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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,803 --> 00:00:07,075 [alarm beeping] 2 00:00:11,148 --> 00:00:13,092 - Bridget? - Yes. Wake up, Daddy. 3 00:00:13,166 --> 00:00:15,438 You can't snooze your life away. Up and at 'em. 4 00:00:15,537 --> 00:00:19,022 - [groaning] I don't wanna. - You promised to take me driving. 5 00:00:19,414 --> 00:00:20,725 [groans] 6 00:00:20,824 --> 00:00:24,691 I didn't say as soon as it becomes today, I said some time today. 7 00:00:24,765 --> 00:00:28,250 - This is some time. - So is later. Hon, it's Saturday. 8 00:00:28,322 --> 00:00:30,365 Go downstairs and watch some cartoons. 9 00:00:30,437 --> 00:00:35,080 Come on, you said I need more practice before I can get my driver's license. 10 00:00:35,147 --> 00:00:37,868 - You're already awake. - Oh, that is so convenient. 11 00:00:38,127 --> 00:00:40,552 - OK, we'll go. - OK, I'll see you downstairs. 12 00:00:43,255 --> 00:00:45,265 - [Bridget] Five minutes! - Make it ten. 13 00:00:45,338 --> 00:00:48,921 - [Bridget] Don't make me come up there. - All right, all right. Jeez! 14 00:01:07,608 --> 00:01:09,366 It wasn't my fault. 15 00:01:09,433 --> 00:01:12,219 I took that turn wide only because you kept yelling at me. 16 00:01:12,286 --> 00:01:15,137 I was speaking loudly, yet calmly, to draw your attention 17 00:01:15,234 --> 00:01:16,927 to the parked car you nearly hit. 18 00:01:17,028 --> 00:01:19,682 I wasn't even close, I missed it by, like, a foot. 19 00:01:19,752 --> 00:01:21,697 Yes, she missed it by, like, a foot. 20 00:01:22,219 --> 00:01:23,530 It didn't go well, huh? 21 00:01:23,629 --> 00:01:27,890 I'm not sure, I spent most of the time looking at my forearms. 22 00:01:29,076 --> 00:01:32,496 - That girl is not ready to drive a car. - She's ready for her license. 23 00:01:32,569 --> 00:01:35,802 - When I take her out, she's fine. - Well, sure, she's relaxed. 24 00:01:35,870 --> 00:01:39,453 If she crashes with you in the car, at least there's a nurse on the scene. 25 00:01:40,132 --> 00:01:43,300 It helps when someone isn't stomping on the imaginary brake 26 00:01:43,368 --> 00:01:47,268 - every time a candy wrapper blows by. - I thought it was a small dog, OK? 27 00:01:47,374 --> 00:01:50,377 Can't see why you're against letting her get behind the wheel. 28 00:01:50,449 --> 00:01:52,525 - Thank you, Kerry. - Although, she has had 29 00:01:52,628 --> 00:01:55,480 - a lot more practice in the backseat. - Oh, my God! 30 00:01:56,601 --> 00:01:59,256 A good driver would know how to control herself. 31 00:01:59,325 --> 00:02:01,400 You are so funny. 32 00:02:02,338 --> 00:02:05,538 - Ready to go, Mom? - Oh, right. Shoes. 33 00:02:05,606 --> 00:02:06,654 Again. 34 00:02:06,727 --> 00:02:10,027 Rory, you're just growing up so fast. Stop it. 35 00:02:10,445 --> 00:02:13,995 - If I had my license, I could take him. - She's right, Paul. 36 00:02:14,065 --> 00:02:17,419 She's ready to drive and she could be a big help with errands. 37 00:02:17,494 --> 00:02:20,629 - She'd remember to pick things up. - I just need a reminder. 38 00:02:20,698 --> 00:02:24,795 Uh-huh. Yeah, I can see how, "Paul, we need milk," could seem a little vague. 39 00:02:25,409 --> 00:02:27,386 Shouldn't you be off getting shoes? 40 00:02:27,459 --> 00:02:30,212 - I thought it was vague, too, Dad. - You see? Vague! 41 00:02:30,728 --> 00:02:32,738 Dad, can I get cool shoes like Curtis has? 42 00:02:32,811 --> 00:02:34,057 Of course you can, my boy. 43 00:02:34,125 --> 00:02:38,801 No. Do you know how much they cost? It's either shoes or college. 44 00:02:39,284 --> 00:02:41,676 I'm not college material. 45 00:02:41,751 --> 00:02:44,504 - Bye. - Oh, and don't forget, we need milk. 46 00:02:44,570 --> 00:02:47,771 - Uh-huh. OK, milk. - See, Mom thinks I'm ready to drive. 47 00:02:47,839 --> 00:02:50,461 Mom also thought I was ready for fatherhood. 48 00:02:51,364 --> 00:02:54,117 Dad, I'm serious. I turned 16 four months ago. 49 00:02:54,183 --> 00:02:57,155 I passed Driver's Ed, I put in my hours, I know how to drive. 50 00:02:57,228 --> 00:02:59,652 That's fine for the State of Michigan, not for me. 51 00:02:59,727 --> 00:03:03,278 - Any idiot can drive a car. - Then let her get her license. 52 00:03:03,348 --> 00:03:05,139 She is so funny. 53 00:03:06,359 --> 00:03:10,161 Bridget, it's not enough that you know how to drive a car. 54 00:03:10,269 --> 00:03:11,864 Before I let you get a license, 55 00:03:11,935 --> 00:03:14,327 I need to be sure you know how to take care of a car. 56 00:03:14,402 --> 00:03:18,150 That means changing the oil, inspecting the belts and the hoses. 57 00:03:18,216 --> 00:03:19,527 Uh, fixing flats. 58 00:03:19,594 --> 00:03:21,768 If I learn how to do all that, then can I get it? 59 00:03:21,837 --> 00:03:24,109 - We'll talk. - [groans] I'm never gonna drive! 60 00:03:24,176 --> 00:03:26,251 Not with that negative attitude. 61 00:03:27,220 --> 00:03:30,541 Kerr... Kerry, you left some papers behind. 62 00:03:30,617 --> 00:03:32,507 You can just toss them in the trash. 63 00:03:32,571 --> 00:03:35,991 Can I, because that's the kind of thing I live for. 64 00:03:37,763 --> 00:03:40,100 - So... an art competition? - [Kerry] Excuse me. 65 00:03:40,165 --> 00:03:42,405 Don't read that. That's my personal... trash. 66 00:03:42,473 --> 00:03:44,615 Well, it's my house, my trash. 67 00:03:45,196 --> 00:03:46,988 So this art competition... 68 00:03:47,055 --> 00:03:49,327 It's so not a big deal, some statewide thing. 69 00:03:49,426 --> 00:03:52,146 - I'm not entering. - Kerry, you're a great artist. 70 00:03:52,214 --> 00:03:55,764 You've always been a great artist. I still have that bunny you drew me. 71 00:03:55,835 --> 00:03:57,692 I was five, and it was a giraffe. 72 00:03:58,302 --> 00:04:02,366 Well, still, you showed a remarkable command of light and color. 73 00:04:02,436 --> 00:04:04,031 I don't need to enter a contest. 74 00:04:04,102 --> 00:04:06,560 I don't care what people think, I do it for myself. 75 00:04:06,633 --> 00:04:09,452 Well, it would be nice to let people see it. 76 00:04:09,517 --> 00:04:12,488 Come on, Care Bear, put yourself out there. Don't hide. 77 00:04:12,561 --> 00:04:16,243 - You got something you can enter? - There was something I was working on. 78 00:04:16,310 --> 00:04:17,774 Great! All right. 79 00:04:17,848 --> 00:04:21,465 You know, sometimes in life, the biggest risk is not taking one. 80 00:04:21,565 --> 00:04:23,641 Did you read that on a bumper sticker? 81 00:04:23,713 --> 00:04:26,750 Actually, yeah, it was on the parked car Bridget nearly hit. 82 00:04:29,608 --> 00:04:31,301 - Hey, Cate. - Hey. 83 00:04:31,403 --> 00:04:34,342 - Where have you two been? - Dad took me to get art supplies. 84 00:04:34,415 --> 00:04:38,796 I got Kerry to enter an art competition by turning on the Hennessy charm. 85 00:04:39,286 --> 00:04:41,940 - And you fell for that? - I threw him a bone. 86 00:04:43,066 --> 00:04:47,131 OK. I'm gonna go create, so don't even ask when I'll be coming out of my room. 87 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:49,625 So how did your shoe shopping go with Rory? 88 00:04:49,700 --> 00:04:52,999 - Eighty-five dollars. - Eighty-five... 89 00:04:53,064 --> 00:04:54,560 For a pair of sneakers? 90 00:04:54,634 --> 00:04:56,906 - I gotta see these. - Go look out the window. 91 00:04:56,973 --> 00:04:59,530 He's riding his bike over them so they don't look new. 92 00:04:59,601 --> 00:05:01,840 Oh. That's nice. 93 00:05:03,254 --> 00:05:04,368 Did you get the milk? 94 00:05:05,208 --> 00:05:07,382 It's not so easy, is it? 95 00:05:07,451 --> 00:05:09,144 Ha ha! 96 00:05:11,874 --> 00:05:13,283 Bridget, how's it going? 97 00:05:13,348 --> 00:05:16,199 Oh, great, this car maintenance stuff is so cinchy. 98 00:05:16,295 --> 00:05:19,715 Whose legs are those? Please tell me you didn't run over somebody. 99 00:05:20,493 --> 00:05:23,464 - What up, Papa H? - Kyle. 100 00:05:23,537 --> 00:05:27,120 - What are you doing here? - Showing our girl around an engine. 101 00:05:27,190 --> 00:05:30,610 She's not "our girl." My girl, my garage, my engine. 102 00:05:30,683 --> 00:05:33,053 I don't want you showing her around anything. 103 00:05:33,118 --> 00:05:35,970 Dude, maybe you should change your oil more often. 104 00:05:36,034 --> 00:05:37,280 It was like mud in there. 105 00:05:37,348 --> 00:05:40,286 Really, Daddy, it should be done every 3,000 miles. 106 00:05:40,360 --> 00:05:42,250 Dude. So, you changed the oil? 107 00:05:42,315 --> 00:05:44,773 - Wait, before you get mad... - No, it's too late. 108 00:05:44,878 --> 00:05:46,953 - Bridget said it'd be OK. - She was wrong. 109 00:05:47,025 --> 00:05:49,232 Is that my favorite Michigan sweatshirt? 110 00:05:49,300 --> 00:05:50,895 Yeah, and it's real comfy. 111 00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:53,715 Get out. 112 00:05:55,293 --> 00:05:57,237 I wanted to give Bridget a kiss goodbye. 113 00:05:58,144 --> 00:05:59,640 I know. 114 00:06:03,399 --> 00:06:07,398 What is your damage? God, you told me you want me to learn to change the oil. 115 00:06:07,469 --> 00:06:08,965 Yes, you. Not... Kyle. 116 00:06:09,071 --> 00:06:12,009 I was, but he came over and he's all, "You're doing it wrong." 117 00:06:12,083 --> 00:06:14,607 I'm like, "Shut up," and he's all, "Let me show you." 118 00:06:14,678 --> 00:06:17,136 I'm all, "Fine, you do it." I held the flashlight. 119 00:06:17,242 --> 00:06:21,503 I don't believe you. You really think you can get through life on looks alone? 120 00:06:23,426 --> 00:06:24,802 Well, you can't. 121 00:06:24,868 --> 00:06:28,386 Please let me get my license today. Please! I promised Amber I'd drive her 122 00:06:28,457 --> 00:06:31,111 by Griffin's to see if Tiffany's car is in the driveway. 123 00:06:31,213 --> 00:06:34,414 We already know it is. God, Tiffany is such dirty business. 124 00:06:34,481 --> 00:06:38,742 As dirty as Tiffany's business may be, you didn't hold your end of the bargain. 125 00:06:38,806 --> 00:06:42,357 But, I need to drive to get... places... today. 126 00:06:42,908 --> 00:06:45,814 You're gonna have to think of other ways to get places. 127 00:06:46,849 --> 00:06:49,024 I need more boyfriends. 128 00:06:59,700 --> 00:07:02,900 - Not until it's finished. - Get over yourself, I'm just bored. 129 00:07:03,608 --> 00:07:05,301 [sighs] You know, Dad is such a jerk. 130 00:07:05,370 --> 00:07:08,189 He backs out of our deal 'cause I let a cute guy work on the car. 131 00:07:08,254 --> 00:07:12,253 - Meanwhile, his mechanic works on it. - And he's cute! Dad's a hypocrite, 132 00:07:12,356 --> 00:07:15,743 I hate him. He's totally on me about getting my license. 133 00:07:15,817 --> 00:07:20,460 He's acting like he's some kind of car-driving God guy. 134 00:07:21,969 --> 00:07:24,143 Cool painting. I don't get it. 135 00:07:24,212 --> 00:07:27,927 - I just started it so... - Not whatever that is. I don't get Dad. 136 00:07:27,993 --> 00:07:32,189 - Why wouldn't he let me get my license? - Dad doesn't take you seriously. 137 00:07:32,255 --> 00:07:34,976 You keep saying the same thing over and over again. 138 00:07:35,043 --> 00:07:38,660 "Daddy, can I get my license?" "Daddy, can I get my license?" 139 00:07:39,241 --> 00:07:41,251 He's got you jumping through hoops. 140 00:07:41,324 --> 00:07:44,459 You have to take a stand. Like I'm taking a stand with my artwork. 141 00:07:44,527 --> 00:07:47,466 I'm gonna show those judges something they have never seen. 142 00:07:47,540 --> 00:07:50,773 You're right. I've gotta get Dad to take me seriously. 143 00:07:50,841 --> 00:07:53,364 Kerry, you look serious all the time, how do you do it? 144 00:07:57,345 --> 00:07:58,940 Like that. 145 00:08:06,637 --> 00:08:07,686 OK, Daddy. 146 00:08:07,759 --> 00:08:11,506 If I can prove I know more about driving then you, can I get my license today? 147 00:08:11,572 --> 00:08:12,883 - Sure, honey. - OK. 148 00:08:12,982 --> 00:08:15,604 True or false. This is a true or false question. 149 00:08:17,244 --> 00:08:19,035 I understand. 150 00:08:19,647 --> 00:08:22,880 All right, when passing a tractor, you honk your horn three times. 151 00:08:22,948 --> 00:08:26,815 I'd honk once then ask the guy what he's doing driving a tractor on our street. 152 00:08:26,889 --> 00:08:29,281 - Dad! True or false! - OK, true! 153 00:08:29,356 --> 00:08:32,207 Ha! False, you don't honk at all. One wrong. Second question: 154 00:08:32,304 --> 00:08:34,544 In terms of a clock, where's the safest place 155 00:08:34,612 --> 00:08:37,266 - to put your hand on the wheel? - I know, ten and two. 156 00:08:37,335 --> 00:08:39,411 Wrong, since the introduction of air bags, 157 00:08:39,514 --> 00:08:41,884 nine and three have become the recommended spots. 158 00:08:41,950 --> 00:08:43,643 Nine and three? Would've thought 159 00:08:43,744 --> 00:08:46,267 - that'd been bigger news. - I know this book cold. 160 00:08:46,339 --> 00:08:48,612 I could drive an ambulance. I want my license. 161 00:08:48,679 --> 00:08:49,607 Bridge... 162 00:08:50,056 --> 00:08:53,673 - Kerry? What's the matter? - Nothing, please leave me alone. 163 00:08:53,773 --> 00:08:56,144 See, she's fine. I still don't have my license. 164 00:08:56,209 --> 00:09:00,109 - You're not gonna get it now. - You said if I knew more, I could. 165 00:09:00,182 --> 00:09:03,415 I'll tell you something, you'll drive when I say you can drive. 166 00:09:03,514 --> 00:09:06,518 This is so unfair. I have jumped over every hoop! 167 00:09:08,514 --> 00:09:11,300 - So, Kerry... - I don't want to talk about it. 168 00:09:14,088 --> 00:09:15,585 Honey... 169 00:09:16,972 --> 00:09:19,048 ...is it boys? 170 00:09:19,985 --> 00:09:23,022 School? Female things? 171 00:09:24,823 --> 00:09:28,373 - I don't want to talk about it. - Sorry. 172 00:09:28,956 --> 00:09:31,294 All of the above? Or, sorry. No. 173 00:09:31,360 --> 00:09:33,435 OK, we don't have to talk about it. 174 00:09:33,539 --> 00:09:36,860 - They hated my painting. - You didn't even show me your painting. 175 00:09:36,936 --> 00:09:38,367 I didn't want you to see it. 176 00:09:39,916 --> 00:09:42,920 I was the only one in my class who didn't get to the next level. 177 00:09:42,992 --> 00:09:46,859 Including that football player who let his dog do his painting with his tail. 178 00:09:49,016 --> 00:09:50,327 I'm so sorry. 179 00:09:52,989 --> 00:09:55,960 - What kind of dog was it? - Dad! 180 00:09:56,033 --> 00:10:00,032 I know. I know. That's not important. Forget it. Doesn't matter. 181 00:10:02,218 --> 00:10:04,741 God, these are real artists and gallery owners. 182 00:10:04,813 --> 00:10:06,758 They know what they're talking about. 183 00:10:06,832 --> 00:10:10,132 They said my piece did not meet the standards of the competition. 184 00:10:10,196 --> 00:10:12,403 - That could mean anything. - No it can't! 185 00:10:12,984 --> 00:10:16,218 It means I wasn't worth judging. It means that I suck! 186 00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:17,977 Don't be so hard on yourself... 187 00:10:18,047 --> 00:10:20,953 You know what? This is all your fault. 188 00:10:21,027 --> 00:10:22,403 ...or on me. 189 00:10:22,469 --> 00:10:25,058 Why did you make me enter the competition anyway? 190 00:10:25,128 --> 00:10:28,231 Kerry, you told me you didn't care what people thought! 191 00:10:28,301 --> 00:10:31,207 - Dad, I thought you'd want to know... - Not right now, Rory. 192 00:10:31,281 --> 00:10:32,942 OK. 193 00:10:33,011 --> 00:10:34,704 [car engine starting] 194 00:10:34,774 --> 00:10:36,270 Is that my car? 195 00:10:37,754 --> 00:10:41,469 - Is that Bridget driving my car? - Oh, so now you want to know. 196 00:10:48,681 --> 00:10:50,920 Thanks, Terry, let me know if you hear from her. 197 00:10:51,532 --> 00:10:52,711 I don't believe this. 198 00:10:52,782 --> 00:10:55,207 - I can't find Bridget anywhere. - Check the mall? 199 00:10:55,794 --> 00:10:58,186 No, Cate, I checked the libraries and museums. 200 00:10:58,261 --> 00:10:59,954 Of course I checked the mall. 201 00:11:00,601 --> 00:11:04,796 - I need help with my math homework. - We're just a little busy right now. 202 00:11:04,894 --> 00:11:06,106 Just one question. 203 00:11:06,176 --> 00:11:08,448 If a car's going 60 miles an hour, 204 00:11:08,547 --> 00:11:10,972 and can drive 300 miles on a tank of gas, 205 00:11:11,047 --> 00:11:13,701 what time will it be when Bridget gets to Tijuana? 206 00:11:16,398 --> 00:11:18,987 Upstairs. Get upstairs! 207 00:11:19,057 --> 00:11:20,433 Upstairs! 208 00:11:21,332 --> 00:11:22,796 Oh, thank God she's home. 209 00:11:22,871 --> 00:11:25,492 Control yourself. The important thing is she's safe. 210 00:11:25,563 --> 00:11:28,796 - Before you freak out, I'm sorry... - You're not talking. 211 00:11:28,863 --> 00:11:31,769 - What happened, officer? - Driving without a license. 212 00:11:31,843 --> 00:11:34,498 - I'm sorry. I feel terrible. - I don't want to hear it. 213 00:11:34,567 --> 00:11:36,904 What were you thinking? I don't want to hear it! 214 00:11:36,969 --> 00:11:38,663 - No harm done. - No harm done? 215 00:11:38,732 --> 00:11:41,485 - Calm down. - I'm gonna let this go with a warning. 216 00:11:41,552 --> 00:11:44,972 No driving till you get a license. You're a good driver, take the test. 217 00:11:45,077 --> 00:11:48,562 If she's such a good driver, why'd you pull her over? Oh, I get it. 218 00:11:48,634 --> 00:11:50,524 Because she was cute, wasn't it? 219 00:11:50,620 --> 00:11:54,203 No, because she was driving your car with expired registration tags. 220 00:11:57,413 --> 00:11:59,653 Actually, it's, it's my wife's car. 221 00:12:01,867 --> 00:12:05,003 - Well, you can give her this. - Honey, he wants you to have this. 222 00:12:05,072 --> 00:12:06,863 - He wont' let me say I'm sorry. - Stop. 223 00:12:06,930 --> 00:12:10,230 - This is big, Bridget! - If you were not such a jerk! 224 00:12:10,295 --> 00:12:13,201 Hey! Don't you ever talk to your father that way. 225 00:12:13,275 --> 00:12:16,596 Now you go up to your room and you just stay there for... ever. 226 00:12:16,672 --> 00:12:18,300 - Why?! - Upstairs! 227 00:12:18,370 --> 00:12:21,603 - This is unbelievable. - She's just... She's not gonna... 228 00:12:21,670 --> 00:12:24,008 Know what's gonna happen... This is the most... 229 00:12:24,073 --> 00:12:26,148 I feel exactly the same way. 230 00:12:27,086 --> 00:12:30,439 OK, Bridget's handled. Now, would you try to calm down? 231 00:12:30,514 --> 00:12:32,754 I don't think I can sleep. My heart is racing. 232 00:12:32,821 --> 00:12:35,858 Here, you're a nurse, feel my heart. [breathing deeply] 233 00:12:35,929 --> 00:12:38,650 [chuckles] There's nothing wrong with your heart, Paul. 234 00:12:38,717 --> 00:12:41,569 What do you know, you're not a doctor, you're just a nurse. 235 00:12:41,666 --> 00:12:44,965 I don't see how you can be so calm when our daughter stole our car. 236 00:12:45,030 --> 00:12:47,302 Oh, I thought it was my car. 237 00:12:47,369 --> 00:12:51,914 - It's handled. Bridget is grounded. - I know. I wish you'd obsess about it. 238 00:12:51,983 --> 00:12:54,442 - She deliberately disobeyed me. - That was wrong. 239 00:12:54,515 --> 00:12:56,525 - She broke the law. - That was wrong. 240 00:12:56,597 --> 00:12:58,257 She called me a jerk. 241 00:13:01,981 --> 00:13:03,193 A jerk! 242 00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:06,591 Well, you kind of were. 243 00:13:06,659 --> 00:13:08,418 What?! 244 00:13:09,319 --> 00:13:13,481 Look, Bridget wouldn't have rebelled if you'd been the tiniest bit reasonable. 245 00:13:13,548 --> 00:13:14,564 Oh, you... 246 00:13:14,638 --> 00:13:18,156 You're saying I'm unreasonable? That's ridiculous, right there. 247 00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:24,720 - Hey. Hey, Paul. - What? 248 00:13:24,795 --> 00:13:26,204 [sighs] 249 00:13:27,679 --> 00:13:31,995 How do you feel when Bridget gets behind the wheel of a car? 250 00:13:32,069 --> 00:13:33,894 I mean honestly? 251 00:13:34,504 --> 00:13:35,815 Scared. 252 00:13:35,882 --> 00:13:38,636 Or when she leaves on a date with some boy? 253 00:13:38,894 --> 00:13:40,784 Scared. 254 00:13:41,266 --> 00:13:44,784 When she wakes up every morning a little closer to becoming a woman? 255 00:13:44,855 --> 00:13:48,405 Scared, OK? I'm worried about my children. I'm a terrible father. 256 00:13:48,475 --> 00:13:53,239 No. You can't prevent your daughters from growing up 'cause you're scared. 257 00:13:53,314 --> 00:13:56,799 They should tell you that when you bring them home from the hospital. 258 00:13:59,018 --> 00:14:01,957 - Morning, Bridget. - Morning, Daddy. 259 00:14:03,664 --> 00:14:05,357 - Paul? - Hmm? 260 00:14:05,426 --> 00:14:08,430 I was thinking I might take Bridget to get her license today. 261 00:14:09,336 --> 00:14:11,608 I mean, you know, if that's OK with you? 262 00:14:12,508 --> 00:14:14,966 - Sure. - Really? You mean it? 263 00:14:15,039 --> 00:14:16,732 It's your mom's call. 264 00:14:21,416 --> 00:14:23,786 Let's go, honey. Come on. 265 00:14:28,882 --> 00:14:30,192 [sighs] 266 00:14:34,394 --> 00:14:37,715 Morning, Care Bear. You look like you're feeling better this morning. 267 00:14:37,790 --> 00:14:41,592 I am. You know, I can't believe I got so upset about a stupid art contest. 268 00:14:41,699 --> 00:14:43,644 Way to go. No point in dwelling on... 269 00:14:43,718 --> 00:14:46,471 - What are you throwing out? - Just my art stuff. 270 00:14:46,537 --> 00:14:50,634 - I realized it's not for me. - Those are your paintings! 271 00:14:50,703 --> 00:14:53,872 - I know. I don't need them anymore. - What're you talking about? 272 00:14:53,940 --> 00:14:57,523 - Listen, we have to discuss this. - Really, Dad, I'm totally OK with it. 273 00:14:58,586 --> 00:15:00,279 Not the bunny! 274 00:15:02,591 --> 00:15:04,350 It's a giraffe! 275 00:15:07,654 --> 00:15:11,336 A lot of talented students just didn't quite make the cut, Mr... 276 00:15:11,403 --> 00:15:13,293 - Hennessy. - Hennessy. 277 00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:16,624 - Wait, Kerry Hennessy is your daughter? - Yes. 278 00:15:16,723 --> 00:15:19,891 - Oh, Kerry's incredibly talented. - Why didn't she get in? 279 00:15:19,959 --> 00:15:21,784 You see what your daughter submitted? 280 00:15:21,850 --> 00:15:25,083 Well, no, but, you know, she... she's very private about her work. 281 00:15:25,150 --> 00:15:28,001 She gets that from me, artistic temperament. I'm a writer. 282 00:15:28,098 --> 00:15:29,693 I have a column in the local paper. 283 00:15:29,764 --> 00:15:32,965 Maybe you saw it? It's actually a very... Oh, my God! 284 00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:34,628 I know, fabulous, isn't it? 285 00:15:34,699 --> 00:15:36,775 [groans] If it were up to me, she'd be in. 286 00:15:36,878 --> 00:15:38,736 But this competition was sponsored by 287 00:15:38,801 --> 00:15:41,839 the Michigan Ecumenical Council of Churches and Synagogues. 288 00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:44,464 - Oh, it was? - Uh-huh. 289 00:15:44,536 --> 00:15:47,190 I can understand objections by Catholics and Jews, 290 00:15:47,260 --> 00:15:49,532 but even the Wiccans didn't want this in. 291 00:15:50,112 --> 00:15:52,002 But it is art. And sometimes art is made 292 00:15:52,099 --> 00:15:54,371 to shock and disturb the viewer. Oh, my God! 293 00:15:54,437 --> 00:15:57,256 Doesn't she have a First Amendment right to express her... 294 00:15:57,321 --> 00:15:59,014 For God sakes, put it away. 295 00:16:06,550 --> 00:16:08,014 Hey, Bear. 296 00:16:09,498 --> 00:16:11,159 I'm saving that seat. 297 00:16:11,965 --> 00:16:13,429 Thank you. 298 00:16:15,106 --> 00:16:17,924 I spoke to one of the judges of that art contest. 299 00:16:17,989 --> 00:16:21,289 Do you just hate me? Is that why you're trying to ruin my life? 300 00:16:21,354 --> 00:16:24,205 - You wanna hear what she had to say? - No. 301 00:16:32,953 --> 00:16:34,614 What? 302 00:16:36,959 --> 00:16:38,904 She said that you were very talented. 303 00:16:39,587 --> 00:16:42,340 - Stop trying to make me feel better. - I'm not! 304 00:16:42,406 --> 00:16:44,296 She said the reason you didn't get in, 305 00:16:44,393 --> 00:16:46,633 is because your work was too controversial. 306 00:16:47,213 --> 00:16:49,223 - What? - That's what she said. 307 00:16:49,744 --> 00:16:52,978 Controversial? Oh, my God, those Fascists. 308 00:16:53,045 --> 00:16:56,759 - I'm sorry, honey. - So we live under some dictatorship, 309 00:16:56,826 --> 00:16:59,480 and I'm being punished for challenging authority? 310 00:17:00,255 --> 00:17:02,647 - Cool! - Wait a minute. Kerry, Kerry, Kerry! 311 00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:05,060 Come here, sit down. 312 00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:08,643 Kerry, you told me you didn't care what anybody thought. 313 00:17:08,714 --> 00:17:11,914 That's not true. I think, maybe, you care a little too much. 314 00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:15,885 - Are you calling me a hypocrite? - No, I'm just saying... 315 00:17:15,956 --> 00:17:18,162 ...l've seen a lot of your art work. 316 00:17:18,231 --> 00:17:20,306 And you could've submitted 317 00:17:20,410 --> 00:17:24,376 any number of paintings to that church competition 318 00:17:24,447 --> 00:17:27,615 - that would've been more appropriate. - I know, Dad. 319 00:17:27,683 --> 00:17:31,168 But then... maybe they wouldn't have liked it. 320 00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:33,185 And that would hurt. 321 00:17:33,259 --> 00:17:36,230 So you did everything you could to make that not happen. 322 00:17:37,425 --> 00:17:38,987 Honey... 323 00:17:39,059 --> 00:17:42,380 ...I think you should just, you know... 324 00:17:42,455 --> 00:17:45,689 ...put yourself out there once in a while. 325 00:17:46,750 --> 00:17:48,957 They really thought I was controversial? 326 00:17:49,025 --> 00:17:53,024 Oh, for the love of God! And talented. Weren't you listening to a word I said? 327 00:17:53,094 --> 00:17:55,945 I was, and I'm glad that you liked my art. 328 00:17:56,010 --> 00:17:57,386 I love your art. 329 00:17:58,445 --> 00:18:01,995 You know, don't... Don't make your world too small, OK? 330 00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:03,443 - OK. - OK. 331 00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:07,696 - [laughing] - What's so funny? 332 00:18:08,443 --> 00:18:11,294 My world gets bigger, Bridget can't leave the house. So cool. 333 00:18:14,787 --> 00:18:16,797 Hey, everyone! Hey, do I look different? 334 00:18:16,870 --> 00:18:19,907 Do I look like the owner of a new Michigan driver's license? 335 00:18:20,619 --> 00:18:23,077 - Can I take the car to the mall? - Oh, no. 336 00:18:23,183 --> 00:18:24,876 You're not going anywhere else. 337 00:18:24,945 --> 00:18:29,141 I took you for the test to settle this issue and find some peace in this house. 338 00:18:30,104 --> 00:18:32,890 - All right, fine. I'll be in my room. - Uh, Cate? 339 00:18:32,955 --> 00:18:36,309 You know, since this is a special day, 340 00:18:36,385 --> 00:18:38,777 maybe... I don't know, Bridget, if you want, 341 00:18:38,852 --> 00:18:42,085 you could go to the store and pick up the milk your mother forgot. 342 00:18:45,965 --> 00:18:47,528 - Really? - You did good, honey. 343 00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:50,921 Come here, beach girl. I'm so proud of you. 344 00:18:50,996 --> 00:18:52,974 - Congratulations. - Thank you, Daddy. 345 00:18:54,777 --> 00:18:58,197 So have fun, be safe, and then, you know, back in your room. 346 00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:01,917 - OK? - That's your father's call. 347 00:19:02,692 --> 00:19:06,494 This is a long time coming, but, apparently, you've earned it. 348 00:19:07,658 --> 00:19:10,412 The minivan? You want me to drive the loser cruiser? 349 00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:13,582 - Or you could walk. - I'm good. 350 00:19:13,651 --> 00:19:15,988 - You passed? - Yes, come with! 351 00:19:16,054 --> 00:19:18,229 Look at my hair, doesn't it look good? 352 00:19:18,874 --> 00:19:20,917 - So she passed. - Yeah. 353 00:19:20,989 --> 00:19:23,228 - [door closes] - How's it feel? 354 00:19:24,065 --> 00:19:25,528 Not sure. 355 00:19:48,161 --> 00:19:50,532 [Paul] OK, Beach, OK. I'm almost done. 356 00:19:52,391 --> 00:19:55,045 Almost, one... two... 357 00:19:55,147 --> 00:19:57,289 ...three, off you go! 358 00:19:57,839 --> 00:20:00,046 You got it! You got it! 359 00:20:08,989 --> 00:20:10,398 Off you go. 360 00:20:15,206 --> 00:20:19,914 [cheering, applause on TV] 361 00:20:28,152 --> 00:20:30,391 - See, you have to... - Just take them and go! 362 00:20:31,484 --> 00:20:34,106 Oh, man! The sole's ripped! 363 00:20:34,881 --> 00:20:36,826 Dad, I'm gonna need some new sh... 30499

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