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What do you got there?
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Mini Number-O's.
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Frosted Numbers.
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Oh, I'll give 'em a try.
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Ooh!
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3-D glasses!
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[CHUCKLES]
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Guess this is my lucky day.
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Can I, uh--
Can I see 'em?
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You can see 'em fine
from right there.
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Wow!
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OK, you know what,
fine, fine, enjoy 'em.
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Ooh...
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Look, Arthur, it's, uh...
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It's no big deal,
but, uh,
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I did buy the cereal,
so technically,
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those are mine.
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Possession is 9/10ths
of the law, buddy boy!
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You know what,
you keep those, and I'll..
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I'll keep the box
with the 3-D jungle scene
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on the back, OK?
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Let me see that.
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Ah-ah! 9/10ths of the law!
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Look at that, it's even fun
to look at with plain eyes.
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Look at the jungle cat.
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Rrrowr!
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Maybe we can work something out!
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Oh! Suddenly we're negotiating.
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Don't think so.
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I'm warning you!
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I'll rip 'em in half!
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Go ahead, big shot!
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Well, that's it.
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You'll never see
this jungle picture again.
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No more jungle picture, OK?
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I've had it.
There you go. Huh?
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Want some cereal, hon?
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All right,
Mr. and Mrs. Heffernan.
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I'm gonna try to
wrap this up quickly.
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You probably have
better things to do
with your evening
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than talk about insurance.
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I don't know.
Just that pesky
World Series.
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Well, actually,
all I need now
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is your decision
on the building code
upgrade coverage.
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You think you want that
or not?
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Well, do you think
we need it?
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Well, personally, I think
the argument for it
is fairly specious.
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[BOTH MOUTHING WORDS]
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So...yea or nay?
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Well, that depends
how, uh, specious
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the argument
really is.
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Well, I'd say in your case,
it's extremely specious.
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I guess we just
have to decide
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if we're into the whole
specious thang.
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You know what?
I'm just gonna
think about it.
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I'm just gonna
think about it
right over here.
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[MOUTHS WORDS]
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So...insurance.
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It's quite a game.
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How'd a crazy guy
like yourself
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get involved with that?
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Well, you know,
I just needed something
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where I could be out,
you know, meeting people.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
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Because, you know,
there's one thing
my old grandma used to say--
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Alrighty, yeah!
That's nice.
All right.
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So, hon, yea or nay?
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Well, since
the argument for it
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has the ring of truth,
but is actually false...
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I say we take a pass.
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I agree.
All right.
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Let's play ball.
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[COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING;
CHAIN SAW REVVING ON TV]
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What are we watching?
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Indian River
lumberjack competition.
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This looks to be
the pole-bucking finals.
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Ah.
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See, he's gotta climb up
that 20-foot pole
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and cut a slice off the end
with his chain saw.
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It's judged on speed
and chain-saw technique.
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You do realize we have
a limited time on this earth,
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don't you?
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What's the matter?
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Just what happened
tonight.
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I mean, it didn't
bother you at all
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that we didn't know
what "specious" meant?
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A little at first,
but I made my peace with it.
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See, now, that slice
is uneven.
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That's gonna cost him.
That's points off
right there.
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I got news for you, hon.
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We're getting dumber
as a couple.
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Ah, we're fine.
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No, we're not fine.
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Hey!
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Doug, we're turning
into idiots.
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All we do is watch TV
all the time.
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You know, there are couples
that actually sit
in bed and read.
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Who do you know
who sits in bed
and reads?
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Mike and Carol Brady.
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You see? That's all
I could come up with
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because I'm an idiot.
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You are not,
all right?
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Stop that.
Don't talk like that.
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I love you.
Now come here.
Gimme a hug.
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Oh, yeah, right.
Nice try.
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Come on!
Give me the remote.
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No TV!
Yes TV.
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Doug, come on.
You know it wouldn't
kill us to read more.
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Yes, kill us.
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All right,
Doug, stop.
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Now, just pretend
I'm a commercial
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and listen to me
for one minute.
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What?
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OK. This girlfriend
of mine at work,
her and her husband,
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they take
all these classes
together at night,
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you know,
different things,
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just to keep
their minds going,
you know?
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Losers!
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They're not losers.
Now, come on.
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We should do
something like that.
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OK, come on,
give me the remote.
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I do things
you want to do.
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Oh, yeah?
Like what?
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Like sex.
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Oh, like you don't
enjoy the gravy train.
Come on.
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I will. Come on,
just take one class with me.
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One class
one night a week.
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If we get too smart,
we'll stop.
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All right.
All right.
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OK.
Gimme the remote.
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There you go.
Thank you.
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All right.
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[MAN SCREAMING ON TV]
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Oh, great. Look at that.
Lost a finger!
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I missed it.
Thank you.
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Heffanen is handling
Ianeutry's backhand volleys.
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Indeed, he's answering them
in kind.
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Oh! Brilliant passing shot
by Heffanen to win the day!
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Score now stands 6-4.
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Hey, Moose, we playin' poker
Thursday night?
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I can't.
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Carrie signed us up
for some night class.
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"The Victorian Novel."
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All right!
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What's up with that?
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I don't know,
she started yappin'
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during the lumberjack
competition--
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I said yes
to get the remote back.
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Hey, you're in for a real treat.
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Such wonderful novels--
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Wuthering Heights,
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Tess of the d'Ubervilles...
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Oh, they're all written
with such panache.
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See, that's why you get
a lot of wedgies.
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You know, maybe I'll take
this class with you.
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You know,
these extension courses
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are a really good place
to meet women.
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Spence, you couldn't
pick up any women
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in that wine tasting class,
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and they were all drunk.
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Yeah, but books
are more my milieu.
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Okay, one more word in French
out of you,
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I'm gonna have to kick your ass.
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Touché.
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That's it.
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I'll tell you,
this was a banner idea
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you kids had,
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taking classes at night.
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You decided
what you're
gonna take, Dad?
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I'm not sure.
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Either salsa dancing
or how to become
a notary public.
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What do you think?
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Well, that depends
if you want to dance
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or watch people
sign things.
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Both interest me.
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Hey, would you
watch the road
now and again?
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Would you relax?
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I'm sorry.
It's just that kid--
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I think he's gotta
go home and change now.
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You know what?
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I think I'm gonna take
the notary class.
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God knows, the world doesn't
need another salsa dancer.
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[HONKING]
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Spence, come on.
SPENCE: Coming!
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Bye, Mom.
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I don't know how late.
We might go out after.
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I don't need
to wear my hood.
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Soon as we get
around the corner,
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this thing's
coming right off.
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And so, by the beginning
of the century,
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you've got Napoleon
overrunning Europe,
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the promise
of democracy gone,
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the Industrial Revolution
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turning everyone's lives
upside down.
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And from this upheaval
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emerged some of the greatest
writers in history.
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Does this
look like Batman?
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In one short period
of history,
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you've got Charles Dickens,
Thomas Hardy,
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the Bronte sisters,
Jane Austen,
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all the way through
Henry James and Oscar Wilde.
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Now, these writers,
each in their own way,
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reflected the mores
and conventions
of their times,
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and in many cases,
I think we'll find
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they challenge
these mores as well.
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Quit it!
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Oh, he was touching me.
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Anyway, we're gonna
get rolling with a novel
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by one of the most
truly interesting
writers of the era--
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Charlotte Bronte.
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The book,Jane Eyre.
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I'm also handing out
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a list of 10
discussion questions
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aboutJane Eyre.
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I want you to read the book,
look them over.
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We will discuss them
when we meet again.
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ARTHUR:
I'll tell you this much,
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becoming a notary public
is not for the timid.
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No, sir.
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Verycompetitive.
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A lot of backstabbing here.
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Hey, pull over.
I gotta use the john.
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Why didn't you go
when we dropped
Spence off?
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I didn't have to go then.
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Excuse me for not
having a prostate!
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All right, Dad.
There's a Dairy Queen.
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Go knock yourself out.
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OK. After I pee,
anyone want a soft serve?
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No, thanks.
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Okey-doke.
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OK, look, I'm sorry
about the class.
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I was just
fooling around.
I'm sorry.
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Forget about it.
It's not even
your fault.
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It's my fault.
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It is?
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I just kind of had
this stupid fantasy
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that we'd
take the class
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and we'd both enjoy it
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and then we'd read
more books
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and eventually
we spend our evenings
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sitting in front
of a roaring fireplace,
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drinking cognac,
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exchanging
witty repartee.
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Who was I kidding?
We can't even do
the word jumble
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in theDaily News.
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All right,
you know what?
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I'm gonna read the book.
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No, Doug, don't,
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because I wasn't
trying to guilt you
into doing it.
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I know, OK?
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I want to. I want us
both to read it
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and talk about it
in front of a roaring fire.
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I'm sure your father
will start one
at some point.
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You really
want to continue
with the class?
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Yes.
257
00:11:20,340 --> 00:11:21,380
Thank you.
258
00:11:21,430 --> 00:11:22,930
OK.
259
00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:29,310
Honey...
Hmm?
260
00:11:30,520 --> 00:11:31,350
Nothin'.
261
00:11:31,390 --> 00:11:35,610
[**]
262
00:11:40,030 --> 00:11:43,490
OK, baby.
Got my reading supplies,
263
00:11:43,530 --> 00:11:45,700
ahem, my lap pillow,
264
00:11:45,740 --> 00:11:48,660
my, uh,
pro-reader bookmark,
265
00:11:48,700 --> 00:11:49,910
and, uh...
266
00:11:49,950 --> 00:11:52,210
my itty-bitty
book light
267
00:11:52,250 --> 00:11:54,040
for after
lights out.
268
00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:58,130
And...?
269
00:12:14,940 --> 00:12:16,610
Book.
270
00:12:16,650 --> 00:12:19,480
There you go, bubbie.
271
00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:21,320
OK!
272
00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:24,950
Me and the missus
getting jiggy
with our books.
273
00:12:24,990 --> 00:12:29,790
Here we go.
Chapter one.
274
00:12:29,830 --> 00:12:32,330
DOUG [READING]:
"There was no possibilityof taking a walk that day.
275
00:12:32,370 --> 00:12:34,210
"We had beenwandering, indeed,
276
00:12:34,250 --> 00:12:36,210
"in the leafless shrubberyan hour in the morning.
277
00:12:36,250 --> 00:12:38,290
"but since dinner,the cold winter wind
278
00:12:38,340 --> 00:12:40,880
"had brought with itclouds so somber
279
00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:42,840
"and a rain so penetrating
280
00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:44,470
"that furtheroutdoor exercise
281
00:12:44,510 --> 00:12:47,930
was nowout of the question."
282
00:12:47,970 --> 00:12:51,020
[THINKING]
Oh, my God.
283
00:12:52,310 --> 00:12:55,850
All right, don't panic.You can do this.
284
00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:57,360
[READING]
"Never liked long walks,
285
00:12:57,400 --> 00:13:01,070
especiallyon chilly afternoons."
286
00:13:01,110 --> 00:13:03,650
[THINKING]
Chili...
287
00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:05,660
I like chili.
288
00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:12,540
How do womenwear a bra all the time?
289
00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:17,630
It's not that bad
once you get going, right?
290
00:13:17,670 --> 00:13:20,340
Yeah, it's, uh...
Yeah.
291
00:13:21,340 --> 00:13:23,510
CARRIE [THINKING]:
Aw, look at him.
292
00:13:23,550 --> 00:13:25,970
He's really trying.
293
00:13:26,010 --> 00:13:28,300
Such a sweetie.
294
00:13:29,260 --> 00:13:32,060
What's growingout of his ear?
295
00:13:33,140 --> 00:13:36,350
That was not there6 months ago.
296
00:13:38,270 --> 00:13:40,150
[THINKING]
* Jimmy crack corn *
297
00:13:40,190 --> 00:13:43,070
* I hate this book *
298
00:13:43,110 --> 00:13:44,610
* Jimmy crack corn *
299
00:13:44,650 --> 00:13:46,820
* I hate this book *
300
00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:48,160
* Jimmy crack corn *
301
00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:51,370
* I hate this book *
302
00:13:52,740 --> 00:13:56,080
* Let's pretendI read page one *
303
00:14:04,050 --> 00:14:06,260
Sign this.
304
00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:11,140
"I agree to deliver
15 tons of gravel
305
00:14:11,180 --> 00:14:15,060
to MacKenzie Naval Base
in Bethesda, Maryland."
306
00:14:16,350 --> 00:14:18,350
It's a sample contract
for my class.
307
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:20,230
I need to practice
notarizing.
308
00:14:20,270 --> 00:14:23,940
Good, 'cause I don't think
I have that much gravel.
309
00:14:23,980 --> 00:14:27,570
Do I mock
your profession?!
310
00:14:29,950 --> 00:14:32,080
Now, come on,
you sign it while I watch.
311
00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:33,330
Then I'll stamp it,
312
00:14:33,370 --> 00:14:35,910
and I'll enter it
into my ledger.
313
00:14:35,950 --> 00:14:37,500
You got it.
314
00:14:37,540 --> 00:14:38,370
Wait.
315
00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:41,290
I'm not ready
to watch yet.
316
00:14:41,330 --> 00:14:43,590
I need a second
to get loose.
317
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:50,140
Aah!
318
00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:53,640
OK...
319
00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:55,720
sign it.
320
00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:57,310
OK.
321
00:14:58,350 --> 00:15:01,690
Back up 2 inches.
322
00:15:01,730 --> 00:15:03,150
Alrighty.
323
00:15:03,190 --> 00:15:04,520
Here we go.
324
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:06,480
[DOG BARKS]
325
00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:08,150
OK?
326
00:15:08,190 --> 00:15:10,410
Oh, my God!
I looked away.
327
00:15:10,450 --> 00:15:12,700
I didn't see you
sign it.
328
00:15:12,740 --> 00:15:14,120
I signed it, Dad.
329
00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:15,700
Take my word for it.
330
00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:16,950
If I could
take your word,
331
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,750
we wouldn't need
notaries, would we?
332
00:15:18,790 --> 00:15:21,080
Ooh.
333
00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:22,920
Who was I fooling?
334
00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:24,840
I'm not fit
to be a notary.
335
00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:27,710
It's a young man's game.
336
00:15:30,470 --> 00:15:31,430
Hey.
337
00:15:31,470 --> 00:15:32,800
Hi, honey.
How's the book coming?
338
00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:35,390
Good. Page 418.
339
00:15:35,430 --> 00:15:37,310
Wow, you're
ahead of me.
340
00:15:37,350 --> 00:15:38,930
Come on, don't be
hard on yourself.
341
00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:40,560
It's not a race.
342
00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:41,640
Heh heh.
343
00:15:41,690 --> 00:15:43,060
I'm just gonna go
finish up work on, uh,
344
00:15:43,100 --> 00:15:44,310
my discussion
questions, OK?
345
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:45,650
All right.
I'll see you upstairs.
346
00:15:45,690 --> 00:15:46,860
OK.
347
00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:54,120
I am so screwed!
348
00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:56,330
That whole
book business again?
349
00:15:56,370 --> 00:15:57,740
Yeah, the class
is tomorrow.
350
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,370
I'm on page 2.
351
00:15:59,410 --> 00:16:03,290
I can't even say
I have a firm grasp
of page one.
352
00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:04,460
Why don't you
just tell Carrie
353
00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:06,130
you didn't read
the book?
354
00:16:06,170 --> 00:16:08,300
What's she gonna do,
hold you back a year?
355
00:16:08,340 --> 00:16:10,420
She'll hate me,
that's what.
356
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:13,340
Hey, fellows.
Game still on?
357
00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:14,640
Yeah, it's
third quarter.
358
00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:16,140
Ooh-hoo hoo.
359
00:16:16,180 --> 00:16:19,270
MALE ANNOUNCER [ON TV]:
Ball on the Jets' 22-yard line.
360
00:16:19,310 --> 00:16:21,270
[WHISTLE BLOWS ON TV]
361
00:16:22,230 --> 00:16:24,730
It's a big couch.
362
00:16:24,770 --> 00:16:26,610
Excuse me.
363
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:30,440
Spence, you, uh,
finish the book yet?
364
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:33,070
Oh, yeah. Well,
it was my third time,
365
00:16:33,110 --> 00:16:36,530
but I still got
a little teary at the end.
366
00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:40,540
So, hey, uh,
maybe, uh--
367
00:16:40,580 --> 00:16:42,500
Maybe you and I
could compare notes
368
00:16:42,540 --> 00:16:45,330
on the discussion
questions. You
finish them yet?
369
00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:48,380
Yeah, I got 14 pages
of grade-A observations
right here.
370
00:16:48,420 --> 00:16:50,050
All right.
Let me look.
371
00:16:50,090 --> 00:16:52,630
Wait, you did
read the book, right?
372
00:16:52,670 --> 00:16:54,510
Cha!
373
00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:57,180
You lie so bad.
374
00:16:57,220 --> 00:16:58,390
All right,
I didn't read it,
375
00:16:58,430 --> 00:17:00,220
but let me
see them anyway.
Come on, man.
376
00:17:00,270 --> 00:17:01,640
No! I'm not showing you
my answers.
377
00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:03,810
I'm leaving.
378
00:17:03,850 --> 00:17:05,770
I don't think so.
379
00:17:05,810 --> 00:17:07,650
This--This is mature.
380
00:17:07,690 --> 00:17:09,520
Right back
in junior high.
381
00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:11,110
What are you
gonna do, hold me down
and steal my homework?
382
00:17:11,150 --> 00:17:12,530
All I want
is the answers.
383
00:17:12,570 --> 00:17:14,450
How I get them
is up to you.
384
00:17:14,490 --> 00:17:17,280
Ah. Different time,
different place, Doug.
385
00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:19,910
You can't intimidate
this guy anymore.
386
00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:27,580
Aah!
387
00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:29,420
SPENCE: This shouldn't
be happening!
388
00:17:29,460 --> 00:17:31,050
We're in our thirties!
389
00:17:31,090 --> 00:17:33,550
It's nothing personal.
I don't even enjoy
this anymore.
390
00:17:33,590 --> 00:17:35,180
SPENCE:
Help, Richie!
391
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:38,760
Moose, get
his lunch money.
392
00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:46,230
OK, on to the next
discussion question.
393
00:17:46,270 --> 00:17:49,060
Yes. The symbolism
of the old chestnut tree
394
00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:50,900
shattered by lightning.
395
00:17:50,940 --> 00:17:52,150
Any thoughts?
396
00:17:52,190 --> 00:17:53,820
Rest room key
is hanging on the wall.
397
00:17:53,860 --> 00:17:57,160
Uh, no, I'd like
to take a shot
at the question.
398
00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:58,740
Sure. What the hell?
399
00:17:58,780 --> 00:18:01,620
Well, it seemed to me
that the shattered
chestnut tree
400
00:18:01,660 --> 00:18:05,160
symbolized
that the love between
Jane and Rochester
401
00:18:05,210 --> 00:18:07,750
was about to become
cruelly shattered,
402
00:18:07,790 --> 00:18:09,130
and, uh...
403
00:18:09,170 --> 00:18:10,500
although this wasn't
part of the question,
404
00:18:10,540 --> 00:18:14,010
I also feel the red moon
and the raging wind
405
00:18:14,050 --> 00:18:17,470
were ominous precursors
as well.
406
00:18:18,470 --> 00:18:21,640
That is shockingly coherent.
407
00:18:23,180 --> 00:18:24,720
Thank you.
408
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:26,560
Well, that brings us
to our next question,
409
00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:30,400
which is, why did Bronte
choose to tell the story
410
00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:32,940
from Jane's point of view
rather than Rochester's?
411
00:18:32,980 --> 00:18:34,110
Yes.
412
00:18:34,150 --> 00:18:36,070
I think it gave her
a chance to be, um,
413
00:18:36,110 --> 00:18:37,450
a little
autobiographical,
414
00:18:37,490 --> 00:18:38,950
to put her own
experiences in it.
415
00:18:38,990 --> 00:18:40,120
Mm-hmm.
That's interesting.
416
00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:42,580
Interesting,
though a bit simplistic.
417
00:18:42,620 --> 00:18:44,160
Uh, in point of fact,
418
00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:47,710
Bronte led
a very clustered life.
419
00:18:47,750 --> 00:18:48,500
Cloistered.
420
00:18:48,540 --> 00:18:50,580
C-cloistered life,
421
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:53,290
and the sensual character
of Jane Eyre
422
00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:56,720
was probably something
of a liberation for her.
423
00:18:56,760 --> 00:19:00,510
Doug, I've got to say
I'm--I'm very impressed.
424
00:19:00,550 --> 00:19:03,010
Have you studied
Victorian literature before?
425
00:19:03,050 --> 00:19:04,220
No, no, not really.
426
00:19:04,260 --> 00:19:07,060
Just-- I guess it's my...
milieu.
427
00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:13,820
CARRIE: Doug.
428
00:19:13,860 --> 00:19:15,610
Yeah.
429
00:19:15,650 --> 00:19:18,280
I think I agree with you
with what you said in class.
430
00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:19,570
About?
431
00:19:19,610 --> 00:19:21,410
About Jane
leaving Thornfield.
432
00:19:21,450 --> 00:19:24,780
I really think
it is her symbolic
loss of virginity.
433
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:26,700
Just one delivery man's
opinion.
434
00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:29,210
Let me ask you
a question.
435
00:19:29,250 --> 00:19:30,500
What'd you think
about Jane's parakeet?
436
00:19:30,540 --> 00:19:32,210
What do you think
that represented?
437
00:19:32,250 --> 00:19:34,170
The parakeet?
Yeah.
438
00:19:34,210 --> 00:19:35,750
Hmm...
439
00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,960
Well, it
certainly gave her
someone to talk to.
440
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,300
Hmm...
441
00:19:39,340 --> 00:19:41,680
And beyond that,
I think the bird...
442
00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:45,260
what, with
its droppings...
443
00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:48,930
symbolized how
crappy life can be.
444
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,230
There's no parakeet,
is there?
445
00:19:53,270 --> 00:19:57,860
Doug, I know you
beat up Spence
for his homework.
446
00:19:57,900 --> 00:20:00,030
He told you?!
447
00:20:00,070 --> 00:20:02,740
He is so dead.
448
00:20:02,780 --> 00:20:06,490
No, he did not tell me.
His mother called.
449
00:20:08,410 --> 00:20:10,330
I was so close.
450
00:20:10,370 --> 00:20:12,120
Please, you were not
so close.
451
00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:14,210
It was so obvious in class
that you were faking.
452
00:20:14,250 --> 00:20:17,380
I mean, I'm just
surprised you didn't wear
a monocle and a cape.
453
00:20:17,420 --> 00:20:20,340
I-I'm sorry.
454
00:20:20,380 --> 00:20:21,630
I don't understand this.
455
00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:24,300
You sat next to me,
night after night,
456
00:20:24,340 --> 00:20:26,050
turning pages, nodding,
457
00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:29,140
highlighting with your
little stupid yellow marker.
458
00:20:29,180 --> 00:20:31,100
What the hell
were you doing?!
459
00:20:31,140 --> 00:20:33,100
Mostly planning
my meals.
460
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:38,190
And I also came up
with an idea for
a new board game.
461
00:20:38,230 --> 00:20:40,570
Car, I tried.
I really did try.
462
00:20:40,610 --> 00:20:42,150
It was
just too much.
463
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:43,820
Doug, it's a book.
464
00:20:43,860 --> 00:20:47,080
Youcanread,
can't you?
465
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:48,910
Not when people
are making me.
466
00:20:48,950 --> 00:20:50,250
That's why I did
lousy in school--
467
00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:51,250
all the pressure
from the nuns--
468
00:20:51,290 --> 00:20:53,080
Read this.
Read that.
469
00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:54,250
Show your work.
470
00:20:54,290 --> 00:20:57,130
At least I pretended
to read for you.
471
00:20:57,920 --> 00:20:59,000
That's true.
472
00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:02,420
I mean, I--I stared
at a book for 2 weeks
473
00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:05,680
'cause I--I love you.
474
00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:07,260
Not many husbands
would do that.
475
00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:08,350
You're right.
476
00:21:08,390 --> 00:21:11,060
Only the disturbed
ones would.
477
00:21:11,100 --> 00:21:12,100
[CHUCKLES]
478
00:21:12,140 --> 00:21:13,270
But you're right.
479
00:21:13,310 --> 00:21:15,600
Maybe this class thing
is just...
480
00:21:15,650 --> 00:21:16,860
not for us right now.
481
00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:18,480
I mean, maybe I
overreached a little bit.
482
00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:20,070
Maybe we should
just start smaller.
483
00:21:20,110 --> 00:21:22,690
Yeah, like maybe
we should do the
word jumble together.
484
00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:25,280
And not turn it upside down
for the answers,
485
00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:26,700
no matter what.
486
00:21:26,740 --> 00:21:28,370
Yeah!
487
00:21:28,410 --> 00:21:30,120
All right, come on.
Come cuddle with Mama.
488
00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:31,540
OK.
489
00:21:33,410 --> 00:21:35,040
Mmmmm.
490
00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:36,250
Just hold on.
491
00:21:36,290 --> 00:21:38,920
Hey, you want to hear
about my new board game?
492
00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:40,130
Mm-hmm.
493
00:21:40,170 --> 00:21:41,460
It's called Shominy...
494
00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:43,470
and, uh, it's for
ages 6 and up...
495
00:21:43,510 --> 00:21:46,260
Mm-hmm.
496
00:21:46,300 --> 00:21:49,050
That's all I got so far.
497
00:21:55,890 --> 00:21:58,560
Me and the jiggy
gettin' missus--
498
00:22:06,570 --> 00:22:08,660
But you kept that goin' too!
That is so funny.
I know.
499
00:22:08,700 --> 00:22:11,280
MALE DIRECTOR: Same thing.
Why, did I screw up?
500
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:15,460
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