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[j.J.] I've been away a long
Time newfoundland, a long time!
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I'm happy to be back though!
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Thank you. You found some
Offshore oil though, didn't ya?
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[j.J.] and people don't know
What to do about the money.
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They don't know what
To do with the money.
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The people don't know what to
Do with the money. They don't.
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I saw a guy driving down
Water street in a porsche,
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Inside a ferrari,
Stuffed into a hummer. Yes.
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[jake] so what,
This guy gets a stalker,
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Now we gotta babysit
Him? That's just dandy.
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[stan] soak it in, boys. That
There is a legend. Stan bittman.
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J.J.'s manager.
Thanks for coming in.
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[j.J.] be smart about it.
Use the money well.
Build a bridge or something.
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You know, get your
Mountains done.
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Bang those little french islands
That you've had your eye on.
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[jake] I'm jake doyle.
This is my father, malachy.
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[mal] seems you picked
Up a stalker.
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[stan] yeah, ever since
We landed last week.
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Well, we're trying to
Keep in on the q.T. He's up
For this big us pilot.
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But he's over reacting if you
Ask me. It's when they stop
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Stalking you, that's, that's
When you worry... One, one sec.
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[jake] tv pilot, huh?
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[stan] uh, the shows based on
Squid dude. Okay? Huge hit for
J.J. Back in the day.
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[mal] ah! Squid dude?
Lock it down!
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[stan] that was the catch
Phrase, yeah.
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[j.J.] the pilot has one more
Thing to say, lock it down!
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[audience member] j.J.!
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[j.J.] thank you, newfoundland!
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That's all I got!
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[kent] j.J. Murphy,
Ladies and gentlemen!
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[kent] it was a pleasure
Having j.J. On my stage.
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Now, uh, don't go away.
[j.J.] woah.
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We'll have a short break
And then we'll have
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Some of newfoundland's
Finest young comics.
[ryan] j.J.!
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Yo, you gotta sign
This. I love you, man.
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[kent] 20% off white russians
All night. Enjoy!
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[j.J.] uh, what's your name
Sweetheart?
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[annette] annette.
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[j.J.] uh, hi.
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[ryan] j.J. Great act. We love
You! Can you sign that? Look!
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[j.J.] yeah.
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[ryan] can you sign that for me,
Please, please.
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[j.J.] okay, I gotta go.
Thank you.
[ryan] please, j.J., j.J.!
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[j.J.] ah! That was a disaster!
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You don't light me from
Above like that!
I look like a troll doll!
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[kent] still the same, huh, j.J?
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It's nice to see
That you've mellowed!
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[j.J.] oh-ha, you want me to
Be nice now, kent,
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Look at how well
That worked out in your life.
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What's with this 20% off
The gate crap? You know my deal,
My fee, plus 80%.
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[kent] tonight's box went to
Charity, j.J. I don't know why
I let you come into my club.
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[j.J.] let me? Let me...
You begged me.
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[kent] beg? Ah, come...
I don't need this crap!
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[j.J.] are you going now?
[jake] now, this is a show.
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[j.J.] you gonna leave all
This glass here? You wanna see
Me cut myself, is that it?
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[stan] tyler, can you go
Clean that up?
[tyler] no problem.
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[j.J.] I...
[stan] p.I.'s you told me
To hire.
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[j.J.] hardcastle and mccormick,
Right? Right.
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Okay, I need someone to keep
The dingdongs away from me.
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Anyone certifiable show
Them to the door.
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[jake] we're detectives.
We don't do security.
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[j.J.] aw, sensitive body
Guards. Just what I was
Looking for.
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Find the stalker and
Shut him up, okay?
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[jake] well we just... We need to
Ask you a couple of questions.
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[stan] you can direct your
Questions to me.
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[j.J.] get that thing
Out of here!
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[jake] now that's funny.
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[j.J.] aw.
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♪oh yeah♪
♪oh yeah♪
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♪oh yeah♪
♪oh yeah♪
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♪oh, yeah-e-yeah-e-yeah-e-yeah♪
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♪oh, yeah-e-yeah-e-yeah-e-yeah♪
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♪oh yeah♪
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[j.J.] as if being on this god
Forsaken rock wasn't enough.
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I hate clowns! Stan, I hate 'em!
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[stan] I know, j.J.,
Just try to stay calm.
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[j.J.] look, I wanted to get my
Game back in front of morons
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Who don't know better then work
My way back to real cities.
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[stan] hiring private
Investigators is
A tad excessive.
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[j.J.] no. Keep this stalker,
Whatever, quiet.
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[jake] quiet? What do you mean?
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[j.J.] so we don't spook
The network.
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[stan] the execs are coming
Up this weekend.
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[jake] right, but, having
A stalker, isn't that
A good thing?
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Make you seem more
Important, or whatever?
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[j.J.] okay. Now the sensitive
Body guard is giving me
Show biz advice.
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Allow me to reciprocate,
Find the stalker!
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[jake] "Dead men don't laugh."
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[mal] any idea what
This note means?
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[j.J.] no. But the logic holds
Up, wouldn't you say?
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[tyler] it's pam, network.
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[j.J.] pamcakes! Yeah. No, no,
No. I couldn't be better,
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Unless I was in a
Bathtub with you!
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[tyler] I'm, uh, tyler.
[mal] mal.
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[tyler] the bottle washer
Around here, and cook,
And pillow fluffer.
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J.J. May seem like a
Jerk, but he's actually cool.
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[mal] oh, you wanna be a
Comic, tyler?
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[tyler] I am a comedian,
And a screenwriter.
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The world just
Doesn't know it yet.
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[j.J.] tyler! Food! Stan,
Bring the car around, moron!
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Don't be a moron like stan.
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[tyler] I won't.
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[j.J.] and 25 new jokes
For breakfast, okay?
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None of that "Newfie" crap.
They hate that here.
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[tyler] no "Newfie",
Okay, got it.
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[j.J.] okay. Let's find
The maniac stalker
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Before the network gets
Here on saturday.
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[jake] this might be
A stupid question, but, um,
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Do you know of anyone who might
Have a grudge against you? Or?
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[j.J.] just google me to find
Out, hotshot. Find the freak.
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[mal] look. There's
Our club owner, kent.
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[jake] look at that
Hair. "Catfud."
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Nothing says the 80's
Like a mount pearl curl, huh.
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[leslie] hey. How are ya?
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Good. Yeah, me too.
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Uh, listen, I'll have to... I'll
Call you back later. Bye.
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[hood] I put honey in instead of
Sugar. It's better for you.
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You're all smiles.
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[leslie] what. So?
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[hood] I'm just saying.
You look happy.
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[leslie] frankly, it's none of
Your business. I'm your partner;
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Not your little sister,
Not your wife. Got me?
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[chantel] I talked to dylan.
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He's prime to buy
The whole crop.
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[tinny] dylan? The guy who
Stiffed you for the equipment?
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That's who you want to sell to?
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[chantel] he's the only dealer
I know.
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[tinny] he can't come here.
No one can.
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[chantel] I already texted him
The address. He isn't mad that
You kicked him in the nads.
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[tinny] what part of secret
Underground drug operation
Didn't you get?
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[chantel] he thinks you're cute.
You could think about having
Some fun once in a while.
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His car's in right-hand drive,
And you wanna go to london.
It's karma.
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[tinny] you're an idiot.
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[chantel] and I'm
Your best friend.
What's that say about you?
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[mal] enemies of j.J. Murphy?
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[jake] I just met the guy and
I want to kill him.
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[des] so this is the stuff
They've gotten from the stalker?
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[jake] is that mould?
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[des] j.J.'s a bit of a
Germaphobe. The stalker's
Trying to freak him out.
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[rose] plus the stole some
Clothes and hair brush.
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[des] you know, if I was
A stalker, I'd go for
The good stuff like,
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You know, like a journal,
You know a cute picture. Or
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That pretty anklet
She always wears.
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I mean he wears. I mean,
Yes, yes, what?
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[jake] maybe the stalker's
Someone j.J. Knows, like, uh,
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An ex-girlfriend or something?
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[des] marlon brando had a
Stalker who wanted to kill
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And eat him... Oh my god!
Is that a clown in a jar?
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[rose] guys? Okay,
Check this out,
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"Dead men don't laugh."
That's a strange threat,
Don't you think?
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[jake] you didn't see his act.
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[mal] whatcha dig up
About ol' j.J.?
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[rose] well, uh, never been
Married. No family to speak of.
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Left the island about 26 years
Ago, moved to new york,
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Hit it big with
Squid dude on snl.
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[des] lock it down!
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[des] that one sketch
Where squid dude,
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And he's so nervous and he keeps
Lockin' the prison down.
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It's his, it's his, uh,
Best, best work, I think.
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[mal] what about j.J.'s staff?
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[rose] manager here has been
With him for 5 years.
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Single-handedly got j.J. Back
Into the main stream. And then
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Tyler is the third intern hired
In a year. And this guy, kent,
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Club owner. He and j.J. Used to
Have a comedy act together,
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And j.J. Dumped him
When he hit it big.
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[jake] what about mrs. With the,
Uh, hair?
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[rose] rhonda stride. I cannot
Find anything on her. It's like
She disappeared.
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[jake] alright, father,
Let's start at the beginning
I suppose.
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[mal] yeah.
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[jake] so kent's his old improv
Partner, so what?
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[mal] we should talk to him.
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[jake] uh, just give me a
Second, alright? Hey there.
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[allison] hi. Staking out
Parking meters? That's good,
No job too small, huh?
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[jake] yeah, huh. Well
This is, uh, a real
Coincidence seeing you here.
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Why is it I, uh,
Always feel so nervous
Around you?
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[allison] you're nervous
Around me?
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[jake] maybe its, um, because
You're such a powerful type.
Person, woman.
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[allison] and do you have a
Problem with powerful
Person women?
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[jake] well not in general. I
Mean, I don't have a problem
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With powerful people at all,
Unless they're, of course,
Meat heads.
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[allison] eloquent.
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[jake] let's go out. Seriously.
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[allison] that's it?
That's your pitch?
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[jake] yeah.
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[allison] does that usually work
For you?
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[jake] nope.
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[allison] but you keep trying.
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Practice makes perfect.
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[jake] what?
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[mal] take your ball
And go home, son.
She's out of your league.
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[jake] you know, it's your
Constant support that sees
Me through the troubling times.
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[mal] I do what I can.
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Zero chance with that
Lawyer. Zero.
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[jake] those, uh, how to
Inspire your family tapes,
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They're really paying off.
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[mal] no hope.
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[kent] that's good.
[photographer] yeah.
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[kent] box office doesn't open
Until noon, fellas.
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[jake] we work for j.J. Murphy.
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This malachy, I'm jake doyle.
We were here last night when he
Had his little clown incident.
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[kent] right. Bodyguards.
I remember a time, years ago,
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When j.J. Almost wet
Himself at the sound of
An ice cream truck.
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[kent] yeah,
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Creepy clown incident.
I don't know who's responsible,
But whoever it is,
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I'm a huge fan.
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[jake] really? It wouldn't
Have anything to do with an
Old "Catfud" grudge, would it?
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[kent] that was another life.
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[mal] j.J. Makes it big.
You run a club.
Might make a guy a tad bitter?
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[kent] I own the club.
He's playin' it.
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What goes around, comes around.
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[jake] after j.J. Bailed
On you, why didn't you,
And uh, rhonda here,
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Carry on with the troop?
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[mal] speaking of rhonda,
Do you have any idea
Where we might find her?
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[kent] no. I haven't seen her in
Years. J.J.'s big comeback,
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Makes a second fall
That much sweeter.
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[mal] hey, that's the creepy kid
We saw at the club.
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[jake] so it is. Hey, buddy.
Do you got a sec?
I just need to talk...
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To... You.
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[jake] hey! Kid! I thought you
Wanted to meet j.J. I can
Introduce you if you like.
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He's a swell guy. Maybe I
Can get you an autograph?
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[mal] so you lost him, did ya?
Coulda made that happen myself.
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[jake] ah-ha-ha. Look
What he left behind.
Vintage j.J. Material.
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[mal] he musta been pretty
Scared off to leave it.
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[stan] hey, hey, hey leah! Is
That our garbage?
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[leah] you got your job, stan,
I got mine.
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[stan] get outa here! And you,
You are so fired.
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[mal] I can see why they call it
The entertainment business.
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[j.J.] more, more, more.
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Too much! Scrape it off.
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Not with your finger.
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Leah jordan is a blogger.
Leah's lowdown, need I say more?
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[mal] what was she looking for?
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[j.J.] tyler? Jokes? Whatta ya
Got?
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[tyler] uh, at dinner, everyone
At my house used to ask for
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The turkey leg. Dad would say,
"What do you think we have here?
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Spider?"
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[j.J.] pass.
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[tyler] one time I was on a
Plane, about to land...
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[j.J.] awful, just awful!
You're getting worse.
They're just terrible.
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Go over there
Somewhere.
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[jake] hey, don rickles, focus.
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Why was leah jordan going
Through your trash?
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[j.J.] well, how should I know?
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[stan] I'm telling ya,
She's your stalker.
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Why wait for a story, when
You could create it yourself?
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It's her way of making news.
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[jake] yeah? What about
Kent and rhonda?
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[j.J.] oh,
Those two comic hacks.
I carried them for 5 years,
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And they have a beef with me?
They were like leeches.
They were like...
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[tyler] like leeches
Doctors were using them
To cure infection.
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[j.J.] yes, that's not bad.
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That's, that's getting there.
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[stan] woah, woah.
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[jake] he's still breathing.
Tyler, call an ambulance!
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[nikki] we pumped his stomach,
And we're waiting on
The lab results.
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[jake] okay, well I'm pretty
Sure he was poisoned.
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So, if you
Find anything, let me know.
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[nikki] if I could test
The food he was eating,
That would be helpful.
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[jake] alright, I'll find the
Food, no problem.
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[nikki] hey, um, if you commit
To dinner saturday night,
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I will do that for you.
Please. David is a really
Good guy, jake.
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[jake] look, nikki, I can see
How dinner with you and your new
Fiance, slash divorce lawyer,
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Who happened to rob me blind in
Our settlement would be fun
For you, but me, not so much.
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Uh... Fine.
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[nikki] great. Saturday,
8. And don't use that
Thing in the hospital.
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[des] hello?
Jake, what are you doing?
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Me? I'm slaying
Monsters, metaphorically
Speaking of course.
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[jake] whatever. Des, find the
Food that j.J. Was eating and
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Bring it to the hospital
For nikki, okay?
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[des] oh, no, we threw
It out, man. J.J. Hates
When there's food around.
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It's in the garbage.
[jake] I don't care! Find it.
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The other option is you can sort
Through the remnants of j.J.'s
Bowel movements.
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[des] hey, how would you
Like to get into the bowels
Of private investigating?
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[j.J.] good morning.
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[leah] j.J., what happened?
Did someone really try
To poison you?
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[j.J.] no. But I learned
Something, if you want
To eat endangered species,
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Make sure they're declawed.
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[leah] it's all a big joke,
Isn't it, j.J.?
You were poisoned by a stalker.
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You've been threatened before?
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[j.J.] leah jordan, ladies and
Gentlemen, thinks that writing
A blog means she's a journalist.
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[leah] "Shut up and dance."
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"Last chance to leave."
"End of the laugh line."
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I found these in your garbage,
You've been receiving
Death threats.
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[stan] okay, uh,
He's gotta get his rest.
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[j.J.] see ya, folks!
Lock it down!
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[stan] give me those! I'm not
Playing with ya, leah.
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00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:03,236
Next time,
I'll have you arrested.
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[jake] j.J.'s hiding
Something from us.
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[mal] question is, why?
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[chantel] tinny? It's dylan.
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He's here to see you.
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[tinny] you invited him.
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00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:23,673
[dylan] what's going on, ladies?
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It's a beautiful day. What's
Going on here? Expert work.
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I'm wearing a cup this time.
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[tinny] really? You can't tell.
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00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:39,522
[dylan] you got any beers?
You know, make a little
Toast to new business?
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[chantel] there's, eh uh, peach
Cooler in the fridge.
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[dylan] oh, uh, call some
People, have a little party.
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[chantel] sounds great.
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[dylan] you cool with that,
Tin-tin?
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[tinny] just post the grow-op on
Facebook, and then every skeet
In town can come rip us off.
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[dylan] you're funny.
I like funny girls.
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[tinny] and I like smart guys.
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00:16:01,503 --> 00:16:05,215
And call me tin-tin again,
And you'll need more than
A cup to protect you.
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00:16:06,675 --> 00:16:10,220
[tyler] p.I., sounds cool, I
Mean when you're not digging
Through garbage.
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00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:13,723
[des] yeah, it's like,
I got this brain, right,
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That's just like naturally
Inclined towards like,
Logic and investigation.
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It'd be a sin to waste, man.
[tyler] uh-huh.
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[des] look at this!
When will people learn?
Our planet, our home!
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Sorry.
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[tyler] it's okay.
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00:16:29,114 --> 00:16:31,032
[des] so, uh,
You want to be a comedian?
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00:16:31,074 --> 00:16:33,243
[tyler] yeah.
And a screenwriter.
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00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:35,036
I've got this
"Squid dude" script.
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J.J.'s gonna read it
When he gets a sec.
It's all about timing, right?
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[des] timing, yeah, man.
For sure. You know, and skill.
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And talent helps. And luck,
But it's mostly talent.
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[tyler] yo, yo! Check it out.
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[des] ah, nice work man! Man.
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[tyler] okay, you can have it.
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[des] sorry, sorry, man. I just
Got a little excited...
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00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:01,938
Something's alive!
Something just touched me!
Something just touched me!
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[rose] okay. "Leah's lowdown."
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00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:06,693
She's a big fan of his old
Material, and it looks like her
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00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:09,069
Blog has put him back on the
Network radar.
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[jake] so she loved him once.
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00:17:10,405 --> 00:17:12,007
[mal] and now she suddenly hates
His guts.
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00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,883
[jake] sounds like every
Relationship I've ever had. How
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00:17:13,907 --> 00:17:17,037
Much you wanna bet that says
J.J. Was sleeping with her? It's
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Always about the sex.
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00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:19,914
[rose] oh, hell hath no fury.
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00:17:19,955 --> 00:17:21,458
[jake] like a person dumped.
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00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:23,877
Exactly. What about rhonda?
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00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:25,211
[rose] I searched high and low.
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00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:26,897
There's no rhonda stride
Anywhere on this island. Maybe
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00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:28,923
She changed her name?
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00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:31,152
[jake] would you mind
Looking into that for us?
[rose] yeah.
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00:17:31,176 --> 00:17:34,929
[jake] I'm gonna go to
The hotel, see who's coming
And going.
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00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:39,809
[mal] you, uh, you wanna go to
The hall of records, dig around
Some old files?
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00:17:39,851 --> 00:17:43,063
[rose] you really know how to
Talk to a girl. Get her all hot
And bothered.
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00:17:43,104 --> 00:17:45,231
[mal] they have periodicals.
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00:17:45,273 --> 00:17:49,569
[rose] ah, let's go! Hey what
Are you up to?
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[des] uh, I'm reading the
Script, "The squid dude and
The boy from bay bulls."
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00:17:52,197 --> 00:17:55,950
It's tyler's script.
I'm already on act 9, and
It's pretty wicked.
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00:17:55,992 --> 00:18:00,372
Although the parallels
Within the narrative
Are somewhat opaque.
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00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:02,540
Could do with a bit more
Nudity though.
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00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:03,917
[rose] let's go.
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00:18:08,797 --> 00:18:11,233
[jake] pursuing? I'm not
Pursuing anyone. I asked her
Out. What's the big deal?
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00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:13,468
[walter] I work with her, jake.
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00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:16,221
Look, all I ask, is that you
Don't make this my problem,
Seriously.
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00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:19,641
[jake] well why did you,
You know, introduce me
To her in the first place?
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00:18:19,683 --> 00:18:24,437
[walter] jake, you don't
Need to sleep with every
Woman I introduce you to.
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00:18:24,479 --> 00:18:27,691
Although she is
Extraordinarily hot.
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00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:30,193
[jake] hold on for a second.
I've got another call. Yeah?
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00:18:30,235 --> 00:18:33,071
[allison] how's the pitch
Coming?
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00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:37,742
[jake] allison! Hey-hi-hello
There. How, how are you?
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00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,828
[allison] so?
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00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:41,830
[jake] yes.
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00:18:41,871 --> 00:18:47,877
[allison] yes? I think what you
Mean is saturday night,
8 o'clock, dinner. Pick me up.
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00:18:47,919 --> 00:18:52,007
[jake] do-do you mean that you
Pick me up, or I pick you up?
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00:18:52,048 --> 00:18:54,467
[allison] you'll figure it out.
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00:18:54,509 --> 00:19:00,724
[jake] oh, wha-wait... Ah,
I can't do...
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00:19:00,765 --> 00:19:03,101
Walter, buddy,
I gotta go. I'll call you back.
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00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:05,186
[allison] walter.
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00:19:14,362 --> 00:19:17,407
[nikki] so, I've settled on
Prime rib for saturday
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00:19:17,449 --> 00:19:21,786
[jake] yeah, uh, listen. About
That, something kinda came up.
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00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:26,791
[nikki] no dinner,
No tox report. Got me?
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00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,626
[jake] I love prime rib.
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00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:32,964
[nikki] perfect. So, des dropped
By with a nasty bit of tuna.
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00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:34,382
It was filled with
Glycopyrronium.
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00:19:34,424 --> 00:19:36,634
[jake] glycoper-what?
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00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:39,864
[nikki] medication used in
Terminal care. It makes it hard
To breathe for a healthy person.
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00:19:39,888 --> 00:19:43,600
[jake] really? Uh, thank you. I
Appreciate it. Can I keep this?
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00:19:43,641 --> 00:19:46,561
[nikki] mhmm. Saturday. No
Excuses. I know where you live.
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00:19:46,603 --> 00:19:49,564
[jake] I've got your new fiance
To thank for that.
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00:19:52,776 --> 00:19:59,824
[rose] okay. Rhonada girl,
Where are you? Oh! Ah, hi.
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00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:05,663
[rose] where is this coming
From all of a sudden?
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00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:08,500
[mal] I don't know,
But everything just seems right
In the world.
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00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:11,920
I'm feeling great.
You're looking great.
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00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:15,048
Even the granddaughter
We have at home is acting great,
Don't ya think?
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00:20:15,090 --> 00:20:17,550
[rose] tinny's really growing
Into herself, isn't she?
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00:20:17,592 --> 00:20:19,636
[mal] I'll have you
All to me self.
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00:20:19,678 --> 00:20:23,848
[rose] now, question is, what
Are you gonna do with me?
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00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:25,600
[mal] hmmm.
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00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:31,481
[mal] let's go.
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00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:35,151
[tyler] a palliative care drug?
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00:20:35,193 --> 00:20:36,986
Who would do that
To j.J.?
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00:20:37,028 --> 00:20:39,531
[j.J.] my series is about to be
Ordered. Just when things are
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00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:42,492
Going right for me...
[jake] okay, j.J., sit down.
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00:20:42,534 --> 00:20:47,330
I need you to stay calm,
Alright. Now, leah jordan.
You wanna tell me about her?
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00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:51,960
Any idea why she'd be hanging
Out with your old comedy
Partner, kent?
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00:20:52,002 --> 00:20:54,355
[stan] jake! Why aren't you
Dressed? We have the thing with
The mayor in an hour.
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00:20:54,379 --> 00:20:56,548
[tyler] he's getting an award
From the city.
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00:20:56,589 --> 00:21:00,343
[jake] good for him. J.J., leah
Jordan. Is there anything about
Her in your past I should know?
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00:21:00,385 --> 00:21:03,847
[j.J.] okay...
[stan] j.J.
Just keep that to yourself.
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00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:08,143
[j.J.] I slept with her. A
Couple of times. Then I dumped
Her. It's an old story.
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00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:11,563
[jake] you see, this is
The kind of information
That'll help me do my job.
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00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:14,500
All right, what about kent?
Is there anything about him?
Did you sleep with him too?
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00:21:14,524 --> 00:21:18,611
[j.J.] kent was a hack.
He still is hack. He's
Lucky to even know me.
401
00:21:18,653 --> 00:21:22,991
Look, I banged a lotta chicks.
Do you wanna list of them all?
I'll get right onto that.
402
00:21:23,033 --> 00:21:26,995
As a matter of fact, ask tyler,
He probably keeps track. His
Nose is so far up my ass...
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00:21:27,037 --> 00:21:28,806
[stan] just grab your clothes
And get dressed in the limo.
404
00:21:28,830 --> 00:21:32,542
[j.J.] stan! You're
Worse than the kid. He's
Got talent. What do you got?
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00:21:32,584 --> 00:21:34,085
[des] lock it down!
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00:21:34,127 --> 00:21:35,754
[jake] des, what do you want?
407
00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:38,506
[des] uh, this was, uh,
Taped to the door.
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00:21:45,180 --> 00:21:48,433
[j.J.] ah, jeeze.
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00:21:48,475 --> 00:21:53,521
[jake] woah. Just...
"Revenge of the squid gal"?
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00:21:53,563 --> 00:21:55,482
[des] oh my god.
Is that human hair?
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00:21:55,523 --> 00:21:58,360
[des] looks like it...
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00:21:58,401 --> 00:21:59,569
[jake] shut up!
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00:21:59,611 --> 00:22:01,029
[j.J.] oh, I hate clowns.
414
00:22:01,071 --> 00:22:02,757
[leslie] can't you hit on a
Parking meter cop or something?
415
00:22:02,781 --> 00:22:04,282
[jake] ha, ha, ah. Here, look.
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00:22:04,324 --> 00:22:07,410
Take a look a this.
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00:22:07,452 --> 00:22:09,579
[leslie] is that hair?
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00:22:09,621 --> 00:22:12,957
[jake] yeah, I think so. My, uh,
Client, he's been getting some
Weird threats lately.
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00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:17,045
[leslie] jake, fine, whatever. I
Really don't care. Goodbye.
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00:22:17,087 --> 00:22:19,964
[jake] well... Okay... Look, I
Know you're going out with mayor
421
00:22:20,006 --> 00:22:22,425
And you're not with me and we
Gotta be friends or whatever.
422
00:22:22,467 --> 00:22:24,386
You don't have to
Be mean about it.
423
00:22:24,427 --> 00:22:27,639
[leslie] look, I got enough
Childish men in my life,
So would you knock it off?
424
00:22:27,681 --> 00:22:29,307
I don't need it from you.
425
00:22:29,349 --> 00:22:33,436
[jake] leslie, I was joking, by,
What's wrong with ya?
426
00:22:33,478 --> 00:22:36,272
[leslie] sorry.
427
00:22:36,314 --> 00:22:38,483
[jake] are ya all right?
428
00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:40,235
[mal] what was that?
429
00:22:40,276 --> 00:22:41,653
[jake] I don't know.
430
00:22:41,695 --> 00:22:43,798
[mal] rhonda stride is now
Rhonda peck. Still tracking down
431
00:22:43,822 --> 00:22:45,031
An address.
432
00:22:45,073 --> 00:22:46,533
[jake] rhonda peck.
433
00:22:46,574 --> 00:22:49,202
[mayor clarke] let's get right
To the real attraction. Ladies
434
00:22:49,244 --> 00:22:51,579
And gentlemen, j.J. Murphy!
435
00:22:51,621 --> 00:22:59,379
[j.J.] thank you.
436
00:22:59,421 --> 00:23:01,256
[mal] look who showed up.
437
00:23:01,297 --> 00:23:02,465
[jake] our super fan.
438
00:23:02,507 --> 00:23:04,718
[j.J.] thank you! What? Oh!
439
00:23:04,759 --> 00:23:08,138
[jake] what's he doing? Come on.
440
00:23:08,179 --> 00:23:11,224
[j.J.] thank you! I was kinda
Hoping for the keys to the city.
441
00:23:11,266 --> 00:23:13,309
[j.J.] I wanted
To have an opportunity
442
00:23:13,351 --> 00:23:16,604
To enter all your
Homes and see you naked.
443
00:23:16,646 --> 00:23:19,149
Just to thank you personally,
Is that possible?
444
00:23:19,190 --> 00:23:23,486
And now I get a plaque instead.
Now, seriously, this is
A wonderful honour.
445
00:23:23,528 --> 00:23:24,672
This...
Sorry, does this have a name?
446
00:23:49,054 --> 00:23:51,806
[j.J.] well nice save, idiot.
Nothing happened.
447
00:23:56,895 --> 00:23:58,021
Except that.
448
00:23:58,063 --> 00:24:00,148
[jake] coulda been worse.
449
00:24:00,190 --> 00:24:02,442
Coulda had to listen to
The rest of your act.
450
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:07,340
[leslie] the ice cream truck was
Reported stolen an hour ago.
451
00:24:07,364 --> 00:24:08,448
We'll check it for prints.
452
00:24:08,490 --> 00:24:09,657
[jake] thank you.
453
00:24:09,699 --> 00:24:12,285
[leslie] uh, bill... Mayor
Clarke, this is, uh,
454
00:24:12,327 --> 00:24:13,453
This is jake doyle.
455
00:24:13,495 --> 00:24:15,413
[mayor clarke] I owe you.
You saved my life.
456
00:24:15,455 --> 00:24:19,626
[jake] yeah well,
You can blow up atlantic place,
We'll call it even.
457
00:24:19,668 --> 00:24:21,920
[hood] steering wheel was
Tied off.
458
00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:26,383
Knife was, uh, stuck in the gas
Pedal. We found this.
459
00:24:26,424 --> 00:24:28,802
[jake] "Exit stage left."
460
00:24:28,843 --> 00:24:30,679
[leslie] does that mean
Anything to ya?
461
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:32,681
[j.J.] no, but it's good advice.
462
00:24:34,933 --> 00:24:36,685
[jake] that guy's hilarious.
463
00:24:41,398 --> 00:24:44,776
Take it easy with all the
Condos. Don't screw up the city.
464
00:24:50,198 --> 00:24:53,159
[mal] we have a reporter who
Hates him. A club owner who
Hates him.
465
00:24:53,201 --> 00:24:55,846
[rose] a crazed, super-fan
Who loves him. An old troop
Member we can't find.
466
00:24:55,870 --> 00:24:56,788
[jake] of course there's j.J.
467
00:24:56,830 --> 00:24:58,915
Who both loves and hates
Himself.
468
00:24:58,957 --> 00:25:02,002
[des] the monkey was the killer!
469
00:25:02,043 --> 00:25:03,753
[jake] what was that, desdemona?
470
00:25:03,795 --> 00:25:06,715
[des] super fan fiction.
They're stories, or works,
471
00:25:06,756 --> 00:25:09,718
Written by fans themselves
Based on their favourite
Show or character,
472
00:25:09,759 --> 00:25:15,432
But the beauty with fan
Fiction is that sometimes
They engage in self insertion,
473
00:25:15,473 --> 00:25:18,852
Where the writer actually
Puts himself, or herself,
Into the script.
474
00:25:18,893 --> 00:25:21,730
[jake] so did, uh, tyler self
Insert himself?
475
00:25:21,771 --> 00:25:24,649
[des] no, he didn't,
But 49 characters and
No tyler character,
476
00:25:24,691 --> 00:25:26,943
So I guess he's not a super fan.
477
00:25:28,737 --> 00:25:31,197
[jake] no, but ryan is.
478
00:25:31,239 --> 00:25:35,827
[rose] yeah, if he loves
Him so much, why'd he
Scratch all his eyes out?
479
00:25:35,869 --> 00:25:38,371
[jake] do we have an address
For ryan brenton?
480
00:25:38,413 --> 00:25:40,123
[des] I can get it.
481
00:25:48,256 --> 00:25:49,841
[leslie] hi there.
482
00:25:49,883 --> 00:25:51,426
[mayor clarke] well,
Believe it or not,
483
00:25:51,468 --> 00:25:53,970
That is not
The strangest ceremony
I have ever presided over.
484
00:25:56,723 --> 00:25:58,516
[leslie] thank god you're okay.
485
00:25:58,558 --> 00:26:02,270
[mayor clarke] well, thank god
That doyle guy was there.
486
00:26:02,312 --> 00:26:07,859
[leslie] it's nice to get a
Quiet second with ya anyway.
487
00:26:07,901 --> 00:26:13,198
You know, um, I'm not
Sure how much more of
This secrecy thing I can
488
00:26:13,239 --> 00:26:16,826
Deal with. It's starting to get
On my nerves, to be honest.
489
00:26:16,868 --> 00:26:19,245
[mayor clarke] yeah? You know
It's cuz I'm ashamed of you,
490
00:26:19,287 --> 00:26:22,415
Right? Truly, I'm just saying,
You're horrible to look at.
491
00:26:22,457 --> 00:26:26,711
[leslie] I'm serious. Sort of.
492
00:26:29,172 --> 00:26:31,049
[mayor clarke] let's just
Take our time, okay?
493
00:26:31,091 --> 00:26:33,301
I mean, we'll see how you
Feel in a little while.
494
00:26:33,343 --> 00:26:38,640
You're gonna find out sooner or
Later that I'm a total dink,
Way too old for you,
495
00:26:38,682 --> 00:26:42,227
And all the rest. So, before we
Announce you on the ballot,
496
00:26:42,268 --> 00:26:44,979
Maybe we should wait to see
If you dump me first.
497
00:26:48,817 --> 00:26:51,569
[jake] hello? Crazy, super-fan?
498
00:26:54,698 --> 00:26:55,907
Anyone home?
499
00:27:00,704 --> 00:27:04,457
[jake] is this literally
A list of j.J.'s worst fears?
500
00:27:11,548 --> 00:27:15,593
[mal] okay,
I'm even getting freaked out.
This is pretty weird.
501
00:27:15,635 --> 00:27:19,472
[jake] uh, yeah. Look at this.
502
00:27:19,514 --> 00:27:24,060
Every one of these drawers is
Labeled. This is creepy man.
503
00:27:24,102 --> 00:27:28,523
Look at this. Woah! Jackpot.
504
00:27:28,565 --> 00:27:30,442
"Squid dude" memorabilia.
505
00:27:33,069 --> 00:27:34,946
[jake] yeah, I know.
506
00:27:34,988 --> 00:27:38,366
I had the blue one.
Ah, shhh. You hear that?
507
00:27:43,747 --> 00:27:45,540
What are you waiting for?
Go get him! Go on!
508
00:28:09,064 --> 00:28:13,818
[kent] look guys, I'm not
The stalker. Leah the blogger
Was paying me for dirt.
509
00:28:13,860 --> 00:28:15,070
I was looking for the tape.
510
00:28:15,111 --> 00:28:16,988
[jake] so what were you doing
At ryan's?
511
00:28:17,030 --> 00:28:19,616
[kent] weird kid. Collects
Everything j.J.
512
00:28:19,657 --> 00:28:23,995
I sold it to him a while back,
Along with all the other
"Catfud" stuff.
513
00:28:24,037 --> 00:28:26,373
No one else on the
Planet has this tape.
514
00:28:26,414 --> 00:28:28,334
[mal] why are the buttons on
This thing so small?
515
00:28:28,375 --> 00:28:31,920
[jake] just give it to me,
Will ya? I can't even believe
You still have a vcr.
516
00:28:31,961 --> 00:28:34,798
[j.J.] but these prisoners are
Just enjoying the sunny day.
517
00:28:34,839 --> 00:28:37,967
[rhonda] then we betta lock it
Down!
518
00:28:38,009 --> 00:28:41,471
[mal] is that rhonda as squid
Gal?
519
00:28:41,513 --> 00:28:44,557
[kent] yeah. Rhonda was the real
Brains of the troop. She and
520
00:28:44,599 --> 00:28:46,643
J.J., they were a big couple.
521
00:28:46,685 --> 00:28:49,979
Then he dumped her, and...
[jake] stole her material.
522
00:28:50,021 --> 00:28:51,648
[kent] every word.
523
00:28:51,690 --> 00:28:53,668
[mal] I wonder how the network
Would react if they found out
524
00:28:53,692 --> 00:28:57,070
Their new show as based on
Stolen material.
525
00:28:57,112 --> 00:28:59,030
[jake] what's the name of this
Bit?
526
00:28:59,072 --> 00:29:01,366
[kent] um, that's
"Revenge... Revenge of the squid
527
00:29:01,408 --> 00:29:05,412
Gal." yeah.
528
00:29:05,453 --> 00:29:09,666
[jake] so, I'm guessing that,
Uh, all these; they're the names
529
00:29:09,708 --> 00:29:11,459
Of other sketches?
530
00:29:11,501 --> 00:29:13,437
[kent] there's only three people
In world who would know that.
531
00:29:13,461 --> 00:29:14,921
Me, j.J. And rhonda.
532
00:29:14,963 --> 00:29:17,674
[jake] and ryan, our super fan,
He'd make 4. Can you remember
533
00:29:17,716 --> 00:29:19,342
The names of any other ones?
534
00:29:19,384 --> 00:29:21,320
[kent] well we always closed
With "Take the plunge."
535
00:29:21,344 --> 00:29:23,930
[jake] sorry. Excuse me. Yeah.
536
00:29:23,972 --> 00:29:27,308
[j.J.] yeah, it's me.
Wanna drink?
537
00:29:27,350 --> 00:29:31,229
[jake] sure. Just, uh,
Stay where you are. It's j.J.
538
00:29:31,271 --> 00:29:34,899
I'm guessing it's either
Ryan or rhonda. It has
To be one of them.
539
00:29:34,941 --> 00:29:36,568
Where are you?
I'm coming to you now.
540
00:29:49,039 --> 00:29:50,623
[jake] hey there.
541
00:29:51,708 --> 00:29:58,173
[j.J.] you know marlon brando,
He had a stalker.
542
00:29:58,214 --> 00:30:02,218
She and her husband had a plan
To kill brando and to eat him.
543
00:30:02,260 --> 00:30:04,679
[jake] I actually already knew
That.
544
00:30:04,721 --> 00:30:08,933
[j.J.] but she loved brando
So much, she confessed
Everything to him.
545
00:30:08,975 --> 00:30:12,520
[jake] oh yeah? What did brando
Do?
546
00:30:12,562 --> 00:30:16,107
[j.J.] he banged her.
547
00:30:16,149 --> 00:30:19,277
[jake] well, I wouldn't
Necessarily recommend that
Course of action for you,
548
00:30:19,319 --> 00:30:22,530
In this particular situation.
549
00:30:22,572 --> 00:30:26,534
[j.J.] we had a gig up here
Once. Our last gig. "Catfud."
550
00:30:26,576 --> 00:30:30,288
"Take the plunge," at
The end of the show we
Pretended to jump off.
551
00:30:30,330 --> 00:30:32,040
Stupid gag, never worked.
552
00:30:33,875 --> 00:30:35,877
You wanna know a secret?
553
00:30:37,921 --> 00:30:45,921
I'm not funny. I never was.
554
00:30:46,346 --> 00:30:48,014
I'm a fraud.
555
00:30:48,056 --> 00:30:51,267
[jake] I know. Rhonda stride.
556
00:30:51,309 --> 00:30:53,663
You stole her material, and then
You got rich. That kinda thing,
557
00:30:53,687 --> 00:30:55,522
It tends to leave a mark.
558
00:30:58,274 --> 00:31:02,737
[j.J.] I ripped off her
Entire act, 20 years ago.
559
00:31:02,779 --> 00:31:07,283
She made me famous. You gonna
Turn me in? Expose me?
560
00:31:07,325 --> 00:31:11,913
[jake] you hired me to find your
Stalker, not find out where you
Get your crappy material.
561
00:31:11,955 --> 00:31:15,875
[j.J.] rhonda's the one who's
Been making the threats.
562
00:31:15,917 --> 00:31:18,962
[jake] looks like it.
563
00:31:19,004 --> 00:31:24,759
[j.J.] she wrote me, called.
I never opened one letter.
I sent them all back.
564
00:31:24,801 --> 00:31:30,849
I was afraid she'd go
Public with this tape,
Expose me for what I am.
565
00:31:30,890 --> 00:31:34,060
[jake] we should go to
The cops now, before this goes
Any further.
566
00:31:34,102 --> 00:31:38,815
[j.J.] you find her.
I wanna face her about this.
I owe her that.
567
00:31:40,316 --> 00:31:43,319
Finally, finally.
568
00:31:45,363 --> 00:31:51,619
[j.J.] what? What do ya mean?
569
00:31:51,661 --> 00:31:57,459
Yeah? You serious? Uh, okay.
570
00:31:57,500 --> 00:32:03,590
I'll... Okay. Fine.
They just ordered the show.
571
00:32:03,631 --> 00:32:08,053
I've been picked up.
It's green lit.
572
00:32:08,094 --> 00:32:10,722
[jake] congratulations.
573
00:32:10,764 --> 00:32:14,851
[j.J.] you just bring me rhonda,
Okay? I need to face her.
Make this right.
574
00:32:22,317 --> 00:32:26,446
[dylan] tin-tin. Sorry, tinny.
575
00:32:26,488 --> 00:32:30,283
Where ya going? You need a ride?
576
00:32:30,325 --> 00:32:32,410
[tinny] I can walk. Thanks.
577
00:32:32,452 --> 00:32:34,496
[dylan] you know, fear is a real
Hindrance in life.
578
00:32:34,537 --> 00:32:36,831
[tinny] deep stuff. Good on ya!
579
00:32:36,873 --> 00:32:41,878
[dylan] okay. Please let me take
You home.
580
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:43,922
[tinny] did you drink?
581
00:32:43,963 --> 00:32:47,300
[dylan] not a drop.
582
00:32:47,342 --> 00:32:48,342
[tinny] alright.
583
00:33:00,897 --> 00:33:03,650
Right-hand drive. Weird.
584
00:33:10,740 --> 00:33:13,827
[mal] rose had a hell of a time
Finding rhonda's address.
585
00:33:13,868 --> 00:33:17,288
[jake] but j.J., I dunno, it
Might be just me, but I almost
586
00:33:17,330 --> 00:33:19,207
Feel like there's a change in
Him.
587
00:33:19,249 --> 00:33:21,209
[mal] he growin' on ya?
588
00:33:21,251 --> 00:33:26,715
[jake] well no, I wouldn't say
That exactly, maybe it's just
The, you know... Ow!
589
00:33:26,756 --> 00:33:32,137
The idea that rhonda could be
His stalker. Him knowing
That is giving him ease.
590
00:33:32,178 --> 00:33:38,601
[mal] rhonda? We're not here to
Cause any trouble. J.J. Murphy
Would like to talk to you.
591
00:33:38,643 --> 00:33:41,354
[jake] we got bills, bills,
592
00:33:43,523 --> 00:33:46,443
Couple of insurance cheques.
Here.
593
00:33:57,078 --> 00:34:00,373
Mail man! Hello?
594
00:34:00,415 --> 00:34:01,750
[mal] rhonda?
595
00:34:01,791 --> 00:34:04,544
[jake] doesn't look like
Anyone's been here for a while.
596
00:34:04,586 --> 00:34:06,880
Cisplatin, altretamine,
What the hell's this?
597
00:34:06,921 --> 00:34:08,757
[mal] cancer drugs.
598
00:34:08,797 --> 00:34:13,762
I saw enough of those before.
With your mother.
Before she died.
599
00:34:13,803 --> 00:34:16,681
Lookie here, ryan's not the only
One with a j.J. Obsession.
600
00:34:16,723 --> 00:34:19,893
[jake] well, at least ryan's
Very neat about his.
601
00:34:19,934 --> 00:34:24,230
[mal] wow, these are all
Addressed to j.J. In new york.
602
00:34:24,272 --> 00:34:27,734
[jake] "Return to sender,"
"Return to sender." "Return to
Sender" on all of them.
603
00:34:27,775 --> 00:34:29,735
[mal] j.J.'s hairbrush
That was stolen.
604
00:34:29,777 --> 00:34:34,741
[jake] really? This one's
Address to an alphonso peck.
605
00:34:34,783 --> 00:34:39,120
It's a paternity test...
Between j.J. Murphy and rhonda.
606
00:34:45,543 --> 00:34:50,297
Dad? I think this kid,
Alphonso, is j.J.'s son.
607
00:34:52,384 --> 00:34:53,384
[mal] jake?
608
00:35:04,771 --> 00:35:08,024
[jake] well, there's rhonda.
609
00:35:08,066 --> 00:35:09,693
[mal] that's one mystery solved.
610
00:35:11,319 --> 00:35:12,779
[leslie] you're in
Big trouble here.
611
00:35:12,821 --> 00:35:14,197
[jake] what do you
Think happened?
612
00:35:14,239 --> 00:35:16,217
I killed her, I froze her,
I found her, then I called you?
613
00:35:16,241 --> 00:35:19,035
Look, I'm aware I come up with
A lot of excuses to see you.
614
00:35:19,077 --> 00:35:21,204
[leslie] you just stumbled upon
Rhonda stride's body?
615
00:35:21,246 --> 00:35:24,916
[mal] there's no external
Wounds. I think she had
Terminal cancer.
616
00:35:24,958 --> 00:35:26,418
[leslie] you examined her?
617
00:35:26,459 --> 00:35:29,462
[jake] well, uh, you know, just
A quick scan, nothing extensive.
618
00:35:29,504 --> 00:35:31,548
You know, moved a few tv
Dinners around.
619
00:35:31,589 --> 00:35:33,818
[mal] found some cheques in the
Mailbox. I've seen it before.
620
00:35:33,842 --> 00:35:37,137
Beneficiary hides the
Body to keep collecting
The pension cheques.
621
00:35:37,178 --> 00:35:39,573
[leslie] the son, yeah. We've
Been trying to track him down.
Whoever it is.
622
00:35:39,597 --> 00:35:40,557
[jake] we're free to go.
623
00:35:40,598 --> 00:35:42,434
[leslie] there's a body in the
Freezer.
624
00:35:42,475 --> 00:35:45,061
[jake] yup.
625
00:35:45,103 --> 00:35:48,732
[leslie] don't go far, jake.
626
00:35:48,773 --> 00:35:50,876
[jake] so, let's track down
Alphonso. You thinking what I'm
627
00:35:50,900 --> 00:35:51,776
Thinking?
628
00:35:51,818 --> 00:35:53,820
[mal] super fan went super
Crazy?
629
00:35:53,862 --> 00:35:56,865
[j.J.] thank you. I love you
Too. You in particular. How do
630
00:35:56,906 --> 00:35:59,993
You spell that? I'll just bluff
It. Now I'd be happy to sign any
631
00:36:00,035 --> 00:36:03,872
Body parts. Anyone... Yes, here
We go. There we go. That'll be
632
00:36:03,913 --> 00:36:09,044
$32.50. Don't worry, I'll pay
You, sweetheart. Uh, you have to
633
00:36:09,085 --> 00:36:17,085
Put it on first before I'll sign
It. Stan! Tyler, tyler!
634
00:36:18,470 --> 00:36:25,435
[tyler] you go him, p.I.?
635
00:36:25,477 --> 00:36:29,731
[des] nice work. I got him,
I got him. I got him.
636
00:36:29,773 --> 00:36:32,108
[ryan] I just wanted to get him
To sign it.
637
00:36:32,150 --> 00:36:33,068
[j.J.] okay, okay, folks.
638
00:36:33,109 --> 00:36:34,277
[ryan] I love you, j.J.!
639
00:36:34,319 --> 00:36:36,154
[des] woah-oh,
That's what they all say.
640
00:36:36,196 --> 00:36:37,489
[j.J.] get me outa here.
641
00:36:37,530 --> 00:36:39,300
[stan] tyler, get him outa here.
Bring the car around.
642
00:36:39,324 --> 00:36:42,035
[j.J.] we just wanted to meet
The funniest man in the world.
643
00:36:45,538 --> 00:36:48,041
[jake] where's j.J.?
644
00:36:48,083 --> 00:36:50,502
[des] I caught him. I got the...
[ryan] I'm not the stalker.
645
00:36:50,543 --> 00:36:54,214
I love j.J. I'm the president
Of j.J.'s online fan club.
I have credentials.
646
00:36:54,255 --> 00:36:56,424
[jake] woah-oh-oh, des?
647
00:36:56,466 --> 00:36:58,218
[des] what? Oh yeah, I got him.
648
00:36:58,259 --> 00:36:59,362
[jake] is your name alphonso?
649
00:36:59,386 --> 00:37:02,305
[ryan] what? My name's ryan.
Ryan brenton.
650
00:37:02,347 --> 00:37:06,559
If you don't believe me, ask my
Dad. He's a supreme court judge.
651
00:37:06,601 --> 00:37:10,105
[mal] if you love j.J. So much,
How come you scratched
The eyes out in those albums?
652
00:37:10,146 --> 00:37:12,375
[ryan] I didn't! They were
Like that when I bought them
From kent.
653
00:37:12,399 --> 00:37:15,402
I paid 30 bucks for them,
But they're priceless.
654
00:37:15,443 --> 00:37:17,362
[jake] stan, how old is tyler?
655
00:37:17,404 --> 00:37:20,323
[stan] about 26. Des,
You say that in fan fiction,
656
00:37:20,365 --> 00:37:22,367
The writer writes himself
Into a script, right?
657
00:37:22,409 --> 00:37:23,576
[des] yeah, yeah. Why?
658
00:37:23,618 --> 00:37:25,537
[jake] so in tyler's script
Was...
659
00:37:25,578 --> 00:37:27,414
[mal] was there a character
Named alphonso?
660
00:37:27,455 --> 00:37:29,332
[des] yeah, he, he's the lead.
How'd you know?
661
00:37:29,374 --> 00:37:31,084
[jake] I think I know
Where they are.
662
00:37:34,587 --> 00:37:39,426
[tyler] drink up.
You deserve it.
663
00:37:39,467 --> 00:37:43,138
[j.J.] this place... It's weird
You brought me up here...
664
00:37:43,179 --> 00:37:45,515
[tyler] "Catfud" did their last
Show here, huh?
665
00:37:45,557 --> 00:37:47,726
[j.J.] yeah, how'd you know
That?
666
00:37:47,767 --> 00:37:50,228
[tyler] you did a rooftop show,
You pretended you were the
667
00:37:50,270 --> 00:37:54,024
Beatles, you had a sold out
Crowd. But the audience was,
668
00:37:54,065 --> 00:37:56,151
Uh...
[j.J.] up here on the roof with
669
00:37:56,192 --> 00:37:58,028
Us. How did you know that?
670
00:37:58,069 --> 00:38:01,781
[tyler] it was right before you
And kent and rhonda broke off.
671
00:38:01,823 --> 00:38:05,994
You took off to new york, and
You stole squid gal.
672
00:38:06,036 --> 00:38:08,955
[j.J.] tyler? Did I tell you
This?
673
00:38:08,997 --> 00:38:11,374
[tyler] I had fun being around
You. Watching you work dumpy
674
00:38:11,416 --> 00:38:19,416
Clubs, watching you suffer. A
Hack. You're a terrible person.
675
00:38:20,258 --> 00:38:24,262
A terrible, terrible person.
676
00:38:24,304 --> 00:38:28,600
Dad, she died... Mom.
677
00:38:28,641 --> 00:38:29,768
[j.J.] uh?
678
00:38:29,809 --> 00:38:31,037
[tyler] she's dead. She's dead.
679
00:38:31,061 --> 00:38:34,022
[j.J.] wait? Wha...
[tyler] my mother, rhonda, is
680
00:38:34,064 --> 00:38:37,400
Dead. Did you hear that, dad?
681
00:38:37,442 --> 00:38:40,236
[j.J.] why do you keep calling
Me dad?
682
00:38:40,278 --> 00:38:43,948
[tyler] you know, I took this
Job to get to know you better,
683
00:38:43,990 --> 00:38:48,953
To find out why. To hurt you...
684
00:38:48,995 --> 00:38:50,455
Somehow.
685
00:38:50,497 --> 00:38:56,753
[jake] it's true, j.J. He's your
Son. Okay. Let's just stay calm,
686
00:38:56,795 --> 00:38:58,838
Okay, tyler.
[mal] take it easy.
687
00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:01,359
[tyler] just get back! I'll push
Him over and I'll go with him.
688
00:39:01,383 --> 00:39:03,968
I don't care anymore.
Just stay back!
689
00:39:04,010 --> 00:39:05,428
[mal] okay.
690
00:39:05,470 --> 00:39:07,239
[jake] we found
Your mother, tyler.
[mal] this morning.
691
00:39:07,263 --> 00:39:10,600
[tyler] I didn't do anything
Wrong. She told me to do it,
692
00:39:10,642 --> 00:39:12,870
To keep getting the insurance
Cheques. She wanted me to go to
693
00:39:12,894 --> 00:39:14,938
University...
[j.J.] what the hell are you
694
00:39:14,979 --> 00:39:16,731
Talking about...
[tyler] stay still!
695
00:39:16,773 --> 00:39:18,525
[mal] he really is your son,
J.J.
696
00:39:18,566 --> 00:39:22,404
[j.J.] whatta know?
Oh, well I don't suppose
Anyone has a cigar?
697
00:39:22,445 --> 00:39:23,863
[tyler] another joke, huh, dad?
698
00:39:23,905 --> 00:39:28,326
[jake] woah. Okay. Let's just
Stay cool here, yeah?
699
00:39:28,368 --> 00:39:29,786
[tyler] just stay back!
700
00:39:29,828 --> 00:39:34,207
[j.J.] if he wants to kill me,
Let him. You wanna kill me kid?
701
00:39:34,249 --> 00:39:40,922
Go ahead! I loved your mother. I
Always did. And yes, I am a hack
702
00:39:40,964 --> 00:39:46,428
And a thief. Let him kill me,
Guys. It's okay. I am a hack.
703
00:39:46,469 --> 00:39:48,221
Yeah, yeah, let him kill me.
704
00:39:48,263 --> 00:39:49,139
[jake] you're not helping j.J.
705
00:39:49,180 --> 00:39:52,434
Just...
706
00:39:52,475 --> 00:39:57,522
[j.J.] I have a son. He wants to
Kill me, but, uh, even so, it's
707
00:39:57,564 --> 00:40:01,735
Better than the relationship I
Had with my father.
708
00:40:01,776 --> 00:40:05,488
[tyler] why did you do it? Why
Did you ruin her life?
709
00:40:05,530 --> 00:40:08,533
[j.J.] I'm sorry, kid. I, um...
710
00:40:08,575 --> 00:40:10,535
I'm really sorry.
711
00:40:15,331 --> 00:40:16,541
[tyler] no!
712
00:40:34,642 --> 00:40:37,395
[j.J.] hey! Hey, don't hurt him.
713
00:40:41,399 --> 00:40:43,401
He's my son.
714
00:40:48,948 --> 00:40:50,700
Right on, boy.
715
00:40:51,701 --> 00:40:55,997
[mal] welcome to parenthood.
716
00:40:56,039 --> 00:40:58,124
[jake] now that there,
That's a real father.
717
00:41:03,505 --> 00:41:06,007
[jake] hey, um, nikki.
718
00:41:06,049 --> 00:41:08,843
[nikki] hey. Look at you.
719
00:41:08,885 --> 00:41:11,846
[jake] yeah. Just look at
You. Um, I hope you don't mind.
720
00:41:11,888 --> 00:41:16,267
I brought a friend. Allison,
This is nikki. Nikki, this is
721
00:41:16,309 --> 00:41:17,894
Allison.
722
00:41:18,937 --> 00:41:20,188
[nikki] oh.
723
00:41:20,230 --> 00:41:21,773
[allison] hi.
724
00:41:21,815 --> 00:41:23,233
[nikki] hello.
725
00:41:23,274 --> 00:41:25,610
[david] hey, jake buddy, glad
You could make it. We...
726
00:41:25,652 --> 00:41:29,155
Oh, we wanted to introduce
You to uh...
[nikki] no, honey.
727
00:41:29,197 --> 00:41:32,534
[jill] hi. Hello.
728
00:41:35,412 --> 00:41:38,164
[jake] well I'm, um, starved.
729
00:41:51,219 --> 00:41:54,681
[david] so, um, allison, you're-
You're a lawyer, right?
730
00:41:54,723 --> 00:41:57,767
[allison] you know, I think
I left my berry in the car,
731
00:41:57,809 --> 00:42:00,020
So I'm just gonna,
I'm just gonna go get it...
732
00:42:00,061 --> 00:42:01,730
I'm sorry, I'll
Just be a minute.
733
00:42:06,776 --> 00:42:11,573
[jake] I'll be... I'll just be
Right back. Just...
734
00:42:30,550 --> 00:42:32,635
[allison] so you take
Me to a dinner
735
00:42:32,677 --> 00:42:35,597
Where your ex-wife is trying to
Set you up with another woman?
736
00:42:35,638 --> 00:42:36,890
[jake] sorry about that.
737
00:42:36,931 --> 00:42:39,893
[allison] it's a-hell-of
A first date.
738
00:42:39,934 --> 00:42:42,103
[jake] I'm a classy guy,
What can I say?
739
00:42:42,145 --> 00:42:44,814
[allison] well you're an
Original, that's for sure.
740
00:42:49,235 --> 00:42:53,615
You think this is going
Where you think it is going?
741
00:42:53,656 --> 00:42:55,533
[jake] I have no idea.
742
00:43:18,056 --> 00:43:20,308
[allison] I need to get that.
743
00:43:20,350 --> 00:43:22,644
[jake] yeah, okay.
744
00:43:25,563 --> 00:43:27,273
[allison] it's my husband.
745
00:43:31,277 --> 00:43:38,493
♪hey mister jim I can see
The shape you're in♪
746
00:43:38,535 --> 00:43:41,663
♪finger on your eyebrow♪
747
00:43:41,705 --> 00:43:45,458
♪and left hand on your hip♪
748
00:43:45,500 --> 00:43:46,292
♪thinking that you're
749
00:43:46,334 --> 00:43:49,879
Such a lady killer♪
750
00:43:49,921 --> 00:43:53,091
♪think you're so slick♪
751
00:43:53,133 --> 00:43:54,092
♪well all right♪
752
00:43:54,134 --> 00:43:59,055
♪ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh♪
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