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* My eyes aregettin' weary*
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*My backis gettin' tight*
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*I'm sittin' herein traffic*
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*On the Queensboro Bridgetonight*
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*But I don't care,'cause all I want to do*
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*Is cash my check and driveright home to you*
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*'Cause, baby,all my life*
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* Iwill be drivin' hometo you*
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Whatcha got there?
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A Hungry-Man dinner.
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But I'm making dinner
in half an hour.
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Well, will you be offering me
"over one pound of food"?
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It was my every hope
not to.
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And will you be serving your
dinner in little compartments
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'cause food just
tastes better that way?
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I was just gonna stick with
the traditional plate format.
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Well, then you've really made
my decision for me, haven't you?
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All right, electric
bill, 75.14.
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Thanks for
nothing, Con Ed.
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Why can't we just make our
own electricity, you know?
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Hook your dad up to,
like, a big hamster wheel.
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All right, come on.
Make yourself useful.
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Add up
on the calculator
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all the bills I already paid.
Okay, you ready?
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Yes'm.
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Okay, 150.
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18.95.
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48.01.
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Okay.
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And 75.14.
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75.14.
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What do you got?
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6,000,382.
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It seems high.
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What do you want?
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The calculator's
the size of a cracker.
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My finger hits
all the buttons at once.
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All right. So I am
getting 292.10,
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which means we have
enough left over
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to pay our
credit card bill.
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-For the month?
-No, for good.
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It's been hanging
over our heads for 6 years,
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and it's
finally over.
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Let me see that.
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No longer being Master Card's
bitch? Priceless.
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I gotta
tell you, honey,
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we're really digging ourselves
out of a hole here.
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I mean, we're paying off
our credit card bill,
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we're paying
your parents back.
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We're making
headway on the car.
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You know what?
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We may avoid debtor's prison
after all.
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-Sweet.
-Yeah.
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Although, in prison,
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they serve food
in the little compartments.
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No, I'm really
proud of us.
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You know, this cutting back,
not eating out,
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not shopping.
It's really helping.
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Told you
we could do it.
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I gotta
tell you, though.
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The not
shopping part
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has been
really hard on me.
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I walk 6 blocks
out of my way to work
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to avoid Bloomingdale's.
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That's funny.
I cut through Bloomingdale's
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to avoid Wendy's.
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Hey, crazy thought here.
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Since we've both
been so thrifty lately,
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maybe tomorrow we could
each pick ourselves up
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a little treat?
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-What do you mean?
-I don't know.
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Just a little
something to say,
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"Hey, Doug. Hey, Carrie,
you done good."
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I like the way
you think, big guy.
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All right, let's meet here
tomorrow, treats in hand.
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What's the matter?
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5, 4, 3, 2...
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one.
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[GRUNTS]
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[MICROWAVE OVEN BEEPS]
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So close.
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[**]
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[PLAYING HARMONICA DISCORDANTLY]
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Did that sound like the
beginning ofThunder Road?
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The last time
I heardThunder Road,
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I didn't wanna kill myself,
so I'm gonna say no.
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Well, I've only
had this thing
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about an hour and a half,
so back it down.
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Sorry. I'm stressed.
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I'm having
some girlfriend trouble.
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Really? Why don't you
tell it to the blues man?
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[PLAYS SLOPPY BLUES RIFF]
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I'm sorry. What's up?
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Denise is
terrified of dogs.
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She won't even
set foot in my apartment
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because of Allen here.
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Are you sure
it's Allen
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and not the life-sized
Lost in Spacerobot?
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I'm being serious, man.
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I don't know what to do.
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Well, let's see.
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You haven't had
a girlfriend in 5 years.
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Why don't you take
the dog for a ride?
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Okay. Uh, I don't
like that kind of talk
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even in jest, okay?
I gotta go.
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Oh, come on! Hey, wait.
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I'll play you a little
Spence's Theme,huh?
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[PLAYS HARMONICA]
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Good-bye.
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CARRIE: Hello?
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Hey!
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Hey, honey.
What's that?
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Uh, a little treat
I bought myself.
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Listen.
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[PLAYSSPENCE'S THEME]
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I call that
Carrie's Theme.
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-That's your treat?
-Yeah.
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How much was it?
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It was,
like, 28 bucks,
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and they threw in
the neck holder.
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It's great.
So now I can play while I drive
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or while
we make love.
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What'd you get?
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Oh, n-nothing
special.
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Let me see.
What's in the bag?
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[MUMBLES]
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Take it out. Come on.
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A leather jacket?
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How much did that cost?
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400.
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What?!
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Well, I was gonna buy
these cute little bath soaps,
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but then I saw this and
I just thought it would be...
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better.
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Well, you said we
should buy ourselves
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something that
says we done good,
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and this says
I done good!
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No, that says I done
spent a crapload of money!
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All right, you know what?
You're right.
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You're right.
I'm gonna take it back.
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I can't believe you!
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We just
got out of debt,
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and you go out and
do something like this?
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You're right.
You're right.
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I mean, $400, that's gonna
put us right back in the hole.
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I just said
I will take it back.
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Well, you gave in too soon!
I'm still mad!
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[**]
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That's our new
Yves Saint Laurent summer suit.
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Isn't it fun?
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Oh, yes.
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It's beautiful.
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You know,
it's 20% off.
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It normally
goes for 1,800.
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Oh, great.
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Uh, no. No.
I'm just here
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to return
a leather jacket.
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I bought it
yesterday.
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Oh. Was there
some problem with it?
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Uh, no.
Actually, uh,
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when I got home
last night,
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it turns out
my husband
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already bought me
a leather jacket.
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He does that kind of
stuff all the time.
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He's a doctor.
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No problem.
We have a 7-day return policy.
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In fact, you could've enjoyed
this for 6 more days.
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Check it out.
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*Scaring me*
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You know
what this is?
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This is the new
Yves Saint Laurent suit.
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What? You went shopping?
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I thought we
just talked about this.
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Yeah. Guess how much
it cost me.
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I'm guessing
more than $20.
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Well, it sells
for $1,800,
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but for me,
it was nothing.
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Nada.Zip.
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What?
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That's right, I found
a loophole in the system!
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I could still
go shopping.
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If I see something I like,
I just buy it,
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I tuck in the tags
when I wear it,
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and then I keep it
really clean.
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And then
in 7 to 30 days,
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depending
on the store,
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I take it back
for a full refund.
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Slap it high!
Come on!
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No, I ain't
slapping it high.
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Why not?
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Because what
you're doing is wrong.
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It's not wrong.
I'm being thrifty.
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No, you're
being shoplifty.
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The only reason
stores let you return stuff
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is if there's
a problem with it.
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There is a problem
with it, Doug.
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It cost $1,800.
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Oh, slap it high, buddy!
Come on!
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That's gotta stop
right there.
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Come on. Look, I know
I'm not being Mother Teresa,
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but we can't afford
to buy clothes right now,
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and you know that I love
to have nice clothes.
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So, if I do this
once in a while
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to make myself feel good,
is that so wrong?
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You're nuts,
you know that?
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All right. Whatever.
Knock yourself out.
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Thank you.
Hey, you want me to buy you
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a Sony Playstation
for 7 to 30 days?
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No. I want
no part of this.
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All right.
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Hey, so, um, what do
you want for dinner--
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In 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
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[MICROWAVE OVEN BEEPS]
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Damn, I'm good.
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SPENCE: Okay, we're
coming out. You ready?
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Sure.
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Okay. Hey, Allen.
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This is Denise.
You remember Denise.
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Don't worry.
She does not have
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a fire extinguisher today.
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Say hi, Denise.
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H-h-hi, Allen.
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I'm gonna set him down here
nice and slow.
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There you go.
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Now...
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You can pet him.
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Nice doggie.
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Come on, touch him.
He's like a little brown pillow.
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Aah! I did it!
I did it!
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We're making
some real progress.
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Now, I'm going into the kitchen
and get us some beverages.
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What? What?
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I'll be right back.
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I'm just gonna let
you two get acquainted.
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Allen, Denise
was born in Michigan.
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It's true.
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[DOOR OPENS]
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See? You two did great.
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How are you feeling?
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Okay, I guess. Heh.
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I think the three of us
are gonna get along just fine.
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Aah!
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Aaaaah!
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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[**]
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How could anyone be
scared of that little dog?
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He's so cute.
His little bug eyes.
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[BABY TALK]
His little tail. Whoo-hoo-hoo.
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He's cute, right?
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I've actually never
looked directly at him.
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Hey, Spence,
I got you down
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for chicken lo mein
and an egg roll.
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Deac,
you got spare ribs
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and beef and
broccoli, right?
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Actually, I think
I ordered too much meat.
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Really?
I think you ordered
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too much broccoli.
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Hello, guys.
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Hey, Car.
260
00:10:53,190 --> 00:10:54,320
DOUG:
Hey, babe.
261
00:10:54,360 --> 00:10:56,360
Whoa!
Smokin' outfit!
262
00:10:56,400 --> 00:10:58,070
Oh, this?
Just a little something
263
00:10:58,110 --> 00:11:01,490
I picked up at a little
store called Prada.
264
00:11:01,530 --> 00:11:03,320
But you're sweet.
265
00:11:03,370 --> 00:11:04,620
Honey, we're ordering
Chinese food.
266
00:11:04,660 --> 00:11:06,370
Do you want me to hang
onto the receipt
267
00:11:06,410 --> 00:11:08,460
in case you wanna return it
when we're done?
268
00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:09,660
Ha ha ha.
269
00:11:09,710 --> 00:11:11,210
Listen, you can make
your little jokes,
270
00:11:11,250 --> 00:11:13,500
but I gotta
tell you, honey.
271
00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:15,500
Ever since I've been wearing
these clothes to work,
272
00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:17,170
it's like
they don't look at me
273
00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:18,670
like I'm just
a secretary anymore.
274
00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:20,260
As a matter of fact,
you know what happened today?
275
00:11:20,300 --> 00:11:23,850
Mr. Kaplan invited us
to his annual bash
276
00:11:23,890 --> 00:11:25,350
out in the Hamptons.
277
00:11:25,390 --> 00:11:27,390
Things just
keep gettin' better.
278
00:11:27,430 --> 00:11:28,560
Come on,
it'll be fun.
279
00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:30,770
-Oh! Oh. Little favor.
-What?
280
00:11:30,810 --> 00:11:33,980
Um, this dress and these shoes
need to go back tomorrow
281
00:11:34,020 --> 00:11:34,900
to 2 different stores.
282
00:11:34,940 --> 00:11:36,480
I'm not
gonna have the time,
283
00:11:36,520 --> 00:11:37,610
so if you could just
return the shoes for me,
284
00:11:37,650 --> 00:11:39,110
that would be great.
285
00:11:39,150 --> 00:11:40,360
Oh, no.
I'm not getting sucked
286
00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,320
into your web of...
287
00:11:42,360 --> 00:11:44,200
bringing things back.
288
00:11:44,240 --> 00:11:45,740
But, Doug,
you have to.
289
00:11:45,780 --> 00:11:49,040
If not, then we just bought
a pair of $350 shoes.
290
00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:50,500
[SIGHS]
291
00:11:50,540 --> 00:11:52,000
Well, what
do I even say?
292
00:11:52,040 --> 00:11:53,120
Okay, it's simple.
293
00:11:53,170 --> 00:11:55,130
All you have to say
is these are a size 6.
294
00:11:55,170 --> 00:11:56,880
Turns out
I needed 6 1/2,
295
00:11:56,920 --> 00:11:59,300
and they don't have half sizes,
so you're home free.
296
00:11:59,340 --> 00:12:02,880
Fine, but I'm
building that go-cart.
297
00:12:02,930 --> 00:12:06,050
[**]
298
00:12:09,680 --> 00:12:12,730
I'm returning these shoes.
It's a return.
299
00:12:14,980 --> 00:12:15,940
Can I help you?
300
00:12:15,980 --> 00:12:18,230
Yes, I'd like to,
uh, return these.
301
00:12:18,270 --> 00:12:19,980
Oh. Pity.
302
00:12:20,030 --> 00:12:21,030
Yeah.
303
00:12:21,070 --> 00:12:22,320
Uh, they're a little
on the small side.
304
00:12:22,360 --> 00:12:23,820
My wife's a 6 1/2,
305
00:12:23,860 --> 00:12:27,280
and those there,
they're a 6.
306
00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:28,870
But these are 6 1/2.
307
00:12:28,910 --> 00:12:31,790
No, they're 6.
See? See the 6?
308
00:12:32,790 --> 00:12:34,580
Yeah, but there's
an umlaut over the 6.
309
00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:38,210
In Europe,
that means 6 1/2.
310
00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:41,720
Why don't I get you
a size 7,
311
00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:43,300
and those
should be right.
312
00:12:43,340 --> 00:12:45,680
No. No. No 7s.
She'd be swimming in a 7.
313
00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:47,850
But you just said
these were tight on her.
314
00:12:47,890 --> 00:12:51,180
Yes. Um, you know,
it's not really a length issue.
315
00:12:51,220 --> 00:12:54,440
Uh, her feet
are more roundish.
316
00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:56,980
They're like hooves,
actually.
317
00:12:58,310 --> 00:12:59,980
Uh-huh.
318
00:13:00,030 --> 00:13:02,280
Would you excuse me
one second?
319
00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:03,320
Yeah.
320
00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:04,740
Heindrich?
321
00:13:04,780 --> 00:13:06,070
Ja?
322
00:13:35,390 --> 00:13:36,810
Hey.
323
00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:41,320
What do you think
of my Dolce and Ga-borrowed?
324
00:13:41,360 --> 00:13:43,360
That's great.
Here you go.
325
00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:44,820
Are those the shoes?
326
00:13:44,860 --> 00:13:46,490
I told you
to return those!
327
00:13:46,530 --> 00:13:48,660
-I couldn't do it.
-What happened?!
328
00:13:48,700 --> 00:13:50,240
I told you
exactly what to say!
329
00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:51,490
You weren't there.
330
00:13:51,530 --> 00:13:52,580
It was like
going through customs
331
00:13:52,620 --> 00:13:55,330
with a suitcase
full of heroin.
332
00:13:55,370 --> 00:13:58,250
This screws up
everything.
333
00:14:01,170 --> 00:14:03,630
All right, the belt has to go
back to Gucci tomorrow,
334
00:14:03,670 --> 00:14:05,300
so if I go during lunch,
I can take the shoes
335
00:14:05,340 --> 00:14:07,050
back in the morning.
336
00:14:07,090 --> 00:14:09,180
Oh, crap. They
don't open till 10:00.
337
00:14:09,220 --> 00:14:12,100
Don't these people
understand I have a job?
338
00:14:12,140 --> 00:14:13,720
Okay, the belt.
The belt. The belt.
339
00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:16,690
Where's the belt?
Where's the belt?
340
00:14:16,730 --> 00:14:19,230
Oh, my God.
341
00:14:19,270 --> 00:14:20,730
Here's the belt.
342
00:14:20,770 --> 00:14:21,860
Honey, oh,
don't touch that.
343
00:14:21,900 --> 00:14:24,030
That hasn't
been processed.
344
00:14:24,070 --> 00:14:26,650
Okay. So, if I take
the shoes back at lunch,
345
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:28,360
they're a day late,
but I'll cry.
346
00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:31,030
I think I could
push it through.
347
00:14:31,070 --> 00:14:33,740
But the belt.
The belt. Okay.
348
00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:35,330
Oh, all right.
I'll take it when I take
349
00:14:35,370 --> 00:14:36,660
the sweater back.
350
00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:38,830
They've got
a Gucci counter at Saks.
351
00:14:38,870 --> 00:14:40,170
Okay, everything's fine!
352
00:14:40,210 --> 00:14:41,790
Mmm.
353
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:44,090
Everything not fine.
354
00:14:44,130 --> 00:14:45,090
What's going on here?
355
00:14:45,130 --> 00:14:46,300
You said you were
only gonna do this
356
00:14:46,340 --> 00:14:47,380
with a couple of things.
357
00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:48,680
What difference
does it make?
358
00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:50,050
Everything's gonna get
returned on time.
359
00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:51,720
Carrie, there's,
like, 100 things in here.
360
00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:52,760
What if you mess up?
What if we get stuck
361
00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:53,890
having to pay
for something?
362
00:14:53,930 --> 00:14:55,890
Everything is
under control, okay?
363
00:14:55,930 --> 00:14:58,690
Everything gets tagged,
bagged, and returned on time.
364
00:14:58,730 --> 00:15:01,060
The system works!
365
00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:02,400
Yeah, it works great
if you're the guy
366
00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:04,650
inA Beautiful Mind.
367
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,070
It's not a system.
It's a disease.
368
00:15:08,110 --> 00:15:09,110
Oh, come on.
369
00:15:09,150 --> 00:15:10,950
No, it is. You buy
a bunch of stuff.
370
00:15:10,990 --> 00:15:12,700
You get
a big buzz off that.
371
00:15:12,740 --> 00:15:14,280
Then you turn around,
you bring it back.
372
00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:15,830
It's like...
373
00:15:15,870 --> 00:15:18,660
It's like you have
shopping bulimia.
374
00:15:19,870 --> 00:15:21,830
All right. You know,
you are way over the top here.
375
00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:23,080
It's not a disease.
376
00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:25,090
It's just something
that makes me feel good.
377
00:15:25,130 --> 00:15:26,420
End of story.
378
00:15:26,460 --> 00:15:27,670
What are you doing?
379
00:15:27,710 --> 00:15:29,590
Nothing.
I have an itch.
380
00:15:29,630 --> 00:15:30,800
Your arm's
all red here.
381
00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:33,090
Why is it...all red?
382
00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:35,260
It's just where
I tuck in the tags.
383
00:15:35,310 --> 00:15:38,730
Oh, my God.
You've given yourself a rash.
384
00:15:38,770 --> 00:15:41,100
You have tag rash!
385
00:15:41,140 --> 00:15:43,100
Would you stop?
It's nothing!
386
00:15:43,150 --> 00:15:45,940
It's not nothing!
You're killing yourself.
387
00:15:45,980 --> 00:15:49,860
Or at least irritating yourself
quite a bit on one arm.
388
00:15:51,150 --> 00:15:53,160
Now, this is getting
way out of control.
389
00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:55,410
Carrie, it's taken
over your life.
390
00:15:56,580 --> 00:15:58,790
But I can't take
this stuff back, Doug.
391
00:15:58,830 --> 00:16:01,540
It's the nicest wardrobe
I've ever had.
392
00:16:01,580 --> 00:16:03,670
It's not yours.
393
00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:06,340
Now end this.
For me.
394
00:16:07,380 --> 00:16:08,920
[SIGHS]
395
00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:09,840
Fine.
396
00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:11,680
I'll take it back.
397
00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:14,010
I may need
to borrow your truck.
398
00:16:14,050 --> 00:16:16,390
[**]
399
00:16:17,470 --> 00:16:18,640
SPENCE:
Hey, buddy.
400
00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:20,640
You're gonna love
the Freibergers.
401
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:23,850
They've got
a big yard and kids.
402
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:26,940
And I'll be there
to see you every weekend.
403
00:16:26,980 --> 00:16:30,740
You know, it'll
be just like old...
404
00:16:30,780 --> 00:16:32,650
times. I'm sorry.
405
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:35,490
I said that
I wasn't gonna do this.
406
00:16:35,530 --> 00:16:38,330
Can we, um,
move this along, please?
407
00:16:38,370 --> 00:16:39,740
Yeah. I'll just, uh...
408
00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:41,160
[CLEARS THROAT]
409
00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:43,370
I'll just get my coat
and get him out of here.
410
00:17:03,770 --> 00:17:06,940
[WOOF]
411
00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:16,410
He saved me!
412
00:17:18,910 --> 00:17:20,950
I think
we're gonna make it.
413
00:17:25,330 --> 00:17:27,210
[**]
414
00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:29,290
Wow.
415
00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:31,800
My boss has really
done good for himself, huh?
416
00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:33,800
Yeah, if you're
into the sprawling
417
00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:36,470
beach estate thing.
418
00:17:36,510 --> 00:17:37,970
Carrie!
419
00:17:38,010 --> 00:17:39,890
Oh, speak of the devil.
Mr. Kaplan, hi.
420
00:17:39,930 --> 00:17:41,140
Thank you so much
for inviting us.
421
00:17:41,180 --> 00:17:42,600
You remember
my husband Doug.
422
00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:44,850
Oh, sure.
Glad you could make it.
423
00:17:44,890 --> 00:17:48,100
Oh, and that must
be little Harrison.
424
00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:48,940
Yeah.
425
00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:50,190
I got a wife,
3 nannies,
426
00:17:50,230 --> 00:17:51,980
and something
they call anau pair,
427
00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:54,990
and yet I'm stuck
holding the damn thing.
428
00:17:55,030 --> 00:17:56,070
Could you hold him
for a second?
429
00:17:56,110 --> 00:17:57,660
I wanna go
find Tiffany.
430
00:17:57,700 --> 00:17:59,160
Oh, you know, I really
shouldn't, you know?
431
00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:01,370
I've always been
a bit of a butterfingers.
432
00:18:01,410 --> 00:18:02,410
You know,
even as a kid,
433
00:18:02,450 --> 00:18:04,160
all my dolls
just...splat!
434
00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:05,790
[LAUGHS]
435
00:18:05,830 --> 00:18:08,500
-I trust you.
-No, no, I really
shouldn't. All right.
436
00:18:14,380 --> 00:18:15,300
Okay.
437
00:18:15,340 --> 00:18:16,510
Thank you.
438
00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:22,140
What is wrong
with you?
439
00:18:22,180 --> 00:18:23,260
Nothing.
440
00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:25,480
Carrie, he's a baby.
He's not a badger.
441
00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:26,730
Hold him.
442
00:18:26,770 --> 00:18:28,100
I just--
I really shouldn't be
443
00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:29,270
holding him, that's all.
444
00:18:29,310 --> 00:18:32,110
What do you mean?
What--Why do you--
445
00:18:32,150 --> 00:18:34,280
[GASPS]
446
00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:36,110
Wait a second.
447
00:18:36,150 --> 00:18:38,780
Is that one of those
expensive designer things?
448
00:18:38,820 --> 00:18:40,820
I don't know.
I don't think so.
449
00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:43,910
I thought you told me
you were bringing them all back.
450
00:18:43,950 --> 00:18:45,290
I couldn't.
451
00:18:45,330 --> 00:18:46,620
Why not?
452
00:18:46,660 --> 00:18:48,210
I went through the room
this morning. It was empty.
453
00:18:48,250 --> 00:18:50,330
Yes, because I brought 'em all
down to my dad's room.
454
00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:53,500
I told him I won them all
on a game show.
455
00:18:53,550 --> 00:18:54,800
I-I can't believe you.
456
00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:56,420
How much did this thing
cost, anyway?
457
00:18:56,460 --> 00:18:57,340
I don't know.
458
00:18:57,380 --> 00:19:00,010
-Shominy!
-Stop.
459
00:19:00,050 --> 00:19:02,640
I couldn't drag Tiffany
away from her friends.
460
00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:05,140
She's busy showing off
her new lips.
461
00:19:05,180 --> 00:19:06,680
Anyway,
big favor to ask.
462
00:19:06,730 --> 00:19:09,100
Apparently this little guy
needs to be fed.
463
00:19:09,140 --> 00:19:11,560
Would you mind
doing the honors?
464
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:12,810
Oh. Uh...
465
00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:15,610
Boy, uh,
what you got there?
466
00:19:15,650 --> 00:19:18,990
It's very, uh...
very blue.
467
00:19:19,030 --> 00:19:20,780
Fresh mashed
blueberries.
468
00:19:20,820 --> 00:19:22,370
Come on, Carrie.
Get in there.
469
00:19:22,410 --> 00:19:26,450
-Okay. Uh, here you go.
-DOUG: Uh... OK...
470
00:19:26,490 --> 00:19:28,000
Make sure you get it all
in your mouth, buddy.
471
00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:29,160
Careful there, honey.
You're losing a little
472
00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:30,670
-on the left side there.
-OK, I got it.
473
00:19:30,710 --> 00:19:31,830
You know what?
I'm just gonna run
474
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:34,340
-and get you a napkin.
-CARRIE: Ooh!
475
00:19:34,380 --> 00:19:37,920
KAPLAN: Uh-oh. I've seen
that look before.
476
00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:42,010
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
477
00:20:13,670 --> 00:20:15,460
Oh, Doug,
I'm so sorry.
478
00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:18,590
I'll go get someone
to get you a wet towel.
479
00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:27,600
Well, at least
we own that.
480
00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:37,940
Doug!
481
00:20:37,980 --> 00:20:39,480
You comin'?
482
00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:43,570
Let's get it on.
483
00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:47,330
[PLAYING HARMONICA]
484
00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:56,540
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