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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,360 --> 00:00:02,330 ♪ MTV ♪ 2 00:00:05,830 --> 00:00:11,710 [bright, whimsical music] 3 00:00:16,310 --> 00:00:18,780 [Kristen] Welcome to my villa, 4 00:00:18,780 --> 00:00:22,150 the Sanctuary of Love, 5 00:00:22,150 --> 00:00:24,450 where my best bestie Terry and I 6 00:00:24,450 --> 00:00:28,690 binge every minute of every single reality dating show. 7 00:00:29,990 --> 00:00:34,530 The only place where even the loveless can feel L-O-V-E. 8 00:00:35,900 --> 00:00:37,200 Ex on the Mind. 9 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:39,000 Shelter of Passion. 10 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:40,440 I'd Have Your Baby. 11 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:43,970 The list of the Lord's perfect shows goes on. 12 00:00:43,970 --> 00:00:46,610 We've watched three different reality dating shows 13 00:00:46,610 --> 00:00:48,240 in one single day. 14 00:00:49,140 --> 00:00:51,150 We do everything together. 15 00:00:51,150 --> 00:00:53,450 It's not weird when you're besties. 16 00:00:54,850 --> 00:00:57,290 Sixty episodes in 24 hours-- 17 00:00:57,290 --> 00:01:00,220 it's easy when you're watching your favorite couples, 18 00:01:00,220 --> 00:01:03,290 like my breathtaking Sienna and AJ. 19 00:01:03,290 --> 00:01:04,890 [AJ] If it's meant to be... 20 00:01:04,890 --> 00:01:07,560 it's meant to be. 21 00:01:07,560 --> 00:01:09,060 [Kristen] Whose true loyalty and love 22 00:01:09,060 --> 00:01:11,030 for each other is unmatched. 23 00:01:11,030 --> 00:01:13,100 [applause] 24 00:01:13,100 --> 00:01:16,740 I'm surrounded by the love of you, 25 00:01:16,740 --> 00:01:19,210 my 2.4 million followers. 26 00:01:19,210 --> 00:01:22,680 [Kristen] Or my sassy and spicy Quincy and Zion, 27 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:25,310 who's like no other couple you've ever watched. 28 00:01:25,310 --> 00:01:27,880 Quincy and Zion break up and get back together 29 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:31,350 more times than LL Cool J licks his lips in five minutes. 30 00:01:31,350 --> 00:01:34,060 "...Quincy and Zion." 31 00:01:34,060 --> 00:01:35,920 #UnbreakableBond. 32 00:01:35,920 --> 00:01:39,430 "Together forever!" 33 00:01:39,430 --> 00:01:41,630 [Hugh] What I said in those confessionals, 34 00:01:41,630 --> 00:01:43,700 that's not true. 35 00:01:43,700 --> 00:01:45,200 Producers... 36 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:47,670 [Kristen] Of course, our absolute fave, 37 00:01:47,670 --> 00:01:49,340 Hugh and Lexy. 38 00:01:49,340 --> 00:01:52,470 You've never seen a cuter pair than Hugh and Lexy. 39 00:01:52,470 --> 00:01:54,680 [Hugh] How about I buy this expansion pack for us? 40 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:56,010 You can come over, 41 00:01:56,010 --> 00:01:58,050 figure out these new rules. 42 00:01:58,050 --> 00:02:00,720 And I might even give you a free brick on our first game. 43 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:02,180 [chuckles] 44 00:02:02,180 --> 00:02:03,590 We cannot still be talking about 45 00:02:03,590 --> 00:02:05,750 the one and only time you beat me. 46 00:02:05,750 --> 00:02:08,460 [Kristen] It's like they'd take a bullet for one another. 47 00:02:08,460 --> 00:02:09,590 I swear! 48 00:02:09,590 --> 00:02:11,390 The good Lord created both of them 49 00:02:11,390 --> 00:02:12,860 just so they could be together 50 00:02:12,860 --> 00:02:16,900 and give little ol' me some hope for myself. 51 00:02:16,900 --> 00:02:20,030 Little miracles proving that love is real 52 00:02:20,030 --> 00:02:22,800 and will last forever and ever. 53 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:24,240 They have to last forever, 54 00:02:24,240 --> 00:02:26,440 'cause I couldn't live in a world if it didn't. 55 00:02:26,440 --> 00:02:29,110 Please say yes. Please say yes. 56 00:02:29,110 --> 00:02:30,480 Please freakin' say yes! 57 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:32,280 Say yes. 58 00:02:32,280 --> 00:02:34,020 I need you to say yes right now! 59 00:02:34,020 --> 00:02:35,750 Right now! 60 00:02:35,750 --> 00:02:37,020 Yes! [laughs] 61 00:02:37,020 --> 00:02:39,050 [screams in joy] 62 00:02:39,050 --> 00:02:41,920 -[laughing] -Yes! Yes! Yes! 63 00:02:41,920 --> 00:02:44,490 [Kristen] Every single one of us has a soulmate. 64 00:02:44,490 --> 00:02:46,490 It doesn't matter who you are. 65 00:02:46,490 --> 00:02:49,500 I was lucky enough to find mine. 66 00:02:49,500 --> 00:02:53,570 But tragically, he was snatched away from me. 67 00:02:53,570 --> 00:02:57,510 I was devastated to lose my one and only chance at love, 68 00:02:57,510 --> 00:03:00,040 but I would never let that happen again. 69 00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:01,240 Never. 70 00:03:01,240 --> 00:03:02,440 Ever. 71 00:03:02,440 --> 00:03:03,650 Bitch, where's my bubbly? 72 00:03:03,650 --> 00:03:05,150 [Reporter] This just in. 73 00:03:05,150 --> 00:03:07,250 Reality show stars Sienna S. and AJ, 74 00:03:07,250 --> 00:03:09,280 as well as Quincy and Zion, 75 00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:11,920 have broken up for real this time. 76 00:03:11,920 --> 00:03:13,090 America's favorite couple... 77 00:03:13,090 --> 00:03:14,190 What did--What did we do to deserve this? 78 00:03:14,190 --> 00:03:15,820 Mm-mm, mm-mm! 79 00:03:15,820 --> 00:03:18,960 ...AJ has had a roaming eye for quite some time. 80 00:03:20,530 --> 00:03:23,030 Lexy and Hugh, yeah, they have to still be together. 81 00:03:23,030 --> 00:03:24,300 -Oh my goodness. -They, they have to! 82 00:03:24,300 --> 00:03:27,000 Come on, come on... 83 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:29,170 [phone chimes] Lexi's last post. 84 00:03:29,170 --> 00:03:31,840 Hugh only liked it. 85 00:03:31,840 --> 00:03:33,210 No, no playful sarcasm? 86 00:03:33,210 --> 00:03:35,210 No witty...No witty quip? 87 00:03:35,210 --> 00:03:36,780 Even on Hugh's down days, 88 00:03:36,780 --> 00:03:39,510 he always answers with triple heart eyes. 89 00:03:39,510 --> 00:03:42,980 Does he not always answer with at least triple heart eyes!? 90 00:03:42,980 --> 00:03:45,990 Yes, even on his down days. Triple heart eyes. 91 00:03:45,990 --> 00:03:48,690 -All right, hold on. -What? 92 00:03:48,690 --> 00:03:51,360 -Hugh's last post. -[whimpers] 93 00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:53,960 -Two days ago. -Uh-huh... 94 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:57,230 -Lexi did not even like it! -[gasp-whimpers] 95 00:03:57,230 --> 00:03:58,400 [phone chimes] 96 00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:00,070 Or his post before that! 97 00:04:00,070 --> 00:04:01,400 [thunderclap] 98 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:06,470 [Kristen screams bloody murder] 99 00:04:06,470 --> 00:04:09,840 [thunder rumbling] 100 00:04:10,950 --> 00:04:14,420 [seagulls squawking] 101 00:04:17,020 --> 00:04:18,190 [screams] 102 00:04:18,190 --> 00:04:20,120 Oh, really!? 103 00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:24,230 Ah, yes, yes, good afternoon. 104 00:04:24,230 --> 00:04:26,660 It's time to attack the day. 105 00:04:26,660 --> 00:04:28,360 Now girl, you know these breakups 106 00:04:28,360 --> 00:04:30,300 have literally torn me to shreds as well, 107 00:04:30,300 --> 00:04:32,030 but you have been in here hibernating 108 00:04:32,030 --> 00:04:33,230 an entire week, 109 00:04:33,230 --> 00:04:35,940 so I think you've mourned long enough. 110 00:04:35,940 --> 00:04:38,810 I will never stop mourning the loss of true love! 111 00:04:38,810 --> 00:04:40,140 I know, I know. 112 00:04:40,140 --> 00:04:42,380 I won't live in a world where the perfect, beautiful, 113 00:04:42,380 --> 00:04:45,110 romantic love on TV doesn't even exist! 114 00:04:45,110 --> 00:04:47,020 Shush your mouth! Rubbish! 115 00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:48,550 -Of course it exists. -[sighs] 116 00:04:48,550 --> 00:04:51,750 You have a pillow that says "Love is love", hello? 117 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:54,560 Think about it, Ter. Think about these people. 118 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:57,130 They're loveable and beautiful and charming. 119 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:58,790 If love can't work for them, 120 00:04:58,790 --> 00:05:01,100 how's it supposed to work for us? 121 00:05:01,100 --> 00:05:02,430 Especially me. 122 00:05:02,430 --> 00:05:04,170 [Kristen] Especially you! 123 00:05:04,170 --> 00:05:05,870 [sighs] 124 00:05:05,870 --> 00:05:07,500 Is love even real 125 00:05:07,500 --> 00:05:12,070 if these three perfect relationships can't work? 126 00:05:12,070 --> 00:05:14,910 Well... 127 00:05:14,910 --> 00:05:18,180 maybe they still can. 128 00:05:18,180 --> 00:05:21,250 [dark, mysterious music] 129 00:05:21,250 --> 00:05:23,180 [Kristen laughs] 130 00:05:23,180 --> 00:05:25,050 [Terry chuckles] 131 00:05:25,050 --> 00:05:29,560 [both laughing] 132 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:31,790 [knocking on door] 133 00:05:31,790 --> 00:05:34,730 [tense music] 134 00:05:42,370 --> 00:05:43,370 What do you want? 135 00:05:43,370 --> 00:05:44,670 Pizza delivery. 136 00:05:44,670 --> 00:05:47,410 Do I look like I eat pizza, assface? 137 00:05:51,210 --> 00:05:53,080 Oh, my lashes! 138 00:05:53,080 --> 00:05:56,480 [peeing] [birds chirping] 139 00:05:56,480 --> 00:05:58,520 [AJ] Dude, I'm peeing! 140 00:05:58,520 --> 00:06:01,990 [pulsating club music] [lively chatter] 141 00:06:03,460 --> 00:06:06,490 Can you at least come out and talk-- 142 00:06:06,490 --> 00:06:10,100 [tense music] 143 00:06:12,500 --> 00:06:15,240 [horn honks] 144 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:17,510 [screams] 145 00:06:20,370 --> 00:06:24,380 ♪ Do, dah, do, dah Do, dah, do, dah ♪ 146 00:06:24,380 --> 00:06:26,450 ♪ Do, dah, do, dah ♪ 147 00:06:26,450 --> 00:06:30,690 ♪ Do, dah, do, dah Do, dah, do, dah ♪ 148 00:06:30,690 --> 00:06:32,890 ♪ Do, dah, do, dah ♪ 149 00:06:32,890 --> 00:06:37,790 ♪ Do, dah, do, dah Do, dah, do, dah ♪ 150 00:06:37,790 --> 00:06:41,660 ♪ Dah, dah Dah, dah ♪ 151 00:06:41,660 --> 00:06:47,770 [nightmarish music] 152 00:06:57,410 --> 00:07:00,310 Hello! Hello! [knocks frantically] 153 00:07:00,310 --> 00:07:02,380 Hello, is anyone here!? 154 00:07:02,380 --> 00:07:04,450 Hello! 155 00:07:04,450 --> 00:07:06,550 Hello, is anyone here? 156 00:07:06,550 --> 00:07:07,460 Someone help! 157 00:07:07,460 --> 00:07:09,160 Lexy! 158 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:11,330 Lexy! Is that you? 159 00:07:11,330 --> 00:07:12,790 Hugh? 160 00:07:12,790 --> 00:07:14,330 Hugh, what's happening? Where the hell are we? 161 00:07:14,330 --> 00:07:15,500 [Hugh] No clue. 162 00:07:15,500 --> 00:07:17,330 I just remember walking to my car, 163 00:07:17,330 --> 00:07:19,400 and I was clocked in the head. 164 00:07:19,400 --> 00:07:22,270 [groans] 165 00:07:22,270 --> 00:07:23,470 [Sienna] Oh my god! 166 00:07:23,470 --> 00:07:25,070 Oh my fricking god! 167 00:07:25,070 --> 00:07:27,280 They've stolen our phones! 168 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:31,510 [creepy music] 169 00:07:34,750 --> 00:07:36,520 [Quincy] What the hell? 170 00:07:41,260 --> 00:07:43,090 [chime] 171 00:07:43,090 --> 00:07:47,630 [Farrah] Hello. I'm Farrah, your personal digital assistant. 172 00:07:47,630 --> 00:07:49,560 Welcome to the retreat. 173 00:07:50,770 --> 00:07:52,700 The purpose of this retreat 174 00:07:52,700 --> 00:07:56,470 is to help you restart your beautiful love stories. 175 00:07:57,910 --> 00:08:00,370 As part of your social development, 176 00:08:00,370 --> 00:08:01,640 I will first need you to announce 177 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:03,950 your love for your partner. 178 00:08:07,650 --> 00:08:10,920 Welcome to your second chance. 179 00:08:12,350 --> 00:08:13,420 [sighs] 180 00:08:13,420 --> 00:08:16,660 Lexy? 181 00:08:16,660 --> 00:08:18,660 I've never stopped loving you. 182 00:08:18,660 --> 00:08:21,230 [beeping, whirring] 183 00:08:21,230 --> 00:08:23,560 Oh! It's opening! 184 00:08:23,560 --> 00:08:25,230 It's opening! 185 00:08:25,230 --> 00:08:29,500 [creepy music] 186 00:08:29,500 --> 00:08:30,810 I still love you too. 187 00:08:30,810 --> 00:08:33,740 [beeping, whirring] [door opens] 188 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:37,410 Sienna...I... 189 00:08:37,410 --> 00:08:38,550 [gasps] 190 00:08:38,550 --> 00:08:39,880 [AJ] ...can see myself... 191 00:08:39,880 --> 00:08:41,720 You've gotta be kidding me. 192 00:08:41,720 --> 00:08:44,190 [AJ] ...maybe being able to... 193 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:46,650 fall in, in love with you. 194 00:08:48,590 --> 00:08:50,590 Okay. 195 00:08:50,590 --> 00:08:53,530 Um, yeah, absolutely, I love you, AJ. 196 00:08:53,530 --> 00:08:54,730 So much. 197 00:08:54,730 --> 00:08:56,760 [beeping, whirring] [door opens] 198 00:08:56,760 --> 00:09:00,500 I actually mean I'm falling in love with you! 199 00:09:00,500 --> 00:09:02,470 [beeping, whirring] 200 00:09:02,470 --> 00:09:04,670 All right! 201 00:09:04,670 --> 00:09:07,780 [Farrah] Zion and Quincy, you're the last ones. 202 00:09:07,780 --> 00:09:09,610 Say you love each other. 203 00:09:09,610 --> 00:09:11,280 Girl, I can never mean it. 204 00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:13,610 [Farrah] You can stay in these rooms forever. 205 00:09:13,610 --> 00:09:15,250 [exasperated sigh] 206 00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:16,620 You're the love of my life. 207 00:09:16,620 --> 00:09:19,520 [unconvincingly] He's the love of my life... 208 00:09:19,520 --> 00:09:22,590 [beeping, whirring] [door opens] 209 00:09:25,630 --> 00:09:28,260 AJ and Sienna, from Shelter of Passion? 210 00:09:28,260 --> 00:09:30,870 What the-- You guys from Ex on the Mind ? 211 00:09:30,870 --> 00:09:32,470 What the hell is going on here? 212 00:09:32,470 --> 00:09:34,640 [Quincy] Help! Please! Someone help! 213 00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:36,500 Hey, look! 214 00:09:36,500 --> 00:09:38,010 [AJ] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 215 00:09:38,010 --> 00:09:41,140 This is just like that old damn TV show, Room Raiders . 216 00:09:41,140 --> 00:09:43,010 I think we've all just been kidnapped 217 00:09:43,010 --> 00:09:44,650 on the newest reality show. 218 00:09:44,650 --> 00:09:46,710 This is all just part of a game. 219 00:09:46,710 --> 00:09:47,920 [Quincy] Yeah, some game! 220 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:50,280 [grunts] 221 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:52,190 Great, we're trapped. 222 00:09:52,190 --> 00:09:56,590 Like a true crime/reality dating crossover thing? 223 00:09:56,590 --> 00:09:57,960 Sounds trendy! 224 00:09:57,960 --> 00:10:00,330 And high budget. You think it's a streamer? 225 00:10:00,330 --> 00:10:01,730 [whispers] Maybe... 226 00:10:01,730 --> 00:10:03,160 Eww, are you kidding me? 227 00:10:03,160 --> 00:10:05,370 [Sienna] I am not getting voted off this show. 228 00:10:05,370 --> 00:10:06,900 What the hell is this place? 229 00:10:07,870 --> 00:10:09,200 [AJ] I don't know. 230 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:12,170 And who's coming up with these job titles? 231 00:10:12,170 --> 00:10:13,940 Apparently these kidnappers also think 232 00:10:13,940 --> 00:10:18,710 my sexual history is more important than my PhD... 233 00:10:18,710 --> 00:10:20,010 in medicine. 234 00:10:20,010 --> 00:10:21,850 Is that better or worse than 235 00:10:21,850 --> 00:10:26,150 filling the old-ass uncle/dad slot? 236 00:10:26,150 --> 00:10:27,890 Lexy, you... 237 00:10:27,890 --> 00:10:31,390 You know I meant what I said back in those pods, right? 238 00:10:31,390 --> 00:10:32,530 You didn't just say you loved me 239 00:10:32,530 --> 00:10:34,600 to get one step closer to escaping? 240 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:35,830 No. 241 00:10:35,830 --> 00:10:37,970 [frantic whispering in background] 242 00:10:37,970 --> 00:10:40,630 Well, escaping should be our main focus. 243 00:10:41,300 --> 00:10:43,640 [giggles] 244 00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:46,510 Excuse me? Excuse me? 245 00:10:46,510 --> 00:10:49,580 So, like, obviously I watched all of Lexy and Hugh, 246 00:10:49,580 --> 00:10:53,550 but I'm wondering, like, who are you? 247 00:10:53,550 --> 00:10:56,650 Just figuring we should get to know each other and all. 248 00:10:56,650 --> 00:10:59,850 -I'm Zion, and this is... -Quincy. 249 00:10:59,850 --> 00:11:02,320 [Zion] There is one season 250 00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:05,030 out of all of these cute little dating reality programs 251 00:11:05,030 --> 00:11:06,930 that feature queer people. 252 00:11:06,930 --> 00:11:09,430 Of course that's the one season everyone skips. 253 00:11:09,430 --> 00:11:12,830 I promise that the first thing I do when I get out of here 254 00:11:12,830 --> 00:11:14,740 is watch your gay season. 255 00:11:14,740 --> 00:11:16,100 Queer season. 256 00:11:16,100 --> 00:11:19,240 I'm nonbinary. He's bi/pan, so... 257 00:11:19,240 --> 00:11:20,940 Totally. I mean, who doesn't identify 258 00:11:20,940 --> 00:11:22,410 as those things these days? 259 00:11:22,410 --> 00:11:23,410 [laughs] 260 00:11:23,410 --> 00:11:24,950 And canceled! 261 00:11:24,950 --> 00:11:26,910 Don't any of you care about finding a way out of here? 262 00:11:26,910 --> 00:11:30,680 [Terry] And now introducing your beloved host, 263 00:11:30,680 --> 00:11:32,550 your one and only... 264 00:11:32,550 --> 00:11:36,920 please welcome Kristen! 265 00:11:37,390 --> 00:11:38,890 Oh! 266 00:11:38,890 --> 00:11:40,330 [reality show suspense music] 267 00:11:40,330 --> 00:11:41,600 [gasps] 268 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:43,560 Is this real? Is this real? 269 00:11:43,560 --> 00:11:45,300 Oh, oh my god. 270 00:11:45,300 --> 00:11:47,400 Yes, queen! 271 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:49,500 Oh... Hello! 272 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:53,710 Oh oh, even blonder in person. 273 00:11:53,710 --> 00:11:55,880 [gasps] AJ! 274 00:11:55,880 --> 00:11:57,310 So good to see you. 275 00:11:57,310 --> 00:11:58,780 [gasps] Hugh! 276 00:11:58,780 --> 00:12:00,450 [fake British accent] Look how fit you are! 277 00:12:00,450 --> 00:12:02,950 Oh, too! Ho, ho, ho, ho! 278 00:12:02,950 --> 00:12:06,090 What any lucky girl would do to snog the hell out of ya. 279 00:12:06,090 --> 00:12:07,790 Mm! 280 00:12:08,560 --> 00:12:13,230 [intense, sinister music] 281 00:12:13,230 --> 00:12:16,030 Okay, that's right. Let's take a tour of the villa. 282 00:12:16,030 --> 00:12:17,470 Yes. 283 00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:19,930 [music continues] 284 00:12:19,930 --> 00:12:22,070 [Kristen] Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh! 285 00:12:23,340 --> 00:12:25,210 Music on! 286 00:12:25,210 --> 00:12:28,280 Help! Someone, help! Anyone! 287 00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:31,350 [Kristen] There's no need to leave the villa, lovelies! 288 00:12:31,350 --> 00:12:33,880 [sunny, upbeat music] [grunts, sighs] 289 00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:36,580 -[Quincy] Damn it! -[Hugh] Locked up tight, Lex. 290 00:12:36,580 --> 00:12:38,020 All right, this not good. 291 00:12:38,020 --> 00:12:40,120 I know, right? It's wonderful. 292 00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:42,720 We have an infinity pool, day beds, 293 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:47,560 and a whole outdoor gym for your very, very important reps. 294 00:12:47,560 --> 00:12:49,430 [laughs giddily] 295 00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:54,240 [screams] 296 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:56,970 [Kristen laughs] 297 00:12:56,970 --> 00:12:59,570 -Quincy! -[Quincy sighs] 298 00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:01,440 We're never getting out of here. 299 00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:02,640 I'm gonna kill this bitch. 300 00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:04,380 [laughs giddily] 301 00:13:04,380 --> 00:13:07,350 [zapping] 302 00:13:07,350 --> 00:13:08,720 [grunts] 303 00:13:09,520 --> 00:13:12,220 Easy there, Ted Bear! Not by the memorabilia! 304 00:13:12,220 --> 00:13:15,820 My favorite of all time, my pride and joy 305 00:13:15,820 --> 00:13:17,890 from Hugh and Lexy's season... 306 00:13:17,890 --> 00:13:19,760 Is that our bow and arrow? 307 00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:22,260 -My favorite episode ever. -[Hugh gasps] 308 00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:23,800 Uh, uh, there we go, there we go. 309 00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:25,000 You all right? 310 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,800 You best not try that kind of shit again. 311 00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:29,070 -[comforting laugh] -Okay? 312 00:13:29,070 --> 00:13:31,010 It's okay, boo boo. 313 00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:35,580 See, Terry here has a big, black, sexy 314 00:13:35,580 --> 00:13:37,240 gun, hm? 315 00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:38,450 [gasps] 316 00:13:38,450 --> 00:13:39,750 Do you... 317 00:13:39,750 --> 00:13:41,750 I don't think I've ever seen a real gun 318 00:13:41,750 --> 00:13:43,850 on a reality dating show before, 319 00:13:43,850 --> 00:13:46,420 and I think it's pretty legit. Am I right? 320 00:13:46,420 --> 00:13:48,920 Okay, now that you've met Ter Bear here, 321 00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:51,390 the cutest guy with a gun 322 00:13:51,390 --> 00:13:54,730 and my best bestie in the whole wide world-- 323 00:13:54,730 --> 00:13:56,600 You stop it. You are the best bestie. 324 00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:57,670 -No, you are! -No, you are. 325 00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:58,670 -You are. -No, you are. 326 00:13:58,670 --> 00:13:59,770 -You are. -You are. 327 00:13:59,770 --> 00:14:01,170 -No, no, no... -Yuh, yuh, yuh... 328 00:14:01,170 --> 00:14:02,300 -[Kristen] No, you are! -[Terry] You are. 329 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:03,300 -[Kristen] You are! -[Terry] You are! 330 00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:04,910 -[Kristen] You! -[Terry] You! 331 00:14:04,910 --> 00:14:06,540 [clears throat] 332 00:14:06,540 --> 00:14:08,210 Okay, look. 333 00:14:08,210 --> 00:14:10,310 I know all this drugging, and kidnapping, 334 00:14:10,310 --> 00:14:11,910 and locking you in a room thing 335 00:14:11,910 --> 00:14:15,350 can appear a tad bit melodramatic. 336 00:14:15,350 --> 00:14:18,050 I understand that. 337 00:14:18,050 --> 00:14:20,960 But can we be real for a minute? 338 00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:23,360 We're all reality TV show people here, right? 339 00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:26,760 So we can tolerate some manufactured melodrama. 340 00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:28,800 You're a triple crime psycho bitch! 341 00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:30,430 [cocks gun] 342 00:14:30,430 --> 00:14:32,300 We understand that, you know, you could be a little bit upset. 343 00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:33,500 But! 344 00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:36,040 We tried to invite you all here the easy way. 345 00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:38,610 We sent packages to all your publicists. 346 00:14:38,610 --> 00:14:40,770 We DM'd you on all your socials. 347 00:14:40,770 --> 00:14:43,510 Oooh, but we knew we had to act fast 348 00:14:43,510 --> 00:14:46,480 so none of you would get into any other relationships. 349 00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:49,050 What do you want from us? Why did you kidnap us? 350 00:14:49,050 --> 00:14:50,720 Why are we in this house? 351 00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:52,550 This is not a house. This is a villa. 352 00:14:52,550 --> 00:14:54,220 It's a villa. 353 00:14:54,220 --> 00:14:56,690 Is it money? Is that why you drugged us? 354 00:14:56,690 --> 00:15:00,660 Oh! Lexy, bit of advice, hon. 355 00:15:00,660 --> 00:15:02,000 Now, we know that you were 356 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,370 the sweet and loveable virgin of your season, 357 00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:07,030 but loosen up that ass just a bit, huh? 358 00:15:07,030 --> 00:15:08,340 I mean, it's a little too tight. 359 00:15:08,340 --> 00:15:10,340 -Isn't it too tight? -[Terry] A little tight. 360 00:15:10,340 --> 00:15:11,940 -Astroglide you think? -Upstairs. 361 00:15:11,940 --> 00:15:14,240 Yeah, uh-huh. See, that's your problem. 362 00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:16,780 You can be too untrusting. 363 00:15:16,780 --> 00:15:18,550 Preach! 364 00:15:18,550 --> 00:15:20,610 We all have issues. 365 00:15:20,610 --> 00:15:24,290 Believe it or not, I was a ugly, brace-faced 15-year-old 366 00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:27,290 who chickened out of kissing Andy Whitworth 367 00:15:27,290 --> 00:15:29,960 at the tenth grade hoedown. 368 00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:31,660 [whispers] I should have taken that kiss... 369 00:15:31,660 --> 00:15:35,360 [creepy music] 370 00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:38,400 [Kristen blabbers and baby talks] 371 00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:41,000 I should've... Mwah, mwah, mwah. 372 00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:43,670 [gasps] Oh. 373 00:15:43,670 --> 00:15:47,240 But we can get through all of this together. 374 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:51,780 And your love showed us that we too...can be loved. 375 00:15:51,780 --> 00:15:53,710 Yes. 376 00:15:53,710 --> 00:15:55,750 -But then? -Oh, tell 'em. 377 00:15:55,750 --> 00:15:57,220 -Snap! -Ah! 378 00:15:57,220 --> 00:16:00,420 All your beautiful love stories, they were perfect-- 379 00:16:00,420 --> 00:16:03,490 they crumbled, and with it, our hope. 380 00:16:03,490 --> 00:16:05,730 And all because of some meaningless 381 00:16:05,730 --> 00:16:08,460 little character flaws. 382 00:16:08,460 --> 00:16:10,730 Trust. 383 00:16:10,730 --> 00:16:12,600 Honesty. 384 00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:14,870 -Lust. -Uh-huh! 385 00:16:14,870 --> 00:16:17,370 -Jealousy. -Ooh, ooh, ooh. 386 00:16:17,370 --> 00:16:19,870 Resentment. 387 00:16:19,870 --> 00:16:23,540 -Oh, and secrets. -Me? 388 00:16:23,540 --> 00:16:26,450 But that's okay. That's why we're here-- 389 00:16:26,450 --> 00:16:29,180 to make our broken hearts whole again! 390 00:16:29,180 --> 00:16:31,950 Thanks to us, we'll repair your relationships 391 00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:35,220 and rekindle your beautiful love stories... 392 00:16:35,220 --> 00:16:37,220 [darker] ...no matter what. 393 00:16:37,220 --> 00:16:40,160 We want to prove the love that we see on TV 394 00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:41,960 is real and possible! 395 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:44,130 That's why you all are here. 396 00:16:47,460 --> 00:16:48,330 [Kristen] Paradise attire. 397 00:16:48,330 --> 00:16:49,260 I forgot your paradise attire. 398 00:16:49,260 --> 00:16:51,700 Let me go get the paradise attire! 399 00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:53,000 [indistinct mumbling] 400 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,370 Can I just say? 401 00:16:54,370 --> 00:16:56,840 Sorry, for the whole tasing thing, you know? 402 00:16:56,840 --> 00:17:00,810 Umm, I feel super, super lucky 403 00:17:00,810 --> 00:17:02,580 to be in your presence. Like, you, you have no idea. 404 00:17:02,580 --> 00:17:04,440 I'm like, oh my god, they're here! 405 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:06,650 So, look, so I was engaged, right? 406 00:17:06,650 --> 00:17:10,250 Um, Devin, love of my life, she passed away recently. 407 00:17:10,250 --> 00:17:16,260 A bit tragic, but you inspired our passion for fitness. 408 00:17:16,260 --> 00:17:20,430 And you completely inspired her to take her whole mind 409 00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:24,300 and, and, and body to a whole 'nother level that I find-- 410 00:17:24,300 --> 00:17:25,600 -Shirts off! -[Terry] Mm-hmm. 411 00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:27,170 [Kristen] Bikinis on! 412 00:17:27,170 --> 00:17:30,870 Lexy, your favorite shade of seafoam green, of course. 413 00:17:30,870 --> 00:17:33,440 And Sienna, polka dots, 414 00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:35,810 like the walls in your childhood room. 415 00:17:35,810 --> 00:17:38,950 And fellas, this is your outfit. 416 00:17:38,950 --> 00:17:40,880 [percussive tropical music] 417 00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:42,280 [Kristen] Bottom line, people, 418 00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:45,620 is that we just have to get back to the basics, okay? 419 00:17:45,620 --> 00:17:49,820 Simple, unadulterated human contact! 420 00:17:49,820 --> 00:17:53,430 Express yourselves! Explore each other intimately! 421 00:17:53,430 --> 00:17:55,760 Remember that body you first fell in love with? 422 00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:57,130 Oooh, ha! 423 00:17:57,130 --> 00:17:59,770 Communicate that love-- through the paint! 424 00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:03,900 I'm just still not totally getting 425 00:18:03,900 --> 00:18:05,570 the premise of this show. 426 00:18:05,570 --> 00:18:09,580 Like, there's guns, but there's also paint? 427 00:18:09,580 --> 00:18:13,210 For once, I hope these editors can not just... 428 00:18:13,210 --> 00:18:15,150 make me, like, the dumbass dude. 429 00:18:15,150 --> 00:18:16,950 Would you touch him 430 00:18:16,950 --> 00:18:19,950 like seven other women are competing for his attention!? 431 00:18:19,950 --> 00:18:21,250 The whole world saw you 432 00:18:21,250 --> 00:18:23,360 swoop up on Becky P. and Elizabeth. 433 00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:26,930 Now show us that Sienna fervor. 434 00:18:26,930 --> 00:18:28,030 All right. 435 00:18:28,030 --> 00:18:29,600 Yes, yes. 436 00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:30,930 That fierce... 437 00:18:30,930 --> 00:18:32,770 Sienna ferrrvor. 438 00:18:32,770 --> 00:18:34,300 [growls] 439 00:18:35,170 --> 00:18:36,540 Do you see the cameras, or-- 440 00:18:36,540 --> 00:18:39,470 [whispers] Yeah, they're right up there. 441 00:18:39,470 --> 00:18:40,310 [giggles] 442 00:18:40,310 --> 00:18:42,380 Hey, this might be fun. 443 00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:44,810 Lex... 444 00:18:44,810 --> 00:18:46,080 I gotta be honest with you. 445 00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:48,110 This whole innocent virgin thing, 446 00:18:48,110 --> 00:18:50,980 it gets tired after three episodes. 447 00:18:50,980 --> 00:18:52,350 Show your man-- Win him back, 448 00:18:52,350 --> 00:18:55,220 by showing the sexiness that you got, come on! 449 00:18:55,220 --> 00:18:58,020 [seagulls squawking] 450 00:18:58,020 --> 00:19:01,190 Lexy...we all know that you have sexiness 451 00:19:01,190 --> 00:19:03,700 all down inside you. 452 00:19:03,700 --> 00:19:05,400 So bring that shit up! 453 00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:06,900 Okay? 454 00:19:06,900 --> 00:19:09,040 [Kristen] Passion, people! Show me some passion! 455 00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:10,900 Are you two not about passion? 456 00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:12,410 Come on... 457 00:19:12,410 --> 00:19:14,540 Look, you don't have to do anything. 458 00:19:14,540 --> 00:19:16,580 I'ma do everything I can to protect you. 459 00:19:16,580 --> 00:19:18,480 I can protect myself, you know. 460 00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:20,780 You're the strongest woman I know. 461 00:19:20,780 --> 00:19:23,180 Matter of fact, you need to be the one protecting me. 462 00:19:23,180 --> 00:19:25,250 Just because I broke up with you... 463 00:19:25,250 --> 00:19:27,520 doesn't mean I won't always care about you. 464 00:19:28,520 --> 00:19:31,890 You're supposed to be exploring yourself through the paint! 465 00:19:31,890 --> 00:19:33,490 Through the paint... 466 00:19:35,060 --> 00:19:36,730 Ahh! 467 00:19:37,700 --> 00:19:40,300 Zion finger-painted my penis on my back, didn't they? 468 00:19:40,300 --> 00:19:41,330 [Kristen] You people are ridiculous! 469 00:19:41,330 --> 00:19:42,640 [Zion] Puh-leese. 470 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,370 [Kristen] Please show us the same respect 471 00:19:44,370 --> 00:19:48,110 you would show a nerdy woman labeled a relationship expert. 472 00:19:48,110 --> 00:19:49,680 I'm sorry, people! 473 00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:52,010 Am I not resonating with you all? 474 00:19:52,010 --> 00:19:53,480 I mean, do I have to explain 475 00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:56,750 every freakin' detail of courtship? 476 00:19:56,750 --> 00:19:59,320 [screams] 477 00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:00,990 Oh, oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 478 00:20:00,990 --> 00:20:03,220 I didn't mean to yell. I'm sorry. 479 00:20:03,220 --> 00:20:04,560 [Terry] Breathe, breathe, breathe. 480 00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:06,460 Come on, breathe it in! Come on, suck that air. 481 00:20:06,460 --> 00:20:07,360 Suck it! 482 00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:09,860 Suck the air... There it is. 483 00:20:09,860 --> 00:20:12,000 -Aaaahhh! -Mm-hmm. 484 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,170 Good job. 485 00:20:17,100 --> 00:20:19,440 Screaming is just a temporary Band-Aid 486 00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:22,310 on a deeper emotional reaction. 487 00:20:22,310 --> 00:20:23,610 Screaming does nothing but get you 488 00:20:23,610 --> 00:20:25,380 forcefully kicked out of prom 489 00:20:25,380 --> 00:20:28,180 in front of the only man you've ever loved. 490 00:20:28,180 --> 00:20:30,050 Okay, so... 491 00:20:30,050 --> 00:20:31,620 it could just be me, 492 00:20:31,620 --> 00:20:34,420 but I'm maybe starting to think 493 00:20:34,420 --> 00:20:38,360 that this is not a reality dating show. 494 00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:40,860 Then I definitely need my phone back. 495 00:20:40,860 --> 00:20:42,290 Like, right now. 496 00:20:42,290 --> 00:20:44,200 [Terry] Okay, listen up! 497 00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:45,660 We understand. 498 00:20:45,660 --> 00:20:47,100 It's day one. 499 00:20:47,100 --> 00:20:49,940 You haven't had a chance to fall back in love again yet. 500 00:20:49,940 --> 00:20:51,400 -But you will soon. -Mm-hmm. 501 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:53,410 You just need to loosen up and get more comfortable! 502 00:20:53,410 --> 00:20:55,470 And we have just the idea. 503 00:20:55,470 --> 00:20:57,540 We're gonnna have a shindig! 504 00:20:57,540 --> 00:21:00,180 It will send shockwaves throughout the villa! 505 00:21:00,180 --> 00:21:01,510 Come on, Terry! Terry! 506 00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:03,680 [Terry] Ooh, ooh, ooh! Shindig! 507 00:21:04,650 --> 00:21:06,390 ♪ Take a look in the sky ♪ 508 00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:09,060 ♪ Sunlight shining in my eye ♪ 509 00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:10,660 ♪ Oh yeah, what's up ♪ 510 00:21:10,660 --> 00:21:13,360 ♪ Just livin' life good 'cause the feelin' is right ♪ 511 00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:14,860 ♪ We're trying to go ♪ 512 00:21:14,860 --> 00:21:16,860 ♪ I got a place in mind if you're down to roll ♪ 513 00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:19,270 ♪ Uh-huh It's right down the road ♪ 514 00:21:19,270 --> 00:21:21,770 ♪ Now take a step inside, it make you feel like gold, ha ♪ 515 00:21:21,770 --> 00:21:23,300 ♪ Nice of me ♪ 516 00:21:23,300 --> 00:21:24,840 ♪ Jump right in, come and ride with me ♪ 517 00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:26,870 ♪ You heard that right, baby, life is sweet ♪ 518 00:21:26,870 --> 00:21:29,610 ♪ You feelin' good vibes seven days a week ♪ 519 00:21:29,610 --> 00:21:32,340 ♪ Oh, thinking that bad weather poolside ♪ 520 00:21:32,340 --> 00:21:34,510 ♪ And you know I'm down for a good time ♪ 521 00:21:34,510 --> 00:21:35,920 ♪ You ain't gotta think twice ♪ 522 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:38,480 ♪ Yeah, ready to start with your life ♪ 523 00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:41,820 ♪ Let's celebrate ♪ 524 00:21:41,820 --> 00:21:44,190 Yeah! Go ahead, girl. Yeah, work it! 525 00:21:44,190 --> 00:21:46,830 Work it like a mid-episode montage! 526 00:21:46,830 --> 00:21:48,890 Oooh, hoo-hoo! 527 00:21:48,890 --> 00:21:51,560 Oooh, hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 528 00:21:52,770 --> 00:21:54,630 Ooh, ooh, uh, uh. 529 00:21:54,630 --> 00:21:56,600 Cham--Cham-- Champagne, Champagne. 530 00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:58,470 Champagne. I need some Champagne. 531 00:21:58,470 --> 00:21:59,740 ♪ Wait 'til the sun goes down ♪ 532 00:21:59,740 --> 00:22:02,040 ♪ On this day, it make me say ♪ 533 00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:03,140 Mmm... 534 00:22:03,140 --> 00:22:04,480 [music ends abruptly] 535 00:22:06,210 --> 00:22:07,680 I'm sorry. 536 00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:10,120 Do you not have a dance party every single episode 537 00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:11,280 of every single day 538 00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:13,820 for the entire freakin' summer!? 539 00:22:13,820 --> 00:22:15,890 What, what-- 540 00:22:15,890 --> 00:22:18,760 Listen, I think I can speak for all of us when I say, 541 00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:21,530 we just need some time with our phones. 542 00:22:21,530 --> 00:22:23,530 So why don't we just go back in the house-- 543 00:22:23,530 --> 00:22:26,470 It's a villa, Sienna! I told you that! 544 00:22:26,470 --> 00:22:28,600 It's a villa! I have an ocean! 545 00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:33,640 Totally. My point, Kristen, my girl, 546 00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:37,440 is that I am pretty good at social media stalking, 547 00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:40,680 and if you give me my phone back in the villa, 548 00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:43,650 I can track down that guy you said you had a crush on. 549 00:22:43,650 --> 00:22:46,620 What was his name again? Andy Whitworth? 550 00:22:46,620 --> 00:22:48,420 Maybe that's where we put our efforts, 551 00:22:48,420 --> 00:22:51,160 because frankly, I don't see any of the six of us 552 00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:52,460 getting back together. 553 00:22:52,460 --> 00:22:53,860 [intensifying, sinister music] 554 00:22:53,860 --> 00:22:55,060 [screams] 555 00:22:55,060 --> 00:22:56,030 [Sienna screams] 556 00:22:56,030 --> 00:22:57,100 [gasping] 557 00:22:57,100 --> 00:22:59,430 -Jesus Christ! -What the hell!? 558 00:22:59,430 --> 00:23:01,200 [retching, vomiting] 559 00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:02,300 Oh my god... 560 00:23:02,300 --> 00:23:03,770 [retching, coughing] 561 00:23:03,770 --> 00:23:05,240 Oh my god! 562 00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:07,210 Anyone see my diamond earring? 563 00:23:07,210 --> 00:23:10,110 Okay, Sienna, relax. Let's just stop the bleeding. 564 00:23:10,110 --> 00:23:11,440 No, no, my earring, my earring. 565 00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:13,150 Can we get a first aid kit? 566 00:23:13,150 --> 00:23:16,620 This is what I get as a romantic dance party!? 567 00:23:16,620 --> 00:23:19,220 At some point, someone's going to start showing me 568 00:23:19,220 --> 00:23:20,920 that love is real! 569 00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:22,720 -Terry! -Uh... 570 00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:25,690 [Sienna] Can I--Can I have my earring, please? 571 00:23:25,690 --> 00:23:28,190 -Guys, my earring! -We need help! 572 00:23:28,190 --> 00:23:29,860 [Sienna hyperventilates] 573 00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:35,400 So I'm thinking about this whole no ear thing. 574 00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:38,040 Maybe it could be my new brand. 575 00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:39,540 Like, sympathy factor alone 576 00:23:39,540 --> 00:23:41,540 will easily get me, like, another million. 577 00:23:41,540 --> 00:23:44,010 [gasps] Maybe I'll even get my own show. 578 00:23:44,010 --> 00:23:45,210 What do you think? 579 00:23:45,210 --> 00:23:46,710 If we don't get up out this house, 580 00:23:46,710 --> 00:23:49,480 you're not gonna have no dating show on no network ever. 581 00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:50,950 [indignant scoff] 582 00:23:50,950 --> 00:23:53,250 It's obvious we up against some top-flight, 583 00:23:53,250 --> 00:23:54,550 high-tech security system-- 584 00:23:54,550 --> 00:23:56,520 There's gotta be a security mainframe. 585 00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:58,520 AJ, can you please just leave 586 00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:00,430 the scheming for the smart people? 587 00:24:00,430 --> 00:24:01,960 Like, if this was Are You the One? 588 00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:03,830 Hugh would be the dude with the math charts 589 00:24:03,830 --> 00:24:05,300 and you'd be the stubborn idiot 590 00:24:05,300 --> 00:24:06,500 choosing the wrong match each week. 591 00:24:06,500 --> 00:24:08,070 Okay, I can do math charts. 592 00:24:08,070 --> 00:24:11,100 Just because our show tried to depict me as the-- 593 00:24:11,100 --> 00:24:14,470 Come on, y'all, for real! Do y'all ever stop bickering? 594 00:24:14,470 --> 00:24:16,740 We need a plan to get to the mainframe, 595 00:24:16,740 --> 00:24:18,410 and then we can dismantle the security system. 596 00:24:18,410 --> 00:24:19,410 Stop! 597 00:24:19,410 --> 00:24:20,810 -What's up? -What? 598 00:24:20,810 --> 00:24:24,620 Uh...nothing better than being able to watch 599 00:24:24,620 --> 00:24:27,790 couples be intimate in the bedroom. 600 00:24:27,790 --> 00:24:30,290 Wish we had more of that on our season, Hugh. 601 00:24:30,290 --> 00:24:31,490 [tense music] 602 00:24:31,490 --> 00:24:34,030 We could all take inspiration from that. 603 00:24:34,030 --> 00:24:35,430 Okay... 604 00:24:35,430 --> 00:24:37,700 [Lexy] Forget escape. 605 00:24:37,700 --> 00:24:43,370 The real goal should be falling back in love. 606 00:24:43,370 --> 00:24:46,070 Are you out of your mind ? 607 00:24:46,070 --> 00:24:48,410 We are dealing with some crazy-ass bitch who-- 608 00:24:48,410 --> 00:24:50,310 Shut up, AJ! 609 00:24:50,310 --> 00:24:51,780 You don't get to tell me what to do 610 00:24:51,780 --> 00:24:54,450 just because you're the old guy. 611 00:24:54,450 --> 00:24:56,520 I'm 33. That's not old. 612 00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:58,620 I'm just trying to get you to stop talking shit. 613 00:24:58,620 --> 00:25:00,050 About who? Kristen? 614 00:25:00,050 --> 00:25:01,790 The crazy-ass bitch is-- 615 00:25:02,290 --> 00:25:04,390 Be quiet! 616 00:25:04,390 --> 00:25:06,430 Okay? 617 00:25:06,430 --> 00:25:08,460 We love Kristen. 618 00:25:08,460 --> 00:25:10,530 [AJ] Oh... 619 00:25:10,530 --> 00:25:12,500 Got it. 620 00:25:12,500 --> 00:25:13,630 If we have an elimination, 621 00:25:13,630 --> 00:25:15,600 I'm still voting you off first thing. 622 00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:17,100 Yeah, me too. 623 00:25:18,570 --> 00:25:20,870 [Kristen] Not the horniest group, are they? 624 00:25:20,870 --> 00:25:25,340 [chuckles nervously] Hmm... 625 00:25:25,340 --> 00:25:26,580 My dear, you, you know 626 00:25:26,580 --> 00:25:28,410 that I think that you're the best, right? 627 00:25:28,410 --> 00:25:34,350 Um...most loveable person ever. Right? 628 00:25:34,350 --> 00:25:36,760 Right, um... [coughs] 629 00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:38,090 I don't know how to say this. 630 00:25:38,090 --> 00:25:39,960 I don't know, I thought we were gonna try to 631 00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:41,060 [clears throat] 632 00:25:41,060 --> 00:25:42,530 I don't know... 633 00:25:42,530 --> 00:25:45,630 not cut any contestants' ears off. 634 00:25:45,630 --> 00:25:49,970 -'Scuse me? -Yeah. Yeah, see, see, 635 00:25:49,970 --> 00:25:51,500 I know that you've worked really hard 636 00:25:51,500 --> 00:25:52,570 on putting this thing together 637 00:25:52,570 --> 00:25:53,970 and coming up with all these games. 638 00:25:53,970 --> 00:25:55,810 And super, super frustrating, 639 00:25:55,810 --> 00:25:57,840 like, they're not falling back in love again yet, you know? 640 00:25:57,840 --> 00:26:00,080 Oh, okay. 'Cause for a second there, 641 00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:02,250 it sounded like you didn't care about love, 642 00:26:02,250 --> 00:26:04,580 like you didn't care about the fate of romance. 643 00:26:04,580 --> 00:26:06,620 Like all you cared about was some 644 00:26:06,620 --> 00:26:09,420 pointless, ugly ear? 645 00:26:09,420 --> 00:26:11,890 No. No. You know what it is? 646 00:26:11,890 --> 00:26:13,860 It's just that when we talked, you know, 647 00:26:13,860 --> 00:26:15,960 when we agreed to bring 'em here, um, 648 00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:18,730 you know, we talked and I, I was like-- 649 00:26:18,730 --> 00:26:21,530 I don't remember where you said hey, Terrance, 650 00:26:21,530 --> 00:26:23,640 do you... 651 00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:26,470 I don't know, you wanna be an accessory? 652 00:26:26,470 --> 00:26:28,010 Hm? You wanna go to jail? [laughs] 653 00:26:28,010 --> 00:26:29,740 I don't remember that. I don't remember that at all. 654 00:26:29,740 --> 00:26:31,910 As a matter of fact, I remember you promising me 655 00:26:31,910 --> 00:26:33,910 that we were gonna do no permanent damage-- 656 00:26:33,910 --> 00:26:36,550 You do not tell me what I have and have not promised! 657 00:26:36,550 --> 00:26:39,450 You know that's one of my triggers, Terrance! 658 00:26:39,450 --> 00:26:40,950 [chokes] Okay, look-- 659 00:26:40,950 --> 00:26:42,960 Meah! 660 00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:46,460 Anything that's happened to them should be motivation. 661 00:26:46,460 --> 00:26:48,090 [sighs] 662 00:26:48,090 --> 00:26:53,400 [sinister music] 663 00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:55,300 Fine. 664 00:26:56,030 --> 00:26:57,800 Now... 665 00:26:57,800 --> 00:26:59,540 if I'm not mistaken, 666 00:26:59,540 --> 00:27:02,310 someone promised me a French tip pedicure. 667 00:27:04,140 --> 00:27:05,310 Tonight. 668 00:27:05,310 --> 00:27:07,510 Okay, my bad. 669 00:27:07,510 --> 00:27:08,750 Of course. 670 00:27:08,750 --> 00:27:11,620 I'm thinkin' red tips, just for funsies! 671 00:27:26,890 --> 00:27:29,230 [sighs] 672 00:27:29,230 --> 00:27:30,960 You okay? 673 00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:33,030 She's only gonna get more violent. 674 00:27:33,030 --> 00:27:35,670 She's watching us from everywhere. 675 00:27:35,670 --> 00:27:37,370 What are we gonna do? 676 00:27:37,370 --> 00:27:39,700 Listen here. 677 00:27:39,700 --> 00:27:42,040 You remember that last game of Baton we played? 678 00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:43,910 The one when I finally beat you? 679 00:27:43,910 --> 00:27:45,880 You cannot be bringing that up again right now. 680 00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:48,350 I'm not just talking about that. 681 00:27:48,350 --> 00:27:51,650 I have more to say. I promise. 682 00:27:51,650 --> 00:27:55,320 Even though I was the glorious winner, 683 00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:58,220 the real truth is... 684 00:27:58,220 --> 00:28:02,560 you played one of the best games I've ever seen, ever. 685 00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:04,330 You didn't give up. 686 00:28:04,330 --> 00:28:06,900 That's my point. 687 00:28:06,900 --> 00:28:09,830 I've never seen anyone in my life... 688 00:28:09,830 --> 00:28:11,700 without a single brick... 689 00:28:11,700 --> 00:28:16,640 put up such a fight. Like, damn. 690 00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:19,140 That's sexy, like... 691 00:28:19,140 --> 00:28:21,850 That makes you the most determined person I know. 692 00:28:22,910 --> 00:28:26,350 You're gonna find your strategy sooner or later. 693 00:28:26,350 --> 00:28:29,120 And this time you're gonna win. 694 00:28:29,120 --> 00:28:31,820 Unlike last time. 695 00:28:31,820 --> 00:28:34,030 Against me... 696 00:28:34,030 --> 00:28:35,160 when I won. 697 00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:38,700 [both laugh] 698 00:28:41,770 --> 00:28:43,570 I have an idea. 699 00:28:43,570 --> 00:28:45,040 I have to go to the bathroom. 700 00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:50,940 [mischievous music] 701 00:28:50,940 --> 00:28:53,950 I have a stomach ache. 702 00:28:53,950 --> 00:28:56,150 Make sure to courtesy flush! 703 00:29:00,750 --> 00:29:04,890 [music turns tense] 704 00:29:07,730 --> 00:29:09,690 Interesting. 705 00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:16,700 [music intensifies] 706 00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:25,410 [determined music] 707 00:29:35,050 --> 00:29:37,420 [grunts] 708 00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:41,430 [grunting] 709 00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:57,780 [sighs] 710 00:29:58,780 --> 00:30:02,710 [music continues] 711 00:30:10,220 --> 00:30:12,390 [grunts] 712 00:30:16,830 --> 00:30:22,930 [creepy music] 713 00:30:48,930 --> 00:30:55,030 [dildo rattles] 714 00:31:07,650 --> 00:31:08,710 Carfentanil. 715 00:31:08,710 --> 00:31:10,820 [door shuts] 716 00:31:11,780 --> 00:31:17,020 [determined music] 717 00:31:20,990 --> 00:31:23,030 [Terry] That was by far the best season, by far. 718 00:31:23,030 --> 00:31:24,460 [Kristen] It's definitely top five. 719 00:31:24,460 --> 00:31:25,960 [Terry] Of course it was. 720 00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:27,270 I'll never forget the first time they showed up. 721 00:31:27,270 --> 00:31:29,370 They didn't know each other. Mm, mm! 722 00:31:29,370 --> 00:31:31,570 [Kristen] And who could forget their first makeout sesh 723 00:31:31,570 --> 00:31:33,200 at the bonfire? 724 00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:35,240 They were practically ripping each other's clothes off. 725 00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:37,810 I've never seen so much sexiness. 726 00:31:37,810 --> 00:31:39,510 Nothing can top AJ and Sienna. 727 00:31:39,510 --> 00:31:41,950 Remember when AJ threw himself out the car 728 00:31:41,950 --> 00:31:43,380 and jumped over the fence? 729 00:31:43,380 --> 00:31:45,120 [Terry] Ran right past the producers, 730 00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:48,150 and in one fell swoop, hopped on the back of Sienna's horse! 731 00:31:48,150 --> 00:31:50,720 If love was real four years ago, it still can be today. 732 00:31:50,720 --> 00:31:52,490 That's all I'ma say. 733 00:31:53,390 --> 00:31:56,090 That's a long time to be taking a dump. 734 00:31:59,260 --> 00:32:01,500 Shit. Shit. 735 00:32:01,500 --> 00:32:07,470 [frantic music] 736 00:32:07,470 --> 00:32:09,470 [pants] 737 00:32:19,550 --> 00:32:22,720 [grunting] 738 00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:24,560 [fabric tearing] 739 00:32:26,190 --> 00:32:27,860 [beeping] 740 00:32:27,860 --> 00:32:29,330 Where is she? 741 00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:33,900 I think you're out of wet wipes. 742 00:32:36,600 --> 00:32:38,100 Watchin' you. 743 00:32:39,170 --> 00:32:45,140 [delightful, romantic orchestral music] 744 00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:52,620 [seagulls squawking] 745 00:32:54,950 --> 00:32:56,620 -Car-fent-anil. -Yeah. 746 00:32:56,620 --> 00:32:57,820 [Hugh] What is that? 747 00:32:57,820 --> 00:32:59,760 It causes instant seizures and then death. 748 00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:02,490 It's used primarily to tranquilize oversized animals. 749 00:33:02,490 --> 00:33:05,460 Or reality dating show couples freshly kidnapped. 750 00:33:05,460 --> 00:33:07,130 Well, the good news is, I have something-- 751 00:33:07,130 --> 00:33:09,600 I found the security mainframe to the smarthome. 752 00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:11,100 Look at you, 753 00:33:11,100 --> 00:33:13,270 climbing through the air vents like an action hero. 754 00:33:13,270 --> 00:33:15,710 I think you're starting to enjoy this. 755 00:33:15,710 --> 00:33:17,680 It's like a real life game. 756 00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:19,180 You might actually win. 757 00:33:19,180 --> 00:33:22,250 [seagulls squawking] 758 00:33:22,250 --> 00:33:23,810 [chime] 759 00:33:23,810 --> 00:33:26,550 [Farrah] Today, you are going to separate into three challenges 760 00:33:26,550 --> 00:33:28,720 specifically designed for each couple. 761 00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:32,090 I suggest you take these challenges very seriously. 762 00:33:32,090 --> 00:33:34,360 You don't wanna piss off Kristen. 763 00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:37,130 You know, when you get to know her, she's really a sweetheart, 764 00:33:37,130 --> 00:33:39,600 not to mention a great friend. 765 00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:41,470 You might want to invite her to some of your-- 766 00:33:41,470 --> 00:33:42,900 [Farrah voice & Kristen] -- reunion parties sometime. 767 00:33:42,900 --> 00:33:44,770 [Hugh] Oh my god, it's her. 768 00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:46,600 [Farrah voice & Kristen] Gotta go! 769 00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:48,110 [footsteps] 770 00:33:48,110 --> 00:33:50,240 -[grunts] -What? 771 00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:51,540 [grunts] 772 00:33:51,540 --> 00:33:57,480 [sinister music] 773 00:34:24,740 --> 00:34:28,550 [seagulls squawking] 774 00:34:28,550 --> 00:34:30,350 [yelps] 775 00:34:31,750 --> 00:34:36,590 [music continues] 776 00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:41,390 What the hell? Hey, hey, hey! 777 00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:44,030 [grunts] 778 00:34:45,730 --> 00:34:47,400 [whispers] AJ... 779 00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:49,330 -Where we at? -I don't know. 780 00:34:49,330 --> 00:34:50,740 [groans] 781 00:34:52,570 --> 00:34:56,610 [seagulls squawking] 782 00:34:57,880 --> 00:35:01,580 [music continues] 783 00:35:01,580 --> 00:35:02,750 [Zion] Oh my god. 784 00:35:02,750 --> 00:35:04,980 Is that the asshole you kissed in the club? 785 00:35:04,980 --> 00:35:07,520 [muffled whimpering] 786 00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:09,190 Hey, Mac. 787 00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:11,290 [Farrah] What would a beach resort be 788 00:35:11,290 --> 00:35:12,690 without one of your past lovers 789 00:35:12,690 --> 00:35:16,160 coming back to test your relationship midseason? 790 00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:19,000 If the other shows think it's helpful, so do we. 791 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:22,630 So your next challenge is to eliminate the interloper 792 00:35:22,630 --> 00:35:25,440 and prove that no one can get between you. 793 00:35:26,620 --> 00:35:28,290 [chime] 794 00:35:28,290 --> 00:35:31,630 [Farrah] Your next challenge is in the Tiki Shack of Secrets, 795 00:35:31,630 --> 00:35:35,000 to finally come clean and forgive each other. 796 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:38,470 [both panting] 797 00:35:38,470 --> 00:35:40,000 [chime] 798 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:43,170 [Farrah] Your next challenge is a classic trust exercise-- 799 00:35:43,170 --> 00:35:45,110 a Truth Booth of sorts-- 800 00:35:45,110 --> 00:35:48,980 to decide if Hugh is loyal once and for all. 801 00:35:48,980 --> 00:35:51,210 Your challenges... 802 00:35:51,210 --> 00:35:53,280 begin...now. 803 00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:54,980 [loud zap] Whoa! 804 00:35:54,980 --> 00:35:57,350 [whooshing] 805 00:35:57,350 --> 00:36:00,390 -Oh, shoot. -Whoa. Whoa! 806 00:36:00,390 --> 00:36:02,560 What's going on? What? 807 00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:04,630 -That's not so bad. -[Lexy coughs] 808 00:36:04,630 --> 00:36:06,630 It smells like almonds. 809 00:36:06,630 --> 00:36:09,800 Almonds? It's actually hydrogen cyanide. 810 00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:11,830 And at this rate, we'll be dead in less than two minutes. 811 00:36:11,830 --> 00:36:13,030 -[Lexy coughs] -What!? 812 00:36:13,030 --> 00:36:16,370 [sinister music] 813 00:36:16,370 --> 00:36:19,240 [Hugh] [grunts, coughs] 814 00:36:20,240 --> 00:36:23,180 Hey, Kristen. 815 00:36:23,180 --> 00:36:26,480 Are you sure all this is a good idea? 816 00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:29,650 Hey, what if instead, we send them on dinner dates? 817 00:36:29,650 --> 00:36:30,920 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, 818 00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:34,460 some nice, uh, nice clothes and mood lighting and... 819 00:36:34,460 --> 00:36:36,120 fake food they'll never eat? 820 00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:37,660 Name one show on TV that doesn't 821 00:36:37,660 --> 00:36:40,200 trauma bond their contestants into love! 822 00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:42,300 -Hm. -[Kristen] Hm? 823 00:36:42,300 --> 00:36:45,530 Have you seen every episode of Ex on the Mind ? 824 00:36:45,530 --> 00:36:47,340 Okay. Hm. 825 00:36:47,340 --> 00:36:49,840 Well, then at least no permanent damage, right? 826 00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:51,370 Mm-hmm. 827 00:36:51,370 --> 00:36:53,140 Refill, will ya, babe? 828 00:36:53,140 --> 00:36:54,340 Of course. 829 00:36:54,340 --> 00:36:55,410 -Help! - [laughs giddily] 830 00:36:55,410 --> 00:36:59,110 [pants] 831 00:36:59,110 --> 00:37:00,250 What do we do? 832 00:37:00,250 --> 00:37:01,720 [Sienna] I don't know, but... 833 00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:04,120 that thing is pointed right at my chest, 834 00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:07,260 and I cannot get a bruise, boo. 835 00:37:07,260 --> 00:37:10,360 Do you have any idea how much these cost? 836 00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:12,930 [grunts, struggles] Aah! 837 00:37:12,930 --> 00:37:14,460 AJ, you get us out! 838 00:37:14,460 --> 00:37:16,100 You're the one hooked up to the lie detector test! 839 00:37:16,100 --> 00:37:17,930 I, I have no clue why I am hooked up 840 00:37:17,930 --> 00:37:19,700 to a lie detector test. 841 00:37:19,700 --> 00:37:20,900 I don't tell lies! 842 00:37:20,900 --> 00:37:23,840 [beeping] 843 00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:25,070 [whirring] 844 00:37:25,070 --> 00:37:26,780 [beeping becomes faster] 845 00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:29,010 -[grunts] -[gasps] 846 00:37:29,010 --> 00:37:31,150 [chime] 847 00:37:31,150 --> 00:37:32,580 [Farrah] Sienna can't forgive you 848 00:37:32,580 --> 00:37:34,020 if you don't tell the truth. 849 00:37:34,020 --> 00:37:35,080 [moans] 850 00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:36,250 [beeping] No. 851 00:37:36,250 --> 00:37:37,620 [beeping becomes faster] 852 00:37:37,620 --> 00:37:39,550 [pants] 853 00:37:40,420 --> 00:37:41,490 Ow! 854 00:37:41,490 --> 00:37:42,620 [groans] 855 00:37:44,990 --> 00:37:46,730 [coughing] 856 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:51,670 -Now what? -It's a puzzle. 857 00:37:51,670 --> 00:37:52,800 An escape room. 858 00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:54,740 [coughing] 859 00:37:54,740 --> 00:37:58,010 Babe, babe, get on the platform, go! 860 00:37:58,010 --> 00:37:59,870 [beeping] [Lexy] Okay, okay! 861 00:37:59,870 --> 00:38:01,380 [Hugh] Go, go, go, go! 862 00:38:03,110 --> 00:38:04,480 [Lexy] No... 863 00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:06,210 This crazy bitch wants us to saw through this rope 864 00:38:06,210 --> 00:38:07,950 and watch Mac plunge to his death? 865 00:38:07,950 --> 00:38:09,420 No, not happening. 866 00:38:09,420 --> 00:38:11,690 I didn't know you cared so much about the douchebag 867 00:38:11,690 --> 00:38:14,020 who vampires your neck every time we break up. 868 00:38:14,020 --> 00:38:15,890 [muffled speech] 869 00:38:15,890 --> 00:38:17,090 I'm not killing him. 870 00:38:17,090 --> 00:38:18,430 [loud zap] 871 00:38:18,430 --> 00:38:24,530 [zapping] [grunting] 872 00:38:24,530 --> 00:38:26,500 It's, it's, it's like a prisoner's dilemma. 873 00:38:26,500 --> 00:38:28,000 One of us has to stay on the platform 874 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:29,640 for the door to stay open. 875 00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:31,870 So only one of us can run out and survive? 876 00:38:32,970 --> 00:38:34,510 [grunts] 877 00:38:34,510 --> 00:38:35,780 [coughs] 878 00:38:35,780 --> 00:38:37,750 [Farrah] If you will not saw Mac to his death, 879 00:38:37,750 --> 00:38:40,050 we will have no choice but to shock you. 880 00:38:40,050 --> 00:38:41,180 That bitch! 881 00:38:41,180 --> 00:38:46,350 [zapping] [grunting] 882 00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:50,630 I couldn't care less. I'll kill Mac! 883 00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:57,500 No, no, no! Stop, stop, stop, stop! 884 00:38:57,500 --> 00:38:59,630 Mac is a good person. 885 00:38:59,630 --> 00:39:02,070 He's a good relationship trespasser. 886 00:39:02,070 --> 00:39:04,940 [zapping] [grunting] 887 00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:08,910 [pants] 888 00:39:08,910 --> 00:39:10,410 You bastard! 889 00:39:10,410 --> 00:39:11,910 Tell the truth! 890 00:39:11,910 --> 00:39:13,180 About what? 891 00:39:13,180 --> 00:39:14,880 Did you cheat on me? 892 00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:18,150 [pants] 893 00:39:18,150 --> 00:39:21,320 It's more complicated than that, okay? 894 00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:23,790 We weren't getting along...for a while, 895 00:39:23,790 --> 00:39:26,360 and, and... 896 00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:28,600 we were allowing each other to see other people. 897 00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:29,300 What!? 898 00:39:29,300 --> 00:39:32,370 [beeping] 899 00:39:32,370 --> 00:39:35,440 [grunts, coughs] 900 00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:37,310 [Farrah] Sienna, do you forgive AJ? 901 00:39:37,310 --> 00:39:39,510 I never gave you permission to see anyone. 902 00:39:39,510 --> 00:39:41,010 No, I don't forgive him. 903 00:39:41,010 --> 00:39:42,110 [beeping] 904 00:39:42,110 --> 00:39:43,480 [Sienna] No! 905 00:39:44,810 --> 00:39:48,220 Oh my...God! 906 00:39:48,220 --> 00:39:49,450 [deep inhale] 907 00:39:49,450 --> 00:39:53,050 No ear and completely deformed boobs. 908 00:39:53,050 --> 00:39:55,590 -Tell the truth! -Okay, okay, okay! 909 00:39:55,590 --> 00:39:57,460 Okay, so, so maybe it wasn't an agreement. 910 00:39:57,460 --> 00:39:59,230 But I thought it was okay! 911 00:39:59,230 --> 00:40:01,160 [beeping] 912 00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:02,700 No! 913 00:40:02,700 --> 00:40:05,100 [screams] 914 00:40:05,100 --> 00:40:07,240 [Hugh & Lexy coughing] 915 00:40:07,240 --> 00:40:12,870 [tense music] 916 00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:17,480 [Lexy] All right, all right, we can figure this out. 917 00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:19,610 One of us doesn't have to die for the other to escape. 918 00:40:19,610 --> 00:40:21,180 [coughing] I have an idea. 919 00:40:21,180 --> 00:40:22,280 -[Lexy] Okay. -[Hugh] Come on. 920 00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:23,990 [Lexy] Okay. 921 00:40:24,590 --> 00:40:26,090 -[Hugh] Jump off! -[Lexy] Okay. 922 00:40:26,090 --> 00:40:27,320 [Hugh] Now go! 923 00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:28,590 Wait wait wait, no, wait. What about you? 924 00:40:28,590 --> 00:40:30,760 I, I'ma figure it out, okay? You go! 925 00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:32,290 [Lexy] Why should I go? You should go! 926 00:40:32,290 --> 00:40:34,360 I'm not gonna leave without you. 927 00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:37,270 I'm trying to save your life. 928 00:40:37,270 --> 00:40:39,400 Lexy, go! [coughs] 929 00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:40,970 [beeping] 930 00:40:40,970 --> 00:40:42,400 [screams] 931 00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:43,570 Okay, stop! 932 00:40:43,570 --> 00:40:45,740 Okay, okay, okay, stop, stop! 933 00:40:45,740 --> 00:40:48,280 [pants] 934 00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:50,780 I cheated. 935 00:40:50,780 --> 00:40:52,180 Okay? 936 00:40:52,180 --> 00:40:53,350 There, I said it! 937 00:40:53,350 --> 00:40:55,780 I cheated on you. 938 00:40:55,780 --> 00:40:58,450 [Farrah] Sienna, do you forgive him? 939 00:40:58,450 --> 00:41:00,960 Yes, yes... 940 00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:02,920 Come on, come on... 941 00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:04,860 Yeah, fine. 942 00:41:04,860 --> 00:41:05,930 I forgive him. 943 00:41:05,930 --> 00:41:07,360 [Farrah] But wouldn't you like to know 944 00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:09,160 who he cheated on you with? 945 00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:14,470 [intensifying music] 946 00:41:14,470 --> 00:41:18,140 Yeah. Yeah, actually. 947 00:41:18,140 --> 00:41:19,140 I would. 948 00:41:19,140 --> 00:41:20,310 [loud zap] 949 00:41:20,310 --> 00:41:23,680 [zapping] [grunting] 950 00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:27,980 [panting] 951 00:41:27,980 --> 00:41:30,250 [Quincy] Saw the rope now! 952 00:41:30,250 --> 00:41:31,720 [muffled screaming] 953 00:41:31,720 --> 00:41:35,290 [Zion] I can't do it. I'm not going to kill anyone. 954 00:41:35,290 --> 00:41:37,090 Saw! 955 00:41:37,090 --> 00:41:38,490 I'm not killing anyone. 956 00:41:38,490 --> 00:41:40,330 [Quincy] Why are you choosing him over us? 957 00:41:40,330 --> 00:41:41,530 No! 958 00:41:41,530 --> 00:41:43,900 There will never be an "us"! 959 00:41:43,900 --> 00:41:44,930 No, damn it! 960 00:41:44,930 --> 00:41:46,130 I have to do every damn thing myself! 961 00:41:46,130 --> 00:41:48,340 -What do I get to have!? -Kristen, what are you-- 962 00:41:48,340 --> 00:41:53,470 [sinister music] 963 00:41:53,470 --> 00:41:54,680 [Terry & Farrah voice] Okay, come on, people. 964 00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:55,780 Hurry up, finish your challenges, okay? 965 00:41:55,780 --> 00:41:57,210 Come on, come on, show your love! 966 00:41:57,210 --> 00:41:58,310 Show your love, show your love. 967 00:41:58,310 --> 00:41:59,780 Awww, damn! 968 00:41:59,780 --> 00:42:02,280 Who did you have sex with, AJ? 969 00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:04,920 I promise you, you don't wanna...know. 970 00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:06,690 Tell me! 971 00:42:06,690 --> 00:42:10,390 [tense, intensifying music] 972 00:42:10,390 --> 00:42:12,030 Your mom! 973 00:42:12,030 --> 00:42:16,200 I banged your mom during the hometown visit. 974 00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:18,730 I'm sorry! 975 00:42:18,730 --> 00:42:21,800 But have you seen that ass? 976 00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:23,470 My god... 977 00:42:23,470 --> 00:42:25,940 She's a smokeshow! 978 00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:29,680 [beeping, powering down] 979 00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:31,450 [beeps twice] 980 00:42:31,450 --> 00:42:33,010 [grunts] 981 00:42:33,010 --> 00:42:36,950 [pants] 982 00:42:39,090 --> 00:42:41,120 Ahh! 983 00:42:42,990 --> 00:42:44,130 You asshole! 984 00:42:44,130 --> 00:42:45,330 Oh! 985 00:42:45,330 --> 00:42:47,730 [groans] 986 00:42:51,170 --> 00:42:52,600 [groans] 987 00:42:53,470 --> 00:42:55,700 [Hugh & Lexy coughing] 988 00:42:57,540 --> 00:42:58,670 [Hugh] What are you doing? 989 00:43:00,910 --> 00:43:02,940 [Lexy] I'm not leaving without you. 990 00:43:02,940 --> 00:43:04,650 [coughs] 991 00:43:04,650 --> 00:43:08,450 -I love you. -[coughs] I love you too. 992 00:43:08,450 --> 00:43:09,420 [beeping] 993 00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:12,420 [whooshing] 994 00:43:12,420 --> 00:43:14,260 [chime] 995 00:43:14,260 --> 00:43:15,820 [Farrah] Nice work, both of you. 996 00:43:15,820 --> 00:43:18,590 You've figured out that loyalty and love for each other 997 00:43:18,590 --> 00:43:21,200 will prevail in any situation. 998 00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:22,830 [beeping, door opens] 999 00:43:24,070 --> 00:43:25,400 I can't choose you. 1000 00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:26,570 Some people just, they're not-- 1001 00:43:26,570 --> 00:43:28,600 they're not meant to be together. 1002 00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:31,940 And we will never be together! 1003 00:43:31,940 --> 00:43:34,210 What the hell!? 1004 00:43:34,210 --> 00:43:35,740 F-boy, f-bye. 1005 00:43:37,310 --> 00:43:38,980 Girl, I don't, uh... 1006 00:43:38,980 --> 00:43:40,980 I don't think you can kill the queer people first anymore. 1007 00:43:40,980 --> 00:43:42,550 Just die. 1008 00:43:43,350 --> 00:43:44,520 I, I, wait, please. 1009 00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:46,550 I, I... 1010 00:43:49,490 --> 00:43:51,960 [weakly] You got any aspirin? 1011 00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:53,960 [death rattle] 1012 00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:56,960 Oh honey, I didn't mean to scare you. 1013 00:43:56,960 --> 00:44:00,130 [creaking] [muffled whimpers] 1014 00:44:00,130 --> 00:44:01,570 I meant to kill you! 1015 00:44:01,570 --> 00:44:05,140 [frantic muffled whimpers] 1016 00:44:13,310 --> 00:44:15,020 Our first elimination. 1017 00:44:16,420 --> 00:44:17,590 You know what? 1018 00:44:17,590 --> 00:44:19,650 I think I want some pineapple juice. 1019 00:44:19,650 --> 00:44:20,860 I'm gonna get me some pineapple juice. 1020 00:44:20,860 --> 00:44:23,190 -You want some pineapple juice? -What? 1021 00:44:23,190 --> 00:44:24,630 Kristen, this, this wasn't supposed to be 1022 00:44:24,630 --> 00:44:26,660 a part of the eliminations. 1023 00:44:26,660 --> 00:44:28,500 [Kristen] Excuse me? 1024 00:44:28,500 --> 00:44:30,800 Kristen, I loved them! 1025 00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:32,100 Come on. 1026 00:44:32,100 --> 00:44:33,370 Quincy? Zion? 1027 00:44:33,370 --> 00:44:35,700 What's wrong with you, okay? 1028 00:44:35,700 --> 00:44:39,540 I, I'm not gonna be a part of this anymore. 1029 00:44:39,540 --> 00:44:41,110 I'm done. 1030 00:44:41,110 --> 00:44:43,210 [Kristen] Terry! 1031 00:44:43,210 --> 00:44:46,650 If Chris Harrison can be replaced, so can you! 1032 00:44:46,650 --> 00:44:49,620 But first, I have a question. 1033 00:44:49,620 --> 00:44:54,690 [seagulls squawking] [sinister music] 1034 00:44:54,690 --> 00:44:56,760 When you were a scrawny preteen 1035 00:44:56,760 --> 00:44:59,060 being bullied for your butt-ugly pimple face 1036 00:44:59,060 --> 00:45:02,660 that made even your own mother and your uncle Larry vomit-- 1037 00:45:02,660 --> 00:45:04,030 you remember your uncle Larry! 1038 00:45:04,030 --> 00:45:05,730 [retches] He'd look at you-- [retches] 1039 00:45:05,730 --> 00:45:07,100 I said, "Don't do that, Uncle Larry!" 1040 00:45:07,100 --> 00:45:09,670 [retches] 1041 00:45:09,670 --> 00:45:10,670 "Your face! Your face!" 1042 00:45:10,670 --> 00:45:13,810 Who was by your side? 1043 00:45:13,810 --> 00:45:14,880 Me. 1044 00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:17,040 Only me. 1045 00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:20,610 You remember when you were a scared metrosexual 1046 00:45:20,610 --> 00:45:24,490 in the Marines--oorah, huh? 1047 00:45:24,490 --> 00:45:28,520 Being bullied by all those manly men... 1048 00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:30,590 because you decided to stay up all night 1049 00:45:30,590 --> 00:45:33,130 binging Are You the One? 1050 00:45:33,130 --> 00:45:35,460 Who did you call? Who you gonna call? 1051 00:45:35,460 --> 00:45:38,170 Not Ghostbusters. You called me! 1052 00:45:38,170 --> 00:45:42,640 I have always been the only person by your side. 1053 00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:43,900 Devin was there before too. 1054 00:45:43,900 --> 00:45:45,410 We're not talkin' about Devin! 1055 00:45:45,410 --> 00:45:48,310 For the first time in my life, we're talking about me. 1056 00:45:48,310 --> 00:45:50,850 I have always been the only one by your side, 1057 00:45:50,850 --> 00:45:53,550 and the least I deserve is for you to be by mine 1058 00:45:53,550 --> 00:45:55,850 while I fight for love. 1059 00:45:55,850 --> 00:45:57,650 I am doing what I have to do 1060 00:45:57,650 --> 00:46:00,350 to get at least one of these couples reunited. 1061 00:46:00,350 --> 00:46:02,090 I already lost one couple. 1062 00:46:02,090 --> 00:46:04,230 Terry, this is what we decided to do. 1063 00:46:04,230 --> 00:46:07,360 This is what we promised! We are fighting for love. 1064 00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:09,560 Don't you want that? 1065 00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:13,870 [tense music] 1066 00:46:13,870 --> 00:46:15,600 Yes. 1067 00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:18,340 [affectionate chuckling] 1068 00:46:18,340 --> 00:46:19,670 I know you do. 1069 00:46:19,670 --> 00:46:22,780 You love love like I love love, don't you? 1070 00:46:22,780 --> 00:46:24,380 You know what would make you feel better? 1071 00:46:24,380 --> 00:46:27,180 Pineapple juice! Mm-hmm. 1072 00:46:27,180 --> 00:46:28,880 In a golden season finale chalice. 1073 00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:30,680 -Come on, let's go. -Okay. 1074 00:46:30,680 --> 00:46:33,750 Let's go, here we go. Come on! 1075 00:46:35,490 --> 00:46:41,630 [sinister music] 1076 00:46:50,670 --> 00:46:53,340 Damn, what the hell happened to y'all? 1077 00:46:53,340 --> 00:46:55,380 AJ had sex with my mother. 1078 00:46:55,380 --> 00:46:57,110 [Hugh laughs] 1079 00:46:57,110 --> 00:47:00,410 Well, technically it wasn't traditional sex. 1080 00:47:00,410 --> 00:47:03,380 It was primarily backdoor. 1081 00:47:03,380 --> 00:47:06,850 I'm just keeping it one-hundo. 1082 00:47:06,850 --> 00:47:10,120 Well, I'm just happy everyone is okay. 1083 00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:11,960 So did you two have the pleasure of confirming 1084 00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:15,260 all the reasons why you broke up too? 1085 00:47:15,260 --> 00:47:17,900 Not really, actually. 1086 00:47:17,900 --> 00:47:20,830 Where are those two super trashy toxic peeps 1087 00:47:20,830 --> 00:47:23,940 who clearly never had any chance of winning anything? 1088 00:47:23,940 --> 00:47:26,870 Terry, what's going on? 1089 00:47:26,870 --> 00:47:28,580 I know torturing us and hurting us 1090 00:47:28,580 --> 00:47:30,480 could not have been part of your plan. 1091 00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:32,080 Look... 1092 00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:34,580 I know you went through a lot of pain after losing Devin, 1093 00:47:34,580 --> 00:47:36,950 and it resulted it in this codependency with Kristen, 1094 00:47:36,950 --> 00:47:38,290 but you don't have to torture-- 1095 00:47:38,290 --> 00:47:40,720 I'm not torturing you! 1096 00:47:40,720 --> 00:47:42,560 Look, this, this was just supposed to be some, 1097 00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:44,560 some, some harmless games. 1098 00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:48,860 [tense music] 1099 00:47:48,860 --> 00:47:51,930 Today marks a very, very sad day for me. 1100 00:47:51,930 --> 00:47:54,940 A year ago today, my fiancée, Devin, passed. 1101 00:47:54,940 --> 00:47:56,270 [gasps for air] 1102 00:47:56,270 --> 00:47:57,770 [Terry] Came completely out of the blue. 1103 00:47:57,770 --> 00:47:59,270 Okay? 1104 00:47:59,270 --> 00:48:00,740 And... 1105 00:48:00,740 --> 00:48:02,540 Kristen and I, we... 1106 00:48:02,540 --> 00:48:05,880 just need to believe that love... 1107 00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:07,580 love is possible again. 1108 00:48:07,580 --> 00:48:09,980 [Kristen] Exactly right, Terry. 1109 00:48:09,980 --> 00:48:12,450 We need something to celebrate. 1110 00:48:12,450 --> 00:48:18,390 Only the best rosé in our season finale gold chalice. 1111 00:48:18,390 --> 00:48:22,130 Terry, please do us the honors by serving us. 1112 00:48:25,500 --> 00:48:29,370 Now that you have successfully completed your Truth Booth 1113 00:48:29,370 --> 00:48:32,170 and Shack of Secrets... 1114 00:48:32,170 --> 00:48:35,410 you are now one step closer... 1115 00:48:35,410 --> 00:48:38,210 [grunts] 1116 00:48:38,210 --> 00:48:41,650 ...to being your perfect matches. 1117 00:48:41,650 --> 00:48:43,850 And I have--hold on-- 1118 00:48:43,850 --> 00:48:46,020 a little speech in here. 1119 00:48:46,020 --> 00:48:48,590 "If you feel you have your perfect matches, then lock in--" 1120 00:48:48,590 --> 00:48:49,860 Oh! 1121 00:48:49,860 --> 00:48:51,490 [horror music] 1122 00:48:51,490 --> 00:48:52,960 -Oh shit! -Oh my gosh! 1123 00:48:52,960 --> 00:48:54,900 [frantic chatter] 1124 00:48:54,900 --> 00:48:55,860 He's bleeding! 1125 00:48:55,860 --> 00:48:57,360 That's real! 1126 00:48:57,360 --> 00:48:58,900 Is that Zion!? 1127 00:48:58,900 --> 00:49:01,240 [Zion screams] 1128 00:49:01,240 --> 00:49:03,900 Dude, this is so embarassing. 1129 00:49:03,900 --> 00:49:06,240 [Zion moans] 1130 00:49:06,240 --> 00:49:07,810 Terry... 1131 00:49:07,810 --> 00:49:09,880 Oh my god, will he just die? 1132 00:49:09,880 --> 00:49:11,180 [doorbell rings] 1133 00:49:11,180 --> 00:49:12,380 What!? 1134 00:49:13,480 --> 00:49:16,150 [whimpers] 1135 00:49:16,150 --> 00:49:17,580 Harold! 1136 00:49:17,580 --> 00:49:20,650 Oh, that dinosaur has worse timing than a commercial break. 1137 00:49:20,650 --> 00:49:22,660 Lock all of them in the room. 1138 00:49:22,660 --> 00:49:24,660 I've gotta take care of Harold! 1139 00:49:24,660 --> 00:49:25,930 Take it easy, take it easy. 1140 00:49:25,930 --> 00:49:27,390 [Kristen] Help me, come on! 1141 00:49:27,390 --> 00:49:28,800 Sorry. I'm sorry. 1142 00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:30,200 -Terry-- -Please. 1143 00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:31,430 What are you doing? Come on! 1144 00:49:31,430 --> 00:49:33,000 Please, I'm sorry. 1145 00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:34,270 -Eww. -I'm sorry, I'm sorry, 1146 00:49:34,270 --> 00:49:35,840 just please... 1147 00:49:36,870 --> 00:49:38,770 Oh, great! 1148 00:49:38,770 --> 00:49:41,080 So what the hell are we supposed to do now? 1149 00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:42,410 Lexy got something that might work, 1150 00:49:42,410 --> 00:49:43,780 but we need to hurry. 1151 00:49:43,780 --> 00:49:45,880 Get up! 1152 00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:47,210 What? 1153 00:49:47,210 --> 00:49:48,580 [grunts] 1154 00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:51,750 [Kristen] Listen here, prehistoric penis! 1155 00:49:51,750 --> 00:49:53,490 I am trying to save the future 1156 00:49:53,490 --> 00:49:55,790 of the world's last two greatest couples. 1157 00:49:55,790 --> 00:49:56,890 What do you want!? 1158 00:49:56,890 --> 00:49:58,260 Our date! I'm here to pick you up. 1159 00:49:58,260 --> 00:49:59,960 Remember? I said I'd come tonight. 1160 00:49:59,960 --> 00:50:02,900 Listen, Harold, your forgetfulness is in overdrive. 1161 00:50:02,900 --> 00:50:04,060 There is no date. 1162 00:50:04,060 --> 00:50:06,400 There never was one, never will be. 1163 00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:09,500 Don't you wanna take a chance on love? 1164 00:50:09,500 --> 00:50:10,840 I did. 1165 00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:13,070 But there's only one man in the world for me. 1166 00:50:13,070 --> 00:50:15,240 And I've come to accept that without him, 1167 00:50:15,240 --> 00:50:18,510 I can now share the love of my favorite TV stars. 1168 00:50:18,510 --> 00:50:22,580 But you, Harold, you're not Andy, nor a TV star. 1169 00:50:22,580 --> 00:50:24,490 Well, actually, back in 1965, 1170 00:50:24,490 --> 00:50:26,220 I applied to be on The Dating Game . 1171 00:50:26,220 --> 00:50:28,360 You see, back then we didn't have no reality TV, 1172 00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:30,860 just game shows on the regular networks. 1173 00:50:30,860 --> 00:50:33,260 I could've been a TV star. 1174 00:50:33,260 --> 00:50:35,200 A TV star? 1175 00:50:38,210 --> 00:50:40,240 [Lexy] The room is literally just down the hall. 1176 00:50:40,240 --> 00:50:43,010 -Follow me. -All right, AJ, you up. 1177 00:50:43,010 --> 00:50:46,080 No, no, I don't really know how to say this, 1178 00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:49,590 but, um, yeah, I'm gonna have a little bit of trouble 1179 00:50:49,590 --> 00:50:51,550 climbing up there because... 1180 00:50:51,550 --> 00:50:53,790 because, well, earlier... 1181 00:50:53,790 --> 00:50:55,220 my, uh... 1182 00:50:55,220 --> 00:50:57,130 -both my nuts... -[Hugh] [sympathetic grunt] 1183 00:50:57,130 --> 00:50:59,900 ...they sort of, uh... 1184 00:50:59,900 --> 00:51:02,400 -They exploded. -[Hugh] [sympathetic grunt] 1185 00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:04,500 [tense music] 1186 00:51:04,500 --> 00:51:06,900 [grunting] 1187 00:51:09,070 --> 00:51:10,270 I can help you. Come on. 1188 00:51:10,270 --> 00:51:11,610 [AJ] Are you serious? -I got you, yes. 1189 00:51:11,610 --> 00:51:12,710 [AJ] Thank you. 1190 00:51:12,710 --> 00:51:13,880 Come in here. Give me a hug. 1191 00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:16,710 Oh...[laughs] Yeah, you're welcome. 1192 00:51:16,710 --> 00:51:20,620 [tense music] 1193 00:51:20,620 --> 00:51:22,720 Hey, to the left. 1194 00:51:22,720 --> 00:51:24,720 All right, uh, we got the vent. 1195 00:51:24,720 --> 00:51:27,160 -We gotta go to the vent. -Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1196 00:51:28,860 --> 00:51:31,690 No, no, no. Whew, whew, whew. 1197 00:51:31,690 --> 00:51:35,430 [pants] 1198 00:51:35,430 --> 00:51:37,500 [sobs quietly] 1199 00:51:39,670 --> 00:51:43,440 [pants] 1200 00:51:44,610 --> 00:51:47,480 Harold, I don't know what part of no you don't understand, 1201 00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:49,510 so let me be very clear. 1202 00:51:49,510 --> 00:51:53,350 I am never, ever, ever going anywhere, 1203 00:51:53,350 --> 00:51:57,950 not a zilch, crackin' nowhere with you, player! 1204 00:51:57,950 --> 00:51:59,960 Pops! Whatever! 1205 00:51:59,960 --> 00:52:03,560 Even if my very life depended on it. 1206 00:52:03,560 --> 00:52:04,960 Oh, all right. 1207 00:52:04,960 --> 00:52:08,630 I can take a hint. 1208 00:52:08,630 --> 00:52:11,930 Let's just order in then, hm? 1209 00:52:11,930 --> 00:52:13,370 Goodbye. 1210 00:52:13,370 --> 00:52:15,910 [upbeat music] 1211 00:52:15,910 --> 00:52:17,170 I'm not sure how much time we have, 1212 00:52:17,170 --> 00:52:18,710 so I just say unplug the whole thing. 1213 00:52:18,710 --> 00:52:21,840 No, no, no, no, that can only make things worse for us. 1214 00:52:21,840 --> 00:52:23,080 A hard shutdown could cause 1215 00:52:23,080 --> 00:52:25,150 severe hard drive corruption issues. 1216 00:52:25,150 --> 00:52:27,980 Might even lock the whole security system in place. 1217 00:52:27,980 --> 00:52:30,290 I learned that first year studying this stuff. 1218 00:52:30,290 --> 00:52:32,860 -Studying what stuff? -Software engineering. 1219 00:52:32,860 --> 00:52:35,120 [Others] You're a software engineer? 1220 00:52:35,120 --> 00:52:37,030 Uh, yeah, I tried to tell you guys earlier, 1221 00:52:37,030 --> 00:52:38,430 but you just kept saying 1222 00:52:38,430 --> 00:52:41,060 let the smart people make the math charts. 1223 00:52:41,060 --> 00:52:43,700 I thought you were a professional surfing enthusiast. 1224 00:52:43,700 --> 00:52:46,140 No, the producers just said it'd be better for the edit 1225 00:52:46,140 --> 00:52:49,840 if I fit the, quote, "California bro character." 1226 00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:51,840 Okay, I'm gathering the IP address 1227 00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:53,180 and signature information 1228 00:52:53,180 --> 00:52:55,280 to auto run a list of factory set passwords. 1229 00:52:56,910 --> 00:52:58,480 It's gonna take a minute. 1230 00:52:58,480 --> 00:53:00,620 Well, hurry up. We've got five minutes, tops. 1231 00:53:00,620 --> 00:53:02,320 Well, you do that. 1232 00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:04,990 Lex, we gotta go find a weapon. Let's go. 1233 00:53:04,990 --> 00:53:10,560 ♪ Wait and see, they cut you down ♪ 1234 00:53:10,560 --> 00:53:12,030 [Kristen grunts] 1235 00:53:12,030 --> 00:53:15,030 [upbeat music] 1236 00:53:15,030 --> 00:53:18,400 ♪ Didn't fall in the groove ♪ 1237 00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:22,340 ♪ It sinks, but it doesn't move ♪ 1238 00:53:25,240 --> 00:53:28,740 ♪ I hope to god that I'm wrong ♪ 1239 00:53:28,740 --> 00:53:31,650 ♪ Maybe I am the fool ♪ 1240 00:53:31,650 --> 00:53:35,420 ♪ I give you all I have, but I don't have much ♪ 1241 00:53:35,420 --> 00:53:37,090 [buzzer] 1242 00:53:37,090 --> 00:53:41,590 ♪ But it's true Baby, it's all for you ♪ 1243 00:53:41,590 --> 00:53:44,090 He's gotta have another gun in here somewhere. 1244 00:53:46,200 --> 00:53:47,260 There's gotta be something. 1245 00:53:47,260 --> 00:53:49,160 ♪ But it's true ♪ 1246 00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:52,470 ♪ Baby, I would die for you ♪ 1247 00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:56,270 [upbeat music] 1248 00:54:03,510 --> 00:54:08,650 ♪ I've been broken and sewed again ♪ 1249 00:54:08,650 --> 00:54:13,020 ♪ I've sunk to the bottom and floated in space... ♪ 1250 00:54:13,020 --> 00:54:17,030 [music slows, distorts] 1251 00:54:18,230 --> 00:54:20,260 -Hugh! -What? 1252 00:54:20,260 --> 00:54:22,030 You come look at this. 1253 00:54:22,030 --> 00:54:25,930 [suspenseful music] 1254 00:54:25,930 --> 00:54:27,440 [Harold] Kristen! 1255 00:54:29,140 --> 00:54:31,340 Let me in! 1256 00:54:31,870 --> 00:54:33,540 I'll kill that old man. 1257 00:54:33,540 --> 00:54:35,980 Coming, Harold! 1258 00:54:35,980 --> 00:54:37,750 Get on my nerves! 1259 00:54:37,750 --> 00:54:39,950 What-- 1260 00:54:39,950 --> 00:54:43,150 ...the hell are you doing, Ter? 1261 00:54:44,390 --> 00:54:45,790 Damn it! 1262 00:54:45,790 --> 00:54:48,520 [suspenseful music] 1263 00:54:48,520 --> 00:54:49,890 [beep] 1264 00:54:49,890 --> 00:54:51,030 Could you be any slower? 1265 00:54:51,030 --> 00:54:52,190 Sixty more seconds. 1266 00:54:52,190 --> 00:54:54,000 I'm almost through the system. 1267 00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:55,060 [beep] 1268 00:54:56,930 --> 00:54:59,130 [creepy music] 1269 00:54:59,130 --> 00:55:01,170 Okay. 1270 00:55:01,870 --> 00:55:03,610 [Lexy] She's been stalking us. 1271 00:55:05,210 --> 00:55:06,780 That ain't all she done. 1272 00:55:06,780 --> 00:55:10,080 [horror music] 1273 00:55:10,080 --> 00:55:11,710 Oh, this is crazy. 1274 00:55:13,320 --> 00:55:15,550 [Lexy] How long has she been planning this? 1275 00:55:17,920 --> 00:55:19,350 Hurry up, Terry! 1276 00:55:19,350 --> 00:55:21,120 Harold's still at the front door! 1277 00:55:22,190 --> 00:55:24,330 Damn it, Terry, hurry up! 1278 00:55:24,330 --> 00:55:26,160 I heard you the first time! 1279 00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:31,230 Look. 1280 00:55:31,230 --> 00:55:33,240 Look, look, look, look, look. 1281 00:55:34,470 --> 00:55:35,240 [beep] 1282 00:55:35,240 --> 00:55:37,010 Okay, here we go. 1283 00:55:37,010 --> 00:55:38,370 This is officially one of 1284 00:55:38,370 --> 00:55:40,110 the most important moments of my life. 1285 00:55:40,110 --> 00:55:41,440 Wish me luck. 1286 00:55:45,980 --> 00:55:48,680 Hey! All right, all the way. 1287 00:55:49,150 --> 00:55:50,490 Nice! 1288 00:55:50,490 --> 00:55:52,820 Ever since the first day I saw you in pre-algebra, 1289 00:55:52,820 --> 00:55:54,220 I've loved you. 1290 00:55:54,220 --> 00:55:55,860 I mean, I know I wasn't attractive enough for you 1291 00:55:55,860 --> 00:55:57,390 in high school, but... 1292 00:55:57,390 --> 00:55:59,030 for the past 15 years, 1293 00:55:59,030 --> 00:56:00,400 I've loved you. 1294 00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:02,700 I mean, I've reconfigured my whole life for you. 1295 00:56:02,700 --> 00:56:06,000 I started a multimillion-dollar flower sealant business 1296 00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:07,040 just for you. 1297 00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:08,600 I've made myself perfect for you. 1298 00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:11,370 I got a nose job and I replaced two missing teeth, 1299 00:56:11,370 --> 00:56:13,280 and I'm getting eye surgery next month. 1300 00:56:13,280 --> 00:56:16,450 So, Andy Whitworth... 1301 00:56:16,450 --> 00:56:19,720 can we spend the rest of our lives together? 1302 00:56:19,720 --> 00:56:20,750 Huh? 1303 00:56:20,750 --> 00:56:23,450 Hey, wait, you're the one who stabbed 1304 00:56:23,450 --> 00:56:26,860 Lisa Miller in the eye at prom. 1305 00:56:28,520 --> 00:56:29,990 Okay, Arty that's, that's enough. 1306 00:56:29,990 --> 00:56:31,860 That's you. [laughs] 1307 00:56:32,860 --> 00:56:34,660 Okay, all right. 1308 00:56:34,660 --> 00:56:38,330 [melancholy music] 1309 00:56:38,330 --> 00:56:40,740 Hey, it's not that you weren't... 1310 00:56:40,740 --> 00:56:42,670 attractive enough for me in high school. 1311 00:56:42,670 --> 00:56:44,770 You thought I was attractive? [gasps] Oh my god! 1312 00:56:44,770 --> 00:56:47,740 Clearly I wasn't straightforward enough back then, but... 1313 00:56:47,740 --> 00:56:49,550 we hardly said two words to each other. 1314 00:56:49,550 --> 00:56:52,050 -I was a little shy, yeah. -You seemed interesting. 1315 00:56:52,050 --> 00:56:53,250 [Friend] No way! [friends laughing] 1316 00:56:53,250 --> 00:56:54,820 [Kristen] Oh, you think I'm interesting! 1317 00:56:54,820 --> 00:56:57,290 [Andy] No, Kristen, you don't have to change anything 1318 00:56:57,290 --> 00:56:58,650 about yourself. 1319 00:56:58,650 --> 00:57:01,390 About your look or your career. 1320 00:57:01,390 --> 00:57:03,460 It's not about any of those things. 1321 00:57:03,460 --> 00:57:05,330 It's just about you. 1322 00:57:05,330 --> 00:57:08,430 I'm not into you. 1323 00:57:08,430 --> 00:57:11,200 I could never be into you. 1324 00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:13,370 And I know you think some big gesture of love 1325 00:57:13,370 --> 00:57:15,540 could somehow win me over, but... 1326 00:57:15,540 --> 00:57:18,940 it can't now, and it can't ever. 1327 00:57:18,940 --> 00:57:20,640 Ouch! 1328 00:57:20,640 --> 00:57:22,110 It's just the fake romantic shit 1329 00:57:22,110 --> 00:57:25,050 you see on those reality dating shows. 1330 00:57:25,050 --> 00:57:26,320 It's not real life. 1331 00:57:26,320 --> 00:57:28,480 [crying] No. 1332 00:57:28,480 --> 00:57:30,420 [Friend] Say goodbye, buddy! 1333 00:57:30,420 --> 00:57:35,120 [dramatic music] 1334 00:57:35,120 --> 00:57:37,730 [crying] 1335 00:57:39,230 --> 00:57:40,530 You see how this is starting to make sense? 1336 00:57:40,530 --> 00:57:42,970 Mm-hmm. Her villain origin story. 1337 00:57:45,230 --> 00:57:47,270 Look! 1338 00:57:48,140 --> 00:57:53,240 Andy Whitworth, age 33. 1339 00:57:53,240 --> 00:57:57,250 Schoolteacher dies. 1340 00:57:57,250 --> 00:57:59,410 Unexplained sudden seizure. 1341 00:57:59,410 --> 00:58:04,890 [suspenseful music] 1342 00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:08,920 Holy shit, my phone! 1343 00:58:08,920 --> 00:58:10,290 [phone chimes] 1344 00:58:10,290 --> 00:58:13,300 And I've got 2300 notifications. 1345 00:58:13,300 --> 00:58:15,630 -Okay, call 911. -I will, I will. 1346 00:58:15,630 --> 00:58:16,870 I just need to super quickly respond 1347 00:58:16,870 --> 00:58:18,300 to these follow requests, okay, super quick. 1348 00:58:18,300 --> 00:58:19,870 Sienna, call someone! 1349 00:58:19,870 --> 00:58:21,340 Or at least post that we're in trouble. 1350 00:58:21,340 --> 00:58:22,740 I'm doing it! 1351 00:58:22,740 --> 00:58:24,140 [sighs] 1352 00:58:24,140 --> 00:58:26,880 [beeping] 1353 00:58:30,610 --> 00:58:32,950 Will you go online and like my post? 1354 00:58:32,950 --> 00:58:35,750 [beeping] 1355 00:58:35,750 --> 00:58:39,450 Okay, we're in! 1356 00:58:41,320 --> 00:58:43,030 Not now, we gotta go. 1357 00:58:45,860 --> 00:58:47,930 Kristen! 1358 00:58:47,930 --> 00:58:49,970 [beeping, door opens] 1359 00:58:53,840 --> 00:58:56,870 [grunting] 1360 00:58:56,870 --> 00:58:58,740 [suspenseful music] 1361 00:58:58,740 --> 00:59:00,410 I'm sorry, Z. 1362 00:59:00,410 --> 00:59:02,210 What the hell are you doing up there? 1363 00:59:02,210 --> 00:59:03,380 This is not the time for 1364 00:59:03,380 --> 00:59:05,410 a reality show confessional, Terry! 1365 00:59:05,410 --> 00:59:06,650 [watch beeping] 1366 00:59:06,650 --> 00:59:08,050 What!? 1367 00:59:10,020 --> 00:59:12,590 I have to go reactivate the alarm system. 1368 00:59:14,020 --> 00:59:18,990 [creepy music] 1369 00:59:32,110 --> 00:59:33,880 Holy mother of god... 1370 00:59:35,910 --> 00:59:36,980 [groans] 1371 00:59:36,980 --> 00:59:38,780 No means no, Harold! 1372 00:59:40,520 --> 00:59:43,390 How did the security system get dismantled? 1373 00:59:43,390 --> 00:59:45,090 Terry! 1374 00:59:45,090 --> 00:59:47,820 [grunts] [corpse splashes] 1375 00:59:50,530 --> 00:59:55,570 [suspenseful music] 1376 01:00:03,280 --> 01:00:06,080 [Hugh] And now we're here. 1377 01:00:06,080 --> 01:00:10,250 It's just all so hard, you know? 1378 01:00:10,250 --> 01:00:12,860 I know I have to propose tomorrow. 1379 01:00:12,860 --> 01:00:17,190 But the truth is, I don't know which girl to choose. 1380 01:00:17,190 --> 01:00:20,230 Lexy, you know that's fake. 1381 01:00:20,230 --> 01:00:22,800 This is all... 1382 01:00:22,800 --> 01:00:24,900 They made me say this for good TV. 1383 01:00:24,900 --> 01:00:27,640 How do I know they also didn't convince you to choose me? 1384 01:00:27,640 --> 01:00:29,710 We also made for good TV. 1385 01:00:29,710 --> 01:00:32,510 [Hugh] [sighs] Here goes...somethin'. 1386 01:00:32,510 --> 01:00:35,550 Forget it. Doesn't matter. 1387 01:00:35,550 --> 01:00:36,680 I was dumb to think these shows 1388 01:00:36,680 --> 01:00:39,080 could ever foster real relationships. 1389 01:00:42,750 --> 01:00:45,360 No, no, no! This couldn't be, man! 1390 01:00:45,360 --> 01:00:47,220 I unlocked the entire frickin' house! 1391 01:00:47,220 --> 01:00:50,590 [suspenseful music] 1392 01:00:50,590 --> 01:00:53,130 Unless someone reactivated the system. 1393 01:00:53,130 --> 01:00:54,870 Let's check the front, come on. 1394 01:00:54,870 --> 01:00:57,940 [grunts] 1395 01:00:58,440 --> 01:00:59,970 Aaah! 1396 01:01:00,470 --> 01:01:02,140 Aaah! 1397 01:01:02,140 --> 01:01:03,370 Oh my god! 1398 01:01:03,370 --> 01:01:04,680 You're worse than a reality show villain 1399 01:01:04,680 --> 01:01:06,040 they won't eliminate. 1400 01:01:06,040 --> 01:01:07,180 Just when I thought 1401 01:01:07,180 --> 01:01:09,450 we were all falling back in love again... 1402 01:01:09,450 --> 01:01:12,050 [Sienna] I don't think you get it, asshole. 1403 01:01:12,050 --> 01:01:15,990 AJ and I are never, ever getting back together! 1404 01:01:15,990 --> 01:01:17,190 -No. -Yeah. 1405 01:01:17,190 --> 01:01:18,690 -No. -Yeah, that's right! 1406 01:01:18,690 --> 01:01:21,030 The only reason I ever signed up for the dumb show 1407 01:01:21,030 --> 01:01:22,490 was for the followers. 1408 01:01:22,490 --> 01:01:24,900 AJ and I were never in love. 1409 01:01:24,900 --> 01:01:26,860 I just wanted to be an influencer. 1410 01:01:26,860 --> 01:01:27,870 [screeches] 1411 01:01:27,870 --> 01:01:29,670 [grunts] 1412 01:01:29,670 --> 01:01:33,340 You...are...lying! 1413 01:01:33,340 --> 01:01:37,980 You...were...in...love!!! 1414 01:01:39,180 --> 01:01:40,910 [growls] 1415 01:01:40,910 --> 01:01:42,410 [Kristen screams] 1416 01:01:42,410 --> 01:01:44,750 [grunts] 1417 01:01:45,380 --> 01:01:46,820 [fires two shots] 1418 01:01:46,820 --> 01:01:50,050 [pants] 1419 01:01:50,960 --> 01:01:54,290 Finally! Shoot him, you idiot! 1420 01:01:54,290 --> 01:01:56,830 No! No, no! No-- 1421 01:01:56,830 --> 01:01:58,100 No more violence, okay? 1422 01:01:58,100 --> 01:02:00,700 I, I, I'm not taking part in any more violence. 1423 01:02:00,700 --> 01:02:03,370 Look, AJ and Sienna, they never loved each other. 1424 01:02:03,370 --> 01:02:05,370 Ask AJ yourself. He'll tell you. 1425 01:02:05,370 --> 01:02:09,210 AJ, why is it that you were with Sienna the whole season? 1426 01:02:09,210 --> 01:02:10,440 Uh, honestly? 1427 01:02:10,440 --> 01:02:12,610 S-S-So I wouldn't get eliminated. 1428 01:02:12,610 --> 01:02:14,910 Like, like, wouldn't you pretend to date a girl 1429 01:02:14,910 --> 01:02:17,380 so you could stay in paradise for the rest of the summer? 1430 01:02:17,380 --> 01:02:18,750 It's just a situationship! 1431 01:02:18,750 --> 01:02:19,620 [cocks gun] Hey, hey-- 1432 01:02:19,620 --> 01:02:21,250 [gunshot] Whoa! 1433 01:02:21,250 --> 01:02:22,420 [pants] 1434 01:02:22,420 --> 01:02:23,490 Oh my god! 1435 01:02:23,490 --> 01:02:25,820 I just got shot! 1436 01:02:25,820 --> 01:02:28,360 This, this is what it feels like to get shot! 1437 01:02:28,360 --> 01:02:29,860 [pants] 1438 01:02:29,860 --> 01:02:30,930 Cool. 1439 01:02:30,930 --> 01:02:32,160 [retches] 1440 01:02:32,160 --> 01:02:33,260 Not my carpet! 1441 01:02:34,500 --> 01:02:37,600 I feel so much better... 1442 01:02:37,600 --> 01:02:39,100 You are off the rails! You are worse than 1443 01:02:39,100 --> 01:02:41,640 an eliminated chick in a black SUV! 1444 01:02:41,640 --> 01:02:43,270 I'm not! Shoot him again, okay? 1445 01:02:43,270 --> 01:02:45,510 Everybody knows a gunshot to the shoulder does nothing! 1446 01:02:45,510 --> 01:02:47,440 -No. -Yes. 1447 01:02:47,440 --> 01:02:48,580 -No. -Yes! 1448 01:02:48,580 --> 01:02:49,850 [stammers] 1449 01:02:49,850 --> 01:02:51,650 What if you wanna do a reunion special? 1450 01:02:51,650 --> 01:02:53,720 Oh, I didn't think about that. 1451 01:02:53,720 --> 01:02:55,320 [cocks gun, fires] 1452 01:02:55,320 --> 01:02:57,250 Oh my god! 1453 01:02:57,250 --> 01:03:01,330 Do I have to do every damn thing around here!? 1454 01:03:02,160 --> 01:03:03,960 Those was real gunshots this time. 1455 01:03:03,960 --> 01:03:06,160 -They were. -We gotta go. 1456 01:03:07,100 --> 01:03:08,630 [Kristen] This is the second time in 30 minutes 1457 01:03:08,630 --> 01:03:10,730 you have messed up. You are making more mistakes 1458 01:03:10,730 --> 01:03:13,500 than a man on Euro Island . Mm-hmm! 1459 01:03:13,500 --> 01:03:15,670 Kristen? 1460 01:03:15,670 --> 01:03:17,310 I can't be a part of this, okay? 1461 01:03:17,310 --> 01:03:18,780 I can't be a part of this! 1462 01:03:18,780 --> 01:03:22,310 What happened to love, romanticism, and, and passion? 1463 01:03:22,310 --> 01:03:25,820 We find Lexy and Hugh, or we're going to prison. 1464 01:03:25,820 --> 01:03:29,150 You do know there's no endless streaming in prison. 1465 01:03:29,150 --> 01:03:32,790 Do you wanna miss the next Vanessa and Nick show? 1466 01:03:32,790 --> 01:03:35,460 [suspenseful music] 1467 01:03:35,460 --> 01:03:37,530 No. 1468 01:03:37,530 --> 01:03:39,600 Well, then. Help me cover the evidence, 1469 01:03:39,600 --> 01:03:43,470 because if I go down, you go down. 1470 01:03:43,470 --> 01:03:46,600 Hmph! I need to clean up my face. 1471 01:03:46,600 --> 01:03:49,640 [music continues] 1472 01:03:58,450 --> 01:03:59,650 Hurry, Hugh, close it! 1473 01:03:59,650 --> 01:04:01,020 I'm trying! 1474 01:04:03,250 --> 01:04:07,160 [music continues] 1475 01:04:15,070 --> 01:04:16,330 [clank] 1476 01:04:17,470 --> 01:04:19,300 Shhiit. 1477 01:04:21,910 --> 01:04:24,980 Hey, hey, what are you two... 1478 01:04:24,980 --> 01:04:26,740 -[Kristen] Don't interrupt them. -[Terry] ...doing? 1479 01:04:26,740 --> 01:04:28,580 -Mm! -Woo! 1480 01:04:28,580 --> 01:04:33,380 [sexy music] 1481 01:04:33,380 --> 01:04:34,990 Oh, this not the Boom Boom Room? 1482 01:04:34,990 --> 01:04:36,720 We thought we locked the door. We didn't lock the door? 1483 01:04:36,720 --> 01:04:38,520 There's no Boom Boom Room in the villa. 1484 01:04:38,520 --> 01:04:39,760 Not in the villa. 1485 01:04:39,760 --> 01:04:42,090 He, he meant the Fantasy Suites. 1486 01:04:42,090 --> 01:04:44,330 Yeah, yeah, we thought this was the Fantasy Suites. 1487 01:04:44,330 --> 01:04:47,970 This is...way fancier and more elaborate 1488 01:04:47,970 --> 01:04:50,730 than a cheap Boom Boom Room. 1489 01:04:52,670 --> 01:04:53,970 Thanks to all your generous efforts, 1490 01:04:53,970 --> 01:04:56,710 Hugh and I were just feeling really, um... 1491 01:04:56,710 --> 01:04:57,640 -really... -[Hugh] Horny. 1492 01:04:57,640 --> 01:04:59,110 -Yup, horny. -Hot. 1493 01:04:59,110 --> 01:05:00,780 Hey, look, we, we just wanted to hook up 1494 01:05:00,780 --> 01:05:03,010 before the matchmaking ceremony. 1495 01:05:07,650 --> 01:05:09,450 Hey, hey, hey! 1496 01:05:09,450 --> 01:05:11,160 [cocks gun] 1497 01:05:12,520 --> 01:05:15,230 What is that, sweet Lex? 1498 01:05:15,230 --> 01:05:16,690 Oh, oh, this? 1499 01:05:16,690 --> 01:05:19,200 It's for us, for-- 1500 01:05:19,200 --> 01:05:21,670 for, for Hugh and I. For the, uh... 1501 01:05:21,670 --> 01:05:23,570 -For the sex. -The sex. 1502 01:05:23,570 --> 01:05:25,800 Look, we way more kinkier than they made us out to be. 1503 01:05:25,800 --> 01:05:27,240 -Mm-hmm. -You know, BDSM? 1504 01:05:27,240 --> 01:05:29,210 That's not suitable for television. 1505 01:05:29,210 --> 01:05:30,810 BDSM? 1506 01:05:30,810 --> 01:05:32,510 With a virgin? 1507 01:05:32,510 --> 01:05:33,910 Mm-hmm. 1508 01:05:33,910 --> 01:05:36,010 Well, you know what Nick and Vanessa always say. 1509 01:05:36,010 --> 01:05:38,180 It's always helpful if you try a new partner. 1510 01:05:41,120 --> 01:05:45,720 -Ahh... -[nervous laughter] 1511 01:05:45,720 --> 01:05:47,420 [Kristen cackles] 1512 01:05:47,420 --> 01:05:50,760 -[Hugh & Lexy whimper] -[Kristen laughs giddily] 1513 01:05:54,360 --> 01:05:58,140 [harp music] 1514 01:06:02,210 --> 01:06:04,510 -Kristen. -You can't join, Terry. 1515 01:06:04,510 --> 01:06:05,840 Excuse me, sorry to interrupt. 1516 01:06:05,840 --> 01:06:08,280 Uh, uh, uh, listen. You, um, you wanna see this. 1517 01:06:08,280 --> 01:06:09,480 What!? 1518 01:06:14,520 --> 01:06:15,890 [Terry] She tagged our location. 1519 01:06:15,890 --> 01:06:18,360 This girl is so annoying in person! 1520 01:06:18,360 --> 01:06:19,960 Exactly. In any minute, we'll have all of 1521 01:06:19,960 --> 01:06:22,730 her 2.4 million followers here unannounced. 1522 01:06:22,730 --> 01:06:25,130 Oh, Chrissakes! You know what? 1523 01:06:25,130 --> 01:06:27,900 Put them in the basement and I'll go bury the bodies. 1524 01:06:27,900 --> 01:06:29,900 No, no! Why don't you leave us here? 1525 01:06:29,900 --> 01:06:31,900 Yeah, we swear, we won't go nowhere! 1526 01:06:31,900 --> 01:06:34,000 No, the basement is better, okay? 1527 01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:35,970 It'll just be for a few weeks. 1528 01:06:35,970 --> 01:06:37,880 A couple of months tops, all right? 1529 01:06:37,880 --> 01:06:40,580 This has to blow over. It'll fly by 1530 01:06:40,580 --> 01:06:43,050 quicker than your virginity. Hah! 1531 01:06:43,050 --> 01:06:45,380 -We'll never survive that! -Yeah, I don't wanna die-- 1532 01:06:45,380 --> 01:06:47,450 Enough, enough, enough! 1533 01:06:49,250 --> 01:06:51,890 Look, I'm not gonna hurt you, all right? 1534 01:06:51,890 --> 01:06:55,160 I'm also not going to prison without any streaming 1535 01:06:55,160 --> 01:06:57,460 I hear they're finally, finally 1536 01:06:57,460 --> 01:06:59,200 doing another season of Are You the One? 1537 01:06:59,200 --> 01:07:02,000 Oof! 1538 01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:03,800 I'm not gonna miss it. 1539 01:07:03,800 --> 01:07:05,670 Move out, let's go. 1540 01:07:05,670 --> 01:07:07,540 [cocks gun] Move out! 1541 01:07:09,740 --> 01:07:11,340 I knew you weren't no damn virgin. 1542 01:07:15,020 --> 01:07:18,590 Let's go. Come on, let's go. 1543 01:07:18,590 --> 01:07:20,630 -Listen, Terry... -Move. 1544 01:07:20,630 --> 01:07:21,830 We know you're a good person. 1545 01:07:21,830 --> 01:07:23,460 And we know a lot of what's going on-- 1546 01:07:23,460 --> 01:07:24,660 Shut up, shut up. 1547 01:07:24,660 --> 01:07:25,660 --goes against what you believe in. 1548 01:07:25,660 --> 01:07:27,070 No, you don't know me. Let's go. 1549 01:07:27,070 --> 01:07:28,730 [Lexy] We know you well enough to know 1550 01:07:28,730 --> 01:07:30,040 you have a large capacity to love, 1551 01:07:30,040 --> 01:07:31,600 and that there's been only person 1552 01:07:31,600 --> 01:07:32,810 to truly recognize that. 1553 01:07:32,810 --> 01:07:36,180 You found your soulmate in Devin, Terry. 1554 01:07:36,180 --> 01:07:38,310 You know how many people search their entire lives for that 1555 01:07:38,310 --> 01:07:39,750 and never find it? 1556 01:07:39,750 --> 01:07:41,850 You found it. 1557 01:07:41,850 --> 01:07:46,090 Look, we know her death has been difficult, 1558 01:07:46,090 --> 01:07:48,020 -but think about what-- -Just shut up, please! 1559 01:07:48,020 --> 01:07:50,220 -Shut up! -[Lexy] Okay. 1560 01:07:50,220 --> 01:07:53,830 I do not have the mental bandwidth 1561 01:07:53,830 --> 01:07:55,530 to deal with this today. Let's go. 1562 01:07:57,830 --> 01:08:00,470 Devin died a year ago today, thank you. 1563 01:08:00,470 --> 01:08:04,440 [Devin gasping for air] 1564 01:08:04,440 --> 01:08:06,340 [Hugh] So you can honor Devin and her memory-- 1565 01:08:06,340 --> 01:08:08,640 Hey! 1566 01:08:08,640 --> 01:08:11,280 Enough of the Devin talk. 1567 01:08:11,280 --> 01:08:12,680 I'm already having a hard enough time 1568 01:08:12,680 --> 01:08:15,450 getting the image of her seizing to death out of my brain. 1569 01:08:20,220 --> 01:08:22,190 [tense music] 1570 01:08:22,190 --> 01:08:23,660 -Car-fent-anil. -Yeah. 1571 01:08:23,660 --> 01:08:25,720 -What does that mean? -It causes instant seizures 1572 01:08:25,720 --> 01:08:27,730 and then death. 1573 01:08:27,730 --> 01:08:30,030 -It was the pills, Terry. -What? 1574 01:08:30,030 --> 01:08:31,600 Devin must've taken them before the seizure. 1575 01:08:31,600 --> 01:08:33,170 She didn't take any pills, okay? 1576 01:08:33,170 --> 01:08:34,870 She, she didn't have anything besides a rosé. 1577 01:08:34,870 --> 01:08:37,100 I said I'm not talking about it. 1578 01:08:39,570 --> 01:08:40,940 [music intensifies] 1579 01:08:40,940 --> 01:08:42,910 We need something to celebrate. 1580 01:08:42,910 --> 01:08:45,310 Only the best rosé 1581 01:08:45,310 --> 01:08:48,950 in our season finale gold chalice. 1582 01:08:48,950 --> 01:08:51,720 It was Kristen's rosé. 1583 01:08:51,720 --> 01:08:54,450 Kristen poured Devin that final glass of rosé, didn't she? 1584 01:08:56,590 --> 01:08:58,220 Look. 1585 01:09:00,390 --> 01:09:03,530 I found these pills prescribed on the day of her death. 1586 01:09:03,530 --> 01:09:06,730 They were crushed into Devin's gold season finale chalice, 1587 01:09:06,730 --> 01:09:09,470 thus causing a seizure and death. 1588 01:09:09,470 --> 01:09:11,040 Check the date they were prescribed 1589 01:09:11,040 --> 01:09:13,270 and who they're prescribed to. 1590 01:09:13,270 --> 01:09:19,240 [tense, but melancholy music] 1591 01:09:27,150 --> 01:09:28,820 Devin was murdered by-- 1592 01:09:28,820 --> 01:09:30,760 [Kristen] Oh, look at us! 1593 01:09:30,760 --> 01:09:32,160 We're pretending that we're solving 1594 01:09:32,160 --> 01:09:35,090 an itty-bitty true crime show? 1595 01:09:35,090 --> 01:09:39,900 [music turns sinister] 1596 01:09:43,940 --> 01:09:46,170 It's...It's not true, right? 1597 01:09:46,170 --> 01:09:48,840 [scoffs] Really? Really, Terry? 1598 01:09:48,840 --> 01:09:51,980 I loved Devin just as much as you did. 1599 01:09:51,980 --> 01:09:53,950 How did Andy Whitworth die? 1600 01:09:53,950 --> 01:09:55,250 Think about it--sudden seiz-- 1601 01:09:55,250 --> 01:09:58,180 Don't you dare mention Andy Whitworth's name! 1602 01:09:59,820 --> 01:10:02,320 [Terry] Kristen, did you do this? 1603 01:10:02,320 --> 01:10:03,620 Tell the truth, Kristen! Tell the truth. 1604 01:10:03,620 --> 01:10:04,690 Did you--Did you-- 1605 01:10:04,690 --> 01:10:05,860 [Kristen] What are you gonna do? 1606 01:10:05,860 --> 01:10:09,190 Lock me up in the Shack of Secrets, huh? 1607 01:10:09,190 --> 01:10:12,900 You poisoned the love of my life? 1608 01:10:12,900 --> 01:10:14,700 She was not the love of your life. 1609 01:10:14,700 --> 01:10:16,600 You know nothing about love. 1610 01:10:16,600 --> 01:10:19,370 That relationship was all based on your... 1611 01:10:19,370 --> 01:10:22,880 dumb fitness passion and sex! A lot of sex. 1612 01:10:22,880 --> 01:10:24,180 You know you was-- [makes sex noises] 1613 01:10:24,180 --> 01:10:26,280 A lot of sex! It was not about true love, 1614 01:10:26,280 --> 01:10:29,150 not about dedication, not about friendship-- 1615 01:10:29,150 --> 01:10:31,350 nothing that you and I have, Terry! 1616 01:10:31,350 --> 01:10:33,550 The only thing that that perfectly fit, 1617 01:10:33,550 --> 01:10:37,890 sexy, size three woman did was steal you away from me! 1618 01:10:37,890 --> 01:10:39,460 She was my soulmate! 1619 01:10:39,460 --> 01:10:42,130 Kristen... 1620 01:10:42,130 --> 01:10:43,560 And you were jealous of that. 1621 01:10:43,560 --> 01:10:47,000 Yeah, you're right. But the bitch is dead now. 1622 01:10:47,000 --> 01:10:48,600 You monster! 1623 01:10:48,600 --> 01:10:50,000 [gunshots] 1624 01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:51,640 -[yelping] -I'm sorry, I didn't mean-- 1625 01:10:51,640 --> 01:10:54,110 Whoa, you shot me! 1626 01:10:54,110 --> 01:10:55,140 I didn't mean it. 1627 01:10:55,140 --> 01:10:57,740 Oh...Oh my god. 1628 01:10:57,740 --> 01:10:58,980 I... 1629 01:10:58,980 --> 01:11:00,810 Grandma gonna roll over in her grave! 1630 01:11:00,810 --> 01:11:02,310 Say hi to Uncle Larry. 1631 01:11:02,310 --> 01:11:05,920 [panting] 1632 01:11:05,920 --> 01:11:07,120 Wait a minute... 1633 01:11:07,720 --> 01:11:10,220 Wait a minute... This was... 1634 01:11:10,220 --> 01:11:12,990 This whole thing was never about the show. 1635 01:11:12,990 --> 01:11:14,330 No! 1636 01:11:14,330 --> 01:11:17,400 This wasn't even about contestants or, or me, 1637 01:11:17,400 --> 01:11:19,000 or even love. 1638 01:11:19,000 --> 01:11:21,630 Kris, this was about you! 1639 01:11:21,630 --> 01:11:23,440 I'm sorry! 1640 01:11:23,440 --> 01:11:25,940 Oh, sweetie... 1641 01:11:25,940 --> 01:11:29,980 Oh, you poor empty bitch. 1642 01:11:29,980 --> 01:11:33,050 Yes...you're never gonna find love. 1643 01:11:33,050 --> 01:11:34,180 Stop it! 1644 01:11:34,180 --> 01:11:36,880 You know why? 1645 01:11:36,880 --> 01:11:38,880 Love comes from the inside. 1646 01:11:38,880 --> 01:11:41,250 And you're empty. 1647 01:11:41,250 --> 01:11:43,460 And you're incapable of it. 1648 01:11:43,460 --> 01:11:45,960 You don't know what I'm capable of, Terry. 1649 01:11:45,960 --> 01:11:48,530 You suck, you-- 1650 01:11:48,530 --> 01:11:49,830 [gunshots] 1651 01:11:49,830 --> 01:11:51,230 [chuckles] 1652 01:11:51,230 --> 01:11:54,200 [tries to speak, wheezes] 1653 01:11:54,200 --> 01:11:59,270 Oh, oh, oh, look at what you made me do! 1654 01:11:59,270 --> 01:12:02,770 You made me shoot my best friend! 1655 01:12:02,770 --> 01:12:06,410 Do you know how hard it is to find a friend? 1656 01:12:06,410 --> 01:12:09,380 [laughs] 1657 01:12:09,380 --> 01:12:14,090 But now...I have two new best friends, don't I? 1658 01:12:14,090 --> 01:12:16,290 Yeah. Yes, I do. 1659 01:12:16,290 --> 01:12:19,060 Security-- Security code. 1660 01:12:19,060 --> 01:12:21,390 One four three-- One four three-- 1661 01:12:21,390 --> 01:12:23,330 One four-- [gunshots] 1662 01:12:24,760 --> 01:12:26,000 Come on! 1663 01:12:26,000 --> 01:12:28,700 Off to the basement you go! Mm-hmm. 1664 01:12:31,240 --> 01:12:32,670 [fake British accent] Mind your heads! 1665 01:12:35,290 --> 01:12:36,660 [Kristen] We have the only villa 1666 01:12:36,660 --> 01:12:38,900 that have stairs that lead up to the basement. 1667 01:12:38,900 --> 01:12:40,500 Get on up there, you two! 1668 01:12:42,570 --> 01:12:44,300 See what I was trying to do with the place. 1669 01:12:44,300 --> 01:12:46,540 I mean, it's like shabby chic 1670 01:12:46,540 --> 01:12:49,470 meets the back alleys of West Hollywood. 1671 01:12:49,470 --> 01:12:52,180 So make yourselves at home. 1672 01:12:52,180 --> 01:12:55,240 Um, if you need anything, just give me a holler. 1673 01:12:55,240 --> 01:12:58,510 [laughs] Silly me. 1674 01:12:58,510 --> 01:13:03,550 This whole place is soundproof, so I can't hear you! 1675 01:13:03,550 --> 01:13:05,050 But I'll visit. 1676 01:13:05,660 --> 01:13:09,860 Wait. Kristen. 1677 01:13:09,860 --> 01:13:11,590 We forgot to say thank you. 1678 01:13:11,590 --> 01:13:13,400 'Scuse me? 1679 01:13:13,400 --> 01:13:15,470 We know how much hard work you put into this. 1680 01:13:15,470 --> 01:13:18,000 And we know how much you actually care about us. 1681 01:13:18,000 --> 01:13:19,540 And it's working. 1682 01:13:19,540 --> 01:13:21,300 Really? 1683 01:13:21,300 --> 01:13:23,840 [Hugh] Yeah. It really is. 1684 01:13:23,840 --> 01:13:25,410 And since the day I met Lex, 1685 01:13:25,410 --> 01:13:27,880 I knew we would be together for the rest of our lives. 1686 01:13:27,880 --> 01:13:30,150 Oh my god... 1687 01:13:30,150 --> 01:13:32,250 Until that last game of Pioneer of Baton. 1688 01:13:32,250 --> 01:13:33,820 [Kristen] What happened? 1689 01:13:33,820 --> 01:13:35,050 Lexy, you remember what happened 1690 01:13:35,050 --> 01:13:37,190 in that last game of Pioneer of Baton, right? 1691 01:13:37,190 --> 01:13:39,060 Mm-hmm. 1692 01:13:39,060 --> 01:13:40,090 [Hugh] Lexy lost that game. 1693 01:13:40,090 --> 01:13:41,290 What!? 1694 01:13:41,290 --> 01:13:46,000 She didn't get a single brick...all game. 1695 01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:49,730 [Kristen] I'm not surprised. 1696 01:13:49,730 --> 01:13:52,100 And then she showed me her fierce spirit. 1697 01:13:52,100 --> 01:13:54,400 -And I never loved her more. -Oh, my god... 1698 01:13:54,400 --> 01:13:56,470 But that's until I met you, Kristen. 1699 01:13:56,470 --> 01:13:57,640 What? 1700 01:13:57,640 --> 01:13:59,440 [Hugh] You know, you showed me how to love. 1701 01:13:59,440 --> 01:14:02,810 -I showed you!? -You did. 1702 01:14:02,810 --> 01:14:04,310 -I did!? -[Hugh] Yes. 1703 01:14:04,310 --> 01:14:06,680 -[Kristen] Just little ol' me? -Bring it in. 1704 01:14:06,680 --> 01:14:10,320 Finally did something right! Oh my gosh! 1705 01:14:10,320 --> 01:14:12,290 -[Hugh] Bring it in! -[Kristen laughs] 1706 01:14:12,290 --> 01:14:13,720 -Bring it in. -I did right finally-- 1707 01:14:13,720 --> 01:14:15,260 [Lexy grunts] 1708 01:14:15,260 --> 01:14:17,090 [loud thud] 1709 01:14:17,090 --> 01:14:21,530 -Yes! Yes! -Yes, yes. 1710 01:14:21,530 --> 01:14:24,130 Good god, that's so satisfying! 1711 01:14:24,130 --> 01:14:26,870 -Uh, uh, uh, uh-- -[Both] Uh! 1712 01:14:26,870 --> 01:14:32,780 [suspenseful music] 1713 01:14:36,410 --> 01:14:37,810 Let's check upstairs! 1714 01:14:37,810 --> 01:14:45,590 ♪ Dah, dah ♪ 1715 01:14:45,590 --> 01:14:46,760 [grunts] 1716 01:14:48,390 --> 01:14:51,760 [Kristen blabbers] 1717 01:14:51,760 --> 01:14:53,000 [cocks gun] 1718 01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:54,900 It's obvious you two are here for the wrong reason. 1719 01:14:54,900 --> 01:14:56,330 How about Chinese food, then? 1720 01:14:56,330 --> 01:14:58,170 I know this great little place down-- 1721 01:14:58,170 --> 01:15:02,570 [grunting] 1722 01:15:02,570 --> 01:15:04,210 [screams] 1723 01:15:05,270 --> 01:15:07,880 [suspenseful music] 1724 01:15:07,880 --> 01:15:10,710 [types] 1725 01:15:10,710 --> 01:15:11,750 [beep] 1726 01:15:11,750 --> 01:15:13,050 Thanks, Terry. 1727 01:15:13,050 --> 01:15:13,950 [chime] 1728 01:15:13,950 --> 01:15:15,180 Got it! 1729 01:15:15,180 --> 01:15:19,160 [beeping] 1730 01:15:19,160 --> 01:15:23,290 [suspenseful music] 1731 01:15:24,990 --> 01:15:26,200 -No! -No! 1732 01:15:26,200 --> 01:15:27,700 Let me try! 1733 01:15:28,360 --> 01:15:30,670 [Kristen] You two are so adorable. 1734 01:15:30,670 --> 01:15:32,800 [timer beeping] 1735 01:15:32,800 --> 01:15:35,200 But I think it's time for the final elimination. 1736 01:15:35,200 --> 01:15:37,340 [beeping, whirring, door unlocks] 1737 01:15:37,340 --> 01:15:38,870 [cocks gun, fires] 1738 01:15:38,870 --> 01:15:40,410 [Hugh groans] 1739 01:15:41,080 --> 01:15:43,110 -Hugh! -Hugh! 1740 01:15:43,110 --> 01:15:45,110 -[moans] -Are you okay? 1741 01:15:45,110 --> 01:15:47,950 How romantic is that! 1742 01:15:47,950 --> 01:15:50,950 You are such a gentleman taking that bullet for Lexy 1743 01:15:50,950 --> 01:15:52,420 the way you did! 1744 01:15:52,420 --> 01:15:57,460 See, you, you're the winner that America deserves! 1745 01:15:57,460 --> 01:15:59,800 But your girlfriend, on the other hand-- 1746 01:15:59,800 --> 01:16:02,300 [intensifying music] 1747 01:16:02,300 --> 01:16:05,300 [gun clicks] 1748 01:16:05,300 --> 01:16:07,000 [Hugh] Lexy, get the hell out of here! 1749 01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:08,640 Get the hell out of here. 1750 01:16:08,640 --> 01:16:10,870 [grunting] 1751 01:16:10,870 --> 01:16:15,310 [suspenseful music] 1752 01:16:19,250 --> 01:16:20,720 -[screams] -[Kristen] Bitch! 1753 01:16:20,720 --> 01:16:26,160 Oh, you...you one sassy virgin. 1754 01:16:26,160 --> 01:16:30,060 You know, they really should've showed more of your feisty side 1755 01:16:30,060 --> 01:16:32,830 during your season. That would've been some good TV. 1756 01:16:32,830 --> 01:16:36,530 Oh, girl. Lexy, why you do this to me? 1757 01:16:36,530 --> 01:16:38,600 I've always only been nice to you. 1758 01:16:39,600 --> 01:16:43,240 I always thought that you and Hugh 1759 01:16:43,240 --> 01:16:45,510 were always good together. 1760 01:16:45,510 --> 01:16:47,480 I gave you guys hope. 1761 01:16:47,480 --> 01:16:51,450 And I thought that you and him could convince me 1762 01:16:51,450 --> 01:16:54,980 that love was possible for anybody! 1763 01:16:54,980 --> 01:16:57,120 I mean, it didn't matter. 1764 01:16:57,120 --> 01:16:58,690 The sexless. 1765 01:16:58,690 --> 01:17:00,060 The elderly. 1766 01:17:00,060 --> 01:17:02,160 The out-of-shape people like me! 1767 01:17:02,160 --> 01:17:03,490 What? 1768 01:17:03,490 --> 01:17:06,530 You know, Andy said that true love is not real, 1769 01:17:06,530 --> 01:17:09,430 that true love is only manufactured... 1770 01:17:09,430 --> 01:17:11,930 by TV producers. 1771 01:17:11,930 --> 01:17:15,740 [darker] As they say before every commercial break... 1772 01:17:15,740 --> 01:17:19,210 in the most dramatic, shocking episode ever... 1773 01:17:19,210 --> 01:17:21,040 [metallic whoosh] Oh! 1774 01:17:23,650 --> 01:17:25,480 [high-pitched voice] I have a headache! 1775 01:17:26,250 --> 01:17:27,720 [moans] [thud] 1776 01:17:27,720 --> 01:17:30,920 [pants] 1777 01:17:30,920 --> 01:17:32,990 Nicely played. 1778 01:17:32,990 --> 01:17:36,960 [panting] 1779 01:17:37,890 --> 01:17:43,030 [tender music] 1780 01:17:45,170 --> 01:17:47,500 You okay? 1781 01:17:49,510 --> 01:17:51,940 How about this new expansion? 1782 01:17:51,940 --> 01:17:54,210 You can come over... 1783 01:17:54,210 --> 01:17:56,150 Learn these new rules with me. 1784 01:17:56,150 --> 01:17:59,950 And...I'll give you two free bricks on our first game. 1785 01:17:59,950 --> 01:18:01,450 [chuckles] 1786 01:18:01,450 --> 01:18:02,990 Dinner too? 1787 01:18:02,990 --> 01:18:06,460 Preferably, uh, Matteo's? 1788 01:18:06,460 --> 01:18:08,490 You want me to throw in a trip for two, 1789 01:18:08,490 --> 01:18:10,590 island on paradise too? 1790 01:18:10,590 --> 01:18:12,900 Is that what you need to make the deal? 1791 01:18:12,900 --> 01:18:15,600 I think I could use a break from any sorta... 1792 01:18:15,600 --> 01:18:18,930 -paradise island for a while. -[chuckles] 1793 01:18:18,930 --> 01:18:20,570 I forgot. 1794 01:18:20,570 --> 01:18:25,510 [sirens wailing] 1795 01:18:25,510 --> 01:18:28,380 I could settle for two extra brick spaces, though. 1796 01:18:28,380 --> 01:18:31,210 [chuckles] You better. 1797 01:18:31,210 --> 01:18:32,980 [Lexy chuckles] 1798 01:18:32,980 --> 01:18:38,950 [upbeat music] 1799 01:18:39,890 --> 01:18:42,220 ♪ I'd like to tell ya, tell ya ♪ 1800 01:18:42,220 --> 01:18:44,690 ♪ Do what you wanna do ♪ 1801 01:18:44,690 --> 01:18:47,000 ♪ Talkin' at a table ♪ 1802 01:18:47,000 --> 01:18:49,100 ♪ A table for two ♪ 1803 01:18:49,100 --> 01:18:51,370 ♪ If you can't quite find the words ♪ 1804 01:18:51,370 --> 01:18:54,540 ♪ We'll find another way to tell ♪ 1805 01:18:54,540 --> 01:18:57,570 ♪ Show each other something we've kept to ♪ 1806 01:18:57,570 --> 01:18:59,040 [horror music sting] 1807 01:18:59,040 --> 01:19:01,580 ♪ If you want, if you want me to ♪ 1808 01:19:01,580 --> 01:19:04,980 [Kristen] Terry, what can we watch next? 1809 01:19:04,980 --> 01:19:05,980 Oh, he's dead. 1810 01:19:21,050 --> 01:19:23,380 ♪ I think I found my ♪ 1811 01:19:23,380 --> 01:19:26,020 ♪ I think I found my person ♪ 1812 01:19:26,020 --> 01:19:28,690 ♪ Think I found my ♪ 1813 01:19:28,690 --> 01:19:30,660 ♪ I think I found my person ♪♪ 1814 01:19:34,060 --> 01:19:36,160 [MTV theme] 126485