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THE NINTH CONFIGURATION
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Aborting the launch.
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Aborting the launch.
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There is nothing up there!
Nothing, nothing!
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Somebody's coming.
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Good morning, you fucking Venusians!
You wanna fight me? I'll fight you!
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May Day, May day,
Sink the Bismarck!
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I'm coming down.
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Look out..this looks like
a job for superman...
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Damn you Mayor Nammack, get a move on!
Move on! Move on you weirdos!
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You know I wish you'd douche; sincerely.
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Watch your elbow.
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Hey mom, could I have a quarter
for the movies please?
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Damned sun, there is no color in the air.
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- What country is this?
- The Bronx.
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Attention!
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Hail Caesar!
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Towards the end of the war in Vietnam
an unusually high percentage...
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...of american servicemen suddenly
manifested symptoms of psychosis.
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Most of them were in combat...
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...and had no prior history
of mental disturbance.
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These facts,
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plus the epidemic scope of the problem and the
controversial nature of the vietnam war...
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...led american authorities
to wonder whether many...
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...if not most of the men, were faking.
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To probe the mystery,
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the government established a network of
secret study centres and clinics.
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The last of these
No. 18 was highly experimental in nature...
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...set up in an old abandoned castle
in Pacific northwest in United States.
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Among these inmates was an astronaut,
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who during final countdown
had aborted the mission into outer space.
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Robert Browning had the clap,
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and he caught it from Charlotte
and Emily Bronte.
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- Shut your mouth, you crazy bastard!
- You don't want to hear the truth.
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- He caught it from both of them...
- Shut up!
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Fucking weirdos.
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Yellow smartass college pricks...
- that says it.
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Who do you think you're kidding, huh?
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Well bad news boys.
Tough shit.
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Well, guess who's coming
to take command next week?
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Can you guess boys, huh?
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A psychiatrist!
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The best. The best in uniform!
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The greatest fucking
psychiatrist since Jung!
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Guessing you're good at,
you slimy snakes...
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- Bravo.
- Good image.
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- Splendid, Groper.
- Just one more thing sir.
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What?
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Stick a pineapple up your ass and
pretend you're Hawaiian. -Jesus..
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Dammit! Who the hell is coming?
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Vincent, vincent...
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Vincent!
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- Sorry, sir.
- Yes, its alright.
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I confess that I love you...
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...tell me will you love me too.
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I confess that I need you...
Oh yes, I do.
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- ...need you every morning.
- Shut up!
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What's that in your hand?
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A fog horn... chinese junks have
been reported in the area.
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Cutshaw, get back in the line.
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- Fall in!
- You're supposed to be nice to us, Groper.
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Here comes the psychiatrist, Groper..
time to clean up your act!
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Yeah, call us pricks now, Groper.
Go ahead.
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Hey, lets hear it for the shrink!
Let's have a song "You are my sunshine."
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"You are my sunshine, my only sunshine...
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...you make me happy,
When skies are grey.
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You'll never know, dear,
How much I love you...
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Please don't take my sunshine away...
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- Boys, would you knock this off.
- Fuck you.
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Its very pretty.
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Famous lines from famous movies!
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"Oh Frankie, your mother forgives me!"
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Victor McLaglen in "The Informer"
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"We don't need no stinking badges"
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"The Treasure of Sierra Madre"
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Thank you, sargeant.
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- Take care.
- Goodbye, sir.
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Goodbye.
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He's done it again...
My jacket, my shirt and my pants...
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Sir.
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Boys, come to attention.
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You've go to say "Simon says"
then we'll do it...
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Play therapy. What a fine thought!
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- Poor bastards.
- Simon says fall in!
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You're a psychiatrist, aren't you?
Kane...
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Yeah, I thought so. I'm Fromme,
I'm a medical officer.
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Sure as glad you're best.
I can use all the help I can possibly get.
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- Cutshaw!
- Fuck you.
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Just answer: "Present".
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They're really far gone.
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Perhaps...
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Perhaps?
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What do you mean? You're following
some crazy new school of psychiatry?
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These guys are nuttier than
a wagon-load of pralines.
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Fromme, where is Fromme?
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- Would you please direct me to my quarters?
- What?
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- My quarters, would you please direct me to my quarters?
- Sure; just follow the yellow brick road.
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- I beg your pardon?
- I said follow... here they are.
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Sargeant Krebs and Christian, Sir.
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And bloody damn well about time...
Will you get this man into surgery?
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Or you are planning to just let him stand here
while you and your buddies play soldier?!
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For chrissake, what is this?
A hospital or a nuthouse?
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No, no!
Not the stethoscope!
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Don't let him wrinkle the pants.
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I'm colonel Richard Fell,
I'm the medic.
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Really...
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Boys, aren't you being a little dick silly?
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Vincent?
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Could I have it again please?
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You remind me of Vincent Van Gogh...
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Either that... or a lark in a wheat field.
I'm not sure which.
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- Have you been drinking?
- Never in uniform, no.
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I see.
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That's my last pair of pants
he's got there, you see.
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All the rest of them are at the cleaners.
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And Colonel, if you're planning on
my holding this salute much longer,
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would you mind calling the Memorial hospital and
telling the donor arm is ready for the transplant?
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I expect it to be falling
off almost any second now.
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Thank you, sir.
You're a prince of the realm, I swear it.
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Attention!
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Shut your fucking mouths.
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Firmes!
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Listen, I know my rights.
I want to see my urologist.
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Hail Caesar!
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Sir, I present the group.
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Jesus Christ...
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Dismissed.
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Ok, set the cards.
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Anything wild?
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Douches, 3s, 5s, 7s, 9s and Jack.
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You are a very sick man.
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Are you finished?
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- Most people cut them only once.
- 13 is my lucky number.
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Yup, I know what you mean.
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It was Amy Biltmore's place.
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She had it brought over here from Germany
in 1900, stone by stone...
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It belonged to her husband, Count of Eltz.
What's the matter? You don't like it?
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Its hardly therapuetic.
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Yeah, Exactly what Dracula said about it.
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But its hidden away in the spring, the
Biltmores not brought him for nothing.
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Wish I hadn't said that...
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- You remind me of someone.
- Who?
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I don't know.
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But you seem so familiar to me.
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Dracula said that too. You see,
when he sees a neck, he'll say anything.
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- I guess it will come to me.
- What?
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Who you remind me of...
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Oh, didn't you say -
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- I hid it goddammit, I hid it. Where did you find
- - Groper.
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But sir, he's been pounding that...
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I don't care what he's being doing,
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You're not to put your hands on him.
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But colonel, he can't...!
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Yes sir.
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Right, sir.
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Whatever you say, sir.
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- You're Capit�n Fairbanks?
- Not today.
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I'm sorry?
I'm sure you were...
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Not today, do you understand me?
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Multiple personality.
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- My house has many mansions.
- Yes.
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I am Dr. Franz VonPaulie.
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Why did you do that to the wall?
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Because I am convinced that
we can walk through walls.
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Not only me...
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Anyone.
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Cops, people.
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People in Nashville.
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I tried to exert the full force of my mind
on all the atoms of my body,
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So that they will mix, rearrange and
fit exactly all the holes in that wall.
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Then I tried the laboratory method...
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I tried to walk through it...
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through the wall...
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Just like a few minutes ago
when I took a running bash,
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and I failed horribly.
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I am punishing the atoms.
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I am making an example of them...
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An object lesson, a thing...
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...so when the other
atoms see what's coming,
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they'll let me pass through.
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Independent snots!
Shape up of ship out!
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- May I?
- No.
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Your grip is very very strong.
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I think, that your problem lies
in the properties of the hammer.
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Interesting theory...
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May I keep it for study?
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You're not gonna play with it or anything?
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No I won't.
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Ok, good night.
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Good night, Captain Fairbanks.
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Yeah I know,
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I had to kill a fifth of scotch
just to get to sleep.
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No..no I don't believe in pills.
Sleeping pills keep you awake anyway.
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Why should I have to explain that?
Its self-explanatory.
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You want me to explain it? Alright...
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In a very short time,
you build up tolerance, right?
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That's right? You got it.
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Anyway..he's here.
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Yeah, yesterday.
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No, I don't know.
Its too soon to tell.
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Yes, I will.
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Yes, I will.
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Thank you, sir. Goodbye.
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Jesus.
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Don't blame me,
I told them not to operate.
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Welcome to Transylvania.
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Do you plan to get dressed?
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How the hell can I get dressed when
Lieutinant Fromme won't surrender my pants?
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- You don't want me to rip them off!
- No.
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You bet your ass it will
wrinkle your pants.
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Here you go.
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Case histories on the men.
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I've been through them all,
and have learnt nothing.
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I think this boar was a diabetic.
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May I come in?
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- Oh, heck.
- Thats yours.
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So thats your couch...
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Why don't you make it better nailed..
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So that we can all see
the blood pouring out?
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- Cutshaw, the astronaut.
- I would say yes.
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God of mine...
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You are the new boy, huh?
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I'm Colonel Hudson Kane.
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- Do I call you Hud?
- Try calling him Colonel.
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Are you the one that makes the chicken?
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Coronel Kane's a psychiatrist.
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Sure...
And they told me you were a doctor.
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This man treats crocodiles for acne!
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Why make my point?
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Pack up and leave, Hud.
You're on the way out.
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I'm acting on orders, so to inform.
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Who ordered you, Cutshaw?
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Unseen forces far too
numerous to enumerate.
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Check the file;
Its all in the file...
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Here it is.
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Now read it, Hud.
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Read it out loud. Its my therapy
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Why don't we-
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Read it! Or I will go crazy, dammit!
I swear it!
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And you will be responsible.
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Alright, Cutshaw.
Please sit down.
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I think the end of the world just came...
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...for the bag of Fritos in my pocket.
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Would you please tell
Fromme I'd like my pants?
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Consider the lilies of the field.
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I'm waiting...
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Two days prior to a scheduled space shot,
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subject officer, while dining on the base,
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was observed to pick up a
plastic ketchup bottle...
250
00:23:56,633 --> 00:24:00,345
squeeze a thin red line across his throat,
251
00:24:01,638 --> 00:24:05,684
and then to stagger and fall
very heavily across the table...
252
00:24:06,476 --> 00:24:11,398
...then being occupied by the director
of the National Space Administration,
253
00:24:12,065 --> 00:24:13,275
gurgling...
254
00:24:15,068 --> 00:24:18,572
"Don't-order-the-swordfish"
255
00:24:22,492 --> 00:24:25,327
You're looking at my medal, Hud.
Stop looking at my medal.
256
00:24:25,328 --> 00:24:27,122
- No, I'm not...
- Yes, you were.
257
00:24:27,289 --> 00:24:28,582
You covet it!
258
00:24:28,874 --> 00:24:29,915
On the following morning...
259
00:24:29,916 --> 00:24:32,502
- Isn't it beautiful?
- Yes, it's...
260
00:24:32,669 --> 00:24:35,714
Son of a bitch! I knew it.
261
00:24:36,214 --> 00:24:37,464
You were looking at it.
262
00:24:37,465 --> 00:24:40,844
- Sorry.
- Sorry? What good is 'sorry'?
263
00:24:41,094 --> 00:24:42,929
I'm a nervous wreck.
264
00:24:43,054 --> 00:24:45,223
Christ, how can I sleep now?
265
00:24:45,265 --> 00:24:47,559
Waiting for a covetous kleptomaniacal
colonel...
266
00:24:47,601 --> 00:24:50,395
...to come creeping around to my bedside...
267
00:24:50,478 --> 00:24:52,147
...to rip away my medal!
268
00:24:52,230 --> 00:24:53,791
If I were to do that, you might awaken.
269
00:24:54,274 --> 00:24:56,067
Like hell I'll awake.
270
00:24:56,401 --> 00:25:00,030
Powerful drugs could be
insinuated into my soup.
271
00:25:04,117 --> 00:25:05,577
The following morning...
272
00:25:05,785 --> 00:25:08,788
Covety is a sin.
273
00:25:12,584 --> 00:25:14,794
The following morning at 0500...
274
00:25:15,462 --> 00:25:18,507
Subject officer entered the space craft,
275
00:25:23,803 --> 00:25:28,350
and upon recieving instruction from
Control to begin his countdown...
276
00:25:28,934 --> 00:25:33,897
...he was heard instead to say:
"I am frankly sick of being used"
277
00:25:34,773 --> 00:25:36,107
Sometime later,
278
00:25:36,775 --> 00:25:41,363
subject officer plainly stated that:
"Going the moon was naughty, impolite...
279
00:25:41,446 --> 00:25:44,866
...uncouth, and in any case...
280
00:25:44,908 --> 00:25:46,660
...bad for his skin"
281
00:25:48,954 --> 00:25:52,290
- What's the matter? You think that's funny?
- No no, no I don't.
282
00:25:53,333 --> 00:25:54,793
Pack up and leave, Hud.
283
00:25:55,544 --> 00:25:56,670
I've had it!
284
00:25:57,629 --> 00:25:59,714
Cutshaw,
why won't you go to the moon?
285
00:25:59,756 --> 00:26:03,635
Why do camels have humps...
and cobras, none?
286
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:04,885
Why won't you go?
287
00:26:04,886 --> 00:26:07,764
The man in the moon tried
to fuck my sister.
288
00:26:07,806 --> 00:26:10,934
- Cutshaw...
- The truth of the matter, is that Custer...
289
00:26:10,976 --> 00:26:13,645
...called Sitting Bull a spic.
290
00:26:15,939 --> 00:26:17,107
Reasons are dangerous.
291
00:26:17,482 --> 00:26:18,900
What the hell is this?
292
00:26:19,317 --> 00:26:21,278
"How I believe" by Teilhard?
293
00:26:26,491 --> 00:26:28,368
Show me a catholic,
294
00:26:28,451 --> 00:26:30,412
and I'll show you a junkie.
295
00:26:34,583 --> 00:26:35,792
Dr. Fell.
296
00:26:38,003 --> 00:26:42,299
Once again that fiendish man has
given me that horrible Mark of Fairbanks.
297
00:26:42,549 --> 00:26:44,134
Look, I am Bleeding.
298
00:26:44,426 --> 00:26:46,928
This wound's not self-inflicted?
299
00:26:48,346 --> 00:26:50,307
Mi coronelito...
300
00:26:50,724 --> 00:26:52,017
You are not well.
301
00:26:52,350 --> 00:26:54,352
- No, I'm fine. Thank you.
- Your coloring...
302
00:26:54,769 --> 00:26:57,522
...is absolutely bilious.
303
00:26:58,481 --> 00:26:59,900
Kane, look out!
304
00:27:03,737 --> 00:27:09,826
I want your name, batch number and
name of every other boar in your group.
305
00:27:10,285 --> 00:27:12,871
You have the right to remain silent.
306
00:27:14,164 --> 00:27:15,916
No a Portrait of Jenny, perhaps..
307
00:27:17,250 --> 00:27:24,090
But at least, no more Dorian Gray!
Ciao!
308
00:27:28,512 --> 00:27:30,430
I know you want to be an artist.
309
00:27:35,268 --> 00:27:38,813
Okay, I'm absolutely ready for my
ink-blot test now. I absolutely flips me!
310
00:27:39,147 --> 00:27:42,234
Now, while you're fresh with
all those roses in your cheeks...
311
00:27:42,275 --> 00:27:44,611
- Cutshaw...
- He's a psychiatrist!
312
00:27:45,195 --> 00:27:47,447
"My god Rick, help me!"
313
00:27:47,614 --> 00:27:49,324
Casablanca.
314
00:27:51,952 --> 00:27:53,828
Alright Cutshaw, please sit down.
315
00:28:12,013 --> 00:28:13,056
What do you see?
316
00:28:13,098 --> 00:28:16,434
An old woman in funny clothes blowing
poisoned darts at a buffalo.
317
00:28:16,476 --> 00:28:17,769
Bison.
318
00:28:23,108 --> 00:28:24,317
I'm waiting.
319
00:28:27,737 --> 00:28:30,282
My whole life rushing
past me in an instant.
320
00:28:31,032 --> 00:28:34,160
- This one?
- Kafka talking to a bedbug.
321
00:28:34,536 --> 00:28:35,579
Correct.
322
00:28:35,704 --> 00:28:38,686
- You're full of shit. You know that?
- I thought it was Kafka.
323
00:28:38,687 --> 00:28:40,959
You wouldn't know Kafka
from Betty Davis.
324
00:28:41,084 --> 00:28:43,211
And you, you're a mental case.
325
00:28:43,336 --> 00:28:47,048
- Yes, maybe I am.
- Ingratiating bastard.
326
00:28:47,632 --> 00:28:50,218
Do you always play kiss-ass
with the loonies?
327
00:28:50,552 --> 00:28:52,846
- No.
- I like you Kane, You're regular.
328
00:28:56,183 --> 00:28:59,060
Take the medal,
I'll take this book.
329
00:28:59,186 --> 00:29:00,520
What book?
330
00:29:02,272 --> 00:29:05,400
"I Remember Mamma"
by Oedipus Rex.
331
00:29:15,452 --> 00:29:18,914
- May I go?
- You're gone, you're gone...
332
00:29:42,562 --> 00:29:44,606
- Saint Christopher.
- Protect us.
333
00:29:50,195 --> 00:29:52,948
- There's something engraved on the back of it.
- Ora pro nobis?
334
00:29:55,033 --> 00:29:56,952
"I'm a buddhist...
335
00:29:57,160 --> 00:30:00,747
...In case of an accident, call a lama"
336
00:30:06,503 --> 00:30:08,213
What's Cutshaw's religion?
337
00:30:08,380 --> 00:30:10,674
I don't know.
Read the file; it's all in the file.
338
00:30:14,469 --> 00:30:16,221
Elementary psychology.
339
00:30:18,056 --> 00:30:19,432
Well, here are my pants.
340
00:30:22,936 --> 00:30:23,979
What's this?
341
00:30:24,062 --> 00:30:25,438
I think it's a dog.
342
00:30:26,147 --> 00:30:27,607
Goddammit, not the pants!
343
00:30:30,652 --> 00:30:34,253
Ah, there you are! Why do I have to put up with
your temperament this early in the morning?
344
00:30:35,323 --> 00:30:37,701
Sorry Colonel. It's hard to keep track of -
345
00:30:37,742 --> 00:30:40,495
- Major Groper, let it be.
- But Colonel!
346
00:30:40,662 --> 00:30:43,748
Alright. The men may see
me whenever they need to.
347
00:30:43,832 --> 00:30:45,792
You heard?
348
00:30:46,001 --> 00:30:47,669
Whatever you say, sir.
349
00:30:50,297 --> 00:30:53,633
Quit drinking buttermilk Daiquiris
in the closet, Groper.
350
00:30:56,011 --> 00:30:58,930
That man is a lunatic and dangerous.
351
00:30:59,264 --> 00:31:01,933
Once when I was walking the grounds,
352
00:31:02,017 --> 00:31:04,186
I hear his whispering and I look...
353
00:31:04,728 --> 00:31:10,358
And up in the branches of a cypress tree there's Groper
the crazy bastard talking in whispers with an owl.
354
00:31:10,525 --> 00:31:14,487
- What?
- A big black and white owl. They're common.
355
00:31:15,155 --> 00:31:17,115
I could'nt testify what they were saying.
356
00:31:17,365 --> 00:31:19,534
They were whispering... you understand me?
357
00:31:19,826 --> 00:31:23,163
I couldn't hear them clearly. And what
I don't know for a fact, I don't say.
358
00:31:23,246 --> 00:31:25,290
That's the kind of hairpin I am.
359
00:31:25,874 --> 00:31:29,252
- Reno...
- No, Sir, the words weren't clear. Really sir, believe me.
360
00:31:29,419 --> 00:31:31,421
But there is no cypress tree on the ground.
361
00:31:31,505 --> 00:31:34,883
Doctor, its easy to dig up a tree...
362
00:31:35,342 --> 00:31:38,887
...and then anyone with money
can fill in the hole.
363
00:31:39,304 --> 00:31:40,514
I didn't think of that.
364
00:31:40,889 --> 00:31:43,141
No, you didn't.
365
00:31:43,350 --> 00:31:44,601
Is this your dog?
366
00:31:44,684 --> 00:31:46,436
What does it look like? My zebra?
367
00:31:47,187 --> 00:31:49,021
- What do you call him?
- Irresponsible...
368
00:31:49,022 --> 00:31:51,399
...he's ten minutes late for rehearsal.
369
00:31:51,441 --> 00:31:53,610
Out, Sir Lawrence.
370
00:31:55,862 --> 00:31:59,533
Lieutenant Reno is adapting
Shakespeare's plays for dogs.
371
00:31:59,574 --> 00:32:02,827
A labor of love! A fucking headache!
But goddammit, somebody's got to do it!
372
00:32:03,203 --> 00:32:06,373
We are just getting into Julius Ceasar.
Want to come to rehearsal?
373
00:32:06,831 --> 00:32:11,169
We're doing that terribly gripping scene
where this very noble-looking dalmatian...
374
00:32:11,378 --> 00:32:15,590
...whips his toga around
himself - thusly...
375
00:32:16,758 --> 00:32:19,803
and snarls "Et tu, White Fang?"
376
00:32:19,886 --> 00:32:22,889
I'd like to ask your opinion
about a problem in Hamlet.
377
00:32:23,181 --> 00:32:27,269
- You see, if I cast a Great Dane in the role,
they're gonna accuse me of - - Frankie, look...
378
00:32:29,688 --> 00:32:32,315
Lieutenant Spinell,
my casting director.
379
00:32:32,899 --> 00:32:34,901
- Hi fellas.
- We're looking for talent.
380
00:32:35,110 --> 00:32:37,320
So far this production is a one-dog-show.
381
00:32:38,822 --> 00:32:39,990
Who's that?
382
00:32:40,615 --> 00:32:43,285
That dog may be Rosencrantz
or Guildenstern.
383
00:32:43,869 --> 00:32:47,706
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are males,
this dog is a female.
384
00:32:48,456 --> 00:32:49,666
So we take a license.
385
00:32:50,333 --> 00:32:53,336
Get the fuck out of here.
386
00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:55,589
Ok, I was only suggesting.
387
00:32:58,675 --> 00:32:59,718
Sorry.
388
00:33:00,719 --> 00:33:01,803
Quiet, Sir Lawrence!
389
00:33:01,845 --> 00:33:05,098
Jesus, why do I live like this! One moment
and he thinks he's Barbara Streisand.
390
00:33:08,018 --> 00:33:11,646
Read the classics. It improves
the whole respiratory system.
391
00:33:16,902 --> 00:33:18,028
Adi�s.
392
00:33:23,450 --> 00:33:26,077
Quiet! I asked for Rosencrantz and Guildenstern.
And what did you bring me?
393
00:33:26,119 --> 00:33:29,998
Tiny Alice!
I want dobermans, I want even a collie...
394
00:33:30,081 --> 00:33:31,791
Stop breaking my balls!
395
00:33:33,460 --> 00:33:34,252
Fairbanks...
396
00:33:36,087 --> 00:33:38,673
It is one of my multiple personalities...
397
00:33:39,216 --> 00:33:41,468
I am sister Eve Black.
398
00:33:42,344 --> 00:33:43,762
I understand...
399
00:33:44,095 --> 00:33:48,016
"The little Sisters of the poor"
is a recognised charity, Krebs.
400
00:33:48,225 --> 00:33:49,643
Fuck off.
401
00:33:52,312 --> 00:33:53,855
They're all that bad?
402
00:33:54,356 --> 00:33:56,732
He was flying those planes we got
from the Germans, you know..
403
00:33:56,733 --> 00:33:59,333
...the ones that take off from the
vertical and then fly straight?
404
00:33:59,694 --> 00:34:02,239
24 of the damned things crashed
for no reason at all...
405
00:34:02,531 --> 00:34:05,491
And right after number 24, Fairbanks found
out that he could talk to trees.
406
00:34:06,117 --> 00:34:07,619
You think they're faking it, then?
407
00:34:07,744 --> 00:34:09,871
I don't know..I just got
back myself a week ago.
408
00:34:12,832 --> 00:34:14,376
Biggest mystery is Cutshaw, I guess.
409
00:34:14,543 --> 00:34:15,877
Why him?
410
00:34:15,919 --> 00:34:18,630
Well, he wasn't in combat...
So why should he fake it?
411
00:34:18,672 --> 00:34:21,800
And what about Reno? That man owns a
Congressional medal of honor.
412
00:34:21,842 --> 00:34:24,010
He's pretending insanity
to get out of combat?
413
00:34:25,345 --> 00:34:27,848
Well, I'll tell you one thing.
They all have high IQs.
414
00:34:27,973 --> 00:34:30,225
Some of them genius, matter-of-fact.
415
00:34:30,684 --> 00:34:32,810
And most other fakery I've
heard about from the corps...
416
00:34:32,811 --> 00:34:36,940
...comes under the category of falling out of parade
in front of a reviewing stand and then urinating,
417
00:34:36,982 --> 00:34:39,901
...preferably on some
field-grade officer's leg.
418
00:34:42,070 --> 00:34:43,113
I don't know.
419
00:34:44,155 --> 00:34:46,491
Maybe we are just fish out of the water.
420
00:34:46,533 --> 00:34:47,784
What was that?
421
00:34:49,744 --> 00:34:51,496
I just think about...
422
00:34:51,872 --> 00:34:54,207
sickness...
423
00:34:54,749 --> 00:34:56,710
cancer in children...
424
00:34:57,419 --> 00:34:59,504
earthquakes, war...
425
00:35:00,964 --> 00:35:02,841
...painful death.
426
00:35:04,593 --> 00:35:06,344
Death.
427
00:35:08,763 --> 00:35:10,348
Just death.
428
00:35:11,975 --> 00:35:15,145
If these things are just part
of our natural environment...
429
00:35:15,187 --> 00:35:17,898
Why do we think of them as evil?
430
00:35:18,190 --> 00:35:20,358
Why do they horrify us so?
431
00:35:20,775 --> 00:35:23,695
...unless we were meant for someplace else.
432
00:35:24,905 --> 00:35:28,241
I don't think evil grows out of madness.
433
00:35:29,534 --> 00:35:32,621
I think madness grows out of evil.
434
00:35:33,622 --> 00:35:34,956
Hell, I don't know.
435
00:35:36,458 --> 00:35:39,419
Maybe I'll give them all
shock treatment, you know.
436
00:35:41,379 --> 00:35:43,259
Might shake out the
phonies, what do you think?
437
00:35:45,675 --> 00:35:46,426
You hate it.
438
00:35:50,889 --> 00:35:52,182
Well I'll see you later.
439
00:37:52,177 --> 00:37:54,721
SHOCK TREATMENT - CURATIVE
440
00:38:04,105 --> 00:38:08,527
What're you holding...?
441
00:38:17,118 --> 00:38:18,119
All secure, sir.
442
00:38:19,579 --> 00:38:20,914
Sargeant Krebs.
443
00:38:22,082 --> 00:38:24,918
Please tell Colonel Fell
I want to see him.
444
00:38:25,794 --> 00:38:28,171
Colonel Fell has signed
out for the day, sir.
445
00:38:28,839 --> 00:38:31,508
Capitain Bennish may need
a thorazine injection.
446
00:38:32,008 --> 00:38:34,052
Who has a key to the drug locker?
447
00:38:35,136 --> 00:38:36,263
Only Colonel Fell, sir.
448
00:38:37,097 --> 00:38:38,306
Sargeant Krebs.
449
00:38:39,349 --> 00:38:43,186
Please tell Colonel Fell I need to see
him as soon as he gets back.
450
00:38:43,687 --> 00:38:45,397
Yes, sir. I will.
451
00:38:46,439 --> 00:38:48,525
- Good night, Sargeant.
- Good night, Sir.
452
00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:54,197
Close the door please, Krebs.
453
00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:41,453
Colonel, what are you holding...?
454
00:39:41,620 --> 00:39:45,207
You cut off his head with a wire
and he kept on talking...
455
00:39:45,498 --> 00:39:48,084
...Colonel, he was just a boy.
456
00:39:52,923 --> 00:39:54,591
Let's go to the beach.
457
00:39:54,966 --> 00:39:56,968
It's night, and it's raining.
458
00:40:01,515 --> 00:40:04,059
I see you're determined
to start an argument.
459
00:40:04,309 --> 00:40:05,644
Go to bed, please.
460
00:40:06,770 --> 00:40:10,857
Hud, there is nothing less attractive
than a psychiatrist who pouts.
461
00:40:11,274 --> 00:40:13,902
What do I have to do to just
get in a word with you?
462
00:40:14,569 --> 00:40:16,071
Offer sacrifice?
463
00:40:19,658 --> 00:40:20,825
Then, here!
464
00:40:24,871 --> 00:40:26,331
I brought you a mud-pie.
465
00:40:26,748 --> 00:40:28,250
Now, can I talk to you?
466
00:40:29,417 --> 00:40:30,836
Will you talk about the moon?
467
00:40:31,628 --> 00:40:34,339
Listen, everyone knows that
the moon is Roquefort.
468
00:40:35,215 --> 00:40:37,467
I've come here to talk about Colonel Fell.
469
00:40:38,134 --> 00:40:40,846
- What about him?
- Major Nammack approached him this morning,
470
00:40:41,388 --> 00:40:43,890
complaining of a strange
and wondrous illness.
471
00:40:44,599 --> 00:40:47,227
And do you know what that
heartless butcher prescribed?
472
00:40:48,144 --> 00:40:49,980
He said "Here, take this...
473
00:40:49,981 --> 00:40:53,441
...It's a suicide pill with a
mild laxative side-effect"
474
00:40:54,192 --> 00:40:56,194
What kind of bedside manner is that?
475
00:40:56,903 --> 00:40:58,864
I break the arrow of peace.
476
00:41:00,031 --> 00:41:01,324
Why did you buy that arm-band?
477
00:41:01,992 --> 00:41:03,826
- Because I am in mourning.
- For whom?
478
00:41:03,827 --> 00:41:07,163
For God. If God exists, then he's a fink.
Or more likely a Foot:
479
00:41:07,205 --> 00:41:10,500
A giant all-knowing all-powerful Foot.
480
00:41:10,792 --> 00:41:12,919
I don't belong to God...
481
00:41:12,961 --> 00:41:15,213
...so I don't have to hide
in an Argentina Club.
482
00:41:15,463 --> 00:41:17,424
But I believe in the Devil alright.
483
00:41:17,632 --> 00:41:19,134
You know why?
484
00:41:19,259 --> 00:41:21,427
Because the prick keeps doing commercials.
485
00:41:21,428 --> 00:41:23,638
The Original sin might be real.
486
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:25,056
Hello, operator?
487
00:41:25,307 --> 00:41:27,058
Maybe it is something genetic.
488
00:41:27,392 --> 00:41:29,060
Can you prove there is a Foot?
489
00:41:29,436 --> 00:41:31,730
There are some arguments for reason.
490
00:41:32,022 --> 00:41:36,735
Are those the things that we used to
justify dropping atomic bombs on Japan?
491
00:41:38,236 --> 00:41:40,572
I am sorry we have to rush
the job like this, Fell.
492
00:41:41,031 --> 00:41:44,575
When I got into what we were trying, we hit the ceiling.
We needed all the help we could get.
493
00:41:44,576 --> 00:41:45,827
And in a hell of a hurry.
494
00:41:47,370 --> 00:41:50,332
- Think we convinced him?
- Oh yeah, he bought it.
495
00:41:50,832 --> 00:41:53,001
- God, I hope so.
- I know how you feel.
496
00:41:53,668 --> 00:41:55,337
You do?
497
00:41:55,837 --> 00:41:57,547
No, I guess I don't.
498
00:41:58,882 --> 00:42:00,425
Well that's life, huh?
499
00:42:01,259 --> 00:42:03,428
Take it easy, now.
500
00:42:03,512 --> 00:42:05,931
- I sure hope it all works out for you.
- Yeah.
501
00:42:07,307 --> 00:42:09,768
Every kind thought thought
is the hope of the world, right?
502
00:42:10,435 --> 00:42:11,520
See you later.
503
00:42:20,362 --> 00:42:21,363
Good luck.
504
00:42:28,537 --> 00:42:31,623
- Horacio...
- Get me a grey hound.
505
00:42:41,591 --> 00:42:44,302
I said get me a grey hound.
506
00:42:45,053 --> 00:42:48,723
- Grey hound.
- That's right...
507
00:42:49,683 --> 00:42:51,268
Pekingese.
508
00:42:51,476 --> 00:42:53,395
And you'll play three feet off the ground?
509
00:42:54,604 --> 00:42:56,981
I want people to wonder about him.
510
00:42:56,982 --> 00:42:58,650
I don't know.
511
00:42:59,025 --> 00:43:02,779
- Why the fuck are you bothering me?
- Polonius...
512
00:43:02,863 --> 00:43:05,406
My Laertes is supposed
to be a foil to Hamlet.
513
00:43:05,407 --> 00:43:06,575
Polonius...
514
00:43:06,616 --> 00:43:09,160
- I swear I'm going to hit you in the mouth.
- Polonius...
515
00:43:09,369 --> 00:43:12,122
- Un Chow.
- Labrador...
516
00:43:16,751 --> 00:43:18,545
What the fuck are you doing?
517
00:43:18,587 --> 00:43:20,714
I think he's suffocating.
518
00:43:20,881 --> 00:43:22,674
Good night, sweetheart.
519
00:43:54,039 --> 00:43:55,665
Colonel?
520
00:43:57,751 --> 00:44:00,754
I am telling you Kane
is the one who's crazy.
521
00:44:01,046 --> 00:44:05,258
He just sat there doing this.
All the time - doing this!
522
00:44:05,967 --> 00:44:07,594
Hell he never even saw me!
523
00:44:08,261 --> 00:44:12,432
I want you to drop like an overripe mango.
524
00:44:13,058 --> 00:44:16,978
A lot of psychiatrists
are deeply disturbed.
525
00:44:18,688 --> 00:44:21,483
They've got the highest suicide
rate of any profession in the world..
526
00:44:21,525 --> 00:44:23,610
Now that's a fact, you can
check it Captain Billy.
527
00:44:25,862 --> 00:44:27,906
What the hell were you doing at the clinic?
528
00:44:28,156 --> 00:44:30,242
I had cookies in my teeth...
529
00:44:30,367 --> 00:44:32,911
...raisins and crap like that, you know.
530
00:44:32,994 --> 00:44:34,955
I needed some dental floss.
531
00:44:37,332 --> 00:44:38,499
I'm telling you...
532
00:44:38,500 --> 00:44:41,169
He is Gregory Peck
in Spellbound.
533
00:44:41,837 --> 00:44:45,423
He comes to take over the mental asylum,
and he's nuts himself.
534
00:44:45,507 --> 00:44:47,676
I swear it, it's just like that picture.
535
00:44:49,845 --> 00:44:52,347
I took a fork and a
tablecloth in front of him...
536
00:44:52,389 --> 00:44:55,100
...I made ski tracks and he fainted.
537
00:44:56,601 --> 00:44:59,980
Would you kindly have the goodness to admit
that you are able read my thoughts?
538
00:45:00,105 --> 00:45:02,691
...that my space-ship crashed
on the planet Venus...
539
00:45:02,732 --> 00:45:05,277
...that this is Venus
and you are a Venusian!
540
00:45:05,402 --> 00:45:08,238
That you have ILLEGALLY invaded my mind,
541
00:45:08,280 --> 00:45:09,865
making me believe that I am still on earth,
542
00:45:09,906 --> 00:45:12,242
with some demonic hypnotic illusion!
543
00:45:12,284 --> 00:45:14,369
This is NOT earth!
You're NOT an earthman!
544
00:45:14,411 --> 00:45:17,622
I'm standing here with fungus up to my ass,
you bastard.
545
00:45:17,706 --> 00:45:19,373
And you're a giant brain!
546
00:45:19,374 --> 00:45:22,168
Please give me back my flying-belt.
I won't use it to escape..
547
00:45:22,169 --> 00:45:24,379
...I swear to God, I won't.
Give me the flying -
548
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:27,173
I wanna play Tinkerbell...
549
00:45:27,174 --> 00:45:29,675
...in a drag in a fungoid
production of Peter Pan.
550
00:45:29,676 --> 00:45:31,803
Can I help you with anything, sir?
551
00:45:32,554 --> 00:45:34,306
Medication is indicated here.
552
00:45:34,681 --> 00:45:36,266
Colonel Fell isn't back yet, sir.
553
00:45:36,558 --> 00:45:38,894
Yeah he isn't up, like you know where he is?
He's up there with my flying-belt.
554
00:45:39,102 --> 00:45:42,522
You're giving me back my flying-belt!
I want my flying-belt back!
555
00:45:45,233 --> 00:45:48,320
Michael, I want you to be calm.
I want you to be calm.
556
00:45:48,445 --> 00:45:52,115
There are lots of sick people in this
house, and many of them are sleeping.
557
00:45:52,407 --> 00:45:54,701
This is embarrasing, I'm terribly sorry.
558
00:46:05,837 --> 00:46:07,923
- Captain Cutshaw.
- Vincent.
559
00:46:09,633 --> 00:46:14,763
In order for life to appear
spontaneously on earth...
560
00:46:15,430 --> 00:46:20,310
...there first had to be hundreds of
millions of protein molecules...
561
00:46:20,727 --> 00:46:24,314
- ...of the ninth configuration.
- Vincent.
562
00:46:25,565 --> 00:46:28,860
But given the size of the planet Earth...
563
00:46:29,569 --> 00:46:34,407
do you know how long it would take for
just one of these protein molecules...
564
00:46:34,574 --> 00:46:37,577
...to appear entirely by chance?
565
00:46:37,786 --> 00:46:39,663
Vincent...
566
00:46:40,539 --> 00:46:48,539
Roughly 10 to the 243rd power
billions of years.
567
00:46:50,882 --> 00:46:55,262
And I find that far far more fantastic...
568
00:46:55,887 --> 00:46:59,307
...than simply believing in God.
569
00:47:15,490 --> 00:47:16,450
Colonel, what are you...
570
00:47:20,871 --> 00:47:23,790
Shouldn't sleep like that;
wrinkles the pants.
571
00:47:27,169 --> 00:47:29,880
- What time is it?
- 8:15.
572
00:47:30,547 --> 00:47:31,947
Got a word you were looking for me?
573
00:47:32,841 --> 00:47:34,508
Where were you?
574
00:47:34,509 --> 00:47:37,012
Personal matters,
I've got an uncle in trouble.
575
00:47:37,846 --> 00:47:39,639
Any way I can help?
576
00:47:39,931 --> 00:47:42,652
No, we're doing what we can. Appreciate
it though, thanks. What's up?
577
00:47:47,272 --> 00:47:49,649
Captain Bennish could use some sedation.
578
00:47:52,027 --> 00:47:54,738
Please, might I have the duplicate
key to the drug-chest?
579
00:47:54,905 --> 00:47:56,448
We had to break into it..
580
00:47:56,615 --> 00:47:58,575
I think it'll be better
if we both had a key.
581
00:47:58,825 --> 00:48:01,077
Boy you look beat... didn't you get sleep?
582
00:48:01,912 --> 00:48:05,749
Every time I dropped off, another
one of the men was at the door.
583
00:48:05,790 --> 00:48:08,418
- Keep it closed.
- No.
584
00:48:08,668 --> 00:48:11,588
They've got to be able to talk to
me every time they need to.
585
00:48:11,963 --> 00:48:12,964
It's up to you.
586
00:48:23,642 --> 00:48:24,976
Something wrong?
587
00:48:28,021 --> 00:48:29,314
Something right?
588
00:48:30,232 --> 00:48:32,859
- That dream.
- I didn't get you.
589
00:48:36,655 --> 00:48:40,116
I just flashed on this dream I keep having.
590
00:48:41,117 --> 00:48:43,452
Julius Caesar's wife said to Sigmund Freud,
you tell me yours and I'll tell you mine.
591
00:48:43,453 --> 00:48:45,705
- It isn't my dream.
- I didn't get you.
592
00:48:48,667 --> 00:48:52,712
I said... it isn't my dream.
593
00:48:53,255 --> 00:48:54,422
Was it rented?
594
00:49:02,889 --> 00:49:04,266
A patient of mine,
595
00:49:05,725 --> 00:49:07,644
a Colonel at Vietnam,
596
00:49:09,229 --> 00:49:14,734
he had this grotesque recurring nightmare.
597
00:49:16,695 --> 00:49:20,365
Something that happened to him in combat.
598
00:49:23,285 --> 00:49:25,829
Ever since he told me about it,
599
00:49:28,498 --> 00:49:29,958
I keep dreaming it.
600
00:49:30,750 --> 00:49:31,418
Jesus.
601
00:49:33,128 --> 00:49:34,296
Yeah, strange.
602
00:49:34,671 --> 00:49:37,471
Weird is the word..that's carrying
transferance a little far, isn't it?
603
00:49:40,594 --> 00:49:42,929
- It was my brother.
- The patient?
604
00:49:43,180 --> 00:49:44,556
- Yes.
- Oh my God.
605
00:49:44,723 --> 00:49:45,849
Twin brother?
606
00:49:48,018 --> 00:49:49,519
No.
607
00:49:52,063 --> 00:49:54,774
Yeah, but; that would still explain it,
wouldn't it? I mean a...
608
00:49:56,610 --> 00:49:58,778
You're psychically attuned.
You're brothers. You're close...
609
00:49:58,945 --> 00:50:01,615
- No, we're not.
- But you must be.
610
00:50:03,783 --> 00:50:05,410
Fell.
611
00:50:06,203 --> 00:50:08,955
Have you ever heard of 'Killer' Kane?
612
00:50:09,039 --> 00:50:10,081
Buck Rogers?
613
00:50:10,790 --> 00:50:14,669
No, 'Killer' Kane the Marine.
614
00:50:15,504 --> 00:50:18,965
Oh yeah, sure. The guerilla-warfare guy who
killed thirty-forty guys with his hands.
615
00:50:20,133 --> 00:50:21,134
More than that.
616
00:50:23,094 --> 00:50:24,137
What's the point?
617
00:50:26,515 --> 00:50:28,058
Me is my brother.
618
00:50:28,517 --> 00:50:29,518
Bullshit.
619
00:50:30,268 --> 00:50:31,186
No, it's true.
620
00:50:31,645 --> 00:50:32,245
You're kidding!
621
00:50:33,313 --> 00:50:34,773
I wish I were.
622
00:50:36,900 --> 00:50:38,501
Uh-oh; you two guys don't get along huh?
623
00:50:40,111 --> 00:50:41,446
What's the beef?
624
00:50:44,241 --> 00:50:45,367
He's a murderer.
625
00:50:45,951 --> 00:50:47,326
He's a Marine.
626
00:50:47,327 --> 00:50:49,913
He gets dropped behind the enemy
lines and does his duty.
627
00:50:50,247 --> 00:50:51,706
Just forget it.
628
00:50:51,915 --> 00:50:54,125
Are you sure you know
what business you're in?
629
00:50:54,167 --> 00:50:57,337
These recruiting-office sergeants
can be pretty sneaky sometimes.
630
00:50:57,379 --> 00:51:00,173
Vincent...
631
00:51:01,341 --> 00:51:02,634
You a friend of Jane Fonda?
632
00:51:05,053 --> 00:51:06,805
- We're close.
- You're kidding.
633
00:51:07,430 --> 00:51:08,682
I'm kidding.
634
00:51:15,438 --> 00:51:16,398
Drugs.
635
00:51:18,567 --> 00:51:19,693
What was that?
636
00:51:20,443 --> 00:51:22,362
So many of these doctors
get hooked on drugs.
637
00:51:28,410 --> 00:51:31,788
Hey, how is your brother by the way?
You know I met him once over in Korea.
638
00:51:32,539 --> 00:51:34,666
Kind of palled around,
we guys; matter-of-fact.
639
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:37,419
I liked him. I liked him a helluva lot.
640
00:51:40,714 --> 00:51:41,673
He's dead.
641
00:51:42,841 --> 00:51:44,718
Oh, holy Christ. Hey, I'm sorry.
642
00:51:45,635 --> 00:51:47,429
- I'm really sorry.
- Its alright.
643
00:51:50,390 --> 00:51:51,433
Yes, come in.
644
00:51:52,434 --> 00:51:55,145
Colonel Kane,
could I see you for a second?
645
00:51:55,687 --> 00:51:57,488
Well I gotta go you guys,
I'll see you later.
646
00:52:20,921 --> 00:52:25,342
To my darling, my dearest,
my flaming secret love.
647
00:52:26,218 --> 00:52:30,555
How I've hungered for this moment,
when I may rip away my mask...
648
00:52:31,139 --> 00:52:34,518
...and unburden by aching bleeding heart.
649
00:52:34,976 --> 00:52:40,774
My sweetest, I saw you but an instant; a
semi-instant; yet I knew I was your slave.
650
00:52:41,816 --> 00:52:48,448
Wondorous creature, I adore you! You are
sandalwood from Nineveh, truffles from the moon...
651
00:52:49,241 --> 00:52:53,912
In my dreams, I am a madman.
652
00:52:54,287 --> 00:52:59,918
Yes! I rip away your dress, and then
your bra, and then your glasses, and I-
653
00:53:01,044 --> 00:53:04,047
- Groper, is this necessary?
- Look at the signature.
654
00:53:09,177 --> 00:53:11,972
Major Marvin Groper.
655
00:53:12,556 --> 00:53:16,768
Sir, I got phone call after phone call this morning
from broads who got letters like this one.
656
00:53:17,602 --> 00:53:19,145
Where did you get this?
657
00:53:20,105 --> 00:53:23,692
- Well sir, some of the women, they -
- Women?
658
00:53:24,317 --> 00:53:27,737
- Well, they happened to come here today and
- - Happened?
659
00:53:29,072 --> 00:53:30,198
Well sir; I asked them...
660
00:53:30,824 --> 00:53:32,742
- ...ones with the nice voices.
- Groper.
661
00:53:33,118 --> 00:53:36,121
They are ugly, sir!
Ugly as sin!
662
00:53:36,413 --> 00:53:40,542
And I think the bastard who wrote all those letters
needs some kind of punishment and restriction, sir!
663
00:53:41,459 --> 00:53:43,670
Who wrote this letter?
664
00:53:43,795 --> 00:53:46,423
Look at the envelope, sir.
The address...
665
00:53:46,715 --> 00:53:50,385
Sir, there's only one mind
here who is this diabolical!
666
00:53:51,136 --> 00:53:57,726
See that? Its made up to look like its been mimeoed.
Like its part of a mass commercial mailing, sir.
667
00:53:58,476 --> 00:53:59,936
"To: Occupant"
668
00:54:04,941 --> 00:54:06,902
Some of this stuuff's
just got to stop, sir.
669
00:54:07,819 --> 00:54:10,030
Maybe so, Groper. Yes.
670
00:54:11,031 --> 00:54:12,574
It's getting out of hand.
671
00:54:13,575 --> 00:54:14,618
Yes.
672
00:54:15,827 --> 00:54:19,164
Maybe we do need a few restrictions.
673
00:54:19,873 --> 00:54:21,166
Colonel.
674
00:54:23,043 --> 00:54:24,336
Colonel.
675
00:54:25,462 --> 00:54:28,502
- I'm in trouble, I need help. Immediate help.
- Take an enema; call me soon.
676
00:54:29,132 --> 00:54:31,259
Dr. Fell, you're wanted in surgery.
677
00:54:31,885 --> 00:54:33,565
I've been having an argument, a monster...
678
00:54:33,803 --> 00:54:36,139
...and I'll like you to
settle it once and for all.
679
00:54:44,064 --> 00:54:46,525
Some Shakespearean-
Hold this please.
680
00:54:47,234 --> 00:54:49,361
Some Shakespearean scho -
Thank you.
681
00:54:51,029 --> 00:54:55,325
Some Shakespearean scholars say that when
Hamlet is pretending he's crazy...
682
00:54:55,534 --> 00:54:57,661
- ...he really is crazy, Correct?
- That's right.
683
00:54:58,245 --> 00:55:01,706
Now other Shakespearean scholars
say that when Hamlet...
684
00:55:09,297 --> 00:55:12,467
Other Shakespearean scholars say that
when Hamlet is pretending to be nuts...
685
00:55:12,676 --> 00:55:16,304
...he really isn't nuts, its an act.
Please give me your opinion.
686
00:55:16,513 --> 00:55:18,807
I would like to hear your's first.
687
00:55:19,015 --> 00:55:22,060
Terrific psychiatrist.
That's class.
688
00:55:25,355 --> 00:55:26,815
Pretty...
689
00:55:28,024 --> 00:55:31,611
Why don't you go inoculate
a fucking armadillo, Fell?
690
00:55:31,653 --> 00:55:33,738
No really, I'm interested.
I'm terribly interested.
691
00:55:34,155 --> 00:55:39,619
Your interests are coextensive
with on Nero's ass on Sunday morning.
692
00:55:39,953 --> 00:55:41,538
Heady concept, Frankie.
693
00:55:43,331 --> 00:55:47,919
Now listen, Colonel.
considering how Hamlet is acting...
694
00:55:48,879 --> 00:55:51,088
...is he really and truly crazy?
695
00:55:51,089 --> 00:55:53,383
- Yes.
- No.
696
00:55:53,758 --> 00:55:56,052
You're both wrong.
697
00:55:58,263 --> 00:56:00,265
Now think what happens:
698
00:56:01,016 --> 00:56:04,227
First the father dies; then
his girl leaves him flat.
699
00:56:04,477 --> 00:56:06,813
Then there's the appearance
by his father's ghost...
700
00:56:07,314 --> 00:56:11,610
...Bad enough, but then the ghost
says he was murdered. And by whom?
701
00:56:11,735 --> 00:56:16,114
By Hamlet's uncle, who recently
married Hamlet's mother!
702
00:56:19,951 --> 00:56:22,579
Now that by itself is a helluva hangup;
703
00:56:22,662 --> 00:56:26,458
because Hamlet liked his mother...
704
00:56:28,126 --> 00:56:29,461
...a lot!
705
00:56:29,794 --> 00:56:32,005
But then we agreed than Hamlet's insane.
706
00:56:32,047 --> 00:56:33,590
No, he's not.
707
00:56:33,882 --> 00:56:36,051
He is pretending,
but...
708
00:56:36,718 --> 00:56:42,140
...if Hamlet hadn't pretended to be crazy,
he would have gone crazy.
709
00:56:48,730 --> 00:56:50,315
See, Hamlet isn't psycho.
710
00:56:51,024 --> 00:56:52,442
He's hanging on a brink.
711
00:56:53,735 --> 00:57:00,200
A little shove, a little teensy eensy little eensy
push, and the kid's gone! Bananas! Whacked out!
712
00:57:00,367 --> 00:57:03,995
So his unconscious mind makes
him do what keeps him sane...
713
00:57:04,496 --> 00:57:07,165
...namely acting like he's nuts!
714
00:57:08,250 --> 00:57:10,585
See 'Cause acting crazy...
715
00:57:11,545 --> 00:57:19,545
...is a way to let off steam; a way to get rid of your fucking aggression.
A way to get rid of your fears and your terrors...
716
00:57:21,096 --> 00:57:27,853
If I did what Hamlet does in this play, they'd lock me
up; they'd put me in prison. They'll punish me, sure!
717
00:57:29,312 --> 00:57:35,193
But him? Prince Royal Garbagemouth
gets away with murder. And why?
718
00:57:36,736 --> 00:57:39,281
Because nuts are not responsible!
719
00:57:39,322 --> 00:57:42,576
Meantime, the crazier Hamlet acts...
720
00:57:42,742 --> 00:57:47,581
the more he indulges himself,
the healthier he gets!
721
00:57:48,582 --> 00:57:52,127
- Yes. I think...
- I'm waiting.
722
00:57:54,588 --> 00:57:56,882
I think I agree with your theory.
723
00:57:57,007 --> 00:57:58,758
Yes! There!
724
00:57:58,842 --> 00:58:03,930
You see? You understand that now,
you dumb stupid idiot?
725
00:58:04,055 --> 00:58:06,766
From now on, we do the scene my way!
726
00:58:08,101 --> 00:58:09,477
Come on, Sir Lawrence.
727
00:58:09,895 --> 00:58:12,147
God bless your veins and
your arteries, Colonel.
728
00:58:12,480 --> 00:58:14,566
Sir Lawrence,
you don't know shit...
729
00:58:16,651 --> 00:58:18,028
Did he buy it?
730
00:58:18,403 --> 00:58:22,324
Did he buy it?
Hell, I bought it.
731
00:58:23,408 --> 00:58:25,994
Billy, I think there is
something wrong with us.
732
00:58:47,057 --> 00:58:48,767
Groper, get off the line.
733
00:58:50,018 --> 00:58:52,103
The Hamlet theory is correct.
734
00:58:57,400 --> 00:59:00,529
Hello, colonel Kane here.
Get me Captain Pendelton.
735
00:59:01,112 --> 00:59:03,532
Yes, the Quartermaster's office.
736
00:59:04,783 --> 00:59:06,159
Thank you.
737
00:59:09,037 --> 00:59:10,705
We'll need some supplies.
738
00:59:11,206 --> 00:59:12,290
What for?
739
00:59:13,792 --> 00:59:15,794
We're going to indulge the men.
740
00:59:17,963 --> 00:59:21,299
...just like the ceiling
of the Sistine Chapel?
741
00:59:21,383 --> 00:59:24,177
Would you care to enter a comment
on the frog-man suit...
742
00:59:24,219 --> 00:59:26,471
...or the German Gestapo uniforms?
743
00:59:28,682 --> 00:59:30,141
You'll pick the uniforms...
744
00:59:31,017 --> 00:59:32,894
Sure, go ahead...
745
00:59:34,437 --> 00:59:35,772
Oh, I see.
746
00:59:37,732 --> 00:59:40,944
They want tp play
"Great Escape".
747
00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:46,575
And tunnels 1 and 2 are decoys.
748
00:59:51,329 --> 00:59:52,497
Jesus.
749
00:59:58,628 --> 01:00:00,547
- Some weather we are having...
- Jesus.
750
01:00:05,760 --> 01:00:07,929
You are out of uniform.
751
01:00:08,680 --> 01:00:09,931
Jesus.
752
01:00:14,603 --> 01:00:18,106
Out, take a hike. Out!
753
01:00:19,691 --> 01:00:22,527
And tell your stupid agent never
to waste any more of my time!
754
01:00:25,280 --> 01:00:27,115
Can you imagine? Look at that!
755
01:00:27,157 --> 01:00:30,285
Here I am casting Julius Caesar,
and what do they send me?
756
01:00:30,327 --> 01:00:31,828
A dog that lisps.
757
01:00:32,579 --> 01:00:35,248
Spinell, out. Get out.
758
01:00:36,333 --> 01:00:39,336
You too Nammack.
Get out now, get lost.
759
01:00:42,172 --> 01:00:44,466
Gimme a reason.
One good reason.
760
01:00:46,259 --> 01:00:47,499
Colonel, do me a favor? Please?
761
01:00:47,677 --> 01:00:51,848
Explain to this moron here that in none
of the plays of Shakespeare...
762
01:00:51,890 --> 01:00:53,975
...can there be a part for Superman.
763
01:00:54,059 --> 01:00:57,228
There could be, the way I explained it.
764
01:00:57,229 --> 01:00:58,480
The way you explained! Jesus!
765
01:00:58,605 --> 01:01:00,245
You know what he wants? You want to hear?
766
01:01:00,273 --> 01:01:02,608
When the conspirators draw their knives,
767
01:01:02,609 --> 01:01:04,861
he wants to rescue Julius Caesar!
768
01:01:04,986 --> 01:01:09,741
Ready? Swoop down like a rocket, pick him up and go
hurdling mighty temples in one single, incredible bound!
769
01:01:10,033 --> 01:01:14,287
Jesus, Nammack. Are you crazy?
770
01:01:15,163 --> 01:01:18,083
Gentlemen, who put the
flies in my paint palette?
771
01:01:19,292 --> 01:01:20,293
Bananas!
772
01:01:21,962 --> 01:01:25,006
Krebs!
Next.
773
01:01:26,091 --> 01:01:29,678
Starlet. Look at this!
Did you bring any photographs, honey?
774
01:01:33,890 --> 01:01:35,392
Jesus.
775
01:01:36,434 --> 01:01:39,271
Go talk to your brother,
I think he has 'The Falling Sickness'.
776
01:01:50,490 --> 01:01:51,575
Put your head up.
777
01:01:54,703 --> 01:01:58,415
- I'm going to the roof.
- Let go of my stethoscope please.
778
01:01:58,498 --> 01:02:00,624
Will these people be staying for dinner?
779
01:02:00,625 --> 01:02:03,086
The cook is fixing Mexican.
He wants to know how many.
780
01:02:03,211 --> 01:02:05,005
I can't get this... the man just threw up.
781
01:02:06,590 --> 01:02:07,674
I gotta go check on him.
782
01:02:08,550 --> 01:02:10,510
Dr. Fromme, can I talk to you please?
783
01:02:14,472 --> 01:02:15,849
She bit me.
784
01:02:16,349 --> 01:02:19,811
I told her she was lousy and she bit me.
785
01:02:21,271 --> 01:02:23,231
Maybe, I ought to use penguins.
786
01:02:24,357 --> 01:02:27,777
You here that, dammit?
You can be replaced.
787
01:02:30,322 --> 01:02:33,074
The atoms in water have manners.
788
01:02:33,325 --> 01:02:37,162
Look. There he is.
Our heavenly shrink.
789
01:02:37,412 --> 01:02:40,749
You are ours and ours
alone and no one else's.
790
01:02:40,999 --> 01:02:46,379
- Hip, hip...!
- Hurray!
791
01:03:16,076 --> 01:03:21,957
Colonel, what are you holding...?
792
01:03:22,374 --> 01:03:24,668
- Colonel, what are you...?
- Jesus! It is...
793
01:03:32,092 --> 01:03:35,136
Colonel, why do I have to wear this?
794
01:03:35,929 --> 01:03:36,596
What?
795
01:03:37,806 --> 01:03:39,599
I said why do I have to wear this?
796
01:03:40,600 --> 01:03:43,228
Its psychodrama, major.
797
01:03:44,354 --> 01:03:48,441
Roleplay.
A standard tool for therapy.
798
01:03:49,192 --> 01:03:53,363
The inmates are playing the role
of Allied prisoners of war,
799
01:03:53,905 --> 01:03:56,198
attemping to tunnel their
way through freedom.
800
01:03:56,199 --> 01:03:58,325
We are their captors.
801
01:03:58,326 --> 01:04:00,537
Bullshit,
we're their prisoners!
802
01:04:00,579 --> 01:04:03,331
A bunch of yellow-bellied goof-offs
out there havin' a ball.
803
01:04:03,832 --> 01:04:07,169
Why should I have to help their fun,
I'm not a psychiatrist!
804
01:04:07,335 --> 01:04:10,005
Its a goddam chicken-shit crazy idea.
805
01:04:11,006 --> 01:04:13,967
Jesus! Jesus Crist, man!
806
01:04:14,342 --> 01:04:17,304
Why don't you love somebody just a little!
807
01:04:17,637 --> 01:04:19,848
Why don't you help somebody! Help them!
808
01:04:20,807 --> 01:04:23,101
Help! For the love of Christ!!
809
01:04:23,435 --> 01:04:26,021
You green-soaked
caterpillar-torturing bastard!
810
01:04:26,271 --> 01:04:29,774
You're going to wear that uniform,
sleep in it, bathe in it.
811
01:04:29,816 --> 01:04:33,820
Try to take it off and you'll die in it!
Is that clear!
812
01:05:04,309 --> 01:05:07,479
I claim this swamp for Poland!
813
01:05:08,146 --> 01:05:11,733
Major Groper, please get out of here.
814
01:05:11,983 --> 01:05:15,070
Immediately!
And keep that uniform clean.
815
01:05:23,745 --> 01:05:25,830
The man has a flag-fetish.
816
01:05:32,379 --> 01:05:36,716
Now, then Major Strasser.
Tomorrow night we're switching roles.
817
01:05:37,843 --> 01:05:41,012
You'll be the inmates and
we'll be the guards.
818
01:05:41,429 --> 01:05:45,350
Here, study your part for
tomorrow night's interrogation.
819
01:05:45,600 --> 01:05:48,728
Notice, incidentally, that
you'll crack on page 3.
820
01:05:50,021 --> 01:05:50,981
Yes.
821
01:05:53,149 --> 01:05:54,150
Who are you?
822
01:05:57,237 --> 01:05:58,071
Who are you?
823
01:05:59,406 --> 01:06:02,242
You're too human to be human.
824
01:06:08,456 --> 01:06:09,749
I don't know.
825
01:06:11,334 --> 01:06:13,920
Maybe you're P.T. Barnum.
826
01:06:14,254 --> 01:06:16,464
P.T. Barnum slaughtered lambs.
827
01:06:17,215 --> 01:06:19,633
He put up a cage of side shows...
828
01:06:19,634 --> 01:06:22,137
...and he stuck in a panther
and a lamb together.
829
01:06:22,179 --> 01:06:24,431
And there was never any trouble.
830
01:06:25,140 --> 01:06:27,934
Huddy, the public just went lollipops.
831
01:06:28,059 --> 01:06:32,939
Look, a panther and a lamb
and they don't even argue!
832
01:06:33,190 --> 01:06:35,650
They don't even discuss!
833
01:06:36,568 --> 01:06:39,946
But Hud,
what the public never knew...
834
01:06:40,488 --> 01:06:43,658
...was that it was never the same lamb.
835
01:06:43,700 --> 01:06:49,247
That fucking panther ate up a lamb every single
day at intermission for three hundred days,
836
01:06:49,289 --> 01:06:52,375
and then they shot him for
asking for mint sauce.
837
01:06:54,503 --> 01:06:58,006
Animals are innocent.
Why should they suffer?
838
01:06:59,132 --> 01:07:02,177
Why should children suffer?
Will you tell me?
839
01:07:03,386 --> 01:07:06,515
Why should any baby have to suffer and die?
840
01:07:06,848 --> 01:07:07,891
Why should men?
841
01:07:08,850 --> 01:07:13,604
Oh, come on now.
Don't try that thing on me.
842
01:07:13,605 --> 01:07:15,565
You've got answers for it.
843
01:07:15,607 --> 01:07:17,901
Like: "Pain makes people noble"
844
01:07:17,943 --> 01:07:21,571
And how could man be more than a
talking, tennis playing panda bear...
845
01:07:21,613 --> 01:07:24,824
...if there weren't at least the
possibility of suffering?
846
01:07:24,991 --> 01:07:27,201
But what about animals, Hud?
847
01:07:27,202 --> 01:07:30,497
Does pain make turkeys noble?
848
01:07:30,539 --> 01:07:34,960
Why is all of creation based on dog eat dog,
and the little fish are eaten by the big fish?
849
01:07:35,126 --> 01:07:37,419
Animals screaming in pain.
850
01:07:37,420 --> 01:07:41,007
Our creation an open wound,
a fucking slaughterhouse!
851
01:07:41,049 --> 01:07:43,467
- We've talked about that.
- Not enough!
852
01:07:43,468 --> 01:07:46,096
We said 'The original
sin' might be the cause.
853
01:07:46,137 --> 01:07:48,723
Then why doesn't the Foot just
come down and tell us?
854
01:07:48,765 --> 01:07:51,226
Is Foot running short of tablets of stone?
855
01:07:51,268 --> 01:07:53,854
My Uncle Eddie owns a quarry;
I can get them for him wholesale.
856
01:07:53,979 --> 01:07:56,105
You're asking for miracles.
857
01:07:56,106 --> 01:07:59,316
I'm asking Foot to either
shit or get off the pot.
858
01:07:59,317 --> 01:08:02,487
Diarrhetic strange Gods have
been waiting in the line!
859
01:08:02,529 --> 01:08:05,114
Maybe God cannot interfere in our affairs.
860
01:08:05,115 --> 01:08:07,075
So I noticed.
861
01:08:07,117 --> 01:08:11,037
Maybe He can't because to do so
will spoil his plans for the future.
862
01:08:11,162 --> 01:08:15,667
Some evolution of man and the world
that's so unthinkably beautiful...
863
01:08:15,750 --> 01:08:19,337
...that its's worth all the pain of
every suffering thing that ever lived.
864
01:08:19,421 --> 01:08:21,840
I say it's spinach and to hell with it.
865
01:08:21,882 --> 01:08:24,425
You're convinced that God is dead
because there's evil in the world.
866
01:08:24,426 --> 01:08:25,634
Correct.
867
01:08:25,635 --> 01:08:28,763
Then why don't you think He's alive
because of the goodness in the world?
868
01:08:28,805 --> 01:08:31,808
- What goodness?
- Every where! In man.
869
01:08:31,850 --> 01:08:35,812
- You're commendable.
- If we're nothing but atoms...
870
01:08:35,854 --> 01:08:40,192
molecular structures no different
in kind from this desk or that pen,
871
01:08:40,275 --> 01:08:43,278
Then we ought to always be rushing
irresestibly blindly...
872
01:08:43,320 --> 01:08:45,906
...to our own selfish ends?
873
01:08:46,281 --> 01:08:49,451
So how is it that there
is love in this world?
874
01:08:49,659 --> 01:08:52,662
I mean love as a God might love.
875
01:08:52,704 --> 01:08:56,291
- And a man will give his life for another.
- Never happened.
876
01:08:56,333 --> 01:08:57,375
Of course it's happened.
877
01:08:57,584 --> 01:09:00,045
- Give me an example.
- Happens all the time.
878
01:09:00,128 --> 01:09:02,255
Name one example!
879
01:09:04,424 --> 01:09:10,347
A soldier throws himself on top of a live grenade to
prevent the other men in his squad from being hit.
880
01:09:10,388 --> 01:09:12,516
That's reflex action.
881
01:09:12,557 --> 01:09:15,309
A shipwreck survivor in
the middle of an ocean...
882
01:09:15,310 --> 01:09:18,438
...finds out that he has typhoid...
883
01:09:18,480 --> 01:09:20,898
...and deliberately goes over
the side of the life-boat...
884
01:09:20,899 --> 01:09:24,068
...to keep the others in the
boat from contracting the disease.
885
01:09:24,069 --> 01:09:26,196
Now, what do you call that? Reflex action?
886
01:09:26,238 --> 01:09:28,364
No, I call that suicide.
887
01:09:28,365 --> 01:09:30,992
Suicide and giving up your
life are not the same.
888
01:09:31,034 --> 01:09:32,785
You're so dumb you're adorable.
889
01:09:32,786 --> 01:09:35,120
The essence of suicide is dispair.
890
01:09:35,121 --> 01:09:38,375
The essence of suicide is you
don't collect the insurance.
891
01:09:38,458 --> 01:09:42,379
Listen, who doesn't know what all these examples
we keep on hearing about aren't bullshit?
892
01:09:42,504 --> 01:09:45,799
And don't have some basically
bullshit selfish explanation?
893
01:09:46,049 --> 01:09:47,843
- I know.
- I don't.
894
01:09:48,301 --> 01:09:52,013
Now give me just one example - just one -
that you know of personally.
895
01:09:52,472 --> 01:09:54,599
Personally, just one!
896
01:10:07,195 --> 01:10:08,655
I thought as much.
897
01:10:18,498 --> 01:10:22,669
Tomorrow's Sunday. Take me to Mass.
898
01:10:41,688 --> 01:10:44,900
Would Foot give a shit
about what I'm wearing?
899
01:10:53,283 --> 01:10:55,118
Is that Edgar Cayce?
900
01:11:06,630 --> 01:11:09,591
If anyone enters by me, he will be saved.
901
01:11:09,716 --> 01:11:14,679
The thief comes only to steal,
to kill, and destroy.
902
01:11:15,263 --> 01:11:20,060
But I have come that they may have life,
life in all its fullness.
903
01:11:20,727 --> 01:11:23,062
That the father knows me,
904
01:11:23,063 --> 01:11:26,357
and I know the Father,
in the same way I know my sheep,
905
01:11:26,358 --> 01:11:29,778
and they know me, and I am
willing to die for them.
906
01:11:29,819 --> 01:11:31,947
"I have given YOU an example"
907
01:11:31,988 --> 01:11:35,784
I am the good shepherd. The good shepherd
gives his life for his sheep.
908
01:12:24,332 --> 01:12:27,919
Infinite goodness is creating a being...
909
01:12:27,961 --> 01:12:32,924
...that you know in advance
is going to complain.
910
01:12:35,927 --> 01:12:39,973
"To be or not to be"
911
01:12:43,602 --> 01:12:45,270
Thanks, I dug it.
912
01:12:53,528 --> 01:12:55,822
If you die first and
there's life after death,
913
01:12:55,906 --> 01:12:58,116
...will you give me a sign?
914
01:12:58,783 --> 01:13:01,620
- I'll try.
- You're terrific.
915
01:13:05,582 --> 01:13:07,709
Did Cutshaw behave himself?
916
01:13:07,751 --> 01:13:10,128
As usual. Where are you going?
917
01:13:10,170 --> 01:13:13,548
To the beach. The diner down there serves
great eggs Benedict. You'd like to come?
918
01:13:14,716 --> 01:13:18,553
- Yeah, it's my favorite food.
- Why don't you come along?
919
01:13:20,555 --> 01:13:24,518
No, thanks. I feel tired. I think
I'm going to lie down for a while.
920
01:13:25,101 --> 01:13:26,311
- Excuse me.
- Sure.
921
01:13:28,480 --> 01:13:30,856
I was hoping you'd come along
and pick up the check.
922
01:13:30,857 --> 01:13:33,193
- Colonel...
- Goddammit!
923
01:13:38,573 --> 01:13:40,741
Is there any news from earth?
924
01:13:40,742 --> 01:13:41,952
I'm sorry.
925
01:13:43,203 --> 01:13:44,704
Any letters?
926
01:13:44,746 --> 01:13:48,041
- Your planet has demanded your return.
- Fuck that.
927
01:13:48,083 --> 01:13:49,709
Any packages?
928
01:13:49,876 --> 01:13:53,421
When I was on Mars my mother
sent me a cheesecake once a month.
929
01:13:53,463 --> 01:13:56,382
She used to pack it in
popcorn to keep it moist.
930
01:13:56,383 --> 01:13:59,593
All that shit about
canals on Mars is a myth.
931
01:13:59,594 --> 01:14:02,138
Mars is drier than an armpit in hell.
932
01:14:02,180 --> 01:14:03,473
Yes, I know.
933
01:14:03,765 --> 01:14:06,518
But not here! Here it's nice.
934
01:14:08,520 --> 01:14:11,231
Well Ok, I'm sealing off my mind.
935
01:14:30,959 --> 01:14:32,419
Colonel Kane.
936
01:14:36,673 --> 01:14:39,301
- Yes?
- New inmate, sir.
937
01:14:39,426 --> 01:14:43,430
He got in about half an hour ago.
I put him in your office.
938
01:14:44,222 --> 01:14:48,059
I didn't think you'd want him mixing
with the others until you'd -
939
01:14:48,143 --> 01:14:50,395
well - sort of explained things to him.
940
01:14:51,813 --> 01:14:54,316
He seems pretty straight to me, sir.
941
01:14:54,399 --> 01:14:56,693
Just combat fatigue, from the look of him.
942
01:14:57,736 --> 01:15:01,031
- Thanks Krebs, I'll see him in a minute.
- Right, sir.
943
01:15:27,182 --> 01:15:28,600
Jesus.
944
01:15:31,436 --> 01:15:32,979
'Killer' Kane!
945
01:15:40,570 --> 01:15:43,907
Colonel, Colonel. Its me, Gilman!
946
01:15:45,534 --> 01:15:46,493
Come on, let's go.
947
01:15:48,245 --> 01:15:49,788
Hey, you got a Charlie.
948
01:15:50,539 --> 01:15:53,792
- Just a boy.
- Forget about it sir, let's get out of here...
949
01:15:54,376 --> 01:15:57,045
I cut off his head with a wire...
950
01:15:57,170 --> 01:15:59,339
...and he kept on talking.
951
01:15:59,631 --> 01:16:01,299
What're you holding?
952
01:16:01,925 --> 01:16:03,677
What's there in your -
953
01:16:04,386 --> 01:16:06,638
Jesus!
954
01:16:20,402 --> 01:16:22,529
Christ, this is obviously mistake, sir.
955
01:16:23,154 --> 01:16:26,366
Some computer must have goofed up.
It puts you down as...
956
01:16:26,700 --> 01:16:29,703
...incharge of the state asylum...
957
01:16:30,161 --> 01:16:34,541
...your MOS as 'Psychiatrist'.
Your serial number's wrong...
958
01:16:35,625 --> 01:16:37,794
There must be another Colonel Kane.
959
01:16:40,755 --> 01:16:44,467
There must be another Colonel Kane.
960
01:16:51,933 --> 01:16:53,602
Vincent.
961
01:17:25,091 --> 01:17:28,386
Tell me again about goodness in the world.
962
01:17:28,887 --> 01:17:31,306
You lying bloody butchering bastard!
963
01:17:33,517 --> 01:17:38,188
Don't touch me, don't come near me.
There's your brother up there.
964
01:17:38,522 --> 01:17:42,316
There's your bloody green-soaked brother
that's Kane. That's 'Killer' Kane!
965
01:17:42,317 --> 01:17:44,903
He'll cut your fucking
head off with a wire!
966
01:18:06,550 --> 01:18:08,635
I needed you!
967
01:18:24,359 --> 01:18:27,904
- What happened?
- You fainted, don't you remember?
968
01:18:34,411 --> 01:18:35,954
What do you remember?
969
01:18:37,914 --> 01:18:39,207
I don't know.
970
01:18:41,585 --> 01:18:42,878
Nothing.
971
01:18:44,504 --> 01:18:46,715
I was walking to my room...
972
01:18:48,175 --> 01:18:50,343
You remember the new inmate?
973
01:18:52,470 --> 01:18:54,389
New inmate?
974
01:18:57,559 --> 01:18:59,227
You don't remember.
975
01:18:59,519 --> 01:19:01,771
What the hell are you talking about?
976
01:19:10,989 --> 01:19:13,617
Groper, who was that?
977
01:19:17,204 --> 01:19:18,830
Cutshaw, sir.
978
01:19:43,313 --> 01:19:45,649
When Kane got the orders, he was...
979
01:19:45,732 --> 01:19:49,194
...he was commanding a Special
Forces camp just south of DMZ.
980
01:19:50,529 --> 01:19:53,406
By the time he got to the States,
they'd caught the mistake.
981
01:19:53,448 --> 01:19:55,909
But by then it was clear he
meant to go through with it.
982
01:19:56,576 --> 01:19:58,411
We've been watching him.
983
01:19:59,454 --> 01:20:02,666
We heard the - we heard the
stories about his cracking.
984
01:20:03,625 --> 01:20:08,171
He seemed to be on the edge of a
very serious breakdown, and then...
985
01:20:09,381 --> 01:20:13,802
...one computer dropped the stitch
and gave a halfway out:
986
01:20:14,219 --> 01:20:17,597
A way to find help without
facing his illness;
987
01:20:17,848 --> 01:20:20,350
A way to hide from himself;
988
01:20:21,142 --> 01:20:22,936
But mostly...
989
01:20:24,771 --> 01:20:29,359
Mostly a way to wash away all the blood:
990
01:20:30,777 --> 01:20:34,614
a way to do penance for all
the killing - by curing.
991
01:20:34,906 --> 01:20:37,576
At first, it was just a pretense but...
992
01:20:38,785 --> 01:20:42,289
...on the way back from Viet Nam
it developed into something more.
993
01:20:42,664 --> 01:20:45,833
His hatred of the Kane who
killed became denial,
994
01:20:45,834 --> 01:20:47,586
and also projection:
995
01:20:47,627 --> 01:20:50,797
'Someone else must have
done all the killing'.
996
01:20:51,214 --> 01:20:54,509
Then after a time the denial
became so strong that...
997
01:20:54,676 --> 01:20:57,929
...it totally obliterated Kane's identity.
998
01:20:57,971 --> 01:21:00,181
He suppressed the Kane who was the killer,
999
01:21:00,182 --> 01:21:03,268
and became the better-self
that's in all of us.
1000
01:21:03,310 --> 01:21:04,644
Completely.
1001
01:21:05,812 --> 01:21:07,856
Except when he dreamed.
1002
01:21:18,408 --> 01:21:20,368
We were experimenting, you see...
1003
01:21:21,536 --> 01:21:24,456
He was on the inside, looking out.
1004
01:21:24,581 --> 01:21:27,166
An inmate functioning as a psychiatrist...
1005
01:21:27,167 --> 01:21:30,295
...and coming to bear on the problem
like nothing we'd ever seen before.
1006
01:21:30,921 --> 01:21:35,342
We hoped he might come up with a new
answer, or at least some new insight.
1007
01:21:36,301 --> 01:21:37,719
And I think he did.
1008
01:21:38,428 --> 01:21:40,805
I think the men have
been responding to him.
1009
01:21:42,474 --> 01:21:49,814
But he suffered a setback today. And a bad one... You
see, his only hope of finding cure for himself is...
1010
01:21:50,065 --> 01:21:53,610
...to wipe away the guilt
by a saving act...
1011
01:21:54,736 --> 01:21:56,863
by curing the other inmates,
1012
01:21:57,989 --> 01:22:00,325
or at least see some improvement.
1013
01:22:02,536 --> 01:22:04,579
But that takes time.
1014
01:22:05,789 --> 01:22:07,082
Time and your help.
1015
01:22:07,624 --> 01:22:11,253
And you've seen my orders. But I want Kane
to play out the string. You understand?
1016
01:22:11,461 --> 01:22:13,088
- Lieutenant Gilman.
- Yes, sir.
1017
01:22:13,129 --> 01:22:19,469
I'd like you to try to convince the other inmates that you were mistaken.
That shouldn't be too hard to sell around here? Will you do that?
1018
01:22:20,053 --> 01:22:21,221
Oh yeah, sure.
1019
01:22:24,182 --> 01:22:27,561
Groper, Krebs, Christian and the
others will back you up. So will I.
1020
01:22:30,313 --> 01:22:31,773
Colonel.
1021
01:22:33,066 --> 01:22:35,819
Let me get something straight.
1022
01:22:37,612 --> 01:22:40,991
You've been incharge here, all the time.
1023
01:22:42,075 --> 01:22:43,326
That's right.
1024
01:22:44,286 --> 01:22:47,038
Kane is Vincent Kane.
I'm Hudson.
1025
01:22:48,123 --> 01:22:49,541
I'm the psychiatrist.
1026
01:22:50,625 --> 01:22:52,752
Vincent is my patient.
1027
01:22:58,633 --> 01:23:02,512
When we ah - when we were kids
I used to make him laugh all the time.
1028
01:23:02,888 --> 01:23:04,931
I was the clown, you know.
1029
01:23:07,100 --> 01:23:10,437
And I've been trying to help
him remember me. But he won't do it.
1030
01:23:12,856 --> 01:23:14,065
He's my brother.
1031
01:23:58,985 --> 01:24:04,449
Hey waitress, could I have a runway
for the young lady and one more scotch.
1032
01:24:04,491 --> 01:24:07,369
Sir, you've got five right
there in front of you.
1033
01:24:09,079 --> 01:24:10,747
I wanted six.
1034
01:24:12,457 --> 01:24:13,500
Quiet.
1035
01:24:14,334 --> 01:24:16,545
That's him. I know that's him.
1036
01:24:16,670 --> 01:24:20,507
- You're demented.
- Up yours! I've seen his picture in the paper.
1037
01:24:22,676 --> 01:24:24,594
You don't read papers, Stanley.
1038
01:24:24,761 --> 01:24:28,723
- You're an illiterate.
- Then TV, you asshole!
1039
01:24:28,807 --> 01:24:30,934
Look at him! Look at his face!
1040
01:24:31,059 --> 01:24:33,645
He's the astronaut,
the one that lost his marbles!
1041
01:24:33,728 --> 01:24:36,397
What's he doin' in a joint like this?
1042
01:24:36,398 --> 01:24:38,567
Now, how the fuck do I know?
1043
01:24:38,817 --> 01:24:42,571
Dude, they have all types of those army
whackos stashed up in that Biltmore dump!
1044
01:24:42,612 --> 01:24:44,906
What if it could be one of them?
I don't know!
1045
01:24:45,490 --> 01:24:49,077
But that's him, I swear.
I'm positive.
1046
01:24:49,286 --> 01:24:52,247
How positive is positive, Stanley?
1047
01:24:53,540 --> 01:24:54,708
You wanna bet?
1048
01:24:56,042 --> 01:24:57,419
Yeah, how much?
1049
01:25:01,047 --> 01:25:05,385
Just a beer and a shot in the mouth.
1050
01:25:08,471 --> 01:25:09,681
Lead on.
1051
01:25:10,390 --> 01:25:12,601
I think he's kinda cute.
1052
01:25:15,353 --> 01:25:19,566
- I told you not to smoke!
- Hey Steve, two beers and two bourbon rocks.
1053
01:25:30,827 --> 01:25:32,329
You desire an audience?
1054
01:25:32,954 --> 01:25:34,789
What's your name?
1055
01:25:37,083 --> 01:25:38,710
Rumpelstiltskin.
1056
01:25:41,546 --> 01:25:44,424
- Wise-ass.
- A literate.
1057
01:25:46,009 --> 01:25:47,219
Your name.
1058
01:25:48,470 --> 01:25:50,555
My maiden name or married?
1059
01:25:51,598 --> 01:25:53,141
Too literate.
1060
01:25:54,434 --> 01:25:56,061
Waitress!
1061
01:25:59,898 --> 01:26:01,566
See? Marines.
1062
01:26:01,942 --> 01:26:04,069
USMC.
1063
01:26:04,819 --> 01:26:07,447
Unbridled Sex for the Masters Clubs.
1064
01:26:11,117 --> 01:26:12,953
Is it something I said?
1065
01:26:13,203 --> 01:26:17,832
If I lose this bet Richard, I'm
going to punch him in the mouth.
1066
01:26:18,416 --> 01:26:21,461
One more scotch and two spittoons, love,
1067
01:26:21,753 --> 01:26:24,589
Fill them with caterpillar's blood.
My friends here are very...
1068
01:26:25,048 --> 01:26:26,258
Hey, cut that out!
1069
01:26:40,730 --> 01:26:42,524
It's him.
1070
01:26:42,899 --> 01:26:44,651
It's really him.
1071
01:26:44,693 --> 01:26:48,029
I got his dog tags Richard, its him!
1072
01:26:48,238 --> 01:26:50,699
The bigshit astronaut.
1073
01:26:51,199 --> 01:26:52,617
My God!
1074
01:26:53,994 --> 01:26:57,914
Hey! Everybody!
Guess what we've got here...
1075
01:26:58,248 --> 01:27:02,335
A damned celebrity!
A chicken, wigged-out astronaut!
1076
01:27:10,510 --> 01:27:16,933
This here is Captain Billy Cutshaw,
brothers and sisters.
1077
01:27:21,229 --> 01:27:22,480
Oh my God.
1078
01:27:25,150 --> 01:27:26,776
Now I propose...
1079
01:27:29,654 --> 01:27:37,037
I propose that we make him an
honorary member of our club.
1080
01:27:42,375 --> 01:27:44,127
Now that's friendly!
1081
01:27:48,548 --> 01:27:50,800
Would you like to join our club?
1082
01:27:51,718 --> 01:27:53,303
Fuck you.
1083
01:28:05,524 --> 01:28:07,943
Okay. Don't fuck you.
1084
01:28:19,454 --> 01:28:23,625
Now this is what I learnt in the boyscouts.
1085
01:28:30,048 --> 01:28:32,175
Hello? Could you help me please?
1086
01:28:32,300 --> 01:28:35,220
Do you have a listing for
some kind of asylum -
1087
01:28:35,804 --> 01:28:42,936
...could you maybe invite Charlie Price and
Dick Cooey and Jeniffer and -
1088
01:28:44,938 --> 01:28:46,815
I'm sorry...
1089
01:28:47,274 --> 01:28:51,319
Do you have a number for some kind
of asylum for marines or something?
1090
01:28:52,237 --> 01:28:55,740
First, we must baptize the chicken-mother.
1091
01:28:58,118 --> 01:29:02,122
- Richard, you may have the honors.
- Thank you, Stanley.
1092
01:29:03,164 --> 01:29:04,624
Lets have a countdown.
1093
01:29:05,208 --> 01:29:13,208
10, 9, 8, 7, 6,
5, 4, 3, 2, 1..
1094
01:29:15,677 --> 01:29:17,554
Splash down!
1095
01:29:26,563 --> 01:29:30,942
Everything A-O.K. there, spaceman?
1096
01:29:33,737 --> 01:29:37,991
Could you polish your chains,
they're old and little cruddy
1097
01:30:09,731 --> 01:30:13,151
Welcome... to the club.
1098
01:30:14,236 --> 01:30:15,403
Colonel Kane.
1099
01:30:16,404 --> 01:30:18,031
No, I'm on.
1100
01:30:23,703 --> 01:30:25,580
Where are you located?
1101
01:30:26,581 --> 01:30:34,581
5, 4, 3, 2, 1...
1102
01:30:35,841 --> 01:30:38,218
Splash down!
1103
01:30:41,054 --> 01:30:42,347
Again!
1104
01:30:43,640 --> 01:30:49,229
10, 9, 8, 7...
1105
01:31:05,161 --> 01:31:06,413
Cutshaw.
1106
01:31:08,331 --> 01:31:11,376
- Been meeting your family.
- I think it's his keeper.
1107
01:31:13,420 --> 01:31:16,798
I think we got us a new beach ball.
1108
01:31:20,051 --> 01:31:21,052
Come on.
1109
01:31:23,180 --> 01:31:25,599
That's my beach ball, man.
Put it down.
1110
01:31:26,516 --> 01:31:27,892
Yeah, you tell him, Stan.
1111
01:31:27,893 --> 01:31:32,272
- You better call the M.P.s!
- Nah, the S.P.s: that's the Shit Patrol!
1112
01:31:34,399 --> 01:31:36,484
Here's your goodness in man.
1113
01:31:37,611 --> 01:31:38,820
Did you talk?
1114
01:31:40,155 --> 01:31:42,616
I think the beach ball
here just said something!
1115
01:31:46,119 --> 01:31:48,163
Did you talk?
1116
01:31:48,455 --> 01:31:49,706
Let go of him, please.
1117
01:31:51,249 --> 01:31:54,503
You, let go of my beach ball.
1118
01:31:55,420 --> 01:31:57,464
Please let us go.
1119
01:31:57,714 --> 01:31:59,049
Pretty please.
1120
01:32:01,426 --> 01:32:02,511
Pretty please?
1121
01:32:05,889 --> 01:32:07,140
Now say...
1122
01:32:09,309 --> 01:32:11,520
..."Marines are chicken."
1123
01:32:21,655 --> 01:32:24,533
Come on, say it.
1124
01:32:27,577 --> 01:32:28,370
Marines...
1125
01:32:29,329 --> 01:32:30,080
Let's finish it.
1126
01:32:33,208 --> 01:32:34,125
Marines are chicken.
1127
01:32:36,878 --> 01:32:39,089
Wait wait, just two more.
1128
01:32:47,097 --> 01:32:48,390
Now say...
1129
01:32:48,723 --> 01:32:51,810
"Marines all suck."
1130
01:32:58,358 --> 01:32:59,276
Now come on.
1131
01:33:01,528 --> 01:33:03,864
You're gonna say it and get outta here?
1132
01:33:05,365 --> 01:33:07,868
Go on, now. Say it.
1133
01:33:10,954 --> 01:33:16,376
Say it: "Marines all suck."
1134
01:33:19,129 --> 01:33:20,589
And you can go.
1135
01:33:33,810 --> 01:33:35,353
Marines...
1136
01:33:38,023 --> 01:33:40,734
Come on, let's finish it.
1137
01:33:43,403 --> 01:33:44,863
Marines...
1138
01:33:47,782 --> 01:33:49,492
Marines...
1139
01:33:51,661 --> 01:33:52,871
...all... suck.
1140
01:33:56,750 --> 01:33:58,877
Let's play beach ball!
1141
01:34:01,630 --> 01:34:06,426
U.S.M.C.!
1142
01:34:07,260 --> 01:34:07,872
U.S.M.C.!
1143
01:34:15,477 --> 01:34:17,103
Ah, it's break time! Isn't that so?
1144
01:34:18,396 --> 01:34:26,396
U.S.M.C.!, U.S.M.C.!
1145
01:34:31,826 --> 01:34:33,245
The marines have landed.
1146
01:34:33,453 --> 01:34:35,956
You want a little drink, lunar boy?
1147
01:34:38,208 --> 01:34:41,002
- Richard, get me a beer-
- Coming up.
1148
01:34:41,753 --> 01:34:43,213
Uh-oh, here comes Stanley.
1149
01:35:05,402 --> 01:35:07,028
Fucking slob.
1150
01:35:08,321 --> 01:35:10,365
Now clean up the mess.
1151
01:35:21,626 --> 01:35:23,420
I'm on vacation!
1152
01:35:33,722 --> 01:35:35,056
Now lick it.
1153
01:35:35,724 --> 01:35:36,850
Lick it!
1154
01:35:38,101 --> 01:35:39,227
Lick it!
1155
01:35:41,813 --> 01:35:43,231
Hey, cut that out!
1156
01:35:46,067 --> 01:35:47,027
Lick it.
1157
01:35:47,903 --> 01:35:49,487
And I'll let you both go.
1158
01:35:50,322 --> 01:35:51,740
You and your friend.
1159
01:35:54,492 --> 01:35:55,702
Now lick it.
1160
01:36:06,755 --> 01:36:08,006
Lick it.
1161
01:36:16,431 --> 01:36:18,141
Jesus Christ.
1162
01:36:18,975 --> 01:36:22,312
Chicken-shit turd.
He did it!
1163
01:36:36,326 --> 01:36:37,494
Scum.
1164
01:36:41,456 --> 01:36:44,750
That's for disgracing the fucking uniform.
1165
01:36:44,751 --> 01:36:46,086
You bastards!
1166
01:36:46,336 --> 01:36:48,630
- Sons of bitches!
- Get him down.
1167
01:36:48,755 --> 01:36:51,216
Get him down on the floor.
I got a present for him.
1168
01:37:05,272 --> 01:37:07,232
Hold the bastard steady.
1169
01:37:13,738 --> 01:37:15,115
Hold him down, will ya?
1170
01:37:21,913 --> 01:37:25,166
- How're you doing, Richard?
- That guy's a fighter.
1171
01:37:27,544 --> 01:37:29,671
I think he wants some more...
1172
01:37:44,728 --> 01:37:45,604
Oh my God.
1173
01:37:59,117 --> 01:38:00,493
What the fuck...
1174
01:38:11,087 --> 01:38:11,963
You son of a -
1175
01:39:04,750 --> 01:39:07,461
- Come on, Coronel.
- You said yourself he was provoked.
1176
01:39:07,503 --> 01:39:10,715
- Yeah, but he also...
- No, goddammit! He stays!
1177
01:39:22,810 --> 01:39:24,729
We're taking him in, sir.
1178
01:39:25,646 --> 01:39:27,690
Sorry, but we are.
1179
01:39:27,899 --> 01:39:31,652
And you can either produce him,
or we'll find him ourselves.
1180
01:39:40,661 --> 01:39:41,662
Come on, Frank.
1181
01:39:45,791 --> 01:39:47,793
Better hold it right there pal.
1182
01:40:00,598 --> 01:40:01,766
Colonel?
1183
01:40:23,579 --> 01:40:25,456
Colonel Kane, Sir.
1184
01:40:34,841 --> 01:40:37,260
Has anybody told Ann?
1185
01:40:40,012 --> 01:40:43,224
- Ann?
- My wife.
1186
01:40:47,520 --> 01:40:51,440
No, its alright.
1187
01:40:55,027 --> 01:40:56,904
Where's Gilman?
1188
01:40:59,949 --> 01:41:02,243
He's downstairs, sir.
1189
01:41:03,077 --> 01:41:04,453
Is he alright?
1190
01:41:08,124 --> 01:41:11,169
Yes, sir. He's fine sir.
1191
01:41:15,006 --> 01:41:16,340
Cutshaw.
1192
01:41:17,133 --> 01:41:18,676
Yes, sir?
1193
01:41:20,636 --> 01:41:23,556
Why won't you go to the moon?
1194
01:41:39,113 --> 01:41:41,282
Because I'm afraid.
1195
01:41:43,075 --> 01:41:44,368
Afraid?
1196
01:41:46,704 --> 01:41:48,623
That's right, sir.
1197
01:41:52,960 --> 01:41:55,338
See the stars...
1198
01:41:56,672 --> 01:41:59,050
So cold...
1199
01:41:59,675 --> 01:42:01,886
So far...
1200
01:42:03,513 --> 01:42:05,932
and so very lonely.
1201
01:42:07,099 --> 01:42:09,519
Oh, so lonely.
1202
01:42:10,770 --> 01:42:12,647
All that space...
1203
01:42:14,565 --> 01:42:17,318
just empty space.
1204
01:42:20,321 --> 01:42:22,573
And so... far way from home.
1205
01:42:26,536 --> 01:42:28,788
I've circled round...
1206
01:42:28,955 --> 01:42:31,958
...and round this house.
1207
01:42:33,167 --> 01:42:35,211
Orbit...
1208
01:42:35,711 --> 01:42:37,380
...after orbit.
1209
01:42:39,966 --> 01:42:42,176
And sometimes I wonder...
1210
01:42:43,553 --> 01:42:48,474
...what it would be like never to stop.
1211
01:42:50,726 --> 01:42:53,312
And circle alone up there...
1212
01:42:54,856 --> 01:42:56,524
...forever.
1213
01:42:59,068 --> 01:43:01,362
And what if I got there,
1214
01:43:03,489 --> 01:43:05,616
got to the moon,
1215
01:43:11,205 --> 01:43:13,374
and couldn't get back?
1216
01:43:15,459 --> 01:43:18,421
Sure, everyone dies.
1217
01:43:20,548 --> 01:43:23,217
But I'm afraid to die alone...
1218
01:43:23,718 --> 01:43:26,095
...so far from home.
1219
01:43:29,098 --> 01:43:31,517
And if there's no God..
1220
01:43:33,436 --> 01:43:35,646
Then that's really...
1221
01:43:36,355 --> 01:43:38,441
...really...
1222
01:43:38,691 --> 01:43:40,818
...alone.
1223
01:44:05,051 --> 01:44:07,261
Not... much time.
1224
01:44:10,640 --> 01:44:12,517
Time.
1225
01:44:14,310 --> 01:44:16,437
No time.
1226
01:44:20,650 --> 01:44:22,777
But I'll show you...
1227
01:44:24,529 --> 01:44:29,283
But I'll show you... God exists.
1228
01:44:34,372 --> 01:44:36,582
That's right, sir...
1229
01:44:39,210 --> 01:44:42,880
One example...
1230
01:44:49,345 --> 01:44:51,806
And the others...
1231
01:44:52,974 --> 01:44:55,601
maybe...
1232
01:44:56,143 --> 01:44:58,271
help.
1233
01:44:58,896 --> 01:45:01,649
Try to cure...
1234
01:45:02,817 --> 01:45:06,654
Try to cure them too.
1235
01:45:08,155 --> 01:45:10,199
I don't know.
1236
01:45:15,371 --> 01:45:17,707
No other way now.
1237
01:45:20,459 --> 01:45:22,503
Time.
1238
01:45:25,673 --> 01:45:27,717
No time.
1239
01:45:31,596 --> 01:45:34,640
Had to try...
1240
01:45:36,267 --> 01:45:38,060
Shock...
1241
01:45:38,686 --> 01:45:41,480
shock treatment.
1242
01:45:54,327 --> 01:45:56,537
What was that, sir?
1243
01:46:04,879 --> 01:46:06,214
Tired.
1244
01:46:11,260 --> 01:46:12,386
Tired.
1245
01:46:21,270 --> 01:46:22,855
Oh, God.
1246
01:46:24,065 --> 01:46:26,192
I love -
1247
01:48:15,510 --> 01:48:17,220
Oh God.
1248
01:48:17,720 --> 01:48:18,763
Oh, my God.
1249
01:48:19,305 --> 01:48:20,473
Ok, Sir.
1250
01:48:24,060 --> 01:48:25,770
He's on his way.
1251
01:48:27,146 --> 01:48:29,398
Can we talk to the other?
1252
01:48:39,659 --> 01:48:42,703
Hey, what the hell is going on?
Why the cops?
1253
01:48:43,037 --> 01:48:45,164
Alright. Sorry, go back to bed.
1254
01:48:46,707 --> 01:48:48,793
Where's Cutshaw?
1255
01:48:49,836 --> 01:48:53,130
Krebs, look in the dorm, will you please?
Christian, go up -
1256
01:48:54,298 --> 01:48:56,050
Oh, my God.
1257
01:49:20,491 --> 01:49:22,034
He's dead.
1258
01:49:27,707 --> 01:49:30,042
He gave up his life.
1259
01:50:15,630 --> 01:50:16,839
Major?
1260
01:51:11,227 --> 01:51:16,106
If you die first and there's
life after death...
1261
01:51:16,107 --> 01:51:19,402
Will you give me a sign?
1262
01:54:08,863 --> 01:54:10,781
Captain Cutshaw,
1263
01:54:11,199 --> 01:54:13,366
I'm taking my life...
1264
01:54:13,367 --> 01:54:17,580
...in the hope that my death will provide
the shock that is curative therapy.
1265
01:54:17,622 --> 01:54:21,417
In any case,
you now have your one example.
1266
01:54:22,168 --> 01:54:25,630
If ever I've injured you, I am sorry.
1267
01:54:26,005 --> 01:54:28,716
I have been fond of you.
1268
01:54:28,841 --> 01:54:32,261
I know some day I will see you again.
1269
01:54:32,428 --> 01:54:34,055
Vincent Kane.
1270
01:54:57,703 --> 01:55:00,915
Sure heard some stories
about this place, sir.
1271
01:55:01,666 --> 01:55:05,670
Heard they had a doctor there
that was really a killer.
1272
01:55:13,302 --> 01:55:15,680
He was a lamb.
1273
01:55:26,774 --> 01:55:27,733
Ok.
1274
01:55:43,291 --> 01:55:46,002
Hey, hold it, hold it.
1275
01:55:48,296 --> 01:55:51,966
Where did the Saint
Christopher medal come from?
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