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Are you close to moving?
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Sorry, pal,
I takes my time.
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Dad, Doug and I are going
to Deacon and Kelly's.
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I left some dinner for you
in the fridge, OK?
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Fine.
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-You ready, babe?
-Just one more move.
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If he ever decides
to move.
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Keep your shirt on.
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OK, let's go.
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DOUG: Oh, no,
here comes the bear!
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He's after us!
He's gaining on us!
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Quick, where do we hide?
Where do we hide?
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KIRBY:
In the house!
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All right.
Quick, get in.
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Oh, no,
the bear's in here!
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He's on me!
He's on the big guy!
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Help me!
Help the big guy!
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Again, again!
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Oh, please,
God, no.
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Kirby, that's enough
for tonight, my man.
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No, I wanna play.
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All righty, come on. One
more, one more. Let's go.
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Yay!
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You see, that's the problem
when we come here.
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Doug gets overexcited, and
then he'll get cranky and cry
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when I try to put him
to bed, it's a mess.
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Well, then, I better warn you.
Pretty soon there's going to be
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-another little playmate
for Doug around here.
-What?
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I thought we weren't
going to tell anyone yet.
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Oh, I just said that so you
wouldn't tell your mother.
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I got one in the oven.
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Ah, that's great!
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-Congratulations, sweetheart.
-Thank you.
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Hey, good job,
big fella.
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You are the father,
right?
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We're pretty sure.
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Doug, did you hear?
Kelly's pregnant.
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Yeah, I already knew.
Deacon told me.
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W-we were chatting.
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He asked about
your uterus.
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What was I gonna say?
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So, what about
you guys, huh?
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When you gonna
have one of these?
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Ah, you know,
one of these days.
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Ah, no, no, no!
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He's got me!
Oh, gosh!
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DOUG: God, that kid
is getting so cute.
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He was singing along with every
song on the Lion King video.
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Were you watchin'?
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Actually, I was
watching you sing along.
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I was humming, all right,
just to be supportive.
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So, admit it, Doug.
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Admit what?
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You want a kid.
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Carrie, that's not why
I brought it up.
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I'm not saying that's
why you brought it up.
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I'm just saying that watching
you tonight with Kirby,
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it was pretty obvious
that you want a kid.
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Well, I'll admit
I want that kid.
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Come on, Doug,
be serious.
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Don't you think we should
talk about, you know,
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if we wanna
have a baby?
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I thought I was forbidden
from bringing it up.
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OK, well,
I'm bringing it up.
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All right. You wanna do
the pros and cons thing again?
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Yeah, yeah,
let's do that.
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-OK.
-OK.
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Pros and cons
of having a baby.
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-Pro side.
-OK.
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Well, we'd have a baby.
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That's a pro, right?
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No, actually, last time
you wouldn't let me list it
as a pro.
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Pretty much left us
with nothin'.
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OK, so now it's a pro.
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-Progress, right?
-Absolutely.
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All right, let's get
the cons out there.
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OK.
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Well, being pregnant
is no picnic.
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Lot of throwin' up,
not sleeping.
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Not being able
to smoke or drink.
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You can handle it.
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And then there's
the birth itself.
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Squeezing out something
the size of a football.
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I never thought that went up.
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I'll be right there
with you the whole time
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saying "push" or "pull."
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Also, I read
that your hip bones
spread like 3 inches
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and never come back.
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Been there, done that.
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And you know, I'd have to take
a leave of absence from work,
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so I'd never have any
shot at making paralegal.
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Well, that's true,
but you know what--
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And then with a kid,
you got those
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middle-of-the-night
breast feedings,
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poopy diapers,
ear infections,
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-OK.
-Making him do
his homework,
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trying to get him
off drugs--
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Would you stop?
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OK, how about this?
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We leave it in the
hands of the gods.
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If I make the light,
we're having a baby.
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OK. That certainly beats
rational discussion.
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OK, here we go.
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Still green.
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All right,
you're slowing down.
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I'm going
the speed limit.
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You never go
the speed limit!
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Would you stop?
I'm doing this.
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Well, that's that.
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Sorry.
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It's still green.
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[CAR HORN BLARES]
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Would you relax?!
I'm not ready
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to have a baby,
all right?!
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CARRIE:
I--I know, Mr. Felson.
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But the problem was that
our computers went down
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before I could e-mail
the memo to you.
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Well, if it makes you
feel any better,
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Bill Gates is gonna get
a piece of my mind.
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You're right.
That--that's not funny.
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OK. The memo is
on its way. Bye.
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Oh, hey, Carrie.
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Heard Felson never
got his memo. [GASPS]
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Just sent it, John.
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What a little freak.
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Really.
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I just need him to lose
a little more hair,
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and then we can kick in
with the bald jokes.
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I'll tell you, there's gonna
be no living with him
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now that he got
bumped to paralegal.
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What?
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They promoted him yesterday.
You didn't hear?
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No.
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Him?
Are you kidding me?
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Can you believe it?
I mean, you'd be
so much better than him.
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The partners
are just stupid.
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Oh, my God.
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I'm sorry, Carr'.
I thought you knew.
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Carrie? Yeah, they're
screaming for more bagels
in the conference room.
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Should I tell them
you're having coffee or...
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No. I will do it.
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[MUTTERING]
All right.
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Hey, how's it going?
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You don't
wanna know.
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You're probably right.
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Hey!
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I was gonna finish it all.
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-Guess what?
-What?
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I have some really
exciting news.
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What?
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We're gonna have
a baby!
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What? I thought you were
using that Frisbee thing.
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No. I mean I decided
I wanna have a baby.
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Look. I went
to the drugstore,
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and I got the ovulation kit,
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a home pregnancy test.
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Oh, and I got you
one of these.
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Nothing to do
with being pregnant,
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but I know you
like them, so...
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I know you've been waiting
for me to come around.
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Are you happy?
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Yeah, sure, I just...
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Wh-what brought this on
all of a sudden?
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Doug, at work today,
it just hit me.
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I was like, what the hell
am I doing, you know?
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I've been giving my life
to these putzes,
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hoping if I work
hard enough and smile,
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that they'll
throw me a bone.
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But what really matters
is us: our life, our family.
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-Really?
-Yeah.
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So I'm gonna take the
ovulation test in the morning,
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and that'll tell me
when I'm ready to rock.
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Now, should I go get a stud,
or are you with me?
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I'm fairly sure
I can handle it.
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Let's make a Heffernan.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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I love you so much, honey.
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I love you, too.
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Friday.
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What?
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Friday!
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Um, Tuesday.
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I don't understand
the game.
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The ovulation test.
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I'm ovulating on Friday.
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Where does it
say Friday?
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It doesn't say Friday.
The surge line was darker
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than the reference line
when I peed on it.
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[EXCLAIMS]
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Which means I'm ovulating
in two days,
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which is Friday.
You got it?
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I think so, although
I only have a vague idea
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of what ovulating is.
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Come on...
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It's where the egg thing
drops down into the other thing
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so you can get to it.
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I don't know.
Anyway, so Friday, huh?
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Yeah, we'll make
a night of it.
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We'll have
a nice dinner,
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we'll throw down
some 40s...
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then we'll come up here
and mul-ti-ply.
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Now, I want all your little
swimmers to be ready,
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so keep 'em inside,
if you catch my drift.
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Until Friday?
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-What's today?
-Stop!
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What? Come on,
I can't wait to have
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fat loudmouthed babies
with you.
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OK, what does
that mean?
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'Cause I'm fat and...
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I'm a loudmouth, too.
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Hello, my friend.
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Hey. You're
in a good mood.
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That's 'cause
the missus and I
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have decided to conceive.
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Oh, yeah?
That's my boy.
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That's what
I'm talkin' about.
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Yeah.
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And the timing's
good, too.
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Now my first kid and your next
one'll be around the same age,
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so they can hang out or
play football... have sex.
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Whatever makes sense.
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Maybe all of those.
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It's gonna be great
being a dad, isn't it?
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The best.
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Oh, man. I just keep
imagining it,
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and it seems like
it's gonna be great.
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Hmm.
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Am I imagining it right?
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Oh, absolutely.
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Great, man!
Great, great!
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All great
all the time, huh?
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Sure. Well, I mean some of
it can be kinda heavy, but--
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Yeah, but even the heavy
stuff is great, right?
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What do you mean?
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What do you mean?
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Well, I don't know, like the
extra financial responsibility.
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You know,
that kind of thing.
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But even that's great, right?
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It's like, hey,
can't lose my job,
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otherwise I can't feed
my kid, you know?
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Kinda like a fun
kick in the ass, huh?
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Not really.
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OK, maybe that part's
not great,
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but everything else is,
right?
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-Uh, sure.
-Everything, right?
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-But not everything.
-Well, what do you mean?
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I don't know, with a kid,
you're gonna worry a little.
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What are you gonna
worry about?
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You know, that if anything
happens, it would--
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What, destroy you?
Shatter your entire world?
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-Is that what
you're getting at?
-I guess so.
255
00:11:08,410 --> 00:11:09,540
What are you doing?
256
00:11:09,580 --> 00:11:11,040
I'm just asking
simple questions.
257
00:11:11,080 --> 00:11:12,500
You're the one
who keeps talking about
258
00:11:12,540 --> 00:11:14,090
what a crushing
responsibility it is.
259
00:11:14,130 --> 00:11:15,710
What do you want me to do,
tell you that every single part
260
00:11:15,750 --> 00:11:17,670
of having a kid is
completely easy and wonderful?
261
00:11:17,710 --> 00:11:20,930
Well, it's a little late
for that, isn't it?
262
00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:29,980
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
263
00:11:38,230 --> 00:11:39,820
[SIGHS]
264
00:11:53,580 --> 00:11:55,380
[EXCLAIMS]
265
00:11:55,420 --> 00:11:56,540
Hello.
266
00:11:56,590 --> 00:11:58,590
Arthur,
what are you doing?
267
00:11:58,630 --> 00:11:59,880
I often sit
in the dark.
268
00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:02,840
I find it sharpens
my other senses.
269
00:12:05,390 --> 00:12:07,060
So, what are you
doing up?
270
00:12:07,100 --> 00:12:10,730
Well, I guess there's
no reason not to tell you.
271
00:12:10,770 --> 00:12:13,400
Carrie and I are gonna
try and have a baby.
272
00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:15,190
I see.
273
00:12:15,230 --> 00:12:17,650
So I suppose the newborn
will be getting
274
00:12:17,690 --> 00:12:19,940
the lion's share
of the attention.
275
00:12:22,650 --> 00:12:24,570
Maybe for a while,
but that doesn't mean
276
00:12:24,610 --> 00:12:26,780
we'll stop loving you.
277
00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:29,450
Regardless, I wish you
both the best of luck
278
00:12:29,490 --> 00:12:30,830
on your new venture.
279
00:12:30,870 --> 00:12:33,330
Thanks.
Arthur?
280
00:12:33,370 --> 00:12:35,880
Si, senor?
281
00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:37,710
How did you feel
when Carrie was born?
282
00:12:37,750 --> 00:12:40,800
I mean, becoming a dad
for the first time.
283
00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:42,760
Kind of a big thing, huh?
284
00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:45,220
[CHUCKLES] Douglas,
I gotta tell you.
285
00:12:45,260 --> 00:12:48,100
It was an experience
like no other.
286
00:12:48,140 --> 00:12:52,350
Sophia and I were living in
Greenwich Village at the time.
287
00:12:52,390 --> 00:12:56,600
Two crazy kids without
a care in the world.
288
00:12:56,650 --> 00:12:57,730
How old were you?
289
00:12:57,770 --> 00:12:59,820
44.
290
00:13:02,650 --> 00:13:04,900
[SOPHIA GROANING]
291
00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:07,450
You're doing great,
Sophia. Keep pushing.
292
00:13:07,490 --> 00:13:08,780
[GRUNTING]
293
00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:11,580
Oh, where is my husband?
I want my husband.
294
00:13:11,620 --> 00:13:12,790
Well, he better hurry,
295
00:13:12,830 --> 00:13:13,960
because it won't be
much longer here.
296
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:16,000
Where is she?
297
00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:17,460
Artie!
Oh, you made it.
298
00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:19,500
Of course I made it.
I'm paying for this.
299
00:13:19,540 --> 00:13:20,750
You think I'm
gonna miss it?
300
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,800
OK, I see the head.
Push, Sophia.
301
00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:26,590
Hey, that's my wife.
Don't look down there.
302
00:13:26,630 --> 00:13:28,930
Artie, he's gotta
look down there.
303
00:13:28,970 --> 00:13:31,510
He doesn't have to stare!
He could glance.
304
00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:32,930
Oh! Oh, God!
305
00:13:32,970 --> 00:13:34,600
It's OK,
sweetheart.
306
00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:36,850
I'm here with you.
307
00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:39,190
By the way, before
you went into labor,
308
00:13:39,230 --> 00:13:41,360
did you happen to pick up
any English muffins?
309
00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:46,320
Well, I--I shopped today,
but I only got Wonder Bread.
310
00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:47,700
Wonder Bread?
311
00:13:47,740 --> 00:13:50,910
I specifically wrote on
the list English muffins!
312
00:13:50,950 --> 00:13:52,290
But you like Wonder Bread.
313
00:13:52,330 --> 00:13:54,660
It's got those cute balloons
on the package.
314
00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:55,960
Oh, for God's sake!
315
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,830
Those are not balloons.
They're just dots.
316
00:13:57,870 --> 00:13:59,830
Fine! We'll get
English muffins
317
00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:01,630
after we use up
the Wonder Bread.
318
00:14:01,670 --> 00:14:03,340
Oh, that could
be weeks!
319
00:14:03,380 --> 00:14:06,970
I gotta tell you, Sophia, you
dropped the ball on this one!
320
00:14:07,010 --> 00:14:10,510
-[BABY CRYING]
-It's out.
321
00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:11,930
Already?
322
00:14:11,970 --> 00:14:13,100
That didn't hurt at all.
323
00:14:13,140 --> 00:14:15,770
See? See what
I did there?
324
00:14:15,810 --> 00:14:16,940
I distracted you.
325
00:14:16,980 --> 00:14:19,020
And it's
a beautiful girl.
326
00:14:19,060 --> 00:14:21,940
Hey, don't look
at her, either!
327
00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:24,610
So anyway,
long story short,
328
00:14:24,650 --> 00:14:26,530
we picked up some English
muffins on the way home
329
00:14:26,570 --> 00:14:30,120
and threw the Wonder Bread
right in the trash.
330
00:14:31,490 --> 00:14:33,370
Thank you, Arthur.
331
00:14:38,870 --> 00:14:40,540
-Carrie, Carrie!
-What?
332
00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:43,250
Millberg wants my report on
the Boston Bank case in an hour,
333
00:14:43,290 --> 00:14:45,050
but I can't find any
of the depositions.
334
00:14:45,090 --> 00:14:46,970
All right, just relax, John.
What's the case number?
335
00:14:47,010 --> 00:14:51,550
Um, three, eight, something,
something, something.
336
00:14:51,590 --> 00:14:53,560
Very helpful.
Thank you.
337
00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:55,720
You know, we don't even
need the case number.
338
00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:59,690
We just cross-reference
with the attorney's name,
and there, it's searching.
339
00:14:59,730 --> 00:15:01,900
Ah, thank you.
340
00:15:01,940 --> 00:15:04,650
And, uh,
by the way, John,
341
00:15:04,690 --> 00:15:08,070
I just wanna say that I'm--
I'm happy for you.
342
00:15:08,110 --> 00:15:09,360
You got promoted
and all.
343
00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:10,740
I should have
told you sooner.
344
00:15:10,780 --> 00:15:12,370
-Oh, not a problem.
-No, I mean it.
345
00:15:12,410 --> 00:15:14,280
I guess what
I'm trying to say is, um,
346
00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:17,250
I'm sorry I gave you the finger
in the elevator over there.
347
00:15:17,290 --> 00:15:20,000
Please.
I provoked you.
348
00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:21,880
John. Harmon's
looking for you.
349
00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:24,380
Oh, God, what did
I screw up for him?
350
00:15:25,420 --> 00:15:27,510
Well, he's coming nice
and unglued.
351
00:15:27,550 --> 00:15:29,510
Well, that fact isn't lost
on the partners.
352
00:15:29,550 --> 00:15:31,430
I heard they're gonna
dump him on Monday.
353
00:15:31,470 --> 00:15:34,600
-What?
-Yep. Oh, and
I also heard
354
00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:36,770
who they're talking about
as his replacement.
355
00:15:36,810 --> 00:15:37,890
-Me?
-Mm-hmm.
356
00:15:37,930 --> 00:15:40,560
Oh, my God,
this is great!
357
00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:42,690
Oh, wait a minute.
358
00:15:42,730 --> 00:15:45,610
I'm supposed
to have a baby.
359
00:16:19,270 --> 00:16:21,350
DOUG:
Honey, you--you ready?
360
00:16:21,390 --> 00:16:23,020
Coming.
361
00:16:24,690 --> 00:16:27,020
-Hey.
-Hey.
362
00:16:27,770 --> 00:16:30,610
So, baby-making
time, huh?
363
00:16:30,650 --> 00:16:32,150
Oh, yeah.
364
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,570
[CLEARS THROAT]
365
00:16:33,610 --> 00:16:36,490
Did you ovulate today?
366
00:16:36,530 --> 00:16:40,450
I think so. It's not like
a bell goes off or anything.
367
00:16:41,540 --> 00:16:44,670
All right, then.
Let's get started, shall we?
368
00:16:44,710 --> 00:16:46,330
I, uh...
369
00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:49,460
Picked us up a candle
at the mall today.
370
00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:53,760
It smells like ice cream.
371
00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:58,010
Nice touch, Dougie.
372
00:16:58,050 --> 00:17:00,020
Thanks.
373
00:17:00,060 --> 00:17:01,890
Let's get going, OK?
374
00:17:01,930 --> 00:17:04,100
Yeah. OK.
375
00:17:04,140 --> 00:17:05,310
[CLEARS THROAT]
376
00:17:05,350 --> 00:17:07,520
So, should we, uh,
377
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:09,320
do the sex the way
we usually do it,
378
00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:11,740
or should I just
go right for it?
379
00:17:12,900 --> 00:17:15,660
You don't usually
go right for it?
380
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,580
N-n-no, I'm--
I'm just sayin'
381
00:17:19,620 --> 00:17:24,080
I've never done this for
the reason that God intended.
382
00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:29,960
Let's just do
what we always do.
383
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,130
-OK.
-OK.
384
00:17:36,590 --> 00:17:38,930
Y-you OK?
385
00:17:38,970 --> 00:17:42,560
Hmm? Oh, yeah,
yeah, yeah.
386
00:17:45,770 --> 00:17:47,520
Funny thing, actually.
387
00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:48,560
What?
388
00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:49,690
Oh, nothing really.
389
00:17:49,730 --> 00:17:51,230
It's just that, uh,
390
00:17:51,270 --> 00:17:54,030
John Dellamonica couldn't
hack it as a paralegal,
391
00:17:54,070 --> 00:17:56,570
so they're gonna offer me
the job after all.
392
00:17:56,610 --> 00:17:57,610
Isn't that a kick?
393
00:17:57,660 --> 00:18:00,330
I--I--I guess.
Do you wanna do it or...
394
00:18:00,370 --> 00:18:02,620
No! No, no, no.
I'm just saying,
395
00:18:02,660 --> 00:18:04,620
you know, it's nice validation
to know that they want me,
396
00:18:04,660 --> 00:18:07,540
but I don't wanna start
a whole new job
397
00:18:07,580 --> 00:18:10,290
now that we're doing
this, uh, baby deal.
398
00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:11,920
Look, if you
wanna take the job,
399
00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:13,300
then maybe we should
wait on this.
400
00:18:13,340 --> 00:18:15,420
I'm not saying
I wanna take the job.
401
00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:16,930
Well, what am
I supposed to think?
402
00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:19,050
Here I am trying to get
the troops ready for battle
403
00:18:19,090 --> 00:18:21,260
and...
404
00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:23,310
you're talking
about a promotion.
405
00:18:23,350 --> 00:18:25,770
I'm sorry. It's just that I had
a really good day at work,
406
00:18:25,810 --> 00:18:27,850
and it's bound to get me
thinking about stuff.
407
00:18:27,890 --> 00:18:30,440
Oh, I get it. You have a bad day
at work, you wanna have a baby.
408
00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:32,230
When you have
a good day, you don't.
409
00:18:32,270 --> 00:18:33,360
What happens when you have,
like, an OK day?
410
00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:36,240
"Oh, I wanna get a turtle."
411
00:18:37,780 --> 00:18:40,370
I'm not saying I don't
wanna have a baby.
412
00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:43,580
I'm just saying-- I don't
know what I'm saying!
413
00:18:43,620 --> 00:18:45,700
I'm just, you know, I'm having
some doubts, that's all.
414
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:47,370
-What do you want from me?
-Hey, I have doubts, too,
415
00:18:47,410 --> 00:18:50,130
but at least
I've been hiding mine!
416
00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:52,210
Wait a minute.
What are you saying?
417
00:18:52,250 --> 00:18:54,000
You were gonna go through
with this with doubts?
418
00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:55,800
-Oh, so were you.
-No. No, no, no.
419
00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:58,340
If you'll notice, we are
not having sex right now.
420
00:18:58,380 --> 00:19:00,470
That's all me, buddy.
421
00:19:01,550 --> 00:19:03,140
All right, look.
W-w-we're getting
422
00:19:03,180 --> 00:19:04,810
a little nuts here,
all right?
423
00:19:04,850 --> 00:19:08,810
Let's just calm down and--
and talk about this, OK?
424
00:19:08,850 --> 00:19:10,650
You're right.
425
00:19:10,690 --> 00:19:12,610
I'm sorry.
426
00:19:12,650 --> 00:19:15,730
Do you wanna have
a baby or not?
427
00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:18,240
We have to decide
one way or the other.
428
00:19:20,820 --> 00:19:22,700
You know what?
429
00:19:22,740 --> 00:19:24,700
Let's just do it.
430
00:19:24,740 --> 00:19:25,830
Really?
431
00:19:25,870 --> 00:19:27,410
Really.
432
00:19:27,450 --> 00:19:29,790
Look, honey, I know I've been
all over the place about this,
433
00:19:29,830 --> 00:19:31,500
and I'm sorry.
434
00:19:31,540 --> 00:19:33,710
But now I'm thinking,
what the hell?
435
00:19:33,750 --> 00:19:36,590
We're gonna have doubts
no matter when we decide
to do it, right?
436
00:19:36,630 --> 00:19:38,590
Yes. No one would
ever have a baby
437
00:19:38,630 --> 00:19:40,470
if they waited for all
the doubts to be gone.
438
00:19:40,510 --> 00:19:43,430
Exactly.
The important thing is
439
00:19:43,470 --> 00:19:46,930
that we love each other,
and we're in this together.
440
00:19:46,970 --> 00:19:49,270
I agree.
That's all that matters.
441
00:19:49,310 --> 00:19:51,980
So? Shall we?
442
00:19:52,020 --> 00:19:53,940
-Let's do it.
-Now.
443
00:19:53,980 --> 00:19:56,230
[GRUNTS]
444
00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:00,900
-Good luck.
-And to you, sir.
445
00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:08,080
CARRIE:
Oh, Doug...
446
00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:10,040
[DOUG MOANS]
447
00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:11,960
CARRIE:
We're really gonna do it.
448
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,290
We're about to make a child,
449
00:20:13,330 --> 00:20:16,040
a beautiful child
that's part of us.
450
00:20:16,090 --> 00:20:18,380
[DOUG MOANS]
451
00:20:19,590 --> 00:20:21,510
CARRIE:
I'm so happy.
452
00:20:21,550 --> 00:20:22,970
I love you so much.
453
00:20:23,010 --> 00:20:24,840
[DOUG MOANS]
454
00:20:26,260 --> 00:20:28,810
Doug!
455
00:20:28,850 --> 00:20:30,480
Doug.
456
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:33,230
-Doug!
-Wha...
457
00:20:33,270 --> 00:20:36,150
CARRIE:
Um, crazy thought.
458
00:20:36,190 --> 00:20:38,230
How about we wait...
459
00:20:38,270 --> 00:20:40,490
-like a year?
-Huh?
460
00:20:40,530 --> 00:20:43,740
CARRIE: Just a year, one year,
just to know that we really,
really, really wanna do this.
461
00:20:43,780 --> 00:20:45,320
That'll take
the pressure off you.
462
00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:47,240
I can do the paralegal
thing a little bit,
463
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:49,290
then, bam!
Baby time.
464
00:20:49,330 --> 00:20:51,410
DOUG:
You really wanna wait?
465
00:20:51,450 --> 00:20:55,790
-CARRIE: Yeah.
-Then don't move.
466
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,010
Douglas, Carrie,
467
00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:12,390
in anticipation of your
impending bundle of joy,
468
00:21:12,430 --> 00:21:14,690
I'd like to pass
down a toy
469
00:21:14,730 --> 00:21:17,440
that I enjoyed
as a child.
470
00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:20,280
Oh, Daddy, that is
so sweet of you.
471
00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:21,940
But you know what?
We decided to wait
472
00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:23,240
on the whole
baby thing.
473
00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:25,450
Oh, I see.
474
00:21:25,490 --> 00:21:28,320
The big guy
shootin' blanks?
475
00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:29,870
We're just not ready.
476
00:21:29,910 --> 00:21:33,500
OK, OK. Now, listen.
Take the toy anyway.
477
00:21:33,540 --> 00:21:37,630
In case you
ever are "ready."
478
00:21:39,170 --> 00:21:40,800
Thanks, Dad.
It's really cute.
479
00:21:40,840 --> 00:21:45,470
You bet it is.
See? The hose will
squirt real water,
480
00:21:45,510 --> 00:21:48,970
and the ladder
can actually extend.
481
00:21:49,010 --> 00:21:50,310
[LAUGHING]
482
00:21:50,350 --> 00:21:52,970
Gee, I completely
forgot about this.
483
00:21:53,020 --> 00:21:56,350
Woofie the fire dog
pops up and down.
484
00:21:56,390 --> 00:21:58,900
Look.
485
00:21:58,940 --> 00:22:00,730
[LAUGHS]
486
00:22:01,860 --> 00:22:03,150
Hmm.
487
00:22:03,190 --> 00:22:05,490
As long as
you're waiting,
488
00:22:05,530 --> 00:22:07,860
I might as well
hang on to this.
489
00:22:12,200 --> 00:22:15,910
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