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Bitch fate is always trying to test,
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with its iron-clad foot,
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how tough your balls are.
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There are days when all your coolness
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and professionalism evaporate
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like saliva on a hangover morning.
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A couple of gray days ago,
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I assured her that her wedding,
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that apotheosis of hypocrisy and lies,
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would not happen.
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Half an hour before the wedding,
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I had to admit that I hadn't gotten
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what was required of me.
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Proof of his adultery.
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I screwed up.
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I didn’t do enough
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to get my damn job done.
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The damsel is left in distress,
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and the dragon devours the knight
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in rust-covered armor.
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So it was
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and so it will be
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in a world of lies and hypocrisy,
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because...
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Wait...
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though, that's a different story...
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Greetings to the Honorable Groom!
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Greetings to the Honorable Bride!
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Welcome family and friends.
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We are gathered here today
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to witness and celebrate
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the marriage of Richard and Julia.
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This is not the beginning of a new relationship
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but an acknowledgment of the next chapter
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in their lives together.
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Richard and Julia have spent years
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getting to know each other,
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and we now bear witness
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to what their relationship has become.
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Today, they will affirm this
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formally and publicly.
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Richard and Julia will mark their transition
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as a couple not only by celebrating
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the love between themselves,
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but by also celebrating the love
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between all of us-including
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the love of their parents,
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extended family, and best friends.
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Without that love,
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today would be far less joyful.
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Do you Richard take this woman
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to be your lawfully wedded wife,
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to live together in matrimony,
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to love her, comfort her,
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honor and keep her,
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in sickness and in health,
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in sorrow and in joy,
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to have and to hold, from this day forward,
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as long as you both shall live?
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I do.
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Do you Julia take this man
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to be your lawfully wedded husband,
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to live together in matrimony,
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to love him, comfort him,
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honor and keep him,
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in sickness and in health,
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in sorrow and in joy, to have and to hold,
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from this day forward,
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as long as you both shall live?
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I object!
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Well...
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actually, we haven't gotten
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to that part yet...
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Exactly...
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Is this really it?
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Yes.
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Running through town
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at the speed of a hunted mare,
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I arrived just in time.
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Wrapped in the veil of her innocence,
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the young bride had not yet
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become a wife plagued
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by hopelessness and infidelity.
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My soles were smoking,
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but I still made it.
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The old TV crunched pitifully
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from the load of sins I'd brought
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on the flash drive
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my hacker agent had handed me.
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He still managed
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to install a hidden camera
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in that lowlife's clock.
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Behold, people, how low you can sink!
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Who is it?
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Where the fuck is that bitch?
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Is my watch broken or is this whore late?
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What a bitch.
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I wonder which whore
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you're talking about?
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Let's not say
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anything rude, please.
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Daddy! Later!
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Daddy! Later!
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I don't see what this has
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to do with our wedding!
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Will you just shut up?
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Okay-okay...
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Wow!
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Is that her dress?
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Yes.
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Why are you wearing it?
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It turns me on so much!
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It's like a wedding night rehearsal!
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It looks like it really is.
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Show yourself to me.
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You're so hot.
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Is that a banana in your pocket
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or are you happy to see a lusty bride
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in your hotel room?
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I'm happy!
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I think you're worthy of my banana.
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You can taste it.
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I'd really like to taste it.
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So take it quickly.
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Turn it off!
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Why are we watching this?
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No, I have to see it.
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Whore!
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I'm sorry! That came out!
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It's a video montage!
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Exactly!
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Let's go, dear.
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No! I want to watch it!
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That video cost me 2000$!
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Plus the bonus!
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You are my bride!
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Do you like it?
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Yeah.
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Come here.
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Aren't you tired yet?
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No...
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Let's lift up.
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Try it.
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Fuck...
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Wait.
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Like this.
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Can't hide from me.
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Oh fuck.
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So hot.
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Keep it up.
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Who do you like better?
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You're so much better.
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Will you marry me?
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Do you like it?
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Yeah?
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Oh yes, go ahead!
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Oh yeah.
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Fuck me.
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Fuck me.
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You won't give me any peace.
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How I love it!
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Do you love me?
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Oh fuck!
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Keep going.
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Do you like it when I fuck you?
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I like guys with big dicks.
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It's a good thing I'm that kind of guy.
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Suck my dick!
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Cum in my mouth.
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Do you want to swallow it?
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Yeah.
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Please...
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Do you want my cum?
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Yes please!
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Come on.
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Am I doing everything right?
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Yeah, it's great.
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Just a little more.
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Yeah just like this.
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Yeah, I'm cumming.
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Yeah.
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I'm cumming.
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Wait...
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Cum in my mouth.
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Oh yeah.
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Godsucking.
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I know how to do it.
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You're a good bridesmaid.
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Fuck.
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More...
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Shall we do it again?
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Only after the wedding.
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Yeah.
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Time to go.
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Go.
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I didn't know you guys were such pervs!
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Since we're all here, would you two like to?
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Fuck you!
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Everybody does it.
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And if you've done it,
you're bound to get busted.
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Because in this city of lust
and debauchery, there's a hero.
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A hero you deserve!
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