I thinking, going out
with Jeremy on Valentine's day?
343
00:17:58,572 --> 00:18:01,107
-Mmm, maybe you just assumed-
-When he said he had to meet
344
00:18:01,110 --> 00:18:02,919
- his girlfriend, I think they believed him.
- Oh.
345
00:18:02,922 --> 00:18:05,432
That was really nice of him
to make that up for you.
346
00:18:05,435 --> 00:18:07,176
Yeah! I think he made it up. I mean..
347
00:18:07,179 --> 00:18:09,625
The guy can't actually have
a girlfriend. Right?
348
00:18:09,628 --> 00:18:11,461
- I mean, can he?
- Hum..
349
00:18:11,464 --> 00:18:14,628
A smart, cute, thoughtful
guy with a bright future
350
00:18:14,631 --> 00:18:17,185
getting a date in High School? Pshh..
351
00:18:17,188 --> 00:18:19,032
I doubt it.
352
00:18:19,040 --> 00:18:21,589
I think I'm gonna call him and
thank him for what he did.
353
00:18:21,592 --> 00:18:22,862
You're gonna call him?
354
00:18:22,878 --> 00:18:26,610
Well; It was nice! Don't you think
it was nice? He taught me so much!
355
00:18:26,613 --> 00:18:28,706
Hum..Sounds to me like you like him.
356
00:18:28,716 --> 00:18:30,606
Like, like him, like him?
357
00:18:31,325 --> 00:18:33,426
No; No way. Pff.. No.
358
00:18:33,708 --> 00:18:35,338
Hum..hum.. Whatever you say.
359
00:18:35,349 --> 00:18:37,621
No... No way!!
360
00:18:39,048 --> 00:18:40,825
Well; Have you called Dylan yet?
361
00:18:40,827 --> 00:18:44,073
Why would I call him? He
ruined my Valentine's day.
362
00:18:44,076 --> 00:18:47,510
Well, honey; He's laid up in the
hospital with appendicitis.
363
00:18:47,513 --> 00:18:50,255
He ain't doing so good right now.
364
00:18:50,642 --> 00:18:51,642
"Well."
365
00:18:52,185 --> 00:18:53,214
What?
366
00:18:53,217 --> 00:18:55,965
"He ain't doing so well."
367
00:18:59,182 --> 00:19:00,213
Hugh.
368
00:19:00,215 --> 00:19:02,207
- Good night, mom.
- Good night, honey.
369
00:19:03,785 --> 00:19:05,802
That was very nice-
370
00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:08,113
It was real nice what you did tonight.
371
00:19:08,130 --> 00:19:10,829
It was real nice what you did.
Really nice?
372
00:19:10,973 --> 00:19:14,314
Supernice; That was
supernice; What you did.
373
00:19:23,053 --> 00:19:24,303
Hello?
374
00:19:25,405 --> 00:19:26,696
Hello?
375
00:19:27,931 --> 00:19:30,315
Hello..o..o..o..!
376
00:19:32,971 --> 00:19:34,804
Ohh... n-!
377
00:19:36,729 --> 00:19:39,375
- Grandpa; Don't answer that.
- Okay.
378
00:19:41,502 --> 00:19:42,728
Hello?!
379
00:19:43,009 --> 00:19:44,743
Hey! It's C.J.
380
00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:47,235
"Acetylsalicylic acid"?
381
00:19:47,275 --> 00:19:50,829
You sent me all the way
to Canada for 'Aspirin'?
382
00:19:58,053 --> 00:20:00,889
C.J.; The pain in my
hip, is still here.
383
00:20:01,007 --> 00:20:04,803
But, now, the 'pain in my ass'
is in Canada!!
384
00:20:05,113 --> 00:20:10,159
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