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Mom, can you, please take me
driving? Please, please, please
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No, honey; I'm making dinner
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But you promised!
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I lied; Welcome to life
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Look, Kerry, could you just let..
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..your driving obsession
go for two minutes?
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Your cousin C.J. will
be here any minute
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Ew!
[Rory] PBHT!!
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All right; Excuse me
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If there's anything we
have learned this year..
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..it's the importance
of 'Family' [mumbling]
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And C.J. is family
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Eww..
PBHT!!
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Stop it!
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Why should we care
about seeing him?
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When we were kids, he
was a big, huge bully
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He stole all my army men
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And he took my Debbie doll..
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..to 'entertain' Rory's army
men while they were on leave
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Then he blew them
all up with M-80s
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The boy's a bad egg, Cate
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Well, what's your problem
with him? Dad
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I loaned him money for
his college education
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Huh, I didn't know
C.J. went to College
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He didn't
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[Horn honking]
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All right; That's him
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Now, attitude
adjustment, everybody
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C.J. is my sister's son
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So that's why we
have to like him
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No; That's why we have
to feel sorry for him
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I know he wasn't the best
kid, but people change
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[Doorbell rings]
And he's been in the Army
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I'm sure he's grown up a lot
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Ahh.. Aunt Cate!
C.J.!
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Whoo!
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All right
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This is it? This is
as big as we get?
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Hey, everybody.
It's good to see ya!
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Yeah, it's great to see you, too.
Can you take me driving?
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Kerry.
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Is that my 'gampa'? Uhh. Uh
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Is that 'pap-pap'?
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'Ga-Ga', It's me!
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Please, don't get up!
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How's that College
degree coming?
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That's a funny story;
I didn't go
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But I am paying you back,
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in fact, here's a little
downpayment
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It's not dope money, Is it?
I don't take dope money
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Dad. C.J. just make
yourself at home
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I'm gonna go check on dinner
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Don't worry, grandpa
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I've done quite well since
I left the service
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Joined the carnival;
Ran the 'Tilt-A-Whirl'
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The "tilt a whirl"?
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It tilts, it whirls
It does it all
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Strap in!! Watch 'em heave!!
Here we go, people! Let's party!!
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Why the stink eye?
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You blew up our toys
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War is hell, tiny butch up
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$1.000..
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..or a big screen Tv, or
'A Las Vegas' getaway..
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..if you attend one
time-share seminar
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Yeah, I guess you got to
check out that time-share
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and buy a condo
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by tomorrow
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All right, everybody;
Let's sit down for dinner
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I think I'll pass
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Bridget, Wow!
[chuckles] Eh..eh
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You are really, really-
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-related to you!
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Right. Got any
friends who aren't?
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Can you take me driving?
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Nice try, Raggedy Ann;
No, thanks
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So, C.J. you're really here
'cause of our dad?
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Oh, yeah; I love uncle Paul
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He was the one who drove me
to the 'Recruitment Center'
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He said: "Join the Army. It'll make a
man out of you"; It worked for me
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-Um, dad was never in the 'Service'
-Yeah
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Wait, what?
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Aunt Cate
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Do you mind if I say grace?
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Well... my kids don't
usually do that,
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but, yeah, that'd
be a nice change
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It's nice when people
change, isn't it?
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Everyone?
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Dear Lord,
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Thank you for the food
we are about to receive
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and thank you, for-[cellphone rings]
I gotta take this
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What's up?! You did not!!
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Oh, my God!
[Door closes]
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Amen.
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Well, it looks like C.J. left
without kissing me goodbye
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Oh, come on, Cate, I'm
crying on the inside
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Well, in a second, you'll
be crying on the outside
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He spent the night in his van
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Okay, everyone, I need your help
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It is candid picture
week at school
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What's that?
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It's when the yearbook
staff take your picture
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when you least expect it.
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They give me advance
notice every year
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Um, Kerry, you might want to
run a brush through that
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So, I need help choosing
my candid poses
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Maybe tomorrow, we can
narrow down colleges
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Mom, let's be serious for
like, 2 seconds, okay?
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All right; So here is me
chatting with friends
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Here is me studying
for a test for finals
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And, her's me, just being me
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And now, do you looking mindless
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What?
Oh, you nailed it!
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Oh, it's cold out there!
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You mind if I plug this in and
borrow some electricity..
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..for a little space heater?
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No, help yourself
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Can I borrow a little
space heater?
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Well, didn't you come in
the house last night?
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Somebody locked the dead bolt
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Yeah, I know. [Laughs]
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You know, why don't you guys
catch up while I make breakfast?
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Well, C.J.
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When are you gonna be leaving?
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Dad, -
No, no; What I meant was, ah..
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How long is it gonna be, before
you're not here anymore
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Well, you left in a hurry last night
What was the big emergency?
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I happened to score
the last two tickets
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for the Aerosmith Concert,
this weekend
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You walked out on Cate's dinner
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to get a couple of tickets
to a rock'n'roll show?
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I know you're excited, 'potsie',
but I only got two tickets.
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Mom, I'm not feeling well
I'm not gonna go to school
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Oh, honey. You all right?
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You know, there's a stomach
thing going around
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Yeah. Oh! My stomach.
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I'll just have my
eggs in my room
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Where's the tabasco?
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All right; What's going on?
- Nothing I can talk to you about
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Rory!
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Ah...
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He's got that look again
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He needs a guy to talk to
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Eh, I'll go
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He needs a guy to talk to today
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Did you see that?
Did you see that?!
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I know, dad
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[Knock on door]
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Hi Hey
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I like what you've
done with the place
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Let me guess. Girly mags
behind the headboard? -No!
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Yes.
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Listen, I know it's been a while
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since the whole army men-
[imitates explosion]
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But if you ever want to talk-
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Okay, see, there's this girl, Missy
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who's got these eyes that
make me forget how to walk
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and, when I'm around-
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Easy, Mary; Let's skip
the walks on the beach
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[sighs] Keep it surfacey
Ok, she's hot. I get it. Continue
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Yeah, she's got the
prettiest eyes-Eh!, steady
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[sighs] After we got
done studying last night
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we were saying goodbye
on her front porch
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and I think she might have
wanted me to kiss her
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And I choked. I suck.
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You every try to kiss a girl
and she whips her head back?
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That is the worst. It's
happened to me 5.000 times
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They would rathercrack their head
against he cement wall behind them
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than have your gross lips touch-
Okay!
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Mary; My story?
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See, I've kissed girls before
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I've just... never kissed
a girl that way
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You know; With the, uh..
- Dude!
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Don't... dont do that
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There's this dance coming up
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I figure at some point,
I might have to, you know-
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Well, Dude, what did I just say?!
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Keep the tongue in
or I walk; All right?
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It, it's just... I don't
want to do it wrong
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It's a lot of pressure
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C.J., You've gone out
with a lot of girls, right
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Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah, lots
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Carny groupies...
Carny groupies wanabies
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You know, kissing's
like anything else
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If you wanto to get good
you got to practice
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Lots and lots of practice
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You're pretty smart, C.J.
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Well, you know, they don't
let just anyone in the Army
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Really? I heard they did
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[Bridget gasps] Nooo..!!
- What?!
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Jeez, Bridget, what is it?
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You finally realized it's
all downhill from here?
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Oh, my God! I knew it!
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There's a huge volcanic growth
brewing at the end for my nose..
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..just 7 hours before my
candid picture day begins!
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Why don't you just cover it?
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With a ski mask
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Okay, you know
-I need medicine
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We have to go to The Drug Store
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Sometimes you can outsmart
them with a pre-emptive strike
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Well; What do you need me for?
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'Cause it's dark, and I'm scared
and I need you to buy it
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'cause I can't be seen getting
zit medicine. So, let's go! C'nm!!
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No. -Please!
- No! -Please
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Ok; I'll go with you
on one condition..
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I get to drive
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Um, no. No, no. You only have
your learner's permit
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It's too risky; No.
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So is being photographed looking
like a dalmatian. -Ohh!!
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I told you; You hit a pole.
I looked! I swear I didn't see anything!
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'Cause it was dark! I can't believe
I let you drive. Mom is gonna kill us!
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Ladies.
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-Hey
-Hello
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You know, your mom will
never notice that dent..
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..if you stand that way forever
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Whoa! No you didn't
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Mmm...
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Paint scraped, different
color, nervous teens
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Obviously, you did this
sneaking out last night
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[gasps] Bridget, he doesn't
know what he's talking about
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You drove! You let her!
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Prove it!
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Seat's way up, Mirror's way
down been there
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Ohh, I'm so impressed, Mr Carny-man
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What are you gonna do
next, guess my weight?
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101 [gasps]
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Motive, Why?, why?, why?
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What could it be?
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Ahh..
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Hello, my little red friend
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Wow,
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Okay. It's night. Teenage
girl finds a zit
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and a doozy, at that
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Mom won't let you out this late
So it's midnight run time..
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..for a little Benzoyl peroxide
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Kerry, you get to drive but
you have to buy the cream
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'cause Pamela here can't be
seen buying that kind of goop
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Should I keep going, or
have you heard enough?
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00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,060
Where' you learn to do that?
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In the army. Studying
aerial photos
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In a split second, I had to decide:
Weapon of mass destruction..
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..or just a dude
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[Cate sighs] Hi!
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What's everydody doing out here?
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[Gasps] Wha-?
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Oh, no!
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What happened?
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Ahh! I don't need this!
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Mom
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We, uh-
250
00:10:46,760 --> 00:10:47,760
I dit it
251
00:10:48,479 --> 00:10:50,182
[Both] He did it!
252
00:10:50,377 --> 00:10:51,375
You?
253
00:10:51,385 --> 00:10:55,588
Yeah; Sorry, it was late last night.
There was an emergency
254
00:10:55,674 --> 00:10:58,635
I didn't have time to umplug my
wan, so I borrowed your car
255
00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,969
I found it! That way
in the parking lot
256
00:11:00,979 --> 00:11:04,671
And they call it a 'Gentleman's Club'.
[disappointed] -C.J.
257
00:11:08,004 --> 00:11:11,625
Thank you, Thank you, Thank you,
Oh, why did you do that?
258
00:11:11,636 --> 00:11:13,683
Come on; You're family
259
00:11:13,738 --> 00:11:16,678
Blood is thicker than-
Oh, my God! It's caring me!
260
00:11:20,543 --> 00:11:21,871
Mom?
261
00:11:22,723 --> 00:11:26,714
I need you to sign this;
I'm kind of in trouble
262
00:11:27,066 --> 00:11:28,667
What is it?
263
00:11:32,345 --> 00:11:36,923
"Improper displays of affection
in the halls, without a pass"
264
00:11:37,900 --> 00:11:40,767
What, did you kiss Missy
in the hallway?
265
00:11:40,869 --> 00:11:43,702
It wasn't Missy.
It was Robin Rendell
266
00:11:43,717 --> 00:11:47,272
She's always kind of had a crush
on me plus I need the practice
267
00:11:47,905 --> 00:11:50,123
You needed practice kissing?
268
00:11:50,134 --> 00:11:53,314
You are a 14 y.o. boy. You're
not supoosed to be good.
269
00:11:53,873 --> 00:11:56,600
C.J. told me I should practice
kissing lots of other girls..
270
00:11:56,611 --> 00:11:59,851
..so I'd be good when I, finally,
get my hands on Missy
271
00:11:59,866 --> 00:12:03,514
Get your hands on-on-
C.J. told you this?
272
00:12:03,569 --> 00:12:04,569
Yeah
273
00:12:05,077 --> 00:12:07,387
Well; Did he also tell you that..
274
00:12:07,398 --> 00:12:09,903
..you'd be having a month
of saturday detentions?
275
00:12:09,926 --> 00:12:11,727
What? Mmmm
276
00:12:11,738 --> 00:12:14,488
Rory, give me a minute
[Jim] I love that C.J.
277
00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:18,493
I'm gonna shout it
from the rooftops
278
00:12:18,908 --> 00:12:22,923
Now, look, dad; We haven't
heard C.J.'s side of the story
279
00:12:22,947 --> 00:12:26,608
And, when we do, then we can
wring his scrawny little neck
280
00:12:26,619 --> 00:12:29,546
You know, it's one thing to give
someone, the benefit of the doubt
281
00:12:29,556 --> 00:12:32,496
But, I cannot stand when a
member of my own family..
282
00:12:32,507 --> 00:12:35,966
..is lying straight to my face
-[Bridget wimpering]
283
00:12:37,107 --> 00:12:40,638
She was just practicing her scared
pose. Good one, Brig'!
284
00:12:41,670 --> 00:12:44,337
[Bridget breathing heavily]
[Kerry] What's wrong with you?!
285
00:12:44,348 --> 00:12:46,262
Kerry, she knows!
She knows everything!
286
00:12:46,273 --> 00:12:49,795
I can't take this anymore!
I've to confess right now!!
287
00:12:49,806 --> 00:12:52,264
Stop it! You're being histerical!
I can't -ohh
288
00:12:52,275 --> 00:12:53,275
Uh!
289
00:12:54,056 --> 00:12:55,056
Ow! Quit it!
290
00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:58,473
[arguing] Auhh!
Okay, calm down, Bridget!
291
00:12:59,119 --> 00:13:00,260
Bridget!!
292
00:13:00,271 --> 00:13:01,307
You're being paranoid!
293
00:13:01,318 --> 00:13:03,182
No, I'm not; Didn't you
hear her? She said: ..
294
00:13:03,193 --> 00:13:05,525
.."I can't stand a family
member lying to my face"!
295
00:13:05,536 --> 00:13:07,432
Look; If mom knew we
took out the car
296
00:13:07,448 --> 00:13:09,447
Why wouldn't she just come
out and say something?
297
00:13:09,469 --> 00:13:11,723
Because she is toying with us
298
00:13:11,942 --> 00:13:13,938
She wants us to come clean
299
00:13:13,949 --> 00:13:15,823
but all we keep doing is lying
300
00:13:15,833 --> 00:13:17,614
and... Aow!!
301
00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:22,926
[Music playing in the van]
302
00:13:24,396 --> 00:13:26,513
[C.J.] Hey, hey, come on in, man
303
00:13:27,933 --> 00:13:30,260
Grab a seat in the bed
[water bed sound]
304
00:13:30,271 --> 00:13:31,862
Hey! Oh!
- Woww..
305
00:13:31,873 --> 00:13:34,060
I ought to mess you up, man
306
00:13:34,092 --> 00:13:36,568
It's really hard to be taken
seriously on this stupid bed
307
00:13:36,592 --> 00:13:38,146
Yeah; Tell me about it
308
00:13:38,157 --> 00:13:39,357
This isn't funny
309
00:13:39,397 --> 00:13:42,337
I took your stupid advice
and kissed Robin Rendell
310
00:13:42,358 --> 00:13:44,060
Oh, yeah? How'd it go?
311
00:13:44,272 --> 00:13:45,966
She said I opened
my mouth too wide
312
00:13:45,983 --> 00:13:47,607
Uhh .. Ha .. Ha, rookie mistake
313
00:13:47,631 --> 00:13:49,998
She said it was like sticking
her face in a bucket
314
00:13:50,014 --> 00:13:52,327
If I had a nickel-
The point is..!!
315
00:13:52,338 --> 00:13:54,400
..then, Missy found out
I kissed someone else
316
00:13:54,411 --> 00:13:56,299
and told me I could
forget about the dance
317
00:13:56,309 --> 00:13:59,317
she said she wouldn't kiss me
if I were the last guy on Earth
318
00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:02,840
Rory, "I wouldn't kiss you if you
were the last guy on Earth"
319
00:14:02,862 --> 00:14:05,635
is a rite of passage. Every guy
hears that at some point
320
00:14:05,675 --> 00:14:08,471
It's like: "You are old and gross"
321
00:14:08,550 --> 00:14:11,307
"Ferrari doesn't make vans"
322
00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:16,264
"So help me God, take one more step
I'll bash your head in with this rock", C'n!
323
00:14:16,311 --> 00:14:18,321
You don't understand.
Now, Missy will probably..
324
00:14:18,332 --> 00:14:20,174
..hook up with someone else at the dance..
325
00:14:20,185 --> 00:14:22,348
..and forget all about me
326
00:14:22,442 --> 00:14:25,744
Ahh, Come here, Look Rory
327
00:14:26,002 --> 00:14:28,783
I'm really, really sorry
that happened to you, pal
328
00:14:29,291 --> 00:14:32,002
But I kinda got to get moving
329
00:14:32,013 --> 00:14:34,018
Well; What do I do about Missy?
330
00:14:34,049 --> 00:14:35,681
Can we talk about it
after the concert?
331
00:14:35,691 --> 00:14:37,507
Or actually, maybe
in a couple of days
332
00:14:37,517 --> 00:14:39,485
'cause tonight's gonna be really great
333
00:14:39,495 --> 00:14:42,695
and this conversations seems like it's
got 'Buzz killer' written all over it,
334
00:14:42,706 --> 00:14:46,861
but I'm gonna snag you a light skick.
How about that? -Right
335
00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:55,361
Rory!!
336
00:14:56,283 --> 00:15:00,246
Come on, man. We'll talk
on the way to the show
337
00:15:07,620 --> 00:15:10,020
Where's Rory?
Hey Cate.
338
00:15:10,062 --> 00:15:12,302
Where's Rory?
339
00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:15,058
He's coming; He's in the van.
340
00:15:15,069 --> 00:15:17,488
You told Rory that he could
get a girl to like him..
341
00:15:17,499 --> 00:15:20,164
..by practicing kissing
on another girl?
342
00:15:20,501 --> 00:15:23,077
I told him to practice,
but I meant like..
343
00:15:23,101 --> 00:15:26,850
..on his hand, or in the mirror...
on plush toys
344
00:15:27,374 --> 00:15:28,870
You kiss plush toys?
345
00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:31,231
No, you kiss plush toys
346
00:15:31,247 --> 00:15:32,988
You know, C.J., ehm..
347
00:15:33,093 --> 00:15:34,587
I gave you a chance
348
00:15:34,597 --> 00:15:37,316
because I thought maybe
you had matured
349
00:15:37,974 --> 00:15:39,576
but it's become pretty obvious
350
00:15:39,587 --> 00:15:41,490
that we were just
another place to crash
351
00:15:41,501 --> 00:15:44,189
while you followed 'Aerosmith'
on their tour -Buff
352
00:15:47,118 --> 00:15:49,868
I'm afraid I'm gonna
have to ask you to leave
353
00:15:51,212 --> 00:15:53,575
Wow, Ouch.
354
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,614
Some birthday
355
00:15:57,427 --> 00:15:59,959
Now ask him for my money
356
00:16:00,178 --> 00:16:01,521
Dad, please...
357
00:16:01,811 --> 00:16:03,491
Hi mom!
Hi, Mrs. Hennessy!
358
00:16:03,678 --> 00:16:04,678
Hi Missy!
359
00:16:05,029 --> 00:16:07,474
Did I tell you, you could
go to a concert?
360
00:16:07,506 --> 00:16:09,539
I didn't. I went to the school dance.
- What?!
361
00:16:09,563 --> 00:16:11,781
Oh, rory was so cute; He
came in, brought me a rose
362
00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:13,867
I felt just like the bachelorette
363
00:16:15,347 --> 00:16:18,479
C.J. drove me there.
I was too scared to go in
364
00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:20,269
Then he convinced me I should
365
00:16:20,300 --> 00:16:22,784
When I got there, she looked
so pretty, I got butterflies-
366
00:16:22,801 --> 00:16:24,800
Eh - steady
367
00:16:25,973 --> 00:16:26,973
Right.
368
00:16:28,317 --> 00:16:30,184
Sorry you missed your
'Aerosmith Concert'
369
00:16:30,223 --> 00:16:32,223
It's cool.
[Cate] -You didn't go?
370
00:16:32,234 --> 00:16:34,167
Anyway, I'm gonna
walk Missy home
371
00:16:34,177 --> 00:16:37,575
Hey, don't you two take french
class ..together?! -Shhh..
372
00:16:39,763 --> 00:16:42,431
Wow, I cant't believe you
gave up your concert
373
00:16:42,442 --> 00:16:43,864
It's no biggie
374
00:16:46,018 --> 00:16:49,568
Wow, these are really good seats
-Yeah, yeah
375
00:16:49,896 --> 00:16:53,427
No, no, I mean, incredible seats
-Yeah, Thank you.
376
00:16:54,349 --> 00:16:56,183
Yeah; Well, it has been fun.
377
00:16:56,233 --> 00:16:59,533
Why don't you drop by when
you can stay a little longer?
378
00:17:02,530 --> 00:17:03,951
Look..
379
00:17:04,569 --> 00:17:07,857
I may have worn out my
welcome here a little bit..
380
00:17:07,886 --> 00:17:09,811
..and I'm sorry.
381
00:17:10,459 --> 00:17:12,771
And I don't want to
sound cheesy but..
382
00:17:12,787 --> 00:17:17,521
I just always wanted to be
part of a family like yours.
383
00:17:18,021 --> 00:17:20,771
I just kind of like hanging
out with you guys
384
00:17:20,795 --> 00:17:24,090
Oh, well; That was kind of sweet.
- Yeah;
385
00:17:24,140 --> 00:17:27,093
Can you take me driving?
386
00:17:27,215 --> 00:17:30,668
I'm sorry. That just slipped out.
That, that really was sweet.
387
00:17:30,708 --> 00:17:32,687
Now, wait one damn minute here..
388
00:17:32,711 --> 00:17:35,499
..before we all soften up
like a bunch of pansies.
389
00:17:35,562 --> 00:17:38,462
You look me in the eye
and you tell me the truth
390
00:17:38,488 --> 00:17:43,000
Why did it take so long to come pay
your respects to your uncle Paul?
391
00:17:43,011 --> 00:17:45,898
C.J.; Be honest for once
392
00:17:49,719 --> 00:17:51,906
I was ashamed
393
00:17:53,331 --> 00:17:56,669
You know, he was the only guy
who said I'd be somebody
394
00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:58,351
I never was
395
00:17:58,937 --> 00:18:02,338
I almost calle him one time when
I was running 'The Tilt-A-Wirl', but..
396
00:18:02,349 --> 00:18:04,572
..all the parents freaked out
'cause I was dialing..
397
00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:07,456
..instead of 'paying attention'
to their kids!
398
00:18:07,466 --> 00:18:09,896
I'll get out of your air
399
00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:13,989
- Where are you gonna go?
- Thought I might see my parents
400
00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:16,005
I thought they weren't
talking to you
401
00:18:16,016 --> 00:18:18,250
I meant from a distance
402
00:18:19,969 --> 00:18:23,786
I could re-up in the Army
Oh, Wait; There's a war
403
00:18:25,677 --> 00:18:28,470
Technically, I don't know
where I'm going, so...
404
00:18:28,510 --> 00:18:30,173
I'll be fine
405
00:18:30,993 --> 00:18:32,728
All alone
406
00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:35,611
Me and my little space heater
407
00:18:35,713 --> 00:18:38,384
That's my space heater
408
00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:40,134
C.J. wait
409
00:18:41,260 --> 00:18:45,505
Look, the truth is this family
doesn'n really know
410
00:18:45,516 --> 00:18:47,992
where it's going, either
411
00:18:48,352 --> 00:18:50,226
So.. [Sighs]
412
00:18:50,672 --> 00:18:52,735
Why don't you stay
a little while?
413
00:18:55,028 --> 00:18:57,622
In the driveway
414
00:18:59,418 --> 00:19:02,559
All right. Until you can
figure stuff out
415
00:19:03,411 --> 00:19:07,324
Can I have a key to the
dead bolt? -No!!
416
00:19:07,902 --> 00:19:10,239
And, yet, you know, C.J. I have to say
417
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:12,906
it's so nice to see the real you
418
00:19:13,044 --> 00:19:15,944
If there's one thing we
value in this household..
419
00:19:15,956 --> 00:19:18,909
..it's the truth; Honesty,
honesty, honesty-
420
00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:23,551
Okay, mother! Stop it! Just stop
your mind games right now!! -What?!!
421
00:19:23,587 --> 00:19:24,821
Shut up, shut up, shut up!
422
00:19:24,832 --> 00:19:27,009
I did it! I put the dent in
the car. It was my foult!
423
00:19:27,020 --> 00:19:28,243
- Nooo!!
- Yes!
424
00:19:28,254 --> 00:19:29,270
Yes!!
425
00:19:29,281 --> 00:19:30,560
I had to get zit cream one night..
426
00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:32,613
..and she wouldn't go with
me unless she could drive..
427
00:19:32,624 --> 00:19:35,103
..so, she put the dent in the car,
then C.J. took the blame for us
428
00:19:35,113 --> 00:19:39,021
- What?
- Ohh! I feel so much better
429
00:19:39,032 --> 00:19:42,178
Thank you for telling me
to be honest. Good night!
430
00:19:42,194 --> 00:19:43,748
What? Wait ..one minute!
431
00:19:43,772 --> 00:19:46,974
You snuck out at night
and you drove?!!
432
00:19:46,991 --> 00:19:48,803
You don't even have a license..and..
433
00:19:48,814 --> 00:19:50,794
And you covered for the whole thing?!
434
00:19:50,805 --> 00:19:54,011
All right, okay! Everybody
mass groundings
435
00:19:54,287 --> 00:19:57,524
You are not the boss of me!
436
00:19:58,962 --> 00:20:01,149
Oh, you mean those two?
That's cool.
437
00:20:04,342 --> 00:20:06,154
And you just asked him to stay.
438
00:20:12,615 --> 00:20:14,456
- Well, I, uh...
- Oh...
439
00:20:24,507 --> 00:20:28,006
Wow, Rory, where'd you
learn how to kiss like that?
440
00:20:28,522 --> 00:20:29,955
My cousin
441
00:20:29,966 --> 00:20:31,752
Your cousin? Ew!!
442
00:20:32,095 --> 00:20:34,566
- Ow!
- Wait!! No, It's not like it seems!!
443
00:20:34,582 --> 00:20:36,825
My cousin's the guy!!
444
00:20:38,324 --> 00:20:42,167
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