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Hey.
Hey.
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Did you know that we have
a tub of cottage cheese
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that expired
in January of '97?
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Do I look like
I know anything
about cottage cheese?
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Gotcha.
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Gotta tell you,
nothing better than
a holiday Monday.
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I had that panic
moment when I woke
up this morning,
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and I felt like,
"Uh-oh. I gotta
go to work."
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Then I was like,
"No, I don't.
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I can just lay here
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and scratch and
touch all morning."
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You do realize
men died to give you
this holiday, right?
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And I appreciate it.
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Otherwise, I'd
be touching myself
in Nazi Germany.
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What's all this?
What, are you cleaning
the kitchen?
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Yeah. I haven't
done it since, uh...
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well, ever.
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Does-- Does it
really need it?
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Please, this kitchen
has gotten so overgrown
with crap.
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I mean,
look at this--
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Do we really need
800 pairs of chopsticks?
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Looks like
you got a pretty
big job ahead of you.
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Do you need help?
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No, I got it.
You sure?
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Yeah. It's okay.
'Cause I'd be
happy to if...
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Doug, what would
you say if I said,
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"Yes, I would like
you to help me clean
out the kitchen"?
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I'd just run.
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Well, don't worry.
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I got it
under control.
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Actually, I invited
Richie over anyway.
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Oh. How's he doing?
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Uh... not so good
since his divorce
went through, you know?
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So I figured if I
invite him over and
we hang out all day,
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it might shimmy him back
into a good place.
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Well, that's
nice of you, honey.
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I'm just trying
to be a friend to the guy.
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Hey, here it is!
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Here's my pro-blaster
muscle powder.
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That's what
went wrong here.
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So start taking it now.
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Nah. That ship sailed.
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So, you find anything
you wanna watch yet?
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No. Daytime TV
is brutal.
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What are we
supposed to watch,
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The Way We Were
on the Romance
Channel?
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That on?
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Why? You wanna
watch it?
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Do you?
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BOTH: Nah, I don't
wanna watch it.
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Look at this.
Classic Sports
is showing
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Game Six of
the World Series--
the '86 Mets!
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All right, baby.
Put it on. We're there.
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Oh, wait.
Actually, it's
not on till 4:00.
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What time is it now?
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It's a quarter
to 10:00.
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What are we gonna do
till then?
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I don't know.
I guess...
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We could just...
talk.
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Sure.
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So... how you
been doing?
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How you been
feeling since
the, uh...
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the divorce thing?
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Ah, pretty good,
I guess.
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You know how it is.
Oh, yeah.
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What are you
gonna do?
What can you do?
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Nothin'. I mean,
it is what it is.
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Yes, it is.
You just gotta...
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You gotta.
That's the thing,
right there.
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Absolutely.
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CARRIE: Doug, phone!
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Okay, remember
where we were.
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Hello?
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[POTS AND PANS
CLATTERING]
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What? I'm sorry,
I can't... No, no.
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Honey! If you
don't mind.
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I'm gonna take this
in the other room.
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Oh. Hi, darling.
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What are you doing
home on a Monday?
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It's a holiday, Dad.
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Is it? Thank God.
Mm-hmm.
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I could use a day
without all the pressure
and the stress.
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What are you doing?
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Cleaning out
the kitchen, Daddy.
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Hey, you're
not throwing out
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these rubber bands,
are you?
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They're all broken, Dad.
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So? You tie
the ends together,
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and they're just
as good as new,
Mrs. Rockefeller!
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Well, there goes
my day off,
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right out
the window!
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You know what?
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Just give me two minutes
to figure this out,
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and I'll call you back.
Okay? All right, bye.
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Who was that?
That was Ray Barone.
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He wants to know
if his mother can
drop him off here.
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What, for a play date?
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No. He's running errands
with her,
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and he wants to bail
and play golf with me.
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What do you think
I should do?
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Doug, you have Richie
out in the garage.
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I know. What do you
think I should do?
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You invited him
over here to spend
the day with you.
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I know. What do you
think I should do?!
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Don't play golf.
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But it's at
a private course.
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He's got a tee time
and everything.
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So play. Just invite
Richie to come along
with you.
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Richie doesn't play golf.
Besides, I don't think
they'd hit it off.
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[IMITATING RICHIE]
It'd be like,
"So, Ray, you write
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for that paper, huh?
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You think you could hook me up
with one of the models
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from the underwear ads?"
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[IMITATING RAY]
"It's a separate department.
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Uh, I'm tryin' to swing!"
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That's good, honey.
Now do William Shatner.
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Come on. I just don't
wanna say no to Ray.
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Why not?
Because we've only
hung out twice.
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This is the crucial
third get-together.
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If we were dating,
today's when we
would have sex.
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Okay, I'm back to
"Don't play golf."
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Look, you're a grown man.
You know what the right
thing to do is.
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I'm gonna play.
I'll see you
in hell.
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[BARBRA STREISAND SINGING
"THE WAY WE WERE" ON TV]
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Hey.
Hey, this--
this remote,
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it keeps
jumping around.
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Yeah. Look, uh...
something's come up.
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Some sort of
an emergency.
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Was that the phone call?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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It's this guy I know--
this Ray Barone guy.
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Ray Barone,
the sportswriter?
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Yeah. You know,
he wants me to
help him out,
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and it's gotta be
right now, so...
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What doeshewant
youto do?
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Uh, go someplace
with him.
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I don't know...
golf, I think.
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I'm not even sure,
really.
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You wanna leave
and go play golf?
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I don'twantto.
Haveto.
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Look, if you
wanna blow me off
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to go hang out
with your big
show-biz friend,
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then just say so.
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That-that's not it!
I'm outta here.
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Richie, I could still
be back by 4:00.
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We can watch
the Met game
together.
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-Forget it.
-It'll be great!
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Just like in '86,
when we watched
the first time.
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We'll get
some burgers,
some beers,
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we'll throw up
on the lawn like
we did then, huh?
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That was fun.
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CARRIE:
Doug, Ray's here!
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So, 4:00. Okay?
4:00 on that couch.
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All right.
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So, four...
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...o'clock.
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All right!
I feel good
about this.
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So, 4:00, right?
4:00.
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Yeah, 4:00--
on the couch. 4:00.
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What, three people
can't play golf
together?
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It's not sex,
for God's sakes!
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Look, I'm--
I'm not even a member.
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I got two passes from
a friend, that's all.
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Look, let me
level with you.
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The minute you
and Doug walk out
that door...
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my daughter's
gonna beat the hell
out of me.
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Uh, you know what?
Just-- just come.
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It's fine, it's fine.
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You're a good man,
Randy.
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Should we hit
a bucket of balls first?
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Nah, let's just get out there
and tee off, you know.
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Oh!
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I didn't see that comin'.
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Yeah. Hey, with my job,
I spend a lot of time
in locker rooms.
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You never know when
you're gonna get a walk-by.
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Yeah, but that one
was rough. I'm--
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I'm gonna see him when I blink.
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See, you gotta shake it off.
Man, just shake it off.
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Yeah, but he's in there.
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Hey, I had
Patrick Ewing
for a month.
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I'll be right back.
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[SIGHS]
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Sorry I got held up.
I was picking up some
golf balls for us.
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Where'd you get those?
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Uh, that big, open
area out there with
the fence around it.
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That's
the driving range.
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Yeah. They were coming
at me pretty fast, too.
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I think
some of those bastards
were aiming at me!
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All right, gentlemen,
we ready to play golf?
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Showtime.
Let's go.
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Come on.
Come on, Arthur.
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[THUNDER]
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Oh, man.
Where did this come from?
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Damn it.
It was sunny
this morning.
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Ahh!
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All right, well,
you know, we'll
just wait it out.
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Yeah, I guess.
I just... hope it
doesn't last too long.
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Tell me, Rory,
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you like a good card trick?
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[SIGHS] Nothing
like a day off.
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[DOORBELL]
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[DOORBELL]
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Coming.
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[DOORBELL]
Coming!
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Hello. Heh heh heh...
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Hello.
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So, I'm here.
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Okay.
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I-I'm a little early,
but I will not drive
in the rain.
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There's just too many
maniacs on the road.
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I know my husband laughs at me,
but you know something?
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He's one of the maniacs.
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Do I know you?
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Oh, I'm Raymond's mother.
I'm supposed to pick him up.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Nobody told me
you were coming.
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They're
not back yet.
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Oh, I see.
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Well, obviously,
you're very busy, dear,
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so I'll just wait
in the car.
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I just-- I hope the heat
works with the motor off.
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Uh... Mrs., uh...
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Raymond's mother?
Yeah?
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You can wait in here,
if you like.
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Oh. The name's Marie,
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and that's very nice
of you, dear.
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Thank you.
Heh heh...
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It's probably best I
don't wait in the car.
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The neighborhood
doesn't look too safe.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Any card.
Any card at all.
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It's traditional to pick
from the middle of the deck.
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Fine.
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All right, now look at
the card, memorize it,
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put it back in the deck,
anywhere.
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Not there.
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00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:42,600
Not there.
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Not there.
Well, where?
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Anywhere.
Okay.
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Not there.
Oh, whoops!
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Queen of diamonds.
Trick over.
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Fine. You just ruined
a thrilling illusion.
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You happy with yourself?
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MALE REPORTER [ON TV]:
...rain tapering offthis afternoon
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followed bypartial clearingand a high of 63.
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Hey, you hear that?
It's gonna stop.
246
00:11:02,030 --> 00:11:03,780
We should go
tee off now.
247
00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:05,490
Now? Come on.
It's still pouring.
248
00:11:05,540 --> 00:11:07,830
It's not pouring.
It's drizzle.
249
00:11:07,870 --> 00:11:11,750
It's a...steady...
pounding drizzle.
250
00:11:11,790 --> 00:11:13,420
Ah, come on.
Let's just wait,
all right?
251
00:11:13,460 --> 00:11:15,500
I think your
father-in-law's
gonna come back
252
00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:17,880
and try to saw me
in half, anyway.
253
00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:23,640
You know, I--
I guess we could wait.
254
00:11:23,680 --> 00:11:25,930
It's just that
the second the rain stops,
255
00:11:25,970 --> 00:11:27,810
everybody's gonna
go out at once.
256
00:11:27,850 --> 00:11:29,480
It's gonna be
a madhouse out there.
257
00:11:29,520 --> 00:11:30,850
That's true.
258
00:11:30,890 --> 00:11:32,770
I hate when
everybody watches
me tee off.
259
00:11:32,810 --> 00:11:35,480
Yeah. It's like they
want you to fail.
260
00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:37,030
Thank you! Yes.
261
00:11:37,070 --> 00:11:39,440
What the hell.
Let's just do it,
you know?
262
00:11:39,490 --> 00:11:41,650
Let's golf in the rain.
You want to?
263
00:11:41,700 --> 00:11:43,700
Let's just get out there.
Tough it out!
264
00:11:43,740 --> 00:11:46,280
All right, let's go.
Let's tough it out, man!
265
00:11:46,330 --> 00:11:47,450
We're tough.
Yeah!
266
00:11:47,490 --> 00:11:49,160
Come on. I'll
get my poncho.
267
00:11:50,790 --> 00:11:52,620
Arthur, let's go.
We're gonna tee off.
268
00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:54,040
Oh, no,
not in the rain.
269
00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:55,960
Two times hit
by lightning.
That's enough.
270
00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,760
Last one left me
a little rattled.
271
00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:00,760
All right.
Just make yourself
comfortable here.
272
00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:03,390
They got my credit card,
so if you want a sandwich
or something,
273
00:12:03,430 --> 00:12:04,970
you can just sign
my name to it.
274
00:12:05,010 --> 00:12:07,810
Well, that's
very gracious
of you, Petey.
275
00:12:08,890 --> 00:12:10,730
Are you all set?
Yeah.
276
00:12:10,770 --> 00:12:13,310
You know what, hold on, I gotta
make a little pit stop, myself.
277
00:12:13,350 --> 00:12:15,020
All right, I'll join you.
278
00:12:58,310 --> 00:12:59,270
Dear...
279
00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:01,480
Aah!
Oh! Oh!
280
00:13:01,530 --> 00:13:02,740
Did I scare you?
281
00:13:02,780 --> 00:13:05,030
Oh, no, no.
Can I get you
something?
282
00:13:05,070 --> 00:13:07,820
Well, is it
possible to get
a nice cup of tea?
283
00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:09,620
Oh, yeah, sure.
284
00:13:09,660 --> 00:13:11,370
Let me just, uh...
285
00:13:11,410 --> 00:13:13,660
Reassemble
the stove here.
286
00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:15,540
Oh, no, no.
Don't bother, honey.
287
00:13:15,580 --> 00:13:18,380
No... just a glass of...
ginger ale.
288
00:13:18,420 --> 00:13:20,000
Oh, all right.
289
00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:22,380
Okay... well...
290
00:13:22,420 --> 00:13:24,340
Don't seem
to have any,
291
00:13:24,380 --> 00:13:25,760
but can I
interest you
292
00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:28,720
in a slightly
swollen can of
peach nectar?
293
00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:31,060
No. Never mind.
294
00:13:31,100 --> 00:13:34,230
I think I have
a sucking candy.
295
00:13:36,310 --> 00:13:39,940
You know...
it might be good to...
296
00:13:39,980 --> 00:13:42,030
for you to have
some ginger ale on hand
297
00:13:42,070 --> 00:13:44,440
for company, you know?
298
00:13:46,650 --> 00:13:49,450
It's the right thing
to do.
299
00:13:50,780 --> 00:13:53,790
Right.
I'll do that.
300
00:13:55,410 --> 00:13:57,210
Oh, honey...
now, see...
301
00:13:57,250 --> 00:13:59,880
little short circles--
quick circles--
302
00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:02,590
With a lot of
elbow grease, see?
303
00:14:02,630 --> 00:14:03,960
Let me show you.
304
00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:06,090
See, like this.
305
00:14:06,130 --> 00:14:07,340
See?
306
00:14:09,470 --> 00:14:10,760
Okay, you got it?
307
00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:12,060
You know,
not really.
308
00:14:12,100 --> 00:14:14,310
Could you just
show me...?
309
00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:18,100
Here. All right?
310
00:14:18,140 --> 00:14:19,440
See?
311
00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:21,520
Little, quick,
short circles.
312
00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:23,440
Okay. You try.
313
00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:27,650
Like this?
314
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:30,280
No, no, no...
not like that, no.
315
00:14:31,490 --> 00:14:35,200
Just-- why don't you
just sit and watch, okay?
316
00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:37,250
Well... okay.
317
00:14:37,290 --> 00:14:38,830
[LAUGHS]
318
00:14:42,790 --> 00:14:44,210
See? Like this.
319
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:45,630
Ah... oh, yeah.
320
00:14:45,670 --> 00:14:47,340
Yeah.
321
00:14:49,970 --> 00:14:51,180
[THUNDER CRASHING]
322
00:14:51,220 --> 00:14:53,140
Rain's picked up,
huh?
323
00:14:53,180 --> 00:14:55,640
What?
I said the rain's
picked up.
324
00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:56,980
Has it?
325
00:14:57,020 --> 00:14:58,810
Maybe a little.
326
00:14:58,850 --> 00:15:00,350
Hey, sorry the pro shop
327
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,310
didn't have one of these
in your size.
328
00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:03,980
Sure you couldn't fit
into a medium?
329
00:15:04,020 --> 00:15:06,070
Not since I was 11.
330
00:15:06,110 --> 00:15:08,610
You're up.
Why don't you
hit first, huh?
331
00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:11,320
You really
wanna do this?
332
00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:12,820
Yeah. We're tough.
What, you're not tough?
333
00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:15,410
I'm tough.
No, I'm tough.
I'm just sayin'.
334
00:15:18,870 --> 00:15:20,540
All right.
335
00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,000
Whoo!
336
00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:28,170
Oh, that's
250 yards,
right there!
337
00:15:28,210 --> 00:15:30,510
Oh, the wind's
catching it.
338
00:15:30,550 --> 00:15:32,510
All right,
about 150...
339
00:15:32,550 --> 00:15:34,510
What'd that go,
about 70?
340
00:15:34,550 --> 00:15:35,970
That's 75, easy.
341
00:15:36,010 --> 00:15:38,680
And you're right
in the middle
of the fairway.
342
00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:40,640
You gotta like that.
343
00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:51,740
Man, that was
the best nine holes
of my life!
344
00:15:51,780 --> 00:15:55,160
You know, once you
harness the power
of that jet stream,
345
00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:57,330
you really get
a lot of distance.
346
00:15:58,290 --> 00:15:59,330
Uh-huh, yeah.
347
00:15:59,370 --> 00:16:02,920
Well, if it isn't
Bobby Jones
348
00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:05,670
and Bobby Jones's
fat, wet friend.
349
00:16:05,710 --> 00:16:07,300
Arthur, what
are you doing?
350
00:16:07,340 --> 00:16:09,010
Whe-where are
your clothes?
351
00:16:09,050 --> 00:16:10,920
I decided
to take advantage
352
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,380
of their
pressing service.
353
00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:14,680
Then I figured,
"As long as I'm naked,
354
00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:16,680
why not get
a massage?"
355
00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:17,760
Thank you again.
356
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:20,140
You're a very
generous fellow.
357
00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:24,190
I said
get a sandwich!
358
00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:27,820
You should probably cancel
your credit card.
359
00:16:27,860 --> 00:16:29,190
Ah, don't worry
about it.
360
00:16:29,230 --> 00:16:31,030
Come on. Let's
get back out there.
361
00:16:31,070 --> 00:16:32,860
Actually, Ray,
it's almost 3:30.
362
00:16:32,900 --> 00:16:34,660
I really should
get going home.
363
00:16:34,700 --> 00:16:35,910
What?
You wanna leave?
364
00:16:35,950 --> 00:16:37,200
Come on. We're having
a great time here.
365
00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:38,910
I know. It's just
I have something
366
00:16:38,950 --> 00:16:40,250
very, very important
to do at 4:00.
367
00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:41,830
What? What's
so important?
368
00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:45,880
I'm supposed
to watch TV...
with a guy.
369
00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:48,210
You're leaving here
to watch TV?
370
00:16:48,250 --> 00:16:49,880
Come on.
I just shot a 38.
371
00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:51,800
I got a chance
for the best round
of my life here!
372
00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:53,010
I know, I know.
373
00:16:53,050 --> 00:16:54,880
Besides, this was
your idea, right?
374
00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:56,720
The rain...
the tough thing.
375
00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:58,390
I'm tough here.
Now, you did that.
376
00:16:58,430 --> 00:17:00,770
All right,
all right.
Let's go.
377
00:17:00,810 --> 00:17:03,270
Come on.
Ha ha, ho!
378
00:17:07,020 --> 00:17:08,650
See what I'm
doing, honey?
379
00:17:08,690 --> 00:17:11,780
It's the long,
downward strokes
against the grain
380
00:17:11,820 --> 00:17:13,070
that do the trick.
381
00:17:13,110 --> 00:17:15,030
Yeah. Against
the train.
382
00:17:15,070 --> 00:17:16,740
I got it, mm-hmm.
383
00:17:16,780 --> 00:17:18,120
Okay...
384
00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:20,450
Okay, student,
you ready to try?
385
00:17:21,620 --> 00:17:22,910
Uh, you know what?
386
00:17:22,950 --> 00:17:24,410
I'll get it
a little later.
387
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:26,960
Why don't you have a seat?
Let's chat.
388
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,250
But--
No, no.
Come on.
389
00:17:28,290 --> 00:17:30,340
Sit, sit, sit,
sit, sit, sit.
390
00:17:34,260 --> 00:17:36,890
So, you live on
the island, right?
391
00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:39,260
You like it?
It's fine.
392
00:17:39,300 --> 00:17:43,140
It's a little far
from the city,
you know?
393
00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:47,810
Sweetheart, if
you wait too long,
394
00:17:47,850 --> 00:17:51,520
the wax will dry
and start to cake up.
395
00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:53,070
I don't mind.
396
00:17:53,110 --> 00:17:54,990
So, you were saying
you don't get to
the city much?
397
00:17:55,030 --> 00:17:56,450
Just every once
in a while.
398
00:17:56,490 --> 00:17:57,780
You know, we'll
go to the theater
399
00:17:57,820 --> 00:18:00,410
or something
like that, but...
400
00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:03,700
Sweetheart...
401
00:18:04,870 --> 00:18:06,120
If-- if it dries,
402
00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:08,960
it could
damage the wood
permanently.
403
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,670
I'll get to it.
404
00:18:10,710 --> 00:18:12,460
So, did you get
to seeLes Miz?
405
00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:14,550
Wasn't it so sad?
406
00:18:17,340 --> 00:18:20,140
I'll just finish this.
407
00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:30,360
You're up.
Why don't you tee off?
408
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:32,980
All righty!
What do we got?
409
00:18:33,020 --> 00:18:35,530
[THUNDER RUMBLES]
I got an eight-iron.
What do you think?
410
00:18:35,570 --> 00:18:38,240
That's fine. Go ahead.
I don't know. The pin--
the pin's back.
411
00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:40,660
Is that the pin?
Yeah, that's the pin.
412
00:18:40,700 --> 00:18:41,660
Just hit it already, would you?
413
00:18:41,700 --> 00:18:43,700
All right.
Take it easy.
414
00:18:44,620 --> 00:18:46,250
[GRUNTS]
415
00:18:51,540 --> 00:18:54,050
Gonna tee it up
a little higher.
416
00:18:55,550 --> 00:18:59,050
Wanna get over
that bunker.
Yeah.
417
00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:07,480
Oh-ohhhh...
418
00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:09,520
Baby, be it!
419
00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:11,860
Be it...
Oh, yeah!
420
00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:14,690
Oh, yeah.
You're up, pal.
421
00:19:14,730 --> 00:19:16,280
Okay.
422
00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:19,200
Okay, let's go.
423
00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:21,780
You're out
of bounds.
That's okay.
424
00:19:21,820 --> 00:19:23,030
No. Go ahead,
hit it again.
425
00:19:23,070 --> 00:19:24,330
I never saw
that shot.
426
00:19:24,370 --> 00:19:26,240
All right, all right.
427
00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:30,920
Okay.
428
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:32,880
You hit
a Wagoneer.
429
00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:34,380
Hit-- hit
another one.
430
00:19:34,420 --> 00:19:36,000
No. It's fine.
No. Go ahead.
431
00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:37,510
Ray, I don't want to.
Hit it again.
Nobody's watching.
432
00:19:37,550 --> 00:19:40,760
Okay, whatever!
Okay? Jeez...
433
00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:42,140
All right?
434
00:19:42,180 --> 00:19:44,220
There we go...
There we go...
435
00:19:44,260 --> 00:19:45,810
Oh, great shot,
chubby!
436
00:19:45,850 --> 00:19:47,430
I stink! I stink!
437
00:19:47,470 --> 00:19:49,180
I hate me!
438
00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:53,480
You just gotta
follow through more.
439
00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:57,570
I shouldn't
be here, Ray.
440
00:19:57,610 --> 00:20:00,860
I ditched a good friend
to come do this with you.
441
00:20:02,700 --> 00:20:04,370
Now I'm cold, I'm wet...
442
00:20:04,410 --> 00:20:08,240
I'm shooting 140--
that's with cheating.
443
00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:11,120
Man, if I'm ever gonna
live with myself,
444
00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:14,630
I gotta go back and--
and make things right.
445
00:20:16,290 --> 00:20:18,130
You-- You understand?
446
00:20:19,170 --> 00:20:20,970
Two more holes.
447
00:20:21,010 --> 00:20:23,800
I can't!
All right. Go, go!
448
00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:30,310
Hey, don't forget
to take the old guy!
449
00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:36,650
Oh, damn it!
450
00:20:38,190 --> 00:20:40,440
Oh, God...
451
00:20:41,070 --> 00:20:43,410
I am not a good person.
452
00:20:46,740 --> 00:20:49,240
[TURNS ON BASEBALL GAME]
453
00:20:51,580 --> 00:20:52,620
Hey, Moose!
454
00:20:52,660 --> 00:20:54,830
Hey, Richie,
listen--
Sorry I'm late.
455
00:20:54,870 --> 00:20:57,590
I was at OTB,
and I just kept
winnin'--
456
00:20:57,630 --> 00:21:00,170
trifectas, the exactas,
a couple daily doubles.
457
00:21:00,210 --> 00:21:03,680
Unbelievable!
Boom! $28.
458
00:21:05,340 --> 00:21:07,800
You-- You were
at OTB the whole time?
459
00:21:07,850 --> 00:21:09,140
Yeah.
460
00:21:09,180 --> 00:21:11,930
Do the words
"4 o'clock" mean
nothing to you?!
461
00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:14,230
Sorry.
462
00:21:14,270 --> 00:21:17,440
Hey, you screwed up.
It happens.
463
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:32,790
Well, what
have we here?
464
00:21:36,370 --> 00:21:38,130
One of Carrie's
friends?
465
00:21:38,170 --> 00:21:40,090
Oh, no. Heh heh...
466
00:21:40,130 --> 00:21:44,470
No. I--I'm just waiting
for my son Raymond
to come back.
467
00:21:44,510 --> 00:21:46,050
Raymond?
468
00:21:46,090 --> 00:21:49,050
No one named Raymond
has been here today.
469
00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:51,260
But, you see...
470
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:53,890
I dropped him off
myself.
471
00:21:53,930 --> 00:21:55,640
Ah...
472
00:21:55,690 --> 00:21:59,690
You are as confused
as you are lovely.
473
00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:04,740
So, can I take
you to dinner
at my club?
474
00:22:04,780 --> 00:22:08,490
I currently enjoy
a line of credit
there.
475
00:22:12,330 --> 00:22:16,290
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