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[Tv]-You are watching C-span's
continuous coverage of the longest..
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..filibuster in senate history.
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-Rory; Would you change the channel?
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-You're closer to the remote
-I did it last time
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Besides, you're in your prime.
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-Is that a bug on the Tv?
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-Yep!
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-Isn't it bad to sit that
close to the screen?
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-Some people would pick up
the bug and take it outside
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-And some people build
rockets and go to the moon
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All right, all right
I'll take care of it
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-You missed him. -I put
the fear of God in him
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-Hi everybody!
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[All] -Hi!
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-I can't believe you, guys..
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..you are in the exact
positions you were..
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..when I left this morning.
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-Actually, grandpa had
his hand in his pants..
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..and Rory had his
hand in his pants;
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You're right! They are
in the same position.
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-Ah! I just love my new
job at the 'Y'
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The most rewarding thing that
could happen to a life guard..
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..happened to me today.
This woman was swimming..
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..across the pool, and
all of a sudden..
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..she started to gasp and
wave her arms and yell:
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"You look exactly like
Pamela Anderson!"
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-Maybe she meant you're
a big, fake boobs
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-Kerry!
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You know, I think we should
all take a cue from Bridget
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We could join the gym
and get in shape.
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-Wait, mom! My
family can't join
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I have friends there
I like this job.
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Why are you trying
to ruin this for me?
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-Why are you acting like you
are embarrassed by us?
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-Oh, I'm not acting.
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And the locker rooms
are over here..
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..you'll need to bring
your own locks
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-Oh, sweetie -Don't call me
sweetie; I'm Miss Hennessy..
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..and you are 'The Smiths'
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-Well, excuse me, Miss Hennessy.
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Look, Bridget. I know
this embarrasses you..
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..but this is the closest
'Y' to our house..
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..that has a family plan.
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-And we also have a
Jacuzzi and sauna..
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..but old people shouldn't use a sauna..
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..because it can raise
your heart rate..
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..and it gives everyone
else in there the willies.
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-Oh, really? This is
my granddaughter!!
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[Cate] Dad!
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-Bridget, I'm sorry. But I'm
working more hours now..
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..and I need a place for you, kids,
to hang out when I'm not home
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-We have that place; It's
called: The living room
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-All right, family, we are
here to get healthy.
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-Is this a smoking or
non-smoking gym?
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-Dad, I brought you here because
I want you to be around..
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..for a long, long time.
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And the rest of you there's a lots
of activities to choose from.
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-Mom, I'm going to sit
by the pool and read.
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-Doesn't sound like
exercise to me.
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-Fine; I'll read with
ankle weights on.
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-Try swimming that way too.
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-All right; What about you? 'Smart guy'.
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-My eyes were drawn
towards Yoga.
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-You? Yoga?
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Oh, but honey, that's
another 15 bucks extra.
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-Okay, I'll join a gang.
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-What the hell is all this?
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What happened to medicine
balls and punching bags?
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-Actually, I think they keep
them down the hall..
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..in the room with the
'Stegosaurus' -Ahh
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I'll see you after class.
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[Beeping] -What did I do?
What did I do? -Can I help you?!!
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-Well, Yeah; I'm having a litle
trouble turning this on
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It's..Uhh-..Not quite like the one we
got at The Olympic Training Center
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- They're pretty confusing..
- Hmm.. -Press
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And now, just put in:
Your age and your weight
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-No peekies
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- Is that too much for you?
- It was too much when I sat down on it
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-My name's Holly, and I'm at
the front desk, if you need me.
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-Thank you, Holly
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-I'm going to feel that tomorrow
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-Bridget! Watch me!
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-Hey! Cut it out! Bridget!
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Aren't you going to do something?
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-Yes, yes. I'm sorry; One sec'.
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Okay; All the blond girls, out of the pool!!
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Do you know what chlorine
does to hair like ours?
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It turns it greening.
- [Screaming]
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-Yeah! That what I meant.
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-Hey! What about me?
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-Oh, Gosh; I didn't see you there.
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It's gonna happen a lot to her.
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-Hi; Excuse me, ladies.
Howdy'
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Nice mat! Blue.
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Oh! You're good!
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-Okay, Class; Let's get
some of the kinks out ..
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.. and start with: 'The Sun Salutation'
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..and Up!
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..and swan dive over
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And now, let's move into
'The Downward Facing Dog'
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..and let's drop into: 'Cobra'
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..and 'Release'
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..and 'Cobra'
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..and 'Release'
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..and 'Cobra'
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..and 'Release'
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Now let's move back into:
'Downward Facing Dog'
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..and let's go into:
'Proud Warrior'
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Are you Okay?
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Are you having trouble
with your 'Proud Warrior'?
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-Please; Go away.
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-Hey! How are The Red Wings, doing?
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-2 points out of first.
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-How are The Pistons, doing?
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-They won three in a row
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-Hey; What do you think
about that big trade_
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-Fellows! I'm trying
to work out here.
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- Working up a sweat, Jim?
- Oh yeah! No pain, no gain!
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-That Holly's a knockout, Huh?
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-I suppose; I hadn't really noticed.
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-Here she comes [Laughs] -Gotcha
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-Ah; That's quality workout humor
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-Hey; I'm Joe; Bad back, ulcer.
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-Dave; Slipped disk;
High blood pressure.
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Jim; You name it; I got it.
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-Bridget; They're copying
your every move
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They're, like your "Mini-me's"
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-I know; I thought shaping
eyebrows was fun..
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..shaping minds is much cooler
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-Yes; Your work with
privileged blond children..
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..is truly inspiring.
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Thank you. Girls!
This is my sister, Kerry.
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-But she's got red hair
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Do you guys, like, have
the same parents?
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-Because our dad has a new
wife and they have a baby-
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-And it's chinese
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-Is it like that?
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-Yes
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-Come on! Hips, abs, and
thighs is starting
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You have to get up.
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You're not helping.
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-And there I was in Korea
driving Ted Williams..
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..'The Splendid Splinter', down
to Seoul for a little R an R
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-Ha, ha, ha..ha
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-Hey, Jim! How's the
workout going?
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-Ah, Great! I've figured
exactly how much..
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..weight I can lift before
my back goes out.
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-She wants you.
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-No, she doesn't; She's
nice to everybody.
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Of course I have
been working out
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- Hey! Class is ending.
- Oh, Oh, Aerobics class.
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'Hey! Check out the 'Hot Blonde'
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'Oh, come on, guys! Let's
show a little class here
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-Oh! I think that's
the new lifeguard
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Hey! I wouldn't mind getting a
little 'CPR' action from her, huh?
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- I can't believe you punched a guy.
- Right in the face.
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- Dad; I don't approve.
- I was defending..
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..your daughter's honor
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Against a man half my age.
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His mistake was not staying down
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-Tell me about it!
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-I'm just so embarrassed;
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Everyone at work
in talking about me.
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My boss yelled at me.
You ruined my dream job.
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-God! And now every knows
you're related to the 'Smiths'
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-Uh, Bridget, look;
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That environment is no place
for a young girl to be working.
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Oh, I know, I know, It's dangerous!
Old men fight there.
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-First rule of 'Old-men Fight Club':
"We don' talk about Oldmen Fight Club".
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-Bridget; You are not
going back to that job.
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-You're not my parent!
You're my grandparent.
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You're supposed to give me
money and presents and be cute
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-Cute! Cute? Do you know
who you're talking to?
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I was... Drove Ted
Williams! I know!!
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- All right, all right -Well, I did!
- All right! That is enough!!
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-Mom, grandpa's being
completely unreasonable..
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..I, finally, got my dream-job.
A job where I get paid..
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..to wear a swimsuit
and sit, on a 'Throne'.
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-Aren't you suppose to keep
people from drowning?
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-That's just such a small
part of what I do.
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I'm not quitting 'cause
grandpa said so.
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-Did you hear how
she talked to me?
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-I know; She was rude.
But she's right.
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Bridget can take care of herself;
She's keeping the job.
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-All right, all right.
Just spoil her.
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-You know, I'm the parent
and you are the grandparent
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-Oh Yeah! I forgot;
My job is be cute.
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-Look; It's just that being
a parent outranks you.
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-It's kind of like, I'm the Prime Minister..
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..of England, and you are the Queen
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-What did you just call me?
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-Dad; Stay away from Bridget.
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-Well, now..
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..what on earth makes you think
I'd interfere with her life?
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-All right. Just don't go
looking for trouble.
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-I don't. Troubles
find me.
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-Ah! Ahh!!
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-You see? Look, you just
hurt yourself talking.
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Now, Don't start anything!
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-God! It's like some bad
science-fiction movie
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I bet she's put pods in the pool.
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Soon they'll hatch, and we'll be..
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..invaded by an army of tiny
muntant.. 'Bridgelets'!!
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-I hate girls like that.
They're so superficial
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-Hi! I'm Kerry.
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- Hi! I'm Vic.
- I'm Bridget.
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-Dad;
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-You have a beautiful
smile. Listen..ah..
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..do you ever give private
swim lessons?
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-Oh, no, no, no. But there is a..
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..swimming class on thursday
afternoons that is..
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..perfect for your age group.
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We call it 'Cocoon'
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[Laughs]
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-Actually, I was hoping for
a litle more one-on-one.
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Hmm? Know what I mean?
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-Do I know what you mean... Vic!
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Because you're being
so subtle... Vic!
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-You know what? ...Vic?
They know what you mean.
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Girls! Come here!
What do we say to the nice man..
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..that's hitting on your lifeguard?
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-Yeah! .. Right! .. Vic!!
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- Hey; What's your problem? Huh?
- I don't have a problem.
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You're the one hitting on me
trying bo be all 'Michael Douglas'
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-Okay, okay; Sorr..yyy! [Pissed off]
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Douglas ..Michael Douglas, 'al. Righ'
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-Some granddaughter
you got there, Huh?
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-Yeah. What do you know?
She can take care of herself.
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Damn it!
- You sound disappointed
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-No, no.
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Its just that I kind of liked it
when I thought she needed me.
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-So, is that what
this is all about?
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-Well, I did kind of like
punching that guy in the face.
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-Dad; Bridget can take care of
herself because I taught her.
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And I could teach her
because you taught me.
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-All right; All right.
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-You're my rock, dad.
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I don't know what I
would do without you.
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I .. I ..I know I couldn't
have made it this far.
240
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And, like I said, I want you to be
around for a long, long time
241
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So, go jump on one of
those exercise bikes..
242
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..and pedal like Holly's watching.
[laughs]
243
00:13:35,568 --> 00:13:40,622
-Excuse me; Could I have
a word with you, buster?
244
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- Gramps? Can I talk to you?
- Sure, Rory.
245
00:14:00,593 --> 00:14:02,400
-It's kind of embarrassing.
246
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It's something I woud have
talked to my dad about;
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Come to think of it, I wouldn't
have told him, either. Never mind.
248
00:14:07,852 --> 00:14:11,586
-No, no, no, no... Come back here!
Come on, come on.
249
00:14:12,289 --> 00:14:15,297
Okay. What's up?
- Well..
250
00:14:20,942 --> 00:14:22,973
I've got this...
251
00:14:23,598 --> 00:14:25,739
..'friend'
252
00:14:26,483 --> 00:14:30,147
..who keeps showing up
when he's... not wanted.
253
00:14:31,968 --> 00:14:34,327
-Ask him to leave.
254
00:14:34,983 --> 00:14:37,003
-I cant. -Why not?
255
00:14:37,472 --> 00:14:41,066
-He doesn't have any ears.
256
00:14:45,711 --> 00:14:47,993
-I mean, 'He' shows up all the time
257
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He's there in the morning,
he's there in the shower
258
00:14:50,346 --> 00:14:54,070
I mean, I understand why he's there
when Missy Kleinfed walks by;
259
00:14:54,140 --> 00:14:56,327
But Hunter and I were
having cheeseburgers..
260
00:14:56,338 --> 00:14:58,185
..and he was there, too.
261
00:14:58,490 --> 00:15:01,092
-Oh, yeah, yeah. You know
when I was your age..
262
00:15:01,102 --> 00:15:03,477
..my friend was always
showing up, too.
263
00:15:03,493 --> 00:15:05,889
We were like, 'Hope and Crosby'
264
00:15:06,974 --> 00:15:09,448
-Who? You do realize I'm
talking about my-
265
00:15:09,459 --> 00:15:12,636
-Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're talking
about he same thing, son.
266
00:15:12,828 --> 00:15:16,022
Now, what you're going through
is .. is .. is perfectly normal.
267
00:15:16,109 --> 00:15:19,714
-How can this be normal?
I can barely walk!
268
00:15:21,052 --> 00:15:22,596
-Calm down;
269
00:15:22,623 --> 00:15:25,435
You see, its what happens
with a boy your age.
270
00:15:25,529 --> 00:15:29,965
There..well.. In time it will pass.
It's a phase.
271
00:15:30,651 --> 00:15:34,071
-Eventually you get married,
and they go away completely.
272
00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:44,257
-So, it's normal. -Yeah
-That's good. Thanks
273
00:15:46,081 --> 00:15:50,599
-So, what am I supposed
to do in the meantime?
274
00:15:50,609 --> 00:15:55,044
-Well; Try to awoid any
situations where your friend..
275
00:15:55,062 --> 00:15:59,488
You know, would want to... Ta.Daaa!!
276
00:16:00,634 --> 00:16:04,514
I'm always telling you to stand up
straight, don't hunch over..
277
00:16:04,525 --> 00:16:07,713
Take your hands out of your pockets?
- Yeah. -Yeah, well..
278
00:16:07,732 --> 00:16:10,624
Hunch over and put them back in!
279
00:16:14,505 --> 00:16:19,938
-See, 'Cleopatra' had dark hair, and
'Audrey Hepburn' and 'Jackie Kennedy Onassis'
280
00:16:19,956 --> 00:16:23,256
-Wow, ; I never knew so many
famous woman had brown hair
281
00:16:23,269 --> 00:16:25,881
-See? It doesn't matter
what color your hair is.
282
00:16:25,891 --> 00:16:28,567
What's unforgettable is you.
283
00:16:28,906 --> 00:16:32,282
-Hi, Bridget -I'm sorry; Do I know you?
284
00:16:32,933 --> 00:16:35,016
-She's in your swim class
285
00:16:35,132 --> 00:16:37,945
-I have a brown-haired
girl in my swim class?
286
00:16:39,444 --> 00:16:40,606
-Don't worry, Sara.
287
00:16:40,651 --> 00:16:44,131
That has more to do with her
hair color than it does yours.
288
00:16:44,496 --> 00:16:46,544
-Hi girls! Um,
289
00:16:47,022 --> 00:16:50,329
Kerry, Sara; I need to talk
to Bridget for a second.
290
00:16:50,372 --> 00:16:52,838
Yeah; I get bored after that, too.
Let's go. -Bye, honey.
291
00:16:56,266 --> 00:17:01,526
- [Gasps] Huh! Nothing!! See?
- Oh; I'm so prooo..ud.
292
00:17:01,570 --> 00:17:05,933
You know, we could put that on the
fridge next to Kerry's report card.
293
00:17:05,986 --> 00:17:09,067
So, honey; How was work today?
294
00:17:09,095 --> 00:17:13,055
-It was great. So much better since
grandpa didn't beat anybody up.
295
00:17:13,104 --> 00:17:16,884
-You know, we're going to really
have to ease up on him a little.
296
00:17:17,565 --> 00:17:19,874
Look; Let's just say someone
was trying to hurt..
297
00:17:19,885 --> 00:17:22,426
..one of those little girls
that follows you around
298
00:17:22,437 --> 00:17:24,683
-Anyone who comes near
one of my little chicklets..
299
00:17:24,694 --> 00:17:26,427
..would be so past tense.
300
00:17:26,437 --> 00:17:29,496
-Well; That's how your
grandfather feels about you.
301
00:17:29,506 --> 00:17:32,674
He really thought he
was protecting you.
302
00:17:32,891 --> 00:17:36,973
-Honey; Everyone wants
to feel needed
303
00:17:37,199 --> 00:17:40,269
-Don't shut him out;
He's one of the good guys.
304
00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:41,478
-Yeah, I know
305
00:17:42,398 --> 00:17:45,792
Mom; Are you really going
to put this on the fridge..
306
00:17:45,803 --> 00:17:48,871
..or are you just saying that
to make me feel good?
307
00:17:48,889 --> 00:17:51,354
-Okay; Let's stretch to the right.
308
00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:56,042
And a big stretch to the left.
309
00:17:57,787 --> 00:18:00,599
-I think you're smart
starting Yoga, so young.
310
00:18:00,610 --> 00:18:03,207
I'm here for my osteoporosis.
311
00:18:03,259 --> 00:18:06,635
-What's that? -Ahh, bone loss.
312
00:18:06,714 --> 00:18:09,439
-Yeah! That's why
I'm here, too.
313
00:18:10,369 --> 00:18:12,712
-You're adorable
314
00:18:12,773 --> 00:18:15,680
-If only I were younger
-Thank you.
315
00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:19,546
Oh! You gotta be kidding me!!
316
00:18:31,542 --> 00:18:34,493
-You can run, but you can't hide.
317
00:18:35,908 --> 00:18:38,658
- Hey, Gramps!
- Hi, Bridg'!
318
00:18:39,536 --> 00:18:40,751
-Grandpa..
319
00:18:40,916 --> 00:18:43,165
I need you.
320
00:18:43,573 --> 00:18:46,047
-You need me? -Yeah; Don't
throw a parade or anything..
321
00:18:46,073 --> 00:18:49,041
..but, I was going to go to the mall
but that car is making a..
322
00:18:49,051 --> 00:18:50,712
..'Chugga... Ghcugaa..ping, pong' sound.
323
00:18:50,729 --> 00:18:52,448
-Maybe it's the oil.
Did you check the oil?
324
00:18:52,459 --> 00:18:54,074
-Oh, grandpa, there's plenty of oil.
325
00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:56,730
The red light that says
"Oil", is on all the time.
326
00:18:56,774 --> 00:18:58,466
-The 'Red Light' is 'On'?!
327
00:18:58,484 --> 00:19:00,547
What are you thinking? Holy Cow!!
328
00:19:00,562 --> 00:19:04,416
-Do I have to do everything
around here? I can't believe it.
329
00:19:05,875 --> 00:19:07,343
-Bridget;
330
00:19:08,395 --> 00:19:11,622
There's nothing wrong with the car.
I changed the oil yesterday.
331
00:19:11,633 --> 00:19:13,893
-You just sent him out
there for nothing. -Nothing?
332
00:19:13,904 --> 00:19:16,749
Actually, I drained the oil, and then
drove around until that red light..
333
00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:19,214
..came on and it started making
that 'chugga-chugga-ping' sound
334
00:19:19,225 --> 00:19:21,661
So, I sent grandpa out there
to make him feel needed
335
00:19:21,671 --> 00:19:23,537
You are wellcome.
336
00:19:24,266 --> 00:19:28,305
-Wait, wait, wait a minute.
But, you did 'what' to my car?
337
00:19:28,315 --> 00:19:31,030
[Telephone rings]
[Loud clang]
338
00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:36,361
[Jim:] Oh! There goes a toenail!
What the hell did I do with my other shoe?!
339
00:19:39,013 --> 00:19:42,120
[Phone men] Hi, aunt Cate.
It's your nephew C.J. Hi!
340
00:19:42,233 --> 00:19:45,245
Uh, sorry I missed you. Listen, good news..
341
00:19:45,264 --> 00:19:47,881
Looks like I'm going to be
heading out your way soon
342
00:19:47,900 --> 00:19:52,648
Yeah, in about, uh..
Oh... one to six days
343
00:19:52,735 --> 00:19:55,180
So I cant't wait to see you.
Okay, Bye.
344
00:19:55,718 --> 00:19:59,042
Buff.. Oh, I should have
told her about my van
345
00:19:59,998 --> 00:20:02,958
Hey, brother! Got any
change for the phone?
346
00:20:03,141 --> 00:20:05,828
Come on! I saw that dude give
you a quarter; Don't be tight!
347
00:20:06,118 --> 00:20:07,243
Pay it forward!
348
00:20:08,118 --> 00:20:12,943
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