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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,318 --> 00:00:20,688 Welcome to my villa, 2 00:00:20,788 --> 00:00:24,057 the Sanctuary of Love, 3 00:00:24,157 --> 00:00:26,360 where my best bestie Terry and I 4 00:00:26,460 --> 00:00:30,698 binge every minute of every single reality dating show. 5 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:36,538 The only place where even the loveless can feel L-O-V-E. 6 00:00:37,906 --> 00:00:39,106 Ex on the Mind. 7 00:00:39,206 --> 00:00:40,909 Shelter of Passion. 8 00:00:41,009 --> 00:00:42,342 I'd Have Your Baby. 9 00:00:42,442 --> 00:00:45,880 The list of the Lord's perfect shows goes on. 10 00:00:45,980 --> 00:00:48,516 We've watched three different reality dating shows 11 00:00:48,616 --> 00:00:50,250 in one single day. 12 00:00:51,184 --> 00:00:53,053 We do everything together. 13 00:00:53,153 --> 00:00:55,455 It's not weird when you're besties. 14 00:00:56,858 --> 00:00:59,192 Sixty episodes in 24 hours-- 15 00:00:59,293 --> 00:01:02,195 it's easy when you're watching your favorite couples, 16 00:01:02,296 --> 00:01:05,265 like my breathtaking Sienna and AJ. 17 00:01:05,365 --> 00:01:06,868 If it's meant to be... 18 00:01:06,968 --> 00:01:09,537 it's meant to be. 19 00:01:09,637 --> 00:01:11,039 Whose true loyalty and love 20 00:01:11,138 --> 00:01:13,007 for each other is unmatched. 21 00:01:15,175 --> 00:01:18,713 I'm surrounded by the love of you, 22 00:01:18,813 --> 00:01:21,181 my 2.4 million followers. 23 00:01:21,281 --> 00:01:24,686 Or my sassy and spicy Quincy and Zion, 24 00:01:24,786 --> 00:01:27,287 who's like no other couple you've ever watched. 25 00:01:27,387 --> 00:01:29,857 Quincy and Zion break up and get back together 26 00:01:29,958 --> 00:01:33,327 more times than LL Cool J licks his lips in five minutes. 27 00:01:33,427 --> 00:01:36,030 "...Quincy and Zion." 28 00:01:36,163 --> 00:01:37,899 #UnbreakableBond. 29 00:01:37,999 --> 00:01:41,401 "Together forever!" 30 00:01:41,502 --> 00:01:43,605 What I said in those confessionals, 31 00:01:43,705 --> 00:01:45,673 that's not true. 32 00:01:45,773 --> 00:01:47,174 Producers... 33 00:01:47,274 --> 00:01:49,644 Of course, our absolute fave, 34 00:01:49,744 --> 00:01:51,311 Hugh and Lexy. 35 00:01:51,411 --> 00:01:54,448 You've never seen a cuter pair than Hugh and Lexy. 36 00:01:54,549 --> 00:01:56,651 How about I buy this expansion pack for us? 37 00:01:56,751 --> 00:01:57,986 You can come over, 38 00:01:58,086 --> 00:02:00,021 figure out these new rules. 39 00:02:00,187 --> 00:02:02,757 And I might even give you a free brick on our first game. 40 00:02:04,324 --> 00:02:05,627 We cannot still be talking about 41 00:02:05,727 --> 00:02:07,795 the one and only time you beat me. 42 00:02:07,895 --> 00:02:10,497 It's like they'd take a bullet for one another. 43 00:02:10,598 --> 00:02:11,633 I swear! 44 00:02:11,733 --> 00:02:13,433 The good Lord created both of them 45 00:02:13,534 --> 00:02:14,902 just so they could be together 46 00:02:15,003 --> 00:02:18,940 and give little ol' me some hope for myself. 47 00:02:19,040 --> 00:02:22,076 Little miracles proving that love is real 48 00:02:22,209 --> 00:02:24,846 and will last forever and ever. 49 00:02:24,946 --> 00:02:26,279 They have to last forever, 50 00:02:26,380 --> 00:02:28,482 'cause I couldn't live in a world if it didn't. 51 00:02:28,583 --> 00:02:31,218 Please say yes. Please say yes. 52 00:02:31,284 --> 00:02:32,520 Please freakin' say yes! 53 00:02:32,620 --> 00:02:34,321 Say yes. 54 00:02:34,421 --> 00:02:36,057 I need you to say yes right now! 55 00:02:36,223 --> 00:02:37,792 Right now! 56 00:02:37,892 --> 00:02:39,060 Yes! 57 00:02:41,228 --> 00:02:43,965 Yes! Yes! Yes! 58 00:02:44,065 --> 00:02:46,534 Every single one of us has a soulmate. 59 00:02:46,634 --> 00:02:48,536 It doesn't matter who you are. 60 00:02:48,636 --> 00:02:51,539 I was lucky enough to find mine. 61 00:02:51,639 --> 00:02:55,610 But tragically, he was snatched away from me. 62 00:02:55,710 --> 00:02:59,547 I was devastated to lose my one and only chance at love, 63 00:02:59,647 --> 00:03:02,150 but I would never let that happen again. 64 00:03:02,249 --> 00:03:03,350 Never. 65 00:03:03,450 --> 00:03:04,585 Ever. 66 00:03:04,686 --> 00:03:05,753 Bitch, where's my bubbly? 67 00:03:05,853 --> 00:03:07,254 This just in. 68 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:09,356 Reality show stars Sienna S. and AJ, 69 00:03:09,456 --> 00:03:11,391 as well as Quincy and Zion, 70 00:03:11,491 --> 00:03:14,028 have broken up for real this time. 71 00:03:14,128 --> 00:03:15,262 America's favorite couple... 72 00:03:15,295 --> 00:03:16,296 What did--What did we do to deserve this? 73 00:03:16,396 --> 00:03:17,932 Mm-mm, mm-mm! 74 00:03:18,032 --> 00:03:21,169 ...AJ has had a roaming eye for quite some time. 75 00:03:22,737 --> 00:03:25,139 Lexy and Hugh, yeah, they have to still be together. 76 00:03:25,272 --> 00:03:26,406 -Oh my goodness. -They, they have to! 77 00:03:26,507 --> 00:03:29,110 Come on, come on... 78 00:03:29,276 --> 00:03:31,278 Lexi's last post. 79 00:03:31,378 --> 00:03:33,948 Hugh only liked it. 80 00:03:34,048 --> 00:03:35,315 No, no playful sarcasm? 81 00:03:35,415 --> 00:03:37,350 No witty...No witty quip? 82 00:03:37,451 --> 00:03:38,886 Even on Hugh's down days, 83 00:03:38,986 --> 00:03:41,622 he always answers with triple heart eyes. 84 00:03:41,723 --> 00:03:45,093 Does he not always answer with at least triple heart eyes!? 85 00:03:45,193 --> 00:03:48,096 Yes, even on his down days. Triple heart eyes. 86 00:03:48,196 --> 00:03:50,798 -All right, hold on. -What? 87 00:03:50,898 --> 00:03:53,467 Hugh's last post. 88 00:03:53,568 --> 00:03:56,070 -Two days ago. -Uh-huh... 89 00:03:56,170 --> 00:03:59,339 Lexi did not even like it! 90 00:04:00,675 --> 00:04:02,309 Or his post before that! 91 00:04:20,460 --> 00:04:22,329 Oh, really!? 92 00:04:22,395 --> 00:04:26,399 Ah, yes, yes, good afternoon. 93 00:04:26,501 --> 00:04:28,836 It's time to attack the day. 94 00:04:28,936 --> 00:04:30,538 Now girl, you know these breakups 95 00:04:30,638 --> 00:04:32,472 have literally torn me to shreds as well, 96 00:04:32,573 --> 00:04:34,208 but you have been in here hibernating 97 00:04:34,341 --> 00:04:35,408 an entire week, 98 00:04:35,510 --> 00:04:38,112 so I think you've mourned long enough. 99 00:04:38,212 --> 00:04:40,982 I will never stop mourning the loss of true love! 100 00:04:41,082 --> 00:04:42,349 I know, I know. 101 00:04:42,415 --> 00:04:44,585 I won't live in a world where the perfect, beautiful, 102 00:04:44,685 --> 00:04:47,354 romantic love on TV doesn't even exist! 103 00:04:47,387 --> 00:04:49,190 Shush your mouth! Rubbish! 104 00:04:49,356 --> 00:04:50,725 Of course it exists. 105 00:04:50,825 --> 00:04:53,928 You have a pillow that says "Love is love", hello? 106 00:04:54,028 --> 00:04:56,731 Think about it, Ter. Think about these people. 107 00:04:56,831 --> 00:04:59,366 They're loveable and beautiful and charming. 108 00:04:59,399 --> 00:05:01,035 If love can't work for them, 109 00:05:01,135 --> 00:05:03,370 how's it supposed to work for us? 110 00:05:03,436 --> 00:05:04,672 Especially me. 111 00:05:04,772 --> 00:05:06,406 Especially you! 112 00:05:08,209 --> 00:05:09,744 Is love even real 113 00:05:09,844 --> 00:05:14,381 if these three perfect relationships can't work? 114 00:05:14,414 --> 00:05:17,151 Well... 115 00:05:17,251 --> 00:05:20,420 maybe they still can. 116 00:05:44,712 --> 00:05:45,613 What do you want? 117 00:05:45,713 --> 00:05:46,914 Pizza delivery. 118 00:05:47,014 --> 00:05:49,750 Do I look like I eat pizza, assface? 119 00:05:53,554 --> 00:05:55,323 Oh, my lashes! 120 00:05:58,826 --> 00:06:00,828 Dude, I'm peeing! 121 00:06:05,867 --> 00:06:08,803 Can you at least come out and talk-- 122 00:06:59,820 --> 00:07:02,690 Hello! Hello! 123 00:07:02,790 --> 00:07:04,759 Hello, is anyone here!? 124 00:07:04,859 --> 00:07:06,827 Hello! 125 00:07:06,928 --> 00:07:08,930 Hello, is anyone here? 126 00:07:09,030 --> 00:07:09,830 Someone help! 127 00:07:09,931 --> 00:07:11,532 Lexy! 128 00:07:11,632 --> 00:07:13,701 Lexy! Is that you? 129 00:07:13,801 --> 00:07:15,169 Hugh? 130 00:07:15,269 --> 00:07:16,704 Hugh, what's happening? Where the hell are we? 131 00:07:16,804 --> 00:07:17,872 No clue. 132 00:07:17,972 --> 00:07:19,707 I just remember walking to my car, 133 00:07:19,807 --> 00:07:21,776 and I was clocked in the head. 134 00:07:24,745 --> 00:07:25,846 Oh my god! 135 00:07:25,947 --> 00:07:27,515 Oh my fricking god! 136 00:07:27,548 --> 00:07:29,650 They've stolen our phones! 137 00:07:37,224 --> 00:07:38,993 What the hell? 138 00:07:45,566 --> 00:07:50,004 Hello. I'm Farrah, your personal digital assistant. 139 00:07:50,104 --> 00:07:52,039 Welcome to the retreat. 140 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:55,076 The purpose of this retreat 141 00:07:55,176 --> 00:07:58,946 is to help you restart your beautiful love stories. 142 00:08:00,381 --> 00:08:02,817 As part of your social development, 143 00:08:02,917 --> 00:08:04,085 I will first need you to announce 144 00:08:04,185 --> 00:08:06,554 your love for your partner. 145 00:08:10,191 --> 00:08:13,461 Welcome to your second chance. 146 00:08:15,963 --> 00:08:19,100 Lexy? 147 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:21,103 I've never stopped loving you. 148 00:08:23,772 --> 00:08:26,008 Oh! It's opening! 149 00:08:26,108 --> 00:08:27,676 It's opening! 150 00:08:32,047 --> 00:08:33,248 I still love you too. 151 00:08:37,185 --> 00:08:39,855 Sienna...I... 152 00:08:41,089 --> 00:08:42,324 ...can see myself... 153 00:08:42,424 --> 00:08:44,159 You've gotta be kidding me. 154 00:08:44,259 --> 00:08:46,628 ...maybe being able to... 155 00:08:46,728 --> 00:08:49,197 fall in, in love with you. 156 00:08:51,133 --> 00:08:53,035 Okay. 157 00:08:53,135 --> 00:08:55,971 Um, yeah, absolutely, I love you, AJ. 158 00:08:56,071 --> 00:08:57,172 So much. 159 00:08:59,307 --> 00:09:03,011 I actually mean I'm falling in love with you! 160 00:09:05,080 --> 00:09:07,182 All right! 161 00:09:07,282 --> 00:09:10,285 Zion and Quincy, you're the last ones. 162 00:09:10,385 --> 00:09:12,120 Say you love each other. 163 00:09:12,220 --> 00:09:13,789 Girl, I can never mean it. 164 00:09:13,889 --> 00:09:16,124 You can stay in these rooms forever. 165 00:09:17,859 --> 00:09:19,127 You're the love of my life. 166 00:09:19,227 --> 00:09:22,030 He's the love of my life... 167 00:09:28,236 --> 00:09:30,772 AJ and Sienna, from Shelter of Passion? 168 00:09:30,872 --> 00:09:33,375 What the-- You guys from Ex on the Mind ? 169 00:09:33,475 --> 00:09:34,976 What the hell is going on here? 170 00:09:35,077 --> 00:09:37,145 Help! Please! Someone help! 171 00:09:37,245 --> 00:09:39,014 Hey, look! 172 00:09:39,114 --> 00:09:40,516 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 173 00:09:40,649 --> 00:09:43,652 This is just like that old damn TV show, Room Raiders . 174 00:09:43,752 --> 00:09:45,521 I think we've all just been kidnapped 175 00:09:45,654 --> 00:09:47,155 on the newest reality show. 176 00:09:47,255 --> 00:09:49,224 This is all just part of a game. 177 00:09:49,324 --> 00:09:50,425 Yeah, some game! 178 00:09:52,894 --> 00:09:54,696 Great, we're trapped. 179 00:09:54,796 --> 00:09:59,101 Like a true crime/reality dating crossover thing? 180 00:09:59,201 --> 00:10:00,469 Sounds trendy! 181 00:10:00,669 --> 00:10:02,838 And high budget. You think it's a streamer? 182 00:10:02,938 --> 00:10:04,239 Maybe... 183 00:10:04,339 --> 00:10:05,674 Eww, are you kidding me? 184 00:10:05,774 --> 00:10:07,876 I am not getting voted off this show. 185 00:10:07,976 --> 00:10:09,512 What the hell is this place? 186 00:10:10,479 --> 00:10:11,713 I don't know. 187 00:10:11,813 --> 00:10:14,683 And who's coming up with these job titles? 188 00:10:14,783 --> 00:10:16,451 Apparently these kidnappers also think 189 00:10:16,552 --> 00:10:21,223 my sexual history is more important than my PhD... 190 00:10:21,323 --> 00:10:22,525 in medicine. 191 00:10:22,624 --> 00:10:24,359 Is that better or worse than 192 00:10:24,459 --> 00:10:28,663 filling the old-ass uncle/dad slot? 193 00:10:28,763 --> 00:10:30,398 Lexy, you... 194 00:10:30,499 --> 00:10:33,902 You know I meant what I said back in those pods, right? 195 00:10:34,002 --> 00:10:35,036 You didn't just say you loved me 196 00:10:35,137 --> 00:10:37,105 to get one step closer to escaping? 197 00:10:37,205 --> 00:10:38,340 No. 198 00:10:40,576 --> 00:10:43,245 Well, escaping should be our main focus. 199 00:10:46,248 --> 00:10:49,017 Excuse me? Excuse me? 200 00:10:49,117 --> 00:10:52,120 So, like, obviously I watched all of Lexy and Hugh, 201 00:10:52,220 --> 00:10:56,057 but I'm wondering, like, who are you? 202 00:10:56,158 --> 00:10:59,161 Just figuring we should get to know each other and all. 203 00:10:59,261 --> 00:11:02,430 -I'm Zion, and this is... -Quincy. 204 00:11:02,532 --> 00:11:04,900 There is one season 205 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:07,603 out of all of these cute little dating reality programs 206 00:11:07,736 --> 00:11:09,505 that feature queer people. 207 00:11:09,605 --> 00:11:12,007 Of course that's the one season everyone skips. 208 00:11:12,107 --> 00:11:15,410 I promise that the first thing I do when I get out of here 209 00:11:15,511 --> 00:11:17,312 is watch your gay season. 210 00:11:17,412 --> 00:11:18,747 Queer season. 211 00:11:18,780 --> 00:11:21,816 I'm nonbinary. He's bi/pan, so... 212 00:11:21,917 --> 00:11:23,519 Totally. I mean, who doesn't identify 213 00:11:23,619 --> 00:11:24,986 as those things these days? 214 00:11:26,121 --> 00:11:27,523 And canceled! 215 00:11:27,623 --> 00:11:29,491 Don't any of you care about finding a way out of here? 216 00:11:29,592 --> 00:11:33,261 And now introducing your beloved host, 217 00:11:33,361 --> 00:11:35,130 your one and only... 218 00:11:35,230 --> 00:11:39,602 please welcome Kristen! 219 00:11:40,068 --> 00:11:41,469 Oh! 220 00:11:44,272 --> 00:11:46,141 Is this real? Is this real? 221 00:11:46,241 --> 00:11:47,876 Oh, oh my god. 222 00:11:47,976 --> 00:11:49,978 Yes, queen! 223 00:11:50,078 --> 00:11:52,080 Oh... Hello! 224 00:11:52,180 --> 00:11:56,284 Oh oh, even blonder in person. 225 00:11:56,384 --> 00:11:58,453 AJ! 226 00:11:58,554 --> 00:11:59,888 So good to see you. 227 00:11:59,988 --> 00:12:01,423 Hugh! 228 00:12:01,524 --> 00:12:03,091 Look how fit you are! 229 00:12:03,191 --> 00:12:05,595 Oh, too! Ho, ho, ho, ho! 230 00:12:05,695 --> 00:12:08,797 What any lucky girl would do to snog the hell out of ya. 231 00:12:08,830 --> 00:12:10,533 Mm! 232 00:12:15,971 --> 00:12:18,674 Okay, that's right. Let's take a tour of the villa. 233 00:12:18,807 --> 00:12:20,108 Yes. 234 00:12:22,678 --> 00:12:24,813 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh! 235 00:12:26,081 --> 00:12:27,849 Music on! 236 00:12:27,949 --> 00:12:30,919 Help! Someone, help! Anyone! 237 00:12:31,019 --> 00:12:33,989 There's no need to leave the villa, lovelies! 238 00:12:36,626 --> 00:12:39,227 - Damn it! - Locked up tight, Lex. 239 00:12:39,327 --> 00:12:40,663 All right, this not good. 240 00:12:40,829 --> 00:12:42,831 I know, right? It's wonderful. 241 00:12:42,864 --> 00:12:45,367 We have an infinity pool, day beds, 242 00:12:45,467 --> 00:12:50,205 and a whole outdoor gym for your very, very important reps. 243 00:12:59,715 --> 00:13:02,284 Quincy! 244 00:13:02,384 --> 00:13:04,152 We're never getting out of here. 245 00:13:04,252 --> 00:13:05,353 I'm gonna kill this bitch. 246 00:13:12,327 --> 00:13:14,929 Easy there, Ted Bear! Not by the memorabilia! 247 00:13:15,030 --> 00:13:18,534 My favorite of all time, my pride and joy 248 00:13:18,634 --> 00:13:20,603 from Hugh and Lexy's season... 249 00:13:20,703 --> 00:13:22,470 Is that our bow and arrow? 250 00:13:22,571 --> 00:13:24,973 My favorite episode ever. 251 00:13:25,073 --> 00:13:26,509 Uh, uh, there we go, there we go. 252 00:13:26,609 --> 00:13:27,710 You all right? 253 00:13:27,876 --> 00:13:29,512 You best not try that kind of shit again. 254 00:13:29,612 --> 00:13:31,781 Okay? 255 00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:33,716 It's okay, boo boo. 256 00:13:33,882 --> 00:13:38,286 See, Terry here has a big, black, sexy 257 00:13:38,386 --> 00:13:39,954 gun, hm? 258 00:13:41,256 --> 00:13:42,457 Do you... 259 00:13:42,558 --> 00:13:44,459 I don't think I've ever seen a real gun 260 00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:46,562 on a reality dating show before, 261 00:13:46,662 --> 00:13:49,130 and I think it's pretty legit. Am I right? 262 00:13:49,230 --> 00:13:51,634 Okay, now that you've met Ter Bear here, 263 00:13:51,734 --> 00:13:54,102 the cutest guy with a gun 264 00:13:54,202 --> 00:13:57,439 and my best bestie in the whole wide world-- 265 00:13:57,540 --> 00:13:59,307 You stop it. You are the best bestie. 266 00:13:59,407 --> 00:14:00,375 -No, you are! -No, you are. 267 00:14:00,475 --> 00:14:01,443 -You are. -No, you are. 268 00:14:01,544 --> 00:14:02,545 -You are. -You are. 269 00:14:02,645 --> 00:14:03,945 -No, no, no... -Yuh, yuh, yuh... 270 00:14:04,045 --> 00:14:05,080 - No, you are! - You are. 271 00:14:05,180 --> 00:14:06,081 - You are! - You are! 272 00:14:06,181 --> 00:14:07,683 - You! - You! 273 00:14:09,417 --> 00:14:10,985 Okay, look. 274 00:14:11,086 --> 00:14:13,088 I know all this drugging, and kidnapping, 275 00:14:13,188 --> 00:14:14,690 and locking you in a room thing 276 00:14:14,790 --> 00:14:18,126 can appear a tad bit melodramatic. 277 00:14:18,226 --> 00:14:20,830 I understand that. 278 00:14:20,929 --> 00:14:23,733 But can we be real for a minute? 279 00:14:23,833 --> 00:14:26,134 We're all reality TV show people here, right? 280 00:14:26,234 --> 00:14:29,538 So we can tolerate some manufactured melodrama. 281 00:14:29,638 --> 00:14:31,574 You're a triple crime psycho bitch! 282 00:14:33,308 --> 00:14:35,076 We understand that, you know, you could be a little bit upset. 283 00:14:35,176 --> 00:14:36,277 But! 284 00:14:36,378 --> 00:14:38,814 We tried to invite you all here the easy way. 285 00:14:38,947 --> 00:14:41,383 We sent packages to all your publicists. 286 00:14:41,483 --> 00:14:43,552 We DM'd you on all your socials. 287 00:14:43,652 --> 00:14:46,321 Oooh, but we knew we had to act fast 288 00:14:46,421 --> 00:14:49,257 so none of you would get into any other relationships. 289 00:14:49,357 --> 00:14:51,827 What do you want from us? Why did you kidnap us? 290 00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:53,495 Why are we in this house? 291 00:14:53,596 --> 00:14:55,330 This is not a house. This is a villa. 292 00:14:55,430 --> 00:14:56,998 It's a villa. 293 00:14:57,098 --> 00:14:59,467 Is it money? Is that why you drugged us? 294 00:14:59,568 --> 00:15:03,506 Oh! Lexy, bit of advice, hon. 295 00:15:03,606 --> 00:15:04,840 Now, we know that you were 296 00:15:04,973 --> 00:15:07,208 the sweet and loveable virgin of your season, 297 00:15:07,308 --> 00:15:09,879 but loosen up that ass just a bit, huh? 298 00:15:09,978 --> 00:15:11,179 I mean, it's a little too tight. 299 00:15:11,279 --> 00:15:13,181 - Isn't it too tight? - A little tight. 300 00:15:13,281 --> 00:15:14,784 -Astroglide you think? -Upstairs. 301 00:15:14,884 --> 00:15:17,085 Yeah, uh-huh. See, that's your problem. 302 00:15:17,185 --> 00:15:19,622 You can be too untrusting. 303 00:15:19,722 --> 00:15:21,389 Preach! 304 00:15:21,489 --> 00:15:23,458 We all have issues. 305 00:15:23,559 --> 00:15:27,128 Believe it or not, I was a ugly, brace-faced 15-year-old 306 00:15:27,228 --> 00:15:30,131 who chickened out of kissing Andy Whitworth 307 00:15:30,231 --> 00:15:32,802 at the tenth grade hoedown. 308 00:15:32,902 --> 00:15:34,503 I should have taken that kiss... 309 00:15:41,342 --> 00:15:44,012 I should've... Mwah, mwah, mwah. 310 00:15:45,447 --> 00:15:46,515 Oh. 311 00:15:46,615 --> 00:15:50,084 But we can get through all of this together. 312 00:15:50,185 --> 00:15:54,623 And your love showed us that we too...can be loved. 313 00:15:54,723 --> 00:15:56,559 Yes. 314 00:15:56,659 --> 00:15:58,594 -But then? -Oh, tell 'em. 315 00:15:58,694 --> 00:16:00,061 -Snap! -Ah! 316 00:16:00,161 --> 00:16:03,331 All your beautiful love stories, they were perfect-- 317 00:16:03,431 --> 00:16:06,401 they crumbled, and with it, our hope. 318 00:16:06,502 --> 00:16:08,637 And all because of some meaningless 319 00:16:08,737 --> 00:16:11,372 little character flaws. 320 00:16:11,473 --> 00:16:13,642 Trust. 321 00:16:13,742 --> 00:16:15,511 Honesty. 322 00:16:15,611 --> 00:16:17,780 -Lust. -Uh-huh! 323 00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:20,281 -Jealousy. -Ooh, ooh, ooh. 324 00:16:20,381 --> 00:16:22,785 Resentment. 325 00:16:22,885 --> 00:16:26,488 -Oh, and secrets. -Me? 326 00:16:26,589 --> 00:16:29,357 But that's okay. That's why we're here-- 327 00:16:29,457 --> 00:16:32,093 to make our broken hearts whole again! 328 00:16:32,193 --> 00:16:34,864 Thanks to us, we'll repair your relationships 329 00:16:34,964 --> 00:16:38,132 and rekindle your beautiful love stories... 330 00:16:38,233 --> 00:16:40,134 ...no matter what. 331 00:16:40,235 --> 00:16:43,071 We want to prove the love that we see on TV 332 00:16:43,171 --> 00:16:44,874 is real and possible! 333 00:16:44,974 --> 00:16:47,141 That's why you all are here. 334 00:16:49,845 --> 00:16:50,813 Paradise attire. 335 00:16:50,913 --> 00:16:52,213 I forgot your paradise attire. 336 00:16:52,313 --> 00:16:54,650 Let me go get the paradise attire! 337 00:16:56,084 --> 00:16:57,318 Can I just say? 338 00:16:57,418 --> 00:16:59,788 Sorry, for the whole tasing thing, you know? 339 00:16:59,889 --> 00:17:03,826 Umm, I feel super, super lucky 340 00:17:03,926 --> 00:17:05,594 to be in your presence. Like, you, you have no idea. 341 00:17:05,694 --> 00:17:07,462 I'm like, oh my god, they're here! 342 00:17:07,563 --> 00:17:09,665 So, look, so I was engaged, right? 343 00:17:09,765 --> 00:17:13,268 Um, Devin, love of my life, she passed away recently. 344 00:17:13,368 --> 00:17:19,274 A bit tragic, but you inspired our passion for fitness. 345 00:17:19,374 --> 00:17:23,444 And you completely inspired her to take her whole mind 346 00:17:23,546 --> 00:17:27,315 and, and, and body to a whole 'nother level that I find-- 347 00:17:27,415 --> 00:17:28,617 - Shirts off! - Mm-hmm. 348 00:17:28,717 --> 00:17:30,184 Bikinis on! 349 00:17:30,285 --> 00:17:33,889 Lexy, your favorite shade of seafoam green, of course. 350 00:17:33,989 --> 00:17:36,457 And Sienna, polka dots, 351 00:17:36,559 --> 00:17:38,827 like the walls in your childhood room. 352 00:17:38,928 --> 00:17:41,964 And fellas, this is your outfit. 353 00:17:43,999 --> 00:17:45,300 Bottom line, people, 354 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:48,637 is that we just have to get back to the basics, okay? 355 00:17:48,737 --> 00:17:52,841 Simple, unadulterated human contact! 356 00:17:52,942 --> 00:17:56,444 Express yourselves! Explore each other intimately! 357 00:17:56,545 --> 00:17:58,781 Remember that body you first fell in love with? 358 00:17:58,881 --> 00:18:00,148 Oooh, ha! 359 00:18:00,248 --> 00:18:02,952 Communicate that love-- through the paint! 360 00:18:05,386 --> 00:18:06,989 I'm just still not totally getting 361 00:18:07,155 --> 00:18:08,657 the premise of this show. 362 00:18:08,757 --> 00:18:12,661 Like, there's guns, but there's also paint? 363 00:18:12,761 --> 00:18:16,297 For once, I hope these editors can not just... 364 00:18:16,397 --> 00:18:18,232 make me, like, the dumbass dude. 365 00:18:18,333 --> 00:18:20,035 Would you touch him 366 00:18:20,168 --> 00:18:23,038 like seven other women are competing for his attention!? 367 00:18:23,171 --> 00:18:24,339 The whole world saw you 368 00:18:24,439 --> 00:18:26,441 swoop up on Becky P. and Elizabeth. 369 00:18:26,542 --> 00:18:30,012 Now show us that Sienna fervor. 370 00:18:30,178 --> 00:18:31,179 All right. 371 00:18:31,212 --> 00:18:32,681 Yes, yes. 372 00:18:32,781 --> 00:18:34,016 That fierce... 373 00:18:34,182 --> 00:18:35,851 Sienna ferrrvor. 374 00:18:38,353 --> 00:18:39,655 Do you see the cameras, or-- 375 00:18:39,755 --> 00:18:42,558 Yeah, they're right up there. 376 00:18:43,491 --> 00:18:45,561 Hey, this might be fun. 377 00:18:46,629 --> 00:18:47,896 Lex... 378 00:18:47,997 --> 00:18:49,197 I gotta be honest with you. 379 00:18:49,263 --> 00:18:51,199 This whole innocent virgin thing, 380 00:18:51,299 --> 00:18:54,069 it gets tired after three episodes. 381 00:18:54,202 --> 00:18:55,436 Show your man-- Win him back, 382 00:18:55,537 --> 00:18:58,306 by showing the sexiness that you got, come on! 383 00:19:01,275 --> 00:19:04,345 Lexy...we all know that you have sexiness 384 00:19:04,445 --> 00:19:06,849 all down inside you. 385 00:19:06,949 --> 00:19:08,550 So bring that shit up! 386 00:19:08,651 --> 00:19:10,052 Okay? 387 00:19:10,218 --> 00:19:12,220 Passion, people! Show me some passion! 388 00:19:12,286 --> 00:19:14,056 Are you two not about passion? 389 00:19:14,222 --> 00:19:15,557 Come on... 390 00:19:15,658 --> 00:19:17,693 Look, you don't have to do anything. 391 00:19:17,793 --> 00:19:19,728 I'ma do everything I can to protect you. 392 00:19:19,828 --> 00:19:21,630 I can protect myself, you know. 393 00:19:21,730 --> 00:19:23,932 You're the strongest woman I know. 394 00:19:24,033 --> 00:19:26,334 Matter of fact, you need to be the one protecting me. 395 00:19:26,434 --> 00:19:28,403 Just because I broke up with you... 396 00:19:28,504 --> 00:19:30,773 doesn't mean I won't always care about you. 397 00:19:31,774 --> 00:19:35,044 You're supposed to be exploring yourself through the paint! 398 00:19:35,144 --> 00:19:36,745 Through the paint... 399 00:19:38,312 --> 00:19:39,982 Ahh! 400 00:19:40,949 --> 00:19:43,451 Zion finger-painted my penis on my back, didn't they? 401 00:19:43,552 --> 00:19:44,485 You people are ridiculous! 402 00:19:44,586 --> 00:19:45,788 Puh-leese. 403 00:19:45,888 --> 00:19:47,523 Please show us the same respect 404 00:19:47,623 --> 00:19:51,259 you would show a nerdy woman labeled a relationship expert. 405 00:19:51,359 --> 00:19:52,828 I'm sorry, people! 406 00:19:52,928 --> 00:19:55,164 Am I not resonating with you all? 407 00:19:55,263 --> 00:19:56,632 I mean, do I have to explain 408 00:19:56,732 --> 00:19:59,902 every freakin' detail of courtship? 409 00:20:02,571 --> 00:20:04,139 Oh, oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 410 00:20:04,238 --> 00:20:06,374 I didn't mean to yell. I'm sorry. 411 00:20:06,474 --> 00:20:07,710 Breathe, breathe, breathe. 412 00:20:07,810 --> 00:20:09,611 Come on, breathe it in! Come on, suck that air. 413 00:20:09,712 --> 00:20:10,512 Suck it! 414 00:20:10,612 --> 00:20:13,015 Suck the air... There it is. 415 00:20:13,115 --> 00:20:15,150 -Aaaahhh! -Mm-hmm. 416 00:20:15,249 --> 00:20:17,418 Good job. 417 00:20:20,354 --> 00:20:22,591 Screaming is just a temporary Band-Aid 418 00:20:22,691 --> 00:20:25,460 on a deeper emotional reaction. 419 00:20:25,561 --> 00:20:26,762 Screaming does nothing but get you 420 00:20:26,862 --> 00:20:28,530 forcefully kicked out of prom 421 00:20:28,630 --> 00:20:31,332 in front of the only man you've ever loved. 422 00:20:31,432 --> 00:20:33,202 Okay, so... 423 00:20:33,301 --> 00:20:34,770 it could just be me, 424 00:20:34,870 --> 00:20:37,573 but I'm maybe starting to think 425 00:20:37,673 --> 00:20:41,510 that this is not a reality dating show. 426 00:20:41,610 --> 00:20:44,012 Then I definitely need my phone back. 427 00:20:44,113 --> 00:20:45,446 Like, right now. 428 00:20:45,547 --> 00:20:47,348 Okay, listen up! 429 00:20:47,448 --> 00:20:48,817 We understand. 430 00:20:48,917 --> 00:20:50,251 It's day one. 431 00:20:50,351 --> 00:20:53,088 You haven't had a chance to fall back in love again yet. 432 00:20:53,188 --> 00:20:54,556 -But you will soon. -Mm-hmm. 433 00:20:54,656 --> 00:20:56,558 You just need to loosen up and get more comfortable! 434 00:20:56,658 --> 00:20:58,627 And we have just the idea. 435 00:20:58,727 --> 00:21:00,696 We're gonnna have a shindig! 436 00:21:00,796 --> 00:21:03,397 It will send shockwaves throughout the villa! 437 00:21:03,498 --> 00:21:04,733 Come on, Terry! Terry! 438 00:21:04,833 --> 00:21:07,002 Ooh, ooh, ooh! Shindig! 439 00:21:45,140 --> 00:21:47,408 Yeah! Go ahead, girl. Yeah, work it! 440 00:21:47,509 --> 00:21:50,045 Work it like a mid-episode montage! 441 00:21:50,145 --> 00:21:52,114 Oooh, hoo-hoo! 442 00:21:52,214 --> 00:21:54,883 Oooh, hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 443 00:21:56,084 --> 00:21:57,853 Ooh, ooh, uh, uh. 444 00:21:57,953 --> 00:21:59,855 Cham--Cham-- Champagne, Champagne. 445 00:21:59,955 --> 00:22:01,757 Champagne. I need some Champagne. 446 00:22:05,426 --> 00:22:06,427 Mmm... 447 00:22:09,598 --> 00:22:10,966 I'm sorry. 448 00:22:11,066 --> 00:22:13,401 Do you not have a dance party every single episode 449 00:22:13,502 --> 00:22:14,570 of every single day 450 00:22:14,670 --> 00:22:17,105 for the entire freakin' summer!? 451 00:22:17,206 --> 00:22:19,174 What, what-- 452 00:22:19,274 --> 00:22:22,044 Listen, I think I can speak for all of us when I say, 453 00:22:22,144 --> 00:22:24,813 we just need some time with our phones. 454 00:22:24,913 --> 00:22:26,815 So why don't we just go back in the house-- 455 00:22:26,915 --> 00:22:29,751 It's a villa, Sienna! I told you that! 456 00:22:29,852 --> 00:22:31,887 It's a villa! I have an ocean! 457 00:22:31,987 --> 00:22:36,925 Totally. My point, Kristen, my girl, 458 00:22:37,025 --> 00:22:40,729 is that I am pretty good at social media stalking, 459 00:22:40,829 --> 00:22:43,966 and if you give me my phone back in the villa, 460 00:22:44,066 --> 00:22:46,935 I can track down that guy you said you had a crush on. 461 00:22:47,035 --> 00:22:49,905 What was his name again? Andy Whitworth? 462 00:22:50,005 --> 00:22:51,707 Maybe that's where we put our efforts, 463 00:22:51,807 --> 00:22:54,442 because frankly, I don't see any of the six of us 464 00:22:54,543 --> 00:22:55,744 getting back together. 465 00:23:00,481 --> 00:23:02,784 -Jesus Christ! -What the hell!? 466 00:23:04,653 --> 00:23:05,654 Oh my god... 467 00:23:07,222 --> 00:23:08,590 Oh my god! 468 00:23:08,690 --> 00:23:10,559 Anyone see my diamond earring? 469 00:23:10,659 --> 00:23:13,461 Okay, Sienna, relax. Let's just stop the bleeding. 470 00:23:13,562 --> 00:23:14,796 No, no, my earring, my earring. 471 00:23:14,897 --> 00:23:16,497 Can we get a first aid kit? 472 00:23:16,598 --> 00:23:19,968 This is what I get as a romantic dance party!? 473 00:23:20,068 --> 00:23:22,571 At some point, someone's going to start showing me 474 00:23:22,671 --> 00:23:24,273 that love is real! 475 00:23:24,373 --> 00:23:26,074 -Terry! -Uh... 476 00:23:26,174 --> 00:23:29,044 Can I--Can I have my earring, please? 477 00:23:29,144 --> 00:23:31,546 -Guys, my earring! -We need help! 478 00:23:35,117 --> 00:23:38,754 So I'm thinking about this whole no ear thing. 479 00:23:38,854 --> 00:23:41,390 Maybe it could be my new brand. 480 00:23:41,489 --> 00:23:42,891 Like, sympathy factor alone 481 00:23:42,991 --> 00:23:44,893 will easily get me, like, another million. 482 00:23:44,993 --> 00:23:47,362 Maybe I'll even get my own show. 483 00:23:47,495 --> 00:23:48,563 What do you think? 484 00:23:48,664 --> 00:23:50,065 If we don't get up out this house, 485 00:23:50,165 --> 00:23:52,834 you're not gonna have no dating show on no network ever. 486 00:23:54,403 --> 00:23:56,605 It's obvious we up against some top-flight, 487 00:23:56,705 --> 00:23:57,906 high-tech security system-- 488 00:23:58,006 --> 00:23:59,875 There's gotta be a security mainframe. 489 00:23:59,975 --> 00:24:01,944 AJ, can you please just leave 490 00:24:02,044 --> 00:24:03,845 the scheming for the smart people? 491 00:24:03,946 --> 00:24:05,380 Like, if this was Are You the One? 492 00:24:05,514 --> 00:24:07,249 Hugh would be the dude with the math charts 493 00:24:07,349 --> 00:24:08,717 and you'd be the stubborn idiot 494 00:24:08,817 --> 00:24:09,918 choosing the wrong match each week. 495 00:24:10,018 --> 00:24:11,520 Okay, I can do math charts. 496 00:24:11,586 --> 00:24:14,523 Just because our show tried to depict me as the-- 497 00:24:14,623 --> 00:24:17,893 Come on, y'all, for real! Do y'all ever stop bickering? 498 00:24:17,993 --> 00:24:20,162 We need a plan to get to the mainframe, 499 00:24:20,262 --> 00:24:21,830 and then we can dismantle the security system. 500 00:24:21,930 --> 00:24:22,831 Stop! 501 00:24:22,931 --> 00:24:24,232 -What's up? -What? 502 00:24:24,333 --> 00:24:28,036 Uh...nothing better than being able to watch 503 00:24:28,136 --> 00:24:31,206 couples be intimate in the bedroom. 504 00:24:31,306 --> 00:24:33,709 Wish we had more of that on our season, Hugh. 505 00:24:35,010 --> 00:24:37,446 We could all take inspiration from that. 506 00:24:37,546 --> 00:24:38,847 Okay... 507 00:24:38,947 --> 00:24:41,116 Forget escape. 508 00:24:41,216 --> 00:24:46,822 The real goal should be falling back in love. 509 00:24:46,922 --> 00:24:49,558 Are you out of your mind ? 510 00:24:49,591 --> 00:24:51,827 We are dealing with some crazy-ass bitch who-- 511 00:24:51,927 --> 00:24:53,729 Shut up, AJ! 512 00:24:53,829 --> 00:24:55,197 You don't get to tell me what to do 513 00:24:55,297 --> 00:24:57,866 just because you're the old guy. 514 00:24:57,966 --> 00:24:59,935 I'm 33. That's not old. 515 00:25:00,035 --> 00:25:02,105 I'm just trying to get you to stop talking shit. 516 00:25:02,205 --> 00:25:03,573 About who? Kristen? 517 00:25:03,639 --> 00:25:05,375 The crazy-ass bitch is-- 518 00:25:05,875 --> 00:25:07,877 Be quiet! 519 00:25:07,977 --> 00:25:09,912 Okay? 520 00:25:10,013 --> 00:25:11,948 We love Kristen. 521 00:25:12,048 --> 00:25:14,017 Oh... 522 00:25:14,117 --> 00:25:15,985 Got it. 523 00:25:16,085 --> 00:25:17,120 If we have an elimination, 524 00:25:17,220 --> 00:25:19,088 I'm still voting you off first thing. 525 00:25:19,188 --> 00:25:20,690 Yeah, me too. 526 00:25:22,158 --> 00:25:24,360 Not the horniest group, are they? 527 00:25:24,460 --> 00:25:28,831 Hmm... 528 00:25:28,931 --> 00:25:30,066 My dear, you, you know 529 00:25:30,166 --> 00:25:31,901 that I think that you're the best, right? 530 00:25:32,001 --> 00:25:37,840 Um...most loveable person ever. Right? 531 00:25:37,940 --> 00:25:40,243 Right, um... 532 00:25:40,343 --> 00:25:41,611 I don't know how to say this. 533 00:25:41,677 --> 00:25:43,446 I don't know, I thought we were gonna try to 534 00:25:44,647 --> 00:25:46,015 I don't know... 535 00:25:46,115 --> 00:25:49,118 not cut any contestants' ears off. 536 00:25:49,218 --> 00:25:53,456 -'Scuse me? -Yeah. Yeah, see, see, 537 00:25:53,623 --> 00:25:54,991 I know that you've worked really hard 538 00:25:55,091 --> 00:25:56,059 on putting this thing together 539 00:25:56,159 --> 00:25:57,460 and coming up with all these games. 540 00:25:57,627 --> 00:25:59,295 And super, super frustrating, 541 00:25:59,395 --> 00:26:01,330 like, they're not falling back in love again yet, you know? 542 00:26:01,431 --> 00:26:03,633 Oh, okay. 'Cause for a second there, 543 00:26:03,733 --> 00:26:05,802 it sounded like you didn't care about love, 544 00:26:05,902 --> 00:26:08,137 like you didn't care about the fate of romance. 545 00:26:08,237 --> 00:26:10,173 Like all you cared about was some 546 00:26:10,273 --> 00:26:12,975 pointless, ugly ear? 547 00:26:13,076 --> 00:26:15,445 No. No. You know what it is? 548 00:26:15,546 --> 00:26:17,413 It's just that when we talked, you know, 549 00:26:17,514 --> 00:26:19,516 when we agreed to bring 'em here, um, 550 00:26:19,649 --> 00:26:22,285 you know, we talked and I, I was like-- 551 00:26:22,385 --> 00:26:25,088 I don't remember where you said hey, Terrance, 552 00:26:25,188 --> 00:26:27,223 do you... 553 00:26:27,323 --> 00:26:30,026 I don't know, you wanna be an accessory? 554 00:26:30,126 --> 00:26:31,562 Hm? You wanna go to jail? 555 00:26:31,661 --> 00:26:33,296 I don't remember that. I don't remember that at all. 556 00:26:33,396 --> 00:26:35,465 As a matter of fact, I remember you promising me 557 00:26:35,566 --> 00:26:37,467 that we were gonna do no permanent damage-- 558 00:26:37,568 --> 00:26:40,103 You do not tell me what I have and have not promised! 559 00:26:40,203 --> 00:26:43,005 You know that's one of my triggers, Terrance! 560 00:26:43,106 --> 00:26:44,508 Okay, look-- 561 00:26:44,674 --> 00:26:46,510 Meah! 562 00:26:46,676 --> 00:26:50,012 Anything that's happened to them should be motivation. 563 00:26:57,053 --> 00:26:58,955 Fine. 564 00:26:59,689 --> 00:27:01,357 Now... 565 00:27:01,457 --> 00:27:03,159 if I'm not mistaken, 566 00:27:03,259 --> 00:27:06,028 someone promised me a French tip pedicure. 567 00:27:07,864 --> 00:27:08,931 Tonight. 568 00:27:09,031 --> 00:27:11,134 Okay, my bad. 569 00:27:11,234 --> 00:27:12,368 Of course. 570 00:27:12,468 --> 00:27:15,338 I'm thinkin' red tips, just for funsies! 571 00:27:32,989 --> 00:27:34,625 You okay? 572 00:27:34,724 --> 00:27:36,726 She's only gonna get more violent. 573 00:27:36,792 --> 00:27:39,328 She's watching us from everywhere. 574 00:27:39,428 --> 00:27:41,030 What are we gonna do? 575 00:27:41,130 --> 00:27:43,366 Listen here. 576 00:27:43,466 --> 00:27:45,735 You remember that last game of Baton we played? 577 00:27:45,801 --> 00:27:47,571 The one when I finally beat you? 578 00:27:47,737 --> 00:27:49,540 You cannot be bringing that up again right now. 579 00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:52,008 I'm not just talking about that. 580 00:27:52,108 --> 00:27:55,311 I have more to say. I promise. 581 00:27:55,411 --> 00:27:58,981 Even though I was the glorious winner, 582 00:27:59,081 --> 00:28:01,951 the real truth is... 583 00:28:02,051 --> 00:28:06,289 you played one of the best games I've ever seen, ever. 584 00:28:06,389 --> 00:28:08,057 You didn't give up. 585 00:28:08,157 --> 00:28:10,627 That's my point. 586 00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:13,564 I've never seen anyone in my life... 587 00:28:13,664 --> 00:28:15,431 without a single brick... 588 00:28:15,532 --> 00:28:20,369 put up such a fight. Like, damn. 589 00:28:20,469 --> 00:28:22,872 That's sexy, like... 590 00:28:22,972 --> 00:28:25,676 That makes you the most determined person I know. 591 00:28:26,776 --> 00:28:30,079 You're gonna find your strategy sooner or later. 592 00:28:30,179 --> 00:28:32,848 And this time you're gonna win. 593 00:28:32,949 --> 00:28:35,552 Unlike last time. 594 00:28:35,652 --> 00:28:37,787 Against me... 595 00:28:37,853 --> 00:28:38,888 when I won. 596 00:28:45,596 --> 00:28:47,296 I have an idea. 597 00:28:47,396 --> 00:28:48,864 I have to go to the bathroom. 598 00:28:54,804 --> 00:28:57,674 I have a stomach ache. 599 00:28:57,807 --> 00:28:59,976 Make sure to courtesy flush! 600 00:29:11,622 --> 00:29:13,590 Interesting. 601 00:31:11,608 --> 00:31:12,576 Carfentanil. 602 00:31:24,954 --> 00:31:26,956 That was by far the best season, by far. 603 00:31:26,989 --> 00:31:28,357 It's definitely top five. 604 00:31:28,457 --> 00:31:29,826 Of course it was. 605 00:31:29,959 --> 00:31:31,127 I'll never forget the first time they showed up. 606 00:31:31,227 --> 00:31:33,229 They didn't know each other. Mm, mm! 607 00:31:33,329 --> 00:31:35,431 And who could forget their first makeout sesh 608 00:31:35,532 --> 00:31:37,066 at the bonfire? 609 00:31:37,166 --> 00:31:39,101 They were practically ripping each other's clothes off. 610 00:31:39,201 --> 00:31:41,671 I've never seen so much sexiness. 611 00:31:41,772 --> 00:31:43,372 Nothing can top AJ and Sienna. 612 00:31:43,472 --> 00:31:45,809 Remember when AJ threw himself out the car 613 00:31:45,975 --> 00:31:47,243 and jumped over the fence? 614 00:31:47,343 --> 00:31:48,978 Ran right past the producers, 615 00:31:49,078 --> 00:31:52,014 and in one fell swoop, hopped on the back of Sienna's horse! 616 00:31:52,114 --> 00:31:54,584 If love was real four years ago, it still can be today. 617 00:31:54,684 --> 00:31:56,452 That's all I'ma say. 618 00:31:57,353 --> 00:32:00,055 That's a long time to be taking a dump. 619 00:32:03,292 --> 00:32:05,428 Shit. Shit. 620 00:32:31,888 --> 00:32:33,355 Where is she? 621 00:32:35,625 --> 00:32:37,928 I think you're out of wet wipes. 622 00:32:40,630 --> 00:32:42,131 Watchin' you. 623 00:32:59,048 --> 00:33:00,550 -Car-fent-anil. -Yeah. 624 00:33:00,650 --> 00:33:01,751 What is that? 625 00:33:01,852 --> 00:33:03,753 It causes instant seizures and then death. 626 00:33:03,854 --> 00:33:06,489 It's used primarily to tranquilize oversized animals. 627 00:33:06,590 --> 00:33:09,458 Or reality dating show couples freshly kidnapped. 628 00:33:09,559 --> 00:33:11,126 Well, the good news is, I have something-- 629 00:33:11,227 --> 00:33:13,597 I found the security mainframe to the smarthome. 630 00:33:13,697 --> 00:33:15,097 Look at you, 631 00:33:15,197 --> 00:33:17,266 climbing through the air vents like an action hero. 632 00:33:17,366 --> 00:33:19,703 I think you're starting to enjoy this. 633 00:33:19,803 --> 00:33:21,671 It's like a real life game. 634 00:33:21,771 --> 00:33:23,172 You might actually win. 635 00:33:27,911 --> 00:33:30,547 Today, you are going to separate into three challenges 636 00:33:30,647 --> 00:33:32,716 specifically designed for each couple. 637 00:33:32,816 --> 00:33:36,085 I suggest you take these challenges very seriously. 638 00:33:36,185 --> 00:33:38,354 You don't wanna piss off Kristen. 639 00:33:38,454 --> 00:33:41,156 You know, when you get to know her, she's really a sweetheart, 640 00:33:41,257 --> 00:33:43,593 not to mention a great friend. 641 00:33:43,693 --> 00:33:45,461 You might want to invite her to some of your-- 642 00:33:45,562 --> 00:33:46,897 -- reunion parties sometime. 643 00:33:46,997 --> 00:33:48,865 Oh my god, it's her. 644 00:33:49,533 --> 00:33:50,600 Gotta go! 645 00:33:52,201 --> 00:33:54,236 What? 646 00:34:42,484 --> 00:34:45,555 What the hell? Hey, hey, hey! 647 00:34:49,893 --> 00:34:51,460 AJ... 648 00:34:51,561 --> 00:34:53,395 -Where we at? -I don't know. 649 00:35:05,809 --> 00:35:06,876 Oh my god. 650 00:35:06,977 --> 00:35:09,178 Is that the asshole you kissed in the club? 651 00:35:11,748 --> 00:35:13,415 Hey, Mac. 652 00:35:14,350 --> 00:35:15,417 What would a beach resort be 653 00:35:15,518 --> 00:35:16,820 without one of your past lovers 654 00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:20,289 coming back to test your relationship midseason? 655 00:35:20,389 --> 00:35:23,192 If the other shows think it's helpful, so do we. 656 00:35:23,225 --> 00:35:26,763 So your next challenge is to eliminate the interloper 657 00:35:26,863 --> 00:35:29,666 and prove that no one can get between you. 658 00:35:32,569 --> 00:35:35,805 Your next challenge is in the Tiki Shack of Secrets, 659 00:35:35,905 --> 00:35:39,208 to finally come clean and forgive each other. 660 00:35:44,279 --> 00:35:47,349 Your next challenge is a classic trust exercise-- 661 00:35:47,449 --> 00:35:49,284 a Truth Booth of sorts-- 662 00:35:49,385 --> 00:35:53,222 to decide if Hugh is loyal once and for all. 663 00:35:53,255 --> 00:35:55,424 Your challenges... 664 00:35:55,525 --> 00:35:57,459 begin...now. 665 00:35:57,560 --> 00:35:59,228 Whoa! 666 00:36:01,631 --> 00:36:04,634 -Oh, shoot. -Whoa. Whoa! 667 00:36:04,734 --> 00:36:06,803 What's going on? What? 668 00:36:06,903 --> 00:36:08,872 That's not so bad. 669 00:36:08,972 --> 00:36:10,874 It smells like almonds. 670 00:36:10,974 --> 00:36:14,044 Almonds? It's actually hydrogen cyanide. 671 00:36:14,144 --> 00:36:16,079 And at this rate, we'll be dead in less than two minutes. 672 00:36:16,245 --> 00:36:17,279 What!? 673 00:36:24,587 --> 00:36:27,423 Hey, Kristen. 674 00:36:27,524 --> 00:36:30,727 Are you sure all this is a good idea? 675 00:36:30,827 --> 00:36:33,897 Hey, what if instead, we send them on dinner dates? 676 00:36:33,997 --> 00:36:35,165 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, 677 00:36:35,264 --> 00:36:38,702 some nice, uh, nice clothes and mood lighting and... 678 00:36:38,802 --> 00:36:40,369 fake food they'll never eat? 679 00:36:40,469 --> 00:36:41,905 Name one show on TV that doesn't 680 00:36:42,005 --> 00:36:44,440 trauma bond their contestants into love! 681 00:36:44,541 --> 00:36:46,543 - Hm. - Hm? 682 00:36:46,643 --> 00:36:49,779 Have you seen every episode of Ex on the Mind ? 683 00:36:49,879 --> 00:36:51,581 Okay. Hm. 684 00:36:51,681 --> 00:36:54,084 Well, then at least no permanent damage, right? 685 00:36:54,184 --> 00:36:55,618 Mm-hmm. 686 00:36:55,719 --> 00:36:57,386 Refill, will ya, babe? 687 00:36:57,486 --> 00:36:58,588 Of course. 688 00:36:58,688 --> 00:36:59,656 Help! 689 00:37:03,526 --> 00:37:04,561 What do we do? 690 00:37:04,661 --> 00:37:06,029 I don't know, but... 691 00:37:06,129 --> 00:37:08,430 that thing is pointed right at my chest, 692 00:37:08,531 --> 00:37:11,568 and I cannot get a bruise, boo. 693 00:37:11,668 --> 00:37:14,671 Do you have any idea how much these cost? 694 00:37:14,771 --> 00:37:17,306 Aah! 695 00:37:17,339 --> 00:37:18,775 AJ, you get us out! 696 00:37:18,875 --> 00:37:20,409 You're the one hooked up to the lie detector test! 697 00:37:20,510 --> 00:37:22,311 I, I have no clue why I am hooked up 698 00:37:22,344 --> 00:37:24,013 to a lie detector test. 699 00:37:24,114 --> 00:37:25,215 I don't tell lies! 700 00:37:35,592 --> 00:37:36,893 Sienna can't forgive you 701 00:37:36,993 --> 00:37:38,327 if you don't tell the truth. 702 00:37:39,495 --> 00:37:40,563 No. 703 00:37:44,834 --> 00:37:45,802 Ow! 704 00:37:52,407 --> 00:37:55,979 -Now what? -It's a puzzle. 705 00:37:56,079 --> 00:37:57,113 An escape room. 706 00:37:59,149 --> 00:38:02,384 Babe, babe, get on the platform, go! 707 00:38:02,484 --> 00:38:04,254 Okay, okay! 708 00:38:04,353 --> 00:38:05,855 Go, go, go, go! 709 00:38:07,590 --> 00:38:08,892 No... 710 00:38:08,992 --> 00:38:10,593 This crazy bitch wants us to saw through this rope 711 00:38:10,693 --> 00:38:12,361 and watch Mac plunge to his death? 712 00:38:12,427 --> 00:38:13,797 No, not happening. 713 00:38:13,897 --> 00:38:16,065 I didn't know you cared so much about the douchebag 714 00:38:16,166 --> 00:38:18,400 who vampires your neck every time we break up. 715 00:38:20,369 --> 00:38:21,470 I'm not killing him. 716 00:38:29,012 --> 00:38:30,880 It's, it's, it's like a prisoner's dilemma. 717 00:38:30,980 --> 00:38:32,381 One of us has to stay on the platform 718 00:38:32,481 --> 00:38:34,017 for the door to stay open. 719 00:38:34,117 --> 00:38:36,385 So only one of us can run out and survive? 720 00:38:40,256 --> 00:38:42,158 If you will not saw Mac to his death, 721 00:38:42,258 --> 00:38:44,426 we will have no choice but to shock you. 722 00:38:44,527 --> 00:38:45,562 That bitch! 723 00:38:52,836 --> 00:38:55,104 I couldn't care less. I'll kill Mac! 724 00:38:59,242 --> 00:39:01,878 No, no, no! Stop, stop, stop, stop! 725 00:39:01,978 --> 00:39:04,080 Mac is a good person. 726 00:39:04,180 --> 00:39:06,516 He's a good relationship trespasser. 727 00:39:13,455 --> 00:39:14,858 You bastard! 728 00:39:14,958 --> 00:39:16,425 Tell the truth! 729 00:39:16,458 --> 00:39:17,627 About what? 730 00:39:17,727 --> 00:39:19,329 Did you cheat on me? 731 00:39:22,699 --> 00:39:25,768 It's more complicated than that, okay? 732 00:39:25,869 --> 00:39:28,238 We weren't getting along...for a while, 733 00:39:28,338 --> 00:39:30,807 and, and... 734 00:39:30,907 --> 00:39:33,042 we were allowing each other to see other people. 735 00:39:33,142 --> 00:39:33,743 What!? 736 00:39:39,983 --> 00:39:41,751 Sienna, do you forgive AJ? 737 00:39:41,851 --> 00:39:43,953 I never gave you permission to see anyone. 738 00:39:44,053 --> 00:39:45,454 No, I don't forgive him. 739 00:39:46,656 --> 00:39:48,024 No! 740 00:39:49,359 --> 00:39:52,662 Oh my...God! 741 00:39:53,997 --> 00:39:57,499 No ear and completely deformed boobs. 742 00:39:57,600 --> 00:40:00,036 -Tell the truth! -Okay, okay, okay! 743 00:40:00,136 --> 00:40:01,905 Okay, so, so maybe it wasn't an agreement. 744 00:40:02,005 --> 00:40:03,673 But I thought it was okay! 745 00:40:05,708 --> 00:40:07,143 No! 746 00:40:19,622 --> 00:40:21,925 All right, all right, we can figure this out. 747 00:40:22,025 --> 00:40:24,060 One of us doesn't have to die for the other to escape. 748 00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:25,628 I have an idea. 749 00:40:25,728 --> 00:40:26,729 - Okay. - Come on. 750 00:40:26,829 --> 00:40:28,531 Okay. 751 00:40:29,132 --> 00:40:30,533 - Jump off! - Okay. 752 00:40:30,633 --> 00:40:31,768 Now go! 753 00:40:31,868 --> 00:40:33,036 Wait wait wait, no, wait. What about you? 754 00:40:33,136 --> 00:40:35,204 I, I'ma figure it out, okay? You go! 755 00:40:35,305 --> 00:40:36,739 Why should I go? You should go! 756 00:40:36,839 --> 00:40:38,808 I'm not gonna leave without you. 757 00:40:38,908 --> 00:40:41,711 I'm trying to save your life. 758 00:40:41,811 --> 00:40:43,846 Lexy, go! 759 00:40:46,950 --> 00:40:48,017 Okay, stop! 760 00:40:48,117 --> 00:40:50,186 Okay, okay, okay, stop, stop! 761 00:40:52,822 --> 00:40:55,224 I cheated. 762 00:40:55,325 --> 00:40:56,626 Okay? 763 00:40:56,726 --> 00:40:57,794 There, I said it! 764 00:40:57,894 --> 00:41:00,229 I cheated on you. 765 00:41:00,330 --> 00:41:02,966 Sienna, do you forgive him? 766 00:41:03,066 --> 00:41:05,535 Yes, yes... 767 00:41:05,568 --> 00:41:07,437 Come on, come on... 768 00:41:07,537 --> 00:41:09,372 Yeah, fine. 769 00:41:09,539 --> 00:41:10,440 I forgive him. 770 00:41:10,540 --> 00:41:11,874 But wouldn't you like to know 771 00:41:11,975 --> 00:41:13,676 who he cheated on you with? 772 00:41:19,082 --> 00:41:22,652 Yeah. Yeah, actually. 773 00:41:22,752 --> 00:41:23,653 I would. 774 00:41:32,595 --> 00:41:34,764 Saw the rope now! 775 00:41:36,332 --> 00:41:39,802 I can't do it. I'm not going to kill anyone. 776 00:41:39,902 --> 00:41:41,604 Saw! 777 00:41:41,704 --> 00:41:43,007 I'm not killing anyone. 778 00:41:43,107 --> 00:41:44,842 Why are you choosing him over us? 779 00:41:44,942 --> 00:41:46,043 No! 780 00:41:46,143 --> 00:41:48,412 There will never be an "us"! 781 00:41:48,579 --> 00:41:49,446 No, damn it! 782 00:41:49,580 --> 00:41:50,647 I have to do every damn thing myself! 783 00:41:50,748 --> 00:41:52,850 -What do I get to have!? -Kristen, what are you-- 784 00:41:58,088 --> 00:41:59,189 Okay, come on, people. 785 00:41:59,289 --> 00:42:00,290 Hurry up, finish your challenges, okay? 786 00:42:00,391 --> 00:42:01,725 Come on, come on, show your love! 787 00:42:01,825 --> 00:42:02,926 Show your love, show your love. 788 00:42:03,027 --> 00:42:04,361 Awww, damn! 789 00:42:04,461 --> 00:42:06,864 Who did you have sex with, AJ? 790 00:42:06,964 --> 00:42:09,501 I promise you, you don't wanna...know. 791 00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:11,268 Tell me! 792 00:42:15,072 --> 00:42:16,607 Your mom! 793 00:42:16,707 --> 00:42:20,778 I banged your mom during the hometown visit. 794 00:42:20,878 --> 00:42:23,313 I'm sorry! 795 00:42:23,414 --> 00:42:26,383 But have you seen that ass? 796 00:42:26,483 --> 00:42:28,052 My god... 797 00:42:28,152 --> 00:42:30,621 She's a smokeshow! 798 00:42:43,767 --> 00:42:45,803 Ahh! 799 00:42:47,671 --> 00:42:48,705 You asshole! 800 00:42:48,806 --> 00:42:49,907 Oh! 801 00:43:02,219 --> 00:43:03,420 What are you doing? 802 00:43:05,656 --> 00:43:07,658 I'm not leaving without you. 803 00:43:09,426 --> 00:43:13,097 - I love you. - I love you too. 804 00:43:19,002 --> 00:43:20,471 Nice work, both of you. 805 00:43:20,572 --> 00:43:23,240 You've figured out that loyalty and love for each other 806 00:43:23,340 --> 00:43:25,843 will prevail in any situation. 807 00:43:28,812 --> 00:43:30,047 I can't choose you. 808 00:43:30,147 --> 00:43:31,215 Some people just, they're not-- 809 00:43:31,315 --> 00:43:33,250 they're not meant to be together. 810 00:43:33,350 --> 00:43:36,588 And we will never be together! 811 00:43:36,687 --> 00:43:38,856 What the hell!? 812 00:43:38,956 --> 00:43:40,491 F-boy, f-bye. 813 00:43:42,059 --> 00:43:43,694 Girl, I don't, uh... 814 00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:45,696 I don't think you can kill the queer people first anymore. 815 00:43:45,729 --> 00:43:47,297 Just die. 816 00:43:48,098 --> 00:43:49,166 I, I, wait, please. 817 00:43:49,266 --> 00:43:51,301 I, I... 818 00:43:54,238 --> 00:43:56,608 You got any aspirin? 819 00:43:58,709 --> 00:44:01,613 Oh honey, I didn't mean to scare you. 820 00:44:04,948 --> 00:44:06,283 I meant to kill you! 821 00:44:18,162 --> 00:44:19,863 Our first elimination. 822 00:44:21,265 --> 00:44:22,332 You know what? 823 00:44:22,432 --> 00:44:24,401 I think I want some pineapple juice. 824 00:44:24,502 --> 00:44:25,603 I'm gonna get me some pineapple juice. 825 00:44:25,736 --> 00:44:27,938 -You want some pineapple juice? -What? 826 00:44:28,038 --> 00:44:29,373 Kristen, this, this wasn't supposed to be 827 00:44:29,473 --> 00:44:31,408 a part of the eliminations. 828 00:44:31,509 --> 00:44:33,243 Excuse me? 829 00:44:33,343 --> 00:44:35,547 Kristen, I loved them! 830 00:44:35,647 --> 00:44:36,847 Come on. 831 00:44:36,947 --> 00:44:38,115 Quincy? Zion? 832 00:44:38,215 --> 00:44:40,450 What's wrong with you, okay? 833 00:44:40,552 --> 00:44:44,288 I, I'm not gonna be a part of this anymore. 834 00:44:44,388 --> 00:44:45,856 I'm done. 835 00:44:45,956 --> 00:44:47,958 Terry! 836 00:44:48,058 --> 00:44:51,395 If Chris Harrison can be replaced, so can you! 837 00:44:51,495 --> 00:44:54,364 But first, I have a question. 838 00:44:59,537 --> 00:45:01,506 When you were a scrawny preteen 839 00:45:01,606 --> 00:45:03,874 being bullied for your butt-ugly pimple face 840 00:45:03,974 --> 00:45:07,477 that made even your own mother and your uncle Larry vomit-- 841 00:45:07,579 --> 00:45:08,845 you remember your uncle Larry! 842 00:45:08,946 --> 00:45:10,548 He'd look at you-- 843 00:45:10,648 --> 00:45:11,915 I said, "Don't do that, Uncle Larry!" 844 00:45:14,586 --> 00:45:15,485 "Your face! Your face!" 845 00:45:15,587 --> 00:45:18,623 Who was by your side? 846 00:45:18,789 --> 00:45:19,691 Me. 847 00:45:19,790 --> 00:45:21,858 Only me. 848 00:45:21,959 --> 00:45:25,429 You remember when you were a scared metrosexual 849 00:45:25,530 --> 00:45:29,299 in the Marines--oorah, huh? 850 00:45:29,399 --> 00:45:33,337 Being bullied by all those manly men... 851 00:45:33,437 --> 00:45:35,405 because you decided to stay up all night 852 00:45:35,506 --> 00:45:37,941 binging Are You the One? 853 00:45:38,041 --> 00:45:40,277 Who did you call? Who you gonna call? 854 00:45:40,377 --> 00:45:42,980 Not Ghostbusters. You called me! 855 00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:47,451 I have always been the only person by your side. 856 00:45:47,552 --> 00:45:48,720 Devin was there before too. 857 00:45:48,819 --> 00:45:50,220 We're not talkin' about Devin! 858 00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:53,123 For the first time in my life, we're talking about me. 859 00:45:53,223 --> 00:45:55,660 I have always been the only one by your side, 860 00:45:55,826 --> 00:45:58,362 and the least I deserve is for you to be by mine 861 00:45:58,462 --> 00:46:00,665 while I fight for love. 862 00:46:00,831 --> 00:46:02,466 I am doing what I have to do 863 00:46:02,567 --> 00:46:05,235 to get at least one of these couples reunited. 864 00:46:05,335 --> 00:46:06,970 I already lost one couple. 865 00:46:07,070 --> 00:46:09,106 Terry, this is what we decided to do. 866 00:46:09,206 --> 00:46:12,242 This is what we promised! We are fighting for love. 867 00:46:12,342 --> 00:46:14,444 Don't you want that? 868 00:46:18,849 --> 00:46:20,484 Yes. 869 00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:24,555 I know you do. 870 00:46:24,656 --> 00:46:27,659 You love love like I love love, don't you? 871 00:46:27,759 --> 00:46:29,259 You know what would make you feel better? 872 00:46:29,359 --> 00:46:32,062 Pineapple juice! Mm-hmm. 873 00:46:32,162 --> 00:46:33,765 In a golden season finale chalice. 874 00:46:33,864 --> 00:46:35,566 -Come on, let's go. -Okay. 875 00:46:35,667 --> 00:46:38,736 Let's go, here we go. Come on! 876 00:46:55,653 --> 00:46:58,221 Damn, what the hell happened to y'all? 877 00:46:58,322 --> 00:47:00,257 AJ had sex with my mother. 878 00:47:02,092 --> 00:47:05,362 Well, technically it wasn't traditional sex. 879 00:47:05,462 --> 00:47:08,332 It was primarily backdoor. 880 00:47:08,432 --> 00:47:11,803 I'm just keeping it one-hundo. 881 00:47:11,902 --> 00:47:15,072 Well, I'm just happy everyone is okay. 882 00:47:15,172 --> 00:47:16,907 So did you two have the pleasure of confirming 883 00:47:17,007 --> 00:47:20,210 all the reasons why you broke up too? 884 00:47:20,310 --> 00:47:22,913 Not really, actually. 885 00:47:22,946 --> 00:47:25,783 Where are those two super trashy toxic peeps 886 00:47:25,916 --> 00:47:28,919 who clearly never had any chance of winning anything? 887 00:47:28,985 --> 00:47:31,823 Terry, what's going on? 888 00:47:31,922 --> 00:47:33,524 I know torturing us and hurting us 889 00:47:33,624 --> 00:47:35,425 could not have been part of your plan. 890 00:47:35,526 --> 00:47:37,027 Look... 891 00:47:37,127 --> 00:47:39,530 I know you went through a lot of pain after losing Devin, 892 00:47:39,630 --> 00:47:41,932 and it resulted it in this codependency with Kristen, 893 00:47:41,998 --> 00:47:43,233 but you don't have to torture-- 894 00:47:43,333 --> 00:47:45,670 I'm not torturing you! 895 00:47:45,770 --> 00:47:47,505 Look, this, this was just supposed to be some, 896 00:47:47,605 --> 00:47:49,507 some, some harmless games. 897 00:47:53,944 --> 00:47:56,947 Today marks a very, very sad day for me. 898 00:47:56,980 --> 00:47:59,950 A year ago today, my fiancée, Devin, passed. 899 00:48:01,318 --> 00:48:02,720 Came completely out of the blue. 900 00:48:02,953 --> 00:48:04,287 Okay? 901 00:48:04,388 --> 00:48:05,757 And... 902 00:48:05,857 --> 00:48:07,558 Kristen and I, we... 903 00:48:07,658 --> 00:48:10,961 just need to believe that love... 904 00:48:10,994 --> 00:48:12,597 love is possible again. 905 00:48:12,697 --> 00:48:14,998 Exactly right, Terry. 906 00:48:15,098 --> 00:48:17,467 We need something to celebrate. 907 00:48:17,568 --> 00:48:23,407 Only the best rosé in our season finale gold chalice. 908 00:48:23,508 --> 00:48:27,244 Terry, please do us the honors by serving us. 909 00:48:30,615 --> 00:48:34,384 Now that you have successfully completed your Truth Booth 910 00:48:34,484 --> 00:48:37,187 and Shack of Secrets... 911 00:48:37,287 --> 00:48:40,424 you are now one step closer... 912 00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:46,664 ...to being your perfect matches. 913 00:48:46,764 --> 00:48:48,866 And I have--hold on-- 914 00:48:48,999 --> 00:48:51,034 a little speech in here. 915 00:48:51,134 --> 00:48:53,604 "If you feel you have your perfect matches, then lock in--" 916 00:48:53,704 --> 00:48:54,872 Oh! 917 00:48:56,607 --> 00:48:58,008 -Oh shit! -Oh my gosh! 918 00:49:00,010 --> 00:49:00,878 He's bleeding! 919 00:49:01,011 --> 00:49:02,379 That's real! 920 00:49:02,479 --> 00:49:04,014 Is that Zion!? 921 00:49:06,416 --> 00:49:09,019 Dude, this is so embarassing. 922 00:49:11,421 --> 00:49:12,890 Terry... 923 00:49:13,023 --> 00:49:15,025 Oh my god, will he just die? 924 00:49:16,359 --> 00:49:17,562 What!? 925 00:49:21,331 --> 00:49:22,667 Harold! 926 00:49:22,767 --> 00:49:25,736 Oh, that dinosaur has worse timing than a commercial break. 927 00:49:25,837 --> 00:49:27,738 Lock all of them in the room. 928 00:49:27,839 --> 00:49:29,740 I've gotta take care of Harold! 929 00:49:29,841 --> 00:49:31,041 Take it easy, take it easy. 930 00:49:31,107 --> 00:49:32,476 Help me, come on! 931 00:49:32,577 --> 00:49:33,878 Sorry. I'm sorry. 932 00:49:34,044 --> 00:49:35,278 -Terry-- -Please. 933 00:49:35,378 --> 00:49:36,514 What are you doing? Come on! 934 00:49:36,614 --> 00:49:38,081 Please, I'm sorry. 935 00:49:38,181 --> 00:49:39,349 -Eww. -I'm sorry, I'm sorry, 936 00:49:39,449 --> 00:49:41,051 just please... 937 00:49:42,052 --> 00:49:43,855 Oh, great! 938 00:49:43,955 --> 00:49:46,156 So what the hell are we supposed to do now? 939 00:49:46,256 --> 00:49:47,491 Lexy got something that might work, 940 00:49:47,592 --> 00:49:48,860 but we need to hurry. 941 00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:50,962 Get up! 942 00:49:51,061 --> 00:49:52,295 What? 943 00:49:55,098 --> 00:49:56,834 Listen here, prehistoric penis! 944 00:49:56,934 --> 00:49:58,569 I am trying to save the future 945 00:49:58,669 --> 00:50:00,872 of the world's last two greatest couples. 946 00:50:00,972 --> 00:50:01,973 What do you want!? 947 00:50:02,072 --> 00:50:03,340 Our date! I'm here to pick you up. 948 00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:05,041 Remember? I said I'd come tonight. 949 00:50:05,141 --> 00:50:07,979 Listen, Harold, your forgetfulness is in overdrive. 950 00:50:08,078 --> 00:50:09,145 There is no date. 951 00:50:09,246 --> 00:50:11,481 There never was one, never will be. 952 00:50:11,582 --> 00:50:14,585 Don't you wanna take a chance on love? 953 00:50:14,685 --> 00:50:15,920 I did. 954 00:50:16,019 --> 00:50:18,154 But there's only one man in the world for me. 955 00:50:18,255 --> 00:50:20,323 And I've come to accept that without him, 956 00:50:20,423 --> 00:50:23,628 I can now share the love of my favorite TV stars. 957 00:50:23,728 --> 00:50:27,665 But you, Harold, you're not Andy, nor a TV star. 958 00:50:27,765 --> 00:50:29,567 Well, actually, back in 1965, 959 00:50:29,667 --> 00:50:31,301 I applied to be on The Dating Game . 960 00:50:31,401 --> 00:50:33,436 You see, back then we didn't have no reality TV, 961 00:50:33,538 --> 00:50:35,940 just game shows on the regular networks. 962 00:50:36,039 --> 00:50:38,341 I could've been a TV star. 963 00:50:38,441 --> 00:50:40,377 A TV star? 964 00:50:43,413 --> 00:50:45,348 The room is literally just down the hall. 965 00:50:45,448 --> 00:50:48,118 -Follow me. -All right, AJ, you up. 966 00:50:48,218 --> 00:50:51,187 No, no, I don't really know how to say this, 967 00:50:51,288 --> 00:50:54,692 but, um, yeah, I'm gonna have a little bit of trouble 968 00:50:54,792 --> 00:50:56,661 climbing up there because... 969 00:50:56,761 --> 00:50:58,896 because, well, earlier... 970 00:50:58,996 --> 00:51:00,330 my, uh... 971 00:51:00,430 --> 00:51:02,232 both my nuts...- 972 00:51:02,332 --> 00:51:05,135 ...they sort of, uh... 973 00:51:05,168 --> 00:51:07,572 They exploded.- 974 00:51:14,344 --> 00:51:15,445 I can help you. Come on. 975 00:51:15,546 --> 00:51:16,781 Are you serious? - I got you, yes. 976 00:51:16,881 --> 00:51:17,882 Thank you. 977 00:51:17,982 --> 00:51:19,050 Come in here. Give me a hug. 978 00:51:19,149 --> 00:51:21,886 Oh... Yeah, you're welcome. 979 00:51:25,890 --> 00:51:27,892 Hey, to the left. 980 00:51:27,992 --> 00:51:29,894 All right, uh, we got the vent. 981 00:51:29,994 --> 00:51:32,429 -We gotta go to the vent. -Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 982 00:51:34,164 --> 00:51:36,867 No, no, no. Whew, whew, whew. 983 00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:52,650 Harold, I don't know what part of no you don't understand, 984 00:51:52,750 --> 00:51:54,685 so let me be very clear. 985 00:51:54,785 --> 00:51:58,522 I am never, ever, ever going anywhere, 986 00:51:58,623 --> 00:52:03,226 not a zilch, crackin' nowhere with you, player! 987 00:52:03,326 --> 00:52:05,195 Pops! Whatever! 988 00:52:05,295 --> 00:52:08,799 Even if my very life depended on it. 989 00:52:08,899 --> 00:52:10,200 Oh, all right. 990 00:52:10,300 --> 00:52:13,871 I can take a hint. 991 00:52:13,971 --> 00:52:17,207 Let's just order in then, hm? 992 00:52:17,273 --> 00:52:18,609 Goodbye. 993 00:52:21,244 --> 00:52:22,412 I'm not sure how much time we have, 994 00:52:22,513 --> 00:52:23,948 so I just say unplug the whole thing. 995 00:52:24,048 --> 00:52:27,084 No, no, no, no, that can only make things worse for us. 996 00:52:27,217 --> 00:52:28,318 A hard shutdown could cause 997 00:52:28,418 --> 00:52:30,387 severe hard drive corruption issues. 998 00:52:30,487 --> 00:52:33,223 Might even lock the whole security system in place. 999 00:52:33,323 --> 00:52:35,526 I learned that first year studying this stuff. 1000 00:52:35,626 --> 00:52:38,095 -Studying what stuff? -Software engineering. 1001 00:52:38,228 --> 00:52:40,363 You're a software engineer? 1002 00:52:40,463 --> 00:52:42,265 Uh, yeah, I tried to tell you guys earlier, 1003 00:52:42,365 --> 00:52:43,668 but you just kept saying 1004 00:52:43,768 --> 00:52:46,302 let the smart people make the math charts. 1005 00:52:46,403 --> 00:52:48,939 I thought you were a professional surfing enthusiast. 1006 00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:51,374 No, the producers just said it'd be better for the edit 1007 00:52:51,474 --> 00:52:55,079 if I fit the, quote, "California bro character." 1008 00:52:55,245 --> 00:52:57,081 Okay, I'm gathering the IP address 1009 00:52:57,247 --> 00:52:58,415 and signature information 1010 00:52:58,516 --> 00:53:00,618 to auto run a list of factory set passwords. 1011 00:53:02,252 --> 00:53:03,788 It's gonna take a minute. 1012 00:53:03,888 --> 00:53:05,923 Well, hurry up. We've got five minutes, tops. 1013 00:53:06,023 --> 00:53:07,625 Well, you do that. 1014 00:53:07,725 --> 00:53:10,326 Lex, we gotta go find a weapon. Let's go. 1015 00:53:46,997 --> 00:53:49,499 He's gotta have another gun in here somewhere. 1016 00:53:51,602 --> 00:53:52,570 There's gotta be something. 1017 00:54:23,701 --> 00:54:25,636 -Hugh! -What? 1018 00:54:25,736 --> 00:54:27,403 You come look at this. 1019 00:54:31,407 --> 00:54:32,910 Kristen! 1020 00:54:34,612 --> 00:54:36,814 Let me in! 1021 00:54:37,347 --> 00:54:38,916 I'll kill that old man. 1022 00:54:39,016 --> 00:54:41,351 Coming, Harold! 1023 00:54:41,451 --> 00:54:43,120 Get on my nerves! 1024 00:54:43,220 --> 00:54:45,355 What-- 1025 00:54:45,421 --> 00:54:48,626 ...the hell are you doing, Ter? 1026 00:54:49,860 --> 00:54:51,162 Damn it! 1027 00:54:55,365 --> 00:54:56,399 Could you be any slower? 1028 00:54:56,499 --> 00:54:57,568 Sixty more seconds. 1029 00:54:57,668 --> 00:54:59,369 I'm almost through the system. 1030 00:55:04,675 --> 00:55:06,710 Okay. 1031 00:55:07,410 --> 00:55:09,146 She's been stalking us. 1032 00:55:10,748 --> 00:55:12,216 That ain't all she done. 1033 00:55:15,619 --> 00:55:17,254 Oh, this is crazy. 1034 00:55:18,856 --> 00:55:21,091 How long has she been planning this? 1035 00:55:23,493 --> 00:55:24,795 Hurry up, Terry! 1036 00:55:24,895 --> 00:55:26,664 Harold's still at the front door! 1037 00:55:27,731 --> 00:55:29,767 Damn it, Terry, hurry up! 1038 00:55:29,867 --> 00:55:31,702 I heard you the first time! 1039 00:55:35,405 --> 00:55:36,674 Look. 1040 00:55:36,774 --> 00:55:38,776 Look, look, look, look, look. 1041 00:55:40,778 --> 00:55:42,445 Okay, here we go. 1042 00:55:42,546 --> 00:55:43,814 This is officially one of 1043 00:55:43,914 --> 00:55:45,549 the most important moments of my life. 1044 00:55:45,649 --> 00:55:46,984 Wish me luck. 1045 00:55:51,522 --> 00:55:54,225 Hey! All right, all the way. 1046 00:55:54,692 --> 00:55:55,926 Nice! 1047 00:55:56,026 --> 00:55:58,262 Ever since the first day I saw you in pre-algebra, 1048 00:55:58,428 --> 00:55:59,663 I've loved you. 1049 00:55:59,763 --> 00:56:01,298 I mean, I know I wasn't attractive enough for you 1050 00:56:01,431 --> 00:56:02,833 in high school, but... 1051 00:56:02,933 --> 00:56:04,535 for the past 15 years, 1052 00:56:04,635 --> 00:56:05,903 I've loved you. 1053 00:56:06,003 --> 00:56:08,205 I mean, I've reconfigured my whole life for you. 1054 00:56:08,305 --> 00:56:11,508 I started a multimillion-dollar flower sealant business 1055 00:56:11,609 --> 00:56:12,543 just for you. 1056 00:56:12,643 --> 00:56:14,111 I've made myself perfect for you. 1057 00:56:14,211 --> 00:56:16,881 I got a nose job and I replaced two missing teeth, 1058 00:56:16,981 --> 00:56:18,782 and I'm getting eye surgery next month. 1059 00:56:18,883 --> 00:56:21,952 So, Andy Whitworth... 1060 00:56:22,052 --> 00:56:25,222 can we spend the rest of our lives together? 1061 00:56:25,322 --> 00:56:26,257 Huh? 1062 00:56:26,357 --> 00:56:28,959 Hey, wait, you're the one who stabbed 1063 00:56:29,059 --> 00:56:32,462 Lisa Miller in the eye at prom. 1064 00:56:34,131 --> 00:56:35,498 Okay, Arty that's, that's enough. 1065 00:56:35,599 --> 00:56:37,467 That's you. 1066 00:56:38,468 --> 00:56:40,170 Okay, all right. 1067 00:56:43,941 --> 00:56:46,243 Hey, it's not that you weren't... 1068 00:56:46,343 --> 00:56:48,178 attractive enough for me in high school. 1069 00:56:48,279 --> 00:56:50,281 You thought I was attractive? Oh my god! 1070 00:56:50,381 --> 00:56:53,250 Clearly I wasn't straightforward enough back then, but... 1071 00:56:53,350 --> 00:56:55,052 we hardly said two words to each other. 1072 00:56:55,152 --> 00:56:57,554 -I was a little shy, yeah. -You seemed interesting. 1073 00:56:57,655 --> 00:56:58,756 No way! 1074 00:56:58,856 --> 00:57:00,324 Oh, you think I'm interesting! 1075 00:57:00,490 --> 00:57:02,793 No, Kristen, you don't have to change anything 1076 00:57:02,893 --> 00:57:04,228 about yourself. 1077 00:57:04,328 --> 00:57:06,964 About your look or your career. 1078 00:57:07,064 --> 00:57:09,033 It's not about any of those things. 1079 00:57:09,133 --> 00:57:10,901 It's just about you. 1080 00:57:11,001 --> 00:57:14,004 I'm not into you. 1081 00:57:14,104 --> 00:57:16,774 I could never be into you. 1082 00:57:16,874 --> 00:57:18,943 And I know you think some big gesture of love 1083 00:57:19,043 --> 00:57:21,111 could somehow win me over, but... 1084 00:57:21,211 --> 00:57:24,515 it can't now, and it can't ever. 1085 00:57:24,615 --> 00:57:26,216 Ouch! 1086 00:57:26,317 --> 00:57:27,685 It's just the fake romantic shit 1087 00:57:27,785 --> 00:57:30,621 you see on those reality dating shows. 1088 00:57:30,721 --> 00:57:31,889 It's not real life. 1089 00:57:31,989 --> 00:57:34,058 No. 1090 00:57:34,158 --> 00:57:35,993 Say goodbye, buddy! 1091 00:57:44,902 --> 00:57:46,103 You see how this is starting to make sense? 1092 00:57:46,203 --> 00:57:48,639 Mm-hmm. Her villain origin story. 1093 00:57:50,908 --> 00:57:52,943 Look! 1094 00:57:53,811 --> 00:57:58,816 Andy Whitworth, age 33. 1095 00:57:58,916 --> 00:58:02,820 Schoolteacher dies. 1096 00:58:02,920 --> 00:58:05,055 Unexplained sudden seizure. 1097 00:58:13,097 --> 00:58:14,565 Holy shit, my phone! 1098 00:58:16,033 --> 00:58:18,936 And I've got 2300 notifications. 1099 00:58:19,036 --> 00:58:21,271 -Okay, call 911. -I will, I will. 1100 00:58:21,372 --> 00:58:22,573 I just need to super quickly respond 1101 00:58:22,606 --> 00:58:23,942 to these follow requests, okay, super quick. 1102 00:58:24,042 --> 00:58:25,577 Sienna, call someone! 1103 00:58:25,610 --> 00:58:26,978 Or at least post that we're in trouble. 1104 00:58:27,078 --> 00:58:28,380 I'm doing it! 1105 00:58:36,354 --> 00:58:38,590 Will you go online and like my post? 1106 00:58:41,493 --> 00:58:45,196 Okay, we're in! 1107 00:58:47,065 --> 00:58:48,767 Not now, we gotta go. 1108 00:58:51,603 --> 00:58:53,605 Kristen! 1109 00:59:04,616 --> 00:59:06,117 I'm sorry, Z. 1110 00:59:06,217 --> 00:59:07,919 What the hell are you doing up there? 1111 00:59:08,019 --> 00:59:09,087 This is not the time for 1112 00:59:09,187 --> 00:59:11,122 a reality show confessional, Terry! 1113 00:59:12,457 --> 00:59:13,858 What!? 1114 00:59:15,827 --> 00:59:18,396 I have to go reactivate the alarm system. 1115 00:59:37,916 --> 00:59:39,684 Holy mother of god... 1116 00:59:42,787 --> 00:59:44,656 No means no, Harold! 1117 00:59:46,324 --> 00:59:49,094 How did the security system get dismantled? 1118 00:59:49,194 --> 00:59:50,829 Terry! 1119 00:59:57,202 --> 00:59:58,803 Terry! 1120 01:00:19,124 --> 01:00:21,826 And now we're here. 1121 01:00:21,926 --> 01:00:25,997 It's just all so hard, you know? 1122 01:00:26,097 --> 01:00:28,601 I know I have to propose tomorrow. 1123 01:00:28,700 --> 01:00:32,937 But the truth is, I don't know which girl to choose. 1124 01:00:33,037 --> 01:00:35,974 Lexy, you know that's fake. 1125 01:00:36,074 --> 01:00:38,544 This is all... 1126 01:00:38,643 --> 01:00:40,645 They made me say this for good TV. 1127 01:00:40,745 --> 01:00:43,381 How do I know they also didn't convince you to choose me? 1128 01:00:43,481 --> 01:00:45,450 We also made for good TV. 1129 01:00:45,551 --> 01:00:48,253 Here goes...somethin'. 1130 01:00:48,353 --> 01:00:51,289 Forget it. Doesn't matter. 1131 01:00:51,389 --> 01:00:52,423 I was dumb to think these shows 1132 01:00:52,525 --> 01:00:54,926 could ever foster real relationships. 1133 01:00:58,597 --> 01:01:01,099 No, no, no! This couldn't be, man! 1134 01:01:01,199 --> 01:01:02,967 I unlocked the entire frickin' house! 1135 01:01:06,505 --> 01:01:08,940 Unless someone reactivated the system. 1136 01:01:09,040 --> 01:01:10,742 Let's check the front, come on. 1137 01:01:14,345 --> 01:01:15,880 Aaah! 1138 01:01:16,381 --> 01:01:17,949 Aaah! 1139 01:01:18,049 --> 01:01:19,184 Oh my god! 1140 01:01:19,284 --> 01:01:20,485 You're worse than a reality show villain 1141 01:01:20,586 --> 01:01:21,853 they won't eliminate. 1142 01:01:21,953 --> 01:01:22,987 Just when I thought 1143 01:01:23,087 --> 01:01:25,256 we were all falling back in love again... 1144 01:01:25,356 --> 01:01:27,859 I don't think you get it, asshole. 1145 01:01:27,959 --> 01:01:31,829 AJ and I are never, ever getting back together! 1146 01:01:31,930 --> 01:01:32,997 -No. -Yeah. 1147 01:01:33,097 --> 01:01:34,499 -No. -Yeah, that's right! 1148 01:01:34,600 --> 01:01:36,834 The only reason I ever signed up for the dumb show 1149 01:01:36,935 --> 01:01:38,303 was for the followers. 1150 01:01:38,403 --> 01:01:40,772 AJ and I were never in love. 1151 01:01:40,805 --> 01:01:42,675 I just wanted to be an influencer. 1152 01:01:45,578 --> 01:01:49,147 You...are...lying! 1153 01:01:49,247 --> 01:01:53,885 You...were...in...love!!! 1154 01:02:06,931 --> 01:02:10,168 Finally! Shoot him, you idiot! 1155 01:02:10,268 --> 01:02:12,705 No! No, no! No-- 1156 01:02:12,804 --> 01:02:13,972 No more violence, okay? 1157 01:02:14,072 --> 01:02:16,575 I, I, I'm not taking part in any more violence. 1158 01:02:16,675 --> 01:02:19,244 Look, AJ and Sienna, they never loved each other. 1159 01:02:19,344 --> 01:02:21,246 Ask AJ yourself. He'll tell you. 1160 01:02:21,346 --> 01:02:25,083 AJ, why is it that you were with Sienna the whole season? 1161 01:02:25,183 --> 01:02:26,317 Uh, honestly? 1162 01:02:26,417 --> 01:02:28,486 S-S-So I wouldn't get eliminated. 1163 01:02:28,587 --> 01:02:30,822 Like, like, wouldn't you pretend to date a girl 1164 01:02:30,888 --> 01:02:33,258 so you could stay in paradise for the rest of the summer? 1165 01:02:33,358 --> 01:02:34,627 It's just a situationship! 1166 01:02:34,727 --> 01:02:35,493 Hey, hey-- 1167 01:02:35,594 --> 01:02:37,128 Whoa! 1168 01:02:38,396 --> 01:02:39,364 Oh my god! 1169 01:02:39,464 --> 01:02:41,700 I just got shot! 1170 01:02:41,833 --> 01:02:44,235 This, this is what it feels like to get shot! 1171 01:02:45,837 --> 01:02:46,838 Cool. 1172 01:02:48,139 --> 01:02:49,240 Not my carpet! 1173 01:02:50,475 --> 01:02:53,478 I feel so much better... 1174 01:02:53,579 --> 01:02:54,979 You are off the rails! You are worse than 1175 01:02:55,079 --> 01:02:57,516 an eliminated chick in a black SUV! 1176 01:02:57,616 --> 01:02:59,150 I'm not! Shoot him again, okay? 1177 01:02:59,250 --> 01:03:01,386 Everybody knows a gunshot to the shoulder does nothing! 1178 01:03:01,486 --> 01:03:02,387 -No. -Yes. 1179 01:03:02,487 --> 01:03:03,321 -No. -Yes. 1180 01:03:03,421 --> 01:03:04,523 -No. -Yes! 1181 01:03:05,890 --> 01:03:07,593 What if you wanna do a reunion special? 1182 01:03:07,693 --> 01:03:09,662 Oh, I didn't think about that. 1183 01:03:11,362 --> 01:03:13,197 Oh my god! 1184 01:03:13,298 --> 01:03:17,368 Do I have to do every damn thing around here!? 1185 01:03:18,202 --> 01:03:19,904 Those was real gunshots this time. 1186 01:03:20,004 --> 01:03:22,206 -They were. -We gotta go. 1187 01:03:23,141 --> 01:03:24,576 This is the second time in 30 minutes 1188 01:03:24,677 --> 01:03:26,679 you have messed up. You are making more mistakes 1189 01:03:26,779 --> 01:03:29,447 than a man on Euro Island . Mm-hmm! 1190 01:03:29,548 --> 01:03:31,617 Kristen? 1191 01:03:31,717 --> 01:03:33,251 I can't be a part of this, okay? 1192 01:03:33,351 --> 01:03:34,720 I can't be a part of this! 1193 01:03:34,886 --> 01:03:38,256 What happened to love, romanticism, and, and passion? 1194 01:03:38,356 --> 01:03:41,760 We find Lexy and Hugh, or we're going to prison. 1195 01:03:41,893 --> 01:03:45,129 You do know there's no endless streaming in prison. 1196 01:03:45,229 --> 01:03:48,734 Do you wanna miss the next Vanessa and Nick show? 1197 01:03:51,503 --> 01:03:53,471 No. 1198 01:03:53,572 --> 01:03:55,541 Well, then. Help me cover the evidence, 1199 01:03:55,641 --> 01:03:59,410 because if I go down, you go down. 1200 01:03:59,511 --> 01:04:02,548 Hmph! I need to clean up my face. 1201 01:04:14,560 --> 01:04:15,661 Hurry, Hugh, close it! 1202 01:04:15,761 --> 01:04:17,128 I'm trying! 1203 01:04:33,579 --> 01:04:35,413 Shhiit. 1204 01:04:38,015 --> 01:04:40,985 Hey, hey, what are you two... 1205 01:04:41,085 --> 01:04:42,755 - Don't interrupt them. - ...doing? 1206 01:04:42,855 --> 01:04:44,590 -Mm! -Woo! 1207 01:04:49,494 --> 01:04:50,995 Oh, this not the Boom Boom Room? 1208 01:04:51,095 --> 01:04:52,731 We thought we locked the door. We didn't lock the door? 1209 01:04:52,831 --> 01:04:54,533 There's no Boom Boom Room in the villa. 1210 01:04:54,633 --> 01:04:55,768 Not in the villa. 1211 01:04:55,868 --> 01:04:58,102 He, he meant the Fantasy Suites. 1212 01:04:58,202 --> 01:05:00,338 Yeah, yeah, we thought this was the Fantasy Suites. 1213 01:05:00,438 --> 01:05:04,041 This is...way fancier and more elaborate 1214 01:05:04,142 --> 01:05:06,978 than a cheap Boom Boom Room. 1215 01:05:08,847 --> 01:05:10,047 Thanks to all your generous efforts, 1216 01:05:10,148 --> 01:05:12,785 Hugh and I were just feeling really, um... 1217 01:05:12,885 --> 01:05:13,719 - really... - Horny. 1218 01:05:13,819 --> 01:05:15,186 -Yup, horny. -Hot. 1219 01:05:15,286 --> 01:05:16,855 Hey, look, we, we just wanted to hook up 1220 01:05:16,988 --> 01:05:19,190 before the matchmaking ceremony. 1221 01:05:23,829 --> 01:05:25,531 Hey, hey, hey! 1222 01:05:28,700 --> 01:05:31,302 What is that, sweet Lex? 1223 01:05:31,402 --> 01:05:32,771 Oh, oh, this? 1224 01:05:32,871 --> 01:05:35,273 It's for us, for-- 1225 01:05:35,373 --> 01:05:37,743 for, for Hugh and I. For the, uh... 1226 01:05:37,843 --> 01:05:39,645 -For the sex. -The sex. 1227 01:05:39,745 --> 01:05:41,880 Look, we way more kinkier than they made us out to be. 1228 01:05:42,013 --> 01:05:43,314 -Mm-hmm. -You know, BDSM? 1229 01:05:43,414 --> 01:05:45,283 That's not suitable for television. 1230 01:05:45,383 --> 01:05:46,885 BDSM? 1231 01:05:47,018 --> 01:05:48,587 With a virgin? 1232 01:05:48,687 --> 01:05:50,021 Mm-hmm. 1233 01:05:50,087 --> 01:05:52,089 Well, you know what Nick and Vanessa always say. 1234 01:05:52,190 --> 01:05:54,358 It's always helpful if you try a new partner. 1235 01:05:57,295 --> 01:06:01,800 Ahh... 1236 01:06:18,449 --> 01:06:20,652 -Kristen. -You can't join, Terry. 1237 01:06:20,752 --> 01:06:22,053 Excuse me, sorry to interrupt. 1238 01:06:22,086 --> 01:06:24,422 Uh, uh, uh, listen. You, um, you wanna see this. 1239 01:06:24,523 --> 01:06:25,724 What!? 1240 01:06:30,762 --> 01:06:32,063 She tagged our location. 1241 01:06:32,163 --> 01:06:34,499 This girl is so annoying in person! 1242 01:06:34,600 --> 01:06:36,100 Exactly. In any minute, we'll have all of 1243 01:06:36,200 --> 01:06:38,871 her 2.4 million followers here unannounced. 1244 01:06:38,971 --> 01:06:41,272 Oh, Chrissakes! You know what? 1245 01:06:41,372 --> 01:06:44,075 Put them in the basement and I'll go bury the bodies. 1246 01:06:44,141 --> 01:06:46,077 No, no! Why don't you leave us here? 1247 01:06:46,143 --> 01:06:48,079 Yeah, we swear, we won't go nowhere! 1248 01:06:48,145 --> 01:06:50,147 No, the basement is better, okay? 1249 01:06:50,248 --> 01:06:52,116 It'll just be for a few weeks. 1250 01:06:52,216 --> 01:06:54,085 A couple of months tops, all right? 1251 01:06:54,118 --> 01:06:56,722 This has to blow over. It'll fly by 1252 01:06:56,822 --> 01:06:59,190 quicker than your virginity. Hah! 1253 01:06:59,290 --> 01:07:01,527 -We'll never survive that! -Yeah, I don't wanna die-- 1254 01:07:01,627 --> 01:07:03,695 Enough, enough, enough! 1255 01:07:05,597 --> 01:07:08,099 Look, I'm not gonna hurt you, all right? 1256 01:07:08,199 --> 01:07:11,369 I'm also not going to prison without any streaming 1257 01:07:11,469 --> 01:07:13,672 I hear they're finally, finally 1258 01:07:13,772 --> 01:07:15,406 doing another season of Are You the One? 1259 01:07:15,507 --> 01:07:18,209 Oof! 1260 01:07:18,309 --> 01:07:20,012 I'm not gonna miss it. 1261 01:07:20,111 --> 01:07:21,880 Move out, let's go. 1262 01:07:21,980 --> 01:07:23,849 Move out! 1263 01:07:26,117 --> 01:07:27,653 I knew you weren't no damn virgin. 1264 01:07:31,355 --> 01:07:34,826 Let's go. Come on, let's go. 1265 01:07:34,927 --> 01:07:36,862 -Listen, Terry... -Move. 1266 01:07:36,962 --> 01:07:38,129 We know you're a good person. 1267 01:07:38,162 --> 01:07:39,698 And we know a lot of what's going on-- 1268 01:07:39,798 --> 01:07:40,899 Shut up, shut up. 1269 01:07:40,999 --> 01:07:41,900 --goes against what you believe in. 1270 01:07:42,000 --> 01:07:43,301 No, you don't know me. Let's go. 1271 01:07:43,401 --> 01:07:44,970 We know you well enough to know 1272 01:07:45,136 --> 01:07:46,270 you have a large capacity to love, 1273 01:07:46,370 --> 01:07:47,839 and that there's been only person 1274 01:07:47,940 --> 01:07:49,041 to truly recognize that. 1275 01:07:49,140 --> 01:07:52,410 You found your soulmate in Devin, Terry. 1276 01:07:52,511 --> 01:07:54,546 You know how many people search their entire lives for that 1277 01:07:54,646 --> 01:07:55,981 and never find it? 1278 01:07:56,147 --> 01:07:58,149 You found it. 1279 01:07:58,182 --> 01:08:02,320 Look, we know her death has been difficult, 1280 01:08:02,420 --> 01:08:04,322 -but think about what-- -Just shut up, please! 1281 01:08:04,422 --> 01:08:06,525 - Shut up! - Okay. 1282 01:08:06,625 --> 01:08:10,161 I do not have the mental bandwidth 1283 01:08:10,227 --> 01:08:11,930 to deal with this today. Let's go. 1284 01:08:14,231 --> 01:08:16,768 Devin died a year ago today, thank you. 1285 01:08:20,839 --> 01:08:22,641 So you can honor Devin and her memory-- 1286 01:08:22,741 --> 01:08:24,943 Hey! 1287 01:08:25,043 --> 01:08:27,579 Enough of the Devin talk. 1288 01:08:27,679 --> 01:08:28,981 I'm already having a hard enough time 1289 01:08:29,081 --> 01:08:31,850 getting the image of her seizing to death out of my brain. 1290 01:08:38,590 --> 01:08:39,958 -Car-fent-anil. -Yeah. 1291 01:08:40,058 --> 01:08:42,027 -What does that mean? -It causes instant seizures 1292 01:08:42,193 --> 01:08:44,029 and then death. 1293 01:08:44,195 --> 01:08:46,330 -It was the pills, Terry. -What? 1294 01:08:46,430 --> 01:08:47,899 Devin must've taken them before the seizure. 1295 01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:49,467 She didn't take any pills, okay? 1296 01:08:49,568 --> 01:08:51,202 She, she didn't have anything besides a rosé. 1297 01:08:51,268 --> 01:08:53,505 I said I'm not talking about it. 1298 01:08:57,341 --> 01:08:59,210 We need something to celebrate. 1299 01:08:59,310 --> 01:09:01,613 Only the best rosé 1300 01:09:01,713 --> 01:09:05,316 in our season finale gold chalice. 1301 01:09:05,416 --> 01:09:08,086 It was Kristen's rosé. 1302 01:09:08,219 --> 01:09:10,922 Kristen poured Devin that final glass of rosé, didn't she? 1303 01:09:13,058 --> 01:09:14,693 Look. 1304 01:09:16,862 --> 01:09:19,931 I found these pills prescribed on the day of her death. 1305 01:09:20,032 --> 01:09:23,101 They were crushed into Devin's gold season finale chalice, 1306 01:09:23,234 --> 01:09:25,837 thus causing a seizure and death. 1307 01:09:25,937 --> 01:09:27,405 Check the date they were prescribed 1308 01:09:27,506 --> 01:09:29,641 and who they're prescribed to. 1309 01:09:43,622 --> 01:09:45,256 Devin was murdered by-- 1310 01:09:45,289 --> 01:09:47,125 Oh, look at us! 1311 01:09:47,258 --> 01:09:48,527 We're pretending that we're solving 1312 01:09:48,627 --> 01:09:51,462 an itty-bitty true crime show? 1313 01:10:00,404 --> 01:10:02,541 It's...It's not true, right? 1314 01:10:02,641 --> 01:10:05,209 Really? Really, Terry? 1315 01:10:05,309 --> 01:10:08,345 I loved Devin just as much as you did. 1316 01:10:08,446 --> 01:10:10,314 How did Andy Whitworth die? 1317 01:10:10,414 --> 01:10:11,616 Think about it--sudden seiz-- 1318 01:10:11,717 --> 01:10:14,653 Don't you dare mention Andy Whitworth's name! 1319 01:10:16,287 --> 01:10:18,690 Kristen, did you do this? 1320 01:10:18,790 --> 01:10:19,991 Tell the truth, Kristen! Tell the truth. 1321 01:10:20,092 --> 01:10:21,059 Did you--Did you-- 1322 01:10:21,159 --> 01:10:22,226 What are you gonna do? 1323 01:10:22,326 --> 01:10:25,597 Lock me up in the Shack of Secrets, huh? 1324 01:10:25,697 --> 01:10:29,266 You poisoned the love of my life? 1325 01:10:29,366 --> 01:10:31,069 She was not the love of your life. 1326 01:10:31,169 --> 01:10:32,971 You know nothing about love. 1327 01:10:33,071 --> 01:10:35,741 That relationship was all based on your... 1328 01:10:35,841 --> 01:10:39,243 dumb fitness passion and sex! A lot of sex. 1329 01:10:39,343 --> 01:10:40,545 You know you was-- 1330 01:10:40,645 --> 01:10:42,647 A lot of sex! It was not about true love, 1331 01:10:42,748 --> 01:10:45,517 not about dedication, not about friendship-- 1332 01:10:45,617 --> 01:10:47,719 nothing that you and I have, Terry! 1333 01:10:47,819 --> 01:10:49,921 The only thing that that perfectly fit, 1334 01:10:50,021 --> 01:10:54,258 sexy, size three woman did was steal you away from me! 1335 01:10:54,358 --> 01:10:55,827 She was my soulmate! 1336 01:10:55,927 --> 01:10:58,496 Kristen... 1337 01:10:58,597 --> 01:10:59,965 And you were jealous of that. 1338 01:11:00,065 --> 01:11:03,367 Yeah, you're right. But the bitch is dead now. 1339 01:11:03,467 --> 01:11:05,036 You monster! 1340 01:11:06,538 --> 01:11:08,073 I'm sorry, I didn't mean-- 1341 01:11:08,173 --> 01:11:10,542 Whoa, you shot me! 1342 01:11:10,642 --> 01:11:11,576 I didn't mean it. 1343 01:11:11,676 --> 01:11:14,179 Oh...Oh my god. 1344 01:11:14,345 --> 01:11:15,412 I... 1345 01:11:15,514 --> 01:11:17,249 Grandma gonna roll over in her grave! 1346 01:11:17,348 --> 01:11:18,750 Say hi to Uncle Larry. 1347 01:11:22,453 --> 01:11:23,655 Wait a minute... 1348 01:11:24,256 --> 01:11:26,658 Wait a minute... This was... 1349 01:11:26,758 --> 01:11:29,426 This whole thing was never about the show. 1350 01:11:29,528 --> 01:11:30,762 No! 1351 01:11:30,862 --> 01:11:33,832 This wasn't even about contestants or, or me, 1352 01:11:33,932 --> 01:11:35,432 or even love. 1353 01:11:35,534 --> 01:11:38,069 Kris, this was about you! 1354 01:11:38,170 --> 01:11:39,871 I'm sorry! 1355 01:11:39,971 --> 01:11:42,373 Oh, sweetie... 1356 01:11:42,473 --> 01:11:46,410 Oh, you poor empty bitch. 1357 01:11:46,511 --> 01:11:49,480 Yes...you're never gonna find love. 1358 01:11:49,581 --> 01:11:50,615 Stop it! 1359 01:11:50,715 --> 01:11:53,384 You know why? 1360 01:11:53,417 --> 01:11:55,386 Love comes from the inside. 1361 01:11:55,419 --> 01:11:57,689 And you're empty. 1362 01:11:57,789 --> 01:11:59,891 And you're incapable of it. 1363 01:11:59,991 --> 01:12:02,393 You don't know what I'm capable of, Terry. 1364 01:12:02,493 --> 01:12:05,030 You suck, you-- 1365 01:12:10,802 --> 01:12:15,774 Oh, oh, oh, look at what you made me do! 1366 01:12:15,874 --> 01:12:19,277 You made me shoot my best friend! 1367 01:12:19,410 --> 01:12:22,914 Do you know how hard it is to find a friend? 1368 01:12:25,984 --> 01:12:30,589 But now...I have two new best friends, don't I? 1369 01:12:30,689 --> 01:12:32,791 Yeah. Yes, I do. 1370 01:12:32,891 --> 01:12:35,560 Security-- Security code. 1371 01:12:35,660 --> 01:12:37,896 One four three-- One four three-- 1372 01:12:37,996 --> 01:12:39,931 One four-- 1373 01:12:41,432 --> 01:12:42,499 Come on! 1374 01:12:42,601 --> 01:12:45,303 Off to the basement you go! Mm-hmm. 1375 01:12:47,839 --> 01:12:49,274 Mind your heads! 1376 01:12:51,910 --> 01:12:53,178 We have the only villa 1377 01:12:53,278 --> 01:12:55,446 that have stairs that lead up to the basement. 1378 01:12:55,513 --> 01:12:57,115 Get on up there, you two! 1379 01:12:59,184 --> 01:13:00,819 See what I was trying to do with the place. 1380 01:13:00,919 --> 01:13:03,054 I mean, it's like shabby chic 1381 01:13:03,154 --> 01:13:06,057 meets the back alleys of West Hollywood. 1382 01:13:06,157 --> 01:13:08,760 So make yourselves at home. 1383 01:13:08,860 --> 01:13:11,830 Um, if you need anything, just give me a holler. 1384 01:13:11,930 --> 01:13:15,100 Silly me. 1385 01:13:15,200 --> 01:13:20,138 This whole place is soundproof, so I can't hear you! 1386 01:13:20,238 --> 01:13:21,740 But I'll visit. 1387 01:13:22,340 --> 01:13:26,477 Wait. Kristen. 1388 01:13:26,544 --> 01:13:28,179 We forgot to say thank you. 1389 01:13:28,280 --> 01:13:29,981 'Scuse me? 1390 01:13:30,081 --> 01:13:32,050 We know how much hard work you put into this. 1391 01:13:32,150 --> 01:13:34,586 And we know how much you actually care about us. 1392 01:13:34,686 --> 01:13:36,121 And it's working. 1393 01:13:36,221 --> 01:13:37,889 Really? 1394 01:13:37,989 --> 01:13:40,491 Yeah. It really is. 1395 01:13:40,525 --> 01:13:41,993 And since the day I met Lex, 1396 01:13:42,093 --> 01:13:44,495 I knew we would be together for the rest of our lives. 1397 01:13:44,562 --> 01:13:46,765 Oh my god... 1398 01:13:46,865 --> 01:13:48,833 Until that last game of Pioneer of Baton. 1399 01:13:48,934 --> 01:13:50,402 What happened? 1400 01:13:50,502 --> 01:13:51,636 Lexy, you remember what happened 1401 01:13:51,736 --> 01:13:53,772 in that last game of Pioneer of Baton, right? 1402 01:13:53,872 --> 01:13:55,640 Mm-hmm. 1403 01:13:55,740 --> 01:13:56,675 Lexy lost that game. 1404 01:13:56,775 --> 01:13:57,876 What!? 1405 01:13:57,976 --> 01:14:02,580 She didn't get a single brick...all game. 1406 01:14:02,681 --> 01:14:06,384 I'm not surprised. 1407 01:14:06,518 --> 01:14:08,753 And then she showed me her fierce spirit. 1408 01:14:08,853 --> 01:14:11,056 -And I never loved her more. -Oh, my god... 1409 01:14:11,156 --> 01:14:13,124 But that's until I met you, Kristen. 1410 01:14:13,224 --> 01:14:14,292 What? 1411 01:14:14,392 --> 01:14:16,094 You know, you showed me how to love. 1412 01:14:16,194 --> 01:14:19,531 -I showed you!? -You did. 1413 01:14:19,597 --> 01:14:20,966 - I did!? - Yes. 1414 01:14:21,066 --> 01:14:23,335 - Just little ol' me? - Bring it in. 1415 01:14:23,435 --> 01:14:26,972 Finally did something right! Oh my gosh! 1416 01:14:27,072 --> 01:14:28,940 Bring it in! 1417 01:14:29,040 --> 01:14:30,375 -Bring it in. -I did right finally-- 1418 01:14:33,845 --> 01:14:38,183 -Yes! Yes! -Yes, yes. 1419 01:14:38,283 --> 01:14:40,785 Good god, that's so satisfying! 1420 01:14:40,885 --> 01:14:43,555 - Uh, uh, uh, uh-- - Uh! 1421 01:14:53,164 --> 01:14:54,466 Let's check upstairs! 1422 01:15:09,815 --> 01:15:11,617 It's obvious you two are here for the wrong reason. 1423 01:15:11,717 --> 01:15:13,052 How about Chinese food, then? 1424 01:15:13,152 --> 01:15:14,887 I know this great little place down-- 1425 01:15:28,601 --> 01:15:29,769 Thanks, Terry. 1426 01:15:30,770 --> 01:15:31,904 Got it! 1427 01:15:41,814 --> 01:15:42,915 -No! -No! 1428 01:15:43,015 --> 01:15:44,518 Let me try! 1429 01:15:45,184 --> 01:15:47,386 You two are so adorable. 1430 01:15:49,622 --> 01:15:51,924 But I think it's time for the final elimination. 1431 01:15:57,897 --> 01:15:59,865 -Hugh! -Hugh! 1432 01:15:59,965 --> 01:16:01,834 Are you okay? 1433 01:16:01,934 --> 01:16:04,737 How romantic is that! 1434 01:16:04,837 --> 01:16:07,740 You are such a gentleman taking that bullet for Lexy 1435 01:16:07,840 --> 01:16:09,208 the way you did! 1436 01:16:09,308 --> 01:16:14,246 See, you, you're the winner that America deserves! 1437 01:16:14,346 --> 01:16:16,649 But your girlfriend, on the other hand-- 1438 01:16:22,188 --> 01:16:23,789 Lexy, get the hell out of here! 1439 01:16:23,889 --> 01:16:25,424 Get the hell out of here. 1440 01:16:36,135 --> 01:16:37,504 Bitch! 1441 01:16:37,670 --> 01:16:42,942 Oh, you...you one sassy virgin. 1442 01:16:43,042 --> 01:16:46,846 You know, they really should've showed more of your feisty side 1443 01:16:46,946 --> 01:16:49,682 during your season. That would've been some good TV. 1444 01:16:49,715 --> 01:16:53,319 Oh, girl. Lexy, why you do this to me? 1445 01:16:53,419 --> 01:16:55,488 I've always only been nice to you. 1446 01:16:56,489 --> 01:17:00,025 I always thought that you and Hugh 1447 01:17:00,126 --> 01:17:02,294 were always good together. 1448 01:17:02,394 --> 01:17:04,263 I gave you guys hope. 1449 01:17:04,363 --> 01:17:08,300 And I thought that you and him could convince me 1450 01:17:08,400 --> 01:17:11,837 that love was possible for anybody! 1451 01:17:11,937 --> 01:17:13,973 I mean, it didn't matter. 1452 01:17:14,073 --> 01:17:15,542 The sexless. 1453 01:17:15,708 --> 01:17:16,909 The elderly. 1454 01:17:17,009 --> 01:17:19,011 The out-of-shape people like me! 1455 01:17:19,111 --> 01:17:20,346 What? 1456 01:17:20,446 --> 01:17:23,382 You know, Andy said that true love is not real, 1457 01:17:23,482 --> 01:17:26,285 that true love is only manufactured... 1458 01:17:26,385 --> 01:17:28,787 by TV producers. 1459 01:17:28,888 --> 01:17:32,592 As they say before every commercial break... 1460 01:17:32,725 --> 01:17:36,061 in the most dramatic, shocking episode ever... 1461 01:17:36,162 --> 01:17:37,997 Oh! 1462 01:17:40,600 --> 01:17:42,434 I have a headache! 1463 01:17:47,873 --> 01:17:49,842 Nicely played. 1464 01:18:02,121 --> 01:18:04,456 You okay? 1465 01:18:06,526 --> 01:18:08,861 How about this new expansion? 1466 01:18:08,961 --> 01:18:11,130 You can come over... 1467 01:18:11,230 --> 01:18:13,065 Learn these new rules with me. 1468 01:18:13,165 --> 01:18:16,869 And...I'll give you two free bricks on our first game. 1469 01:18:18,470 --> 01:18:19,905 Dinner too? 1470 01:18:20,005 --> 01:18:23,375 Preferably, uh, Matteo's? 1471 01:18:23,475 --> 01:18:25,411 You want me to throw in a trip for two, 1472 01:18:25,512 --> 01:18:27,514 island on paradise too? 1473 01:18:27,614 --> 01:18:29,815 Is that what you need to make the deal? 1474 01:18:29,915 --> 01:18:32,519 I think I could use a break from any sorta... 1475 01:18:32,619 --> 01:18:35,854 paradise island for a while. 1476 01:18:35,955 --> 01:18:37,489 I forgot. 1477 01:18:42,529 --> 01:18:45,297 I could settle for two extra brick spaces, though. 1478 01:18:45,397 --> 01:18:48,133 You better. 1479 01:19:18,665 --> 01:19:21,967 Terry, what can we watch next? 1480 01:19:22,067 --> 01:19:28,040 Oh, he's dead. 104888