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Hey, neighbor,
Fred and Mary Ellen Doyle.
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Just wanted to see if we
could pop by for a few…
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Hey, neighbor, Fred
Doyle here… Hey, neighbor…
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You know, you could
return one of Fred's calls.
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Okay, I can't talk to
you when you're like this.
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The man, he can't take a hint.
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He would still keep calling
here if we changed our
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outgoing message to Doyle,
you idiot, stop calling!
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Hey, neighbor.
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Well… hello. Fred, Mary Ellen…
we were just talking about you.
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You lie!
- Yes, we were.
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We used your names and everything.
Rory, say hi to the Doyles.
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Sorry to burst in like
this. We tried calling but
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something must be wrong with
your answering machine.
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Yes, well... you know,
we haven t been able to receive
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any incoming messages at all.
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Something's wrong with the
answering machine?
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Rory! No! No!
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Hey, neighbor,
Fred Doyle and Mary Ellen Doyle…
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You fixed it!
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It wasn t broke.
-I said you fixed it.
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So, what can we do for you?
-We made Donny a video postcard.
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He gets so lonely down
at the Naval Academy.
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Yeah, nothing fancy, mind
you, just the whole family got
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together to say hi and singing
a few tunes from Sound of Music.
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That's, gee… yeah.
- So different.
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Yeah, anyway… we left a little
room at the end of the tape
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so that Donny's best girl,
Bridget, could say Howdy do.
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Now you tell Bridget she's under no
pressure to sing and dance on the tape.
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Donny understands
that'she's not a Doyle.
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'Yet'.
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She can do those things, right?
- Yes.
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You sure?
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Okay then, well, listen, thank you
so much for stopping by, you guys.
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We'll see you later,
alright? Okay. Bye-bye.
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Wait a minute…
what am I thinking here.
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On a more somber note, there is a crime
wave presently in our neighborhood.
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Oh, no. Burglaries?
- 'Eggings'.
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Yeah. Yeah… the
Feeneys, the O'Tooles,
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the Johnsons have all taken the yolk.
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And this guy keeps changing his
M.O. shaving cream, toilet paper.
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Oh no, where will this madman stop?
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Yeah.
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Exactly, so as Captain of the Neighborhood
Watch, I wanted to ask you, Paul…
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Fred, listen you know
that I would love to join
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the Watch and go on
patrol with you guys
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Paulie, Paulie, Paulie, look… you're
far too valuable behind a typewriter.
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See, what this malcontent
needs is a, is a nickname.
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Something we can put in the
local paper to raise awareness.
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Coming up with a name
should be a snap for you.
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You mean, something like
'The Michigan Mischief Maker'?
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Boy, you writers are amazing.
-It's nothing.
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Boy, to come up with just
the right turn of phrase you
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must have to wade through
a million stinkers like that?
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You got grit. He's got grit,
Mary. He's the grittiest.
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Hey, Bridge, can I borrow
your go-go boots to go with
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this skirt for that'sixties
party everyone's going to?
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What'sixties party?
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Just some lame party, I'm totally
gonna blow it off... in your boots.
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Alright, Kerry, listen… you
don't have to protect my feelings.
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When I was the popular one, I went
to millions of really cool parties,
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I never even told you about…
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because they were really lame.
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Hello!. Damia?. Shut up!.
Shut uuuupppp!
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I hate yo!. Okay, see you then.
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Damian?
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Yes, that really hot new
senior with the homemade tattoos.
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We had this secret date, and oh
my God, he's such a good kisser.
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Except when his tongue ring
caught one of my fillings.
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Bridget, what about Donny Doyle?
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Thank you for making me think
of Donny. Now, I feel guilty.
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Well, you should feel guilty.
He's your boyfriend and when he
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finds out you're two-timing
him, you're gonna wind up alone.
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He's in Maryland. How's he
ever going to find that out?
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Damian, I told you I'd meet…
It's Donny!!
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You have reached
Bridget's voice mail.
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Please leave a message. Beep!
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Bridge, he's not gonna fall for…
-He's leaving a message.
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That was so close. What if
I'm not always that clever?
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-It is a high level to maintain.
-you're right.
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I am so gonna get caught. You know,
I have to choose between one or the other.
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One or the other what?
-Yeah, Bridge, what?
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You know, Kerry, if you wanna
borrow my boots, they re upstairs
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in the box marked: Shut up!
-Got it.
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What was that about? -Dad,
did you ever have to choose between...
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two things that you
really, really liked?
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Indeed I did.
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As a young man about to embark on life's
journey, I was faced with a dilemma…
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Hi, how ‘bout Cliff Notes?
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Okay, well, when I graduated college
I had to make a decision whether
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or not I was gonna go to law school,
as I always planned, or become a writer.
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Which did you choose?
-Shhhh
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Anyway, Bridge, what I'm trying
to say is: "Follow your heart".
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I followed my heart and
I ve never looked back.
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That's your advice, "Follow my heart"?
-Well, it's not that'simple.
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I can't believe I never thought of that!
I'mean, I'm always, like, so logical.
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Bridget, hey, Bridget. The
Doyles brought this over for you.
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They made Donny a video
letter and they left some
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room at the end for a
message from his special girl.
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-You. Ohh...
-Right. Yeah.
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So, Paul, I always thought that
you never got into Law School.
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She asked for the Cliff Notes.
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Anyway, Donny, it, looks like Grandma's
not gonna make it past Thanksgiving.
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But, on the upside, you re
moving on up to the adult table.
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Alright now, a very
special message to Donny
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from Donny's little sweetheart,
Bridget Hennessy.
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Perhaps The future Mrs. Donny Doyle?
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Oh, Did I say that?
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You're a bomb. Okay, hit
the ‘off button, honey.
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Mary Maureen...
For the love of Mike.
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Hey, Donny! How's Navy College?
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Not much going on here,
except I got these new sandals with
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this really cute flower pattern, but
the first time I wore ‘em the strap
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totally broke off. And when I brought
em back for a refund, they'd only
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give me a store credit. I was all, Yeah,
like I wanna buy more of your defects.
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And I think we should
see other people.
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And I totally understand
if you wanna tell all
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your Navy friends that you broke up
with me. Good luck at war and stuff. Bye.
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Dude, I'm sorry.
So, can I call her?
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Hey, Cate, listen to this. I came up
with a couple names for this prankster.
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Which do you like better: 'The Lone Eggman'
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or 'The Neighbor-Hoodlum'
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Ahmmm.
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Why don't you try something
like 'The Oakdale Vandal'?
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The 'Oakdale Vandal'? Who's gonna
crack the case, the' Hardy Boys' ?
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You know, you're right, Paul.
The Lone Eggman is gold.
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Fine, I'll just trust my own instincts.
Rory, what do you think?
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I'm not going anywhere.
-No, which do you like better
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The 'Neighbor-Hoodlum'
or 'The Lone Eggman'?
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Dad, both really capture the guy.
-I know.
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But what about something
like: 'The Injustice Fighter'
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or 'The Righteous Avenger'
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or: ' Operation: You Tenth
Graders Picked On The Wrong Guy'
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That's too many words for a headline.
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I'll get it.
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Hey, what's wrong?
-Donny.
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Well, come in. What is it?
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Something's happened at school. Donny…
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Donny… Donny got a B.
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Here come the waterworks.
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Wait a minute, wait… you, you,
you're this upset over a B?
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We don't expect you to understand.
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We still care about our kids grades.
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Hey! You know, we still
care about our…
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- I never should have sent him that
blasted videotape letter!
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Fred thinks something on it upset him.
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He got the tape, he fell apart.
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Mary Ellen, it's time to come clean.
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When we sang Climb Every
Mountain... I sang Donny's part.
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It was like I was
rubbing his nose in it:
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you're gone, I'm the big
baritone around here, now, pal.
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I'm nothing but a no-good
harmony part stealer.
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Fred, I'm sure stealing a
harmony part isn't the problem.
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What else could it be?
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Well, Bridget broke up
with him on that videotape.
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Oh no!, I thought everyone knew.
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Your daughter… broke
up with our Donny?
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On our videotape?
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You took Donny's harmony part?
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Well, see this? Little Bridgie's
behind Donny's downfall.
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She enchanted him
with her feminine wiles,
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and flaunted all her
what's-its and who-zits.
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Wait just a minute here!
- Now, now, now… Fred, wait.
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It's no one's fault. In fact, there may
be a silver lining to this whole mess.
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Exactly. Maybe now Donny can
focus on his studies again.
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Yes. Or maybe, Cate, you'll start
spending a little more time at home
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before Kerry turns into a
boy-destroying hussy like her sister.
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That's too late.
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Who are you calling a hussy?
There is nothing wrong with the…
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I can't defend that.
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What, I told you that I'm going to
that'sixties party. Don't you ever listen?
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Bold move there, Paul letting a ten
year old dabble in the summer of love.
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I'm not ten!
- Alright, Kerry.
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Go upstairs.
I'll handle this.
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Look here, I am sorry
about Donny and Bridget.
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But that does not mean
you can insult my family.
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So, I am going to have to
ask you to leave this house.
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Well… we're going.
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But you will rue this day,
Hennessy, mark my words.
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The eyes of the Neighborhood Watch
no longer will land upon your house!
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No! How will we ever
survive without pudgy
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middle-aged men with
walkie-talkies to protect us?
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It's too bad Donny and
Bridget couldn't work it out.
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Yeah.
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The Doyles will probably
never talk to us again.
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I know.
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I feel like I should
buy Bridget something.
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What was that?
-What?
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That. It's him.
He's here! Who?
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The Motown Disturber. Really?
I thought that's a keeper.
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What should we do?
- I'll take care of it.
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A toilet brush? Are you
going to scrub him to death?
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Would you want to be touched with this?
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Stop!
-You had enough? Had enough, punk?
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Please, Mr. Hennessy. Mr. Hennessy,
I give. What, wait…
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Donny? Donny, what are you doing here?
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Look, I had to see Bridget.
I need to see her.
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I'm desperate…
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oh, my God, Mr. Hennessy,
you beat me with a toilet brush?
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Would you stick to the subject?
What happened to you?
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I hitchhiked all the way here. But to
see Bridget again, I was happy to ride
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in the back of that
truck with all those pigs.
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Did that come from the
master bath or the girls bathroom?
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What does that matter?
-You're right.
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All that matters is seeing
Bridget and winning her back.
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She's the whole reason I went AWOL.
-AWOL?
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Donny, you're in the military.
This isn't just cutting class.
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It's desertion. They,
they shoot people for that!
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I don't care. I'd gladly face a
thousand firing squads for Bridget.
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I'm gonna have to call your parents.
-No, don't do that. They'll kill me.
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No, wait. Come on now,
listen… You got pig smell.
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I'm serious, Donny. You
have to get back to your
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dorm before anyone notices
you ve gone ‘A ‘W ‘O ‘L.
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Sir, I know I can
make Bridget love me.
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Then again, a long stretch in
the brig might do you some good.
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Cate, he's not listening! Forget
it, I'll wait until you're off
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the phone with the Doyles.
-Yeah, well they won't even notice.
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They're on another crying jag.
I told ‘em about the pig truck.
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Where do kids get this idea that
they're meant to be together?
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Paul, he's young and
hopelessly in love.
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Don't you remember
what that was like?
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- No! Do you?
- No.
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But, but you pretend.
- Right.
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Okay… Donny, you and Bridget are
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obviously meant to be together.
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But if you obsess about
her, and, you know, break
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into her home, she could
take it the wrong way.
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You know, women, how they are.
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So you're saying,
if she sees me here,
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she might think I'm a
little pathetic and needy?
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No, I'm saying that'she,
along with most
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courts,
will think you're a stalker.
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I gotta get back to Annapolis.
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You know, that toilet
brush whoopin might
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be the best thing that's
ever happened to me.
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Thanks, Mr. Hennessy.
-You betcha.
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Donny, your parents
will be here any minute.
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No.
- Paul, you really pummeled him.
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I feel bad.
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Stop gloating. He
didn't even fight back.
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Not after the ass-whippin I dished out.
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Donny?
My god, what are you doing here?
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I am not a stalker…
or pathetic or needy.
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You smell like a pig.
-Yeah, long story.
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Bridget, I thought you were in bed.
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I was studying.
-Without books?
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Ever hear of the Internet?
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The computer's here.
And you do not have a laptop.
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And whose fault is that?
-Okay, alright, you two.
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Look, before Bridget ends up
with a free laptop, why don't
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you just show Donny where
we keep the antiseptic?
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Alright, where is he?
-Now, Fred, your blood pressure.
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Our boy's gone AWOL.
Somebody's in for a spanking!
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Fred! Fred! -What?
-You wanna cinch that?
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You were in a fight with my Dad?
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Well, it wasn t so much a fight as a…
-That is so cool.
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- battle to the death.
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Well, after Donny and
I had our little chat,
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I'm pretty sure he's going
back to the Naval Academy.
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Mom, Dad: I'm dropping
out of the Naval Academy.
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You're what?
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Bridget changed her mind.
She's taking me back!
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Daddy, look at him.
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He's just so... Edward Norton
in Fight Club right now.
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Donny, you can't throw
everything away for
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some girl who's not even
good enough for you!
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Is it your life's
mission to destroy me?
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Robe!.
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Bridget's not good enough
to date Donny. Yeah, well
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Donny's not good enough to date Bridget!
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Maybe you should have
gone to law school.
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Dad!
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No, honey… I'm fine.
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What is it, Kerry?
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Here we are,
another morning talking about Bridget.
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Honey, I know that's hard.
-No, no, she deserves the attention.
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After all she does have
two boyfriends right now.
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You guys think I care
that nobody noticed
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I snuck out and stayed
out past curfew?
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Back up a second.
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Okay, it was just a few
minutes past curfew.
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Not that. Bridget has two boyfriends?
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God, no one is interested in me.
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Honey, of course
we're interested in you.
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What can you tell us about Bridget?
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And what about this other boyfriend?
-Kerry, wait! -Wait! Kerry! Kerry!
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We are really upset with you. You get
back here, right now! Who am I kidding.
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This is unbelievable!
Donny drops out of school
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to be with Bridget and
she's two-timing him.
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Yeah, well we have to talk to her.
-Damn right, we're gonna talk to her.
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You notice we never have
problems like this with the boy?
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Bye, Dad.
- See ya, son.
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Yeah?
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Bridget, you're going out with Donny,
and you have another boyfriend?
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Yeah. Isn't it funny how
everything just worked out?
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Do you, do you realize
that Donny's giving up his
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dream of being in the Navy
to come here and be with you?
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Meanwhile, tomorrow you
could just decide to dump him.
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I can't believe you
think I'm that fickle.
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Well,
you did dump him yesterday.
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That is so like you just
to dredge up the past.
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You know, the only reason I
broke up with him is because
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you told me to follow my heart.
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We were talking about law school!
Cate, you're here. Good.
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Daddy thinks I'm fickle.
-Sweetheart… you are fickle.
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Gang up on me. What is
this an intervention?
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Bridget, you cannot do this to Donny.
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Can't you see you're wrong?
You… Cate, tell her.
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Look, Paul, we ve already
talked to her. She's a big girl.
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She's gonna do what she's gonna do.
-Okay, you guys, look just,
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stop worrying!
Now that I'm going out
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with Donny,
I'm gonna break it off with Damian.
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Well, if that's your final decision...
I'll just wait 5 minutes.
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Bridget, Donny is risking everything
for you and you kind of like him.
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You gotta let him go.
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Would it kill you, for once in
your life, to listen to your dad?
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I'm listening.
I am listening.
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Now, if you guys don't
mind, I have a date with
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Donny and this skirt
is way too long.
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Bridget!
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Bridget will be right down.
-Thanks.
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So, have you decided?
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-Decided what?
-Hanging or Firing Squad?
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Rory!
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I'd go for hanging, it breaks the
neck, you don't feel a thing.
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Get out! Get out!
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Hey, Bridget.
-Hey, Donny.
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You look so beautiful.
-Thanks.
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I'm glad I dashed my
childhood dreams for you.
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Oh my God!
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- You okay, Mr. Hennessy?
- Yeah, I'm fine. You have fun.
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I have a great night planned.
-Cool.
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Actually, you know what?
Donny, I can't do this.
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Do what?
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You know, quitting Navy
College and risking hanging
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is like the sweetest thing
anyone's ever done for me.
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Thanks.
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But, I d hate to see you
risk your whole future
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just because you're
crazy over me.
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I mean, I understand
it… but, God, I can't
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believe I m saying this…
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I may not be worth it.
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But Bridget, you…
- No, don't say anything.
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Okay. My mind's made up.
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But… -Donny,
you have to go back to school,
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okay. Here's your pin.
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You back so soon?
- You were listening.
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Noooo, I was not listening.
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And I am so proud of you.
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That was a tremendous
sacrifice you made, Bridget.
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Well, you know, it was the right
thing to do. It was actually you, Dad.
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I mean, you told me not to be selfish
cause I could be ruining his future.
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You listened. I can't tell you
how much this means to me.
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Besides, when he got all cleaned
up and the bristle marks faded,
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he lost, like, half his hotness.
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-No, stop right there. You listened.
You listened to your Dad!
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Now, he's not even
nearly as hot as Damian.
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Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah! You
listened! -I m gonna call Damian.
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You listened!
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Hello? Anybody out there?
¡we're out of toilet paper!
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Again! How could we possibly go
through a twenty pack in 2 days?
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Is anyone out there? Please.
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Alright,
I hope everybody read my column.
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