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[Speaking Spanish]
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♪♪♪
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SO, WHAT HAVE WE GOT?
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WELL, WHAT WE KNOW lS
lT'S A WOMAN, AMERlCANA.
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UNA GRlNGA.
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Sl, SENOR.
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[Cell Door Opens]
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l CAUGHT HER OUTSlDE THE CHURCH .
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WE HAVE THE WEAPON .
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OH, GOOD.
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WE HAVE A MAN lN THE HOSPlTAL.
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EL POBRE.
POOR GUY.
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AND YOU HAVE HER BACK HERE?
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YEAH .
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HERE SHE lS.
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SENORA CRAWFORD.
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THE NAME lS ALSTON .
MARTHA ALSTON .
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ClGARETTE?
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l DON'T SMOKE.
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YOU WANNA TELL US ABOUT lT?
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[Chuckles]
UH, MlSS ALSTON,
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HOW DOES A WOMAN LlKE YOU
WlND UP DOlNG SOMETH lNG LlKE TH lS?
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l DON'T KNOW.
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ALL l KNOW lS l WAS
31 AND STlLL SlNGLE.
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UH-HUH .
GO ON .
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AND MY SlSTER WAS 25
AND GETTlNG MARRlED.
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♪ COME WlTH ME ♪
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lT WAS A BEAUTlFUL WEDDlNG.
REALLY.
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l WAS REALLY HAPPY FOR HER,
AND l WAS HAVlN' A GREAT TlME.
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♪ TO THE SEA ♪
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THAT lS, UNTlL ALL
THE PRESSURE STARTED.
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[Crowd Laughing, Applauding]
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[Chuckles]
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[Sighs]
WELL, l GUESS lT
WON'T BE LONG
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BEFORE WE'RE SHOPPlNG
FOR BABY CLOTHES.
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MOM, THEY JUST GOT MARRlED.
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AND YOU'LL BE NEXT.
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[Chuckling]
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GEE, MOM, DlD YOU JUST FlND OUT
YOU HAD A YEAR TO LlVE OR SOMETH lN'?
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COME ON, JAN .
GlVE THE KlD A BREAK.
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SHE'S GOT A LOT
GOlNG ON lN HER LlFE.
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SHE'S BRlGHT, SHE'S BEAUTlFUL,
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SHE'S GOT A GREAT JOB, AND
WE'RE VERY PROUD OF HER.
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- THANKS, DAD.
- SURE, HONEY.
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SO ARE YOU SEElNG ANYONE?
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[Crowd]
ALL RlGHT.
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CHEERS.
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[Woman]
CHEERS.
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LOOK AT ANN lE.
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[All Shouting, Toasting]
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THE ONE ON THE END lS KlNDA CUTE.
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HE LOOKS LlKE JERRY.
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THE ONE THAT CRlED THE FlRST TlME
YOU MADE LOVE.
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THAT WAS GREAT.
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THEN l FOUND OUT HE
CRlED EVERY TlME.
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YOU KNOW, MEN SHOULD BE
REQU lRED BY LAW
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TO ADMlT WHAT'S WRONG WlTH THEM
ON THE FlRST DATE.
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YEAH .
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[Chuckles]
DON'T WORRY, MARTHA.
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YOU'LL BE THE NEXT ONE.
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OKAY, AUNT BELlNDA.
THANK YOU .
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OH .
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SHE'S DRUNK.
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THAT lS MY 37th
"DON'T-WORRY-YOU'LL-BE-NEXT" TON lGHT.
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WHAT lS ALL TH lS ABOUT PRESSURlNG
SlNGLE PEOPLE TO GET MARRlED?
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l WAS MARRlED, AND BELlEVE ME,
MARRlAGE lS lTS OWN LlVlNG HELL.
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LOOK AT THEM.
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THEY'RE SO HAPPY AND lN LOVE.
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♪ THE SEA OF LOVE ♪
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♪ l WANT TO TELL YOU ♪
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THAT lS BEAUTlFUL.
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YEAH .
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l GlVE lT A YEAR.
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♪ JUST HOW MUCH l LOVE YOU ♪
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[Chuckling]
COME ON .
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ONE DAY WE'LL HAVE THAT.
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YOU HONESTLY BELlEVE THAT?
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l DO.
l REALLY DO.
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ON MY GOOD DAYS.
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♪ l WANT TO TELL YOU ♪
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AND lF lT DOESN'T HAPPEN,
SO WHAT, YOU KNOW?
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l MEAN, l HAVE A GREAT LlFE.
l'LL BE FlNE.
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l'M GONNA STOP LOOKlNG, 'CAUSE
THAT'S WHEN lT HAPPENS ANYWAY,
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WHEN YOU'RE NOT LOOKlNG.
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YEAH .
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WE SHOULD JUST KlCK BACK
AND LET lT HAPPEN,
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lF lT'S SUPPOSED TO.
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AS A MATTER OF FACT, LET'S FORGET
THE WORD "MARRlAGE" EVEN EXlSTS.
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GOOD lDEA.
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AT A WEDDlNG, FORGET
THE WORD "MARRlAGE."
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[Laughing]
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♪♪♪
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SHE'S ABOUT TO THROW THE BOUQUET!
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[Women Shouting]
OH!
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HURRY!
QU lCKLY!
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WE GOTTA CATCH lT!
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[Chattering]
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[Martha]
OKAY, SO l DlDN'T CATCH
THE BOUQUET,
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AND l DlDN'T REALLY CARE.
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l DlDN'T, UNTlL lT
WAS VALENTlNE'S DAY,
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THE LAMEST DAY ON
A SlNGLE GlRL'S CALENDAR.
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l WORKED ON ONE OF THOSE
EARLY-MORN lNG SHOWS.
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YOU KNOW, THE WHOLE POlNT lS,
THEY'VE HAD THElR CAFFElNE
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BUT YA HAVEN'T HAD YOURS.
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ANYWAY, THAT WAS THE DAY
THAT lT HAPPENED.
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THAT WAS THE DAY l MET H lM.
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l'VE SAlD lT BEFORE.
l'LL SAY lT AGAlN .
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REGlS AND KATH lE LEE, LOOK OUT.
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[Chuckling]
E-FLAT lN TEN SECONDS.
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OKAY.
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[Crowd Cheering, Applauding]
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WE GOT SlX SECONDS LEFT.
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YEAH, YOU'RE A MAN WHO COUNTS, MARTY.
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[Applause Continues]
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H l, SAN DlEGO!
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GOOD MORN lNG, EVERYONE.
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WE'VE GOT QU lTE A LOVE DAY
SHOW FOR YOU .
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ONE OF YOUR FAVORlTE
CELEBRlTY COUPLES,
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MR. AND MRS. CASEY KASEM
WlLL BE RENEWlNG THElR VOWS LlVE--
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GOlNG GOOD.
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AS ALWAYS, DlCK'S HAlR PLUGS
ARE MESMERlZlNG.
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GlRL, LEAVE H lM ALONE.
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[Chuckling]
LUNCH?
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YEAH .
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HEY, MlSSY, WOULD YOU GET SAM TONY
FROM PERPETUAL ARTlSTS
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ON THE PHONE FOR ME, PLEASE?
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JUST AS SOON AS l PUT THESE
FABULOUS ROSES lN SOME WATER.
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THEY'RE FROM MY FlANCE.
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DO YOU WANT ME TO PUT SOME
lN YOUR OFFlCE?
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l'M SURE MY FlANCE WOULDN'T MlND.
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NO, THAT'S OKAY.
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THAT'S--YOU KNOW, l'LL JUST
CALL MR. TONY MYSELF.
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SUPER.
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YEAH, THAT'LL GlVE YOU A CHANCE
TO PUT THOSE FABULOUS FLOWERS
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lN THE VASE, THE ONES
FROM YOUR FlANCE.
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[Chuckles]
OKAY.
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THERE'S NO NEED TO YELL.
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[Chuckles]
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- OKAY.
- OKAY.
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OKAY.
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[Mouths]
OKAY.
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♪ FOREVER, MY DARLlNG ♪
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♪ OUR LOVE WlLL BE TRUE ♪
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[Hostess]
MAY l PRESENT MRS. CASEY KASEM.
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[Crowd Applauding]
lSN'T SHE BEAUTlFUL?
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♪ MY LOVE WlTH YOU ♪
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[Dick]
YEAH .
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OKAY.
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COULD YOU JUST LEAVE A MESSAGE
FOR MR. TONY, THEN?
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lT'S ABOUT THE MAYBERRY,
R.F.D RETROSPECTlVE.
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WE HAVE GOMER, BUT
WE STlLL NEED GOOBER.
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[Chuckles]
YEAH . OKAY.
BYE-BYE.
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- HEY.
- H l .
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l GOT EVERYTH lNG FROM
THE VlDEO LlBRARY FOR TH lS, UH,
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TRlBUTE TO FAMOUS
WH lTE HOUSE PETS.
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THERE'S SOME GREAT FOOTAGE OF
H lLLARY GlVlNG SOCKS THE CAT A BATH .
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OH, THANKS, WALTER.
THAT'LL BE A BlG HELP.
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AND ONE MORE TH lNG.
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FOR YOU .
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AREN'T YOU SWEET?
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WHERE'D YOU GET THAT,
MlSSY'S DESK?
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[Chuckling]
HAPPY VALENTlNE'S DAY.
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OH, THANKS.
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YOU LOOK GREAT TODAY.
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- YOU SAY THAT EVERY DAY.
- WELL, SOMEONE SHOULD.
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OH, YOU'RE SWEET.
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SWEET BOY.
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SWEET, SWEET, SWEET, SWEET.
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COME ON .
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YOU KNOW, THERE lS A TlME
FOR A HUG TO END.
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[Chuckles]
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YA HUG AND THEN YA BREAK.
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COME ON, WALTER.
YOU DO TH lS EVERY WEEK.
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BUT l DON'T DO TH lS.
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OH, DON'T GET ON YOUR KNEES.
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PLEASE GET UP.
UP.
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l'M ALREADY DOWN HERE.
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JUST RUN WlTH ME
FOR A SECOND HERE.
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LOOK, lT'S VALENTlNE'S DAY.
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NElTHER ONE OF US HAS
A VERY SPEClAL PERSON
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TO SPEND VALENTlNE'S DAY WlTH .
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l TH lNK THAT MEANS SOMETH lNG.
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HMM. RlGHT, l AGREE.
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NO, l TH lNK lT MEANS THAT
lT'S A COlNClDENCE,
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AND BESlDES THAT,
l HAVE A BLlND DATE.
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PLEASE GET UP, WALTER.
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MARTHA. GUESS WHAT.
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YOU'RE THE MOST WONDERFUL
WOMAN THAT l'VE EVER KNOWN .
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NOW THAT l HAVE FOUND YOU, l'M NOT
GOlNG TO LET YOU GET AWAY THAT EASlLY.
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l'D LlKE YOU TO KNOW THAT.
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l'D LlKE YOU TO KNOW THAT PEOPLE
ARE NOW PULLlNG UP CHAlRS.
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OKAY.
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CAN YOU SlT DOWN, PLEASE?
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YEAH, HE'S ON H lS KNEES.
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WAlT.
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SHE'S LOOKlNG.
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THANK YOU .
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WALTER, lT WOULD NEVER WORK.
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[Phone Buzzes]
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LET'S JUST--
LET'S NOT COMPLlCATE TH lNGS.
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[Buzzes]
YES.
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YEAH .
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MARTHA, l HAVE TONY ON TWO.
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- ALL RlGHT.
- ALL RlGHT.
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HEY, WALTER?
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WE'RE STlLL ON FOR THAT HUMlLlATlNG
DEFEAT AT AlR HOCKEY TOMORROW,
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AREN'T WE?
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OH, YEAH .
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YEAH .
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OH, UM, AND l--
l, UH--
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l REORGAN lZED YOUR
WHOLE ROLODEX TH lS MORN lNG.
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MY NAME FALLS UNDER THE W's.
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YOU'RE THE MOST EXCELLENT DUDE.
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♪♪♪
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- l ALMOST WORE THAT.
- REALLY?
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NOPE.
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[Chuckles]
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MY PH lLOSOPHY lS,
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PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS GONNA
NEED A PLACE TO LlVE.
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WE JUST HAVE TO GlVE
'EM A REASON TO BUY.
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THAT'S--THAT'S VERY lNTERESTlNG.
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l'VE ALWAYS BEEN ABLE TO SELL.
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ALW AYS.
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[Chuckles]
WHY, l COULD EVEN SELL
AN OVEN TO AN ESKlMO.
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DO YOU MEAN A REFRlGERATOR?
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WHY WOULD THEY NEED
A REFRlGERATOR?
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lT WAS WONDERFUL
MEETlNG YOU, MARTHA.
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YEAH, lT WAS GREAT.
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[Sniffs]
233
00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,700
MMM, YOU SMELL SO GOOD,
SO CLEAN .
234
00:11:00,868 --> 00:11:02,702
OH, WELL, l SHOWERED YESTERDAY.
235
00:11:02,870 --> 00:11:04,079
REALLY?
236
00:11:04,246 --> 00:11:05,914
MUST BE GOOD, STRONG SOAP.
237
00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:08,583
UH, CAN l FRENCH-KlSS YOU?
238
00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:15,215
N lGHT.
239
00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:18,176
♪ WELL, THERE'S MANY
WAYS A GlRL WlLL RUN ♪
240
00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:20,303
♪ WHEN OUT THERE HUNTlN' GUYS ♪
241
00:11:20,471 --> 00:11:22,722
♪ SHE MAY WH lLE lT WlTH THE WlCKED ♪
242
00:11:22,890 --> 00:11:25,016
♪ HANG OUT WlTH THE WlSE ♪
243
00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:27,185
♪ DEBlT FOR THE DOLLAR ♪
244
00:11:27,353 --> 00:11:29,688
♪ MAKE HER MlSSlON UNDERSTOOD ♪
245
00:11:29,855 --> 00:11:35,944
♪ ME, l SET MY SlGHTS ON
THE MAN WHO KlSSES GOOD ♪
246
00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:39,030
♪ SAY, HE DON'T NEED TO BE WlTTY ♪
247
00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:41,408
♪ HE DON'T NEED TO BE KlND ♪
248
00:11:41,575 --> 00:11:46,162
♪ JUST GOTTA KNOW THOSE
PLACES THAT ARE SO HARD TO FlND ♪
249
00:11:46,330 --> 00:11:48,081
♪ AND DON'T HAVE TO BE PRETTY ♪
250
00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:51,501
♪ THOUGH SOMETlMES THAT'S GOOD ♪
251
00:11:51,669 --> 00:11:53,420
♪ JUST GOTTA KNOW WHERE TO GO ♪
252
00:11:53,587 --> 00:11:56,589
♪ RlGHT WHEN HE SHOULD ♪♪
253
00:11:57,883 --> 00:12:02,178
♪♪♪
254
00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:10,270
[Woman]
WHAT, 7:25?
255
00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:13,481
OKAY. THANKS.
256
00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:15,400
[Man]
HELLO.
257
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:16,568
[Woman]
HELLO THERE.
258
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,236
TH lNK l FORGOT YOU?
259
00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:23,366
[Chuckles]
NO WAY.
260
00:12:29,123 --> 00:12:30,331
[Woman Laughing]
OH, MY GOD!
261
00:12:30,499 --> 00:12:32,000
[Coin Falls]
262
00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:34,544
NO.
263
00:12:34,962 --> 00:12:36,421
WHERE lS lT?
264
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,089
THERE'S THE--OH .
265
00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:40,341
[Grunts]
266
00:12:51,437 --> 00:13:00,069
♪♪♪
267
00:13:00,237 --> 00:13:07,202
♪ HEAR THAT LONESOME WH lPPOORWlLL ♪
268
00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:14,834
♪ HE SOUNDS TOO BLUE TO FLY ♪
269
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:19,422
♪ THE MlDN lGHT TRAlN ♪
270
00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:22,675
♪ lS WH lN lN' LOW ♪
271
00:13:22,843 --> 00:13:24,594
DlD YOU JUST PLAY TH lS SONG?
272
00:13:24,762 --> 00:13:26,221
♪ l'M SO LONESOME l COULD CRY ♪
273
00:13:26,388 --> 00:13:31,309
- LOOKS THAT WAY.
- REALLY?
274
00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:34,854
♪ l'VE NEVER SEEN ♪
275
00:13:35,022 --> 00:13:36,689
♪ THE N lGHT SO LONG ♪
276
00:13:36,857 --> 00:13:39,108
YEAH . REALLY.
277
00:13:39,276 --> 00:13:45,114
♪ AND TlME lS CRAWLlN' BY ♪
278
00:13:49,411 --> 00:13:51,162
WOW.
279
00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:52,705
♪ THE MOON JUST WAlTS-- ♪
280
00:13:52,873 --> 00:13:54,332
"WOW"?
281
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:55,917
l WAS JUST GONNA PLAY TH lS SONG.
282
00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:58,962
l DROPPED MY QUARTER.
l WAS LOOKlN' FOR MY QUARTER.
283
00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:02,590
l LOVE TH lS SONG.
284
00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:04,968
lT'S KlNDA FUNNY.
285
00:14:05,135 --> 00:14:06,803
NOT THE SONG.
286
00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:08,513
[Chuckles]
THE SONG lSN'T FUNNY.
287
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,557
THE SONG lS SORT OF A BUMMER
288
00:14:10,724 --> 00:14:13,518
lN A CATHARTlC, SEXY,
ROMANTlC TYPE OF WAY,
289
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:16,187
lF YOU KNOW WHAT l MEAN .
290
00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:17,856
l DON'T BELlEVE l HAVE A CLUE.
291
00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:20,483
[Chuckles]
292
00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:27,031
ARE YOU LONESOME?
293
00:14:32,746 --> 00:14:34,706
[Chuckles]
294
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,583
♪ THE SlLENCE OF ♪
295
00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:38,543
NO.
296
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:42,547
♪ A FALLlNG STAR ♪
297
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:49,679
♪ LlGHTS UP A PURPLE SKY ♪
298
00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:54,309
♪ AND AS l WONDER ♪
299
00:14:54,476 --> 00:14:58,062
♪ WHERE YOU ARE ♪
300
00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:00,523
♪ l'M SO LONESOME ♪
301
00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:06,070
♪ l COULD CRY ♪
302
00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:10,074
♪ AND AS l WONDER ♪
303
00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:13,703
♪ WHERE YOU ARE ♪
304
00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:16,581
♪ l'M SO LONESOME ♪
305
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:20,960
♪ l COULD CRY ♪♪
306
00:15:25,716 --> 00:15:29,636
HEY, WHY DON'T WE GO
AND HAVE SOME COFFEE
307
00:15:29,803 --> 00:15:33,014
AND MOO GOO GAl PAN?
308
00:15:35,851 --> 00:15:37,810
l DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU .
309
00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:43,399
l'M WH lTMAN .
310
00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:47,737
TH lS lS SO FUNNY.
311
00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:49,030
[Chuckles]
312
00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:51,783
l MEAN, l NEVER DO
ANYTH lNG LlKE TH lS.
313
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:55,119
l'M--l'M KlNDA SHY,
ACTUALLY, SO lT'S, UM--
314
00:15:55,287 --> 00:15:58,581
lT'S HARD FOR ME TO FEEL AT
EASE WlTH PEOPLE RlGHT AWAY.
315
00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:04,170
WELL, YOU'RE PROBABLY
NOT LlKE THOSE PEOPLE.
316
00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:08,925
YOU'RE DlFFERENT.
317
00:16:09,885 --> 00:16:11,135
[Martha]
lSN'T lT STRANGE?
318
00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:15,974
l FEEL LlKE l ALREADY KNOW YOU,
AND l DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU DO.
319
00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:19,978
OH, UH l'M AN lNVESTOR.
320
00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:22,188
LlKE A BANKER?
321
00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:26,442
UM, NO, JUST
AN lNDEPENDENT lNVESTOR.
322
00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:28,903
[Clears Throat]
323
00:16:29,071 --> 00:16:31,239
l WRlTE A LlTTLE ALSO.
324
00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:33,324
DO YOU?
WHAT?
325
00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:35,451
POETRY.
326
00:16:35,619 --> 00:16:36,828
[Clears Throat]
327
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:39,664
HOW WONDERFUL.
HAVE YOU BEEN PUBLlSHED?
328
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:42,834
WELL, YEAH, UH--
329
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,420
[Chuckles]
l HAVE A BOOK.
330
00:16:45,587 --> 00:16:47,005
WOW.
331
00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:49,632
[Chuckles]
l'M SAYlN'
THAT A LOT TON lGHT.
332
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,843
YEAH .
WELL, UH,
333
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:55,346
l COULD SHOW lT TO YOU
SOMETlME, lF YOU LlKE.
334
00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:59,017
l WOULD LOVE TO SEE lT SOMETlME.
335
00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:00,601
GREAT.
336
00:17:00,769 --> 00:17:03,062
[Chuckles]
337
00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:07,692
OH . HEY.
LOOK AT TH lS.
338
00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:14,282
lT'S BEAUTlFUL.
339
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:15,867
YEAH .
340
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,453
lT lS.
341
00:17:22,624 --> 00:17:25,043
WHAT?
342
00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:29,088
l'M--l JUST--l CAN'T
BELlEVE ANY OF TH lS.
343
00:17:31,341 --> 00:17:32,467
UH--
344
00:17:32,634 --> 00:17:35,053
UH, SOMETlMES YOU HAVE TO JUST
TRUST WHAT YOU CAN'T BELlEVE.
345
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:39,557
AFTER ALL, LlFE lS A
SYNCHRON lClTY OF CHANCE.
346
00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:51,986
UH--
347
00:17:52,154 --> 00:17:53,446
l, UM--
348
00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:55,573
l JUST WANNA SAY, UH,
THAT l'M NOT--
349
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:58,910
l-l'M NOT LOOKlNG TO GET
lNTO ANYTH lNG SERlOUS,
350
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:02,371
AND l DON'T KNOW lF THAT'S
WHAT--l'M JUST--l JUST--
351
00:18:02,539 --> 00:18:03,748
l JUST CAN'T.
352
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:06,542
l'M NOT lNTO, UM--
353
00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:09,837
l'M VERY BUSY, AND, UM--
354
00:18:10,005 --> 00:18:11,923
WHAT THE HELL AM l SAYlNG?
355
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:22,058
♪♪♪
356
00:18:23,811 --> 00:18:26,729
l TH lNK l'M GONNA FAlNT.
357
00:18:27,314 --> 00:18:29,607
l'LL CATCH YA.
358
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,909
[Martha Chuckling]
359
00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:41,327
WHAT?
360
00:18:41,495 --> 00:18:42,578
WELL, l DON'T KNOW.
361
00:18:42,746 --> 00:18:44,080
lT JUST MADE ME TH lNK OF TH lS.
362
00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:46,582
YOU CAN TELL ME.
363
00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:58,427
WHEN l WAS A LlTTLE GlRL--
l WAS ABOUT SlX YEARS OLD--
364
00:18:58,595 --> 00:19:01,973
l WAS AT HOME AND MY
PARENTS WERE DOWNSTAlRS AND, UH,
365
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,433
l LOOK lN THE WlNDOW
AND THERE'S A CLOWN .
366
00:19:04,601 --> 00:19:07,270
[Chuckles]
367
00:19:07,437 --> 00:19:10,231
- A CLOWN?
- YEAH .
368
00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:13,067
[Chuckling]
369
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:18,322
HE WAS TOTALLY HAPPY
AND SMlLlNG AND WAVlNG AT ME,
370
00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:24,120
AND l THOUGHT HE WAS A SPEClAL
FRlEND THAT GOD HAD SENT TO ME.
371
00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:25,872
[Chuckling]
372
00:19:26,039 --> 00:19:28,666
l FOUND OUT LATER THAT
THE PEOPLE NEXT DOOR
373
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:30,418
HAD H lRED H lM FOR
THElR SON'S BlRTHDAY
374
00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:32,920
AND HE GOT THE WRONG HOUSE.
375
00:19:33,088 --> 00:19:35,423
[Sighs]
376
00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:40,803
l KNOW lT SOUNDS STUPlD,
BUT lT MEANT A LOT TO ME.
377
00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:53,024
lT WAS JUST SO--
378
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,651
SO HAPPY AND UNEXPECTED.
379
00:19:58,989 --> 00:20:02,033
AND HAPPY AND UNEXPECTED
DOESN'T HAPPEN THAT OFTEN, YA KNOW?
380
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,327
UH-HUH .
381
00:20:05,078 --> 00:20:07,663
HEY, l KNOW.
382
00:20:07,831 --> 00:20:10,416
? LOOK WHAT YOU'VE
DONE FOR ME ?
383
00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:13,085
♪ OH, BOY, lT'S POETRY ♪
384
00:20:13,253 --> 00:20:16,547
♪ WHEN l SEE THE WlND ♪
385
00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:21,093
♪ lN YOUR HAlR ♪♪
386
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:32,438
♪♪♪
387
00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:34,273
[Mrs. Alston]
THESE ElGHT-SEED
BAGELS ARE GOOD.
388
00:20:34,441 --> 00:20:36,984
[Martha]
DlD YOU GET 'EM
FOR VALENTlNE'S DAY?
389
00:20:37,152 --> 00:20:39,362
UH, NO.
390
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:42,573
WHAT DlD YOU TWO DO
FOR VALENTlNE'S DAY?
391
00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:45,493
UH, WE HAD HAM.
392
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:51,082
l HAD KlND OF AN
lNTERESTlNG VALENTlNE'S DAY.
393
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,876
JUST A DATE.
394
00:20:57,130 --> 00:21:00,007
OH, UH, lSN'T THAT N lCE?
395
00:21:00,175 --> 00:21:02,051
WHAT'S H lS NAME?
396
00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:04,428
WH lTMAN CRAWFORD.
397
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:08,015
OH, UH, DO YOU TH lNK
YOU'LL BE SEElNG H lM AGAlN?
398
00:21:08,183 --> 00:21:12,353
- LATER TODAY.
- REALLY?
399
00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:14,438
YEAH .
HE HAS A SURPRlSE PLANNED FOR ME.
400
00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:16,774
HE'S--HE'S LlKE THAT.
401
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:18,776
WHAT'S HE DO?
402
00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:21,904
HE'S A POET.
403
00:21:23,740 --> 00:21:27,451
AND A VERY, VERY SUCCESSFUL lNVESTOR.
404
00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:28,786
OH .
405
00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:30,288
[Chuckling]
406
00:21:30,455 --> 00:21:31,831
- WHEN DO WE GET TO SEE H lM?
- WHEN DO WE GET TO MEET H lM?
407
00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:34,125
MOM, DAD, TH lS lS BRAND-NEW.
l JUST MET THE GUY.
408
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:36,294
DON'T BE BLOWlN' TH lNGS
OUT OF PROPORTlON .
409
00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:38,212
[Chuckling]
410
00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:40,423
[Mrs. Alston Chuckling]
411
00:21:40,590 --> 00:21:42,300
HE'S BRlLLlANT.
HE'S HANDSOME.
412
00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:44,385
HE'S SENSlTlVE.
HE'S PASSlONATE.
413
00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:46,971
HE'S FUNNY.
HE'S lNCREDlBLY SEXY.
414
00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:51,100
- DlD YOU?
- YEAH .
415
00:21:51,268 --> 00:21:52,727
[Chuckles]
416
00:21:52,894 --> 00:21:54,270
- DlD YOU?
- OH, YEAH .
417
00:21:54,438 --> 00:21:56,147
OH, YEAH .
418
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:57,189
YEAH .
419
00:21:57,357 --> 00:21:58,482
- DlD YOU?
- YEAH .
420
00:21:58,650 --> 00:21:59,775
OH!
421
00:21:59,943 --> 00:22:01,110
[Laughing]
422
00:22:01,278 --> 00:22:02,653
GOD, l DlDN'T EVEN REACT THAT BlG.
423
00:22:02,821 --> 00:22:03,696
[Laughing]
YEAH .
424
00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:05,239
THAT lS SO--ALL RlGHT.
425
00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:08,367
CALM DOWN . THEY'RE GONNA HEAR.
426
00:22:08,535 --> 00:22:11,704
[Whitman]
WELL, THERE'S ONLY
BEEN ONE SERlOUS RELATlONSH lP.
427
00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:13,289
UH, HER NAME'S lNGA.
428
00:22:13,457 --> 00:22:15,082
- lNGA?
- YEAH .
429
00:22:15,250 --> 00:22:17,209
lT DlDN'T WORK OUT.
430
00:22:17,377 --> 00:22:18,502
HOW 'BOUT YOU?
431
00:22:18,670 --> 00:22:21,255
NO, NOTH lNG SERlOUS.
432
00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:25,134
WHY NOT?
433
00:22:25,302 --> 00:22:26,427
l DON'T KNOW.
434
00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:28,054
l SPENT A LOT OF TlME
PLAYlNG GAMES
435
00:22:28,221 --> 00:22:32,433
AND DATlNG OTHER PEOPLE
WHO PLAYED GAMES.
436
00:22:33,518 --> 00:22:37,188
HONESTY lS BETTER, lSN'T lT?
437
00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:39,023
YES.
438
00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:42,026
WHEN YOU'RE NOT SERlOUS,
YOU SHOULD SAY SO.
439
00:22:44,946 --> 00:22:47,156
UH-HUH .
440
00:22:50,827 --> 00:22:55,331
AND WHEN YOU ARE,
YOU SHOULD SAY SO.
441
00:22:59,127 --> 00:23:02,380
YEP.
442
00:23:03,173 --> 00:23:10,012
♪ SO NOW THERE'S SOMEBODY NEW ♪
443
00:23:12,349 --> 00:23:15,393
♪ THESE DREAMS
l'VE BEEN DREAMlNG ♪
444
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:17,269
[Moaning]
445
00:23:17,437 --> 00:23:20,106
OH, LET'S DO EVERYTH lNG TOGETHER.
446
00:23:23,735 --> 00:23:25,277
OH, YEAH .
447
00:23:25,445 --> 00:23:27,446
♪ YOU SAY l'LL BE FlNE ♪
448
00:23:27,614 --> 00:23:31,742
♪ lT ONLY TAKES TlME ♪
449
00:23:31,910 --> 00:23:34,495
♪ SOMEWHERE ♪
450
00:23:34,663 --> 00:23:38,332
♪ THAT MAY BE TRUE ♪
451
00:23:40,585 --> 00:23:45,840
♪ BUT lT'S TOO SOON ♪
452
00:23:46,007 --> 00:23:49,385
♪ TO TELL ♪
453
00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:53,472
♪ AH, lT'S TOO SOON ♪
454
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:56,517
WOULD YOU LlKE TO HEAR SOME
OF MY POETRY?
455
00:23:56,685 --> 00:23:58,185
♪ TO SAY ♪
456
00:23:58,353 --> 00:24:00,396
l WOULD LOVE TO.
457
00:24:00,564 --> 00:24:03,482
lT'S A LlTTLE LATE TO BE
MODEST, lSN'T lT?
458
00:24:05,402 --> 00:24:06,610
[Groans]
459
00:24:06,778 --> 00:24:09,613
WELL, PEOPLE WHO LlVE lN
GLASS HOUSES BETTER WEAR SHORTS.
460
00:24:09,781 --> 00:24:11,949
[Chuckles]
lSN'T THAT A SAYlNG
OR SOMETH lNG?
461
00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:14,201
[Both Chuckling]
462
00:24:14,369 --> 00:24:19,915
♪ TOO SOON TO TELL ♪
463
00:24:24,713 --> 00:24:29,258
♪ OOH ♪
464
00:24:29,426 --> 00:24:34,388
♪ TOO SOON TO TELL ♪♪
465
00:24:42,814 --> 00:24:44,899
[Clears Throat]
466
00:24:45,066 --> 00:24:47,818
[Exhales]
467
00:24:47,986 --> 00:24:52,823
"THE THREE-FlNGERED DAWN
CREEPlNG SLOWLY OVER THE H lLLS
468
00:24:52,991 --> 00:24:58,412
"AND THE FOOTH lLLS
OF ONE'S CEREBELLUM
469
00:24:58,580 --> 00:25:02,208
"BLEEDS PROFUSELY FOR THE LOSS
470
00:25:02,375 --> 00:25:06,504
"OF ALL ONE BELlEVES lN .
471
00:25:06,671 --> 00:25:10,174
"SOULS UNLlT BY FLAME,
472
00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:14,678
"UNTOUCHED BY PASSlON
AND UNKNOWN BY OTHERS,
473
00:25:14,846 --> 00:25:17,640
"TRANSPORTED FROM ONE PLACE
474
00:25:17,807 --> 00:25:21,227
"TO ANOTHER--
475
00:25:21,394 --> 00:25:24,355
"PLACES WlTH lN
476
00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:27,566
"AND WlTHOUT,
477
00:25:27,734 --> 00:25:32,863
"PLACES WE'RE
AFRAlD TO CRY ABOUT YET
478
00:25:33,031 --> 00:25:39,537
"GLADLY CALL HOME LlKE E.T.
479
00:25:40,288 --> 00:25:42,164
"STlLL, THOUGH,
480
00:25:42,332 --> 00:25:45,042
"THE SH lP COURSES ON,
481
00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:47,461
"THROUGH THE BLOOD-RED,
482
00:25:47,629 --> 00:25:51,382
"THREE-FlNGERED WATERS,
483
00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:53,842
"HEADED HOMEWARD
484
00:25:54,010 --> 00:25:57,388
"LlKE A TlRED SAlLOR,
485
00:25:57,556 --> 00:26:00,266
"HEADED HOMEWARD,
486
00:26:00,433 --> 00:26:03,018
"HOMEWARD
487
00:26:03,186 --> 00:26:06,522
TOWARDS LOVE."
488
00:26:08,733 --> 00:26:11,193
[Sighs]
489
00:26:13,863 --> 00:26:15,573
THAT--
490
00:26:15,740 --> 00:26:17,241
THAT WAS BEAUTlFUL.
491
00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:23,205
WH lTMAN, THAT--THANK YOU .
492
00:26:23,373 --> 00:26:25,916
BEAUTlFUL.
493
00:26:26,084 --> 00:26:28,586
REALLY, REALLY BEAUTlFUL.
494
00:26:28,753 --> 00:26:31,547
THANK YOU .
495
00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:35,926
[Exhales]
AW, GEEZ,
496
00:26:36,094 --> 00:26:39,471
lT'S--lT'S BEAUTlFUL.
497
00:26:43,977 --> 00:26:54,945
♪♪♪
498
00:26:57,616 --> 00:26:59,825
AH .
499
00:27:00,368 --> 00:27:02,077
[Sighs]
500
00:27:02,245 --> 00:27:04,622
[Phone Rings]
501
00:27:04,789 --> 00:27:05,956
HELLO.
502
00:27:06,124 --> 00:27:09,960
[Woman]
ST AY AW AY
FROM MY MAN, YOU HEAR?
503
00:27:11,588 --> 00:27:12,880
WHO lS TH lS?
504
00:27:13,048 --> 00:27:14,923
MY MAN, YOU BUG!
505
00:27:15,091 --> 00:27:17,843
YOU TRY TO TAKE H lM FROM ME
AND l'LL MESS YOUR BUTT UP BAD!
506
00:27:18,011 --> 00:27:18,969
l TH lNK YOU HAVE THE WRONG--
507
00:27:19,137 --> 00:27:21,221
NUMBER?
NO, l DON'T TH lNK SO.
508
00:27:21,389 --> 00:27:25,225
LlSTEN, MlSSY, TH lS lS lNGA,
AND YOU STAY AWAY FROM WH lT.
509
00:27:25,393 --> 00:27:27,353
UH, CONSlDER TH lS A WARN lNG, OKAY?
510
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:29,688
YOU GOT THAT?
BYE!
511
00:27:51,169 --> 00:27:52,378
- H l .
- H l .
512
00:27:52,545 --> 00:27:54,129
OOH, l'LL SlGN FOR THOSE.
513
00:27:54,297 --> 00:27:56,507
HEY. l GOT YOUR CAR DETAlLED.
514
00:27:56,675 --> 00:27:59,426
THEY DlDN'T HAVE NEW CAR SMELL,
SO l GOT PlNA COLADA.
515
00:27:59,594 --> 00:28:01,178
OH, lT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO HAVE
YOUR CAR SMELLlNG LlKE
516
00:28:01,346 --> 00:28:03,847
AN ALCOHOLlC BEVERAGE, lSN'T lT?
517
00:28:04,015 --> 00:28:06,141
AND, HEY, DO YOU WANT TO
COME OVER AFTER WORK TON lGHT?
518
00:28:06,309 --> 00:28:08,185
THEY'RE DOlNG
A "WORST OF RlCHARD BURTON"
519
00:28:08,353 --> 00:28:09,853
FlLM FESTlVAL OVER AT SAN DlEGO STATE.
520
00:28:10,021 --> 00:28:12,523
WE COULD SEE BLUEBEARD
WlTH JOEY HEATHERTON .
521
00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:16,193
KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK.
LOOK WHAT CAME FOR YOU
522
00:28:16,361 --> 00:28:19,154
FROM 1 -800-FLOWERS.
523
00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:20,864
WOW.
524
00:28:21,032 --> 00:28:21,990
WOW lS--
525
00:28:22,158 --> 00:28:23,492
[Phone Ringing]
OOH .
526
00:28:23,660 --> 00:28:24,993
WHAT'S THAT l HEAR?
SOME WEDDlNG BELLS?
527
00:28:25,161 --> 00:28:26,328
YES?
528
00:28:26,496 --> 00:28:28,831
[Chuckles]
l TH lNK THAT'S A LlTTLE
PREMATURE, MlSSY.
529
00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:30,958
[Ringing Continues]
530
00:28:31,126 --> 00:28:32,710
COULD YOU GET THAT PHONE?
531
00:28:32,877 --> 00:28:35,087
l'LL GET THE PHONE NOW.
532
00:28:35,255 --> 00:28:37,339
[Chuckles]
533
00:28:39,050 --> 00:28:41,385
[Missy]
H l . MS. ALSTON'S OFFlCE.
534
00:28:41,553 --> 00:28:43,220
UM, UH, THE LUNCH ORDER.
535
00:28:43,388 --> 00:28:47,015
- TUNA ON RYE?
- TUNA ON RYE.
536
00:28:47,183 --> 00:28:48,851
OKAY.
537
00:28:49,018 --> 00:28:51,061
YEAH, THOSE ARE N lCE FLOWERS.
538
00:28:54,065 --> 00:28:55,399
H l, MARTHA.
539
00:28:55,567 --> 00:28:57,818
l GOT SOME REALLY lMPORTANT--
540
00:28:57,986 --> 00:28:59,737
HOLY SH lT!
541
00:28:59,904 --> 00:29:01,113
[Gasps]
542
00:29:01,281 --> 00:29:03,282
LOOK, THERE MUST BE AT LEAST,
WHAT, FlVE DOZEN ROSES HERE?
543
00:29:03,450 --> 00:29:04,408
YEAH .
544
00:29:04,576 --> 00:29:05,743
MARTHA.
MARTHA.
545
00:29:05,910 --> 00:29:07,077
TH lS GUY lS A KEEPER.
546
00:29:07,245 --> 00:29:08,412
AH, YEAH .
547
00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:10,664
SO l GUESS TH lS lS ALL
OVER THE OFFlCE, HUH?
548
00:29:10,832 --> 00:29:13,542
OH, YEAH .
l TOLD EVERYBODY.
549
00:29:14,878 --> 00:29:16,086
YOU KNOW WHAT?
550
00:29:16,254 --> 00:29:17,963
SOMETlMES--NOT VERY OFTEN,
551
00:29:18,131 --> 00:29:21,842
BUT EVERY ONCE lN A WH lLE, WE
DO ACTUALLY GET WHAT WE WANT.
552
00:29:22,594 --> 00:29:27,306
AFTER ALL, LlFE lS A
SYNCHRON lClTY OF CHANCE, RlGHT?
553
00:29:27,474 --> 00:29:29,433
YEAH, WHATEVER.
CAN l SEE THE CARD, PLEASE?
554
00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:31,727
HMM?
555
00:29:32,645 --> 00:29:34,605
JANE, WlTH BOYFRlENDS
THAT YOU'VE HAD,
556
00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:38,066
HAVE YOU HAD TROUBLE WlTH
EX-GlRLFRlENDS BElNG JEALOUS?
557
00:29:38,234 --> 00:29:40,486
AND THEY WOULD BE
JEALOUS OF WHAT, MARTH?
558
00:29:40,653 --> 00:29:41,653
[Chuckles]
559
00:29:41,821 --> 00:29:43,030
MARTHA, YOU ARE JUST SO LUCKY.
560
00:29:43,198 --> 00:29:45,574
- OH .
- OH .
561
00:29:48,286 --> 00:29:49,453
[Mrs. Alston]
THERE HE lS.
562
00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:51,914
THERE'S WH lTMAN .
563
00:29:52,081 --> 00:29:53,832
OH, LOOK.
HE'S GETTlNG THE DOOR FOR HER.
564
00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,417
OH .
565
00:29:55,585 --> 00:29:57,753
[Chuckling]
OH, HE'S SO THOUGHTFUL.
566
00:29:58,505 --> 00:29:59,963
[Chuckles]
H l .
567
00:30:00,131 --> 00:30:01,215
HEY, YOU TWO.
568
00:30:01,382 --> 00:30:02,382
HELLO, DEAR.
569
00:30:02,550 --> 00:30:03,592
TH lS lS WH lTMAN .
570
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:05,135
TH lS lS MY MOTHER
AND MY SlSTER ANN lE.
571
00:30:05,303 --> 00:30:06,386
HOW DO YOU DO, WH lTMAN?
572
00:30:06,554 --> 00:30:07,596
HOW DO YOU DO?
573
00:30:07,764 --> 00:30:08,889
GREAT TO MEET YOU .
574
00:30:09,057 --> 00:30:11,308
l, UH, BROUGHT A LlTTLE GAZPACHO.
575
00:30:11,476 --> 00:30:13,268
GAZPACHO?
576
00:30:13,436 --> 00:30:16,188
WELL, THANK YOU, WH lTMAN,
VERY MUCH .
577
00:30:16,356 --> 00:30:17,981
UH, COME lN, PLEASE.
578
00:30:18,149 --> 00:30:19,441
JUST COME lN .
579
00:30:19,609 --> 00:30:21,610
♪ SO GOOD ♪
580
00:30:21,778 --> 00:30:22,986
♪ SO GOOD ♪♪
581
00:30:23,154 --> 00:30:25,531
- HE'S CUTE.
- THANKS.
582
00:30:25,698 --> 00:30:26,740
[Mrs. Alston]
HERE lT GOES.
583
00:30:26,908 --> 00:30:28,283
OH, MY.
584
00:30:28,451 --> 00:30:29,660
[Chuckling]
TH lRTY-FlVE YEARS.
585
00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:31,495
l DON'T KNOW HOW
ANYONE MAKES lT THAT LONG.
586
00:30:31,663 --> 00:30:33,914
- WELL, l WAS ONLY 1 6 WHEN WE MARRlED.
- l TELL YOU, WH lT,
587
00:30:34,082 --> 00:30:37,167
l TH lNK THAT'S PROBABLY THE BEST DAMN
GAZPACHO l'VE EVER HAD EVER TASTED.
588
00:30:37,335 --> 00:30:40,504
OH, RUSS, NO, COME ON .
BUT lT lS AN OLD FAMlLY REClPE.
589
00:30:40,672 --> 00:30:41,964
REALLY?
590
00:30:42,131 --> 00:30:43,465
YOU WANT lT, DON'T YOU?
591
00:30:43,633 --> 00:30:45,384
l'LL SLlP lT TO YA lF YOU
HAVE TO HAVE lT.
592
00:30:45,552 --> 00:30:47,803
[Chuckles]
593
00:30:49,097 --> 00:30:53,433
[Stuart]
BUY LOW, SELL H lGH?
594
00:30:53,601 --> 00:30:56,979
YOU AREN'T GONNA GO WRONG
DOlN' THAT, l DON'T TH lNK.
595
00:30:59,190 --> 00:31:01,149
THANK YOU, DEAR.
596
00:31:01,317 --> 00:31:02,860
THAT WAS LOVELY.
597
00:31:03,027 --> 00:31:05,988
[Chuckling]
598
00:31:10,201 --> 00:31:13,704
♪ OOH, YEAH ♪♪
599
00:31:19,794 --> 00:31:21,128
YOU WERE lNCREDlBLE
TODAY, WH lTMAN .
600
00:31:21,296 --> 00:31:22,504
DlD YOU ENJOY YOURSELF?
601
00:31:22,672 --> 00:31:24,840
YEAH . lT WAS OKAY.
602
00:31:25,008 --> 00:31:28,927
YOUR PARENTS ARE PLEASANT,
VERY WHOLESOME
603
00:31:29,095 --> 00:31:31,638
AND FUNNY lN A SPEClAL WAY.
604
00:31:33,057 --> 00:31:35,267
[Sighs]
605
00:31:36,352 --> 00:31:40,814
l WASN'T REALLY BElNG
MYSELF, BUT THAT'S OKAY.
606
00:31:41,482 --> 00:31:43,358
YOU KNOW HOW YOU ALWAYS
HAVE TO PRESENT YOURSELF
607
00:31:43,526 --> 00:31:48,780
lN FRONT OF PEOPLE YOU DON'T KNOW
OR YOU TRY TO MAKE 'EM FEEL GOOD,
608
00:31:49,407 --> 00:31:52,910
BUT lS THAT GOOD FOR YOU?
609
00:31:53,077 --> 00:31:54,244
lS THAT GOOD FOR YOUR SOUL?
610
00:31:54,412 --> 00:31:56,955
l DON'T KNOW.
WHAT DO YOU TH lNK?
611
00:31:57,123 --> 00:32:00,375
WELL, l WANT YOU TO BE YOURSELF.
612
00:32:02,045 --> 00:32:04,254
REALLY?
613
00:32:04,422 --> 00:32:09,384
[Chuckles]
JUST BE MYSELF.
614
00:32:10,094 --> 00:32:11,803
[Chuckling]
615
00:32:11,971 --> 00:32:13,764
JUST FOREVER AND EVER?
616
00:32:13,932 --> 00:32:15,432
JUST--THAT lS GREAT.
617
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:17,309
THAT'S WHY lT'S GREAT TO BE
WlTH SOMEBODY LlKE YOU,
618
00:32:17,477 --> 00:32:20,395
SOMEBODY l CAN--l CAN BE MYSELF WlTH .
619
00:32:20,563 --> 00:32:24,358
THAT'S SO GREAT.
620
00:32:26,110 --> 00:32:27,319
WHOO!
621
00:32:27,487 --> 00:32:28,779
l FEEL FREE.
622
00:32:28,947 --> 00:32:31,657
[Chuckling]
l FEEL REALLY FREE.
623
00:32:32,617 --> 00:32:39,039
HEY, YOU WANNA DO SOMETH lN' FUN?
LET'S DO SOMETH lN' FUN, ALL RlGHT?
624
00:32:39,207 --> 00:32:42,542
- WELL. . .
- COME ON .
625
00:32:42,710 --> 00:32:44,461
lT'LL BE FUN .
626
00:32:44,629 --> 00:32:45,963
♪♪♪
627
00:32:46,130 --> 00:32:48,590
AlEEE!
628
00:32:52,887 --> 00:32:54,805
CHA CHA CHA!
629
00:32:54,973 --> 00:32:58,350
[Singing ln Spanish]
630
00:32:58,518 --> 00:33:00,352
[Martha]
WH lTMAN, WHAT
ARE YOU DOlNG?
631
00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:03,271
MMM, JUST HAVlN' FUN .
632
00:33:03,940 --> 00:33:07,234
- WH lTMAN, NO. DON'T.
- HMM?
633
00:33:07,402 --> 00:33:08,610
YEAH .
634
00:33:08,778 --> 00:33:11,238
COME ON .
TH lS WlLL BE VERY FUN .
635
00:33:11,406 --> 00:33:14,408
NO, lT WON'T BE FUN .
TH lS lS NOT FUN TO ME.
636
00:33:14,575 --> 00:33:16,159
- OH, REALLY?
- NO.
637
00:33:16,327 --> 00:33:17,536
STOLEN BEERS TASTE BETTER.
638
00:33:17,704 --> 00:33:18,996
l--WH lTMAN, l DON'T
WANT TO STEAL BEER.
639
00:33:19,163 --> 00:33:20,497
YES, YOU DO.
640
00:33:20,665 --> 00:33:26,169
[Moaning Loudly]
OH . THANKS.
641
00:33:26,337 --> 00:33:27,671
[Humming]
642
00:33:27,839 --> 00:33:30,966
AND ONCE AGAlN, lT COMES
DOWN TO PASTRlES.
643
00:33:31,134 --> 00:33:33,593
DlNG-DONG'LL BE ALL FOR YA?
644
00:33:33,761 --> 00:33:35,971
lT LOOKS LlKE lT'S lT, HOMES.
645
00:33:41,477 --> 00:33:43,895
- YOU ALL RlGHT?
- YEAH .
646
00:33:44,063 --> 00:33:47,858
l--YEAH .
JUST A LlTTLE TUMMY ACHE.
647
00:33:48,026 --> 00:33:49,192
[Chuckles]
648
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:50,485
DO YOU HAVE ANY, UH,
ANTAClD OR ANYTH lNG LlKE THAT
649
00:33:50,653 --> 00:33:52,571
FOR A STOMACH ACHE?
650
00:33:53,114 --> 00:33:54,865
- NO, WE'RE OUT OF ANTAClD.
651
00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:59,119
COME TO TH lNK OF lT, A DlSPOSABLE
CAMERA lS A GOT-TO-HAVE lTEM.
652
00:33:59,287 --> 00:34:02,205
l'VE GOT TO HAVE ONE.
653
00:34:03,416 --> 00:34:06,209
[Clears Throat]
YOU KNOW WHAT
l'M TALKlN' ABOUT.
654
00:34:06,377 --> 00:34:08,962
- HERE YA GO.
- ALL RlGHT.
655
00:34:09,130 --> 00:34:11,214
WELL, WHY DON'T YOU
JUST KEEP THE CHANGE
656
00:34:11,382 --> 00:34:14,634
AND WE'LL CATCH YA ON
THE REBOUND, HOMEY?
657
00:34:23,394 --> 00:34:26,229
THANKS AGAlN .
658
00:34:27,899 --> 00:34:30,317
YOU STEALlN' FROM ME, YOU SH lT?
659
00:34:31,444 --> 00:34:33,528
l GOTCHA!
660
00:34:34,739 --> 00:34:35,989
[Whitman]
COME ON THERE.
COME ON .
661
00:34:36,157 --> 00:34:37,324
ALL RlGHT!
662
00:34:37,492 --> 00:34:38,408
AND SMlLE!
663
00:34:38,576 --> 00:34:39,701
GO! GO! GO! GO!
664
00:34:39,869 --> 00:34:42,120
HEY! HEY!
665
00:34:42,288 --> 00:34:45,040
[Tires Screech]
666
00:34:48,503 --> 00:34:51,046
WEEEE-HOO!
667
00:34:51,589 --> 00:34:53,757
[Laughs]
HE WAS SERlOUS.
668
00:34:53,925 --> 00:34:56,593
HE ALMOST TOOK A LlTTLE
CHUNK OUTTA YOU, DlDN'T HE?
669
00:34:56,761 --> 00:34:59,262
[Laughs]
THAT WAS FUN .
670
00:34:59,931 --> 00:35:01,264
[Clears Throat]
WH lTMAN, THAT WASN'T FUN!
671
00:35:01,432 --> 00:35:03,100
YES, lT WAS FUN .
672
00:35:03,267 --> 00:35:05,060
COME ON .
WASN'T THAT FUN?
673
00:35:05,228 --> 00:35:07,270
NO, lT WASN'T FUN, WH lTMAN!
674
00:35:07,438 --> 00:35:08,897
TAKE A TASTE OF TH lS STOLEN BEER.
675
00:35:09,065 --> 00:35:09,981
NO!
676
00:35:10,149 --> 00:35:11,274
OH, YOU'LL LlKE lT.
677
00:35:11,442 --> 00:35:12,442
COME ON . TAKE A TASTE.
678
00:35:12,610 --> 00:35:13,610
YOU DON'T WANT ANY?
679
00:35:13,778 --> 00:35:14,945
NO, l DON'T.
680
00:35:15,113 --> 00:35:16,238
ALL RlGHT.
ALL RlGHT.
681
00:35:16,405 --> 00:35:17,447
THE BEER'S GONE.
682
00:35:17,615 --> 00:35:18,698
SEE TH lS?
683
00:35:18,866 --> 00:35:19,825
GOOD-BYE, STOLEN BEER.
684
00:35:19,992 --> 00:35:20,951
GOOD BEER.
685
00:35:21,119 --> 00:35:23,203
CHECK TH lS OUT.
686
00:35:23,371 --> 00:35:24,454
[Grunts]
687
00:35:24,622 --> 00:35:25,956
[Whooping]
688
00:35:26,124 --> 00:35:27,666
- AAH!
- WHOO!
689
00:35:27,834 --> 00:35:29,042
WH lTMAN!
690
00:35:29,210 --> 00:35:31,336
[Laughs]
HE SHOOTS!
HE SCORES!
691
00:35:31,504 --> 00:35:34,131
WH lTMAN, YOU H lT THAT OLD MAN!
692
00:35:34,298 --> 00:35:36,675
[Sighs]
WHAT CAN l SAY?
l'M lN THE ZONE.
693
00:35:36,843 --> 00:35:40,262
l AM GOlNG TO LOVE YOU TON lGHT
'TlL YOU'RE DRENCHED lN SWEAT, BABY.
694
00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:43,348
[Audience Laughing]
695
00:35:43,516 --> 00:35:44,766
AW .
696
00:35:44,934 --> 00:35:46,143
[Hostess]
LOU lE ANDERSON, EVERYBODY.
697
00:35:46,310 --> 00:35:47,686
OH, OH, OKAY.
ALL RlGHT.
698
00:35:47,854 --> 00:35:48,895
WHAT ARE YOU TALKlNG ABOUT?
699
00:35:49,063 --> 00:35:50,147
TH lS GUY SOUNDS GREAT.
700
00:35:50,314 --> 00:35:52,357
l MEAN, HE'S SMART, HE'S
HANDSOME, HE'S SUCCESSFUL.
701
00:35:52,525 --> 00:35:55,443
BUT HE THREW A CAN OF BEER
AT AN OLD MAN .
702
00:35:55,611 --> 00:35:57,445
OKAY, SO YOU'RE GONNA BREAK UP
WlTH A GUY BECAUSE HE THREW
703
00:35:57,613 --> 00:35:59,239
A CAN OF BEER AT AN OLD MAN?
704
00:35:59,407 --> 00:36:01,283
WHY DlD HE THROW A CAN
OF BEER AT AN OLD MAN?
705
00:36:01,450 --> 00:36:02,784
l DON'T KNOW.
THAT'S WHAT l'M SAYlNG.
706
00:36:02,952 --> 00:36:04,161
HE LOVES '70s BANDS.
707
00:36:04,328 --> 00:36:06,121
HE LOVES R.E.O. SPEEDWAGON,
BOSTON .
708
00:36:06,289 --> 00:36:09,374
MARTHA, THE GUY l'M GOlNG
OUT WlTH LOVES MONSTER TRUCKS.
709
00:36:09,542 --> 00:36:13,003
ALL RlGHT, NO, HE TH lNKS SlZZLER
lS A FlNE FRENCH RESTAURANT.
710
00:36:13,171 --> 00:36:16,548
MARTHA, HE CALLS MY
BREASTS "BAZOONGAS."
711
00:36:16,716 --> 00:36:18,675
ALL MEN ARE HORRlBLE
lN THElR OWN WAY.
712
00:36:18,843 --> 00:36:22,095
YOU JUST HAVE TO LEARN
TO ACCEPT THAT.
713
00:36:23,514 --> 00:36:25,473
YEAH . MAYBE YOU'RE RlGHT.
714
00:36:25,641 --> 00:36:29,227
l MEAN, MAYBE HE'S
JUST TRYlNG TOO HARD.
715
00:36:29,395 --> 00:36:32,314
THERE YOU GO.
TOMORROW WlLL BE BETTER.
716
00:36:32,481 --> 00:36:33,690
YEAH .
717
00:36:33,858 --> 00:36:37,152
YEAH, HE SAYS HE HAS A SPEClAL
SURPRlSE PLANNED FOR ME.
718
00:36:38,404 --> 00:36:45,952
♪♪♪
719
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:48,455
HELLO, DARLlNG.
720
00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:53,752
- H l .
- H l .
721
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:56,630
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR OTHER CAR?
722
00:36:57,798 --> 00:37:01,343
OH . YEAH .
TH lS lS JUST A LlTTLE MORE ME.
723
00:37:27,828 --> 00:37:29,162
HERE WE GO.
724
00:37:29,330 --> 00:37:35,252
HELLO, MOTHER.
725
00:37:35,419 --> 00:37:36,503
HELLO, DEAR.
726
00:37:36,671 --> 00:37:38,922
MMM.
727
00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:41,258
AND TH lS MUST BE MARTHA.
728
00:37:41,425 --> 00:37:42,884
H l .
729
00:37:43,052 --> 00:37:44,427
[Both]
YES.
730
00:37:44,595 --> 00:37:49,224
LET ME LOOK AT YOU .
TURN AROUND.
731
00:37:57,483 --> 00:38:00,068
[Mrs. Crawford]
MMM.
732
00:38:00,236 --> 00:38:03,154
AH-HA.
GOOD BlRTH lNG H lPS.
733
00:38:03,322 --> 00:38:04,614
MMM.
734
00:38:04,782 --> 00:38:07,033
AND AN ADEQUATE BOSOM.
735
00:38:07,201 --> 00:38:10,120
[Chuckles]
THANK YOU .
736
00:38:11,455 --> 00:38:16,459
NOW, UH, LATER,
UH, WE'LL PLAY CHARADES.
737
00:38:17,044 --> 00:38:20,005
MOTHER, WHEN WE START TO PLAY,
l WAS TH lNKlNG THAT MARTHA AND l
738
00:38:20,172 --> 00:38:21,756
COULD BE A TEAM
739
00:38:21,924 --> 00:38:23,717
AND YOU AND CONSUELA
CAN PLAY TOGETHER.
740
00:38:23,884 --> 00:38:25,427
HOW ABOUT THAT?
741
00:38:25,594 --> 00:38:27,470
HOW ABOUT CHEERS?
742
00:38:27,638 --> 00:38:29,639
lT'S A LlTTLE EASY, DON'T YOU TH lNK?
743
00:38:29,807 --> 00:38:33,310
MOTHER lS QU lTE OLD, MARTHA.
744
00:38:33,477 --> 00:38:35,228
LET'S GlVE HER A BREAK.
745
00:38:35,396 --> 00:38:36,896
"CHEERS."
746
00:38:37,064 --> 00:38:39,899
THROW lN A TOUGH ONE.
747
00:38:41,777 --> 00:38:44,279
"BlG."
748
00:38:45,823 --> 00:38:51,619
[Foot Tapping]
749
00:38:53,497 --> 00:38:55,290
[Whitman]
HERE WE GO.
750
00:38:55,458 --> 00:38:58,501
[Ticking]
751
00:39:01,005 --> 00:39:02,297
BOOK.
752
00:39:02,465 --> 00:39:03,715
TWO WORDS.
753
00:39:03,883 --> 00:39:06,509
GREAT GATSBY.
754
00:39:06,677 --> 00:39:07,844
NO.
755
00:39:08,012 --> 00:39:10,805
AH, THE FlRST WORD.
756
00:39:11,349 --> 00:39:12,807
VAVOOM.
757
00:39:12,975 --> 00:39:14,225
UH, MARTHA.
758
00:39:14,393 --> 00:39:15,393
YOU .
759
00:39:15,561 --> 00:39:16,561
YOU--UH, NO.
760
00:39:16,729 --> 00:39:18,480
UH--
761
00:39:18,647 --> 00:39:21,649
[Mrs. Crawford Tapping Foot]
762
00:39:30,618 --> 00:39:33,328
TH lNK WE SHOULD GO
TO THE NEXT WORD.
763
00:39:36,624 --> 00:39:39,542
SECOND WORD SOUNDS LlKE--
764
00:39:40,711 --> 00:39:43,713
[Exhales]
765
00:39:43,881 --> 00:39:45,298
[Chuckles]
766
00:39:45,466 --> 00:39:46,674
OVARY.
767
00:39:46,842 --> 00:39:47,717
HUH .
768
00:39:47,885 --> 00:39:49,177
OVARY, DOVARY, FOVARY, HOVARY, UH--
769
00:39:49,345 --> 00:39:51,096
OKAY, YOVARY.
770
00:39:51,263 --> 00:39:52,514
Z-OVARY.
771
00:39:52,681 --> 00:39:53,723
ZE OVARY.
772
00:39:53,891 --> 00:39:54,974
Z--FRENCH WORD FOR OVARY.
773
00:39:55,142 --> 00:39:58,186
TlME'S UP!
774
00:39:58,354 --> 00:40:02,023
WHAT WAS lT?
775
00:40:02,191 --> 00:40:04,818
MADAME BOVARY.
776
00:40:04,985 --> 00:40:06,069
SEE?
777
00:40:06,237 --> 00:40:07,362
WE ALMOST HAD THAT.
778
00:40:07,530 --> 00:40:08,696
THE FRENCH, YOU KNOW?
779
00:40:08,864 --> 00:40:10,365
l THOUGHT lT HAD
SOMETH lNG TO DO WlTH THE FROGS.
780
00:40:10,533 --> 00:40:11,533
THAT'S ALL RlGHT.
781
00:40:11,700 --> 00:40:13,743
WE'RE GONNA DO BETTER NEXT TlME.
782
00:40:20,084 --> 00:40:23,002
MMM.
783
00:40:25,756 --> 00:40:27,590
YEAH .
784
00:40:27,758 --> 00:40:32,762
MMM. MMM. MMM. MMM.
785
00:40:32,930 --> 00:40:33,972
GOOD-BYE, DEAR.
786
00:40:34,140 --> 00:40:35,223
MM-HMM.
787
00:40:35,391 --> 00:40:36,307
MMM.
788
00:40:36,475 --> 00:40:37,600
COME HOME.
789
00:40:37,768 --> 00:40:40,478
MMM.
790
00:40:40,646 --> 00:40:45,108
MMM, ALL RlGHT, MOM.
791
00:40:45,276 --> 00:40:46,317
MMM.
792
00:40:46,485 --> 00:40:47,652
MARTHA, lT WAS A PLEASURE MEETlNG YOU .
793
00:40:47,820 --> 00:40:51,614
- WELL, THANK YOU FOR HAVlNG ME.
- YOU'LL MAKE A LOVELY BRlDE.
794
00:40:51,782 --> 00:40:55,785
AND l'M SURE YOU'LL GlVE
MY SON A BlG BONE-FEST
795
00:40:55,953 --> 00:40:57,745
OF A HONEYMOON .
796
00:40:57,913 --> 00:40:59,664
MOTHER.
797
00:41:00,458 --> 00:41:02,834
YOU MAY KlSS ME GOOD-BYE.
798
00:41:19,477 --> 00:41:25,523
♪ LOVE lSN'T ALWAYS ON TlME ♪
799
00:41:25,691 --> 00:41:29,027
♪ HOLD THE LlNE ♪
800
00:41:29,195 --> 00:41:34,240
♪ LOVE lSN'T ALWAYS ON TlME ♪
801
00:41:34,408 --> 00:41:35,992
♪ LOVE lSN'T ALWAYS
LOVE lSN'T ALWAYS ♪
802
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:37,285
♪ ON TlME ♪
803
00:41:37,453 --> 00:41:38,495
♪ HOLD THE LlNE ♪
804
00:41:38,662 --> 00:41:39,662
COME ON .
805
00:41:39,830 --> 00:41:40,747
YOU CAN GET lN ON
THE NEXT CHORUS.
806
00:41:40,915 --> 00:41:41,998
- WH lTMAN?
- WHAT?
807
00:41:42,166 --> 00:41:43,124
CAN WE STOP FOR COFFEE?
808
00:41:43,292 --> 00:41:44,792
l TH lNK WE NEED TO TALK.
809
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:47,545
♪ LOVE lSN'T ALWAYS ON TlME ♪♪
810
00:41:52,218 --> 00:41:56,137
YOU AREN'T STlLL UPSET ABOUT
LOSlN' AT CHARADES, ARE YOU?
811
00:41:59,183 --> 00:42:00,350
NO.
812
00:42:00,518 --> 00:42:01,643
SHE'S A KlLLER.
813
00:42:01,810 --> 00:42:02,727
YEAH .
814
00:42:02,895 --> 00:42:04,979
- SHE'S GOOD.
- SOMETH lN' ELSE?
815
00:42:05,147 --> 00:42:08,233
UM, YEAH .
WH lTMAN,
816
00:42:10,027 --> 00:42:12,195
YOU ARE--
817
00:42:12,363 --> 00:42:15,990
YOU'RE AN lNCREDlBLE PERSON .
818
00:42:16,158 --> 00:42:19,369
l MEAN, YOU'RE REALLY
SOMETH lN' ELSE, YOU KNOW?
819
00:42:19,537 --> 00:42:23,873
UM, AND l'VE--l'VE REALLY
MOSTLY ENJOYED
820
00:42:24,041 --> 00:42:27,835
THE TlME THAT WE'VE
SPENT TOGETHER.
821
00:42:28,003 --> 00:42:31,047
BUT SOMETlMES lT'S
ABOUT CHEMlSTRY, YOU KNOW?
822
00:42:31,215 --> 00:42:35,760
AND--AND SOMETlMES CHEMlSTRY
WORKS AND SOMETlMES lT DOESN'T.
823
00:42:35,928 --> 00:42:40,056
SOMETlMES YOU GET A--
GET AN EXPLOSlON
824
00:42:40,224 --> 00:42:45,061
OR--OR A REALLY BAD SMELL.
825
00:42:45,229 --> 00:42:47,939
[Chuckles]
YOU KNOW WHAT l MEAN?
826
00:42:49,316 --> 00:42:50,483
lT'S NOT GOOD.
827
00:42:50,651 --> 00:42:51,693
OKAY.
828
00:42:51,860 --> 00:42:53,152
YOU KNOW HOW, UM,
YOU FEEL ABOUT lNGA?
829
00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:55,572
YOU KNOW HOW, YOU KNOW,
HOW SHE STlLL LOVES YOU
830
00:42:55,739 --> 00:42:57,365
BUT YOU DON'T LOVE HER?
831
00:42:57,533 --> 00:43:00,368
HOW YOU USED TO LOVE HER BUT--
BUT YOU DON'T LOVE HER ANYMORE?
832
00:43:00,536 --> 00:43:03,997
HOW--HOW--OKAY, LOOK.
833
00:43:04,164 --> 00:43:05,248
HERE'S GOOD.
834
00:43:05,416 --> 00:43:06,583
TH lS lS GOOD.
835
00:43:06,750 --> 00:43:11,546
l AM SALT AND YOU
ARE PEPPER, ALL RlGHT?
836
00:43:11,714 --> 00:43:12,755
OKAY?
837
00:43:12,923 --> 00:43:16,509
NOW, SALT AND PEPPER
GOES TOGETHER, RlGHT?
838
00:43:16,677 --> 00:43:18,177
SOMETlMES, YOU KNOW?
839
00:43:18,345 --> 00:43:19,762
BUT SOME--lT DOESN'T HAVE TO.
840
00:43:19,930 --> 00:43:21,431
YOU DON'T HAVE TO HAVE
PEPPER WlTH SALT.
841
00:43:21,599 --> 00:43:24,017
SOMETlMES SALT GOES ALONE.
842
00:43:24,184 --> 00:43:28,396
SOMETlMES SALT GOES
WlTH OTHER HERBS, EVEN .
843
00:43:28,564 --> 00:43:34,235
AND l'M--l'M SAYlNG THAT l
WANNA SEE OTHER HERBS.
844
00:43:36,780 --> 00:43:39,157
MARTHA--
845
00:43:39,908 --> 00:43:44,621
l UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYlNG.
AND DON'T WORRY.
846
00:43:44,788 --> 00:43:48,750
l'M NOT GONNA LET YOUR FEAR
OF lNTlMACY DESTROY TH lS.
847
00:43:48,917 --> 00:43:50,793
l'M NOT.
848
00:43:50,961 --> 00:43:53,630
YOU KNOW, l WON'T DO
WHAT THOSE OTHERS DlD.
849
00:43:53,797 --> 00:43:55,423
l'M NOT GONNA WALK OUT ON YOU .
850
00:43:55,591 --> 00:43:57,675
l WON'T DESERT YOU AND THE KlDS.
851
00:43:57,843 --> 00:43:59,344
l SWEAR THAT, ALL RlGHT?
852
00:43:59,511 --> 00:44:00,470
WH lTMAN .
853
00:44:00,638 --> 00:44:01,679
- OKAY.
- KNOW THAT.
854
00:44:01,847 --> 00:44:02,930
LlVE WlTH THAT.
855
00:44:03,098 --> 00:44:05,933
WH lTMAN, WE'RE NOT
GONNA HAVE CH lLDREN .
856
00:44:09,730 --> 00:44:12,273
JUMP OFF A CLlFF WlTH ME.
857
00:44:12,941 --> 00:44:17,320
TAKE MY HAND AND JUMP
OFF A CLlFF WlTH ME.
858
00:44:17,488 --> 00:44:18,696
l DON'T WANNA JUMP OFF A CLlFF.
859
00:44:18,864 --> 00:44:19,822
YEAH . YEAH .
860
00:44:19,990 --> 00:44:21,324
l WANNA PROVE SOMETH lNG TO YOU .
861
00:44:21,492 --> 00:44:22,992
OH, PLEASE DON'T.
862
00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:25,078
HOW MUCH DO YOU TH lNK
l LOVE YOU?
863
00:44:25,245 --> 00:44:27,246
[Chuckling]
l DON'T KNOW.
864
00:44:27,414 --> 00:44:31,501
ENOUGH TO--TO BREAK
MY OWN FlNGER?
865
00:44:32,002 --> 00:44:33,169
OH, GOD.
866
00:44:33,337 --> 00:44:34,379
l MEAN, DO YA?
867
00:44:34,546 --> 00:44:38,341
l MEAN, DO YOU TH lNK THAT l LOVE
YOU ENOUGH TO BREAK MY OWN FlNGER?
868
00:44:38,509 --> 00:44:40,009
l DON'T KNOW, AND l DON'T CARE.
869
00:44:40,177 --> 00:44:42,220
- l MEAN, TELL ME.
- lT'S HARD TO SAY.
870
00:44:42,388 --> 00:44:43,680
OKAY, FlNE. l DO.
871
00:44:43,847 --> 00:44:45,640
l CAN . l WlLL.
872
00:44:45,808 --> 00:44:46,724
OH, NO, DON'T.
DON'T DO lT.
873
00:44:46,892 --> 00:44:47,725
DON'T--
874
00:44:47,893 --> 00:44:50,520
[Cracks]
875
00:44:53,315 --> 00:44:54,649
AH .
876
00:44:54,817 --> 00:44:57,402
OH, MY GOD.
877
00:45:01,365 --> 00:45:02,365
[Grunts]
878
00:45:02,533 --> 00:45:04,325
HOO!
879
00:45:04,493 --> 00:45:06,160
THAT'S LOVE.
880
00:45:06,328 --> 00:45:09,080
[Clears Throat]
881
00:45:11,375 --> 00:45:13,209
[Exhales]
882
00:45:13,377 --> 00:45:16,462
[Whitman]
MARTHA, l LOVE YOU!
883
00:45:17,172 --> 00:45:19,048
l'M GONNA CALL YOU TOMORROW.
884
00:45:19,216 --> 00:45:20,883
[lgnition Starts]
885
00:45:21,051 --> 00:45:22,552
GOlN' TOO FAST, l GUESS.
886
00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:24,554
SHE'LL SLEEP ON lT.
887
00:45:24,722 --> 00:45:27,432
l'LL TRY TOMORROW.
888
00:45:32,563 --> 00:45:34,147
[Screams]
889
00:45:34,314 --> 00:45:37,734
YOU H lDEOUS CUR.
890
00:45:38,235 --> 00:45:39,861
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
891
00:45:40,028 --> 00:45:45,074
DOES THE NAME lNGA
MEAN ANYTH lNG TO YOU?
892
00:45:45,784 --> 00:45:49,495
OH . H l .
HOW ARE YOU?
893
00:45:51,123 --> 00:45:53,708
UH, H l, l'M BOB.
894
00:45:53,876 --> 00:45:54,876
HERE WE GO NOW.
895
00:45:55,043 --> 00:45:56,043
UPSY-DAlSY.
896
00:45:56,211 --> 00:45:57,295
HEY! HEY! HEY!
897
00:45:57,463 --> 00:45:58,963
HAY lS FOR HORSES, MlSSY.
898
00:45:59,131 --> 00:46:01,758
l LOVE TH lS WOMAN,
AND YOU'RE HURTlNG HER.
899
00:46:01,925 --> 00:46:05,178
STOP SEElNG WH lT!
900
00:46:05,345 --> 00:46:07,847
YOU GOT THAT?
901
00:46:08,974 --> 00:46:11,267
OKAY. FlNE.
902
00:46:11,435 --> 00:46:13,102
OKAY, YOU CAN GO NOW.
903
00:46:13,270 --> 00:46:16,147
OKAY, FlNE, l CAN GO NOW?
904
00:46:16,315 --> 00:46:19,192
l DON'T TH lNK SO!
905
00:46:19,902 --> 00:46:22,487
CUT THE COUCH, BOB.
906
00:46:23,447 --> 00:46:24,697
DON'T--DON'T CUT THE COUCH .
907
00:46:24,865 --> 00:46:25,948
HEY! HEY!
908
00:46:26,116 --> 00:46:27,992
HAY lS FOR HORSES, FlSH TANK!
909
00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:29,786
WANT US TO BREAK UP
YOUR SHOWER TOO?
910
00:46:29,953 --> 00:46:30,870
HUH, DO YA?
911
00:46:31,038 --> 00:46:31,954
NO.
912
00:46:32,122 --> 00:46:33,414
THEN SHUT UP AND SlT DOWN!
913
00:46:33,582 --> 00:46:37,126
WHAT DlD YOU DO TOGETHER, HUH?
914
00:46:37,294 --> 00:46:39,295
DlD YOU MAKE lT?
915
00:46:39,463 --> 00:46:41,714
LOOK, YOU CAN HAVE WH lTMAN, OKAY?
l DON'T WANT H lM.
916
00:46:41,882 --> 00:46:44,133
HE'S ALL YOURS, l SWEAR.
917
00:46:44,301 --> 00:46:46,511
[Laughs]
918
00:46:47,012 --> 00:46:50,306
OH, LlKE SUDDENLY
YOU'RE GONNA BLOW H lM OFF.
919
00:46:50,474 --> 00:46:53,142
[Chuckling]
DROP THE PALAVER, PRlNCESS.
920
00:46:53,310 --> 00:46:54,644
ALL WOMEN WANT WH lT.
921
00:46:54,812 --> 00:46:56,771
l KNOW THAT.
922
00:46:56,939 --> 00:46:59,023
YOU WANT SOME GUM lN YOUR HAlR?
923
00:46:59,483 --> 00:47:01,984
- NO, l DON'T.
- OH, OKAY.
924
00:47:02,152 --> 00:47:04,862
[Spits]
925
00:47:05,489 --> 00:47:10,284
NOW, CONSlDER TH lS
YOUR LAST WARN lNG.
926
00:47:10,452 --> 00:47:13,788
NEXT TlME, EXPECT AGONY.
927
00:47:18,001 --> 00:47:19,502
COME ON, BOB.
928
00:47:19,670 --> 00:47:21,754
SORRY ABOUT THAT COUCH .
929
00:47:22,297 --> 00:47:25,508
UM, WE GRABBED A COUPLE OF
SNAPPLES FROM THE FRlDGE.
930
00:47:25,676 --> 00:47:27,009
l HOPE THAT'S OKAY.
931
00:47:27,177 --> 00:47:28,344
[lnga]
BOB!
932
00:47:28,512 --> 00:47:30,304
BOB, WHAT WERE YOU
DOlNG lN THERE?
933
00:47:30,472 --> 00:47:33,432
- OH, l WAS JUST BElN' N lCE.
- WELL, DON'T YOU DARE!
934
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:35,685
[Exhales]
WELL, TH lS SURE SUCKS.
935
00:47:35,853 --> 00:47:37,186
[Bob And lnga Arguing]
936
00:47:37,354 --> 00:47:42,191
♪♪♪
937
00:47:42,359 --> 00:47:45,194
♪ TH lS TH lNG CALLED LOVE ♪
938
00:47:45,362 --> 00:47:48,281
♪ l JUST CAN'T HANDLE lT ♪
939
00:47:48,448 --> 00:47:51,242
♪ TH lS TH lNG CALLED LOVE ♪
940
00:47:51,410 --> 00:47:54,453
♪ l MUST GET 'ROUND TO lT ♪
941
00:47:54,621 --> 00:47:56,581
♪ l AlN'T READY ♪
942
00:47:56,748 --> 00:48:01,043
♪ CRAZY LlTTLE TH lNG CALLED LOVE ♪
943
00:48:01,211 --> 00:48:04,881
♪ TH lS TH lNG CALLED LOVE ♪
944
00:48:05,048 --> 00:48:06,048
♪ l CRY LlKE A BABY ♪
945
00:48:06,216 --> 00:48:07,383
♪ lN MY CRADLE ALL N lGHT ♪
946
00:48:07,551 --> 00:48:08,801
♪ lT STlNGS ♪
947
00:48:08,969 --> 00:48:10,511
♪ lT JABS ♪
948
00:48:10,679 --> 00:48:13,890
♪ SHAKES ALL OVER
LlKE A TREMBLlNG FlST ♪
949
00:48:14,057 --> 00:48:15,391
♪ l KlNDA LlKE lT ♪
950
00:48:15,559 --> 00:48:18,853
♪ CRAZY LlTTLE TH lNG
CALLED LOVE ♪
951
00:48:19,021 --> 00:48:22,899
♪ THERE GOES MY BABY ♪
952
00:48:23,066 --> 00:48:25,318
♪ SHE KNOWS HOW TO ROCK 'N' ROLL ♪
953
00:48:25,485 --> 00:48:28,905
♪ SHE DRlVES ME CRAZY ♪
954
00:48:29,072 --> 00:48:30,781
♪ SHE GlVES ME HOT
AND COLD FEVER ♪
955
00:48:30,949 --> 00:48:32,158
[Man]
HEY, WALTER.
956
00:48:32,326 --> 00:48:34,827
THAT ONE'S DUE AT 5:00
OR 6:00 TOMORROW MORN lNG.
957
00:48:37,247 --> 00:48:38,915
HEY, WALTER.
WHAT'S UP?
958
00:48:39,082 --> 00:48:40,458
HEY.
959
00:48:40,626 --> 00:48:42,084
UM, THE SCHEDULE FOR TODAY'S SHOW.
960
00:48:42,252 --> 00:48:43,336
THANKS.
961
00:48:43,503 --> 00:48:44,503
AND l'M GOlN' ON A DOUGHNUT RUN
FOR DlCK.
962
00:48:44,671 --> 00:48:45,713
YOU WANT ANYTH lNG?
963
00:48:45,881 --> 00:48:46,839
OH, MY GOD.
964
00:48:47,007 --> 00:48:47,965
MARTHA, lT'S OKAY.
965
00:48:48,133 --> 00:48:49,008
THE CH lCKEN!
966
00:48:49,176 --> 00:48:50,509
l FORGOT TO BOOK THE CH lCKEN,
THE SAN DlEGO CH lCKEN!
967
00:48:50,677 --> 00:48:51,719
MARTHA. lT'S ALL RlGHT.
968
00:48:51,887 --> 00:48:52,970
lT'S NOT ALL RlGHT!
lT'S A DlSASTER!
969
00:48:53,138 --> 00:48:54,138
HE'S A LEGEND lN TH lS TOWN!
970
00:48:54,306 --> 00:48:55,681
HOW COULD l FORGET
THE SAN DlEGO CH lCKEN?
971
00:48:55,849 --> 00:48:57,058
NOW l'M GONNA HAVE
TO BOOK THE MONKEYS.
972
00:48:57,225 --> 00:48:58,476
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH
DlCK HATES THE MONKEYS.
973
00:48:58,644 --> 00:49:01,896
MARTHA, THE CH lCKEN lS BOOKED.
l TOOK CARE OF lT.
974
00:49:02,064 --> 00:49:04,607
l TOLD THEM l WAS YOUR ASSlSTANT.
DlCK WlLL NEVER KNOW.
975
00:49:06,610 --> 00:49:08,444
OH . THANKS, WALTER.
YOU'RE THE BEST.
976
00:49:08,612 --> 00:49:10,613
[Sighs]
RlGHT.
977
00:49:10,781 --> 00:49:12,573
YOU'VE GOT SOME FAXES.
978
00:49:12,741 --> 00:49:15,534
[Exhales]
979
00:49:15,702 --> 00:49:17,286
l'LL GET YOU A DOUGHNUT.
980
00:49:17,454 --> 00:49:21,082
♪ YEAH ♪
981
00:49:21,249 --> 00:49:23,000
♪ l'VE GOTTA BE COOL ♪
982
00:49:23,168 --> 00:49:24,460
♪ RELAX ♪
983
00:49:24,628 --> 00:49:26,087
AHH .
984
00:49:26,254 --> 00:49:27,838
♪ GET H lP GET ON MY TRACKS ♪
985
00:49:28,006 --> 00:49:30,633
♪ TAKE A BACK SEAT H lTCHH lKE ♪
986
00:49:30,801 --> 00:49:32,176
♪ UMM, UMM ♪
987
00:49:32,344 --> 00:49:33,970
♪ TAKE A LONG RlDE ON MY MOTORBlKE ♪
988
00:49:34,137 --> 00:49:35,262
♪ OOOH ♪
989
00:49:35,430 --> 00:49:36,389
♪ UNTlL l'M READY ♪
990
00:49:36,556 --> 00:49:37,890
♪ READY, FREDDlE ♪
991
00:49:38,058 --> 00:49:39,517
♪ CRAZY LlTTLE TH lNG CALLED LOVE ♪
992
00:49:39,685 --> 00:49:40,810
[Phone Rings]
993
00:49:40,978 --> 00:49:42,144
[Ringing]
994
00:49:42,312 --> 00:49:43,396
♪ TH lS TH lNG CALLED LOVE ♪
995
00:49:43,563 --> 00:49:46,482
♪ l MUST GET 'ROUND TO lT ♪
996
00:49:46,650 --> 00:49:48,359
♪ l AlN'T READY ♪
997
00:49:48,527 --> 00:49:49,819
♪ CRAZY LlTTLE TH lNG CALLED LOVE ♪♪
998
00:49:49,987 --> 00:49:51,028
HELLO.
999
00:49:51,196 --> 00:49:52,488
lT'S MOM, DEAR.
1000
00:49:52,656 --> 00:49:55,992
[Sighs]
OH . H l, MOM.
1001
00:49:56,159 --> 00:49:59,328
HONEY, COULD YOU POSSlBLY
HOUSE-SlT JUST FOR TON lGHT?
1002
00:49:59,496 --> 00:50:01,038
- TON lGHT?
- YES.
1003
00:50:01,206 --> 00:50:02,915
WE'RE GOlNG UP TO YOUR
AUNT PEGGY'S.
1004
00:50:03,083 --> 00:50:05,835
[Martha]
MOM, YOU HAVE GREAT TlMlNG.
l'D LOVE TO HOUSE-SlT.
1005
00:50:06,670 --> 00:51:07,313
♪♪♪
1006
00:51:07,481 --> 00:51:09,231
[Screams]
AAH!
1007
00:51:09,399 --> 00:51:10,733
H l .
1008
00:51:10,901 --> 00:51:12,985
WH lTMAN .
1009
00:51:13,653 --> 00:51:16,113
[Exhales]
CAN l--CAN l COME lN?
1010
00:51:16,948 --> 00:51:18,240
l'D LlKE TO COME lN .
1011
00:51:18,408 --> 00:51:20,993
- NO, YOU CAN'T.
- YES, l CAN .
1012
00:51:21,578 --> 00:51:22,620
NO, YOU CAN'T.
1013
00:51:22,788 --> 00:51:23,621
YES, l CAN .
1014
00:51:23,789 --> 00:51:24,997
- NO, YOU CAN'T.
- YES, l CAN .
1015
00:51:25,165 --> 00:51:27,124
WANNA KNOW WHY?
1016
00:51:27,292 --> 00:51:28,250
NO, YOU CAN'T.
1017
00:51:28,418 --> 00:51:30,252
l'M A SPEClAL FRlEND FROM GOD.
REMEMBER?
1018
00:51:30,420 --> 00:51:31,587
HA.
1019
00:51:31,755 --> 00:51:32,797
OH!
1020
00:51:32,964 --> 00:51:36,175
WH lTMAN, YOU ARE REALLY
FREAKlNG ME OUT HERE!
1021
00:51:36,343 --> 00:51:37,760
[Grunting]
lSN'T TH lS HAPPY?
1022
00:51:37,928 --> 00:51:39,095
lSN'T TH lS UNEXPECTED?
1023
00:51:39,262 --> 00:51:40,387
WH lTMAN, LlSTEN TO ME.
1024
00:51:40,555 --> 00:51:41,597
WAlT, WAlT, WAlT.
1025
00:51:41,765 --> 00:51:42,932
OH, YOU HAVEN'T SEEN MY LOVE DANCE.
1026
00:51:43,100 --> 00:51:44,308
♪ UM, A DlNGA-DlNGA
DlNGA DlNGA-DlNGA-DlNGA ♪
1027
00:51:44,476 --> 00:51:45,768
♪ DlNGA-DlNGA-DlNGA-DlNGA
DlNGA-DlNGA-DlNGA-DlNGA ♪
1028
00:51:45,936 --> 00:51:49,355
♪ DlNGA-DlNGA-DlNGA-DlNG
TlCKA-TlCKA-TlCKA-TlCKA ♪
1029
00:51:49,523 --> 00:51:52,441
♪ TlCKA-TlCKA-TlCKA-TlCK ♪
1030
00:51:52,609 --> 00:51:56,362
[Shouting, Crash]
1031
00:51:56,530 --> 00:51:58,114
[Dog Barking]
1032
00:51:58,281 --> 00:52:00,491
[Grunting]
1033
00:52:00,659 --> 00:52:03,244
[Dog Barking]
1034
00:52:03,411 --> 00:52:06,288
[Groaning]
1035
00:52:09,292 --> 00:52:12,378
l TH lNK l'M GONNA GO HOME NOW.
1036
00:52:14,714 --> 00:52:16,090
[Man]
DlD HE DO ANYTH lNG TO YOU?
1037
00:52:16,258 --> 00:52:17,925
ASSAULT YOU lN ANY WAY?
1038
00:52:18,093 --> 00:52:21,053
[Martha]
NO, BUT l MEAN,
HE DRESSED LlKE A CLOWN .
1039
00:52:21,221 --> 00:52:22,805
DO YOU KNOW HOW SCARY THAT lS?
1040
00:52:22,973 --> 00:52:26,183
HE'S GOT AN EX-GlRLFRlEND,
A CRAZY EX-GlRLFRlEND, lNGA,
1041
00:52:26,351 --> 00:52:31,147
WHO'S, WHO'S HARASSlNG ME AND,
AND BOB, HER SlDEKlCK, A HUGE GUY, BOB.
1042
00:52:31,314 --> 00:52:32,439
lNGA--CHECK YOUR CLlPBOARD.
1043
00:52:32,607 --> 00:52:34,733
lNGA AND BOB.
ANYTH lNG FOR THEM?
1044
00:52:34,901 --> 00:52:37,278
WE'LL FlLE A REPORT, MA'AM.
1045
00:52:37,445 --> 00:52:39,864
GOOD N lGHT, MA'AM.
1046
00:52:43,827 --> 00:52:46,620
THEY--SHE STUCK GUM lN MY HAlR!
1047
00:52:50,250 --> 00:53:02,678
♪♪♪
1048
00:53:02,846 --> 00:53:05,347
[Man]
FROM WHAT YOU'VE
TOLD ME, MS. ALSTON,
1049
00:53:05,515 --> 00:53:09,185
TH lS GUY lS JUST YOUR
GARDEN-VARlETY COMPULSlVE TYPE.
1050
00:53:09,352 --> 00:53:10,436
POOH .
1051
00:53:10,604 --> 00:53:12,188
l'VE SEEN A MlLLlON OF 'EM,
1052
00:53:12,355 --> 00:53:13,814
BUT l'LL CHECK H lM OUT,
1053
00:53:13,982 --> 00:53:15,524
SEE lF THERE'S ANYTH lNG
lN H lS BACKGROUND
1054
00:53:15,692 --> 00:53:17,067
THAT YOU SHOULD BE ALARMED ABOUT.
1055
00:53:17,235 --> 00:53:18,819
GREAT.
1056
00:53:18,987 --> 00:53:21,655
MM, UH, lN THE MEANTlME--
1057
00:53:21,823 --> 00:53:25,159
lN THE MEANTlME,
JUST LlVE YOUR LlFE.
1058
00:53:25,327 --> 00:53:27,578
TRY NOT TO WORRY SO MUCH .
1059
00:53:27,746 --> 00:53:29,914
THANKS, MR. TRAMONTE.
1060
00:53:31,333 --> 00:53:36,295
[Orchestra Tuning]
1061
00:53:46,932 --> 00:53:50,059
SO l'M REALLY SORRY TH lNGS
DlDN'T WORK OUT WlTH WH lTMAN .
1062
00:53:50,227 --> 00:53:52,728
WELL, YOU WlN SOME,
YOU LOSE SOME.
1063
00:53:52,896 --> 00:53:57,524
YEAH . l'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT THAT.
REALLY SORRY.
1064
00:53:58,235 --> 00:54:01,070
YOU SOUND SO GENU lNE.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONCERN .
1065
00:54:01,238 --> 00:54:02,988
- THAT'S WHAT FRlENDS ARE FOR.
- AREN'T THEY?
1066
00:54:03,156 --> 00:54:04,281
- DAMN SHAME.
- OKAY.
1067
00:54:04,449 --> 00:54:05,824
THAT'S ENOUGH OF THAT, OKAY?
1068
00:54:05,992 --> 00:54:08,035
[Clears Throat]
1069
00:54:08,828 --> 00:54:10,621
YOU KNOW, l CHECKED OUT
TH lS OPERA WE'RE ABOUT TO SEE.
1070
00:54:10,789 --> 00:54:12,289
- MM-HMM?
- MM-HMM.
1071
00:54:12,457 --> 00:54:15,084
TURNS OUT lT'S THE TOUCH lNG
STORY OF A YOUNG SERVANT
1072
00:54:15,252 --> 00:54:18,462
WHO GOES THROUGH ALL THESE CHANGES
OVER TH lS OLDER, RlCH MASTER GUY'S
1073
00:54:18,630 --> 00:54:20,547
WOULD-BE GlRLFRlEND,
1074
00:54:20,715 --> 00:54:23,092
BUT THE YOUNG GUY ENDS UP WlTH
HER lN THE END, ODDLY ENOUGH .
1075
00:54:23,260 --> 00:54:24,468
HMM.
1076
00:54:24,636 --> 00:54:26,095
SO lT TURNS OUT
THAT THE WHOLE TH lNG
1077
00:54:26,263 --> 00:54:27,972
COULD'VE BEEN AVOlDED
lF SHE JUST--
1078
00:54:28,139 --> 00:54:31,809
NOT THAT TH lS RESEMBLES
YOUR LlFE lN ANY WAY.
1079
00:54:31,977 --> 00:54:32,977
SURE.
1080
00:54:33,144 --> 00:54:34,353
THEN WE WOULDN'T BE HERE,
WOULD WE?
1081
00:54:34,521 --> 00:54:35,729
THERE WOULD BE NO OPERA,
SO lT'S GOOD THAT--
1082
00:54:35,897 --> 00:54:37,523
WHO WOULDN'T--SHH .
1083
00:54:37,691 --> 00:54:39,650
[Overture music playing]
1084
00:54:40,277 --> 00:54:41,777
THAT'S ENOUGH .
lT'S STARTlNG.
1085
00:54:41,945 --> 00:54:44,071
[Whispers]
YOU LOOK TERRlFlC.
1086
00:54:45,156 --> 00:55:01,130
♪♪♪
1087
00:55:01,298 --> 00:55:03,590
[Walter]
TH lS lS EVEN BETTER THAN
THAT PADRES GAME WE WENT TO.
1088
00:55:03,758 --> 00:55:05,175
THANKS FOR NOT BRlNGlNG
THAT BEACH BALL.
1089
00:55:05,343 --> 00:55:08,012
THAT WOULD'VE BEEN
EMBARRASSlNG.
1090
00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:10,097
EXCUSE ME.
1091
00:55:10,265 --> 00:55:12,599
OH, l SAW A SOUVEN lR STAND
UP THERE.
1092
00:55:12,767 --> 00:55:14,435
THOUGHT MAYBE WE COULD
GET SOME T-SH lRTS.
1093
00:55:14,602 --> 00:55:15,602
YOU BE ALL RlGHT HERE?
1094
00:55:15,770 --> 00:55:18,397
YEAH . l'LL BE FlNE.
l'LL SEE YOU lN A MlNUTE.
1095
00:55:22,110 --> 00:55:25,863
MARTHA. HEY. HEY.
1096
00:55:26,823 --> 00:55:27,906
EXCUSE ME.
1097
00:55:28,074 --> 00:55:29,074
GOD, NO.
PLEASE.
1098
00:55:29,242 --> 00:55:30,534
PLEASE.
NO.
1099
00:55:30,702 --> 00:55:32,453
MARTHA, HEY.
1100
00:55:32,996 --> 00:55:34,288
H l .
1101
00:55:34,456 --> 00:55:38,000
MARTHA?
HEY, MARTHA.
1102
00:55:38,752 --> 00:55:39,793
OH-HO.
1103
00:55:39,961 --> 00:55:41,170
YOU WON .
OKAY.
1104
00:55:41,338 --> 00:55:43,130
YOU WANTED TO MAKE ME
JEALOUS, AND YOU HAVE, ALL RlGHT?
1105
00:55:43,298 --> 00:55:44,715
SO LET'S JUST GO NOW, ALL RlGHT?
1106
00:55:44,883 --> 00:55:46,842
WH lTMAN, NO. NO.
l WASN'T KlDDlNG.
1107
00:55:47,010 --> 00:55:48,594
l SAlD l DON'T WANNA
SEE YOU ANYMORE.
1108
00:55:48,762 --> 00:55:51,180
l DON'T WANNA SEE YOU ANYMORE.
lS THAT CLEAR?
1109
00:55:51,681 --> 00:55:52,681
LOUD AND CLEAR.
1110
00:55:52,849 --> 00:55:54,016
OKAY, OKAY.
1111
00:55:54,184 --> 00:55:55,309
YOU WANT ME TO LlSTEN TO YOU MORE,
1112
00:55:55,477 --> 00:55:57,561
TO HEAR YOU MORE AND STOP
TH lNKlNG ONLY OF MYSELF.
1113
00:55:57,729 --> 00:55:59,104
SO COME ON .
LET'S GO.
1114
00:55:59,272 --> 00:56:00,439
l'M NOT TALKlNG TO YOU ANYMORE, OKAY?
1115
00:56:00,607 --> 00:56:01,690
COME--COME HERE.
1116
00:56:01,858 --> 00:56:03,150
MARTHA, DON'T WALK AWAY FROM ME.
1117
00:56:03,318 --> 00:56:05,152
DON'T WALK AWAY, MARTHA.
1118
00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:06,820
MARTHA!
1119
00:56:07,405 --> 00:56:10,074
lS TH lS GENTLEMAN BOTHERlNG YOU?
1120
00:56:12,243 --> 00:56:15,871
EXCUSE ME?
1121
00:56:16,039 --> 00:56:17,373
[Chuckling]
1122
00:56:17,540 --> 00:56:19,917
l'M HER SOUL MATE.
1123
00:56:20,085 --> 00:56:22,211
l'M HER LOVER.
1124
00:56:22,379 --> 00:56:24,505
- OH, MY GOD.
- THERE.
1125
00:56:24,672 --> 00:56:25,714
THAT ONE.
1126
00:56:25,882 --> 00:56:27,841
DON'T TRY TO UNDERSTAND WHAT YOUR
MlND lS TOO SMALL TO CONTEMPLATE,
1127
00:56:28,009 --> 00:56:30,886
OKAY, MR. REALLY N lCE SU lT?
1128
00:56:31,054 --> 00:56:33,347
LOVER.
GET lT?
1129
00:56:33,515 --> 00:56:36,266
LO-VER.
1130
00:56:38,645 --> 00:56:41,730
l'VE MADE LOVE TO HER,
MR. REALLY N lCE SU lT.
1131
00:56:41,898 --> 00:56:43,273
FFT-FFT-FFT.
1132
00:56:43,441 --> 00:56:47,945
[Man Singing Opera]
1133
00:56:48,113 --> 00:56:51,573
AND, UH, lT WAS BEAUTlFUL.
1134
00:56:51,741 --> 00:56:53,700
lT WAS--COME WlTH ME, SlR.
1135
00:56:53,868 --> 00:56:54,952
UH, OKAY.
YEAH .
1136
00:56:55,120 --> 00:56:55,953
LET'S GO.
1137
00:56:56,121 --> 00:56:58,789
[Clears Throat]
1138
00:56:58,957 --> 00:57:01,250
[Singing Continues]
1139
00:57:02,085 --> 00:57:04,545
[Tramonte]
HE GETS A MONTHLY CHECK
FROM A TRUST FUND,
1140
00:57:04,712 --> 00:57:06,713
A VERY LARGE TRUST FUND--
1141
00:57:06,881 --> 00:57:10,759
50,000-BUCKS-A-MONTH LARGE.
1142
00:57:10,927 --> 00:57:12,219
HMM.
1143
00:57:12,387 --> 00:57:16,598
UH, HE LlVED WlTH H lS MOTHER
UNTlL SlX MONTHS AGO.
1144
00:57:16,766 --> 00:57:21,979
HE'S HAD ONE SERlOUS RELATlONSH lP
WlTH lNGA GUNTHER,
1145
00:57:22,147 --> 00:57:24,731
AND TH lS lNGA ONCE
TRlED TO ASSASSlNATE
1146
00:57:24,899 --> 00:57:28,110
THE ROCK TEMPTRESS STEVlE N lCKS.
1147
00:57:28,278 --> 00:57:32,906
OH, GOD. OH, GOD.
OH, GOD.
1148
00:57:33,074 --> 00:57:34,491
- OH, GOD.
- WHAT'S WRONG?
1149
00:57:34,659 --> 00:57:38,704
OH, GOD. OH, GOD.
OH, GOD. OH, GOD.
1150
00:57:38,872 --> 00:57:40,122
OH, GOD. OH, GOD.
1151
00:57:40,290 --> 00:57:41,415
HEY. HEY.
TAKE lT EASY.
1152
00:57:41,583 --> 00:57:42,666
"OH, GOD. OH, GOD."
1153
00:57:42,834 --> 00:57:43,709
- HEY.
- GOD.
1154
00:57:43,877 --> 00:57:45,669
TAKE lT EASY, WlLL YA?
COME ON . SlT DOWN . SlT DOWN .
1155
00:57:45,837 --> 00:57:47,212
YOU GOTTA HELP ME.
YOU GOTTA GET H lM OUT OF MY LlFE.
1156
00:57:47,380 --> 00:57:48,672
DO SOMETH lNG.
l DON'T CARE WHAT lT lS.
1157
00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:50,716
YOU CAN JUST--
JUST NAME YOUR PRlCE.
1158
00:57:50,884 --> 00:57:53,594
JUST DO WHATEVER lT TAKES.
1159
00:57:54,804 --> 00:57:56,722
NO.
1160
00:57:58,349 --> 00:57:59,933
AH .
1161
00:58:00,101 --> 00:58:01,226
AH!
1162
00:58:01,394 --> 00:58:02,978
EEKEE.
1163
00:58:03,146 --> 00:58:07,566
NOW, TH lS KlND OF ACTlON
THAT YOU'RE TALKlNG NOW,
1164
00:58:07,734 --> 00:58:10,152
TH lS lS GONNA COST YOU BlG TlME.
1165
00:58:10,320 --> 00:58:12,946
WHAT ACTlON?
1166
00:58:13,698 --> 00:58:19,703
BUMPED. RUBBED.
SMOKED. lCED.
1167
00:58:19,871 --> 00:58:22,331
- THE BlG MONKEY.
- NO!
1168
00:58:22,499 --> 00:58:24,541
l--NO, l-l DON'T--
1169
00:58:24,709 --> 00:58:26,376
[Chuckling]
l DON'T WANT YOU TO KlLL H lM.
1170
00:58:26,544 --> 00:58:28,712
NO. l DlDN'T SAY THAT.
1171
00:58:28,880 --> 00:58:31,632
l SAlD--l MEAN, l JUST WANT
YOU TO TALK TO H lM.
1172
00:58:31,799 --> 00:58:33,842
CAN YOU TALK TO H lM?
1173
00:58:34,010 --> 00:58:38,472
OH . SURE.
TALK TO H lM.
1174
00:58:39,140 --> 00:58:41,058
SURE.
1175
00:58:41,893 --> 00:58:44,728
UH, YOU KNOW, THAT DOESN'T MEAN
TO BREAK H lS SPlNAL CORD, OKAY?
1176
00:58:44,896 --> 00:58:47,189
THAT MEANS l JUST--l REALLY
JUST WANT YOU TO TALK TO H lM,
1177
00:58:47,357 --> 00:58:48,815
MAKE H lM STOP BOTHERlNG ME.
1178
00:58:48,983 --> 00:58:50,692
JUST--CAN YOU DO THAT?
1179
00:58:50,860 --> 00:58:53,487
HEY. l CAN DO ANYTH lNG.
1180
00:58:53,655 --> 00:58:56,990
TH lS GUY lS NOT GONNA
BOTHER YOU ANYMORE.
1181
00:58:58,034 --> 00:59:08,502
♪♪♪
1182
00:59:08,670 --> 00:59:10,629
[Door Opens]
1183
00:59:27,355 --> 00:59:44,913
♪♪♪
1184
00:59:45,081 --> 00:59:47,124
THERESA?
1185
00:59:52,046 --> 00:59:53,171
[Missy]
WHERE'S THE ZOO GUY?
1186
00:59:53,339 --> 00:59:55,674
COME ON . PLEASE HURRY.
WE HAVE A SlTUATlON HERE.
1187
00:59:55,842 --> 00:59:57,301
ALL RlGHT, l WlLL SHOW--
EVERYONE, CALM.
1188
00:59:57,468 --> 00:59:58,302
LOOK--
1189
00:59:58,469 --> 00:59:59,595
MARTHA!
1190
00:59:59,762 --> 01:00:00,596
MONKEY!
1191
01:00:00,763 --> 01:00:02,973
UP!
1192
01:00:03,141 --> 01:00:05,309
[Chattering]
1193
01:00:05,476 --> 01:00:06,602
[Screeching]
1194
01:00:06,769 --> 01:00:08,604
OH, MY GOD.
THE MONKEYS.
1195
01:00:08,771 --> 01:00:10,188
[Chimp Squeaking]
1196
01:00:10,356 --> 01:00:11,398
MARTHA!
1197
01:00:11,566 --> 01:00:13,900
WHO WERE THE SCHEDULED
GUESTS ON TODAY'S SHOW, MARTHA?
1198
01:00:14,068 --> 01:00:16,403
LlNDA EVANS, SHARl LEWlS
AND THAT BODYBU lLDER,
1199
01:00:16,571 --> 01:00:17,946
MR. BlKlN l BEACH SAN DlEGO.
1200
01:00:18,114 --> 01:00:19,197
WHY?
1201
01:00:19,365 --> 01:00:21,408
WHAT'S GOlNG ON?
1202
01:00:21,993 --> 01:00:23,243
"TELEGRAM, MlSS LlNDA EVANS.
1203
01:00:23,411 --> 01:00:25,912
lN THE lNTEREST OF OUR VlEWERS,
PLEASE STAY HOME.
1204
01:00:26,080 --> 01:00:27,205
STOP.
1205
01:00:27,373 --> 01:00:29,249
SlGNED, MARTHA ALSTON ."
1206
01:00:29,417 --> 01:00:30,959
"TELEGRAM TO SHARl LEWlS.
1207
01:00:31,127 --> 01:00:32,169
STOP.
1208
01:00:32,337 --> 01:00:33,837
l LlKE MY LAMB CHOPS RAW.
1209
01:00:34,005 --> 01:00:35,047
STOP.
1210
01:00:35,214 --> 01:00:36,423
SlGNED, MARTHA ALSTON ."
1211
01:00:36,591 --> 01:00:38,800
"TELEGRAM, MR. BlKlN l BEACH
SAN DlEGO."
1212
01:00:38,968 --> 01:00:40,719
WELL, l DON'T HAVE TO FlN lSH THAT.
1213
01:00:40,887 --> 01:00:41,970
WHY? WHAT DOES lT SAY?
1214
01:00:42,138 --> 01:00:43,221
YOU DON'T KNOW.
1215
01:00:43,389 --> 01:00:44,556
NO, l DON'T KNOW WHAT lT SAYS.
1216
01:00:44,724 --> 01:00:45,682
TELL ME WHAT lT SAYS, DlCK.
1217
01:00:45,850 --> 01:00:47,434
"MR. BlKlN l BEACH SAN DlEGO.
1218
01:00:47,602 --> 01:00:48,810
STOP.
1219
01:00:48,978 --> 01:00:50,187
BLOW ME, MUSCLE MAN .
1220
01:00:50,355 --> 01:00:51,647
SlGNED, MARTHA ALSTON ."
1221
01:00:51,814 --> 01:00:53,065
"BLOW ME, MUSCLE MAN"?
1222
01:00:53,232 --> 01:00:54,441
l DlDN'T SEND THOSE TELEGRAMS.
1223
01:00:54,609 --> 01:00:56,652
DlCK, YOU KNOW l DlDN'T SEND
THOSE TELEGRAMS, RlGHT?
1224
01:00:56,819 --> 01:00:57,903
NOW, LOOK, MARTHA.
1225
01:00:58,071 --> 01:01:00,405
WE KNOW THAT PEOPLE HAVE
BEEN COVERlNG FOR YOU, OKAY?
1226
01:01:00,573 --> 01:01:02,199
l TALKED TO THE CH lCKEN, OKAY?
1227
01:01:02,367 --> 01:01:04,993
BUT THESE, THESE--TOO MUCH .
1228
01:01:05,161 --> 01:01:06,119
NO!
1229
01:01:06,287 --> 01:01:07,537
l DlDN'T SEND THOSE TELEGRAMS!
1230
01:01:07,705 --> 01:01:09,164
l Dl--WH lTMAN CRAWFORD
SENT THOSE TELEGRAMS!
1231
01:01:09,332 --> 01:01:10,666
JANE, TELL H lM ABOUT WH lTMAN!
1232
01:01:10,833 --> 01:01:12,292
OH, WH lTMAN lS THE GUY
THAT SHE LOVES.
1233
01:01:12,460 --> 01:01:13,543
NO! l DON'T LOVE H lM!
1234
01:01:13,711 --> 01:01:15,796
HE'S--HE'S TRYlNG TO RU lN MY LlFE!
1235
01:01:15,963 --> 01:01:18,173
WALTER! YOU WERE AT THE OPERA.
1236
01:01:18,341 --> 01:01:20,842
TELL H lM WHAT HAPPENED AT THE OPERA.
1237
01:01:21,010 --> 01:01:22,260
SHE FAlNTED.
1238
01:01:22,428 --> 01:01:23,887
AAH! NO. HE'S lNSANE!
1239
01:01:24,055 --> 01:01:25,263
HE'S RU lN lNG MY LlFE!
1240
01:01:25,431 --> 01:01:26,848
HE SENDS ME GlFTS EVERY DAY.
1241
01:01:27,016 --> 01:01:28,266
HE SENT ME A FOOTBALL.
1242
01:01:28,434 --> 01:01:29,685
HE--H lS BUTT GOT BlGGER.
1243
01:01:29,852 --> 01:01:31,353
MARTHA, WE CAN'T HAVE ANY OF TH lS.
1244
01:01:31,521 --> 01:01:33,647
l NEED SOMEONE WHO
CAN HANDLE TH lS JOB.
1245
01:01:33,815 --> 01:01:34,981
DlCK.
1246
01:01:35,149 --> 01:01:36,525
NOW, MAYBE--MAYBE lT'S
BECAUSE OF TH lS NEW GUY. . .
1247
01:01:36,693 --> 01:01:37,943
DlCK, LlSTEN TO ME.
1248
01:01:38,111 --> 01:01:39,695
THAT YOU'VE BEEN SEElNG HAS
BEEN CAUSlNG TH lS, BUT MARTHA,
1249
01:01:39,862 --> 01:01:41,071
THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM.
1250
01:01:41,239 --> 01:01:43,031
HOSTlNG TH lS SHOW lS MY PROBLEM,
1251
01:01:43,199 --> 01:01:45,867
AND l NEED SOMEONE WHO CAN
HELP ME TO DO JUST THAT.
1252
01:01:46,035 --> 01:01:47,160
WHAT ARE YOU SAYlNG, DlCK?
1253
01:01:47,328 --> 01:01:48,704
l'M SAYlNG THAT YOU NEED TO--
1254
01:01:48,871 --> 01:01:51,206
NO, l'M SAYlNG YOU'RE
GOlNG TO TAKE SOME TlME OFF,
1255
01:01:51,374 --> 01:01:53,083
A LONG TlME OFF, OKAY?
1256
01:01:53,251 --> 01:01:55,252
l HOPE YOU CAN SOLVE
YOUR PROBLEMS, MARTHA,
1257
01:01:55,420 --> 01:01:57,671
BUT YA AlN'T GONNA BE DOlNG lT HERE.
1258
01:01:57,839 --> 01:01:59,381
♪♪♪
1259
01:01:59,549 --> 01:02:00,674
[lnhales]
ENERGY.
1260
01:02:00,842 --> 01:02:01,842
ENERGY.
1261
01:02:02,009 --> 01:02:04,219
[Exhales]
1262
01:02:04,387 --> 01:02:05,929
DlCK, WAlT.
1263
01:02:06,097 --> 01:02:08,348
[Announcer]
LADlES AND GENTLEMEN,
PLEASE GlVE A WARM WELCOME
1264
01:02:08,516 --> 01:02:10,475
TO THE HOSTS OF DAYBREAK SAN DlEGO,
1265
01:02:10,643 --> 01:02:13,353
DlCK BRAXTON AND NANCY CULPEPPER.
1266
01:02:14,480 --> 01:02:16,440
[Tires Screeching]
1267
01:02:16,899 --> 01:02:48,722
♪♪♪
1268
01:02:49,056 --> 01:02:50,640
MOM!
DAD!
1269
01:02:50,808 --> 01:02:52,058
OH, H l, HONEY.
1270
01:02:52,226 --> 01:02:54,144
THANKS FOR COMlNG BY TO SEE US OFF.
1271
01:02:54,312 --> 01:02:55,771
WHAT DO YOU--WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
1272
01:02:55,938 --> 01:02:56,938
CAN'T TALK NOW, SWEETHEART.
1273
01:02:57,106 --> 01:02:58,982
THE CAB WAS LATE, AND THE CRU lSE
SH lP'S GONNA LEAVE.
1274
01:02:59,150 --> 01:03:00,859
THANK WH lTMAN FOR THE TlCKETS.
1275
01:03:01,027 --> 01:03:03,236
[Mrs. Alston]
MEXlCO, HERE WE COME!
1276
01:03:03,404 --> 01:03:06,907
GOOD-BYE, HONEY!
BYE-BYE!
1277
01:03:07,950 --> 01:03:09,493
- BYE!
- BYE!
1278
01:03:09,660 --> 01:03:12,871
YOU CAN'T GO!
l NEED YOU!
1279
01:03:13,039 --> 01:03:15,248
MOMMY!
1280
01:03:18,127 --> 01:03:20,128
l'LL GO WlTH 'EM.
l'LL GO TO MEXlCO TOO.
1281
01:03:20,296 --> 01:03:21,296
THAT'S WHAT l'LL DO.
1282
01:03:21,464 --> 01:03:22,631
l'LL GRAB A FEW TH lNGS.
l'LL MEET 'EM AT THE PlER.
1283
01:03:22,799 --> 01:03:24,883
l'LL STOW AWAY.
l'LL SWlM lF l HAVE TO.
1284
01:03:25,301 --> 01:03:28,178
[Tires Screech]
1285
01:03:29,639 --> 01:03:32,808
[Tires Screeching]
1286
01:03:32,975 --> 01:03:35,602
[Tires Screech, Door Slams]
1287
01:03:41,234 --> 01:03:43,777
CRAZY lDlOT.
1288
01:03:44,987 --> 01:03:46,947
[Panting]
1289
01:03:56,415 --> 01:03:58,542
PERFECT.
1290
01:04:00,169 --> 01:04:02,879
YOU PLANN lNG ON GOlNG
SOMEWHERE, MlSS ALSTON?
1291
01:04:05,341 --> 01:04:08,301
YOU DlCK.
1292
01:04:09,971 --> 01:04:15,100
YOU STUPlD PRlVATE DlCK DlCK!
1293
01:04:15,268 --> 01:04:16,768
WHAT AM l PAYlNG YOU FOR?
1294
01:04:16,936 --> 01:04:18,270
YOU SAlD YOU'D KEEP H lM AWAY FROM ME.
1295
01:04:18,437 --> 01:04:19,604
WELL, KEEP H lM AWAY FROM ME.
1296
01:04:19,772 --> 01:04:21,064
DO WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO DO.
1297
01:04:21,232 --> 01:04:22,691
BUMP H lM. DUNK H lM. lCE H lM.
1298
01:04:22,859 --> 01:04:24,025
THE MONKEY!
1299
01:04:24,193 --> 01:04:26,862
THE BlG MOTHER-LOVlN' MONKEY!
1300
01:04:27,029 --> 01:04:29,573
OW!
1301
01:04:30,074 --> 01:04:32,868
DO YOU WANT MY
PROFESSlONAL OPlN lON, MlSS ALSTON?
1302
01:04:33,035 --> 01:04:35,829
WHAT?
1303
01:04:35,997 --> 01:04:38,540
GO WlTH H lM.
1304
01:04:38,708 --> 01:04:44,129
MY OPlN lON, TH lS lS A SWEET GUY.
HE LOVES YOU VERY MUCH .
1305
01:04:44,297 --> 01:04:45,630
GO WlTH H lM.
1306
01:04:45,798 --> 01:04:47,173
TELL YOU SOMETH lNG:
1307
01:04:47,341 --> 01:04:48,383
l TALKED TO WH lTMAN .
1308
01:04:48,551 --> 01:04:49,593
OKAY. STOP TALKlNG.
1309
01:04:49,760 --> 01:04:52,429
HEY, YOU'RE NOT SO SPEClAL, SlSTER.
YOU'RE LlKE EVERY OTHER DAME.
1310
01:04:52,597 --> 01:04:54,472
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU
WANT WHEN YOU WANT lT,
1311
01:04:54,640 --> 01:04:56,725
AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU GOT WHEN YOU GOT lT.
1312
01:04:56,893 --> 01:04:58,435
UH! NO.
1313
01:04:58,603 --> 01:05:01,646
THE TRUTH HURTS, SlSTER.
JUST MY PROFESSlONAL OPlN lON .
1314
01:05:01,814 --> 01:05:03,189
OKAY, WELL, HERE'S MY
PROFESSlONAL OPlN lON .
1315
01:05:03,357 --> 01:05:04,691
- YOU'RE FlRED!
- HA!
1316
01:05:04,859 --> 01:05:06,234
YOU CAN'T FlRE ME.
1317
01:05:06,402 --> 01:05:08,111
[Laughs]
l'M WORKlN' FOR H lM NOW.
1318
01:05:08,279 --> 01:05:10,864
- YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
- OH, YEAH?
1319
01:05:11,032 --> 01:05:12,949
CHECK OUT THESE.
1320
01:05:13,117 --> 01:05:14,576
[Laughs]
COME ON, LlTTLE LADY.
1321
01:05:14,744 --> 01:05:15,702
NO. NO.
1322
01:05:15,870 --> 01:05:16,953
LET'S GO SEE H lM.
1323
01:05:17,121 --> 01:05:18,163
YEAH .
1324
01:05:18,331 --> 01:05:19,539
LlTTLE LADY, COME ON .
WE'RE GONNA GO SEE H lM.
1325
01:05:19,707 --> 01:05:20,790
NO. AND DON'T CALL ME LlTTLE LADY!
1326
01:05:20,958 --> 01:05:22,250
OHH!
1327
01:05:22,418 --> 01:05:23,335
OH!
1328
01:05:23,502 --> 01:05:24,628
HEY, WATCH OUT!
1329
01:05:24,795 --> 01:05:26,755
[Brakes Screech]
1330
01:05:26,923 --> 01:05:28,924
[Screams]
1331
01:05:30,635 --> 01:05:31,718
OH, LOOK AT THAT.
1332
01:05:31,886 --> 01:05:33,345
SHE'S OUT LlKE A LlGHT.
1333
01:05:33,512 --> 01:05:34,763
FLOWERS FOR MlSS ALSTON?
1334
01:05:34,931 --> 01:05:37,599
THAT'S HER.
1335
01:05:38,851 --> 01:05:43,813
[Heart Monitor Beeping]
1336
01:05:52,865 --> 01:05:56,952
l'M HERE, BlG SlSTER.
ANN lE'S HERE.
1337
01:05:57,119 --> 01:05:58,328
lT'S ALL RlGHT.
1338
01:05:58,496 --> 01:06:00,038
MMM.
1339
01:06:00,206 --> 01:06:02,749
WELL, GOOD MORN lNG, SUNSH lNE.
1340
01:06:02,917 --> 01:06:04,751
OH, l'VE BEEN WAlTlN'
FOR YOU TO WAKE UP.
1341
01:06:04,919 --> 01:06:06,836
l'VE BEEN HERE SlNCE lT HAPPENED.
1342
01:06:07,004 --> 01:06:08,129
MMM.
1343
01:06:08,297 --> 01:06:09,422
OH, MARTHA, lT'S A MlRACLE
YOU WEREN'T BADLY HURT.
1344
01:06:09,590 --> 01:06:10,966
HMM.
1345
01:06:11,133 --> 01:06:14,260
[Chuckles]
OH, HONEY, l TH lNK l UNDERSTAND.
1346
01:06:14,428 --> 01:06:19,307
YOU MEET TH lS WONDERFUL GUY.
THEN YOU TH lNK YOU'VE LOST H lM.
1347
01:06:19,475 --> 01:06:23,228
STlLL, SU lClDE?
1348
01:06:23,688 --> 01:06:27,232
BUT lT'S ALL RlGHT NOW.
YOU DlDN'T LOSE WH lTMAN,
1349
01:06:27,400 --> 01:06:31,569
AND NOW YOU NEVER WlLL.
NEVER, NEVER, NEVER.
1350
01:06:31,737 --> 01:06:33,279
[Chuckles]
1351
01:06:33,447 --> 01:06:35,198
[Heart Monitor Beeping Rapidly]
NOW l'VE GOTTA GO.
1352
01:06:35,366 --> 01:06:36,825
[Door Opens]
1353
01:06:36,993 --> 01:06:39,160
STUART'S WAlTlNG FOR ME, JUST
LlKE WH lTMAN'S WAlTlNG FOR YOU .
1354
01:06:39,328 --> 01:06:40,370
WHO'S WAlTlNG?
1355
01:06:40,538 --> 01:06:41,663
[Gasps]
OHH!
1356
01:06:41,831 --> 01:06:42,998
UHH--
1357
01:06:43,165 --> 01:06:43,999
[Annie]
ALL RlGHTY.
1358
01:06:44,166 --> 01:06:45,166
YOU TAKE GOOD CARE OF HER,
WH lTMAN .
1359
01:06:45,334 --> 01:06:46,167
UHH--
1360
01:06:46,335 --> 01:06:47,168
BYE-BYE.
1361
01:06:47,336 --> 01:06:48,545
BYE.
BYE, SlS.
1362
01:06:48,713 --> 01:06:50,630
UHH--
1363
01:06:51,549 --> 01:06:53,717
[Groans]
1364
01:06:54,135 --> 01:06:55,927
[Whispering]
QU lET.
1365
01:06:56,095 --> 01:06:58,179
HERE, LlSTEN TO TH lS.
1366
01:07:00,266 --> 01:07:03,810
♪ l WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE lS ♪
1367
01:07:03,978 --> 01:07:08,314
♪ l WANT YOU TO SHOW ME ♪
1368
01:07:08,482 --> 01:07:12,694
♪ l WANNA FEEL WHAT LOVE lS ♪♪
1369
01:07:12,862 --> 01:07:15,739
[Whispers]
l KNOW YOU CAN SHOW ME.
1370
01:07:16,365 --> 01:07:19,701
GOD, YOU LOOK SEXY
lN THAT LlTTLE HAT.
1371
01:07:23,205 --> 01:07:25,540
OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH .
1372
01:07:25,708 --> 01:07:28,293
OH .
1373
01:07:36,385 --> 01:07:41,306
[Snoring]
1374
01:07:42,433 --> 01:07:46,936
[Groaning, Snoring]
1375
01:07:52,234 --> 01:08:19,094
[Snoring Continues]
1376
01:08:29,647 --> 01:08:32,107
[Rhythmic Snoring]
1377
01:08:32,274 --> 01:08:35,693
[Snore]
1378
01:08:35,861 --> 01:08:37,112
[Creaks]
1379
01:08:37,279 --> 01:08:38,238
[Snore]
1380
01:08:38,405 --> 01:08:40,907
[Creaks]
1381
01:08:41,075 --> 01:08:43,952
[Snore, Snore, Snore, Snore]
[Creak, Creak, Creak, Creak]
1382
01:08:44,120 --> 01:08:47,747
[Long Snore, Exhales]
[Creaking Stops]
1383
01:08:49,416 --> 01:08:53,253
[Snoring]
1384
01:08:54,171 --> 01:08:56,798
[Softly]
YEAH .
1385
01:09:05,432 --> 01:09:06,266
[Grunting]
1386
01:09:06,433 --> 01:09:08,893
STUPlD RlNG.
1387
01:09:09,061 --> 01:09:12,397
[Moaning]
1388
01:09:12,565 --> 01:09:16,151
[Gasps]
MARTHA!
MARTHA!
1389
01:09:16,318 --> 01:09:18,236
HONEY!
HELP!
1390
01:09:18,404 --> 01:09:21,156
THE SU lClDE'S LOOSE!
1391
01:09:21,323 --> 01:09:23,491
[Martha]
SOMEBODY HELP!
1392
01:09:24,201 --> 01:09:26,369
HEY! STOP!
1393
01:09:27,288 --> 01:09:28,371
HEY, YOU NEED A RlDE, MlSS?
1394
01:09:28,539 --> 01:09:29,747
YEAH . YEAH .
1395
01:09:29,915 --> 01:09:31,082
HERE. HOP ON lN .
1396
01:09:31,250 --> 01:09:32,208
OH, GOD.
THANKS.
1397
01:09:32,376 --> 01:09:33,209
THANKS.
1398
01:09:33,377 --> 01:09:34,252
YOU OKAY?
1399
01:09:34,420 --> 01:09:36,379
GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!
1400
01:09:37,464 --> 01:09:41,843
MARTHA? HONEY?
l'M RlGHT HERE.
1401
01:09:42,011 --> 01:09:44,137
DON'T LEAVE THE LOVE ZONE.
1402
01:09:44,763 --> 01:09:45,972
OH, THANK YOU SO--
1403
01:09:46,140 --> 01:09:47,390
UH-OH .
1404
01:09:47,558 --> 01:09:48,558
WHOA!
1405
01:09:48,726 --> 01:09:50,977
[lnga]
l WARNED YOU NOT TO
GET lN THE WAY OF A COSMlC
1406
01:09:51,145 --> 01:09:53,271
KlND OF LOVE, WlTCH lE.
1407
01:09:53,814 --> 01:09:55,398
[Grunting]
REST YOUR HEAD.
1408
01:09:55,566 --> 01:09:56,733
DON'T BE N lCE TO HER!
1409
01:09:56,901 --> 01:09:58,943
DON'T YOU BE N lCE TO HER, BOB!
1410
01:09:59,820 --> 01:10:02,030
- l'M SORRY.
- PULL HER HAlR!
1411
01:10:02,198 --> 01:10:03,031
BUT--
1412
01:10:03,199 --> 01:10:04,199
JUST DO lT!
1413
01:10:04,366 --> 01:10:05,325
[Grunts]
OW!
1414
01:10:05,492 --> 01:10:07,452
OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!
1415
01:10:07,620 --> 01:10:10,205
[Screams]
1416
01:10:13,626 --> 01:10:15,585
[Martha]
OW. OW. OW.
1417
01:10:15,753 --> 01:10:17,253
[lnga]
HARDER.
1418
01:10:17,421 --> 01:10:19,672
PULL lT HARDER!
1419
01:10:20,883 --> 01:10:24,928
♪♪♪
1420
01:10:25,095 --> 01:10:26,221
[Martha]
WHAT ARE YOU DOlNG, BOB?
1421
01:10:26,388 --> 01:10:27,722
[lnga]
HOLD HER DOWN, BOB!
1422
01:10:27,890 --> 01:10:29,515
GET HER SECURE!
1423
01:10:29,683 --> 01:10:33,686
MAKE THOSE KNOTS N lCE AND TlGHT!
1424
01:10:37,733 --> 01:10:40,610
WHAT ARE YOU DO--WHY ARE YOU
ALWAYS PUTTlNG STlCKY STUFF ON ME?
1425
01:10:40,778 --> 01:10:42,320
GlVE ME THE ANTS, BOB.
1426
01:10:42,488 --> 01:10:44,530
ANTS? WHAT ANTS?
1427
01:10:45,616 --> 01:10:50,328
PREPARE TO BE CONSUMED,
MARTHA ALSTON .
1428
01:10:50,496 --> 01:10:53,164
PREPARE TO BE--
1429
01:10:54,625 --> 01:10:56,834
[Grunting]
1430
01:10:57,294 --> 01:11:01,381
OH, GOD!
THEY'RE DEAD, BOB.
1431
01:11:01,548 --> 01:11:03,216
- THEY ARE?
- YES, BOB, THEY ARE.
1432
01:11:03,384 --> 01:11:04,592
DlDN'T YOU FEED THEM?
1433
01:11:04,760 --> 01:11:06,469
l THOUGHT THAT YOU SAlD
THAT YOU WANTED THEM HUNGRY.
1434
01:11:06,637 --> 01:11:10,598
HUNGRY, BOB!
NOT DEAD!
1435
01:11:10,766 --> 01:11:12,350
NOW WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
1436
01:11:12,518 --> 01:11:14,352
WE COULD, UH--WE COULD,
UH, RESCHEDULE.
1437
01:11:14,520 --> 01:11:16,396
LlKE MAYBE NEXT TUESDAY
lS GOOD FOR ME.
1438
01:11:16,563 --> 01:11:17,605
HMM?
1439
01:11:17,773 --> 01:11:20,233
DREAM ON, LlTTLE BEAUTY!
1440
01:11:21,026 --> 01:11:22,902
GUESS WE'LL JUST HAVE
TO CUT HER HEART OUT.
1441
01:11:23,070 --> 01:11:24,279
ARE YOU OKAY WlTH THAT?
1442
01:11:24,446 --> 01:11:25,613
NO, BOB!
1443
01:11:25,781 --> 01:11:27,448
l WANTED HER EATEN BY ANTS,
1444
01:11:27,616 --> 01:11:30,660
BUT TH lS lS OBVlOUSLY
THE BEST WE'RE GONNA DO!
1445
01:11:30,828 --> 01:11:33,246
HOLD HER DOWN, BOB!
1446
01:11:34,206 --> 01:11:36,082
[Martha]
TH lNK ABOUT TH lS, 'CAUSE,
YOU KNOW, THE ANT lDEA WAS GOOD.
1447
01:11:36,250 --> 01:11:37,458
l KlNDA LlKED THE ANT lDEA.
1448
01:11:37,626 --> 01:11:38,710
OKAY, WE COULD--
1449
01:11:38,877 --> 01:11:40,712
lNGA!
1450
01:11:41,213 --> 01:11:43,548
- WH lTMAN!
- WH lTMAN!
- WH lTMAN!
1451
01:11:45,134 --> 01:11:47,593
PUT THE KN lFE DOWN, lNGA.
1452
01:11:47,761 --> 01:11:48,803
NO.
1453
01:11:48,971 --> 01:11:52,223
SHE'S lN THE WAY, WH lT!
DON'T YA SEE THAT?
1454
01:11:52,391 --> 01:11:57,729
NO, lNGA, YOU'RE lN THE WAY.
MARTHA AND l LOVE EACH OTHER.
1455
01:11:58,272 --> 01:11:59,647
WE DON'T. l DON'T.
1456
01:11:59,815 --> 01:12:01,024
[Sobs]
1457
01:12:01,191 --> 01:12:03,651
WE ARE GOlNG TO BU lLD A LlFE
UNTO EACH OTHER.
1458
01:12:03,819 --> 01:12:08,072
lF YOU TRY TO GET BETWEEN US,
l'LL PUT YOU OUT THE DOOR.
1459
01:12:09,074 --> 01:12:14,579
NOW, FOR THE LAST TlME,
PUT DOWN THE KN lFE.
1460
01:12:18,292 --> 01:12:23,713
NEVER! NEVER!
NEVER!
1461
01:12:25,674 --> 01:12:27,050
[Gunshot]
1462
01:12:27,217 --> 01:12:29,302
[Yowls]
1463
01:12:30,220 --> 01:12:32,347
[Blowing]
1464
01:12:34,016 --> 01:12:36,768
GOD, YOU'RE BlTCH lN', WH lT.
1465
01:12:37,561 --> 01:12:39,479
[lnga Grunts]
1466
01:12:39,646 --> 01:12:40,646
OOH, SAVE HER!
1467
01:12:40,814 --> 01:12:41,981
DON'T LET H lM TAKE HER!
1468
01:12:42,149 --> 01:12:45,443
[Cries]
l CAN'T LET
YOU TAKE HER, WH lTMAN .
1469
01:12:45,861 --> 01:12:48,237
DON'T MAKE ME SHOOT YOU, TOO, BOB.
1470
01:12:49,073 --> 01:12:50,907
OKAY.
1471
01:12:51,950 --> 01:12:53,534
[Cries]
MAYBE l SHOULD CALL AAA.
1472
01:12:53,702 --> 01:12:56,204
NO, l'M NOT A CAR, YOU--
1473
01:12:56,372 --> 01:12:57,538
OW! OW! OW!
1474
01:12:57,706 --> 01:12:59,040
OOH-HOO-HOO HOO!
1475
01:12:59,208 --> 01:13:00,833
[Crying]
TH lNK ABOUT SOMETH lNG ELSE.
1476
01:13:02,044 --> 01:13:03,378
[lnga Cries]
NOT N lCE!
1477
01:13:03,545 --> 01:13:05,171
NOT N lCE.
1478
01:13:05,339 --> 01:13:07,131
[Crying]
1479
01:13:07,299 --> 01:13:10,009
l'LL GET YOU, YOU TRAMP!
1480
01:13:10,803 --> 01:13:12,887
l LOVE YOU .
1481
01:13:13,055 --> 01:13:16,099
[Sobs]
1482
01:13:16,266 --> 01:13:19,018
[Cries]
1483
01:13:19,728 --> 01:13:22,397
[Whitman]
OH, lNGA'S GONNA BE JUST FlNE.
1484
01:13:22,564 --> 01:13:23,523
[Martha]
PUT ME DOWN .
1485
01:13:23,690 --> 01:13:24,857
NO, NO, NO.
1486
01:13:25,025 --> 01:13:27,735
LAST TlME l LET YOU OUT OF MY
SlGHT, THERE WAS A SU lClDE ATTEMPT.
1487
01:13:27,903 --> 01:13:29,654
WHAT WAS TH lS, SOME
KlND OF HUMAN SACRlFlCE?
1488
01:13:29,822 --> 01:13:31,364
YOU NEED TAKlNG CARE OF, DEAR.
1489
01:13:31,532 --> 01:13:34,117
WH lTMAN .
1490
01:13:34,660 --> 01:13:36,702
[Groans]
1491
01:13:38,747 --> 01:13:43,543
- WHAT lS TH lS?
- TH lS lS AN R.V., HONEY.
1492
01:13:44,920 --> 01:13:49,215
- WHOSE R.V.?
- OURS.
1493
01:13:49,758 --> 01:13:52,260
l THOUGHT WE COULD
USE A FAMlLY VEH lCLE.
1494
01:13:52,428 --> 01:13:57,390
- FOR WHAT?
- FOR OUR LlTTLE FAMlLY.
1495
01:13:59,101 --> 01:14:00,893
SAY HELLO TO MAMA, KlDS.
1496
01:14:01,061 --> 01:14:02,979
[Children Together]
HOLA, MAMA.
1497
01:14:04,356 --> 01:14:07,233
THAT'S LlTTLE N lCOLE,
AND THAT'S CODY.
1498
01:14:07,401 --> 01:14:08,734
[Chuckles]
AREN'T THEY CUTE?
1499
01:14:08,902 --> 01:14:10,319
THEY'RE CONSUELA'S KlDS.
1500
01:14:10,487 --> 01:14:11,946
YOU REMEMBER.
MOM'S HOUSEKEEPER.
1501
01:14:12,114 --> 01:14:15,408
[Chuckling]
YEAH .
1502
01:14:16,034 --> 01:14:17,368
OH, GOD, WH lTMAN .
1503
01:14:17,536 --> 01:14:18,870
HMM.
1504
01:14:19,037 --> 01:14:21,956
WELL, l KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TH lNKlN'.
l ALWAYS DO.
1505
01:14:22,124 --> 01:14:23,249
YOU'RE TH lNKlN', "WH lT,
1506
01:14:23,417 --> 01:14:25,626
HOW COME WE AREN'T
HAVlNG KlDS OF OUR OWN?"
1507
01:14:25,794 --> 01:14:29,046
WELL, THEY'RE JUST TO PRlME
THE PUMP A LlTTLE BlT.
1508
01:14:29,214 --> 01:14:33,718
WE'RE GONNA BEGlN OUR OWN FAMlLY
JUST AS SOON AS WE ARE MARRlED.
1509
01:14:33,886 --> 01:14:35,761
- Sl .
- YEAH .
1510
01:14:36,472 --> 01:14:38,264
WHAT?
1511
01:14:38,432 --> 01:14:40,141
[Clears Throat]
THAT'S RlGHT.
1512
01:14:40,309 --> 01:14:44,645
lN SlX HOURS, YOU AND l WlLL
BE WED lN LOS CABOS, MEXlCO,
1513
01:14:44,813 --> 01:14:50,026
AT A BEAUTlFUL LlTTLE CHURCH
CALLED SAlNT MARGARET OF THE GOATS.
1514
01:14:50,486 --> 01:14:51,694
SEE?
1515
01:14:51,862 --> 01:14:55,031
NO PESKY BLOOD TESTS
TO SLOW US UP THERE!
1516
01:14:55,199 --> 01:14:56,824
AH, LET'S GET ON THE ROAD.
1517
01:14:56,992 --> 01:14:58,367
HERE WE GO!
1518
01:14:58,535 --> 01:14:59,619
OKAY, THAT'S lT.
1519
01:14:59,786 --> 01:15:02,830
CH lLDREN, COME WlTH, UH, ME--
1520
01:15:02,998 --> 01:15:05,374
UH, POQU lTO LlTTLE CH lLDREN, UM--
1521
01:15:05,542 --> 01:15:08,211
NOS VAMOS A QUEDAR AQU l .
1522
01:15:09,671 --> 01:15:12,006
[Clears Throat]
NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
1523
01:15:12,174 --> 01:15:15,176
NO, LlTTLE MOTHER.
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
1524
01:15:20,307 --> 01:15:22,475
ARE YOU KlDDlNG?
1525
01:15:22,643 --> 01:15:23,726
LlTTLE JOKlE?
1526
01:15:23,894 --> 01:15:26,354
EL JOKO?
1527
01:15:26,522 --> 01:15:28,648
NO MORE QUESTlONS, LlTTLE MOTHER.
1528
01:15:28,815 --> 01:15:30,399
ALL RlGHT, ALL RlGHT.
COME ON .
1529
01:15:30,567 --> 01:15:31,651
LET'S BREAK lT UP.
1530
01:15:31,818 --> 01:15:33,528
lSSUES OF CONTROL
HAPPEN WHEN WE'RE TlRED.
1531
01:15:33,695 --> 01:15:38,282
CAN'T YOU SEE, KlDS, THAT YOUR
MOTHER lS JUST ALL WORN OUT?
1532
01:15:38,909 --> 01:15:40,952
[Chuckles]
DON'T BE LlKE THAT.
1533
01:15:46,500 --> 01:15:47,833
[Martha]
l DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU
DlD TO THESE KlDS,
1534
01:15:48,001 --> 01:15:50,294
BUT l AM GONNA FlND A WAY OUT
AND TAKE 'EM WlTH ME.
1535
01:15:50,462 --> 01:15:51,546
l AM.
1536
01:15:51,713 --> 01:15:53,422
YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET AWAY WlTH TH lS.
1537
01:15:53,590 --> 01:15:59,554
HONEY, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
TH lS FAMlLY lS A LEGEND lN THE MAKlNG.
1538
01:15:59,721 --> 01:16:00,805
MM-HMM.
1539
01:16:00,973 --> 01:16:02,056
l MEAN, JUST LOOK.
1540
01:16:02,224 --> 01:16:03,391
[Children Giggling]
1541
01:16:03,559 --> 01:16:04,934
lT WAS AN ACT OF FATE
THAT WE EVEN MET.
1542
01:16:05,102 --> 01:16:06,227
KlDS?
1543
01:16:06,395 --> 01:16:08,396
YOU WANNA HEAR HOW
YOUR MOTHER AND l MET?
1544
01:16:08,564 --> 01:16:10,898
[Both]
YES, DAD.
1545
01:16:11,066 --> 01:16:12,817
l WAS lN A BAR,
1546
01:16:12,985 --> 01:16:15,945
AND l PLAYED HER FAVORlTE SONG.
1547
01:16:16,113 --> 01:16:17,238
HMM.
1548
01:16:17,406 --> 01:16:18,406
BY ACClDENT.
1549
01:16:18,574 --> 01:16:20,199
[Laughing]
1550
01:16:20,367 --> 01:16:22,910
YEAH, H lT THE WRONG
BUTTON, BUT FROM THAT POlNT ON,
1551
01:16:23,078 --> 01:16:26,914
WE WERE ON EACH OTHER
LlKE A COUPLE OF WEASELS.
1552
01:16:27,082 --> 01:16:31,460
MORAL OF THAT STORY lS,
ACClDENTS ARE THE DlRT
1553
01:16:31,628 --> 01:16:33,796
THAT LEGENDS GROW OUT OF.
1554
01:16:36,883 --> 01:16:38,593
[Cody Speaking Spanish]
1555
01:16:38,760 --> 01:16:39,927
[Whitman]
HUH?
1556
01:16:40,095 --> 01:16:41,262
COME ON, HONEY.
1557
01:16:41,430 --> 01:16:44,724
♪♪♪
1558
01:16:44,891 --> 01:16:48,102
YOU LOOK LOVELY lN THE CLOTHES
THAT l PlCKED OUT FOR YOU .
1559
01:16:48,270 --> 01:16:49,895
l FEEL FUNNY.
1560
01:16:50,063 --> 01:16:51,063
DO YA?
1561
01:16:51,231 --> 01:16:54,650
WELL, l TOOK THE LlBERTY OF
SLlPPlNG A LlTTLE RELAXANT
1562
01:16:54,818 --> 01:16:56,611
lNTO YOUR WATER.
1563
01:16:56,778 --> 01:16:59,363
[Clears Throat]
l THOUGHT YOU MlGHT BE
A LlTTLE TENSE.
1564
01:16:59,531 --> 01:17:01,532
NOW--OH, THAT'S
NOTH lNG SCARY, DARLlNG,
1565
01:17:01,700 --> 01:17:04,660
JUST A LlTTLE MlXTURE
THAT l CAME UP WlTH :
1566
01:17:04,828 --> 01:17:09,999
A LlTTLE, UH, CHAMOMlLE
AND SOME, UH, L.S.D.
1567
01:17:10,167 --> 01:17:12,543
[Exhales]
OKAY, THAT WOULD W--
1568
01:17:12,711 --> 01:17:15,963
THAT WOULD BE WHY l'M
SEElNG WORMS ON YOUR FACE.
1569
01:17:16,131 --> 01:17:18,007
[Chuckles]
1570
01:17:20,510 --> 01:17:23,137
KlDS! WE'RE GETTlN' CLOSE!
1571
01:17:23,305 --> 01:17:24,764
[Children]
ALL RlGHT, DAD.
1572
01:17:24,931 --> 01:17:26,098
UH--
1573
01:17:26,266 --> 01:17:28,351
[Laughing]
1574
01:17:28,518 --> 01:17:31,687
SO WHEN l--WHEN l WAS
DRlNKlN' THE--THE--THE--THE--
1575
01:17:31,855 --> 01:17:32,897
THE TEA?
1576
01:17:33,065 --> 01:17:34,732
[Laughing]
1577
01:17:34,900 --> 01:17:36,275
YOU'RE GETTlN' lN TOUCH
WlTH YOUR JOY.
1578
01:17:36,443 --> 01:17:38,944
[Laughing]
1579
01:17:42,074 --> 01:17:43,658
OH, YOU'RE GONNA GET
ME STARTED NOW.
1580
01:17:43,825 --> 01:17:45,201
YEAH .
1581
01:17:45,369 --> 01:17:46,994
[Laughing Continues]
1582
01:17:47,162 --> 01:17:48,621
[Laughs]
WHOA!
1583
01:17:48,789 --> 01:17:49,997
WHOA!
1584
01:17:50,165 --> 01:17:52,625
[Both Laughing]
1585
01:17:55,337 --> 01:17:57,672
GOD, lT'S GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK!
1586
01:17:57,839 --> 01:17:59,006
l'M GONNA KlLL YA!
1587
01:17:59,174 --> 01:18:01,217
[Laughing Loudly]
1588
01:18:01,385 --> 01:18:03,761
NO, YOU'RE NOT.
1589
01:18:03,929 --> 01:18:06,013
YES, l A--
1590
01:18:06,181 --> 01:18:07,848
[Laughing]
NO, YOU'RE NOT.
1591
01:18:08,016 --> 01:18:09,308
l'M GONNA KlLL YA.
1592
01:18:09,476 --> 01:18:12,353
WHOA, WELL, l'LL JUST
HAVE TO LOVE YA AS A GHOST,
1593
01:18:12,521 --> 01:18:15,981
AND, UH, YOU COULD HAVE
DREADLOCKS LlKE WHOOPl GOLDBERG.
1594
01:18:16,149 --> 01:18:18,651
[Both Laughing]
1595
01:18:20,737 --> 01:18:23,531
DlD YOU LlKE THAT?
1596
01:18:25,534 --> 01:18:27,535
l'M GONNA BE SlCK.
1597
01:18:27,703 --> 01:18:29,120
WELL, lN SlCKNESS
AND lN HEALTH, DEA--
1598
01:18:29,287 --> 01:18:30,454
NO. WHOA.
1599
01:18:30,622 --> 01:18:31,706
NOW, THAT'S A LlTTLE--
1600
01:18:31,873 --> 01:18:32,873
COME HERE.
1601
01:18:33,041 --> 01:18:33,999
NOW, WE DON'T REALLY WALK--
1602
01:18:34,167 --> 01:18:35,376
UH, OKAY.
1603
01:18:35,544 --> 01:18:37,712
OH, UH, KlDS, KlDS!
1604
01:18:38,755 --> 01:18:40,756
[Cody Speaking Spanish]
1605
01:18:40,924 --> 01:18:42,883
[Nicole]
MOMMY, WHERE ARE YOU GOlNG?
1606
01:18:50,225 --> 01:18:53,352
[Sighs]
1607
01:18:55,272 --> 01:18:56,480
DARLlNG.
1608
01:18:56,648 --> 01:18:57,732
N lCOLE.
1609
01:18:57,899 --> 01:19:01,944
GO ON OUTSlDE AND FlND A LlZARD.
1610
01:19:02,696 --> 01:19:05,281
BE QU lCK.
1611
01:19:07,033 --> 01:19:09,160
[Whitman]
WHERE'S MOMMY, N lCOLE?
1612
01:19:09,327 --> 01:19:11,412
[Nicole]
SHE'S WASH lNG HER HANDS
AND FACE.
1613
01:19:11,580 --> 01:19:14,540
l TH lNK SHE'S HAVlNG
A BAD TRlP, DADDY.
1614
01:19:23,925 --> 01:19:26,177
[Coin Drops]
1615
01:19:35,270 --> 01:19:38,564
[Phone Ringing]
1616
01:19:47,616 --> 01:19:49,116
HELLO.
1617
01:19:49,284 --> 01:19:50,159
[Whispering]
WALTER.
1618
01:19:50,327 --> 01:19:51,160
lT'S MARTHA.
1619
01:19:51,328 --> 01:19:52,828
OH . YEAH .
1620
01:19:52,996 --> 01:19:54,997
l WANNA CONGRATULATE YOU
ON YOUR WEDDlNG, MARTHA.
1621
01:19:55,165 --> 01:19:56,499
YOUR HAPPlNESS MEANS A LOT TO ME.
1622
01:19:56,666 --> 01:19:57,666
SHUT UP.
LlSTEN TO ME.
1623
01:19:57,834 --> 01:19:58,918
SHUT UP.
1624
01:19:59,085 --> 01:20:00,586
HERE'S WHAT l WANT YA TO DO.
1625
01:20:00,754 --> 01:20:04,256
l WANT YOU TO GET ON A PLANE.
JUST GET ON A PLANE AND FLY FAST.
1626
01:20:04,424 --> 01:20:06,926
COME TO, UH, LOS CABOS.
1627
01:20:07,093 --> 01:20:08,302
LOS CABOS.
1628
01:20:08,470 --> 01:20:11,514
BUY A GUN AND MEET ME
AT A CHURCH .
1629
01:20:11,681 --> 01:20:13,808
WH lTMAN SAlD YOU MlGHT
TRY SOMETH lNG LlKE TH lS,
1630
01:20:13,975 --> 01:20:17,436
THAT YOU'D DO ANYTH lNG TO
SABOTAGE YOUR OWN HAPPlNESS.
1631
01:20:17,979 --> 01:20:18,896
GOAT!
1632
01:20:19,064 --> 01:20:19,897
SHH .
1633
01:20:20,065 --> 01:20:21,148
GOATS.
1634
01:20:21,316 --> 01:20:22,274
SAlNT MARGARET OF THE GOATS.
1635
01:20:22,442 --> 01:20:23,859
MARTHA, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SPEAK UP.
l CAN'T HEAR.
1636
01:20:24,027 --> 01:20:25,110
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
TO SPEAK UP A LlTTLE.
1637
01:20:25,278 --> 01:20:26,612
l CAN'T HEAR YOU VERY WELL.
1638
01:20:26,780 --> 01:20:28,072
lT'S A LlTTLE NOlSY HERE.
1639
01:20:28,240 --> 01:20:30,616
l NEED YOU TO SPEAK UP
A LlTTLE LOUDER FOR ME.
1640
01:20:30,784 --> 01:20:31,826
[Woman]
TH lS lS THE OPERATOR.
1641
01:20:31,993 --> 01:20:33,160
YOUR TlME lS UP.
1642
01:20:33,328 --> 01:20:35,704
lF YOU WANT TO CONTlNUE,
PLEASE MAKE ANOTHER DEPOSlT.
1643
01:20:35,872 --> 01:20:38,457
HELLO? HELLO?
1644
01:20:39,543 --> 01:20:49,385
♪♪♪
1645
01:20:49,553 --> 01:20:52,596
[Bleating]
1646
01:20:52,764 --> 01:20:57,017
[Church Bell Pealing]
1647
01:21:07,112 --> 01:21:09,029
[Nicole]
YOU LOOK BEAUTlFUL, SENORlTA.
1648
01:21:09,197 --> 01:21:10,197
[Martha]
THANK YOU .
1649
01:21:10,365 --> 01:21:13,325
LET'S GO OUT NOW.
1650
01:21:24,379 --> 01:21:31,343
[Children's Choir Singing ln Spanish]
1651
01:21:32,178 --> 01:21:34,805
[Bleating]
1652
01:21:34,973 --> 01:21:37,182
[Boy Soloist]
1653
01:21:37,350 --> 01:21:40,102
♪ lN MY LlFE ♪
1654
01:21:40,270 --> 01:21:44,481
♪ THERE'S BEEN HEARTACHE
AND PAlN ♪
1655
01:21:44,649 --> 01:21:47,735
♪ l DON'T KNOW ♪
1656
01:21:47,903 --> 01:21:53,574
♪ lF l CAN FACE lT AGAlN ♪
1657
01:21:53,742 --> 01:21:56,619
♪ CAN'T STOP NOW ♪
1658
01:21:56,786 --> 01:22:00,414
♪ l'VE TRAVELED TOO FAR ♪
1659
01:22:00,582 --> 01:22:07,546
♪ TO CHANGE TH lS LONELY LlFE ♪
1660
01:22:09,591 --> 01:22:13,427
♪ l WANT TO KNOW WHAT LOVE lS ♪
1661
01:22:13,595 --> 01:22:19,266
[Continuing ln Spanish]
1662
01:22:19,434 --> 01:22:23,270
♪ l WANT TO FEEL WHAT LOVE lS ♪
1663
01:22:23,438 --> 01:22:25,773
OH, YOU LOOK BEAUTlFUL, DEAR.
1664
01:22:25,941 --> 01:22:28,943
OH, TH lS lS THE HAPPlEST DAY
OF MY LlFE.
1665
01:22:29,110 --> 01:22:31,195
OHH .
1666
01:22:31,363 --> 01:22:32,863
♪ l WANT TO KNOW WHAT ♪
1667
01:22:33,031 --> 01:22:37,159
♪ LOVE lS ♪♪
1668
01:22:41,373 --> 01:22:43,791
FATHER, HELP ME.
1669
01:22:43,959 --> 01:22:47,294
BlENVEN lDOS, DAMAS Y CABALLEROS.
1670
01:22:47,462 --> 01:22:50,047
YA QUE EL NOVlO ESTA ANClOSO--
1671
01:22:50,215 --> 01:22:51,423
[Martha Thinking]
OKAY.
1672
01:22:51,591 --> 01:22:54,218
l GET THE POlNT.
lT'S BlGGER THAN ME.
1673
01:22:54,386 --> 01:22:56,345
YOU'VE WORN ME DOWN .
1674
01:22:56,513 --> 01:23:01,308
MAYBE TH lS COULD WORK.
WHAT THE HELL AM l SAYlNG?
1675
01:23:01,476 --> 01:23:03,978
l'VE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE.
l'VE GOTTA GET OUT OF TH lS.
1676
01:23:04,145 --> 01:23:08,107
TH lS CAN'T HAPPEN .
CAN lT?
1677
01:23:08,817 --> 01:23:13,404
WH lTMAN, ACEPTAS A MARTHA
COMO TU ESPOSA?
1678
01:23:13,571 --> 01:23:16,323
l DO.
1679
01:23:18,034 --> 01:23:30,295
MARTHA, ACEPTAS TU?
1680
01:23:33,925 --> 01:23:37,052
[Wind Blows]
1681
01:23:45,979 --> 01:23:47,646
WALTER!
1682
01:23:47,814 --> 01:23:50,315
MARTHA!
1683
01:23:51,317 --> 01:24:01,285
♪♪♪
1684
01:24:01,453 --> 01:24:04,038
AAH!
1685
01:24:04,205 --> 01:24:07,041
[Grunts]
1686
01:24:14,966 --> 01:24:17,843
[Crowd Gasping, Moaning]
1687
01:24:25,101 --> 01:24:26,977
GlMME THAT!
1688
01:24:27,145 --> 01:24:28,020
[Crowd Shouting]
1689
01:24:28,188 --> 01:24:29,063
DROP THE GUN, N lCOLE.
1690
01:24:29,230 --> 01:24:30,105
DROP THE GUN!
1691
01:24:30,273 --> 01:24:32,733
N lCOLE, DROP THE GU--
1692
01:24:33,359 --> 01:24:34,943
A WATER PlSTOL.
1693
01:24:35,111 --> 01:24:36,904
[Sputters]
1694
01:24:37,072 --> 01:24:38,072
HEADS UP, EVERYBODY.
1695
01:24:38,239 --> 01:24:39,573
SHE'S ON PHARMACEUTlCALS.
1696
01:24:39,741 --> 01:24:41,909
OH, MARTHA, ON YOUR WEDDlNG DAY?
1697
01:24:42,077 --> 01:24:43,869
OH, PUT THAT GUN DOWN, MARTHA.
1698
01:24:44,037 --> 01:24:45,537
TH lS lS NO TlME FOR PLAYlNG GAMES.
1699
01:24:45,705 --> 01:24:48,457
NOW, YOU GO RlGHT UP
THERE TH lS MlNUTE.
1700
01:24:50,919 --> 01:24:53,087
STOP THAT TAPPlNG.
1701
01:24:53,254 --> 01:24:54,338
[Gunshot]
1702
01:24:54,506 --> 01:24:55,464
[Ricocheting]
1703
01:24:55,632 --> 01:24:56,465
[Crowd Screaming]
1704
01:24:56,633 --> 01:24:58,509
OHH!
1705
01:24:58,676 --> 01:25:00,719
HONEY.
1706
01:25:00,887 --> 01:25:04,264
HONEY, lT'S GONNA BE ALL RlGHT.
1707
01:25:04,432 --> 01:25:05,974
STAY BACK!
DON'T TOUCH ME!
1708
01:25:06,643 --> 01:25:07,684
HEY.
1709
01:25:07,852 --> 01:25:10,979
l WASN'T GONNA TELL YA, BUT
l JUST BOUGHT US A BlG BOAT.
1710
01:25:11,147 --> 01:25:12,439
STOP TALKlNG.
STOP lT.
1711
01:25:12,607 --> 01:25:13,982
lMAGlNE THE NEXT--
1712
01:25:14,150 --> 01:25:15,317
BE QU lET. PLEASE.
1713
01:25:15,485 --> 01:25:16,652
TWO SOLlD YEARS AT SEA.
1714
01:25:16,820 --> 01:25:17,861
JUST YOU AND ME--
1715
01:25:18,029 --> 01:25:19,154
STOP TALKlNG, WH lTMAN .
1716
01:25:19,322 --> 01:25:20,322
MOTHER AND CONSUELA.
1717
01:25:20,490 --> 01:25:21,448
LlSTEN TO ME.
1718
01:25:21,616 --> 01:25:22,658
STOP TALKlNG.
1719
01:25:22,826 --> 01:25:23,867
lMAGlNE THE CHARADES.
1720
01:25:24,035 --> 01:25:25,285
lMAGlNE THE NATURAL CH lLDBlRTH .
1721
01:25:25,453 --> 01:25:27,621
- SHUT UP!
- OW!
1722
01:25:28,164 --> 01:25:32,960
OH, MARTHA, MY LOVE. OW.
1723
01:25:33,128 --> 01:25:34,128
l HAVE A GUN .
1724
01:25:34,295 --> 01:25:37,005
WH lTMAN, YOU HAVE TO LlSTEN TO ME.
LlSTEN TO ME.
1725
01:25:37,173 --> 01:25:39,633
l WANT MY LlFE BACK.
YOU HEAR ME?
1726
01:25:39,801 --> 01:25:40,926
l MlSS MY LlFE.
1727
01:25:41,094 --> 01:25:42,678
lT WAS A BEAUTlFUL LlFE,
AND l WANT lT BACK.
1728
01:25:42,846 --> 01:25:45,848
l WANT MYSELF BACK.
1729
01:25:49,644 --> 01:25:54,773
SO FOR THE LAST TlME, WH lTMAN,
lT'S OVER, YOU UNDERSTAND?
1730
01:25:55,608 --> 01:25:57,151
OVER.
1731
01:25:57,318 --> 01:26:01,989
OVER, OVER, OVER!
1732
01:26:02,157 --> 01:26:04,283
[Echoing]
OVER! OVER! OVER!
1733
01:26:12,000 --> 01:26:14,668
MARTHA, ARE YOU SAYlNG lT'S OVER?
1734
01:26:16,671 --> 01:26:19,715
GlMME THE CAR KEYS, WH lTMAN .
GlMME THE KEYS NOW.
1735
01:26:20,592 --> 01:26:25,762
MARTHA, YOU DON'T NEED CAR KEYS.
1736
01:26:25,930 --> 01:26:30,893
YOU JUST NEED A GREAT BlG HUG!
1737
01:26:31,060 --> 01:26:32,019
COME HERE!
1738
01:26:32,187 --> 01:26:34,062
[Gunshot]
1739
01:26:36,065 --> 01:26:38,817
[Match Strikes]
1740
01:26:45,742 --> 01:26:47,743
SO l SHOT H lM.
1741
01:26:47,911 --> 01:26:50,162
l MEAN, l CAN'T
BELlEVE lT MYSELF, BUT. . .
1742
01:26:50,330 --> 01:26:53,332
[Chuckles]
l SHOT H lM.
1743
01:26:54,042 --> 01:26:56,543
l MEAN, WHAT CHOlCE DlD l HAVE?
YOU KNOW?
1744
01:26:56,711 --> 01:26:59,671
HE RU lNED MY LlFE.
HE KlDNAPPED ME.
1745
01:26:59,839 --> 01:27:01,423
HE DRUGGED ME.
1746
01:27:01,591 --> 01:27:03,425
YOU CAN UNDERSTAND THAT, CAN'T YOU?
1747
01:27:03,593 --> 01:27:05,636
MM-HMM.
1748
01:27:07,680 --> 01:27:11,058
MALDlLTA MUJER MALVADA.
1749
01:27:11,226 --> 01:27:12,517
QUE Sl ENTENDEMOS?
1750
01:27:12,685 --> 01:27:13,769
CLARO QUE Sl .
1751
01:27:13,937 --> 01:27:15,103
Sl .
1752
01:27:15,271 --> 01:27:16,230
OH, WE UNDERSTAND.
1753
01:27:16,397 --> 01:27:17,564
MM-HMM.
1754
01:27:17,732 --> 01:27:19,316
YOU SHOT YOUR HUSBAND,
1755
01:27:19,484 --> 01:27:23,528
YOU SNOOTY, H lGHFALUTlN,
GO-TO-TOWN BlTCH!
1756
01:27:23,696 --> 01:27:26,448
ASESlNA!
1757
01:27:26,616 --> 01:27:29,201
l'M TAKlNG YOU lN .
1758
01:27:30,245 --> 01:27:33,038
[Barking]
1759
01:27:38,503 --> 01:27:40,087
lNSlDE.
lNSlDE.
1760
01:27:42,924 --> 01:27:44,258
OW.
1761
01:27:44,425 --> 01:27:47,219
ESTA ADENTRO, LA ASESlNA ESA.
1762
01:27:48,012 --> 01:27:50,138
[Grunting]
1763
01:27:50,306 --> 01:27:51,807
[lgnition Starts]
1764
01:27:51,975 --> 01:27:52,933
[Shouting]
HEY!
1765
01:27:53,101 --> 01:27:53,934
HEY.
1766
01:27:54,102 --> 01:27:55,352
HEY!
1767
01:27:55,520 --> 01:27:57,688
[Shouting ln Spanish]
1768
01:27:57,855 --> 01:27:59,022
[Air Hisses]
1769
01:27:59,190 --> 01:28:00,440
[Detective Speaking Spanish]
1770
01:28:00,608 --> 01:28:02,818
YOU--NO--l SHOT WH lTMAN!
YOU CAN'T DO TH lS.
1771
01:28:02,986 --> 01:28:06,113
[lmitating John Wayne]
YOU DlDN'T SHOOT
WH lTMAN CRAWFORD.
1772
01:28:06,572 --> 01:28:09,074
TH lNK BACK, PlLGRlM.
1773
01:28:09,242 --> 01:28:13,829
YOU WERE STANDlN' lN THE AlSLE,
AND YOU HAD THE DROP ON H lM.
1774
01:28:13,997 --> 01:28:18,959
GlMME THE CAR KEYS, WH lTMAN .
GlMME THE KEYS NOW.
1775
01:28:19,585 --> 01:28:22,379
YOU DON'T NEED CAR KEYS.
1776
01:28:22,547 --> 01:28:26,383
YOU JUST NEED A GREAT BlG HUG!
1777
01:28:26,551 --> 01:28:27,801
[Gunshot]
1778
01:28:27,969 --> 01:28:29,177
[Crowd Shouting, Screaming]
1779
01:28:29,345 --> 01:28:32,514
OH! OH, NO!
OHH!
1780
01:28:32,682 --> 01:28:33,890
HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL TH lS?
1781
01:28:34,058 --> 01:28:35,475
BOB TOLD ME.
1782
01:28:35,643 --> 01:28:37,602
BOB?
1783
01:28:39,397 --> 01:28:41,356
[Neighs]
1784
01:28:41,941 --> 01:28:56,997
♪♪♪
1785
01:28:57,165 --> 01:28:58,623
HEY, GUYS!
1786
01:28:58,791 --> 01:29:01,209
l BEEN FlGURlN' TH lS OUT, AND l
TH lNK THEY'RE GONNA BE WATCH lN'
1787
01:29:01,377 --> 01:29:05,088
THE MAlN ROADS, SO YOU'D BE
BETTER OFF CUTTlN' CROSS-COUNTRY.
1788
01:29:05,256 --> 01:29:06,506
l GOTTA GET BACK TO lNGA.
1789
01:29:06,674 --> 01:29:09,176
SHE'S BEEN DOlN' TEQU lLA SHOTS.
1790
01:29:09,344 --> 01:29:12,095
PROBABLY DOWN TO THE WORM BY NOW.
1791
01:29:13,389 --> 01:29:17,309
SO LONG, KlD.
THANKS, BOB.
1792
01:29:17,769 --> 01:29:19,019
DON'T GET ME WRONG.
1793
01:29:19,187 --> 01:29:22,314
l LOVE lNGA, BUT l COULDN'T
LET YOU TAKE THE FALL.
1794
01:29:23,524 --> 01:29:28,445
OF COURSE, TH lS DOESN'T MEAN l
WON'T HELP MY BABY HUNT YOU DOWN!
1795
01:29:29,364 --> 01:29:31,198
SURE.
1796
01:29:31,366 --> 01:29:34,159
LOVE'S WElRD.
1797
01:29:34,994 --> 01:29:36,870
l KNOW.
1798
01:29:37,038 --> 01:29:39,873
VAYA CON DlOS, MARTHA ALSTON .
1799
01:29:40,041 --> 01:29:41,333
ADlOS, BOB.
1800
01:29:41,501 --> 01:29:43,502
GOTTA GO,
GOTTA GO.
1801
01:29:46,547 --> 01:29:56,098
[Exhales]
1802
01:29:59,811 --> 01:30:05,649
♪♪♪
1803
01:30:05,817 --> 01:30:09,152
THANKS FOR BElN' THERE FOR ME
WHEN NO ONE ELSE WAS.
1804
01:30:13,491 --> 01:30:15,784
OKAY, MARTHA, THERE'S A TlME
FOR A HUG TO END, AND TH lS lS lT.
1805
01:30:15,952 --> 01:30:17,869
COME ON .
WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE.
1806
01:30:18,037 --> 01:30:19,162
COME ON .
1807
01:30:19,330 --> 01:30:21,873
[Chuckles]
1808
01:30:22,583 --> 01:30:24,918
[Exhales]
1809
01:30:30,091 --> 01:30:31,925
SORRY l COULD JUST GET ONE HORSE.
1810
01:30:32,093 --> 01:30:33,427
AW .
1811
01:30:33,594 --> 01:30:36,388
YOU KNOW, THEY HANG YOU FOR
STEALlN' HORSES AROUND HERE.
1812
01:30:36,848 --> 01:30:38,765
[Chuckling]
1813
01:30:39,684 --> 01:30:40,684
ARE YOU LlMPlNG?
1814
01:30:40,852 --> 01:30:41,893
OH, NO.
1815
01:30:42,061 --> 01:30:43,687
l JUST TWlSTED MY ANKLE lN THE CHURCH .
1816
01:30:43,855 --> 01:30:45,105
COME ON . GET ON THE HORSE.
1817
01:30:45,273 --> 01:30:46,481
NO, l'LL WALK.
1818
01:30:46,649 --> 01:30:47,691
YEAH, l lNSlST.
COME ON .
1819
01:30:47,859 --> 01:30:49,693
GET ON THE HORSE.
1820
01:30:56,826 --> 01:30:57,826
[Horse Whinnies]
1821
01:30:57,994 --> 01:30:59,453
THANK GOD.
1822
01:30:59,620 --> 01:31:01,621
[Ring Bounces]
1823
01:31:08,546 --> 01:31:11,047
WOW, TH lS lS ROMANTlC.
1824
01:31:11,215 --> 01:31:15,719
TWO PEOPLE SEPARATED BY CHANCE FlNALLY
REUN lTED, GOlNG OFF lNTO THE SUNSET.
1825
01:31:15,887 --> 01:31:20,140
lT REMlNDS ME OF AN AFFAlR TO REMEMBER
WlTH CARY GRANT AND DEBORAH KERR.
1826
01:31:20,308 --> 01:31:23,226
WALTER, SHE CAN'T WALK.
SHE GETS RUN OVER.
1827
01:31:23,394 --> 01:31:25,437
NO, BUT l MEAN,
UH--ALL RlGHT.
1828
01:31:25,605 --> 01:31:26,813
ALL RlGHT.
1829
01:31:26,981 --> 01:31:28,064
WHAT ABOUT CASABLANCA?
1830
01:31:28,232 --> 01:31:29,316
HUMPHREY BOGART, lNGRlD BERGMAN .
1831
01:31:29,484 --> 01:31:30,484
WALTER, SHE LEAVES H lM.
1832
01:31:30,651 --> 01:31:31,651
WHAT ABOUT GONE WlTH THE WlND?
1833
01:31:31,819 --> 01:31:33,069
HE LEAVES HER.
1834
01:31:33,237 --> 01:31:34,070
AAH .
1835
01:31:34,238 --> 01:31:35,280
WHAT, UH--
1836
01:31:35,448 --> 01:31:36,406
WHAT MOVlE ENDS WlTH TWO PEOPLE
RlDlN' OFF lN THE SUNSET?
1837
01:31:36,574 --> 01:31:37,532
DON'T WORRY ABOUT lT.
1838
01:31:37,700 --> 01:31:38,825
lT DOESN'T MATTER, WALTER.
YOU KNOW WHY?
1839
01:31:38,993 --> 01:31:39,993
WHY?
1840
01:31:40,161 --> 01:31:41,161
BECAUSE THE SUN SETS lN THE WEST,
1841
01:31:41,329 --> 01:31:42,829
AND WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
HEADlNG NORTH TOWARDS THE BORDER.
1842
01:31:42,997 --> 01:31:46,166
OH, YEAH .
1843
01:31:46,334 --> 01:31:48,543
WELL, CAN'T WE JUST TURN
RlGHT WHEN THE LlGHTS GO OUT?
1844
01:31:48,711 --> 01:31:51,713
- l MEAN, TH lS lS KlNDA N lCE.
- YEAH, lT lS N lCE.
1845
01:31:51,881 --> 01:31:55,800
BLlNDlNG, BUT lT'S N lCE.
1846
01:31:56,844 --> 01:32:42,222
♪♪♪
1847
01:32:42,390 --> 01:32:46,726
♪ WELL, l DON'T TELL JOKES ♪
1848
01:32:46,894 --> 01:32:49,896
♪ AND l DON'T TAKE NOTES ♪
1849
01:32:50,064 --> 01:32:53,900
♪ YOU BEEN SAYlN'
THERE AlN'T MUCH HOPE ♪
1850
01:32:54,068 --> 01:32:57,362
♪ YOU GOT NOTH lN' ON ME ♪
1851
01:32:59,073 --> 01:33:03,535
♪ l GOT FRlENDS UPTOWN ♪
1852
01:33:03,703 --> 01:33:06,746
♪ AND THEY DON'T TALK DOWN ♪
1853
01:33:06,914 --> 01:33:10,584
♪ AND THEY BEEN KEEPlN' ME
SAFE AND SOUND ♪
1854
01:33:10,751 --> 01:33:15,755
♪ WE GOT SOMETH lN' TO BE ♪
1855
01:33:15,923 --> 01:33:18,466
♪ SO lN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTlCED ♪
1856
01:33:18,634 --> 01:33:20,594
♪ l'M ALL RlGHT ♪
1857
01:33:20,761 --> 01:33:24,264
♪ NOT LlKE l WAS BEFORE ♪
1858
01:33:24,432 --> 01:33:28,602
♪ TH lNGS USED TO BE SO
HOPELESS BUT NOT TON lGHT ♪
1859
01:33:28,769 --> 01:33:34,316
♪ TON lGHT l'M WALKlN'
OUT THAT DOOR ♪
1860
01:33:35,359 --> 01:33:39,279
♪ l'M NOT GONNA CRY ♪
1861
01:33:39,447 --> 01:33:41,615
♪ l'M WAVlN' GOOD-BYE ♪
1862
01:33:41,782 --> 01:33:44,117
♪ AND l KNOW TH lS TlME ♪
1863
01:33:44,285 --> 01:33:48,163
♪ YA GOT NOTH lN' ON ME ♪
1864
01:33:54,170 --> 01:33:57,881
♪ l'M NOT GONNA CRY ♪
1865
01:33:58,049 --> 01:34:00,425
♪ AND l'M WAVlN' GOOD-BYE ♪
1866
01:34:00,593 --> 01:34:03,094
♪ AND l KNOW TH lS TlME ♪
1867
01:34:03,262 --> 01:34:06,556
♪ YOU GOT NOTH lN' ON ME ♪
1868
01:34:06,724 --> 01:34:10,477
♪ l'M NOT GONNA CRY ♪
1869
01:34:10,645 --> 01:34:13,313
♪ AND l'M WAVlN' GOOD-BYE ♪
1870
01:34:13,481 --> 01:34:15,649
♪ AND l KNOW TH lS TlME ♪
1871
01:34:15,816 --> 01:34:20,695
♪ YOU GOT NOTH lN' ON ME ♪
1872
01:34:20,863 --> 01:34:24,407
♪ NOTH lN' ON ME ♪♪
1873
01:34:26,827 --> 01:34:43,718
♪♪♪
1874
01:34:43,886 --> 01:34:48,014
♪ TOO MANY BROKEN HEARTS
HAVE FALLEN lN THE RlVER ♪
1875
01:34:48,182 --> 01:34:52,352
♪ TOO MANY LONELY SOULS
HAVE DRlFTED OUT TO SEA ♪
1876
01:34:52,520 --> 01:34:55,271
♪ YOU LAY YOUR BETS AND
THEN YOU PAY THE PRlCE ♪
1877
01:34:55,439 --> 01:35:01,194
♪ THE TH lNGS WE DO FOR LOVE ♪
1878
01:35:01,362 --> 01:35:05,615
♪ COMMUN lCATlON lS THE PROBLEM
TO BE ANSWERED ♪
1879
01:35:05,783 --> 01:35:10,036
♪ YOU'VE GOT A NUMBER AND
YOUR HAND lS ON THE PHONE ♪
1880
01:35:10,204 --> 01:35:13,248
♪ THE WEATHER'S TURNED AND
ALL THE LlNES ARE DOWN ♪
1881
01:35:13,416 --> 01:35:17,544
♪ THE TH lNGS WE DO FOR LOVE ♪
1882
01:35:17,712 --> 01:35:20,588
♪ LlKE WALKlN' lN THE RAlN
AND THE SNOW ♪
1883
01:35:20,756 --> 01:35:22,799
♪ AND THERE'S NOWHERE TO GO ♪
1884
01:35:22,967 --> 01:35:27,220
♪ AND YOU'RE FEELlN' LlKE
A PART OF YOU lS DYlN' ♪
1885
01:35:27,388 --> 01:35:31,725
♪ AND YOU'RE LOOKlN' FOR
THE ANSWER lN H lS EYES ♪
1886
01:35:31,892 --> 01:35:33,893
♪ YOU TH lNK YOU'RE GONNA BREAK UP ♪
1887
01:35:34,061 --> 01:35:37,480
♪ THEN HE SAYS HE WANTS TO MAKE UP ♪
1888
01:35:37,648 --> 01:35:41,651
♪ OOH, YOU HAD ME CRAWLlN' ♪
1889
01:35:41,819 --> 01:35:45,697
♪ ON THE FLOOR ♪
1890
01:35:46,866 --> 01:35:51,244
♪ A COMPROMlSE WOULD
SURELY HELP THE SlTUATlON ♪
1891
01:35:51,412 --> 01:35:55,540
♪ AGREE TO DlSAGREE
WE'VE DlSAGREED BEFORE ♪
1892
01:35:55,708 --> 01:35:58,418
♪ WELL, AFTER ALL lT'S
JUST A COMPROMlSE ♪
1893
01:35:58,586 --> 01:36:00,587
♪ OF THE TH lNGS WE DO FOR LOVE ♪
1894
01:36:00,755 --> 01:36:09,345
♪ THE TH lNGS WE DO FOR LOVE ♪
1895
01:36:09,513 --> 01:36:11,681
♪ THE TH lNGS WE DO FOR LOVE, OH ♪
1896
01:36:11,849 --> 01:36:13,850
♪ THE TH lNGS WE DO FOR LOVE ♪
1897
01:36:14,018 --> 01:36:16,019
♪ THE TH lNGS WE DO FOR LOVE, OH ♪
1898
01:36:16,187 --> 01:36:18,021
♪ THE TH lNGS WE DO FOR LOVE ♪
1899
01:36:18,189 --> 01:36:20,148
♪ THE TH lNGS WE DO FOR LOVE, OH ♪
1900
01:36:20,316 --> 01:36:22,192
♪ THE TH lNGS WE DO FOR LOVE ♪
1901
01:36:22,359 --> 01:36:24,360
♪ THE TH lNGS WE DO FOR LOVE, OH ♪
1902
01:36:24,528 --> 01:36:27,405
♪ THE TH lNGS WE DO FOR LOVE ♪♪
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