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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:20,151 --> 00:01:21,452 Ah, this is it. 2 00:02:03,889 --> 00:02:06,398 Looks kind of... empty. 3 00:02:07,735 --> 00:02:09,262 Gee. 4 00:02:09,397 --> 00:02:10,397 Ya think? 5 00:02:13,370 --> 00:02:14,803 Right, pardon me, 6 00:02:14,938 --> 00:02:17,744 but may I help you two lovely lads with something? 7 00:02:17,880 --> 00:02:19,737 Hey boss, there he is. 8 00:02:19,872 --> 00:02:21,152 What do you know, he's a zombie. 9 00:02:21,211 --> 00:02:22,409 Indeed, I am. 10 00:02:22,544 --> 00:02:23,616 Hey, true or false? 11 00:02:23,751 --> 00:02:24,975 Yes. 12 00:02:25,110 --> 00:02:26,551 Are you the guys that eat brains? 13 00:02:26,686 --> 00:02:29,713 Why yes, I do enjoy a nicely grilled cerebellum 14 00:02:29,848 --> 00:02:30,890 with a side of chips. 15 00:02:31,026 --> 00:02:32,989 Ah! The bigger the better. 16 00:02:34,227 --> 00:02:36,793 Well then, Floop, you're safe. 17 00:02:36,929 --> 00:02:37,664 Harsh. 18 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:39,160 Quite rude. 19 00:02:39,295 --> 00:02:40,295 Oi! Hello. 20 00:02:47,569 --> 00:02:48,770 Zombie problem solved. 21 00:02:50,206 --> 00:02:51,612 Ugh. 22 00:02:51,747 --> 00:02:52,945 He's so brittle. 23 00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:54,743 Look at him, Floop. 24 00:02:54,879 --> 00:02:58,615 A stinking, rotten bag of human garbage, oh. 25 00:03:00,913 --> 00:03:03,455 Yep, he's a real sack of crap. 26 00:03:04,619 --> 00:03:05,816 So why do you want him? 27 00:03:05,951 --> 00:03:07,455 This man is Franz Pennywhacker 28 00:03:07,591 --> 00:03:09,587 the world's greatest pianist. 29 00:03:09,723 --> 00:03:11,628 I want those phalanges. 30 00:03:13,164 --> 00:03:15,269 Ah, I get it. 31 00:03:18,664 --> 00:03:20,100 I don't get it. 32 00:03:20,236 --> 00:03:21,037 Photo. 33 00:03:21,172 --> 00:03:22,172 Snap to it. 34 00:03:23,339 --> 00:03:24,339 Chop, chop! 35 00:03:31,182 --> 00:03:32,182 Hold it. 36 00:03:33,747 --> 00:03:35,481 Smile for the birdie. 37 00:03:35,617 --> 00:03:37,284 Come on, come on. 38 00:03:37,420 --> 00:03:38,420 Aw, come on. 39 00:03:38,457 --> 00:03:40,488 You can smile bigger than that. 40 00:03:40,623 --> 00:03:41,823 Ah, no, don't do the finger. 41 00:03:42,965 --> 00:03:45,361 Uh, what else ya got? 42 00:03:45,497 --> 00:03:47,063 Yeah, okay, we'll do that one. 43 00:03:52,837 --> 00:03:54,638 I sure hope all these parts fit together. 44 00:03:56,270 --> 00:03:58,708 You know, a man's more than the sum of his parts. 45 00:03:58,843 --> 00:04:00,644 I don't mean just slap together Superman. 46 00:04:03,180 --> 00:04:04,712 Wow. 47 00:04:04,848 --> 00:04:06,513 How incredibly thoughtful and sensitive 48 00:04:06,648 --> 00:04:09,047 and yet so insightful. 49 00:04:09,183 --> 00:04:10,814 Come on, we have a lot of grave robbing 50 00:04:10,950 --> 00:04:12,549 ahead of us this evening. 51 00:04:12,684 --> 00:04:13,684 Hiya! 52 00:04:14,793 --> 00:04:17,760 Couldn't we have gotten a horse for this? 53 00:04:17,895 --> 00:04:21,197 Onward. We have little time to waste. 54 00:04:21,332 --> 00:04:22,699 I hate this job. 55 00:05:19,392 --> 00:05:20,950 Ow, oh, oh, oh! The back! 56 00:05:21,086 --> 00:05:22,489 Oh, the back's out again! 57 00:05:22,624 --> 00:05:23,892 Oh, oh no, oh no! 58 00:05:30,806 --> 00:05:31,806 Igor? 59 00:05:31,900 --> 00:05:33,401 Igor, where are you? Come on. 60 00:05:33,537 --> 00:05:34,403 Come out, come out. 61 00:05:34,539 --> 00:05:35,605 I know you're around here. 62 00:05:35,740 --> 00:05:37,744 Come on, you little flying rodent. 63 00:05:37,879 --> 00:05:38,968 Igor! 64 00:05:39,104 --> 00:05:41,142 Igor where are you? Igor! 65 00:05:41,278 --> 00:05:41,978 Ig... 66 00:05:42,114 --> 00:05:43,114 Gah! 67 00:05:44,746 --> 00:05:46,448 Right here, my Lord. 68 00:05:46,584 --> 00:05:47,683 Come on, my back's out. 69 00:05:47,818 --> 00:05:49,483 I need you to do that thing you do. 70 00:05:49,619 --> 00:05:50,687 Come on, hurry, please. 71 00:05:50,823 --> 00:05:52,523 I'll get those vertebrae as straight 72 00:05:52,658 --> 00:05:55,428 as my great aunt Elva's knickers. 73 00:05:55,564 --> 00:05:59,565 I presume it's the lumbar in that pesky L4. 74 00:06:01,103 --> 00:06:02,262 Yes, L4 and five. 75 00:06:02,398 --> 00:06:03,398 Oh, ah! 76 00:06:03,500 --> 00:06:04,267 Come on, come on. 77 00:06:04,403 --> 00:06:05,465 Hurry up, hurry up. 78 00:06:05,601 --> 00:06:06,673 Do it, do it. 79 00:06:06,809 --> 00:06:07,931 Oi. 80 00:06:08,066 --> 00:06:09,205 All right, on three. 81 00:06:09,340 --> 00:06:10,536 And three! 82 00:06:11,507 --> 00:06:14,276 Oh, gah. 83 00:06:14,411 --> 00:06:16,047 Better? 84 00:06:16,182 --> 00:06:17,376 Better. 85 00:06:17,512 --> 00:06:18,512 Better. 86 00:06:18,617 --> 00:06:20,612 Oh, Igor, thank you, thank you. 87 00:06:20,747 --> 00:06:21,616 That's good. 88 00:06:21,751 --> 00:06:22,884 I gotta tell you something, 89 00:06:23,020 --> 00:06:26,488 once you hit 300, everything starts to go. 90 00:06:26,623 --> 00:06:27,820 And I mean everything. 91 00:06:27,955 --> 00:06:29,390 Sir, you keep telling me, sir. 92 00:06:29,525 --> 00:06:30,556 Is Lily awake? 93 00:06:30,691 --> 00:06:31,893 Yes, sir. 94 00:06:32,029 --> 00:06:33,243 She's out on a date with a Mr. Or lock. 95 00:06:33,267 --> 00:06:34,898 Oh, that's good news. 96 00:06:35,033 --> 00:06:37,062 I really think she's gonna fall for this fella. 97 00:06:37,198 --> 00:06:38,831 I know a love connection when I see it 98 00:06:38,967 --> 00:06:40,969 and this is a love connection. 99 00:06:41,104 --> 00:06:43,009 And I wanna tell ya something about Or lock. 100 00:06:43,145 --> 00:06:44,505 He's not only handsome, 101 00:06:44,641 --> 00:06:46,074 but he's a real swinger. 102 00:06:46,209 --> 00:06:49,311 And most importantly, he's loaded to the fangs! 103 00:07:23,209 --> 00:07:25,017 So I assume you are Or lock? 104 00:07:25,152 --> 00:07:26,348 Yes, yes. 105 00:07:26,483 --> 00:07:28,020 And you are? 106 00:07:28,155 --> 00:07:29,187 Um, Lily. 107 00:07:29,323 --> 00:07:31,085 Oh yes, yes, Lily. 108 00:07:31,220 --> 00:07:34,190 It's always so hard to remember the names. 109 00:07:34,325 --> 00:07:35,523 Oh. 110 00:07:35,659 --> 00:07:37,929 I'm hungry, let's eat. 111 00:07:38,065 --> 00:07:38,756 Okay! 112 00:07:38,891 --> 00:07:39,891 Ha, ha! 113 00:07:41,061 --> 00:07:43,094 Good evening, Mr. Or lock. 114 00:07:43,229 --> 00:07:45,863 We have your usual table ready. 115 00:07:45,998 --> 00:07:47,508 Please, follow me. 116 00:07:50,239 --> 00:07:52,408 So, do you bring all your dates here? 117 00:07:52,544 --> 00:07:54,339 Yes, yes, every night. 118 00:07:55,841 --> 00:07:56,841 Oh. 119 00:07:58,085 --> 00:07:59,085 Okay. 120 00:08:13,096 --> 00:08:14,892 Oh, whatever happened to our waiter? 121 00:08:15,028 --> 00:08:17,003 He moves like a snail. 122 00:08:17,138 --> 00:08:18,572 Uh-huh. 123 00:08:18,707 --> 00:08:20,766 It seems like they've been waiting awhile. 124 00:08:20,902 --> 00:08:22,437 Oh, they are dead. 125 00:08:22,572 --> 00:08:23,874 Who's hungry? 126 00:08:25,238 --> 00:08:27,442 I have one Cleopatra Special. 127 00:08:27,577 --> 00:08:29,105 Oo, hoo, hoo! 128 00:08:29,241 --> 00:08:31,250 No garlic, for the lady. 129 00:08:31,385 --> 00:08:32,911 And one Anubis Salad. 130 00:08:33,047 --> 00:08:33,779 This looks good. 131 00:08:33,915 --> 00:08:35,351 Extra onions. 132 00:08:35,486 --> 00:08:36,486 Bon appetit! 133 00:08:37,259 --> 00:08:38,790 So how is your food? 134 00:08:40,557 --> 00:08:41,918 Delicious. 135 00:08:49,070 --> 00:08:50,670 Um. 136 00:08:50,805 --> 00:08:52,833 Oh, so I noticed on your dating profile 137 00:08:52,968 --> 00:08:54,967 you only listed two hobbies, 138 00:08:55,102 --> 00:08:57,304 the black plague and pestilence. 139 00:08:57,440 --> 00:08:59,613 Which I thought, technically, were both the same. 140 00:09:01,283 --> 00:09:02,446 Exactly the same. 141 00:09:02,582 --> 00:09:04,343 I love them both equally. 142 00:09:04,478 --> 00:09:07,015 Oh, don't get me wrong, I love it too. 143 00:09:07,151 --> 00:09:09,480 It's just, you know, kind of old news. 144 00:09:11,293 --> 00:09:12,984 Do you like rats? 145 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:14,457 Of course, who doesn't? 146 00:09:14,593 --> 00:09:17,356 Oh! Good, good, good! 147 00:09:17,492 --> 00:09:20,296 I have pictures of my fuzzy little nuggets. 148 00:09:20,431 --> 00:09:21,431 Oh. 149 00:09:21,499 --> 00:09:22,368 Oh, ho! 150 00:09:22,503 --> 00:09:23,623 Somehow I'm not surprised. 151 00:09:24,865 --> 00:09:25,936 Mm, oh! 152 00:09:27,638 --> 00:09:29,307 This is Eric. 153 00:09:29,443 --> 00:09:31,543 He's a naughty boy. 154 00:09:31,678 --> 00:09:33,311 Oh, he's a cute little fella. 155 00:09:33,447 --> 00:09:35,973 Oh! This is Steve. 156 00:09:36,109 --> 00:09:37,811 He's a real cut up. 157 00:09:37,947 --> 00:09:39,846 Watch out for his hijinks! 158 00:09:39,982 --> 00:09:41,985 Oh, yeah, he's cute too. 159 00:09:43,352 --> 00:09:47,022 Oh, this Opie but I call her Tubby. 160 00:09:47,157 --> 00:09:49,821 She likes to cuddle under my pillow. 161 00:09:49,956 --> 00:09:51,224 Uh-huh. 162 00:09:51,360 --> 00:09:53,660 He likes to sit on my head, ha, ha. 163 00:09:53,795 --> 00:09:54,495 Marry me. 164 00:09:54,630 --> 00:09:55,630 Ah! 165 00:09:56,737 --> 00:09:59,404 She likes to play hide and seek. 166 00:09:59,540 --> 00:10:01,438 She's really big and fat. 167 00:10:01,573 --> 00:10:02,676 Rolly Polly, Jill. 168 00:10:04,475 --> 00:10:05,837 Pumpkin! 169 00:10:09,508 --> 00:10:11,513 Do you want to rub Pumpkin's nose? 170 00:10:11,648 --> 00:10:12,844 Oh, I'm good. 171 00:10:12,979 --> 00:10:14,050 Oh, okay. 172 00:10:25,190 --> 00:10:26,190 Come to me. 173 00:10:32,506 --> 00:10:34,169 Be a good little wolf. 174 00:10:40,446 --> 00:10:41,743 Ah, puppy. 175 00:10:41,878 --> 00:10:43,343 Come forward and sit. 176 00:10:48,013 --> 00:10:49,485 Awaken. 177 00:10:49,620 --> 00:10:50,620 Oh, man. 178 00:10:52,090 --> 00:10:55,158 You are a difficult wolf to find. 179 00:10:55,293 --> 00:10:58,290 Which is strange, because you are the only wolf 180 00:10:58,425 --> 00:11:01,497 in town that owes Zoya big money! 181 00:11:01,632 --> 00:11:03,436 Me? Nah. 182 00:11:03,572 --> 00:11:05,130 I've been around on the scene. 183 00:11:05,266 --> 00:11:07,005 You know, rocking and rolling. 184 00:11:07,140 --> 00:11:10,569 I know scene, you are not rocking man on scene. 185 00:11:10,704 --> 00:11:13,245 Ha, ha! Right, like this guy knows the scene? 186 00:11:13,380 --> 00:11:14,510 Give me a break! 187 00:11:14,645 --> 00:11:16,149 I get around. 188 00:11:16,284 --> 00:11:17,284 Enough! 189 00:11:18,620 --> 00:11:21,111 You give me money now or Bella 190 00:11:21,247 --> 00:11:22,613 will chop off your hand. 191 00:11:23,655 --> 00:11:24,917 Okay, stop. 192 00:11:25,053 --> 00:11:26,623 Let's not get crazy. 193 00:11:26,759 --> 00:11:27,893 I gotta ask ya a question. 194 00:11:29,392 --> 00:11:31,758 Why you got a picture of my pops on your wall? 195 00:11:33,297 --> 00:11:35,526 That is ancient, unfinished history. 196 00:11:35,661 --> 00:11:38,029 Uh, I don't like the sound of that. 197 00:11:38,164 --> 00:11:39,871 He should call. 198 00:11:40,007 --> 00:11:41,973 It is time for you to make the call. 199 00:11:52,751 --> 00:11:53,945 Igor, get the phone. 200 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:55,287 I'm watching TV. 201 00:11:58,684 --> 00:12:00,551 What does he do that's so important 202 00:12:00,687 --> 00:12:03,163 that he can't be here when I need him? 203 00:12:06,294 --> 00:12:07,995 Never mind, I'll get it myself. 204 00:12:08,130 --> 00:12:09,495 It's not like I'm the Count. 205 00:12:11,703 --> 00:12:13,129 Yeah, who is this? 206 00:12:13,264 --> 00:12:13,965 Leave me alone. 207 00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:15,572 Yo, pops! 208 00:12:15,707 --> 00:12:17,002 How ya been, baby? 209 00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:18,404 Hey guess what? 210 00:12:18,540 --> 00:12:20,373 You're very lucky, I'm in a good mood tonight. 211 00:12:20,509 --> 00:12:22,809 I'm gonna give you exactly two seconds. 212 00:12:22,945 --> 00:12:23,945 Are ya ready? 213 00:12:24,714 --> 00:12:26,316 Go. 214 00:12:26,451 --> 00:12:28,365 I know a straight as an arrow business lady who... 215 00:12:28,389 --> 00:12:29,647 Time's up. 216 00:12:29,782 --> 00:12:31,649 Listen, pops, she wants to buy the castle 217 00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:34,018 and transform it into a casino slash theme park. 218 00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:35,195 We can't lose. 219 00:12:35,330 --> 00:12:36,387 What do ya say? 220 00:12:36,522 --> 00:12:38,564 Get the hair out of your ears 221 00:12:38,700 --> 00:12:41,835 and listen very, very closely. 222 00:12:43,468 --> 00:12:45,904 I would rather go into business with Jack the Ripper! 223 00:12:46,040 --> 00:12:47,764 Who by the way is no Jack the tipper. 224 00:12:47,900 --> 00:12:51,403 5% tops with this guy, it's an embarrassment. 225 00:12:51,539 --> 00:12:53,209 Than ever go into business with you! 226 00:12:56,977 --> 00:12:57,977 Moron. 227 00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:01,447 I assume you heard what he said. 228 00:13:01,582 --> 00:13:04,721 All Zoya hear was big, big trouble 229 00:13:04,856 --> 00:13:06,015 for little wolf, wolf. 230 00:13:06,151 --> 00:13:07,558 Funny. 231 00:13:07,694 --> 00:13:08,719 That's what I heard too. 232 00:13:11,863 --> 00:13:12,998 Oh, nice neighborhood. 233 00:13:14,196 --> 00:13:15,862 So, do you live around here? 234 00:13:15,997 --> 00:13:16,997 Yes, yes. 235 00:13:17,869 --> 00:13:19,499 Just around the corner. 236 00:13:20,566 --> 00:13:22,572 Oh well, that's convenient. 237 00:13:22,708 --> 00:13:24,475 Oh yes, yes. 238 00:13:24,610 --> 00:13:26,176 Very convenient. 239 00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:33,649 I have a little surprise. 240 00:13:33,784 --> 00:13:35,782 Close your eyes. 241 00:13:35,917 --> 00:13:36,917 Oh. 242 00:13:38,393 --> 00:13:39,552 Come with me. 243 00:13:40,890 --> 00:13:43,061 Just over here. 244 00:13:45,531 --> 00:13:46,531 Okay. 245 00:13:46,632 --> 00:13:47,758 No peeky-peeky. 246 00:13:55,069 --> 00:13:56,408 Open your eyes! 247 00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:03,846 ♪ Disco vampire ♪ 248 00:14:03,982 --> 00:14:07,443 ♪ Disco vampire ♪ 249 00:14:07,579 --> 00:14:11,116 ♪ Disco vampire ♪ 250 00:14:11,252 --> 00:14:12,854 ♪ Sexy, sexy ♪ 251 00:14:12,990 --> 00:14:15,591 ♪ Sexy, sexy ♪ 252 00:14:15,726 --> 00:14:16,726 Ah. 253 00:14:20,094 --> 00:14:21,094 I'm gonna go. 254 00:14:24,471 --> 00:14:25,471 Oh. 255 00:14:26,506 --> 00:14:27,506 Okay. 256 00:14:29,277 --> 00:14:33,808 You're watching TV 666 Transylvania. 257 00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:38,814 Breaking news! 258 00:14:38,950 --> 00:14:39,950 What, what's this? 259 00:14:39,985 --> 00:14:42,551 With Donna Doomley. 260 00:14:42,687 --> 00:14:45,816 Good evening, I'm Donna Doomley with breaking news. 261 00:14:47,159 --> 00:14:48,518 Transylvania's favorite funny man, 262 00:14:48,654 --> 00:14:50,697 Shecky Von Rathbone, has died. 263 00:14:50,832 --> 00:14:53,499 Shecky was eaten alive last night 264 00:14:53,635 --> 00:14:55,031 by an irate heckler. 265 00:14:55,166 --> 00:14:57,135 You're momma's so stupid, uh, 266 00:14:57,271 --> 00:14:59,079 she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours 267 00:14:59,103 --> 00:15:01,332 because it said concentrate. 268 00:15:01,467 --> 00:15:02,532 You call that jokes? 269 00:15:02,668 --> 00:15:04,334 The guy got what he deserved. 270 00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:05,669 I got a good job. 271 00:15:05,804 --> 00:15:07,311 I mean, working at a mirror factory 272 00:15:07,447 --> 00:15:10,842 is something I could totally see myself doing sexy. 273 00:15:10,977 --> 00:15:13,848 The remains of Shecky were taken to the Dew Drop In. 274 00:15:13,984 --> 00:15:15,146 Funeral Home. 275 00:15:16,319 --> 00:15:18,081 Shecky's death comes just hours 276 00:15:18,217 --> 00:15:21,056 after the passing of his brother, Shelly Von Rathbone, 277 00:15:21,191 --> 00:15:23,496 world renown astrophysicist. 278 00:15:23,632 --> 00:15:25,059 Sometimes referred to as 279 00:15:25,195 --> 00:15:27,262 the smartest man on earth. 280 00:15:27,398 --> 00:15:29,998 Silicon carbide grains are present 281 00:15:30,134 --> 00:15:32,070 in refractory inclusions. 282 00:15:32,206 --> 00:15:34,566 A mere child could trace the torsions. 283 00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:36,038 Shelly's body also lies in state 284 00:15:36,173 --> 00:15:38,603 at the Dew Drop In Funeral Home. 285 00:15:38,739 --> 00:15:40,774 Although it is unlikely that anyone 286 00:15:40,909 --> 00:15:44,543 but a complete moron, and I do mean complete moron, 287 00:15:44,679 --> 00:15:47,085 would ever confuse these two men. 288 00:15:47,221 --> 00:15:49,119 I'm Donna Doomley and I will continue 289 00:15:49,254 --> 00:15:51,321 to bring you the news as it breaks. 290 00:15:53,227 --> 00:15:54,854 I'll stand guard from across the way 291 00:15:54,990 --> 00:15:58,394 while you steal the second most brilliant brain of our time. 292 00:15:59,424 --> 00:16:00,424 Question. 293 00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:05,043 And I know what you're gonna say. 294 00:16:05,073 --> 00:16:07,531 Leave the sciencey stuff to you, but, 295 00:16:07,666 --> 00:16:09,238 why don't we steal the first 296 00:16:09,374 --> 00:16:11,804 most brilliant brain of our time? 297 00:16:11,939 --> 00:16:16,241 Because, my dear Floop, I'm still using it. 298 00:16:16,377 --> 00:16:18,575 Geez, conceited much? 299 00:16:18,710 --> 00:16:21,447 No, not conceited at all. 300 00:16:21,582 --> 00:16:24,717 Simply dropping ice cold facts. 301 00:16:28,259 --> 00:16:29,887 Well, giddy up, little doggy. 302 00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:35,394 And remember! 303 00:16:36,364 --> 00:16:37,928 Shelly Von Rathbone. 304 00:16:38,905 --> 00:16:41,104 No other brain shall do. 305 00:16:41,239 --> 00:16:42,603 What do I look like, a moron? 306 00:16:43,810 --> 00:16:45,238 Don't answer that! 307 00:16:45,373 --> 00:16:46,373 I wrote it on my hand. 308 00:16:49,782 --> 00:16:50,782 Oh god. 309 00:17:17,842 --> 00:17:18,842 Nope. 310 00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:22,582 Nope. 311 00:17:25,652 --> 00:17:26,652 Bingo! 312 00:17:27,813 --> 00:17:30,651 Well, hello Mr. Von Rathbone. 313 00:17:33,287 --> 00:17:34,287 Sorry, old boy. 314 00:17:35,625 --> 00:17:38,122 But I'm gonna be needing that melon. 315 00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:50,153 Think of it! 316 00:19:50,288 --> 00:19:52,925 The brain of a super genius transplanted 317 00:19:53,061 --> 00:19:57,362 into the body of a perfect physical specimen. 318 00:19:57,497 --> 00:19:58,733 Ha, ha, ha! 319 00:20:00,107 --> 00:20:02,634 So what are ya gonna call him? 320 00:20:02,770 --> 00:20:04,201 I hadn't given much thought 321 00:20:04,336 --> 00:20:07,507 to such trivial matters, but now that you mention it, 322 00:20:07,643 --> 00:20:12,109 Project 27X67H54 is a bit dry. 323 00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:16,516 Ah! 324 00:20:16,652 --> 00:20:18,852 As I stride this unholy planet 325 00:20:18,987 --> 00:20:22,453 as a modern day Prometheus, perhaps Uranus! 326 00:20:22,588 --> 00:20:24,660 God of the sky! 327 00:20:26,757 --> 00:20:28,058 Seriously? 328 00:20:28,193 --> 00:20:29,479 You're making his life a lot harder 329 00:20:29,503 --> 00:20:31,337 than it has to be with a name like Uranus. 330 00:20:33,265 --> 00:20:36,040 Well, I suppose you have a better idea. 331 00:20:36,176 --> 00:20:37,838 Okay, go on, out with it. 332 00:20:43,776 --> 00:20:45,483 I don't know, Herman. 333 00:20:46,678 --> 00:20:47,377 Herman? 334 00:20:47,513 --> 00:20:49,015 Yeah. 335 00:20:49,150 --> 00:20:51,554 I had a pitspire named Herman, he was a swell guy. 336 00:20:51,689 --> 00:20:53,293 Hm, he's gonna need a last name too. 337 00:20:55,160 --> 00:20:58,890 How about Munster? 338 00:20:59,025 --> 00:21:01,158 Do you really think I would call 339 00:21:01,293 --> 00:21:04,869 the greatest creation in the history of mankind 340 00:21:05,004 --> 00:21:06,271 Herman Monster? 341 00:21:06,407 --> 00:21:09,940 Not Herman Monster, Herman Munster. 342 00:21:10,075 --> 00:21:11,371 Like the cheese. 343 00:21:11,506 --> 00:21:13,540 Like the cheese! 344 00:21:13,676 --> 00:21:15,210 Out of my way, you simpleton. 345 00:21:15,346 --> 00:21:17,317 I've got work to do. 346 00:21:21,848 --> 00:21:24,016 Let's make history, Floop! 347 00:21:25,025 --> 00:21:26,051 Are you ready? 348 00:21:27,058 --> 00:21:27,758 Three! 349 00:21:27,894 --> 00:21:29,122 Two! 350 00:21:29,258 --> 00:21:30,125 One! 351 00:21:30,260 --> 00:21:31,397 And away we go! 352 00:21:32,493 --> 00:21:34,197 Ah, ha, ha! 353 00:21:42,242 --> 00:21:45,875 Ah, ah, I want more volts! 354 00:21:46,011 --> 00:21:47,140 Woo, ah! 355 00:21:47,276 --> 00:21:48,276 Woo! 356 00:21:49,675 --> 00:21:51,378 Yes, we need it! 357 00:21:51,514 --> 00:21:53,542 We need more power! 358 00:21:53,678 --> 00:21:54,678 Ah! 359 00:21:59,554 --> 00:22:00,750 Don't do it! 360 00:22:00,886 --> 00:22:02,388 You'll kill us both! 361 00:22:02,523 --> 00:22:03,789 Ah, ha! 362 00:22:03,924 --> 00:22:05,426 Warning, warning! 363 00:22:05,561 --> 00:22:07,933 Give me more power! 364 00:22:08,068 --> 00:22:09,659 Are you insane? 365 00:22:14,239 --> 00:22:16,172 Woo! Ha, ha, ha! 366 00:22:16,307 --> 00:22:17,608 Live, I tell you! 367 00:22:18,604 --> 00:22:21,381 Live! 368 00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:29,455 Cut the power, Floop! 369 00:22:36,458 --> 00:22:37,458 And done! 370 00:22:38,396 --> 00:22:42,226 Oh, my creation is born. 371 00:22:50,406 --> 00:22:51,642 I'm no expert. 372 00:22:53,507 --> 00:22:58,114 In fact, you yourself called me a, what was that again? 373 00:22:58,249 --> 00:22:59,249 Simpleton. 374 00:22:59,285 --> 00:23:00,519 Right, simpleton. 375 00:23:00,654 --> 00:23:05,084 So, take this in the proper spirit, but uh. 376 00:23:06,659 --> 00:23:08,087 Shouldn't he be moving or something? 377 00:23:16,796 --> 00:23:18,203 Interesting. 378 00:23:18,339 --> 00:23:19,967 Anything going on in there? 379 00:23:26,210 --> 00:23:27,210 No! 380 00:23:39,190 --> 00:23:40,190 No! 381 00:23:51,669 --> 00:23:53,968 Well, what are ya gonna do? 382 00:23:55,900 --> 00:23:56,900 It's alive! 383 00:23:58,539 --> 00:23:59,539 Alive! 384 00:24:01,807 --> 00:24:04,583 Oo, no, ugh. 385 00:24:04,719 --> 00:24:07,048 I was talking about my pet cockroach, Ernie. 386 00:24:07,183 --> 00:24:09,489 You see, I thought he was dead, but look, he's fine. 387 00:24:13,059 --> 00:24:14,422 Aye! 388 00:24:14,558 --> 00:24:15,558 Oh no, he's still fine. 389 00:24:15,658 --> 00:24:16,658 Tough little bugger. 390 00:24:18,361 --> 00:24:20,830 You have no idea what this failure means to humanity. 391 00:24:22,497 --> 00:24:25,903 I could have changed the course of life as we know it. 392 00:24:26,038 --> 00:24:30,635 I could have altered mankind's place in the universe. 393 00:24:30,770 --> 00:24:32,373 I could have... 394 00:24:34,544 --> 00:24:35,409 Oh, I'm sorry. 395 00:24:35,544 --> 00:24:36,544 Am I boring you? 396 00:24:38,943 --> 00:24:39,943 Well, am I? 397 00:24:50,728 --> 00:24:52,723 Don't speak, my dear creation. 398 00:24:52,858 --> 00:24:54,326 Don't speak. 399 00:24:54,462 --> 00:24:57,827 Save your words of wisdom for the grand unveiling. 400 00:24:57,962 --> 00:24:59,403 Ha, ha, oh. 401 00:24:59,538 --> 00:25:01,666 The world will be watching. 402 00:25:01,801 --> 00:25:03,601 Ha, ha, ha! 403 00:25:03,736 --> 00:25:05,972 Live from the beautiful Carpathia Mountains 404 00:25:06,108 --> 00:25:08,745 it's "Good Morning Transylvania." 405 00:25:08,881 --> 00:25:12,682 With your host, the one and only, Ezra Mosher. 406 00:25:12,818 --> 00:25:15,445 Ladies and gentlemen, here's Ezra. 407 00:25:17,049 --> 00:25:18,415 Hello, everybody. 408 00:25:18,551 --> 00:25:20,918 Welcome back to "Good Morning Transylvania." 409 00:25:21,054 --> 00:25:22,751 I'm your host, Ezra Mosher 410 00:25:22,887 --> 00:25:25,257 and we are coming to ya live from the very windy studio... 411 00:25:25,392 --> 00:25:26,870 So I really thought you and old Or lock 412 00:25:26,894 --> 00:25:27,897 were gonna hit it off. 413 00:25:29,297 --> 00:25:31,327 Maybe you should give him another shot. 414 00:25:31,463 --> 00:25:32,863 All right, so he's a little obsessed 415 00:25:32,933 --> 00:25:33,933 with the black plague. 416 00:25:34,066 --> 00:25:35,471 A man needs his hobbies. 417 00:25:35,606 --> 00:25:38,104 It's not just that. 418 00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:41,537 I want a man that makes my blood run cold. 419 00:25:41,672 --> 00:25:44,783 A man that every time he enters my crypt, 420 00:25:44,918 --> 00:25:49,347 it's like a stake through my dead, black heart. 421 00:25:49,483 --> 00:25:51,723 I could whip ya up a hubby down in the lab. 422 00:25:51,858 --> 00:25:53,956 Oh no! Remember what happened last time? 423 00:25:54,092 --> 00:25:56,123 It took us a month to get him off the roof. 424 00:25:56,258 --> 00:25:58,854 He was batty, but he sure had charisma. 425 00:25:58,989 --> 00:26:00,226 Eh. 426 00:26:00,361 --> 00:26:02,426 Now, can we change the subject of my love life? 427 00:26:04,102 --> 00:26:07,304 So your idiot brother Lester called last night. 428 00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:08,734 Mm, let me guess. 429 00:26:08,869 --> 00:26:10,199 He's broke again. 430 00:26:10,334 --> 00:26:12,168 He wants me to sell our castle 431 00:26:12,303 --> 00:26:14,039 and cut him in on the deal. 432 00:26:14,174 --> 00:26:17,245 Well, at least he dreams big. 433 00:26:17,381 --> 00:26:20,653 Heh, his dreams are my bank accounts worst nightmare. 434 00:26:22,452 --> 00:26:23,188 Oh. 435 00:26:23,323 --> 00:26:24,590 Oh my goodness. 436 00:26:24,726 --> 00:26:26,756 We've got a great treat in store for everyone. 437 00:26:26,892 --> 00:26:29,254 Our favorite mad scientist, Dr. Wolfgang, 438 00:26:29,390 --> 00:26:32,161 is here to unveil his latest creation. 439 00:26:32,297 --> 00:26:33,397 Oh, ha! 440 00:26:33,533 --> 00:26:34,933 Now ladies and gentlemen. 441 00:26:35,069 --> 00:26:38,429 Let's give a warm, "Good Morning Transylvania" welcome 442 00:26:38,564 --> 00:26:41,641 to the one, the only Dr. Henry Augustus Wolfgang! 443 00:26:42,968 --> 00:26:43,968 Oh, ho, ho! 444 00:26:44,068 --> 00:26:45,205 Oo, hoo, hoo! 445 00:26:46,748 --> 00:26:47,344 What a pleasure to have you here. 446 00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:49,181 May I call ya Henry? 447 00:26:50,647 --> 00:26:51,684 Oh, finally. 448 00:26:53,384 --> 00:26:58,851 Raven's egg with a side of tarantula hash browns, my lady. 449 00:26:58,986 --> 00:27:00,356 Oh, thank you, Igor. 450 00:27:00,491 --> 00:27:02,028 It looks yummy! 451 00:27:05,158 --> 00:27:06,895 Bring it on, bring it on. 452 00:27:07,030 --> 00:27:08,039 We have something extraordinary, 453 00:27:08,063 --> 00:27:09,635 and I know everyone backstage 454 00:27:09,770 --> 00:27:11,007 is so excited about what's going on. 455 00:27:11,031 --> 00:27:12,562 Your regular, my Lord. 456 00:27:14,835 --> 00:27:16,005 Ice cold. 457 00:27:17,339 --> 00:27:18,939 Some of the most substantial intellects 458 00:27:19,011 --> 00:27:22,715 in Transylvania have called you certifiable. 459 00:27:22,850 --> 00:27:26,543 Well, these so-called substantial intellects. 460 00:27:26,678 --> 00:27:30,282 Well they can just eat my 461 00:27:30,418 --> 00:27:34,918 and kiss my rosy little. 462 00:27:35,053 --> 00:27:36,554 Oh, hoo, hoo! 463 00:27:36,690 --> 00:27:38,770 Well doctor, now that we've got that out of the way 464 00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:41,701 why don't you show us what you've got? 465 00:28:09,587 --> 00:28:13,432 Speak, my child of electricity. 466 00:28:13,567 --> 00:28:18,268 Speak, my child of tomorrow! 467 00:28:18,403 --> 00:28:21,136 Speak! 468 00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:31,680 Oh my god. 469 00:28:33,584 --> 00:28:34,644 He is gorgeous. 470 00:28:36,181 --> 00:28:37,181 Look at that head. 471 00:28:38,292 --> 00:28:39,451 Perfectly flat. 472 00:28:41,089 --> 00:28:42,351 You don't see that everyday. 473 00:28:42,487 --> 00:28:44,026 Hey, can you imagine having 474 00:28:44,162 --> 00:28:45,828 a big maroon like that in the family? 475 00:28:45,963 --> 00:28:47,363 I couldn't live with the shame. 476 00:28:47,498 --> 00:28:48,498 Shh! 477 00:28:49,662 --> 00:28:52,368 Dazzle them with some quantum physics. 478 00:28:52,503 --> 00:28:53,503 Huh? 479 00:28:59,545 --> 00:29:00,807 Enough talking. 480 00:29:00,943 --> 00:29:02,577 Now a little music. 481 00:29:26,966 --> 00:29:27,966 Speak. 482 00:29:48,655 --> 00:29:51,490 My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. 483 00:29:52,924 --> 00:29:55,366 Boy, I didn't know those things actually worked. 484 00:29:58,271 --> 00:30:02,600 My friend recently died drinking a gallon of varnish. 485 00:30:02,735 --> 00:30:05,970 It was a horrible end, but a lovely finish. 486 00:30:09,944 --> 00:30:11,081 Maestro, hit it! 487 00:30:13,885 --> 00:30:15,447 A horse walks into the bar. 488 00:30:15,583 --> 00:30:17,923 The bartender says, why the long face? 489 00:30:19,517 --> 00:30:20,958 Speaking of establishments, 490 00:30:21,093 --> 00:30:22,889 I'm thinking of opening up a restaurant. 491 00:30:23,025 --> 00:30:24,494 I'm gonna call it Karma. 492 00:30:24,629 --> 00:30:25,454 There's no menu. 493 00:30:25,590 --> 00:30:27,662 You just get what you deserve. 494 00:30:29,430 --> 00:30:31,393 Okay, okay, I can actually feel 495 00:30:31,528 --> 00:30:32,966 my brain cells dying. 496 00:30:33,102 --> 00:30:35,065 Igor, change the channel. 497 00:30:36,869 --> 00:30:39,439 Don't you dare touch that dial! 498 00:30:42,547 --> 00:30:43,547 Oh! 499 00:30:43,617 --> 00:30:45,443 Goodnight, everybody! 500 00:30:45,579 --> 00:30:47,953 I mean, good morning, ha, ha, ha! 501 00:30:53,427 --> 00:30:54,553 He's perfect! 502 00:31:01,734 --> 00:31:03,165 Ruined, I tell you! 503 00:31:03,301 --> 00:31:05,635 Disgraced in front of the entire world 504 00:31:05,771 --> 00:31:07,401 by a dancing baboon. 505 00:31:09,340 --> 00:31:11,704 Don't worry, I got the situation under control. 506 00:31:11,839 --> 00:31:14,203 I've been working on some really keen magic tricks. 507 00:31:14,338 --> 00:31:15,338 Magic tricks? 508 00:31:15,409 --> 00:31:16,645 - Juggling? - Juggling! 509 00:31:16,781 --> 00:31:17,781 Impressions? 510 00:31:19,152 --> 00:31:21,386 Wait until you get a load of this one. 511 00:31:23,023 --> 00:31:25,886 You gotta ask yourself one question. 512 00:31:26,021 --> 00:31:27,289 Do ya feel lucky? 513 00:31:28,518 --> 00:31:30,358 Huh? Do ya, punk? 514 00:31:30,493 --> 00:31:32,093 Woo, I get chills every time I hear it. 515 00:31:32,127 --> 00:31:33,658 I've heard enough! 516 00:31:35,435 --> 00:31:36,435 Oh. 517 00:31:37,264 --> 00:31:39,228 Farewell, comrades. 518 00:31:39,363 --> 00:31:42,135 Away, I must go. 519 00:31:42,270 --> 00:31:45,003 To live amongst the beasts. 520 00:31:45,138 --> 00:31:46,138 And the lepers. 521 00:31:46,976 --> 00:31:49,311 Of dark Zanzibar. 522 00:31:52,879 --> 00:31:55,813 The old doc sure isn't cut out for show business. 523 00:31:55,948 --> 00:31:59,858 Well, it's a little more complicated than that. 524 00:31:59,993 --> 00:32:03,195 You see, there are unfounded rumors 525 00:32:03,330 --> 00:32:08,033 that I might have accidentally switched brains and... 526 00:32:10,871 --> 00:32:12,367 Ah, forget it! It's old news. 527 00:32:14,166 --> 00:32:16,706 Floopy, old boy, I've been meaning to ask you something. 528 00:32:16,842 --> 00:32:17,842 What's that, big guy? 529 00:32:20,209 --> 00:32:22,078 For some strange reason, 530 00:32:22,213 --> 00:32:23,642 I can't seem to remember my name. 531 00:32:25,386 --> 00:32:26,386 Well. 532 00:32:28,315 --> 00:32:30,550 Picture it in lights. 533 00:32:31,983 --> 00:32:36,561 The greatest name in all of show business, 534 00:32:36,697 --> 00:32:38,393 izness, izness, izness. 535 00:32:39,665 --> 00:32:42,731 Herman Munster! 536 00:32:45,605 --> 00:32:46,802 ♪ Hey ♪ 537 00:32:46,938 --> 00:32:50,941 ♪ Ha, ha, ha ♪ 538 00:32:51,076 --> 00:32:52,473 ♪ Beauty's only skin deep ♪ 539 00:32:52,609 --> 00:32:55,239 ♪ But ugly goes all the way down to the bone ♪ 540 00:32:55,375 --> 00:32:56,912 ♪ Down town ♪ 541 00:32:57,048 --> 00:32:58,717 ♪ Come on, boys ♪ 542 00:32:58,852 --> 00:33:00,310 ♪ Don't ride the beat ♪ 543 00:33:00,445 --> 00:33:01,246 Right this way. 544 00:33:01,382 --> 00:33:04,422 ♪ On the fast lane ♪ 545 00:33:04,558 --> 00:33:07,391 ♪ Did you hear the cemetery raised its burial costs? ♪ 546 00:33:07,526 --> 00:33:10,926 ♪ It's blamed on the cost of living, look out ♪ 547 00:33:11,062 --> 00:33:14,397 ♪ Choo, choo, choo ♪ 548 00:33:14,532 --> 00:33:16,730 ♪ People say I have a bad attitude, I don't ♪ 549 00:33:16,865 --> 00:33:19,163 ♪ I just have a personality you can't handle ♪ 550 00:33:19,298 --> 00:33:21,899 ♪ Woo ♪ 551 00:33:22,035 --> 00:33:23,955 ♪ So what if I don't know what Armageddon means ♪ 552 00:33:24,037 --> 00:33:26,006 ♪ It's not like it's the end of the world ♪ 553 00:33:26,141 --> 00:33:28,978 ♪ Hit it ♪ 554 00:33:29,113 --> 00:33:32,079 ♪ It's Herman's time ♪ 555 00:33:32,215 --> 00:33:33,783 ♪ Herman's here ♪ 556 00:33:33,918 --> 00:33:35,514 ♪ Look out ♪ 557 00:33:35,649 --> 00:33:37,179 ♪ Working in a mirror factory ♪ 558 00:33:37,315 --> 00:33:39,920 ♪ Is something I could totally see myself doing ♪ 559 00:33:40,055 --> 00:33:42,487 ♪ Sexy ♪ 560 00:33:42,622 --> 00:33:46,362 ♪ Keep up, boys, keep up ♪ 561 00:33:46,498 --> 00:33:48,328 ♪ A little faster, a little fast now ♪ 562 00:33:48,463 --> 00:33:51,602 ♪ Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo ♪ 563 00:33:51,737 --> 00:33:55,102 ♪ Ah ♪ 564 00:33:55,238 --> 00:33:57,872 ♪ Thank you, good night ♪ 565 00:34:06,846 --> 00:34:09,979 I find wolf sneaking out backdoor. 566 00:34:11,423 --> 00:34:14,226 When I hear your Lester was in my club, 567 00:34:14,361 --> 00:34:18,790 I was assuming he was here to deliver good news. 568 00:34:20,625 --> 00:34:22,161 You own this joint? 569 00:34:22,297 --> 00:34:24,763 Zoya owns many joints. 570 00:34:26,472 --> 00:34:29,231 Yeah, I guess... I guess I should a figured that. 571 00:34:29,367 --> 00:34:30,741 Well? 572 00:34:30,876 --> 00:34:32,401 Good news? Yes. 573 00:34:32,536 --> 00:34:34,003 Well, I'm close. 574 00:34:35,015 --> 00:34:36,808 I got a few irons in the fire. 575 00:34:36,943 --> 00:34:38,360 I've got my feelers out there in the street 576 00:34:38,384 --> 00:34:42,020 and I'm pretty sure with a little more time, 577 00:34:42,156 --> 00:34:44,255 I can get you what you want, heh. 578 00:34:44,390 --> 00:34:46,891 I give you two weeks to get the castle. 579 00:34:47,026 --> 00:34:51,522 Afterwards, you're head is mine. 580 00:34:51,658 --> 00:34:53,523 Nah, that ain't gonna work. 581 00:34:53,659 --> 00:34:56,999 ♪ I am a Lego bat ♪ 582 00:34:57,135 --> 00:35:00,504 ♪ I am a Lego bat ♪ 583 00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:03,175 I'm starting to think my material is too intellectual. 584 00:35:03,310 --> 00:35:05,842 Maybe I should return to my vaudeville roots. 585 00:35:05,978 --> 00:35:06,769 Ugh, no way, man. 586 00:35:06,904 --> 00:35:08,736 This is the wave of the future. 587 00:35:08,872 --> 00:35:09,881 What do you guys think? 588 00:35:10,017 --> 00:35:11,123 Ah, they don't know nothing. 589 00:35:11,147 --> 00:35:12,283 See, they agree. 590 00:35:12,418 --> 00:35:13,821 Don't listen to them, they're relics. 591 00:35:13,845 --> 00:35:14,719 I'm talking about the long road 592 00:35:14,855 --> 00:35:16,353 to the tippity top! 593 00:35:16,489 --> 00:35:17,857 Well, maybe I should go a bit more mainstream. 594 00:35:17,881 --> 00:35:20,052 I am a man of many parts. 595 00:35:20,188 --> 00:35:22,886 The honey babies are falling at your feet, you're the man! 596 00:35:23,021 --> 00:35:24,691 I'm not looking for honey babies. 597 00:35:28,001 --> 00:35:29,828 Hey, baby, what's shaking? 598 00:35:31,438 --> 00:35:34,763 I'm looking for a vision, a queen, true love. 599 00:35:34,899 --> 00:35:36,099 Forget about the dames, man. 600 00:35:36,206 --> 00:35:37,739 Worry about the music. 601 00:35:37,875 --> 00:35:39,849 We gotta feed the machine and we gotta cut some vinyl. 602 00:35:39,873 --> 00:35:41,153 The beast is hungry, and besides, 603 00:35:41,179 --> 00:35:42,276 Rome wasn't built in a day. 604 00:35:42,411 --> 00:35:44,281 True, but I believe I was. 605 00:35:44,417 --> 00:35:45,981 Yeah, well, that's besides the point. 606 00:35:46,116 --> 00:35:48,884 I need some hits. 607 00:35:49,019 --> 00:35:50,547 You want hits? 608 00:35:50,683 --> 00:35:51,751 Okay, I'll give you hits. 609 00:36:00,931 --> 00:36:01,931 Ah! 610 00:36:03,928 --> 00:36:06,461 So you give me what I want? 611 00:36:06,596 --> 00:36:07,596 Yes. 612 00:36:08,437 --> 00:36:11,304 I will get that deed signed. 613 00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:13,740 The castle will be yours. 614 00:36:13,875 --> 00:36:16,076 And we can all live happily ever after. 615 00:36:16,211 --> 00:36:17,242 I promise. 616 00:36:17,377 --> 00:36:18,377 Get out. 617 00:36:31,259 --> 00:36:32,297 What the heck? 618 00:36:39,571 --> 00:36:41,301 Lily, I never thought I'd see you haunting 619 00:36:41,436 --> 00:36:42,940 these hallowed halls. 620 00:36:43,075 --> 00:36:44,541 What brings you here? 621 00:36:44,677 --> 00:36:46,870 That, my dear brother, is none of your business. 622 00:36:47,006 --> 00:36:49,142 I bet it's that new cat, Herman. 623 00:36:49,278 --> 00:36:50,345 I can dig it. 624 00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:51,717 I was rapping with him earlier. 625 00:36:51,741 --> 00:36:53,113 Solid dude. 626 00:36:53,248 --> 00:36:54,642 Seriously? 627 00:36:54,778 --> 00:36:56,015 You know him? 628 00:36:56,151 --> 00:36:56,954 How? 629 00:36:57,089 --> 00:36:57,689 You wanna meet him? 630 00:36:57,824 --> 00:36:59,447 Oh yes! 631 00:36:59,583 --> 00:37:01,818 But I don't know if I trust you making the introduction. 632 00:37:01,953 --> 00:37:03,956 Consider me your bat wing man. 633 00:37:04,091 --> 00:37:07,123 Although, I do seem to be a little light tonight. 634 00:37:13,102 --> 00:37:14,463 Danke. 635 00:37:14,598 --> 00:37:15,598 So? 636 00:37:15,699 --> 00:37:16,872 Where is he? 637 00:37:17,007 --> 00:37:17,732 Who? 638 00:37:17,867 --> 00:37:18,743 Herman Munster! 639 00:37:18,879 --> 00:37:20,468 Oh, oh, oh. 640 00:37:20,604 --> 00:37:25,108 Your Romeo is just down the hall, last door on the left. 641 00:37:26,119 --> 00:37:28,313 Or right, one of them doors. 642 00:37:28,448 --> 00:37:29,448 Ha, ha, ha. 643 00:37:51,035 --> 00:37:53,035 And what exactly do you want? 644 00:37:53,170 --> 00:37:55,138 Um, is Herman Munster in there? 645 00:37:57,476 --> 00:37:58,709 Maybe. 646 00:37:58,844 --> 00:38:00,178 And who should I say is calling? 647 00:38:00,314 --> 00:38:01,610 Lily. 648 00:38:07,921 --> 00:38:09,384 Why don't you just take a number 649 00:38:09,519 --> 00:38:11,479 and wait in the alley with the rest of the chicks? 650 00:38:13,857 --> 00:38:14,857 Well, hello. 651 00:38:14,894 --> 00:38:18,902 Hi, um, I'm a big fan and um, 652 00:38:19,037 --> 00:38:20,401 I was wondering. 653 00:38:20,536 --> 00:38:22,431 Well, wait, no this sounds dumb. 654 00:38:22,567 --> 00:38:25,234 But maybe would you like to come over for dinner one night? 655 00:38:26,506 --> 00:38:27,506 Dinner. 656 00:38:28,545 --> 00:38:30,540 I'd have to check my schedule. 657 00:38:30,675 --> 00:38:31,675 Please hold. 658 00:38:37,891 --> 00:38:39,087 Oh boy, oh boy! 659 00:38:39,222 --> 00:38:40,392 Oh boy, oh boy! 660 00:38:43,688 --> 00:38:44,824 Uh, yeah. 661 00:38:44,959 --> 00:38:48,229 I happen to have an opening sometime 662 00:38:48,365 --> 00:38:49,465 in the near future. 663 00:38:49,601 --> 00:38:52,301 What night were you thinking about? 664 00:38:52,436 --> 00:38:55,730 Um, well, maybe tomorrow. 665 00:38:55,865 --> 00:38:56,865 Tomorrow? 666 00:38:58,242 --> 00:38:59,073 Hold, please. 667 00:38:59,208 --> 00:39:01,505 Oh. 668 00:39:03,907 --> 00:39:05,080 Whoa, tomorrow! 669 00:39:05,215 --> 00:39:06,215 Tomorrow! 670 00:39:10,220 --> 00:39:11,685 Uh, yeah. 671 00:39:11,821 --> 00:39:15,256 I moved some appointments around. 672 00:39:15,392 --> 00:39:17,026 I think tomorrow works. 673 00:39:17,161 --> 00:39:18,688 Fantastic. 674 00:39:18,823 --> 00:39:20,493 Here's my address. 675 00:39:20,629 --> 00:39:22,031 And we usually eat early. 676 00:39:22,166 --> 00:39:23,828 Um, we? 677 00:39:23,963 --> 00:39:26,335 Oh, my father, the Count and I. 678 00:39:26,470 --> 00:39:29,707 Ha, I can dig that, the Count. 679 00:39:29,843 --> 00:39:31,367 Far out. 680 00:39:31,503 --> 00:39:34,040 Now I know you show business people keep weird hours. 681 00:39:34,176 --> 00:39:38,009 Shall we say around midnight or is that too early? 682 00:39:38,145 --> 00:39:41,008 Well, I usually have my bubble bath, 683 00:39:41,144 --> 00:39:42,483 yummy treat, and nap time. 684 00:39:42,618 --> 00:39:44,918 But yeah, midnight sounds great. 685 00:39:46,293 --> 00:39:48,859 Tomorrow it is, my sweet Lily. 686 00:39:48,994 --> 00:39:49,994 Oh. 687 00:39:50,755 --> 00:39:51,755 Tootles. 688 00:40:01,966 --> 00:40:03,508 Herman's got a date! 689 00:40:12,485 --> 00:40:14,878 I can't go, I tell ya, I can't go. 690 00:40:15,014 --> 00:40:15,811 What are you talking about? 691 00:40:15,946 --> 00:40:16,946 Why can't you go? 692 00:40:16,982 --> 00:40:18,686 I haven't got a thing to wear. 693 00:40:18,822 --> 00:40:20,815 Herman, you gotta take it easy. 694 00:40:20,951 --> 00:40:22,418 You're a stud. 695 00:40:22,553 --> 00:40:24,996 She's just some undead chick from out in the sticks. 696 00:40:25,132 --> 00:40:26,531 Quit being so dramatic. 697 00:40:27,561 --> 00:40:28,561 Dramatic! 698 00:40:29,900 --> 00:40:32,730 Lily thinks I'm a Hollywood big shot. 699 00:40:32,866 --> 00:40:34,335 A swinger in the in-crowd. 700 00:40:34,471 --> 00:40:36,570 I'm no Bobby Darin. 701 00:40:36,705 --> 00:40:38,066 She's gonna see right through me 702 00:40:38,202 --> 00:40:40,035 and know I'm just a big boob! 703 00:40:40,170 --> 00:40:43,075 Ah, I need the perfect choice. 704 00:40:43,211 --> 00:40:45,049 Herman isn't some lug head who just fell off 705 00:40:45,184 --> 00:40:46,512 the funeral truck. 706 00:40:46,648 --> 00:40:48,745 He's a man of the world. 707 00:40:48,881 --> 00:40:50,255 Well boob or no boob, 708 00:40:50,390 --> 00:40:52,223 when you got hot wax like this, 709 00:40:52,358 --> 00:40:54,190 the world is at your feet, baby! 710 00:40:54,326 --> 00:40:55,659 Why, brother man. 711 00:40:57,059 --> 00:41:00,789 With a disc like this, who can resist? 712 00:41:00,924 --> 00:41:01,924 So Igor? 713 00:41:02,999 --> 00:41:06,261 Which dress says I'm very, very interested 714 00:41:06,396 --> 00:41:08,536 but not a miserable and depressed? 715 00:41:08,671 --> 00:41:10,469 The silk baby tarantula web? 716 00:41:10,604 --> 00:41:12,208 Well, yes. 717 00:41:12,344 --> 00:41:14,302 Well yes, of course. 718 00:41:14,438 --> 00:41:16,707 Or the faux lizard silk chiffon? 719 00:41:16,843 --> 00:41:18,412 Oh, um, the faux. 720 00:41:18,548 --> 00:41:20,809 Um, oh, well you could. 721 00:41:20,944 --> 00:41:21,944 Maybe, yes. 722 00:41:22,717 --> 00:41:24,417 Igor, get with it! 723 00:41:24,553 --> 00:41:27,816 Yowza, baby! 724 00:41:27,952 --> 00:41:28,952 Kick it! Woo! 725 00:41:31,921 --> 00:41:32,921 Oh! 726 00:41:34,062 --> 00:41:36,095 Fresh blood, get your fresh blood! 727 00:41:37,301 --> 00:41:38,598 Fresh blood! 728 00:41:38,733 --> 00:41:40,429 Grab your fresh blood! 729 00:41:41,536 --> 00:41:42,536 Fresh blood! 730 00:41:43,637 --> 00:41:44,438 Lilies! 731 00:41:44,574 --> 00:41:47,106 Ha, this my lucky night. 732 00:41:48,813 --> 00:41:50,439 What else can I do for you today? 733 00:41:51,980 --> 00:41:53,442 Well, everything looks so great. 734 00:41:54,917 --> 00:41:57,122 I'll take a bottle of the B posit... 735 00:41:57,257 --> 00:41:59,518 No! I'm gonna splurge. 736 00:41:59,653 --> 00:42:00,488 O negative. 737 00:42:00,624 --> 00:42:03,319 Oh, that's a good year. 738 00:42:03,455 --> 00:42:05,564 It's two leg, and one for the lilies. 739 00:42:06,964 --> 00:42:09,733 Three leg? Wow, prices are going up. 740 00:42:12,097 --> 00:42:13,469 You know, that reminds me. 741 00:42:13,605 --> 00:42:15,134 I bought a balloon yesterday. 742 00:42:16,233 --> 00:42:17,967 I thought the same thing. 743 00:42:18,102 --> 00:42:20,073 Must be the inflation. 744 00:42:21,411 --> 00:42:22,411 Ha, ha, ha! 745 00:42:23,447 --> 00:42:24,447 Ah, ha, ha! 746 00:42:34,018 --> 00:42:35,286 Hello, Lily! 747 00:42:36,361 --> 00:42:37,420 That's too boring. 748 00:42:38,761 --> 00:42:40,989 Good evening, my dear Lily. 749 00:42:41,125 --> 00:42:42,125 That's too uptight. 750 00:42:43,467 --> 00:42:44,829 Yo, what's up? 751 00:42:44,964 --> 00:42:46,501 Nah, that's too glib. 752 00:42:46,636 --> 00:42:47,665 It doesn't seem glib. 753 00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:49,341 There's no good. 754 00:42:49,476 --> 00:42:51,467 Hey, baby doll. What's shaking? 755 00:42:53,110 --> 00:42:55,779 Let's blow this pop stand and get our groove on. 756 00:42:57,174 --> 00:42:58,507 Hermie's got the moves. 757 00:42:59,781 --> 00:43:02,043 Back it up, back it up. 758 00:43:02,179 --> 00:43:03,814 Hermie's backing it up. 759 00:43:03,949 --> 00:43:05,486 Hey, numbskull! 760 00:43:07,621 --> 00:43:09,017 What? 761 00:43:09,153 --> 00:43:11,696 I said, hey numbskull! 762 00:43:13,062 --> 00:43:14,996 Excuse me sir, can you speak up? 763 00:43:16,396 --> 00:43:20,561 I assume you are the Herman Munster character 764 00:43:20,697 --> 00:43:23,574 I've been hearing so much about lately? 765 00:43:23,709 --> 00:43:25,907 Yeah, I think I'm the only one! 766 00:43:26,043 --> 00:43:27,712 When they made me they broke the mold! 767 00:43:29,042 --> 00:43:30,539 With you in it, I presume. 768 00:43:33,416 --> 00:43:34,715 No! 769 00:43:34,850 --> 00:43:36,620 I think I was out by that point! 770 00:43:36,756 --> 00:43:39,350 Wait there, I'm gonna come right... 771 00:43:40,324 --> 00:43:41,324 Down. 772 00:43:42,220 --> 00:43:43,757 Are you gonna come inside 773 00:43:43,893 --> 00:43:45,620 or do you wanna stand out here 774 00:43:45,755 --> 00:43:48,291 swiveling your hips like a rabid baboon in heat 775 00:43:48,427 --> 00:43:50,163 for the whole neighborhood to see? 776 00:43:51,336 --> 00:43:52,336 I'll come in! 777 00:43:54,737 --> 00:43:56,439 Why are you shouting? 778 00:43:56,575 --> 00:43:58,035 I thought you liked it! 779 00:43:58,170 --> 00:43:59,678 Why don't you come inside? 780 00:44:06,615 --> 00:44:07,712 After you. 781 00:44:07,847 --> 00:44:08,978 Thank you! 782 00:44:09,113 --> 00:44:10,113 I mean, thank you. 783 00:44:15,690 --> 00:44:16,558 This is for you. 784 00:44:16,693 --> 00:44:17,693 Oh yeah, what is it? 785 00:44:17,729 --> 00:44:19,621 It's a bottle of O negative. 786 00:44:19,757 --> 00:44:21,477 The blood lady said it was a very good year. 787 00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:23,728 Well, you're very kind. 788 00:44:23,863 --> 00:44:24,598 Thank you. 789 00:44:24,734 --> 00:44:26,595 The kind I don't need. 790 00:44:39,710 --> 00:44:42,479 Hermie, thank you so much for coming. 791 00:44:42,614 --> 00:44:44,622 I hope you like curried scorpion casserole. 792 00:44:44,758 --> 00:44:46,923 I made it especially for tonight. 793 00:44:47,058 --> 00:44:49,618 If you made it, I know I'm gonna love it. 794 00:44:50,892 --> 00:44:52,093 As a matter of fact, 795 00:44:52,228 --> 00:44:53,828 I saved a special spot for it right here. 796 00:44:55,159 --> 00:44:55,859 I mean right here. 797 00:44:55,994 --> 00:44:56,994 Oh, you. 798 00:44:57,734 --> 00:44:58,770 Oh, these are for you. 799 00:44:59,934 --> 00:45:01,635 Thank you so much. 800 00:45:01,771 --> 00:45:03,600 Lilies are my favorite. 801 00:45:03,735 --> 00:45:06,042 He gives her lilies because her name is Lily. 802 00:45:06,177 --> 00:45:09,007 We're dealing with some serious brain power here. 803 00:45:09,143 --> 00:45:11,644 Father, that's quite enough. 804 00:45:11,779 --> 00:45:12,482 Come on, Hermie. 805 00:45:12,617 --> 00:45:13,283 I'll show you around. 806 00:45:13,418 --> 00:45:14,418 Yes, Lily. 807 00:45:17,848 --> 00:45:19,884 I beg her to make curried scorpion casserole 808 00:45:20,019 --> 00:45:21,453 and I get nothing. 809 00:45:21,588 --> 00:45:23,619 All of a sudden Mr. Herman Munster comes over 810 00:45:23,754 --> 00:45:25,797 and it's raining curried scorpion casserole. 811 00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:30,829 Oh, bebop, baloo-bop! 812 00:45:30,965 --> 00:45:32,896 How low can you go? 813 00:45:34,467 --> 00:45:36,637 I mean, the songs just come to me. 814 00:45:36,773 --> 00:45:38,240 I got a million of 'em. 815 00:45:38,376 --> 00:45:39,747 I mean, I don't even know where they come from exactly, 816 00:45:39,771 --> 00:45:42,576 but I get a lot of hot tracks up in this noggin. 817 00:45:48,287 --> 00:45:49,545 Ah. 818 00:45:49,681 --> 00:45:50,928 You know, father, Herman isn't just 819 00:45:50,952 --> 00:45:51,952 another pretty face. 820 00:45:52,020 --> 00:45:54,817 He's also very, very funny. 821 00:45:54,953 --> 00:45:55,953 Stop. 822 00:45:55,990 --> 00:45:58,390 Oh yeah, that's right. 823 00:45:58,525 --> 00:46:01,757 Flat top here fancies himself a comedian. 824 00:46:01,893 --> 00:46:05,267 All right, dazzle me with your side splitting wit. 825 00:46:05,403 --> 00:46:06,403 Okay. 826 00:46:07,566 --> 00:46:09,533 Here's one I know you're gonna love. 827 00:46:12,041 --> 00:46:15,372 How do you keep a grouchy, old, 828 00:46:15,508 --> 00:46:18,707 broken down, vampire in suspense? 829 00:46:29,428 --> 00:46:30,595 I don't know. 830 00:46:30,730 --> 00:46:32,761 How do you keep a grouchy, old, 831 00:46:32,896 --> 00:46:35,064 broken down vampire in suspense? 832 00:46:38,494 --> 00:46:39,497 I'll tell ya later. 833 00:46:43,101 --> 00:46:45,309 Ha, ha, ha! 834 00:46:45,444 --> 00:46:46,911 Ah, ha, ha! 835 00:46:50,515 --> 00:46:51,515 Oh, you. 836 00:46:55,417 --> 00:46:57,098 Okay, what exactly are your intentions here? 837 00:46:57,122 --> 00:46:58,952 Because, as you can see, I've been around 838 00:46:59,087 --> 00:47:00,956 the cemetery a few times myself, 839 00:47:01,092 --> 00:47:02,925 and you are not going to bamboozle me 840 00:47:03,060 --> 00:47:04,863 with your fancy showbiz fast talk. 841 00:47:13,596 --> 00:47:16,369 I assure you, my good man. 842 00:47:17,967 --> 00:47:21,440 My intentions are nothing but honorable. 843 00:47:22,646 --> 00:47:23,706 Deep inside 844 00:47:25,150 --> 00:47:27,545 beats the heart of a simple country boy. 845 00:47:28,618 --> 00:47:29,477 Oh. 846 00:47:29,612 --> 00:47:32,121 In fact, most of my parts 847 00:47:33,286 --> 00:47:34,552 come straight from the dirt. 848 00:47:35,790 --> 00:47:37,186 Oh! 849 00:47:37,321 --> 00:47:39,028 Did you hear that? 850 00:47:39,164 --> 00:47:41,823 You can't get more grounded than that. 851 00:47:41,958 --> 00:47:44,969 A simple country boy straight from the dirt. 852 00:47:46,232 --> 00:47:47,232 Preach it, sister. 853 00:47:50,603 --> 00:47:53,043 This is a bunch of cornball hooey. 854 00:47:53,178 --> 00:47:56,009 Listen, Herman, you may have hoodwinked Lily 855 00:47:56,144 --> 00:47:57,846 with your folksy gibberish, 856 00:47:57,981 --> 00:47:59,742 but it ain't working on me. 857 00:48:00,752 --> 00:48:02,818 Okay, we're done here. 858 00:48:02,953 --> 00:48:05,048 Enjoy your scorpion, father. 859 00:48:05,183 --> 00:48:05,951 Come on, Hermie. 860 00:48:06,087 --> 00:48:07,386 Let's go for a walk. 861 00:48:07,522 --> 00:48:10,190 Uh, well, it was so nice to meet you 862 00:48:10,325 --> 00:48:11,825 and I hope to see you again soon. 863 00:48:11,961 --> 00:48:13,294 Over my dead body. 864 00:48:14,998 --> 00:48:16,078 That would be delightful. 865 00:48:16,129 --> 00:48:17,225 Oh, ignore him. 866 00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:18,392 Come on, Hermie. 867 00:48:18,527 --> 00:48:20,162 Come on, let's go. 868 00:48:20,298 --> 00:48:21,900 Okay, Lily. 869 00:48:25,606 --> 00:48:28,111 Hey by the way, your scorpion is undercooked! 870 00:48:33,452 --> 00:48:34,978 Igor. 871 00:48:35,113 --> 00:48:36,582 Sir? 872 00:48:36,717 --> 00:48:39,122 We have to do something about this situation. 873 00:48:50,570 --> 00:48:51,935 What's that? 874 00:48:52,070 --> 00:48:53,733 Oh, that's one of my gravestones. 875 00:48:53,868 --> 00:48:54,868 Wow! 876 00:48:56,404 --> 00:48:57,477 I hope you don't take the things 877 00:48:57,501 --> 00:48:59,204 my father says to heart. 878 00:48:59,339 --> 00:49:00,619 He's a bit old fashioned and has 879 00:49:00,740 --> 00:49:03,014 a tendency to go straight for the jugular. 880 00:49:03,149 --> 00:49:04,989 Let's hope it doesn't come to that, heh, heh. 881 00:49:05,084 --> 00:49:07,250 Oh, I didn't mean it literally. 882 00:49:07,385 --> 00:49:09,680 Although to be safe, wear high collared shirts 883 00:49:09,815 --> 00:49:11,400 while you are getting to know each other. 884 00:49:11,424 --> 00:49:12,615 Oh. 885 00:49:12,750 --> 00:49:14,351 Lily it shall be my mission in life 886 00:49:14,486 --> 00:49:16,556 to get that man to like me. 887 00:49:16,691 --> 00:49:18,962 And when Herman Munster puts his head to something, 888 00:49:19,098 --> 00:49:21,589 Herman Munster puts his head to it. 889 00:49:21,725 --> 00:49:23,698 Unless of course it falls off. 890 00:49:24,995 --> 00:49:26,762 - Can I confess something? - Please do. 891 00:49:26,898 --> 00:49:28,178 I knew the moment I laid eyes on you 892 00:49:28,202 --> 00:49:29,403 that you were special. 893 00:49:30,836 --> 00:49:32,968 I understand if you don't feel the same. 894 00:49:33,103 --> 00:49:36,603 I'm just a regular gal living a boring, normal life. 895 00:49:36,739 --> 00:49:37,913 No, when I first saw you 896 00:49:38,049 --> 00:49:39,677 my heart leapt from my chest. 897 00:49:41,183 --> 00:49:43,219 If there's one thing I know 898 00:49:43,354 --> 00:49:46,253 is that the rest of the world melted away 899 00:49:46,389 --> 00:49:48,250 as soon as you appeared in my life. 900 00:49:48,386 --> 00:49:50,052 Oh, Hermie. 901 00:49:50,188 --> 00:49:51,188 Mm. 902 00:49:53,359 --> 00:49:55,124 After you, my dear. 903 00:49:55,259 --> 00:49:57,200 Oh. 904 00:50:08,270 --> 00:50:11,642 ♪ They say we're young and we don't know ♪ 905 00:50:11,777 --> 00:50:16,549 ♪ We won't find out until we grow ♪ 906 00:50:18,049 --> 00:50:21,253 ♪ Well I don't know if all that's true ♪ 907 00:50:21,388 --> 00:50:22,990 ♪ 'Cause you got me ♪ 908 00:50:23,126 --> 00:50:27,956 ♪ And baby, I got you ♪ 909 00:50:28,568 --> 00:50:30,800 ♪ Babe ♪ 910 00:50:30,936 --> 00:50:34,133 ♪ I got you, babe ♪ 911 00:50:34,269 --> 00:50:37,769 ♪ I got you, babe ♪ 912 00:50:37,904 --> 00:50:41,268 ♪ They say our love won't pay the rent ♪ 913 00:50:41,404 --> 00:50:46,150 ♪ Before it's earned, our money's all been spent ♪ 914 00:50:47,684 --> 00:50:51,114 ♪ I guess that's so, we don't have a plot ♪ 915 00:50:51,250 --> 00:50:55,819 ♪ But at least I'm sure of all the things we've got ♪ 916 00:50:57,927 --> 00:51:00,456 ♪ Babe ♪ 917 00:51:00,592 --> 00:51:03,624 ♪ I got you, babe ♪ 918 00:51:03,760 --> 00:51:05,899 ♪ I got you, babe ♪ 919 00:51:06,034 --> 00:51:07,462 Uncle Gilbert! 920 00:51:07,597 --> 00:51:09,639 ♪ I got flowers ♪ 921 00:51:09,774 --> 00:51:10,973 What a surprise. 922 00:51:11,108 --> 00:51:13,041 Oh, it's so good to see you. 923 00:51:13,177 --> 00:51:14,512 Nice to meet you, young man. 924 00:51:14,647 --> 00:51:15,647 It's an honor. 925 00:51:15,771 --> 00:51:16,505 That's quite a grip. 926 00:51:16,641 --> 00:51:20,146 ♪ To wear my ring ♪ 927 00:51:20,282 --> 00:51:23,479 ♪ And when I'm sad ♪ 928 00:51:23,615 --> 00:51:26,218 ♪ You're a clown ♪ 929 00:51:26,354 --> 00:51:29,320 ♪ And if I get scared ♪ 930 00:51:29,456 --> 00:51:34,254 ♪ You're always around ♪ 931 00:51:34,390 --> 00:51:37,335 ♪ Don't let them say your hair's too long ♪ 932 00:51:37,470 --> 00:51:42,173 ♪ Because I don't care, with you I can't go wrong ♪ 933 00:51:43,540 --> 00:51:46,938 ♪ Then put your little hand in mine ♪ 934 00:51:47,074 --> 00:51:51,809 ♪ There ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb ♪ 935 00:51:53,818 --> 00:51:56,380 ♪ Babe ♪ 936 00:51:56,516 --> 00:51:59,713 ♪ I got you, babe ♪ 937 00:51:59,849 --> 00:52:04,052 ♪ I got you, babe ♪ 938 00:52:13,334 --> 00:52:15,063 Oh look, there's one. 939 00:52:21,379 --> 00:52:23,973 Oh Hermie, it's so romantic here 940 00:52:24,108 --> 00:52:26,574 with the soft, gentle screech of the vultures 941 00:52:26,709 --> 00:52:28,719 circling overhead. 942 00:52:28,855 --> 00:52:29,979 It sure is, dear. 943 00:52:30,114 --> 00:52:31,745 Unfortunately the clouds are clearing up 944 00:52:31,881 --> 00:52:33,722 and the sun's coming out. 945 00:52:33,857 --> 00:52:35,257 Oh. 946 00:52:35,392 --> 00:52:37,393 Pussy cat, this last week has been 947 00:52:37,528 --> 00:52:40,198 the most wonderful time of all of my lives. 948 00:52:44,866 --> 00:52:47,101 Lily, I've been meaning to ask you something. 949 00:52:47,236 --> 00:52:49,031 Oh yes, pookie bear? 950 00:52:52,805 --> 00:52:54,779 Okay, keep it together big guy. 951 00:52:54,914 --> 00:52:56,475 You're Herman Munster. 952 00:52:56,610 --> 00:52:58,077 You got this, you practiced it. 953 00:52:58,212 --> 00:52:59,212 Let's do it. 954 00:53:01,886 --> 00:53:03,753 Lily, I... 955 00:53:03,889 --> 00:53:04,579 What is it? 956 00:53:04,715 --> 00:53:05,715 Is something wrong? 957 00:53:07,125 --> 00:53:10,694 Will you, ma, ma, ma... 958 00:53:10,829 --> 00:53:12,593 Marry me? 959 00:53:13,932 --> 00:53:15,861 Oh, Hermie! 960 00:53:15,996 --> 00:53:20,095 You've made me the happiest ghoul in the world. 961 00:53:22,774 --> 00:53:25,600 Everything you ever wanted to know about magic spells 962 00:53:25,736 --> 00:53:27,774 but were afraid to ask. 963 00:53:27,909 --> 00:53:31,106 Igor, there's gotta be a husband spell in here somewhere. 964 00:53:32,150 --> 00:53:33,383 Are you sure about this? 965 00:53:33,518 --> 00:53:36,714 It seems that Miss Lily is truly in love. 966 00:53:36,849 --> 00:53:38,785 Oh come on, you know and I know 967 00:53:38,921 --> 00:53:41,319 that we gotta get rid of that bozo Herman Munster. 968 00:53:41,454 --> 00:53:42,526 He's got no class. 969 00:53:42,662 --> 00:53:43,991 Class? 970 00:53:44,127 --> 00:53:45,661 Yeah, class. 971 00:53:45,797 --> 00:53:47,771 He's a stitch job from the wrong side of the cemetery. 972 00:53:47,795 --> 00:53:49,657 He's not the type of person I want 973 00:53:49,793 --> 00:53:51,467 my Lily hooking up with. 974 00:53:52,672 --> 00:53:53,969 Hamster. 975 00:53:54,104 --> 00:53:55,636 Oh, hippopotamus. 976 00:53:56,800 --> 00:53:59,337 Let's see, husband! 977 00:53:59,473 --> 00:54:01,410 There's a husband spell. 978 00:54:01,546 --> 00:54:04,377 I really think you should reconsider. 979 00:54:04,512 --> 00:54:06,675 Who's side are you on, anyway? 980 00:54:06,810 --> 00:54:07,851 Mine's the best one. 981 00:54:07,987 --> 00:54:09,382 It's the most gruesome. 982 00:54:09,517 --> 00:54:11,480 It is not, mine is uglier. 983 00:54:11,615 --> 00:54:12,648 Oh yeah? 984 00:54:12,784 --> 00:54:14,819 I've got the ugliest face. 985 00:54:14,955 --> 00:54:17,321 Freddy, we're talking about the sweatshirts. 986 00:54:18,728 --> 00:54:20,142 Sorry things didn't work out for you 987 00:54:20,166 --> 00:54:21,662 so great at the leper colony. 988 00:54:23,498 --> 00:54:25,468 I don't want to talk about it. 989 00:54:26,667 --> 00:54:27,499 Well, at least you came home 990 00:54:27,634 --> 00:54:29,099 with that cool new T-shirt. 991 00:54:29,234 --> 00:54:31,309 They gave it to me when they lost my luggage. 992 00:54:36,180 --> 00:54:37,876 Hey, hey, you're back! 993 00:54:39,309 --> 00:54:41,715 It's not a crime to go on holiday, now is it? 994 00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:44,381 Uh, well, you look good. 995 00:54:44,517 --> 00:54:45,554 You look good. 996 00:54:46,652 --> 00:54:47,652 Is something different? 997 00:54:50,654 --> 00:54:51,719 New hairdo? 998 00:54:51,855 --> 00:54:53,892 Yeah, new hairdo. 999 00:54:54,933 --> 00:54:55,933 Spray tan? 1000 00:54:57,860 --> 00:55:00,228 So, how'd it go? 1001 00:55:01,338 --> 00:55:03,000 I'm assuming she said yes? 1002 00:55:05,570 --> 00:55:07,239 Oh God. 1003 00:55:07,374 --> 00:55:08,439 Oh, I knew it! 1004 00:55:08,575 --> 00:55:10,113 I knew she was a phony. 1005 00:55:10,248 --> 00:55:12,073 Vampire chicks are all the same! 1006 00:55:12,209 --> 00:55:14,578 One bite and it's so long, sucker! 1007 00:55:14,714 --> 00:55:15,881 There's always somebody 1008 00:55:16,016 --> 00:55:17,711 that spoils everything by chickening out. 1009 00:55:17,846 --> 00:55:18,715 She said yes. 1010 00:55:18,850 --> 00:55:20,814 That no good, fang banger! 1011 00:55:20,949 --> 00:55:21,949 Wait, wait, what? 1012 00:55:22,026 --> 00:55:23,257 She said yes! 1013 00:55:23,393 --> 00:55:24,762 She said yes! 1014 00:55:24,897 --> 00:55:26,159 She said yes! 1015 00:55:26,295 --> 00:55:27,295 She said yes! 1016 00:55:30,893 --> 00:55:32,833 Let's begin. 1017 00:55:32,968 --> 00:55:37,705 Alrighty, we'll start with the chest hair of Tarzan. 1018 00:55:38,605 --> 00:55:40,173 For that swinging vibe. 1019 00:55:40,309 --> 00:55:41,570 There you go. 1020 00:55:43,074 --> 00:55:43,805 Oh, and of course she'll want him 1021 00:55:43,941 --> 00:55:46,009 to have some special moves 1022 00:55:46,145 --> 00:55:48,177 so how about a pair of dancing shoes. 1023 00:55:48,312 --> 00:55:51,679 One from Fred Astaire and one from Gene Kelly. 1024 00:55:53,285 --> 00:55:55,624 And to top it all off with a little swagger. 1025 00:55:57,288 --> 00:56:00,359 A cowboy hat of the one and only John Wayne. 1026 00:56:01,898 --> 00:56:03,778 Well how about that, the Duke did wear a toupee. 1027 00:56:05,304 --> 00:56:07,502 And now some wizarding words. 1028 00:56:07,638 --> 00:56:11,375 Herman Munster dumb-dumb will be no more. 1029 00:56:11,511 --> 00:56:14,142 When you bring the perfect marrying man 1030 00:56:14,278 --> 00:56:16,704 to my sweet Lily's door! 1031 00:56:23,746 --> 00:56:24,447 What? 1032 00:56:24,582 --> 00:56:25,850 What? 1033 00:56:25,986 --> 00:56:27,651 Ugh, I always forget one ingredient. 1034 00:56:27,786 --> 00:56:30,218 One simple ingredient. 1035 00:56:30,354 --> 00:56:33,721 Here we go, perfect husband coming up. 1036 00:56:36,869 --> 00:56:37,869 Ah! Ah! 1037 00:56:38,696 --> 00:56:39,696 What? What? 1038 00:56:41,163 --> 00:56:43,831 Okay, alrighty, what went wrong? 1039 00:56:45,273 --> 00:56:46,273 Hold on. 1040 00:56:48,645 --> 00:56:51,873 Ah! This isn't the hair of Tarzan. 1041 00:56:52,009 --> 00:56:53,275 It's the hair of Cheetah! 1042 00:56:54,553 --> 00:56:56,515 Okay, time to shuffle off to Buffalo. 1043 00:56:56,650 --> 00:56:58,848 Keep going, all right. 1044 00:56:58,983 --> 00:57:00,458 Ah, you win some, you lose some. 1045 00:57:10,795 --> 00:57:12,470 Lily, is that you? 1046 00:57:13,367 --> 00:57:14,367 Ha! 1047 00:57:14,402 --> 00:57:15,831 Wow, hey. 1048 00:57:15,966 --> 00:57:17,067 You're in a good mood. 1049 00:57:17,203 --> 00:57:18,899 Everybody's in a dancing mood tonight. 1050 00:57:19,035 --> 00:57:20,667 Is that a victory dance 1051 00:57:20,803 --> 00:57:23,376 because you finally got rid of that bum Herman Munster? 1052 00:57:23,511 --> 00:57:24,707 ♪ La, da, dee ♪ 1053 00:57:24,843 --> 00:57:25,939 ♪ La, da, da ♪ 1054 00:57:26,074 --> 00:57:27,343 ♪ La, da, dee ♪ 1055 00:57:27,478 --> 00:57:28,558 Wait a minute, what exactly is going on here? 1056 00:57:28,582 --> 00:57:29,652 Are you drunk? 1057 00:57:29,787 --> 00:57:31,296 Did that good for nothing give you wine? 1058 00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:32,420 No, silly. 1059 00:57:32,555 --> 00:57:34,617 You know I never drink wine. 1060 00:57:34,752 --> 00:57:35,752 It's this. 1061 00:57:36,857 --> 00:57:38,291 Is that what I think it is? 1062 00:57:38,427 --> 00:57:39,427 Yes, it is. 1063 00:57:41,166 --> 00:57:42,197 Oh, brother. 1064 00:57:42,332 --> 00:57:43,033 ♪ La, da, dee ♪ 1065 00:57:43,169 --> 00:57:43,957 ♪ Da, da, da ♪ 1066 00:57:44,092 --> 00:57:45,092 ♪ La, da, dee ♪ 1067 00:57:45,204 --> 00:57:46,204 ♪ Da, da, da ♪ 1068 00:57:46,336 --> 00:57:47,037 ♪ La, da, dee ♪ 1069 00:57:47,173 --> 00:57:50,633 ♪ Da, da, da ♪ 1070 00:58:21,305 --> 00:58:23,073 Herman Munster! 1071 00:58:23,209 --> 00:58:24,404 How's it going, man? 1072 00:58:24,540 --> 00:58:26,735 Man, it's going great. 1073 00:58:26,870 --> 00:58:28,243 And you are? 1074 00:58:28,379 --> 00:58:29,379 I'm Lester, baby. 1075 00:58:29,412 --> 00:58:31,138 Ah, Lester Baby. 1076 00:58:31,274 --> 00:58:32,509 Your future brother-in-law. 1077 00:58:32,644 --> 00:58:34,246 Oh! 1078 00:58:34,382 --> 00:58:36,458 I'm the one who pointed Lily directly to your door. 1079 00:58:36,482 --> 00:58:40,448 If not for me, who knows if love would have bloomed. 1080 00:58:41,892 --> 00:58:43,561 Oh, ho, ho, it is so great to meet you. 1081 00:58:44,961 --> 00:58:46,265 So listen, Herman, now that you and I 1082 00:58:46,289 --> 00:58:47,828 are practically blood related 1083 00:58:47,964 --> 00:58:49,436 I think it's only right that I tell ya 1084 00:58:49,460 --> 00:58:52,300 about this sweetheart real estate deal. 1085 00:58:52,436 --> 00:58:54,066 That sounds boss, man. 1086 00:58:55,631 --> 00:58:58,533 But, I think it's best if Lily handles 1087 00:58:58,668 --> 00:59:00,803 the finances because I don't have a head for numbers. 1088 00:59:00,938 --> 00:59:01,704 Come on, Herman. 1089 00:59:01,839 --> 00:59:02,974 Get with it. 1090 00:59:03,110 --> 00:59:04,477 You gotta get ahead of the curve. 1091 00:59:04,613 --> 00:59:06,214 If you wanna swerve. 1092 00:59:06,349 --> 00:59:07,651 Oh, ho, yeah! 1093 00:59:09,782 --> 00:59:10,982 What do you mean? 1094 00:59:11,117 --> 00:59:12,547 Now that you and my lovely sister 1095 00:59:12,682 --> 00:59:15,758 are tying the knot, what's hers is yours, right? 1096 00:59:16,923 --> 00:59:18,156 Well, you do have a point. 1097 00:59:23,263 --> 00:59:25,368 I assume you are the man of the house, right? 1098 00:59:25,503 --> 00:59:27,070 Yeah, well, I guess I am. 1099 00:59:27,205 --> 00:59:28,205 You guess! 1100 00:59:28,307 --> 00:59:29,372 Come on, brother man. 1101 00:59:29,508 --> 00:59:31,539 Stick that chest straight out. 1102 00:59:31,674 --> 00:59:33,506 I am the man of the house. 1103 00:59:33,642 --> 00:59:34,642 That's the spirit. 1104 00:59:34,677 --> 00:59:36,379 Just sign on the dotted line 1105 00:59:36,515 --> 00:59:38,040 and you and your lovely bride 1106 00:59:38,175 --> 00:59:40,479 will be residing on easy street. 1107 00:59:40,615 --> 00:59:41,817 Oh, goodie! 1108 00:59:43,514 --> 00:59:46,789 Lester Baby, you are the man with the plan. 1109 01:00:15,582 --> 01:00:16,582 Oh. 1110 01:00:27,231 --> 01:00:28,231 Oh! 1111 01:00:47,586 --> 01:00:49,416 Please proceed with the vows. 1112 01:00:49,551 --> 01:00:50,688 Dearest Lily. 1113 01:00:51,755 --> 01:00:54,257 You're the hemlock in my veins, 1114 01:00:54,393 --> 01:00:56,023 the cobweb in my brains. 1115 01:00:57,188 --> 01:00:58,760 I wanna boogie, oogie, oogie 1116 01:00:58,895 --> 01:01:00,555 'til we just can't boogie no more. 1117 01:01:02,401 --> 01:01:05,068 My sweet pussycat. 1118 01:01:05,203 --> 01:01:06,203 Rawr. 1119 01:01:07,598 --> 01:01:11,803 I knew from the moment I saw your flat head 1120 01:01:11,939 --> 01:01:14,611 and that cute little scar, 1121 01:01:14,746 --> 01:01:17,744 that I wanted to spend every moment 1122 01:01:17,879 --> 01:01:19,882 tightening those neck bolts. 1123 01:01:21,553 --> 01:01:23,118 All I ask is that we spend 1124 01:01:23,254 --> 01:01:27,285 the rest of my lives growing disgracefully old together. 1125 01:01:30,429 --> 01:01:31,590 And now the rings. 1126 01:01:31,725 --> 01:01:33,797 Oh yeah. 1127 01:01:35,399 --> 01:01:36,794 Oh, uh, hey. 1128 01:01:40,163 --> 01:01:41,367 Yo-yo. Ha, ha. 1129 01:01:41,503 --> 01:01:42,503 Yo-yo. 1130 01:01:43,739 --> 01:01:45,604 Oh, there they are. 1131 01:01:47,003 --> 01:01:48,470 Oh! 1132 01:01:48,605 --> 01:01:50,008 Herman, do you take Lily Gruesella 1133 01:01:50,143 --> 01:01:52,013 to be your lawfully wedded wife 1134 01:01:52,149 --> 01:01:54,547 until a stake through the heart do you part? 1135 01:01:55,814 --> 01:01:56,616 Oh. 1136 01:01:56,752 --> 01:01:58,780 What a cream puff! 1137 01:01:58,916 --> 01:01:59,916 I do. 1138 01:02:00,753 --> 01:02:01,753 Oh! 1139 01:02:07,923 --> 01:02:11,628 Lily Gruesella, do you take Herman Dillon Munster 1140 01:02:11,764 --> 01:02:15,003 as your husband until a loss of electricity do you part? 1141 01:02:15,999 --> 01:02:16,999 I do! 1142 01:02:20,703 --> 01:02:22,240 If anyone objects to the marriage 1143 01:02:22,376 --> 01:02:25,042 of these two wretched souls, speak now 1144 01:02:25,177 --> 01:02:26,810 or forever hold your peace. 1145 01:02:26,945 --> 01:02:27,976 Yeah, uh. 1146 01:02:30,017 --> 01:02:33,153 I was just gonna say, good luck. 1147 01:02:33,288 --> 01:02:35,287 You're gonna need it with that big dope. 1148 01:02:38,496 --> 01:02:39,823 I now pronounce. 1149 01:02:39,958 --> 01:02:41,191 I now pronounce. 1150 01:02:41,326 --> 01:02:42,826 I now pronounce. I now pronounce. 1151 01:02:42,961 --> 01:02:43,961 I now pronounce. 1152 01:02:45,964 --> 01:02:46,964 Whoopsie. 1153 01:02:48,304 --> 01:02:51,138 I now pronounce you Mr. and Mrs. Munster. 1154 01:02:52,640 --> 01:02:53,837 Oh yeah. 1155 01:02:58,581 --> 01:03:00,044 Pardon me. 1156 01:03:00,180 --> 01:03:01,478 Could someone please call 911? 1157 01:03:03,917 --> 01:03:05,185 Come on, Hermie. 1158 01:03:05,320 --> 01:03:07,554 Mrs. Munster wants to start her new life. 1159 01:03:07,689 --> 01:03:09,017 Mrs. Munster. 1160 01:03:10,757 --> 01:03:11,757 Bye! 1161 01:03:14,900 --> 01:03:18,301 He's your bloody problem now, mate. 1162 01:03:54,738 --> 01:03:56,368 Oh, there's Lester. 1163 01:04:02,571 --> 01:04:03,647 Did I miss the wedding? 1164 01:04:03,782 --> 01:04:06,246 As a matter of fact, you did. 1165 01:04:06,381 --> 01:04:10,477 Well, then, let me take this opportunity 1166 01:04:10,613 --> 01:04:14,490 to congratulate my baby sister 1167 01:04:14,626 --> 01:04:17,358 and um, my new partner. 1168 01:04:17,494 --> 01:04:18,795 Scram. 1169 01:04:18,930 --> 01:04:20,392 Let's make some money, brother! 1170 01:04:28,300 --> 01:04:29,580 That Lester, what a character. 1171 01:04:29,606 --> 01:04:30,606 Gotta love him. 1172 01:04:31,475 --> 01:04:32,701 Ha, ha. 1173 01:04:32,836 --> 01:04:34,153 What exactly was Lester talking about? 1174 01:04:34,177 --> 01:04:35,609 You didn't give him money, did you? 1175 01:04:35,744 --> 01:04:37,204 Money? No! 1176 01:04:37,339 --> 01:04:38,542 He's just tipsy. 1177 01:04:38,677 --> 01:04:40,676 You know how wolves get after a few too many. 1178 01:04:40,811 --> 01:04:43,050 I know, my sweet, adorable Hermie baby 1179 01:04:43,185 --> 01:04:44,614 wouldn't be dumb enough to get into 1180 01:04:44,749 --> 01:04:47,116 a lame brain business scheme with Lester. 1181 01:04:47,252 --> 01:04:48,821 Business? With Lester? 1182 01:04:48,957 --> 01:04:49,957 Don't be ridiculous. 1183 01:04:51,088 --> 01:04:52,358 Ha, ha. 1184 01:04:52,493 --> 01:04:54,107 Good, I would hate to think I just threw 1185 01:04:54,131 --> 01:04:55,999 my life away marrying a blockhead. 1186 01:04:58,828 --> 01:05:01,631 The castle is now official yours. 1187 01:05:08,640 --> 01:05:10,506 Ah, it appears your brother-in-law 1188 01:05:10,641 --> 01:05:13,141 is as stupid in the brain as you. 1189 01:05:15,313 --> 01:05:16,313 What about my green? 1190 01:05:21,449 --> 01:05:22,718 That's it? 1191 01:05:22,854 --> 01:05:25,920 That is what is left for you after our cut. 1192 01:05:26,055 --> 01:05:30,660 My advice to you, don't borrow money from Zoya. 1193 01:05:30,796 --> 01:05:33,761 Trust me, you ain't never seeing me again. 1194 01:05:33,897 --> 01:05:36,398 Next time we won't be so hospitable. 1195 01:05:36,534 --> 01:05:37,734 There won't be no next time. 1196 01:05:37,842 --> 01:05:40,041 I'm going straight to Las Vegas. 1197 01:05:40,177 --> 01:05:42,841 So I can quadruple my pitiful stack. 1198 01:05:42,976 --> 01:05:44,206 Ha, ha. 1199 01:05:44,341 --> 01:05:45,878 Wolf never learn. 1200 01:05:46,013 --> 01:05:47,615 Wolf is stupid. 1201 01:05:59,222 --> 01:06:00,463 Merci! 1202 01:06:00,599 --> 01:06:02,224 French fries. 1203 01:06:02,359 --> 01:06:04,292 Oh, look up there! 1204 01:06:04,427 --> 01:06:05,864 Tres magnifique! 1205 01:06:06,000 --> 01:06:07,701 So, romantic. 1206 01:06:15,939 --> 01:06:19,214 I hate to say it, but old Paris is overrated. 1207 01:06:21,847 --> 01:06:24,714 These are some of the homeliest people I've ever seen. 1208 01:06:25,889 --> 01:06:27,422 I noticed that too. 1209 01:06:27,558 --> 01:06:30,885 And they sure have a funny way of reacting to foreigners. 1210 01:06:31,020 --> 01:06:32,926 Some of these customs seem downright rude. 1211 01:06:33,061 --> 01:06:35,032 Well, wait a second. 1212 01:06:36,964 --> 01:06:38,627 I almost forgot. 1213 01:06:38,763 --> 01:06:40,367 I think this will solve our problem. 1214 01:06:43,108 --> 01:06:45,537 We'll have no trouble blending in. 1215 01:06:47,041 --> 01:06:48,769 Oh, pookie! 1216 01:06:48,905 --> 01:06:51,213 You look so continental and suave. 1217 01:06:52,880 --> 01:06:56,343 I hope they don't confuse me for Maurice Chevalier. 1218 01:07:21,806 --> 01:07:24,041 Oh, what a beautiful sculpture. 1219 01:07:37,961 --> 01:07:39,426 Hey look, a mime. 1220 01:07:41,092 --> 01:07:42,774 That's the height of French culture, very classy. 1221 01:07:42,798 --> 01:07:45,663 Oh right about now I think I could use some culture. 1222 01:07:57,540 --> 01:07:58,647 Sacre bleu! 1223 01:08:17,329 --> 01:08:18,329 I don't get it. 1224 01:08:19,568 --> 01:08:21,168 That's the loudest mime I've ever seen. 1225 01:08:21,231 --> 01:08:24,067 Must be that new modern mime I was reading about. 1226 01:08:24,202 --> 01:08:25,499 Oh. 1227 01:08:25,635 --> 01:08:26,638 Oh, Hermie, look. 1228 01:08:30,815 --> 01:08:32,373 Oh, he's so cute. 1229 01:08:32,508 --> 01:08:33,848 What a sweetie. 1230 01:08:33,984 --> 01:08:36,050 Oh, what's it say? 1231 01:08:36,186 --> 01:08:38,114 Monstre les egouts de Paris. 1232 01:08:38,249 --> 01:08:39,451 Huh? 1233 01:08:39,587 --> 01:08:41,252 Monster haunts the sewers of Paris. 1234 01:08:41,388 --> 01:08:43,285 Oh, ho, ho! Oh, goodie! 1235 01:08:43,420 --> 01:08:44,727 Let's go. 1236 01:08:44,862 --> 01:08:46,053 What a fun town! 1237 01:09:11,714 --> 01:09:13,981 This is so romantic. 1238 01:09:14,117 --> 01:09:15,916 It reminds me of the old neighborhood. 1239 01:09:16,051 --> 01:09:18,327 Oh, I'm surprised it's so empty. 1240 01:09:18,462 --> 01:09:20,395 I thought it would be crawling with tourists. 1241 01:09:22,398 --> 01:09:24,201 Oh, well this is why it's empty. 1242 01:09:25,363 --> 01:09:26,368 It's closed. 1243 01:09:27,265 --> 01:09:28,501 Oh! 1244 01:09:28,637 --> 01:09:30,537 I so wanted to find that little cutie. 1245 01:09:33,042 --> 01:09:34,101 Stand back. 1246 01:09:56,802 --> 01:09:58,129 Oh, Hermie. 1247 01:09:58,264 --> 01:09:59,500 You're so manly. 1248 01:10:04,435 --> 01:10:05,708 After you. 1249 01:10:17,188 --> 01:10:19,619 Oh, I think I hear something. 1250 01:10:26,094 --> 01:10:27,094 There it goes! 1251 01:10:27,193 --> 01:10:28,193 Ah! 1252 01:10:39,811 --> 01:10:41,041 Herman. 1253 01:10:43,143 --> 01:10:44,241 Herman. 1254 01:10:56,026 --> 01:10:57,393 Oh, he's adorable! 1255 01:11:05,332 --> 01:11:06,336 Boy oh boy. 1256 01:11:07,466 --> 01:11:08,466 Boy, that is nice. 1257 01:11:08,501 --> 01:11:11,431 That is very, very nice. 1258 01:11:11,567 --> 01:11:12,870 Wow. 1259 01:11:13,005 --> 01:11:16,010 Look at this neck, it's completely natural. 1260 01:11:16,146 --> 01:11:18,275 Yeah, boy, look at that. 1261 01:11:19,247 --> 01:11:20,116 That's what I say. 1262 01:11:20,251 --> 01:11:23,052 I'm really a leg man, myself. 1263 01:11:23,187 --> 01:11:25,421 Preferably two if possible. 1264 01:11:28,421 --> 01:11:29,289 What's that? 1265 01:11:29,424 --> 01:11:31,288 Special delivery, my Lord. 1266 01:11:31,423 --> 01:11:34,089 From Zoya Krupp. 1267 01:11:34,823 --> 01:11:36,595 Zoya Krupp? 1268 01:11:36,730 --> 01:11:38,267 Why does that name sound familiar? 1269 01:11:38,402 --> 01:11:41,062 I believe you were once married. 1270 01:11:41,197 --> 01:11:42,904 You know what, Igor, you're right. 1271 01:11:43,040 --> 01:11:43,764 I was married. 1272 01:11:43,900 --> 01:11:45,099 Let me tell ya something. 1273 01:11:45,235 --> 01:11:46,735 I really dodged a stake with this one. 1274 01:11:46,871 --> 01:11:48,608 Yeah, she was a little wacky. 1275 01:11:48,744 --> 01:11:51,410 And she swore she would get revenge on me. 1276 01:11:51,545 --> 01:11:53,915 But you know, they all say that. 1277 01:11:57,049 --> 01:12:01,957 My dear Count, as you once broke Zoya's heart 1278 01:12:02,093 --> 01:12:05,093 I now return the favor. 1279 01:12:05,228 --> 01:12:07,287 Enjoy being a peasant. 1280 01:12:10,902 --> 01:12:11,935 Good news? 1281 01:12:12,070 --> 01:12:13,334 We're being evicted! 1282 01:12:13,469 --> 01:12:16,999 How is this pa, pa, possible? 1283 01:12:17,135 --> 01:12:19,909 Because, I have a complete numbskull 1284 01:12:20,044 --> 01:12:21,301 for a son-in-law! 1285 01:12:33,253 --> 01:12:34,253 Huh? 1286 01:12:36,223 --> 01:12:38,962 Lily! 1287 01:12:39,097 --> 01:12:40,661 Your lover boy Herman 1288 01:12:42,264 --> 01:12:43,631 is getting lonely. 1289 01:12:45,093 --> 01:12:47,837 Almost ready, pookie bear! 1290 01:13:00,410 --> 01:13:02,782 How's the newest member of our family doing? 1291 01:13:04,754 --> 01:13:07,149 Oh, he's being just as cute as can be. 1292 01:13:08,291 --> 01:13:09,519 What should we name him? 1293 01:13:09,655 --> 01:13:12,295 I was thinking, Spot. 1294 01:13:12,431 --> 01:13:14,629 You know, he looks like a Spot. 1295 01:13:25,472 --> 01:13:26,539 Oh, oh, goodie. 1296 01:13:26,674 --> 01:13:28,741 That's the champagne I ordered. 1297 01:13:28,877 --> 01:13:31,741 Room service at this hotel is terrible. 1298 01:13:31,876 --> 01:13:33,076 Every time I order something 1299 01:13:33,211 --> 01:13:34,787 they just throw it at me from across the hall. 1300 01:13:34,811 --> 01:13:36,477 Oh, Herman. 1301 01:13:36,613 --> 01:13:38,982 You have to remember, we're not in Transylvania anymore. 1302 01:13:39,117 --> 01:13:40,847 They do things differently over here. 1303 01:13:40,983 --> 01:13:42,824 Tell me about it. 1304 01:13:42,960 --> 01:13:46,522 I can't follow the plot of this Woody Woodpecker cartoon 1305 01:13:46,657 --> 01:13:47,657 to save my life. 1306 01:13:48,724 --> 01:13:49,823 Oh. 1307 01:13:59,375 --> 01:14:00,400 Bonjour, mademoiselle. 1308 01:14:11,518 --> 01:14:12,588 Merci beacoup. 1309 01:14:26,028 --> 01:14:27,537 Sweetie, I'm ready. 1310 01:14:30,535 --> 01:14:31,535 Father! 1311 01:14:33,000 --> 01:14:34,467 What's going on? 1312 01:14:34,603 --> 01:14:38,137 This halfwit, blockhead dummy you married 1313 01:14:38,272 --> 01:14:40,281 just signed over our castle 1314 01:14:40,416 --> 01:14:41,782 to my crazy ex, Zoya. 1315 01:14:45,349 --> 01:14:47,484 Well Lester said, if I didn't swerve then... 1316 01:14:47,619 --> 01:14:49,117 No, wait. 1317 01:14:49,253 --> 01:14:52,124 If I don't curve that I don't swerve. 1318 01:14:52,260 --> 01:14:56,060 Oh Herman, how could you let Lester drag you into this? 1319 01:14:56,195 --> 01:14:58,432 Yeah, now thanks to swervy curvy here, 1320 01:14:58,567 --> 01:15:00,064 we are effectively homeless. 1321 01:15:02,531 --> 01:15:05,106 Well, there's only one thing left to do. 1322 01:15:05,242 --> 01:15:06,242 What's that? 1323 01:15:07,946 --> 01:15:10,146 I'm gonna hold my breath until we get the castle back. 1324 01:15:14,077 --> 01:15:15,346 What are we going to do? 1325 01:15:15,481 --> 01:15:16,684 Oh. 1326 01:15:16,820 --> 01:15:18,292 Who's that lawyer that's always advertising 1327 01:15:18,316 --> 01:15:20,248 in the back of the Transylvania Gazette? 1328 01:15:20,384 --> 01:15:22,486 The one that says he can win any case? 1329 01:15:22,621 --> 01:15:24,092 Shady Ma Go on! 1330 01:15:24,227 --> 01:15:25,518 I know him. 1331 01:15:25,653 --> 01:15:27,173 There's not an honest bone in his body. 1332 01:15:27,259 --> 01:15:30,030 He's untrustworthy, unethical, and immoral. 1333 01:15:30,166 --> 01:15:31,359 Good. 1334 01:15:31,494 --> 01:15:33,054 I will give him a call when we get back. 1335 01:15:49,420 --> 01:15:50,650 ♪ Who's the freak ♪ 1336 01:15:50,785 --> 01:15:52,220 ♪ With the claws for hands ♪ 1337 01:15:52,355 --> 01:15:53,683 ♪ Oh no ♪ 1338 01:15:53,818 --> 01:15:55,956 ♪ It's Zombo! ♪ 1339 01:15:56,091 --> 01:16:00,228 ♪ Who's the boss of Creepyland, the king ♪ 1340 01:16:00,364 --> 01:16:02,724 ♪ It's Zombo ♪ 1341 01:16:07,670 --> 01:16:09,732 So you've looked at our case. 1342 01:16:15,442 --> 01:16:16,672 Right. 1343 01:16:16,807 --> 01:16:17,944 Okay, lightning. 1344 01:16:23,850 --> 01:16:25,116 Yes, I understand, shark. 1345 01:16:28,950 --> 01:16:29,685 Right. 1346 01:16:29,821 --> 01:16:30,821 Lunar eclipse. 1347 01:16:35,496 --> 01:16:37,366 Well, thank you. 1348 01:16:37,502 --> 01:16:38,926 Hey, that sounded promising. 1349 01:16:39,061 --> 01:16:40,859 What did they say? 1350 01:16:40,995 --> 01:16:42,478 We have a better chance than being struck by lightning 1351 01:16:42,502 --> 01:16:45,198 while being attacked by a shark during a lunar eclipse. 1352 01:16:45,333 --> 01:16:47,506 In other words, we have no case. 1353 01:16:47,642 --> 01:16:49,075 What are we going to do? 1354 01:16:49,210 --> 01:16:52,214 Ha, why don't you ask magna cum dum-dum over there 1355 01:16:52,350 --> 01:16:53,572 what we're gonna do. 1356 01:16:53,708 --> 01:16:56,283 He's the one who got us into this mess. 1357 01:16:56,419 --> 01:16:57,687 Friar Zombo. 1358 01:16:57,822 --> 01:17:01,354 The most handsome man in Hollywood, California. 1359 01:17:01,489 --> 01:17:02,489 Herman! 1360 01:17:03,920 --> 01:17:04,920 Herman Munster! 1361 01:17:06,023 --> 01:17:07,525 Did you hear that? 1362 01:17:07,660 --> 01:17:08,660 Hear what? 1363 01:17:08,729 --> 01:17:10,362 Hollywood, California. 1364 01:17:10,497 --> 01:17:11,629 So? 1365 01:17:11,764 --> 01:17:12,933 I was thinking. 1366 01:17:13,068 --> 01:17:15,402 Please, please, please, do us a favor. 1367 01:17:15,537 --> 01:17:16,768 No more thinking. 1368 01:17:16,904 --> 01:17:18,044 As I was saying before I was 1369 01:17:18,068 --> 01:17:19,071 so rudely interrupted. 1370 01:17:21,209 --> 01:17:24,479 If that guy's a star, imagine what'll happen 1371 01:17:24,614 --> 01:17:26,115 when they get a look at me. 1372 01:17:26,250 --> 01:17:27,106 I'm a 10. 1373 01:17:27,242 --> 01:17:29,410 Zombo's a seven at best. 1374 01:17:29,546 --> 01:17:31,950 That man on the boob tube has actual talent. 1375 01:17:32,086 --> 01:17:35,087 Oh Herman, you can't be serious. 1376 01:17:35,222 --> 01:17:36,568 I don't wanna leave our beloved home country 1377 01:17:36,592 --> 01:17:38,592 and move to Tinseltown. 1378 01:17:38,727 --> 01:17:40,058 Crumble Creature Crackers. 1379 01:17:40,194 --> 01:17:42,257 As head of this household, I've decided. 1380 01:17:42,392 --> 01:17:44,261 Take it out of the box like this. 1381 01:17:44,396 --> 01:17:46,734 The Munsters have out grown Transylvania! 1382 01:17:46,870 --> 01:17:49,767 And then you destroy it in the bowl! 1383 01:17:49,902 --> 01:17:51,570 Hey, what about me? 1384 01:17:51,705 --> 01:17:52,502 What about you? 1385 01:17:52,638 --> 01:17:54,304 Lily. 1386 01:17:54,439 --> 01:17:56,438 You're not gonna let your lame brain husband 1387 01:17:56,573 --> 01:18:00,744 abandon your poor, old, broken down father. 1388 01:18:00,880 --> 01:18:02,917 Oh, of course not. 1389 01:18:03,748 --> 01:18:04,946 Herman. 1390 01:18:05,082 --> 01:18:06,082 Okay, he can come too. 1391 01:18:07,419 --> 01:18:08,568 But all your junk stays here in Transylvania. 1392 01:18:08,592 --> 01:18:10,419 Including that freeloading Igor! 1393 01:18:12,428 --> 01:18:13,195 No offense. 1394 01:18:13,331 --> 01:18:14,789 None taken. 1395 01:18:14,924 --> 01:18:15,924 Oh. 1396 01:18:15,961 --> 01:18:17,090 This is a fresh start. 1397 01:18:17,226 --> 01:18:18,795 All you get is one box. 1398 01:18:18,931 --> 01:18:21,232 One box is all I need. 1399 01:18:34,450 --> 01:18:35,644 Perfect. 1400 01:18:35,780 --> 01:18:36,944 Perfect. 1401 01:18:37,079 --> 01:18:38,613 Well, Igor. 1402 01:18:38,748 --> 01:18:42,048 This is gonna put a little flutter in your wings. 1403 01:18:45,157 --> 01:18:46,726 Are you sure about this, sir? 1404 01:18:46,861 --> 01:18:48,622 I'm getting on a bit in age 1405 01:18:48,757 --> 01:18:51,158 and I could suffer from the side effects 1406 01:18:51,293 --> 01:18:53,466 of the transformation. 1407 01:18:53,602 --> 01:18:54,998 Oh come on. 1408 01:18:55,134 --> 01:18:57,000 What's a couple side effects? 1409 01:18:57,135 --> 01:18:59,371 Um, perhaps I should stay. 1410 01:18:59,507 --> 01:19:03,977 I noticed Lord Grimsby is canvassing for a new pool boy. 1411 01:19:04,113 --> 01:19:07,680 Trust me, Grimsby Manor has no pool. 1412 01:19:07,815 --> 01:19:09,314 Then why would he... 1413 01:19:09,449 --> 01:19:11,188 Look, do you wanna go to America with me or not? 1414 01:19:11,212 --> 01:19:12,212 Well... 1415 01:19:14,181 --> 01:19:15,017 Yeah. 1416 01:19:15,152 --> 01:19:16,386 He, he, bottoms up! 1417 01:19:17,796 --> 01:19:19,754 Oh, that's what Lord Grimsby said. 1418 01:19:19,890 --> 01:19:20,890 Ha, ha. 1419 01:19:21,892 --> 01:19:22,892 Mm. 1420 01:19:36,139 --> 01:19:37,139 It's not working. 1421 01:19:43,218 --> 01:19:46,280 Something homey with an old world flare. 1422 01:19:46,416 --> 01:19:48,357 Preferably a tomb with a view. 1423 01:19:48,493 --> 01:19:49,624 That would be nice. 1424 01:19:49,760 --> 01:19:51,620 Tell her nothing too showy. 1425 01:19:51,755 --> 01:19:54,061 We don't wanna be the talk of the neighborhood. 1426 01:19:54,196 --> 01:19:56,895 It'll be bad enough once they get a look at me. 1427 01:19:57,031 --> 01:19:58,191 Paparazzi will be everywhere. 1428 01:19:58,326 --> 01:20:00,062 Oh, I agree. 1429 01:20:00,198 --> 01:20:02,037 Yes, nothing too showy. 1430 01:20:02,172 --> 01:20:04,570 We're just your typical family looking to blend in. 1431 01:20:04,706 --> 01:20:05,974 Yeah, yeah. 1432 01:20:06,110 --> 01:20:09,071 I believe I have just what you're looking for. 1433 01:20:09,207 --> 01:20:11,237 It's a beautiful property 1434 01:20:11,373 --> 01:20:13,713 on a very quiet street. 1435 01:20:13,848 --> 01:20:15,544 Oh, I do love quiet. 1436 01:20:15,679 --> 01:20:17,953 I just can't take a noisy tomb anymore. 1437 01:20:20,089 --> 01:20:21,948 The market in that area is booming, 1438 01:20:22,084 --> 01:20:25,885 but if we move quick, we can snatch up that last unit. 1439 01:20:26,021 --> 01:20:28,589 If it's booming why is there still a house available? 1440 01:20:28,725 --> 01:20:31,897 Well, there is a situation on the street 1441 01:20:32,032 --> 01:20:33,628 that needs to be relocated. 1442 01:20:33,763 --> 01:20:36,330 But once it goes, so will the last house. 1443 01:20:36,465 --> 01:20:37,585 We'll be arriving tomorrow 1444 01:20:37,632 --> 01:20:40,072 on Air Transylvania flight 666. 1445 01:20:40,208 --> 01:20:42,611 Oh, Mrs. Munster, I must warn you 1446 01:20:42,746 --> 01:20:44,178 I'm going to be heading straight 1447 01:20:44,313 --> 01:20:46,805 to a Halloween party after we visit the property. 1448 01:20:46,941 --> 01:20:49,912 So, don't be shocked by my appearance. 1449 01:20:50,047 --> 01:20:52,181 Um, okay. 1450 01:20:52,317 --> 01:20:54,321 Well, we'll see you tomorrow. 1451 01:20:54,457 --> 01:20:55,181 Goodbye. 1452 01:20:55,316 --> 01:20:56,621 Bye-bye. 1453 01:20:56,756 --> 01:20:57,492 Hm. 1454 01:20:57,627 --> 01:20:58,988 That was strange. 1455 01:20:59,124 --> 01:21:00,124 What was strange? 1456 01:21:00,159 --> 01:21:01,491 For some reason the poor woman 1457 01:21:01,627 --> 01:21:04,089 was afraid we'd be shocked by her appearance. 1458 01:21:04,225 --> 01:21:07,795 Women, they're always so concerned about their looks. 1459 01:21:07,930 --> 01:21:10,032 Not everyone can be as beautiful as you, my dear. 1460 01:21:10,167 --> 01:21:11,435 No, I guess not. 1461 01:21:13,777 --> 01:21:14,943 Good afternoon 1462 01:21:15,079 --> 01:21:20,378 and welcome to Air Transylvania flight 666. 1463 01:21:20,514 --> 01:21:24,179 We have a flying time of 22 hours and 47 minutes 1464 01:21:24,314 --> 01:21:26,681 to Los Angeles today. 1465 01:21:26,816 --> 01:21:28,656 Oh, it sure was nice of that flight attendant 1466 01:21:28,683 --> 01:21:30,118 to bump us up to first class. 1467 01:21:30,254 --> 01:21:32,354 First class, baby! 1468 01:21:32,489 --> 01:21:33,820 Although it was a bit strange 1469 01:21:33,955 --> 01:21:35,632 when all the other first class passengers moved 1470 01:21:35,656 --> 01:21:37,333 to the back of the plane. 1471 01:21:37,468 --> 01:21:39,461 Lily, my dear. 1472 01:21:39,597 --> 01:21:40,804 How many times must I remind you, 1473 01:21:40,828 --> 01:21:42,864 the average person isn't accustomed 1474 01:21:43,000 --> 01:21:47,702 to being around people of such fine breeding of person. 1475 01:21:49,979 --> 01:21:51,807 Oh, I suppose you're right. 1476 01:21:51,943 --> 01:21:54,681 But still, the way she was pushing and shoving everyone. 1477 01:21:54,817 --> 01:21:56,209 It was a bit aggressive. 1478 01:21:56,344 --> 01:21:57,580 Where is she? 1479 01:21:57,715 --> 01:21:59,421 You know what, I could go for another one. 1480 01:21:59,557 --> 01:22:02,090 Hey, yoo hoo! 1481 01:22:02,226 --> 01:22:04,106 I could go for another one of these drinky poos. 1482 01:22:06,387 --> 01:22:07,823 Over here. 1483 01:22:07,959 --> 01:22:09,189 Hi. 1484 01:22:10,195 --> 01:22:11,728 Can, can I help you? 1485 01:22:11,864 --> 01:22:13,984 I would like another one of these delightful drinks. 1486 01:22:15,167 --> 01:22:16,329 What do you call this? 1487 01:22:16,464 --> 01:22:17,506 Shirley Temple. 1488 01:22:17,642 --> 01:22:19,199 It's very strong. 1489 01:22:20,202 --> 01:22:21,202 Okay. 1490 01:22:42,433 --> 01:22:43,690 Oh. 1491 01:22:43,826 --> 01:22:45,864 - Here you go. - Thank you, dear. 1492 01:22:46,000 --> 01:22:47,067 You know, statistically, 1493 01:22:47,203 --> 01:22:48,697 flying is the safest way to travel. 1494 01:22:51,365 --> 01:22:53,640 Oh. 1495 01:23:07,422 --> 01:23:10,457 Welcome to beautiful Los Angeles. 1496 01:23:10,593 --> 01:23:16,592 The local time here is 12:47 and it's a balmy 79 degrees. 1497 01:23:16,727 --> 01:23:18,833 Thanks for flying Air Transylvania. 1498 01:23:18,969 --> 01:23:20,234 Oh, here comes our luggage. 1499 01:23:21,630 --> 01:23:22,962 Talk about service, he, he! 1500 01:23:28,746 --> 01:23:29,804 Um, where's Herman? 1501 01:23:31,075 --> 01:23:32,075 Herman! 1502 01:23:35,884 --> 01:23:36,884 Here he comes. 1503 01:23:39,622 --> 01:23:40,622 Oh. 1504 01:23:46,553 --> 01:23:47,553 I'll never 1505 01:23:48,723 --> 01:23:50,264 drink another Shirley Temple 1506 01:23:51,626 --> 01:23:52,626 for as long as I live. 1507 01:23:55,104 --> 01:23:56,665 How do I know where they are? 1508 01:23:56,801 --> 01:23:59,102 Maybe they got wise to the situation. 1509 01:24:00,508 --> 01:24:02,068 That's true, they are from Transylvania. 1510 01:24:04,281 --> 01:24:05,791 Oh, wait, wait a minute. I think this is them. 1511 01:24:05,815 --> 01:24:06,980 Okay, I gotta go. 1512 01:24:07,116 --> 01:24:09,948 Time for me to work my magic. 1513 01:24:10,084 --> 01:24:11,516 Oh dear. 1514 01:24:16,455 --> 01:24:18,017 Greetings from Transylvania. 1515 01:24:29,965 --> 01:24:31,636 That's a strange way of saying hello. 1516 01:24:31,771 --> 01:24:34,502 Oh, I guess we're gonna have to get used to it. 1517 01:24:34,637 --> 01:24:35,845 It ain't easy being beautiful. 1518 01:24:35,869 --> 01:24:38,875 Tell me about it. He, he! 1519 01:24:39,011 --> 01:24:40,548 Miss. 1520 01:24:40,683 --> 01:24:41,508 Miss? 1521 01:24:41,644 --> 01:24:42,644 - Ah. - Miss, wake up. 1522 01:24:46,982 --> 01:24:50,350 I assume you're the ma, Munsters? 1523 01:24:50,486 --> 01:24:51,919 I'm Herman. 1524 01:24:52,054 --> 01:24:54,396 And this is my darling better half Lily. 1525 01:24:54,532 --> 01:24:55,532 Hello. 1526 01:24:56,661 --> 01:24:58,167 Oh, and that thing over there is 1527 01:24:59,167 --> 01:25:00,868 my father-in-law the Count. 1528 01:25:01,003 --> 01:25:02,197 Pleased to meet you. 1529 01:25:02,333 --> 01:25:03,935 Oh yeah, uh. 1530 01:25:04,071 --> 01:25:04,705 Here you go. 1531 01:25:04,841 --> 01:25:05,564 Here you go. 1532 01:25:05,700 --> 01:25:07,040 - Ah! - Oh. 1533 01:25:07,176 --> 01:25:09,541 So nice to meet you in person. 1534 01:25:09,676 --> 01:25:12,071 Those costumes really threw me for a loop. 1535 01:25:13,416 --> 01:25:15,712 And I thought I was taking it to an extreme. 1536 01:25:15,848 --> 01:25:19,346 Uh, well way to get in the spirit of the day. 1537 01:25:19,481 --> 01:25:20,481 Thank you. 1538 01:25:21,255 --> 01:25:22,587 What spirit is that exactly? 1539 01:25:24,255 --> 01:25:25,255 Oh, you! 1540 01:25:26,890 --> 01:25:29,724 Okay, my car is parked right out front. 1541 01:25:29,859 --> 01:25:31,926 I'm just gonna grab my keys, okay. 1542 01:25:33,998 --> 01:25:37,530 I think when she said shocking she meant gorgeous, huh? 1543 01:25:37,665 --> 01:25:39,575 Bow-chica-wow-wow. 1544 01:25:41,103 --> 01:25:42,863 Father, please keep your fangs to yourself. 1545 01:25:42,913 --> 01:25:44,371 Yeah, don't blow this. 1546 01:25:44,506 --> 01:25:45,978 Follow me. 1547 01:25:48,677 --> 01:25:49,677 - Hi! - Hey! 1548 01:25:57,456 --> 01:25:59,954 Lily, I want a picture of you. 1549 01:26:01,425 --> 01:26:02,726 I don't feel good. 1550 01:26:04,395 --> 01:26:05,399 Oh, oh, oh! 1551 01:26:38,761 --> 01:26:41,127 Just in case you're wondering, 1552 01:26:41,262 --> 01:26:42,812 this is the party I'm all gussied up for. 1553 01:26:42,836 --> 01:26:45,670 The residents throw a big Halloween bash every year. 1554 01:26:47,642 --> 01:26:50,345 Boy we sure picked a happening area. 1555 01:26:50,480 --> 01:26:51,919 I'm getting a little worried we might be 1556 01:26:51,943 --> 01:26:54,311 too boring for this hipster neighborhood. 1557 01:26:54,446 --> 01:26:55,980 Speak for yourself. 1558 01:26:56,115 --> 01:27:00,447 I'm always the first on the dance floor at every funeral. 1559 01:27:00,582 --> 01:27:01,582 I bet you are. 1560 01:27:06,358 --> 01:27:07,492 Happy Halloween! 1561 01:27:07,628 --> 01:27:10,128 Oh my, what beautiful children. 1562 01:27:10,263 --> 01:27:11,463 Trick or treat! 1563 01:27:11,598 --> 01:27:12,841 Are you planning on having kids? 1564 01:27:12,865 --> 01:27:14,111 Well, I'm a little young for children. 1565 01:27:14,135 --> 01:27:16,336 I'm only 150. 1566 01:27:16,472 --> 01:27:18,037 Although, you know what they say? 1567 01:27:18,173 --> 01:27:19,369 What, what's that? 1568 01:27:19,504 --> 01:27:21,541 150 is the new 100. 1569 01:27:22,713 --> 01:27:23,545 Oh. 1570 01:27:23,681 --> 01:27:24,746 Oh! 1571 01:27:27,851 --> 01:27:28,977 You are a trip! 1572 01:27:30,118 --> 01:27:31,118 Ha, ha, ha! 1573 01:27:32,714 --> 01:27:34,152 I'm a trip? 1574 01:27:34,287 --> 01:27:35,756 Hollywood lingo. 1575 01:27:35,891 --> 01:27:36,891 Oh! 1576 01:27:40,129 --> 01:27:41,158 Well, what'd ya think? 1577 01:27:41,293 --> 01:27:42,027 Cute, right? 1578 01:27:42,162 --> 01:27:46,060 Oh my! Herman. 1579 01:27:47,464 --> 01:27:48,165 I know it. 1580 01:27:48,301 --> 01:27:49,168 It's perfect. 1581 01:27:49,304 --> 01:27:51,169 It's more than perfect. 1582 01:27:51,305 --> 01:27:52,671 It's breath taking. 1583 01:27:54,202 --> 01:27:55,835 I've always wanted to be featured 1584 01:27:55,970 --> 01:27:57,412 in Better Tombs and Gardens. 1585 01:28:03,153 --> 01:28:06,216 Uh, okay, crazy jokesters. 1586 01:28:06,351 --> 01:28:07,351 Follow me. 1587 01:28:08,887 --> 01:28:10,882 Herman, why is she walking towards 1588 01:28:11,018 --> 01:28:13,692 that hideous monstrosity? 1589 01:28:13,827 --> 01:28:16,130 I think Barbara is trying to swindle us 1590 01:28:16,266 --> 01:28:18,557 into buying that abomination. 1591 01:28:18,693 --> 01:28:21,564 She must think we're yokels straight off the garlic wagon. 1592 01:28:21,700 --> 01:28:24,468 Oh! Herman, deal with this. 1593 01:28:24,603 --> 01:28:26,274 Show her who you're made of. 1594 01:28:26,410 --> 01:28:28,036 Yeah, you're the man of the house. 1595 01:28:29,374 --> 01:28:31,776 Look, Barbara. 1596 01:28:36,343 --> 01:28:39,179 I must inform you that we Munsters, 1597 01:28:40,256 --> 01:28:41,885 we're not born yesterday. 1598 01:28:42,020 --> 01:28:43,751 I mean, some of my parts were, of course. 1599 01:28:43,887 --> 01:28:45,526 But that's besides the point. 1600 01:28:47,360 --> 01:28:48,360 I want this house. 1601 01:28:49,762 --> 01:28:51,589 And I'm not gonna pay more than... 1602 01:28:51,725 --> 01:28:52,725 Sold. 1603 01:28:52,860 --> 01:28:53,902 Please, please. 1604 01:28:54,038 --> 01:28:55,962 Don't argue with me. 1605 01:28:56,097 --> 01:28:57,182 You'll only embarrass yourself. 1606 01:28:57,206 --> 01:28:58,269 Let's be civilized. 1607 01:28:58,405 --> 01:28:59,405 Oh, whatever you say. 1608 01:28:59,538 --> 01:29:01,006 The house is yours. 1609 01:29:01,141 --> 01:29:02,173 Ha! 1610 01:29:02,308 --> 01:29:03,308 Now, now. 1611 01:29:04,281 --> 01:29:05,645 You don't want me to get tough. 1612 01:29:06,949 --> 01:29:08,445 What? 1613 01:29:08,581 --> 01:29:11,151 Wait, what'd you just say? 1614 01:29:11,286 --> 01:29:13,080 The house is yours. 1615 01:29:13,216 --> 01:29:15,286 This place has been a thorn in my butt 1616 01:29:15,422 --> 01:29:16,522 for the past two years. 1617 01:29:16,658 --> 01:29:18,285 If you wanna buy it and restore it 1618 01:29:18,420 --> 01:29:22,487 to its former glory, then you just go for it, honey. 1619 01:29:22,622 --> 01:29:25,925 And another thing, we don't want one grave moved. 1620 01:29:26,060 --> 01:29:27,931 We're very sociable people. 1621 01:29:29,071 --> 01:29:30,465 Um, okay. 1622 01:29:30,600 --> 01:29:31,835 No problem. 1623 01:29:31,971 --> 01:29:33,673 If you think it looks wonderful now, 1624 01:29:33,808 --> 01:29:36,137 just wait until we get finished with it. 1625 01:29:36,272 --> 01:29:38,204 Oo, I can't wait to start poking around 1626 01:29:38,340 --> 01:29:40,640 the backyard, who knows who I might find! 1627 01:29:42,285 --> 01:29:44,112 So, when do you wanna move in? 1628 01:29:46,288 --> 01:29:47,288 Right now! 1629 01:30:06,604 --> 01:30:08,543 Well, now what? 1630 01:30:09,842 --> 01:30:11,673 We've got the house of our dreams, 1631 01:30:11,808 --> 01:30:13,647 but we are flat broke. 1632 01:30:15,849 --> 01:30:17,717 I guess we all have to get jobs. 1633 01:30:18,814 --> 01:30:19,814 No, no, no. 1634 01:30:21,852 --> 01:30:23,624 I'm the man of the house. 1635 01:30:25,462 --> 01:30:28,222 Tomorrow I'll go out and get a job. 1636 01:30:29,628 --> 01:30:30,829 Doing what, exactly? 1637 01:30:33,533 --> 01:30:34,533 I don't know, I mean. 1638 01:30:35,804 --> 01:30:38,000 I'm pretty sure any business would wanna 1639 01:30:38,136 --> 01:30:39,656 have me around the office as eye candy. 1640 01:30:42,476 --> 01:30:43,476 What's that sound? 1641 01:30:44,976 --> 01:30:46,376 You know what that sounds like? 1642 01:30:46,511 --> 01:30:47,511 A witch burning. 1643 01:30:55,554 --> 01:30:56,554 Lily, come look! 1644 01:30:58,596 --> 01:31:00,353 Well, I guess we should check it out. 1645 01:31:03,364 --> 01:31:04,364 Yeah, okay. 1646 01:31:08,532 --> 01:31:09,234 Oh my. 1647 01:31:09,369 --> 01:31:14,201 ♪♪♪ 1648 01:31:14,337 --> 01:31:16,777 I think now would be the perfect time 1649 01:31:16,912 --> 01:31:18,389 to go out and introduce ourselves to the neighbors. 1650 01:31:18,413 --> 01:31:20,215 That's a grand idea. 1651 01:31:20,350 --> 01:31:21,426 We don't want them thinking 1652 01:31:21,450 --> 01:31:22,117 that the Munsters are snobs. 1653 01:31:22,252 --> 01:31:23,475 Speak for yourself. 1654 01:31:23,610 --> 01:31:25,615 We come from a long line of blue bloods. 1655 01:31:25,751 --> 01:31:27,787 Snobbery is in our veins. 1656 01:31:32,855 --> 01:31:34,425 ♪ Vampire ♪ 1657 01:31:34,560 --> 01:31:38,495 ♪ Vampira ♪ 1658 01:31:38,630 --> 01:31:43,539 ♪ Vampira ♪ 1659 01:31:46,968 --> 01:31:48,440 ♪ Taste ♪ 1660 01:31:48,576 --> 01:31:50,311 ♪ The fresh blood ♪ 1661 01:31:50,446 --> 01:31:53,279 ♪ I feel no remorse ♪ 1662 01:31:53,414 --> 01:31:54,841 ♪ Fly away ♪ 1663 01:31:54,976 --> 01:31:56,449 ♪ Fly away ♪ 1664 01:31:56,584 --> 01:31:59,978 ♪ Fly away home now ♪ 1665 01:32:00,113 --> 01:32:03,519 ♪ The Vampira ♪ 1666 01:32:06,924 --> 01:32:08,421 ♪ Where do you go ♪ 1667 01:32:08,556 --> 01:32:11,358 ♪ When your loved ones drop dead ♪ 1668 01:32:11,493 --> 01:32:16,363 ♪ To Gateman, Good bury, and Graves ♪ 1669 01:32:16,499 --> 01:32:21,104 ♪ What you do when you turn stiff as lead ♪ 1670 01:32:21,239 --> 01:32:26,010 ♪ Call Gateman, Good bury, and Graves ♪ 1671 01:32:28,614 --> 01:32:29,776 Ho, ho, ho! 1672 01:32:29,911 --> 01:32:30,911 Very good. 1673 01:32:32,250 --> 01:32:34,513 It is now time to announce the winner. 1674 01:32:35,957 --> 01:32:37,984 We have been secretly monitoring your attire 1675 01:32:38,120 --> 01:32:39,822 throughout the festivities 1676 01:32:39,957 --> 01:32:41,989 and have made our decisions. 1677 01:32:42,124 --> 01:32:45,327 And all decisions are final. 1678 01:32:45,462 --> 01:32:48,703 Much like the icy touch of the Grim Reaper. 1679 01:32:50,602 --> 01:32:52,799 That was a joke. 1680 01:32:55,509 --> 01:32:56,876 The winner is... 1681 01:32:59,207 --> 01:33:00,839 The Munster family. 1682 01:33:00,974 --> 01:33:01,974 Oh! 1683 01:33:12,960 --> 01:33:15,692 Herman, why is everyone staring at us? 1684 01:33:15,827 --> 01:33:17,561 I think we just won. 1685 01:33:17,696 --> 01:33:18,931 What did we win? 1686 01:33:19,066 --> 01:33:21,395 Well, it's obviously a beauty contest. 1687 01:33:21,530 --> 01:33:23,536 I say we grab the dough and get outta here 1688 01:33:23,672 --> 01:33:25,673 before they change their mind. 1689 01:33:25,809 --> 01:33:28,908 Gaze upon these glorious rags of horror. 1690 01:33:36,544 --> 01:33:39,378 Well, this is quite the welcome. 1691 01:33:39,513 --> 01:33:42,514 You see, my family and I just moved 1692 01:33:42,650 --> 01:33:45,722 to this neighborhood only one hour ago. 1693 01:33:45,858 --> 01:33:47,761 We are now the proud owner 1694 01:33:47,897 --> 01:33:51,528 of that beautiful little number 1313. 1695 01:33:55,362 --> 01:33:56,766 This is my beautiful wife, Lily. 1696 01:33:56,901 --> 01:33:58,772 She's dressed to kill. 1697 01:33:58,908 --> 01:34:01,006 Unfortunately she cooks the same way. 1698 01:34:06,443 --> 01:34:09,040 Oh honey, I think that's quite enough. 1699 01:34:09,176 --> 01:34:10,411 Okay, okay. 1700 01:34:10,546 --> 01:34:12,314 Hey everybody, thanks so much for the mullah. 1701 01:34:12,449 --> 01:34:14,619 And if anyone's hiring, my dopey son-in-law 1702 01:34:14,754 --> 01:34:15,754 is looking for a job. 1703 01:34:15,885 --> 01:34:16,885 Okay, thank you. 1704 01:34:16,951 --> 01:34:18,457 Come on. 1705 01:34:18,593 --> 01:34:19,422 We're number one! 1706 01:34:19,558 --> 01:34:20,294 Okay. 1707 01:34:20,430 --> 01:34:21,430 We're number one! 1708 01:34:24,695 --> 01:34:27,226 Oh my goodness, well I'll have to visit you, thank you. 1709 01:34:27,361 --> 01:34:28,568 A ghost walks into the bar 1710 01:34:28,703 --> 01:34:30,232 and orders a shot of vodka. 1711 01:34:30,367 --> 01:34:31,903 Listen, there's no blood in this. 1712 01:34:32,039 --> 01:34:34,772 I don't know, someone's playing a joke. 1713 01:34:34,907 --> 01:34:36,406 Well, he is, and you know. 1714 01:34:36,542 --> 01:34:39,774 The bartender says, sorry, we don't serve spirits here. 1715 01:34:39,909 --> 01:34:41,248 Ha, ha, ha! 1716 01:34:41,383 --> 01:34:42,841 Oh you're. 1717 01:34:42,977 --> 01:34:44,251 Oh! 1718 01:34:44,386 --> 01:34:45,583 Excuse me. 1719 01:34:45,719 --> 01:34:47,245 Uh, Lily, all right. 1720 01:34:47,381 --> 01:34:49,320 Why don't we go over here? 1721 01:34:49,456 --> 01:34:50,783 Yeah. 1722 01:34:50,919 --> 01:34:52,090 Yeah. 1723 01:34:52,225 --> 01:34:53,263 I've got a million, believe me fellas. 1724 01:34:53,287 --> 01:34:55,095 You're gonna love this. 1725 01:34:55,231 --> 01:34:56,821 Oh. 1726 01:34:56,956 --> 01:34:59,361 Is it true you are looking for gainful employment? 1727 01:34:59,496 --> 01:35:01,995 Because if it is, we might have something 1728 01:35:02,131 --> 01:35:03,762 of interest to you. 1729 01:35:03,897 --> 01:35:06,840 Well, I hope it's in the entertainment business. 1730 01:35:06,975 --> 01:35:09,638 No, we're in the business of death. 1731 01:35:09,773 --> 01:35:13,776 The finest funeral parlor in all of Mockingbird Heights. 1732 01:35:13,912 --> 01:35:15,173 I am Mr. Gateman. 1733 01:35:15,309 --> 01:35:16,516 I am Mr. Good bury. 1734 01:35:16,651 --> 01:35:19,210 And I am Mr. Graves. 1735 01:35:19,345 --> 01:35:20,345 Funeral parlor. 1736 01:35:21,954 --> 01:35:23,453 I think I could dig that. 1737 01:35:23,589 --> 01:35:27,162 We need a man to move some of our larger, uh, clients 1738 01:35:27,297 --> 01:35:29,497 from box to box. 1739 01:35:29,633 --> 01:35:30,898 I've got experience in that. 1740 01:35:31,034 --> 01:35:33,567 We don't like to leave the stiffs lying around 1741 01:35:33,703 --> 01:35:36,194 for more than 48 hours or so. 1742 01:35:36,330 --> 01:35:39,204 They tend to ferment. 1743 01:35:39,339 --> 01:35:41,379 Have you fellas heard about the new glass coffins? 1744 01:35:41,444 --> 01:35:42,970 We have not. 1745 01:35:43,106 --> 01:35:44,976 Are they successful? 1746 01:35:45,111 --> 01:35:47,810 Remains to be seen, Mr. Gateman. 1747 01:35:47,946 --> 01:35:49,477 Remains to be seen. 1748 01:35:58,451 --> 01:36:00,525 After you, my dear. 1749 01:36:05,799 --> 01:36:07,495 Boy, what a fun group. 1750 01:36:09,204 --> 01:36:11,264 I have to admit, I haven't had that much fun 1751 01:36:11,399 --> 01:36:13,565 since storming the Bastille. 1752 01:36:13,701 --> 01:36:15,233 Well, I don't know about you two, 1753 01:36:15,368 --> 01:36:17,439 but I'm exhausted. 1754 01:36:17,574 --> 01:36:19,573 Those neighbors sure can talk your ears off. 1755 01:36:21,209 --> 01:36:22,445 Oh, what's wrong? 1756 01:36:22,581 --> 01:36:24,749 I'm just checking to see if my ears are still there. 1757 01:36:24,884 --> 01:36:26,118 I'd hate to lose one. 1758 01:36:26,253 --> 01:36:27,773 It makes my reading glasses hang funny. 1759 01:36:29,583 --> 01:36:32,525 Okay, I'm gonna hit the slab. 1760 01:36:32,660 --> 01:36:33,660 Good nightmare. 1761 01:36:35,527 --> 01:36:40,264 ♪ Goodnight to you, my dear father-in-law ♪ 1762 01:36:41,835 --> 01:36:42,835 Oh! Garn, darn, darn! 1763 01:36:43,935 --> 01:36:44,702 Oh, Hermie. 1764 01:36:44,838 --> 01:36:46,171 You're so talented. 1765 01:36:49,941 --> 01:36:50,945 I lost you once, 1766 01:36:52,245 --> 01:36:53,947 but now you belong with the dead. 1767 01:36:54,083 --> 01:36:55,811 I want to live, even in this strange... 1768 01:36:55,946 --> 01:36:56,946 Hoo yah! 1769 01:36:59,052 --> 01:37:01,712 Herman, what are you doing? 1770 01:37:01,848 --> 01:37:03,925 I'm just practicing a few moves. 1771 01:37:04,060 --> 01:37:07,124 Thursday night is league night at the parlor. 1772 01:37:07,259 --> 01:37:08,756 Oh, I thought you hated bowling. 1773 01:37:08,891 --> 01:37:11,422 Besides, you haven't even started your new job yet. 1774 01:37:11,558 --> 01:37:13,094 I'm trying to get ready. 1775 01:37:13,230 --> 01:37:14,331 Can't let the fellas down. 1776 01:37:14,466 --> 01:37:16,531 I know but let's not get carried away. 1777 01:37:25,042 --> 01:37:26,510 Come to bed, dear. 1778 01:37:26,645 --> 01:37:28,685 You don't wanna be tired for your first day of work. 1779 01:37:28,775 --> 01:37:30,642 I really like that Mr. Gateman. 1780 01:37:30,778 --> 01:37:32,217 He paid me the nicest compliment. 1781 01:37:33,215 --> 01:37:34,748 Oh, what was it? 1782 01:37:34,883 --> 01:37:38,425 He said, Munster, you have a face for funerals. 1783 01:37:38,560 --> 01:37:39,591 How sweet. 1784 01:37:39,727 --> 01:37:40,727 And how true. 1785 01:37:46,128 --> 01:37:47,128 Still got it. 1786 01:37:56,346 --> 01:37:57,346 Mm! 1787 01:38:00,908 --> 01:38:02,811 So what do you have planned for today? 1788 01:38:02,947 --> 01:38:05,654 Oh, I was gonna hang around the house for a little while. 1789 01:38:05,789 --> 01:38:07,029 See if I could figure out a way 1790 01:38:07,155 --> 01:38:10,352 to turn Igor back into his old self. 1791 01:38:10,487 --> 01:38:11,769 Oh, I kind of like the new Igor. 1792 01:38:11,793 --> 01:38:13,557 He's got a lot more pep. 1793 01:38:13,693 --> 01:38:15,493 Yeah. 1794 01:38:15,629 --> 01:38:16,629 Bawk! 1795 01:38:17,525 --> 01:38:19,224 The time is... get to work. 1796 01:38:19,360 --> 01:38:21,336 Ya big dummy. 1797 01:38:21,471 --> 01:38:22,494 Nevermore. 1798 01:38:22,630 --> 01:38:24,973 Oh golly, I'm gonna be late. 1799 01:38:27,810 --> 01:38:29,341 Don't forget your lunch. 1800 01:38:29,476 --> 01:38:32,069 I made you a special surprise for your first day. 1801 01:38:32,205 --> 01:38:35,342 Chocolate chip cookies shaped like Mickey Mouse? 1802 01:38:35,477 --> 01:38:36,809 You'll find out at lunch. 1803 01:38:39,522 --> 01:38:40,522 Gotta boogie. 1804 01:38:41,283 --> 01:38:42,287 Knock 'em dead! 1805 01:38:43,686 --> 01:38:45,156 I'm pretty sure they already are. 1806 01:38:45,291 --> 01:38:47,559 It's always good to double check. 1807 01:38:47,694 --> 01:38:48,694 Oh! 1808 01:38:49,564 --> 01:38:50,695 Ho, ho! 1809 01:38:50,830 --> 01:38:51,830 Have fun. 1810 01:38:56,538 --> 01:38:57,538 Ugh. 1811 01:39:08,683 --> 01:39:10,111 Oh bummer. 1812 01:39:10,246 --> 01:39:12,376 What a crummy day. 1813 01:39:35,610 --> 01:39:36,610 Ah! 1814 01:39:38,074 --> 01:39:39,203 Ah! 1815 01:39:39,339 --> 01:39:40,339 Oh! 1816 01:39:44,685 --> 01:39:45,685 Ah! 1817 01:39:57,292 --> 01:39:58,292 Lily! Lily! 1818 01:39:58,359 --> 01:39:59,359 Come quick! 1819 01:40:00,197 --> 01:40:01,636 911 emergency! 1820 01:40:01,771 --> 01:40:03,863 Car 54 where are you? 1821 01:40:05,073 --> 01:40:07,104 Herman, what is the matter? 1822 01:40:07,240 --> 01:40:09,243 It's a freak show out there. 1823 01:40:09,378 --> 01:40:13,676 Everywhere ya look, it's more horrible than the next. 1824 01:40:13,811 --> 01:40:16,744 I think we've been invaded by outer space mutants. 1825 01:40:18,251 --> 01:40:20,121 What are you talking about? 1826 01:40:20,256 --> 01:40:21,896 All the beautiful people from last night 1827 01:40:21,983 --> 01:40:26,021 have been replaced by these hideous creatures. 1828 01:40:26,157 --> 01:40:27,157 Oh, Herman. 1829 01:40:27,291 --> 01:40:29,163 Don't be so dramatic. 1830 01:40:29,298 --> 01:40:31,258 Everybody looks different in the daylight. 1831 01:40:31,394 --> 01:40:32,192 Let me take a look. 1832 01:40:32,327 --> 01:40:33,765 No, don't. 1833 01:40:33,901 --> 01:40:34,901 Don't! Don't! 1834 01:40:41,568 --> 01:40:42,568 I can't look. 1835 01:40:48,079 --> 01:40:49,079 The horror. 1836 01:40:57,457 --> 01:40:59,626 I for one just don't understand it. 1837 01:40:59,761 --> 01:41:01,019 Neither do I. 1838 01:41:01,154 --> 01:41:03,158 What happened to all the hotties from last night? 1839 01:41:03,294 --> 01:41:04,456 What are we gonna do? 1840 01:41:04,592 --> 01:41:06,163 We can't live like this 1841 01:41:06,298 --> 01:41:07,576 with people that look like that. 1842 01:41:07,600 --> 01:41:09,197 I agree with my favorite son-in-law. 1843 01:41:09,332 --> 01:41:10,701 It's a disgrace. 1844 01:41:10,837 --> 01:41:11,562 Yeah. 1845 01:41:11,697 --> 01:41:12,864 Herman Munster! 1846 01:41:12,999 --> 01:41:14,253 I can't believe what I'm hearing. 1847 01:41:14,277 --> 01:41:16,473 I expect this from my father, but you? 1848 01:41:16,609 --> 01:41:18,806 Everyone can't be as fortunate as us. 1849 01:41:18,941 --> 01:41:20,973 It's what's inside a person that counts. 1850 01:41:26,617 --> 01:41:28,080 Well then I'm gonna need a pair 1851 01:41:28,215 --> 01:41:30,316 of X-ray glasses because I can't handle the outside. 1852 01:41:30,452 --> 01:41:31,986 He's right. 1853 01:41:32,122 --> 01:41:34,859 I haven't seen anything that gruesome in all of my lives. 1854 01:41:35,829 --> 01:41:36,688 Oh no! 1855 01:41:36,823 --> 01:41:38,324 It's one of those freaks! 1856 01:41:38,460 --> 01:41:39,460 Don't answer. 1857 01:41:40,567 --> 01:41:42,367 We are going to answer that door as a family 1858 01:41:42,404 --> 01:41:45,140 and greet whoever is there as our equal. 1859 01:41:46,302 --> 01:41:47,302 Okay, but. 1860 01:41:49,177 --> 01:41:50,508 I hope this lessens the shock. 1861 01:41:54,079 --> 01:41:55,079 Follow me. 1862 01:41:59,020 --> 01:42:00,254 Your wife is scary. 1863 01:42:01,350 --> 01:42:02,350 I know. 1864 01:42:05,991 --> 01:42:06,991 Ugh. 1865 01:42:07,058 --> 01:42:08,058 Lily! 1866 01:42:09,864 --> 01:42:10,864 Lester. 1867 01:42:13,431 --> 01:42:15,193 What are you doing here? 1868 01:42:15,328 --> 01:42:17,436 You've got a lot of nerve coming here, buster. 1869 01:42:18,908 --> 01:42:20,175 After what you pulled, 1870 01:42:21,574 --> 01:42:23,054 I ought a belt ya right in the kisser. 1871 01:42:23,105 --> 01:42:25,207 Herman, baby, before you go all ape on me, 1872 01:42:25,342 --> 01:42:26,875 I got a surprise. 1873 01:42:27,010 --> 01:42:29,784 I made a killing in Vegas after that castle deal. 1874 01:42:29,919 --> 01:42:31,043 And here's your share. 1875 01:42:44,899 --> 01:42:45,766 What's it say? 1876 01:42:45,902 --> 01:42:47,998 Come on, spit it out. 1877 01:42:48,133 --> 01:42:49,133 Herman! 1878 01:42:49,904 --> 01:42:50,904 I'm rich. 1879 01:42:52,075 --> 01:42:53,597 - I'm rich! I'm rich! - What? 1880 01:42:53,733 --> 01:42:54,774 We're rich! 1881 01:42:54,909 --> 01:42:55,909 We're rich! 1882 01:42:56,042 --> 01:42:57,137 We're rich! 1883 01:42:57,273 --> 01:42:58,745 Oh, ho! 1884 01:44:03,269 --> 01:44:06,740 ♪ Way back home in Transylvania ♪ 1885 01:44:06,876 --> 01:44:09,977 ♪ Through the fog and gloom ♪ 1886 01:44:10,113 --> 01:44:13,844 ♪ I think I see a light burning in the castle ♪ 1887 01:44:13,980 --> 01:44:16,883 ♪ Must be coffin room ♪ 1888 01:44:17,019 --> 01:44:20,226 ♪ Now sleeping in box lies Lily ♪ 1889 01:44:20,361 --> 01:44:23,857 ♪ Oh man, she's a groovy chick ♪ 1890 01:44:23,992 --> 01:44:27,501 ♪ And way down in the dungeon ♪ 1891 01:44:27,636 --> 01:44:32,062 ♪ Her father the Count of magic tricks ♪ 1892 01:44:32,198 --> 01:44:34,871 ♪ Oh, they are the Munsters ♪ 1893 01:44:35,007 --> 01:44:38,574 ♪ They're freaky, cuckoo, and little insane ♪ 1894 01:44:38,710 --> 01:44:41,746 ♪ Oh, they are the Munsters ♪ 1895 01:44:41,881 --> 01:44:46,651 ♪ They now live down on Mockingbird Lane ♪ 1896 01:44:49,052 --> 01:44:51,783 ♪ Remember, if the tomb is rocking ♪ 1897 01:44:51,919 --> 01:44:53,091 ♪ Don't come knocking ♪ 1898 01:44:53,227 --> 01:44:58,091 ♪ Ah, ha, ha ♪ 1899 01:45:00,097 --> 01:45:03,599 ♪ Up the road comes a tall green stranger ♪ 1900 01:45:03,735 --> 01:45:06,869 ♪ His head is large and flat ♪ 1901 01:45:07,004 --> 01:45:10,201 ♪ Electric bolts protrude from his neck ♪ 1902 01:45:10,337 --> 01:45:13,906 ♪ That's Hermie, a wild, crazy cat ♪ 1903 01:45:14,041 --> 01:45:17,107 ♪ He's come to see Lily ♪ 1904 01:45:17,243 --> 01:45:20,917 ♪ A soul mate from the grave ♪ 1905 01:45:21,052 --> 01:45:24,315 ♪ He loves her with his blackened heart ♪ 1906 01:45:24,451 --> 01:45:28,426 ♪ Like a couple of bats loves a cave ♪ 1907 01:45:28,562 --> 01:45:31,665 ♪ Oh, they are the Munsters ♪ 1908 01:45:31,800 --> 01:45:35,301 ♪ They're freaky, cuckoo, and a little insane ♪ 1909 01:45:35,437 --> 01:45:38,770 ♪ Oh, they are the Munsters ♪ 1910 01:45:38,905 --> 01:45:43,642 ♪ They now live down on Mockingbird Lane ♪ 1911 01:45:45,076 --> 01:45:47,346 ♪ Ah, this song makes me want to dance ♪ 1912 01:45:47,481 --> 01:45:49,741 ♪ I must be a boogie man ♪ 1913 01:45:49,877 --> 01:45:54,752 ♪ Ha, ha, ha ♪ 1914 01:45:56,659 --> 01:45:59,953 ♪ Now soaring above the old cemetery ♪ 1915 01:46:00,089 --> 01:46:03,464 ♪ Is a furry old bat named Igor ♪ 1916 01:46:03,600 --> 01:46:07,194 ♪ He's heading straight to the Munster house ♪ 1917 01:46:07,329 --> 01:46:10,834 ♪ A dwelling some consider an eye sore ♪ 1918 01:46:10,970 --> 01:46:14,000 ♪ Ah, but the neighbors don't understand ♪ 1919 01:46:14,135 --> 01:46:17,541 ♪ What madness happens inside ♪ 1920 01:46:17,676 --> 01:46:19,312 ♪ And the wacky hijinks ♪ 1921 01:46:19,447 --> 01:46:21,208 ♪ These monsters create ♪ 1922 01:46:21,344 --> 01:46:24,281 ♪ Every night like the Salem witch trials ♪ 1923 01:46:24,417 --> 01:46:26,011 ♪ Ha, ha, ha ♪ 1924 01:46:26,147 --> 01:46:28,546 ♪ Oh, they are the Munsters ♪ 1925 01:46:28,681 --> 01:46:32,149 ♪ They're freaky, cuckoo, and a little insane ♪ 1926 01:46:32,285 --> 01:46:35,486 ♪ Oh, they are the Munsters ♪ 1927 01:46:35,621 --> 01:46:39,363 ♪ They now live down on Mockingbird Lane ♪ 1928 01:46:39,499 --> 01:46:41,497 ♪ Freaky, freaky ♪ 1929 01:46:41,633 --> 01:46:42,861 ♪ On Mockingbird Lane ♪ 1930 01:46:42,997 --> 01:46:44,665 ♪ Freaky, freaky ♪ 1931 01:46:44,801 --> 01:46:46,370 ♪ A little insane ♪ 1932 01:46:46,506 --> 01:46:47,899 ♪ Freaky, freaky ♪ 1933 01:46:48,035 --> 01:46:49,637 ♪ On Mockingbird Lane ♪ 1934 01:46:49,773 --> 01:46:51,309 ♪ Freaky, freaky ♪ 1935 01:46:51,445 --> 01:46:54,042 ♪ A little insane ♪ 128402