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Hello?

Hey girl.

Oh, hey, gretch. How are you?

You sick or something?

No, no, I just.

I didn't look at the caller I.D.

I thought you might be
the husband.

You know what? Actually,
I'm glad you called.

I need some help
with something.

All right.

Which shirt should I wear?

I mean, you'll rock them both.

But how long are you really
gonna wear it?

10 minutes? 15, tops?

I mean, that
that's a good point.

I mean, the purple one's a
little easier to take off, but

The pink one makes him want to
take it off
that much quicker.

Girl, you got it bad.

I know.

I know.

And I haven't felt this way
since, like...

Sophomore year?

Yeah.

Bobby aaronson.

Mm hmm. I gave him full
roaming privileges.

Huh. Okay.

I think...

I think I'm going to go
with the pink one.

I mean, what's losing a shirt

When you've already
lost your heart, right?

(sighs)
I...

I think tonight's the night
that I'm going to ask him.

I know...

It's only been a couple of
weeks,
but I mean,

I'm ready.

I already wrote a letter
to phil and everything

You're telling your husband?

Maybe.

I don't know.

I just hate sneaking around
on him like this, you know?

By the way, he thinks I'm with
you tonight, in case he asks.

Just...

You know, if nate says he
wants me, I'm

Ready to chuck it all.

Wait. Leave philip? And then
what? Get a divorce?

Yeah.

Yeah, I think so.

Oh, it's just the way
he looks at me.

You know, I. I've never felt
this way before.

Never felt so...

Loved.

He's like
this hurt little boy,

And I'm the only one
that can make it better.

Just ione... Be careful, okay?

Why? You don't think nate
means what he says?

I love to hear
the fire back in your voice.

I just don't want you to get
burned.

This is a lot of stuff at once.

Yeah.

Yeah, you're right.

You know what?

How about this?

Let's see how it goes tonight.

And if it's a no,

Then I'll call you and cry
about it until brunch.

And if it's a yes,
then I will call you

From whatever island
we run off to.

But it might be a few days.

Yeah, sounds good.

I'll let you know. Bye.

- Oh, hi.
- Hey, baby.

-Mm hmm.
-You know I scare easy.

- I didn't mean to scare you.
- You didn't scare me.

You know I can't keep my hands
off you.

I like your outfit.

Oh, yeah?

Better to take off.

Upstairs?

Absolutely.

Oh, my friend dropped that off
earlier today.

Is this it?

Finally!

Does this have everything
I asked for in it?

I don't know.
My friend did me a favor.

I didn't really double
check her at work.

Uh. Nate...

Sorry, baby.

I get lost
sometimes you know.

I have a great pair of eyes
you could get lost in.

Hmm. I like that.

You didn't tell her
that I asked for it, right?

No, of course not.

I don't want things getting
back to my husband.

Good.

Good.

Look.

Nate, I didn't bring it up
before,
cause, you know...

But I feel like
since it's already out there,

We really need
to talk about it.

About what?

My husband. Phil.

And, you know...

What's next for us?

- Us?
- I mean.

I know this started out
just as fun.

I can't see my life
without you in it.

I agree.

You do?

Yeah, baby.

Of course.

I want you...

To be right here with me

For the rest of your life.

Really?

Really.

You don't know how happy it
makes me to hear you say that.

I want to be with you forever.

You know I love that, baby.

Nate!

The rest of your life.

And really, baby...

Your eyes aren't
all that special.

How does this place
not creep you out?

You know, it is
customary to knock.

Yeah, it's also customary

To pray in churches
and not live in them.

Babe, we're here to help.

All right.

Yeah, no.
I'm not used to all that yet.

Harriet, I think you
should go back

To just being my best friend.

Easier that way.

And besides, I know
I'm more fun than my brother.

You know, you're my favorite.

I'm right here.

- I'm still right here.
- Yep. Always.

Yeah.

Is that the last of david's
junk?

Yeah, I'm trying to decide
whether
to store it or ship it to him.

Well, how is that a decision?

You ship it.

There's no way I'm
letting him back in here.

One: It's a separation,
not a divorce.

- And two... Let?
- Mags, you are a very smart
woman.

But if you let that cheating
sob back in your life...

I am suing for control
of the company

Because you have clearly lost
it.

Oh, well.

He can be a little
overconfident.

That's one way of saying
incredibly egotistical.

He's just worried about you.

We both are, you know.

How are you?

Oh, good. I guess.

I'm crying a lot less.

And have you talked to him?

No. Both our shrinks
and our couple's counselor

Think it's best if we
take some space.

And how does that
make you feel?

Oh no, are you going to start
charging me now too?

Let's talk about something good.

You should see the plans

Michael drew up
for your kitchen.

So good.

I can't wait to see!

And don't tell him
I said this.

Seriously, don't.

Michael's a better architect

Than dad ever was.

He knows.

Yeah, you're right.

He knows.

Come on. Let's go see.

I mean, this is amazing,
but it's elaborate.

Yeah, mags.
That's the point.

When you and david
approached me

About drawing up these plans.

You wanted a full reno, and
he wanted something smaller.

So now that the small
man is out of the picture,

How about we do this right?

Is there anybody local

That can even handle something
like this?

Yeah.

Local to an old church
in the middle of nowhere

That an insane
person lives in?

This is not the middle
of nowhere.

It's 20 minutes
from the office.

Yeah.

I'll check my rolodex.

Rolodex?

No, thank you.

Businessman from the 1970s.

I'll just find someone on
plan it.

Mgas, you're not going to find
an artist on an app.

No, I love that app.

That's where I found the guy
who did my foyer.

He was such an artist too.

He was an artist, too.

Are you sure you're okay?

You know, you can always do
dinner at our place.

I'm making pizza tonight.

Well, I'm ordering pizza.

Hold on a second.

You just said our place.

- That official now... Or?
- Um.

You didn't tell her?

I told her... I.

I told... I...

Mags, I have some
excellent news.

Michael, it's fine.

Seriously... Seriously...

I'm so happy for you guys.

Well, michael,
I'm happy for you.

Harriet, you don't know what
you've
just gotten yourself into.

You're going to be fine, magpie.

Thank you.

Come on. Let's head out.

Hey, mags.

David, what are you doing here?

There's something I've got to
tell you.

I am never, ever,

Coming back to you.

Yeah.

The boxes out front
addressed to david starling.

No, it's coming from me.

Maggie starl... Maggie anderson.

No, you don't need
to check in with me.

Just pick it up and take it
away.

Thank you.

Really?

Just following the program.

When it says yoga, I yoga.

Mags, there's more to life
than some app.

Not for me. And not right now.

Well, I finished the grady
plans.

So when you're done putting
them in the pitch deck,

Can you take them
down to the safe?

Oh, fantastic.

You're upset that I finished?

Yes, I'm upset.

You do remember that
I'm o for lifetime

Getting grady to hire us, right?

Maybe there's an app you can
find that'll pitch it for you.

Oh, speaking of,

I'm going to have such a great
kitchen!

Bye. Love you.

I love you, too, maggie.

Okay,

Let's see what we've got here.

The first question
I like to ask myself is..

What even is a kitchen?

Is it a place
we store our food...

Or is it a place we store
our memories?

Oh, well, I like to think of
a kitchen as a...

Do we like our food
hot on one side?

Cold on the other?
And where does it meet?

And when we feed ourselves in
our kitchen, what are we
feeding?

Our stomachs or our souls?

That's actually a really
interesting
question... I...

To me, the kitchen
is the heart of the home.

But as the greeks said, what
even is the heart?

How do we locate it?

Is it a platonic ideal of a
heart?

Is it a platonic ideal of a
kitchen?

Yeah.

We can be done by the 22nd.

I'll have the contracts
over to you in the morning.

Okay, that's great.

But do you think there's

Any chance you could be ready
any earlier or even the 21st?

Any wiggle room?

I knew you were going to ask
that.
Um...

- No.
- Um.

Alright, so I gave you a quote.

How have you already sent
a quote?

You haven't even seen
the kitchen yet!

What kitchens?
I've seen kitchens.

I've seen kitchens in
brooklyn.

Two drawers. Done.

Okay, this is a big kitchen.
There's an island.

Oh, yeah. We got two.
Long and staten. Ohhhh.

I'd like to... I mean I m in a
program
right now, I've got to be
honest.

So that's... That's not going to
happen.

But what I can do...

Is I can give you a discount.

Uh... Okay. M-maybe.

Here's what I tell my pretty
clients.

And you are definitely
the upper third of that.

That is extremely inappropriate.

And when you've got the answer

To that question, I've got
one more question.

What is you?

What is you?

Is you.

Me?

Yep. Mhmm.

What?

No no no. I don't think you
understand.

I've been making kitchens
for almost 40 years now.

It's not my first rodeo.

You drive a hard bargain. I get
it.

15 perc... Quiet!

It's my kid,

My wife.

I don't like to approach
contracting

As building things.

I like to approach contracting
as experiencing things.

I want you to experience
your kitchen.

I will give you a

12 perc... 15... 20... 22.

Just doing the numbers.

There's seven types of kitchens.

You've got island,

Parallel, straight, l-shaped,
u-shaped, open and galley.

I can even make you a soup
kitchen.

Not with wood and nails,

Not with faucets and sinks,

But with love.

But more importantly,
with empathy.

Does that make sense?

Of course it does.

20% plus...

Plus...

I'll pay for dinner
when we go out.

You weren't going to buy din...

You know what? Doesn't matter.

Good luck with your wife.

I'll do it for free!

So what? Tell me.

It's all just been a complete
bust?

Well, my last good lead
was supposed to arrive

30 minutes ago.

Don't tell my brother.

I don't want him
gloating about this.

- My lips are sealed, you know
that.
- No, no, no! Harriet!

What?

- Rufus!
- I left the door open. I'm
sorry!

I'm sorry! Rufus!

- Rufus!
- Rufus!

- Rufus!
- Rufus!

I take it this is rufus?

Yeah.

He thinks he's an outdoor cat,
but
he wouldn't survive five minutes
out here.

Would you, buddy?

Most men overestimate
their abilities.

I guess that goes for cats too.

Wait. Are you patrick?

No.

I'm kind of wishing I was.

No, no, no, no, no, I.

I have an appointment
with a contractor.

I saw your truck and I
figured...

Right.

At least now I know the name of
the guy
I kidnapped so I could take his
place.

I'm nate.

To be honest, that would
probably be
the best excuse I've heard for a
while

Of any of these guys who
missed their appointment.

- Maggie.
- Hey.

Yeah, really, I had a gig in new
castle,

I just saw the little guy
walking around the streets.

I had to stop.

But I am available.

Oh, you are?

I am at the end of my rope
with these contractors.

I totally get it.

We can be super unreliable.

How about I go get my
stuff and we can talk?

Okay, great.

Okay, cool.

Why don't I take him
and get him fed, and you go

Upstairs and, you know,
touch up your make-up...

Oh, harriet, it's
not like that.

It is.

I mean, maybe he doesn't
have a sense of smell.

Quit your whining, patrick,
you sound pathetic.

You know, this is a dog
eat dog business.

I'll introduce you to the dogs
later on.

Hey.
Your friend let me in.

She said she had to go, but
to call with all the details

When you can.

That sounds like harriet.

She's my best friend and the
least subtle person I know.

Hey. Sometimes unsubtle
can be good, right?

Wow. I got to say, whoever drew
these up is something else.

Yeah, it's my brother, michael.

He's an architect.
We actually work together.

I run the business side of
things,
but he's the real heart of it.

Oh, you're in architecture?

Yeah, all my life.

My dad actually founded the
firm.

My brother and I run it now.

Well, it makes me a little
worried.

I mean. It can be difficult
working for experts.

Oh, please.

We put on hard hats twice.

The day we break ground,
and the day we cut the ribbon.

You guys do the real work.

Well, now I got to come work for
you.

Why don't you take a look
at some other projects?

See if you see anything
you like.

Okay.

Do you mind? While you're
looking?

Uh, no, of course not.

Wow. These are really
beautiful.

Yeah?

You know, the real question,
though, is going to be.

Will your husband be cool
with all the work?

It's going to get
pretty involved.

Uh, we're separated.

What?

Nothing. I just.

You know, usually when someone
says something like that,

I would say I'm sorry,

But I'm not.

I guess I should get going.

I got to feed my dogs.

Listen, I know
this is going to cost me,

But if it turns out looking
like any of these,

It'll be worth it, right?

I would like to think so.

You only live once.

Can you start tomorrow?

Absolutely.

I'll be here bright and early.

With bells on.

Well...
Maybe you don't need bells

Or anything at all.

I like the way you think.

I'm grabbing lunch
with michael,

But I decided to come early
so you could tell me all about
him.

I can't believe you did that.

Yes, you can.

Come on, spill the beans.

Oh! Yoga?

He had those hands,
you know, that are like,

Rough yet soft at the same time.

I would love to get back
to that dream.

Mm hmm.

I'd like to get back
there, too.

So how long has it been
for you?

Oh, let's see.

Last few months before
I found out about david.

And then we've been separated.

What? Four months.

Wow. We're coming up
on three quarters of a year.

That hurts more than this
stretch.

Oof, you poor thing.

We ought to have a
fundraiser for you.

To be honest, I hadn't
even really thought about it.

And now I can't stop thinking
about it.

So?

So. Still married.

Separated.

Separated, but still married.

You sound like michael.

I just.

I think that there's
a lot of nuance

To the word separated.

It seems like you feel the same.

So we're switching from
architecture to yoga now?

If so, I'm gonna have to buy
some new pants.

We were just talking about
maggie's new contractor.

- Mm hmm.
- You found someone?

Mm hmm.

What's his name?
I'll ask around about him.

It's nate.

Nate what?

Nate... I'll find out
this afternoon?

That's a pretty long name.

It'd be hell to put on a jersey.

Yeah, I get it. I should've
asked.

Is he hot?

- Oh. Super hot.
- Shhhh.

I mean, if you're
into that kind of thing.

Which I'm not.

Well,

I'm glad you found someone.

But when you get his last
name, can you let me know?

I just don't want him
to turn out to be

Some kind of psycho
that butchers my plans.

I will. I will.

Speaking of plans,

Shouldn't those be in the safe?

Yeah.

I was trying to use them as
inspiration for the grady pitch.

How's that going?

Uh, you know, my warrior two
pose is really coming along.

Well, if they're not inspiring
you.

Yeah, I know.

I'll put them in the safe
on my way out.

Thank you.

Mm hmm.

Setbacks.

Setbacks.

(screams)

Great.

- Hey.
- Hey.

You're back home
earlier than I figured.

You worried about the quality
of my work on day one?

No. I mean, I bought
lunch, and I had too much,

So I figured you might want
some?

Cool. Yeah.

Oh, my god. Are you okay?

Oh, yeah, I'm fine.

You should see the other guy.

Who did you let wrap that?
A kangaroo?

Oh, it's not that bad.

Come on.

Get inside.

Come on.

Yes, ma'am.

Jeez.

What happened?

I have no idea.

Dangers of the job. I guess.

What's all these little pieces
of glass in here?

How did you do this?

Hey, mags, can I ask you
something?

Sure.

Kangaroo?

(laughs) I couldn't think of
a better metaphor on the spot.

- Really?
- In my defense,

Kangaroos probably would be
terrible at dressing wounds.

I mean, they have
those tiny hands.

Tiny kangaroo hands?

I mean, how many kangaroo
nurses have you seen?

- Not a ton.
- Mhmm. My point exactly.

This is really good.

Well, the girl scouts
don't mess around.

Got to earn that first aid
merit badge.

- Oh.
- What?

Nothing. I'm just...

I'm just imagining you
in a girl scout uniform.

Uh, so do you want some lunch?

Oh, yeah.

(laughs)
and a lot of people.

Well, mostly my brother,
thought we were crazy

For buying the church,
but what can I say?

I work in architecture
for a living.

How could I pass up
such an interesting space?

I have not stopped talking,
have I?

Well...

I mean, there was some
breathing.

There's not a whole lot
of chewing.

Sorry.

I talk when I'm nervous.

Which is weird because I'm
totally not nervous right now.

Please say something.

I'm just.
I'm just thinking about this.

Oh, yeah?

I realized when you

Asked about it yesterday
that I should

Probably not be wearing it
if I'm not sure about it.

I take it that it was a little
messy?

When is it not?

Fair.

You know, this was our dream
home.

Interesting space.
Room for all our crazy ideas.

But we spent so much time trying
to make our dream come true,

We forgot how to act while we
were awake, you know?

So you drifted apart?

No, I stayed in the same place.

He shot off like a bottle rocket
into the
bed of a junior associate at his
firm.

Yeah, a junior associate.

So you kicked him out?

No. We tried to work it out
at home,

But our therapist
thought it was best if

We took some space. So...

Here we are.

I'm glad.

Because I never would
have made him leave.

Can't remember the last time

I've had the chance
to be in my own space.

I mean, literally.

Yeah, the symbolism
is a bit on the nose.

Hey, maggie.

I wanna tell you something.

I think what you're doing is
brave.

Is it?

Yeah.

You know, most women
would've just

Shut down,

But not you.

You're out here living your
life,

Making new friends.

I think it's beautiful.

Well, maybe I'm not doing
everything I want to be doing.

Hey, mags, did you know your
dumb fitness app

Shares your location data?

And as it turns out, you're
very much not at the office.

All right, it's settled.

I'm going to start knocking.

Hey, man.

I'm nate.

You must be michael.

Must I?

Who else has such
perfect timing?

Listen, man, I got to tell
you something.

I've seen a lot of plans.

I've made a lot of plans.

And what you put together
for this space,

It's special.

Well, I appreciate
the kindness.

Especially since maggie here
is such a fan of your...

Work.

Well, hey, I mean, she hasn't
even
seen what I can do yet.

All right, well, on that, I'm

Going to go back to the office
and gouge out my eyes.

I'll leave you two to do
whatever it is that this is.

No, no, no. Wait, wait.

I was hoping

Maybe we could talk about
how you managed to eliminate

Both of the support
columns in here.

You know what?
I think we both.

Should get back
to the office.

Okay. Thank you
for having lunch with me.

Thank you for
re-attaching my arm.

Michael.

Now, one more thing
before we go.

- Nate, right?
- Yeah.

Maggie never got your last name.

Really?

I'm sure we, uh,

We exchanged information
in the beginning, right?

No. Just nate.

Oh, like, cher,
but for drywall?

Yeah.

Brothers.

It's brothers.

Satisfied? Happy?

Can we go?

- Yeah.
- Thank you.

All right. Bye.

Maybe you should start
calling first.

I didn't know I was going
to walk into the

Second act of a soap opera.

All you were missing was
a mink stole and some pearls.

What soap operas have
you been watching?

Never mind.

What were you even doing here?

You forget about game night?

It's tomorrow.
I was dropping everything off.

Oh, no. I said I'd host.

No, no, I said that
harriet and I would host.

And you said,
no, it's too weird!

I'm not ready!

Okay, fine. You're forgiven.

Any chance you could
fake a heart attack tomorrow?

Absolutely not.

I got sloppy, bro.

I got angry again.

You know? But it wasn't my
fault.

I mean, this thing was hung up.
It was just laughing in our
faces.

Setbacks.

Your death was a setback.

You know, bro? I mean,
she was really nice, though.

If you think about it.

She bandaged your boy up real
good.

But her eyes, man.

She had these sad eyes.

Usually I see a spark,

And I want to steal it away.

But not with her.

I wanted to give her

Something.

Don't worry, bro.
I'm not getting soft on ya.

I'll stick to the plan.

These people are going to pay.
Just like mom said.

You make the plan.

I execute.

You don't wanna know long it
took for you to realize I was
here.

I'm halfway through the book.

You carry that with you?

Well, yeah.

I never know when my boyfriend's
going to be too busy to notice
my charms.

I have so many charms.

Can I show you something?

Oh, yes.

I think I'm making it
pretty obvious that you can.

Maggie's contractor.

Oh. This took a turn. Um

Are we doing role play?

I'm pretty sure I have a tool
belt in my car.

Nate brothers.

There's nothing about
him online.

No website. No reviews.

Nothing.

Okay, and that's a big deal,
cause?

You don't find it a
little bit suspicious?

It is so cute how overprotective
you are.

I'm not being overprotective.
I'm being regular protective.

How does a contractor
make it this far

Into the 21st century
without a single review?

I can think of a lot of reasons.

Alright, name one.

He's only done
work for older people,

And they don't know how to use
their
phones, let alone leave a
review.

- And no website?
- It's a word of mouth business.

One person recommends

Another and another,
and then before you know it,

You don't need a website.

You're making a lot of sense.

Aren't I?

Now take the rest of it off.

Oh. Oh.

I can't even get lucky
in my dreams.

All right,

Let's channel some of this
frustration.

- Hey.
- Hey.

What're you doing here?

I'm here to work. Unless you are
going to fire me.

Right. No. Sorry. I...

I fell asleep on the couch.

All. Phew! Come in.

So, uh, did you fall asleep
working?
Or what?

Yeah.

I'm working
on this pitch for this firm.

I'm o for five with them.

I'm not making any progress
on the attempt six.

Michael's going to kill me.

Well, that's your pitch!

What? Tell them if they don't
hire us,
michael's going to kill me?

I don't know if that'll work,
but it's funny.

What I mean is, I've been
in a lot of homes, right?

I've been with a lot of women.

Not like that.

Not like that.

Homeowners.

And you shine.

I shine?

Yeah.

When you walk in the room,
it's like the final reveal of

A home renovation. It's...

It's beautiful.

So with grady don't
overthink the pitch.

You know, just write it like
you were writing to anyone.

Write it like you're writing to
me.

Come on.

You're not anyone...

Yeah. But what I mean
is, like, show grady you.

Just the real you.

They're not going to look
anywhere else.

I promise.

Okay, I.

I shouldn't have done that.

I didn't mind.

No, I. I'm. I'm still.
Mar...

I'm. I'm late for work.

Hey, hey, hey.

We can talk about that later.

When you're ready, okay?

Okay.

Thanks.

Hey, how did you know
it was for grady?

Huh?

The pitch I mentioned. How did
you know that was for grady?

Oh, you mentioned it.

Did I?

- Yeah.
- Huh.

I guess you have
a better memory than I do.

Oh, yeah.

It's too good.

There are some things
that I can't forget.

Okay.

It's all clear now.

I just need an escape plan.

That's it.

Michael has, like, 18 million
dollars
of modern art in that safe.

It's the final piece
of the puzzle.

I didn't say I wasn't
going to do it.

I'm still going to do it.

You know, I'm going
to need a vacation after this.

After all the questions.

Questions!

Enough!

I'm sorry, bro.

Here's the thing, man.

Maybe they don't
all have to die.

Now, listen to me, norm.

Maggie has nothing to do with
this.

When I look into her eyes,
all I see is sadness.

She's not sad about her
ex-husband.

She feels bad for you,

And for me.

And I gotta be with her.

I would have had her tonight.

But they're playing
game night.

These are grown adults playing
game night.

These people are so desperate
for fun.

You know?

I'll show them some fun.

I'll take michael over here,
and put him on a belt sander.

Nah, man, I.

I have to be with her.

That's the only way
I'll really know.

Oh, this is the best thing
I've heard all month.

It was so awkward. What was
I thinking? I'm still married!

Are you going to move that?

No.

I can still feel
the heat of the kiss.

Harriet! Oh my gosh. Ew.

I'm just so confused
about everything.

Help me.

No, you're not.

You know exactly
what you want.

It's not that easy.

I mean, for one thing,
I'm his boss.

Of a kitchen reno!

What do you have h.R.
In your powder room?

And... There's david.

There's no david.

But there is.

I mean, he's
still a part of my life.

When was the last time
that you talked to david?

David, what are you doing here?

Game night.

Therapist said we should
take some space.

Right. Right. But.

Well, you won't have
a partner tonight.

At least...

I mean, do...

Do you have a partner tonight?

Well, so I thought perhaps
we can make an exception.

You know, for tonight.

For game night.

Oh, and I.

I brought some wine.

You know, that sweet stuff
that nobody else likes but you.

You better hurry up.

The time's running out.

Honey, move it along.

Almost done.

Don't get the impression
that he takes this long

With everything he does.

Really?

You're going to make me
throw up in my own house?

Come on, babe.
5 seconds left.

Oh, ice cream.

- Yes.
- Yes.

That's a point
for team harriet.

I thought we decided on
team michael.

No, you were outvoted.

Man, that is a hell of a
drawing.

Oh, c'mon maggie. You're up
next.

- You take that.
- Thank you.

Don't expect anything
nearly as good as that.

Hey, I'd be impressed
if you just get

Some basic shapes up there.

Okay.

Oh, come on.

Michelangelo gets ice cream
and I'm stuck with this.

Quit complaining.

Yeah, quit complaining.

You ready?

And... Go!

Mags, are you having a stroke?

20 seconds left.

I know. It's... Uh.

Jealousy.

Holy. Yes.

Oh, my god.
It's like you guys cheated.

It's not funny.

It is.

How did you get that?

Because this is terrible.

Well...

Yeah, but...

Okay, so.

Okay, so these are eyes, right?

And then this

Sports car. Right? Right.

And so the eyes are staring
at the sports car.

Jealousy.

That's good.

It makes sense that david
would understand jealousy.

After all, he's the one.

Hey, guess what?

Guess what?

We need a new marker.

Okay? Why don't you go to the
office and get a new marker?

Right now?

Like, right now before
I stab you with the empty one.

He's just been a little cranky

Since 2004.

You're being a real jerk,
you know?

What used to hang there?

What?

I mean, clearly
there's something missing.

So, obviously
something used to hang there.

Did you take anything down?

No, I didn't take anything
down.

Well, then what was there?

Is this really
the most important thing

We should be talking about
right now?

I haven't forgiven him.

Neither have I.

He's still my husband,
michael.

- That's a legal technicality.
- Maybe it is.

Maybe it isn't. Either way,
you don't get to decide that.

Fair. Fine. Sorry.

Thank you.

But if you think of that,
can you tell me

What used to be there?

Because it's driving me nuts.

You're a very weird person,
michael.

I like to think
the rest of the world

Just hasn't
caught up with me yet.

Yeah, maybe.

We should probably get back
downstairs.

Uh, yeah.

Yeah, they're probably ready.

Wait. Ready?

Surprise!

But my birthday's not for
another couple of weeks.

That's how we surprised you!

Come on.
Blow out your candles.

All right, come on.
Before the house burns down.

Yay!

Well, not all my wishes came
true.

Happy birthday.

- He's still here.
- Stop it!

Okay, happy birthday.

Thanks, mags.

It's like mine.

Now we can track each other's
heart rates.

It's a wonderful gift!

No, I mean it!

I've been wanting
to work out more,

And then this will give me
motivation to do that.

So it's a good present.

Listen, I know you hate it.

So please, just for me.

I'm going to make you
try it on tonight.

I'm going to make harriet
show you how to use it.

Okay.

Oh, don't worry.

I'll get his heart
rate up tonight.

We have a dishwasher,
you know.

I know, but
this gets the dishes cleaner.

And it...

Well, it gives me an excuse
to be here a little longer.

Wow. You always were as
subtle as an 18 wheeler.

Nothing's going to happen
tonight, david.

Oh, and, hey, I don't want
anything to happen, but...

Well, I mean, technically,
that's not exactly true, but...

It's not why I'm here.

What, then?

Why are you here?

Oh, so now you're up at the
board drawing,

And I have to figure it out.

I know, it's just, um.

I don't have the words.

You had the words for her.
I read the texts.

Oh, no defense?

No, I deserve that.

I messed up.

Look, I don't want anything
from you.

I just want to be near
you again.

I want to be near us again.

I don't want to give all this up
yet!

We did dominate pretty hard at
pictionary.

Yeah.

Chords and melody.

We're better together.

Okay, let's not overstate.

It was nice.

Okay?

I miss nice.

Yeah, I miss nice too.

I see you're
not wearing your ring.

I mean, I get it.
I'm not upset. I'm just...

I need a minute.

- Sure.
- Sorry.

I'll be right back.

I've got nowhere else to be.

What were you doing
in there, david?

How do you know my name?

Shhh. Stay down! Stay down!

Hey, hey, hey.

You want to know
what you're doing?

You're messing up my plans.

What plan?

Oh. Oh, you want to know the
plan?

- Yeah.
- Okay.

That's good.

That's good for me.

Shut up! Shut up!

David?

David?

Maggie.

Hey. Hey.

I saw some guy
split outta here in an [...]

I saw the door open and I
wanted to make sure you...

Hey. Hey.

I left this out here earlier.

Wanted to get it before it
rained.

Hey.

Maggie. It's okay.

It's okay.

You sure?

Yeah, I'm sure.

You're like...

Serendipity.

Like every time I need you,
you're somehow there.

The universe can be like that.

It can be so cold and
indifferent.

It can take from you.

But it can be generous too.

Is that why you're here?

A generous universe?

Just thinking maybe that's
why you're here with me.

Maybe you're not the only one
who
needs some arms around them.

Wanna talk about it?

Yeah.

Some other time.

I haven't felt so warm
in a long time.

Let's not talk about the cold
again, okay?

Okay.

I'm so happy

I let you turn my home into an
unsafe working environment.

Unsafe?

Are you talking about the
jigsaw?
It's electric.

We can work all afternoon you're
not gonna
do any damage with that little
thing.

Sounds to me like someone's
just trying to get out of
trouble.

Okay.

We're gonna do a lesson.

What kind of lesson?

Not that kind of lesson.

Are you tired?

I don't think I'm going to
be tired for a week.

Hmm. Maybe another month
if you stick around.

Okay.

Come on.

- No.
- Let's do it.

You don't have a choice. Let's
go.

Let's go.

Yes!

Oh, my god. I did it.
I knew it.

I was sure I was going to cut
off one of your fingers!

But you still went through
with it. Great job.

I guess I had faith in you
as a teacher.

Hey.

So I showed you some of my job,

Why don't you show me some of
yours?

What do you mean?

Take me to the office.

I want to see what you do.

It's the middle of the night.

Yeah, but it's been
an adventure, right?

Let's keep it going.

I mean you got a key.
Right, mags?

Of course I have a key.

All right, fine.

We can go. Keep the adventure
going, right?

- You want to drive?
- No, no, you got to drive.

My van is a mess.

It's choked full of stuff.

Choked, you mean chocked.
Chocked full of stuff.

Right.

So this is my office.

That's my desk and my
couch and my yoga mat.

Okay, this is feeling a lot
less like an adventure

And more like a powerpoint
presentation.

I'm sorry.

No, no,

It is exactly what I wanted.

I want to know
everything about you.

You won't get bored?

No, I like you.

I haven't liked someone
in a long time.

So I thought there would be
like,
plans everywhere.

Or is it all digital?

Uh, no. Michael is a luddite.

The only technology he believes
in
is a drafting pencil,

And it's not even mechanical.

There is one thing I could show
you that's not boring.

Wow. Is this legit?

Yeah.

Michael knew her
as an undergrad.

Bought a whole bunch
of her paintings.

Who knew she'd become
such a big deal, right?

It's amazing to see
all this stuff in one place.

Yeah.

It's over 20 years.
First, my dad.

Now, michael.

And you.

You sell it.

Please. That's the easy part.

Hey, don't do that,

Okay?

What you do takes
a lot of talent.

None of this would be here
without you.

Is there any stuff about
hillsborough in here?

Um, the art center?

- Uh, why?
- It was a huge story all over
the news.

Yeah.

Michael didn't
want it in here.

So whatever michael says goes.

You know what?

I don't think michael
would want us in here either.

- We should probably go.
- Hey. Hey.

I didn't mean that.

Okay?

I read all about it.

I was obsessed with it.

I'm just curious about it.

You had nothing to do with it.

You know why
I didn't do it in the safe.

I told you, it's not her.

It's michael.

So first I get michael, right?

Then I get the paintings.

Then I go.

But the girl comes with me.

I did everything we said
we would do.

Now it's my turn.

Something for me.

Something for me.

Oh, look at this.

He's on a jog.

We'll have this thing
settled by sunrise.

Okay, bro.

No more fighting.

Michael.

Paintings.

And then maggie.

Hey, michael.

Sorry to call you so early.

I saw you were on a run on the
app.

I figured I might catch you.

Could you just give me a call
back?

I have a question
about the

Hillsborough art center project.

Just call me back
when you can.

Okay?

Thanks.

Magpie,

I love that.

I love it.

You know, she's starting
to get suspicious, mike.

That's bad for me.

It's way worse for you

Exes. Am I right?

We're running out of time,
you and I.

You know it. I know it.
But I gotta tell you the truth.

I really like her.

I think I love her.

I was not expecting that.

It should've ended when it
could've ended.
In the safe. You know?

But it wouldn't been right.

It wasn't her fault,
you know? And.

And the idea of a world

Where a girl like that
is found face down

In some unmarked swamp ditch
with you two idiots.

It makes me sad, you know?

I think it makes me sad.

Gonna have to go over that one
with my therapist.

But you?

I'm not going
to be sad about you, mike.

You designed this.

This was your fault,
you arrogant little vole!

So after I get the money
that's owed to me

From the settlement
that you never paid.

You're going into the ditch
with dum dum over here.

Alive.

Because that's how my brother
went out.

But first.

I'm gonna need your thumb.

What used to hang there?

What?

I mean, obviously something
used to hang there.

Geez.

- What happened?
- I have no idea.

What's all these little pieces
of glass in here?

How did you do this?

Is there any stuff
about hillsborough in here?

The art center?

Uh, why?

I read all about it.

I was obsessed with it.

I'm standing here with the
brother
of the victim, nathan hawking.

Mr. Hawking, what do you think
about today's verdict?

I would call it
a travesty of justice,

But people like my brother and
I,

We don't get justice,
good or bad.

Do you agree with the court
that the builder is to blame?

The builder,
the architect, the city.

They all cut corners
and the result is my brother.

Is my brother dying under...

Under 18 tons of concrete.

- What do you have to say?
- About the settlement?

The number is too low.

There is no punishment
and you will pay!

Hey, you still up, huh?

I can't hear you. Give me
a thumbs up if you're awake.

Oh, you still dead?

Good. I got to go make a
proposal to your wife.

Rest up!

You want to explain to me
what's going on?

Oh, baby.

I was just coming to tell you
all about it.

Do it fast, nathan hawking.

Someone's been [...]

Stay where you are!

Maggie.

If you're half as smart
as I think you are,

I know you know who I am.

You really think
you could stop me?

I mean it, don't come any
closer!

The amount of times
I've heard that.

Plus, I think you're going to be
excited about what I have to
tell you.

Don't.

Don't be difficult.

Good morning, precious.

Right now you're waking up
from a baby concussion.

It's so good

That it was just a small one

You hurt me, babe.

You hurt me bad. Look at it.

Look at it.

I'm not a silent movie
villain, maggie.

You're not tied down.

But if you move a centimeter

In either direction, I'm going
to nail you the wall.

I've fallen for you.

It felt so good to say that.

I'm so glad we could talk
like this

You're crazy.

Crazy is not the word.

Don't minimize me,

Okay?

- There is a reason for all of
this.
- No reason for this. Please.

Okay?

This is the final piece
of the puzzle.

I brought those two guys
to justice.

I got my settlement
out in the van,

And I want to be with you
forever

And ever.

Am I out of line to think
you want to do the same?

Don't be so self-righteous,
maggie.

Are you kidding me?

It was your company
that set up the building

That collapsed,
and I had to sit there

And listen to my kid brother
die under 18 tons of concrete.

I was just
trying to make it right.

I was going to use you.

I was going to seduce you,

And then I was going
to discard you.

But then I fell for you.

And I will never let you go.

So let's burn this place to the
ground.

Let's get out of here.

Let's go off the grid,
make some babies,

Live on a farm,

Buy some crops, whatever.

What do you say?

Oh, you're going to annoy me
if you keep this up.

You're a murderer.

Murder is not the word.

This is justified.
This is called justice.

I was put on this earth

To bring justice

To a world that is devoured
by the rich and powerful.

They have sucked it dry.

But now we're rich
and powerful,

So maybe we could re-evaluate.

How's that sound? Haha!

I can't believe I let you
into my home.

Okay,

That's enough.

You let me into your home.
Okay?

I made your kitchen beautiful.

I made you feel beautiful.

And I ripped the life
out of that pathetic waste

Of a husband of yours.

The same way
he took the life from you.

Yeah, he took an [...]

He took a one way
[...] ticket to hell.

You get a girl a little horny,
she'll believe anything you
want.

And I want to
give us a chance.

So what do you say, baby?

Okay.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'd like that.

Thank you

For letting me
be here with you.

Let's go upstairs

And I'll show you how thankful I
am. Okay?

Okay?

Dammit, maggie!

No wonder you never nailed
the grady pitch!

You're the worst actress
I've ever seen!

Any last words?

Appropriate. Goodnight,
princess..

Maggie, I know you're in here.

I know you're bleeding, baby.

I know you're hurt.

Coming for you.

Come here, and I'm gonna
make it all better.

Come on in, baby.
Let me give ya a -

Mags!

There's
no coming back from that.

I'll call the cops.

Come here.

I really wanted to kill him.

I know, I know.

That's not you.

I'm proud of you.

I'd give you a thumbs up,

But I can't.

What?

Oh, my god.

Are you okay?

I'll tell you later.

Shouldn't have listened to your
brother!

Freeze!

Michael!

Michael?

Are you okay?

Hey, come on.

Say something or anything.

Come on, say something.
Something.

Considering I have a nail
in my shoulder,

And I'm missing a thumb,
I'd say I'm doing all right.

Yeah. You're doing just fine.

- How?
- Well, um.

Michael didn't
come back from his run,

And then he didn't
answer his phone, so...

The cops, how?

Well, when I looked at the app,

I noticed that

You both were here,
so I figured, I don't know,

Maybe you had something
to talk about

Because of david, you know,
last night and everything.

But then I checked
your heart rates,

And you both were spiking 200.

He never spikes 60.

Even when we're having...

Anyway, he never spikes 60.
So...

I just figured better to
be safe than sorry.

Better safe.

Thank you.

So you want to tell me
how we went from pictionary

With your ex to
nail gun murder house?

Oh, god.

So that's the pitch.

I could keep going on and on
about why you should hire us

Or why we're the best
firm for this job,

But these blueprints
speak for themselves.

You know who we are.

You know who he is
and what he is capable of.

The one thing I can tell you
is that I just finished

Renovating my own kitchen,
using my own two hands,

Using blueprints that he
had drawn up for me.

I'm a novice,
and his work is complex,

But it's also logical and has
that easy way about it

That all brilliant things do.

The best part of my day,

Is walking into that kitchen,

And seeing my own
little piece of art,

Beauty that
I can feel with my own hands.

So if you want that feeling,

The number is
at the bottom of the page,

Good luck
with your other meetings.