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OK, Maggie.
I'll see you in a few.
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Well, looks like Maggie
decided to cut her
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- weekend with the girls short.
- Lucky girls.
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Paul! Well, yeah.
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No, I mean, no! Maggie has been
through a really rough time.
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I think we should
show her some compassion.
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Come on. It's human nature.
It's like me and Ted.
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I can't say that I'm entirely unhappy
that Mr. Favorite-Son-in-Law
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couldn't seem to make his marriage work
while "second-best" Paul Hennessy
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has been able to
stick it out all these years.
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"Stick it out"?
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Cherish. I meant cherish.
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- [doorbell rings]
- All right, that's her. Be good.
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Oh, oh, wait, Paul, I can feel
a dark cloud on the other side.
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This must be what it feels like
when Death comes a-knockin'.
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"A-knockin'?" I thought we were
supposed to show some compassion.
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Yeah, yeah, you're right.
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Open the door and let
Saddy McSad-Sad in.
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I'm back.
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Well, hello.
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- Eyes up!
- I mean, hello.
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Maggie, you look... Wow!
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Yeah.
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I know!
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I decided this weekend that I was gonna
change my attitude about everything.
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Oh, I am so proud of you.
And I'm just happy you're...
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You're...
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Look, I'm sorry, Maggie,
but your breasts...
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- You are at least a cup size bigger.
- Try three cup sizes!
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But you were telling us
about your weekend.
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Oh, these?
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I went out and bought a water bra
just for fun. What the heck?
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Men looked at me! I felt better.
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Whoa...
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- Aunt Maggie?
- Aunt Maggie?
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Oh, girls, your Aunt Maggie
just looks three cup sizes bigger
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because she got a water bra.
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We were gonna ask what
she was doing home so soon.
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- Oh.
- Aunt Maggie!
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Gee, Rory, I thought
you didn't like hugs.
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Shh. I can hear the ocean.
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- Rory! Get over here! Sit down!
- Sit down!
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Don't hit Rory!
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I think that we can all agree.
Doesn't Maggie look great?
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She looks fantastic!
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Don't you have
writing to do or something?
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Cate, we have guests.
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Oh, Aunt Maggie,
tell us about your weekend.
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I took your dad's advice,
called up some old friends
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and they told me
to stop feeling sorry for myself.
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- I told you that too.
- Yeah, but they didn't use that tone.
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Don't I know that tone! You know,
it's a guy at work. Drives me nuts.
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Did you know there is a whole substrata
of women who've gotten out
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from under the yoke of marriage
and blossomed?
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A few of us are
going to Italy this summer.
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As one of those still under the yoke,
I'm happy for you.
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- Aunt Maggie!
- All right, that's enough.
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- Take him upstairs.
- Wait! Wait! Wait!
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- I'm really sorry, Maggie.
- Oh, no, no, just...
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No, I...
Get upstairs.
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Well, that sounds great,
Aunt Maggie.
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I've always wanted a group of friends
to share life's heartaches with.
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What're you talking about?
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- We went shopping.
- That's what I do when I get sad!
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Or mad or glad or bad.
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- What'd you get?
- Two of everything. Let me show you!
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What... did you get new shoes?
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- You must be psychic.
- You know, sometimes I think I am.
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Aunt Maggie!
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Oh, my God, Mom,
she's gone to the blonde side.
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Now there's two of them.
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I'm happy for her. I'm happy.
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Oh, Mom...
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Look at me.
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You're the sensitive one.
You're smart.
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You have inner beauty
and sooner or later,
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people are gonna realize
what they've been missing.
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Sucks, doesn't it?
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[knock on door]
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Bridget, have you seen my thesaurus?
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Oh, right, never mind.
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What are you doing?
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Waiting for Donny to call.
I really need to speak to him.
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[phone rings]
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Donny!
Daddy, leave.
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Ask Donny if he knows
a better word for, um...
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- Out!
- I'm leaving.
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Donny, hi.
OK, I need your undivided attention.
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For the next few moments,
it's only you and...
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Bridget, I'm just calling to say
I can't talk. I'm on restriction.
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Why?
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For talking to you.
We went way past curfew last night.
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Bridget, I've never met a girl
who can talk so much.
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Thank you.
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- Donny, I miss you.
- I miss you, too.
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I gave up my whole life for you.
None of my friends will speak to me.
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I had to have lunch with
Mitch "The Math-a-Magician."
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A math-a-magician?
I don't know how I feel about that.
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Donny, I'm lonely.
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Let me tell you something that'll
keep you going till Christmas.
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Something I've never told another girl.
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- Yeah?
- I...
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Sir, yes, sir!
Hanging up right now, sir!
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Hey, guys, I just got off the phone
with Carter Tibbits, NASCAR legend.
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I'm writing his book.
No big deal.
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You're riveted, I see.
We're having a disagreement.
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Now, does this paragraph "suck" to you?
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"My diaper was a checkered flag.
My bottle, a can of 50-weight oil.
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My..." Oh, it does suck.
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Kerry, is that a... Is that a new top?
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Uh-huh. Aunt Maggie gave it to me.
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I don't want you wearing that
outside this house.
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- No problem.
- Kerry, take over for a sec.
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- Kyle's killing me.
- Oh, OK.
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I'm killing you!
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- What're you looking at?
- Nothing.
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Don't objectify me!
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I wasn't. I was just
looking at your body.
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- Well, don't.
- OK, OK. Jeez.
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Oh, Bridget, some of
your friends dropped by.
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- Really?
- Yeah, Heather, Danielle and...
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Oh, yeah, I'm lying.
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- Hey, Kyle.
- 'Sup?
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Don't objectify me.
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- What?
- Rory, I have gotta go.
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What are you doing?
You have a boyfriend.
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He's somewhere in Maryland
doing push-ups.
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Doesn't mean you can hit on Kyle.
Can't have your cake and eat it, too.
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I was just flirting. Besides,
Kyle's like a crash test dummy.
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- Besides, what do you care?
- Well, as a matter of fact...
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You know, Kerry, isn't that top
a little trashy and revealing?
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- You have one just like it.
- Mine's blue.
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- We're back.
- Aunt Maggie!
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Sit!
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There you are, Bridget.
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I know you've been a little down,
so I brought you a present.
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Really? [gasps]
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Oh, my gosh! No way! Thank you!
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Huh.
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So, uh, what was in the bag?
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Somethin'.
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Somethin' what?
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Just... somethin'.
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Just somethin' what?
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None of your beeswax.
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Actually, it is my bees...
What's in the damn bag?
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OK, OK. Somethin'.
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Somethin' what?
Oh, my God. I just...
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Ha!
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- Bridget! What are you wearing?
- It's a water bra!
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- Well, take it off!
- No! I love it.
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And the guys will love it... them.
Oh, I'm so back on top with these.
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Hello Mary-Kate. Hello Ashley.
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- Talk about a Full House.
- What guys will love it?
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You're in an exclusive relationship
with Donny Doyle, remember?
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- Another reason to take it off!
- But he's so far away.
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Exclusive and he's far away?
This is a no-brainer.
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Have your cake and eat it too.
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Life is short. Who's to know?
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And what kind of advice
are you giving her?
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Yeah, what kind of advice
are you giving her?
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Just telling her to have a little fun.
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- God, Cate, you're so negative.
- God! Look, Aunt Maggie.
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There's two of them.
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All right, Rory, Kerry, out!
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Bridget, you go upstairs
and take that off!
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- What? Mom! God!
- Now!
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- Bridget!
- I'll go to her. She'll listen to me.
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Bridget, honey.
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[sighs]
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Paul?
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Satan?
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You have no idea
what is going on with your girls.
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
I need to write.
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I told you that Maggie was
gonna be a bad influence.
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She is corrupting Bridget.
Do you know what she bought her?
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- That's between me and her.
- OK, that's it. I have had it.
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Come on, I need to have a career here,
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but this constant din in this house
is impeding my creativity
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and any possibility of
turning out a NASCAR classic.
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So both of you
are going to leave right now.
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You're gonna fix this,
because I already
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- have my own teenage daughters.
- Don't talk to me that way!
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- I'm not ten!
- Go!
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[both] Yeah, right, Paul!
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"Maggie's a bad influence.
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You have no idea
what's going on with your daught..."
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"Early Pregnancy Detection Kit"?
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Bridget.
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Bridget!
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- Doyle!
- Dad?
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The boy. Come here.
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You haven't been watching
Field of Dreams again, have you?
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Can't a father love his son?
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- Where's Bridget?
- She went out to the...
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- You're snooping around.
- No. I'm parenting.
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What are we "parenting" for?
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I'm looking for something...
Popsicle-sized.
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- Closet. Top shelf. Shoe box.
- Closet. Top shelf. Shoe box.
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This is Bridget's report card.
I've never seen this.
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Oh. That's not like a Popsicle at all.
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By the way, did Kyle call?
He said he might drop by.
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Kyle!
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Doyle!
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Kyle! Doyle?
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Bridget!
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Jeez, no!
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Come back! Come back!
Save! Save! Save!
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!
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[horn honking]
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Bye, Daddy. That's for me.
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Kerry?
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Kyle!
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[phone ringing]
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Come on, Cate. Pick up.
Pick up. Pick up. Pick up.
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[phone ringing]
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- Hello?
- Rory?
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How did you...
Get off the phone!
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What happened to "hug me"?
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Bridget, I need you
to get home right now.
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Dad, I can't talk right now.
I'm with my friends.
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Well, I'm with Laurie.
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- Lacey.
- Lacey.
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I do too like her. I'm almost home.
I'm practically in the garage.
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Do you like ponies? If you had a pony,
what would you name it?
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My life is over.
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Oh, my God.
The mullet brothers are looking at me.
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Lucky. Ooh, that's
a good name for a pony.
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Bridget, you know Luke and Tyler?
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No.
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Dude, how come
you never talk to us at school?
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- You're, like, too good for us?
- Yeah, bro, just 'cause we're all
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"business in the front,
party in the back"?
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- Yo! I was talking to her, dude!
- Dude!
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Dude, I went to a dude ranch
two summers ago.
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I have a picture of me on a pony.
You wanna see?
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Donny, come back.
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I'll kill him! I'll kill him!
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Who am I killing? Kyle! Doyle!
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I'm onto all of you!
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Justin Timberlake! Josh Hartnett!
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Guy from boy band I don't know.
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OK. We've taken the obligatory lap, been
in every store and pretended to browse.
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- Are we ever gonna talk?
- What's the point? All we do is fight.
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That's the first thing
we've agreed on today.
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Why don't we go home, I'll pack
and we'll try this another time?
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In what? Another two to three years
when we see each other again?
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Oh.
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Maggie! Look. Come here.
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Oh, Kerry. It's your sister Bridget.
What happened to her older boyfriend?
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She's with Laurie and
those two guys that sleep in the car.
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- That'll teach her to blow us off.
- Yeah.
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- This is...
- Not good.
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- Kerry. Kyle.
- Bridget.
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I, uh, gotta go to the
other side of the mall...
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...touch it and then come back.
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- Oh, my God.
- Oh, I know.
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Look how they love each other.
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- Get out of here!
- You get out of here!
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- Ow!
- Look how close they are.
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You remember when we were like that?
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Yeah, before you started
shutting me out of your life.
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- My old boyfriend!
- Ow! My new boyfriend!
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- Ow! My mall!
- Ow! You can have the librar... Eee!
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What are you talking about,
shutting you out of my life?
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- I keep in touch.
- Oh, yeah.
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We send Christmas cards
and birthday presents.
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We talk on the phone. A lot.
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And yet you never once mentioned
that you and Ted were having problems.
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I'm your sister, Maggie. I wanna help.
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And yet I had to learn about
your divorce from Mom. Mom!
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And we both know
how much fun it is to talk to Mom!
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And what's the deal with Mom's eyebrows?
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I know. I know.
They're up to her forehead.
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She always looks surprised.
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Why have you always
left me out of your life?
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'Cause yours is so great.
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And mine... Well, I mean, Cate...
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I don't begrudge you your happiness,
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but sometimes I feel a little jealous.
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I mean, you do everything so well
and I've always lived in your shadow.
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Sometimes literally.
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You're jealous of me? Really?
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- I was always jealous of your friends.
- My friends?
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Who got to know you better than I did.
286
00:16:37,241 --> 00:16:42,258
You were always so funny
and interesting... to them.
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And now, with all that's going on,
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and you and your substrata
going and jetting off to Italy. And...
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It sounds so exciting.
I guess I'm a little jealous again.
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Jealous of me?
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I've waited my whole life to hear that.
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Why are you so shocked, B?
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I mean, you moved on from high school.
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You got what you wanted.
You got Donny.
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You even released Kyle
to the universe. Remember?
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You're right. You're right.
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I made my bed and now
I have to let sleeping dogs lie in it.
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Oh, Beach.
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00:17:24,045 --> 00:17:26,696
It's OK. I just have
to stick it out until Christmas.
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00:17:26,765 --> 00:17:29,610
God, being pinned is not
what I thought it was.
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I'm lonely and I have two little holes
in my favorite dress.
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00:17:34,538 --> 00:17:38,531
Well, have fun being popular.
It's not as easy as it looks.
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Popular? Me?
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God, I never thought I'd hear that.
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00:17:45,543 --> 00:17:48,160
- Say it again, now. Say it again.
- No.
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Italy, Cate. Me in a little café
with a waiter named Paolo.
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OK, make it Fabio and I'll be jealous.
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Really, really jealous.
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Thank you.
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Come here to me. My darling.
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- Let's go.
- OK.
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00:18:10,081 --> 00:18:12,732
Come on.
Let's find some liquor and men.
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00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:18,519
- That waiter was flirting with me.
- Oh, he was a busboy.
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00:18:18,591 --> 00:18:20,958
I got a good feeling about him.
He's going places.
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00:18:21,566 --> 00:18:24,020
All right, Maggie,
I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
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00:18:24,093 --> 00:18:25,402
- Paul!
- Cate, wait a minute.
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You two have been so wonderful to me.
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I am actually ready
to go back to New York.
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The new, improved,
happy and positive me.
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00:18:32,762 --> 00:18:35,032
Oh, it's gonna kill Ted.
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00:18:36,186 --> 00:18:38,520
I have to talk to you.
Something happened today.
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- What is it?
- [Rory] Aunt Maggie!
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00:18:42,809 --> 00:18:44,303
What's wrong with you, Paul?
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Honey, I know I've been crazed
about my career,
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but I want you to know from now on
my family comes first and...
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...and you and I will deal with this.
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00:18:52,054 --> 00:18:54,509
Deal with what?
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00:18:54,582 --> 00:18:57,199
You two, come here!
Girls, sit on the couch, right now.
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- Sit down, quickly!
- Paul?
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- I can't do this.
- Paul, what is going on?
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We need to find who this belongs to.
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00:19:23,758 --> 00:19:25,896
- Oh.
- I know. I can't believe it.
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00:19:26,542 --> 00:19:28,483
Kerry. Bridget.
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Beach. Care Bear.
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Paul...
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...it's mine.
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